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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 42 - Look At That Bunny (ft. Hank Lockwood & Brandon Walker) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 6: February seventh. It is eleven am.
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  Speaker 6: We are currently in our new La Studio. We've took
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  Speaker 1: Everybody was leaving La, fleeing La because of the prices,
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  Speaker 6: destroying the rainforest in Brazil.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we are partnered up with Neil Young and we
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  Speaker 1: because we have a little bit of an option in
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  Speaker 1: the deal. But if you even look at the artwork
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  Speaker 1: behind us, our new show artwork is actually some old
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  Speaker 1: It's it's Joni Mitchell, right, oen is that.
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  Speaker 7: Did work?
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  Speaker 1: So kind of a little bit of a multifaceted. It
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  Speaker 1: look that we're going for right now? What what are
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  Speaker 1: we doing out here?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
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  Speaker 6: I feel a little close to you? Right now, I
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  Speaker 6: don't feel close to you. I just like I got
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  Speaker 6: to sit with perfect posture because the microphone's high.
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  Speaker 1: I feel Yeah, are we going to look for or
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  Speaker 1: should we both look forward?
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  Speaker 5: I'm looking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm right into the camera, all right, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Looking right into the camera too, like some fucking news anchors. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tonight in Los Angeles, little Sas has to smoke two
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  Speaker 1: packs of cigarettes a day, sasquatch.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 6: I picked up my SIGs today.
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  Speaker 1: Can you show us the SIGs?
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  Speaker 5: Though? Why?
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  Speaker 1: They are they the tiniest SIGs ever at.
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  Speaker 6: Marlborough seventy Two's let get away with that.
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  Speaker 1: They're really not that small though.
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  Speaker 6: I thought they were going to be smaller because the
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  Speaker 6: pack is so small, but they're only like, uh, like here,
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  Speaker 6: just throw me the whole pack of yours.
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  Speaker 1: Stack the pack next to each other.
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  Speaker 6: So like the size difference is pretty big. Really, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's basically the difference in size of the cigarettes.
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  Speaker 1: So then go sick to sick.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's like the exact same difference, bro, It's not they.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be filling out the pack. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: bag of chips where it's like a little bit empty
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  Speaker 1: at the top.
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  Speaker 6: You're all show just to make it look like there's
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  Speaker 6: more in there, a little visual demonstration.
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  Speaker 5: Don't want to.
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  Speaker 6: I just don't want to take away from the.
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  Speaker 1: Uh the algorithm from the video guys doesn't doesn't YouTube
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  Speaker 1: like punish people for having cigarettes in there, for tobacco,
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  Speaker 1: for tobacco or some ship. But this is this is scientific.
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  Speaker 6: This is a Marlborough seventy two, and this is an
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  Speaker 6: American spirit Which one would you think is more unhealthy
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  Speaker 6: If you thought it was the shorter one, You're wrong.
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  Speaker 6: American spirits are the healthiest cigarettes in the world.
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  Speaker 5: It's like.
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  Speaker 6: It's like having a nice It's like going for a
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  Speaker 6: run and then having a protein shake afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: It's like a roma therapy and a massage.
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  Speaker 6: A Marlborough seventy two. This is like a night out
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  Speaker 6: on the town. Things get bad. You don't you get
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  Speaker 6: two hundred and fifty steps the next day because you're
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  Speaker 6: so hungover. Big difference there.
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  Speaker 1: It's like working in a mine for six months just
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  Speaker 1: smoking one of them. It's like doing industrial work. With
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  Speaker 1: his best dos for fucking dave on it.
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  Speaker 6: I smoked my first one earlier with Owen and uh
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  Speaker 6: instantly just felt horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'll be honest with you. Cigarettes kicked my ass
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  Speaker 1: every fucking time I felt not drunk. I feel like disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: It's so bad to do during the day. One time
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  Speaker 1: I I early on in barstool, I try to smoke
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  Speaker 1: one during the day with Andrew Manley and it was
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  Speaker 1: the worst and it ruined my entire day. And like,
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  Speaker 1: within like two puffs, my joints hurt, like my elbows hurt.
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  Speaker 1: It just makes you feel so fucking rotten. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: how does it make you feel so much better when
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  Speaker 1: you've had a couple of drinks? Like what happened to think?
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  Speaker 1: What you said about day verus night is the difference.
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  Speaker 1: I think the hot air in the sunlight is gross.
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  Speaker 6: I have to go home and I had to go
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  Speaker 6: back to my room and had to shave and brush
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  Speaker 6: my teeth to make myself feel clean again. You shaved,
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  Speaker 6: I shaved, and then I brushed.
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  Speaker 1: It does make you feel deeply unclean.
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  Speaker 6: I felt so gross and I can't believe I have
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  Speaker 6: to smoke eighty of them.
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  Speaker 1: So much so al was smoking three of them simultaneously
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  Speaker 1: by the pool, and I thought he was just doing
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  Speaker 1: it like to kind of get a couple down and
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  Speaker 1: just really motor through, power through, But he was deeply
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  Speaker 1: inhaling all of them. That's way worse. That's not gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a better way to do it. As a wild
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  Speaker 1: full body buzz.
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  Speaker 6: It sounds terrible.
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  Speaker 1: You were zooming. That sounds felt like Aladdin on the carpet,
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  Speaker 1: the Magic Carpet Ride, seeing a whole new world out there.
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  Speaker 1: We were you about to say this, sass, It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be tough for you.
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  Speaker 6: I forgot what it's gonna say. But we're out in
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  Speaker 6: La okay, and the facts we're gonna be doing. Are
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  Speaker 6: we doing an episode today? Mm hmm, at least for
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  Speaker 6: the next for the next week, Yeah, for the next
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  Speaker 6: four days, yeah, four days. Yeah, an episode today. We're
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  Speaker 6: gonna be cranking it out, and we're gonna be jamming
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  Speaker 6: it down your throat.
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  Speaker 1: So if it's not. If this isn't as long, don't
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  Speaker 1: don't worry about it, because you've been getting one. Tomorrow
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  Speaker 1: you're going to be getting way more. And we're at
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  Speaker 1: this little fucking bootiky ass hotel that they said they
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  Speaker 1: were doing construction on until yesterday. They said it's brand new,
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  Speaker 1: but it smells like it's been operating since the fifties.
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  Speaker 1: It has a distinct la musty smell to it. So
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  Speaker 1: somebody's fucking lying to us, either the smell or the
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  Speaker 1: people who said that they built this fresh.
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  Speaker 6: It's a night's hotel. The mattresses are a little firm.
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  Speaker 6: You're sorry about that, bro, You agree.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even notice. I didn't really think about it.
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  Speaker 6: Mine's hard as a fucking rock. What are you used
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  Speaker 6: to sleeping on? I got a nice thick, eight inch
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  Speaker 6: mattress at home.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing sit on.
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  Speaker 6: What does my mattress sit on?
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  Speaker 1: Botom spring?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't think you did. You didn't think I
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  Speaker 6: had a bed frame?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: Are you guys?
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  Speaker 5: Mates?
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  Speaker 1: Have you not been in his room?
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  Speaker 6: I have a nice bed frame. Actually, it's made out
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  Speaker 6: of wood and I built it myself. No, you did not, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I did. I assembled the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: You assembled it. Yeah, I think that's done down the
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  Speaker 1: building it.
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  Speaker 6: I cut down the wood from a tree and I
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  Speaker 6: crafted it in the forest.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's what you were doing up in Vermont wherever
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  Speaker 1: the fuck you were. A couple of weeks ago, I
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  Speaker 1: was in New Hampshire, Okay, I didn't. It was a
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  Speaker 1: big difference, the exact same state. Just want to flip
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  Speaker 1: side down.
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  Speaker 6: New Hampster actually has way more heroin problems than Vermont.
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  Speaker 1: That's is that true?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: I think in New Hampshire is the worst heroin, Like
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  Speaker 6: it's like the highest heroin. I don't fucking know, dude,
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  Speaker 6: Vermont's the audio is throwing me off here.
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  Speaker 1: Why got the maple syrup problem? They're fucking just One.
