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Show #225 Revenge of the Fink · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why. Is a founding member of the Odd Pods
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Media Network. Hello, and welcome to episode two twenty five b fy tw
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Revenge of the Fink. Oh sure it came back, and the cat came
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back the very next day. Well it was actually like a month later,
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but it was it gone. I'm sorry, speak of the devil we have
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from the Fink Show. I'm thinking gena wells. Hi. Hello, thanks
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for having us for revenge. Yes, absolutely, and it's revenge that must
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be had, but not yours, I'm afraid. But there's see last time
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you won, so the dream Team has to have a chance to try and
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claim victory back from you. Yes, we were going to split up this
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time. Okay, we can. You can do whatever you want that way
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we win, no matter. At least I want to be daddy around here.
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I am the dad, that's true. Don't forget it. You want
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taking my belt off? All right? So that's weird because he's pantiless.
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Eric too. I didn't tell you where it was, just because you know,
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not wearing pants with me and I can't wear a belt. What's that
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bed something? Something's got to keep my dick attached to my leg? Anyway
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my leg. That's the I tried, like, Oh, We're off to
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a fantastic start, so I'll just run quickly, uh quickly introduced our force
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habit, our usual idiots, the dream Team, starting with he's a gamer
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in a storyteller and he used to be my youngest friend. It's Aggie.
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Hi. So how do you feel about your chances against the Think Team yet
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again? About as well as last time? I think? Did we lose
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by a lot last time? Yeah? I don't remember last time getting steamrolled.
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It could have been bad. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see,
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well. I may or may not be excited about may or may not
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coming back from this, may or may not defeat you, may or may
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not answer the question. Sounds like I may or may not be excited.
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I don't honestly, I can't remember what we did last time. But yeah,
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I'm back. I'm ready. Ish. He's just signed to be so
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mid he's playing just right down the middle. I don't know. Maybe I
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do or do not care. Strategy. I've got to keep it strategy.
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It might work out for him and his teammate. He's a veteran and a
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podcaster, and that makes him a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie. I came
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back for revenge. I believe legally that's how it works for the contract.
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Yeah, per intercontinental law. We don't talk about the universal law. No,
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no, no, Stevie. Oh no, We're not even going to
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get into those lakers. That's just another conversation. They're listening. Yeah,
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oh they are. How do you feel about your chances against the Think Crew
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as one of the members who fought hard to do a revenge sequel of this
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show? As of about thirty seconds ago, I am one hundred percent confident
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we are going to crush the Finks show. Yeah, like I can't prepare
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it. Little came out. I did a little bit of research. I
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think I skimmed the words this time that Aaron put in the chat, and
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very confident that there's three games and I have a very good chance of possibly
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winning one of those three. No work into it, and yet you still
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expect to win. I think you are genuinely the whitest American I know.
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Talk about privilege, So yes, we talk about privilege the Lord, here's
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the categories privilege. Well, Aaron gives me like the notes of the show,
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and I just never read you. Oh my god, I send them
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off the piece and I never read them, and I'm just like, you
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know the ones you sent us? Yeah, yeah, those ones he gave
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you the whole show. This is literally yeah, and the torments one of
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the days you could probably do like your homework for you and then like actually
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give me the answer and I would never know. We're gonna move so perturbed
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right now, more and more depressed. Fortunately, thank god we have special
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guests John and Gina from The Think Show. Hi, guys, so happy.
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I mean I was so happy that I've been alone with them for weeks
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on ends. They just can't take it anymore. Show us on the doll
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where they touch you hang out with. I just point to everything in the
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doll and everything we do it all to it, like there's nowhere on the
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doll. They don't touch me. You're lucky, right, you know what?
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I don't. I thought he was going to go to the opposite like
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there did. There's nowhere on this doll they touched me. They just they
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love giving me full body massages anyway, soothing. So coming back, how
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do you feel about your chances defending your championship as it were? How do
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you feel well. To be honest, we thought we were gonna split up,
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so we didn't elaborate at all. We were like, hey, did
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you read the notes? Wait a minute, we're gonna be opposite teams.
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Damn you, yeah, I said, I said, uh, oh,
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yeah, I saw the articles. I have thoughts. Oh but you did
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read them, right? Yes? And also, okay, I have to
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be you're a step ahead of the other team already. I also have to
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admit, being a professional newsman, I have reported on some of these stories
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already, so I'm very familiar with that. Very cool, very cool.
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We're a couple of them readers. Okay. But I did mention we thought
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we thought we were going to be split up, and so I was like,
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She's like, did you read the articles? I was like, yes,
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I have thoughts. She's like, oh, wait, we're on different
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teams, I think. And I was like, well, then I don't
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have thoughts. I'll be here. Well, that's okay, we do all
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right. I personally feel very good about your chances, but that's only because
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I'm pissed and Stevie for never reading games. Let's speaking of let's get into
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it. Game one, find the think can I just say they were great
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articles too. Yeah, well, we'll get to them. I've got three
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news stories here, and all our teams have to do is find the worst
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news story of the three. If by some miracle, both teams managed to
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avoid picking the worst, then the winner will be the team who got the
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second worst story of the three. And here goes story number one. Korean
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office robots seemingly commit suicide due to overwork. Oh my god, so this
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was a literal robot is set up? It looked like it looked almost like
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a small garbage can on wheels, and it would roll around and it could
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actually like scan documents and give people documents. Uh. And it would just
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roll around and do like the work of an office assistant basically all day.
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You know. It would clock It would literally clock in at like eight thirty,
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clock out at six o'clock. Uh, and then it would just be
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done for the day. And while the other employees got to go home to
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their families to have dinner, do whatever, relax, office robot just stayed
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there alone in a dark turned off, alone in the dark, got them
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press. So I thought you were gonna say it worked at twenty four hour,
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like twenty four to seven. Yeah, one day, employees noticed that
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the robot was standing at the at the top of a set of stairs,
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see, mainly going in circles as if something was in there. Now,
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the robot had no reason to go to the stairwell. It always used the
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elevator because it can't manage stairs it's on wheels. So they reported that the
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robot was just going in circles at the top of the stairwell for no reason.
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And then like the very next day, the robot was found at the
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bottom of the stairwell completely broken, like almost destroyed, and as far as
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anyone can can tell, it just rolled itself off the stairs. And uh
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yeah, there are claims that it was overworked, like they are actively like
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investigating this, Like like the company that built the robot is like, what
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the hell way we didn't program that. What the fuck? Like it wasn't
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like it had a personality. It wasn't like it went around saying hi to
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people or anything like that, you know, but it had a learning at
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the same time. It's just like it was it was just kind of dark.
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Here the call of the boy, it calls to me. They're shorting
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me on my overtime out, dare they? I thought I knew it was
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gonna be a little depressing, Like I have sympathy for these robots. I
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thought it was gonna be a little depressing. I thought you were going to
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be saying worse like yeah, they worked the saying twenty four to seven,
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and like you got to stay in a closet like no, but it just
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at some point got to block out like everyone else. And that's so crazy.
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Yeah, poor thing man, you got to invite the robot to your
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parties, to guys like that's that's the only thing if they include they need
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team building, that's what they need. This place needs team building. You
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need to go and like to go to the bar. After word, he
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never invite me to the pizza party or to anyone like to catch a movie.
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I would like totallya for whatever after this here. Oppenheimer is fantastic.
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He'd say that, Ah, yes, my favorite movie. Oh god,
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all right, I think we've covered this story fairly. Well, let's move
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on to story number two. US government must approve all future rap lyrics by
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rapper BG. So. The rapper known as BG was best known for his
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nineteen ninety nine hit single bling bling, which I can't remember off the top
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of my head. So it couldn't have been that big of a hit,
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right, I'm trying to think too and I listened to rap. Uh.
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So this gentleman went to jail due to a gun issue, Like he was
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pulled over and he had guns in his car and they were they were honestly,
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he didn't legally own any of them, and two of them were reported
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solon Yea. His his sentence seems going to get through traffic. His stance
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seems a bit excessive. To probably no one surprise. He was sentenced to
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fourteen years in federal prison and three years of federal supervision upon its release.
