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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 52 - Osama Will Laden · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 4: All right, we're recording yep, all right, what's up everybody?
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to Son of a boyd Ad podcast. Today
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  Speaker 4: is Monday, February twenty eighth. Oh never, mid March twenty eighth.
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  Speaker 1: Where does the time go?
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  Speaker 4: Where does the time go? It's episode fifty two. And
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  Speaker 4: how are we feeling?
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  Speaker 1: Feeling? Good? Dude?
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  Speaker 5: How are you feeling?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, Harry, before I even ask how you're feeling, I
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  Speaker 1: just want you.
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  Speaker 5: To know I love you, man. You're a valuable part.
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  Speaker 1: Of the team. Ay this, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I love having you around. You know, I just love
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  Speaker 1: working with you, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Just brow none of this cringe, no cringe.
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  Speaker 1: I just want you to know that I'm fully on
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  Speaker 1: your side and I'm a supporting teammate to you, my
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  Speaker 1: also teammate.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks man, Appreciate it. Appreciate appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: So how are you feeling? Honestly? What the fuck? What
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  Speaker 1: type of time are you on? You seem like you're
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  Speaker 1: in good spirits. You seem way more yourself while you're
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  Speaker 1: at home, which I prefer. Bro.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm actually not home, believe it or not. What
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  Speaker 4: the fuck I'm in Vegas right now.
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  Speaker 1: Bro, what.
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  Speaker 4: No, I just got back from the strip club, hitting.
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  Speaker 1: The slots, yep, hitting the fucking oxygen.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm gonna stay here until I turned twenty one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: have a blast.
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  Speaker 1: How could you even get a room without being twenty
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  Speaker 1: one in Vegas? Aren't the hotels all casinos?
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say I know a guy? Oh fuck Christy
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  Speaker 4: you actually I'm not in I'm not in Vegas, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm in New Hampshire right now, big big things planned
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  Speaker 4: by myself. Oh fully, I got here today. So I
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  Speaker 4: got here a few hours ago, doing a big hike
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow alone. Oh yeah, big boy, nine miles.
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  Speaker 1: Brother, Please do not end it. Please do this.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think that it's worth it.
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  Speaker 1: I think that you've had a great run and what
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  Speaker 1: you're going through is just a temporary thing. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think there's all any reason to go full into the wild.
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  Speaker 4: And uh no, it's gonna be like fully into the wild.
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  Speaker 1: Leave like a trail of breadcrumbs or something like that,
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  Speaker 1: or a red string or something like that so we
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  Speaker 1: can find your corpse.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a whole map, like it's all mapped out,
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  Speaker 4: so like it should be like if I went missing,
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  Speaker 4: people know which hike I'm doing, and I should I
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  Speaker 4: should be able to be found.
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  Speaker 1: They'll know where your remains are. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna try and get out there by like seven am, though,
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  Speaker 4: because I want to be I want to make sure
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  Speaker 4: I have like more than enough time to get home
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  Speaker 4: before sundown.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna do anything while you're out there? Thinking journaling,
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  Speaker 1: maybe some type of creative work, take up a couple
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  Speaker 1: of jokes or something for the old routine.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe. I mean, we'll see what happens, but I have
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  Speaker 4: nothing planned. I'm more just going out there to just
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  Speaker 4: get out.
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  Speaker 1: There, touch touch grass, as it were.
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  Speaker 4: I'm hoping that the weather is good because he is
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  Speaker 4: fucking freezing here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it got cold as fuck over the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of days, and I was not ready for it. I
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  Speaker 1: had abandoned such childish things and yeah, yeah I was
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  Speaker 1: ready for wearing shorts. Damn. I'm I'm happy that you're
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  Speaker 1: going on a hike. I think that it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: little bit psychopathic, but I think that that's okay. I
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  Speaker 1: think that you're allowed to be a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a psycho as you kind of you know, find yourself
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  Speaker 1: and reset the old bad hit the oldest. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think it's gonna be fun. It's I think
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  Speaker 4: it's called Mount Lafayette. Okay, Yeah, So originally, yeah, originally
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  Speaker 4: what I was gonna do. I was gonna hike Mount
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  Speaker 4: Lincoln in New Hampshire. But then I realized, I like
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  Speaker 4: looked up reviews, it doesn't really seem like a lot
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  Speaker 4: of people hike Mount Lincoln. So then my dad told
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  Speaker 4: me about Mount Lafayette and I was like, oh, maybe
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  Speaker 4: I'll do that. And then I looked it up and
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  Speaker 4: apparently to summit Mount Lafayette you have to summit Mount
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  Speaker 4: Lincoln full circle.
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  Speaker 5: So you're gonna do both.
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  Speaker 4: Someone do both. So I'm summoning two mountains, or actually
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  Speaker 4: I think it's three mountains tomorrow another one on the
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  Speaker 4: way down.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, you're on your fucking Miley Cyrus right now.
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  Speaker 4: You really there's always gonna be another mountain and.
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  Speaker 1: You're fucking climbing them all. What uh?
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  Speaker 5: What do you hope to accomplish from this?
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  Speaker 4: I hope to get to the top and get back down.
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  Speaker 4: Never done. I've never done a solo hike before, so
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  Speaker 4: it should be fun. I was gonna do Mount Washington.
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  Speaker 4: And then I did like a little bit of research
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  Speaker 4: and I instantly was like, yeah, that's a terrible idea.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're gonna get there though. I think that
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of a hiker, You're kind of like an alpinist.
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  Speaker 5: You're a little bit like one of those dudes.
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  Speaker 4: We'll see, man, we'll freaking see.
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  Speaker 1: Have you You should mix in a couple of pull
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  Speaker 1: ups just to see if like scaling a rock faces
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  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 4: It might be No, that's not for me. That's not
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  Speaker 4: for me at all.
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  Speaker 5: You just want to be feet on solid ground.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I have no upper body strength, but it usually
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  Speaker 4: I have no strength in general.
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  Speaker 1: It's just walking strength.
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  Speaker 4: Mental or physical.
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  Speaker 1: Can Uh, what's the typical body type of somebody who hikes?
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  Speaker 6: Like?
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  Speaker 4: Is it a skinny I think?
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  Speaker 1: Is it inclusive for people who aren't skinny? Hell?
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  Speaker 4: Hell fucking no, bitch, really no.
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  Speaker 1: But then I so you do have to be in
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  Speaker 1: some kind of shape to do.
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  Speaker 4: If you're over twenty percent body fat, they don't let
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  Speaker 4: you on the mountain. No way.
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  Speaker 1: You're definitely around twenty percent right now, I know, I
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  Speaker 1: am what body fat do you think you're at?
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  Speaker 5: If you had to get.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty percent, roll boy, If I had to guess, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I guess when I was at eleven percent, when I
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  Speaker 4: was going into.
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  Speaker 1: College, eleven percent, Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I got shredded. I went, I went Keto, How did
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  Speaker 4: you do it? I got to college and I drank
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  Speaker 4: one beer and I jumped back up to like seventeen percent.
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  Speaker 5: You plumped out like Homer Simpson immediately.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Keto is the worst because like as soon as
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  Speaker 4: you beat a car, you just inflate like a balloon.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. Yeah, you're telling me it's not it's not sustainable.
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  Speaker 1: It's the fucking problem. It's not stainable sustainable at all.
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  Speaker 4: Did they do it like those like two weeks where
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  Speaker 4: you're shredded are awesome?
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  Speaker 5: Did it feel good?
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  Speaker 4: Or?
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  Speaker 1: My friends who did Keto were just super on edge
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  Speaker 1: the entire time, and they would just like crush like
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  Speaker 1: pepperoni stick from seven to eleven and blocks of cheese and.
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  Speaker 4: Just like I wasn't like I wasn't like I guess Keto.
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  Speaker 4: I guess it wasn't. It was more low carbu But
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  Speaker 4: for dude, for like months, I was literally just eating
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  Speaker 4: chicken and broccoli for like every meal, like breakfast.
