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Mr. Sniffer 8-25-26 · Dom and Jeremy

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  Speaker 1: Jerry katie and josh fix 100 i'm really quick i
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  Speaker 1: saw this story and then we're gonna get into this
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  Speaker 1: roller skating thing this morning um it's 10 millennial trends
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  Speaker 1: that gen z says are no longer cool and the.
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  Speaker 2: Final one oh i'm so upset by the final one.
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  Speaker 1: On the list but let me give you a few
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  Speaker 1: of these uh taking photos of your food and posting
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  Speaker 1: it online soups cringe.
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  Speaker 2: Bro Don't do that anymore.
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  Speaker 3: They're just jealous.
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  Speaker 4: I guess.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really do that too much anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 2: Mostly because I'm like, people don't care that this burrito
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  Speaker 2: looks awesome.
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  Speaker 3: I care.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 3: You're the only one I know.
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  Speaker 2: I really care. The phrase, I did a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, barf.
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  Speaker 1: Skinny jeans because it reminds them of Gru from Despicable Me.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I like my skinny jeans. I like the way they
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  Speaker 2: feel against my legs.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Saying LOL out loud.
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  Speaker 3: Are we saying LOL?
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  Speaker 2: I guess somebody out there is going, LOL! I thought
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  Speaker 2: that was just something we typed. In their skinny jeans.
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  Speaker 2: Open-toed shoes, I guess, are super cringe right now. Okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 2: The term adulting. Ooh, I'm adulting.
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  Speaker 1: Side parts in your hair. Although, didn't we just talk
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  Speaker 1: about how they were coming back?
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  Speaker 3: We did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's cyclical.
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  Speaker 2: High-waisted jeans. Gosh, what type of pants are acceptable right now?
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 2: All right. And then finally, one that.
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  Speaker 1: I have been guilty with, associated with since about 1998.
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  Speaker 1: People who do Jim Carrey face. Those people are automatically cringy.
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  Speaker 1: They're stuck in the 90s and refuse to grow up.
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  Speaker 1: It's unoriginal and makes people feel uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: I know that is so you. I do it all
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  Speaker 3: the time. That is so you.
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  Speaker 2: I certainly do.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: You really do.
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  Speaker 1: They say Jim Carrey face is embarrassing for you and
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  Speaker 1: your friends.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Who's coming for Jim Carrey face? Well, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to put my skinny jeans on today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to make that face. And after I do it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be like, I did a thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 2: And then I'm going to post a picture of a
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  Speaker 2: cheeseburger online.
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  Speaker 3: A cringy thing.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all can suck it, Jinzy.
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  Speaker 3: That's funny.
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  Speaker 2: Funny.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of being youthful and kid stuff, this lady with
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  Speaker 1: the roller skates, huh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Possibly cringy, too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how I feel about this yet. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: it's kind of cute.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't like it at first, but now I'm kind
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  Speaker 5: of coming on board.
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  Speaker 3: So here's the story. There's a woman.
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  Speaker 5: Her name's Heather. And she posted a flyer in Cheeseman Park.
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  Speaker 5: And what it says on the flyer is, my name
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  Speaker 5: is Heather, and I'm going to try and roller skate
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  Speaker 5: for the first time in my life.
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  Speaker 3: Come watch. Is it safe? Probably not. Can I do it?
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  Speaker 3: Probably not.
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  Speaker 5: August 22nd at 7 p.m., Cheeseman Park at the Pavilion.
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  Speaker 5: And people showed up. A lot of people showed up
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  Speaker 5: to see Heather skate for her first time ever. And
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  Speaker 5: they loved it. It's all over TikTok. She made so
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  Speaker 5: many people happy. And I think that's, again, like when
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  Speaker 5: I saw the flyer, I'm like, what are we doing now?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 5: But she brought a lot of joy to people. Like
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  Speaker 5: a lot of people showed up to see what she
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  Speaker 5: was going to do. It made a lot of people laugh.
