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Love Island USA Recap and Top Chef Finale Recap plus Dish on Lisa Barlow · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Drama, Darling Yello. Happy Thursday. Everybody,
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Are you ready for a doubleheader of a Top Chef finale and eighteen recap
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episodes of Love Island eighteen episodes? Another one just dropped. Oh shit,
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we'll be right back you guys. It's been a great show. See in
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about forty five minutes and we are back. Oh my gosh. Oh no,
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there's a Top Chef like kitchen, uh, last chance kitchen that just
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started. Hold on, be right back. Oh boy. Deanna Chang and
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Emily Teresis little darlings are here. Hi, guys, what's up? Hell?
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Hey, hey, I'm so okay. Yeah, this is gonna be
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nice. I mean, I really have a lot to say about Love Island,
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so I'm just gonna shelve that all right. I know we have tons
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to say, but because we have a lot to discuss, first of all,
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what we need to do is serve up a little dish. First.
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That serving dish, Oh so much dish. Okay, that was that was
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sexual. So first of all, it looks like Lindsey Hubbard is going to
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be auctioning off her wedding dresses for charity, which is very exciting. Yes,
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and uh, I mean good for hers is a great, great way
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to do it. You know, she's turning lemon into lemonade and and doing
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it all in the name of charity. You can find more about that.
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There's a page six article and Lindsay posted Also. I don't know if we'd
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mentioned this. I've been screenshotting this quite a bit, but and now it's
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heating up. It looks like there's gonna be a Bravo TV Experience coming to
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New York City. You can whoop it up for the Diamonds and Rose Experience
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in New York City. The tickets are now live, so head on over
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to well, you can check out at Bravo TV Experience on Instagram. I'm
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sure that the tickets are in the bio or if you go to Bravo TV,
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tickets are in bio, or go to BravoTV dot com and look for
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the Bravo TV Experience. These these things are popping up here and there and
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everywhere. Well just smart, have we? Yeah, have you heard about
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the Netflix announcement that was this past week about all, They're in Dallas and
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at the King of Prussiam Mall in Pennsylvania. Wow, shout out, didn't
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know that. Okay, well you've got locations, okay, yes, well
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yeah, I mean like they're kind of using like kind of the mall space
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which is up for grabs a lot of places in Santa Clarita. Come on
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over here because it's it's bleak bleak. Yeah. But they they're making these
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interactive experiences based on their you know, their movie hit but Stranger Things,
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you know, interactive things like that, And AMC is usually still the flagship
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brick and mortar at a lot of these malls, but they're not part of
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the Netflix thing. So now it's like, is AMC going to then also
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do interactive so are? So I guess what I'm saying is in a time
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when no one is sure what's going to happen in Los Angeles with the film
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and uh television world, it's looking kind of positive in terms of reinvention of
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that foot space. But without actors though, I mean, these are all
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experiences for the people, Yeah, but they've got to create content for the
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people to go experience. So that's oh, I see, So you're saying
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that they would hire the actors from like Stranger Things to no, no,
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no, I'm saying like maybe this will be something like if this is going
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to make money, that they will be like, we need more content to
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show in the space, like let's make more movies, let's make more television
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shows. I see you, well, I did see something like they're going
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to hire actors to be a part of these spaces. Obviously not you know,
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you're not going to get the people who originated the roles, but sure
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you can hire some non union performers too. Well. Who knows, Like
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maybe this is gen Z wants experiences, They want content to post to their
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social media, so they want these experiences, and so maybe we're going to
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back to a time when live performance, like back in the day where you
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know, the Wizard of Oz cast would tour with the movie. There was
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like that one thousand Beavers movie that just came mount and it like destroyed tour
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wise did awesome? Wait where are we right now? I've never heard of
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a thousand beavers? Am I on my own island? Is this a porno?
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No? No, no, no? Whose only fans is a thousand
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Beavers? Because that is going to make a lot of money. It sounds
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like so late nineties, early two thousands, But a bunch of dudes in
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Milwaukee or in the Midwest somewhere, maybe Minnesota made a silent movie dressed in
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all beaver costumes and it's like irony on irony, and it's like a full
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like a sixties ninety minute film. And then they, with their own money,
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took it out to theaters and like it just became this cult thing.
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I read about it in the New York Times, so I'm not alone on
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this, Like it's is this thing? Well? Is it the Are the
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beavers supposed to represent a female's anatomy? No, it's just dumb fun Okay,
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all right, good. I just want to make sure that that we're
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not you know, we're building dance. We're not building walls against feminism,
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you know and celebrating. No, no, no, But man, if
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it brings movies back, let's do it. Emily's into it. Well,
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what I'm hearing, and I could be wrong, could be mistaken. I
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don't know if I'm correct or not. But what I'm hearing, yes,
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is that the Darlings meaning your guest hosts at large, can be bought as
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a group to act out. We come as a team and we are available
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to act out some of these experience as a team, and the Devers be
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it whatever movie they need acted upon. We have a group rate, That's
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what I'm hearing. I'm hearing that too. And and if we were,
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we'll have to negotiate, We'll have to crunch the numbers. But I think
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that we would do very well. So Villa's back, Baby, Vonville,
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And here we are. Vonvilla's back. You heard it here first, yes,
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or last usually. But in other news, the Real Housewives of Salt
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Lake City star Lisa Barlow and Vida Tequila is being sued for four hundred and
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ten thousand dollars of unpaid loans alleged Please stop, no, I'm serious.
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Page six is reporting no, I'll tell you what happened. Happen. Well,
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here's what happened. It's getting strange, it's getting abstract. A bunch
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of beavers took over Vida in a live interactive performance space in Milwaukee. What
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okay? Page six is reporting that a former friend and business partner filed a
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lawsuit against Lisa Barlow and Vita Tequila on an alleged on alleged unpaid loans to
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a total of four to ten k In a statement released on page six,
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Lisa says Bart Carlson. I mean that is there's always a Bart Carlson folluling
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a lawsuit, right am? I right here to get on sue. It's
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by Bart Carlson. Bart Carlson was once a business partner and in a restaurant
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in Park City, And she said, and I thought a friend. I
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am deeply saddened that he has decided, nine years after our restaurant business ceased
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ceased, to claim that I owe him money. I mean nine years.
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That is, to be very clear, the claim that I owe Bart or
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his company money is untrue. I pay my bills and obligations and I always
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have. I look forward to the truth coming out, and I intend to
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hold Bart fully accountable for any damage this personal attack may cause me or my
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business. Okay, do you believe it or not? Do you believe Bart
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Carlson? Has I believe a number? Have you really big number? Yeah?
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So something has to be behind the number, right, Yeah, I
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think something has to be there. I do believe Lisa that she does,
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you know, take care for obligations. However, the fact that this is
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nine years later that sus to me. You know that means like you've waited
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this long and now you know that she's a celebrity, Salt Lake City is
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going to be coming out, you know, in the fall, you're you
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know, I don't know. This does seem sus on him. You know,
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there's a lot of thirsty people out there. However, four ten is
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a concerning number, and I say, well is it though? Because it's
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a not Usually it would be like a million dollars and then you would settle
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at four ten. So to start at four ten seems not that it's a
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ton of money. Don't get me wrong, but if your goal is for
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ten, you wouldn't start at four ten, do you know what I mean?