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  Speaker 6: Time I was in Vermont and I was hiking and
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  Speaker 6: and there was like a little shack on a mountain
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  Speaker 6: and I went in and I bought this big glass
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  Speaker 6: bottle of maple syrup and I gave it to my mother.
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  Speaker 1: That's fucking wholesome as hell, and I left it. I
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  Speaker 1: left it in the car for her, and then she
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  Speaker 1: texted me.
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  Speaker 6: She's like what is this? And she was like, why
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  Speaker 6: did you leave it?
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  Speaker 5: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Is this lean son?
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  Speaker 6: I was like, it's for you.
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  Speaker 1: What time of shit are you off? Why you just
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  Speaker 1: didn't didn't feel like just completing the nice gesture, like
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  Speaker 1: you gave it to her like an asshole. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: was confusing, so I had to drive.
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  Speaker 6: I drove my mom's car to Vermont to UVM to
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  Speaker 6: visit my friend, and then I drove it back and
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  Speaker 6: I had to catch train that morning, so I left
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  Speaker 6: the car at the train station and my mom went
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  Speaker 6: and picked it up after.
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  Speaker 1: And you just left her a little gift in there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: why not get a little gift bag touffed out some
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  Speaker 1: paper at the top of it and make it feel
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  Speaker 1: nice for her.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, but it was really it was really cool.
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  Speaker 6: It was Uh, it was like really big. It was
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  Speaker 6: like a big glass jug.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's beautiful for Mont's own. Did you get to
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  Speaker 1: taste any of it while you there?
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  Speaker 6: No, but it lasted a while, so the next time
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  Speaker 6: I went home I tasted it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes I like fake maple syrup better than in regular that.
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  Speaker 5: I like that.
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  Speaker 1: Jemima, Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 6: Or the if you if you eat the uh, if
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  Speaker 6: you eat thee I don't know if is eating the
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  Speaker 6: right word. Yeah, I guess you are eating, Sarah if
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  Speaker 6: you can drinking it the like the original kind, like
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  Speaker 6: the pure kind often like you get used to it
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  Speaker 6: and it gets better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like boison berry or like you go to
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  Speaker 1: ihop and they have like six different kinds mapels herup.
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  Speaker 1: I always like to experiment a little bit, but it
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  Speaker 1: gets all over everything though. It gets a little runny,
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  Speaker 1: it does. You have to do it one, one little
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  Speaker 1: stop at a time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, dude, Uh, I got a shitty week. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: I gotta eat in and out the entire fuck.
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  Speaker 6: Have you've gone yet or are you going? After this?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fast for a little bit and try not
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  Speaker 1: to eat. You should come with me, though, No, you
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  Speaker 1: could plump up a little bit.
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't want it in and out.
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  Speaker 5: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to lose weight.
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  Speaker 1: People have been saying you've been looking slim, bro. People
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  Speaker 1: have been saying that you you're you don't really have
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: the bulk you did a year ago. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: that's just what I'm saying. They're probably right.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I haven't been to the gym in so long.
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  Speaker 6: I know it's been too long.
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  Speaker 1: It shows shows in your hamstrings. You haven't been on
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  Speaker 1: that fucking squat rack.
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  Speaker 6: I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't been fucking isolating any muscles, much less your
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  Speaker 1: fucking glamor muscles. Your fucking biceps and your triceps.
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  Speaker 6: Bro, It's just like, dude, it's so weird how much
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  Speaker 6: progress you can make and then just let it all
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  Speaker 6: go away. Used to be that used to be a
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  Speaker 6: fucking king in the gym, and now you used.
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  Speaker 1: To think that you're about to fucking do something crazy.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that you didn't see the results you
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  Speaker 1: wanted fast enough, and so you said, you know what,
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  Speaker 1: why even fucking bother?
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  Speaker 6: No, I don't think that's it. I think it's more
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  Speaker 6: I once you, once you stop one of the gym
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  Speaker 6: for a week, it's like, I'm never gonna go again.
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  Speaker 5: Why.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: It's just how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Because you're not motivated. Probably you need to fire it
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  Speaker 1: it under your ass.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: You don't fucking like driving down fucking the Sunset Strip
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  Speaker 1: seeing all these fucking movie stars Shallow Mayo on fucking
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  Speaker 1: billboards or whatever at and fucking Philip Seymour Hoffman's son
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: on billboards. That doesn't inspire you to be like, why
• 10:17
  Speaker 1: can't I be the next fucking sweet ass movie star?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 1: What do these dudes have that you don't?
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  Speaker 5: Dude?
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  Speaker 10: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: Better jaw lines?
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: Their jaw lines good? Though, there's no way they could
• 10:30
  Speaker 1: come up with quips like that. And the dude from
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  Speaker 1: Liquor's PIECEA didn't have that sweet of a jaw line.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but he was young enough to play the kid
• 10:36
  Speaker 6: that was getting molested. I'm not I think you are, though,
• 10:42
  Speaker 6: I think you are. No, he was like actually seventeen
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  Speaker 6: in real life. But your problem is you didn't want
• 10:46
  Speaker 6: a kid that was over eighteen.
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: They wanted to be actual method acting molesting. Yes, like
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: this has to be real, it has to feel real. Yeah,
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: having some thirty year old like fucking the dude who
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: played Ralph Macchio and the Karate Kid, like he was
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: fucking thirty five when he played the Karate Kid? Was
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: he really? Yeah, he was in his mid thirties when
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: he played a fucking high schooler.
• 11:06
  Speaker 6: He looked really young, I know.
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: And that could be you.
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  Speaker 6: No, that's not me.
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: It could be Your problem is your skin's too smooth,
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  Speaker 1: Paul So, But if you had some fucking pimples on
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  Speaker 1: your face or some shit like that, I think that's
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: what they, well casting directors are looking.
• 11:21
  Speaker 6: For these days.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: No, dude, they want Tom Holland they have no pimples. Yeah,
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: but those two are the Exception and they fucking got
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: in young, like you're not getting in.
• 11:30
  Speaker 6: Young Tom Holland, Dude, I didn't know. Tom Holland was
• 11:32
  Speaker 6: in the what is that tsunami movie?
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  Speaker 1: Venom?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: He was in Venom No? Are you thinking of Venom?
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  Speaker 5: He was at the very movie.
• 11:40
  Speaker 6: There's a movie about like a tsunami and he plays
• 11:42
  Speaker 6: like the little kid in it.
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  Speaker 1: Do you not remember him and Venom?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 1: You must not have stayed till the post credit scene
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: in Venom? What was a Tsunami movie? What did he play?
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  Speaker 1: He plays in Japan? He plays a Japanese kid. No,
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  Speaker 1: I think that fucked up. I think they might be visiting.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 6: Really, I don't know, dude, I don't know what it's called.
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  Speaker 6: He has never seen it.
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  Speaker 1: Tom Holland is Japanese. Tom Holland, like, this's like his
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  Speaker 1: first movie. I think, really this is a breakout role.
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  Speaker 1: He's like one of those K pop stars that like
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: pretend to be Korean. Have you ever seen those dudes,
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: like the white dudes who like pretend to be in
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: a K pop group in Korea?
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  Speaker 6: They just the k pop shit is insane. I don't
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  Speaker 6: even want to get into it, bro, because then we're
• 12:24
  Speaker 6: going to get alone.
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  Speaker 5: Bro.
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  Speaker 1: We don't need the fucking kang stands, Bron need black
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: pinks fucking stands in our fucking mention. Bro, leave us alone, Bro,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: leave us the fuck alone. What goals do you have
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: while you're out in La Bro? I could introduce you
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: to some people. Yeah, the writers guild. We do a
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: writer's guild. Of me that a writer's room. Yeah, just
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: like fucking eight dudes, eight white dudes with flannels and glasses,
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  Speaker 1: like hunched over their laptops like pounding away.
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  Speaker 6: Sounds like you just described, Nick.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if the shoe fits, he would crush in
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  Speaker 1: a writer's room. Would he would be hilarious in a
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: writer's room? But that guy, right, dude, let him get
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  Speaker 1: some fucking dude. These chairs are kind of hard on
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  Speaker 1: my ass. Yeah, I know me too. They're hard of
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  Speaker 1: my I don't have the lower I don't have the
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: lumbar for these fucking hard on.
• 13:10
  Speaker 6: My ass chairs like to sit with a big slouch.
