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Anesthesiology | Son of a Boy Dad #306 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 7: Imagine already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 2: Today.
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  Speaker 7: Happy Bride and mental health awareness. Football. Have you guys
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  Speaker 7: heard the football is now gay? Football is gay? Football
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  Speaker 7: is lesbian? Football is transgender?
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  Speaker 3: Who said that?
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  Speaker 7: To the back? The NFL put out a video with
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  Speaker 7: just like football is, and then like the third word
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  Speaker 7: kept changing and it went from gay lesbian in which
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  Speaker 7: that one's my favorite football is lesbian.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen women play football? You call it?
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  Speaker 7: I would not call I wouldn't. I wouldn't call it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. I've never seen a girl play football,
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  Speaker 7: so I wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Call it serious football.
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  Speaker 3: They're actually good, not lingerie, tackle.
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  Speaker 2: Full pass.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't even know that existed. Where's that it exists?
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  Speaker 2: They used to take over I'm not even kidding face.
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  Speaker 2: We would practice in the bubble in the winter. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: put a bubble over the field, and then we after
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  Speaker 2: our practice, a women's football team would come on in practice.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really, full paths.
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  Speaker 7: That's bizarre.
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  Speaker 2: I mean they were zipping the ball.
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  Speaker 7: Freak ship.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, honestly, they just like liberal freak ship.
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  Speaker 2: All me in Chicago at Rosemont Zanies all weekend tickets
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  Speaker 2: to see you guys there.
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  Speaker 7: Hopefully, hopefully you're not spewing any liberal liberal freak ship on.
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  Speaker 7: Ain't bro Rosemont. You're getting into the Chicago to fly Rosemonde.
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  Speaker 7: I like that. Yeah, once you get closer.
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  Speaker 3: To Roseman, let's a fly like that. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: gotta go out to Roseman. I'm in Bend, Oregon coming
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  Speaker 3: up by the way. Oh fuck, yeah, that's huge for me,
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  Speaker 3: a fledgling.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be in so Cow just the general area.
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  Speaker 2: But I don't understand this thing. Just get why he
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  Speaker 2: does it, but you can't.
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  Speaker 7: It's funny. It's funny to list a random place dude.
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  Speaker 7: People were put People were like, I think it was
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  Speaker 7: like someone like DMed me and they were like, yo,
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to find RAN's He's gonna be in Knoxville.
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  Speaker 3: And hitting me up like when is he? When are
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  Speaker 3: you an Oshkosh? Are you seriously going to be an Oshkosh?
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  Speaker 3: Yes at some point for sure.
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  Speaker 2: That's great.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta get out to Joshua Tree. I gotta get
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  Speaker 3: out to the Pacific Northwest.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to check out.
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  Speaker 7: One of my boys was just in Joshua which been
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  Speaker 7: sad tripping sack and which boy I can't say, now
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  Speaker 7: that I've said no, no, no, I can't say tripping
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  Speaker 7: sack and the photos that genuinely the most incredible photos
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  Speaker 7: I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 3: Was it from the inside of his eye.
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  Speaker 7: It was from josh It. It was just Joshua. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't tripping sack looking at the just the photos
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  Speaker 7: itself said.
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  Speaker 2: Enough, have you ever tripped sack?
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  Speaker 7: I've never tripped on anything. Now, I've never done any
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  Speaker 7: drugs other than drinking weed and the other one klonapin,
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  Speaker 7: I guess, and adavan. What's the other one, whippets, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I guess.
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  Speaker 3: Long Balls over here is definitely tripped over his sack
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  Speaker 3: though skip it.
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  Speaker 7: I've never done any I don't think I would like psychedelics,
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  Speaker 7: nor do I have any interest in trying them.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if you're in J Tree.
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  Speaker 7: Now, even if I was in J Tree, I think
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  Speaker 7: I would just be like, let me just take this in, raw,
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  Speaker 7: let me raw dog this, soak it all in.
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  Speaker 3: I heard that it's like in the period where JA
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  Speaker 3: Tree is still weird right now and there's cool bars,
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  Speaker 3: cool restaurants, but it's going to go the way of
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  Speaker 3: to Loom in Austin and become fake weird. Corporate, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: corporate weird. Maybe we should open up an Apple store and
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  Speaker 3: j Tree.
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  Speaker 7: I was thinking a comedy club, get ahead of the
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  Speaker 7: get ahead of the boom, the revolution, the move to
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  Speaker 7: j Tree, Joshouse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if we moved to Joshua's treehouse all of us,
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  Speaker 3: who do you think would come with us? If we
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  Speaker 3: try to be like we're going like there's the new
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  Speaker 3: boom is josh Tree.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone's moving out there. They got Dana, we go moving
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  Speaker 7: to Joshua and Dana comedy Revolution and Jtree happening.
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  Speaker 3: I think people would follow us because then you could
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  Speaker 3: still do the show with Dana Love that.
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  Speaker 7: That's all we would really need. We could just get
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  Speaker 7: a nice little spot in the desert, probably get some fiber,
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  Speaker 7: some dark fiber and net work.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you're talking your highest Yeah talking dark fiber.
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  Speaker 2: You're talking running a cable straight from.
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  Speaker 7: From the Girl's Core into into my PlayStation.
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  Speaker 2: One of those processes farms exactly.
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  Speaker 7: Mm hmmm, yeah, one of those ones where the basement
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  Speaker 7: you're they're like what's down there, and you're just like
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  Speaker 7: the computer. Why don't you It's just a building of computer, right.
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  Speaker 2: Why don't you why don't you do starlink.
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  Speaker 7: Because I don't think that would be faster for me.
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  Speaker 2: People say it's pretty fast.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's pretty fast for like if you're out
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  Speaker 7: in the middle, like it's for when you're in the
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  Speaker 7: middle of nowhere, right, it's for people who like can't
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  Speaker 7: get good internet.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. People I saw something put it on
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  Speaker 3: their tesla recently mm hm. Elon retweeted that, and I
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  Speaker 3: know that Ryan Rossello put it on his boat so
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  Speaker 3: he could watch NBA League pass from dark waters.
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  Speaker 7: Speaking of hard drugs, sounds like Elon's out of the
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  Speaker 7: White House because he's on clip it post that.