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In twenty twenty three. He walked out of prison having served eleven years of
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his fourteen year sentence, but he still had that federal supervision period to deal
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with, and that's what's causing his current legal problems. According to the law,
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people under federal supervision must not associate, unnecessarily in quotes with people who
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have prior felony convictions, promote crime, or otherwise engage in behaviors that are
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quote inconsistent with the goals of rehabilitation. Well, I don't know about you,
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but if you ever listened to a gangster rap song, you might start
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seeing some problems here. So he did a concert and got in trouble because
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he did the concert with rappers who had felony convictions. But he had done
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all the paperwork and gotten permission to do it. Oh, so they let
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him off the hook for that, but he promptly returned to court because he
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was trying to defend his right to say what he wanted to in his music,
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as prosecutors had asked a federal judge to ban him from promoting and glorifying
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future gun violence slash murder in his music, and they also argued the rappers
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shouldn't say anything in his songs or concert that painted people cooperating with the police
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in the negative light. So basically, the judge said, okay, we'll
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meet you halfway. We won't block you from saying any of these things,
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but we'll ask you to submit your lyrics to the government and once they give
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you approval, then you can go ahead and use them, which to me
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is like you're just putting an extra step between blocking him from saying what he
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wants. Yeah, and like you know, so now there's a huge conversation
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around freedom of speech and government overreach. But I don't know if any of
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you ever as he's not personally inciting violence people, so he's just singing,
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so he's not saying go after anything or anybody, then he can't be held.
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I don't think I was gonna say. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty
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sure Rap has already thoroughly spread the message for the police. Right, so
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there's a whole album. I mean, honestly, if you were to do
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it again, it would just be a retread really, so yeah, probably
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more interested in doing other things. I don't know, but you know,
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maybe that's weird. Tenfoil hack conspiracy. It's actually all a cover up because
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they're trying to come up with a new national anthem. Wow, very nice.
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Wow that's fair. Yeah, okay, I'm on board then fucking us.
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Any thoughts how can we turn our national Yeah? I don't know how
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deep into rap you are, but when since when do you get arrested?
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Means you don't get free speech anymore? Like what's happening? Yeah, it
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does seem on some level like a bad result of some you know, legal
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marksmanship back and forth, And that was sort of the best worst decision that
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they sort of agreed on between prosecution and defense. But it does seem like
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the result of lazy police work. Where Look, the guy is a goddamn
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performer. He could be making all this shit up. It doesn't mean that
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he's like writing down his like day to day stuff. He's not like rapping
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about Well, I got up out of bed and then I went to the
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grocery store and you know, I mean, I guess, wow, he
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really speaks to me, like to take naps me too. Look, if
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he's under federal supervision, look, that's that. Regardless of whether it's in
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place for a good reason or not, it has to mean something. And
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I think monitoring his lyrics is the wrong headed way of going about that.
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Just monitor on parole, right, Yeah, yeah, No, you don't
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get to alter my art. No, I'm very against this, Yeah,
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I to. That's how you get a slippery slope. Yeah, because someone
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else will use this in an even worse situation because it's such legal precedent.
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Right. Yeah, Well, speaking of slippery slopes, let's move on to
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story number three. Ski mask wearing naked weirdo is chasing people in Alabama reminds
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me, just got back from Alabama. Must have been a good one back
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from Alabama. What's that pile of sweaty ski masks in the corner to find
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out? You got to join our patreo. All those are going out?
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Doesn't say where he was wearing the ski mask video by glowing butt cheeks in
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the night, just running away, wearing like a sock puppet. He doesn't
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want to get hit by a car. He's got down there, those little
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bike reflectors. Oh my god, turning right, turning a little butt paste
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PASTI looks like a guy with a lift, smiling at me. So the
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story states Sideways, two small communities in the Yellowhammer State are being plagued by
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a bizarre creature of the night. He is a man that shows up after
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dark wearing a ski mask and nothing else. Uh. He comes charging out
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of the night at unsuspecting people. Sometimes he's content to just give them a
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scare, but on other occasions he has chased people while yelling just side the
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uncomfortable threats, Oh my God, tell me one of them. I would
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love to. Oh God, fine one, why you were there? You
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know? Oh my God, tell me how he's got to verify? Oh
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Okay, I know where I was. So the the area is pretty nondescript,
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with small neighborhoods and wooded areas. So our our friend here has plenty
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of places to hide in. And that's just what he does. He just
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hides or stands around until he finds his potential victim and then just charges at
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them. He jumps out of the wooded area to show him his wooded area
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until I get to the point where he scares the lady. So, yeah,
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yes, this is the one where you're like, no, did he
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get shot? No, that's what I like. Dude's looking to get shot.
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He tended to chase most people, and they would He would take off
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once he noticed he's scared you properly. However, one woman had a harrowing
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experience as he continued to chase her. As he ran, he kept yelling
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at her, telling her to get in her home and take off her clothes.
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Oh shit, yeah, that's mess. Yeah. She managed to get
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to her apartment fast enough to slam the door shut in his face and call
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nine one one. The police couldn't find anybody. He hadn't escaped completely unnoticed
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because he was caught on video and that's why we know he's not actually you.
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It's just funny to imagine because that is exactly the kind of thing you
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would get up to, so they wouldn't be threatening people. Yeah, get
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the peanut butter and spread it out of banana peel and throw it in my
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face, Like what the fuck? There's random things I smashed again in any
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event, So yeah, everyone in the area is, especially locals, are
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angry and want this guy to get caught. Yeah, frightfully. So,
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yeah, and hopefully he does. And I would say hopefully he gets some
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help, but I'd just rather he goes to prison anyway. For those of
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us that read this story, when it said the police were called and they
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searched and didn't see anyone, did anyone else go, Yeah, they probably
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showed up an hour later. Yeah, and the guys like ninety minutes after
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the phone calls. They were like, I saw a man in a ski
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mask. Yeah, we'll be there, ma'am. He took the mask off.
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I don't know where he went. He's a naked guy my house.
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I can stand your naked all I want. It's my property. I'm just
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some naked guy, but no ski mask. He's like I'm not wearing a
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ski mask. What do you mean? He turns around. There's a little
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tuft of wool poking out for his budgets. Rabbits could spa you could spare
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all right. I don't think we're gonna do better than that. So now
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you gotta pick which of these three you think are the worst news story.
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Usually we give the first guest story special guests. However, they are the
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champions. We're gonna let our challengers have first shot, Stevie and Augie.
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What do you think is the worst news story of these three? Like the
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one you hate, the one I thought was the Yeah, I was gonna
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say, what are the parameters? Okay, I selected before the show which
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one of these I thought was the worst, and I also picked the second
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worst, and obviously so basically I ranked them. But you're you're looking to
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find the one I considered to be the worst story. Okay, mind,
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yes, do you think it's the last one? The scheme mask guy because
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he's threatened people. I was thinking that up until the laughter. Well,
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I know I was thinking that, but for a different reason, because I
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didn't he was threatening people, because I too did not read the article.
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But I was thinking because I'm like, oh, this one's the worst,
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because this is this is just Alabama, this is anywhere USA. I'm pretty
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sure we had a nootis running around uh here at hometown not long ago,
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doing very similar shit. So you know, yeah, I think that's the
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worst. You think it is clowns at some point, Yeah what happened.
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That was a few years ago. Yeah, when people were just hanging out
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dressed to I think that was mostly around the West coast, though I don't
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think it was out here. I think you get shot too many farmers out
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this way, get off my property, lay attack bozos around here? All
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right? So, uh, Hockey and CBA picked story three, John and
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Gina, what do you think? Do you want to I've got thoughts about
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each one, So I'd say probably the least offensive if I had to rank
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them as far as a story is probably the rap lyrics being approved. Granted
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it is like a whole lot of that one pisses me off, but it's
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it's also like it's just too much find out versus fuck around, if you
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know what I mean. I would say the one that pisses me off is
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the administrative robot because you're anthropomorphizing a robot. A robot, it's a programming,
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and then you wondered why it killed itself. Humans shouldn't do this work.
