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- 1:38Speaker 1: Fucked Up Collapse in a row Cool all ready.
- 1:43Speaker 6: Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 1:45Speaker 1: Today.
- 1:46Speaker 6: It is November or it's Thursday. Jay's Thursday.
- 1:51Speaker 4: It's the sixth, Yeah, the sixth. Yeah, but it was
- 1:55Speaker 4: recording out of HQ. What five six?
- 2:00Speaker 1: This would be six because Chicago, is it? Okay? Yeah?
- 2:05Speaker 1: So this is six? So can we make this This
- 2:08Speaker 1: has to be regular.
- 2:09Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, we can come up and record here. You
- 2:11Speaker 4: guys are welcome here anytime. What you know what you're
- 2:14Speaker 4: getting yourselves into.
- 2:15Speaker 6: Now, are we going to start recording in my place again?
- 2:19Speaker 1: If you make it a lost if we can yes separate,
- 2:22Speaker 1: like if we stay off the floor, somehow we can
- 2:26Speaker 1: avoid the floor, that would be nice.
- 2:28Speaker 4: Harry told us yesterday that he has done puts so
- 2:31Speaker 4: much work into his gaming and computer setup that he
- 2:35Speaker 4: loves it, and yet it has detracted from everything else
- 2:40Speaker 4: in the apartment. It looks out of place us, which
- 2:42Speaker 4: means that when he turns around in his chair and
- 2:46Speaker 4: sees the rest of his home, he is horrified, so
- 2:49Speaker 4: he only faces the wall exactly that.
- 2:52Speaker 6: I don't even sit on the couch anymore.
- 2:54Speaker 1: I can't do it. It's like one of those cities
- 2:56Speaker 1: in India that's like separated by a caste system or
- 2:59Speaker 1: something like that. On one side is like perfectly there's
- 3:01Speaker 1: like a garden around your computer, and the other side's
- 3:04Speaker 1: full slum.
- 3:05Speaker 6: It's like everything at my desk is like, you know,
- 3:08Speaker 6: the keyboards, like it's perfectly lined, like everything's lined up, centered, beautiful,
- 3:14Speaker 6: and then you turn around and it's just trash.
- 3:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what everyone ship ship everywhere should make
- 3:20Speaker 1: your computer your background. I wish I was now right,
- 3:23Speaker 1: I think when I was building it, that's what I
- 3:25Speaker 1: was imagining, is like that that would be a background somehow.
- 3:29Speaker 1: But then I was like no, because I'm face over. Well,
- 3:31Speaker 1: you're gonna need to make another the exact same computer
- 3:34Speaker 1: setup so that your computer setup can become your back through. True.
- 3:37Speaker 1: That's like my b that's my spare. Yeah, ding bay.
- 3:40Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea. A bay where you can
- 3:43Speaker 1: just swivel around like in Star Wars.
- 3:46Speaker 6: I could do some special things with the gaming set
- 3:48Speaker 6: up here.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Have we have our videos come out yet?
- 3:52Speaker 1: Some of them? Some of them Fishing came out, Yeah,
- 3:56Speaker 1: shooting came out. I have no idea.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Probably perhaps shooting came out. Let's talk about shooting.
- 4:04Speaker 1: Wait, or shooting comes out today, shooting comes out later
- 4:06Speaker 1: on today?
- 4:06Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, well that's awesome. It was really cool, really fun.
- 4:10Speaker 4: Check that video out if you can.
- 4:15Speaker 1: What if you have hands, if you have apposable thumbs.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I know a lot of dogs listen to this podcast
- 4:23Speaker 1: that don't necessarily have access to computers. If you're able
- 4:27Speaker 1: and allowed around people who are listening, check with your
- 4:30Speaker 1: parents before you, guys watched this one. The shooting was
- 4:35Speaker 1: really fun trigger warning on it, for sure.
- 4:37Speaker 4: And the fishing was fun, but not very fruitful, not
- 4:41Speaker 4: as fruitful, not as like I mean, it was a blast,
- 4:46Speaker 4: but we didn't catch any fish. I thought your casting
- 4:48Speaker 4: looked good, of.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Course it did. It's a work of art. Shadow casting,
- 4:52Speaker 1: you were You weren't shadow I was shadow casting. No,
- 4:55Speaker 1: you weren't. No, I wasn't your dreamcasting.
- 4:57Speaker 4: But it was all your casts were backhanded.
- 5:00Speaker 1: I noticed. Ah, that was just because where we were.
- 5:02Speaker 4: Yeah, you were throwing it back into the river with
- 5:04Speaker 4: the with the backhand.
- 5:06Speaker 6: Yeah, because if I did forward, then you'd.
- 5:08Speaker 4: End up in the in the trees.
- 5:09Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 5:10Speaker 4: Yeah, I was impressed with your casting. Yeah, not bad,
- 5:13Speaker 4: not bad, definitely.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Lets people know, like I'm legit, like I've been doing this.
- 5:18Speaker 1: It's like dressing like a skater. Of course, it's not
- 5:21Speaker 1: like actually knowing how to skate. But you just had
- 5:24Speaker 1: you had the gear, right.
- 5:25Speaker 6: Oh, you don't think that knowing how to cast like
- 5:27Speaker 6: that doesn't mean that that's just like that's a poser.
- 5:29Speaker 1: You didn't catch any fish kind of.
- 5:31Speaker 6: I didn't catch any fish because I was carrying you
- 5:33Speaker 6: guys like you were my like I was twin children.
- 5:37Speaker 1: You didn't help me own about having twin children.
- 5:39Speaker 6: I had to rig up your guys stuff, and then
- 5:41Speaker 6: within five minutes you both come over to me with
- 5:43Speaker 6: a bird's nest on top.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Of your wrong. You didn't give us one words.
- 5:46Speaker 6: Like can you untangle this? I was like, I can't
- 5:49Speaker 6: untangle any better than you can untangle. It's not like
- 5:52Speaker 6: it's some secret skill that I've have to fellow.
- 5:54Speaker 4: Here's what's sad as I said, can we go with
- 5:56Speaker 4: a guide? And you said no, I don't want a guide.
- 5:59Speaker 1: If we had a guy. If we had if we
- 6:01Speaker 1: had a guide, we would have definitely caught fish.
- 6:04Speaker 4: But we thought you were going to be our guide.
- 6:07Speaker 1: You spent you.
- 6:09Speaker 6: Guys were going to have like basic mechanics of human
- 6:11Speaker 6: movement down.
- 6:12Speaker 1: Don't even start that, dude.
- 6:14Speaker 6: The second we got there, it was like two toddlers.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Imagine if we like hyped up a trip where I
- 6:20Speaker 4: was going to host you guys and take you guys
- 6:22Speaker 4: golfing for weeks, right, And I was like, boys, come
- 6:25Speaker 4: golf with me. And then when we got to the golf,
- 6:28Speaker 4: I was like, here are your clubs, And then this
- 6:30Speaker 4: would be like here's your golf cart. You two go
- 6:32Speaker 4: in this golf cart. And then I was like, I'm
- 6:34Speaker 4: going to play four holes ahead of you.
- 6:36Speaker 6: You know it would be like if we if you
- 6:37Speaker 6: said that, we were like, yeah, this is gonna be
- 6:39Speaker 6: a blast. And then we showed up and like Roan's
- 6:42Speaker 6: setting up to the tee off at hole one and
- 6:44Speaker 6: he's got like his potter out and he's holding it
- 6:46Speaker 6: by the potter.
- 6:47Speaker 4: And he was right, and I was like, don't talk
- 6:50Speaker 4: to me. I'm playing golf by myself. No way, I'm
- 6:58Speaker 4: not here. I sent your own.
- 7:02Speaker 6: How long did it take me to set those rods?
- 7:03Speaker 6: Thirty minutes?
- 7:05Speaker 4: Well, you spent twenty eight on your own, and so yeah,
- 7:09Speaker 4: probably exploded.
- 7:11Speaker 1: You're acting like casting a fly rod is like an
- 7:14Speaker 1: easy thing to do. You figured it out in like
- 7:18Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Yeah, but it was not. No thanks.
- 7:21Speaker 1: You didn't tell me anything about what to do. I
- 7:23Speaker 1: was trying to I wasn't telling you how to cast.
- 7:25Speaker 1: I was telling you how to catch fish at this
- 7:27Speaker 1: specific location when I wasn't even close. You didn't give
- 7:30Speaker 1: me the basics. You're like, yeah, I wasn't teaching you
- 7:32Speaker 1: how to make contact. I was teaching you how to
- 7:33Speaker 1: hit home runs.
- 7:34Speaker 6: Exactly. How which one would you rather learn?
- 7:37Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't. You can't hit home runs without
- 7:39Speaker 1: making contact.
- 7:41Speaker 6: I'd rather be hitting home runs.
- 7:42Speaker 1: You put the cart before the horse, though.
- 7:44Speaker 6: I was showing you how to use a nimph frig,
- 7:46Speaker 6: which is not a traditional way of fly fishing. If
- 7:48Speaker 6: we were fishing with just dry flies, it would have
- 7:50Speaker 6: been a way different situation.
- 7:52Speaker 1: Fish like three times in my life.
- 7:53Speaker 6: Yeah, now you fished four.
- 7:58Speaker 1: You sucked as a guy, Yeah, I.
- 8:00Speaker 6: Did, I'll admit it. I admitted I would be an
- 8:02Speaker 6: awful guy. I was an awful guide, and I would I.
- 8:04Speaker 1: Would be That's what I would need to get.
- 8:06Speaker 6: But I think it's because I like fly fishing too
- 8:10Speaker 6: much to do it. Like, once I set you guys up,
- 8:12Speaker 6: I was like, and now I'm going to go fish,
- 8:14Speaker 6: and then you're coming up to me with the nest
- 8:17Speaker 6: You're fucking falling asleep on the river.
- 8:20Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, I realized I was gonna get no help
- 8:21Speaker 4: from you, and I just said, I'm not going to
- 8:23Speaker 4: be a problem for him anymore.
- 8:25Speaker 1: But he resigned yourself.
- 8:26Speaker 4: I mean, I also got exceptionally tired from Harry's weed, No,
- 8:31Speaker 4: not mine.
- 8:33Speaker 1: From that New York city weed. This country weed, it's
- 8:38Speaker 1: not too crazy. But that city weed.
