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Dalton Smiley: Louisiana Alligators, Redheads, and Giving Attitude · Culture Shock

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  [SPEAKER_01]: On this episode of Culture Shot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Please welcome Dalton Smiley.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hello.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, quick on the mic.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready a conversation nobody asked for Anna more power to yeah
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Please, enjoy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What is something that people just don't understand about?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like to be subtle and passive aggressive.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, nobody's using the thumbs up emoji to be friendly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just always a pain in the ass.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I want to let people about the people who think it's to be friendly.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you say?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't say anything.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a cowardly old people, and that's OK.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Controversial take.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I love Heather Gabb.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why everybody hates her.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think you just lie.
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: People lie to it's out for Dolly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm broke, you're getting out of tune.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm tired, you're getting an out of tune.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If on outside?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there's really never an inappropriate time to give somebody out of tune.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And how often are we broke?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Welcome to culture shock the non-sensical podcast because today, I wore a scarf.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's what straight dude did do sometimes, why can't I gay do do it?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I know, these intros they always change.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Today I have someone on this podcast who you might have seen his overconsumption of post-it notes, his use of wigs, judging people constantly, please welcome Dalton Smiley.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hello?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, quick on the mic.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm on the edge of my seat.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You had that Starbucks like I did like a little I've had two Expresses this morning, so I'm like really and a mint tea like that too.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Is that a record for you?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well normally like in it in the course of a day now that's like my that's the lowest I go But before noon, this was all before noon, so yeah, jittery.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're like cracked out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Perfect.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's going to be a great episode.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, thank God.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh This whole time we've been gabbing.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I forgot.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's another girl in the corner over there.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god, who?
• 1:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You might have seen her online quite often with her pop culture takes being behind a mic just like me.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you know other things But please welcome Hannah Cosh.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hello, I can't believe you always forgot about me over here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hannah, what did you get here?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I got I've just been here listening to you guys and looking at your scarf Andy
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Ms. Harf does look great.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: How can two guys forget about a beautiful girl in the corner exactly?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just looking into each other's eyes, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She's like a reverse twin candler.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's, there's like multiple people.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, well, Hannah, I'm glad you can join us.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: If you want to speak on this podcast, you have one rule, and that is to hit that button.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You put, this one?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: She did a good job at it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That was good.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And if you don't want to hear from Hannah or you want to hear from me, don't answer that question, you hit that button.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Could you pull, you both ran out on you out today?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't, you didn't know you were doing with us.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, big mistake.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's, and that is fine.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Shall we begin?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're ready.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: OK. Well,
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if there's any questions for you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I can't wait.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Your vault of internet history is pretty deep.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Extremely.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you for noticing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you're very welcome.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, you've been making videos online since 2019, but you also started as a wedding photographer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What did you hate the most about weddings?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: God, okay, the mother of the groom.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's never the mother of the bride.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It is always the mother of the groom.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They are always, it's like they're giving away their baby boy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so they're just like so obsessed with everything.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know, the groom's family doesn't pay for anything traditionally.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so normally they just come in with a lot of feelings, a lot of emotions.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They hate their daughter-in-law.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just always the pain in the ass.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So anything else?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Just like giving up my Saturdays.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just like also a very sacred day for me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, there's not really enough money that could get me out of bed on the Saturday anymore.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Have a question.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: When you were a wedding photographer, did you require the people to pay for your meal there?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I know, I ate what they ate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was in my contract.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, which wasn't, I shot a lot of weddings in the south and like a lot of like all over, kind of like destination weddings that were smaller weddings.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And so it wasn't like we had vendor meals.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause like people, when you have like 500 meal, like 500 people at your wedding, they'll do like specific vendor meals where you get like a ham and cheese sandwich.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like gross.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And everybody else is eating like prime rib.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So no, my contract I was like, no, I have to eat with the briding group meat or I'm going home.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Is there anything about a wedding, you absolutely lived for?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me think.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sounds like no.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I had a lot of great weddings.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I had one in Australia.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I had one in like upscale New York.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry, upstate New York and the Cat School mountains.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was beautiful.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't get a twisted, it's upstate.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not upscale upscale.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, my southern education is showing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, besides that, I mean, I like when the food is good, when the cake is good, I really don't care about anything else at the wedding.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like just serve good food.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's really all it takes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Is there a rule of what type of wedding cake should be a wedding because you're an experienced photographer of weddings?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a great question.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I think the people should not be afraid to like branch out with the wedding cake.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I get so tired of people just doing like almond.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's good.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Almond's good.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Almond.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know that's the traditional favor.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Explain this way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what meant that's it's it's the white cake is considered like almond flavor But you can bring child like you know what I mean.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's your wedding with who cares?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not the white dress.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a white cake is like carrot cake on the table I develop it off the table.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I think you can do anything you want and if you got five tears Why not just do a different flavor for each tier?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Everybody's happy.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: How many weddings do you photograph?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh God in the scheme of things probably like more than 50 less than a hundred
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What was the worst wedding cake you saw?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably when people start to make wedding cakes that aren't wedding cakes, like when they do like like a cookie cake wedding cake or something, which I love a cookie cake.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But it's when people start to like get a little too creative, you know, or like in the south we would have like king cakes for Marty Grow people would do like king cake wedding cakes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is not the same.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You can throw that as like a little appetizer, but that's not the cake.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: sounds like you're a very experienced and throwing weddings.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So yeah, call me.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe if I have money for a wedding in the future, you know who I won't be calling.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Many people also know you for you're a very extra large post-it notes and flow charts.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: How many post-it notes a week do you go through as of late?
