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EPISODE 15: "Get Crazy, Get Wild" - Snooki is on Mom O'Clock (PART 1) · It's Mom O'Clock

• 0:01
  Speaker A: Hello.
• 0:02
  Speaker B: You guys, stop. Is it Mama Clock yet? I'm going crazy. Heck, yeah. It's Mama Clock somewhere. I got spray tan. I got.
• 0:32
  Speaker A: It was so dramatic.
• 0:33
  Speaker C: I can't. I was like, are they getting their makeup done?
• 0:35
  Speaker A: No, spray tan. I didn't go that far. I did her makeup. I did mine.
• 0:38
  Speaker B: She said, are you getting Glam Squad? We were like, no.
• 0:40
  Speaker A: No, we can't.
• 0:41
  Speaker B: But it is a big deal. You are here.
• 0:43
  Speaker A: Yes. Oh, you're actually.
• 0:45
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 0:46
  Speaker A: Are you really gonna take a shot every time?
• 0:47
  Speaker B: Every time.
• 0:48
  Speaker A: You're gonna be wasted.
• 0:49
  Speaker B: It's cool. In Snooki style.
• 0:52
  Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
• 0:53
  Speaker A: All right, well.
• 0:58
  Speaker B: Are you making fun of her?
• 0:59
  Speaker C: I want to leave you. You're embarrassing me.
• 1:01
  Speaker B: Stop.
• 1:03
  Speaker C: I'm going to pretend I don't know you.
• 1:04
  Speaker A: It's just going to be a conversation between Emily and Nicole and that's it.
• 1:07
  Speaker C: It's just a random podcast. I don't know who you are.
• 1:10
  Speaker A: She has no time to be here. Just walk through our doors.
• 1:13
  Speaker C: I have no idea who you are.
• 1:14
  Speaker B: Okay, today on.
• 1:17
  Speaker A: Okay, stop, stop.
• 1:18
  Speaker C: Is this the start?
• 1:21
  Speaker B: Okay, we don't have a start. We're literally around. We don't know.
• 1:24
  Speaker C: You don't have, like, a start?
• 1:25
  Speaker A: No.
• 1:26
  Speaker C: Okay. All right, well, tell me when you're starting.
• 1:28
  Speaker A: Okay, let me take a sip.
• 1:31
  Speaker C: Oh, my God. I'm gonna go. Okay, you got this. Go.
• 1:36
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 1:38
  Speaker B: You got this, girl. Okay, you guys, I'm screaming.
• 1:41
  Speaker A: I'm screaming. She's here.
• 1:43
  Speaker B: She's here.
• 1:47
  Speaker C: I can't.
• 1:48
  Speaker A: She walked through our door.
• 1:50
  Speaker B: Gasp thing.
• 1:51
  Speaker C: Like, we don't know each other.
• 1:53
  Speaker A: She's my family.
• 1:54
  Speaker B: I'm fangirling.
• 1:56
  Speaker A: Isn't it crazy, though? Like, you're my family, so.
• 1:59
  Speaker B: And you're my crush.
• 2:00
  Speaker C: Oh, and now I know she likes threesome. What's going to happen today?
• 2:05
  Speaker B: I don't know.
• 2:05
  Speaker A: But to me, like, you're. You're. You're a family member.
• 2:09
  Speaker B: No, literally, but to me, you're my hall pass.
• 2:11
  Speaker A: Like, okay, Johnny walks through the door.
• 2:16
  Speaker C: Get out.
• 2:18
  Speaker A: Seriously. Okay, stop, everybody.
• 2:20
  Speaker B: She said she'd pick a girl.
• 2:21
  Speaker A: I wouldn't.
• 2:22
  Speaker B: I'm the girl.
• 2:22
  Speaker A: It's fine. Okay, everybody, welcome back.
• 2:25
  Speaker B: Here we are. Episode 15. 15. Shit. 15. Episode 15 is a big one.
• 2:32
  Speaker A: It's a huge one.
• 2:34
  Speaker B: It's mama clock Somewhere. No, somewhere.
• 2:36
  Speaker A: Drop to somewhere.
• 2:37
  Speaker B: It's just Mama clock.
• 2:38
  Speaker A: Mom o'.
• 2:38
  Speaker B: Clock. We got the mom.
• 2:40
  Speaker C: It's 12pm we walk. But it's mom o'. Clock Somewhere.
• 2:44
  Speaker B: Okay, don't act like you don't drink.
• 2:46
  Speaker C: I mean, I was trying not to for this week. Were you? Actually, yeah. I was trying to detox a little.
• 2:52
  Speaker B: Oh, she's California sober.
• 2:54
  Speaker C: But then once I walked in the door, I'm like, fuck it.
• 2:55
  Speaker A: Once we walked in, all three of us poured wine.
• 2:57
  Speaker C: I can never come to Dom's house and not drink.
• 3:00
  Speaker A: You brought three bottles of wine.
• 3:01
  Speaker C: You told me to.
• 3:02
  Speaker A: I did. And we have alcohol, wine, tequila, lined up on the bar.
• 3:07
  Speaker B: Yeah, we're set.
• 3:09
  Speaker A: We're set.
• 3:09
  Speaker C: Ready to go.
• 3:10
  Speaker B: We're here.
• 3:11
  Speaker A: The one and only Snooki. What do I call you?
• 3:15
  Speaker C: Ew.
• 3:15
  Speaker A: Say it. No, I can't. Say it. I have not.
• 3:18
  Speaker C: Say it.
• 3:19
  Speaker A: I can't say it. Snooki. Have. I never called you that in my entire life. Guys I've known.
• 3:29
  Speaker B: Can I call you Snooki or Nicole.
• 3:31
  Speaker C: Or whatever you want?
• 3:32
  Speaker B: Yeah, I could call you whatever I want.
• 3:33
  Speaker C: It doesn't bother me.
• 3:34
  Speaker B: But call you family.
• 3:35
  Speaker C: Men are like family. And I'm so close to them, and they call me Snooki. I want to.
• 3:39
  Speaker A: Does anybody drop her name?
• 3:42
  Speaker B: I could see how that would be cringey.
• 3:44
  Speaker C: I wouldn't know.
• 3:44
  Speaker A: I said to her, I was like.
• 3:45
  Speaker C: It'S such an ick. Yeah, like, ew.
• 3:47
  Speaker A: It's an ick for me.
• 3:48
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 3:48
  Speaker A: Too. If I.
• 3:49
  Speaker B: So you mean, like, you're never in bed with Gianni? And he's like, yes, nookie. He hates Snooki.
• 3:54
  Speaker C: No, never. If he ever said that, I would die.
• 3:57
  Speaker B: Would you die? Would you push him off the bed?
• 3:59
  Speaker C: Yeah, I'd be like, and I'm done.
• 4:00
  Speaker A: No.
• 4:00
  Speaker C: And we're dried up. Get off me.
• 4:03
  Speaker A: End scene. No, seriously. I've known you forever. I'm. I'm 20. Oh, my God. Am I okay? I'm 30.
• 4:10
  Speaker B: You feel 20?
• 4:11
  Speaker A: You were at my sweet 16.
• 4:12
  Speaker C: Can we talk about that?
• 4:13
  Speaker A: And I've known you before that, Nicole.
• 4:15
  Speaker B: I heard you made a grand entrance. Do you remember at her quinceanera?
• 4:20
  Speaker C: Yes, I remember.
• 4:21
  Speaker A: Is that the craziest thing you've ever.
• 4:23
  Speaker B: You mean you weren't blacked out?
• 4:24
  Speaker C: Well, I think about you before I walked in.
• 4:27
  Speaker A: No, 100%. You remember. You took the microphone. You were like, no, you. No, I can't. I need footage.
• 4:33
  Speaker B: I need proof.
• 4:34
  Speaker C: You definitely have footage of it?
• 4:35
  Speaker A: I absolutely have footage of it.
• 4:37
  Speaker C: She. Wait.
• 4:37
  Speaker B: First of all, time out. Time out. This is your sweet 16. Are you in a ball gown?
• 4:41
  Speaker A: I'm in a red.
• 4:41
  Speaker C: Are you. That was, like, her quinceanera.
• 4:43
  Speaker B: Yeah, quinceanera. Welcome.
• 4:45
  Speaker A: I had a red, poofy dress on, like, a Princess dress. Yes, I did a crown, Nicole. Remember I wore a crown. No crown.
• 4:51
  Speaker B: And what was.
• 4:52
  Speaker C: But this was like when Sweet sixteen.
• 4:54
  Speaker B: Yeah. They were the big deal.
• 4:55
  Speaker C: Like MTV had a show about was a thing.
• 4:58
  Speaker B: Oh yeah.
• 4:59
  Speaker A: It was a thing. And the DJ announced Nicole. No. Said Snooki and Gianni and she. Gianni escorted her in.
• 5:06
  Speaker C: The doors open.
• 5:07
  Speaker A: No freaking out. We a circle.
• 5:09
  Speaker C: I want to die.
• 5:10
  Speaker A: No, I'm leaving. Ew. Made a circle around you.
• 5:12
  Speaker C: Stop. I'm so embarrassed. Am I blushing?
• 5:15
  Speaker A: And we all. And you were dancing and we were all around you.
• 5:17
  Speaker B: Was she turn biking?
• 5:19
  Speaker C: We were beating up the beat. It was so embarrassing.
• 5:22
  Speaker A: I'm freaking out.
• 5:23
  Speaker B: You guys should probably.
• 5:24
  Speaker C: I forget. Did you ask me or did your.
• 5:26
  Speaker A: Dad absolutely called you?
• 5:28
  Speaker C: Was it a surprise to you or.
• 5:30
  Speaker A: Yes. Oh, my God, that's even more crazy. No, it was a surprise. And they announced you. I knew you were coming.
• 5:36
  Speaker B: You were the present.
• 5:37
  Speaker A: But like, it was like your prime jersey short.
• 5:39
  Speaker C: Yeah, no, we were still selling.
• 5:40
  Speaker A: It was. I was. I'm 30. How.
• 5:43
  Speaker B: Honestly that's really cool for a 16 year old to have Snook out there.
• 5:46
  Speaker A: It was talked about.
• 5:47
  Speaker C: No one else had it but Dom. Yes.
• 5:49
  Speaker A: And it was. She would never do it for anybody else.
• 5:51
  Speaker C: No. Unless they paid me.
• 5:52
  Speaker A: Yeah. She came for $0.00.
• 5:54
  Speaker C: $0.00.
• 5:55
  Speaker A: And it was talked about for years. Till this day. They're like, Nicole was. Or Snooki was at your.
• 6:01
  Speaker B: I can't keep saying Snooki.
• 6:02
  Speaker A: No, I can't.
• 6:03
  Speaker B: Every time you say Snooki, I'm taking a shot.
• 6:05
  Speaker A: No, I can't. But it was talked about it for so long. But like, you don't understand. Like to me, she' like my family. Well, she is my family. I know because like Gianni, my dad's Johnny's godfather. So like the Lavals are like our life.
• 6:16
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 6:17
  Speaker A: And then now she's like my family. So when people say it, I don't even think twice about it. Like, she's just Nicole.
• 6:21
  Speaker B: She's a human being.
• 6:23
  Speaker A: Like to you. She walks in the door, you're like, oh, my God, I can't believe she's.
• 6:26
  Speaker B: I mean, I've met you four times in my life and you have no idea who I am. And I remember those.
• 6:30
  Speaker A: My wedding.
• 6:31
  Speaker B: Your wedding.
• 6:32
  Speaker A: Like, you were at my wedding.
• 6:33
  Speaker B: Oh, I was at.
• 6:35
  Speaker A: Yeah, she was in my wedding. Emily.
• 6:36
  Speaker B: Yeah. Hi. I got.
• 6:38
  Speaker C: I got bombed at your wedding. Yeah, I always fall at wedding.
• 6:42
  Speaker A: I know why?
• 6:43
  Speaker B: Because I'm always.
• 6:45
  Speaker C: And I always wear like high heels because I want to be taller. Not short.
• 6:49
  Speaker B: You're so.
• 6:49
  Speaker C: Yeah, like I'm in a nice dress, so I always wear my high Jessica Simpson heels. They're like seven. They're seven inches.
• 6:55
  Speaker B: I love.
• 6:55
  Speaker C: But every time I'm at a wedding, I have my wine and I'm dancing, but wine is just spraying all over the floor.
• 7:00
  Speaker A: You're in the corner. I think we're like Janelle and like I saw you on the floor, like, what's happening?
• 7:04
  Speaker C: Yeah, I had my wine, I spilled it all over the floor and then I flew.
• 7:07
  Speaker A: That's probably like the first and only and last wedding you've ever been to.
• 7:10
  Speaker C: Me and Gianni, 100%.
• 7:12
  Speaker A: Like they came. We've never been to any other wedding.
• 7:15
  Speaker B: Don't go.
• 7:15
  Speaker C: Yeah, no, I want to, but it's.
