near-death experiences

Espresso · Mar 4, 2021 · 46m

This week the Fam sent in their near-death experiences (like getting crushed by a horse while playing redneck polo ......) lol Ben breaks down his viral self defense TikTok and realizes he's been making out with mannequins his entire life. He discovers that it's impossible to actually go skiing unless you snapped both of your collarbones and tore your meniscus, he teaches you the one word you need to know to win an argument, remembers screaming at kids who cut through his yard when he was 12 and understands that he'll never get more excited in his life than when there's a DJ drop right before…