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83 - S4Ep8: Brother Can You Spare a Jacket · On The Lanai

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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just burped. And I'm glad that's on recording forever.
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  Speaker 2: That's the first thing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I just burped. Keep it. I'm 46 now. That's
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  Speaker 1: all that happens is I just make noises.
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  Speaker 2: A cold opening.
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  Speaker 1: Ah!
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  Speaker 3: On the Lanai is part of the Oddpods Media Network.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, Mr. Randolph?
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  Speaker 4: Meh.
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  Speaker 2: Why meh?
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  Speaker 5: Meh.
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  Speaker 2: Why meh?
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  Speaker 5: Meh?
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  Speaker 2: Don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Kristen, I want to say that you are a
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  Speaker 1: thousand percent going to win the quiz today. But if
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  Speaker 1: all Aaron can answer in is meh.
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  Speaker 6: Meh?
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  Speaker 1: You have no competition except Gina. And I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if Gina was prepared to go hard today.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Well. You only pay attention when you... I'm getting... You're
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  Speaker 1: getting what?
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  Speaker 6: Negged?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: What? Isn't that the term when somebody tries to, like,
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  Speaker 2: diss you romantically?
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  Speaker 1: Negged? I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Are you trying to be cool like the kids? Because
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  Speaker 3: I don't know their slang anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you could just, like.
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  Speaker 5: That's like fucking... If.
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  Speaker 1: You could stick to 20-year-old plus slang, that's all I'm
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  Speaker 1: exposed to.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to diss me, homie? Let's go back to the 90s.
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  Speaker 5: Pick up artist bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I say low-key a lot. Whatever. Talk to the hand.
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  Speaker 1: And perf. It's the other thing they're always saying.
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  Speaker 2: You're all that in a bag of chips.
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  Speaker 1: Clocked that. I clocked that. Did you clock that?
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  Speaker 2: I do say clocked that. For, like, I'm watching a
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  Speaker 2: movie and I'm like, I clocked that. Like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know what else to say that's better. Like, I noticed that,
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  Speaker 2: I guess.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I used to say I noticed that. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on account of my coworkers being between 27
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  Speaker 1: and 31, I now say things like, low-key obsessed you
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  Speaker 1: can't be low-key and obsessed.
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  Speaker 2: You say literally dead is that.
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  Speaker 1: Literally dead no uh they say oh my god dad.
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  Speaker 5: I said uh james you're such oxymorons yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're just morons yeah i think you're using those words
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  Speaker 2: wrong it's just moron they're oxes and morons yes animals
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  Speaker 2: what are your nieces and nephews gen z a alpha
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  Speaker 2: i don't.
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  Speaker 3: Know sofia is 2012 so she might be gen z
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  Speaker 3: are we doing a show yeah we're recording.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go yeah sorry holy shit all right.
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  Speaker 3: His time is valuable people.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, fuck. I forgot that it was.
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  Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, I have books that I could not
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  Speaker 5: not be writing right now.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, look, first of all, I forgot it was my
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  Speaker 1: birthday weekend, so my apologies. Let's jump into the show,
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  Speaker 1: you dickhead.
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  Speaker 5: Let's go.
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  Speaker 2: On the line, listeners, please welcome esteemed author Aaron Randolph.
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  Speaker 1: Hey! Okay, well, don't leave me yelling at our guest in.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that much of a monster.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: I think we should all yell at him.
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  Speaker 5: It's fine. You can all yell at me.
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  Speaker 3: I would appreciate it. I think he kind of likes it.
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  Speaker 1: Henceforth.
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  Speaker 5: It does something for me.
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  Speaker 1: Henceforth. When I start doming, I'll hit you up, all right?
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  Speaker 2: No shame if that's what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me my penis is weird.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. Speaking of Tell Me Your Penis is
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  Speaker 1: Weird and other Dom categories, just shout out and hello
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  Speaker 1: to our other Leo birthday gal friend of the show,
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  Speaker 1: Kristen Purtle. It is now like a month or so
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  Speaker 1: past her birthday and I am once again older than you,
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  Speaker 1: but sorry you weren't able to join us. We do
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  Speaker 1: miss you. And she's going to record us some crazy
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  Speaker 1: voicemails and send those in. That should be fun. But
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  Speaker 1: today we.
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  Speaker 7: Have Erin, our our Stan Aaron rest assured audience members
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  Speaker 7: and for those of you guessing to find out what
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  Speaker 7: today's topic is really about these are not Stan episodes
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  Speaker 7: we just wanted some more time with our favorite author
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  Speaker 7: and apparently now submissive.