• 7:19
  Speaker A: Hard for Gianni to do that. Yeah, it's hard. And it's not him. He's very like.
• 7:22
  Speaker B: I, I could I say he's close.
• 7:24
  Speaker A: Like shy behind the scenes.
• 7:25
  Speaker B: He's always been like that. Yeah.
• 7:27
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 7:27
  Speaker A: Well, it's okay. Sometimes we have to have that. My husband's not like that. I'm not like that. Or just sometimes you need a hidden gem.
• 7:33
  Speaker B: What do you mean? You like to be front and.
• 7:34
  Speaker A: Yeah. So is my husband though.
• 7:36
  Speaker B: Yeah. I'm hiding behind the camera.
• 7:37
  Speaker C: No.
• 7:38
  Speaker A: Yeah, I'm not.
• 7:39
  Speaker C: So every wedding I always fall with the wine, like all over the floor. But then I wake up and there's wine like in my cuticles.
• 7:47
  Speaker A: No, stop.
• 7:47
  Speaker C: Like stained.
• 7:49
  Speaker A: Every.
• 7:49
  Speaker C: Every wedding.
• 7:50
  Speaker A: Your nails are like very short for you.
• 7:52
  Speaker B: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:54
  Speaker C: I don't do long nails anymore because.
• 7:56
  Speaker B: Why? What happens when you do long nails?
• 7:58
  Speaker C: They always just pull back because of.
• 8:01
  Speaker A: My son or poop in your nails?
• 8:03
  Speaker C: Well, yeah, it's just. I can't function.
• 8:05
  Speaker A: My son's poop lives in my nails.
• 8:06
  Speaker B: Yeah, the one video you when you pulled the hair strand out of your nail, I could not relate to what video.
• 8:12
  Speaker C: It was Tik Tok.
• 8:13
  Speaker B: Tik Tok.
• 8:13
  Speaker C: So I.
• 8:14
  Speaker A: It's all her religiously I do.
• 8:17
  Speaker C: It's hard for me to go and get my nails done cuz I have three kids.
• 8:19
  Speaker A: I know.
• 8:20
  Speaker C: And I never have time to myself. So it literally takes me, I get my nails done. I don't go back for like a month and a half to get my nails back.
• 8:25
  Speaker A: Like when's the time to go get your nails done?
• 8:28
  Speaker C: If Gianni's on the shore with the two boys and Giovanna's at cheer, I'll go and get it done. The summer's hard.
• 8:33
  Speaker B: I Just have to say, we have Lorenzo, Gianni, Giovanna, Giovanni, Rocco, Joey, Vienna. We could have a fucking godfather. All our kids are all their name.
• 8:44
  Speaker A: Literally.
• 8:44
  Speaker C: It needs to be all Italian or nothing.
• 8:46
  Speaker A: Or nothing. I mean, this is your dream to marry like an Italian. I always say this to the day. Like, you married into the best family.
• 8:53
  Speaker C: Oh, same. I always said of me and Gianni, God forbid, get divorced. Like, I'd be upset, but I would miss his family more.
• 8:59
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what happens though.
• 9:00
  Speaker C: That's what, like, they have the best.
• 9:02
  Speaker A: Family you can ever.
• 9:03
  Speaker C: I love my mother in law, my father in law. I love all of Gianni's sibling, like Janelle's my best friend. Like, I would die. I'd be like you, Johnny. But your family, like, can you guys still talk to me and the kids?
• 9:13
  Speaker B: That's actually so nice though.
• 9:15
  Speaker A: Like, the kids are all close.
• 9:16
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 9:16
  Speaker A: It's like your family growing up, that's all you've ever.
• 9:18
  Speaker C: Yeah, the cousins are best friends.
• 9:20
  Speaker A: Yeah. So that's what you need though.
• 9:22
  Speaker C: Yeah, I love it.
• 9:23
  Speaker A: I mean, people are jealous of it for sure, but anyway, it's amazing. Moving forward. So moving forward. That is just so. Wait, wait, you know what? Emily told me though, that you talk. So she went to Rucker's.
• 9:34
  Speaker B: I saw you speak.
• 9:34
  Speaker C: No, you didn't.
• 9:35
  Speaker A: Yes, you were there when she spoke.
• 9:37
  Speaker C: I think you said you were at the assembly.
• 9:38
  Speaker B: Study guys, but party harder.
• 9:41
  Speaker C: I 100% said that and I think.
• 9:43
  Speaker A: I live by that. Like, I didn't even know you did that.
• 9:46
  Speaker C: It was a huge controversy. It was so fucking good because they were like, oh, this is what the tax dollars and like us bringing our kids to school. School. This is what it's paying for to say to that.
• 9:59
  Speaker B: Meanwhile, the students fucking loved it.
• 10:01
  Speaker A: Do you care that people say that? You're like, fuck you, I don't care, I'm coming.
• 10:03
  Speaker C: No, it was just like, whatever. I. I'm trying to make a living.
• 10:07
  Speaker A: Right.
• 10:08
  Speaker C: And like, they offered me this money to come and speak. Why would I not take it?
• 10:12
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 10:12
  Speaker C: But like, I get why they were annoyed.
• 10:14
  Speaker A: Like, oh, so see, I love that you're not like, fuck that. You're like, I understand.
• 10:18
  Speaker C: Like, like, I totally get it. But at the same time, like, I need to make money for my family. Right?
• 10:22
  Speaker B: Right.
• 10:22
  Speaker C: And obviously I want to take it.
• 10:24
  Speaker A: Right.
• 10:24
  Speaker B: And obviously there was people in the audience being like, AKA you.
• 10:28
  Speaker C: Yeah. Literally ever since then, I think they, they like made a law saying that they're not going to spend money on this or oh, really? I don't know. I fuck shit up over there.
• 10:37
  Speaker A: One thing, and this is never stepping foot at Rucker.
• 10:39
  Speaker C: Sorry, Rutgers. I was just taking my bag.
• 10:42
  Speaker A: Do you know what? Okay, so it's, like, so funny for me to talk about this with you because we never. We're so family. We never talk, like, celebrity and any of that stuff.
• 10:50
  Speaker C: Never.
• 10:50
  Speaker A: Never.
• 10:51
  Speaker C: You.
• 10:51
  Speaker A: It's so. To me, Janelle, don't even talk about it. But so, like, it's just so weird to think about, like, you're. You're an icon. Like, do you look at yourself as a literal icon?
• 11:03
  Speaker B: Like, you.
• 11:03
  Speaker A: We talked about this.
• 11:04
  Speaker B: I mean, you changed reality tv.
• 11:05
  Speaker A: You absolutely did.
• 11:07
  Speaker C: Which is crazy, because I was such a fan of reality growing up.
• 11:10
  Speaker A: You were?
• 11:10
  Speaker C: Yeah. And I literally watch growing up.
• 11:13
  Speaker B: Like mtv.
• 11:14
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 11:14
  Speaker B: Like Raiders Room.
• 11:16
  Speaker C: Raiders.
• 11:16
  Speaker A: Real World.
• 11:17
  Speaker C: I tried out for Real Worlds, I think three times.
• 11:19
  Speaker A: Oh, my God.
• 11:20
  Speaker C: And I never heard back. But I did, like a two hour audition tape like, every single time. Wow. And I always said, like, I want to do a reality show, but I want it to be like one episode of something. Then I just go back to my Life. Like, just 15 minutes.
• 11:33
  Speaker B: Just.
• 11:33
  Speaker A: Just want to look, just say I.
• 11:35
  Speaker C: Did it and experienced it because I knew I would be crazy and psychotic on it. And then just go back to my life.
• 11:40
  Speaker B: Right?
• 11:40
  Speaker C: And then here we are. I got the audition for Jersey.
• 11:44
  Speaker B: I actually just watched that. I watched your audition tape. I told you I stalked you. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It is so fucking funny.
• 11:50
  Speaker A: No, she's the best.
• 11:51
  Speaker B: Oh, she was so good on it.
• 11:52
  Speaker C: I was like, you remember that?
• 11:54
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 11:54
  Speaker C: And I feel like I was like, this show is definitely me. Like, it's everything that I want. This is all me. This is my life. This is what I love. Yeah. I. I was like, this is the show's for me.
• 12:02
  Speaker A: And then you got a call back and you're like, yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 12:05
  Speaker A: I didn't even think twice about it.
• 12:07
  Speaker C: You just wait.
• 12:07
  Speaker B: How old were you?
• 12:08
  Speaker C: I just turned 21. So that. That was the first summer that I was 21.
• 12:12
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 12:13
  Speaker C: Like, legally.
• 12:13
  Speaker A: Oh, my God.
• 12:14
  Speaker C: Not using a fake id.
• 12:15
  Speaker A: Those were the.
• 12:16
  Speaker C: My boyfriend just broke up with me. I was heartbroken. I was like, fuck this. It was a crazy time in my life. It was a perfect time for me to just go and have any inclination.
• 12:26
  Speaker A: That Jersey Shore was going to blow up. Like it did.
• 12:31
  Speaker C: No. So supposedly, right? Supposedly, they were going to switch out cast every single season.
• 12:36
  Speaker B: Oh, wow.
• 12:37
  Speaker C: Yeah. So they were gonna do us, and then the next season, it'll be like, A real world. Yeah. It would just be, like, different Jersey.
• 12:44
  Speaker B: People switched out.
• 12:46
  Speaker C: Yeah. But then, like, all the controversy and everything, they were like, we have to keep this cast.
• 12:50
  Speaker B: I mean, you guys really took off.
• 12:51
  Speaker A: That was the one that was, like, the only show that was, like, real reality.
• 12:55
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 12:55
  Speaker A: Like, it was like. No, I think that's why no one was telling you what to do. You guys just lived a summer.
• 12:59
  Speaker B: Well, is that true reality?
• 13:00
  Speaker C: Reality is different now.
• 13:02
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 13:02
  Speaker C: Yeah. No, I would say all six seasons.
• 13:06
  Speaker A: Oh, it was all yourself. No one ever told you what to do.
• 13:09
  Speaker B: Wow. Yeah.
• 13:10
  Speaker A: Better then.
• 13:10
  Speaker B: I think that's why I changed because, yeah, reality TV kind of shifted from. From like, more of just like the. The set. Like a real world. And then, like, more talking about her personality, like, she really shines.
• 13:21
  Speaker C: So all reality now. I think in, like, the woke culture, it can't be. It can't be like that anymore because they have to make sure it gets canceled. Right. So they have to make sure, like, things aren't said and things are set up now. Reality is not reality anymore. No matter. Any show that you watch, everything is. Someone's telling you what to do or, like, setting up a scene. Like, okay, you guys, before we start rolling, you're gonna sit here. This is what I want you to talk about. There's not, like a script to say, like, word for word, but it's like, this is the vibe that we want back then. No, it was just like cameras just watching. You hate it.
• 13:55
  Speaker A: You're like, oh, my God. All right, now we have to talk about this. It shows, though, a little.
• 13:59
  Speaker C: Yeah, a little bit. It's like a real person. We're forced to do things that were. That we don't want to do. Right. But at the same time, it just. It does evolve to reality.
• 14:08
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 14:09
  Speaker C: And they know.
• 14:10
  Speaker A: Their producers, they know what they're doing. But it's like, absolutely.
• 14:13
  Speaker C: But not even our show. Like, I could. Reality. Being on a reality show ruined it for me because I watch reality and I'm like, that was set up.
• 14:19
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 14:20
  Speaker C: That's not real. So what you just said, an interview, I could tell they told you to.
• 14:23
  Speaker B: Say, like, are you a Bravo girl at all or not really.
• 14:27
  Speaker C: Not really, no.
• 14:27
  Speaker B: Okay. Because, like, I watch.
• 14:28
  Speaker A: I don't watch Bravo either.
• 14:30
  Speaker C: I do love Below Deck.
• 14:31
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 14:32
  Speaker A: I told you she was going to like, those.
• 14:33
  Speaker C: Like, that's my jam. I love Below.
• 14:36
  Speaker B: What kind of tv? Like, if you're going to binge something, what would you binge?
• 14:39
  Speaker C: Like, reality or anything.
• 14:41
  Speaker B: Like, have you watched Hunting Wives?
• 14:43
  Speaker C: No, I was going to start that started. I do love sci fi. I love aliens.
• 14:47
  Speaker B: Like Dexter.
• 14:48
  Speaker A: She is a big, huge Dexter. I knew you liked that, so I said that.
• 14:51
  Speaker C: Yeah. Oh, yeah, I like sci fi. Alien goes. Yeah.
• 14:56
  Speaker A: So, like, be for real. Like, if you had all the money you could ever imagine, you don't need to, like, keep making money for your family. Like, would you stop doing reality tv because it just made such a turn. You kind of still enjoy it.
• 15:06
  Speaker C: No. Yeah.
• 15:08
  Speaker A: You still do.
• 15:08
  Speaker C: I. Yeah, I would still do it.