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  Speaker 1: What dude, you never told me about this chapter of
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  Speaker 1: your fucking journey.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know anything about
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  Speaker 4: nutrition or going to the gym, and I was like
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  Speaker 4: trying to get big, and I was just eating chicken
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  Speaker 4: and broccoli and I was not I was losing weight rapidly.
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  Speaker 1: You're just getting lean baggy pants. How did they measure
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  Speaker 1: your body fat? Was it that did you hold onto
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  Speaker 1: something and it like just set it on a meter
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  Speaker 1: or did someone come up to you with like fourceeps
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  Speaker 1: and like pinch into your fat areas on your body
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  Speaker 1: and like measure them.
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  Speaker 4: Because I've had my sister has like a I don't
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  Speaker 4: know how accurate it is when my sister has like
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  Speaker 4: a a scale that shows you, like like you you
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  Speaker 4: step on it gives your weight and then it gives
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  Speaker 4: you your body fat.
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  Speaker 1: How does scales like that know? Dude, I don't think
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  Speaker 1: that those scale seems actually, no, it seems accurate.
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  Speaker 4: How how could it know no clue?
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  Speaker 1: What is it even gauging? And so how does it
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  Speaker 1: seem accurate if you have no clue?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know because I'm like, oh, because then I
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  Speaker 4: look up pictures and I'm like Oh, what is eleven
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  Speaker 4: percent body fat look like? And then I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 4: I look like that. Oh what does seventeen percent body
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  Speaker 4: fat look like? And I'm like, oh, that looks like me.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I guess I'm gonna have to look it up
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  Speaker 1: and see what body fat I'm at my guess.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're not gonna want to do that, dude.
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  Speaker 4: It's very uh, especially after those tomato pies last week.
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  Speaker 1: I was fat as fuck all last week. I felt
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  Speaker 1: so bad about myself. All I keep telling myself is
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  Speaker 1: how much more discipline I need and how little I have. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a fucking I'm a slob.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been planning on I've been planning on going
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  Speaker 4: on this hike for like a few days now. So
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  Speaker 4: I've just been like letting myself go all the way.
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  Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck what I put in my
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  Speaker 4: body right now, because I know I'm gonna, well, I'm
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  Speaker 4: convincing myself that I'm gonna burn it all off.
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  Speaker 5: Oh no, what oh hell no, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not fucking eighteen to twenty percent. These dudes.
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  Speaker 1: These dudes look great, I know, dude.
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  Speaker 4: That's the thing that pisses me off because they because
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  Speaker 4: they give you like a demon. They give you like
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  Speaker 4: the example, and the dudes are all like like they're
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  Speaker 4: very well built, not like pod They're not podcast or built.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what they're what their height looks
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  Speaker 1: like you.
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  Speaker 4: Can tell that they've never done a podcast a day
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  Speaker 4: in their lives.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, damn dude, I'm a fucking slob.
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  Speaker 5: That was actually jarring to look at.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck. I don't even know how to kick it though.
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  Speaker 1: What Am I gonna just stop drinking? It doesn't seem like.
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  Speaker 4: I genuinely think if I stopped shrinking, I would get
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  Speaker 4: like so shredded so fast.
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  Speaker 1: I and and I even just need to take the
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  Speaker 1: half measure where I'm just like, I'll I'll maybe drink
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  Speaker 1: like uh, just vodka and water something like that or
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  Speaker 1: like that's like if that. But every time I go out,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that little like ginger sugar pineapple drink
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  Speaker 1: looks good, and I just wind up pouring fucking sugar
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  Speaker 1: straight into my fucking gullet.
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  Speaker 4: It's fast like beer, Like I'm a beer I'm a
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  Speaker 4: beer fan.
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  Speaker 1: Bro bro fucking virtually dap me up, bro here man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to go. I don't want to go
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  Speaker 4: out and drink fucking gin and Tonics for every drink.
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  Speaker 1: Dude. Wait, So on Saturday after on Saturday, I went
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  Speaker 1: to Francis's birthday party. I didn't get there really until
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  Speaker 1: later at night. No, he said, uh, he said not
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  Speaker 1: to invite you. But uh. I got to the party
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  Speaker 1: later at night, and uh I was. I was there
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  Speaker 1: like cleaning up their their porch and they were like, dude,
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  Speaker 1: we have this one last mushroom chocolate, Like I just
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  Speaker 1: want to put it away, like unless you want it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like sure, Like I'd love to dabble
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  Speaker 1: with a drug. It was the fucking wrong decision. And
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  Speaker 1: I think that I can really handle pretty much any
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  Speaker 1: drug that's thrown at me. I was thrown into a
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  Speaker 1: fucking another universe by this.
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  Speaker 5: We were playing. He started playing some board game.
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  Speaker 1: Called uh uh something about like finding the Hitler. You
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  Speaker 1: had to like it was like, HI didn't see it
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  Speaker 1: was called Secret Hitler, and fuck it was a game
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  Speaker 1: like a mafia type game, like built around lying and
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  Speaker 1: like sussing out who was a fascist and who was
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  Speaker 1: a Hitler. And for the rest of the night. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that like I didn't know who I was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be lying to and who I was supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be the truth. I got fucking trapped in the game.
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  Speaker 1: I was just getting completely dominated by this Secret Hitler
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  Speaker 1: game that that Francis was playing with his Airan friends.
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  Speaker 1: It was.
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  Speaker 4: What is it? So that's just like a like a
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  Speaker 4: murder mystery type thing.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever played the game Mafia where there's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was basically like three people were fascist, one person
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  Speaker 1: was Secret Hitler, and like eight people were Liberals, were
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  Speaker 1: fucking lives and the Libs had this suss out the Hitler.
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  Speaker 5: We played three times.
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  Speaker 1: I was a fascist every time, just by luck of
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  Speaker 1: the draw, Fascist twice, Hitler once. We won the game
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  Speaker 1: every time. Dude, that was an incredible liar on these mushrooms.
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  Speaker 1: But it threw me into a fucking loop. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: are these gonna be tough? He was like, no, half
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  Speaker 1: an hour to kick in and it'll last for an hour.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be super mild. I felt like everything was on
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  Speaker 1: like the point five filter, and I was like zoomed
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  Speaker 1: out the rest of the night. It was like five
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. I felt like I was holding onto
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  Speaker 1: a roller coaster. I got my ass whipped by these
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  Speaker 1: fucking mushrooms.
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  Speaker 4: I could never do that. Yeah, yeah, that sounds miserable.
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  Speaker 1: They might be, uh, I don't know. That was a
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  Speaker 1: tough drug, even more so than just taking mushrooms. It
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  Speaker 1: was like the mushroom chocolate. They're like, yeah, it's this
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  Speaker 1: whole microdosing thing, and then it just fucking it was
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  Speaker 1: like a hard drug experience. I felt like I was
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  Speaker 1: back upon a roo.
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  Speaker 4: I would do mushrooms if they lasted for like forty
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  Speaker 4: five seconds.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's what salvia was. It would last for
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  Speaker 1: just like a like ninety seconds or something like that.
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  Speaker 4: Doesn't like DMT only last few ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: I think DMT is yeah, like fifteen minutes or something
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  Speaker 1: like that. Eleven minutes maybe, But yeah, it did feel
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  Speaker 1: like a lifetime, or you wouldn't know you were in it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I own you used to smoke up some safia, a
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  Speaker 1: little DMT on Humble.
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  Speaker 4: I remember like a bunch of kids that was in
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  Speaker 4: high school. It all started like doing salvia. I had
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  Speaker 4: no idea what it was, so then I did it
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  Speaker 4: and I drove home crash my car. D UI jail,
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  Speaker 4: No jail, No, I would never. I would never put
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  Speaker 4: that fucking poison in my body.