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: I need a cushion or something like. I have to
• 13:14
  Speaker 1: engage my lower back, a lot of pressure on the
• 13:18
  Speaker 1: lower spine. I'm about to have a pro laps day
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: is from this chair. Dude, I feel like it's all
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: about the it's all falling out, Yo.
• 13:24
  Speaker 6: Where the fuck are you going?
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what the fuck is he doing?
• 13:31
  Speaker 6: Is he going out to smoke and it's get his fixed? Dude,
• 13:34
  Speaker 6: He's not He's not only keep that kid still for
• 13:37
  Speaker 6: more than five minutes. Yeah, Pillows, Oh wow, chicks in
• 13:41
  Speaker 6: the office, Pillows totally going to bring this home that chat.
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: Let's fucking go, bro, Dude.
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: I I so so we're saying this, Oh this is
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: much better. Felt that too. Damn thanks owen. Okay, now
• 13:57
  Speaker 6: I'm ready. Now, now I'm ready to rift.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: Let's rift, Let's pod. So I get into my hotel.
• 14:03
  Speaker 6: So we're staying in this hotel and it's like there's
• 14:05
  Speaker 6: like sixty people from the company out here.
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Right, dude, do you see the change in him? As
• 14:09
  Speaker 1: soon as he got a cushion under his ass, He's royalty.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: Stop saying ass, no drink water. Shout out to Michaelangelo
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: to today. It looks Archie today. Michaelangelo is doing this
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: thing out here.
• 14:29
  Speaker 6: So you were staying in this hotel out in LA
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: for the super Bowl and uh, we're here for the
• 14:33
  Speaker 6: yak basically, but like so we get into the hotel
• 14:36
  Speaker 6: and it's like barstool everything, Like there's New Amsterdam stuff everywhere.
• 14:41
  Speaker 6: There's barstool stuff everywhere, that chat stuff everywhere, chat stuff everywhere.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: Do we have ads?
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: Of course?
• 14:47
  Speaker 6: And I get into my I get into my room
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: and we have like there's like some barstool Like there's
• 14:52
  Speaker 6: like a barstool blanket with like New Amsterdam logo. And
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: then I just have a pillow with Dave Portnoy's face
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: on it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: And it's shaped like his face too. In my room.
• 15:00
  Speaker 6: I was like, what am I supposed to do with this?
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna sleep on this for between your knees
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: so your spine doesn't sleep down while you sleep.
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: So I gotta post a picture of it because it's shocking.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what weird is I didn't have one in my room.
• 15:13
  Speaker 6: I don't know anyone else who has half I had
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: one in their room. Everyone else has like a yeah
• 15:17
  Speaker 6: has like yak stuff, right, yack stuff.
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: I think it's just like regular barstool brand and stuff.
• 15:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta I got a barstool one. And then
• 15:24
  Speaker 6: I have a one of just Dave's face and I
• 15:26
  Speaker 6: forget what it says on it it.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Said, you're gonna learn to love him. Like imagine if Dave.
• 15:31
  Speaker 6: Went into his room and it was just hit one
• 15:33
  Speaker 6: of his pillows was just my face.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or like a body size by sized Barbie sized
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: pillow going into going.
• 15:39
  Speaker 6: Into hotel and your boss's face is on your pillows.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: A fuck, you gotta start worshiping our supreme leaders.
• 15:46
  Speaker 6: It's so weird. I don't want that. You have to
• 15:49
  Speaker 6: know did you sleep by it? Did you just like
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: fucking threw it across the room. I was like, get
• 15:53
  Speaker 6: this thing away from it, Fucking Dave. I got nothing
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: against Dave, but I'm not trying to be sleeping with
• 15:57
  Speaker 6: him in a pillow form.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Like his face is just looking at you waking up.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: That's true love, or you drool on him. He's going
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: room to room inspecting the pillows.
• 16:12
  Speaker 6: To everyone's making everyone sleeping with them pillow inspection.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: He's sending fucking Pete. He's sending all business to come
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: through and make sure that everybody has the pillows and
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: tip top shape. Everybody's taking care of their shaft. Did
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: you have one? Yeah? I just had New Amsterdam though,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: no day pillow. They used to have like a mural
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: of everybody in the company on there. But then people
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: get fired and they have to like cut out the
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: fucking pillow and get it back to people. They have
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: to bleach people out.
• 16:40
  Speaker 6: It was fucking and the security we got here, it's
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: like the Secret Service. Look at this guy behind down there.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: They're at every They're at every exit barstool has their
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: own security and they're like fucking Long Island. But these
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: guys are like straight out of the matrix who are
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: like I don't know what type of casting they were doing,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: but they're all they're all blues brothers suit. So I'm
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: like black with like white shirts and like skinny skinny ties.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like the oldbody's.
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: Breaking in there and they've all got pins they're about
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: to put like Buddha ben in like a fucking kamea may.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: I came in.
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: I came in here when we were coming up to
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: record and you guys were already in the studio, and
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: the security guard came up to me and he was like,
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: he was like are you, like, are you a part
• 17:19
  Speaker 6: of the show, And I was like, yeah, you a fan, bro,
• 17:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, And then and then he was like, uh,
• 17:25
  Speaker 6: he's like Ron said, he doesn't know you.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: I told him that was everybody to wait and wave through.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: The window for you guys to let me in for
• 17:32
  Speaker 6: like ten minutes.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I was pretended I didn't see you until you fucking
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: he started looming over your shoulder, casting a shadow over
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: the entire studio. The dude is massive, and he looks
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: like a Mamoa, and he looks like one of the Rocks,
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: like fifteen cousins. I didn't realize that half the dudes
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: in Hollywood are just related to the Rock.
• 17:49
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everybody.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Just if you just start on runs deep a little
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: bit related to the Rock, you can get a Hollywood job.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And who's Momoa dating now? Dude, didn't Momoa just start
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: dating somebody?
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: No idea?
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: I feel like Momoa just started dating somebody famous. Kendrick's
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: dating hater. Bro, that's a comedy couple. Imagine the fucking
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: funny ass conversations they must have.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Man, dude, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: And yeah, they've been dating for secretly for a year,
• 18:16
  Speaker 6: for a year. How romantic shout out.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Chicks in the office putting us onto some fucking shout out.
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: Ceto love those girls to death?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Come to the live show. Gotta go to the live
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: show while we're out we're out here. See you just
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: having a live show?
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you just having a live show. We're doing a
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: live show every day, which is more work than them,
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: but we don't hold it against them.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is twice as much work. You should be
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: selling fucking tickets.
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but we're not. They're free.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: You should also have bought your roller blades by now too.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I know you got a rollerblade for two hours every day.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna do that.
• 18:48
  Speaker 6: I'm just gonna wear them on stage. Yeah, that's the
• 18:51
  Speaker 6: I'm just sitting. Roller blades are expensive, are they? Like
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: one hundred and thirty dollars?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Damn? But it's an investment for a lifetime. But you
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: probably have to buy another bag just to ship them back. Yeah,
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: you left enough room in your back. I did, dude,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: I have a pack.
• 19:06
  Speaker 6: Packed a big ass bag. It's it's quite not full, Yeah,
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: it's quite empty.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Why did you pack a big bag? Why not a
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: smaller bag? Just bring a carry on?
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Because I had too much stuff for a carry on
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: and not enough stuff for my big bag.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: So you checked the bag?
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, bro? Would you check a bag?
• 19:24
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 19:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you checked two bags.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Checked the two bags.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because you're cheating at your thing.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I tried to pull a fast one on Nick and
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: he caught me right away. I don't know how I
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: thought I was going to get away with it because
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: we have a luggage swap, but he was in the scene.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: That's a cool shirt. It is a cool shirt. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: don't know if I'll get to keep it.
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: You should?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You think I should hang out?
• 19:41
  Speaker 6: What about that Bill Simmons jersey?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that Bill Simmons is going to be crazy broucked
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: that up. Bill Simmons is a as a podcast. Who
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Who the fuck is it?
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: There is a guy named Bill Simmons.
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: Who was the guy that the jersey that he gave you?
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: Ben Simmons?
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: How did you not know that fucking once? Will be
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: name bro of a sport that you don't watch? Bro,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: dumb ass bro.