• 15:10
  Speaker A: I feel. I like, they like, love that.
• 15:12
  Speaker C: It's fun.
• 15:12
  Speaker A: Yeah, it's fun.
• 15:13
  Speaker C: Like, the money's awesome because I'm supporting my family. Yeah. Like, even if I made all the money in the world, I don't want to just sit at home and do nothing. I always want to work.
• 15:21
  Speaker A: You were doing so many things again. You walked in the door, I was like, do you have time to be here? She's like, no, I have three kids. I have to do this.
• 15:26
  Speaker C: This.
• 15:26
  Speaker A: I have a store. I have a podcast. I have two.
• 15:27
  Speaker C: No, literally, I have off this next two weeks.
• 15:29
  Speaker A: Yeah, you told me.
• 15:30
  Speaker C: This works out.
• 15:31
  Speaker B: So we are here and we are.
• 15:33
  Speaker A: And we're never leaving. We're keeping you for the whole day.
• 15:35
  Speaker C: No, I'm glad we made this kidnapping you.
• 15:37
  Speaker A: Yeah, I know. Me too.
• 15:38
  Speaker B: We are glad.
• 15:38
  Speaker A: And seriously, I'm not to be sentimental, but thank you for coming on here with us.
• 15:43
  Speaker C: I do anything for you. I know you would.
• 15:44
  Speaker A: And didn't I say that? You really would.
• 15:46
  Speaker C: I would.
• 15:46
  Speaker A: And I love you. Okay. Anyway.
• 15:48
  Speaker C: Are we gonna cry?
• 15:49
  Speaker A: I might. I really am. I just like, you're just part of our family, so I love you. But you know our podcast, all about motherhood, all about unfiltered. Just like what we do is just we don't some of the things moms like that happen in our day to day, like, no one talks about. It's just like. So we brought two the Unhinged, Unfiltered Motherhood Chit chat. And we just.
• 16:11
  Speaker B: And we knew we needed to bring the OG messy because.
• 16:14
  Speaker A: Mom, what do I always say about Nicole?
• 16:17
  Speaker B: I mean, you say so much.
• 16:18
  Speaker A: What do I always say in like the mom department?
• 16:20
  Speaker B: I mean, you are the best mom. She says that you are. She's like genuinely like such a great mom.
• 16:25
  Speaker C: You really are.
• 16:26
  Speaker A: And I've said that for years. I've seen you since.
• 16:28
  Speaker B: Isn't that the best compliment someone could ever give you?
• 16:30
  Speaker C: Oh, that's all I want.
• 16:31
  Speaker A: Yeah. I mean, you're really shows though, like, I could.
• 16:34
  Speaker C: I could see that you really love your kids.
• 16:36
  Speaker B: Yeah, that's the best. It really is.
• 16:37
  Speaker A: And I've seen it since you've had Lorenzo, like. And that's 12 years, right? He's 12.
• 16:42
  Speaker C: Well, look, he's gonna be 13.
• 16:43
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 16:44
  Speaker A: You have a teenager.
• 16:45
  Speaker C: Yeah, he's gonna be 13 in a couple weeks. August 26th.
• 16:48
  Speaker B: I can't handle a teenage boy.
• 16:49
  Speaker C: And when he was here last time, he. He.
• 16:52
  Speaker A: Remember you got stitches?
• 16:53
  Speaker C: Yeah, he cracked his eyebrow open in my pool. I saw his skull and we had to go to the emergency.
• 16:58
  Speaker A: Yeah. It was so bad.
• 16:59
  Speaker B: Oh, that's like.
• 17:00
  Speaker C: That's the last time I saw us here.
• 17:01
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 17:02
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 17:02
  Speaker A: No. That was so bad. I'm so little.
• 17:04
  Speaker C: The. So bad.
• 17:05
  Speaker B: The mama panda bear thing you posted, I like, related it to so hard. Like how.
• 17:10
  Speaker C: Oh, my God. Yes.
• 17:10
  Speaker B: Angelo's going to kindergarten.
• 17:12
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 17:12
  Speaker B: And my.
• 17:13
  Speaker C: It's my last.
• 17:14
  Speaker B: My oldest is going to kindergarten this year. And I was like, oh, my God.
• 17:17
  Speaker C: Oh, so you're just starting?
• 17:18
  Speaker B: Just starting. Yeah.
• 17:20
  Speaker C: Yeah. It's hard.
• 17:20
  Speaker B: I know.
• 17:21
  Speaker A: I can't imagine.
• 17:22
  Speaker C: I think it's worse when your last one goes.
• 17:24
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 17:24
  Speaker A: Because it's like there's two others.
• 17:26
  Speaker C: This is over, right? This is it.
• 17:27
  Speaker A: Angela's like your baby.
• 17:29
  Speaker C: No, he's my best.
• 17:30
  Speaker B: I love him so much. Or you could have another one.
• 17:33
  Speaker C: I mean, I could because I'm very fertile.
• 17:35
  Speaker A: Have a nervous breakdown if you had a baby.
• 17:37
  Speaker C: No, he was actually talking about having another one.
• 17:39
  Speaker A: Stop.
• 17:40
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:40
  Speaker B: And I would die to my husband.
• 17:43
  Speaker C: I don't know.
• 17:44
  Speaker A: Would you want one, though?
• 17:45
  Speaker B: I want 100.
• 17:46
  Speaker C: So if I. So I'm not religious on my birth control. Sometimes I forget and then I have to double up. So every time I was pregnant, I got pregnant on my birth control.
• 17:54
  Speaker A: No.
• 17:54
  Speaker C: Because I wasn't taking it at the right time.
• 17:57
  Speaker B: Wow.
• 17:57
  Speaker C: But I was kind of like testing it with the other two.
• 18:00
  Speaker B: Can I get what kind of birth control control you on?
• 18:02
  Speaker C: I forget what it's called. It keeps changing it.
• 18:03
  Speaker A: Wait, that's so bad.
• 18:04
  Speaker C: But I know. So I. Technically I can. But, like, we do the pull out method. Obviously, you wear a condom with your husband.
• 18:14
  Speaker A: I've never once used the condom. My entire. We don't even know is a condom.
• 18:18
  Speaker C: Even. Even your first time doing it?
• 18:20
  Speaker A: You guys, one and done came inside me the first time and I got pregnant.
• 18:24
  Speaker C: Your first time you had sex?
• 18:26
  Speaker A: No, no, no. The first time he came inside of me. I'm on birth control. I never have been. So we were Always pulling out. And he came inside of me and I was like, oh, there's no shot in hell I'm gonna get pregnant on the first try.
• 18:37
  Speaker B: If you're fertile, people use condoms with their husbands.
• 18:41
  Speaker A: Yeah, they don't want to get pregnant.
• 18:43
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 18:43
  Speaker A: And the.
• 18:43
  Speaker C: And the woman's not on birth control.
• 18:45
  Speaker A: Well, I never did, even on birth control, which is really ballsy.
• 18:47
  Speaker C: Amazing.
• 18:48
  Speaker B: I would never even think.
• 18:49
  Speaker C: I know, because there is, like, the pre. Which I think you can get pregnant.
• 18:52
  Speaker B: Oh, I always say this is pre. This could do it.
• 18:54
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 18:54
  Speaker C: No, I think there's a possibility.
• 18:56
  Speaker B: No, I think it is.
• 18:56
  Speaker A: No, there is. I never got pregnant, though.
• 18:58
  Speaker B: Joey has one foot in the vasectomy door. But he didn't do it yet. But he has, like, the appointment. I'm like, don't do it.
• 19:03
  Speaker A: Oh, well, once that's done. I know.
• 19:06
  Speaker B: Yeah, but it's not done yet. All right, well, there's.
• 19:09
  Speaker C: Just get him drunk and. Yeah, get him drunk and handcuff him and go on top.
• 19:14
  Speaker A: That's it.
• 19:14
  Speaker C: And then you're not getting up.
• 19:16
  Speaker B: Reverse rate. Yeah, it's like lock.
• 19:18
  Speaker C: No, literally done.
• 19:20
  Speaker A: Is that a real thing? I mean, I don't like that.
• 19:25
  Speaker C: You're done.
• 19:26
  Speaker A: No, I don't like that.
• 19:27
  Speaker C: Rufium.
• 19:27
  Speaker A: No, I can't do it while he's sleeping. He'll be fine. Fine. No, but I. I need to ask you, like, what's the most, like, chaotic mom moment that, like, was the most embarrassing thing for you. That, like, you've never shared with anybody as a mom. Like, with your kids, you're like, oh, my God, I hope no one has will ever know about this.
• 19:46
  Speaker C: I don't know nothing crazy. I think the last time we were.
• 19:51
  Speaker A: All like, something in a store. Like, we throw all three kids. Like, you were so embarrassed. Like, you hope no one saw. Like, something crazy.
• 19:55
  Speaker B: Like, are you a yeller? Do you yell?
• 19:57
  Speaker C: Yes, and they hate it.
• 19:58
  Speaker A: You don't yell.
• 19:59
  Speaker C: I yell all the time.
• 20:00
  Speaker A: You don't have a loud voice.
• 20:01
  Speaker B: You tell me. I don't yell. You don't even know.
• 20:03
  Speaker C: You should ask my 13 year old.
• 20:04
  Speaker A: Yell right now? Yeah. At your kids.
• 20:08
  Speaker C: No. Like, how would you do it?
• 20:09
  Speaker B: Oh, Joey, get in your room.
• 20:12
  Speaker A: No. Laughable. Laughable.
• 20:15
  Speaker B: All right, Nicole, you.
• 20:16
  Speaker A: Yeah, go.
• 20:17
  Speaker C: Stop it.
• 20:20
  Speaker A: Also laughable. Cut it out. You just went deep into the vocals.
• 20:25
  Speaker C: No, I literally sound like a man. Yeah.
• 20:27
  Speaker A: Okay, if you don't stop right now, I swear to God, telling your father.
• 20:32
  Speaker C: You do not yell at him like that.
• 20:33
  Speaker A: Yes, I do.
• 20:34
  Speaker C: He's so Cute. How do you yell him like that? He's adorable.
• 20:40
  Speaker A: You're an.
• 20:44
  Speaker C: How do you yell at Bama?
• 20:46
  Speaker A: Oh, no. Bama.
• 20:49
  Speaker B: She screams at Bama.
• 20:50
  Speaker A: Does Rocky take out his red rocket?
• 20:54
  Speaker C: Wait, is he neutered?
• 20:55
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 20:55
  Speaker C: Oh, his red rocket's not out a lot, hon.
• 20:58
  Speaker A: Our dog has a problem.
• 20:59
  Speaker C: He goes in the corner, though, and he does Nicole.
• 21:02
  Speaker B: Excuse me, I'm not a dog person. What is that?
• 21:04
  Speaker A: His peachka deal comes out of his.
• 21:06
  Speaker C: It's like a lips, a red lipstick.
• 21:07
  Speaker A: And it's this big. Nicole, look at me. I'm not kidding. So, yeah, and he does it when people are over and I'm mortified. What do you mean?
• 21:14
  Speaker B: What does he do?
• 21:14
  Speaker C: He licks it, sicko.
• 21:17
  Speaker A: Do you think he has a problem, Bama? No, I'd take her.
• 21:22
  Speaker C: Bam.
• 21:22
  Speaker A: You're. I say Bama.
• 21:23
  Speaker C: You're so disgusting. Put your peach away. He's a pervert.
• 21:27
  Speaker A: No, he's disgusting. And he does it when girls walk in.
• 21:29
  Speaker B: Girls.
• 21:30
  Speaker C: Pretty girls.
• 21:31
  Speaker A: I swear to God. Just let everybody know.
• 21:33
  Speaker C: Oh, well, he didn't do it to me, so I guess I'm not pretty.
• 21:36
  Speaker B: Wait, Nicole and. And Dom's dogs are brothers. Brothers.
• 21:39
  Speaker A: Half brothers. Half brothers.
• 21:41
  Speaker B: Half brothers.
• 21:41
  Speaker C: So they have the same mom or dad?
• 21:43
  Speaker A: Mom.
• 21:43
  Speaker C: Same mom, different dad.
• 21:45
  Speaker A: Yeah. Well, we got Bama because we were going to Nicole and Gianni's and Rocky was running around so freaking cute. We're like, we need to get this dog.
• 21:53
  Speaker C: Oh, you were obsessed.
• 21:54
  Speaker B: She was like, he has a brother.
• 21:56
  Speaker C: She was holding him for two hours.
• 21:57
  Speaker A: No, we didn't know they were brothers. Oh, no, I knew.
• 21:59
  Speaker C: No, you knew. You knew.
• 22:01
  Speaker A: Yeah. So I did it on purpose.
• 22:03
  Speaker C: No, we knew it was the same.
• 22:04
  Speaker A: Now we're related.
• 22:05
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:06
  Speaker B: Actually, can I be related?
• 22:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, sure.