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  Speaker 5: They put it all on TikTok. It was a big
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  Speaker 5: turnout and so funny. People are commenting on the post
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  Speaker 5: and they laughed. are loving it. They're like, this is
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  Speaker 5: the bravest thing I've ever seen. She did a whole
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  Speaker 5: photo shoot. This story has been giving me life. I'm
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  Speaker 5: following on Instagram. Thank you so much, Heather. And everyone
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  Speaker 5: just really commending her. What a good idea. And then
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  Speaker 5: even we have a quote on the flyer.
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  Speaker 3: I'm worried about her safety, signed Heather's mom. She tried
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  Speaker 3: really hard to just make it fun, cheeky. And, you know, but,
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  Speaker 3: you know, she's a grown woman. She's not a teenager
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  Speaker 3: or anything.
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  Speaker 5: I think they said she's 34 or something like that.
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  Speaker 5: So she's a grown woman doing her, living her life.
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  Speaker 5: And I just thought, you know, this is a way
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  Speaker 5: that you can do something that Um, you know, it's
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  Speaker 5: a way of putting yourself out there, but going viral
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  Speaker 5: trending for not a bad reason.
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  Speaker 3: I liked it for that.
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  Speaker 2: It's got a cute factor of 9.7. It does.
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  Speaker 3: It does. It's up there.
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  Speaker 2: I like the cute factor.
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  Speaker 3: She's making people smile. And, you know, we love that.
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  Speaker 3: That's our job. So I just thought, oh, hey.
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  Speaker 2: That's on our LinkedIn profile.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I like it, especially in a world where everything
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  Speaker 1: is so serious and murder, death, kill, and everybody's down
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  Speaker 1: in the dumps.
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  Speaker 2: It's just something kind of silly and kind of stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: To get people out, having fun.
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  Speaker 1: Not to mention you get to meet other people in
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  Speaker 1: the community, make some new friends, and then you get
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  Speaker 1: to watch this goofy lady roller skate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. I like this. And you had the haters.
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  Speaker 3: There were a few people.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you always will.
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  Speaker 3: I know. And they're like, you know.
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  Speaker 2: We get those on our text line all the time.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean, that's just life, right?
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  Speaker 5: So there are people saying that she was like fake
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  Speaker 5: falling and making it a bigger deal than it was.
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  Speaker 2: But then there are other people. Did you see a video?
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  Speaker 5: No, I didn't see videos yet, but I'm just reading
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  Speaker 5: the comments and people are defending her to the max.
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  Speaker 3: They're like, no. This was not staged.
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  Speaker 5: You could tell she was just having a really good time,
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  Speaker 5: and she wanted people to.
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  Speaker 3: Be a part of it.
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  Speaker 2: Roller skates, roller blades.
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  Speaker 3: Roller skates.
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  Speaker 2: Skates, okay.
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  Speaker 5: The first time in her whole life.
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  Speaker 2: I hope she had a helmet on.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Says Mary on next door.
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  Speaker 3: I hope Heather was safe.
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  Speaker 5: But I just, again, what a way to bring joy
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  Speaker 5: to the masses in an effortless way and really just
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  Speaker 5: poke it a little fun at yourself.
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  Speaker 3: But, you know, you had a good time.
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  Speaker 6: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: It reminds me of a few months ago, there was
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  Speaker 1: a guy that had the big bin of cheese balls
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  Speaker 1: that he picked up from Costco or Sam's Club.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 1: And he posted on like a Reddit thread or something, hey,
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  Speaker 1: come to the park and watch me eat this entire
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  Speaker 1: jug of cheese balls. And people showed up to watch
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  Speaker 1: the guy eat the jug of cheese balls.
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  Speaker 4: Shoot.
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  Speaker 2: And he accomplished it.
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  Speaker 3: I'd show up to ask him on a date.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, hey, can I lick your fingers?
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  Speaker 3: Exactly my idea. The perfect date, my dude.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to lick your fingers, please.
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  Speaker 3: Let's be friends at least.
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  Speaker 2: My name's Katie. You might know me from the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I'm hard up for love. Um, I like it.
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  Speaker 3: It's cute.
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  Speaker 1: I can see this expanding into other things where people
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  Speaker 1: will be like, you know, come out and watch me
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  Speaker 1: learn how to fly a kite or learn how to
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  Speaker 1: ride a bike.
