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- 0:01I'm sick. If only somebody could help me.
- 0:04Ohh. I certainly can't help you.
- 0:06Ohh yes, get it. Ohhh, yeah.
- 0:13Oh, oh, OK. Stop, stop right there.
- 0:15Can we, can we cut for a second? Is anyone concerned with
- 0:18anything we're doing here? Hey, guys, it's up to emergency.
- 0:20Welcome. Welcome back to my channel.
- 0:22And if the words vertical short don't mean anything to you, then
- 0:24you definitely have been living under a rock.
- 0:26And if you think that you haven't seen a vertical, yes,
- 0:28you have. And no, I'm not just talking
- 0:30about whatever just played in front of you right now because
- 0:33you most definitely have seen one either with or against your
- 0:36will when you're scrolling on TikTok and get your government
- 0:38mandated ad every, I don't know, four to five scrolls.
- 0:41You know those little random dramas that lead you to get an
- 0:43app like drama box to see, I don't know, the big brother's
- 0:46bad boy best friend doctor will kiss the nerdy girl.
- 0:49That, my friends, is a vertical. You're holding back your whole
- 0:53life. Let me show you what it feels
- 0:55like to finally my girl. Is this what you want?
- 0:58Kim? And Verticals, also called micro
- 1:00dramas, are a serialized series shot and made to be watched on
- 1:03your phone. You know, vertically.
- 1:05They usually span about 20 to 100 episodes, with each episode
- 1:09being about as long as a TikTok or around 1 to 3 minutes each.
- 1:12And in every single episode, and yes, I mean every single one,
- 1:16they end with a cliffhanger or something phrased to be a
- 1:19cliffhanger to get you on to the next 60 to 90 seconds of the
- 1:22series. And it kind of just feels like
- 1:24this cataclysmic multiverse combination of like telenovela
- 1:28writing, the structural modeling of like mobile games and the
- 1:32editing and production quality of someone using iMovie for the
- 1:34first time. And like didn't know how to
- 1:36remove the fade to white transition all mixed into one
- 1:39reel. Because let me be clear, these
- 1:41things are not known for their cinematic qualities.
- 1:43Like no one's going to verticals for their Oscar winning acting.
- 1:46And actually they're going to them for the opposite with these
- 1:49verticals becoming popular for their bad acting, cheesy writing
- 1:51and low budget set and decoration.
- 1:53And all these things are just par for the course and what
- 1:55these dramas are kind of known for.
- 1:57Another way that I like to think about it is like these verticals
- 1:59are just the video form of like those CBS romance books with
- 2:02Fabio on the cover. Just optimize and film for
- 2:04TikTok and that's all fine and dandy.
- 2:06But the reason why we're talking about verticals and vertical
- 2:08shorts is, for one, because the content in these vertical shorts
- 2:11can be extremely salacious and honestly can be considered a
- 2:15form of softcore with plot points also being very
- 2:17suggestive, like falling in love with my stepbrother or like a
- 2:20secret between sisters. Like all the titles are.
- 2:22Some of the most popular verticals are kind of strange
- 2:25and the fact that these things are being advertised so brazenly
- 2:28on platforms, TikTok, Facebook, and the likes is kind of
- 2:31concerning, but even more so concerning.
- 2:33On the back end, behind the scenes, the verticals industry
- 2:36can be very exploitative to its actual actors and pretty much
- 2:40everyone involved. And we need to talk about that
- 2:41because again, if you haven't heard or seen verticals now, you
- 2:44will in the very near future because it seems like the future
- 2:47of entertainment, for better or for worse, is vertical content.
- 2:51And you may be asking yourself, where did this vertical stuff
- 2:53come from? Well, this vertical style of
- 2:55entertainment content originated in China in the 20 tens and
- 2:58began gaining traction in the US in 2023 with an uptick in 2025,
- 3:02which is essentially when we began seeing big entertainment
- 3:04companies start to take an interest in them and investing
- 3:07heavily in them. Because unfortunately, these
- 3:14verticals are not just a fad, or at least they don't seem to be.