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  Speaker 1: I would never fucking drink and drive. Dude. If you
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  Speaker 1: ever need a fucking ride anywhere, fucking call me, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care where you are. I don't care if
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  Speaker 1: you're in Europe. I will be on a flight right
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  Speaker 1: away and I will be there to drive you home.
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  Speaker 1: Do not get behind the fucking wheel drunk. Do not.
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  Speaker 5: That's so real, Seriously.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking call me. I don't care if I'm fucking asleep.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if I've been killed in my.
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  Speaker 4: Own drunk I'm drunk. All drunk, drive and pick you
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  Speaker 4: up better me than you. I us home better two
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  Speaker 4: drunk people driving than one.
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  Speaker 1: Then one, because that's four sets of eyes on the road,
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  Speaker 1: seeing eight different roads at that pick. One of them
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  Speaker 1: has to be right serious. I'm being serious about this.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna pick you up in one of the student
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  Speaker 4: driving student driver cars with two wheels, and we can
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  Speaker 4: both decide what the right decision to make is.
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  Speaker 1: Just fighting over it. Those two wheels definitely doesn't don't
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  Speaker 1: work unless somebody like defers hard.
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  Speaker 4: I've never the cars that we drove never had that
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  Speaker 4: with They just had two breaks, like they had brakes
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  Speaker 4: on the teacher side.
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  Speaker 5: The other person could break.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like I always have two wheels.
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  Speaker 1: Though you might have taken a couple of times to
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  Speaker 1: pass your test, you can be honest.
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  Speaker 4: No, but I did actually have to go twice because
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  Speaker 4: so ok, I didn't fail my hit. I showed up
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  Speaker 4: and my permit was so fucked up because I put
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  Speaker 4: it through the washing machine and I thought they would
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: be like fine with it, and I like taped it
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: all up and everything, and I got in the car
• 14:42
  Speaker 4: like ready to take my test, and they were like
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: no way. They're like, you can't use this, like this
• 14:47
  Speaker 4: is like a leal document and it's destroyed. And I
• 14:50
  Speaker 4: was like, damn, So you actually put it through the
• 14:53
  Speaker 4: wash Yeah, I had to wait like another month until
• 14:55
  Speaker 4: I could do it.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 14:57
  Speaker 5: That's devastating.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Shame on you for thinking that the government would let
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: some fucking slap dick ship like that side.
• 15:02
  Speaker 4: Oh no, the government doesn't suck around.
• 15:05
  Speaker 5: Dude, government doesn't play.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: She has to be fucking laminated twice hard as a
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: fucking rock. I don't know how you've gotten so many
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: fake id's through through all the places you've gotten fake
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: id's through, dude.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: I've used fake id's at airports, why, like to get
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: through security just for fun, just to live on the edge,
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: just to see if it would work.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: And it does. Oh right this way, sir. All the
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: time they take you to a little private section of
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: the airport. You didn't know your alter egos, Jason Bourne.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: They're just ushering you right through to the top. That's
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: a lot. Where Where were we at in Philly? Where
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: they you used the fake I d I guess we
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: shouldn't say where, but you used the fake ID?
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: Say where? I forget what it was called. But fuck
• 15:51
  Speaker 4: that place those guys.
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, they let you in. Now I'm
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: talking about so yes, I'm talking about the place that
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: we went to that let you in, that had a
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: machine that like scan the ID. They put it on. Yeah,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: red bean, the IDs scan, but they're fake.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, like it scanning parts of the easiest part, I
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: think because they just have to like make a QR
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: code or whatever it is, a bar code that scans.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: Like all it takes is just it just needs to
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: beep and they let you in.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: I can't imagine being the fucking bartender. That's just telling
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: people know, it's just a preposterous move. It's just like, what,
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: why do you take your job so seriously that you're
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: just gonna be like, Hey, you can't fucking get into
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: this bar. You're a dickhead. It's a it's a dickhead move,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: and further, it's an asshole move. Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm excited to not have to deal
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: with that shit anymore.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Bro.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: One week, one freaking week until I'm twenty one.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: You need to take u You need to do one
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: of those videos where it's like everything and you're just
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: fucking like turning zone.
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: So let's go get it all just like you're gonna do.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: I should do like one of the like one of
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: those build up videos like that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it's like every day, like yeah, one
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: seven days, Yeah yeah, yeah, that would be awesome.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're definitely doing that. You're actually got a crush
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: on socials, dude. And speaking of socials, I've been looking
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: to get my grades up.
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, So we got to email. We
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: gotta email Friday after a news dump. Friday news dumps
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: are typically when like teams will report that they're like
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: top executive, like beat like a member of their training
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: staff or something like that, or like something terrible happened
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: within an organization a news dump because they know nobody's
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: gonna pay attention to it, or people would be super pissed.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: But the only thing that's saving them from being pissed
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: is that it's the freaking weekend and we're trying to
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: have us some fun, and so they gave us a
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: news dump on Friday afternoon. That was bad news.
• 17:50
  Speaker 5: That reflects me.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: It's not bad news.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Oh yes it is. You work in a social media
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: my company, my friend, and you're pulling fucking d's, and
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: f's that bad.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: I think, like, I don't think it matters as much
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: as like people act like it does. What the email
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: was Instagram followers on Instagram doesn't reflect how many people
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: listen to the podcast.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah well, I mean yeah, yeah, explain what the email was.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: We got an email saying like, are great, Like they
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: gave us a report card based on social media, uh,
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: based on like our social media presence on for Son
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: of a Boy Dad and we failed Facebook. We got
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: like a we got like a D on Instagram. I
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: think we got a I think we got a d
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: in TikTok?
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Is that why you're in New Hampshire because you got
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: exiled up there because your parents.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Me out of the house after I failed, after I
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: failed Facebook?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? You like try to hide
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: their report You try to get home before your parents
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: so you can hide their report card.
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: From the two d's to fucking d's, just this house.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: You don't neglect Facebook, not in this house.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: How's your memoll gonna keep up with you? Dude?
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: He was literally like the scene and Goodfellows when the
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: dad finds out that Henry hasn't been going to school
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: for three months. Three months, they're furious, and then they
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: didn't give us a grade for Twitter, Like, what the fuck?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: That's our best social.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: Media, bro, It's our facite platform. They just wanted to
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: dub us. They just wanted to They just wanted to
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: like ship down our throats.
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: Anyone else go off the report card, dude, except us?
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Did you see any other own? Did anybody else get it? As?
• 19:40
  Speaker 8: Did not get a report card?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Exactly?
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Was it like a progress report? Who else got it?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: We're talking to him, Mike Tyler.
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: Every brand because like quarter one's ending getting report cards
• 19:54
  Speaker 9: and stuff. And what I'm currently fighting with is the
• 19:58
  Speaker 9: fact that like they're grading us off of quantity of
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: posts instead of like quality. Granted we probably could get
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: up a couple more, but nobody like it's just like
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: how many times you post?
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Really, that's all they care about.
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Like the frequency of how you post is what
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: you get.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: The grades on. You don't have Facebook, So it's like.
• 20:16
  Speaker 9: Now we're gonna get at.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: TikTok.
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: We did well because I just throw everything up there,
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: but it's only quantity instead of quality from what I gathered.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Dude, It's so that's so dumb.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: And the thing is, I'm a I'm a quality person, bro,
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I'm not a quantity person. I hate quantity.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: They also want like, uh, they left this league in
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: it and they got valedictorian the yeah, just because the
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: volume mm hmm.
• 20:43
  Speaker 5: They got volume dictorian.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Dude. It's just it's a tough it's a tough position
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: to be in because they're like, we want a ton
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: of posts, and we want them all to be really
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: fucking good, like we want to we want all the
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: groceries in one bag, but we want the bag to
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: be light. Like you just can't have both things. Simultaneously,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and they're also trying to they're trying to double dick
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: us because at the beginning of this show, at the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: beginning of Son of a Boy Dad, they're like, little Sasquatch,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: your YouTube channel is fucking churning right now. We're gonna
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: put Son of a Boy Dad on your YouTube channel.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: And you're like, should we make a YouTube like for
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the show? And they're like, no, yours has numbies right now,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: we're gonnaeah.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: They were like, they were like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: sweet summer child, you don't you don't get YouTube. Look,
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: you don't get YouTube.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Do you need some you need your binky right now?