• 20:05
  Speaker 6: I didn't even get it, but I thought it was funny.
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: I got a good laugh at your video.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Why. I don't know, just something something Philly related. Yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: it's the power of infectious laughter.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Really, I know you'll laugh at anything someone else is laughing.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: I'll laugh.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: See how that work, dude, Unless I'm pissed.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have you been pissed off?
• 20:23
  Speaker 6: These security guards are pissing me off?
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Someone tell them to fucking move. Hey, could you
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: fucking not stand there? Man, I'm trying to fucking podcast.
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: You should ask them to come up and see if
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: they have guns.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: All right, let's let's do it.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: Did you see that Dave was carrying a strap?
• 20:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I saw I had an ankle unit. Yeah, he had
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: long in a fucking ankle unit.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: He was like, Bro, you don't know how this TikTok
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: beef goes out here.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: They're they're about to run down on us.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: It's like I made a lot of enemies through BFFs,
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: and we're right, I should probably shouldn't box us.
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: What now?
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: I was gonna say where the hotel was, but it's
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: in fucking it's.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: By the sound it is. There's a million hotels by
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: the Saddle Ranch.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: There's like three.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: I think Boot and Bend already dipsssed. Dude was at
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: the one. J Lo was there last night. He's at
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: that one hotel. Yeah, j Lo is there fucking without
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: a rod.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, me and Om were over there this morning ripping darts.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: You go off, you goun over there to the hotel one.
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like a huge like lookouts, Like all of
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: LA said, that is pretty such a dope spot to
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: smoke some smoke some seventy.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Two's really yeah, just smoke half a cigarette, smoke.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: Half of burn so quick, Like one made a huge
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: mistake getting American spirits, Like I like you when you
• 21:34
  Speaker 6: hit these, when you're like inhaling, you can see it
• 21:36
  Speaker 6: like visibly burning like down as opposed to what with
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: American spirits. It's like, I mean you're hitting look like it's.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: On fire now, does it not? I don't know. I
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: haven't seen American spirits like that. I can't believe it
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: was jeweling in between everything, Dude, that's preposterous. You need
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: a FaceTime on your jewel or right, you need screen
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: time on your jewel?
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: Dude, how much you get, how much you kept keep
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: them fresh?
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: It's not. Are you think that you'll be able to
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: get used to it throughout the week, because I.
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Don't think they're going to No, definitely not. I hate
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: like I was I was like actually like kind of like,
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, let's go smoke a cig out at the
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: lookout because it sounds nice sounded nice, and then I
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: was like, it was like hottest fuck over there, and
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: I was like.
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, how do people do it back in the day.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: I don't know the.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Woman who lived the longest, just some lady who lived
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to like one hundred and twenty two or something like that.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: And she used to say the only wrinkle she ever
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: had was on her on her behind, she sat on it.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: She just never had a wrinkle. But she smoked until
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: her like one tens or something like that. Just smoked
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: all the time. I feel like it ages you so fast.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: It fucking just makes you feel terrible. But people fucking
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: loved it. People.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: I don't really know how people got into it like that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: It just looks so fucking cool.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: It does.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: That's the fucking problem with it, dude, And feel cool
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: just holding this thing, just rolling it between your fingers. Yeah,
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I know you had some fucking Cali loud. Bro, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: fucking smelled that loud you had, bro, that sticky icky
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: you have between your fingers.
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was holding weed, but it was not smoking
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: smoking it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You just had weed with you.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Well, it wasn't mine.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not a cop, bro, It's not mine? Is that guy? Security?
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, fucking FBI just walked through here. What are these security?
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: What is the security here for?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: They're here to are I'm not going back to college
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: to be your friend. I'm going so I can get
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• 23:35
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• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Bro, Think about the people who are watching this.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, we're good.
• 23:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, we're still we're still working out the we're still
• 23:57
  Speaker 6: working out some shit with the new studio. But hopefully
• 23:59
  Speaker 6: it'll be all good by next week.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Hell, yes, this is Rogan's old studio. Used to have
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: it all bricked up in here.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: A deal on it too, Hell of a deal. Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: they're practically giving it away for free.
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: One.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: It's like an apartment someone dies in incredible deal.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Sass.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Your silence has been kind of deafening ever since the
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: N word stuff came out. Bro, you didn't support your
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: guy Rogan. You kind of put you on through all
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: these I still support him.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Your silence was way louder.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: No, I'm kidding, but dude, I don't know.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: I don't.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: People don't like when we talk about that, so I'm
• 24:38
  Speaker 6: not going to talk about it. Last time, everyone was like, Bro,
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: I come to Son of a Boy. That is an
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: escape from the everyday bullshit. The last thing I need
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: to hear about is what's going on with Joe Rogan.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I thought that we could get some fucking numbies off
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: of it, trying to flip it for a numbies. I
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: give a fuck about this. Do you think I care
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: about what's actually?
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: What?
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: Do you care about everything?
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 24:58
  Speaker 5: No, you don't.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You don't care about ship or you know it's whack?
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: I think that. Uh. Another podcast on the Barstool Network
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: stole up your What is up? Everybody? Now?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: I heard about that. Don't even don't say the name
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: of the podcast because.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: We don't want to give product. We don't want to
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: give any any publicity to No. No, No, that's not
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: what I meant though. But uh, it's but I mean
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I've got a lot for words. Yeah, we don't want
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: It's almost like the words have been stolen right out
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: of our bounds. I don't know, Bro, I don't know
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: what to do. Dude, is hard? Ip, Bro, Like, this
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: is what our podcast is built on, Bro? Which our
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: catch Yeah, dude, it locks everybody in? It does it
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: confuses the listener. If you start using our catchphrase at
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the start of.
• 25:41
  Speaker 6: Your show, I would be confused. I wouldn't know what
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: I was listening to. Yeah, you're here to find your
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: own fucking catchphrase.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Like, do you do you think we just came up
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: with that ship willy nilly?
• 25:51
  Speaker 6: No, that took us hours. We remember sitting in the
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: room and you were being like, what about welcome back Howdie?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: I said that we had a long out. I was
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: pushing for Howdy Hall and I.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Was like, no, dude, I know it's it is going
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: to be what is up everybody?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: The first three was how are we party? People? How
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: are we party? I had in a loja phase Hawaii.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I wanted to book ended with a lojas. You're ever
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: going to put those out? I don't know. I mean,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: fucking you never know.
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: Maybe the Kansas City video the episode dropped the new
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: basement taste, and we should we should drop.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: That if we get two hundred k the old basement tapes.
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: That episode sucked.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: Did you ever listen back to that?
• 26:31
  Speaker 6: Did you?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: How do you know it sucked?
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 26:33
  Speaker 6: I just didn't like it made the entire time. You're
• 26:35
  Speaker 6: just looking out the window being like, whoa dude, look
• 26:37
  Speaker 6: at that bunny.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, there were so many bunnies. If it was the.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Whole episode, Oh shit, dude, there's another one.
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: Obviously.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: That's honestly probably pretty peaceful. That's like a meditation.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: No one could see, Like no one could see the
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: bunnies and.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: The ladies swimming, the old ladies laughing for like an hour.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I think I look at that bunny is kind of
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: a good podcast idea, if we just had some like
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: the sound of like a babbling brook behind it, and
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: like some fucking whipping wind or something, just some real
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: nice like calming sounds. Yeah, water running.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: What was what was with the what was that lady doing?
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: She was swimming when there was something weird. She wasn't
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: using her legs or something. Oh yeah, she was a paraplegic.
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: It was something weird.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: There's this paraplegic lady fucking swimming majestically, dude, preparing for
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: the the Winter Olympics. There really were a lot of Paralympics.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I know. It was crazy. It was like this little park.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: It was a grassy nole.
• 27:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and there was like hundreds of bunnies.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Imagine this, all these bunnies.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: You guys can't see it though. What we could we
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: did describe it.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Bunnies, rabbits, hairs, dude. It was everything. We get to one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: Hundreds k subscribers will drop, someone will drop a part
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: of that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: We go back to that hill at that exact date,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: because I bet it was like a mating season or something.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: These rabbits were fucking dude.