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  Speaker 2: Book subby I think he called himself once.
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  Speaker 5: Book subby.
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  Speaker 1: Alright where do we go from here I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Nowhere to go but up at this point.
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  Speaker 2: What have you been watching lately, Aaron?
• 5:05
  Speaker 5: Star Trek The Next Generation.
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  Speaker 2: Always a solid choice.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: This has proven to be the balm for what is
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  Speaker 8: going wrong in the world right now. Is to have
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  Speaker 8: a show that is just so relaxed. And half of
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  Speaker 8: the time it's extremely low stakes. And it's just joyful,
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  Speaker 8: and I can shut my eyes during the opening theme,
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  Speaker 8: and my skin will get all tingly just from the music.
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  Speaker 5: And I'm just like, oof.
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  Speaker 2: An ASMR effect.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little bit. A little bit, not going to lie.
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  Speaker 8: I absolutely adore that show, and I've just kind of
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  Speaker 8: forgotten how much. And so this trip is reminding me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm currently in season two.
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  Speaker 3: It's a good comfort watch.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Not yet to Beverly Crusher's Sex Ghost. That'll be later.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about that.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: How can you forget that one?
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  Speaker 5: Classically bad episode.
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  Speaker 2: You mean the best.
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  Speaker 6: Oof.
• 6:08
  Speaker 2: I know that's what you meant to say.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: That movie, or that series taught me to love romance.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Because I wanted....
• 6:17
  Speaker 4: Riker?
• 6:18
  Speaker 1: Riker.
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  Speaker 2: I want him to mount me like one of his chairs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. God damn it.
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  Speaker 2: Step over me.
• 6:26
  Speaker 1: He looks a little more crazed the older he gets
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  Speaker 1: at cons and stuff, but he holds up. I would
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  Speaker 1: not turn him away.
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  Speaker 3: He's married to Jeannie Francis, who's Laura from Luke and
• 6:38
  Speaker 3: Laura at General Hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Fun fact, listeners, if you went back and listened to
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  Speaker 1: every episode where I brought up Jonathan Frakes, you would
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  Speaker 1: also clock that Kristen has said that He is married
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  Speaker 1: to Jeannie Francis from General Hospital.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, he was also the voice of Xanatos in Gargoyles.
• 6:59
  Speaker 2: But Marina Sirtis is his Amzadi.
• 7:01
  Speaker 5: He also appeared in one episode and directed several episodes
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  Speaker 5: of Leverage, which is another of my favorite shows.
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  Speaker 2: And the original Roswell, too.
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  Speaker 3: He was an executive producer on that.
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  Speaker 5: Leverage is a show about.
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  Speaker 8: An ex insurance agent who gets hired to mastermind a
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  Speaker 8: team of, uh, like thieves and criminals.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want to do. How do I do that?
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  Speaker 5: They get, they get screwed over.
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  Speaker 8: So they decided to take revenge. And then after they
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  Speaker 8: make it big, they're like, well, now what do we
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  Speaker 8: do with all this money? And they're like, well, we
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  Speaker 8: could do the same thing, but just help people. And so, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: whenever the little, whenever the little guy gets screwed over
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  Speaker 8: and there's a rich asshole or a company behind it,
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  Speaker 8: they take him down. In a variety of entertaining ways.
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  Speaker 8: It's one of my favorite shows. And there's a lot
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  Speaker 8: of Star Trek alumnus.
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  Speaker 5: On that show.
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  Speaker 8: I think almost everybody makes an appearance at some point.
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  Speaker 8: Even LeVar Burton was on Leverage Redemption. He has an
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  Speaker 8: episode all to himself. And Wil Wheaton shows up multiple
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  Speaker 8: times as the hacker Chaos.
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  Speaker 5: Probably obnoxiously spelled with a K.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, two things. One, I want to say,
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  Speaker 1: join us for our next season and series of Jonathan
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  Speaker 1: Frakes and Leverage Podcasts. Second of all, I feel like
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  Speaker 1: Will Wheaton probably eats wheat thins.
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  Speaker 2: Man, that poor kid got some hate on that show.
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  Speaker 2: He was just a child.
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  Speaker 1: I love Will Wheaton, man. I even loved his.
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  Speaker 8: Like, You didn't deserve it, to be fair. Even I
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  Speaker 8: didn't like him all that much, and I was his age.
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  Speaker 8: And I think part of it was jealousy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, jealousy.
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  Speaker 5: Because I wanted to be a space kid.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to be Jonathan Brandis' girlfriend on Sequest DSV
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  Speaker 1: and live on that ship.