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: Are you gonna cry?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: How old are you? Twenty?
• 21:34
  Speaker 9: No?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: This jack is only people over the age of twenty
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: eight YouTube.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: It was. They definitely patronize you. They're like, are you
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: sure that's what you want to do?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: And basically now they're saying that they want us to do.
• 21:51
  Speaker 4: They want us to.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: Uh switch YouTube's to a whole YouTube, to.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: Make a whole new YouTube. Yeah, And guess what, guys,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: We're not gonna freaking let them. We're all gonna our.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Decisions link our arms and we're gonna fucking march on
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: fucking Dave's office. We're gonna march on Milton, and we're
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: gonna let them know all the SuDS of boy Dad together.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna fucking mow us down like this. We're
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna make us change cour It is just, uh,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: it's just preposterous that to like have a going one
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: direction because they wanted it one direction, and them to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: be like, hands up, we were wrong about that one.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna undo everything. We're gonnaplet.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I don't care about it being on my YouTube at all.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: That doesn't mean anything to me. I care about the
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: fact that if we see YouTube we switches. Okay, No, no, No,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: I care about if we think about this show is.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: I don't care about it the funk where it is.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't like if we would switch
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: youtubes to a son of a boy Dad new channel,
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: which we would take a huge hit from, And I
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: don't want to take any Like there's I don't want
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: to take any hits. If we don't have to take
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: any hits.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Your mental health is bad enough as it is right now. Yeah, exactly,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: it's literally the last.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: Thing we need is an episode on YouTube freaking kill myself.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: No serious, we would have to. We would be scraping
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: your brains off the wall behind you. It would be
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: fucking terrible. We'd have to have we'd have to go
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: claim your body in New Hampshire, identify your corpse. It
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: would be I mean, it would be bad for your
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: mental health.
• 23:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it would be really annoying. I should turn a
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: fucking light on. Hold on, give me a second.
• 23:20
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• 25:12
  Speaker 1: So those those uh, those lights are like hitting your face?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Now turn those lights, I don't think so turn those
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: lights off.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: You're super shadowed right now?
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a little bit offensive honestly, there we go.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: That's better.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is a little bit better.
• 25:31
  Speaker 5: Now we just see the tip of your nose just
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• 25:37
  Speaker 1: And that's that. You'll only get on on YouTube. Yeah,
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• 25:56
  Speaker 4: We talk about the oscars.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about the oscars, bro, Let's talk.
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: About how our democracy was threatened last night but after
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: a terrorist attack.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: Oh, by Will Dude, I'm glad.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't Will Lottim, I'm glad I didn't really talk
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: about this much today on any other programs because to me,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: it was the most cultural, culturally significant act that's ever
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: happened in my lifetime.
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: And even that was worse than Yeah, that was that
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: was like worse than the January sixth riots because.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: It all happened at once.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, comedy was threatened last night.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You and I had the exact same reaction right away.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Was it real?
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: And really you should take us through.
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: I think everyone's reaction was wasn't real?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: And at what point did you think it was fake?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Did you ever have a pang of thinking that it
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: didn't It didn't really happen.
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: Dude, I don't like okay, So when he walked up,
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: I was like, I didn't think anything of it, you
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like when you started walking up
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: to the stage.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Because Kanye does that literally all the time. Yeah, yeah.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: I thought he were like he'll pretend to.
• 27:01
  Speaker 4: Walk or like go up and like turn on a
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: microphone and say something.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Like or even pretend to hit him in the whole
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: room like yeah.
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: Yah yeah, and everyone would laugh. Dude. When after he
• 27:10
  Speaker 4: hit him and the microphone cut out and it like
• 27:13
  Speaker 4: showed him again screaming, I was like a student. I
• 27:17
  Speaker 4: got the hills, did you?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: I was like, wait, what the fuck just happened?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: As someone who loves pop culture, I'm witnessing history right now, it.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Just felt like something like that was like, dude, I
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: had to. Like, we were watching the Oscars like loosely
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: at my house, and I was like, I want to
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: see who wins Best Picture. I wanted to see who
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: won Best Actor because I like tick tick boom, and
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: I wanted Andrew Garfield twin. That's the only reason we
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: were watching and then that just like happened to happen,
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: and I was like, damn lucky freaking me.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It was awesome. I've never seen such an awesome event.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I think that a lot of people are up in
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: arms about like what you can joke about, and I've
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: seen it going both ways, or like you can't joke
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: about pecia, Like are you gonna joke about something that
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: affects people's mental health or like a degenerative thing that
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: women have to deal with or whatever, And then I
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: saw it swing the whole other way when people are like,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: are you really making fun of an assault? You're really
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: gonna make fun of Both things were awesome.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: The joke is the people that were jumping into that
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: acting like it was fucking like an actual big deal
• 28:20
  Speaker 4: are losers.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I mean it was a big deal, but yeah.
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: But it was like the big deal should be like,
• 28:26
  Speaker 4: holy shit, Will Smith just fucking slapped Chris Rock in
• 28:29
  Speaker 4: the face. It shouldn't be like, Okay, well, Chris Rock
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: better be pressing charges. And I want to see Will
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: Smith behind bars.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: They need to take away his like what is taking
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: away his eyes? You're like gonna take his trophy away
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: from him like it's his toy and he's a child.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: He still won the fucking Oscar.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: It doesn't do I mean, I do wish his speech
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: was fucking insane, like he's not well right now.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that he makes you look very sound
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: of mine, right dude.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: He makes me look like I'm like I'm a I'm a.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Saint, like a mensa fucking candidate, like a fucking like
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: well well rounded scholar. At this point, he yeah, he's
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: he might be a nuts, he might be an idiot.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Has anyone explored that is Will Smith just stupid as fuck?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Has anyone thought.
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: About maybe he's just dumb as fuck?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: I just can't believe that he stayed. I can't believe
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: they let him stay. That was a crazy thing to me.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: That everybody was like Bradley Cooper's coming up and grabbing
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: him by the hips, being like, I'm so sorry this
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: happened to you, brother.
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: This is no I think it wasn't. Wasn't like the
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: rumor that Bradley Cooper was like, you can't do that
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: was he. I think he just I think like I
• 29:36
  Speaker 4: think Bradley Cooper and someone else tried to like calm
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: him down and they were like, like, you can't do that.
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, it didn't seem like anybody gave him that
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: heart of a time. Samuel Jackson was dapping him up,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Fucking Denzel Washington was making it like Tiftony Hattish had
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: his back. So many people were just like, fuck yeah, I.
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: Was no one like Chris Rock.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: That's what I didn't understand.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: Chris Rock was like a universally loved person.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: I thought he was very likable at every single level,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and people have made or one thing that annoyed me
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: about it was like when people are like, you don't
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: fucking joke about someone who's going through something. It's like,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that most people when they go through
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: something want to joke about it, like they want to
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: have like a little bit of levity. That's like a
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: bad look for everybody who has like any type of
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: disability that they're like, no, you're never allowed to joke
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: about anything that Like, I think a lot of people
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: enjoy it, like they like it being poked fun at,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: especially by a world class comedian. It's just like there's
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: poor fucking billionaire bits that got fucking roasted. She's like,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: beat the fuck out of him.
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Dude. I mean, if you go to a show at
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: like the Stand or the Comedy cell or anything, like,
• 30:40
  Speaker 4: if you sit in the front row, they're gonna make
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: fun of you, like for anything.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is my boy siphon Sounds gonna do? Is
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Cypha Sounds gonna have to fucking keep that thing on him? Now?