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would say, probably, I don't even know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's about a stack of, like, what is the normal, what comes in like a normal pad of seeking out?
• 6:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably like 50.
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even, I don't either.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: They just, they sent me, post it, did send me one care package of post units, and I've gone through all of them.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, it's probably, I do put them in the recycling.
• 7:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's make that clear.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, it's good for the environment.
• 7:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 7:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: And has posted reach out to you besides giving you the one and they're not like, here's a lifetime supply.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, not yet.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're getting there.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm shipping away.
• 7:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like one of my biggest fans.
• 7:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They comment on every single post within like an hour.
• 7:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like they're always like, you know, they call themselves my auntie or something, I think.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So love to see it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fun.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Hannah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I sense a beautiful relationship blooming between you and post it.
• 7:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I really do.
• 7:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like it's one of those that you never knew is going to be such a lasting meaningful relationship.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 7:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know, they might, they might fund your career.
• 7:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: We need like a super bowl commercial with Postet.
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 7:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm in the long haul.
• 7:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm playing for the long game here.
• 7:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you remember when there used to be like office commercials and you'd like fill up someone's whole entire office with Postet notes?
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 7:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like a prank for the prank with the Postet notes.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You did a whole thing.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was covering somebody's car in them.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hi, school.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll start right back.
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: One of your recent low chart videos is let me get this right title when someone gives you attitude One is the most appropriate time.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You should be giving attitude to somebody though.
• 8:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh There's many times.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that
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  [SPEAKER_01]: always.
• 8:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that like I don't think it's fair to just say that there's only one appropriate time to give somebody attitude.
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm angry, I'm you're getting an attitude.
• 8:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm broke, you're getting an attitude.
• 8:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I'm tired, you're getting an attitude.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: If hot outside?
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, if it's too hot, if the weather's bad, if you're getting an attitude with me, I'm absolutely getting an attitude.
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's really like there's really never an inappropriate
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm, depends on the year.
• 8:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Economy's bad right now.
• 8:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: So sounds like your 20's had a lot of attitude.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: What is the worst attitude you can give to somebody though overall?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I prefer a little slight passive aggressive attitude.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Something that you can always go back on if you feel like you need to.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not somebody who likes to stand and toes down.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like to be subtle and passive aggressive and then if they call you out on it, you can be like,
• 9:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you're talking about, that was just kind of like the thumbs up emoji.
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, nobody's using the thumbs up emoji to be friendly.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're doing it to be passive-aggressive.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And one of the people who think it's to be friendly, what do you say?
• 9:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: You want to say anything?
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a cowardly old people, and that's okay.
• 9:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Different generation.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But nobody in our generations are using the thumbs up emoji just to be like, great job.
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's like a... You don't think it's a conversation under?
• 9:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, this was like actually, do you all remember this?
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was in like an episode, a season one, I think of Real Housewives Salt Lake City, where somebody, I think it was Heather Gay, sent like the thumbs up emoji, and they were like, that was not a friendly thumbs up emoji.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was actually very passionate.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, and that was a whole scene we made about it.
• 10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they made a whole, it was a whole segment, Andy brought it up in the reunion.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I do remember that.
• 10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: My button didn't work for a minute.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You sing old people using the thumbs up emoji, kind of makes sense at how their game was the one to do it, because she leans just a little bit, not knowing how to use emojis in the right sense.
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I remember that as well.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I was like, girl, you didn't use it in the right way.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then I think she eventually was like, yeah, it was past Progressive.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she only said that to the confessional camera.
• 10:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not to it.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: But controversial take, I love how they're good.
• 10:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why everybody hates her.
• 10:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: people like, okay, a lot of people hate her.
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't think it's as controversial.
• 10:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like people are like, she has an arc and she has a spot in the cast and I feel people understand that she has her place in that and she plays her role very well and the producers also love her.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she's there.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I agree.
• 10:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think she's like more fun.
• 10:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think people give her a hard time.
• 10:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bye.
• 10:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I hope that her boyfriend this season will bring her another saw, you know what I mean?
• 11:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like maybe distract her a little bit and just be like, I want to see you get dick down.
• 11:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she just had to, you know, like the kids were grown.
• 11:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't have anything to do.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
• 11:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got somebody to give her attention inside.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here for that.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's to have their guy.
• 11:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Here's to have their guy.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Note taken.
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: you are constantly seeing portraying a judge on social media.
• 11:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, now you have no law degree membership in a state bar association nor several years of legal experience.