• 22:10
  Speaker C: Well, technically, we're related. Because you're related.
• 22:13
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 22:13
  Speaker B: So.
• 22:13
  Speaker C: Because you guys are related.
• 22:14
  Speaker A: Our husbands, our first cousins.
• 22:16
  Speaker B: Cousins.
• 22:16
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker A: Yeah. So technically, by keep it in the fam.
• 22:19
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker C: I mean, technically, we're not related.
• 22:22
  Speaker A: No, we're not.
• 22:23
  Speaker C: You're not.
• 22:23
  Speaker B: Yeah. Well, it's Italian related. It's Italian cousins.
• 22:27
  Speaker C: Right?
• 22:27
  Speaker B: Everyone's cousins.
• 22:28
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, you know, technically, we're not blood related.
• 22:31
  Speaker C: Right.
• 22:32
  Speaker B: Technically.
• 22:33
  Speaker A: Anywho, back to regular programming.
• 22:37
  Speaker C: Ew. Is this her transition? Take the shot.
• 22:41
  Speaker A: Take a shot.
• 22:42
  Speaker C: Embarrassing.
• 22:43
  Speaker B: Tell me less.
• 22:45
  Speaker C: I helped out. That was the first time I made fun of you.
• 22:47
  Speaker A: I know. I thought it was gonna be the whole.
• 22:50
  Speaker B: What was that?
• 22:50
  Speaker C: I know.
• 22:51
  Speaker B: Thirteen minutes.
• 22:52
  Speaker C: I thought. You're gonna be more dramatic.
• 22:54
  Speaker A: I know. She's. I put it. I. I Took a step down.
• 22:57
  Speaker B: I told her to calm down.
• 22:58
  Speaker A: Yeah, calm down. Wait, what did I say? I go bring your wine to set.
• 23:01
  Speaker C: No, that was set.
• 23:02
  Speaker A: Calm down.
• 23:03
  Speaker C: Yeah, that was a good shot.
• 23:04
  Speaker B: I need one. And does anyone else want to take one with me?
• 23:07
  Speaker C: What was it?
• 23:08
  Speaker A: It's.
• 23:08
  Speaker B: Is it Juicy Tits?
• 23:10
  Speaker C: What's Juicy Tits?
• 23:12
  Speaker A: It's our sponsor.
• 23:13
  Speaker B: We got one sponsor. It's called Juicy Tits.
• 23:15
  Speaker C: You're lying.
• 23:16
  Speaker A: Swear to God. Show her the bottle, hun. Oh, it's really good vodka.
• 23:20
  Speaker B: Would you like to take a shot with me?
• 23:22
  Speaker C: It's straight vodka.
• 23:23
  Speaker A: Can you take a shot?
• 23:24
  Speaker B: Do you want to fulfill my fantasy of taking a shot with me?
• 23:26
  Speaker A: I can't. Are you like, sexually attracted to Nicole?
• 23:30
  Speaker C: What are we doing here?
• 23:31
  Speaker A: I know.
• 23:33
  Speaker C: Lock the doors.
• 23:34
  Speaker A: Lock the doors.
• 23:35
  Speaker B: Nicole. It's not straight.
• 23:38
  Speaker C: Well, she has to take one too, okay?
• 23:40
  Speaker A: No, Nicole, I can't take a shot. You know that, hun. Just one hand, okay? Nicole. I don't take shots.
• 23:45
  Speaker B: Nicole. Here.
• 23:46
  Speaker C: Neither do I. I'll do it for Janelle.
• 23:48
  Speaker B: You're Snooki. You've taken shots.
• 23:50
  Speaker C: Yeah. Not as a mother of three.
• 23:53
  Speaker A: I'm a mother.
• 23:54
  Speaker B: I'm a mother of three.
• 23:55
  Speaker C: I have to go be a mom.
• 23:56
  Speaker A: I know.
• 23:58
  Speaker C: Should we just go out after?
• 23:59
  Speaker A: I know it's right. I have a babysitter.
• 24:01
  Speaker B: That'd be so fun.
• 24:03
  Speaker A: Wait, what's in this? Hon, please relax. Is it tequila or vodka?
• 24:06
  Speaker B: Tequila.
• 24:07
  Speaker A: I can't do vodka. Relax.
• 24:10
  Speaker C: Do it. Do it.
• 24:12
  Speaker A: Fine.
• 24:13
  Speaker B: Cheers to.
• 24:13
  Speaker C: If I'm doing it, you have to do it.
• 24:15
  Speaker A: I don't want to, Tom.
• 24:17
  Speaker C: I'll leave and this will be it.
• 24:18
  Speaker A: Okay, fine.
• 24:19
  Speaker B: Cheers.
• 24:19
  Speaker A: Cheers.
• 24:20
  Speaker C: Cheers. Love you.
• 24:21
  Speaker B: Thanks for coming. Oh, my God.
• 24:22
  Speaker A: I'm gonna die.
• 24:22
  Speaker B: I'm scared. Just write down the pipe.
• 24:27
  Speaker C: Oh, my God.
• 24:28
  Speaker B: It wasn't that bad. Gag.
• 24:32
  Speaker A: What is it, hon?
• 24:33
  Speaker B: Are they amateurs? Amateurs.
• 24:36
  Speaker C: I told you I don't do shots.
• 24:37
  Speaker A: I took one little sip.
• 24:39
  Speaker B: I'm crying here. I'll. Did you finish it? No.
• 24:42
  Speaker C: Wait. What is that? You said it was mixed. You do one. Yeah. You take tough guy literally.
• 24:50
  Speaker A: Take it.
• 24:51
  Speaker B: Ladies and gents.
• 24:52
  Speaker C: Oh, I'm gonna black out now. No, literally. Good.
• 24:54
  Speaker A: We're gonna be honest and it's gonna.
• 24:55
  Speaker B: Be 6:00pm Nicole, I have games. We're playing vent or vodka.
• 25:00
  Speaker A: No, wait.
• 25:01
  Speaker C: My lips are.
• 25:03
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, the drama.
• 25:04
  Speaker A: What?
• 25:05
  Speaker C: My lips.
• 25:05
  Speaker B: Her lips are tingling.
• 25:06
  Speaker A: No, I can't do this.
• 25:08
  Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 25:09
  Speaker C: Okay, let's see you do it.
• 25:10
  Speaker A: I know.
• 25:12
  Speaker B: Who didn't finish their shot.
• 25:14
  Speaker A: Me. No, I want to ask for Some questions. Because I'm genuinely curious.
• 25:19
  Speaker B: We're asking. We gotta ask.
• 25:21
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 25:21
  Speaker C: So.
• 25:21
  Speaker B: All right. No, I have a serious question.
• 25:23
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 25:23
  Speaker B: This is very serious.
• 25:25
  Speaker A: Oh, I can see how you guys did.
• 25:27
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's pretty bad, but, yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker C: Woof.
• 25:28
  Speaker A: What the.
• 25:29
  Speaker B: Make it better next time.
• 25:30
  Speaker C: Did you take a sip?
• 25:31
  Speaker B: You guys, he's gonna do better. He's gonna do better.
• 25:33
  Speaker A: I'm wasted.
• 25:34
  Speaker B: Don't let that.
• 25:34
  Speaker C: No.
• 25:35
  Speaker B: I feel you.
• 25:36
  Speaker C: Loopy.
• 25:36
  Speaker A: No Loopy.
• 25:37
  Speaker B: The only person I've ever also sprinkled a little zanny in there.
• 25:41
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 25:42
  Speaker C: Up.
• 25:43
  Speaker A: Did you. It's not funny. I don't trust someone.
• 25:45
  Speaker C: Call Janice.
• 25:46
  Speaker A: No, I'm calling Aunt Jan right now. Call Janice. I'm scared.
• 25:49
  Speaker B: Nicole. Real talk should. I'm a mom of three. Should I get a minivan?
• 25:55
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker A: She loves her mini.
• 25:56
  Speaker B: I know. Would you still have it? It. I thought you got a new car. She got rid of it.
• 26:00
  Speaker A: I knew that.
• 26:01
  Speaker C: I got a new car.
• 26:02
  Speaker B: It's not a minivan.
• 26:04
  Speaker C: So I had a Chrysler minivan, but.
• 26:07
  Speaker B: You got it, like, blacked out. Cooled out, like, it was.
• 26:09
  Speaker C: So I called it my mommobile. Yeah, it was like a Batmobile. Totally black. I got black rims.
• 26:14
  Speaker B: Yeah. Cool. Like, that's cool.
• 26:16
  Speaker A: You had it when I worked for you. Which we forgot to mention. I was her manager at the store.
• 26:19
  Speaker C: Oh.
• 26:20
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 26:20
  Speaker C: Dom worked for me.
• 26:21
  Speaker A: You also got me and her other manager almost fiscal fault.
• 26:25
  Speaker C: You know, work drama happens.
• 26:27
  Speaker A: It does. But honestly, I have to say, her manager is a really good manager. So she deserves.
• 26:31
  Speaker B: She's still there. Yeah.
• 26:32
  Speaker C: No. Yeah. Gina kills it. She runs my own.
• 26:34
  Speaker A: She's good.
• 26:35
  Speaker B: That's great.
• 26:35
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker B: But I did her out well.
• 26:37
  Speaker C: They were both very strong personalities, and I knew they were gonna clash or something.
• 26:41
  Speaker A: And I'm like family with her, so I'm like, nicole, what the.
• 26:44
  Speaker B: Did you, like, get, like, defensive, and you were like.
• 26:46
  Speaker A: No, I was. It was over a boy.
• 26:48
  Speaker C: I wasn't there.
• 26:49
  Speaker A: You know who it was over? Remember in Atlantic City?
• 26:54
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 26:55
  Speaker B: Did the boy pick the girl, Gina, and not you?
• 26:58
  Speaker A: No, he picked me and not her. And that's why it was like. And I was like, I don't want him. You take him.
• 27:03
  Speaker C: It was just, like, silly drunk.
• 27:04
  Speaker A: It was stupid. It was crazy. But it was totally fine. And.
• 27:07
  Speaker B: But moving on, moving on.
• 27:09
  Speaker A: No big deal.
• 27:11
  Speaker C: She's like, I still love you.
• 27:12
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker C: I still love you.
• 27:14
  Speaker A: We fall. Nicole. She's not nice to me. It was fine.
• 27:18
  Speaker C: Drama.
• 27:19
  Speaker A: So, so drama. But it was good. But anyway, ask your serious question. You want a minivan so get a minivan.
• 27:24
  Speaker B: No, I was just asking if I know minivans.
• 27:25
  Speaker C: Yeah. So I would get the Chrysler. No. So I ended up. It was so spontaneous. It. I think it was, like, four weeks ago. No, three weeks ago. It was recently. Yeah. And I was just like. I was bored, and I was like, you know what? I like to do spontaneous things.
• 27:40
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 27:40
  Speaker C: Spontaneous. Spontaneously.
• 27:42
  Speaker A: Can't speak.
• 27:43
  Speaker C: Hello. I don't do shots. I don't do shots. Spontaneous things.
• 27:50
  Speaker B: My goal is to get you drunk.
• 27:51
  Speaker C: Well, it's happening. Spontaneous things. Like, okay, I'll wake up and I'm gonna get my boobs done next week. That's exactly what happened. Spontaneous things. I'm getting, like, tattoos everywhere. Whatever.
• 28:00
  Speaker A: Have you gotten a recent tattoo?
• 28:02
  Speaker C: I want to get a tattoo on my leg, but Chioni doesn't want me to.
• 28:05
  Speaker A: Yeah, I could see him saying that.
• 28:06
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:06
  Speaker B: He's like, wait, do you have tattoos?
• 28:08
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:09
  Speaker B: Where?
• 28:09
  Speaker C: Everywhere. Literally all over my arms.
• 28:12
  Speaker B: Oh, cool. Are they older? Like, have you gotten them in the past, or did you get any new ones?
• 28:16
  Speaker C: No, my last tattoo.
• 28:17
  Speaker B: Do you have kid tattoos or.
• 28:18
  Speaker C: No. Yeah, I think this was the last one. Lorenzo, Giovanna and Angelo.
• 28:22
  Speaker B: Oh, I love that.
• 28:23
  Speaker C: And when I said N. Angelo, that's when I knew, okay, we're not gonna have any more. Then if I do, I'll be like.
• 28:28
  Speaker B: And, oh, my God, that's like, my necklace. I can't fit any more kids on it.
• 28:32
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 28:32
  Speaker C: So I did that tattoo knowing I'm not gonna have any more kids.
• 28:34
  Speaker B: Wow. But you might tonight.
• 28:36
  Speaker C: Well, then I'll just add and.
• 28:38
  Speaker B: And, and, And, And.
• 28:40
  Speaker C: Just kidding.
• 28:42
  Speaker A: It's actually so funny.
• 28:44
  Speaker B: It's actually on point.
• 28:45
  Speaker A: Yeah, you should do that.
