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I really wish I didn't know ANY of this about ANY of YALL'S FATHERS! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Father's Day is Sunday eight seven, seven nine three seven,
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  Speaker 1: what a four sep We do this every year. What
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  Speaker 1: do you wish you didn't know about your dad? Kimberly,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. What do you wish you didn't know about
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  Speaker 1: your dad?
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  Speaker 2: So?
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  Speaker 3: When I was about twelve years old, I overheard a
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  Speaker 3: conversation that he was having with one of his friends,
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  Speaker 3: and he told him that he has a tattoo and
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  Speaker 3: it's his only tattoo and it is on his fees
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  Speaker 3: and Hill says love in cursive, and he did it
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  Speaker 3: to himself in prison.
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  Speaker 2: But there's a lot going on there. Well, did you
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  Speaker 2: know that your dad was in prison? First of all, yes,
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  Speaker 2: I did, Okay, so that wasn't a surprise. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I also I confirmed it with my mom years later,
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  Speaker 3: just because sounds curious.
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  Speaker 4: You know, I kind of have the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Blake.
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  Speaker 4: Haven't talked about this yet, but she could verify it.
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  Speaker 1: My wife is in here, her mine says my But
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  Speaker 1: when it, you know, it comes down to when we're.
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  Speaker 2: Excited, it says my name is John Jay, welcome to Jamaica.
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  Speaker 2: Have a nice day.
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  Speaker 1: When it's yeah, it's all the way Kimberly.
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  Speaker 2: That's a good one. That's a great start.
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  Speaker 1: So you heard about your dad having a tattoo on
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  Speaker 1: his junk that he did himself in prison. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: remember you for the rest of our lives. Thanks, Kimberly.
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  Speaker 1: Is your dad still around? Is he still alive?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: He is?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, call hus dad? Should we call him? And do
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  Speaker 1: you want to call him? Can we call him and
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  Speaker 1: ask him?
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  Speaker 4: Is it true?
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  Speaker 3: Because that would be really funny if he did.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, hold on, We'll get here to get
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  Speaker 1: his number. Okay, you get his number. Hold on for once,
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  Speaker 1: kimb We're gonna take one more call that we'll come
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  Speaker 1: back and we'll call him.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, hold make Blake ask him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, all right, Jenn,
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  Speaker 4: What do you wish you didn't know about your dad?
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  Speaker 6: So here's what I wished.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know about my dad.
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  Speaker 8: My parents always talk about their wedding day as this
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  Speaker 8: amazing day across the board, everything went perfect. There was
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  Speaker 8: so much love, family unity, all that, you know, great
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  Speaker 8: wedding stuff. And you know, recently my cousin just got
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  Speaker 8: married and after my uncle, you know, had a few
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  Speaker 8: beers and gin and tonics. He decided to open up
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  Speaker 8: a let's just say, a very interesting side to my father. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: So apparently during his bachelor party, he actually pulled a
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  Speaker 8: hangover situation and just disappeared from the party for like
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  Speaker 8: three days, and nobody knew where he was, nobody could
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  Speaker 8: contact him because remember this is before everyone had cell phones,
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  Speaker 8: and then he just reappeared like from the dust, as
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  Speaker 8: if nothing had ever happened, and they never spoke about it.
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  Speaker 8: And to this day they don't even know what happened
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  Speaker 8: to my dad for those seventy two hours.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy, all right. Three days is a long
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  Speaker 2: time I had to go missing, Yeah from a Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: right before the wedding, though he showed up ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: You probably she did twenty three and meters. You probably
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  Speaker 4: have a brother or sister out there.
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  Speaker 6: Oh I say that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like he ended up in another country
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  Speaker 2: and then found his way back a few days later.
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  Speaker 2: Did they have a tattoo on his face?
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  Speaker 9: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: No, he hadn't come home with a tattoo on a stafe.
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  Speaker 2: Thankfully, all right, Jenna, thanks for calling in, Thanks for listening,
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  Speaker 2: all right, thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Kimberly, are you ready?
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  Speaker 10: Yes?
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  Speaker 5: I am.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, So if you're just tuning in, we were talking
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  Speaker 1: to Kimberly. Then the thing is, what do you wishing
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  Speaker 1: to know about your dad? And she says that her
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  Speaker 1: dad has a tattoo on his junk of the word
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  Speaker 1: love that he put himself when he was in prison.