- 8:40Speaker 6: Not even it's not even a good it's not even comparable.
- 8:42Speaker 6: Francis came out here yesterday with a trash bag full
- 8:45Speaker 6: of weeds. Oh yeah, and you would store or anything
- 8:48Speaker 6: like that.
- 8:49Speaker 4: Let me, let's let's get through my my good will
- 8:52Speaker 4: weed first.
- 8:53Speaker 6: Usually when someone pulls out weed and they like pull
- 8:55Speaker 6: it out of their pocket, Frans had to go into
- 8:57Speaker 6: a closet and retrieve.
- 8:58Speaker 4: Went into a storage closet fingerprint up where I have
- 9:01Speaker 4: to keep it because the renters don't like the smell
- 9:04Speaker 4: of a grow farm inside of the fucking condo.
- 9:10Speaker 1: There was that we you were making a smell weed
- 9:12Speaker 1: that was hitting me deep in the back of my throat.
- 9:14Speaker 1: As soon as I smelled it, it was like a
- 9:16Speaker 1: smelling salt.
- 9:17Speaker 4: Yeah good, that's that good stuff from our boys up
- 9:20Speaker 4: in Maine. I can't remember what the name of their
- 9:24Speaker 4: dispensary is. Four G hold on.
- 9:29Speaker 6: That was one of the names that was killing me.
- 9:31Speaker 1: High for G, high five for G.
- 9:35Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out what this was.
- 9:37Speaker 6: Ronan and I had a great night. We watched about
- 9:39Speaker 6: a minute of Chernobyl.
- 9:40Speaker 4: That was fun.
- 9:43Speaker 1: I said that all night.
- 9:45Speaker 6: Roan's like, well, no, I gotta watch something I've never seen.
- 9:47Speaker 6: Like he's he's he's calling order, calling the shots. He's saying,
- 9:51Speaker 6: it's gotta be a war movie. That was so I
- 9:55Speaker 6: came that was me.
- 9:57Speaker 1: Yeah, you said of the war movies. I said, that
- 10:00Speaker 1: sounds great.
- 10:01Speaker 6: But then we were then we we landed on Chernobyl,
- 10:04Speaker 6: and then we watched we.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Went through a bunch of war movies. You said no
- 10:06Speaker 1: to all of them. They were trash options. There's not
- 10:11Speaker 1: They weren't all tracks. They were pretty bad. It was
- 10:14Speaker 1: a lot of like Jack Reacher, like what war was this?
- 10:21Speaker 1: Reach in World War Two? I don't remember Reacher on
- 10:26Speaker 1: best Stone, but uh, I.
- 10:29Speaker 4: Just want it's Hayden. Hayden hooked it up.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Shout out to Hayden.
- 10:34Speaker 4: Man, shout out Hayden. Listens to the pot.
- 10:41Speaker 1: Reach out to Hayden.
- 10:43Speaker 4: Look up for Hayden's shop. Everyone find Hayden out in Maine.
- 10:49Speaker 4: I'll find the name of his I'll find the name
- 10:52Speaker 4: of it.
- 10:52Speaker 1: When you when you've had so Francis assaulted our senses
- 10:56Speaker 1: with a cocktail of beer and one which is just
- 10:59Speaker 1: that's all that's by air By landing by sea, so
- 11:02Speaker 1: you knew he was going to get me fucked up.
- 11:03Speaker 1: So I wasn't gonna make it through a whole movie.
- 11:05Speaker 1: You just want something comfortable.
- 11:07Speaker 6: But it was like the like the like I think.
- 11:09Speaker 6: I pressed play and you started snoring.
- 11:12Speaker 4: Immediately, Happy Canary. When I said blue lobster casto was
- 11:19Speaker 4: it sounds like no, I cast in my accident. I'm sorry,
- 11:24Speaker 4: blue lobster cast Go check him out, Hayden, he's there, guy,
- 11:27Speaker 4: look for him. Shout out good weed from Maine. Fu.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Yeah you loved it.
- 11:34Speaker 6: Oh No, I was just saying, like, shout out that dude.
- 11:36Speaker 1: But you were loving.
- 11:37Speaker 6: It's your thing, cop his ship.
- 11:39Speaker 4: You had them, you had the most.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Now you were like doing the worm after you hit
- 11:46Speaker 1: it one time, like a Sprike commercial or something.
- 11:54Speaker 4: He got really like sentimental. We found the version of
- 11:58Speaker 4: Harry we've always been seeking.
- 12:00Speaker 1: I would fucking love being with you.
- 12:01Speaker 4: You guys feel like do you guys feel like working
- 12:03Speaker 4: out right now?
- 12:04Speaker 1: Or yeah we're burpies brom When when I said should
- 12:08Speaker 1: we turn the volume down? You you were asleep? No,
- 12:12Speaker 1: I heard that you were fully It was like talking
- 12:14Speaker 1: to my dad. What yeah, yeah?
- 12:18Speaker 6: And then France comes out and he's like, Harry's freaking
- 12:21Speaker 6: out about the volume or something.
- 12:23Speaker 1: What turned down the volume? Yeah, yeah, I turned it down.
- 12:26Speaker 6: I was awake and then you made like a half
- 12:28Speaker 6: asleep comment to Francis.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Was I asleep at that point already?
- 12:34Speaker 6: You guys were I was walking around.
- 12:37Speaker 4: Yeah. Look, you gotta understand you're on a different time zone,
- 12:41Speaker 4: all right. You go to bed at fucking Hawaiian time. Yeah,
- 12:45Speaker 4: you live on Hawaiian time.
- 12:46Speaker 6: Yeah, it was troubled. I was like worried last night
- 12:48Speaker 6: when I was just when I was departing to go
- 12:50Speaker 6: back to my abode, I was like, I'm not going
- 12:53Speaker 6: to be able to fall asleep.
- 12:54Speaker 1: I almost at the PlayStation. Oh you brought the PlayStation.
- 12:59Speaker 1: We didn't even touch it. Yeah, that's how outside we've been.
- 13:02Speaker 4: We haven't had any time. Yeah, it's all good. We've
- 13:04Speaker 4: just been fucking grinding fish week.
- 13:06Speaker 1: How often does that happen that you bring it on
- 13:08Speaker 1: a trip and you don't even get to crack it.
- 13:10Speaker 6: Uh, It actually happens more often than you'd think. Yeah,
- 13:14Speaker 6: most of the time you're there and you're like, this
- 13:16Speaker 6: isn't going to be fun playing video games on a
- 13:18Speaker 6: Hotel seventy inch TV. I should probably just like go
- 13:22Speaker 6: get food with Mooke.
- 13:24Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. I mean I feel like we
- 13:26Speaker 1: were so outside. We didn't need to do that. We've
- 13:28Speaker 1: had so much fun just being around this property. We're
- 13:30Speaker 1: touching goats, we're touching dogs, we're touching shotgun shows.
- 13:33Speaker 4: Yeah, I should probably wash my hands so you know
- 13:36Speaker 4: that I think about it.
- 13:37Speaker 1: It's crazy, crazy how goats poop.
- 13:39Speaker 4: There's a lot of like, ye, barnyard livestock lice all
- 13:43Speaker 4: over my fingers as well as gunpowder.
- 13:45Speaker 1: Yeah, check our penises for lice. True. Yeah, shooting is
- 13:50Speaker 1: so fun. Shooting is sick. Shooting my countryman.
- 13:53Speaker 4: Now, you were pretty good, but Roan was the best.
- 13:56Speaker 4: I don't want to give it.
- 13:56Speaker 1: Away, but I had good moments. I had bad moments.
- 14:00Speaker 4: Dude, you were unbelievable. Yeah, you did it in a
- 14:03Speaker 4: way where I was like, what, that's just it. You
- 14:07Speaker 4: have a military background, you come from basic training right to.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I mean, you hit the first clay, didn't you. I
- 14:15Speaker 1: don't know. I might have hit one of the first
- 14:16Speaker 1: couple of clays, but I think it was It was
- 14:18Speaker 1: definitely beginner's luck and the four years that I spent
- 14:22Speaker 1: over in Kuwait. Of course Operation Desert Storm that I
- 14:26Speaker 1: participated in.
- 14:27Speaker 6: That would have been unreal if you just didn't miss
- 14:29Speaker 6: a single clay.
- 14:31Speaker 4: Like he wasn't far off.
- 14:34Speaker 6: You're shooting from the thing above that tower, hitting your
- 14:40Speaker 6: guy's clays.
- 14:41Speaker 1: It's so fun, so fun being on this property. I
- 14:45Speaker 1: didn't I thought that you had like an apartment of
- 14:48Speaker 1: upstate like you thought I had. I thought there was
- 14:52Speaker 1: an apartment building and you were had an apartment or
- 14:54Speaker 1: something like that. I didn't realize that we were walking
- 14:58Speaker 1: onto uh big money. Oh you realize that that it
- 15:04Speaker 1: was all this like you do, downplay it a little bit.
- 15:06Speaker 1: It's so it's so beautiful.
- 15:08Speaker 4: Well, it's my home where I live full time.
- 15:11Speaker 1: We're looking at Florida ceiling windows. You guys, I couldn't
- 15:14Speaker 1: touch the bath.
- 15:14Speaker 4: I haven't told you this yet, but I'm not coming
- 15:17Speaker 4: home with you guys later. I'm staying up here. This
- 15:20Speaker 4: is where I live. I won't be coming back to
- 15:21Speaker 4: the city ever again, are you.
- 15:23Speaker 1: This was this your recruiting pitch for us to come
- 15:25Speaker 1: up here permanently.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Yeah. I just want you guys to know that if
- 15:29Speaker 4: you want me to be part of the pod anymore,
- 15:31Speaker 4: You're gonna have to come up here. I'm not coming
- 15:34Speaker 4: to the fucking city. And that nine dollars congestion tax
- 15:38Speaker 4: which goes straight to Mom Donnie's magic carpet.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Bullshit, fuck Guss, that's son of a fucking bitch.
- 15:45Speaker 4: Mom Donovich, you.
- 15:49Speaker 1: Kind of you kind of see what he's talking about.
- 15:52Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I actually do need some of their money.
- 15:57Speaker 1: I actually am entitled to this. I'm actually entitled to
- 16:01Speaker 1: like two extra percent of this truth. If he I mean,
- 16:08Speaker 1: if he got if he if Mom Donnie caught win
- 16:11Speaker 1: that this exists, he is, he's allowed fucking pissed?
