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  Speaker 1: I swore I set it for 845.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what happened, man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened there.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
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  Speaker 1: Cuzzle took Jonathan Taylor. We got old school is on
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  Speaker 1: the clock. Old school takes Dak Prescott.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see what we got going on here.
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  Speaker 1: There's still a ton of good players here. Let's see here.
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  Speaker 1: Whiskey is on the clock. Whiskey's got the back-to-back picks.
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  Speaker 1: He takes Stafford and Saquon. Cuzzos on the clock. Old
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  Speaker 1: school Pat Mahomes. Hama Holmes just goes off the clock.
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  Speaker 2: There's this fucking decal on the thing.
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  Speaker 1: Jay, dude, I don't know what happened, Jay. Swear to God,
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  Speaker 1: I said 845. Jane Daniels, you're on the clock.
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  Speaker 2: Jane Daniels is on the clock?
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  Speaker 1: No, you're on the clock. Jane Daniels just went. Caleb Williams.
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  Speaker 1: Royal klutz on the clock.
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  Speaker 2: Where's the fucking draft?
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  Speaker 1: If you go to league, don't click on your team,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: go to league. It's right next to where it says
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  Speaker 1: my team.
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  Speaker 2: Overview? Matchups? No, league. League? All right. And then there
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  Speaker 2: you go. It looks different. A little bit different, I guess.
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  Speaker 1: How's everyone doing? Hope everyone's doing good. Looks like we
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: got everybody but Tony Pepperoni.
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  Speaker 2: Who the hell's Tony Pepperoni?
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  Speaker 1: That's Busby. CMC off the board. I'll kick you off
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  Speaker 1: your phone when you log into there. You can only
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  Speaker 1: be logged into one. Uncircumcised Pennix on the clock. Let's
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: see what we got going on here. We still got reminder.
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  Speaker 1: QBs are at a premium in this. The Sun God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on Ross St.
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  Speaker 2: Brown.
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  Speaker 1: OGS will be Mike Graham on the clock. Then Lizzie.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: Let's see where this goes. JSN off the board. Lizzie
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  Speaker 1: takes Jared Goff. I'm on the clock. Do I want
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  Speaker 1: Bo Nix? Knicks or Herbert? Nope, Herbert's got by week seven.
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  Speaker 2: So Knicks. We'll take Knicks.
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  Speaker 1: Busby's on the clock for the next two picks. Jalen Hurts,
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  Speaker 1: of course. He's actually changed his name to DB in
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  Speaker 1: the Fuzzy Tacos.
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  Speaker 2: James Cook.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here who we got wide receiver wise Puka.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want Puka. I don't want Puka. I'm avoiding him.
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  Speaker 1: He's actually questionable right now. What's going on with Puka?
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  Speaker 1: Working off to the side. He's dealing with a groin injury.
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  Speaker 1: Justin Herbert. Let's go and take CD.
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  Speaker 2: CD lamb.
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  Speaker 1: Lizzie takes Brock Purdy. Mike Graham on the clock. Mike
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  Speaker 1: Busby actually changed his name to DB and the fuzzy tacos.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: Although it still says Tony's pepperoni up here, but when
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  Speaker 1: he logs.
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  Speaker 2: In Tony's pepperoni, that's pretty funny. Anyways.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what do we got going on here? Party was
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  Speaker 1: just taken. What do we got going on here?
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  Speaker 2: What's up, TJ?
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  Speaker 1: TJ already hate my picks.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: Well, that happens. Fucking club. That happens. DJ, it's fun
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  Speaker 2: to have him in the league. He's wheels off.
• 4:33
  Speaker 1: He's set us up like out of the blue. Hey,
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: tell me about fantasy football.
• 4:39
  Speaker 2: What do you want to know? Right? It's a headache.
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  Speaker 2: So I put the top. Let me get out of
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  Speaker 2: this fucking way. James Cook.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: I don't understand why Mike's counted all the way down.
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  Speaker 1: Lizzie's didn't count all the way down and neither did yours.
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  Speaker 1: Like there was still time on the clock, but Mike
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  Speaker 1: wasn't in there just now. So I don't understand what
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  Speaker 1: Yahoo was doing.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows. I've got a J and then, you know,
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  Speaker 2: what's up, Lizzie? People have different names. It throws me off.
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  Speaker 2: Mike said it logged me out. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if you log in on one device when
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  Speaker 1: you're already logged down on another one, it will kick
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  Speaker 1: you out. So just make sure you're not logging on
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  Speaker 1: to two devices.
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  Speaker 2: Trevor Lawrence. That's what I was looking at right there.
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  Speaker 2: Danny Dimes. Oh, I like Danny Dimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's still some really good guys left down
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  Speaker 1: there that are always underrated.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's Baker. And so who took Stafford? Was Stafford taken?
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  Speaker 2: I missed that. Yeah, it's got a checkmark and somebody
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  Speaker 2: next to it. Okay. I don't know. I missed that one.
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  Speaker 2: It was right there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They won't let me draft, though. Okay. Yeah, Love, Shook, Stroud, Murray, Mayfield.
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  Speaker 2: I'm probably taking Mayfield. Yeah, I think I'm just going
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  Speaker 2: to go. Man, I just wish Jordan Love. I think
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: Jordan Love actually hurt my feelings last year. He really did.
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  Speaker 2: He was hurt a lot. Yeah. I got 16 seconds. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Take a look at some stats from last year. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Give me the old man. He ain't
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  Speaker 2: that old. Whiskey's Balzania or whoever. That's who took.
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  Speaker 1: That's whiskey.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So he took a Saffron. Okay. All right. Well,
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  Speaker 2: there you go.
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  Speaker 1: You're probably trading for a bottle of whiskey.
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  Speaker 2: I got a couple of bottles. I've already dipped into
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  Speaker 2: it a little bit too.
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  Speaker 1: Cuzzo's on the clock. Let's see what he does here.
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  Speaker 2: Mike just got back in Jordan loves off the board.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Kenneth Walker, the third, I was looking right. I was
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: old school staring him in the eye.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's old school.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to make sure he gets them. I did
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  Speaker 2: think if I was like, you know what, if I
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  Speaker 2: was able to get, uh, you know, burrow or something
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  Speaker 2: like that, I was like, I was just going to
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  Speaker 2: run it. It's like, fuck it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to put George Pickens off the board. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: I was just going to run all Bengals and Devin
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  Speaker 1: a chain. Oh, he takes a chain and Pickens Pickens.
• 7:18
  Speaker 2: Go old schools on the clock.