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  Speaker 3: Because he's been on the cat too hard.
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  Speaker 7: He's been on the cat, the cat, and it begs
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  Speaker 7: the question, did he create the self driving car on
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  Speaker 7: the cat so that he could get home safely from
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  Speaker 7: his intense drug.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if that were the case, I don't mind that.
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  Speaker 7: It's not a bad idea. You know, he created the
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  Speaker 7: self driving car because he was too deep in a cave.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't self driving car cut down? Wouldn't it cut down
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  Speaker 2: on drunk driving deaths by a huge margin? If everyone? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Probably, But you do see those videos occasionally I like
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  Speaker 7: the tesla gets in like a fender bender and then
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  Speaker 7: it gets a little bit of a mind of its own.
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  Speaker 7: Have you ever seen those videos?
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  Speaker 3: Well, they seek out the way most.
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  Speaker 7: It's crazy.
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  Speaker 3: It's war on the streets between the teslas and the
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  Speaker 3: way most. They're just doing a crash him up derby d.
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  Speaker 7: There will be a video of a tesla just like
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  Speaker 7: pulling up to like a stop sign, like a fucking
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  Speaker 7: coyote or something will like run in front of it,
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  Speaker 7: and then the tesla will like send itself into a
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  Speaker 7: fucking canyon, just completely.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I only initiate my myself driving when i'm giving RoadHead.
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  Speaker 7: You're giving it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's tough your go down on the passenger while
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  Speaker 2: you're driving, especially a woman. Yeah, that's harder, way harder.
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  Speaker 3: How do you even configure yourself? Man?
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  Speaker 2: You have to have them push their seat all the
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  Speaker 2: way back and then you get down into the crawl
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  Speaker 2: space where their feet should be like a small dog.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you leave the front seat. You're anchoring your your
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  Speaker 3: base in the front seat.
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  Speaker 7: You're down with the brakes.
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  Speaker 2: And my spine at my age, I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 2: putting it in that.
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  Speaker 3: You got to stretch before RoadHead. Yeah, for sure, as
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  Speaker 3: a as a man, as a real man, I guess
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  Speaker 3: the there's got to be fucking sucking and drugs and
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  Speaker 3: alcohol usage going on in these I heard the way
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  Speaker 3: to beat it as you put on a hat and
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  Speaker 3: sunglasses so it can't track your eyes or something.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I've heard that. But I also just do that
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  Speaker 2: when I need to take a nap while I'm driving.
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  Speaker 7: Have you ever done the self driving like crash like
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  Speaker 7: a nap a little bit?
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  Speaker 2: No, I've never napped. I've done it. I've done the
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  Speaker 2: self driving when I've been a little sleepier. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: you have to keep your hands on the wheel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's the bitch of it. Well, I just tape them on.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, just pop two hands off a mannequin and throw
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  Speaker 3: them on there.
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  Speaker 7: They do that on the fucking like if even if
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  Speaker 7: you get the the cruise control with the steering assist,
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  Speaker 7: which is pretty much self driving, Yeah, even when you
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  Speaker 7: have that, it's like if you don't have your hands
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  Speaker 7: on for a certain amount of time, it starts going crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I bought some of those muffin sort of warmers that
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  Speaker 2: the the bike driver's guy keep their hands in on
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  Speaker 2: the handlebars. Yeah, I have those on my Tesla.
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  Speaker 7: You could just get like a heating pad and just
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  Speaker 7: lay it over the because I'm assuming that's how it
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  Speaker 7: detects if your hands, it's an motion thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little like shake the steering wheel to let
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  Speaker 2: let us know you're still there.
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  Speaker 7: Tesla would have a little bit of a more advanced technology.
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  Speaker 7: Why would you assume that, because isn't that the entire thing?
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  Speaker 2: But I think at this point it's it would be
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  Speaker 2: hard to even say that Tesla is the leading technology
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  Speaker 2: of electric cars anymore. You know what I mean. It's
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  Speaker 2: like a mass produced car now. Yeah, I think there
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  Speaker 2: are other companies that have come along and made far
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  Speaker 2: more technologically advanced electric cars. Lucid it's cool.
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  Speaker 3: What's the other one that I'm seeing everywhere? Not van
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  Speaker 3: school as hell, but there's another electric vehicle that I've
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  Speaker 3: been seeing all over the place. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 3: the name of a city or some stupid shit.
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  Speaker 2: The Lucids are nice, those are fancy. I mean range
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  Speaker 2: Rovers making an electric range row. I put myself on
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  Speaker 2: the wait list. Did I tell you that? Yeah? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I told you guys.
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  Speaker 3: That just case so you can maybe sell it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, no words it No.
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  Speaker 3: Rivian is the one that is nice. Rivian Is has
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  Speaker 3: the snowboard compartment obviously.
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  Speaker 7: Of course necessary. This car is nice and all, but
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  Speaker 7: where's my snowboard compartments? So that's going to be a
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  Speaker 7: deal breaker for me? And it only fits a snowboard Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: nothing else. Or you couldn't even put an iPhone in there.
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  Speaker 7: It will reject it. It's only meant for just.
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  Speaker 3: That is vicious.
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  Speaker 7: But when I'm looking at a car, you know, like,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, I want to. I wish I had
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  Speaker 7: a car so bad, but it's just not realistic for
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  Speaker 7: me right now?
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  Speaker 2: Why too much?
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  Speaker 7: Like I don't really want to put a car in
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  Speaker 7: a garage because then it's like I probably won't to
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  Speaker 7: end up using it ever.
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  Speaker 3: It's like adopting a dog. You know, you're not gonna
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  Speaker 3: spend enough time to play with it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you think that putting it in the garage
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  Speaker 2: would mean you wouldn't use it?
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  Speaker 7: Because I think I would be like, I'll just well
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  Speaker 7: it's in the garage. I don't feel like going and
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  Speaker 7: getting from the garage, Like I wish you could just
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  Speaker 7: parking right outside my apartment. Parking on the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 3: There is that one red sports car that's always on
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  Speaker 3: your block.