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  Speaker 4: He made it himself. So we got his number. What's
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  Speaker 4: your dad's name?
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  Speaker 11: John?
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  Speaker 2: John? All right?
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  Speaker 4: So who's gonna call him? Are you guys call him back?
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  Speaker 2: There?
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  Speaker 4: Are you calling him right now?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Here we go telephone number Nick six six? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: can't take your call.
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  Speaker 4: Now, bummer, Kimberley. What was he in prisoned for?
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  Speaker 3: When he was like eighteen years old? He was like
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  Speaker 3: drag racing and he was driving one of the cars
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  Speaker 3: going crazy fast and got into a wreck and some
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  Speaker 3: people died and it was bad.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Okay, we'll try this.
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  Speaker 12: Picked up.
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  Speaker 2: Again to call me in He might be busy shining
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  Speaker 2: up his tattoo number six six.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Kimberly, we'll try him some other time. But
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  Speaker 1: what a great story, and thanks for sharing it with us.
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  Speaker 3: Part of me is kind of happy he didn't pick that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you already started for life. Yeah, it's okay. That's
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  Speaker 1: a good story all on its own. Yeah, thank you
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  Speaker 1: for calling, Thanks for sharing that.
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  Speaker 4: I have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: Kimberly too.
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  Speaker 1: Faursday Sunday. Every year we always want to know what
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  Speaker 1: do you wish you did know about your dad? Jared
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  Speaker 1: has got a story?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Jared, Hey, good morning.
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  Speaker 4: What's the story? Morning Glory?
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  Speaker 11: My younger brother out of the clear blue goes, Oh
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  Speaker 11: my god, we're having such.
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  Speaker 2: A nice night together.
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  Speaker 11: I can't believe mom and dad stayed together after that
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  Speaker 11: Ashley Madison thing. And nobody made a noise like it
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  Speaker 11: was just complete silence, and I like pulled him aside later.
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  Speaker 11: Apparently he'd overheard something years ago about this Actuley Madison thing,
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  Speaker 11: just assumed that we all knew about it and just
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  Speaker 11: blew it over.
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  Speaker 2: But nobody knew.
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  Speaker 11: My parents didn't know that he knew, and so like
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  Speaker 11: my mom, just like the only noise I remember is
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  Speaker 11: like my mom's four hitting the hitting her plate. I
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  Speaker 11: thought that was looked like a ghost.
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  Speaker 1: Well, so it sounds like well dad was dipping around
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  Speaker 1: in Ashley Madison. Do you know if Dad hooked up
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  Speaker 1: or did Dad just did she just find Dad's account?
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  Speaker 11: I am trying to figure that out. My brother was
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  Speaker 11: going mumb after exposing that.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, so Ashley Madison, that's the thing on the website
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  Speaker 9: for like older guys, not older.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, just people looking to have a fairs for married
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  Speaker 2: people for.
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  Speaker 4: What we understand. I don't, we don't know much about that, but.
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  Speaker 9: On this website to try to cheat on your spouse
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  Speaker 9: with another married person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it got exposed and everybody's email addresses.
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  Speaker 4: And people's names.
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  Speaker 12: Documentary.
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  Speaker 4: It's all like five hundred thousand names.
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  Speaker 2: Is that site still around her? Are they still doing
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  Speaker 2: well or no? They probably went.
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  Speaker 12: Under No, no that one bye bye right, No, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think it's still there.
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  Speaker 12: No Madison dot com.
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  Speaker 4: Let me check my account.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, wait, it's a it's a social networking adult and
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  Speaker 9: it is active.
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  Speaker 12: We desire meets discretion. You can get it at the
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  Speaker 12: Apple store.
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  Speaker 2: Well, why don't you put in Jared's dad's name and
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  Speaker 2: see what.
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  Speaker 1: That's great? Manet, Thanks for calling in, dude. What do
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  Speaker 1: you wish you did know about your dad? That's a
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  Speaker 1: good one, Jared, I wish I did know my dad
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  Speaker 1: was on Ashley Madison and got caught.
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  Speaker 4: Thanks brother. Good morning, Renee.