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  Speaker 1: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad y'all made it. Just got back in. Good job, Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike. Henry.
• 7:39
  Speaker 2: You son of a.
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: How's those on the clock?
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: Well, if you don't screw me here, I'm going to
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: try to screw myself. I mean, I just like to
• 7:51
  Speaker 2: fool around sometimes.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, who doesn't? Who doesn't like to have fun?
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: He's going to do it. He's going to screw me.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to. Yeah. Like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say it just in case.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: It's such a massive delay if you're listening on your phone.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to screw me. This guy lives to just
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  Speaker 2: screw around with me. He's a younger cousin, so he's
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: taking a couple shots over the years. He's taking some shots.
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  Speaker 2: There we go. I hate this fucking draft. But we
• 8:20
  Speaker 2: knew he was going to do it. Come on. I
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: hate this effing draft.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: You knew he was going to do it. Puka's still
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  Speaker 1: there for you.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: Fuck, that's what I got in the other league. I
• 8:29
  Speaker 2: don't even know if that guy's playing or not.
• 8:30
  Speaker 1: I think I love him.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: But I look at Kyron Williams. His projection is completely ridiculous. Oh,
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: you know what? I need to go 2026. Okay, yeah, 2026.
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  Speaker 2: We'll do X rank. Puka, Jefferson, Hampton. I do like Hampton.
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: And then Collins and Bowers. Projected points. Javante Williams, Brees Hall.
• 8:46
  Speaker 2: It's a... You got to... Here we go. All right.
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  Speaker 2: Brees Hall, Javante. Okay. Javante. That sounds right. So... Give
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  Speaker 2: me a running back because I've already got a receiver.
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: We'll go from there. Your X-Ring right now omitting quarterbacks
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  Speaker 2: is Nakua, Hampton, Collins, Bowers, and London. Jefferson, O'Marron, Hampton, Collins, Bowers,
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  Speaker 2: and London are the next up. Circumcised, Pennix is on
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  Speaker 2: the clock. If you want to look at projected points,
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  Speaker 2: it's Hall, Price, Genty, Hampton, and Love.
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  Speaker 1: Genty gone.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: You're gone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, GSOB is up. Mike Graham.
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  Speaker 1: Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Lizzie.
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  Speaker 2: Then me.
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  Speaker 1: And then DB in the fuzzy tacos. Sam Darnold. Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Justin. Give me a little, give me a little Mario.
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  Speaker 1: In Hampton action here.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: There you go. I actually got C's for my quarterbacks
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  Speaker 2: that I took. I got an eight plus for chase
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  Speaker 2: and a B plus for Williams.
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: You're always going to get low scores on your quarterbacks
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  Speaker 1: here just because of We're taking them so early.
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  Speaker 2: I think I got good scores last Whatever. Tony Pepperoni's up,
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: then Alan Sachs in the city. Takes Nico Collins with
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  Speaker 2: his first pick. Oh, he's the wraparound.
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  Speaker 1: And Brock Bowers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good pick. I was like, I know
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  Speaker 2: he wasn't going to make it back to me, but
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I was standing there looking at him.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on the clock. Okay, let's see. You know what?
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: Brock Bowers goes, why not take Trey McBride?
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: Why not? Man, you don't even like Trey McBride. That's
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  Speaker 2: a hell of a name. You know what, though? Brees Hall.
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  Speaker 2: She had him loaded. Loaded and ready. Brees Hall. Ready
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  Speaker 2: to go. Man, I was like, maybe he makes it
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: back to me. I don't know. Drake Lennon, A.J. Brown, Neighbors, Olave,
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: and DeMontis. But this is the only one I want.
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  Speaker 2: If he goes, I am not drafting a receiver here
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: because I don't give a shit. There's no one else
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  Speaker 2: that's even on the damn same wavelength as me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I know who you want.
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: But if you go up. We'll see. There's Price Available, Love, ETN,
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  Speaker 2: Kyron Rose. You know what's crazy is Kyron, for me,
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  Speaker 2: he could have scored 1,000 points last year. But they
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  Speaker 2: started working in quorum.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no. AJ Brown.
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  Speaker 2: They threw the fucking ball to Devontae Adams. Well, they
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  Speaker 2: threw it.
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  Speaker 1: But also quorum got a lot of action.
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  Speaker 2: He got some action. But yeah. No, it's because every
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  Speaker 2: goddamn time. He would have had 10 more touchdowns if
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  Speaker 2: they would have just gave him half the fucking touchdown
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  Speaker 2: they gave Devontae. Maybe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy shit.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Three more picks until you're up. Is
• 11:18
  Speaker 1: your guy still going to be.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, that's A.J.
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: Brown.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's A.J. Brown. I don't even know who my
• 11:22
  Speaker 2: guy is. I'm sitting here looking around.
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: I don't even see anybody.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: I know who your guy is. I'm looking. I don't
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: even know who we're talking about right now.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: You were talking about a wide receiver. You said if
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  Speaker 1: he's not there, you're not drafting a wide receiver this round.
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There's one guy that I see there that's clearly one
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  Speaker 1: of your guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, two if you scroll down.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit, but... There's the other one. There's one
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: guy that... I mean, he's right there. I know. I mean,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: he's right fucking there. I know. Right there. Right there. So...
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: He's not going to be there, though, because this draft
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: hates me. They're all against me. It's fucking collusion.
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: It's bullshit. Mike's pissed.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Welcome to the club. I'm mad, too. Malik neighbors off
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  Speaker 1: the clock. OK, one more pick.
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  Speaker 2: Does he stay?
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: Does he stay or does he go?
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: Christie will get them. Christie will pick him up. All right,
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: fuck it. I'll draft Jake London. I'll draft Jake London.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: I know. And he's back. I was like, all right,
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: I'll draft him.
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: I'll draft his ass if he's there. Gotta get one
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: goddamn pick out of this thing. And so the next,
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: so your X rankings, Alave, Smith, Love, Higgins, and Flowers.
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: Of course, three of those four. Loveland. Three of those five.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Loveland's off pretty early.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: That's right. 48. Some of those people have been taking
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: him before.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: That's Cuzzo.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. Because Loveland actually has
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: been going before McBride in a lot of leagues.
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: I don't even understand.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: They're talking about that shit. Like, it's great. I'm telling you,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: that offense is there. Everybody's really on top. But anyway,
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: so Love's questionable. Higgins is questionable. Flowers is questionable. And
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: if you flip over to projection points, you got Price, Love.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: ETN, Juckins, and Scataboo, with Love being the only one
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: that has a questionable tag going into week one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, we got more comments. Okay, I'm pissed. Yeah, I'm pissed.