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  Speaker 2: Um, Watch me learn how to swim.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think that that's where it might..
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  Speaker 2: That one might be a little derailed.
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  Speaker 3: It might get a little played out, right?
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  Speaker 2: It might get played out.
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  Speaker 5: The fact that she did it first and she created
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  Speaker 5: such a fun atmosphere, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just all about it. Yeah, where does it end, right?
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  Speaker 3: I can see a lot of people copying Heather here.
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  Speaker 3: Don't go in the deep end!
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  Speaker 1: Watch me walk across Legos with no socks or shoes on.
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  Speaker 3: You want a date?
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  Speaker 2: Jeez, off the air we go. Katie's like, ooh, ooh, ooh,
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  Speaker 2: speaking of dating, speaking of dating, she.
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  Speaker 1: Got all fired up after we talked about sucking on
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  Speaker 1: that guy's fingers.
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  Speaker 2: You aren't dating right now, are you?
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean..
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  Speaker 4: Not really.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you're looking, but you're not with.
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  Speaker 5: Well, the thing is, after Chicago guy, I really stopped
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  Speaker 5: hyper-focusing on somebody because I didn't realize how everything I do.
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  Speaker 2: It's all-consuming, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was to kind of get his attention or impress him.
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  Speaker 2: My wife's like that a lot with me.
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  Speaker 3: With you?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, when you're in a relationship, it's different. She obviously
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  Speaker 3: wants to do things that make your life better.
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  Speaker 2: She's all over me constantly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, can you blame her, Jer?
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  Speaker 5: I'm good. I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: She hates me.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, really quick, before we get into your story, that
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  Speaker 1: reminds me, I want to read you just a quick
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  Speaker 1: text that came in from her.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: What'd she say?
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  Speaker 1: What's Nicknack got to say today? She messaged me just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit ago before 8. She goes, hey, what's
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  Speaker 1: the green goo I just stepped in in the basement?
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  Speaker 2: It's super sticky. I just go, where? She's like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. It was in a plastic holder, she said.
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  Speaker 2: I go, I have no idea. I go, don't get
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  Speaker 2: it on the carpet. And she wrote back, no S word.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I'm hopping on one foot right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm dying to know what the green goo was in
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  Speaker 2: my basement. Yeah, what was it?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody knows right now.
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  Speaker 1: You better figure that out. That is apropos of nothing, right?
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  Speaker 3: So there you go.
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  Speaker 2: So speaking of dating, what's this dating thing you got?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, so it's a term that's floating around on the socials,
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  Speaker 5: and it's called de-centering men. OK, and really, it's just
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  Speaker 5: a fancy term for doing what I just said, not
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  Speaker 5: being completely obsessed with a man or trying to find
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  Speaker 5: a man or being on the apps and looking for
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  Speaker 5: one and looking pretty for one.
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  Speaker 3: Like, it's all consuming.
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  Speaker 2: It really is. So it's like it's self-focused self-worth.
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  Speaker 3: Intentionally, though.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at your goals, it's just focusing on you versus
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  Speaker 1: a dude.
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  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: And so it's really just like taking all of that
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  Speaker 5: energy that you're putting towards yourself.
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  Speaker 3: You know, making yourself look good.
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  Speaker 2: And here's the thing too.
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  Speaker 5: It's like when you're single and when you're out and about,
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  Speaker 5: like say you're at a bar and you're hanging out
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  Speaker 5: with your friends. Well, if you're in the active state
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  Speaker 5: or looking for a partner, a person, your side glance
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  Speaker 5: is always looking. You're always looking to find something. Your
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  Speaker 5: mind's always scattered and wandered and you could never be
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  Speaker 5: 100% fully present. And so when you take that out
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  Speaker 5: of the equation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You have so much more energy for your friends, for yourself,
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  Speaker 5: for your current situations, your job.
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  Speaker 2: That's when you usually find someone, right?
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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Is when you're not looking. We've heard it a bazillion times.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that seems to be what everybody says.