- 3:17And much like Ozempic, it seems like it is here to stay in
- 3:19Hollywood because Hollywood, as the rumblings have been for a
- 3:22while now, has been on the downturn as an industry.
- 3:24And it seems that companies are jumping on the boom that are
- 3:27verticals. And let me be clear, despite
- 3:29what we're going to get into later in the video, not all
- 3:31verticals are nefarious and creepy.
- 3:33It just so happens that some of the most viral ones are.
- 3:37But we'll start with some of the less creepy and nefarious ones.
- 3:39But as a company that I am interested in seeing what they
- 3:41do after announcing that they're joining verticals bandwagon is
- 3:44Hooray Media, you know, Issa Rae's production company.
- 3:47Like, yes, Issa's always on the cutting edge, but Hooray Media
- 3:50just cut a deal with TikTok and Tik Tok's vertical drama app,
- 3:53Pine Drama. And in a way, I am excited to
- 3:55see what her company creates because it is the 2026 version
- 3:58of her start on YouTube in 2011 with her web series, The
- 4:01Misadventures of an Awkward Black Girl.
- 4:03And based on how initial reactions have been to that
- 4:05vertical series, it's been very popular.
- 4:07And I'm not necessarily shocked because Issa Rae would be the
- 4:10only person I would want to see verticals from.
- 4:12But I haven't even given it a full we'll watch yet.
- 4:13But again, from what I've heard and what I've seen, it looks
- 4:15like it's got a narrative and a storyline and people really like
- 4:17it. So we shall see, I guess.
- 4:19I mean, I don't expect it to be extremely smut filled and like
- 4:22trope dependent like some of the other dramas that we're going to
- 4:24get into, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed.
- 4:26And ES Race Company isn't the only company hopping into the
- 4:28verticals business. Fox recently invested in
- 4:31undisclosed amount to Holy Water, which is an AI first
- 4:33company that has already produced vertical dramas using
- 4:36Gen. AI, which I mean, of course
- 4:37they're doing. And if this page doesn't
- 4:40completely flatten your hopes for the entertainment industry,
- 4:42I don't really know what will. Like, it just baffles me that
- 4:45the careers that people dream so big and work so hard to attain
- 4:48are all being passed on to slop tech companies to give us
- 4:51essentially AI vertical slop. Like, you know, we just love
- 4:54this timeline that we're living in.
- 4:56I'm sorry, I needed a second to compose myself.
- 4:58Moving on, some things that you can look forward to from this
- 5:01company that Fox Entertainment Studios is producing include
- 5:03things like Billionaire Blackmail and Bound by
- 5:06Obsession. And like, don't worry because
- 5:08it's part of their deal. They're set to create like, I
- 5:10don't know, like 200 vertical video titles.
- 5:12And they also said that they would have development deals
- 5:14with top Hollywood talent soon. So like, can you all imagine
- 5:17Sedea being in like an AI slot vertical?
- 5:19I think if you can and if we do, the end times are definitely
- 5:22near. But that is neither here nor
- 5:23there. And like, I don't want to be
- 5:24dense here. Like, I know that it's fully
- 5:26possible that vertical dramas are the next frontier, but there
- 5:29is something about the way that these founders and execs talk
- 5:31about it that kind of give me the vibes of like, when tech
- 5:34Bros are trying to convince people about, I don't know,
- 5:36like, crypto when like NFT's or like what else they be doing the
- 5:39metaverse. Like, I just have to kind of see
- 5:42it to believe it. And nothing that I'm seeing
- 5:44makes you want to believe, at least not yet.
- 5:47And it's also interesting and, like, not advising you to
- 5:49actually do it. Like, if you scroll through Holy
- 5:52Waters page, a lot of these vertical houses that
- 5:55entertainment companies are investing in aren't even calling
- 5:57themselves entertainment companies or production houses
- 6:00or studios. They call themselves tech
- 6:02companies. Like, they're not even going as
- 6:03far to try and hide it. Like all they're really caring
- 6:06about is money and data. And like, yeah, like, just look
- 6:09at how this vertical actor and producer Eric so Mighty talks
- 6:11about. It viewers that will say like
- 6:13that they don't like watching the, you know, sexual assault
- 6:16scene or the child scene or whatever.