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  Speaker 1: Jadarian Price.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Is he the starter out there?
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he has to be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Whiskey took Waddle.
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  Speaker 1: Waddle, Waddle. Man, it's pretty early. Scatman.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: I thought I might be able to get him.
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  Speaker 1: Takes Waddle and the Scatman.
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: Nice, nice, nice, nice. Let's take a look at his
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: team real quick. We've got two picks before me. If
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: we can hustle. Stafford. Pickens. Waddle. Barkley. A-Chain.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: The Scatman.
• 13:39
  Speaker 2: That's it. Okay. Nice. Not terrible so far. Devante Smith.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: He's doing a good job.
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: Cuzzle's on the clock. Does Cuzzle take?
• 13:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, he takes Higgins. I mean, there's no doubt, right?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: I mean... At this point, I can't say. Is he
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: going to go Chase Brown and Higgins? Oh, I don't know.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I was going to have Chase, and I
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: was going to go Chase Brown and Jamar Chase. I
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: didn't give a shit. I didn't bat an eye at
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: that shit.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I think that's a little bit different. What's wrong with
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: Jeremiah Love out there? He's dealing with some... What is
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: he dealing with?
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: An ankle. Is it a high ankle sprain or low
• 14:18
  Speaker 2: ankle sprain? You know what?
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: Don't have to worry about it. Jeremiah Love, gone.
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Cuzzle takes him. Appreciate that, Cuzzle. You know who I'm
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: going to take right here? Higgins? No, no.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: You're not doubling up on Bengals wide receivers?
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I don't need to. I got to pick a running
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: back here, and I think I'm going to go. I'm
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: against everybody on the Cleveland Browns right now, except for Juckins.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: I love Juckins. I also have Montgomery sitting right here
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: staring at me and DeAndre Swift. But you know what?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: And Bucky and ETN?
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I don't do Bucky. But ETN, I wouldn't be against.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: But yeah, give me Juckins. Okay. Perfect. We'll mix it
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: up a little bit. There you go. So we're building
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: this lineup a little bit. We got Caleb Williams, Jamar Chase,
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: Jake London, Javante Williams, Quint John Juckins, and Baker Mayfield
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: for me right now. Laporta's off the board.
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: For me, a little early on Laporta. He's still dealing
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: with some injury issues. I wish nothing but the best
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: There goes your boy. That's who I.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Was targeting this round was Demo.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I should have flipped. I need to keep flipping this
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: because I was like, yeah, for him taking over a
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: team that's going to run the ball a lot, That's
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: got a great defense. They're going to be looking to
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: run off the clock. He is going to get the
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: ball a lot. He's a big, I mean, he is
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: getting older, but dude, I love, yeah. Dave Montgomery on the,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: the Texans. I'm all in. I was, I was in
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: on him when he was with Chicago, man. Like, holy shit.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Bucky, Chris, another guy I.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Was looking at. He loves New England receivers. You're up.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: See what you got.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to go ahead and go with,
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: let's take ETN.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: He's like the only running back. They're not dealing with
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: an injury right now. They just gave him a big contract.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Why not? Yep. Uh, best available right now. According to
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  Speaker 2: X rank T Higgins, a flowers where she rice Garrett
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: Wilson got me up. There goes Wilson up. There goes right.
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: She writes you're back on the clock. Go ahead.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: Um, I think I'm going to go back running back.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: This round, let me just take a look. Do I
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: want this guy? I got a little bit further to go.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: I can already see what I'm doing. But Higgins, Flowers, McMillan, LaConkey.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: Does that make it?
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: LaConkey. You got me. I saw LaDonkey. McConkey.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: LaDonkey.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Swift and Ibuka are the top six available right now,
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: according to X-Rank.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: Let's take Tootin' here. A little Tootin' reaching a little bit.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: I don't think he'll be there. I would like him
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: the next round.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Kelsey off the board.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: But I don't think he's back. Lizzie took Kelsey in
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: the seventh round.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: Holy shit.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: She wants to make sure she gets Mr.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Swift. Man, that is early as hell. McMillan's off the board.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad pick.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: Nope.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: But I'm hearing a lot of good things about Tootin
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: He's questionable, but he's dealing with an illness.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: There goes a boob.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: It's not actual an injury.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: She's a little sick. A little sick of the tummy.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Can you keep him? Well, all right.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Well, he took Swift, and I was going to take Swift.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: So now you know what's going to happen now. You're
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: looking at RB? No. I'm looking at just X rank.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Just X rank?
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: Well, I tell you what. I already have it hovering
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: over Higgins, but I like McConkie.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: So we're going to do Higgins and McConkie.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: McDonkie.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Higgins.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: McDonkie.
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: McDonkie. Say it right.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Ah no that's mcconkey i just like.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Okay what i was trying i told you i was
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: gonna make it easy for you i should have took
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: a running back there i feel bad.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Well if you didn't cuzzo probably takes him here yeah right.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: I feel bad because i actually really should have took
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: a uh or i mean running back there he probably
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: takes um so but yeah no i was gonna leave
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the leave him for uh for cuzzo and uh yeah
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: so we got Cuzzo, old school, whiskey, old school.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: Whiskey twice.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You got to double up on the whiskey.
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: TJ said, Lizzie, I thought we were friends.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: Jay said that pick was for you, Alan. Who'd Jay take?
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: I missed it. Let's see here. How was I the
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: only one who didn't know we were drafting tonight? What
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: the fuck? Yeah, I don't know, man. And not only that,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: but Alan set the damn time 30 minutes early. So, yeah,
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: we were all in the middle of the other draft.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Is Jay uncircumcised Pennix?
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Yes. Okay. The demo pick. Yeah. Dick. So, but yeah, no,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: it's a, it sucks. Rams, the Rams defense off the
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: board in the eighth round. That's I just want to
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: make sure you know about that.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on. Let's breaking news.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: You you're skipping. I can only see the.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Kyle pits was taken.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Oh, whiskey was even drafted in the last one.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Whiskey took him.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. You guys are fun.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: Tyler Warren, Zay Flowers. So Cuzzle took Zay. Old School
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: takes Tyler Warren. Whiskey takes Kyle Pitts. The Rams defense.