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  Speaker 1: You're like, whatever, I'm done. I'm focusing on me, my career,
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  Speaker 1: my health, whatever. And then, boom, you bump into a
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  Speaker 1: dude at the deli and you're.
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  Speaker 4: Like, oh.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: Look at you with your fried chicken. You know I
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  Speaker 3: like fried chicken.
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  Speaker 2: No, you're focusing on your health.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 5: I'm focusing on me, not your fried chicken.
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  Speaker 2: Although that is focusing on your happiness.
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  Speaker 3: It is. You know how much I love fried chicken. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Because, again, we've all been there.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds a little harsh to the guys. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: think it can be flipped. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It can be flipped.
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  Speaker 2: I'm de-centering men right now.
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  Speaker 3: Or de-centering women.
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  Speaker 5: If you're in the you know camp if you're looking
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  Speaker 5: for a girlfriend but it's taking all of your energy
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  Speaker 5: and your stuff well de-center women and that might help you.
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  Speaker 1: Out a little bit anything in the de-centering like any
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  Speaker 1: sort of uh you're de-centering cigarettes You're de-centering alcohol.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because those things.
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  Speaker 2: If you have— That's a cutesy little term to use
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 5: It is, and if you think about that, if you
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  Speaker 5: have a problem with smoking cigarettes, say you're trying to
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  Speaker 5: quit and you're just smoking a pack and a half
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  Speaker 5: a day, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Don't I know it.
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  Speaker 3: It really does consume you.
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  Speaker 5: Your life is centered around this want for this thing,
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  Speaker 5: and if you could take that out of the equation—
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  Speaker 5: The peace.
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  Speaker 2: I'm de-centering my coworkers.
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  Speaker 3: The freedom. The peace. The freedom.
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  Speaker 2: The peace and the freedom. I'm de-centering tailgating.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely.
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  Speaker 2: I'm talking to you BMW drivers.
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  Speaker 3: It's definitely worth looking into. And I love.
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  Speaker 2: I like it.
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  Speaker 4: It's cute.
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  Speaker 5: The story in itself. Like it's got a little, you know, thumbnail, right?
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  Speaker 5: When you see the story on like a Yahoo website
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  Speaker 5: and it says, I decentered men and it worked for me.
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  Speaker 5: And it was a before and after picture. And the
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  Speaker 5: before was her. And then after, I mean, she's wearing
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  Speaker 5: a bikini.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, I love life.
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  Speaker 3: So I guess it works.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 2: This came in from a guy who I'm changing his
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  Speaker 2: name to Sniff. Here's why.
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  Speaker 1: Sniff wrote in and said, I need some help settling
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  Speaker 1: an argument between me and my parents. I graduated from
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  Speaker 1: high school a couple years ago and decided not to
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  Speaker 1: go to college because I had no idea what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do. Two years later, I still don't know,
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  Speaker 1: and now my parents are really putting the pressure on.
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  Speaker 1: They keep saying, it's time to make a move. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't go now, you're never going to go.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I understand their concern, but I keep hearing horror stories
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  Speaker 1: about people taking on massive college debt and then struggling
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  Speaker 1: to find a good job.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to spend thousands on a degree. and
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what career I want. Here's where
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  Speaker 2: they're really mad.
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  Speaker 1: When I graduated, I received a pretty good amount of
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  Speaker 1: money from my grandparents and relatives, family, friends. I saved
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  Speaker 1: most of it, and I even added some money of
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  Speaker 1: my own from working. I want to use that money
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  Speaker 1: now to get a nose job. Oh! I've hated my
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  Speaker 1: nose my entire life. It's been my biggest insecurity. I'm
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  Speaker 1: tired of people telling me, you're.
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  Speaker 3: Beautiful just the way you are. Oh, the just the
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  Speaker 3: way you are. You're beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Just the way you are, Sniff.
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  Speaker 1: My parents think it's completely irresponsible. They say everyone who
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  Speaker 1: gave me graduation money assumed it would go towards college
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  Speaker 1: or something to help me in my future. My argument
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  Speaker 1: is that nobody told me that money could only be
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  Speaker 1: used for college.
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  Speaker 2: It was a gift. I've saved it for a couple years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm an adult. This is something I want. So who's right?