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  Speaker 7: There are cars, but it is the same thing where like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: if I wake up like early, it's the same shit
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  Speaker 7: that the thing they you used to do. I'll look
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  Speaker 7: out my window and everyone is just sitting in their
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  Speaker 7: cars and they look so fucking miserable. Yeah, sitting there
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  Speaker 7: with just a coffee, just staring into the abyss like
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  Speaker 7: they're not even on their phones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really stressful.
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  Speaker 7: It sounds awful.
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  Speaker 2: And in COVID they suspended one of the days for
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  Speaker 2: alternate side street cleaning, so you only have to do
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  Speaker 2: it once a week. Now you have to do it
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  Speaker 2: twice a week, which is that's madness. I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: because you'll see people that are out there in like
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  Speaker 2: fucking one hundred thousand dollars cars. Yeah, and you're like really, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to pay. I mean it's a lot,
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  Speaker 2: whatever five hundred bucks a month for a to not
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  Speaker 2: have to deal with twice a week in prime work hours,
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  Speaker 2: having to get into your car for an hour and
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  Speaker 2: a half each time.
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  Speaker 7: The street sweeper.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand why you have to be in there
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  Speaker 3: for an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Because if you're not in your car the whole time,
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  Speaker 2: then a ticketing agent will give you a ticket. And
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  Speaker 2: there's only there's only five minutes when you have to
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  Speaker 2: do anything when the street sweeper comes. When the when
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  Speaker 2: he comes, you pull out. He comes along the curb,
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  Speaker 2: and then you pull back in. But people will swoop.
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  Speaker 2: People will come in you have not been waiting and
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  Speaker 2: try to steal your spot.
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  Speaker 3: Following around the street sweeper being the right.
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  Speaker 2: On the Yeah, or they'll they'll start at the back
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  Speaker 2: of the block and then bump everyone else down so
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  Speaker 2: the person who's in the front gets scootered out.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's such a vicious game to play.
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  Speaker 2: It reminds me of that song I used to sing
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  Speaker 2: that were five in the bed and the little One
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  Speaker 2: said roll over, roll over, So they all rolled over
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  Speaker 2: and one fell out. There were four in the bed
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  Speaker 2: and the little you know you heard that one?
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  Speaker 7: I haven't heard that one now. That's really good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I.
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  Speaker 7: Like it a lot.
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  Speaker 3: The fucking little one though. Yeah, who does the fucking
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  Speaker 3: little one think they are?
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  Speaker 7: I think there always is a little one, right, If
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  Speaker 7: I had to guess, you'd think, how does it end?
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  Speaker 7: Do tell.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I never fell asleep quick. That's what
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  Speaker 2: that was when they started at when I was going
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  Speaker 2: into surgery, that's what they would tell me to sing
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  Speaker 2: going under under anesthesia.
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  Speaker 7: Or anesthesiologist might have put you on a little bit
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  Speaker 7: of a high dose.
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  Speaker 2: There were five in the bed.
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  Speaker 7: You got four words deep. I know I never got
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  Speaker 7: that far.
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  Speaker 2: They gave me the good stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Man started at five.
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  Speaker 2: It does kind of I love what an anesthesiologist makes.
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  Speaker 2: They always make the same joke. They go, here's a
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  Speaker 2: little cocktail.
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  Speaker 7: Oh really, I haven't gotten anesthesia. I actually don't know
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  Speaker 7: if ever.
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  Speaker 2: I always go in thinking this is gonna be cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm excited about the fact that I'm about to be
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  Speaker 2: put to sleep and my body will just because I
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  Speaker 2: have a hard time sleeping. Yeah, so just to be
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  Speaker 2: That's the one time in my life where I'm put
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  Speaker 2: to sleep against with no worry of my own. The
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  Speaker 2: problem is, every time I'm on the other side of
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  Speaker 2: a surgery, something nuts is happening.
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  Speaker 7: Why I just.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the last one I had, the guy was woke
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  Speaker 2: me up by slapping me in the face. The fuck
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  Speaker 2: because I was they needed me awake. I don't know
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: why and I was they were rolling me out now,
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I was so tired.
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: You have to drive.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: Shut up, mister Ellis, your keys.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: I felt like I was in school again.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: After your heavy machinery running out front of mister.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: Alis snow day. I don't need to be.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: You haven't finished cutting this steak, mister Ellis.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: And he just kept back of his hand.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: That's great. I would have been like, dude, what the fuck?
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: I couldn't speak. I wasn't allowed to speak because they
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: had removed the ship from my throat.
• 17:22
  Speaker 7: They made you mouth tape. You got your anesthesia. Well,
• 17:25
  Speaker 7: if I'm going out.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it how I usually, I'm gonna amuse
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: myself to sleep too. No anesthesia for me both of
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: the last two. I had anesthesia when I got mine, uh,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: set them fixed out, but I got my nosy and uh.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Then there was one for my wife when she was
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: doing her sea section. I was just like, let me
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: hit it. He offered me his weep and I was like, no, no, no.
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: I've never gotten the I don't think I've ever gotten anesthesia.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: I've gotten laughing gas a couple of times, which is
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: not really anything.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: It's not.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: It sounds like a blast, But I think that's kind
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: of in the same category as quicksand where you hear
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: about it as a kid and you're like, oh my god.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: It'll like I mean, the thing is it? It pretty
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: much ends immediately after you take it off. They just
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: strap it onto your onto your face, and it tastes
• 18:18
  Speaker 7: and smells decent, you know gas, it's a decent gas.
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: But then you kind of just get like you just
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: get like numb. So I don't I don't fuck with
• 18:30
  Speaker 7: that at all. I don't fuck with the with likeal no,
• 18:34
  Speaker 7: just like dental surgery. Bullshit freaks me out. Like when
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: you when you when you're awake on laughing gas and
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: you can feel them like pushing away, but you don't
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: feel pain. You just feel like the push and you're like,
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: I know, my mouth is just like slice open right now.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Bleeding.
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there's blood everywhere, like you you have no control.
• 18:56
  Speaker 7: You're just sitting there like this.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: I ask you a question. Yeah, to get tired doing
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: anything fun this summer? Just bleed at them, bleed straight
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: out at them. I was school. Why do they do that?
• 19:19
  Speaker 7: You still playing soccer?