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Old School takes T.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Higgins. DJ Moore.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Cuzzle takes DJ Moore. You're on the clock. You're taking Marsha.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: You finally got Marsha Lloyd.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Finally. It's been 87 years. I got somebody that I
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: fucking wanted.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Jackson Dart. Jay's just drafting players that I like now.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: This whole draft is just to fuck with you.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Let's just look here. Lamar.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: So he takes Lamar.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: St. Brown.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: Malik Neighbors.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Genty. Demo.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Abuka.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I love Abuka. That was off the board.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: T-Law.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: And the Dart Train. You're up, by the way.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: I'm up. Hold on.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Best available is Burden, McLaurin. No, I'm just going to
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: get my guy. Let me get Jay. Williams. Scary Terry,
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: quick after that by Tony Pepperoni. Tony Pepperoni's on just
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: flying right now. We're already in the ninth round. We're,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: I don't know, how many minutes into this?
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: That's DB in the fuzzy tacos.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: DB in the, why is he called DB? Oh, Dylan
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Buzby in the fuzzy tacos.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Romandre. And I'm just going to go ahead. I mean,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: he's still kind of sitting here staring at me. He's
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: a guy that I like. Let me just check by week.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: I'd hope so. Oh, you're okay.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Let's take Devante.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: I mean. There you go. Why not? Like quorum. So
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: we're in the ninth round now. We're actually going to
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: take a look at a couple things and just see
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: what's going on. You got Mike on the clock. You
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: got your N.A. 's in the top right. Yeah. Yeah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: Your N.A. 's in the top right corner, but it's
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: all scattered. Yeah. Bush, please. So this is where you
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: start kind of looking at maybe getting that third quarterback
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: or something like that. I would have already had mine,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: but thanks to Alan, he started the goddamn draft at 815. And, uh, yeah, yeah.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: So that's life, I guess. Ferguson's off the board. Jay,
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: you're up. Then we got Christie, myself, cuzzo old school.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: And then whiskey again, um, does fall off quite a bit, but, uh,
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: but yeah, if you look at your, like right now,
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: your X rank, if you want to see, uh, JK
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Dobbins is off the board, uh, burden a dude. Oh,
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: there you go. Talk. I hate fantasy football. I just
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: want y'all to know that I do. And I gotta,
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: you know, I gotta go ahead and just get my
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: damn quarterback now. And we're going to, we're going to
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: flip Stroud Murray. Oh shit. Hold on. Murray. It is.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: All right. Screw it. Sending it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Damn it. Damn it.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. I want,
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: I want to strap. I want to shuck. And I mean,
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Damn it! Anyways. You flipped and you got the wrong guy? No,
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: Christy took Tyler Shook before I could get to him,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: so I had to flip between fucking Kyler Murray and
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: goddamn Stroud. I was so fucking mad.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: All right, so next available up.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Right now, according to X-Rank, Adunze Watson, Parker Washington, Mike Evans,
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Tucker Craft, and Marvin Harrison Jr. Burden was just taken.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: And then if you're looking at projected points, you got Warren, Brooks, Pollard, Mason, Chuba,
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: and Gainwell. There you go. That's where we're at right now.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: So, hold on. Odunze goes off the board. CJ Stroud,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Brandon Aubrey. Old school takes Houston.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: Cuzzles on the board.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: On the clock.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Bro, I get Aubrey in the 11th or 12th round
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: in these leagues. but I got to go get them
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: in the ninth round in the real leagues. And now
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: here we go. We got, you got TJ with fucking bits.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I'm just not really having a
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: great time. Deep Texas defense off the fucking board. It's
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Little buddy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: You're on, you're on, you're up.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Parker. Washington's gone. Oh God. Jason, I love you.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Whiskey is on it tonight. Oh, What do I got
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: in the store?
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: So I got one and two and fucking, you know,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Jonathan Brooks.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Let me get that. And we'll even out
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: a little bit. So next up available, we got Watson Evans,
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: craft Harrison, Warren and Brian Thomas jr. That is if
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: you go by X rank, if you want to look
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: at projected points, Warren Pollard, Mason Hubbard, Gainwell and bill.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: There you.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Go.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I can still hear you on my mic.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Just so you know. There'll be some clips from this. Oh, no.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Because we're in the little corner there. Okay. We'll keep
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: it like that.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Tucker Craft. Spencer Schrader.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Okay. All right.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: Bryce Young.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Here comes Saxon. Jalen Warren. I'm up. Do I take
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: a QB now? I mean. Let's see here. Seven and ten.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take a, let's just take a swing
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: at someone who might do something.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: If not, I can cut them. Yeah.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Let's throw a leg on Malik Willis.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: Why not? So we're going to bring back DB and.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: The fuzzy tacos is on the clock. He takes Tony
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: Pollard and we, uh, we're.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Going to bring back the, uh, the betting part of this,
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: but it'll be on our fantasy site, uh, our fantasy
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Instagram and whatnot. So we're going to have a, like a, a, He.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Takes Aaron Rodgers. I was debating between Malik Willis and
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. I went ahead and went with Malik.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: You're going to have your parlay. We'll have a lock.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Throw a leg on it. We will ask somebody each
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: week to throw a pick in there. Now, we do
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: have to do a couple videos. I don't know if
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: it'll be. It's got to be actually tonight. We got
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: to knock these things out because we got to do
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: our Lions predictions. We got to do the Bengal predictions. Okay.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: If we can, if we can get old school to
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: join us, Really quick, after we're done with this draft,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: he can do his KC prediction. Okay. You know what
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: I mean? All right.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Not a lot of wide running backs I like.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Do I need another QB? I don't know, man. Well,
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: I guess we'll look at this.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and just give Alec Pierce a try.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Why not?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Whiskey's asking about his lineup. Go ahead and click on
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: his name if you don't mind.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: What's his question?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Well, just click on his lineup. And he says, do
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: I need another QB or RB? So let's see what
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: he's got. Well, he's got one QB. Lizzie takes Chuba.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: Mike's on the clock. Two QBs. You want a third QB.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: And right now, if you want advice from us, you have...
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: You got Ward, Smith, Brissett. That's it. That's pretty much
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: all you're starting. That's it? No, I think you can
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: go lower. Mendoza, Penix. Oh, two was there, but I
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: don't think two was starting. Deshaun Watson? Deshaun Watson's a starter.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: He is the starter there?