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  Speaker 1: Is spending graduation money on a nose job completely irresponsible?
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  Speaker 1: Should I listen to my parents and finally go to college,
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  Speaker 1: even though I have no idea what I want to study?
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  Speaker 1: I'd especially love to hear from people who have waited
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  Speaker 1: a few years to go to college or people who've
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  Speaker 1: had plastic surgery.
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  Speaker 2: Because of a lifelong insecurity. Okay, that's fine too. How
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  Speaker 2: did it work out for you guys?
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  Speaker 1: At the very end of this, he does say, please
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  Speaker 1: change my name because if my parents hear this and
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  Speaker 1: figure out it's me, I'm dead.
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: So one, I did change his name to Sniff. And two, dude, Sniff.
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: This is a pretty unique situation. If your parents hear it,
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: they probably know it's going to be you, buddy.
• 13:23
  Speaker 3: Exactly. I don't know too many other people.
• 13:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of people who are wanting
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: to use their college money on a nose job.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: But anyway, there's that sniff.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: If you want to call in and sound off, what
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: should he do with the money? Use it for school.
• 13:38
  Speaker 1: That's what it was there for. That's what the gifts
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: were for, allegedly, right? 303-691-1MIX.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: 303-691-1649.
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: Would love to give your thoughts, your opinions. This is
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: Show Wants to Know, so we open up the phone
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: lines for you guys. Should Sniff use the money to
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: get that schnoz.
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: Rebuilt, or should he use it to go to school?
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: 303-691-1649.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: On the surface, I guess... I'm kind of in Camp
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: No's job, I think. I think.
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: Why not do that and go to, like, a trade school,
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: you know?
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I see the text coming in about trade school.
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: A little bit cheaper.
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: But, again, he doesn't know what he wants to do.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: That might not be in a heap. He's like, I
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: don't want to go into HVAC.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: Well, and that's the thing.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: If you don't know what you want to do spending
• 14:31
  Speaker 5: money to decide, like— Figure out what you want to
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: do first and then maybe put the money towards it.
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: But don't just go to school because you're being pressured
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: to do so.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: So I think there's a lot.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Of moving pieces.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: That young, though, you could regret spending that much money
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: on a nose job.
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: No, because you've.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Got that nose the rest of your life. You might
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: spend thousands on that degree and never use it.
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: Well, but the nose, you might not like it. Right?
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: You spend thousands on your nose.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: And it's a crappy nose. One nostril is bigger than
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: the other. Well, go to somebody reputable. I think the
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: text of the day goes to Zach. He wrote in
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: and said, forget the job. I'm just wondering, how bad.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Is this guy's nose?
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, Zach.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, Zach, you funny. All right, 303691 says, 1649. Here
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: is Phil. Phil made it in. Good morning, sir.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Good morning. How's it going?
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: Well, we're super dupes. What do you think about this
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: guy's dilemma?
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: Are you in team school or team schnoz?
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: Okay, I have the same question as Zach. Like, how
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: bad is his nose? Is this like Wicked Witch of
• 15:34
  Speaker 6: the East kind of nose or like a Groot nose?
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: Well, let's assume that it might be kind of bad.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: He's been insecure about it his whole life.
• 15:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, so I probably would have been bullied, right, about
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: it my whole life. I've seen some crazy transformations of noses,
• 15:52
  Speaker 6: so I am on team nose.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 15:55
  Speaker 4: You know, to each their own.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I kind of am too because I feel like, Phil,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: we've all kind of got something, right? Something that we're
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: insecure about that would be nice to fix if we.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Had the money.
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if this guy's, like, you know, extreme, like, or, like,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: you know those caricatures that people draw of people?
• 16:14
  Speaker 6: Yeah. If that's the first thing that the artist draws
• 16:17
  Speaker 6: is this guy's nose, and it's been his whole life, like,
• 16:20
  Speaker 6: I'm okay with that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: When the guy draws the picture, he just does an
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: elephant's trunk? Yeah, I know.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Jeremy.
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: Phil, I got you in camp schnoz. I appreciate you
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: sounding off this morning, my friend.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Here is Jen. Hi, Jen.