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Ah ah, I got a good prank for you. Yeah,
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: the next time you have to go get a tooth cleaning. Yeah.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Maintain eye contact with your meental high gents the entire time.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: Look right into their eyes.
• 19:39
  Speaker 7: Oh man. I used to do that when I was
• 19:41
  Speaker 7: little because they had the they had those weird glasses
• 19:44
  Speaker 7: and I would just be staring at the glasses the
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: whole time. Yeah, gotta get a pair of those.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: I'm saying eyeballs, like like you're gonna, you know, propose
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: to the person.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, or do triangle method, one eye to the next,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: eye to their lips. He's the best thing to do.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Just seducing the d hygenis.
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: That's great, That's just great.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I I I have something I have to apologize for,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: which is that, actually I have two apologies I have
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: to issue on this podcast.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: If it's about something you said on the show that
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: was like wrong or something like that, or.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that's exactly what it was.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: You need to worry about it.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: No, I know, but the people were kind enough to
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: message me and tell me how fucking stupid I am.
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: So I always is about the credit card.
• 20:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. As it turns out, that interest rate of twenty
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: four percent is applied annually not on a monthly basis
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: of your statement. So uh, it's not as bad as
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: I had thought. I mean, I think it's still a
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: good idea to pay off your balance every month. I
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: didn't know this because, as I said, I've never carried
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: a balance on my credit card from one month to
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: the next, which I was taught with sort of a
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: good financial habit. So I apologize for getting it.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: I paid four hundred thousand dollars in credit card debt
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: on the spot.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I but I appreciate all the people who
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: reached out to me to let me know about that mistake,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: and one guy in particular, I'm gonna actually specifically tell
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: him how sorry I am, because this is what he said.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: This guy's name is well, his Twitter name is Shedd Sanders,
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Shedd shred Sanders. But there's no U, there's no you.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: I went on a road trip with my brother and
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: nephew this weekend. It was a good trip overall. We
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: went camping and fishing. My only complaint is my nephew's
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: choice in entertainment. While he was driving. He chose a
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: podcast called Son of a Boy Debt. I think they're
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: at is at Son of a Boy dad, It was
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: okay until the end. One of the guys on it
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: I later found out is on x At Francis. C
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Ellis is his tag tag in quotations, which means this
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: is an older man. This guy is a trip. Claims
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to be a Harvard graduate but is also functionally retarded.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Claims to be a Harvard graduated is hilarious, like it's
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: you're claiming crip, but.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: He is also functionally retarded. He literally thinks credit card
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: APR is the monthly interest rate applied to a balance.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't anymore after hearing that finance isn't difficult
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: and APR isn't a monthly rate. It's literally in the
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: acronym annual. I just want to say to this gentleman,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: I'm I apologize for ruining your lovely nephew brother camping trip.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I put myself in his shoes, right, this is the
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: basis of empathy. I said to myself. Imagine that me
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: and my nephew someday and my brother in law piled
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: into a camper van, right and decided to head to
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: the Catskill Mountains for a long weekend of bonding and fishing,
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: and you packed all of our best s'mores kind of ingredients.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: We got the marshmallows, the dark chocolate, the Graham crackers,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: maybe a little whiskey for me and my brother in law.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: We don't get away very often. It's rare that the
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: three of us would have the time.
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: You want to maximize the time to do this.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: And of course my nephew, being up on the times
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: and everything funny, we let him decide what to listen
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: to on the three hour drive and he puts on
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: this podcast Son of a Boy Dad, which, as it
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: turns out I would later find out, is not a
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: financial information and teaching podcast, but rather a comedy podcast
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: run by three functional retarts and one of whom actually
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: misinformed the public about how interest is applied to credit cards,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: and from that point on, the entire weekend was ruined.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: Well, he was probably waiting for the first fifty five minutes, like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: when are they going to get to the financi shit?
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: Well, I was. It was really deep in the episode.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the fact that that many people listen to that
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: long to get angry. We should put rage bait at
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: the end of every episode as a little treat for people.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: This guy tweeted this at me today And this was
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: on his weekend, which means he's been thinking about this
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: for days. Oh yeah, I mean it truly sounds like
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: it ruined his weekend. Might have like he's just out there,
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: you know, casting like fucking at the end of the
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: year every month or you had your fucking finance is
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: in harm.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: It's probably dangerous to hunt like that.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Then hunt pissed? Yeah, angry.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: You go to his profile. What do you guys think?
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: His profile says God God first, anti jew? Oh wow,
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: anti jeat? What's gat j e e t? Do you
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: know what that is?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: It sounds racist in some way, maybe against Indians.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a new one six four and seven inches. Damn,
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: I gotta believe he's talking about his penis six five
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: percent IQ constitutional law and geopolitical expert paranormal researcher from Birmingham, Alabama.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Interesting.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Uh, And then he's You go through and it's a
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: bunch of retweets of Andrew.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Tate stuff nine inches and thick.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, big Andrew Tate.
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Guy, anti j U six foot A little bit about me,
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: hate Jews six six that's my testimony, hate Jews and jeets.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: That one I made up guess I thought it was
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: a shortstop for the Yankees. Yeah right, you might have
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: made it up just a little, like could be which one?
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: Which one? Like you?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: That gave me a pretty good laugh that that I
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: had ruined this guy's family week.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: What was his profile picture?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Some some it clearly it's all nonsense, except that he
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: I do think he really hates Jewish people.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Probably. Usually you don't throw that one in the
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: bio unless you mean it. Yeah, Usually that one is
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: not the opening.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's such a long tweet to write.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: That was all the graphs.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, I thought that was said he found you on.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: X is it is it a anti Hindus. He's used
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: as a slow so it's anti if you're against Jewish
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: and Hindu Hindus.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Well, this is well, this is why he hates Harvard.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Not anymore, he shouldn't.