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  Speaker 8: Hearing about all the backstory that he's told about Jonathan
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  Speaker 8: Frakes and Gates McFadden kind of being his space dad
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  Speaker 8: and space mom Yeah. Really kind of filling that role
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  Speaker 8: for him because his real parents were shit, too. So
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  Speaker 8: it's really, really touching whenever they talk about their time
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  Speaker 8: on the show.
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  Speaker 2: Love that.
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: You know what else I love? You know what else
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  Speaker 1: I love?
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  Speaker 5: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: Golden Girls.
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  Speaker 2: Golden Girls is the best.
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  Speaker 5: I do enjoy some girls made of gold.
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  Speaker 2: We're here to talk about season four, episode eight. It's
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  Speaker 2: called Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? Original air date,
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  Speaker 2: December 3rd, 1988. Director, Terry Hughes. Writers were Kathy Spear
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  Speaker 2: and Terry Grossman. Kristen and Aaron, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: Brother Can You Spare That Jacket will be about?
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  Speaker 8: I think a jacket's going to be put to death
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  Speaker 8: and the Golden Girls are going to fight to get
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  Speaker 8: it released from execution.
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  Speaker 3: What kind of jacket?
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  Speaker 2: Jacket?
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  Speaker 5: I'm guessing obnoxious?
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm a jacket.
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  Speaker 5: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: So leather? I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing? My name's Murray. I'm a jacket.
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  Speaker 1: It's Murray the Jersey Jacket.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it. I hope that's what happens, Aaron. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that'd be good. Kristen, what do you think?
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  Speaker 5: Me too.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Wow what?
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  Speaker 1: What do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Well, like, the literal, I mean, obviously there's like a
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  Speaker 3: homeless person that they run across and some of the
• 10:40
  Speaker 3: girls are all snooty about homeless people or unhoused.
• 10:44
  Speaker 6: And....
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's going to be a very PSA
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  Speaker 3: informative episode about the housing crisis.
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  Speaker 2: I think Kristen may have cheated because she's a lot closer.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm just going off the name of the episode.
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  Speaker 5: I still like mine better.
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  Speaker 2: I do too. We should do animated Golden Girls. I
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  Speaker 2: think Aaron likes that idea. I do.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: So who's going to be the hardest for Miss Erin
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  Speaker 2: to prove is our villain?
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  Speaker 5: Wait.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to say it in three, two.
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  Speaker 5: Capitalism!
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: Thank you! And then other than capitalism, who would we pick?
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  Speaker 5: Capitalism. It's always the right answer.
• 11:38
  Speaker 3: I'm inclined to say Rose or Dorothy for this episode.
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  Speaker 3: But Only because if it is an unhoused person, I
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  Speaker 3: could see Blanche being more flippant and villainous.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: How does that sit with you, Aaron?
• 11:56
  Speaker 5: On the floor, because I don't have another chair. Otherwise,
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  Speaker 5: I don't have an answer.
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  Speaker 2: I just got pregnant because that was a dad joke.
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  Speaker 5: You're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: Don't like it.
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  Speaker 5: And also, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the right answer was. Didn't want that.
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: and no one wants.
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: That no okay what do you know who are we
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: picking rose jojo let's go with rose coco rose it
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: is that okay with you aaron you're our guest couldn't
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: care less thank you.
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: Wow yeah thanks for showing up big time.
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: I remember to do that next time i'm on.
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Listen Yeah, next time I'm on BFW. Did I like
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: share block this story? I don't give a fuck, Aaron.
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: What's the right answer to this question?
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  Speaker 5: That's an acceptable answer.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck off.
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: Rose is fine.
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: Pitch me your story in 30 seconds. It's a movie
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: about fuck you and die.
• 12:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's fine.
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  Speaker 5: We're not mad.
• 13:02
  Speaker 1: At you.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: Why'd you stop dying on that clock tower?
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Well, we're going to keep beating the shit out of
• 13:07
  Speaker 1: Aaron for his lack of motivation. You guys listen to
• 13:11
  Speaker 1: a commercial. Then all of us are going to watch
• 13:13
  Speaker 1: the show together. Imagine it. We're in your living rooms
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: while you're watching it, too. And then we'll come back,
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: play some games, be some silly and hopefully get Aaron
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: a nap.
• 13:25
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• 13:28
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• 13:29
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  Speaker 5: We're off.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: Golden Girls, welcome back, let's go! Wake up, everyone!
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: Sorry, I brought Jason Priestley over here.