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Okay. So, yeah, they said that. Mike Evans, Christian Watson. Yeah.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Is a starter. Oh, it's on me now. What do
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: I need? So, real quick, let's see here. We had–
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Go ahead.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: I took Alec Pierce, then Chuba Hubbard, Mike Evans, Christian Watson,
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Seattle defense.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: BTJ was still there? Damn. Yeah, I took him. That's
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: a good pick. Yeah, you like that? Cazzo. Got a
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: B-plus on that one. Oh, I'm sorry, an A. Excuse me.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Excuse me. So what is he looking for? What does
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: he need?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: He needs to take another wide receiver.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: For a QB. I mean, yeah, QB, I mean. Yeah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: take a QB here, bud.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And then it's just, you know, getting yourself some wide
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: receivers and some running backs.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: You know, you'll still have.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: One.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Cam Ward was just taken. Sorry, bud. Yeah. Yeah. Once
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: you start talking about it, I'll tell you what they start. Gino,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I mean, Gino's with the Jets, man. Aren't you a
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Jets fan? Gino and the Jets. J-E-T-S. Jets, Jets, Jets. Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, I like that pick because you know he's
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: going to start all year. Old school is on the clock.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: At some point in time, I expect Cade Klubnick to
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: be the starter there. Cade Klubnick will be the starter
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: at some point in time for the Jets this year.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: This year?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: This year.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Putting it in? Putting in a call. Okay. QB of
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: the future.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: We busting open the Cheez-Its? I just want one.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: Okay. I don't eat a lot of junk food these days.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: So I found some Coors Light beer cheese flavored Cheez-Its.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Jordan Mason, Geno Smith, KC Concepcion.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: Smells different than Cheez-Its.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Just pour a little right there. Yeah, pour a little bit.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Smell it. I know, right? Yeah. Yeah, I just want
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: to cuff it. Not that they want to hear you eat. Melvis. Melvis.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: It's beer cheese, right? Yeah. Oh, they're good. Yeah, they're good.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: We got Cuzzle, and then you're on the clock. Right. Yeah.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I like it.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: You're on the clock.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Beer cheese.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Cuzzle took Harold Fannin. That's pretty good.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Let me see. Do I need? All right. So
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: I got on my bench, I got a running back, quarterback,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: running back, and a receiver. I've got in my flex,
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: a receiver. So I kind of can go either way.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: You know what? Let's do a little, uh, let's do gain. Well,
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: let's see what happens. Yeah. Throw it out there. The
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: next one, I'm going to have to take a receiver though.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: And it's going to.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Be plenty of green Bay receivers there for you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Well, Oh, you know what? I already got my next plan.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I've already got to figure it out. I mean, there's
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: some good guys out there. I got plans. I got plans.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: That's not terrible. I've had worse.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: These are... I haven't had Cheez-Its in like, shit, 10 months. Really?
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I haven't eaten that shit since February. Okay. I got
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: back from Vegas with the old school, you know, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: we're like looking at the picture. Jesus Christ. I was like, nah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: I'm done, man. I'm bugging. I'm done with this shit.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Bill.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Gone. Bill's off the clock. All right. Who's... Jay's going
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: to take someone I like.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Huh? Lizzie said, can you check mine?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: I'm all over the place. Let's fire it up. You
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: got it? No, no, no. I don't click on those things.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: You click on them. Let's see here.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Saxon City. She's got Jared Goff, Jedis, Olave, Bijan, Brees, Mr. Swift, Rico, Purdy,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Blake Corum, Jalen Warren, Chuba.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: You need to work on a little wide receiver action.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: George Kittle. Your guy's still there.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Damn it. No, I was going to take him and
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: then my guy.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: She takes Jaden Reed.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Boygan. There you go.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Uh, Denver defense was also taken.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm on the clock. I think you had a
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: pretty well, well run a team so far. Just keep
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: filling in those spots for what receiver, um, your receiver,
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: your guy that I like.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Let me take RJ Harvey here.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I believe in RJ. One more tight end. And
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: then it's some receiver and running back help. And if
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: you don't, does she have three, uh, quick QBs? Um,
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: hold on.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: DK Metcalf and Josh Jacobs. Oh, probably never played football again.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: No, he didn't Ray Rice that chick. It wasn't on
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the elevator camera. There's video. Is there really? It just
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: hasn't been released yet. So if there's video, I want
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: no part of the player. Shit. Oh, I'm on the
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: clock again.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: What do I need?
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I could use another. Let's go check out sex in
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: the city. We'll see what she's going on with.
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: So she's got a third wide receiver yet.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: No. She's got a running back in her flag. She's
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: already got a QB. She is Corum Warren Hubbard. She's
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: got three running backs on the bench with one receiver.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: She needs to get her third. So Lizzie needs to
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: get her third QB and then start working on receivers.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take Tate here.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Tate's a guy I've been taking in some drafts. I
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: like Carnell Tate. Lizzie's on the clock.
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: Wide receiver, right? No, she needs QB. She needs a
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: third QB. And so what's available right now for her
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: at QB is going to be Brissette. And then, I mean,
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: that's pretty much it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Tua, Watson.
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: You have that. You just don't know what's going on
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: with those other two dudes. That's what's so crazy about the...
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: She took Pittman. Oh, no. What'd she take? Oh, no. Wait,
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: She wasn't... Oh, no, she took Cuzzo. Kirk Cousins. Oh, okay.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Kirk O2 Chains.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: Kirk O2 Chains? Okay, okay.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: That's why I didn't see his name there, because I
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: was scrolling.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then OG.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Mike takes Michael Pittman. Jay takes Aaron Jones. And then
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Clutz is on the team, and then you're on the clock.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: On the team, on the clock. I got two more
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: positions I got to take. I have my three QBs.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Tight end defense and two bench players I need to
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: work on.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Corlin Sutton.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: Hey, thanks for not screwing me over.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Let's take a little Hunter Henry.
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get two. Taking two? Two tight ends? Two.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I might take two tight ends with this draft. I'm doubling.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Doubling up. Yeah, Liz, you need to. Oh, you already
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: got your other. So, yeah, work on receivers because you
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: got a lot of running backs. So your receivers, like
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: if you're actually looking at it, you can look at
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: X-Rank too. Marvin Harrison Jr. There's Godwin there, but I
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: like Michael Wilson, I think, in this thing. There's Downs,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: but he's hurt. Quentin Johnson, Stefan Diggs. Yeah. Stribling is there.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, if I'm Lizzie, I'm taking a wide receiver
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: with my next pick.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Got Jordan Addison there. And then... Yeah, if I'm looking
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: at this, I'm taking Stripling.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I'm actually probably going wide receiver, wide receiver.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: You took Hunter Henry, Kyle Menongai, Jacoby Brissett, Dalton Kincaid,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Stefan Diggs, Old School's on the clock, then Cuzzo, then Artie.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: And if you're looking at receivers right now, projected points,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Turpin is up next. Golden downs, Washington, Harrison. There goes Harrison.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, Turpin's like X rank, like 2080. He's not
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: even on this thing, but he's projected more points in
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Michael Golden. Isn't that insane? Yeah. Like what the hell
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: are we even talking about?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, and even just scrolling down, I like Ty Lemon.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: I don't mind him. There goes dribbling. God, you're on.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: You're on the clock. Let's be cool. Let's be cool.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, just be cool. Let's be cool. Let's be cool.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: Quentin Johnston still there. Matthew Golden. Okay.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Dallas Goddard.