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Like, if you're trying to settle out, so like they'll probably settle.
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If this settles, it'll probably settle for like two hundred or one hundred.
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I would think. I guess the four to ten, which is kind
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of small, it's large, it's in the middle. That's what makes me
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think, because it's so specific, that there is something to it. Yeah,
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maybe that I think there's something to it. I mean four to ten
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for someone like Lisa, I think I don't know what her business does,
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to be fair, but even if it's a couple hundred thousand that she actually
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owes. That seems I mean to me, what do you think Lisa's worth?
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Do we have a sense of it? Three million? I mean that
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worth thing online is always so wrong, so I've no idea. Yeah,
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yeah, I asked my dad. He's constantly Hey, Siri, how much
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does Alisha Malone on Turner Classic Movies make a No, I'm not kidding you,
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oh my series, Oh my god, but he is. He's the
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king of asking everyone's net worth. You know who else does that on air
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is Howard Stern. It's always like, oh wow, that checks out because
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he's getting older, so so funny. All right, well that's that piece
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of news. You know, time will tell. What are you gonna do?
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Okay, so you guys, since we have a lot to discuss,
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let's get into it. Yeah. Oh but duh. Now, Top Chef
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finale happened last night, and here we are to discuss it. We are
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definitely not gonna be piecing through every single ingredient. It goes into each one
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of the amazing cooks, but we are going to mention it all. So
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if you haven't watched it, spoiler alert on Top Chef Season twenty one fin
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So we walk away and guess who has crowned the Top Chef Chef of season
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twenty one. It is Danny. Round of applause for Danny, round of
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applause. Yayay not surprised, say yes, don't watch. You guys are
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super fans. I haven't seen Top Chef and a few seasons, and then
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I caught the tail end of this, So I just want to apologize up
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front of the Darling zone. You don't need to, but I to have
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a fresh eye on it. It is because, like I, when they
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were standing there at the end and they were about to announce Top Chef,
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I at first, when they were cooking, cooking, I thought, oh,
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Danny's got this. But then when they were standing there at the end,
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I thought, I don't know what it's going to be. I don't
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know what it's going to be. Is that how you guys felt really ill?
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Dan? I thought it was going to go to Danny. You know,
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you have the name that kind of emerges floats up right before they say
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it, Yes, and the name Danny floated up. But I did see,
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you know, Savannah was a bit of a hard break because she's sort
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of well, we will get into it. I think I know what happened
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there. Well, on one word, also, like Michelle, like she
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leaned on her partner too much. As much as that feels like it could
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be a good thing, I think she lost her vision with Michelle. And
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yeah, yeah, total collaboration all of a sudden, especially on the heels
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of like Danny and Manny, and I just thought like they like went from
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them to Michelle, like telling Savannah she wanted I know, and she let
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her. She basically gave her. It was like fill in the blank,
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you know, and then Michelle would fill in the blank. I'm thinking about
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doing this. This is kind of like what I want to do plantains.
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I'm thinking about doing this. This is kind of what I want to do
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Fritter. You know. It was just it was too like you said,
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collaborative, and then in the end I think that she sort of lost herself.
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But also what a kiss of death. Kristen has worked at, as
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we all know, you know, one of the most premier restaurants for pasta.
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She knows pasta like the back of her hand. We all know that
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Savannah biffed it hard early on. Emily if he didn't know that Savannah made
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pasta and totally biffed it earlier in the Yeah, I did, so that
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was really like a rookie mistake. And I thought, Okay, obviously this
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is either gonna She's gonna redeem herself. But I thought, I have no
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hope in her redeeming yourself because pasta is not her thing, So don't do
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it again. To me, that was, like you said, Deanna a
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heartbreak that she decided to go that route. And you know, look,
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she was definitely feeling the excitement and feeling her confidence. But like anyone,
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you start to lose it and you start to like give way, and you're
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like, well, what do you think? What do you think? You
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had to be more like Danny? And I felt bad for Danny in the
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kitchen with Manny almost ruining his lob I mean pretty much ruining his lobster.
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He's lucky he even won because the inconsistency of the way that he cooked that
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lobster. Because the Manny was a disaster and Manny could barely keep up with
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him, and that was like very stressful. Manny was such a disappointment all
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season. Emily, like Manny checked out. He really checked out halfway through.
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I was like, he's done, he wants to go home, and
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something went left with Manny. So to call him up to the plate was
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such a surprising move. Who would you have called out? Who would you
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have instead picked instead of Manny Lara? Maybe she's solid as hell. What's
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the other Asian chef or the Asian chef? Right, Yeah, she was
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great, but she's tough in the no no, no, no. The
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gentleman who did not go we loved him. He came from Last Chance Kitchen.
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I'm spacing on his name right now. Yeah, they're all passed,
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so we can't think of him. But yeah, I know what we're talking
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about. He's amazing and like he's easy. Energy is easy. Like I
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think I would have chosen him or Laura Lara. So, but like for
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Manny to be even working at a half step or half fifty to still be
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in the top five, he must there must be some mayor to him,
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even though like to pick him, I'm saying, like if he if he's
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been checked out half the season and still was able to get to the top
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five, Yeah, I think by default of other people messing up pretty hard,
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well, that and I think, you know, they may they may
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have a connection as just you know, and good vibes only guys, you
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know. Yeah, I think Danny just needed execution, and so he maybe
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thought he could boss him around. He could just do what I say and
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he'll do it. But he couldn't execute even that, which was a real
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disappointment. Danny seemed to be on his own. The four course meal is
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always a delight to see. I love that they were cooking on the ship.
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I felt bad for Dan when he went to the market and he ordered
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the sardines and then the lady was cooking them. That was a strange moment.
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I mean, it was a language barrier, that's I mean, that
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was it. It just felt bad that that was all the sardines. It's
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tough. You wonder why. You wonder why why why why not more sardines?
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Yeah, yeah, to wonder it. And you also have to wonder,
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was that woman like sabotaging him because she knows Danny or Savannah. And
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I'm just throwing just throw it out there, you know, that is a
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different take. I like it. Listen, you know who got me freaking
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out was when they didn't tell them who the last guest chef was going to
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be for Judge's table, and when they when Emeral Lagassi came through that kitchen,
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I just about cried, Okay, how well do you think Emerald Lagassi
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is? Wow? Seven seventy six, seventy seventy four? What know you?
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No? I just love that you dialed it? Do you got there?
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You died? Like? You just have it? You have what you
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have. I don't like. I liked. I liked watching the journey of
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getting of getting there? Do you think danna I have the animl It's like,
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okay, great, so I'm gonna do. I'm gonna crunch some numbers
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and okay, there's no right, we're not doing prices right? All right,
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Well I want a gift if I win. I like, we've known
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him for over twenty times up, let's go, okay, times up.
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All right. I want to just say this. We knew him when he
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was probably in his fifties. It was twenty years ago, so seventies makes
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sense. But I'm gonna take I'm gonna say, uh, seventy nine.