- 6:18If you don't watch it, if you actually don't watch it, the
- 6:22apps, again, these aren't necessarily filmmaking apps.
- 6:25They're tech companies that are putting stuff out.
- 6:28They are data-driven. So if they see that you skipped
- 6:32that part of the film, maybe we can inflict some change there.
- 6:35And actually they'll be like, oh, maybe we don't need to have
- 6:37900, you know, ridiculously overdramatized scenes.
- 6:41So that's part of it as well. But also like it also comes down
- 6:44to money. All, all of these apps are very
- 6:46money focused. And if they have to, that's why,
- 6:50if you've noticed, the subtitles never match what it comes out of
- 6:52our mouth because they would have to put more money into
- 6:55actually making sure the subtitles properly fit us.
- 6:57So like it will cost money to actually have a content rating
- 7:01on stuff. It, it, it's hard to inflict
- 7:03that change. It would be great in in theory,
- 7:05I think it'd be very helpful. But I, I, it's, it's, it's hard
- 7:08to get these apps to do anything that that cost money.
- 7:10They definitely know what they are.
- 7:12And what's interesting about this is that it feels like art
- 7:14or entertainment, whatever you want to call it, is increasingly
- 7:17becoming made by the people that fund it.
- 7:19And while I won't get into a whole art history lesson here,
- 7:21it seems like the creatives, the artists, the writers, you know,
- 7:24like the people that used to be funded and paid and commissioned
- 7:27are being nixed and cut out of the process and are just being
- 7:29seen as superfluous expenses. Because like, why would you pay
- 7:32for someone that actually embodies the craft, has a love
- 7:35for the game, and actually has the God-given talent to do it?
- 7:37If people just watch something generated by AI, we end with
- 7:40virtually no money out of pocket.
- 7:41I don't know, it's kind of like the art, it's actually matter
- 7:43and this is some people's livelihood and you shouldn't
- 7:45just extract it for all that it's worth.
- 7:46But again, I digress. I'll get off my homework for the
- 7:48rest of this video. I just needed to get that off my
- 7:51chest. And actually Speaking of chest,
- 7:53crazy segue, I know. Well, let's actually get into
- 7:55what you're actually here for. I know you're Bob.
- 7:56I know y'all be freaked out and y'all seen the verticals and
- 7:58been like, what is this or being like, oh, what is this?
- 8:02But nonetheless, I know you gagged and let's address the
- 8:05elephant in the room right now. What is this weird soft core
- 8:09nature that is kind of entrenched in all of these
- 8:12vertical shorts? Now let's be fair here, are all
- 8:19verticals created equally freaky?
- 8:21Now there are some that don't even talk in that tone at all,
- 8:23such as Lisa Ray's screen time. But those non romantic and dare
- 8:26I say erotic verticals do feel like the exception, not the
- 8:29majority. Because the majority of
- 8:30verticals that are popular and that are promoted online are
- 8:33romance and even like smut censored plots, often times
- 8:37having something to do with like a secret billionaire or like my
- 8:40brother's best friend or like workplace sort of school themed
- 8:44scenarios incessantly playing into those tropes that we've
- 8:46seen time and time again on Grey's, Wattpad, AO3, and
- 8:50whatever sites you end your nights on.
- 8:51And the thing that'd be gagging me is that like they can get
- 8:54pretty bad. Like even in making this video,
- 8:56I'm like kind of scared because it kind of feels like I
- 8:59shouldn't be able to play this on YouTube, but we're going to
- 9:01try. So let's take a look at a few of
- 9:03these ads. And of course, I hate to feel
- 9:05like I need to say this, but just to be clear, I'm not
- 9:08sponsored by any of these companies.
- 9:09And this is not an ad. This is purely for entertainment
- 9:12or reactionary purposes. And the theme here for a lot of
- 9:15these is that like it's very like BL, like boys love coded,
- 9:18at least the ones that have come up on my preview page and other,
- 9:20there's a lot that are not that, but a lot of them have been
- 9:24trying to RIP off of heated rapper's nachos because this
- 9:26one's about a relationship between I think a hockey player
- 9:28and his medical examiner. It's very odd.