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: This is where I'll stretch a little bit for like
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: for some play. Like, you know, it's like wide receiver
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: two or three for that team. What kind of lemon
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: lemon lemon? So that's where I kind of like on
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: these types of things. Yeah. I mean, I like if
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: she's got to pick a receiver here, I like, uh,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: Wilson and I like Addison. You know what I mean?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Mark Andrews off the board. Romeo Dobe is over there
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: in new England these days. You like Quentin Johnston too.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Don't you? I was a, I was a fan, but
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: I can't catch the ball. It's like six and a
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: half foot tall. Can't catch the ball.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: It takes Michael Wilson.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Okay. There you go. Someone's listening to the show. There
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: we go. We got Allen and then Tony Pepperoni for
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: two and then Allen again. The devil's four-way right there.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: Four dongs and four walls.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to look at some Arby's. Well, let's see
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: who's available here for you.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: There's a guy that I'm just going to kind of take.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: No, you know what? I can throw a leg on
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: that guy later. You know what?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I'm going to take a second tight end.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: And a guy that I've, I've kind of believed in
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: this year. There's two guys. Oh, there's Isaiah likely.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: They're right there.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And I like Brenton strange. I also like Jawan Johnson.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I was like looking around at your guy too.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: All I like all three of those guys, but I
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: kind of, I don't know. I feel good about likely
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: I talked myself into a man or in our home league.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Once again, uh, Busby's listen, as he takes Jawan Johnson immediately.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I have him in Busby's league, but you also get
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: like a point and a half per reception in that league.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: They got the extra there. Charbonnet is off the clock.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: I think he's out for like the first four weeks, right?
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: He's still recovering from at least four weeks.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: You're back up again. I'm back up. What's going on
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: in your world?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: High receiver, like a running back.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: You got Allen, Lamb, Williams, Amari to Hampton. I think
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go RB. Let's go RB.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Rashad White's still there. Chris Rodriguez, Woody Marks, Taji Spears.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to keep going, keep going.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Keep going. Did you get David Montgomery this time? I
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: did not. Jay took him. I was going to handcuff him.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can get the handcuff for a gentee
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: right there. Washington. He's available.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: He is. Could possibly be a week one starter.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: There's a backup for the other guy. Well, I'm looking at.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Who's the backup for Charbonnet? Who's behind him?
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, prices.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Hold on.
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Hold on. Oh, shoot. I didn't get Chris. God took
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Chris Godwin. I ran out of time.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: Son of a bitch. Lizzie's up on the clock now.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: And she takes Washington.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Malik Washington.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: What's kickers at these days? Did not. I'm pissed anyways.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm not taking a kick.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: I did not want Chris Godwin. I will be dropping him.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Or if you want to trade for him, he's up
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: for trade. Well, just wait for you to drop them,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I guess. Oh, there's T-Smacks. Oh, so T-Smacks, their kicker.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: That's who that is. Okay, all right. Yeah. Yeah, the
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: whole thing. I'll take a T-Smack. I don't know who
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the fuck that is. Speak English, kid.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: For the Packers. Okay, who is that? I don't know. Speak. Talk.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're saying, man. You got to
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: break it down.
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Eagles defense.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: There we go. Josh Downs, Johnston, and then.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Jacoby Myers.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: You're on the clock.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get my guy real quick. Brenton Strange,
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: there we go. There you go. I'm glad you didn't
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: fucking screw me over because I was going to flip
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: this whole fucking table. I thought about just to piss
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: you off. I was going to... I've already had fucking...
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: I've already hit the limit. Like, I don't even know. Like,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I'll just burn this place down. I'm locking doors and
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: keeping people in. Okay. All right. I'm jumping out windows.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Cuzzle, old school, double whiskey. And then a double shot
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: of whiskey.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: There you go. I need a defense and a kicker.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much what I need. There's two rounds left.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Everybody else should be around that same range as well.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: But I've seen a lot of horny gnomes here. Says,
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: what's up slots? Oh, what's up? I'm 100% FF free
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: this year.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Congratulations. All right. I'm like 10 leagues.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Not by choice. My normal three leagues just don't want
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: to do shit.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, you should have got in on ours, man. We
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: did a Survivor League. We've done this one. We got
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: the other one. Yeah, we got leagues on leagues, brother. Yeah,
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: I want to kick Jay out for you. Shit. Oh,
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: I'm back up.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Let's take kicker time. Who do we got? All right,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: let's do X ranks here. Dicker, the kicker, Myers.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: I thought someone took Myers. Okay, real quick. Little loop.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Jacoby Myers was taken.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Different.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Chris Rodriguez, Quentin Johnson, Dalton Schultz, Jordan Addison, emmet johnson
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: new england defense.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I saw myers there but i was like fuck it
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: i gotta get i saw my guy fuck it we'll
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: do a lot you know what i should just put
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: the damn jersey on you know what the only i
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: got one football jersey in my closet and it's a goddamn.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: Hater you can't kick me out i can do what
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: i want okay You know what? Hey, Horny, do you
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: want Jay's team?