- 16:15Speaker 6: Can he Can he make changes up here?
- 16:17Speaker 4: Ma'm Donnie, Yeah, Mom Donnie can do whatever he wants.
- 16:20Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably does a place up here low key.
- 16:23Speaker 4: He's uh, he's plugged in.
- 16:25Speaker 1: That would be hilarious. He's like, I live in Queens.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Just gets off a helicopter. Is that how most people
- 16:38Speaker 1: get up here?
- 16:38Speaker 4: Dropper, No, No, everyone takes the train. Train goes right
- 16:43Speaker 4: to the right.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy of the place. That is so nice.
- 16:47Speaker 1: You have such we've had such good baked goods here
- 16:49Speaker 1: because the butter is different up here.
- 16:51Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we need to. I need to. I
- 16:53Speaker 4: need to take a fucking sabbatical from the baked goods.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't do well when I eat a lot
- 16:58Speaker 1: of bread.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Not a bread guy.
- 17:00Speaker 1: We assaulted our I'm like a bread guy.
- 17:03Speaker 6: I had a feeling, but I'm not. But I shouldn't
- 17:05Speaker 6: because it destroys my stomach.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Do you ever get a grain brain? I don't know
- 17:09Speaker 1: what that is. I mean you could think about it
- 17:11Speaker 1: the cloudy that you get into after you have too
- 17:14Speaker 1: much pumpernickel. Grain brain.
- 17:18Speaker 4: So when you start seeing the world and rose wheat,
- 17:20Speaker 4: you know it's be a good place to plant.
- 17:23Speaker 1: It's brutal, that's Francis. I think that's what was happening
- 17:26Speaker 1: to you. You were getting grain brain from so many pastries
- 17:29Speaker 1: baked goods.
- 17:30Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not wrong. We had a met We went
- 17:32Speaker 4: to Wilson's yesterday over in Kent and shout out to
- 17:38Speaker 4: our guy Andrew. I think we talked about that on
- 17:40Speaker 4: Tuesday's episode.
- 17:41Speaker 1: Yeah, faced, but I'll be honest with you, that was
- 17:44Speaker 1: a little bit of a blur. Well, we had grain
- 17:47Speaker 1: brain out the ass. Yeah, we had taco brain through. Well,
- 17:53Speaker 1: I guess you can't get grain brain if you have
- 17:55Speaker 1: the corn tortia.
- 17:56Speaker 6: No, no, were we having corn.
- 18:00Speaker 1: We had the flower tortilla pure grain. And then what
- 18:04Speaker 1: was the other place we went today? We got to
- 18:06Speaker 1: shout them out too.
- 18:07Speaker 4: That was the bakery, the bakery in town. I don't
- 18:11Speaker 4: want to draw too many.
- 18:12Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't have to shoot.
- 18:14Speaker 1: Lines of They were all like, drop talk about us
- 18:18Speaker 1: on your show, on your big show.
- 18:19Speaker 4: No, it's more like, yeah, I don't really, I don't know.
- 18:23Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough. And then we stopped by the post office.
- 18:27Speaker 1: Of course I get enough.
- 18:30Speaker 4: Yeah, I get enough dms of like, if I ever
- 18:33Speaker 4: see you, it's on site where I'm like, I don't
- 18:36Speaker 4: really need to tell people where I am directly.
- 18:38Speaker 1: Yeah, specific location expose you up a little bit too much.
- 18:42Speaker 1: And then what is it tomorrow? We have the dart
- 18:45Speaker 1: dart video coming out?
- 18:46Speaker 4: Darts are coming out. We had a barn burner of
- 18:48Speaker 4: a darts match.
- 18:49Speaker 1: Darts might be one of the better videos. It might
- 18:51Speaker 1: be top video coming out of the week. Yeah, it's great. Competition.
- 18:56Speaker 1: Darts was very fun. Yeah, I like darts a lot.
- 18:59Speaker 4: Darts is great.
- 19:00Speaker 6: Makes me want to just get out there and play more.
- 19:03Speaker 1: The fact that we were outdoors for it. We just
- 19:05Speaker 1: got to go on. Just we gotta go on more
- 19:07Speaker 1: trips like this.
- 19:08Speaker 4: Did you notice round that we went out and played
- 19:10Speaker 4: darts and then when we came back in, Harry kept
- 19:13Speaker 4: his shoes on.
- 19:15Speaker 1: I that that was on, Kooth, My shoes are off
- 19:17Speaker 1: right now. What are you talking about?
- 19:18Speaker 4: Because the cameras are on.
- 19:21Speaker 1: And they're right at your feet right now. It's like
- 19:22Speaker 1: you just took them off when you sat down.
- 19:24Speaker 4: Yeah, you just you've got your outdoor shoes resting on
- 19:28Speaker 4: the rug. So what's the difference between you wearing them
- 19:32Speaker 4: and not wearing them? Really? Why don't you just take
- 19:38Speaker 4: them on the couch and just moon walking with your
- 19:40Speaker 4: hands on? Why don't you just feel the couch through
- 19:43Speaker 4: your shoe.
- 19:44Speaker 6: These shoes are flat, they don't get dirty.
- 19:46Speaker 4: Harry's been.
- 19:51Speaker 6: It's not like their fucking rebox.
- 19:53Speaker 1: There's no wedge for.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Harry has been trying to keep his shoes on inside.
- 20:00Speaker 4: But like you can see how much it pains him
- 20:04Speaker 4: because he knows he has to take them off.
- 20:06Speaker 1: I'm a big I'm a shoes inside guy. I can
- 20:08Speaker 1: tell and everywhere I go everyone's always am I taking
- 20:10Speaker 1: your shoes off? LS just used to it right now.
- 20:13Speaker 1: Those are the easiest to slip off slip on shoes
- 20:15Speaker 1: of all time. I like the warmth these things, They're
- 20:18Speaker 1: very like they they keep all the heat in. Those
- 20:20Speaker 1: are the lightest shoes possible.
- 20:21Speaker 6: They have holes all over them, but they're not real hole.
- 20:24Speaker 4: Taking off when you go to someone's house is a
- 20:26Speaker 4: nice gesture.
- 20:27Speaker 1: Of course, I do it when I'm asking it.
- 20:29Speaker 4: Ingratiates you to them. People see it as a mark
- 20:31Speaker 4: of good uh sort of.
- 20:33Speaker 1: I'm aware. I'm aware of the shoe etiquette. I think
- 20:36Speaker 1: it's also a city. If you're in the city, the
- 20:38Speaker 1: dirty city streets, bringing that inside is nasty. And then
- 20:41Speaker 1: I didn't. Pete Holmes was like, yeah, but like people
- 20:44Speaker 1: who say that they let their pets walk into their
- 20:46Speaker 1: house every day from the outside, I wipe every one
- 20:50Speaker 1: of my pets paws every time my dog comes inside.
- 20:55Speaker 1: Really every single time I wet wipe my all four paws.
- 20:59Speaker 4: Have you? That's here's an even more valized question. Have
- 21:04Speaker 4: you are you somebody? Who are you? Guys? People who
- 21:08Speaker 4: won't wear your outdoor pants on your bed.
- 21:12Speaker 1: I didn't used to be. I'm getting a little skittish
- 21:15Speaker 1: about it.
- 21:16Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you ride the subway, you sit down
- 21:18Speaker 4: on a bench right because there's no pregnant women that
- 21:21Speaker 4: need the seat, and you, yeah, you're sitting. Well, they
- 21:26Speaker 4: know that it's better for them to stand, and you
- 21:30Speaker 4: are sitting in you know, the blood excrement ejaculate of
- 21:35Speaker 4: one of mom Donnie's goons, and uh yeah, that that
- 21:40Speaker 4: welp that goes into your pants seat. And then if
- 21:43Speaker 4: you get home and you flop down on the bed,
- 21:45Speaker 4: you are transferring all that chism and stuff right into
- 21:48Speaker 4: the duvet cover.
- 21:50Speaker 1: Yeah, if you wrung out your pants into a Petri dish,
- 21:53Speaker 1: you could make a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
- 21:54Speaker 4: There you go, there you go.
- 21:57Speaker 1: And if you put that on your bed and then
- 22:00Speaker 1: your wife sits on that, she's given birth to a teenage.
- 22:03Speaker 4: Yes, exactly. That douve comer is now dub cover now
- 22:09Speaker 4: the sour dough starter for the bread. We've been eating
- 22:12Speaker 4: all weekend. I keep saying weekend. It hasn't been the weekend.
- 22:15Speaker 1: It's been a weekend, though it kind of feels.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Pretty much it hasn't.
- 22:17Speaker 1: He have been twenty four hours.
- 22:18Speaker 4: I don't think, no, sadly, but.
- 22:22Speaker 1: We're cracking it out.
- 22:23Speaker 6: Yeah, it's been a jam packed twenty four.
- 22:26Speaker 4: I wish we had a little more time.
- 22:27Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, I wish we had more time. Yeah,
- 22:30Speaker 1: one more night. We watched ball, we play video.
- 22:32Speaker 4: Game, video game axes?
- 22:34Speaker 6: Oh yeah, where were we going to throw axes? Or
- 22:37Speaker 6: was that ever a real thing?
- 22:38Speaker 4: You can throw them at anything, really, Yeah.
- 22:40Speaker 1: We have this. There's this one right over here.
- 22:43Speaker 4: If you want to do it the traditional way, you'd
- 22:45Speaker 4: throw them at.
- 22:45Speaker 1: A what at a what?
- 22:48Speaker 4: What?
- 22:49Speaker 6: A white person?
- 22:50Speaker 4: What?
- 22:50Speaker 1: Man? Oh? Interesting pale face.
- 22:55Speaker 6: Well to answer your question, I don't wear my pants
- 22:57Speaker 6: in bed.
- 23:02Speaker 4: I don't.
- 23:03Speaker 1: I don't.
- 23:03Speaker 6: I don't really go in my bed though, outside of
- 23:05Speaker 6: when I'm sleeping.
- 23:05Speaker 4: Where are your pants on the bed? Is the question?
- 23:08Speaker 4: But I know you don't because once I get home,
- 23:11Speaker 4: it's sweats. You don't get onto your bed. Your bed's
- 23:16Speaker 4: not a place that you chill.
- 23:18Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not yours.