• 11:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: What makes you think you are the right person to be impersonating a judge?
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have a lot of great in from fuck around and find out university and I just, I don't know, I think that like we, there's a lot of really bad judges, a lot of really bad doctors, maybe that's a hint to my next content series coming soon, but I think that we have a lot of people who are licensed who shouldn't be, so like why can't I, you know?
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: If I say something that's truthful and factual, you know, I can make up my own loss.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you name three judges?
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Judge Judy, Judge Abony, William, Is that her name?
• 12:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your number?
• 12:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, she was on southern charm.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think I got it.
• 12:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Met her a few times.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's from New Orleans.
• 12:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's only reason why I'm now.
• 12:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I've been in God.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't cut that.
• 12:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then who else?
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that's it.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the only two I can name.
• 12:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you only can name two judges as a judge of fuck around and find out university.
• 12:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I mean, it's not like, yeah, I'm a pioneer.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was Ruth Bader Ginsburg a judge?
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, no.
• 12:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it's a preem Court justice.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think those are judges.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: They said a hard time.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next card.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, if you could be a judge, a real judge, what kind of judge would you be?
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh God, I don't know, not family law because I couldn't, well, family law would be juicy.
• 12:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like hearing people's drama, like I would love for the longest time, I was like, I just wanna be in a divorce attorney because I just wanna read all the drama that happened in Y'all's marriage.
• 13:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's really tacky, but it sounds like fun.
• 13:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: But then also, I don't think I could be a criminal judge because have y'all seen the people like throw things at the judges before?
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if somebody threw something at me,
• 13:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it would not, and well, so Judge Toler is out of the question.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Judge Toler, God I miss Judge Toler.
• 13:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, they seem like good people.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just think that it's kind of like, you know, teachers.
• 13:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have to be built for that job.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not built for that job.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm more like, I don't want people to question my authority.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just want to sentence people.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: for the questions.
• 13:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thanks.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you're on her.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't forget it.
• 13:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I also went through your social media as of late.
• 13:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Deep-sized.
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: After Dolly Parton sadly passed away, you were seen, quote, pushing your tits together for our country gal.
• 13:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you think of that video not time has passed?
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Tits out for Dolly?
• 14:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Um,
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was a cultural community movement.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think it was a cultural community movement.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think that some, we have to celebrate our morning and our grieving in whatever way fills appropriate.
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And for me, that was, get my tits out.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: And do you think dolly saw that video looking down from heaven?
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was thrilled.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I felt her.
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: My tits were bigger than they normally are.
• 14:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you think your tits were bigger because of Dolly?
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like I think that she had been, she was past at the point, you know?
• 14:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So when my tits grew two sizes bigger, I think it was because Dolly came into my body for every moment.
• 14:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's Dolly's like two sizes too small.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was me.
• 14:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had a real life doctor's who's grinch moment.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: With a Dolly.
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, from Dolly.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I loved how when you were also talking about Dolly that your Southern accent really started to come out to really was in you.
• 15:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she comes out of me for sure.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry in many different ways in peace.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Doesn't come in you.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're originally raised in Louisiana.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I've seen quite the lore on gumbo and so much from your lore.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: What's something that people get wrong about the folks from Louisiana now being someone on the west coast?
• 15:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: have to say, get wrong, get wrong, get wrong.
• 15:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, well, you know, a lot of people here think we ride alligators and stuff.
• 15:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not like a thing.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Has anybody asked, yes, yes.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: They think that they like walk in the streets and stuff like stray dogs.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like we did have an alligator, like here they are, but it wasn't.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: bad.
• 15:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it wasn't like we didn't like, but I did ride a four-wheeler school sometimes.
• 15:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you wear like camo to prom or have ride your tractor to school day?
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, to the second.
• 16:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: We did have ride our tractor to school day, but did we wear camo to prom?
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, but people did.
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Maddie actually from like my homecoming.
• 16:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: One year got his
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: His girlfriend got her dress custom-made in Camo and then they snipped off some of it and made a custom vest in pants for him and they cut it on hunting them up.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were just in the accent hunter orange I had to probably find screenshots about it was that
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: The kids, these days, you would see that walking on the street now light today though.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is the sad trip to the bottom.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, aside from the allocators, Pennsylvania sounds very similar, yeah, yeah, you get it.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: The girls who get it, get it, girls who don't, right, allocators.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have a video online asking when it's safe to go to work for those of us who don't work, very important work.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: about attitude, a little tension in the office work place feels appropriate.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: How do you slip that in?
• 17:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think you just lie.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: People lie, you know?
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't think that like for those of us that are not liars, I think that it's okay for us to lie.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Occasionally, when it's best for the world or for the plot.
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you name names or examples?