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then there was an old lady who was
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: swimming for sport or no to procreating.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think that they were not monogamous, which
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: is whack, dude. So much to teach these bunnies about
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: fucking monogamy, bro, that is fucked out respect. I saw
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: one bunny just see this other bunny like obviously banging
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: his bunny girlfriends. It was fucking devastating to watch.
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: He was fucking all sad. His ears drooped down.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: And then and then a chipmunk was in the mix
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: on some preaching, just shoving itself up Bunny's asses.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Fucking these chipmunks were on some crip. Bro. We have
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: to go back to that hill. It's a fucking absolute must.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: We go back to the hill. You guys also have
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to do five minutes of stand up stolen stand up
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: this week, which, uh, yeah, that's one. That's that's the
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: one I wanted the least, because that's just gonna give
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: that would just give me so much anxiety right beforehand
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: because it's obviously just gonna be uncomfortably bad.
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: I'm not worried about that one at all. We were
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: a fucking grizzled bit of the stand up game.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: Bro.
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm a pro. You have fucking experience higher,
• 28:58
  Speaker 6: but I'm gonna have to come back.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Did you wear the four or five? Yeah?
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: One last run.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You're retired.
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, for the time being.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You're very silent about it. Should it made sense.
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: To go out on top?
• 29:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: He did. Like Brady, I was a king. We should
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: have got a whole. Brady bombed once. That is that's
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: bigger than seven.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: When I kill myself, eventually, people are gonna be like people.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: They're gonna make a documentary about me, and people are
• 29:24
  Speaker 6: gonna be like that was a thing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: He never bombed, not one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: It was fucking crazy.
• 29:29
  Speaker 6: He only did it like ten times.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: But he never bombed. That's crazier than Brady Street. Yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: that's crazier than fucking cow ripping. Dude was the goat.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: He didn't give a fuck about the light. Now.
• 29:41
  Speaker 6: He wasn't in it for the fame and the money.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: He killed himself with cigarettes.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Dude's bringing over his tools.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: He smoked too. It's a sound guy. This city is
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: run with the sound guy. That's a fact too.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: And look at this guy yourself secret service. I got
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: a sniper on his back.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: The next bomb walking through, he's given us the side
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: eye as if we might be doing as if we
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: broke in and started podcasting. Bro, that's a guy who
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: could fucking get in a long ass fight in the
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: staircase like a Jason Bourne movie. Just trade and punches
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: as he falls down flights of stairs. DoD just semi
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: automatic fucking weapon fire.
• 30:18
  Speaker 6: I want to try and I want to see KB
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: wrestle one of them. You think they would break his neck?
• 30:23
  Speaker 6: Like KB would like make a move on them and
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: they would just split him in half. These guys seemed
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: like they O lima, is.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: That our five? The light? Heybody, quit fucking with the power?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: What the fuck was that? This guy fucked with the
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: power one more time? Yeah?
• 30:42
  Speaker 6: I don't know what the fuck is going on, Bro.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: We just lost everything.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ God, damn it. We gotta start from scraps.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Pen hits you? What pen hits you? Yeah? The lights
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: has changed colors or some ship.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: We're good.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's over, it's over. No, we're good, We're good.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: We're good.
• 31:07
  Speaker 7: It's just a different color light, Dude. Yellow light's gonna
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: make us look a little bit tanner.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: But the white light was kind of fuck bro. I
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: know Brandon Walker wouldn't settle for some ship like this, Bro,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: he'd be having a fucking connection. Now we're gonna look
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: like dead bodies. Does the audio sound weird to you, guys?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: No, it sounds fine. And actually they've given us a
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: little extra base in our voice, which sounds pretty nice. Bro.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: I think that's just l A bro, you just get
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: out here in the fucking nice water, nice weather, San.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Francisco far.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: Probably like three hour drive.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean to kill yourself. This dude wants to
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: jump off the Golden gate Bridge and kill himself. Wait
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: talking to the mic T G A bro A love
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: the stories of people who jump off and then survive.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, very rare.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: In a barrel or some shit like that. I can't
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: believe people just you should go over in a barrel?
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Were they trying to scramble themselves? What do you mean
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: they're go over Niagara Falls? They're getting like a beer barrel,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: like a fucking wooden beer barrel and go over Niagara Falls?
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: Would they die?
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: Did?
• 32:18
  Speaker 6: Who? DENI do that? He might have somebody?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: A lot of people did it. I've never heard of that,
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: and some people would die. Yeah, people were just crazy.
• 32:26
  Speaker 6: People were different back then. Bro, I aspire, I aspire
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: to reach that level of craziness.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. People were dying like crazy. People
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: are getting murdered like crazy. No one, no one even
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: gets murdered.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Don't you think it would be like a lot more
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: like adventurous if you knew that you were only going
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: to live to like fifty.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: No, I think I'm being pretty adventurous, so things considered, now,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: you're not though, Like, what what else could I do?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: Jump out of a plane? Am I guaranteed to live
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to fifty?
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: Like?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Could I do crazy shit and guaranteed not die? Yeah?
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Oh then yeah I would do if I was guaranteed.
• 32:58
  Speaker 9: To not die.
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: No, you know what I meant, Like, because like the
• 33:00
  Speaker 6: life span used to be, like the average used to
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: be way short, way shorter.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's why Jesus went so buck wild?
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Probably because people were just living at thirty five. He's like,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: fucking I'll just walk on water, bro. Yeah, fuck this,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: shiit bro. Just turn all the fucking water into wine.
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: Dude, I want everyone to eat my body for years
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: after I died thirty five anyway, dude, fuck it, bro.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: He actually never died. Well, he did die for like
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: a minute, a quick minute, and three bro what three days?
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: And that was for a fucking sins Bro. She got
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: to Jesus what jewish?
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: Jesus was a jew asshole was asshole, and it came
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: back a Christian, he came back a Catholic, he.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Came back were in the four or five just like you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: But we really should have had like a long ass
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: like rollout of Instagram clips about your retirement if you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: were going to retire it like that. We're idiots for not.
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: I'm not actually retiring, I just haven't done it in
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: a while because I've been really fucking busy, dude, playing
• 33:59
  Speaker 6: for week.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say you stopped going to
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: the gym.
• 34:02
  Speaker 7: You stopped there and stand up due to all that
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: I do now is podcast and video games, podcast.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Video games, And then I read I just finished on
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: the Road today, fantastic ending. Almost shed it tear now.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: No, no, sass, I'm glad you brought up on the Road.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Why do you want to say you should? I do
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: you want to say?
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: You were talking about the tweet from last year where
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: you said I was starting on the road.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: It was like twenty months ago, I know, but I
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: started it. I told you guys this, No you did it.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: You said you read this, this is your third book
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: you've read this year, because it is. I started I
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: started it from the beginning.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: You started it last year.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: I read it and I got to like page fifty
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: and I stopped reading it. And you didn't pick up
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: a page fifty No, I restarted it. Yeah, but you've
• 34:50
  Speaker 7: already read that book, that's you.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: No, I haven't.
• 34:54
  Speaker 7: I at least the first fifty hundred page book. You
• 34:57
  Speaker 7: could zone through the first six of it.
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: No, dude, Yes, you.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: Could because it was already had you. You had it
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: committed to memory. Dude, I didn't.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: The only thing that I knew that happened in the
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: book was that he went to Colorado.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Which is the premise of the book.
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Now it's not, bro, see that's what you see. That's
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: what you don't get because the road. You never read
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: the book fifty pages. The only meaningful takeaway was that
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: he was in the state of Colorado. No, I'm saying
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: that's all I took away when I first read it,
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: because I barely I was skimming it. I read it
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: like on a plane, and then I was like, Okay,
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go back and read this book.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Bullshit, dude, you stole Library Valor, You stole nerd val.
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: I had never finished the book, so I restarted it
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: and read the whole thing front and back.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: You Juey Decimal Valor. Bro. You fucked up.
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: Now you're fucked up.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Bro. No, Bro, you didn't read as many books as
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: you said. Now you're a book snake, bro, brom three books.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm three books in.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: I got to read two more books this month and
• 35:51
  Speaker 6: it's the seventh.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Damn you're gonna be reading short ass books. Was Clifford
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the fucking big red dog fucking thing? You're put new work? Dude? Yeah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: you don't love literature.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: I was only reading like twenty five pages a night.