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: That must be that must be fresh out of Birmingham.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: This is why he hates Harvard is because Harvard is
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: like big on Jews and Hindu students, I guess. And
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: then it didn't do enough to protect Jewish students and
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: so but here's that's where the war one. Oh, then
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: he must be very conflicted about Harvard, he.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Has an equal opportunity hater.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: I think he just hates everyone, which I respect.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: He should start his own university where people can hate
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: everyone of all races and walks of life.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: Birmingham You.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, my other apology ready? So I played in this
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: member guest golf tournament.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: Finally.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got in off the wait list. Uh the
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: morning before the tournament. It was an unbelievable Uh. Just
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: we climbed all the way from twelfth on the waitlist
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to get in.
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: And so we already awake What I got the text?
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: Or did you wake up to the text.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: I woke up. I couldn't sleep. I was so excited.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I woke up at six am and I had an email.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You're in? Can you guys play? Absolutely, We're fucking in.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, and uh, big, big boozy weekend, really boozy,
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I mean I got I probably had like thirty liquor
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: drinks over three days. It's a lot of Yeah, I have.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: My defecate is in shambles.
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: I'd assume.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: So it's a slip inside, Yeah, chapped lips.
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: When I would drink fucking heart alcohol, my shit would
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: smell like burning rubber or some shit like not smell normal.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like an entire mouth like shit.
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Really, you know, the lips, the lips of the rectum,
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I do minor very.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Chap, Yeah, because of how many it's from wiping too hard,
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know, that's why. And often yeah, because you
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: because the boo you were having.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it just keeps coming out of me. I can't
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: fart because I know it's going to be I'm gonna
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: ship myself, So I have to go to a toilet everywhere.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: What's consistency of the turks there.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: There is no consistency. It's just pure liquid. Yeah, but
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: it's not diarrhea.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: Sounds like it definitely is.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: But it doesn't. I don't have to go all the time, yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: not like Yeah, it's just when I have to go.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: That's that's what it is.
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: That's yeah, that's how I live diarrhea.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: When I've had it, it's usually been that I have
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: to go all the time.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: That's like food poisoning or like you're sick with diary.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: Well, when I have diarrhea, it usually means that I'm sick.
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I see. Mine's more of just like a coin
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: toss when I go to the toilet, Will this be diarrhea?
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: Will it not be? You really don't know.
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: What I'll do is all through row a handful of
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: powder up my ass to make sure it hardens, like
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: a little bit of shortening to kind of turn the liquid.
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, very smart.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were to submerge your butt into a
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: vat of boiling oil, you would deep fry your asshole. Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: I could make a little little panco crusted that would
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: be so Niceah, Like, what is the cake? A funnel cake?
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: Funnel caked asshole?
• 30:28
  Speaker 7: Country fair powdered sugar.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I missed funnel cakes. I feel like that was such
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: a delicious treat before you knew how bad.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: It was for I was a fried dough guy. That was.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: Do what it was fried dough like a like a
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: fried oreo.
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: Or kind of No, literally, just that's fried sugar.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: It's probably like.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Same as a bene Bennet.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: The hell the thing that.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: I put an on my toilet. I think that's the
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: New Orleans treat.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, people say that those are good. I don't
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: think I've ever had one of those either. Fried dough
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: you get it at the country fair, the County Fair.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's just the same thing as a
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: funnel cake, but it's not looped up.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: It's pretty flat. It's got flatten and then there usually
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: be like a couple of bubbles or whatever, and you
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: pour confection or sugar some cinnamon on it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: Pretty dumb to ask, because the ingredients are literally in
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: the name.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just like dough.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: That's the ingredients and the preparation is right there in
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: both the words.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need to overthink that.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: One's very good fried dough.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: It's incredible, especially when you get it right out of
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: the vat of oil rock because then there's a little
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: pool of kind of liquid that the sugar can stick
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: to and like a sludge.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can really only find it at trucks. There's
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: a there's I don't know if I've ever been to
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: a restaurant where they've served it me neither, unfortunately, neither.
• 32:10
  Speaker 7: You could probably ask a chef to do it, though.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Fry some dough.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll just do a little fried dough. Tell me
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: you don't got dell back there, you don't have a
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: deep fried. I just had French fries those microwaved. Got
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: a little doll throw it in the frar.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: What what a restaurant only uses a microwave?
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Applebee's? So many don't fries?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: And Applebee's big on the plane? Planes are big on microwaved.
• 32:41
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, of course.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: So are they microwave in the French fries some places?
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Probably if they're a little soggy. Probably Yeah, Like you
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: know McDonald's isn't microwave and ship m that that ship.
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: Is crisp because they put it up front. They want
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: you to.
• 32:54
  Speaker 7: I want you to see Burger King might be bur king.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: Could I could see Burk microwave microwaving the fries, except
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: I don't think any of those burger places are I
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: mean their nuggets are microwaved.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Right, I don't know what? Or maybe air fried or
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: something like that. You like a convection of it or yeah,
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: I guess you can't speak free Just can't speak freely anymore?
• 33:16
  Speaker 7: Can you?
• 33:17
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• 33:18
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• 33:23
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  Speaker 4: a burst of flavor. No other pouch as that. I
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: promise you that gas station pouches get the job done.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: But once you've tried Lucy, you won't want anything else
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: in your pocket.
• 35:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I watched the gameplay and when he blundered, I couldn't
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: even I as a very possa jazz player, I was like,
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? He had a move where he could
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: have easily forked the king and the opponent's rook with
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: his knight and taking the rook and kind of like
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: run away with the game. I mean it was over
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: and he blundered with his knight, and everyone watching it
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: new I.
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Loved the other dude's reaction. He just got up and was.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, well he's nineteen, oh, Carlson, the best chess
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: player of the last fifteen to ten.
• 36:06
  Speaker 7: Years whatever, crazy nineteen Yeah, so he's probably gonna be the.
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: Next who knows or.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: It was a bad blunder by Magnus. He was killing
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: the guy. How often does he lose? I mean, I
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: don't know how often he loses. Usually they'll play like
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: multiple games in those tournaments, yeah, I think, or in
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: big tournaments best of Yeah, and a lot of them
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: will end in draws. But you get like a certain
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: number of points for a draw, certain for a win.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: So he usually comes through. But he kind of stepped
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: away for a minute from chess and got into poker
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: and other things interesting.
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: I'm sure probably good at all that shit.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: I'm a big Magnus fan. I like him why people,
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: because he's uh, he plays quickly, He's big on speed chess.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: He posts videos of himself playing shit faced, which I love.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: He'll stream himself singing and like drinking and is just
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: whooping guys the chess app.