- 23:20Speaker 4: Is you have a very minimalist sort of Japanese floor style.
- 23:24Speaker 6: My bedroom is very very minimal bed, and that is it.
- 23:28Speaker 6: There's nothing on the wall.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Pile of laundry.
- 23:31Speaker 6: Yeah, we're working on that.
- 23:34Speaker 1: You're chipping away. What do you the whole thing going
- 23:37Speaker 1: to stick? A dynamite rid of some clothes. I'm going
- 23:38Speaker 1: to bring them somewhere where you're going to trade him
- 23:42Speaker 1: for weed. Yeah, you're going to sell my clothes for
- 23:46Speaker 1: you where you get them. We could honestly auction them
- 23:49Speaker 1: off for son of a boy dad my clothes, Yes,
- 23:53Speaker 1: but I'm not going to do that. Why me and
- 23:55Speaker 1: Francis could do it?
- 23:57Speaker 6: Auction off my clothes.
- 23:58Speaker 4: I'm saying. The place that you typically buy weed from
- 24:01Speaker 4: is the place I typically donate clothes that I'm not
- 24:04Speaker 4: using anymore. I never knew that they sold weed. What
- 24:11Speaker 4: house it works?
- 24:13Speaker 1: Oh?
- 24:14Speaker 3: What?
- 24:16Speaker 1: Yeah? Is that a dispensary. I I love making him
- 24:23Speaker 1: try and talk about something that he won't tell you
- 24:25Speaker 1: about it. It's like you're a grown up making legal.
- 24:29Speaker 4: Dog swim when it doesn't want to.
- 24:33Speaker 6: I'm chilling, genuinely didn't know what you were talking about.
- 24:36Speaker 6: I was blanking out.
- 24:38Speaker 1: Sure, you're chilling as fuck. I could tell but.
- 24:42Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I think I gotta get rid of clothes.
- 24:44Speaker 6: I think that's my only solution, or just get a.
- 24:46Speaker 1: New It's just like you should make piles of clothes
- 24:50Speaker 1: and then the stuff that stays at the bottom of
- 24:52Speaker 1: the pile for a long time. That's what you get
- 24:54Speaker 1: rid of.
- 24:54Speaker 6: Yeah, but the stuff that stays on the bottom.
- 24:56Speaker 1: Is are you saying those are the premo items? It
- 24:59Speaker 1: eventually becomes is the top. But I'm saying if you
- 25:02Speaker 1: just leave it at the bottom for a while, you're like, oh,
- 25:04Speaker 1: I never grabbed this because I don't want it. I
- 25:06Speaker 1: want the other stuff that's on top of it. Just
- 25:08Speaker 1: get rid of that, like layer. Yeah, yeah, that's a
- 25:11Speaker 1: good point. Well let me in France's auction it. Yeah, yeah,
- 25:14Speaker 1: of course we could auction it. People would people would
- 25:16Speaker 1: love a vintage SaaS New England Patriots sweater, But I'm
- 25:19Speaker 1: not giving that's like I wouldn't give that away, or
- 25:21Speaker 1: what's up for grabs? Like Ship that I would never
- 25:23Speaker 1: that I don't wear, I never wear.
- 25:25Speaker 4: You shouldn't say that you're devaluing.
- 25:29Speaker 1: Say's your best shit.
- 25:31Speaker 6: I got a lot of like Ship that I've just
- 25:33Speaker 6: collected over the years from working at barstool, Like random
- 25:38Speaker 6: ass shirts.
- 25:39Speaker 1: Francis, I know you're not even taking home those shirts.
- 25:41Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen you in a graphic T
- 25:43Speaker 1: shirt in one day that i've known you.
- 25:46Speaker 4: No, never the barstool stuff.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Or just any T shirt with a graphic on it.
- 25:52Speaker 4: Someone once told me Ashton Kutcher, actually no logos.
- 25:57Speaker 6: Before after he killed his girlfriend, did he?
- 26:02Speaker 1: Yeah, Brittany Murphy, No, that is eerie.
- 26:07Speaker 6: I don't know he killed he killed his ex girlfriend, didn't.
- 26:09Speaker 1: What is that, Brittany Murphy is?
- 26:11Speaker 6: I don't know if that's who it is.
- 26:12Speaker 4: Is that the rumor?
- 26:13Speaker 1: Yeah, that's there's a.
- 26:14Speaker 6: Lot of rumors apparently like they went to her house
- 26:17Speaker 6: and it was like just his DNA and her DNA
- 26:21Speaker 6: and a lot of blood and they were like, no,
- 26:25Speaker 6: he didn't do it. But I think it was when
- 26:27Speaker 6: it was during that seventies show. I think he was popping,
- 26:30Speaker 6: had too much money.
- 26:32Speaker 1: He just told me about this rumor. I didn't. I
- 26:33Speaker 1: wasn't aware of this rumor, but I made it up.
- 26:36Speaker 1: It's nasty.
- 26:38Speaker 6: I came up with the rumor.
- 26:40Speaker 1: But I don't know why people are trying to take
- 26:42Speaker 1: down Ashen. Is that why he has a squeaky clean image?
- 26:45Speaker 1: Is it the other way around? I think he's done
- 26:46Speaker 1: a couple of weird things.
- 26:47Speaker 6: He did something with that uh with the dude that
- 26:51Speaker 6: the dude from that seventies show, the rapist.
- 26:54Speaker 1: Yes, Danny Masterson. Yeah, they like made a didn't him
- 26:57Speaker 1: and his wife make like a video? Like I saw
- 27:00Speaker 1: a video? Right? Yeah, No, they made a video being
- 27:04Speaker 1: like he's actually a great guy.
- 27:07Speaker 4: They they did say something.
- 27:08Speaker 1: That, yeah, yeah, would you do that for one of
- 27:13Speaker 1: your friends?
- 27:14Speaker 6: Not if probably not if they were a rapist.
- 27:16Speaker 4: If it came out that Harry had killed someone, and
- 27:19Speaker 4: they asked me to do a character statement and they
- 27:21Speaker 4: were like, what you say will really impact how how
- 27:24Speaker 4: lenient we are with our sentence, I'd be like I
- 27:28Speaker 4: had seen this coming for years. In fact, I tried
- 27:33Speaker 4: to spend more time with him to change his behavior,
- 27:37Speaker 4: but he wouldn't allow it.
- 27:39Speaker 6: Yeah, that wouldn't well, that wouldn't really help me much.
- 27:42Speaker 1: Would it. It would be him speaking truth.
- 27:45Speaker 4: I want you in there for as long as possible
- 27:49Speaker 4: so that the only people who visit you are me,
- 27:54Speaker 4: and you will beg for my visits.
- 27:56Speaker 6: Yeah, Francis, you know I'll be like, tell them, am
- 28:00Speaker 6: out of quarters, seven more years of solitary.
- 28:04Speaker 4: You go dice someone's throat so they put you in
- 28:07Speaker 4: the fucking in the hole. In the hole, Francis is
- 28:10Speaker 4: coming all right, time to kill someone, I guess.
- 28:12Speaker 1: Rocking back and forth, happiest ship blood But yeah, it's
- 28:18Speaker 1: a shame about Ashton Kutcher. I can't believe you want
- 28:21Speaker 1: people to know that nasty rumor about him so bad.
- 28:23Speaker 1: I don't even know if it's real. Yeah, you're a friend, sude,
- 28:28Speaker 1: like like the rest of our co worker.
- 28:30Speaker 6: But there are I know that. Yeah, I know there
- 28:33Speaker 6: are a lot of people that are like that, are
- 28:36Speaker 6: like this happened, And Ashton Kutcher.
- 28:38Speaker 1: Is a murderer. So how does he keep on getting rolls?
- 28:41Speaker 6: Have you seen him in anything really recently?
- 28:44Speaker 4: He doesn't need to act. He's one of the best
- 28:47Speaker 4: fucking early angel investors in the game.
- 28:50Speaker 1: That's why he kills Now it's too much, dude, he's
- 28:54Speaker 1: too bored.
- 28:55Speaker 4: His portfolio of investments is like unbelieve a bowl. He's
- 29:00Speaker 4: worth hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, maybe billions.
- 29:04Speaker 6: It doesn't matter when you're behind bars.
- 29:06Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I saw him playing pidel
- 29:08Speaker 1: this morning.
- 29:10Speaker 4: He's got a beautiful house. He and uh they have
- 29:14Speaker 4: a really really nice, like sort of modern farmhouse.
- 29:17Speaker 1: I've seen the tour you have. Of course, that house
- 29:19Speaker 1: is stunning. It's not bad.
- 29:21Speaker 4: I want nothing more than to have a house like that.
- 29:23Speaker 6: I think every I think this is a nicer place
- 29:25Speaker 6: than that place.
- 29:26Speaker 4: You're being too nice now.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Really that place was like cluttered Francis. When you think
- 29:30Speaker 1: of your fantasy home, what what square foot are we
- 29:33Speaker 1: talking about?
- 29:34Speaker 4: I don't think I need anything.
- 29:36Speaker 6: I think the barn that we went to today, I
- 29:39Speaker 6: think the ideal that what you're talking about one room,
- 29:43Speaker 6: ye sink to shovels back, shovels's room with two shovels,
- 29:51Speaker 6: a wall of whiskey, a fireplace and piped Especially if
- 29:55Speaker 6: I'm out there by myself, I'm just getting hammered every day.
- 30:00Speaker 1: Yeah, they are like old magazines from the sixties, just
- 30:04Speaker 1: reading them like you've never seen them before. So you
- 30:13Speaker 1: don't you wouldn't need more than what five thousand I.
- 30:16Speaker 4: Mean, yeah, you want to, like if even that seems
- 30:19Speaker 4: big to me, But I don't know. Four bedrooms presumably
- 30:23Speaker 4: is enough. You got kids, right, and then so maybe
- 30:27Speaker 4: five to have a guest room.
- 30:30Speaker 1: So you're saying three kids, well, just to be above replace.
- 30:35Speaker 4: I would like three kids, I think, But but it's whatever,
- 30:39Speaker 4: call it five bedrooms. But then you know, I'd love
- 30:41Speaker 4: to have a working gym in my home.
- 30:46Speaker 1: Gym.
- 30:46Speaker 4: But I don't need a fucking indoor pool.
- 30:49Speaker 1: I don't need not a lap pool, but like something small.