• 28:46
  Speaker C: Yeah. So, yeah, I. I wanted to get rid of the minivan, and I wanted to go, oh, this is why. Because I thought we were going. Going to war and.
• 28:55
  Speaker A: Wait, what?
• 28:56
  Speaker C: I thought we were going to war and the guy. Oh, my God. Wait, wait. Do you need water?
• 29:02
  Speaker B: No.
• 29:02
  Speaker A: Okay.
• 29:03
  Speaker C: What is in that shot?
• 29:05
  Speaker A: Holy.
• 29:06
  Speaker B: I told you I roofied it.
• 29:07
  Speaker A: He's, like, laughing. My husband.
• 29:08
  Speaker C: What is in that shot?
• 29:09
  Speaker A: I know, I'm sweating.
• 29:13
  Speaker C: What did you give us?
• 29:14
  Speaker A: I can't with that.
• 29:16
  Speaker C: I don't drink like that anymore.
• 29:17
  Speaker A: No, same.
• 29:18
  Speaker C: Oh, my God, I'm crying. I thought we're going to war, and the gas prices were going up, so I said, I want to try an electric car. Oh. So I went to Cadillac and I got the new electric iq.
• 29:29
  Speaker A: Oh, did you?
• 29:30
  Speaker C: It's bomb.
• 29:31
  Speaker B: Oh, so do you have to.
• 29:32
  Speaker C: It's in the shop right now because the battery broke, but.
• 29:34
  Speaker A: Battery broken.
• 29:35
  Speaker C: I. I love it.
• 29:37
  Speaker B: So it's fully electric or half?
• 29:38
  Speaker C: Fully electric.
• 29:39
  Speaker A: So you can charge it. You have a charger at the house? We have a charger here, yeah, because he's electric.
• 29:44
  Speaker C: Well, I have a rental right now, but because the battery broke.
• 29:48
  Speaker A: Okay, so how many, how many rows is it?
• 29:50
  Speaker C: Three.
• 29:51
  Speaker B: It's got.
• 29:51
  Speaker C: It's bigger than my van.
• 29:53
  Speaker A: No, he's not in the car seat still.
• 29:56
  Speaker C: Well, he's in like the bigger car because he's so small.
• 29:59
  Speaker A: He's in a booster seat.
• 30:00
  Speaker C: He's. He's like the size of your kid.
• 30:02
  Speaker B: He's small.
• 30:02
  Speaker A: No, he's not.
• 30:03
  Speaker B: Is he five or six? How old are you? Younger.
• 30:05
  Speaker C: £30.
• 30:07
  Speaker B: Oh, my God, he's small. My two year old's £34.
• 30:10
  Speaker C: No, you see, me and Gianni, we have tiny children.
• 30:13
  Speaker A: I gotta say, Sissy and Lorenzo are pretty tall for the height of you guys. I think Lorenzo maybe, not Sissy.
• 30:19
  Speaker C: I would say definitely your daughter is like a star.
• 30:23
  Speaker A: No, I can't get over it.
• 30:24
  Speaker C: Oh, she is an athlete. Like, she has her double full.
• 30:27
  Speaker A: No, I can't. I die. Like, do you understand, like at that age, what that is? To have a double fall?
• 30:34
  Speaker C: No, I know. Imagine you have a girl and at 10 years old, she's so advanced in dance that she's like ready to go.
• 30:41
  Speaker A: That's what I'm saying.
• 30:42
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 30:42
  Speaker A: Do you die?
• 30:44
  Speaker C: I'm like living.
• 30:45
  Speaker A: The people that the cheer squad, are they like. Because it's. You're still with. What's the cheer?
• 30:50
  Speaker C: Cj.
• 30:50
  Speaker A: Cj, they're awesome.
• 30:53
  Speaker C: Awesome.
• 30:53
  Speaker A: Yeah, they really are. I've always watched them wait, but she's.
• 30:56
  Speaker B: More cheer than dance or.
• 30:57
  Speaker C: She's all cheer.
• 30:58
  Speaker B: Oh, she's all cheerful.
• 30:58
  Speaker A: I tried.
• 30:59
  Speaker C: I tried her in dance and she. She feeling it. I was like, oh, thank God. Let's go to cheer.
• 31:03
  Speaker A: When you're.
• 31:04
  Speaker B: Is there a difference between a dance mom and a cheer mom?
• 31:07
  Speaker C: Yes, yes, yes.
• 31:08
  Speaker B: Also, I have a lot of questions as you as a mom with your kids and in the public, I need to ask you.
• 31:13
  Speaker A: Yeah, we can turn.
• 31:14
  Speaker C: We could turn.
• 31:14
  Speaker B: Can we turn?
• 31:15
  Speaker C: Yeah, we can turn.
• 31:15
  Speaker B: It's about her.
• 31:16
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 31:18
  Speaker B: So I'm just trying to like, picture a pickup line. Like you're dropping your kids off, picking them up, like, what are the moms like to you? Are they. Are they like fangirling or are they just cool, calm, collected, or some mix?
• 31:30
  Speaker A: You definitely don't associate in the beginning.
• 31:32
  Speaker C: Yeah, I was definitely Closed off. So thank God.
• 31:35
  Speaker A: I mean, who would it be? I'd be like.
• 31:36
  Speaker B: It would be so annoying if people came up to you and was like, oh, my God, Snooki. Like, that would be. I would, like, never.
• 31:41
  Speaker C: In the beginning, I feel like it was like, that a little shot.
• 31:43
  Speaker A: Anybody did that in the town you live in?
• 31:45
  Speaker C: I feel like they did in the town.
• 31:47
  Speaker A: Yeah. Like, pick up line. Like, when you pick up some of.
• 31:49
  Speaker C: The moms, they didn't say Snooki, but I could tell they were like.
• 31:52
  Speaker B: I mean, they were obviously. Look, because of who I was. Right.
• 31:55
  Speaker C: But they weren't like, uncomfortable about it. Okay, that's good. Because they realized, like, I'm just. I'm a mom just like you. I'm coming to pick up and my. I look like Adam Sandler. No, literally, like, I look disgusting. But yeah.
• 32:07
  Speaker B: Like, nobody.
• 32:08
  Speaker C: Yeah. At the cheer program. I've been there. This is my seventh year there.
• 32:12
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:12
  Speaker C: Like, she started when she was four.
• 32:14
  Speaker B: Yeah. Wow.
• 32:15
  Speaker A: You've been there for a while.
• 32:16
  Speaker C: Five, six, seven, eight. Yeah. This is gonna be my. Yeah. Seventh year.
• 32:21
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:22
  Speaker C: So no. Yeah. They never, like, called me Snooki or anything. They didn't make me feel uncomfortable. But I had my neighbor Tracy.
• 32:30
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 32:31
  Speaker C: We joined together.
• 32:32
  Speaker A: Neighbor.
• 32:32
  Speaker C: Yeah. And that's why you're so close.
• 32:34
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker A: I didn't know you were close with her. Because she's your neighbor.
• 32:36
  Speaker C: She's right down the road. Yeah, she's right down the road. So she's here.
• 32:39
  Speaker B: She's on Housewives sometimes. Right.
• 32:41
  Speaker C: She did one season, and she asked me.
• 32:43
  Speaker A: She was like, should I do it Housewives?
• 32:46
  Speaker C: I don't want to. And also, Andy doesn't want me, so it's like a mutual thing.
• 32:51
  Speaker A: Doesn't like you.
• 32:52
  Speaker C: No, we like each other.
• 32:53
  Speaker A: He doesn't want you.
• 32:55
  Speaker C: No, because I'm Jersey Shore beef with him. Oh, okay. What happened?
• 33:00
  Speaker B: No, just because she said that.
• 33:01
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 33:02
  Speaker A: Because I actually said I don't want you.
• 33:04
  Speaker C: No, it was more of just, like, you are Jersey Shore brand. Okay.
• 33:07
  Speaker A: Fair. Fair.
• 33:08
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 33:09
  Speaker B: I think.
• 33:09
  Speaker A: I think he's an awesome. What is he, like a host? What do you call him?
• 33:13
  Speaker B: Wait, have you ever been on, like, anything? Broad Producer.
• 33:16
  Speaker C: A really good producer.
• 33:17
  Speaker A: I think he has the eye, like, he knows what he's doing, so that kind of makes sense, though.
• 33:21
  Speaker C: That's, like, the most annoying.
• 33:22
  Speaker A: I don't want you. But he said because.
• 33:24
  Speaker B: But you wouldn't want to be a housewife life. No, it's so.
• 33:27
  Speaker C: No, I just think would never. No, I just feel like they they do each other dirty.
• 33:32
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 33:32
  Speaker C: And they're not there for each other. And they. They try and dig up and they. They try and bring each other down. That's not how I am as a person. No, you aren't.
• 33:40
  Speaker B: That's why I was a person.
• 33:41
  Speaker C: I actually am a good person.
• 33:42
  Speaker A: Wait, we just saw your line just dropped, which is so.
• 33:45
  Speaker B: Wait, can you say it? Say it again.
• 33:46
  Speaker C: What are you?
• 33:47
  Speaker B: You're a what?
• 33:47
  Speaker C: I'm a good person.
• 33:49
  Speaker A: You really are.
• 33:51
  Speaker C: Yeah. I met the cop.
• 33:51
  Speaker B: You are.
• 33:52
  Speaker A: I know. I saw.
• 33:53
  Speaker B: That was.
• 33:53
  Speaker A: Why did it take you so long to drop that?
• 33:55
  Speaker B: That.
• 33:57
  Speaker C: So I had it. But I wanted to do a different. A different, like just look.
• 34:02
  Speaker A: I love that you did that. Did you plan to meet him? You just happened to meet him?
• 34:06
  Speaker C: No. So I hired.
• 34:08
  Speaker A: He looks exactly the same.
• 34:09
  Speaker B: He's kind of hot.
• 34:10
  Speaker C: Oh, yeah, he looks the same.
• 34:11
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 34:12
  Speaker C: He's married, he has two kids.
• 34:14
  Speaker B: And when I saw it, were you in his car? Because I was like, there's baby car seats.
• 34:18
  Speaker C: That was in the employees car.
• 34:19
  Speaker B: Okay. I was like, wait, that was my.
• 34:22
  Speaker C: Manager'S car in Seaside. But yeah, he's such a stalker. When he arrested me, he was only 21.
• 34:28
  Speaker B: I saw that.
• 34:29
  Speaker C: And I was. I think I was 22 when I saw I was older than him. Wait, was he.
• 34:33
  Speaker B: He wasn't a rent a cop. He was a real cop?
• 34:34
  Speaker C: No, he was a cop in Seaside.
• 34:36
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 34:36
  Speaker C: But he was working for the production crew at that point. Like, not the actual town. Yeah, but then they were like, listen.
• 34:42
  Speaker B: Like, he like seemed like he had to do it. He was like, well, yeah, out of hand.
• 34:46
  Speaker C: Because everyone was like, if this was anyone else, you would arrest them.
• 34:49
  Speaker A: Yeah, right.
• 34:49
  Speaker C: And then once he grabbed my arm and I said, get the off.
• 34:52
  Speaker A: That's when he was like, yeah, aggressive.
• 34:54
  Speaker B: Do you remember that day?
• 34:56
  Speaker C: No, of course not.
• 34:59
  Speaker A: I don't believe people.
• 35:00
  Speaker B: She told me today, she goes, I don't really believe when people say they blacked out. Can we tell her?
• 35:05
  Speaker C: I black out all the time.
• 35:06
  Speaker A: I don't believe when people wake up and like, I blacked out. You definitely weren't even like a human being.
• 35:11
  Speaker B: Dumb. That's the thing. Remember a thing?
• 35:14
  Speaker C: You never blacked out in your life?
• 35:15
  Speaker B: No, she hasn't.
• 35:16
  Speaker A: She times I've blacked out, I was like. Like projectile vomiting, like.
• 35:20
  Speaker B: Yeah, but you could still be blacked out.
• 35:21
  Speaker A: But I. I don't remember that because I was like projectile. But like, I'm saying, like when. When girls come, like wake up the next morning after, like, A night out. They're like, oh, my God, I remember nothing. Like, no, you didn't. You didn't black out.
• 35:31
  Speaker B: No. Yes, they did.
• 35:32
  Speaker A: No, they didn't. I don't believe that. What do you mean you're blacked out? When you're like that, that's blackout.
• 35:37
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 35:37
  Speaker C: But, yes, I think it hits everyone.
• 35:40
  Speaker A: Yeah, that's what I said in the car.
• 35:41
  Speaker C: And I feel like some people definitely don't black out. I don't know. What?
• 35:45
  Speaker B: Yeah, I have girlfriends that, like, can't black.
• 35:48
  Speaker C: That's like me. Yeah.
• 35:49
  Speaker A: I feel like I can't black.
• 35:50
  Speaker C: No, I can black out. Like, I can leave here today and black out.