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Ooh nice that he is sixty four and he is ten years younger than Bruce
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Springsteen. Of course, Bruce has gotta be brought into this. I'm like,
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I love. I thought he looked like he was eighty five. Well
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I was. I was about to go eighty. My dad looks younger than
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him, and my dad is eighty four. Damn, I'm all catching a
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stray. He listen, he cooks hard, he lives hard, you know,
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And that's what we saw. Look, I am shocked. Are you
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sure? Where did you get this number? Yeah? Yeah? Can we
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get a double on this? Can we get a Pricet check and aile Emerald?
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And then I was like, this can't be right, like somebody messed
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with his Wikipedia page. Yeah, then you didn't get it, Okay,
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I went to like three other sources. Wow, here's the problem. I
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see it, Emily. He looked older. Yeah, yeah, that's the
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problem. Do you know what I'm saying. So that's because I actually I
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didn't think he looked that old personally, I don't. I didn't think he
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looked late seventies. What I did think was his movements. That what got
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me. Yeah, Well, when he was in the kitchen, Yeah,
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it wasn't face, it was lethargy, you know. When he was sitting
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at the table, I was like, oh, I get it, okay,
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but when he was in the kitchen moving that weird like, yeah,
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well maybe he's got a condition. Well I looked at that too, and
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does not I mean high blood pressure, high cholesterol, heavy cream sauces.
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It's too much every cream sauces and too much sausage. I love sausage and
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sauces. Amy was like so touched and thrilled to see him, had tears
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in her eyes, and Emily's like, yeah, not so fast. We're
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gonna take him down a few pegs. Actually, we're going to question how
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many breaths he has left before we go forward. Person. No, we
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needed it. We needed it. We needed to get sorted on that because
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it was it was alarming. Yeah, but also I I do also want
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to mention that our precious Donald Sutherland actor has passed. Yes, I saw
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that, right, Yeah, we got yes, and he is. He
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was eighty eight, and I don't see too much of a difference between him
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and Emerald Agassi. Wow, I rest my case, your honor, the
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defense rest wait the prosecution, right, So we said it, but I
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am so. I was so thrilled to see Emeral Legassi, a hero of
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mine, just a legend. I just think that he did. He did
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revolutionize. He was the first, like one of the first TV personalities that
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kicked it up or not. You know, obviously we have Julia Childs,
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we have plenty of other people and chefs on television that came before him,
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but he really did. He infused personality into that genre. He was kind
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of like the first personality chef, and I mean just wonderful. Yeah,
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there's like Julia child and then like a ton of like is it child?
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Is it one child? Or is it child? Is it several childs?
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Yeah? Yeah, and then yeah yeah yeah, then him, I mean
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like in terms of like it is just one child. I was. I
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was right then after him came all this after the two of them, like
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he reinvigorated it, and then it was like Rachel right like everybody else yep.
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And he gave us a catch you know, a catchphrase, which is
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you know what everybody else did after we had our e v oh oh after
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and you know this that and the other. Yeah, delish, delish,
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Yeah, totally. Oh. I'm just I like to delight in that.
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I know. I slammed him pretty hard by the way he looks. I
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apologize. He slammed himself. At the end of the day, I did
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that. You were merely defending your choices when I introduced it. I still
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stand by the fact that he's seventy four, But that's fine, all right.
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When they all go to lunch with Tom and Kristen and Emeral was Gail
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there? I can't remember, Yeah, Ms Gail and and you know,
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it was great to hear a little bit of their backstory. Dan had tried
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out eleven times for Top Chef Wow, eleven times, so that was interesting.
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And then Savannah and Danny were like, I mean, I just applied
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and we got a It's just like, no, all right. Do you
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think there's anything to them because they were all like, oh, when's your
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restaurant opening, and He's like one year. And then I looked it up
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and they were filming this in twenty twenty three. They filmed this August through
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September in twenty twenty three. Do you think in their judgement and they know
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he's opening a restaurant, do you think there's anything any part of the decision
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that's like, well, he is opening a restaurant. This could really help
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him. Danny like, yeah, down to the final wire, Like,
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do you think that factors into their decision on choosing the winner? Oh?
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Choosing the winner? Oh, I think he meant just a contestant. No,
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no, no, no, I don't. I really don't. I
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think that they. I don't. I don't know. I don't think so.
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I think that they take the food very seriously. I think that they
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really I think they take in their body of work that they've done on Top
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Chef, But I don't necessarily think that they take in the idea of their
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careers outside of Top Chef. That's just my opinion. What do you think
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Dan I would agree with that. I think that he had more technique than
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everyone the finalists, and I think that that was in the dishes, and
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so I feel like his technique, his high level of cooking, is what
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pushed it over. Even if maybe Dan had better tasting food by a little
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bit, I don't know. It's always like on bake Off, I kind
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of feel bad for the people that are clearly the better bakers because once they
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set that bar high, they're basically then competing with themselves, and then when
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they don't hit that level, but it's still better than the other bakers,
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they get they can get cut, so I don't. I feel like Top
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Chef is better about like this is today and that doesn't matter. Yeah,
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it's really you know. Yeah, you're just as you're as good as your
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last dish, you know. Yeah, yeah, but I did really love
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I mean, when you see Danny's plating and the way that he constructs his
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food, it is so incredible and very unique. I mean that the first
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dish of the scallops, it needed salt obviously, but I mean it was
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just a jaw dropping thing to see. To have that little I don't,
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for lack of better words, shell cracker shell on the well yeah, the
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show cracker, you know, and like they said, he had a lot
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of complexity, So I mean I appreciated that the smoked muscle thing that did
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seem confusing, And they really did a good job of throwing us off because
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they're like, I don't know how to eat this. Oh I don't even
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know it's too Oh this is absolutely stunningly delicious. I was like, wait
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are you They're like this this is not cook for the sauces. Sauces are
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amazing, and I was like, you guys are throwing me off left and
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right, you know. But Savannah with her not a mufungo thing and her
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pasta, she was she was done. You know. The fritters seemed like
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they were good. The rest not great like her fritter, and then the
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dessert. They all killed it on the desserts, you know, but desserts
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looked incredible, like they were thrilling, but they did. The photography did
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an injustice to Danny because the close up slow mo rounded dessert, the little
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uh star was all melted down, melted, it was melted. Yeah,
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that was really rough to see. Uh. You know, Dan's tuna tartar
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seemed again like confusing because of the what was the fruit fruit? Grapefruit and
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the texture seems weird. But then they were like, oh, it's something's
28:18
off, but it's incredible, you know. And then he killed it with
28:22
that oxtail. I've always wanted to try oxtail. I've never had oxtail,
28:26
but I've also like, it seems really good to me, and I want
28:29
to like cook it. Have you guys ever had oxtail before? No?