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: Is Sipha Sounds gonna have to rely so he can
• 30:52
  Speaker 5: fucking beat people off?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: And dude, people do try to storm the stage at
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: regular comedy shows.
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: What do you mean rarely? Rarely a little I've.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Seen it happen a couple of times.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet that.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: I bet he was like walking up the stage, walking
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: up on the stage towards Chris Rock, and I bet
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: in his head he was like this is gonna be funny,
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: like I'm just like messing around. And then I bet
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: once he slapped him, he was probably like, holy shit,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: like why did I just do that? And then I
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: think the adrenaline probably kicked him when he got back
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: to his seat, and then he was like probably freaking
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: the fuck out a little bit.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think he freaked the fuck out at all.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I think that he got so much affirmation his streaming.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: Was like batshit crazy, keep my wife's name. I'll know
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: your fucking mouth.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: It is bat I look at will Smith a complete
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: one hundred and eighty degrees different from how I looked
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: at him. I thought that he was lovable. That that,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: to me doesn't make him any more lovable. I know
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: some people are like, thank you for fucking defending your
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: wife or whatever. It's like, uh, really, it seems like
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: he if you really wanted to defend your wife, you
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: could have did it like at a time, like backstage,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: and you could still slap the fuck out of him
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: and you don't have to make it a spectacle in
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: front of everybody, or like imagine like Questlove winning an
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: award and it's like all people are gonna remember from
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: your fucking Oscar Win is that somebody like you got
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the ship slapped out of him beforehand.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: He ruined narcissistic.
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he essentially ruined the Oscars for everyone else that was.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: There except for I don't think that's the Oscar ever.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you couldn't even Like, I bet people don't even
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: remember most of the awards last night.
• 32:32
  Speaker 5: The only thing I remember is, oh, yeah, in.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: My house, in my house, we were all doing this.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's all I remember is the fucking hands everything.
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I've never seen coda, but I mean, I'll watch it
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: now and looks good. It.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Also, those reward those award shows are always a reminder
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: of why those people like are actors and not writers,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: because they just say the stupidest fucking ship whenever they
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: get up there, like I was not expecting to win this.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I do not have anything prepared. It's like, yeah, the
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: one the sam it's fucking frustrated.
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude. One person was like, oh was it
• 33:09
  Speaker 4: Amy Schumer when she was talking and she's like, uh,
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: like she kept on like throwing things in in the
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: middle of when she was like talking, like trying to
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: be like funny, and she was like, yeah, I mean,
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: so we have one more show. There's literally a genocide
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: going on in Ukraine, and then like something else. It
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: was like, what does that do for anyone? Everyone fucking
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: knows that, Yeah, that's something. Why do people think that
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: like the like like giving a speech at like the
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: Oscars is gonna change anything about a fucking massive war
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: that's going on.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: It's because like she she just made it about herself,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: and so it's like he gets the Brownie points for it.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: It's some Brooklyn ass comedy.
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean do like wearing a fucking ribbon with
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: the Ukraine flag on it is like, that's not gonna
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: do anything. You're not right. It's not like the Black
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: Lives Matter movement where people are like raising awareness about like, oh,
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: the police brutality is happening and all this shit. It's
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: like everyone knows there's a war happening in Ukraine and
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: we can't do anything about that.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: The people, the amount of self love is just so
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: fucking crazy that's going on there. There's like no lack
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: of self love. These people don't need to preach that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Like sometimes we have to take shit and everybody shits
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: on us and they're to us. It's like, dude, you're
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: a billionaire with a hard b like you really earn
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: the most privileged that anybody can have. That you can
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: literally walk around slapping the fuck out of people. You're
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: a king. You're literally a king on this earth. Your burdens,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: like are are not that fucking that, They're not what
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: you're making them out to be.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: No, I mean I feel like, I mean, I feel
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: like maybe Will Smith's speech might have not been as
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: like dumb if he didn't just fucking knock out Chris
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: Rock right, like, he didn't even acknowl How do you
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: go up there and not acknowledge that?
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Did?
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Uh? I mean he he I thought he was gonna
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: apologize to Chris Rock.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Dude, he said, I'm he began to he was like,
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry to the academy, and then his wife was like,
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: you just didn't say Chris Rock.
• 35:09
  Speaker 5: It was the best night in Twitter history though.
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Oh it was an awesome night. I love the nights
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: where you tweet like anything and then all of a
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: sudden it just starts getting like thousands of likes rapidly.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just the the shared collective joy. It's like
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: it really is like bodies. It's like riding a wave.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: It's like if you just get on the front of
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: the wave and start like dumping ship out. It is
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: just fun to to realize it all in uh, in
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: real time. It was was like.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: The Twitter spaces last night at like one am. I've
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: seen as people talk about it and they were like
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: dissecting the whole situation.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: What did they did? They the detectives get to the
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: bottom of anything good?
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: No, they like weren't even it was very civil. It
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: was very It was a weirdly civil conversation. They were
• 35:47
  Speaker 4: just like, yeah, look, I mean Chris, he went too far,
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: He he stepped out of he stepped over the line,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: blah blah blah, and then like someone else would come
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: in with their opinion. It was like weirdly a calm spaces.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it just yeah, it blows my mind how much
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: everybody was on his dick afterwards.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Like expecting anyone to be like Will Smith, like you're
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: a hero, Like who was that girl? Who is the
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: lady that came up to like, what's what's his nutwife's name?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Jada Jada?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and was like.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: You gotta suck his dick from behind tonight, Like why, Like,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: first of all, she's not sucking his dick.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: You gotta suck August Al seen his dick from behind.
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: She thanked him by sucking off August from behind.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You got to loosen up his dick cage a little
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: bit tonight, dude.
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: And their relationship is so weird. I didn't like it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I don't like them anymore.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not a lot too like or even Jaden
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: being like that's how we fucking do it in our family.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't even see that.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he was tweeting about it. I don't know. I
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: want to know how i'd feel if my parents for
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: just acting like that.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: It's crazy how Rock probably just got like five years
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: worth of material out of that fifteen second interaction.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: So I don't know, I feel like it forever, like
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: uh cloud's Chris Rock's perception, Like I think that in
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: his obituary, it's gonna be one of the first five paragraphs,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: which is not dude.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I hope he doesn't feel like an asshole for that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Like that joke was not that offensive at all, and
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: It also wasn't that, but it wasn't that funny either.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: It was like old.
• 37:28
  Speaker 5: It was like an old joke. Jane is it first?
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, it's like old. It's like, g I, Jane's
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: not necessarily it's like kind of a bait joke, but
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: it's also like that's the joke that you make about
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: somebody in that situation. It's like the famously shaved head
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: woman that's like not Britney Spears. Like, I don't know,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: it's a fucking it was a weird time. It's weird
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: that people are also like, like you finally realize that fuck,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want, but you might get
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: slapped in the face for it. It's like I don't
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: really think that that's that that that's the right move,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Like I don't really think that that's like the way
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: going forward, Like I especially from having been in like
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: battle rap and shit like that, like that that's like
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you're saying crazy shit to somebody and they're like saying
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: crazy shit to you, and there's some kind of like
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: construct or like like verbal agreement or non verbal agreement
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: that you're like you're not gonna be assholes to each other.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And that's the exact same at award shows or like
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: Ross or whatever. Like the person person on stage is
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: gonna make jokes and the people in the audience like
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: might find some of them right around the line.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: But that's literally what comedy is.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: And you can't say people can't joke about shit the
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: fuck yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: I mean also, like a lot of people don't have
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: the same status as fucking Will Smith, Like you can't
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: just be going around slapping people in the face, like
• 38:52
  Speaker 4: if you if you were in the crowd at like
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: a fact, Chris say if Chris Rock did like a
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: set at like the Comedy Seller, and you were in
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: the out and he made a joke about you that
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: you didn't like. If you go up and slapped Chris
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: Rock in the face, You're going to fucking prison.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Exactly what happened if Chris Rock, Like what if he
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: slipped it and then like like squared up or like
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: swung back at Will Smith. Would they have just let
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: them like brawl on stage. Would other actors come up
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and like separate them, dude?