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: It's early for them West Coast girls, I gotta wake
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  Speaker 2: them up.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 14:06
  Speaker 3: I'm awake.
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: Good morning, Golden Girls!
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: Heyo!
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: We made you feel feelings this week, Aaron.
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: You're welcome. Like shit. I mean, Jesus.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. You're welcome.
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: That was our F1.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: It started out fun, and then you were like, let's
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: take a left turn into feelings.
• 14:30
  Speaker 5: For a multitude of reasons. Yeah, I just didn't feel
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  Speaker 5: like this was a great script either.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There was maybe one funny bit that I laughed at,
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: and that was it.
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: They really wanted to tell you something.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: The musical interlude as they were walking around really irritated me.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: That type of like, slow song it upsets me and
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about that more later i'm sure either uh twice.
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  Speaker 2: Slow tempos upset me no i just.
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: I was like uh i don't want to feel like
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: i'm watching an aspca commercial when i'm watching a sitcom like.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: In the arms of the angel god i'm so triggered
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: by that song so am i the jason channel all
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  Speaker 2: right sweet i don't want to ruin anything in your
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  Speaker 2: quiz but yeah we'll get into it yeah Alright, cool.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: Aaron bald, you guys. Boy, Aaron just was sobbing.
• 15:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I am bald. I don't have any hair.
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: Oh, this fucking guy.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: You get the herpes? Your hair falls out, you get
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: the herpes?
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: No. I have enough STDs without adding herpes to the mix.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: You heard it here first. Book sobby. Full of diseases.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: On the lanai.
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  Speaker 1: Breaking news.
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  Speaker 5: Chock full of disease.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Chock full.
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  Speaker 1: You've heard of chock full of nuts? This is chock
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  Speaker 1: full of diseases.
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  Speaker 2: Because he was chock full of nuts. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Still applies, by the way.
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  Speaker 2: What are those boys over there doing to you?
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  Speaker 5: There's more F and less Y.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: More F. Less Y is U.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Shouldn't it be less W?
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking the word Y, but whatever.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Now we're awake. Quiz away, Aaron.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Good morning.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: It's almost noon for Aaron and I. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get into it.
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  Speaker 2: Time zones. How do they work?
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  Speaker 3: Well.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Magnets.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: How do they work?
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: Question one. Sorry, did you want to finish the magnets thing?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: I paused for you.
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  Speaker 2: No, that was just that ICP song everyone mocked.
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  Speaker 6: Magnets.
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  Speaker 1: How do they work? Got it.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: What's better than a friend that's a lesbian according to Rose?
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  Speaker 1: The right way to write that question would have been
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  Speaker 1: according to Rose, comma. I hit the space bar. What's
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: better than a lesbian? Well, the only person who buzzed in,
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: though it seems like Gina's having some job issues with
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: their buzzer, is Book Clubby.
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  Speaker 2: He probably knows it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the answer?
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  Speaker 5: I'm taking a stab. Is it the lottery tickets?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Yeah. Oh, good.
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  Speaker 2: Because that was a stab I was going to take.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been my stab. Because Rose comes
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  Speaker 1: in and says, like, oh, my God, you guys, this
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  Speaker 1: is the best news. I have the best thing. And
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: she said, a friend that's a lesbian? And Rose goes, no,
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  Speaker 1: lottery tickets.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: The moment, are you going to talk about the Italian
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: names they were discussing?
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: No, I did not do a question about.
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: That was so wasted.
• 17:56
  Speaker 8: I was sitting there waiting for a third or even
• 17:59
  Speaker 8: a fourth name. that sounded similar.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: JP, JP. They could have just kept going.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: I was going to say, it's funny, but it's also realistic.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: You're like, yup, very, very similar to my names.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: You're expecting to keep track of them. Right? And also,
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know who this is I'm reading. It was
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: the letter. I was like, all of this is perfect.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: But no, I didn't... I couldn't find a question in
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: that adorable setup. That's okay. Alright.
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Um.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: So point on that one went to Book Subby.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: Let's go, Book Subby.
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I got a point.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: I'm happy now.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: BS has got it. Kristen can have the rest.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Wow. How things have changed since your last arrival. All right.
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: I literally just need one. That's all I need to
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: be happy.
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: What a romantic.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: It's good that you need one. But if you had
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: three coconuts, it would win you $ 100. How much does
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: three palm trees win you?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Well, since nobody can buzz in.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: And just for good measure, fuck you, thing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: Was that 114 seconds?