• 17:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I know a lot of people are liars and shouldn't be lying and they lie when they shouldn't be.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think whenever you can feel a little office tension, you should lie and said that you're you've come down with a bad cold and or like a fungus or something.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell them it's something you can't go to the doctor for.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Michelle.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I called out one time because I said, I had pink eye because you also can't come into the office with pink eye because it's very contagious and then my boss was like send me a picture of your prescription so then I had to go on photo shop and like start marking up some prescription to get a pink eye and I was like you can ask for my prescription for my pink eye drops like send them a picture and then send them a lawsuit yeah it was like girl what's happening here also is a Friday random Friday just let me take the day off you know I wasn't really that sick why are you like being so stressed about my pink eye prescription right now.
• 18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: fake pink guy.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was drinking beers with my friends.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you even need a prescription for pink guy?
• 18:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you can, but do you have to?
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you a doctor now?
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, coming soon.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: More.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Judge first, doctor second.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe we don't need Medicaid and I drops.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: But baby don't.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pink guy's a good one because it's very contagious, but unless tell your boss asks for the prescription.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That seems like very invasive.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have reported that to HR.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some companies don't have HR.
• 18:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if Michelle from work said your outfit was a little foggy one day, you would.
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it depends.
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is Michelle a buff or below you?
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because here's the other thing.
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that you should be taking advantage of people.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, stop the cameras.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I mean, no, but here's the thing.
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: The people that your coworkers, like your coworkers that are assholes, take advantage of them, take advantage of them, smooth them, make them feel like you're best friends, like milk it for what it's worth, take what you need because it's come to find out if they're terrible people, and they think you're a terrible person, I think you should prove them right.
• 19:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: So if Michelle's above you, I would suck up to Michelle.
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'd find a way to get on her good side, or I would just do self-deprecating humor around Michelle.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: So she was like, oh, wow, I think I'm winning.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: But in the background, I'm working against her.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm getting cozy up to her boss so that way I can throw her out and I can take her job in the long run.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we're using her coffee humor in the fridge.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's gonna ask us, been using it, and we're gonna lie again.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fill it up with water.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: diabolical y'all are cracked out and I love it it if you were to the office I know some of my turn off options yet, but I've worked in places you don't know where I worked I don't the streets hmm more fun out there yeah more people to see
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Your podcast is titled The Wash, familiar with her.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she's a local.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, she is a local.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, based on things you've complained about, which of the following is worse not to wash your mouth or your body according to your social media posts?
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a really loose loose question.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like worse not to wash. Like if we're getting close and comfortable with a man of the same sex, would you rather have not shower or not fixate in his oral care?
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Really bad question.
• 20:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would have to say, if I had to choose, I'd rather not choose either, but I would have to say, I'd rather you wash your body than wash your mouth.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I could get further away from you.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like the body smell permeates further.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's more offices for that, just like see bout of.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you have a bad and clean mouth, I'd just say, keep your mouth closed.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't speak.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which I talk a lot anyway, so that's fun.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I also think that hygiene is the most important thing
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have to agree on that.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't disagree.
• 21:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just making sure you're done with your point.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that you have to make sure that you brush your teeth the same amount of time, shower the same amount of times.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very important.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, and if you could set the record straight about hygiene, can you please do it to camera for people who are uneducated?
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: On what specifically, like how much you should be showering or in a relationship?
• 21:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, if they should be showering, what they should be doing.
• 21:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you should be showering at least once a day, sorry.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that if you, I don't think it's worthless to showering the mornings, I think that you should be showering before you get into bed because those are your clean bad sheets.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You should also be washing your sheets once a week.
• 21:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you should also be brushing your teeth preferably twice a day.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't floss.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: If we're not washing our sheets once a week, do we have jail time?
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think that there's like a tiered scale.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I would say sometimes I might go 10 days, and that's like really a big deal for me.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if you're going like three to four weeks, yes, that's jail time.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you get behind in the tanks like two weeks, I mean, that's like shame in community service.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hannah?
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I lost my bedsheets like twice a month, every two weeks.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think that's too bad.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm also not a sweaty sleeper.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I also think that that depends because I feel like some people are very sweaty sleepers and that affects your bedsheets.
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 22:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you bathing before you get into bed?
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a morning shower girl.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you sputtle day?
• 22:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't really sweat.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little princess.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't sweat.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't drink water, I don't sweat either.
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That must be a sweater.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 23:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do wash my bad once a month.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: So what's a month?
• 23:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Put me in jail.
• 23:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't sweat.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, see this is why hygiene is the most important thing in a relationship.
• 23:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Facts.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Trademark.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have also complained about people who do not say, excuse me, online.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you get me your honest opinion on these people in depth and who they really are?
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I just think like people actually, it's a thing since I moved to your hat finger down.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You, you.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I would say since I've moved to LA, people don't say,
• 23:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: they they don't like understand personal space and personal bubble.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that there's like a normal thing that you should move out of the way to let somebody walk past you or like if you're going through a door while somebody else says it's just like common courtesy and there's a buffer zone.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a buffer zone and if you can't get past somebody you just say oh excuse me you don't shove them out of the way.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you don't listen
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't listen whenever I say excuse me, I will shove you out of the way because that was nice.
• 24:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also feel like people in LA have a big time with their peas and teas.
• 24:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your pleas and thank yous.
• 24:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So a lot of commands and expecting it without even a little bit of a thank you there.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like can you please get me this?