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: If you see the like the the the freeze cam
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: or whatever, he's got like the slap going and then
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: it looks like he's got the left hand jab just
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: like ready.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: To go, and then yeah, and he just left it
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: away and but yeah, it was kind of even maybe
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: defending himself.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Dude, but there was it was locked and loaded, like
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: he was ready to start like an actual fight. That
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: would have been they would have canceled, Like they would
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: have just cut the oscars right.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think they would have. I think that they.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Kept on like when he was like speaking, what was
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: he like fucking snotting all over the place or some
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: ship and they kept on turning off the.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Can they cut away because Venus Venus Williams nipple came out.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, yeah, you got to check back that footage. Brother.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I thought it was because he was like salab put it.
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: In the fact that thick bro throw it in the bank.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Oh bro, I'm gonna have to check that out.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Oh shit, you're gonna fucking love it, bro Bottom ride
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: of the Squen screen. Yeah, oh yeah, take a little
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: dive on that one, dude. There was so much glee
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: on everybody's faces in the room when it all happened,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: Like the.
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: Rock's face, Dude, I think, no, I can't even it
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: was old. I think that was always that old.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was old.
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: But then I saw something else say that made me
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: feel like it was.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: I think Kidman was real.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: And then the Lapita nu Wango was like she was
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: like so gleeful, even as like will Smith was yelling,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: like she had like the smile on her face. Everybody
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: just has like the hint of a smile around their eyes,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: even people who pretend to be shocked, because they fucking
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: love that shit.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Just like I almost dode. I could barely watch. I
• 40:50
  Speaker 4: was like so uncomfortable, especially not like his speech wasn't
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: even the uncomfortable part. It was after like the awards
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: after that were like, no one's mentioning it. It's like,
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: you know, everyone in the world is talking about that
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: right now, and they're just like trying to like steamroll
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: over it.
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: You saw that bartender tweet about how he, uh, like
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the people just stopped drinking after that happened. Everybody was
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: just locked in. A bartender at the event said everyone
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: just stopped drinking. He said the best people at the
• 41:19
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• 41:22
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• 41:24
  Speaker 4: We gotta get Robny Mallick on the podcast.
• 41:27
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• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Seems like an absolute dick. Seems like he never uses
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: a coinbase in his fucking life. No, never seems like
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: he is not into cryptocurrency at all. Seems like he
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: doesn't even get crypto.
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: Did you see that dope ass crypto Ukraine commercial last night?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't because I was buried in my phone.
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: What were they saying?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Were they talking about coinbase?
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Just talking about, uh, you know, why don't we just
• 41:56
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• 41:57
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• 41:59
  Speaker 1: from the Super Bowl. That coin based commercial with the
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: floating QR code.
• 42:03
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• 42:06
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• 42:07
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• 42:12
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• 42:31
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• 42:33
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• 42:36
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• 42:59
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• 43:03
  Speaker 5: I look out for them, they look out for me.
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: It's the only place I trade.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: On that's top. That's top, dude.
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I went to the Natural History Museum over the weekend.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: That's ill.
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen a dinosaur skeleton?
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah? Where where the Boston Science Museum?
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Is it?
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: Dope?
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Oh really yep? T rex is Uh we're kind of
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: goofs to be honest.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Little bit, short ass hands.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: The short ass hands does look way goofy you're up
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: in person when you're really right next to a fucking dinosaur.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, shitude.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: One of the things that struck me while I was
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: at this Natural History museum they had a bunch of
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: brains of a different animals and fucking number four that
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: they had lined up smallest brain, great white shark. Second
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: smallest brain a dog brain. Then it was the human brain,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: and then it was the fucking dolphin brain a bigger
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: than the human brain.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: I can't dolphins are the smartest animals, dude.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: How come they don't have roads or fucking porno or
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: fucking microwaves or fucking only ends.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: They don't have thumb sex for pleasure.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: They do have sex for pleasure.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: So and do you think that that's what all their
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: entire brain is is just like a like reward system
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: like it just drives them to have sex for pleasure.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Maybe. I mean, dude, they they don't have thumbs, Like
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: if you can't do shipgence.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Wait say that again.
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: That wouldn't play horniness as a sign of intelligence.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I think it is now. Horniness is not a sign
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: of intelligence. The devil will come for you when you're at.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Your will come for you when you're at your highest
• 44:43
  Speaker 4: when you're at your highest points.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Brother, what the fuck was he talking about?
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude. It sounded like he was just
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: looked up like a bunch of motivational quotes and was
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: just reading them off.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Denzel was just you could tell even Denzel when
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: he said that quote, like you could see that Denzel
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: was smiling in his eyes, that he was getting a
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: little bit of shine. Well, it was like the biggest
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: moment of the night. But dude, it just bugged me
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: out that dolphins brains are that much bigger than sharks.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: That sharks are just fucking dummies.
• 45:12
  Speaker 4: Dude, sharks look stupid.
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: They do. I think they just look mean.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: They walk around, they swim around with their mouths wide open,
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: constantly mouth breathing, and then like they tell they can't
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: even tell the difference between a human and a seal.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: That's why they kill humans.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: You think that dolphins really can?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, dolphins like swim with humans.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: But why do they do more better ship than dolphins?
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: Like?
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: I feel like the only.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: Thing that they do with them to do they live
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: in the water.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: They but their brains are bigger than ours. They should
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: be doing better. Shit, I think the dolphins should be
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: more impressive.
• 45:48
  Speaker 4: They don't have hands or thumbs.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: So why don't they find a way to grow hands then?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Or why don't they make prosthetic hands if they're If
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: our brains are tinier than their brains, why did we
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: figure out prosthetics and robotics and they can't even scratch
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: the surface of that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: Maybe they will, maybe they have already, Dude, we just
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: don't know because we can't get to that. We can't
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: catch those depths of the ocean.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: You think it's just going on super deep.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they probably have. They probably have coin based down there.
• 46:13
  Speaker 5: They definitely have coin base.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: They're definitely trading. That's what those little slots are in
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: their back. You just drop in your little bitcoin in
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the back. You drop a bitcoin in there, Dude, What
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: if They're like, que, what if they developed bitcoin down there?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: What if they're the fathers of crypto?
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: Curran could due, they could have No one really knows
• 46:29
  Speaker 4: where that stuff came from anyway.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: It might have come from the depths of the ocean. Dogs.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Also, it disappointed me that dogs had tiny ass brains
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: as well. It's like, you guys are fucking you.
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: You don't get small ass brains, but they can like
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: smell shit like crazy.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all smell and the smelling butts. But but
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: hoole a ass crack.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I was yesterday. I was sitting on the couch
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: and I had a little like sliver of a crumb
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: of a piece of cookie next to my phone, and
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: it was in between my phone and like a book.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: And my dog was looking for it for like ten minutes,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: like he just knew it was there.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: And then it must have smelled delicious to him.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: It must have smelled incredible.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: Like dude, like he could not see it in any way,
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: but he just knew it was there. Mind blowing. If
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: you had to trade truly, mind.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: How good those good puppers are. If you had to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: trade lives with any of those three A dog, a
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: shark or a dolphin?
• 47:29
  Speaker 5: Which one would you trade up with?
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: Dog? Easily?
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: But I want to be a domesticated dog.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you trade lives with a dolphin?
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Then, if you're saying they're these geniuses who have sex.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: Dolphins like dolphins, aren't dolphins still have shit to worry
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: about that they after they can get killed at any time.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: You think they do worry?
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Who's even hunting dolphins humans?