• 35:53
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 35:53
  Speaker C: And then I'll be like, dumb. What happened?
• 35:56
  Speaker B: All right, can we.
• 35:56
  Speaker C: And that's legitimate. Like, I don't know what happened.
• 35:59
  Speaker B: I have no idea what happened.
• 35:59
  Speaker C: And that's what I'm saying.
• 36:00
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker C: Because I'm like, did I kill? Like, I know. How did I get home? What is happening? And then that's why my husband freaks.
• 36:07
  Speaker A: Out, because he's like, were you with someone?
• 36:10
  Speaker C: I'm like, even if I'm so blacked out, I will never be with someone else.
• 36:15
  Speaker B: Right.
• 36:15
  Speaker C: I would never. Even my blackout version would never do that.
• 36:17
  Speaker A: No. Never. You're not. That's not even what you're doing.
• 36:19
  Speaker B: No.
• 36:19
  Speaker A: I would just like to have fun.
• 36:20
  Speaker C: I'd be homeless, on the street somewhere, literally. But, yes, I do. It happens. We call her Dren. Yes.
• 36:26
  Speaker B: Oh, you have an alter ego.
• 36:29
  Speaker C: She's called Dren.
• 36:30
  Speaker A: So you're telling me you and Janelle blacked out?
• 36:32
  Speaker B: I want to meet Trent that night.
• 36:33
  Speaker C: Oh, Janelle blacked out.
• 36:35
  Speaker A: I know. She doesn't even drink. She's like, I'm blacked out right now.
• 36:37
  Speaker B: This is your sister in law?
• 36:38
  Speaker A: Yeah. You know, she's. She's my best friend. Her daughter was in my wedding. You know who she is?
• 36:43
  Speaker C: Well, for her 40th birthday.
• 36:45
  Speaker B: I love her.
• 36:46
  Speaker C: We did the 40th birthday party here. It was a surprise party.
• 36:49
  Speaker B: Her daughter was the flower girl.
• 36:50
  Speaker C: I already got Janelle drunk on the boat. She walks in, and right away she's taking shots with everyone. And I'm like, janelle, you're already drunk. Like, whatever. Remember she was throwing up. She blacked out.
• 37:00
  Speaker A: Yeah. That blackout.
• 37:02
  Speaker B: Oh, now there's black.
• 37:03
  Speaker A: We put her to bed at her own 40th birthday party. So tell them.
• 37:06
  Speaker C: We left her here. We're like, bye, bye.
• 37:08
  Speaker A: Yeah, you did. And she slept here.
• 37:10
  Speaker C: Here.
• 37:10
  Speaker A: That is hilarious. No, it was so much fun. But, yeah, that was a blackout to me. But back to your line.
• 37:15
  Speaker C: But I don't throw up. I'm just messy.
• 37:18
  Speaker A: And I'd be so sick that you.
• 37:20
  Speaker B: Have a very strong stomach.
• 37:22
  Speaker A: Yeah, yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker C: The only time I black out is, like, tequila or brown liquor. I can't do any brown liquor.
• 37:28
  Speaker B: Okay, what is the one drink that you absolutely can't even smell anymore? Like, if you. If somebody put it in the room, you would just die.
• 37:37
  Speaker C: Southern Comfort. Oh, what is it? Southern Comfort.
• 37:40
  Speaker A: What's that?
• 37:40
  Speaker C: I used to drink that religiously on the show.
• 37:42
  Speaker A: What is something.
• 37:43
  Speaker C: That was. That was my drink. The first season. Season one and season two, that was my drink. Southern Comfort and Diet Coke.
• 37:50
  Speaker A: What is dark comfort?
• 37:51
  Speaker C: It's just a dark liquor. Dark. Yeah. What is it? It's not. Is it rum?
• 37:57
  Speaker B: It's whiskey.
• 37:58
  Speaker A: You were drinking whiskey?
• 38:00
  Speaker C: I don't know. I liked it, and I sleep with it. Oh, I thought that was Rocky. I'm like, rocky.
• 38:04
  Speaker A: Come on.
• 38:05
  Speaker C: See Aunt Nicole.
• 38:08
  Speaker B: All right, so Southern Comfort. Do not give Nicole.
• 38:11
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 38:11
  Speaker A: Oh, my God. I've never even heard of that in my entire life. Okay, speaking of vodka, let's play a mini game.
• 38:15
  Speaker B: Okay?
• 38:16
  Speaker A: We're gonna call it, like, vent or Vodka.
• 38:18
  Speaker B: Let's do it.
• 38:19
  Speaker A: Yeah. Okay. Come sit. Go ahead. Bam.
• 38:22
  Speaker B: Okay, I'll start.
• 38:24
  Speaker A: So what he does.
• 38:25
  Speaker B: I'm gonna ask you brutally honest mom questions. You have to.
• 38:29
  Speaker C: Oh, my God, you're so heavy.
• 38:31
  Speaker B: Are you calling?
• 38:32
  Speaker A: He loves that.
• 38:32
  Speaker C: What are they feeding you?
• 38:35
  Speaker B: Everything Gio throws on the floor.
• 38:37
  Speaker A: Yeah, literally. I told you that. He's disgusting. He's. Everything's a chubby. Wait, he's obsessed with you?
• 38:41
  Speaker B: Well, it's his stepmom.
• 38:45
  Speaker A: Okay, so we're playing a mini game. It's called Vent or Vodka. I'm going to sleep with Bama's red rockets coming out. Nicole has to.
• 38:52
  Speaker B: Oh, my God. If it comes out right now while you're rubbing. I know.
• 38:55
  Speaker C: His mother.
• 38:57
  Speaker A: Comfy.
• 38:57
  Speaker B: Don't you know? Step mommy porn.
• 38:59
  Speaker C: Ew.
• 38:59
  Speaker A: Was.
• 39:00
  Speaker C: You're a freak. You are. She's a freak.
• 39:02
  Speaker A: Freak. This episode.
• 39:03
  Speaker C: You're a freak.
• 39:03
  Speaker A: You're being a freak. Freak.
• 39:05
  Speaker C: F, R E, A K. Good for your husband.
• 39:07
  Speaker A: No. Yes. He loves that. So wait, Nicole has to answer, like, brutally honestly mom questions. Mom question.
• 39:14
  Speaker B: Or you can.
• 39:14
  Speaker A: Or you could drink if you don't.
• 39:16
  Speaker C: Want to answer everything.
• 39:18
  Speaker A: What's the worst lie you've ever told your kid? And did it work?
• 39:22
  Speaker B: I lie to my kids all the time.
• 39:24
  Speaker A: Oh, yeah, Let her answer.
• 39:25
  Speaker B: Sorry.
• 39:25
  Speaker C: Was it, like, a normal thing? Like okay, we'll see. Well, like, if we're going somewhere, like, okay, honey, we'll see. And then we don't go. And then. Did you fart? He's harder. He did. Smells a little bit. I think she's saying, like, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see, honey.
• 39:41
  Speaker A: And that's your biggest lie you've ever told your kids?
• 39:43
  Speaker C: I think so.
• 39:44
  Speaker A: Like, as a mom, she's so. I told her. She's such a good.
• 39:47
  Speaker B: What about. Yeah, I'm. I. I see it.
• 39:49
  Speaker C: Yeah. Like, what. What would you lie about Out.
• 39:51
  Speaker B: I mean, like, the park's closed. Everything's closed.
• 39:54
  Speaker C: I don't bring my kids to the park.
• 39:56
  Speaker A: Imagine a cold apartment or three kids.
• 39:57
  Speaker C: No, like, you want to go to the park? Go. Go yourself.
• 40:00
  Speaker A: We have to ask this question because we forgot we've been wondering it, and I personally want it. So when you call to make a reservation, when you go out to eat, which you really don't go out to.
• 40:07
  Speaker B: Eat, do you say, snooki, party of.
• 40:09
  Speaker C: Five, or only in Disney do you say Snooki? I pull the cards so we can. Sometimes they're like, we don't give a. It's Disney. Whatever. But sometimes it does work.
• 40:20
  Speaker B: I mean, I would, like, front of the line. I would pull.
• 40:22
  Speaker C: No, they're just like, you can come.
• 40:24
  Speaker B: At, like, you could have the best round.
• 40:26
  Speaker C: Three hours, and we'll try and get the. The. The. The table.
• 40:30
  Speaker A: Do you cut the line at Disney? Do people recognize you at Disney?
• 40:34
  Speaker B: Yes, everyone recognizes her everywhere. She's spooky.
• 40:37
  Speaker A: You were, like, so mega, and sometimes I forget.
• 40:40
  Speaker B: And you're so chill.
• 40:42
  Speaker C: Please tell me more.
• 40:43
  Speaker A: No, it's not even funny.
• 40:44
  Speaker B: Like, I mean, while she's raping your.
• 40:46
  Speaker A: Dog, I'm not even touching his beach.
• 40:48
  Speaker C: I'm scratching his stomach. Creep.
• 40:50
  Speaker A: You're being a freak. Wait, so I forget.
• 40:55
  Speaker B: You forget what?
• 40:56
  Speaker A: How mega you are?
• 40:57
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 40:57
  Speaker C: I mean, you are literally not that drama anymore.
• 41:01
  Speaker B: But no, it's.
• 41:02
  Speaker C: No, I'm, like, old, though. I'm like an old reality star.
• 41:05
  Speaker B: No, you're not, because you're still very relevant.
• 41:07
  Speaker A: Yes.
• 41:08
  Speaker B: In my world.
• 41:09
  Speaker C: Thanks, guys. World only. I'll come here more often.
• 41:12
  Speaker A: I can't. Okay, next. What's one parenting opinion you have that would get you dragged out, out of a line? I'm sorry. Trap.
• 41:21
  Speaker C: Who? What? Excuse me. Oh, my God.
• 41:27
  Speaker B: Cut that out.
• 41:28
  Speaker A: I'm getting outlined. Okay, wait. No, stop. What's one parenting opinion you.
• 41:35
  Speaker B: What was that question?
• 41:36
  Speaker A: Stop. Stop. Over. What's one parenting opinion you have that would get you dragged online. What's your most controversy that, like, people don't agree with and you don't give a.
• 41:49
  Speaker C: You should have sent me these prior so I can. I know we.
• 41:52
  Speaker B: I was wondering if you wanted to know them, but.
• 41:54
  Speaker C: Yes.
• 41:55
  Speaker B: First of all, I have to know, are you a type A mom or type B mom or person? Like, are you like, very, like, regimented or you just kind of like.
• 42:03
  Speaker C: No, go with the flower.
• 42:04
  Speaker B: Like, do you have french fries on your floor of your car or not?
• 42:07
  Speaker A: Definitely.
• 42:07
  Speaker B: Well, you have a new car.
• 42:08
  Speaker C: Definitely the van, not the new one.
• 42:10
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 42:10
  Speaker C: But yes. No, wait. What's type A and what's type B?
• 42:13
  Speaker B: Type A is like, you have a schedule. You're very. No, rigid.
• 42:17
  Speaker A: Type B is like, I don't give a fries schedule.
• 42:19
  Speaker B: Sleep at 10pm Your kids might have. Might not have shoes on. Like, it's like very like, B100.
• 42:24
  Speaker A: Yeah. And you're fine with it?
• 42:26
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 42:26
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker A: She's definitely type A too.
• 42:28
  Speaker C: I'm typing.
• 42:28
  Speaker B: I'm type B. She's type A, C. I was type.
• 42:31
  Speaker C: A with Lorenzo in the beginning.
• 42:33
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 42:34
  Speaker C: And then I had Giovanna and Angelo. And I'm like.
• 42:36
  Speaker B: I think it's like a third kid thing. It's like you don't give a flying because you can't control everything over it.
• 42:41
  Speaker C: And everyone's pissing you off. It's just like. Like, I was very type A. You have to survive for Lorenzo. Like, reading at night. We're doing all the things. We have a schedule. You're eating at this time? Yeah.
• 42:50
  Speaker A: You did nap time and bottles and.
• 42:52
  Speaker C: Like, I was you. I was you trying to, like, do healthy and everything. And then second kid was going down. And then third, I'm like this gas station milk.
• 43:00
  Speaker A: So tell.
• 43:01
  Speaker C: Literally lick the floor. That's. That's your food. Literally.
• 43:04
  Speaker A: So Lorenzo was like, certain formulas, certain bedtime.
• 43:09
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker A: And then you got to. And you were like, okay, we'll do half whatever. Can't make the nap time today. It's fine. And then Angelo got nothing.
• 43:16
  Speaker B: I feel like.
• 43:17
  Speaker C: And that's why Angela's psychotic now.
• 43:19
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 43:19
  Speaker A: You think that's why?
• 43:21
  Speaker C: Probably.
• 43:22
  Speaker A: Well, he's like a mommy's boy.
• 43:24
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 43:24
  Speaker A: Like, Lorenzo's like, the coolest.