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want that.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do this.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Meet me here.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can you please meet me here at one?
• 24:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds amazing.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now I'm thrilled.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, oh, I would love to do that for you.
• 24:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like my mother sometimes, what do you say?
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please, thank you.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's happening?
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: People just didn't learn their manners.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like we did.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: As an honorary consolation, what do we think of very spatially unaware people like the people who stand and front of you at the airport and stand in your way?
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I have the grocery store.
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't realize you're there.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think the airports actually like the worst place for this to happen because it is the airports like everybody's just like on one at the airport But I mean, I think I don't think it's that hard to say excuse me to people like when you have a buffer when you're walking in somebody's own if you can smell my breath or my Cologne You need to be saying excuse me These two showers on yeah, the mouth.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I shower in brush my teeth, so I'm pleasant to be around
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: You also made another video online, I've gone through many, there's a lot, quite a few.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: This video was, if you should leave home or not, hmm, great question, right?
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Once someone gives you an Irish goodbye, what is the most appropriate response?
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, if you Irish goodbye me, I'm going to text you and be like, oh, wow, that was really rude of you to Irish goodbye me, but I'm going to Irish goodbye you because that's what I do.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, and when they send you a message calling you out, your responses, yeah, you know, I Irish goodbye.
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Love you.
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's it.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: No follow-up needed.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I just like, you know, I accuse people of doing things that I do too, but it's different when other people do it.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you're above them.
• 26:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you say that, yeah.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I also feel like there's an unspoken rule with the Irish goodbye that you just kind of sometimes let it go.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Years let it go.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It depends on like if you're at somebody's party, like if you're at somebody's house, like if it was like your best friend's house and you leave sure.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if like we just happen to be at the same thing the same event the same place.
• 26:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I dip and you dip and we've already kind of like had a conversation that felt like it was like finished.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then that's, yeah, then we'll pick up and be like, oh my God, remember last week and I've really talked about when you left?
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think there's a number of people limit to an Irish goodbye, too, because if there's 50 people there, it really won't matter.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: If there's eight people at the dinner party, you can't Irish goodbye that.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good point.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: But, you know, maybe if there's 15 in the kitchen hanging out and deep in the corner, you can't really say you're goodbye, you're gonna be like, I think I'm trying to pop out now.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, there's some qualms to the Irish goodbye.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also after a certain time of time.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I get to admit that it's fine.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's no rules that.
• 27:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was gonna say none.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: What is the ideal time to be home in your opinion?
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, God.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: On a night out, on a night out, or a night out.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: On a night out, I prefer like 11 at the latest, because I like to slowly move into my bed.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I like to slowly take a shower, take the dogs out, like have a little snack, maybe another cocktail, then I'm going to get into bed, then I'm going to watch TV for an hour.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So bedtime's like two.
• 27:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like one, one, thirty two.
• 27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: But so but then if you get home at midnight or one you just have to it's like it's like when you used to get home on a school night in your parents You've got to go to bed school night.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's how I feel whenever I get home at like one o'clock You don't have time for your favorite snack.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't have time to like watch my shows before I go to sleep
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are we still drunk when we're home?
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like are we sobering up?
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are we completely sober?
• 28:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that like this also the best part of of hangover care starts the night before.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think if you get up, if you get back home, you check about a water, you eat a little bit, you then make sure you're hydrated, you got everything on the bedside table, you're ready to go.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you wake up the next morning, you won't be so bad.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't drink water like me, hmm, well, I mean, that's that's why you're hungover.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Say it freedom.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a fun part of the night of coming back and opening a bottle of wine when you get home.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, you know, that's good for you.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you don't drink water.
• 28:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: You drink wine depends on the day.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sounds like I know what your routine is when you get home, Hannah.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a Dordasher though.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have Dordas.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like to plan my arrival back at home with my food's arrival back at home as well.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you'll put a bottle of wine.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you check a bottle of water, eat your food?
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: There I want some YouTube videos.
• 29:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe some old so you think you can dance videos, music videos, and you just scream for about, you know, a little bit, and then make it rain to bed.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: She's okay, guys.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Exactly.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: So what we all do, you know, have you ever played the fun game that's like what will make it home first me or my Uber eats?
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do that like every weekend.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, because I like order.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I order it in the club.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's okay?
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Continue.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I try to make it back before.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But whenever I lived in Louisiana in New Orleans specifically, it would the door dash was so slow in the talk about would take like an hour to get home if not like two hours.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I would order it stay for like 30 minutes and then leave and I would still most of the time beat my food.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then what you tell anyone that you ordered food and that you have to beat it now, just an unspoken thing.
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I just like,
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Most of the time I don't tell anybody I just order it and then then the clock starts like I'm like okay 30 minutes kind of go What happens when the food beats you?
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I try to make sure that it doesn't happen because at that that actually is not it's kind of disappointing It's when think if we make it at the same time But if I get there, I feel like grossed out that the food's been there because I'm like oh how long was it here?