28:33
No? Wow, yeah, me either. So Danny's story about his food
28:37
story was a very cliche thing that they all do, you know, when
28:41
they tell their own food story. However, it's always going to be compelling
28:45
because everyone's story is different. So I did love that. I love the
28:48
ice cream thing in Brooklyn. And then then we got to that and Emerald
28:52
really that touched him and Tom, you know, they both and I think
28:57
to oh, I just got a chill to be able to execute an emotion,
29:06
yeah, that the nostalgia, Yeah, you know that, I think
29:11
tipped him over. And that's what food should do when you've gotten to a
29:17
level of all of the technicalities are right and you know how to cook,
29:23
but to be able to give people a feeling and it's like you're cooking with
29:30
love, you know, it's like you're infusing emotion into the dish. And
29:33
that's something that not everybody can do. So that's something that's like invaluable in
29:38
my opinion. And obviously it's hard that, you know, and he was
29:42
I think that he could bring those people into that experience and memory because it
29:52
wasn't exact. It was a you know, an abstraction of the memory.
29:56
It wasn't this is my grandma's dish. It was here's an experience, you
30:03
know. So I think that really Pop popped him over. Yeah, yeah,
30:10
I agree. Well, at the end of the day, it was
30:14
great to see Kristen crown the new Top Chef through tears and join Pride herself,
30:19
and to see her, you know, coming into her own as the
30:22
as the host this season for the first time was really great to see and
30:26
I just loved it. It was it was beautiful. It was a beautiful
30:30
moment. Yeah. Sorry, No, I was just gonna say, they
30:34
made they made. So Danny was on Watch What Happens as the bartender,
30:41
and I thought, give him the second chair. I mean, he just
30:45
won Top Chef. Let's not make him a friend of Watch What Happens Live,
30:48
Like, let's put him in a chair. And I just thought,
30:52
like, I mean, it's great that he was on the show, don't
30:55
get me wrong, but I just thought, like, he just won one
30:57
of your biggest shows. Yeah, award winning this. Yeah, yeah,
31:02
I agree, Yeah, Okay. I was just gonna say I was very
31:07
moved by Gail, who has been on the show for so long, the
31:15
fact that she said to Kristen. Why am I emotional right now? I
31:19
don't know, but what her she was so gracious, I know, it's
31:25
ridiculous. She was so gracious to say you are our host, like you
31:29
know what I mean, Like just like after that long on a show,
31:34
to be gracious in that way of like I am elevating this neobie and thanking
31:44
her for leading us. I was moved by that. Wow, you're blown.
31:48
You're giving me the chills. It really was an incredible moment because Gail
31:52
is a hard ass. Yeah, And when I watch Gail, I'm always
31:56
like, I'm like respect because she doesn't apologize for anything. There's not I
32:04
mean, ironically, I know she hosts a dessert show, but there's not
32:07
a sweetness to her unless she wants to be sweet, like she doesn't.
32:13
It's like you don't see that a lot of times, especially like with women
32:16
in her position. So you're either a hard ass and that's it. And
32:22
she there's like I love her personality for this, It's amazing. She is
32:29
like a relatable human being for one a bad ass, you know, like
32:35
and she is doing it all and you know, and same to say,
32:39
like with Padma as well, all those years, you know, and she
32:44
would get emotional every once in a while, but not that often. And
32:47
I remember when she had to tell Kristen Kish to pack her knives and go,
32:52
and she was she didn't want to do it so much, and her
32:55
delivery, I will never forget it was the funniest way to deliver it because
32:59
she was just like, I can't believe I have to do this because this
33:00
doesn't seem right. She goes, Kristen, pack your knives and go,
33:06
like she was asking a question like I can't believe do I really am I
33:09
really saying this? Because it was like, you know, and sure enough
33:14
she made her way back. But it just goes to show how much reverence
33:17
that these people have for this show, and what an amazing group. I
33:22
also loved that there's such respect in the kitchen for whomever the chef is that's
33:30
calling the shots. For example, with Manny and Danny, when Danny was
33:36
like, come on, let's go, let's go, let's double the time,
33:37
and I want to do this. I want to do that, and
33:39
Manny was like, yes, chef. And yet Manny he did say chef
33:44
enough, yes, oh really, And I'm like, yeah, oh,
33:47
I thought, oh, he didn't say it enough. Okay, I only
33:51
heard yes chef okay. But I do love that they give each other that
33:54
respect. It reminds me of military, you know, and it takes me
34:00
back to when I was working in restaurants and these chefs were so they were
34:04
sergeants, they were horribly mean. Their demeanor was terrible. You know,
34:10
Deanna, we talked about the chefs that we've worked with before, Emily,
34:14
have you ever worked in the restaurant business? I have, but not for
34:17
I worked guys just straight, you know, like on the line, like
34:22
cook prep, cook stuff. Yeah. Like, oh, okay, so
34:23
you were on the other side bars. Oh, like I worked at bars.
34:29
She worked at her. Yeah, you're working at jacks. Like it's
34:32
all like line cooking, okay, but not a chef. It's not like
34:37
this, okay. But still in the kitchen it can be incredibly heated and
34:43
and so in many ways, I think that even though we're seeing the best
34:45
sides of all these chefs, they probably on some level or monsters in the
34:49
kitchen. You know, let's be honest. That being said, Uh,
34:53
they can be a monster, but they can also give due respect, and
34:57
I appreciate that aspect of it. I was definitely aroused by Danny's handle of
35:02
the kitchen and him bossing around and like being as Yeah, I loved it.
35:08
I was yes, I mean I loved don't want to be on the
35:12
other end of it, but I was like, he is fully executing and
35:19
in control. Deanna was roused. All right, well, I think wed
35:23
it on that. I mean, I like someone taking control and not being
35:27
a complete jerk, which was nice. So he j horn for that top
35:30
chef, and it was interesting to hear Danny's talking about the chef that he
35:37
when he went to go interview with this place. He said, here are
35:39
some scallops, make make me something, And now he's opening a restaurant with
35:44
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drama. Probably dum to Love Island, to Love Islands. Oh oh,
40:10
I'm putting on my Love Island microphone. Dad, you're not watching us.
40:21
She just puts something around her neck. It's like the necklace. Mic.
40:24
Yeah, that is so unbelievable. I will put truly in the You know,
40:30
Amy, you should post how to make your own Love Island mic Oh
40:32
my god. It's a neck lamp and then you just like, I'll turn
40:38
it off, and then you just tie a sock to the back, So
40:43
I'm wearing a neck lamp backwards okay, and then a sky okay, Okay.
40:51
You know what. Welcome to Love Island. We have first contested Emily
40:54
Deesa's and she's wearing a mic. Yeah, let me make sure I don't
41:00
want to burn out my neck lamp. Okay, yeah, I know how
41:02
important that is to you. And they are truly so cumbersome and literally that
41:07
size, like you're not even exaggerating they are that size. Yes, oh
41:12
I know, and they always throw me off because I'm always what is to
41:21
wear them? It's something else. I was watching and I was like,
41:22
what is did they all just go to like a story? These rope necklaces?
41:27
You know? They are. The technology that they have with this audio
41:31
is really next level. The audio is so incredible because they're knocking them around,
41:38
they're playing with them, they're smashing in them, they're practically banging,
41:44
they're making out and you can hear and you can hear in the back row
41:47
when someone's like, say, what do you want to say? True?