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: That's awesome.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Highly rated players too. Yeah, sure, And he's just and
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: I don't even know if they know they're playing him. Yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: like Jesus Christ.
• 37:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they probably think that he's just cheating. You don't
• 37:17
  Speaker 7: know what you're not aware of the of the current
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: chess hacking situation.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: I have heard about that. I've heard whispers of it.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know the story though, telling with doctor Lupa,
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: tell me about it. Doctor Lupo, who is.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: A twitch streamer famous for playing Fortnite with Ninja and
• 37:36
  Speaker 7: then obviously you know Fortnite that.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Was what twenty five years ago.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: Feels like it right, the game has been now forever now.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: I mean I was in high school when it came out,
• 37:44
  Speaker 7: and uh so Fortnites died down a little bit.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: I mean, wellever since Smitty stopped playing it.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah exactly. Well, I mean like Ninja, I think still
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: probably plays it because that's where he gets his money.
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: But Doctor Luba kind of fizzled out a little bit.
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: He still streams, but then he he entered in some
• 37:59
  Speaker 7: like hundred thousand dollars chess tournament and I think he
• 38:03
  Speaker 7: won it, and then he got caught cheating. Oh shit,
• 38:05
  Speaker 7: found out because it was an online tournament.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Was he cheating? Was he using some kind of a some.
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: Sort of script that was telling him where to go, right,
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: I'd assume mm hmm.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: You got to give respect whoever wrote that script.
• 38:18
  Speaker 7: It's probably pretty easy. I mean, it's just the same
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: script that the computer. Well, it's probably the same script
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: that the computer would use when you play against it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: Did you see the new robot that they built that
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: salsa Rubik's cube in zero point three seconds? Now, it's
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: so fucking sick.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: That's cool, that's pretty s No.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: I haven't they just like put like six like metal
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: rods on either side.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: It just goes Yeah, I've I actually think I have
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: seen those.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: It's so it's so impressive being able to write code
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: and machinery like that.
• 38:48
  Speaker 7: Yeaheah, it's probably awesome.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Oh but just to finish this thought on the golf tournament.
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Really yes, apology.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: So no, no, I don't care anymore. I've gotten over it.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I've learned.
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: You know, I'm pretty sure you brought up Magnus. Listen again,
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: I'm not I'm not you went on about Magnus.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: There's no blame here.
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: It should the blame.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: I have learned. You route that we love to take
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: on the podcast, and I like it I like it.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: I'm on board.
• 39:16
  Speaker 7: Own loosely says something about magnets and then you went
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: you pretty much read as his biography.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah again, I'm riffing. I'm picking up on the riff,
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: all right, riffing over here? Yeah, continue, you know what
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: I want to hear the I want to hear the
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: guest only okay, guest only story, well only guests.
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: So we played in the tournaments. We played our first,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: but it was five nine hole matches. We're in. There's
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: like eight or eight flights of six teams, and so
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: you play all the teams in your flight, right.
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: I got. I want to hear a little bit more
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: about your process of arrival.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Oh you want me to get mad in depth?
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, for a tournament like this, like I'm assuming you're
• 39:56
  Speaker 7: getting there early.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: How many hours?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Uh we took? I mean there's a boat. We took
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: the boat over and uh good vibes on the boat. Yeah?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Like the boat? Yeah?
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: What time?
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: The boat for the club?
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Can you put you put your drive onto it or
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: you No?
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: No, no club has its own boat. Ye, holy ship?
• 40:17
  Speaker 7: Like the menu? Cool?
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: Speaking of have you seen that Norwegian restaurant that's underwater? Yes,
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: how fucking.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: That has like part of it. It's like a slideshow
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: on the ceiling or like there's like a damn planetarium
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: It is so cool. It is so cool. Norway's doing
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: some really cool stuff with their architecture.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Norway's always you know.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I just booked my trip finally to the Norway. Yeah,
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: when going to go in September.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: Wait, I thought you were done traveling.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: For comedy.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you're like, You're like, I don't even
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: want to go anywhere.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was always wanting to go to Norway. That
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: was going to be my last stop and then I'm
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: just going to be an American forever.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: That's your last stop.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to go anywhere after that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love this country. There's so much to
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: see in this country. There is I'll never get tired.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think there are that many states that I
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: haven't been to. I was actually thinking about it. There's
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: only probably three in North Dakota. South Dakota. Been to
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: them both.
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: I've been to South, never North.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Well, you're missing out Alaska, uh see, obviously not Obviously
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I have not been to Alaska.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: You've been to most of the lower forty eight. That's
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: what you're trying to say.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Well, I've been to Hawaii, so I've been to the
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: upper two. I've never been to Arkansas.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're missing out.
• 41:39
  Speaker 7: I don't think I've ever been to Arkansas either, never
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: been to Arkansas.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've been to Kentucky. Weirdly, and then
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: there's I have that that might be it. I've been
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: pretty much everywhere else.
• 41:52
  Speaker 7: I've been everywhere.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've been to Bama. I've never been
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: to Bama. Anyway.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: I talk to everybody once.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's that? Been around the world twice? Yeah, talked
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: to everyone once. We're a frog man. Yeah that's great,
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: I'm a frog man. Well, we took we took the
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: boat over and we hit a couple of balls, made
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: ourselves a greyhound at eight forty five.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: So what time were you hitting balls?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: You know what a greyhound is.
• 42:25
  Speaker 7: It's a drink.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: It's cocktail Pim's cup mixed with remooth.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: I'm concerned about your level of focus.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: At this vodka soda was splash of grapefruit.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: Eight forty five. Your ship faced, ship face all getting loose,
• 42:43
  Speaker 7: and you're freezing because you just took a boat and
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: it was thirty degrees outside.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: It was enclosed faery with you know, I have a
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: drink on the Yeah, you have a drink on the boat,
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: a bar on.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: How long is the boat ride?
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: Thirty minutes?
• 42:56
  Speaker 7: Damn?
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Go right under the nose of the sat By the way,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: We're going to do this in preparation for the Ryder Cup.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: I need you to take some swings.