• 43:25
  Speaker B: Like, him snuggling you was the cutest thing.
• 43:28
  Speaker C: I love him.
• 43:29
  Speaker A: You baby rock.
• 43:30
  Speaker B: That was my babies, Angela. That was my next question. Who was your favorite kid right now, this week, today?
• 43:37
  Speaker C: Angela is always my favorite.
• 43:39
  Speaker A: Yeah, you said that, though.
• 43:41
  Speaker C: Only because he's my baby. But Giovanna Is my favorite in. She's my best friend. Yeah, we have a lot in common. She's my only girl, so she's my best friend. She's my best friend.
• 43:52
  Speaker A: Together, though. She like. She absolutely.
• 43:55
  Speaker C: She.
• 43:55
  Speaker A: She's in that age where she's gonna give you attitude. She absolutely loves that. You take her to the mall, you take her to Starbucks, you take her to cheer. Like, she's.
• 44:00
  Speaker B: That.
• 44:01
  Speaker C: She's my best friend. We do everything together.
• 44:02
  Speaker A: I love that.
• 44:03
  Speaker C: And then Lorenzo's my best friend, and.
• 44:05
  Speaker A: He'S a mama's boyfriend.
• 44:07
  Speaker C: No, he's a secretly a mom's.
• 44:10
  Speaker A: He's too cool.
• 44:10
  Speaker C: He's too cool. Now he's like, mom, get off. I know he loves me, but it's really hard to see if he loves me. So I'm always asking, like, do you like me? I'm like, do you love me?
• 44:20
  Speaker A: And he's like, ma, stop.
• 44:21
  Speaker B: I need the reassurance.
• 44:23
  Speaker C: He's my favorite in a sense of.
• 44:25
  Speaker B: Like, he was your first.
• 44:26
  Speaker C: He's my first, and I will die for him. And I'll kill anyone that. With him.
• 44:30
  Speaker B: He's also so cute.
• 44:32
  Speaker A: No, he is the.
• 44:33
  Speaker B: He's gonna be a lady killer.
• 44:34
  Speaker A: That.
• 44:35
  Speaker C: Oh, he's so handsome.
• 44:36
  Speaker B: Wait, how do you feel about him? Like, out in the world, like, dating. He's so.
• 44:39
  Speaker C: The first time he had a girlfriend, I think it was lush.
• 44:44
  Speaker B: Wait, we're not throwing iPads. Okay.
• 44:47
  Speaker C: Are you mad that he had a girlfriend? Same, Same.
• 44:49
  Speaker A: What do you mean, he had a girlfriend?
• 44:50
  Speaker C: That's exactly my reaction.
• 44:53
  Speaker A: How did that just happen?
• 44:55
  Speaker C: You were thinking about your son having a girlfriend literally across the room.
• 44:59
  Speaker B: Time out. He's 12 going on 13. I started dating my husband then.
• 45:03
  Speaker C: Oh, well, the first time he told me that he had a girlfriend, I started hysterically crying. It was last year. It was like a.
• 45:11
  Speaker B: It's like a 12.
• 45:12
  Speaker C: It's a middle school stupid thing. He was like. He was like, mom, I have a girlfriend. And I started hysterically crying.
• 45:17
  Speaker A: Wait, he has Snapchat, by the way. I've seen it. He does.
• 45:20
  Speaker C: I know. What. What is he doing?
• 45:23
  Speaker A: Snapchatting, like, with his cousin.
• 45:25
  Speaker B: Timeout. What do you let your kids do? Like, what kind of mom are you? Strict, wise?
• 45:31
  Speaker C: Social media. Just because they're my kids. Yeah, and, like, also, I'm a mom. Like, nothing. Like, you're private. Just have your friends account. Okay, My daughter, like, I run my daughter's chair account.
• 45:40
  Speaker B: Does your daughter have a phone? An iPhone? Like, do they have iPhones? Yes, but your older kids have iPhones or all of them. Your father, your six year old, he.
• 45:50
  Speaker C: Does not have an iPhone. He has an iPad. Okay, but nowadays, like they're demanding that they need a phone, which is wild. I didn't get a fucking cell phone till I was 18.
• 45:59
  Speaker B: Oh wow.
• 45:59
  Speaker C: 18 years old.
• 46:00
  Speaker B: I got one at 10.
• 46:01
  Speaker A: 13. No, I was 10.
• 46:03
  Speaker C: I was 18 because I was at.
• 46:04
  Speaker A: Dance though my mom had picked me up from dance. I would have to call her.
• 46:07
  Speaker C: Yeah, no, I use all my friends phones until my parents. My parents are very short.
• 46:10
  Speaker A: Wait, so do you manage their accounts like Instagram and Do they even have Instagram?
• 46:15
  Speaker B: She said they don't.
• 46:16
  Speaker C: Everything's private.
• 46:17
  Speaker A: Yeah, I missed that. I was looking at something.
• 46:19
  Speaker B: I wasn't making attention to you.
• 46:20
  Speaker C: Wait, terrible host.
• 46:22
  Speaker A: Terrible host. So wait, do you. Can you see their Snapchats or anything like that?
• 46:26
  Speaker B: No, she's not like.
• 46:27
  Speaker C: No. So I.
• 46:28
  Speaker B: Sorry. Oh my God. I don't have this on. Do not disturb. It's Joe, it's Joey.
• 46:32
  Speaker C: I don't have Snapchat, but I do look on their phones when they're sleeping.
• 46:35
  Speaker A: You do? Oh, you do. I feel like Janelle says that too with Jules though.
• 46:39
  Speaker B: Wait, but will you do that? When will you stop doing that?
• 46:42
  Speaker C: Never.
• 46:43
  Speaker B: What if you.
• 46:43
  Speaker C: Lorenzo is 13 and I remember having my first boyfriend at 13. We like had our first kiss at 13. I know things are going to happen.
• 46:51
  Speaker B: I was getting finger blasted at 13.
• 46:53
  Speaker A: My God. Oh God.
• 46:55
  Speaker C: Sissy.
• 46:56
  Speaker A: And they were never you. Yeah, but. Yeah, I was. No, but you have to remember, like.
• 47:03
  Speaker C: But like I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Wait, wait, you don't. No, Lorenzo. No, Lorenzo's 100% not doing that.
• 47:09
  Speaker A: Not doing. Are you sure Sissy wouldn't either? She's with you all the time.
• 47:14
  Speaker C: I'm not worried about. Sissy could do whatever the she wants. My son Lorenzo.
• 47:17
  Speaker B: Oh my God. That's a very. That's a double standard in an opposite way.
• 47:21
  Speaker C: It's different with boys and girls. Like Giovanna. Like, I want her to be safe, but like if she kiss a bo, I wouldn't be devastated. My sons are my son. Like they're my boyfriends. Like I love them, they're. They're mine. Yes.
• 47:33
  Speaker A: I feel opposite. So if I knew that Lorenzo can't do that.
• 47:36
  Speaker B: Well, I think dads feel the opposite. Dads are like chastity belt on the girls.
• 47:39
  Speaker C: If Lorenzo kissed a girl, I would.
• 47:41
  Speaker A: Be devastated telling you now that all those girls he goes to school with are obsessed with him.
• 47:45
  Speaker C: Oh, I know.
• 47:45
  Speaker B: Oh, 100.
• 47:46
  Speaker C: I know.
• 47:46
  Speaker B: Does he still have the bleach blonde tips?
• 47:49
  Speaker C: No, no, they, they, they, they faded out.
• 47:52
  Speaker A: He's.
• 47:52
  Speaker C: But he's so handsome.
• 47:53
  Speaker B: I could tell he's fucking cool and he's so cute. Yeah.
• 47:56
  Speaker C: Everybody wants to be his friend, even Giovanna. But Giovanna's a good girl.
• 48:01
  Speaker B: Oh, I have another question for you. So in the, in the one interview that I was stalking on years ago that your kids were like baby babies, and you said that your biggest fear was them getting bullied, knowing, like, your past.
• 48:15
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 48:15
  Speaker B: So how do you feel about that now? Now that they're older?
• 48:18
  Speaker C: Definitely not getting bullied.
• 48:19
  Speaker B: Okay.
• 48:19
  Speaker A: Absolutely.
• 48:20
  Speaker C: And if Lorenzo is getting bullied, he'd fuck someone up.
• 48:22
  Speaker B: Oh, so that's.
• 48:23
  Speaker C: He'd be like, oh, you're talking about my mom. And then all of his friends would back up.
• 48:26
  Speaker B: Oh, that's cool. Because thank God, in the interview, I don't know if you remember it, but it was some interview where, like, my biggest fear is, like, my kids being bullied from, like, my past of, like, what I did.
• 48:35
  Speaker C: They're probably small.
• 48:37
  Speaker B: No, they were like, six months. Oh, okay. They were babies.
• 48:39
  Speaker C: Okay. So, yeah, Lorenzo, no shot he's gonna someone up.
• 48:43
  Speaker A: Have they ever came to you? Like, has Giovanna ever come to me? Like, mom, I feel like they're talking about you in school. Like, I don't know what to do. Like, has ever that ever been a thing?
• 48:52
  Speaker B: No.
• 48:52
  Speaker C: Thank God I raised strong kids because Lorenzo would be like, shut the up. Giovanna will be like, you're just jealous.
• 48:58
  Speaker B: That's awesome.
• 48:59
  Speaker C: They, no, they won't let anyone step on them.
• 49:02
  Speaker B: And that says a lot about you raising strong children.
• 49:05
  Speaker C: So I'm not worried about them. Oh, I love that now.
• 49:08
  Speaker B: But you were, you were back then. I will remind you.
• 49:10
  Speaker C: Yeah, yeah, No, I remember.
• 49:12
  Speaker A: Scary thought.
• 49:13
  Speaker B: Yeah, I, I would feel that way.
• 49:14
  Speaker C: Backbone. I feel like they're like, the mom.
• 49:16
  Speaker B: And that, that shows, like, a lot about how you are as a mom and how you raise them.
• 49:20
  Speaker A: I mean, that is so insane because.
• 49:21
  Speaker C: Think about who she is.
• 49:23
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker A: And they go to a public school.
• 49:25
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker C: No one's messing with Lorenzo. No. I'll tell you.
• 49:29
  Speaker A: And I'm sure when they first got there, they were saying stuff and, like, I've never even heard anything going. Like, I would know if, like, the kids were treated poorly. Right. I've never even heard a story. And you're telling right now that it's never happened. That's incredible.
• 49:41
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker A: Because. But that is an indicator of who you are, like, a hundred percent. Because you raised them.
• 49:47
  Speaker C: It is. I forget feeling that way. It raised.
• 49:50
  Speaker A: You raised them to be, like, strong.
• 49:52
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 49:52
  Speaker A: Who they are. So either it's happening and you don't know because they're handle it in themselves, which is not happening because they know not to with them. So both are good.
• 50:00
  Speaker C: No. Yeah. And I told my kids, like, if anything happens, like, I want to be the parent.
• 50:04
  Speaker B: Like, you want to be open, right?
• 50:06
  Speaker C: Like, yes, I. No, I want to booger. I want to be the parent. So I want to be the parent to where they come to me and they're like, listen, mom, like, this happened. Or like, I told Lorenzo the other day, I had, like, three glasses of wine. I'm like, lorenzo, if you kiss girl or something happens or if you go to a party and get drunk, don't be nervous to call me. I will come get you. I'm not gonna yell at you. I know you're gonna, like, grow up and do these experiences. Me growing up, I can never call my dad and be like, hey, dad, I'm drunk at a high school party. Come get me. He would whip me with a belt.
• 50:40
  Speaker A: Or no.
• 50:41
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:41
  Speaker A: Or like, so would your kids call mommy or dad, or does it depend?
• 50:45
  Speaker C: Lorenzo probably called Gianni. Giovanna would definitely call me Lorenzo. Or Angela would call me. Angela will call me. I love that.
• 50:54
  Speaker B: But it's so nice to be, like, the parent that, like, they feel comfortable with.
• 50:57
  Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:58
  Speaker A: Going to parties.
• 51:00
  Speaker C: It's. It's starting a little bit like a gathering. Like a gathering thing. So he's gonna be in seventh grade this year. And that's when we started drinking the smear. We tried a cigarette.
• 51:09
  Speaker B: Steel. Do you know I've never, ever had a cigarette. That's my only. Never have I ever.
• 51:14
  Speaker C: Oh, good. It's great.
• 51:15
  Speaker A: I don't know why that's crazy.
• 51:16
  Speaker B: I know.
• 51:17
  Speaker C: It's gross.
• 51:17
  Speaker B: It's gross.
• 51:18
  Speaker A: They are gross. But I used to smoke them, too.
• 51:20
  Speaker C: No, same. That's what I'm saying. They're gross.
• 51:21
  Speaker A: They're disgusting. Wait, I just, like, I can't. I can't. I will never get over, like, you really are just a thorough, like, through and through. Just a great. And your kid, like, your kids are so.