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  Speaker 5: Oh guys. So I laughed so hard earlier when that
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  Speaker 5: lady told it about her dad having the tattoo on
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  Speaker 5: this junk, because when she said that, I immediately thought
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  Speaker 5: of this joke that I was told years and years
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  Speaker 5: ago about being in Jamaica and the tattoo. And immediately,
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  Speaker 5: John Jay, You're like, man says my name is John Jay,
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  Speaker 5: welcome to I'm like, holy crap, that's exactly the joke.
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  Speaker 4: I was, Liver, you know what's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I tossed and turned about that because I told Rich,
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  Speaker 1: I go, I should have said, my name is John Jay,
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  Speaker 1: welcome to Phoenix, have a nice day. And then Rich
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  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, but the joke is Jamaica, and I go,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I just felt it was more local.
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  Speaker 2: We're not on Jamaica, not yet. After that joke, though,
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  Speaker 2: you never know. And then Renee, let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 1: I went over. I went over this in my head
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I thought, that's implying that I have large junk.
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  Speaker 1: And it probably would have been funnier if I said
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  Speaker 1: my tattoo was.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't have enough space for that.
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  Speaker 1: It was more like I could only use punctuation like
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  Speaker 1: a period, right, yeah, or or or there's just an
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  Speaker 1: there's just an H and then when it gets excited,
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  Speaker 1: it just it says, Hi, that's it. H.
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  Speaker 4: I much funnier than Welcome to Phoenix.
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  Speaker 2: My name is John Jay.
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  Speaker 5: Have a nice day, Yeah, I said, I just I
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  Speaker 5: just laughed so hard and I started thinking about that joke.
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  Speaker 5: And then you just said, I'm like, dude, get out
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  Speaker 5: in my head.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in your head, Renee, I'm in your head.
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  Speaker 2: Are messed up?
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  Speaker 5: The Rich has been in my head a bunch of times,
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  Speaker 5: do you You guys we talked about something, I'll say something,
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  Speaker 5: Rich will say the exact same thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, see you are Russ and we are you, Renee,
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  Speaker 2: we are one.
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  Speaker 4: Well, thanks for calling in, Renee, thank you so much
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  Speaker 4: for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: What do you wish you didn't know about your dad?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Tatum, Hey, good morning. What do you wish
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know about your dad?
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  Speaker 6: It's a weird one. I accidentally found out my dad
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  Speaker 6: is into diaper play?
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  Speaker 2: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 13: Thank?
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  Speaker 11: Good question.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not gonna go too too much detail, but
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  Speaker 6: there are they are adults who like to dress up
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  Speaker 6: as babies for reasons and I was house sitting for
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  Speaker 6: my parents, and I went to just get on the
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  Speaker 6: computer because I was just going to check my own
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  Speaker 6: email and do some stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Wile I was over.
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  Speaker 6: There and my dad's email was up, and I saw
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  Speaker 6: an email confirmation for some purchases at like an adult
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  Speaker 6: baby website.
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  Speaker 9: So is your mom in on it? Because it's like,
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  Speaker 9: is she like carrying him around like a baby?
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  Speaker 6: And I need to know. I never asked about it.
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  Speaker 6: I've never brought it up to them. It's just it's
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  Speaker 6: something I.
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  Speaker 2: Know now weird here and you're like, what, what would
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  Speaker 2: even be worse? Is your dad explaining to why he's
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  Speaker 2: into it to you? I don't want to know.
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  Speaker 12: Sometimes when you kids got older, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Worse, Dad had to break down. Here's why I'm doing
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  Speaker 2: this speech.
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  Speaker 1: It's called they're called diaper lovers. I just googled it
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  Speaker 1: and when it popped up. There's actually videos that have
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  Speaker 1: not clicked on just yet, but it says, generally speaking,
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  Speaker 1: people who choose to wear diapers for recreational purposes as
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  Speaker 1: opposed to medical need classify themselves as diaper lovers, and
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  Speaker 1: widely in their motivation, interest and focus and attention is
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  Speaker 1: wearing diapers. Okay, they wear diapers to achieve or enhance
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  Speaker 1: sexual pleasure as part of a kink.
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  Speaker 2: Weird, like what if your dad's trying to, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: give you a speech about being more responsible?