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This is also true, like if a robot can't do that, then
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why are we asking humans too? But writing it as as the article did
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as a professional news person, calling it a suicide is anthropomorphizing a machine.
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That's not healthy. I think that what else would you call it if it
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threw itself down the stack? A note? Program error? I guess program
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error, like tracking a pedophile. I cannot take it facts. So there's
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that, But honestly, the worst one is got has got to be the
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naked guy. That's a sult. That's yeah, it is. It's not
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you know, it's not good. Granted when you watch the video. When
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you watch the video, that's pretty good looking. I gotta say, but
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I missed the video. Damn. Yeah, yeah he was. He was
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pretty thick, so like, yes, that's the only bright side of that.
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But it's sucking assault. It's not good. You gotta find this guy
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does hate the most censorship. You can't select that one because you know you
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took it already. Oh they took it. Oh, I can't agree we
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took it for a difficult square. You guys are gonna have to go for
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the worst of the remaining too, all right, John, which one?
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I think if it's the actual set of facts, I will go with the
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rap lyrics. But the article itself of the robot is my that pisses me
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off because it's just poorly written. So we're going with okay, okay,
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story number two. So and have chosen the ski mask wearing naked weirdo uh
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and uh and John Gina have gone with the rap lyrics, and I will
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tell you I went with the story about the rap lyrics. So that's a
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point to John and from the point of like, yes, he is committing
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assault and he should be caught one thousand percent. But as an artist myself,
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as as a writer, I cannot tell you how abhorranted is the idea
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of the government deciding what I can and cannot write. That rubs me so
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the wrong way. Now, granted I haven't been caught with a trunk full
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of guns, give me time. Uh wait a minute, why you gonna
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have a famous author now you can do you write stories about people who run
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guns? You gotta do some research. So of course gets a parking ticket,
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suddenly can't write his next book. Yeah right, the fascist government we're
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probably heading towards. It's the possibility. So yeah, So that one is
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the one that bothered me the most. So that's the one I picked us
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the worst. So first point goes to John and Gina. Our champions are
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in the lead. That's okay, though, Stevie and you can take the
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lead back if they win game two. Game two is gonna be worth two
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points, and it's coming up right after this. If you like fun,
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then you're gonna love the beard Out Podcast. It's a podcast where we talk
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God media network everywhere that they didn't appear to hear it. Yeah, yeah,
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it's it's Discord that's doing it. Yeah, or something. We're getting
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to start soon anyway, it's ok. Yeah, oh, what are you
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going to a new thing? After I send them an email and they have
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a meeting about possibly having a network wide thing, so I don't want to
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say yet, yes, you might be going to that one an arrangement with
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uh, I gotta write fancy words and ship I gotcha. Yeah, an
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actual contage like we kind of do a spear adam, yes, pretty much
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for my last email. And of course don't have an end date, just
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like I did with this one, so they can't do anything. The last
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contract we did a third distributor, we never put an end date to it,
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so it's until forever. So go to show up. It's awesome.
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So yeah, that's the word. Yes, thank you. I'm like one
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of those legal words I got, I got got heck. Yeah, okay.
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Is it like super hot there too? H No, it's like eighty
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today. Yeah, it's within reason. Yeah, it's like high eighties.
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Last week I think was really warm, and it's just because the humidity sucks.
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It's so fucking humid here. Yeah, it's pretty humid here today too,
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not like you guys humidity, but for what we have, Yeah,
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you feel like you like the air not that bad but it's definitely like,
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you know, you're ready, nowhere near like that. It's a different animal.
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But for Native San Diegans were like, oh, we're sticky. It's
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so sticky. It's my legs stuck to my other leg. He's a delicate
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flower. I don't need my belt, that's right. Yeah. Well,
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oh lord, all right, future Endicotta Award winner. Yeah, yeah,
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that's me. We're gonna get all the book awards. Shall we jump?
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Yeah? Go ahead? Kind of us in from five four three. Hey
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man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game two is going
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to be fine. The kink Uh this is a game we played almost exclusively
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with the show. What does that mean? I think we've only played it
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once with one other group of people. I think it might there might have
30:45
been uh Baron Bridget from all the by Coastal. Yeah, well we it's
30:55
always a lot of fun, So I don't know why we don't play with
30:56
everybody. But having said that, it just kind of fits into the think
31:00
theming of the games. So I'm gonna tell three stories about three people who
31:06
have rather unusual sexual fetishes. The names have been changed to protect the perverted.
31:12
Most of the salient details have been taken out, although a few hints
31:15
will still remain, and our players are gonna have to guess what that person
31:19
is sexually into. Players can earn a point in one of two ways,
31:23
by either making me laugh or by correctly guessing the fetish in question, and
31:30
each player that earns a point does so for their team. The team with
31:33
the most points at the end of all three stories wins the game and earns
31:37
two episode points. So let's get started with story number one. Alicia is
31:44
a twenty eight year old woman who first realized she had an unusual fetish at
31:48
the age of fourteen, when she found an Internet video of a woman engaging
31:53
with the same fetish and realized it was doing something for her despite being heterosexual.
32:00
A few weeks later, while setting up an event for the cheerleading team
32:04
she was a part of, she realized her interest in the kink was very
32:08
real. She continued to have relationships with people well into her twenties, but
32:14
kept her kink a secret until one day she admitted her interest to her boyfriend,
32:19
who suggested trying introducing the fetish to their sexual activities. And unlike a
32:23
lot of these stories, this one has a happy ending as they both enjoyed
32:28
the experience. They are now happily married with a very active sex life.
32:34
Cool Steve and AUGI, you guys lost the last game. You guys can
32:37
decide whether you'd like to go first or whether you'd like to make the Fink
32:40
crew go first. We call it with the name of it and the reasoning,
32:45
right, I mean, you just need to tell me what their fetish
32:47
is. Okay, o ye, I think I know what this is.
32:52
He says that everything time and it makes so smart time, it really does.
32:59
Okay, comes the words. We're wrong. We lose one point.
33:01
There's like five points in this game, right, there's like three points,
33:06
isn't there. There's up to six points. You can earn a point per
33:08
person per team. Let's go first. I want to go first. Yeah,
33:13
we're gonna win this with confidence, all right, Stevie. Do you
33:15
want to go first? And do you want to I'll get to go first.
33:16
I'll go first, all right, Stevie. What what do you think
33:20
is Alicia's kink? I think her kink is the bouncing of boobs off of
33:23
things like possibly because think about it, think about it, cheerleading, lots
33:29
of boob bouncing. Also, she said it wasn't a heterosexual thing, so
33:34
I'm assuming more homosexual kind of for her things. So she's like, oh,
33:37
I like boot bouncing, and now her new man loves the boob bouncing
33:42
too, so they introduced boob bouncing with maybe a little crushing on it,
33:45
you know, all right, no laughs, but I mean I was smiling
33:52
throughout the whole. Is that right? We'll find out at the end if
33:54
you're right. You ever been to one of those, uh, Gina or
34:06
John? Which one of you would like to go first? From your team?
34:10
John? Gina should go? You want me to go? Okay?
34:15
He's using famously mentioned audio medium perfect. You mentioned that she started cheerleading,
34:25
So I'm wondering if it's dressing up as a mascot and like, you know,
34:34
like a grizzly bear or a bald eagle. Stanford, they have that
34:38
tree and he's really into fucking Oh boy, hey Jack, this apple?
34:52
Is it human? All right? All right? I hate to say you
34:58
got to laugh out of everyone but me, No point there, but you
35:01
could still you could still you could still be right. It's your turn.
35:09
Okay. She got really into spelling things out loud. Give us give me
35:22
an X. What's that? I'll but you laugh at that, right,
35:29
I wasn't expecting it, that's for sure. That that is the point.
