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Cubby Claims Producer Kristen Was Speeding On The Turnpike · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One six point seven. Happy hump day. It's Kubby and Christine.
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  Speaker 1: We got producer Christen six oh seven and man, today's
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  Speaker 1: Christopher Lloyd's birthday. Remember he played Doc and Back to
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  Speaker 1: the Future and yesterday was Back to the Future day.
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  Speaker 2: That's right? What is he ninety?
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  Speaker 1: He's eighty seven? Wow?
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  Speaker 3: Close?
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  Speaker 1: How cool would have been if it was his birthday yesterday?
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  Speaker 1: Because Back to the Future day was October twenty first,
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  Speaker 1: twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 3: Almost lined up there.
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  Speaker 1: Almost lined up. Yeah, But happy October twenty second, twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty five. Christine. Sorry about your house and everything's fine
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  Speaker 1: at the house.
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  Speaker 3: But everything's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I was just I was just chatting about your
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  Speaker 1: day yesterday and the simplest things I know?
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  Speaker 3: Is it only me?
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  Speaker 1: Seriously?
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  Speaker 3: Is it only me?
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  Speaker 1: It's not.
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  Speaker 3: It's not because I feel like every time every time
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  Speaker 3: we need to have something done at the house, the
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  Speaker 3: smallest thing to the biggest thing, it's like somebody's got
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  Speaker 3: to come back two or three times and then they
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  Speaker 3: ghost me.
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  Speaker 1: It happened with your garage door.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it happened like every single thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you name it, Yeah it's happened. So what happened?
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  Speaker 3: It happened again. So we have to get the dryer
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  Speaker 3: vent cleaned out. Yeah, and the chimney inspected, right, because
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  Speaker 3: routine stuff, all routine stuff, all part of you know,
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  Speaker 3: for the association. They want to know your house is safe,
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  Speaker 3: and I get it. We want to be safe. And
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  Speaker 3: the guys came in and we thought it was really
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  Speaker 3: simple and we kind of didn't hover and watch what
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  Speaker 3: they were doing. And then I just signed off and
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  Speaker 3: paid them and tipped them and they left. And after
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  Speaker 3: they left, we kind of found the I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 3: a disaster, but a bit of a mess. They had
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  Speaker 3: to go into the attic and you need a ladder
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  Speaker 3: to get up there, and they didn't put the whatever.
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  Speaker 1: The pieces that panel.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't put it back right. So like now
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  Speaker 3: the cold air is coming in and Eric's not feeling
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  Speaker 3: so well, so I didn't want him to go up
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  Speaker 3: on a ladder because he was a little wonky yesterdays.
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  Speaker 3: We have to leave that, like, okay, we can deal
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  Speaker 3: with that. And then we found that the pilot light
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  Speaker 3: was out in the fireplace, and we YouTube, we did
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  Speaker 3: the whole thing. I know, we're doing it right. We're
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  Speaker 3: trying to get it back and we can't get it back.
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  Speaker 1: Is there? We have to click that button you get it.
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  Speaker 3: Push this at the same time that you click that,
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  Speaker 3: and it's just not happening. So I tried texting the
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  Speaker 3: guys yesterday evening. I got no response. I understand it
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  Speaker 3: was after working hours, but now I have to ask
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  Speaker 3: them to come back.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, look, you don't the guilty on doing that.
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  Speaker 1: They made a mistake, yeah, and they made to fix it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just tired. But it does always happen to Christine,
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  Speaker 1: Like literally, the smallest thing involves two or three trips
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 3: This is like why I just like don't want to
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  Speaker 3: get anything done in the house ever. Ever, it's never gone.
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  Speaker 3: If you're a wonderful handyman, can you let us know
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  Speaker 3: textas four four three six three. I will pay your
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  Speaker 3: room and board to live with us for.
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  Speaker 1: A while I get this stuff done. Who you are
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  Speaker 1: hiring right now? We are hiring four four three six three. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if producer Kristen was a handy woman, she'd
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  Speaker 1: be at your house in two seconds the way she drives.
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  Speaker 3: Oh all right, what now your hair is looking so
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  Speaker 3: pretty today?
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  Speaker 2: Thanks you, thank you, Christine.
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  Speaker 1: As you know, we all drive. We all leave here
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  Speaker 1: at the same time every single morning. Yes, we walk
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  Speaker 1: out together, we get our cars together, and then we're
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  Speaker 1: all with each other through the Lincoln Tunnel pretty much
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  Speaker 1: every morning. We lose Christine as she goes to Route three,
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  Speaker 1: and then me and Kristin are together almost the entire
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  Speaker 1: turnpike south on the way. Yes, yes, it's very different. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when do I lose you? Like eggs at eleven eleven? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you know I joke about how she normally kind
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  Speaker 1: of goes a little fast, but yesterday, Christine, let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you, this girl was flying. So I'm on the
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  Speaker 1: turnpike and I'm right by Newark Airport going southbound, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle lane. I look in my left
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  Speaker 1: review mirror and here she comes. I see her car
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  Speaker 1: and she's going I don't know yet how fast she's
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  Speaker 1: going by. I know I'm going seventy five and she's
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  Speaker 1: coming at me at a good clip. But I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting here. So she passes me in the
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  Speaker 1: left lane and I met seventy five and I said,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going to see how fast I
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  Speaker 1: have to get up to to I catch her and
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  Speaker 1: I'm hitting seventy seven. Nothing, seventy eight, I'm at eighty.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not I'm gaining a little bit, but not much.
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  Speaker 1: Right around eighty three eighty four, I'm really starting to
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  Speaker 1: see okay, I could probably catch you. But then I
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  Speaker 1: backed down a little bit after that. Okay, But were
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  Speaker 1: you doing eighty four eighty five ish? Maybe? Okay? So
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  Speaker 1: I'm was there a mission? Yeah, there was a mission.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna be late for my hair body.
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  Speaker 3: See, I knew priorities.
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  Speaker 2: I had to go a little further. My girl, she she,
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  Speaker 2: I followed her. She left the salon that she was at.
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  Speaker 2: She opened up her own salon and it's amazing. It's
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  Speaker 2: called Pearl Madison. It's beautiful. I'm so proud of her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy for her. But I was gonna be late.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, very late.
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  Speaker 3: This is important.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you right now. You were on time.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't doing ninety.
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  Speaker 2: I wasn't going ninety.
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  Speaker 1: Came close on the record, did you see were you
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  Speaker 1: getting close to ninety?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe okay?
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I probably shouldn't do that.
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  Speaker 2: And then if you were trying to keep up with me,
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  Speaker 2: that means you were speeding too.
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  Speaker 1: So I I was doing a focus group. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: was doing.
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  Speaker 3: Work when Kristen went by. Originally like did your car
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  Speaker 3: like shape?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you know that? Well that does happen. That's scary, right,
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  Speaker 1: someone's going so fast at your car. Usually trucks, We
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  Speaker 1: usually trucks. Yeah. But man, all right, well you're safe,
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  Speaker 1: that's all that matters.
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  Speaker 3: And your hair looks good.
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  Speaker 1: Your hair looks fabulous, and we need a handyman four
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  Speaker 1: four three six three give us a text right now,
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