41:52
Yeah, they're mouthing the words and if they're picking it up like it's The
41:55
technology is unreal. So I'm extremely impressed with this. But thank you for
42:02
representing the audio on Love Island because it's I mean, I should have brought
42:12
a big old like metal water bottle and taped my acrylics to the side,
42:15
because that's the other thing that I'm like they all have by the mic,
42:20
like, but they all have these like mouth fetishes where they have to be
42:25
chewing on these bottles and then it's yes, really it's like a lot about
42:30
it. Yeah, it's like a lot. I'm like, do all this
42:32
generation need to be you know, sucking on something at all times or chewing
42:37
on something or saying the word like that you know what words hitting my ear?
42:46
That new hitting it a little new is that they all say, you
42:52
know, you'd say please, please say something to me one of you.
42:54
Are you going to go to the Netflix Experience? Actually? Actually yeah,
43:06
yeah, yeah, definitely. You know there's so much actually, there's so
43:09
much, so many words and nothing really said. You know, like if
43:15
we like, like, okay, why don't we just do a role play.
43:19
It's us three girls, you know, we're talking about the guys.
43:22
All right, you think you and Rob are going to go to the Netflix
43:27
Experience? Like like that was you didn't say any like so please get into
43:32
character? Oh sorry, sorry, all right? Take two? Geez all
43:37
right, Like do you think that you no like like like like yeah,
43:45
like the Netflix experience, like no, like yeah, like actually yeah,
43:52
like no because like I just like, you know, and he's yeah,
43:57
putting that up and I'm like, oh, you know and he's like yes,
44:01
right, no, no, no, but yes, that's like yeah,
44:05
that's what I'm saying because I'm coming in with like you know, I'm
44:09
like here, you know, he's there, and we're all like yeah,
44:15
you know, yeah, so I don't know like if he so yeah,
44:19
like yeah, I'm gonna definitely go like I don't know, no, same
44:23
same, same, same yeah, no, but yeah they're saying no and
44:29
yeah, like they mean the same things. Right. So we are reporting
44:34
live from soul Ties right now. Emily, Deanna and I are insulties,
44:38
which you know, really ripped up our thread last night. That killed me
44:43
when Emily was like I didn't know you could sleep in soul Ties killed me.
44:51
Why are they all out there fucking insult tizes. I don't know,
44:53
it's a great question. And are because I don't think anyone's banging right now.
45:00
I think they've been told they can't bang. Yet I feel that I
45:05
feel there's something because as out there as they are, they nobody has really
45:14
gotten too busy, and I feel like that feels like a directive. I
45:19
could be wrong. I think you would be right, that would be right.
45:22
I mean, but you would think that like you could earn soul ties,
45:28
like it seems like a reward. Did not have to sleep in that
45:30
room with everybody. No, they could just go do it at any time.
45:36
M hmm. I mean Rob is like it sounds like he needs a
45:39
night alone to ejaculate. Wow, it was they all do lingerie party.
45:50
I needed that as well. I watched one of the love you know what.
45:54
The lingerie party was hot. It was there was no to exble.
46:00
Thing was like I wanted to be on either side. I was like,
46:04
I will be the person coming in and I will be gladly the person sitting
46:07
down receiving. Yeah, it was how do you go like you don't wear
46:14
clothes all day? So what I guess what I thought was like, why
46:16
is this any different from like the string bikinis and the lace like lace and
46:24
the blindfolds and the handcuffs and the bombshells that came in. I mean,
46:30
here's the thing. Can we just start by saying I started watching the show
46:34
and I am like, I will not be able to get through this.
46:37
Then these things, these episodes started dropping like bombs in World War two.
46:42
Sorry, and then I'm like, I can't do this. I can't keep
46:46
up with this. Is this like a big Brother thing. I cannot get
46:50
with this. There is a lot of resistance. Oh and I the second
46:53
that Deanna said, just heads up, there is another episode to me.
46:59
Last week another episode dropped and I was like, oh, so there's two.
47:02
So I was like, okay, I'll hurry up, no problem.
47:05
Then as the week went on, Deanna saying, like, f yi,
47:08
I think another one did Emily's Like, Emily called me and I thought she's
47:14
gonna bail out. And I don't blame her, you know, because we
47:16
I logged on last night or during the day and I saw episode eight and
47:22
I had only been up to two and I had a templins there the fremlins.
47:31
They're feeding those bikinis. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if they're
47:36
trying to burn them off. I don't know what's happening. Are they currently
47:38
filming, like I don't know. It's so hard to say, but they
47:43
are. It's definitely more Love Island than we bargained for most definitely true and
47:49
had I had never seen it. Last night on the text thread when we
47:53
were all watching episode eight preach it, and then when we found out there
47:58
wouldn't be an episode nine. Men, we were all like, one by
48:00
one, one by one, Oh, I wonder what happens. We were
48:06
by by episode seven it was I was like this is good. Eight,
48:13
eight was phenomenal. Eight was sick, and I was like, I can't
48:19
live without this now. How did that happen? I've never been turned around
48:22
so fast? Yeah, it was probably yes, you could. We could
48:27
post screenies from our thread because there was a lot of resentment. I felt
48:34
fast the volume of Love Island. I felt personally responsible that I was gonna
48:40
have to drag you both through this, and I thought, I'm gonna have
48:44
to cut and run with these ladies. I don't I don't think I can
48:45
do this to them. Sorry, Deanna, gone, No, I mean
48:49
listen, I sort of have been watching it more. I didn't power watch
48:57
like you guys had to do yesterday. I had been sort of letting them
49:02
show up and watching them while I'm cooking or cleaning, you know what I
49:07
mean, like multitasking with them. So I didn't have that same crush of
49:13
you know, volume to contend with. But yeah, I thought that we
49:19
had. I thought, yes, I saw a new episode drops Thursday,
49:22
and I was confused as to which day I was in, and I thought
49:25
we had one more coming yesterday as well. You should have because we all
49:30
thought, I mean, we didn't know what day it was. We're like,
49:32
it's one dropping now, you know as we speak. So I'm glad
49:37
we got to it, you know, I'm glad we got through it,
49:38
and that there was a prize at the end of this run. How many
49:44
fucking episodes do you think there's going to be? I don't really know,
49:49
but I'm gonna assume forty at this pace. I think you're actually right because
49:54
I did watch Love Island UK during the pandemic and it will but like not
50:00
forty but kind of forty, and it was it was a journey. I
50:07
think I watched the first two seasons and I was just sick from it,
50:13
do you know what I mean? Like I had odd on it and I
50:15
never touched another one because I just overdid it in a short period of time.
50:22
But I do recall there being quite a few episodes. Yeah, you're
50:25
right. I mean, it looks like twenty. It looks like it.
50:30
People are saying thirty but a potential of thirty seven. Oh wow. Okay,
50:36
we have to kind of like, yeah, consider this and how we're
50:42
going to approach it, you know what I mean? Maybe, yeah,
50:45
we'll figure that out in the thread after this. But we're not even recapping
50:52
were an episode there are Okay, well, let's let's just get to it.