- 30:52Speaker 4: I don't need, like a movie theater in my home.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Maybe just like an on Sen or something like that,
- 30:57Speaker 1: Like some kind.
- 30:58Speaker 6: Of this thing is like a movie theater. The sound
- 31:01Speaker 6: is crazy, this sounds good, it's sick. I kept on
- 31:05Speaker 6: like I was like tweaking out watching Chernobyl. I was like,
- 31:09Speaker 6: I'm not thinking someone was coming inside. And then I
- 31:13Speaker 6: looked over and Ron's asleep. Yeah, I'm getting out of here.
- 31:17Speaker 1: I was snoring so loud, the door was opening and shutting.
- 31:21Speaker 6: How I ever felt more like suspect than I. Then,
- 31:24Speaker 6: walking with my red Duffel bag across the street to
- 31:27Speaker 6: that place, I was like, someone's gonna pull me over
- 31:30Speaker 6: and be like, what do you think you're doing?
- 31:33Speaker 1: You're looting. He did look like a cat burglar kind
- 31:38Speaker 1: of yeah, like an old school cat burglar, nineteen fifties burglar. Yeah,
- 31:45Speaker 1: it would have been a great life. It would have
- 31:46Speaker 1: been so easy.
- 31:47Speaker 6: Totally snatching cats all day.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Yeah. So six thousand square feet, no outdoor area with
- 31:57Speaker 1: a TV. That's always good.
- 31:59Speaker 6: Who that'd be nice but what do you do when
- 32:02Speaker 6: it rains.
- 32:03Speaker 1: It's covered, it's covered. Look look right there up stairs downstairs.
- 32:09Speaker 1: You see that.
- 32:10Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but that's two different that's too different different condos.
- 32:15Speaker 4: But I like the covered. Uh like my deck's covered,
- 32:19Speaker 4: which is good because then you got your grill. You
- 32:21Speaker 4: want your built in grill.
- 32:23Speaker 6: Yeah, of course you could probably throw a TV.
- 32:24Speaker 4: Out here a lot of people. Do you think I
- 32:27Speaker 4: thought about it. I just like to have I don't
- 32:30Speaker 4: like to have too many TVs. I don't have a
- 32:31Speaker 4: TV in my bedroom. Most people do, and it's wird
- 32:34Speaker 4: for a TV. They expect you to put one in there,
- 32:37Speaker 4: and I said, not on my watch, Wow.
- 32:40Speaker 1: I would totally have a TV in the bedroom. Missed opportunity.
- 32:45Speaker 4: I can still get one. We would you do find
- 32:49Speaker 4: a day when I can walk the best spot?
- 32:53Speaker 1: What You're watching TV in bed every night? No, I'm not.
- 32:57Speaker 6: I never do, but I and I don't think I
- 32:59Speaker 6: will it a lot because I don't really do it
- 33:01Speaker 6: that much in like hotels either. But I think eventually
- 33:04Speaker 6: I'll be like, I'm gonna watch a.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Movie at bed tonight.
- 33:06Speaker 4: Sometimes it's nice. Yeah, And they say that it's not
- 33:09Speaker 4: good to have screens right before bed. But I'll tell
- 33:12Speaker 4: you when you're in a hotel and you sort of
- 33:15Speaker 4: nod off and just press the button and fall asleep
- 33:19Speaker 4: as you been watching south Park Storage Wars.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Yeah, that same episode of south Park every night. It's
- 33:25Speaker 1: feeling watching a movie in bed is a little bit
- 33:30Speaker 1: girl coded, but it's they got it right. The girls
- 33:33Speaker 1: got this one right.
- 33:34Speaker 4: They do a few things well.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Cuddling up was a bowl of popcorn in bed. They
- 33:38Speaker 1: they hit that one and the nail on the head.
- 33:40Speaker 4: What else do girls do well?
- 33:43Speaker 1: I mean, whoever cleaned your apartment today was a fucking
- 33:46Speaker 1: born for the job.
- 33:47Speaker 4: I think. I think grief support is the thing. They're
- 33:50Speaker 4: really good.
- 33:51Speaker 1: At rallying around each other when when things are bad, grieving,
- 33:55Speaker 1: they rally together.
- 33:56Speaker 4: They're really good at oh my, oh my, they died
- 34:03Speaker 4: on my way. Yeah, they're on their way where.
- 34:06Speaker 1: He broke up with me. I'll be there in fifteen minutes.
- 34:08Speaker 4: I'm bringing tequila, exactly, I'm bringing putting in tequila. If
- 34:12Speaker 4: I told Harry, like bad news, everyone in my family died,
- 34:15Speaker 4: he'd be like, what do you What do you want
- 34:16Speaker 4: me to do about it? Yeah? I didn't know them
- 34:19Speaker 4: that well I barely knew them.
- 34:22Speaker 1: Not true.
- 34:23Speaker 6: They can say I'm on my fucking way like that,
- 34:27Speaker 6: you'd all my fucking way yea.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Do not do not myself. I'm here now. He would
- 34:34Speaker 1: just be like ding dong.
- 34:36Speaker 4: He'd be like, hang on, hang on. I'm just thinking
- 34:39Speaker 4: about like how I'm I supposed to structure this offer
- 34:43Speaker 4: for tell you ride Bush?
- 34:45Speaker 1: Yeah? True, I mean that could happen. You know, it's
- 34:48Speaker 1: getting crazy, lot of stress. I want to give us
- 34:50Speaker 1: an update now, there really isn't any updates. Don't don't
- 34:54Speaker 1: show that on camera. That has my phone number on
- 34:56Speaker 1: camera the whole time. Well face down though, and no
- 34:59Speaker 1: one's going to be able to read that. Why don't
- 35:01Speaker 1: you guys have any girls? And tell your eye Bush,
- 35:04Speaker 1: it's actually a little sexists not interested.
- 35:07Speaker 4: You're not.
- 35:08Speaker 6: No, there hasn't been any requests.
- 35:09Speaker 4: Are there any professional women sports gamers?
- 35:13Speaker 1: Yeah, but not for COD or maybe there are for
- 35:16Speaker 1: maybe there is for COD.
- 35:17Speaker 6: I don't know, I know when like uh, like counter
- 35:19Speaker 6: Strike and like Valerie games like that, there are they
- 35:22Speaker 6: like women's leagues.
- 35:23Speaker 1: But they just get caught up in the grieving and
- 35:27Speaker 1: they're like, I'm on my way, yeah, running back and
- 35:32Speaker 1: forth on stage. Yeah, do not move. They're good at
- 35:37Speaker 1: They're good at putting out cheeses, oh stripes. I know
- 35:41Speaker 1: you're probably pretty good at that.
- 35:42Speaker 4: But no, I don't do charderie and I'm not a
- 35:45Speaker 4: huge charcout guy. Really, I don't like cheese that much.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Oh I love cheese, nice sharp jender.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not it's not phasing out, is it.
- 35:56Speaker 1: Charcuderie hasn't had it's it's full moment, Like, are we
- 35:59Speaker 1: on the stages of charcoterie? Do you think there's a
- 36:02Speaker 1: chance it might be? Yeah, you're kind of feeling that, right.
- 36:04Speaker 4: I think that people have come around on realizing that,
- 36:07Speaker 4: you know, smoked meats and shit are not that good
- 36:10Speaker 4: for you. Yeah, eating a twelve hundred calories of fucking milk,
- 36:15Speaker 4: fat cheese and smoked, you know, processed pastrami before dinner, Yeah,
- 36:22Speaker 4: that is not.
- 36:23Speaker 1: Exactly as soon as people come over.
- 36:25Speaker 6: It's a shame about pastrami because it's so damn good.
- 36:29Speaker 4: What was it?
- 36:29Speaker 6: But it's like it is like, you're rightly, isn't that
- 36:32Speaker 6: Like it's two hundred it's supposed to.
- 36:34Speaker 1: Be like the most unhealthy thing.
- 36:36Speaker 4: And even that they tell pregnant women to stay away from.
- 36:39Speaker 4: It's probably something I'm not gonna want to eat.
- 36:42Speaker 1: I looked it up.
- 36:43Speaker 6: I was looking up what ultra I was like, what
- 36:46Speaker 6: counts as an ultra processed food? And then I looked
- 36:49Speaker 6: it up and it's like all cold cuts. Yeah not
- 36:51Speaker 6: obviously there's something.
- 36:53Speaker 1: Even like Jerky's damn near. Yeah, it's bad, like I
- 36:57Speaker 1: mean that mostly I thought that was the most of
- 37:00Speaker 1: what I eat. I thought like turkey and cheese was
- 37:02Speaker 1: the game.
- 37:03Speaker 6: So I thought you could eat that for every meal.
- 37:07Speaker 1: Things. Yeah, it's a conveyor belt. Yeah, it's like the
- 37:10Speaker 1: fast pass lane to cancer. Yeah.
- 37:12Speaker 4: Literally, I think if you go with non smoked, smoked
- 37:18Speaker 4: meats are typically a little bit.
- 37:20Speaker 1: Yeah, they're putting the cancer on it, the.
- 37:23Speaker 4: Carcinogens or whatever in there.
- 37:25Speaker 1: But yeah, I think I I have been noticing, and
- 37:27Speaker 1: I just didn't know if it was the phase of
- 37:29Speaker 1: my life that I'm in that charcuterie is less abundant.
- 37:34Speaker 4: You don't see it too much anymore. You saw it's
- 37:38Speaker 4: been a long time.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Now, right, right, am I going crazy?
- 37:42Speaker 6: I think I crushed the charcuterie last week, did you. Yeah,
- 37:45Speaker 6: my sister's wedding or the day after. We had a
- 37:47Speaker 6: nice charcuterie gown. Do you want to tell us about
- 37:49Speaker 6: the wedding?
- 37:50Speaker 1: Please? No, not at all. Come on, you don't.
- 37:54Speaker 4: Want to talk about it.
- 37:55Speaker 1: No sing the song you sang? I didn't sing a song.
- 37:58Speaker 4: Did you have a speech?
- 38:00Speaker 1: Speech?
- 38:01Speaker 4: You didn't give a speech? No? Why not?
- 38:04Speaker 1: Because I officiated the wedding.
- 38:07Speaker 4: Oh you slow rolled us on that. You hadn't even bigger.
- 38:11Speaker 6: I need you, guys both, to back up, like five feet.