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we don't need it.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would no I never said that.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna eat the food.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just said I'm gonna be a little gross.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll get over it
• 30:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: middle of winter taco bell sounds like a great time to you.
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, yeah, I'll just throw that in the air for be fun.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.
• 30:27
  [UNKNOWN]: Got it.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hannah, any comments about Taco Bell?
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love Taco Bell.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's my comment.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the tweet.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: You are a redhead.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just like my mother.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Really?
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know you can tell.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right, I can see it, I've got a clip.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: What is something that people just don't understand about Redheads?
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that we do have a very demonic side.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, like a very, like I can get very angry, but it really you have to push me to like the edge.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: But people don't really expect that for me and then when there's the point and I return, I'm like, ah, and then yeah.
• 31:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: So was that a stereotype or is that just an observation?
• 31:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's like a common thing I guess for all of us, you know, they say like fiery red head.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Some people just lead with that.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't lead with that.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just be permanent proper and sweet.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I just latch out.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel that I was a red head for about eight months.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just went back to my natural hair.
• 31:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I did feel like there was a fiery side that just, you know, I was channeling my inner red head.
• 31:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it offensive to say gender?
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think so, I don't think she gets it.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: She was a temporary fake.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, wow, we're the new member bed.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ooh, I have red facial hair that comes in.
• 31:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: You just don't know when it happens.
• 31:52
  [UNKNOWN]: Ha ha ha.
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyways, was it fun being a redhead?
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I enjoyed it.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was very much.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was really fine.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mine was a natural, obviously.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it was a lot of upkeep, which was harder than highlights, which I was a little bit shocked about just because I had to be in there for my tone and for the redhead.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll like every five to four to six weeks.
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, this is a lot of upkeep.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I could just feel, you know, the fire burning inside every time she put that red dye on my hair.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But for the sake of my follicles, I unfortunately had to go back to Brown.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: Watch the tone.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like the brown.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I like the red, too.
• 32:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, man.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll probably come back.
• 32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I bet she'll be back.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course.
• 32:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, how do we feel about people like carrot top up in the celebrity hall of fame for redheads?
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's old and boring, you know?
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't even know enough about carrot top.
• 32:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like people just love to just like throw things out.
• 32:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we need a new age to the juniors.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can you name other celebrity redhead to juniors to camera?
• 32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't, I'm not given any free publicity to any other gender.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't name names then.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: This sounds like you are not going to get away.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm going to make it to the top.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's my goal.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just, I'm going to be the pioneer of the gender community in the modern day.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: And does it change in the seasons?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is it?
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, not really.
• 33:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Actually, it gets a little like teeny bit lighter maybe, but then my skin gets darker, like not much, but I'm like caking on the sunscreen.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: um give a favorite sunscreen.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good question.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, if it's face sunscreen, I would say the keels sunscreen is phenomenal.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like the keels unseen screen.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Great stuff.
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: They should advertise to the redheads more.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: They sure, they sure.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kills if you need a campaign.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let me know.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, you heard the man.
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have videos about cooking in the kitchen, but also
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hmm.
• 33:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you think gay men are scared of handling their meats?
• 34:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please explain.
• 34:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I just think that like meat is a scary thing.
• 34:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think if you aren't well-versed in meat handling, you might be scared.
• 34:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's a lot of sicknesses and illnesses that comes from poor meat handling.
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's why I'm terrified of them.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have meats you like to handle?
• 34:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mmm, no, they're all very raw.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Not fowl-like, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I would in the past probably criticize, but I just have to say, more power to somebody's got to do it.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hannah?
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: More power to, yeah.
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyways, wow, we've made it through so many questions and you haven't just kiltered once.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm having a great time.
• 35:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Are you trying to push me?
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you want me to push you?
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sign for my favorite segment.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, sometimes we're wondering here, Andy, that's a really dumb question you asked.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we'll all segment full of them called really dumb question.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Great.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, first question.
• 35:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: You have a lemon tree named John Lemon.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is this tree named after John Legend or another John in life?
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: And is there anything you would like to say to him?
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's named after John linen, the bead all.
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: And what do you have to say to John legend legend or linen?
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you John legend, you have beautiful voice, John linen.
• 36:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if he's alive.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you are alive, hope you're not having arthritis.
• 36:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you are dead, say hi to Dolly and keep your tits up.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And would you not have John Legend over or kissy team to have 11?
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, of course.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't think they would like my house.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chrissy, I love Chrissy, but I don't think I think it would be like a white refrigerator moment.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: She, I'd go to her house.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like the 180.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 36:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: No John Legend to now.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, John Legend.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: But kind of no.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, I feel like it might be tacky if I show up to John Legends house talking about my lemon tree I named after him, even though it wasn't named after him, it was named after John Lenin, you know, now he knows, but I could just be a friend of John legend, not a freak, a friend of Dorothy, yes.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: same but different, same but different.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now, my second question for you.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's a very short segment this episode.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: How long have you been gay?
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: You don't want to answer.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, how long?
• 37:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I would say, I'm trying to think of a good first memory.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I really don't have one.