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: Hi, how are you guys today?
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Well, we're super dupes. We're breathing easy in here. What
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: are your thoughts on this guy's situation?
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, so I have a different take on this. We
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: all have things that we don't like about ourselves, and
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know if it was written in stone that
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: that's what he had to use the money for. I
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: know that that kind of is that under... the under
• 16:59
  Speaker 4: stated rule that that's kind of what people think he's
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: going to use it for, but he's a grown man.
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: So my take on this is take the money and
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: go get yourself a new, get yourself a home, get
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: yourself an apartment, move out of your parents' home. So
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: there seems to be a little control with that and
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: then bossing him around and what he wants to do.
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: I know that they want the best for him, but
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: sometimes school isn't for everyone. And there's successful people out
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: there that don't go to school and So get yourself
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: a condo, get yourself a home, and then whatever's left over.
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: And obviously he can save money because he said in
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: the letter that he put money with whatever was given
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: to him. Save whatever you need for the nose job
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: after that. But get out from underneath your parents and
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: live your life.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Well, you got his whole life mapped out for you.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: That's really good advice.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: Just like if you didn't find yourself a nice girl
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: and propose at a park and have your wedding in Nashville.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: That was good, though, Jen. You had a lot of
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: really good points.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: And then you need 2.3 children and a swing set
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: in the backyard. Okay, so am I putting you in
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Camp Schnaz, then, not Camp School?
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: I would say, you know what?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: In the long run.
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: You know what? Do it. If it makes you feel...
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: We all have something that we just don't like about ourselves,
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: and it'll never be... you'll never feel good about yourself
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: if you don't do it, you know? So some people.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: Jen, really quick. I got to get to one more person,
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: but what would you, if you had the money, what
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: would you change about yourself?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: If I can make myself taller, that would be great.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: It's not going to happen.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: We'll get you some leg implants.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: There we go.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Jen, thank you so much for sounding off today. We
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: can't thank you enough. Here's a Justine. Hi Justine.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Hi, good morning.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Well, hello. All right, what do you think about Mr.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: Sniff?
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Are you in camp school or schnoz?
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: I'm actually for camp schnoz. I have two kids, one
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: when she graduated, got her boobs done, one bought a
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: car with her money. It was a gift to them.
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: I told her when she got her breasts done that
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: it was totally acceptable to spend that money. If she
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: wants that confidence, if that's going to improve her confidence
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: in life, that'll be something that she carries with her
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: for life. So self-confidence is just as important at school.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Literally carries along with her every day.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: You're right. Like to feel good.
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Cause you may had a good point in the last
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: call where their whole life, they deal with this kind
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: of stigmatism. So it's like, clearly it's been a thing
• 19:36
  Speaker 5: for them for a minute. So it's, You know, if
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: it gives you that confidence moving forward into the next stage,
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: I'm all for it.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Well, and if somebody wanted braces, nobody would think twice
• 19:46
  Speaker 6: about braces. Exactly. It's the same thing, straining your teeth.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an appearance thing.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I would think twice because I like gummy bears and gum, but..
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: That's different here.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: Justine, we got you in Camp Schnauz. It was unanimous.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Everybody's voting Camp Schnauz for this guy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Everyone is, yeah.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Mr.
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: Sniff, if you're listening this morning... They're saying don't worry
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: about the cash, dude. Your parents will be fine. You're
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: an adult now. It's your money.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe you don't need to go to college. Go get
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: that freakishly large nose done.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: If anyone else has a dilemma they want to sound
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: off about, you can always send us a message to Jeremy, Katie,
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Josh on Facebook and Instagram.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Really, really quick. I've only got like 30 seconds. Katie,
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: you had the money. What would you change about yourself?
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I wasn't ready for this.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Josh?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Height.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I want to be shorter. I'm too tall.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Katie? I don't know. Maybe I'd get the old girls done, too.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Okay. That'd be smart.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Shut up, Jeremy. Hey, I would.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Do a certain reduction surgery, actually, because it's just too much.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: That big old head on top of your shoulders? Is
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: that one?
• 20:57
  Speaker 5: Close.