51:00
First of all, I want to say that the avocado Toast situation is
51:06
intense. You know, that's all liv is serving the purpose of a host
51:13
on this show because they're doing this the arianic like I'm not going to say
51:16
it, dipping in and out, but that's like she's barely on. Yeah,
51:22
that's how it goes. Yeah, yeah, I know, I but
51:25
I like, I look in she could do more. I could handle more.
51:30
Absolutely, liv is like guiding the show. She's sitting down with people,
51:35
She's asking the right questions in the middle. I know we're not there
51:40
yet, but talk about we can go anywhere we want. Great when she
51:45
was when they were sitting on that those couches at the very end, when
51:52
our boy marched over to the new Bombshell and she goes like this there should
52:00
like to Leah to like tell him off, say what you got to say,
52:07
say it, do it, do it. I was like, I'll
52:10
never recover from that, and I will be doing that for someone at some
52:15
point, you know, doesn't go And I'm so glad that Leah was like
52:22
fuck you and what a jerk. Rob is like I can't hear you,
52:28
and thank you because here it comes again, fuck you. He's shorts and
52:37
Sandy's man. He is like, let me make her the bad guy even
52:42
though she's done nothing, and then then like I'll have a reason and then
52:47
yeah, you're so cool because she's like stunned, hurt like that hurt it.
52:52
Yeah it did it, really did. That was nuts to hear him
52:58
gaslight her threw out the episode was I was spiraling for her because she kept
53:06
I mean, there was so much Leah crying and the expressions she was making
53:14
that it was like I felt so bad for her that she had to ride
53:16
out this entire episode as just saying the same thing over and over like am
53:22
I crazy? Like what's happening? I don't know what's going on and apologizing
53:25
to him, Yeah, I just feel you wet for her. The performance
53:32
he put on, oh my god, was honestly oscar worthy. Like the
53:39
amount of tricks that he pulled out of a hat to have her on her
53:44
back heels, it was. It was like a cautionary tale to all women,
53:50
you know. Yeah, because he wanted to be with the other girl,
53:53
period dot. So he's hitting her every which way and including tears to
54:01
spin her around, you know, to the point where she is then apologizing
54:07
to him. It was epic. Well, it was definitely a lesson in
54:12
some watching somebody gas like another person right in front of your very eyes.
54:17
That crying was so bad, I mean it really was. It was like
54:22
Sandobalah on some level. And then him walking away and like putting his head
54:28
in his hands and all this stuff. I just thought, this guy,
54:30
he definitely has taken some you know, local acting workshops that didn't quite get
54:37
him anywhere. He got his feet wet, But then to have him just
54:43
just jump straight as an arrow into the water was next level bizarre. He'd
54:53
be good on traders, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about. Traders.
54:57
You need him hiding, yeah, like hiding under the pool deck.
55:01
And I'm like saying to myself. What do you expect to hear she's saying,
55:05
she's already said this to your face. She's just gonna say it again
55:07
to this person, like what you just said? Nothing. I think he
55:13
was really hoping for her to be a shithead. Yeah, a shy.
55:19
Yeah, he was like, I hope she's a shithead. That's what he
55:22
said to himself. Jump in the pool, and I hope that she's a
55:23
shithead. Now do you guys think I didn't. I think he jumped in
55:30
the pool and tucked under the tucked himself under the deck. I mean,
55:37
is that what we're saying, Yes, yeah, that's what we're That's what
55:40
we saw. That's what we saw. I think the initial power, you
55:45
know pinas and now drop into the pool was was just to get away,
55:52
like get away, it was, you know, he was too dry.
55:57
Two different pool drops for different motivations, Right, did he drop twice?
56:04
I don't know. I thought that's what you're saying. No. I thought
56:07
he his initial drop was out of just like I don't know what to do
56:10
with my body, right, and I have to drop in. I have
56:14
to drop in, you know, yes, yes, And then the talk
56:17
under was still motivated by. I want to get away from the cameras and
56:23
I need to just not an look at me. I don't know what to
56:30
do. Jerk off, obviously, release myself in a comfortable area. How
56:36
do those guys make it? Go ahead? Yeah, finish what you're saying.
56:38
No, But then I think he was heard the talk. I was
56:40
like, well, I can't go anywhere now. I guess I'll you're hustle
56:44
as much as I can. But I don't think he was motivated to listen.
56:49
It's also hard to during that conversation to like like like a yeah,
56:58
the thing coming out. I don't know how those I don't know how those
57:02
guys recovered from having those two bombshells come in straddle them and make out with
57:08
them. How are they not showing their their boners? I think I think
57:15
the news spot's gonna be under that doc. You're just gonna see all the
57:19
guys when alone under the dock and coming back up. They're like, Crop's
57:23
gonna tip them off. And then productions gonna be like, you cannot go
57:28
under the dock, can cut your golf under the dock. How many times
57:30
you have to tell you go to good grades only it's your golf there,
57:36
good vibes. Homies only has taken Fine, go over to I'm Living my
57:40
Best Life. That's taken to Fine, go over to Let's Go. I
57:50
love the music. They have one hell of a playlist and you know,
57:52
you can scan their QR code and it pops up on Spotify and they are
57:57
all bangers. Wow. They're all just slow versions of two thousands pop songs,
58:04
right yeah, yeah, pretty much a lot of Bruno Mars, you
58:07
know. But I just I love when it's like Rob is splitting away from
58:12
Leah of course because he was just one of his fantasies just came true.
58:16
And of course they don't have sexual chemistry anymore because some stranger bombshell came and
58:22
straddled him and made out with him, and now he wants that. You
58:24
can't top that. Leah had no chance in hell after that. Yeah,
58:30
And this show is it's cool the way it's set up, because cool,
58:35
you will cool. It's cool uncool, yeah, because they you have to
58:44
stay with somebody even if you're half in, because you don't want to cut
58:47
a single, right, So, and we're seeing that. Yeah, and
58:53
now, and like I do think Rob was able to talk himself. I
58:57
think he was into Leah. I just think Ron is just a little like
59:02
Nat. He'll go wherever, like he just is onto the next stake.
59:06
He's a snake, snake in the grass. I really like because we Amy
59:12
and I loved him deeply. Yeah, so this is a blow. But
59:17
it's got that Schwortz thing to him that makes him like kind of dumb and
59:22
funny and weird ways, like he doesn't mind. He's hot, kind of
59:24
being the yeah butt of the joke. And he's good looking. He's very
59:29
good looking. Yeah, he's very cute. And they're also look I did
59:34
think he had because when liv came in and I don't know if you saw
59:37
that, Emily, but you know he was not interested at all. Yeah
59:44
yeah, yeah, okay. And and so to see him flip over with
59:51
the new bombshell and we saw it, listen, would any of us survive
59:57
that? And you know no, probably not. Like when his blindfoldly,
1:00:01
he was like, the look he gave her was just like what it's like
1:00:06
forgetta call happened? Yeah yeah, So but his his testing out of women
1:00:14
to see if they are down for his stuff, which is like bugs and
1:00:21
outdoors annoying. I'm so annoyed by that to see if they pass his bug
1:00:27
test or his like that. That to me, I can't hold it against
1:00:34
him though, because that is the most important thing in his life. So
1:00:37
how would someone But if they were afraid, it wouldn't matter, because he
1:00:42
would he would just in his mind be like I'll protect you. We're gonna
1:00:45
get you there. It doesn't matter. It's just him like no and his
1:00:50
ass. I gonna have to agree to disagree. I mean, I look,
1:00:53
if that's the most important thing to you, you know, much like
1:00:58
Sarah on Dubai, he loves aliens, she wants to talk about it twenty
1:01:01
four to seven. She does need to find someone who will endure that.