35:34
That was pretty good. Yeah, I'll give it to you. And finally,
35:38
uh, mister Fink, sir, I think that her kink was climbing
35:46
human pyramids, but you know, naked human pyramids. I did laugh at
36:00
it, so that's only good. It was like climb the grease. So
36:04
it's a point to each team, but it could be another point if any
36:06
of you got it right. But you didn't. Oh, come on.
36:10
Alicia is a balloon fetishist and she and her husband enjoy balloon play with balloons
36:17
specifically made for sexual use, so no static electricity shocks. Okay, honestly
36:24
that balloons popped into my head. But I was like, I don't think
36:28
that'd be funny. Well into your head? Oh, I let it go.
36:36
Then it went defated. All right, it's one point for each team,
36:40
so you're still on even keel Uh this time Fink team, you guys
36:45
are going to go first. Here is story number two. Glenn realized his
36:51
interest in this kink upon accidentally walking into a room where his best friend was
36:55
about to practice this kink on his naked girlfriend. He stood there awkwardly for
37:00
a moment before leaving and shutting the door, but he knew he wanted to
37:05
try it after finding a willing partner. He described it as his sexual holy
37:10
Grail. He seems to take pleasure in the pure submission and trust required to
37:17
engage in the fetish, but notes that aside from being sexually hot, it's
37:22
also quite physically hot, as you get quite warm, John, Gina,
37:29
which of you would like to go first? I have what's in my head?
37:34
John? I do too? You want to go first? Gina?
37:42
Oh? Yes? His friend walked in and there they were. The lady
37:49
had cupped his penis in a hot dog bun was pouring fresh chili on it.
37:55
And that's why it was chili dog chili weer dog. Foll new meaning
38:04
to that song? Man, Oh, that's funny, and I wish it
38:12
were true. I made him laugh, but you did make me laugh at
38:20
Steve or Augie? Which of you two would like your first on your I
38:22
don't know. I can think about chili dogs now. I can't wait things.
38:34
Okay, So he cannot get completion until he has successfully built the house
38:43
of cards on her stomach. She has to be perfect. I'd be like,
38:53
no, laugh, Yeah, that one bothered him. Okay, man,
39:00
I want I wanted to laugh, and I'm like, no, you
39:04
can't. You can't laugh at that. You just can't. It's clever,
39:09
but it's I'll tell you right now, it's not right. And I did
39:14
not laugh, So no point. Sorry, jeez, you coulda said no,
39:19
I gotta laugh, right. I can't make it too easy for you
39:28
making him laugh laugh at everything. It'll be a tie game the whole way
39:32
through. Everybody would So my theory is that Glenn walked into uh this sky
39:43
and his girlfriend looped up face to face inside of a sleeping bag and they
39:52
have to have sex while going through the positions in the very hungry caterpillar HA
40:02
shomp big out of apples and stuff, and they put it in there with
40:07
them. So by the time it's all looped up and cooked up and ready
40:12
to eat. Oh like a exactly yes, it's sit around the show both
40:22
of Wow, nobody loves that. I want to try that absolutely genius and
40:28
I did laugh. So that's another point for the think Creuse Steven, Oh
40:30
my god, you guys did good. The only thing I got think I'm
40:37
trying to I don't want to do drafts right now. I'm trying to keep
40:40
this up. That's something different, has a hard line draw. Then there
40:45
is does not talking about drafts. It's in the contract. I can't even
40:53
say the word lose their new network. It's a g d A. Yes,
41:02
I was okay, you said something about obedience and discipline. I think
41:06
in there, so I'm gonna go with there in furry dog training costumes.
41:10
So one's an actual what you've never seen this You actually get like be dazzle
41:15
your like collar and stuff. It's really cool. You get the little pause,
41:20
you get potty time, you get play time, you get snack time.
41:23
But because you've got to trust your partner, you have to trust your
41:29
especially streets red rocket out the red rocket. Yeah, Steve, you gotta
41:42
laugh on me. So that's the point for you. Yuh, nobody was
41:45
even close. Uh. Glenn is a saran wrap fetishist who loves to rap
41:52
and be wrapped in clingfilm during sexual acts. I was thinking wax for some
41:58
reason. Wax that makes I mean, that's how you wrap up the hot
42:01
dog after it is three points to two in favor of the Fink crew,
42:14
so Stevie and Aggie need to do well on this last one. Story number
42:19
three, Sandra is a thirty two year old woman who claims not to know
42:23
what caused her fetish, but she describes it as her ultimate fantasy. Despite
42:30
the dehumanization, she enjoys the idea of the breast stimulation, the objectification,
42:37
and the highly submissive nature of the fetish. She claims she even enjoys the
42:44
thought of being shared among other similar fetishists, and it is Stevie and Augie's
42:52
turn to go first. She does know where it came from. Fuck,
43:05
that's what's got you hung up. Yeah, the kink was a surprise discovery,
43:10
That's the thing. Everything else makes sense, But I can't get why
43:15
she never saw it. I don't know why she didn't see it sooner.
43:19
Aren't they all surprised? I really got hung up on the beginning more than
43:22
anything else. I don't know why she was a lady. What since when
43:36
she got hit by a baseball one time, got concussion, and ever since
43:40
then, she's all about trying to like get with nine guys at once,
43:45
because it's a baseball team has nine players, like where's the fucking in there?
43:52
I like it. I was like, where's the jumped the curve?
43:57
There is no offer on that one? Off the ball? Okay, I
44:01
mean I suppose that could be meaning a base on balls. No laugh though,
44:10
Uh, John, which one of you would like to go first?
44:16
Do you want to go? Sure? All said breast stimulation, and my
44:22
mind went to, well, the correct answer. They hook up uh those
44:29
nodes for a car battery tour, and then they hooked the other end to
44:34
another lady and then they shocked them into submission. Uh, I was going
44:46
to be to not right. Maybe I saw that one. I thought you
44:53
were saying they were hooked up to each other and they're like trying to jump
44:57
start each other. Like that's what I'm saying. The one in the in
45:01
the Last Star Wars you you shock me to life. I shock you to
45:05
life. You gotta go, you have to be to get Okay, I'm
45:13
on board now all right, I'm not going to count that because John made
45:16
me laugh. Not not genius description? Does this change your mind? Chase
45:28
his mind? Mind? Do you think they deserve a point? That?
45:34
Absolutely? All right? Yeah, all right, you get the point.
45:37
Well done. I prepared that helps a lot. I was gonna sayduction value.
45:43
It should be your description of the fetish that makes me laugh, not
45:45
your opponent, your teammate jumping in with it, pandering further further commentary.
45:52
Uh, okay, I'm going to actually try to for the real one.
45:55
I'm pretty sure it's either cow fetish or farm animal fetish, like treated like
46:04
a farm animal arcow like her breast stimulation makes sense, the missive part of
46:09
it, and the multitude of people to like it again because all the farm
46:14
hands, yeah, many many hands, like far more. Again it was
46:23
Stevie, But we've got precedent now, yeah, give them the point.
46:30
Yeah, I have to give you the point for that. Well done start
46:37
all right. So since Augie took my answer that I thought I was,
46:39
I'm sorry. It's okay, great minds, great minds. I am going
46:45
to say that she really likes making pottery, and before it's dry, she
46:53
puts an indentation of her boob on each one. It's like your signature,
47:00
like everybody basically drinking out of an indentation. Ever, boob, that's so
47:07
smart of a little at the bottom store, right, that's not a sex
47:15
toy. It's a it's a coaster. I mean, I mean, everything's
47:20
a sex toy if you're not a pussy. Yeah, John, I like
47:24
your style. Yeah. I don't know if that's right or wrong, but
47:29
I think John's definitely everything's So you each have point, except I have to
47:35
give another point to Augie because he's exactly right. Sandra is a human cow
47:39
fetish who enjoys dressing a cow, lactating, being milked, and put out
47:49
to stud for bulls to breed her like actual bulls are people. I was
48:00
like, God, I have to assume people. Did they have to wear
48:01
a costume too, like a bowl costume? I assume she does. Yeah,
48:05
that's funny as long as it's Oh, I don't know about them,
48:07
it'd be awesome, Like yeah, I don't know. I did not ask.