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: Fine. Here's the deal. Let's just try that beautiful segue again. Well,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: you have won. But if you had three coconuts, you
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: would win.
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Well, now Kristen can't buzz in.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: Why'd you buzz in again? Who did that? Did you
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: do that? I did.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: Well, it wasn't us. It was clearly me.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: We literally can't do it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Who did that?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Who busted in for Kristen?
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I was shaming her.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: I can read motherfuckers. I was just shaming her for
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: buzzing in before I reread the question, which would be
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: the fair thing to do. Okay. Three coconuts wins you $ 100,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: but how much does three palm trees win you? All right. Look,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: you still got to buzz in first. Calm your tits. Kristen,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: what's the answer?
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: $ 10, 000. Yeah.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Status of tits? Are they calm? Can we get an update?
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: They're getting there.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: Come on. Excite your tits.
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: Christ almighty. Get them in the game.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Get in the game, girls.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: What happens to the jacket?
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, Aaron's having buzzer trouble. I just saw him swearing
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: at his computer. Are you okay?
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: I was just like, no, no, go on.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: I wasn't ready for the question. I was like, oh, shit. No,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: go ahead. Kristen got it. It's fine.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Keep going.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: It gets donated.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but where does it get donated to?
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: Do you want the whole journey?
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to know where it gets donated.
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: That was a really open question. What do you mean?
• 21:00
  Speaker 5: There's like 15 things that happen to the jacket over
• 21:02
  Speaker 5: the course of this episode.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it gets donated to the whatever store it's called.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Do you want the name of the store?
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: That I do.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: I do. Buzz in, buddy.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: 49.24. Wait, she said something. What was it?
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about the Lincoln Hospital?
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a good game.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: All right, Kristen gets that point.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. All right.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Christ, you guys are grumpy today. All right, donating the
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: jacket was a regular mistake. But what does Sophia say
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: is a terrible mistake?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Book subby.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Forgetting that Different Strokes is on after Cosby Show.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Sorry, that's not the correct show. I don't know.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: Gina. Well, fuck me, then.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: We're getting different world is on after Cosby.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: All right, point, Gina.
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: Oh, fuck you. God damn it.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: What?
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Write the script?
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: You're so mad.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: It's another reason why I hate this fucking script. It's
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: just terrible.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's fair. All right. Kristen, now seems like a
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: great time for you to give us a little point breakdown. Okay,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Aaron has zero points. She's like a happy child. Gina
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: and Book Subby each.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Have one, and I have two.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: All right, great.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Coming for you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: All right. Anyone's game now. Who buys the jacket from
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the thrift shop? Gina. Michael.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Implied. Jackson.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Yep, that is correct. Wrong colored gloves with that glove.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like wrong colored glove, but I got
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: what they were going for.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I only ever saw him with like a silvery glove.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was that like silvery white glove. That's what
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: my dog came with. Yeah, probably.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: It's what your dog has?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: What?
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: No, I had a Michael Jackson doll in the 80s
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: and he came with like one little sparkly glove.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, there was a Michael. How did I never
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: see that?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: He was like a Barbie doll sized doll. He might
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: still be somewhere in like a box of shit in
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: my storage.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's creepy.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: He was like middle of the looks Michael Jackson. Sort
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: of that like starting to try to make himself look
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a little more like a white guy, but not quite
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: what he was prior to his death. Anyway, that's cool.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: We're all about learning.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: Next question is a no stump bonus. Speaking of thrift shops,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: who sang the hit song Thrift Shop? Kristen.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Macklemore.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Featuring Ryan Lewis.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: When I initially wrote this, I felt like I was
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a little shy on questions. And then somehow by the end,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I ended up with more. And I forgot to take
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: that out. But that's cool.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: He's going to pop some tags.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Only got $ 20 in my pocket. $ 10, 000 lottery ticket in
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: my pocket.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: I got a $ 10, 000 ticket in my pocket.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: It smells like R. Kelly sheets. Piss. All right. What's
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: the difference between Shady Pines and the shelter? Gina.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: The lights and the exit sign work at the shelter.
• 24:41
  Speaker 5: Yep.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Safety first. Shady Pines.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Like those tits.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever seen you jiggle your titties
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: so many times on camera as today. All right. There
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: we go.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: They're feeling good. They're all.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Guys, if this was a video. Just so you know,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: you're missing out.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: You feel good.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: My bra is not good. I can't even pick them
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: up high enough to get to where my camera is.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Aaron's shaking his head. He doesn't like doobies, I guess.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Sorry that we offended you with having sexy titties. Oh,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I don't have a butt anymore. All right.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: He's into legs.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's into feet. What are you into, Subby?