1:01:07
And so I'm gonna have to put that she needs to find a fucking person
1:01:12
that is good to her son. Yeah no, that's true, right,
1:01:15
But she hasn't. She's not going to prioritize that aliens before that. But
1:01:20
I would say, but Rob, if that girl knew Bombshell was like,
1:01:23
oh my god, a spider, but was like he would have been like,
1:01:30
I'll be the savior here, like what I'm gonna get you? He
1:01:32
was already so far down the road with her. It wasn't going to matter.
1:01:37
He was going to get her to like spiders. He had a bud
1:01:39
on his face. That doesn't bother me. Rob's gonna stay with me because
1:01:46
I'm not bothered by it. But no, go to good and bothered me
1:01:51
and it didn't bother Leah and he left Leah. So yeah, I just
1:01:55
wasn't. I just found what I might have been charmed by an episode ago,
1:02:00
with him testing those things out, I'm no longer charmed by under you
1:02:06
know, I charmed all. That's all. Okay, I understand I respect
1:02:09
him doing I don't respect him at all. I understand why he's doing it,
1:02:14
but I am not charmed now with do you like like I don't like
1:02:21
or from women, and that's what he's giving them. He's finding out if
1:02:24
he's testing them to see if they can align with his country ways, and
1:02:31
that bugs me. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm gonna like if I'm on
1:02:35
a date and if I don't throw out, if I'm not like past the
1:02:39
bread Mother, you know, at some point, if I don't show them
1:02:44
that I'm fucking crazy and like I do voices like straight away and they're not
1:02:49
somehow like, okay with that, I better go and they better go because
1:02:53
it's gonna be terrifying if you stay. I can't just throw out that I
1:02:58
do like impressions on the third date. That's like saying you've got two kids,
1:03:01
because that's weird. You know, I'm not saying it's weird in the
1:03:05
sense that I'm a weird person. I'm just saying, you know, not
1:03:07
everybody's gonna want to be with someone who does voices, So I can't just
1:03:12
all of a sudden be like, you know, ooh, it's beautiful,
1:03:15
beautiful, that's my Martha Steward anyway, you know what I mean, Like,
1:03:17
it's gonna be weird, so kind through it, okay, because you're
1:03:22
just that's revealing yourself. Yeah, he's testing and two different things, and
1:03:30
the results for him don't really matter because he's going to fuck the bombshell,
1:03:37
right, you know Leah with her like everything that she was doing as a
1:03:43
result of his gains completely understood. Then he would go back and tell Andrea
1:03:47
what she's doing, and of course she's gonna be like, oh right,
1:03:52
yeah, no, that's not cool. And of course she's gonna look like
1:03:54
a superstar because she's not the one who's hurt, and she's on the other
1:03:58
side of it, so he's the thinking the world of her, Like,
1:04:00
Oh, they're so compatible because she understands the situation. I was like,
1:04:03
you're such an idiot. I know. It felt like middle school or something.
1:04:09
It just was so stunted. Yeah, what ave I guess. I
1:04:15
mean that's why they're doing Love Island, so I mean they have to be
1:04:18
pretty one dimensional in that way. I guess that's probably a big plus.
1:04:23
The comparisons that these guys are making towards the women right now is making me
1:04:27
infuriated. And I can't wait until we get some bombshell guys coming in and
1:04:31
scooping up these ladies away from these douchebags so that we kind of get I
1:04:40
think it's fair game. I think it's I think the gals are leaning in
1:04:43
kind of vapidly with the dudes initially, don't you well, Like Aarin was
1:04:49
saying to Kayler, they have a pretty good thing going on. I think
1:04:53
they're playing it really well, Kayler and Aaron. They're both playing the game
1:04:58
of Love Island while still kind of sticking together. They're having their little fights,
1:05:02
but they're also you know, stepping out and experimenting in other areas and
1:05:08
somehow keeping their heads about them and still feeling feelings for each other. And
1:05:13
but when Aaron said something like, well, there's some things that she does
1:05:15
better than you, that she's better at, you know, that irritated me.
1:05:19
And Rob kind of said the same things to Leah, which was annoying.
1:05:23
Oh I see what you're saying. Yeah, I thought you meant like
1:05:27
making kind of like superficial comments in terms of like looks or whatever, just
1:05:32
to each to like the girl huddle and the guy huddle. Oh yeah,
1:05:36
kind it's fair, that's fair. No, But what you're saying, yeah,
1:05:40
that when Aaron said that, I was kind of disappointed because I really
1:05:45
like Aaron from from being on Traders, and he's an emotional he's very emotional.
1:05:54
Like he had to like leave the trader's table and run to what we
1:05:58
found is backstage the Traders to get a shit together. And then a psychologist
1:06:02
came over and it was like day two because he just hated the heat on
1:06:08
him and he was like like weeping. But then as it goes on,
1:06:13
you see he's like so like he's so affectionate with both men and women contestants
1:06:19
in terms of just like supportive and hugging and like rubbing their like facts.
1:06:24
Yeah, the guys I think are pretty sweet overall. I yeah, all
1:06:29
of them are pretty sweet overall. Actually, absolutely, they just really want
1:06:32
to work out. They just want to be trainers and you know, get
1:06:36
with someone who's in medical and sales, right, I mean that's all that
1:06:40
we have there on this island. They're all in the perfect place. They're
1:06:44
all like the same person, and it's like watching a different species in my
1:06:49
opinion, the way that they just romp around with their asses out. I'm
1:06:54
like, gosh, good for you, you know, like I can't even
1:06:57
imagine. And I'm thinking logistics. I'm thinking, is anyone on their period?