- 38:13Speaker 1: I won't speech.
- 38:17Speaker 4: I'll give you a little space. I was excited you officiated.
- 38:20Speaker 1: You officiated, Yeah, that's it. How did you do that?
- 38:24Speaker 1: How'd you prefer that I didn't read the script that
- 38:28Speaker 1: you wrote?
- 38:30Speaker 6: Yep, no, I don't feel like getting into the details
- 38:34Speaker 6: of this.
- 38:35Speaker 1: You brought it up. You brought it up that you officiated.
- 38:37Speaker 1: You know that you didn't. You guys both zoom came
- 38:40Speaker 1: up to my face.
- 38:43Speaker 4: You slow rolled it. You were like, I didn't speak,
- 38:49Speaker 4: that's what you didn't. I didn't give a speechiating. I
- 38:54Speaker 4: gave many speeches.
- 38:56Speaker 1: I gave three readings, a responsorial psalm, and I gave
- 38:59Speaker 1: the I.
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- 43:32Speaker 6: so that we could play together.
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- 43:41Speaker 6: Don't buy console.
- 43:42Speaker 4: The problem is that I've now learned that if I
- 43:44Speaker 4: bought video games and hold the whole setup, you still
- 43:47Speaker 4: wouldn't play with me.
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- 44:21Speaker 4: I had no idea that happened. I am so sorry
- 44:28Speaker 4: that I asked about that wedding. That is a night lare.
- 44:32Speaker 1: That's unsettling. I can't believe you you all went through that.
- 44:37Speaker 1: I'm floored right now, Wow, this strength. I'm on my way.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Do you want to take the rest of the episode off?
- 44:43Speaker 4: I mean I know a few women who would come
- 44:45Speaker 4: over here and grieve with you.
- 44:46Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you need?
- 44:48Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 44:48Speaker 1: Nothing, just to listen, just the ear, just an ear,
- 44:52Speaker 1: and that's what we have for you. I think that
- 44:55Speaker 1: being up here has also made me really appreciate the
- 44:57Speaker 1: color palette you need to wear up here. Yeah, A
- 45:00Speaker 1: lot of this kind of booze like this white isn't
- 45:03Speaker 1: really it. You get the color palette though, of course,
- 45:06Speaker 1: it contextualizes you being out out here a little bit.
- 45:09Speaker 4: Somehow we dropped Harry into his element. We really did
- 45:13Speaker 4: shoehorned him in. We forced him into his element, although
- 45:15Speaker 4: we say that the last time he came up here
- 45:18Speaker 4: he was wearing this and I said, let's go for
- 45:19Speaker 4: a walk on with the dogs on the on the
- 45:21Speaker 4: golf course and it was covered in snow, and I said,
- 45:23Speaker 4: you need to put on something warmer, and he said,
- 45:25Speaker 4: I'm good.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't closed.
- 45:28Speaker 4: He went out into six inch snow with fucking I
- 45:32Speaker 4: had my sambas sambas on.
- 45:34Speaker 1: It was so fucking cold. Ankle, your ankle's being cold
- 45:38Speaker 1: is one of the most painful things that human.
- 45:41Speaker 6: Well, my ankles are never. I don't wear ankle socks.
- 45:44Speaker 6: What I got two pairs of socks on right now?
- 45:48Speaker 1: Brother? You doing? Yeah, your ankles are never.
- 45:52Speaker 6: And I have long John's on.
- 45:54Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 45:57Speaker 1: I actually was sitting here and I was like, why
- 45:59Speaker 1: am I fucking sweating right now? And I realize I
- 46:02Speaker 1: have a full long I've got a long John shirt on.
- 46:05Speaker 4: Too long John silver.
- 46:06Speaker 6: Yeah, and shoes on your lap and shoes on my lap.
- 46:12Speaker 4: You gotta take those shoes off your lap put them
- 46:14Speaker 4: back down. I didn't actually care.
- 46:17Speaker 1: No, I don't mind having on my lap.
- 46:18Speaker 4: That's bothering me. They're making your penis dirty. Yeah, put
- 46:23Speaker 4: that after your fucking cross.
- 46:25Speaker 1: It's like drinking yeah, red five. I'm not. The shoe
- 46:29Speaker 1: stuff doesn't really, it doesn't do anything for me. What
- 46:32Speaker 1: do you mean, like, I'm not gonna like I'm not.
- 46:34Speaker 6: I get like shoes are gross, but I'm not like
- 46:36Speaker 6: a like dirt is more annoying.
- 46:40Speaker 1: Shoes are dirt though, that's what they're bringing inside now.
- 46:42Speaker 1: They're bringing in like shit, which is worse and dirt.
- 46:47Speaker 1: Dirt is shit. But those shoes aren't bringing in dirt.
- 46:49Speaker 1: You think just because it's a little bit flat on
- 46:51Speaker 1: the bottom that you can't track anything in. Yes, exactly,
- 46:55Speaker 1: that's smooth. It's fully smooth, brothers, not fully smooth. It is.
- 47:00Speaker 6: There's like a little tiny.
- 47:01Speaker 7: Yes exactly, I knew it wasn't rock climbing those Yes,
- 47:08Speaker 7: what I was trying to picture the bottom in my head,
- 47:11Speaker 7: not what I picture.
- 47:12Speaker 4: Honeycomb. Honeycomb, honey comb.
- 47:16Speaker 1: Honeycomb doesn't bring in anything. It does. It brings it
- 47:19Speaker 1: the most. It really is the fucking yeah that that
- 47:25Speaker 1: brings in a ton of dirt. And that's why your
- 47:27Speaker 1: ship looks like it does. My ship, Your fucking apartment
- 47:31Speaker 1: looks bad.
- 47:32Speaker 6: There's no dirt in my apartment.
- 47:34Speaker 1: You just turn around. It's dirt. No, No, you're looking
- 47:37Speaker 1: at the landfare's clothes everywhere and annoying ship.
- 47:42Speaker 8: You're gonna need to make the children child wires No,
- 47:47Speaker 8: no wires incredible wire cable management incredible.
- 47:53Speaker 1: No no wires. Oh man?
- 47:56Speaker 4: Does uh? Does? Coming up? And you know, seeing all
- 48:00Speaker 4: the fields and pastures up here make you guys think
- 48:03Speaker 4: that maybe we're not living the right way living in
- 48:06Speaker 4: New York City in cramped quarters as we do.
- 48:08Speaker 6: Yeah, because I mean I used to be like that
- 48:10Speaker 6: every time I would leave the city, and now I
- 48:12Speaker 6: just have accepted it that it's not a normal way
- 48:15Speaker 6: to live.
- 48:16Speaker 1: But like in a tight corner forever. Does your brain
- 48:22Speaker 1: feel better when you're out here?
- 48:23Speaker 6: Yeah, I think everyone's does, but I don't. It's not
- 48:25Speaker 6: like I just don't know. There's no choice, Like, it's
- 48:28Speaker 6: not I don't. I'm not really in a choice right
- 48:30Speaker 6: now where I'm like, is it upstate or is it
- 48:32Speaker 6: in the city. I have to be in the city.
- 48:36Speaker 4: That's kind of how I rationalize it to myself, although
- 48:38Speaker 4: I do think I could make a choice.
- 48:41Speaker 6: Yeah, So what would you do, Like if we were
- 48:44Speaker 6: doing the pot, would you come back, come down, and
- 48:45Speaker 6: then just go back.
- 48:46Speaker 4: I'd come down, yeah, and then and then I'd get
- 48:49Speaker 4: rid of my apartment and I could probably rent the
- 48:53Speaker 4: nicest hotel in New York City four nights of the month.
- 48:58Speaker 1: Yeah, true, and still save and rent by a lot.
- 49:01Speaker 1: I heard that people who have a second property spend
- 49:04Speaker 1: average of six weeks at it. Do you think you
- 49:06Speaker 1: spend more or less?
- 49:07Speaker 4: They spent the whole summer here, so more Yeah, definitely more.
- 49:10Speaker 4: Than six weeks. This is my primary residence.
- 49:15Speaker 1: You're not joking about it.
- 49:16Speaker 4: I'm dead seriously.
- 49:17Speaker 1: I used to think that that was a joke.
- 49:18Speaker 4: No, no, I believe them. I never believe I've spent
- 49:21Speaker 4: more nights this. I will spend more nights this year
- 49:24Speaker 4: here than I do in my New York apartment.
- 49:28Speaker 1: And I can see you.
- 49:30Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, good god, the New York apartment.
- 49:36Speaker 4: Do I dread being going there? Yeah?
- 49:38Speaker 1: Like when you're there, you like this in the summer.
- 49:41Speaker 4: In the summer, I dread it. Yeah, really, But I
- 49:44Speaker 4: mean I didn't spend I think I spent five nights
- 49:47Speaker 4: total sleeping in my New York apartment all summer, from
- 49:50Speaker 4: like June through Labor Day.
- 49:52Speaker 1: I am yeah, that ain't bad. You should be using
- 49:55Speaker 1: that as your Brooklyn flophouse. I know you have about okay,
- 49:59Speaker 1: the nights of summer.
- 50:00Speaker 4: I wouldn't let you come to my apartment and sleep
- 50:03Speaker 4: there if I fucking had a dog needing to be
- 50:07Speaker 4: looked after by you.
- 50:08Speaker 1: I don't want to sleep.
- 50:09Speaker 4: First of all, I know you'd come in with your
- 50:11Speaker 4: fucking muddy crampons on, just tracking them.
- 50:14Speaker 6: Over, just my honeycombs stand stepping all over the couch.
- 50:18Speaker 6: We've already been over the honeycombs don't bring in dirt
- 50:21Speaker 6: they do, should.
- 50:22Speaker 1: We say what? Harry? Also the other confession he made
- 50:25Speaker 1: that he really wants a cat.
- 50:28Speaker 6: Oh my god, I've said that on the show a
- 50:30Speaker 6: dozen times.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Well, I was tuning you out. What is it about
- 50:34Speaker 1: you people wanting a cat? Cat people?
- 50:37Speaker 6: I think everyone like cats. Everyone likes cats. You gotta go,
- 50:41Speaker 6: you gotta you can't meet a cat and be like.
- 50:42Speaker 4: This is a show. I've never met a person who
- 50:45Speaker 4: really likes and wants cats. Who I would think is
- 50:48Speaker 4: a person who also would like stop on the side
- 50:50Speaker 4: of the road to help someone change a tire.