48:10
I don't know these people. So I have never heard of this.
48:16
Finish questions, this is the weirdest. With two points of Agi and one
48:24
point to John, it is four points apiece. We have a tie,
48:30
so both teams are going to get two episode points. It is three to
48:34
two in favor of John, and you got points as well as they did.
48:40
So here's the deal. Our third game is worth three episode points and
48:44
it's going to decide it. So when we play game three, it's gonna
48:49
be worth three points, and whoever wins is going to win the whole episode.
48:52
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50:10
for Game three. Game three is gonna be fined the Stink. It's also
50:15
better known as the dumpster Fire. I've got five categories. Players are going
50:21
to take turns describing something that annoys them that is related to that category.
50:25
I'll select the one that I most would like to see removed from society forever,
50:30
and it will be thrown into the dumpster fire, and the player who
50:34
pitched that particular stink will earn themselves a point. The first team to earn
50:37
three points wins the game and earns three episode points and wins the entire episode.
50:44
So the first four of these categories. The last one is always is
50:49
a wild category. We'll see if we get to that point. Someone could
50:52
a team could get three of these before we get there, but we'll see.
50:54
Our first category is going to be the color red. About the color
51:00
red? Cheeses you off see the and agie, you guys are still behind,
51:06
So I'll give you the choice. So you want to go first or
51:07
second? Up to you first? All right, you know what, fuck
51:13
the color red? You know why fuck the color red? Because too close
51:15
to fucking orange and I have issues fucking seeing them both. So buck,
51:19
red and orange. Yeah, I'm throwing orange in there too. Funk that
51:22
it's like the light red that ship? How pink all too close to each
51:29
other? Pink do that? You just you just don't like the whole color.
51:30
This spectrum is the whole spectrum of red. Fuck the spectrum fair enough?
51:35
Too close to each other? John, Geena, which one of you
51:37
would like to go first? Well, since Smokey took my answer, I'm
51:42
gonna let red. That's that was gonna be my whole thing. Okay,
51:52
mine is red. I just last week got a sunburn and doesn't annoy me.
52:00
Basically, there's an orb in the sky that's trying to murder you.
52:04
It burns you and all your skin cells commit mass suicide instead of turning cancerous,
52:08
which is good, but then you hurt and then you itch. Yeah,
52:15
there was a journey, dude, and I felt it. Yeah.
52:19
No, I went right along with you. As someone who's had second to
52:22
be burns, I agree. Oh wow from the sun no less from a
52:27
sunburn? Yeah, crap. Uh my dumpster fire for red is fuck red
52:34
and what it does to our brains when you see red, Uh, it
52:38
is instinctively an intimidating color. So, Uh, that's why we chose it
52:45
for a logo. Yeah, yeah, intimidating, is it not? Because
52:52
our show is intimidated? Not look at that logo, go oh shit,
52:55
why is that there? The hydraate or hydrade is red. Drink this water,
53:00
fool, but it does psychologically affect you, like there are studies out
53:07
there, and one of which is that they believe that if you wear rare
53:09
wet red off is more intimidating. That way, that's fair, okay,
53:15
like good answer, good answer, intimidation smart Yeah all right, John,
53:22
I'm going to say, uh fuck red dye number forty. Oh it is
53:28
the reddest red and any kind of red food coloring. Red dye number forty
53:34
is actually made from coal tar. So it's a petroleum byproduct that is hugely
53:40
toxic just to make. Let alone be in your body and it real bad.
53:46
Hurt, brain hurt, spinal cord mess up, integrine system, brain,
53:52
brain hurt. I've had too much two hundred du And then any other
54:00
natural one is made from squished bugs, a natural red dye, and hate
54:10
something that's vegan vegan not really step They're not animals or bugs. It'sicide.
54:23
Nobody got my instant win, which I would have been amazed if anybody did,
54:28
because the thing that bothers me about the color red is like, you
54:30
know, like like Augie said, it's it's an instinct to see it and
54:35
think, you know, intimidating. And that's why in at least America,
54:38
like the color red is used to signify like a villain or a bad guy,
54:44
but in Japan it's used to signify a hero, which is always it's
54:50
always rubbed me the wrong way, and it is so because it feels so
54:55
fast awkwards. He wants to rob himself on Japan, I always do.
55:02
But having said that, of these, of the remaining choices, I have
55:08
to pick the one that I would mostly and honestly Fox sunburns, Fox unburns.
55:14
Yeah, I sunburn all the time, and I hate it. I
55:16
absolutely hate it. So good shot, Gina. That's gonna be one point
55:21
for John and Gina. All right, we got We're not you need three
55:27
of the remaining four. I got some hate in me somewhere. Hold on,
55:29
let me let me see if you can find it. When it relates
55:31
to the category Jason Muse, Fuck you, what about Jason Muse? Would
55:37
you like to throw into a dumb so difficult it's make it worse. And
55:40
this time we're gonna start with John and Gina. Which one of you two
55:45
wants to go first? John sounds like I'll go first. I hate and
55:50
this is going to turn into a personal story. I hate how I get
55:52
brain lock around people like Jason Muse And actually did happen to me around Jason
55:59
Muse? Uh yeah, And I just like like, uh, this was
56:04
god like eight or nine years in Hollywood, at Hollywood Babylon. We were
56:08
in line and uh, Jason Muse was there and it was my brother,
56:13
my wife, and myself and he walked up and he had something clever to
56:15
say. He was like, oh my god, look at you. How
56:17
switched? I shoot you wear? And then immediately it was like, how
56:20
big is your dick? I was like, at that point, my brain
56:25
was so locked up. I didn't have the right like way to volley that
56:30
back, you know, in a funny way that would be you know,
56:34
enjoyable or memorable or anything. So fuck brain lock around like your heroes and
56:39
stuff. So okay, here's that. It's related. It's good I get
56:44
that. I like Steve mean a you which one of you months ago.
56:46
First, Yeah, something sure for it? All right? Uh effectect effect,
56:54
the aggressive, the aggressive stoner portrayal, like it does seemed a little
57:04
off that, like the guy that smokes weed is also like one of the
57:07
like more aggressive dudes in terms of like character. Okay, yeah, yeah,
57:15
I see what you're meaning. Yeah, Like he gets he gets angry
57:17
and yells a lot. It's a character as a character, yeah, not
57:22
as a person. Just to clarify, just to clarify anything. Uh,
57:30
Gina, I don't like that he got famous at twenty years old because his
57:37
buddy make a movie. And I don't like it because one of you fuckers
57:42
hasn't done that for me yet. I mean, Aaron's done. I'm trying
57:49
to make this. He got the book. That's all I could think of.
57:57
Otherwise, he's very cute and adorable. Okay, And finally, Stevie,
58:04
best good luck you struggling with this. I went through not just like
58:09
all the cut Smith movies and the Jersey stuff. I went through all the
58:12
stuff he did privately, like even the fucking, the fucking undead, fucking
58:16
Book of Evil ship. Like I was trying to like what what what?
58:20
I I don't know, man, I I I think the thing that I'd
58:25
throw into the fire is I'd throw his longer hair in from back in the
58:30
day. I wish he would the short hair sooner, because when you look
58:32
at Zach and Mury and shit, like I'm a bisexual man, right,
58:38
Oh, I'd thought I would go like so far the way for him,
58:44
and it would when his hair was all like spiked up and stuff and he
58:46
walked out shirtless, and I was like, damn dude, and then like
58:51
I don't know something about his hair, so it did. It did like
58:54
that know you're wrong, funny stoneer, goofy dude, long ass hair with
58:59
the freaking and he had the head on and stuff. But like when he
59:01
cleaned up his hair, man, I don't know, it's sat up and
59:06
took notice. Oh ship like all right, I want some coffee. I
59:12
like coffee a lot. Like yeah, I think it changed him a lot,
59:20
I really do. And then he started getting taken serious more too.