- 9:31Like let's just like just take a second to look how this starts.
- 9:34He just. He's a fever.
- 9:36And is. Is delirious right now.
- 9:40I'm just going to take him to his door, OK, We could stop it
- 9:44right there. Because what is going on?
- 9:47What is actually going on? I think a part of the list that
- 9:49really just drives like the vertical aspect of it is that so
- 9:52much of it is crotch because it is like in a vertical format
- 9:55that it just kind of elicits itself to be suggestive when it
- 9:58probably isn't. Because there's no way that it
- 10:00looks like they're having the time of their lives in front of
- 10:04those other people and they're just cool with it.
- 10:06Like it's meant and filmed to be suggestive and to pique people's
- 10:09interests. Especially if you're just
- 10:10scrolling along and see that pop up on your purview page.
- 10:13Like you're going to be like, what am I watching?
- 10:15And then what am I watching? And then if we really want to
- 10:18talk about biting off heated rivalries, nachos, there is
- 10:21literally a one called hockey rival.
- 10:22You want me gentle or rough? I don't want you at all.
- 10:27Hello, too bad. OK, not enough.
- 10:30I did not know this before, but this one is just AI slop.
- 10:32Like this one is just AI. And mind you, I've seen ads like
- 10:35this from different scenes in this vertical that start just
- 10:39like that. You're hearing Tremont TikTok
- 10:40like coconut water. Scroll up and see some stuff
- 10:44like this. Like this is strange, this is
- 10:46strange, this is slop and this is the future of entertainment.
- 10:52There's also another one called Breaking the Ice which I'm sure
- 10:54is real. And like, what's with all of
- 10:57these being hockey themed? Like Heated Revelry and Tate
- 10:59Mccree's impact? Easton has a.
- 11:03Full ride hockey scholarship and I will not let you ruin his
- 11:06life. Oh my God, I love you Carolyn
- 11:12Mills. You are going to break up with
- 11:14him and you are going to get rid of that baby or else the acting
- 11:19of this is just so bad. And the fact that it has like
- 11:22that typical like AI slop speed up version of like a popular
- 11:25song. Like why is Alicia Keys here?
- 11:26Like why is this girl on fire? There's another one called How
- 11:29to Tame a Silver Fox and it's looking like this one room into
- 11:32my closet. When I wasn't here, I was doing
- 11:37you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be
- 11:40here. Why is she handcuffed?
- 11:42Why is he shirtless? And why is the ebook for this
- 11:44also available on Amazon Kindle? Like there's so much going on, I
- 11:48hate to see it. And there's this really
- 11:50interesting Guardian article that has a whole list of them
- 11:51that you can go check out. I'm going to try and link it
- 11:53down in the description below. But this is all just so wild to
- 11:55me because like, these are the ads that play on our public
- 11:58TikTok forum. Like a lot of times the ads for
- 12:00these will be the spiciest or raunchiest parts of the video.
- 12:03And then just add fade to black and link you to whatever paywall
- 12:06all drama app the micro drama is behind.
- 12:08Like it's almost like commercialize edging.
- 12:13Like I was saying, using those inescapable close frames to be
- 12:16suggestive, like they're getting real creative out here.
- 12:19And I don't like it. And like all forms of content,
- 12:21like there is an audience for this because it's like this and
- 12:23edited like this for a reason. My question for this is like,
- 12:26who is this actually for? So there's a billion dollar
- 12:29industry in entertainment who's watching the slop?
- 12:31And I think it's so easy to be like, oh, this is dumb.
- 12:33This is slop. Like no one's actually watching
- 12:34this. Who's the real audience here?
- 12:36As if big Youtubers haven't been making a pretty Adsense penny
- 12:40from their eyewash flag vertical drama.
- 12:42So you don't have to like, didn't I just do that?
- 12:45Oops. And it's OK, it's OK.
- 12:47You could say that you are intrigued by the seemingly
- 12:50addictive, fast-paced, overly dramatic entertainment.
- 12:53Like they're spending money making these for a reason.