- 50:55Speaker 6: And you're not talking to enough people with cats. Just
- 50:57Speaker 6: not so many people have cats that just like you
- 50:59Speaker 6: don't even know.
- 51:00Speaker 4: These are not service oriented people.
- 51:03Speaker 1: But it's a different type of person that has a
- 51:05Speaker 1: dog and a cat, and like maybe they have barn animals.
- 51:09Speaker 1: Maybe the cat is just wandering amongst the chickens and
- 51:12Speaker 1: the goats, and someone who only has one only has
- 51:16Speaker 1: a cat.
- 51:17Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't mind that. I wouldn't mind if I
- 51:18Speaker 4: had a barn and the cat just wanted to fend
- 51:20Speaker 4: for itself. And then one day I noticed that it
- 51:22Speaker 4: had had a litter up in the attic or something
- 51:25Speaker 4: of the barn.
- 51:26Speaker 1: And now you want fifteen cats, fifteen.
- 51:29Speaker 4: Cats running around eating all the mice and rodents and
- 51:31Speaker 4: things like that.
- 51:32Speaker 6: But you want no other cats, you only you don't
- 51:34Speaker 6: want just one or two, You need fifteen.
- 51:37Speaker 1: It's just you can't only have a cat.
- 51:40Speaker 6: I think you can, and I think like saying you can.
- 51:43Speaker 6: Our listeners probably have cats. No way, No, probably not,
- 51:47Speaker 6: probably like sixty fifty.
- 51:48Speaker 1: Sound off, cat gang, sound off.
- 51:50Speaker 6: Yeah, let us know if you have a cat, if
- 51:52Speaker 6: you have one or two cats.
- 51:54Speaker 4: Let us know if you have a cat. And the
- 51:55Speaker 4: last time you did anything for your fellow.
- 51:57Speaker 1: Man, yes, let us know. Yeah, I mean a ton
- 52:01Speaker 1: of people have cats. But would you pull over someone
- 52:04Speaker 1: if there flat there now? Because I don't know how
- 52:07Speaker 1: to change a flat tire?
- 52:07Speaker 4: Okay, what if it was not even that? If their
- 52:09Speaker 4: car was smashed up into a pole and they were
- 52:12Speaker 4: hanging out, yeah, hanging out of the door, bloody and dazed.
- 52:16Speaker 1: We saw a car accident today. You did not stop.
- 52:18Speaker 1: I didn't see either of you stop either.
- 52:20Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, we have cat defeat. You have dogs, dogs, defeat.
- 52:24Speaker 4: I don't have a dog anymore. Lost it. Uh well,
- 52:30Speaker 4: my point is you would not stop to help that person,
- 52:34Speaker 4: because I would like a cat.
- 52:37Speaker 6: If it was like, I mean, you got to give
- 52:38Speaker 6: me the circumstance. Is this like are we on a
- 52:40Speaker 6: highway or are we on a suburban road and there's
- 52:44Speaker 6: no people highway highway? Yeah, it's it's circumstantial. If it
- 52:50Speaker 6: looks like someone's already helping, like there's already an ambulance there,
- 52:52Speaker 6: I'm not going to come over and just slow down
- 52:54Speaker 6: the process.
- 52:54Speaker 4: I'm gonna say something.
- 52:56Speaker 6: Let me get involved, like fucking Dan Bill's Aarian at
- 52:59Speaker 6: that Vegas shooting.
- 53:00Speaker 1: Passed me a gun.
- 53:01Speaker 6: Someone give me a fucking gun.
- 53:03Speaker 1: Give me the battles. Shock.
- 53:06Speaker 4: I almost so we walked after I made my confession
- 53:10Speaker 4: that I thought maybe I just didn't want to be
- 53:12Speaker 4: a good person anymore. In the inter recent episode that
- 53:18Speaker 4: shortly after that, I walked out of the office and
- 53:21Speaker 4: on twenty seventh Street, I was about to get on
- 53:24Speaker 4: a city bike and I saw a man that was
- 53:26Speaker 4: probably sixty five, and he was blind, and he was
- 53:30Speaker 4: walking with his stick very slowly, very very slowly, And
- 53:36Speaker 4: I thought, man, I just committed to not being a
- 53:40Speaker 4: good person. Yeah, but you couldn't help yourself. But I
- 53:43Speaker 4: couldn't help myself. And I went up to him and
- 53:47Speaker 4: I said, may I help you for a block or two?
- 53:51Speaker 4: And he said, oh, that would be lovely. And his
- 53:54Speaker 4: name was Addie. And I didn't know what to do.
- 53:57Speaker 4: I said, do you want to take my arm and
- 54:00Speaker 4: I'll just put my hand on your shoulder and that's fine,
- 54:02Speaker 4: which he did, and he put his stick under the
- 54:03Speaker 4: crook of his arm. And once he had me, we
- 54:06Speaker 4: walked at like four x the speed that he had
- 54:09Speaker 4: been walking.
- 54:10Speaker 1: Interesting, you know.
- 54:12Speaker 4: And we walked a block and a half and he
- 54:15Speaker 4: said he just lived right off seventh half on twenty sixth.
- 54:19Speaker 1: She was manor Oh no, she was Manners on twenty No.
- 54:23Speaker 4: He was going to his apartment building. Really yeah, So
- 54:25Speaker 4: I was like, I'll just walk you all the way.
- 54:27Speaker 1: There a multiple blind residences in that area.
- 54:30Speaker 4: I don't think this was a blind residence. I think
- 54:31Speaker 4: that this guy has chosen to live among the seeing.
- 54:35Speaker 1: What the hell I know? Did you get it a
- 54:37Speaker 1: look at his apartment?
- 54:38Speaker 4: No? No, I just walked. I pushed him into the
- 54:41Speaker 4: revolving doors and then I figured he had it from there. Yeah,
- 54:45Speaker 4: although for all I know he's still going around. But
- 54:51Speaker 4: he was a cool guy. He was a playwright. He
- 54:53Speaker 4: learned that I was a comedian. We talked about that
- 54:56Speaker 4: in the little bit, and I, what's that? Said?
- 54:59Speaker 1: How do you lear that you're right a fire? What
- 55:02Speaker 1: that you're a comedian?
- 55:03Speaker 4: He asked me, what I do?
- 55:04Speaker 1: I'm kidding.
- 55:05Speaker 4: I didn't get it.
- 55:07Speaker 6: You said, he learned that I'm a comedian? And I said,
- 55:09Speaker 6: how'd you learn that?
- 55:09Speaker 9: Oh?
- 55:10Speaker 4: I say, yeah, very funny. So I was so worried
- 55:17Speaker 4: that you guys would see me doing this.
- 55:21Speaker 1: Would that would be hilarious.
- 55:23Speaker 4: That you would see me with an old blind man
- 55:27Speaker 4: with his hand on my shoulder walking down the street
- 55:30Speaker 4: and be like he would be like, look at this
- 55:32Speaker 4: performative bitch.
- 55:33Speaker 6: I probably would have this fucking guy. If I walked
- 55:37Speaker 6: out of the office and saw that, I would definitely
- 55:39Speaker 6: think it was huge.
- 55:40Speaker 4: I'd hired him.
- 55:41Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would be like, who's under here? Pull
- 55:44Speaker 1: the glasses off? Yeah, clamor take this off.
- 55:51Speaker 4: Bit. But I figured I figured that one you would
- 55:54Speaker 4: think I was being performative, or two that having just
- 55:58Speaker 4: committed myself to not uh well.
- 56:00Speaker 6: I didn't think when you said that that you were
- 56:02Speaker 6: going to actually like go start. What was the alternative?
- 56:06Speaker 1: She We're gonna shove him.
- 56:08Speaker 4: Ignore him? Yeah, let him get home in one fourth
- 56:12Speaker 4: of in four times the time that it took him
- 56:15Speaker 4: with me help.
- 56:16Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, no, I don't think I would have knocked
- 56:18Speaker 6: you for it.
- 56:20Speaker 1: I've never been considered doing that. And uh, I just
- 56:24Speaker 1: never needed I never knew that they needed to get
- 56:26Speaker 1: home faster. I didn't know that they were.
- 56:29Speaker 4: This guy maximum, This guy I think was completely blind,
- 56:36Speaker 4: I mean black.
- 56:38Speaker 1: They didn't even need to turn on the lights in
- 56:41Speaker 1: his apartment. Yeah, I think that completely unfunctioning.
- 56:45Speaker 4: His electrical bill is zero, and I I could just see,
- 56:51Speaker 4: I mean, he was walking over the grates. Do you
- 56:56Speaker 4: know how there's like the part of the sidewalk that
- 56:57Speaker 4: has the grades, And I was like, I don't think
- 56:59Speaker 4: he should be on that.
- 57:00Speaker 1: On the grades. You don't walk on the grates. I
- 57:02Speaker 1: don't love to. Oh you're scared you're gonna fall through.
- 57:05Speaker 4: I choose the pavement because I can see.
- 57:11Speaker 1: Don't be afraid to hit the grates every now and
- 57:13Speaker 1: then going around.
- 57:14Speaker 4: I'll go on the grates when I'm going around someone.
- 57:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, it gives you adrenaline to hit
- 57:19Speaker 1: the grades.
- 57:19Speaker 6: Occasionally a real loose one, think about it, real loose grate.
- 57:24Speaker 6: I have everyone that dude fell through, Yeah.
- 57:27Speaker 1: Its clamor he just oozed through the grades, spaghetti or
- 57:36Speaker 1: anthropomorphic linguidi friend who fell through the grates. Some dude
- 57:41Speaker 1: a couple of years ago fell through. Did he perish? No,
- 57:44Speaker 1: he but he was.
- 57:46Speaker 6: They found him because there was a massive hole in
- 57:49Speaker 6: the street. But apparently he couldn't scream because there was
- 57:52Speaker 6: rats all over him.
- 57:53Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, what do you mean?
- 57:56Speaker 6: He couldn't scream, He couldn't yell for help because if
- 57:58Speaker 6: he opened his mouth, the rat would go in his mouth.
- 58:00Speaker 4: That's ridiculous.
- 58:02Speaker 1: My source here is Kevin Clancy.
- 58:04Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
- 58:05Speaker 6: He made like a one minute man about it.