1:07:01
Also, like oh, I you know, sweat in between the crotch,
1:07:05
you know, they're sitting on these bean bags. Like what kind of
1:07:09
marks are we making? You know, like just so much exposed. Do
1:07:14
you think that they get airbrushed, right, because they they are like not
1:07:19
a mark, like sometimes you see it by the end of the day wearing
1:07:23
off, but something like at the beginning of the day, there's not one
1:07:25
flaw on their skin. And I'm like, no, well they would that
1:07:29
would be like a do they have an airbrusher there? Because that would just
1:07:31
be like really smart. They have to, because like even the guys when
1:07:35
they were working out, I could see part like Connor had a lot of
1:07:41
tan up here but not on his lower abs, almost like the sweat was
1:07:45
taking it off. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. And who is not a
1:07:48
trainer? I think they're all trainers pretty much all trainers. Yeah yeah,
1:07:54
I mean I do want to say, and I know we talked about it
1:07:57
last time, but Hannah fout makeup is gorgeous. Oh yes, I love
1:08:02
bedtime because they all have their makeup and their glasses and they're so cute,
1:08:09
so cute. The the id she watches this back and and and someone like
1:08:15
her who has that much makeup on you would think would wear some to bed
1:08:23
because she's completely neurotic, right, I don't think she is. So I'm
1:08:29
just like, it's rid of that rouge. The rouge. She has white
1:08:34
here, dark here, dark like it is psycho and I want her to
1:08:43
watch this show and just be like, oh I do. And then she's
1:08:45
taking out so much hair. It's just so much artifice. It is making
1:08:51
me crazy, and she looks cute as a freaking button without all of it
1:08:58
they have. I realized, like makeup area is all sponsored products, and
1:09:02
I feel like maybe she thinks she needs to use all of them. And
1:09:06
I got the same feeling like when like back on Real Housewives of Dallas with
1:09:12
Leanne Lockinch Yes colors in the Elf color palette eye shallows, I remember that
1:09:18
Yes. I got the same vibe from her, and it's like, you
1:09:21
don't have to use it all. It's just here, but you don't have
1:09:25
to. I would put money down that Hannah is rocking that look, oh
1:09:31
prior to the season. Every day of her life, with or without branded
1:09:35
colors at the ready, Hannah makes you laugh so hard. She is the
1:09:43
character that we need on this show. The amount of f bombs that she,
1:09:46
you know, brings to the table and everybody swears like a just yeah,
1:09:51
it's amazing when they're first meeting each other, like get the fuck out,
1:09:55
no fucking way, fuck, and it's like wild to see it.
1:09:59
I'm like, oh my, and I'm no prude to you know, you
1:10:02
know, but it's a little elaborate, you know, it's too much swearing
1:10:06
kids, But I did love that. She was like, I think it
1:10:10
is I'm a bad bitch like you are a bad bitch. Like I just
1:10:14
love her and she's so funny. I also want to say that Kendall seems
1:10:18
like a really he's warmed up to me. He seems like he's there for
1:10:20
a lot of people. I like him. Yeah, I like Kendall.
1:10:25
I do to you. And the fact that he would like continue making out
1:10:29
with Hannah even though he was like fully made up afterwards. I thought that
1:10:33
was kind of full of him because I would have been like most skies hate
1:10:38
that, but he was like, yeah, whatever, I don't care.
1:10:41
Before we talk about those those dates that the Bombshells took their picks on,
1:10:45
I want to mention two things to my favorite part. Well. One,
1:10:49
Janey trying to distract Connor when he was talking to Andrea. She was doing
1:10:56
those stretches with like her booty in the air. Was loved, hilarious and
1:11:00
brilliant on all facets. Absolutely love that. And then when they're sleeping together,
1:11:08
like they don't know each other from anything and they have to get in
1:11:11
this bed. I could never do this show because I would full on have
1:11:16
a night terror and I would because I have night terrors. Yeah, I
1:11:21
get it, And I don't know how no one is like having those in
1:11:27
this whole group or you know, I don't know how that's not happening.
1:11:30
Gnoring, just snoring, farting. I would be worried, like because I've
1:11:35
woken myself up in the middle of the night with a nice too, Like
1:11:39
I'm just like what And I get embarrassed because I like Brett and I we
1:11:42
just we don't really we don't rip them around each other, Like we just
1:11:44
don't do that, you know. We we don't talk toilet talk to each
1:11:47
other. We just don't do that. So literally in the middle of the
1:11:51
night, like I've woken myself up with it, and I'm like, oh
1:11:55
dear, you know, and I'm like, I probably and like he'll sometimes
1:11:59
he was like he's like shifted in his sleep, and I'm like, I
1:12:00
woke them up by farting, like I would be I would die. I
1:12:05
would absolutely die. How are these people doing this? Like how are they
1:12:10
doing it? I don't know. I mean I think that uh that,
1:12:16
I mean, we also don't they're not miked at night right there they're in
1:12:24
but it's still like I mean, how many people the odds of like somebody
1:12:29
doing something embarrassing in the night, there's how many people in that room somebody
1:12:32
is going to do. Like the odds are in the favor of somebody's going
1:12:36
to be like, oh my god. Yeah, the flaming allowing them to
1:12:45
not have those things put on camera, which is they're not cutting them into
1:12:49
the show, which thank you, you know, but even just for safe
1:12:56
like the six ake. I what if he had night DearS with that little
1:13:00
gown in the bed, like that would be bad. It would be so
1:13:03
bad. Maybe they maybe they're given a sleep test before this. That would
1:13:08
be interesting if that's part of the regiment, because I would like Brad has
1:13:12
told me that I've woken up and just been like get out, oh god,
1:13:15
oh good, and he's like you're okay, and I look at him
1:13:19
like insane and then I just laid my head back down. No, I'm
1:13:26
told I am. It does not happen every night. It may happen like
1:13:31
once a month, but it's not fun. I'm actually getting a sleep test,
1:13:35
I asked my doctor. I was like, I need a sleep test
1:13:39
because I'm concerned for my health and well being and because I don't know if
1:13:43
like I have woken up in the night and like punched a hole in the
1:13:45
wall. Wow, I haven't gotten physical, but I think I honestly think
1:13:54
I've got what is it called sleep apnea. I think I'm not breathing and
1:13:58
I'm gasping for air and that's what's causing my night terror. That's what I
1:14:01
think. But well, anyway, we we need to move forward because you
1:14:05
guys, how are you doing on time? We need to wrap soon?
1:14:08
How you doing to go down? Okay? Have you seen the chats?
1:14:13
I have a call at noon, but oh shit, Okay, I am
1:14:16
going to try and I will go on mute and say, can you call
1:14:20
me back in fifteen minutes when No, we can wrap this up right now,
1:14:25
we can wrap this up. No, we're done, honestly, we're
1:14:27
done. Okay. The it's just that I just want to say that we
1:14:30
love the end these dates on the beach. You know, I did appreciate
1:14:34
that Rob when he kissed Andrea that he was like, let me tell her,
1:14:39
but then went on to like tell everybody in the villa, which was
1:14:42
annoying, and it seems and she didn't let him tell her like she told
1:14:46
him. She told Leah right and said, I won't do anything. I
1:14:51
will say something to you first, which he did not, which he did
1:14:55
not do. I was like, I was so impressed that he started to
1:14:59
say that, and then he fucked and he's the villain. I was so
1:15:01
happy that Cordell got a run with Nicole, delighted about that. And really,
1:15:08
I've seen Andrea and Andrea, Andrea and Kendall really getting along, and
1:15:15
I love that they seem like they're a good pair. Yeah. I agree.
1:15:19
I'm rooting for them, even though it'll mean Hannah goes home. Yeah.
1:15:23
Okay, well listen, loving the show, Excited for next week,
1:15:28
hope Kaylor's Migraine gets better, and loving I just loving the show. Avocado
1:15:32
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