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Humans? It also had any dolphin soup?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: It probably is delicious.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: That's a pastime in my family.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Dolphin soup. Are you guys Japanese or what? Do you
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: ever see the videos of those Japanese beaches where they
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: just fucking genocide dolphins. They just start fucking like killing
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: dogs just like bloody as hell, they're just stabbing them.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: It's super archaic.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: You gotta pull one up. Disturbing though, it's truly disturbing,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: it's truly horrific. But some different cultures just have respect
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: for different animals. We love the animals where we love
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: the dog, we love the dolphin. Some people kill the dog,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: some people kill the dolphin.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: We kill the cow. Some people kill the cow.
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: True, does anyone to anyone like domesticate the cow.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know people.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: I mean you've seen like, domesticate the cow.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Domesticate the cow. Are you spitting bars right now?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Domesticate the cow?
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: You gotta domesticate the cow, dude, I mean, I actually do.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I think people do domesticate cows. I think they have
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: them around. I don't think they bring them inside their house.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: People domesticate pigs just randomly.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird though, they like people are trying domesticate
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: animals that aren't like popularly domesticated. You, it usually ends poorly.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: I also do think it's weird though, when people like
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I'll see like Frank the Tank, when he'll see an
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: article about people cloning.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Meat, he'll be like, this was almost the fucking plan.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And there's like this like subtext to that that he's
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: pissed off that they're gonna be cloning meat, that he
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: just always wants animals to be killed, like he just
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: needs a steady like flow of animals being killed all
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: the fucking time, and he refuses to consider any type
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: of alternative to just tons of animals being killed, like
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I love, Yeah, I fucking eat Like I think that
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: eating meat has been germane to the fucking progression of
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: humans in society. But at the same time, like if
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: we can like stop killing a bunch of animals, like
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I have like a little bit of empathy for a
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: qute ass fucking cow.
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, me too. I mean I would stop eating steak
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: if they come up with some good alternative. But brother,
• 49:53
  Speaker 4: I'm not touching tofu I'm gonna tell you that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want a fucking substitute. I need
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: it fully cloned. I need to be the exact same
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: thing as me.
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, I mean if they cloned it and it
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: was like no one had to die for it, I
• 50:05
  Speaker 4: would definitely be in that ship.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But also, but I think some people insist on the death.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: I think some people like like the death. They like
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: like the taste of the death in their teeth. I
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: really think that that's what does it for some people, which,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: you know, more power to them. But uh, it's it's
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: a little bit a little bit twisted.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, that's weird. What are you fucking weird?
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: What are you about to eat it while you're up
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: there in uh Nempshire by yourself?
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just ate a bunch of ramen noodles.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: Oh you're on your poor shit.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I might have a frozen pizza for dinner.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Oh you're on your poorshit.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: I'm probably not gonna be here for that long. I'm
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: probably just gonna be here for today tomorrow.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: Are you talking about earth?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: I'm probably gonna go home on Wednesday.
• 50:47
  Speaker 5: I've been getting a lot of messages.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: I was getting people are cabin fever like ten minutes
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: into being here?
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Literally, is it a cabin?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: Is it? Whose house is it?
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: It's a cabin bro whose cabin? This is mine? I
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: just bought it.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Here's a message I got from a Twitter account. Hey,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: hi Ron, I love watching you in SaaS. I'm really
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: concerned about him. Please make sure he is okay. You guys,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: crack me up. I am sixty years young and just
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: love you both. Mental health is a real issue. Take
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: care and thanks for the laughs.
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: Sixty dude, that's crazy.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I've got fires.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: So I got a lot of nice messages from people.
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: I got some mean ones too, but uh, mostly nice ones.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I be lying if I didn't ask, or if I
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: said I didn't want to know what the mean ones were.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: I just want to know what the mean ones are?
• 51:41
  Speaker 4: What do the means there? Really weren't there really surprisingly
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: were not very many mean ones. There was just some
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: people being like, you don't know how good you have it,
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: and then other people. It was basically just that.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I love when people say that when someone's going through something.
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: You don't know how good you've got him.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Brother, That's what I'm telling Will Smith right now. Brother.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: You don't even Will.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: Smith are going through the same.
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Ship right now, dude, Yeah, except for he's being like
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: applauded by it and people are still going online to
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: fucking ship down your throat?
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: Did you see we all slap each other on the
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: act today?
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: We had was so happy I missed that. That would
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: if I was still there. That would have if I
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: came back today and that was the first thing I
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: came back for. Oh, brother, that would have been a mess.
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: I would have been getting I would have been getting
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: airlifted out of New York.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Just a full actual breakdown after Brandon Walker slaps you
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: in like a professional manner like he bond.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: Uh not really, it was.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: It was kind of nice.
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: Honestly, I've gotten slapped before. Have you ever seen the
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: video of me getting slapped when I was like in
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: high school.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: No, brother, I don't think I have pulled up and
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: went viral. Did it? Did it?
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: Let me try and find it. No, but somehow someone
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: on the Reddit found it of you getting slat. Yeah,
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: and they posted on there And wait, have I never
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: told the story? I feel like I've told this story.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't ever think about this podcast
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: the seconds that I get out of Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Me neither. I don't remember what we recorded, like fifteen
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: minutes ago. Okay, when I was in when I was
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: a senior in high school, we went to the Patriots
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: Day parade, and I got like super wasted.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: You said, Patriots Day with the Patriots.
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: Parade, Patriots Parade, the Patriots won the Super Bowl, and.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: You guys win so many Super Bowls that you have
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: a day named after it.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And I was like super fucked up, And I uh,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: I was listening to music in my headphones.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: Oh, I think you might have told this story.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: But finish and my buddy took them out of my
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: ears and then I tackled him to the ground on
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: the in.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: The middle of it. Yes, you did tell me this.
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: All right, want to see the video, but So then
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: we were in a bathroom at a restaurant and some
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: kids were filming the video, like these random kids, like
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: two other kids were in there, and someone posted it,
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I guess somewhere, and this is so long ago, Like
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: look how young I look in this. But I eat
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: the paunch, dude, or I eat the slab.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go it to what okay on
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: your coco ahead, let's go one.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: I got rocked.
• 54:29
  Speaker 5: I ate Wow, he like stepped through that. He used
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: to hire body weight in that bitch.
• 54:35
  Speaker 4: I I deserved it. He caught up his chin super
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: bad when I fucking took him to the floor.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Hell yes, Like, bro.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: You insert that into the video. Start that into the.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I never saw that video of it,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: the way he like he like kind of caressed your
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: face back and then slapped you.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Like I was genuinely like shocked, like dude, that that
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: video is like over four years old, and like it
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: was like one random kid in the bathroom who recorded it.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: What you said it was a McDonald's bathroom.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: No, it was like a lobster hut or some shit
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: You knew had lobsters were fucking crazy. You love your fuck.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: It was crazy.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: I mean, dude, like he must have had that video
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: on his phone for like however many years and then
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: somehow he probably saw me from barstool.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Did he know it was he posted it? Did you
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: know at the time, I'm saying at the time, did
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: he know sasquatch?
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: No, I had like ten thousand followers at the time.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Bro, you gotta put that ship on fucking TikTok, dude.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna get our grade up so good. Oh no,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, Facebook, dude, we need that.
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: We could probably pass. You could probably take us from
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: like an F to a C minus, dude.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: If we just post videos of us getting the ship
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: beat out of us.
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: Dude, fight compilations do so good, dude.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I used to go to start clipping. I want every
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: single minute of this podcast clipped and on.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: The on every platform. I need it on every platform.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: We need to every minute as its own pod.
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: The Facebook is what is going to be what makes
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: the brace this podcast.
• 56:09
  Speaker 8: But don't you guys want them to watch the show
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: or listen to it?
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it doesn't matters. We care about people
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: watching or listening to the show.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Facebook is what matters.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Yes, all that matters. At the end of the day,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: all that matters is do people like us on Facebook? Sorry,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: that's how we're getting these six year old fans. How
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: else do you think I'm going to get a message
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: from somebody who's six years old. Unless we're getting shit
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: on Facebook. We could have a cacophony of messages from
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the fucking the six years.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: I haven't been on Facebook in over six years.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Hold up, time out, it's recording again.