- 58:09Speaker 1: He couldn't screamed because a rat going. Yeah, he was
- 58:12Speaker 1: covered in rat This is like a Disney movie. I
- 58:14Speaker 1: know it's brutal.
- 58:17Speaker 4: What what are you I don't even this is ridiculous.
- 58:20Speaker 1: Dude like tried to scream and then a rat just
- 58:22Speaker 1: went fucking stuffed his mouth.
- 58:25Speaker 4: I was like, I'm not doing that again.
- 58:31Speaker 6: I think that's what happened.
- 58:33Speaker 1: There was just whipping around. Have been that many rats
- 58:39Speaker 1: that they didn't even get scared. They just were like,
- 58:41Speaker 1: we're on the way to work here and just walking
- 58:43Speaker 1: over him.
- 58:44Speaker 6: Supposedly, I'm not I didn't. I don't know, you know,
- 58:47Speaker 6: it could be not true, could be not true.
- 58:49Speaker 1: Who knows.
- 58:51Speaker 6: I'm just going off of what I heard.
- 58:54Speaker 1: It's a good story, but scary, Yea. The spookier ones
- 58:57Speaker 1: are the the two doors that go over the stairs
- 59:02Speaker 1: to the basement under the restaurants and stuff, that have
- 59:05Speaker 1: like a little give step in them, and there's like
- 59:07Speaker 1: a little bit of gift.
- 59:08Speaker 9: Yea.
- 59:09Speaker 1: Yeah, that's spooky.
- 59:10Speaker 4: That's really bad. That's really bad.
- 59:12Speaker 1: But I dream of the lawsuit though, How hrd are
- 59:17Speaker 1: you going to be? If you fall cleanly, You're not
- 59:21Speaker 1: just gonna like smoke your shin or like your side.
- 59:24Speaker 1: You're gonna fall through and just get like.
- 59:25Speaker 4: Under your Except those staircases are steep. You fall into
- 59:31Speaker 4: a bunch of cans of tomatoes. And restaurants aren't doing good.
- 59:34Speaker 4: No restaurants, not a lot of them have a lot
- 59:37Speaker 4: of money. Yeah, and the bait the storage areas of
- 59:41Speaker 4: restaurants look like Harry's apartment, a lot of rats, cockroaches,
- 59:47Speaker 4: clothing everywhere.
- 59:47Speaker 1: Can we do extreme home makeover of the backside of
- 59:51Speaker 1: your room, the backside of my room, like the side
- 59:55Speaker 1: that's on camera.
- 59:58Speaker 6: Of my Yeah, um, no, I just have to clean
- 1:00:02Speaker 6: it like there's really watching somebody for you.
- 1:00:05Speaker 4: Could I hire a cleaning lady to come to your
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: apartment as a gift?
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: Now?
- 1:00:09Speaker 4: Why not?
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: Because I told you I have to prep for that.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: There's no way. Well why don't I hire you to
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: help you prep?
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: What?
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: I'll hire a cleaning lady to help you prep and
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: then he'll hire one to actually clean.
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: No. Yeah, we'll get someone really illegal for the first thing,
- 1:00:26Speaker 4: for the first pass.
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: Yeah, and then someone who's pretty close. No one is
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: going in my apartment like that. He'll be like, this
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: is it's because there's just clutter, there's ship everywhere. You
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: just don't know. I don't need to ask for help. Yeah,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: you don't know. You're unwilling to have to help.
- 1:00:44Speaker 6: No, I would ask for help if I needed it.
- 1:00:46Speaker 6: Let's say I need some help with my apartment.
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: You haven't asked for help with your problem with the
- 1:00:51Speaker 1: uh stuff you've been smoking, the funny stuff.
- 1:00:56Speaker 4: Do you ever get home and what.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: I think you're a pretty good actor, but anytime So
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: brings up weed, you're trying to do the worst actor
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: of all the time, like Keanu Reason, Bill and Ted's
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: actually an adventure like.
- 1:01:11Speaker 6: What, No, I don't think I've ever seen Bill and Ted's.
- 1:01:17Speaker 4: Oh sorry, why do you not like weed talk?
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: It's just not my thing. It's too close to home.
- 1:01:26Speaker 6: It's too close to home.
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: He lost his grandma to weed brownie overdose. She's still here,
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: but she greened out.
- 1:01:35Speaker 6: Do you remember when they started saying that, They were like,
- 1:01:37Speaker 6: just in you can overdose on edibles.
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: Do you remember? That was like a big because everyone
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: always said you can't overdose on weed, and they were like,
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: but you can on edibles.
- 1:01:46Speaker 6: And then it was just like you just get too high.
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: I once, dude, I once flew on a plane from.
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Chicago to ASP and yeah.
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: There's a small flight and I was in the emergency
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: that rote very small plane, and I was sitting next
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: to this dude who was enormous, enormous, and he was
- 1:02:07Speaker 4: my age. I was probably twenty four twenty five, and
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: he was had he had been, or maybe he still was.
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: He was probably twenty three. The starting center for the Colorado.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: Buffs, the college team. Yeah, of course Dion steam.
- 1:02:29Speaker 4: Yeah, but this was long before Dion was at the Helm,
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: And he said that he would go to dispensaries. There
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: was one in town. There was a place that made
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: food weed infused food. Yeah, and one time he bought
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: this I think it was manniicotti, Like it was pasta,
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: oh yeah, made with weed, and it was maybe it
- 1:02:53Speaker 4: was like lasagna or something. But they were like, this
- 1:02:55Speaker 4: is a serving for twelve people, this is a dinner party,
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: weed amount dam and he ate the whole thing himself
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: and that he was high for three days. Yeah, that's
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: what he said.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Yeah to getting getting baked off of mannicotti is so
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. Why would they do Why would that be
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: the thing that everybody's getting high off of at the
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: dinner party. They're playing side roulette choose at your own risk. Yeah,
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: a weedle's anger being like, oh, it's definitely in the salad. Yeah,
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: that is funny. They could put it in the dressing.
- 1:03:33Speaker 4: I got that guy's phone numbers. This was an age
- 1:03:36Speaker 4: of life where when I met a cool dude, we
- 1:03:40Speaker 4: would connect and I would think that I would hang
- 1:03:43Speaker 4: out with them again.
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like you're still on that stage.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: You're stillind of collecting dudes.
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: I'm not collecting dudes. I'm done with dudes.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: You're giving up dudes.
- 1:03:54Speaker 4: I'm kind of done with society. Frankly, Well, you've withdrawn.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: I am withdrawing. You did with out, pulling out. No
- 1:04:02Speaker 4: more weddings, no more social commitments.
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: I was getting flamed at the Barstool offices this week
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: because I've never been to a barstool wedding. I've never
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: been to a wedding of anybody at barstool neither they
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: were rolls. Huh didn't get invited to yours? Yeah, we
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: were doing the show already. That's tough. It just started
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: about a year in, but it was weeks in.
- 1:04:29Speaker 4: I could see why you wouldn't get invited. Yeah, we
- 1:04:31Speaker 4: were literally weeks in. You were also at that time,
- 1:04:36Speaker 4: you were a liability. I don't think with how much
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: you were drinking. No, I'm not ben really.
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: Yeah, so if I knew how much he was going
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: to go on to drink, I would have invited him
- 1:04:48Speaker 1: because I was like, this guy's a legend. Yeah, do
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: the fucking thing. Do the beer drinking. Do the worm
- 1:04:56Speaker 1: hit the worm again? But they were all like every
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: time someone came up, they would all laugh. They'd be like, oh,
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: I've been to six weddings. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dommy Smokes
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: had been to seven barstool weddings.
- 1:05:08Speaker 4: Wow.
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: Cool. Good for Tommy he begs to go to these weddings.
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Oh definitely. I think he clearly like just finds out
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: who's going to be married soon and just like puts
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: himself in their orbit. Yeah, make sure to pull up.
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: How many have you been to?
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: I've only been invited to one, and I didn't go.
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: To Dave's.
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: Dana's.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, to Dave and Renee's the only one I
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: went to.
- 1:05:37Speaker 4: Officiated it. That's great, don't really want to talk about it.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: Did you give a speech at David Renees? Yeah? I did, officiated.
- 1:05:47Speaker 4: I did it in Yiddish, which I had to learn
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: on the fly.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: But mister Portnoy really appreciated it.
- 1:05:54Speaker 4: They did. They sure did it.
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: Hello, hey, new Ma home.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: But these are God's wishes.
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I totally trash song trying to song. They need to
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: revamp that. If it was the Catholic Church, they would
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: have revamped it twelve times.
- 1:06:14Speaker 4: Could use a Chigo remix.
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: I have a dream that one day.
- 1:06:24Speaker 4: To know.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: That would be fucking hard. Should we wrap this up
- 1:06:30Speaker 1: a right? Sure, we've been going for probably an hour. Right,
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: it's close. Let's get that out of here.
- 1:06:35Speaker 4: Hell okay, perfect.
- 1:06:38Speaker 6: Sweet, all right, thank you guys, thank you guys, all
- 1:06:41Speaker 6: pig Sure you finished the rest of fish Week.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Great week by fish Week merch.
- 1:06:46Speaker 6: Oh yeah, fish week work merch will be back, will
- 1:06:49Speaker 6: be out for Black Friday.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: I know it's out now, it's out now, is it?
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: I don't think it's out.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: For fast Week. Yes, it's out for fish Week. You
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: gotta want to double check with that, because I don't
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: think that's true.
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: I think Harry's right.
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: I thank you.
- 1:07:02Speaker 4: I think it's being sold Black Friday sale.
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Get let's just get on the goddamn website and buy
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: some pre order it, pre order fish Week.
- 1:07:10Speaker 9: Thank you, goodbye, still on ground, games were drifted.
- 1:08:04Speaker 3: Food for was.
- 1:08:09Speaker 10: So so then you leave something No, I'm coming. I
- 1:08:21Speaker 10: was on a phone longer, I was on a phoney
- 1:08:28Speaker 10: w I was on your phone in one I was
- 1:08:38Speaker 10: on your phone line the strange say so one way
- 1:09:14Speaker 10: see just a just the bad that's a paper the
- 1:09:20Speaker 10: call it just a man.
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: Not really take.
- 1:09:23Speaker 10: Ahead of you. Get se the names change, DI, don't
- 1:10:12Speaker 10: it's a B