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: Not feet.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: I'm going to start sending you so many feet pictures.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: He's into brains.
• 25:34
  Speaker 5: I cannot wait to block you.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: He's a zombie?
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Guys, we're looking for a new stand for the show.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: No, we're not.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Well, if he blocks me, he's not going to be
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: able to accept my invite to the show. That's all
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'm saying.
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: And what a shame that would be.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: That was me burping out how little I cared.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Next question.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: What has Blanche not heard a man say in ages? Kristen.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: Is this your first time?
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: Perfect.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Moving right along. Who is.
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: Sorry.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I can't even read my own typing now at this point.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Who does Sophia see at the shelter?
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Kristen. Ida Perkins.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Yep. All right. Where does Ben Whedon say that he
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: worked in Minnesota? Aaron, did you stop playing? No. You
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: look so sad over there. Okay. I like you. You're cute.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Kristen, what's the answer, please?
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: The Excelsior Hotel?
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: No?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it to you because no one
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: else buzzed in, but it was the Minneapolis Excelsior Hotel. Oh,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: fuck off. It's the name of a hotel. What do
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: you mean, oh, fuck off? Next time I'm like, what's
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: the name of Biscayne General Hospital? And you guys are like,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: general hospital am i supposed to give it.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: To you absolutely just because you said minneapolis so i
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: figured it was okay right it's.
• 27:28
  Speaker 5: Like if you say different strokes but you mean different world.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: No it should no i don't know if that's the
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: same that's actually different yeah yeah i might.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: Add your hotel is different from the minneapolis excelsior.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: All right fair enough oh okay well then kristin you
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: can't have that point yes Sorry.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's what he's into, blocking people.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, I guess I get a point that way. There
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: you go. Alright, as a reward, Aaron.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Now everyone's a wiener.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: As a reward, Aaron, I'm going to add a slap
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to your tally.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: Hell yes.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: We're at seven. Someone write that down, because I always forget. Well,
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I obviously don't, or I wouldn't know you're at seven.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Seven slaps in heaven.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's like an entirely different game. Alright, here
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: we go. Moving right along. Since we've now had some
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: punitive point situations happening, I'll reset those buzzers. Oh, this
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: game is wild.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Can we get a score? Sure.
• 28:34
  Speaker 5: Kristen's winning. That's all you really need to know.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, Kristen is murdering us, so the one
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: point shouldn't make her that grumpy.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: May I please still have the score?
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. Aaron and BookSubby each have one. Gina has
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: three and I have five.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Can Aaron, excuse me, can Aaron and I be a team?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Then we have two.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: I'm just, okay.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: I suppose.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: We're not a very good team. We bicker. All right,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: let's move along.
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: Plus you wrote the questions.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't get along. You better get married.
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: Right? Wow.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I think he just doesn't want to get married.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's fine. I didn't make that gross noise.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not thrilled about being married to Aaron Randolph, but
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't make that noise.
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: Why? He's about to be.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: A thousand air from books.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Geez, Louise. All right, fine.
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: I think you mean a 50 air.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: That's more accurate.
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: 50,000 air?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Do I have to make more people buy your book?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Is it not happening?
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's not selling like- By Rekha. for sure.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Buy Rekha and make her.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, books is not the way to get rich quickly.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: It must be podcasts.
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it must be podcasts.
• 29:54
  Speaker 9: I think this show has earned about $ 15.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Someone asked me how much we make we're like because
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: we advertise and i said i think we got like
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: 15 last time we got a check and they're like
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: you have 15 bucks a month that's not bad and i.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Was like a quarter and they were like.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Oh so what's that per if you break that up
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: that's five dollars each of us so like a dollar
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: 33 a month we've earned each we're in the we're
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: in the earning producer abby's cut.
• 30:28
  Speaker 4: As for me, I actually get $ 2 a month.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yours is in pizza.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: Like almost $ 5 a person.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Why did Ida fake angina attacks at dinner? Kristen.
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: So they could swap out the non-fat yogurt for the
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: real sour cream.
• 30:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: And that's a smart choice. I stand by that decision
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: for them.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: I wonder what food.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: That was for. Like a baked potato? Yeah, it was
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: a baked potato.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Who puts yogurt on baked potatoes?
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: Because it's a healthier substitute.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be an unsweetened plain yogurt. That sounds gross. Yeah, no,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: they did it at the home.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: I'd fake an angina attack too. Jesus.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: I'd fake a vagina attack. Yeah, those are terrible.