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: I got up those reau.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: There, then we might need another pillow and brow.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: I know low.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: The back starting to hurt now, I think there's getting going.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: We need to stretch. We should go to a yoga
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: or some shit. Are you gonna come to in and
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: out with me? I was also trying to get a
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: fucking like a pilates in out here, so I'm.
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Not going in and out at all. That shit is
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: so unhealthy, dude, gross.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Shut up, bro. I saw you eating fucking a bowl
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: of caeso a spoon yesterday. You're funneling caso. Man, I've
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: never seen someone so aggressively eat caeso like that. You
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: also have some You have serious goldfish attention right now.
• 36:39
  Speaker 6: I do because there's people everywhere, and every.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Time someone comes by you give them there, you're full,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: fucking let's be left alone?
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: Is that too much to ask? Just fucking zone in, Bro,
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: you just I'm just like, I need to smoke this cigarette.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Because you're addicted. Now you have no focus, brow and
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: you're fucking addicted.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 36:55
  Speaker 6: Okay, what are we thinking for the Let's plan out
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: for the rest of the week. What do you want
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: to do?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Let's plan out in a second, Let's hit this. I
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: can have read first.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's true.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: Bird Dogs.
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Oh that's an easy one. Yeah I am. I'm wearing
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: bird Dog shorts currently.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: And they look good.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: And I honestly, you act like you lost everything at
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the gym. You're wearing the shorts today. You kept some games, Bro,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that. I can tell you that
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: with Pure you didn't lose all your game. Bro, you
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: got onto a couple. It was probably the high protein.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: That high protein THO.
• 37:25
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• 37:28
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• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I threw on some bird dogs, dude. They were like
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: the uh, what's the design where it's like blue and
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: white stripes? You know what I'm talking about? Your se
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: your soccer? Oh yeah, seersucker. They were a seersucker bird dogars.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: I love some seer suckers. It was fine when I'm
• 38:06
  Speaker 6: out in Nantucket.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: It looks good.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: When me and Dave were out in Nantucket, we always
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: strictly rock sear suckers. Oh fuck yeah, shp ser soucker
• 38:13
  Speaker 6: bird dogs.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah at the chicken bottom just say the island.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: But yeah, do you smell that? I just smell sick.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: I smell something like the whole building might be burning down.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: That's the big dude.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Are you.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Is that sick burning in the trash can?
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Fuck?
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: Is it not?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I definitely smell strong sig right now? Do you smell sick?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't sell on was lit, but I smell it out.
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: I didn't even know you let it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Why are you pouring coffee into the in the trash can.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: If there's not a fire in there.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: Broh, I wouldn't just almost burnt down the whole hotel.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: And that Starbucks out here is more expensive than gas.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: Bro.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Gas is six forty a gallon.
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: Like the building is coming down.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: This is some smoky the bear shit in here.
• 38:57
  Speaker 6: Bro, Pete is gonna beat your fucking gash and.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: It's gonna stink like SIGs in here. We should have
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: just smoked the cig in here. Doesn't Does it smell
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: like SIGs? You didn't smell that sick Now it smells
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: like paint. I'm having a stroke, Bro, it's a fucking
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: rap for me.
• 39:09
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: Who Okay, who the fuck is recording in there?
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: It's Brandon Walker's Brandon Walker's bitch ass show.
• 39:15
  Speaker 7: Bro, No, it's not, That's what I'm saying. Yes, he
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: has a whole setup so we can do a ship
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: live like face viewers.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: It's six cameras. He's got fifteen in a team of twelve.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: That's ridiculous, infuriating, dude. Fuck Brandon Walker. Bro, who the fuck?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Who does who does he think he is having that
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: big ass.
• 39:33
  Speaker 5: Room like that? Dude?
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: That's enraging.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: We should beat the fuck out of them. All right,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: let's plant out the rest of the week.
• 39:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so what do you want to do for this show?
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I want to record it every day at this time
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock. And we should have random people on.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: We should have a couple of people on.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: We should really try and get Wallow and Gilly.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, that should be easy. We're here all week. Who
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: else would people like? Anyone else from barstool KB?
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Nick obviously nicki Kliki gets the interaction up.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta get chat on here. I mean Nick,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: maybe cat.
• 40:14
  Speaker 6: Cat, big Cat. Oh no, fuck that now, I would get.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: A big cat, anyone behind the scenes. Chicken Fry.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Chicken Fry would be good chicks in the office, ce
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: though we I mean, also, we could do like a
• 40:30
  Speaker 6: we could do like a late night recording.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm down to record at anytime. We should
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: just be trying to get in here, just have our
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: conversations on the microphone, like this should be a special
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: week for the people, for the people who stuck with
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: the son of a boy dad, because dude, far and
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: wide people have been saying that they believe, so we
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: should be giving something back. I know, far and wide,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: we should be giving back. I know, far and fucking wide.
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I did a bunch of shit this past week. I
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: went to the fucking Sixers game on fucking uh on
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Wednesday with the company party. Yeah, that was fun as fuck.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: You went to the company's party, I did. I saw
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: you parlaying with Erica.
• 41:04
  Speaker 6: I did.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 41:05
  Speaker 6: She came up to me, said a couple of words
• 41:07
  Speaker 6: to me, and then took a picture with me, and
• 41:09
  Speaker 6: then she used it for social media interactions. Oh no,
• 41:13
  Speaker 6: you could say, I felt I felt used.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Don't cut this. I felt used by who the CEO
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: of the company. Oh god, oh my god, the toxic
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: workplace rears its head again. Dude, damn. What was the
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: nature of your conversation? She said, how's it gone?
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: And good? And then she said let's get a picture
• 41:36
  Speaker 6: and I said okay, and then took the picture and
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: then she walked away.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I heard she left the party after she got that.
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: Sure said this is gonna do big numbers. This is
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: gonna fuck you said, this is going to go, this
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: is going to be huge. Yeah, this is.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Gonna go out to the fucking world. Bro. Yeah, have
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: you ever heard of that move at parties where you
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: go fucking having a meaningful conversation with someone, take a
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: picture with them and dip. Yeah, that might have been
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: her interaction.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: At the party that called an Irish goodbye.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: It's similar, I think, And what do you call it?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Irish goodbye is just when you leave with you just
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: slunk out? Yeah did you slunk out?
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: No?
• 42:12
  Speaker 6: I stayed.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: I heard you were sure freeze at that party.
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: The rumor going around is that you were shipped. Someone
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: are saying that. People are saying who said that? Dude,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm spilling the tea on the party right now, and
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: that's what the fuck? Everybody? No one said that. They
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: said that KB was no. They said that you were
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: doing wheelbarrow races with KB and he was holding your
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: legs and you were falling across the whole fucking hotel. Yeah, No,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I was not.
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: I actually had a good time, went home, felt good,
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: went to bed.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what were you drinking on water?
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: How was your little bitch ass basketball game? It was sweet, bro,
• 42:50
  Speaker 6: bitch ass with bitch ass gillis. Bro, don't the bridges
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: for the fucking invite? Don't burn any bridgingketball? Do you
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: you want to go to I love basket?
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: You want to go to Philly to a Sixers game. Nope,
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: I need it more exactly. You would never have gone
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: anywhere and Shane are going to a game. I know
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: you would have needed to show face at the company
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: party so you could curry favor with the boss woman.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: No, it's all good. I heard you're you're going for
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: the new head of Me and Shane are going to
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: uh we're going to actually the super Bowl together.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: La. Yeah, eighteen thousand ticket.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm paying for them. Are you really with the bonus?
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Musty hit like a ton of breaks, takes a Channis.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: I don't worry about it, bro, flight game all on me.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: That's like bonus. What it's like almost half your bonus. Yeah,
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: both tickets, So you've spent both halfs of your bonus
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: on this.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: No, well, the mine was already covered with the company.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Oh Penn, Yeah, Penn's looking out. Yeah, you're going up
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: to the game with Sabrina.
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's so funny, dude. The light's turning off and
• 43:49
  Speaker 6: being like Pen just hit zero.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: Damn, I didn't hear that in the moment.