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I can just pass it over to you.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Will you calm down?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Rams, do you going to be unstoppable?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Meh. I doubt it. I doubt it. I fucking doubt it.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Just saying. We're rounding out round 16 right now. Pick
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: 11's on the board.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Romeo Dobbs.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I like that. Let's see what.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Jay does here. Jay takes Dicker the kicker.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Hey, all right. Surprised he didn't try and screw me
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: over on the kicker-wise. Yeah, yeah. All right. We're going
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: to go full screen here for a little bit. It's
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: been a while. You can see our beautiful faces. We're
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: all shot out a little bit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: My defense is still sitting there. Mike takes Xavier Worthy.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Lizzie's on the clock. What's Lizzie doing? Lizzie's taking Tyler Bass.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: And then who do the Browns play week one? Go ahead.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Jacksonville, ain't it? That's right. Yeah. Yep.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Tony Pepperoni, a.k.a. DB and the Fuzzy Tacos.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: What a terrible fucking draft. Jesus, Alan, you got to
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: pay attention.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: I just feel like throwing a weird one together after
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: this hits me. Let us know we're in.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Jay, I'm vested in this shit. You ain't vested in nothing.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: Jay's been around forever, man.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: He's getting all salty because I told him I'd kick
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: him out for horny.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Fuck, I mean, how long? 2018? Since we started the podcast. Yeah, 2018.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Like episode three, he shows up out of nowhere.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. crazy yeah crazy shit.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Oh i'm on the clock okay hold on i gotta
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: get a kicker get my kicker where's he at the
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: kicker for uh detroit these days jake bates aka the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: legatron i'm done uh cam little went off the clock
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: so uh db took pittsburgh defense cam little take jay
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: bates lizzie takes the buffalo defense.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Nice Almost done with this one. We're going to hang
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: out a little bit longer.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Scummy's in the house. How are the teams looking, fellas?
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Looking not bad.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Not great. Not great.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: So I need one more player.
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, TJ. Look it up on your phone.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: God almighty. Just help him out. Yeah, TJ. There's one
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: pick left.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: We're in round 17.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can pick whoever you want. You already got your...
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: You got a full roster already. You got everybody in
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: each position. You got a kicker. You got defense. Just
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: take whoever you want. Yeah, just pick a player that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Mike Washington goes off the board. Woody Marks was also
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: off the board.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: It's not terrible. So we're sitting at....
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: RD's on the clock.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's easy.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Cuzz-O, Old School, and then Whiskey.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Hold on. Oh, there it is. Give me Chargers. They're
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: ranked number two for week one.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a drop-in kind of guy. Liz says,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: my team sucks a big bag of dicks.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. Jesus. No, I actually liked your team. That's
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: probably why it sucks.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, well, old school's on the clock.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: And then we've got whiskey with the Mr. Irrelevant.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: What are you whores drinking? Just push lights tonight. Yeah. Yeah. We,
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: we already did. We did a couple of reviews. We
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: had Sam Adams, a cherry bomb. We had a Pabst
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: blue ribbon, a pickle beer.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: And then, yeah, we just, it's Josh down whiskey with
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the last pick. pick number one 70. There you go.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Come on whiskey. Let's see what you got. And that's it.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: What do you take? I don't know. It clicks off immediately.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I know. Um, so yeah, we'll look around by round. Um,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: you can actually look at the board, look at the
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: results and stuff like that. And then if you want
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: me to show you, I'll show you right now.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Uh, Giovanni Bernard.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: No, that's not Giovanni Bernard. It's G Bernard, but it
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: says wide receiver.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Jeremy, Jeremy Bernard. So here you go. This is
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: what the board looks like.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Um, You want to go back and look at it,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: you'll get your scores later, but it was a wild-ass ride,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Here's the top. You can tell who was auto-driving and
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: who wasn't at the time. But, yeah, it was.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: A good time.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Good time, I think.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Horny's drinking a Cayman Jack Agave Mule.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay. Comes in a can. Or a bottle, right?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: It's not a mocktail.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: It's one of those that's already pre-made. But I think
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: they're called mocktails. Mocktails?
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not alcohol. Is that what it means? No, no, no, no, no.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: It's non-alcoholic.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: They're non-alcoholic or you're not? No, no, that's... What's a mocktail?
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: That's cool, though. A mocktail is a non-alcoholic mock drink
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: designed to replicate the flavor, appearance, and sophisticated experience. Horny's
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: Fine Beers Deep. There you go. T.J.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Likes his defense and his kicker, at least.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. I'm always about the defense and the kickers.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: I was making up some whiskey and Dr. Pepper. Yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I was going to have some of that. I got
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: to go in the office tomorrow. I got suckered into
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: going in on a Friday. Aubrey and the Rams. Aubrey
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: and the Rams. I went too soon on Aubrey, man.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: I just thought I could have got him. Yeah, no, we...
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: Six bush lights and a cherry bomb in. Oh, and a.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Half a PBR pickle. Yeah, PBR pickle.
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: It didn't taste like pickle. It smelled so great, but
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: it didn't taste anything like a damn pickle. It says
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: it's 5.9%. Nice. His little Cayman Jack. I like that.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: That's right in the wheelhouse, man. You don't want something
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: that's too heavy. Because you want to sit there and
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: just have fun and enjoy yourself. You know what I mean? Yeah. Shit.
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: I hear you, man. So, anyways, there you go. Two
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: drafts done tonight. One with SB Fantasy Football. The other
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: one with Strikeout Beer. That's it, man. Season starts next Wednesday, actually.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Wednesday game, Thursday game, and then off on Friday. And
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: then they come back for Sunday, right? I think so. Yeah.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: That all sounds accurate.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Which is crazy because, yeah, the ones that I get,
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: I think they're down in Brazil or some shit like that.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Or we're there somewhere, some wild-ass place. But it's a
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: rematch for the Super Bowl. It's Patriots and Seahawks, I believe. Okay.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken. So, yeah. There you go. It just, man,
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: I tell you what. We jumped out of this one
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: just in time to get in the other one. And, man,
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: what a long ass. This draft seemed to go faster
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: than the other one. This was done in less than
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: an hour. Yeah. This one went. And they were both minutes. Oh,
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: you know what? Because we started the other one at 7.15.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: And so it just kind of bled over. So this
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: one moved fast, though. Distill Pickle is the best on
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: the market. Never had it. Never had Distill. Never had Distill? No.
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Because they did the collabs with the bands. It was
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: got the Phantom of the Bride or something like that.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: Is that the one that's got the... It's not 3.11.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: It's the other one. No, because that's the one that
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: does the NAs. The 311's an NA. Cheers, cheers. Fuck.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Still does the.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I can picture it. I'm going to pull it up
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: right now because I already know. It's got like a
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: skull on the can. I think that's the... What's it called?
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: The Phantom of the Pride one or whatever. Well, there's
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: the still, so they got some beers out there now. Oh,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: the Deadhead. We've had Deadhead. We've had Torbos. We've had
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Still Your Haze. Yeah. They got a bunch of beers.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: They do.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: They do, for sure.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the still always has that. There's always a skull
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: of some sort. We've had Evil Knievel. Yeah.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: Deftones.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Deftones. Beer is someone else. No, Deftones. That's what I
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: was thinking. I was thinking of Deftones, but he says
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: that's someone else. Oh, yeah. They do it with someone
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: else anyway. Yeah. Anyway. All right. Cool. Close that out. Bing, bang, boom.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Two drafts done.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, buddy.