• 51:32
  Speaker B: I mean, it shows.
• 51:32
  Speaker A: I don't want to say the word normal, but, like, to someone who's, like, mega famous, like, you are, like, you have to say the word normal.
• 51:38
  Speaker B: I love how you say mega.
• 51:39
  Speaker A: She is.
• 51:41
  Speaker B: She's an icon.
• 51:42
  Speaker C: She is.
• 51:42
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 51:42
  Speaker C: And so sweet.
• 51:43
  Speaker A: No, really, though. And you've never heard me say that. I'm never.
• 51:45
  Speaker C: I know. I'm like, wow, you're very nice.
• 51:48
  Speaker A: Tell me how you really feel. No, but your kids are, like, when you're with them. Because I'm with them, like, often. They're just so, like, their kit. They're truly.
• 51:55
  Speaker B: Yeah. You want them to be kids, and.
• 51:56
  Speaker C: They'Re not stuck up. Like, this is my mom. She's what I deserve. She's a true mom.
• 52:00
  Speaker A: She's not one of those, like.
• 52:01
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 52:01
  Speaker A: And going back to, like, the Housewives. Nothing against them because I watch it and everything, but, like. Like, they just drop differently. And, like, she grew up, like, natural, you know, and it shows through her kids, and I love it.
• 52:11
  Speaker C: Hey, what would you do if G came home and he was like, mom, I kissed a girl today. Would you die?
• 52:18
  Speaker A: I would be like, was she sick? I'm just kidding.
• 52:23
  Speaker C: Would you cry?
• 52:24
  Speaker A: No, no, I really would. I would. I would be. I would be so happy that he's telling me that. I wouldn't show, like, any sort of emotion. I'd be like, oh, my God. I don't even know. I don't know what I would do.
• 52:35
  Speaker B: You're so far from.
• 52:36
  Speaker C: I'd be like, mommy, I like this girl, and I asked her out. She's my girlfriend.
• 52:40
  Speaker A: Oh, no. I don't fuck with that. No, I can't do that.
• 52:41
  Speaker C: Okay, well, that's what happened to me. And I broke down crying on the floor.
• 52:45
  Speaker A: Girlfriend.
• 52:46
  Speaker C: This is what I'm saying.
• 52:47
  Speaker A: Oh.
• 52:47
  Speaker C: Last year, he said, mom, I asked a girl out, and she's my girlfriend. He started laughing. I threw myself on the ground. I was hysterical. And then all the kids were pointing at me, laughing, like, oh, Lorenzo. What?
• 52:59
  Speaker A: Wait, who is it? I need to know stat. You can tell me the name.
• 53:02
  Speaker C: Yeah, they're not together anymore. It was last year, but I threw myself.
• 53:07
  Speaker A: They broke up through Snapchat.
• 53:09
  Speaker C: Oh, whatever.
• 53:10
  Speaker A: Wait, no. If G came home, Giovanni Joseph came home with his little legs and said, mom, I have a girlfriend. You cannot.
• 53:19
  Speaker C: You would throw yourself on the ground.
• 53:21
  Speaker A: Yes, I would want to know? Because I feel like, okay. He's experiencing girls. Like, okay, good. Like, tell Mommy more. Yeah, but what the. Girlfriend.
• 53:27
  Speaker B: Are you really telling your mom your first kiss? Like, I remember playing spin the bottle in seventh grade. And I would never tell my mom about it.
• 53:33
  Speaker C: I mean, I don't want him to tell me that.
• 53:35
  Speaker A: Do we want them telling open.
• 53:36
  Speaker C: Do you want to be like, mom, this is what happened?
• 53:38
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 53:38
  Speaker C: And if you want. If you're willing to tell me, Great. If not, like, I'm not prying for you to tell me.
• 53:42
  Speaker A: No, I'm not gonna pry. Like my parents like the sex talk.
• 53:45
  Speaker B: Like, will. Will your husband give that sex talk?
• 53:47
  Speaker C: Oh, Lorenzo already knows. He's 13. I feel like. I feel like the. The videos are starting. You know, the guy thing. Yeah, like my. When does that happen?
• 53:57
  Speaker A: What age? I mean, you didn't you like sleep with someone in 13? At 13 years old? 14.
• 54:03
  Speaker C: No, I mean. I mean like the porno stuff. When does that start?
• 54:05
  Speaker B: When you start watching porn? My husband watched him like when he was 12. He had a whole stash. My father in law was. He had literally like.
• 54:16
  Speaker C: It starts at like 11.
• 54:18
  Speaker B: Yeah, 11, 12. We should have probably. Honestly, to me, my biggest fear as a mom is walking in on my son, like watching porn. I would die.
• 54:28
  Speaker A: Can you imagine? What would you do?
• 54:30
  Speaker B: No, like, die.
• 54:32
  Speaker C: That's like. I think that's happening because he's locking his doors now.
• 54:35
  Speaker B: Is he showering?
• 54:36
  Speaker C: And I said, gianni.
• 54:37
  Speaker B: Is he showering for a long time?
• 54:39
  Speaker C: And Gianni's like, you know, I'm like, stop.
• 54:42
  Speaker A: You're screaming.
• 54:43
  Speaker C: That was.
• 54:44
  Speaker B: Sorry.
• 54:45
  Speaker A: You just scared the out of me.
• 54:46
  Speaker B: That was. That's screamable.
• 54:48
  Speaker C: No, I just know it's happening. It's fine.
• 54:50
  Speaker B: I can't handle it.
• 54:51
  Speaker C: I just. Do your thing as a Gianni boy growing up.
• 54:54
  Speaker B: What?
• 54:55
  Speaker A: You say something to John?
• 54:55
  Speaker B: You know what?
• 54:56
  Speaker C: No, I'm just like, that's disgusting. I don't want to know it. I said, I don't want to know anything.
• 54:59
  Speaker B: So normal.
• 55:00
  Speaker C: I said, I don't want to know anything. I'll do what you don't know either. I don't know anything.
• 55:03
  Speaker A: Rather not know.
• 55:04
  Speaker B: That's fine. Don't know about it. But it's normal and he has to do it.
• 55:07
  Speaker C: Yeah, yeah. So I always knock before I go into his room.
• 55:09
  Speaker B: That's. Oh, God, put a song.
• 55:12
  Speaker A: He's a computer.
• 55:13
  Speaker C: Can we talk about something positive?
• 55:14
  Speaker A: I know, let's talk about. Can we get back to this game? We like, totally just like veered off.
• 55:17
  Speaker B: How many unsolicited dick pics you had in your life?
• 55:23
  Speaker A: You scare the out of Bama, by the way.
• 55:25
  Speaker B: Sorry.
• 55:26
  Speaker C: I still get.
• 55:27
  Speaker B: You still get dick pics?
• 55:28
  Speaker C: No, like dms from creeps. Like all of us girls get that.
• 55:31
  Speaker A: I got to ask.
• 55:32
  Speaker C: So I don't open my DMs celebrity.
• 55:34
  Speaker A: And they don't read it. How do you not see anything? You see everything. You don't see anything?
• 55:37
  Speaker C: No. You have to actually go in the dms, and it's like a hidden. It says hidden. And you have to, like, go in.
• 55:42
  Speaker B: You have to go through.
• 55:43
  Speaker C: So I don't go in anymore.
• 55:45
  Speaker B: So you. But, like, when you were, like, less. Less famous, like, back in the day, or I guess you were more famous, like, did you see dick pics?
• 55:52
  Speaker C: People?
• 55:54
  Speaker B: I feel like people. Split second.
• 55:55
  Speaker C: No. Yeah. In the DMs. And we still get them. And I don't recommend DMs. It's just. It's not. Can we tell boys that that's not cute?
• 56:04
  Speaker B: Yeah, it's not cute.
• 56:05
  Speaker C: We don't want to.
• 56:06
  Speaker B: We don't want that.
• 56:06
  Speaker C: No, no. I think it's nasty.
• 56:08
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:08
  Speaker A: I think it's an ick.
• 56:09
  Speaker C: Oh, like, you're not.
• 56:10
  Speaker A: Like, I don't want to see your dick. Like, why would I want to see your dick now? I actually don't want to see your dick.
• 56:14
  Speaker B: Yeah.
• 56:15
  Speaker A: In person. Yeah. Yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker C: It's gross.
• 56:16
  Speaker A: It's gross. Okay.
• 56:17
  Speaker B: Anyone out there? Don't do that.
• 56:18
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker C: Don't ever stop doing that. We don't think it's cute.
• 56:24
  Speaker A: Okay. So, okay, who's your celebrity cheat list? And would you actually go for it if it was. If you were given the chance. Like, guy.
• 56:34
  Speaker C: Ben Affleck, really in his prime, though. He's still handsome, but, like, he's old. He. He's old, but Armageddon. Ben Affleck and Josh Harnett.
• 56:45
  Speaker B: Yeah. Wow. Get it?
• 56:47
  Speaker C: Gorgeous. And then this is. This is creepy. Everyone makes fun of me for it, but Tom Holland. I just think he's so cute.
• 56:55
  Speaker B: Wait, I don't know. I don't.
• 56:56
  Speaker C: Spider Man.
• 56:56
  Speaker A: Spider Man.
• 56:57
  Speaker B: Oh, okay.
• 56:58
  Speaker A: He's such a door.
• 56:59
  Speaker C: He's so cute.
• 57:00
  Speaker A: You are. You would, right?
• 57:02
  Speaker C: Do you see it?
• 57:02
  Speaker A: Yeah.
• 57:03
  Speaker C: Okay. There's only a couple people that see it.
• 57:06
  Speaker A: So cute.
• 57:08
  Speaker C: Is he.
• 57:08
  Speaker B: He is. Wait, who is, like, the biggest celebrity that you met? Like, were you having, like, celeb.
• 57:14
  Speaker A: She is a celebrity.
• 57:15
  Speaker B: I know she is a celebrity, but to her, who's the biggest celeb that you've ever met? And if you were nervous.
• 57:22
  Speaker C: Beyonce. You met Beyonce? Yes, Beyonce.
• 57:24
  Speaker B: You don't tell me, was she nice?
• 57:26
  Speaker C: This was 2010.
• 57:28
  Speaker B: That's cool.
• 57:29
  Speaker C: And we were doing the red carpet, and she was actually posing with Jay Z. And we were, like, just walking, and she stopped posing and she grabbed all of us and gave us a kiss on the cheek and said, you guys are my favorite show right now. We didn't even go up to her, and we're like, oh, my God, that Beyonce loved us.
• 57:45
  Speaker A: I love.
• 57:46
  Speaker C: As she's posing on the red carpet.
• 57:47
  Speaker B: That's life.
• 57:48
  Speaker A: Does that make you feel so good?
• 57:49
  Speaker C: Yeah. We didn't wash our face for a good week. We're like, beyonce not washing your face is crazy. No, we didn't. We didn't.
• 57:56
  Speaker A: That's so cool.
• 57:57
  Speaker C: We were so cool.
• 57:58
  Speaker A: You're a Beyonce fan or.
• 57:59
  Speaker B: No.
• 58:00
  Speaker C: I mean, I love her music, but I'm not like, a Stan.
• 58:02
  Speaker A: Yeah, like, people are like, fans.
• 58:03
  Speaker C: I'm not like a B.
• 58:04
  Speaker A: Right.
• 58:04
  Speaker C: No. You know, but I love. But I love her.
• 58:05
  Speaker A: You're not a queen, bae.
• 58:06
  Speaker C: Yeah, I like her music.
• 58:07
  Speaker A: No, I love that. That's pretty big. Not gonna lie. Never gonna. Never gonna get that back. Okay, should we play a part two game? Because I feel like these are fun.
• 58:16
  Speaker B: Yeah. Part two.
• 58:17
  Speaker A: Okay. Fame, partying and public meltdowns.
• 58:21
  Speaker B: Oh, now that we're warming up.
• 58:22
  Speaker C: Now we're warming up.
• 58:24
  Speaker A: Do you feel warm?
• 58:25
  Speaker C: Should I get some more rose? Absolutely on deck, honey.
• 58:28
  Speaker B: Hold on. Let me call my guy.
• 58:29
  Speaker C: Yeah. Yeah.
• 58:31
  Speaker A: Okay, so let's play a game. Part two. Fame, partying and public meltdowns.
• 58:36
  Speaker C: Should we get McDonald's?
• 58:37
  Speaker A: I'm starving.
• 58:38
  Speaker C: I'm starving. I didn't eat yet today.
• 58:40
  Speaker B: Excuse me. If this girl has McDonald's for you. She's a fake and a phony.
• 58:43
  Speaker A: No, I'm not.
• 58:44
  Speaker C: I eat.
• 58:44
  Speaker A: You know, I eat French fries from McDonald's and McFlurries, hun.
• 58:48
  Speaker C: See, I would love a large fry.
• 58:50
  Speaker A: I would do that.
• 58:58
  Speaker B: Sam.