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was like,
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: So you never had vacuum wars, the kid?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: No.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, I didn't have that.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I didn't have that.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Continue, it's your story.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't really know gay people.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: We didn't have gay people don't exist in this health.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, a lot of them are gay, but it took you a while.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, you don't know any better, you know.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you ever try being straight in life?
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh yeah, yeah, it wasn't very good at it.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why say that?
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, I was like more of like, I always had the women around me, obviously, but we were also paying, of course.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: We were not, there was nothing happened in there.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've cast a few women, but just a quick peck.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Was this like last week at the club?
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or was it like, well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be against it, but no.
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was more like, I don't know, I think college years.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not afraid of a kiss.
• 38:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hannah, would you kiss this man?
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: We actually kissed right before this.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, we did.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Next part.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're lying.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Wow, okay.
• 38:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think we should transition to another segment.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm ready.
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hannah, it's your time to shine.
• 38:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I ask a lot of questions on this podcast, but you get a whole three minutes of uninterrupted time to ask your own questions.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, this is my dream come true.
• 38:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do I still have to push my button every time or no?
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I kind of like the button, but going back to the very beginning, Dalton, what are your thoughts on donut walls for desserts at weddings?
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: It depends on where the donuts are from.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think first of all, they're tacky, and if it's outside, yeah, actually, I don't even know if I agree with any of that, because the problem is the donuts aren't fresh.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're gonna have the food out, the food needs to be out, like, it needs to come straight from the fire, straight from the wall, straight into my mouth.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how I feel.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, so other people have touched this to put this on the wall.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh-huh.
• 39:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everyone is stood here looking at the wall trying to figure out what donut they wanted first.
• 39:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Breathe in on it.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Breathing on it.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's might be windy at this outdoor wedding wherever we are with whatever dust is happening.
• 39:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't want any.
• 39:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did they sanitize the bag that the donut is on?
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: On the other side of the bag.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that we have, you know?
• 39:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Uh-huh.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 39:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad you agree about that.
• 39:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, also I just think that like doughnuts, I think that we don't have a high enough standard for doughnuts.
• 39:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we're selling sometimes crappy doughnuts that don't need to be sold.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people say that LA doughnuts are the same as New York bagels like the equivalent that LA has really good doughnuts do you guys agree?
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think we agree based on the way we both tilt it as much as I'm in opposite directions.
• 40:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: In the south, we have yeast, Jonah.
• 40:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like the really fluffy, like really airy.
• 40:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they pretty much only give you glazed and they're phenomenal.
• 40:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I feel like here they do too much.
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're always like Kiki and there's like 50 different flavors.
• 40:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I just went like a plain glazed, fluffy, airy, hot, hot, hot needs to be fresh out the fire.
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Glazed me up.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Glazed me up.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Andy, this one's for you.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be going back to the beginning.
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why did you have that scarf to begin with?
• 40:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm brown, I like brown things.
• 40:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 40:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just didn't know if there was like a certain occasion you had it for in particular, or you had worn it already and are trying to make it seem like you haven't done this already and we're doing it for the bit here.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm a very fashionable game man.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: And sometimes I like to make sure my outfit's making out the closet sometimes, just like myself.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: At some point or another, it's got to come out.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: love that.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Thank you.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're welcome for your service.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: My service.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Giving you what you need.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Beautiful.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Why do you want it?
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, no, thank you.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have my own scarfs.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it makes it's a victory lap.
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I can serve as an Ascot, a bandana, a gay accessory.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, it wasn't around at that time, so it's a recent purchase.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Give it time.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Give it time.
• 41:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: One time, Azure to wear a scarf in the south, and they told me I was okay.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you have it in your back pocket?
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I was wearing it, but it was probably, there's never really a cold enough reason to wear a scarf in the south.
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's not really functional.
• 41:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You go at them saying, so they knew it was a fashion statement.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was, and I look good.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Enrique Glacis and other straight men work scarves like this game and just put it in the back pocket of like thank you code.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why not be straight?
• 41:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot of like brain power for me thank you code.
• 42:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to explain it to you.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think going explain to you.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Dalton, I have another question for you.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: What would be your potential thoughts on a real house lives of Louisiana?
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I would be so in, but it has to be New Orleans specifically, but New Orleans is like old bunny.
• 42:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of like really crazy drama that's like tied into the old money circuit of New Orleans specifically.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think that it would be one of the most insane housewife seasons, but I don't know if they could get these women on TV because they don't need the money.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You name names?
• 42:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, like, basically the richest woman in Louisiana who was the richest person in Louisiana until last year when Todd Grades, who had rising canes, took over.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was this woman named Gail Benson, who owns the saints.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she has so much money.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's always dressed head to toe in custom Chanel.
• 42:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: and she married this man like 40 years ago and basically his family tried to like take the fortune or something and she had them written out of the well.
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: They confronted her at a science game in the owner's suite in front of all of her friends and allegedly after that by Monday morning they were all written out of the well.
• 43:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so whenever he died she got all the money donated at all charity.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's still alive.