- 12:55And I don't know how steadfast these demographics are.
- 12:58But seriously, when in doubt, cater to the untapped markets.
- 13:01And that same Guardian article, vertical drama consultant Jen
- 13:04Cooper states that the reason it's gone.
- 13:06So big is that it's serving a massively underserved audience,
- 13:09which is women who read romance novels.
- 13:11You might watch them and think this is not the Godfather.
- 13:13This is so bizarre. But then you look at romance
- 13:15novels and you're like, ah, right, OK.
- 13:18It's serving all that audience that couldn't find anything
- 13:20anywhere else. And it meets people where they
- 13:22are, which is on their phone. People pay more attention to
- 13:24verticals because they're not also on WhatsApp at the time.
- 13:27And also the call out to WhatsApp is crazy because that
- 13:29definitely is setting an age for the certain demographic.
- 13:31And like the specific data is all over the place.
- 13:33But from what was gathered, the audience here is generally women
- 13:37from 18 to 40 years old. I know a wide range, and I think
- 13:41I get it. Hallmark has been making movies
- 13:43for so long because it does have an audience, even when the
- 13:46content itself isn't really amazing.
- 13:47So when thinking about that demographic, it kind of does
- 13:50sort of make sense. I also feel like it does hook
- 13:52people in the way that like Coco Melon hooks babies on like a
- 13:55psychological level. Like from the fast cuts, the
- 13:57narrative, the high drama, the overacting, the high pitched
- 14:00speed up music in the background.
- 14:01Like sometimes you just can't look or swipe away.
- 14:04But enough geeking in about the ridiculousness of these
- 14:06verticals. We need to talk about the actual
- 14:08real impact and why these things entering the industry are so
- 14:12troubling. And I think this TikTok comment
- 14:13really does set the tone stating that verticals are terrible
- 14:15because it's top producers. They don't need to pay a union
- 14:18wage, be union or higher writers and can just do AI.
- 14:21They have set us backwards. So much for what unions fought
- 14:24for. And I agree with that.
- 14:25I feel like this is the start of something that is not beneficial
- 14:28for anyone but the people actually making these shorts.
- 14:31You know So what that a lot of companies are throwing massive
- 14:34amounts of money at this form of entertainment.
- 14:36Well, So what is right? This means that a lot of
- 14:39entertainment resources and jobs are going to this and a lot of
- 14:42the actors in these are kind of pigeonholing themselves to these
- 14:45overacted and corny roles. I'm a * and this is really no
- 14:51shade to anybody that does verticals or is interested in
- 14:54getting into verticals because as an actor, you need to get
- 14:56your experience. You need to get your back.
- 14:57And I'm never going to knock anyone for that, nor am I going
- 14:59to use that to speak to anyone's talent.
- 15:00Like I'm sure you can be a great actor, but micro dramas and
- 15:03verticals don't necessarily demand that kind of greatness
- 15:05from its actors in the same way that previous forms of acting
- 15:09and media have. Instead it over relies on things
- 15:11like TikTok acting or like over face acting and snippy comments
- 15:14and essentially looks casting. And the casting director says we
- 15:17don't want a female lead over 25.
- 15:19I use that kind of example as a comparison of you would never
- 15:22say that about a male lead. Not only are actresses physical
- 15:26appearances really put under the microscope, but they get asked
- 15:29their weight why no one is putting them on a scale during
- 15:32filming. They're two irrelevant stats
- 15:34that casting directors are using to justify casting decisions
- 15:39because they've kind of put those arbitrary numbers and
- 15:41targets there. Whereas for the male lead it's
- 15:43more just can you send me a photo with your shirt off?
- 15:45Though comparatively I think the actresses are put under a lot
- 15:48more. Pressure, like if you've ever
- 15:49seen them, notice how they're actually never any people of
- 15:52color in them, right? And not trying to put my DI in
- 15:55verticals, but if this is where Hollywood is going, doesn't it
- 15:57just feel like we're trying to find a loophole to revert to old
- 16:00Hollywood without the glitz, the glam or the talent?
- 16:03Like with verticals already. We got no unions and no black
- 16:05and brown people. We're off to a great start here.