• 43:05
  Speaker 7: I've been taking swings.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, swinging less twigs?
• 43:11
  Speaker 7: I haven't taken I do need to honey us to
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: get out there, hit the range.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Let's go.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: I'll find the time. You don't got to worry about me.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: I say we here's what we'll do. You and me
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: spark up a fatty, take the boat over. Let that
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: sea breeze run through our hair.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: I'm not getting on that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Look up the nostrils of the Statue of Liberty. Go
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: take a couple of swings right and hit some balls.
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: Sounds like the boat from what's the fucking movie?
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: The menu?
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Now another one, the Leonardo DiCaprio one Titanic Titanic. No
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: fucking shutter island. Obviously it's the Iceberg. Shut her eye.
• 43:55
  Speaker 7: I feel like shut Her Island.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I would say, yeah, that's that's fair. I mean we could, yeah,
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: we can do it. We can do some role plays.
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: It's a storm, you're gonna be stuck on the island.
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: Shutter Island, I haven't watched that in a long time.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: I think I saw it right when it came out.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: It was a crazy twist at the everyone says that,
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: it's like, Okay, I get it. Yes, it's a crazy twist.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: It is a good twist.
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: It's a banger.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: But he's dead the whole time or something.
• 44:24
  Speaker 7: You nailed it spot on, He's dead the whole time.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I can spoil it.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: A lot of the Leo movies haven't done it for me.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: That one didn't do it for me that much.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: Flower Moon I thought was hot ass.
• 44:36
  Speaker 7: I didn't see it.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: That one didn't do much for me.
• 44:38
  Speaker 7: But Shutter Island was phenomenal.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I also didn't love The Aviator that much.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Isn't that movie like forty years old?
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: It's probably not that long before Shutter Island.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: It was a slog though. It was like two thousand
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: and one. Probably the Aviator Howard Hughes.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: No, it was after two thousand and one, would have
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: been like four.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe nice?
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: What's shut? When did Shutter Island come out?
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: Eight thirteen? No, he wasn't eleven twenty thirteen.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Ah, just what the fucking difference?
• 45:13
  Speaker 7: I guess that's the fucking difference.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: So we're on the boat, we go over there, we
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: we get out, we have our cocktail, we're hitting balls.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: We get into our first match nine holes. Now here's
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: the thing, right for a tournament like this, it's all handicapped. Yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: so you submit yours your handicap and your your partner's,
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: your guest's handicap, and then you're placed in a flight
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: based on where you're combined index.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Lands and what were you guys sitting at are.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Combined index My partner was like an eleven and I'm
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: a six. We were like an.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably a sandbagger. He probably is like well
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: six himself, and he gets a little I'll.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Tell you this, We did not sand bag. We finished
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: dead last in our flight, damn. And I take I
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: take a lot of pride in the fact that we
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: were very honest about our handicap. In fact, some people
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: would maybe accuse us of having vanity handicaps, so going
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: the other way. But I don't know. I wouldn't say
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: that because our matches were largely contested and we held
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: our own. They were all pretty close, kind of came
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: down to the final hole or something. We'd miss a button,
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: the other team would make it. So we we tied
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: two of our matches and then we lost the other three.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: But they they were probably giving you the rigs treatment,
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: feeding you the greyhounds, trying to get you shifted.
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, you get to a point where you're like,
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: let's just drink. We're just gonna drink because we're out
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: of the tournament now, so we might as well just
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: fucking take the tournament. No, No, that I didn't. I
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: haven't won this one.
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: That's this other club.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: Oh boy, yeah, multiple club kind of guy.
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: We uh, we had. We played two matches, three matches
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: on the first day and I think it was the
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: third match on the first day where we played a team.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: You can't really verify someone's handicap. The process of putting
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: together a handicap in golf is as simple as you
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: going into an app on your phone and being like,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: I played golf today at this course from these te's
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: and I shot this score. Yeah, there's no fact there's
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: no checking. If I wanted in a year to play
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: in this tournament again as a twenty handicap, I could
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: just from now till then go into this thing on
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: random days and be like I shot one hundred and four,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: shot one hundred and six. Throw my handicap way up,
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: which means that in the tournament I'm going to be
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: getting a ton of strokes on holes against the team
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: we're playing against. You stroke off the lowest handicapped player,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: and if someone's not hasn't been honest about that, which
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: is very easy, you cannot win. You can't beat them. Yeah,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: it's impossible. Yeah, we played We played a team where
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: we were stroking off the lower guy on the team.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: He was a little bit he was a little bit
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: better than me. So I think I got like half
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: a stroke in the whole match of nine holes. My
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: partner got like four. Yeah, this guy's partner though our
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: opponent's partner was like a fourteen index, so he was
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: the high handicap, which meant that he stroked on like
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: seven or eight of the holes. Ah, this kid, and
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: I'm not making this up on nine holes on a
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: windy day at my club, which is not an easy
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: club shot thirty.
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: Seven, damn one over.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: Gross thirty seven gross, it's part thirty five on that nine.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: So he was he's two over park damn too. Birdies outright,
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: Birdie's net net eagles on a par fours.
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: That's insane.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: You can't beat someone like that. You cannot physically wain.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Say the guy's name, his name was Ross.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: He knows, he'll know Sandbag and Ross. Now if you
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: see a Ross run for the hill.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Dude, it was I got so fucking mad. I was
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: so mad about this because there's money on the line.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: You know, everyone's competitive, we're all trying, and like, I
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: don't know this guy, right, so I'm like, dude, the member, no,
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: he was the guest and to the members credit, the
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: member did not play well at all. So in you'd
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: think maybe they would even each other out, but they
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: didn't because the low guy was the higher handicapped, just
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: fucking beat us by himself and there was nothing we
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: could do, and it was really frustrating. Whole after whole
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: after par net birdie, par net birdie. Ye, Like I
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: have to birdie the holes one after another just to tie.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: So they beat the pants off of.