• 43:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's flawless.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she would never do it because she's got so much money.
• 43:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like these people in this like real house, I've sought like city work so well because they're not so wealthy that they like, they appreciate this, they're calling them poor.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't say they were poor.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said, when you see the houses from like season one of Salt Lake City, it looks like suburban America.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like anything crazy.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: What new wild rose is poor?
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's poor.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, now after the divorce, poor thing, probably.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, we're like similar tax brackets, probably.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate it for the entertainment of our show but sometimes I want to see Kathy Hilton with her $40,000 bag blocking and having not a clue where grocery store is even.
• 44:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 44:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like to see both sides of it.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think that's what's fun about it.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the juxtaposition of it being so different than like Beverly Hills.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes definitely.
• 44:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think I kind of went over your time, Hannah, but I don't really care.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was my last question.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: I loved it.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just letting you know because I care about you that much.
• 44:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you so much.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Very welcome.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now our last segment is a doozy.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: You ever have a time you just want to scream something out to the void and I think no one's going to hear it.
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, now it's your time to have it be heard.
• 44:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's time to get something off your chest.
• 44:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so, you know, just let me know who wants to go first or anything you want to get off your chest.
• 44:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think what I would like to get off my chest is we need to like have an age cut off for people driving.
• 44:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like at a certain age your driver's license should be taken away.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you verify an age?
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably 60.5.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: That, I think after that, it should be a year by year case by case basis, Max cut off his A.B.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: But these old people are running people over, they are hitting people's cars in the parking lots, they are just driving on two wheels, they're honking at you.
• 45:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: I almost had to get in a fight with an old woman the other day because she honked at me.
• 45:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just because she honked.
• 45:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, she honked at me and there were people coming.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't turn because it was like, and she honked at me and I turned around and I was like, are you blind?
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she was, she was, and then I almost got hit one time by this woman driving this old Mercedes.
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was driving and almost hit me as I was crossing the street.
• 45:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think it's because she's too old.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whenever I got up next to her because we'd came inches from each other, she was like this.
• 45:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I was like, you need to take her license away.
• 45:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: The only time you've been inches from a woman.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah.
• 45:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was the face she gave you.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: She didn't even look at me.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, somebody needs to get her off the road.
• 45:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's gonna run somebody over.
• 45:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Almost you.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Almost me.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could have been me that day.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rest in peace.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hanna.
• 45:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: Is there anything you'd like to go for your chast?
• 45:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I think that I would like to get off my chest is directly correlated to dancing with the star's voting process, because I live on the West Coast and there's live voting.
• 46:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's been this way for years.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm beating a dead horse right now.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I just beg that we figure out a way to make the West Coast be able to vote because the results are so skewed.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It makes no sense at all.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not giving us a voice and we need a voice.
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I just feel like the dancers would appreciate our extra votes or being able to see the dances before we vote it.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bring back the elimination show.
• 46:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that's all I have to say.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I completely agree.
• 46:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm going to take it one step further and say that I think if you are airing something live on TV and doing the thing where they break it up so that the way the West Coast can watch it like two hours later.
• 46:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, the spoilers are bad.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't matter.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the same thing with the big brother finale just happened and I was like Googling who won big brother because they already announced it three hours ago and they're like, well, you have to wait another two hours.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I subscribed to too many things.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, put it on the show.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: fully.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I will watch it at 5 p.m.
• 46:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll watch and vote at that point.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't make me wait till 8 or at least do it streaming at that time.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's lots of things because we can watch so many things with every single app and platform and streaming service that we have that I just want to have my voice heard.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And these votes, you know?
• 47:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: You are valid.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: you are valid.
• 47:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, the only thing I have to go with my chest today is I have trust issues.
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you are constantly on your phone and you are horrible at texting back, I have trust issues.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, if I'm like trying to get your attention, trying to say, hey, let's figure out something.
• 47:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're like, hey, I want to come swing by your house and I'm like, yeah, grow, what's up?
• 47:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then you to leave me on red for two weeks.
• 47:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I see you in person on your phone again.
• 47:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, it's just, it's not a green text message I can get by with that.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: But it's a blue one that still keeps going.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm like, I ain't gonna hit you up again.
• 47:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think your communication skills are great.
• 47:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I wonder how you ought to work.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I just kind of go through the list, exactly.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, it's also not that hard to just say like, I'm also I'm busy right now.
• 47:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll come back later.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I feel like in LA, people will be like, oh, can we hang out?
• 48:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Should we do something?
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you're like, yeah, how's Tuesday?
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: this happy LA, I mean, I'm sure all over the world, but I'm just like, just don't think you're the one who like, people will be like, we should go to lunch and then you'll be like, how's Tuesday?
• 48:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then they'll be like, oh, sorry.
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, did you just need to go to what, what, what, what do you, why are you calling me like this?
• 48:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's tacky.
• 48:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, things that are not tacky are don't smiley.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: You give it up everybody.
• 48:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, gotta get back to work.
• 48:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Gotta go back to work, wash and shit.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: And we'll see you all soon.