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: What a night.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: He says, I think.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: It's all good.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: How do you like your teams?
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: All right. I don't even remember what my team looked like.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: I just closed out the window. I wasn't excited about
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: this one, but I still got, I did it with
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Jamar Chase and I ended up with two quarterbacks that
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: I think are serviceable. That'll be just fine. Yeah. I
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: think it'll be fine. You know, and then of course,
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: Christie came in and took, Tyler shook from me. Jay
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: just started drafting everyone.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I like, yeah.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Gotta love draft day.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Always.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: You know, we woke up this morning. It was like,
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: first thing Alan said to me, he's like, it's draft day, baby.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I know. All right. That was fun.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: My team sucks. That's the name of my team. It
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: was drafted. Is it not this league? Yeah, no, not
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: this league. What do we know? The name of my
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: team is RD or my thing. So shit. Dick Daniels. Yeah.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think it's either one. Oh, they're coming.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Well, let's see what they're still, they were still processing
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: when I was pulling draft grades.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Um, Oh, nope. They're out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: They're out.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lizzie got an A-..
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: Nope, that's the other league.
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: She got an A- and an A-. I'm.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Looking at one where she's got a C +.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Which one is it? She drafted Jared Goff.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: In strikeout beer, she got a C +.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: Weird. No idea. That's this one. Strikeout beer is this one. Yeah.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Didn't tell you.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Cuzzle got an A-. First, you got a B minus.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Old school got a C plus. She got a C plus.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I got a D plus. Old school got a D plus.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: You got a D.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: So then everything is just a lot. Minus. Whiskey got
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: a D minus. If you get an email that gives
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: you the score, email Alan, and he'll give you the
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: real score.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Or just click on the website.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: So she did. How the fuck do you think she
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: got that? I don't know. Yeah. Oh, Phantom of the Brides,
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Belching Beaver. That's that other one. Yeah. Belching Beaver. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Belching Beaver's got some great, great shit, too.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, good. She actually got Jared Goff in two leagues.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Which top 10 quarterback. If it lets go. I know, man.
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: Jay is predicted.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. To go 0-15. Oh, my God. How do
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: you go 0-15?
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: He's super excited. He's super excited about it. He goes, F.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Let's F and go.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: I'm winning. Oh, he got it. He's predicted to go 0-15.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: So he's going to win? Well, it's J. He'll fuck
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: it up. I can't get out of my own way, bro.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I'll sit here looking.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, let's see what's going on here.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Here's a funny line out of his. It says, well, folks,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: it looks like uncircumcised Pennix Jr. might need a little
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: extra help this season. Drafting fifth in the 10-team league,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: they managed to snag a draft grade of F, which
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: is about as popular as a soggy sandwich at a picnic.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Soggy shit sandwich.
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Oof.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so mine for... strikeout beer i got a d
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: minus but it doesn't show me the sp fantasy um
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: let me go pull it up yeah no it's weird
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: yeah whatever it says like yeah no she already got
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: her little uh her thing and it's like that's what
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: i told her oh not draft i got an a
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: plus for uh sp fantasy yep so yeah i don't know.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Does she just show the same She got a B +.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: She got a B-plus in the other one.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's weird. Yeah, maybe she's shooting different screenshots. Good
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: to tell you, man.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Jay had the lowest score in both leagues.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. The A-plus is actually, it's very real. Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: You don't want an A or an A-plus. You want
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: almost like a C-minus. All it is is that you
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: drafted people when they said it was acceptable to draft them.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: That's kind of how they- Off the Yahoo default rankings.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So some of these, especially like in a league
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: like this, it doesn't because our scoring is completely different. Yeah. So,
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: but yeah, you can sit there and like, oh yeah,
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: here we go. You know, got an A plus, but yeah, no,
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: the A plus curse is real. Yeah. So it's going
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: to be a rough year for me. Yeah. And most
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: of them, except for that D plus. Yeah. Watch the F. Yeah.
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: But Jay, you're not winning. You'll screw it up.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: Don't worry. Well, you got the F, right? No, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: you get the F.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: He had the lowest score in both leagues. Yeah, you
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: want a C- to a D +. That's the sweet spot.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: That's how you know you're going to do some shit.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: But yeah, F, you're out.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: He's predicted to go 0-15 and 5-10. He must have.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: A bad, tough schedule. And tough schedules are real. Like,
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I ran into that, I think, with the Gangsta last year.
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: It was like, oh, yeah, you're going to, you got
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: a tough schedule, a tough schedule, or some shit like that.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: And I ended up, like, number, I think, fifth. So,
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: eked out some wins, but ultimately it was over.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: He's predicted to have the second Toughest schedule in one.
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: And let's see here. The ninth. Okay.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: So where he's going to go five and 10.
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: He's predicted to have the ninth toughest schedule.
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesus. That don't make no sense. Well, it just
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: means he sucks.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I will finish dead last. Well, you owe us a
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: case of beer. If you finish that last, not this year, I'm, um,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: I'm full on a Cowboys fan. And, uh, this let's be, uh,
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and we're going all the way boys.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Yep, it's y'all's year. It's about that time. He's right
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: here at the top of the circle. This is our year.
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: Beginning of the year, right?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: You're at the top.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Well, there we go. Let's get out of here.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Wishing nothing but the best there, Jay.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: I know, man. Good luck to you. Good luck to everybody.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: Appreciate you being part of the draft. If you're in
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: both of them, thanks so much. If you're not following
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: SB Fantasy Football, you should be. It's on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook. uh,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: essentially everywhere. So I'll go over there and follow it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Cause that's where the live is going to be going down.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: I will be YouTube. There you go.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Facebook, YouTube and Tik TOK email shows different report card.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: Okay. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's weird. So, but, uh,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: but yeah, no lives on Saturday lives on together on Thursdays,
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: but Alan does a live on Saturday nights and answering
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: questions and stuff like that. And then on Thursday we
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: do a preview to the Thursday night game. And so
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: we'll be live before the game. and answering questions all
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: the way up until the game starts. Then we're going
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: to take a little break.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: It's sometimes after the game, depending on how the night's going.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: A little post game. Yeah, sometimes. I love that post game.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Shane said, TJ, you're first on my list.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: And Jay said, love you all. Mazel, mazel. Good luck, boys. Cheers.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Mazel, mazel.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Good things.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: We love you guys.
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: Can't wait.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: As always, I'm Alan.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Talk to you later. Deuces.