59:22
This is tough. I like his portrayal as Jay, even though I know
59:30
he's you know, coming across as it as an aggressive stonmer, but I
59:34
mean he also gets slapped down repeatedly, which I enjoy as much as I
59:44
do envy his sudden fame. Dude to a friend of his, I can't.
59:49
I can't pick that because I still want it to happen to me or
59:57
one of my other friends, anybody you know, uh, something cool,
1:00:00
we all get a little bit. Get me a house or truck mobile house.
1:00:08
Yeah, I want to, but I can't, Stevie, I just
1:00:16
can't. It's because I experienced brain lock around Ralph Garmond. I am.
1:00:22
I am convinced this day he hates me. So funny. I went up
1:00:31
and we had a meet and greet with Kevin and Ralph, and I said
1:00:35
to Kevin, I was like, thank you so much for everything you've done.
1:00:37
I've been so inspired by you and I got a novel comment out.
1:00:39
It's mostly thanks to your influence. So thank you so much, sir.
1:00:44
Uh. And then I took a picture with him and Ralph Garmon and walked
1:00:46
off without saying a word to Ralph. Oh you think you forgot to say
1:00:53
something? I think I think when I walked up, I think I said
1:00:57
something like I love your show like that that's all you got to me,
1:01:00
And I like, I just basically spent the whole time geeking over Kevin.
1:01:05
Uh and then and then to make matter worse, like you know, I
1:01:07
thought, sure, you know, he'd get that and he'd be fine.
1:01:10
But then we went to a bar and Ralph showed up, Oh my,
1:01:16
and I had to stand in front of him again. Was he staring at
1:01:19
you the whole time? I swear to god, every time he looked at
1:01:22
me, he just quickly looked away. He was just like he was checking
1:01:25
you out. Yeah, yeah, to the elevator. It wasn't. It
1:01:30
was like, oh, this asshole again, That's what it was. I's
1:01:32
got a belt, I think, yeah, I was, And and I
1:01:38
locked up around him because I was like, now what do I say?
1:01:42
What do I say? Now? That'll be Do you wear a belt?
1:01:47
You like salad? It was kind of adorable, though it really was.
1:01:53
Steve witnessed the starstruck. I think we've had him on our show and the
1:02:00
whole time my brain going, yes, yeah, having him on our show
1:02:05
like freak fuck having brain lock when your heroes are Yeah, that's all I'm
1:02:08
gonna say, fu brain line. Oh yeah, your heroes. That sucks.
1:02:12
That's fair. I get that. Did you have an instant answer erin
1:02:15
uh No, not for Jason I had. I always wonder if you think
1:02:19
going on No, sometimes there is an instant when sometimes there just isn't.
1:02:23
And I won't say whether or not our next category has one. You guys
1:02:27
need all three, all of them, so turn it up. Uh,
1:02:30
this is for Batman, the nineteen eighty nine movie eighty nine. Okay,
1:02:34
what about the Batman movie from nineteen eighty nine? Would you throw into a
1:02:39
dumpster fire? And I believe this time you guys are going first Stevie and
1:02:43
Augie, don't you dare say the fucking museum seeing that's the best scene of
1:02:46
the whole fucking movie. Prince fucking Joker, Oh man, you know what.
1:02:54
I'm gonna go with what the critics say, and maybe Aaron's gonna go
1:02:58
with that the you want to get nuts, Let's get nuts, as Bruce
1:03:04
Wayne saying it with the fucking fire Poker, the Joker and dude, your
1:03:07
favorite line, favorite line. Okay, they all hate it. I don't
1:03:12
know why I thought I like it. You guys hate that part. No,
1:03:14
no, no, I like it. The critics and ship my wife
1:03:16
is waving hello, we know you, my lady think Lady of the fink
1:03:27
so you would throw that line into the dumpster. Yeah, I guess Michael
1:03:30
Keaton's performance of it. So, Dick, you're the whole scene that that
1:03:37
whole party, not the scene, but that whole line. All that out
1:03:40
just gone. It doesn't need to be there, Okay, it doesn't,
1:03:45
Like really all I had to be there after he took what's name is?
1:03:50
Shoot him? The iron thing or the silver platter saves him and you're good
1:03:54
to go. He doesn't need to do opinions are bad and you should feel
1:03:58
bad. I don't feel bad. I don't give a you know why it's
1:04:01
getting heated at the end here, I'm a comic Batman fan wants to go
1:04:09
first. What do you think, Gina? But I can wait? Oh
1:04:15
well, I don't like how films anymore don't have an artist do the whole
1:04:20
soundtrack, Like how Prince did that one? Like I know Danny Elfman did
1:04:24
the score, but there's also the whole separate Prince soundtrack, and like when's
1:04:28
the last time you've seen that? I haven't seen that in so long?
1:04:30
Yeah, that's true, like like Queen, like Highlander and Flash Gordon come
1:04:39
on, wow? Yeah, And I know it wasn't the whole soundtrack,
1:04:45
but Hugh Lewis and the news is all throughout the Back to the Future.
1:04:47
Yeah, it is pretty right. Yeahah, get the whole vibe. You
1:04:50
get the vibe the whole movie. I get. I can't think of anything
1:04:54
in the last twenty years that did it interesting? Okay, Yeah, and
1:04:59
the music artists being tied to the movie soundtrack, and it does. It
1:05:02
does kind of make the film more iconic, I think, yeah, yeah,
1:05:06
yeah, a thousand. Yeah. You know. I got a personal
1:05:12
beef with Jack Nicholson because in the video game Batman Louis the same year on
1:05:17
the n E s his uh sprite looked a little too much like Harvey Dent.
1:05:25
What do you have a problem with the programmer? I'm sorry, Jack
1:05:29
Nicholson. Jack black and white dressed as the Joker looks like Harvey Denty.
1:05:35
Allow me to finish my statement, what the fuck? What do you what
1:05:42
the fuck? What the fuck? The actual fuck? What do you mean?
1:05:45
What the fuck? What the critical fuck? What are you talking about?
1:05:48
In the game, Jack Nicholson's likeness in that eight and that bit look
1:05:55
with that color, now, well done. You don't look like Joker.
1:06:01
He's just throwing this. You have another going? Did you not see me
1:06:08
google what Batman nine was? He literally has never seen the movie. I
1:06:15
have. I just don't remember it. I'm too much of mist watching.
1:06:20
I just know Michael k and Nicholson wasn't it at all. I'm going to
1:06:24
throw you a rare like rope here. Why let you answer again? He's
1:06:28
gonna hang myself with it. I'm just I'm gonna give you a chance to
1:06:31
do better. Better, Sean John, Do you have an answer for this?
1:06:39
I do. There is a moment in the movie where Bruce Wayne is
1:06:45
playing some audio to turn the tide against the public opinion of the Joker by
1:06:53
playing some audio recorded of him earlier in the movie. And he's playing it
1:07:00
on a CD player with no lid, and he gives it a little Vinyl
1:07:04
style records scratch in the middle of it. And I will not hear of
1:07:11
that. I will not stand for that. That is a not how CD
1:07:15
has worked in nineteen eighty nine. It is nerd rage, it's tech rage,
1:07:21
and I can't stand it. And also, just as a strategy,
1:07:26
he's trying to have the people hear what this guy is saying in the statement,
1:07:30
he's going to be like, yeah, screw those people, and then
1:07:33
yeah, that's what I said. That's really gonna help Batman. I mean,
1:07:40
Crapo knows that. Yeah, that's good. Okay, that's fair.
1:07:47
That's a good one. The rest my case, Yeah, I like it.
1:07:49
I like that. John. I'm on board with you, Supe.