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: Us, right, did you give him a comment or anything.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Dude, I was getting I was getting pissy. I was
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: getting pissy and I'm not proud of it to the
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: degree that and after every time I'd be like, wow, like,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: great shot, impressive, impressive to watch you nip a wedge
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: to three feet from one hundred yards, a good spin
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: control from a fifteen index. Wow, nice, nice baby, buttercut,
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing you work the ball against the wind, something
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: that you know, I didn't learn until like I got
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: to a fucking four. And anyway, so I'm being a
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: bit of an asshole and he keeps being he's like
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: deflecting and being like yeah, you know, next hole, you'll
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: see the loups coming, or like I don't know, I've
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: never played this well, Like my partner will tell you, like,
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: this is this is rare, this is unusual.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney Dean and goddamn white man can't jump.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So you just feel like you're being you know, fleeced, basically.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: And on the eighth hole, we're walking up the fairway
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: and I'll add this before we teed off. We're walking
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: to the first tee. I introduced myself to the guy
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: and he goes you're that barstool guy, right, which is like,
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: I don't know, as as as a way of saying that,
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: you know, someone was a little like aggressive, almost accusatory,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: as if he was gonna be like, yeah, I don't
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: really like the humor you guys. Yeah, yeah, anyway, but
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: he kind of knew he and then he was like,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: my idiot friends know who you are or something like that.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: And on the eighth fairway matches over. They've beaten us,
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: they've maxed out their points, they've shoved us in a locker.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: I've been growing angrier and angrier. He goes, let's take
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: a picture for my idiot friends, and I went ross
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: said that as we're walking, and I went, I don't
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: want to do that. Ah, this is.
• 52:16
  Speaker 3: The You're salty as hell.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: This is the first and only time in my entire
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: career that I can think of that I have turned
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: someone down.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: For a picture.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: And by the way, the big part of that is
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm worth two ships. If someone asks
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: me to take a picture with them, my god, I'd
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: be honored. I'm flattered. I don't know why anyone want that,
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: but hey, who am I to say no? And I
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: said no, and then I immediately felt terrible at it.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: I felt so fucking bad about it because he was
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: and he goes, he goes, yeah, I feel that that
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: was his response, and sure enough he just in the
• 53:00
  Speaker 2: next match is like he shot like forty five. You know,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: he kind of like bounced back to it. So his caddy,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: who I know, was like, I've caddied for them a lot.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: He that was his career low, like it was a
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: total aberration.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: And you're accusing him of like basically cheating the whole time.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: That happens. It can happen, I guess, like it's rare.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: It's rare for a fourteen or fifteen index to shoot
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: two over par in a tournament in wind whatever. Yeah,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: but it could happen. And I was like, there's no
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: fucking way that you did that.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: How is he beating me? Yeah, well do you know
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: who I am?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: So so anyway, I apologize to Ross. Sorry, that is
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: a public apology. I feel really bad about it, to
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: the degree that I actually wanted to go up to
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: him and be like, let's let's take that picture.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: Let's get that photo.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: He'd be like, no, I'm good.
• 53:59
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: I was worried that he'd be like, I don't, I don't,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: I don't want your fucking picture, and I'd be like, okay,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: So anyway, I acted like an asshole and I'm embarrassed
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: about it, and uh, has.
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: That ever happened to you when when you've gone have
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: you ever been at a club and that the manager
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: will come back and be like, there's people out here,
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: they just want to take a photo real quick, And
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: then you go out and there's still They're like what,
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: No one has ever happened to me? That happened to me.
• 54:24
  Speaker 7: In Baltimore at the Port, the manager was like the
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: there's people that want to take a photo with you.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: And I went out and I just like stood there
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: and they just stood there looking at me, like what's up?
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: And then I just went back to the green room
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: I have. I was mortifying you guys know me.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: That I've had a moment similar to that favorite comedian.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was like going through a line
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: of photos after a show, taking photos and like thanking
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: people for coming. And then I walked It was at
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Philly Helium. Then I walked out for I'm the green room,
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: out that back alley to the street, and I saw
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: a group of people who had come to the show,
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: and I like thanked them for coming and they were like,
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, thanks, and they were just like hanging around
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: and I was like, do you guys want a picture?
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: Because I had just taken fifty photos, So for some reason,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: I just like assumed that they were like about to ask,
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: and this guy was like no, and I was like, oh, well.
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: It's like the most embarrassing.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: I mean, do you want me to take a picture
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: of you guys? The light is like hitting you like
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: so good?
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. I felt like i'd been like punched in
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: the fucking stomach.
• 55:42
  Speaker 7: I don't know why. I thought, sweet, yeah, I'm done,
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: I'm done taking.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: That'll be that'll never happen again, never gonna ever suggest
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: that we take a phone ever again.
• 55:54
  Speaker 3: Or you could be like, I know, for me for
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: my phone.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I want memories. I thought you guys were
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: an attractive group. I like to show people who comes
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: to the show, you guys. You know.
• 56:02
  Speaker 7: I think when I was in Seattle, I did I
• 56:05
  Speaker 7: had because I flew out early to go fishing and
• 56:07
  Speaker 7: I hadn't like spoken to another human being in like
• 56:10
  Speaker 7: three days, and I was after the show, I was.
• 56:13
  Speaker 7: I was standing outside. I was talking to a group
• 56:15
  Speaker 7: of dudes and I was talking that came to the show.
• 56:17
  Speaker 7: Normal guys, we're having a great conversation. But I think
• 56:20
  Speaker 7: I talked to them for so long that they were like,
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: they were like, all right, man, we're gonna head out,
• 56:25
  Speaker 7: Like where are you guys going? You got tickets to
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: come and see me? And then I talked to them
• 56:33
  Speaker 7: for so long that they were like, all right, bro,
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: we're gonna get out of here. You're the rest of
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: your night.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: Do you guys want to get some pizza slice?
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: Just talking to them inside baseball comedy, Yeah, that.
• 56:46
  Speaker 7: Is what I usually end up doing. Well, Yeah, that
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: room was actually pretty solid. I mean the ceiling could
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: have been a little bit lower, and they're like, dude,
• 56:52
  Speaker 7: we don't know.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: Kind of gets political.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: All right, shall we wrap it up? Okai, Thank you
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: guys for listening to the episode. We will see you
• 57:10
  Speaker 7: on Thursday.
• 57:12
  Speaker 5: Goodbye, Stay still underground, game around.
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