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: That's what Owen said.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: It's very fun It's funny as fuck. Let's get hike
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: in for a second, just to just to say, what's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: up on the micro?
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Sorry?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Doors locked? They got him? Doos theme fucking enough of
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I get in hang fucking dirty like that, dude, Hank.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: We just wanted to get you.
• 44:13
  Speaker 6: Where are you guys recording right next door in the
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: good studio?
• 44:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Better soundings, that's cool. Soundproof one. Yeah, how come uh?
• 44:22
  Speaker 5: How come?
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: We can hear like everything that they're saying they're in here,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: we can hear Their MIC's louder than get the.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Next episode where we did it with the labs and it's.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Just gonna be echoing all over the place.
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: Soundproof my favor only one on the row and had
• 44:35
  Speaker 9: the mic, but it was like coming out the whole time.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah Georgia episode. Yeah Yeah, people fucking had to muscle
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: through that one.
• 44:43
  Speaker 6: Sounds like someone's just like breathing into the mic really
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: really consistently.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: That one. They've built.
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: It's a fucking have like a soundproof, it's a it's
• 44:51
  Speaker 9: a listening studio for like listening to music, like artists
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: to listen to music.
• 44:54
  Speaker 5: They just don't have a door.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: They're just gonna have listening. We soundproof except for the
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: fact that all the sound cand escape from the door.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: They have a curtain in front of the door. That
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: doesn't really Yeah, I know that'll help for sure. Sounds
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: good in there. Are you gonna come on my in
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: and out journey with me this week?
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Hank?
• 45:09
  Speaker 9: Yeah, every time you want to go, you have to do.
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: That's great because I can just kind of leach off.
• 45:13
  Speaker 9: You just be like in contact with grown and the
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: can get my fixed already went today though, Bro, you're
• 45:18
  Speaker 9: far is it a mile two miles? Everything in the
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: city is so spread apart.
• 45:24
  Speaker 5: Whack.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I miss New York. There's an in and out on
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: every corner. Dude, Hank, while we're in here, while you're
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in here, I feel like we should use you as
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: as a from for your content expertise. Please brow what
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: can we do, bro? As like son of a boy? Dad?
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Like, can we grow?
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: What can like we do to fucking get this this
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: fucking rocket ship into fucking outer space?
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: We just want to be like you guys, or you
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: should get in a fight at the Saddle Ranch with TMZ,
• 45:51
  Speaker 9: get some other outlets, be like, yeah, Bryce Hall Sparks.
• 45:54
  Speaker 6: With Rice Hall is gonna be there tonight.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I know, But that's the problem.
• 45:57
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna drop his yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
• 46:00
  Speaker 8: like that like that, like that you have another saddle
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: ranche like Parcell got to fight with that Barcel podcast
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: squash that guy from Little Son of a Boy Dad.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It needs to be we need to be specific that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: you're a podcaster or something. You need to be wearing
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: merch or like someone needs to be like is he
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: a podcaster? When you throw the first punch or something.
• 46:16
  Speaker 9: Maybe started by throwing like a tomato at him when
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: he's on viff, like do something like that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to get an old school I want
• 46:22
  Speaker 6: to get an old school picture with him.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Wear enough. Okay, that's fire. That's a good ass idea.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: We should do that. You give us one or two more, dude.
• 46:29
  Speaker 7: Just give us some some light ideas of like how
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: we can follow and the the footprints of Goliath.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: What would we do.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Sneak into media day.
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: They don't have media day anymore.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, Sneak into something, Sneak into something you have to do.
• 46:42
  Speaker 9: You gotta you gotta, you gotta make some news speaking
• 46:44
  Speaker 9: like there's the Barceol news cycle which you guys will
• 46:46
  Speaker 9: be in, you'll be a part of.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: But you gotta gotta you gotta crack into the big boy. Okay, that's.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: The Harambe did our Facebook.
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: We have like our Facebook page that we just post
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: the ship from our Instagram on our Facebook, Like no
• 47:04
  Speaker 9: one's actually like pushing it or anything. You can see
• 47:07
  Speaker 9: the analytics and it's like everything has like whatever a
• 47:09
  Speaker 9: thousand likes, thousand likes, thousand likes.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Everything that we post Harambe related four hundred thousand likes,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: like a million likes, like everything. We should break into
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: the actual La Zoo is fucking back. Yeah, we should
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: just get into La Zoo and fucking.
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: Find where they find where Harambe was killed.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Well he was in Cincinnati, but like we could wear
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: the shirt and like go in and like tempt their
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: guy or like have have another one get killed this week,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: so fucking they have like get another gorilla killed. I
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: think is a good and actionable goal. You gore the man. Hank,
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Bro, thank you that's coming Fanshow good ship?
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Now this episode has to be featuring Hank.
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah podcast bro, next part of my take? Could you
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: hear his audio at all?
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: No?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: Got recorded?
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 47:51
  Speaker 9: No?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: No you could hear you?
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: I don't even know if your MIC's on, No, it is.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: He just wasn't loose enough to We should have just
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: told him to get closer. You'll learn to be a
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: sert of at somewn point, though.
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: Bro, you didn't say shit.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I had.
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: I'm looking over at you, but I thought you gonna
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: say anything.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Is that what we were looking about?
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: Slunk out?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Dude? I didn't slunk out, Bro, you slunk out. I
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: was letting. I was. It was a teachable moment for you.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, this is where it's like a maze.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: Do you ever see mtvs made where it's like, okay
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: to talk to five people today just to get out
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: over your social anxiety.
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: Dude, you wouldn't even ask him to come in.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: I was the one who asked.
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: I remember earlier today you were like, dude, I really
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: want to ask Hank to come on the podcast, but
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: I'm scared.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Just like touching my fingers.
• 48:24
  Speaker 6: I'm just like nervous because he has that he has
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: that other big podcast that he does, and.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Like he's always like super successful.
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: But like I guess I'm just like scared, dude.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, Hank should be in charge, dude,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I know Hank's the goat, Hank Cheules the goat bird
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: or Rothies.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Personal endorsement required.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Here's a personal endorsement. I wear him like goddamn near
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: every day. I'm always wearing my moists cracked, bro, because
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm telling so much fucking truth that it was hard
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: to put it out there. It was hard to say
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: because I was being so vulnerable and fucking true.
• 48:58
  Speaker 6: They got brand acting shit, they got brandow Walker's fucking helmets.
• 49:02
  Speaker 6: This is actually getting me angry for some reason.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I know, because they're wheeling out the red carpet for Brandon.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Dumbass Walker didn't that sports just end football college football football,
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: and now his show is like just about anything. So
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: he's just gonna be like, Hey, what's your favorite mac
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: and cheese? Thanksgiving? You'll give it one of his tweets
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: ranking five mac and cheeses. Like you like mac and
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: cheese with the powder or the sauce.
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: I like your brand of voice because it sounds nothing
• 49:30
  Speaker 6: like Brandon.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Mike. You ever take a squirrel and
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: stick a stick through it and put it over a fire,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: eat the eyeballs out. It's a delicacy in the lower delta.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there, you
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 49:51
  Speaker 11: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in. Man. That thing
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate. It's like
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: the MVP of candy bars. And when you bite into it, boom,
• 50:04
  Speaker 11: it sorts you out. Get your head back in the
• 50:05
  Speaker 11: game of life. Satisfying your hunger. Remember this, Snickers handles
• 50:10
  Speaker 11: your hunger so you can handle everything else. Snicker satisfies. Man,
• 50:15
  Speaker 11: that's a winning play the week.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Bro, Let's lay it out.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: I think we should go to the zoo.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and like hop in I'll get arrested and
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: maybe die, but the gorilla will definitely die If we actually.
• 50:28
  Speaker 6: Get it would be so sick. If we are in
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: charge of the next harambe in charge.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: The person who calls the death was in charge. They're
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: the ones who are Actually I'll.
• 50:38
  Speaker 6: Be sick if they switched up and they shot us
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: instead of the gorilla.
• 50:40
  Speaker 5: They learned.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: That's some la shit. They protect the animals more than us.