1:07:57
This is your second and final chance. This even you do, you have
1:08:00
to you have something that actually makes sense. Okay, A distinct lack of
1:08:04
Batman nipples. I agree, okayans is a veterans That great. I didn't
1:08:15
think it was going to it was. That is a better answer than some
1:08:20
tangentially related lack of credit card. A bat bad credit card. They had
1:08:31
real bad credit, Like what was his bank banker, Bruce Wayne, Right,
1:08:44
that's nobody got my instant win for this one, which was Robert wool
1:08:50
uh Vole, who plays Knox, the obnoxious reporter who's working with Vicky Vail.
1:08:59
That kind of sucks. You don't like him as an actor. Nothing
1:09:04
against the real Robert wall I just feel like if he just felt like completely
1:09:08
out of place in that hole. Yeah he was, he was. He
1:09:13
was creepy, and it was like didn't look like he belonged to that.
1:09:15
I didn't want that. I don't got I wanted him to get gassed by
1:09:19
the Joker and die, but it didn't. So yeah that I this is
1:09:28
tough because I I mean, right a, see Stevie hit on something that
1:09:40
has bothered me about that movie for years, and it is the way he
1:09:42
delivers that last line. You don't like that line. I like that line.
1:09:46
It's just something about the way he says it feels kind that is also.
1:09:53
Yeah, I enjoyed that. Let's get that you want to get nuts,
1:09:57
Let's get nuts, you know, And it just feels like it feels
1:10:00
a little bit like old man shouting at Cloud, like I think he said
1:10:03
Joker's line instead, and they were just like keep it. I always thought
1:10:08
it was a strategy to like, you know, push him into shooting him,
1:10:11
so then they would you know. It was almost like a Judo move,
1:10:15
like he was goading him into shooting him. Oh fan theory. Oh
1:10:19
maybe, I don't know. It's difficult. Well, if that's what you
1:10:24
think, give him the point, yes, But I'm equally torn between Gina's
1:10:30
suggestion that a a musical artist tied to a movie gives it an additional flavor
1:10:38
that it just hasn't been done in years. True's from like documentary ship like
1:10:43
that and The Prince The Prince Batman. It worked, It really worked,
1:10:47
and it helped make that movie more iconic. I feel the fun up,
1:10:51
but I I think just because it's bothered me for so long, I have
1:10:56
to go with Stevie's on this one because he just hit on the one thing
1:11:00
about that that seemed bugs me and I never knew and I never put it
1:11:05
into words, right, I never even thought about until he said, like
1:11:09
until he brought it up and said the lines, and I'm like, yeah,
1:11:12
that's always bothered wrong anyway, it's my show. Suck it so mean,
1:11:26
let's move on. Yeah, it is two to one still in Gina
1:11:32
and John's favor, and we're gonna move on to our fourth category, which
1:11:35
is cheesecake. What about cheesecake? Would you throw into the dumpster fire forever?
1:11:42
We're starting this time with John and Gina. Which you two would like
1:11:45
to go first? Do you think? Gina? You go ahead? All
1:11:49
right? Cheesecake? Why they need for so many factories so they don't really
1:12:00
need to make that many cheesecakes. It's like there's like two or three in
1:12:06
every town. You don't want to have that much cheesecake, you know,
1:12:12
you just have a couple of slices and you're done for a while. Like
1:12:15
that's so funny. Vegan's anti cheesecake. No, there's vegan cheesecakes out there.
1:12:24
I'm just saying, we just don't need all of these factories, like,
1:12:27
you know, not not every t having this giant cheesecake heavy diet every
1:12:30
day. And the decor inside is insane, right, it looks like they're
1:12:35
not even making any cheesecakes in that so many tables and chairs instead of like
1:12:40
you know, machinery. It's real weird. And it smells like pastacake exactly,
1:12:48
Like why does it taste like cheesecake but it smells like pasta in the
1:12:53
factory. It doesn't make any sense if you too would like to throw something
1:13:01
on cheesecake, right, yep, I say we throw out the whole.
1:13:05
Hey, this tastes amazing, but it's gonna make your stomach gurgle and your
1:13:10
inside liquid for the next like three hours. That get rid of that?
1:13:17
God, yes, just the fact and that's what sucks, Like I can't
1:13:24
enjoy it the way you can't erin. Isn't there a cheesecake for last blacks
1:13:30
and tolerant people? Though, like, yes, there is vegan cheesecake out
1:13:32
in the world. It's not like the good Ship, dude, Like,
1:13:35
if I'm going to get something, I get top shelf and if cheesecake on
1:13:47
the menu, I want cheesecake with you, and you and I should be
1:13:50
able to enjoy that together after our giant steaks without the fear of my butt
1:13:57
exploding at the table steak. It also be causing part don't how much,
1:14:02
father, It could be a number of things going on here, but I
1:14:06
like it. Well done, Gina, what about cheesecake? Would you like
1:14:11
to see gone forever? Steevie took my alternate answer, so let's go with
1:14:16
my main one. Okay, that they never made an officially licensed Golden Girls
1:14:21
cheesecake and they ate cheesecake like every episode. What are they doing? Wow?
1:14:30
What are they doing by it today? Oh my god, you're absolutely
1:14:33
right because they all look the same. It had a very specific like size
1:14:39
and look to it whenever they did that, right, mm hmm. Do
1:14:43
you think that was like in there wasn't a runner or whatever, like you
1:14:45
know, we got to have cheesecake every episode we're doing those fucking yeah,
1:14:49
I'm pretty sure that was funny. Fact b Arthur hated cheesecake, but she
1:14:53
loved pretended to eat it. Yeah, but she loved it. Was like
1:15:00
a marine or something. Yeah. Yeah, the head was awesome. Yeah,
1:15:05
she's like edible, give me those. It was a badass. I
1:15:10
don't know if that's when she danced with Rkle She had the best sarcastic delivery,
1:15:15
every brilliant answer, thank you. I think you're the only one left.
1:15:25
It's too expensive, I mean he said that like an angry this economy
1:15:33
cut off cheesecake? Are you crazy? Cheese muffins? Muffin with the fucking
1:15:43
single single? Is your chid a muffin? You know what it is?
1:15:48
Though? You just got to get in on that government cheesecake. Yeah.
1:15:54
I can't imagine it. And it's pretty expensive you Yeah, I know.
1:16:01
Could you imagine if it was ten cents of pie or a cake every not?
1:16:10
If I threw that the dumpster fire with it and that I would be
1:16:12
fine. So nobody nobody got my incint wind, which is I cannot find
1:16:17
caramel apple cheese cake anywhere, and I I want it every so bad.
1:16:24
What you do is to get yourself a New York cheese cake. Yeah.
1:16:27
This is my favorite dessert I've ever had. And I had it in a
1:16:30
hospital cafeteria when I was working with CB, when we were working together at
1:16:35
the VA Hospital. One day, one day out of the five years I
1:16:40
was working there, one day they had caramel and I got it. I
1:16:45
brought it back to the to eat and I was like, oh my god,
1:16:48
this is amazing. I went back and got and I think it was
1:16:53
there the day following actually, but after that never again. I waited for
1:16:58
years for it to show. Ever did, and I started looking everywhere.
1:17:01
I went to tops, like you know, all this stuff in it,
1:17:04
and I was like, I could make my own, but that's effort.
1:17:09
And I just get a plain cheesecake and you put caramel apple topping on it.
1:17:13
Yeah, I mean it wouldn't be the same. Like this literally had
1:17:17
caramel and apple whipped into the batter of it, so it was like a
1:17:20
little little caramel and apple inside. Surprised cheesecake factory never makes that one,
1:17:26
I know. Yeah, right, so fucking good. You have not had
1:17:30
to desert as good. I'm hungry, errant Having said that. Having said
1:17:33
that, Augie touched a nerve when he said it's too expensive, because it
1:17:36
literally is, like I even if I just want like a small sampler platter
1:17:42
for me to take home, Like I obviously can't eat a big one by
1:17:45
myself living on my own, but I tried to get a small one.