• 31:22
  Speaker 5: How?
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Once a month, a lady has a special time.
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: Just start throwing blood everywhere.
• 31:34
  Speaker 9: I don't... Like the LARPer? Lightning bolt. Lightning bolt.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I don't think Aaron understands, period. Yeah, I.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: Next question erin nope i just i just wanted to
• 31:54
  Speaker 8: hit it because i haven't buzzed in in a long.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Time okay do you want me to leave you there
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in case you might get this next one.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: Right no i won't but it's all.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Good who sings the depressing song brother can you spare
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a dime i.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Did not write that down i know it's from a
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: musical I think that's a you point, Miss Erin.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Sick.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Boom.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I buzzed in. I did it. It's actually a Peter, Paul,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and Mary song. And the whole song is that slow
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: and depressing. B-T-dubs. Cool. All right. I don't really need
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: a point. It doesn't matter.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: Give me a point if you want.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: I gave it to you. All right.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Write it extra heavy so it's thicker.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Next question. What do the girls do with the lottery
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: ticket in the end? Kristen.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: They give it to the Padre for the homeless shelter.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Magic.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: I like how you called him Padre.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: That's what she called him.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Speaking of last lines, what was the whole last line? Kristen.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Here you go, Padre. Thanks for everything.
• 33:11
  Speaker 5: Sold.
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: What's your total, Kristen?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Sold. Book Subby got his one point. Yeah.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Aaron got two. Oh, shit.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Three.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: And I got eight. Would have been nine. But Book
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Subby screwed me.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, I've been trying to get Book Subby to screw
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: me for years. You really you lucked out on that deal.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Look at it. It's so mad at me right now.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable. Hey, want to make out?
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: No.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. All right, so that's our game, guys.
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: How do I leave the Zoom call?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: There's a little door where the person went out.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You fucking love us. Don't act. Don't act like you
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: don't love us.
• 33:53
  Speaker 5: I'm ready.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: You love us. All right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: You just had to hit that again.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: You really want to hit this, don't you?
• 34:02
  Speaker 5: That was a wrong buzzer. It was telling you you
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: were wrong.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. All right.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Good to know. Good to know. Your face tells me
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: I'm wrong all the time. Gina, do we have some
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: trivia on this episode?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Let's see. Carl Wiedergott played Kenny. He was on an
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: episode of Star Trek Voyager. Matthew Faison was Father Campbell.
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: He was in Friday the 13th. Herta Ware was Ida.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: She was in Cocoon. I love those old people. Teddy
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: Wilson was Ben. He was in Good Time. Andre Rosie
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: Brown was the big bodyguard. He was in Tango and Cash.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Howard Goodwin was the auctioneer.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: He was in L.A. Law.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Art K. Kustik was Dave, the guy from the thrift shop.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: He was in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Stan Wono
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: was Philip Starr. He was on Lifeline on G.I.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Joe.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that G.I.
• 35:04
  Speaker 5: Joe.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe Aaron does.
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: A little bit.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: So a $ 10, 000 lottery ticket in today money would be $ 27, 494.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: To put it in perspective.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: That's a lot of money.
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: I almost buy groceries with that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, almost. Give me some eggs. This episode titles from
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: the song, Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? From the musical,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: New Americana, which I don't know that musical.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Earl Aaron probably does. No.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: No.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Uh, Terry Hughes, the director of this one got an
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Emmy nomination for this episode, of course, because it's heartstrings.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: Jesus. But it wasn't even that good. I mean, oh,
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, it made a good point.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: It had a good message, but I mean, I don't
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: think it was Emmy worthy. Jesus.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Kenny, the, who I believe was the one laying next
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: to Blanche is one of the friends David brought home
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: in season one. If you remember Blanche's, uh, was it
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: her nephew? Grandson?
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, his idiot friends, yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: And she didn't recognize him?
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: He was the same actor. Teddy Wilson, who was next
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: to Rose, was the guy running the diner in season
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: two Christmas episode, if you remember him.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, okay. When they steal the whipped cream and
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: chocolate sauce without permission that time?
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: Cool.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Andre Rosie Brown will show up again this season. So
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they just had him for a
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: long filming day or what. Different World was a spinoff
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: where Denise Huxtable went to college. I don't remember watching
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: any of it. It probably sucked.
• 36:42
  Speaker 5: I saw a few episodes.