• 50:45
  Speaker 6: Gorillas are sick.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: Oh, speaking of Joe Rogan, what did you see that
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: Tucker Carlson clip. No, No, it was just like Tucker
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Carlson being like, not only does Joe Rogan, uh, He's like,
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: not only is he protective about the vaccine, but he
• 51:02
  Speaker 6: also is protective about gorillas. And then there's just like
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: cuts to a clip and Joe Rogan's like, gorillas. Getting
• 51:08
  Speaker 6: attacked by a gorilla is not like getting attacked by
• 51:11
  Speaker 6: like a three hundred pound man. It's like getting attacked
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: by a twenty thousand pound man with the strength of
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: a thousand waves. Tap the TV.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's really how it works is touchscreen. Yeah, it's
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: a smart board. Damn that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Board's smart as fuck.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah it is. Bro Yeah, shout outs. Shout outs to
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: the guy, dude.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Brother giving us the fucking light.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: That's bullshit, bro, we should be at least able to
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: go a little bit longer. That was the tech guy's
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: bought that the shit fucking even.
• 51:40
  Speaker 6: Last kidding, no one gave us a light. That's just
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: busting your balls reaction.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: They fucking know better. We have all these tech guys
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: and all they're doing is sitting in a circle, fucking
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: yucking it up and they're having fucking donuts.
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: The hell are they doing over there?
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: And he la acts like they invented donuts. Bro, They
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: fucking love donuts out here.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: They do make good donuts. Bought some large blossom donuts in. Oh,
• 51:58
  Speaker 6: here we go.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: They's a big shot. Should we get him in here
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: for you yet?
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Talk about your experience at the Pink Taco last night?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Was it the best tacos you've ever had in your life?
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: As advertised?
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: No, they were good, but they weren't the best. Oh,
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: there he goes Brandon with his big ass ankle weights.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Get him in, just get him in here for for
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: a quick just a quick break.
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: You might have to break through ten security guards to
• 52:21
  Speaker 6: get to talk to him.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: They fucking have a red rover set up around him.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: They got the Phalanx set up, They got the test twoto.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: It looks like three hundred with them all protecting him.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: Hi, Now what the fuck?
• 52:32
  Speaker 10: Bro?
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: The fuck is going on?
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: They brought over that whole big ass sound cart for him.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: It's some bullshit. They need an extra sound guy for him.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Snag him, snag him real quick. Just a week of
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: bard him, just a week of barrat him for half
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: a second. Just bro, you've been booby trapped. Bro.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: I think we're good.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: We just home alone.
• 52:52
  Speaker 6: You're still running, Yeah we are, We're good.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: We're good.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just a headphones. You're good. You're good, you're good.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Little physical comedy, bro, a little physical nobody for the
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: fucking camp. That's why Michael Agel is a go getting.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: He's fucking he needed to.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: He's gonna encapsule it because we would have been talking
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: about it being a fish bowl without anybody.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: Being able to see that that it was a fishbowl.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: Come on in, Brandon, you're kidding me. Come on in, bros,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: just use your key. Come on in, bro, dumb ass
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: Bro is fucking goof Bro, He's on goofy time.
• 53:24
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: This dude is an absolute cook.
• 53:27
  Speaker 6: What's up pussy? Hey?
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: Boys? Oh wait?
• 53:31
  Speaker 6: Can we be on? Talk right into the mic? Yeah,
• 53:34
  Speaker 6: just get up on it or not?
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: You should?
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: You got to?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's good?
• 53:38
  Speaker 5: Okay, all right boy? How come you got to?
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: Why do you have this big ass set up? I
• 53:43
  Speaker 6: think you're you think you're slick.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: That's not my what?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: No, we're green with jealous readies right now.
• 53:49
  Speaker 6: No, closet, and there's fifteen cameras and a sound guy.
• 53:55
  Speaker 5: In a closet. This is a very nice room. There's
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: there's five guys in here comfortably. Yeah. Right, there's a
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: pool table right over there. You could be playing billy
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: ards right now.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: No, dude, we're not on some billiard.
• 54:04
  Speaker 6: The pool table it's back there, but he's not in
• 54:06
  Speaker 6: our studio right about.
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: You didn't see it.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: You have a right past. Stop deflecting. Your ship's nicer
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: than ours, superstation.
• 54:13
  Speaker 5: That's the part of my taste, I mean ram riding
• 54:15
  Speaker 5: into somebody else's studio.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: No, you have everybody surrounding you. You have your own
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: sound guy, and you have it for four hours a day.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: I do have my own sound guy, but you guys
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: have one.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, and you have your own producers and a sound guy.
• 54:26
  Speaker 5: I don't sound guy. They're in there for part of
• 54:28
  Speaker 5: my tape, part of my tastes going at twelve thirty,
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going at two thirty. All right, I'm getting I'm
• 54:31
  Speaker 5: sucking high and ten here, just.
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: Just like you guys.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: You are, what's your favorite? Five kinds of macaroni?
• 54:39
  Speaker 5: Brands are types both well, I'm a sucker for the
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: old eighty nine cent craft box. I love looking at
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: the Kraft box.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Was that the powder or the liquid?
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: Oh? That's the powder, Yeah, the powder in your mix
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: of that. I like that.
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: Uh.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: And then just you know, I like shells and cheese.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I like uh, I like what about Annie's.
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: I don't like baked macaroni and cheese, and I don't
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: like Anny's that much. Andy's is nowhere near as goes craft.
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: But my wife thanks you buy in is because it's
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: organic and it makes her feel special.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's some bullshit. Little bunny on the fucking thing.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: You ever see a field with a bunch of bunnies
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: in it?
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Many times. When I grew up on a worm farm,
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: we also raised rabbits. And what happened is you put
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: the rabbits in the cage and they would ship through
• 55:15
  Speaker 5: the wire cage down into the worm farm food for
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: the worms.
• 55:18
  Speaker 6: That's fucking wow.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Did the rabbits fuck for sport? Were they free range
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: drops or no?
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: They were cage rabbits. Yeah? Yeah, they fuck all the time.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: And were they were they monogamous? I don't know. There
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: was a lot of fucking, so they would fuck amongst
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: each other.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you would have to keep the you'd have to
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: keep the brothers, and said, so you have to keep
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: the siblings separate or they'd.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Fuck and what happened.
• 55:38
  Speaker 6: Don't want that to happen. No chipmunks are created, correct, Yeah,
• 55:43
  Speaker 6: yeah it is.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Damn this has been illuminating as fuck. And you don't know,
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: but you just brought us full circle in like three
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: different ways.
• 55:48
  Speaker 6: So you were talking about rabbits earlier, really yeah, and
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: exactly that, and we like you were listening yourself.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: I wasn't. I never do.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Fuck.
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: Well, we don't listen to your show either, Yes we don't.
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: Yes, you do. You came in with the wrestling. You
• 55:59
  Speaker 5: had many wrestling questions for me last week.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: We really just wanted to.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: About this whole setting studio.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: You got quite a seated studio, and I happen to
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: be shooting an hour there later.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: That's fine, and I have begone, begone. We're taking you
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: to the street episode episode.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: I think it was you was really complicit in that.
• 56:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he and Roan make the same decisions. You never disagree.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: We're high minded. We're like Spawn. You know how Spawn
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: has like the guy coming out of his back, and
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: he's also like the guy.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: You never I've never seen You've never seen spawn either
• 56:38
  Speaker 5: to get me to grab me of.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Giving you the giving you your light. Thank you brother.
• 56:44
  Speaker 6: We'll clip that Dan.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: This will also be featuring Brandon Walker.
• 56:47
  Speaker 6: Then, yeah, this is a big episode.
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: I think.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Yes, we can just sneak in here for we won.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: The last second is Dave here so you can get
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: the boss.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: He called it a piece of ship studio.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we heard.
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: What a dick.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: I fuck that guy, dude. I seriously feel like my
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: anus is prolapsing right now.
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: All right, well we'll call it. We'll see you guys tomorrow.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll be.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: Back doing the same shit. And this shit is sold
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: more ad because we're gonna be fucking cracking them out
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: this week. Free free content for the listeners. Yeah, this
• 57:16
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• 57:18
  Speaker 6: Subscribe on YouTube, believe a five star on Spotify, and
• 57:20
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• 57:26
  Speaker 6: We'll be back tomorrow. Weekly content, no daily content, daily content,
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: all right, thanks bye,