1:17:47
It's like ten bucks. I'm like Jesus, Yeah, like almost like a
1:17:53
personal pan pizza hold big you get like three days out of it. It's
1:17:59
like it's like they separate them with those pieces. They separate the slices with
1:18:01
those pieces of paper. Yeah, you gotta mess with the piece and it
1:18:04
pulls off like a third of the cheesecake on the side. Paper and Stevie
1:18:11
have successfully caught up. It is two to two. It's gonna come down
1:18:13
to the wild card category. So this can be anything, literally, anything
1:18:18
that pisses you off, doesn't matter what it is. Just just pick something
1:18:23
you wish was gone from the world forever. I'm gonna throw it over to
1:18:28
uh. I believe Steve Kogg. You're starting this round, So which of
1:18:31
you two wants to go first? I will all right, Stevie, you
1:18:34
know what, fuck humidity and fuck swamp ass, I am done. You
1:18:41
fucking humidity, Like, I gotta check that thing and we're done. Make
1:18:44
sure it's not overflowing too later, because how much humidity is fucking just in
1:18:47
here? Well, you got a d humidifier going, it's an air conditioner,
1:18:49
pulls it all out. But there's a bucket of water it's attached to
1:18:53
right now. Like it's insane, like waking up. I don't have a
1:18:57
c upstairs in our in my bedroom, I don't. It's like I have
1:19:00
whatever it is outside. How do you sleep? My god? Not well?
1:19:02
Wow, lots of medication. Oh my god. I hate humidity,
1:19:08
but I love this place. That's what sucks. I love it here.
1:19:10
If it wasn't for the fucking humidity, it'd be fucking great. All right,
1:19:15
humidity out, John, Gina, What do you say? What do
1:19:18
you have to start? Okay, I'm gonna go with this one. That
1:19:25
we have uh forty hour work weeks and the bosses can't even give you forty
1:19:31
hours of work to do? Do you have to like pretend to be busy
1:19:34
looking at your computer like all angry, like like you're into something like can
1:19:40
we just make jobs salary based on the work and not some arbitrary work week
1:19:44
number. I like that, a man, I'll e said, I beg
1:19:46
you. I think there's a there's a term for that. It's called act
1:19:49
your wage. I like it. Act your wage. I like it.
1:19:57
Okay, So, uh let's go to Aggie next. I had one in
1:20:02
my head. Maybe you can remember it. So last night we watched The
1:20:08
Dark Knight funny enough with Christian Well and Heath Ledgers. Okay, so the
1:20:13
Wrong Batman movie? Yeah, sure, the one. Yeah, we watched
1:20:15
the Wrong One funny enough. Actually, there's a there's a line delivery in
1:20:21
that movie that bothers the ship out of me. There is a scene where
1:20:26
these two guards are in like a prison van and they're halling ass down the
1:20:32
fucking street. On the other side, joker just got out of a semi
1:20:36
that just got turned over, and uh, well no, First the semi
1:20:41
goes by and one guard goes, well, this isn't good. As soon
1:20:45
as the Joker gets out, he makes that same line, but like it
1:20:49
sounded almost sarcastic, like he didn't like add more urgency to it. It
1:20:56
was a second take and they just yeah, it's like he's the first take
1:20:59
was like this isn't good, and the second type is like, oh well,
1:21:02
this isn't good. Literally is like just the A and C off the
1:21:09
ABC read. I'm like, what the fuck? Like I saw it again
1:21:14
last night, I'm like, that is the worst line I've heard of this
1:21:16
entire fucking movie. What the hell? Okay? And finally John round us
1:21:24
out, all right, Uh, Gina's gonna love this one. When anyone
1:21:30
is talking about the heat or getting sick and they say, get plenty of
1:21:34
fluids, give to those people, get plenty of fluids. Everybody not hydrate
1:21:44
because fluids, fluids are liquids and gases. That's the physical description of anything
1:21:54
more not solid. Easy now, so it's liquids. And said so saying
1:21:59
get plenty of fluid, I could be hyperventilating and getting plenty of fluids.
1:22:02
You want me to get plenty of liquids? Say liquids. Also, it
1:22:08
just sounds creepy when you're like, give your so plenty of fluids instead of
1:22:13
just hydrate or drink liquids. You will die on this hill. I'm so
1:22:17
mad. I've been ranting on this on the Thing Show for like a week
1:22:23
now, and I'm so mad. Still because I have to report on it
1:22:26
all the time because there's heat waves up and down California, and I have
1:22:30
to do all these news breaks. And every time they say get plenty of
1:22:33
fluids, and I have to switch it to get plenty of liquids. I'm
1:22:39
mad about it. It's not right, also not wrong. It's I know
1:22:47
we're a team here, we're im when you when you're hungry, you don't
1:22:55
say, hey, maybe we should go get some carbon. Yeah you don't.
1:23:00
Sure you generalized you plenty of Make sure you eat plenty of solids.
1:23:08
Make sure you inhale plenty of class gas like the cone heads get lots of
1:23:13
chicken embryo. That's right, we will enjoy it. It's incorrect in that
1:23:17
it's too broad. It's incorrect because it's too broad. Okay, all right,
1:23:23
So I got all four of your answers. They all delighted me.
1:23:26
Good, all delighted me. It worked, But the one that struck a
1:23:30
chord with me. Because I work sixteen hours and a forty hour work week,
1:23:35
it was genus I could be there for I could be there for three
1:23:42
hours a day and get the same amount accomplished. Literally literally a massive chunk
1:23:46
of each day, enjoy your life, spend any other way. Literally,
1:23:50
do not need to be there for that time. My last job before I
1:23:55
lost it, I do not need to be there either, dude. I
1:23:58
can do my job remotely. Yeah, don't need to be there at all.
1:24:00
I would go in and bring my I'll bring my gaming laptop in and
1:24:02
I'd play Call of Duty at my desk. No joke. I'd bring my
1:24:05
laptop in, plug my computer, Internet court into my laptop. Where was
1:24:11
this copy? Your company? The military doesn't I got to play the real
1:24:16
stuff there you play Just a hint. The company he's talking about doesn't exist.
1:24:24
Yeah, it's gone. Sorry, random into the ground. Damn right,
1:24:28
I did all that, kept pissing off his bosses playing Call of Duty
1:24:32
in the other room. I need to raise boss. Go to hell man.
1:24:35
I'm in the middle of a one v one being rust right strike hang
1:24:41
on one one. You want a bonus? You gotta beat me in a
1:24:45
one v one. Wow, I don't care. I want to play more.
1:24:51
Now. The point goes to Gina, which means The Fink Show have
1:24:57
won one six points to again started dream tam. Yeah, they got points
1:25:09
in every single game. This It wasn't zero that you guys split definitely improve,
1:25:14
We're getting better. I took a stronger edible this time. I don't
1:25:17
know what's uh ship, I didn't take any problem. I'll not sleep next
1:25:21
time. I'll take lacked promised. You know what you should do, John
1:25:28
Geena, you should not read the stuff that Stevie sends. Okay, will
1:25:31
you guys? Yeah, we'll do it. You guys should read the things
1:25:38
I send you just once once. We'll do it once. Just read it
1:25:43
to him like a bedtime, and then the forehead and then we'll find the
1:25:49
stink and I were fighting the king and then the robot died. Good night.
1:26:08
I always love having you guys. Thank you so much for doing this.
1:26:13
It's so funny man you uh so, where can our lovely listeners find
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1:26:25
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I can talk about and your stuff. Yeah, I'm on Twitter.
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I'm not calling it X fuck you. Yeah. And I'm currently working on
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Aaron Nice. Oh my god, you know when that comes out. Yeah,
1:26:56
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We appreciate every single one of you. Uh and that is going to
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professional. It's so good, guys, absolutely hilarious. I love that.
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That was great, really needed that huge, huge, I did I did.
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I thought it was hilarious, Like it's my show so suck it,
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We'm angry yeah,