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: It was okay.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, it was okay. The Concorde that Blanche wants to
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: fly on was a legendary Anglo-French supersonic passenger airliner that
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: cruised at Mach 2.04. It would fly from Paris to
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: New York in about three and a half hours.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: And then Dorothy also mentioned Peter Graves, who is an
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: actor who played Jim Phelps in Mission Impossible. And that
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: is all I have. I'll now turn it over to
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Erin for the trivia. No, not trivia.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: The villain.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I did trivia.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: This one was a little light on.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: What was it?
• 37:21
  Speaker 7: Rose, right?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: It was Rose. And my first thing was. Yeah. I mean,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: they were all so selfish. right like the only one
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: who wasn't terribly selfish was Sophia but in addition to
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: just the general selfishness of trying to steal a ticket
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: from a jacket in a homeless shelter I did say
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: that when someone asked her if the best thing she
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: had was a friend that was a lesbian she said
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: no that a lottery ticket was better than having a
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: lesbian as a friend so I thought that was pretty
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: shitty sentiment yeah I'd rather have a lesbian for a
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: friend than a lottery ticket because you're probably not going
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: to win.
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: A thousand percent. And having a lesbian for a friend
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: is a win.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: A hundred percent.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: I don't, I don't think I've ever met a lesbian
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: who wasn't awesome. Um, and I've, I've known a fair amount,
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: so yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I can, I can think of one that was
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: like a little grumpy sometimes, but like, she still was
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: like a really nice person. She just wasn't like fun
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: to be around at parties. Anyway. She was kind of
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: more introverted, so she got grumpy, and that's fine. Let's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: go on. Next thing, and really, here's the biggest thing.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Rose the Prude, right? She's always so judgy about shit.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: She asks Blanche two different times to give a man
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: anything he wants or sleep with him for a ticket.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I thought that was a little, A, out of character, B,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: like how much she was wanting the money. Which really,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: what I'd like to say is, despite Rose being.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: Extraordinarily selfish.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Besides Rose.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Like, I want the money. You sleep with him.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, not like... I'll fuck him, right? But, like,
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: you go have sex. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: Blanche will do it.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I thought that was the biggest of the selfish moments
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: of her for the show.
• 39:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that was pretty bad.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: That's true.
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: So, for that reason, I would like to say proudly... that,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: of course, capitalism is always the villain. But Rose.
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: in this big time yeah big time.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: Huge yeah yeah as uh especially the nursing home story
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: oh getting old is not.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: God that was that doctors.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Cost money the home costs money the medicine everything yeah
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: it's We don't take care of our elderly.
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: It's sad.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: We still don't.
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: No, I know. Yeah, it hasn't improved any at all.
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: It's not cheap to get old. As I get older,
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: I'm discovering that more each day.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Sorry, that genuinely sort of depresses me.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah. Yeah. Mr.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Book Daddy.
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, sorry, Mr. Book Subby.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: That's okay. What's up, Abby?
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Is there somewhere people could find your beautiful books that
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: you write or your funny shows that you do?
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, everywhere.
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: My books are available anywhere you can buy books, pretty much. Amazon,
• 40:28
  Speaker 8: Barnes & Noble, even Thrift Books, you can find copies
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: of my books on there. Like I said, pretty much
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: any bookstore you can think of, it's probably there. But
• 40:39
  Speaker 8: you can also check out my podcast, BFYTW, which is
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: more F and less Y. Um, you can find that, uh,
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: anywhere you find podcasts. So we play silly games, much
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: like the trivia game we had here. And, uh, yeah,
• 40:52
  Speaker 8: we just generally have a blast and, uh, yeah, we've
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: started the monthly blood on the clock tower series, which
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: is actually doing very well. Uh, I'm kind of impressed
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: and I'm hoping it continues to grow and hopefully it
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: helps to grow all of our shows, which would be fantastic. Uh,
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: being part of the odd pods network.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Um, You guys, just as a little plug for myself,
• 41:16
  Speaker 4: I was on an episode of The Blood on the Clocktower.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: You sure were.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Yes!
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: You were!
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: And Abby's team won that episode?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: Because I'm better than my mom.
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: Well, your mom has won one, too. So it's even
• 41:35
  Speaker 8: between you and Abby. Well, Abby and your mom, sorry.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: I blur those lines, too, guys. It's fine. Kristen, where
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: can they find us?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: You can find us across all socials at OnTheLenniPod. And
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: you can also email us at OnTheLenniPod at gmail.com. We
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: would love to hear from you.
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: It's time for us to eat our cheesecake, everybody.
• 41:56
  Speaker 7: Yay!
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: Okay, bye-bye.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Bye-bye.
• 42:00
  Speaker 6: Bye-bye.