• 56:43
  Speaker 8: The Wi Fi just did the kick.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: But it's good.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Now we had a WiFi kick. We're good to go.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: WiFi just kicked.
• 56:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a kick.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: It's a kicker, all right.
• 56:52
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• 56:55
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• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I logged back onto Uh. I logged onto Facebook so
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: I could check on our social grade, and they had
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: there were like several I hadn't been on in like
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: a long ass time, and there were like several posts
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: that they were like, we've removed this from our platform
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: because the caption was inappropriate. So I guess I was
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: really letting it fly in the castions on Facebook back
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: in the day.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: But uh, dude, I mean you let it fly on
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Twitter back in the day. I've searched up your old tweets.
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was having fun.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: That was back when men were men. You could say
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: anything in this fucking country.
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: You could joke without repercussions with that.
• 58:00
  Speaker 4: Back before Will Smith killed comedy.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some six four to two hundred and thirty pound dude,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: that's gonna beat your ass with this fucking dog, like
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: as I am legend.
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: Dude. People don't understand how big of a threat Will
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Smith is to comedy as we know it. It's over.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: Democracy has been threatened time and time again by Will Smith.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: He could have killed a many six riots.
• 58:26
  Speaker 4: Will Smith up here. He just I'm gonna go I'm
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: gonna give you a little I'm gonna give you a
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: quick ranking Pearl Harbor.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, mild, that was mid, okay, a little something. January sixth,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: somewhat significant.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: Will Smith punching Chris Rock in the fucking face.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: And Adam Baum literally new joke, literally, a new joke
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: for a fucking joke that probably another writer wrote. And
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: he's just reciting somebody else's line in a room full
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: of people that just recited the people's lines. He can't
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: just say someone else's lines. Oh what was the statement
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: that came out with?
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: Will Smith just posted an apology on Instagram.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: No, never apologize will.
• 59:08
  Speaker 4: Violence.
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he's about real violence in all of its forms
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: is poisonous and destructive. My behavior at last night's Academy.
• 59:16
  Speaker 5: Award, and that's a long fly ball. I'm just kidding,
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: just kidding.
• 59:21
  Speaker 8: Was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are part
• 59:25
  Speaker 8: of the job, but a joke about Jada's medical condition
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: was too much for me to bear, and I reacted emotionally.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: What dude, He was literally laughing at the joke.
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: He was about to get in trouble.
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: Jokes about Jada's medical condition was too much for me
• 59:40
  Speaker 4: to bear.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I would have loved with the with the subtext of
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: her glance after he laughed, she was definitely like, you
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: fucked up, fixed this, and he just understood right away.
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: The Providence head coach ed Cooley, he's at alopecia for
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: like a decade. Yeah, people chant bald at him all
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: the time.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Literally all the time.
• 59:57
  Speaker 4: I had when I was bald, people would chant, people
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: make jokes about me.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Appreciate.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: It's basically the same ship.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: I would like to publicly apologize to you, Chris. I
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 8: was out of line and I was wrong. I am
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: embarrassed and my actions were not indicative.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: Night.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he went clubbing, right.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: He was having the time of his life, just performing
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: for a sea of cell phones.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: There's no to his own He was dancing to his
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: own song, gross.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: And he like put his ear up. No no, no, no,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: no no.
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  Speaker 8: There's no place in There's no place for violence in
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: a world of love and kindness. I would also like
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 8: to apologize to the academy, the producers of the show,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 8: all the attendees, and everyone watching around the world. I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 8: would like to apologize to the Williams family and my
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: King Richard family. I deeply regret that my behavior has
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 8: stained what has been an otherwise gorgeous journey for all
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: of us. I am a work in progress, sincerely, Will.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: It seems like he's making the opposite of progress. It
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: seems like the work is deteriorating, and uh, he's getting
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: worse after years the public embarrassment, I guess it was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: just too fucking far.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: That's weird. I don't like it.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Everybody tapping him up as a fucking loser. Everybody like
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: just being like, you're the fucking man.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: They were probably scared that he was gonna drop them too.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 4: I heard, I saw. I heard like a rumor that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: he dropped Billy Eilish right after Chris Rock. Billy Eilish won,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: and he went up and he just put it on
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 4: her fucking ass and he said, keep my rocking wife's
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 4: name out of your mouth. Look at me. He was
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: fucking where is she?
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: I heard that there's gonna be a new like arcade
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: style video game where Will Smith just goes around the
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Oscars and fucking beats the fuck out of all the
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: A list celebrity stars.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: And if you level up, you can get guns.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: And just fucking sorting people's heads off, like chopping Angelina
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Joe Lee's head off, the fucking final levels, fighting all
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: three Spider Men together. Andrew Garfield must have been loving
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: that he got his fucking he got his moments stolen thirty.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: Nine ninety day, night and day. Dude, he should have won,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: and it's so stupid that he didn't win.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, what if the what if the people, what if
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: the cast of CODA was like booing Will Smith in
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: sign language the entire time.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: They probably were, Dude, they don't like, they're not a
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: violent bunch.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: How do you boo in sign language?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 5: Is it just thumbs down?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Thumbs down?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: They're just going hard thumbs down to him, flipping him off.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Not but none of the cameras saw them off. They
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: were just screaming to have their fucking their their voices heard,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: and nobody would turn the camera towards them.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: It is crazy that just like no one like, no
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: one said any like did anyone any celebrities over there
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: last night like say anything about it and be like
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: that was crazy?
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Only Judd Apatow said anything about it. He went way
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: too overboard and everybody was like, fuck you, jud Appatow,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: what about on Freaks and Geeks when fucking this thing
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: happened or some shit like what about this thing twenty
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: five years ago that you were a part of. Yeah,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: just like no, he's allowed to have nobody's allowed to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: have a fucking opinion anymore, I guess is what I'm
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: trying to say. Fucking bullshit, man.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: That's why probably Amy Schumer.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: Amy Schumer like right when she came back on was funny,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: and then she just like destroyed the entire joke when
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: she was like, yeah, anything happened anything, Yeah, that was funny,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: and then she'd have to make a joke about it.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 5: I'm just I really pray to God that if.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: I'm ever in a situation like that, that I could
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: have the presence of mind to take a deep breath
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and make a joke about it in the moment. Because
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: if Chris Rock made a joke about that in the moment,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: he's the goat, He's christened, He's like gilded all time.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: Like I mean, him even saying if that was like
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: the greatest television moment ever was very quick, like I
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: would have been I would have started crying instantly. I
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: would have exploded into tears.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You would have just been balled up on the floor.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why didn't do that?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 4: Hey, here's the nomination for the best Documentary that was
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: written by a writer's room, which by the way, is
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: very diverse. Should we wrap it up?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do uh? You want to record again tomorrow?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: Just maybe see what's going on. I feel like we
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: haven't really heard a lot about little Sasquatches the world.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: What's been going on with little Sasquatch? What he's been
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: up to? All we know is you eat some chef
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: boy r D and you're gonna go for a walk tomorrow.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I could do that. I'm probably not gonna be
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 4: back until late tomorrow, but or I'm not late, but
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: like probably not until like same time as this as
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: recorded this.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: Why don't you get back a little earlier than that.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: We'll do it then, all right, I'll see what I
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 4: can do.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 5: Just walk fast. I don't understand that you're walking.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: It's like it's not that much harder to just add
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: a little bit of pace to your walk. You're gonna
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: be alone. You're gonna need someone to push the pace.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: That should be you. Maybe a karaoke yeah, dook, and
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: maybe sing a song or too while you're at it.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: What's your playlist for tomorrow and what snacks are you
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: bringing nature?
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: I haven't decided any of that stuff yet. I still
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: have to pack.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Dude. Well, enjoy your second home. Thank your third old
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: my guest. Appreciate you, brother.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: Peace all right, appreciate you Bro.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: Good show.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: H