- 16:07They were saying company loves Caucasian blue eyed people.
- 16:11Have you noticed that? For sure, the blue eyes aren't a
- 16:13necessity, but you definitely see that a lot.
- 16:15And I think that's one of the main issues with verticals.
- 16:18I'd love to see diversity, but you know, it has to do with most
- 16:21of the clients that make these are from other countries where
- 16:24this Western standard of beauty to them is white, blue eyes, and
- 16:29that's what they want to see. But getting more into it, as
- 16:32mentioned, a lot of these jobs, if not all, are non union roles
- 16:35from both on and off screen roles.
- 16:37You know what a big company just loves?
- 16:40UN unionized and exploitative cheap labor.
- 16:43Especially when it's really using all that work to teach AI
- 16:45models to generate this type of content, putting less money into
- 16:47production, offering fewer resources, and reclassifying
- 16:50things that should be considered the norm a luxury like things
- 16:53like accredited intimacy coordinators.
- 16:55Because of the low budgets and because of the low budgets and
- 16:57insanely fast turn around times, shooting schedules are often
- 17:00maybe a week long to get all that content.
- 17:02So as you may assume, these things are crazy hours for not
- 17:06always great pay. Typical day on a vertical set.
- 17:09My wardrobe doesn't fit. They have crew guys as extra
- 17:12background. They're having me do stunts
- 17:14despite never mentioning that before the booking.
- 17:16Now the first two things I think you know it's going to happen on
- 17:20a micro budget set. Crew is background, yeah,
- 17:23wardrobe, probably no time for fittings.
- 17:25But it was the third thing that I was particularly off put by.
- 17:28I left a comment saying even on a micro budget movie with no
- 17:32money, there is 0 excuse for anything that is unsafe.
- 17:35And having actors do stunts when they did not agree to that, I
- 17:39would say it's very unsafe. And again, I have to reiterate,
- 17:41this is no tea, no shade to the people that are taking up this
- 17:44kind of work. I completely understand the
- 17:45state of the entertainment industry, the state of the
- 17:47economy, and the state of the world right now.
- 17:48But it just feels like this weird balance of like either be
- 17:51OK with low pay and at best mediocre labor practices and at
- 17:54worse exploitative work scenarios, or hey, they can get
- 17:58generative AI to do it faster and cheaper and arguably worse.
- 18:01And that's why unions are important, my friends.
- 18:03Like, unions were created to avoid people being exploited.
- 18:06But this all feels like some kind of freaky loophole to get
- 18:08around all this. According to the Guardian, when
- 18:10consulting Jen Cooper for actors in America, 90% of jobs on
- 18:13actors access are verticals. It's what's being cast nowadays.
- 18:16So really it's sink or swim for actors.
- 18:18This gets extra tricky when you see the commentary of like real
- 18:21casting agents don't like when you have verticals in your reel
- 18:24or it's actually harder to get Hollywood roles coming from
- 18:26verticals. There is a real stigma
- 18:28associated with being a verticals actor, which as we did
- 18:31mention, it's not exactly HBO level acting.
- 18:33But if those are the roles that are out there, people got to pay
- 18:36their bills. And I think this whole thing and
- 18:38the rise of verticals is such an interesting conversation about
- 18:40how industries are trying to keep up with the times and the
- 18:43economy. Because no matter how you slice
- 18:44it, we're witnessing the in slopification of yet another
- 18:47entertainment media platform. And while in some cases people
- 18:50are claiming this to be like some sort of innovation and
- 18:53keeping up with the times, this ultimately is just a giant
- 18:55response to the times that we're currently living in.
- 18:57Because if the powers that be actually cared in the industry
- 18:59actually cared, they would just put more money into things that
- 19:02people actually care about and things that actually have value
- 19:04as opposed to just trying to make a quick buck and try to
- 19:06make as much money as possible without any form of actual love
- 19:09and care for the game. And I'm not going to deny that
- 19:11some of the vertical content can actually be really high quality
- 19:14and can be entertaining. But as of right now, most of the
- 19:18time this is all just some overly freaked out slot.