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  Speaker 1: What it? Other people have the fetish, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: a sexual thing. It's as comfort, relaxation, nostalgia. It makes
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  Speaker 1: you feel like you're being loved or cared for.
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  Speaker 9: I feel like that's even worse for some reason, I
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  Speaker 9: feel like there's some trauma behind that.
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  Speaker 2: Honestly, honestly, for sure. Wow, you got to ask your
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  Speaker 2: dad what's his number?
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  Speaker 6: No, I already wish I hung up.
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  Speaker 2: A man is a man and a baby as well.
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  Speaker 13: It was like I didn't want to go in a
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  Speaker 13: full discussion.
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  Speaker 12: I want to share that. I don't want to know that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm watching a video. Well then they
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  Speaker 2: get like diaper ration and stuff too, like where they
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  Speaker 2: gonna have the cream?
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  Speaker 11: I go?
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  Speaker 6: Can I be gone?
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  Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Adam, Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, thanks for opening our eyes to this whole new world.
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  Speaker 2: I knew you were going questions pamper world.
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  Speaker 4: All right, thank you justin good morning, Thanks for holding man. Hey,
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  Speaker 4: good morning of course, what do you wish you didn't
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  Speaker 4: know about your dad?
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  Speaker 14: My dad has this burner phone that he uses for
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  Speaker 14: an alter ego that he has on Craigslist, and this
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  Speaker 14: alter ego sells pictures of his feet and he gives
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  Speaker 14: up fake tarot car readings.
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  Speaker 2: That's an odd combo.
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I really wish that I didn't know that,
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  Speaker 14: but unfortunately I do.
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  Speaker 2: Is he making buddy stelling pictures of his feet?
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  Speaker 14: I don't know how lucrative it is.
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  Speaker 2: He's losing money.
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  Speaker 1: Well, there's a guy, there's a guy in Glendale that
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  Speaker 1: had a huge article written about it in the newspaper.
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  Speaker 1: He's making five to eight thousand dollars a month stealing
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  Speaker 1: pictures of his feet, and that was like four or
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  Speaker 1: five years ago. He could be a multi billionaire right now.
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  Speaker 1: So maybe that's your dad. Possible.
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  Speaker 14: I mean, if that's the case, and maybe I can
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  Speaker 14: work out some kind of commission or something.
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  Speaker 2: And tarot card reading, is there a legit tarot card reading.
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  Speaker 14: That I'm not sure of. I don't even know how
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  Speaker 14: my dad knows about tarot reading in the first place.
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  Speaker 4: Does he do the reading with his feet?
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  Speaker 2: Which is over that's pretty good.
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  Speaker 4: All right, dude, Well that's a good one. What do
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  Speaker 4: you wish you to know about your dad?
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  Speaker 2: That's that's terrible. I guess well, thanks man, Thanks thanks
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  Speaker 2: for listening, Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 14: Oh of course I love you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for one.
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  Speaker 1: She's a text JJR and what do you wish you
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  Speaker 1: to know about your dad? To ninety six eight nine three.
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  Speaker 2: I'm freezing s sasday.
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  Speaker 9: Have a mediiclator, Sir, you say, lots.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Going on with Peyton's hair and what else? So all
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: the celebrity products you're buying?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, quite literally. So I bought the new Cardi b
• 14:34
  Speaker 9: hair launch. It's called Good Grow or Grow Good something like.
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  Speaker 2: That, something like that.
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  Speaker 9: I don't know, but I'm like really excited because it
• 14:43
  Speaker 9: came in the mail yesterday and I got like this
• 14:45
  Speaker 9: super moisturizing thing that's supposed to make my hair grow
• 14:48
  Speaker 9: super long, because that's my problem with my curly hair.
• 14:50
  Speaker 12: Shrinkage is real, Okay.
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  Speaker 9: When it's curly, it's like up to my shoulders. When
• 14:55
  Speaker 9: it's straight, it's like midwach is a shampoo, it's like
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  Speaker 9: a shampoo conditioner.
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  Speaker 2: So it's cardib Pu her name on a shampoo cartibe but.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, but it's hers.
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  Speaker 9: But she's like, like Cardi B's natural hair is so long,
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  Speaker 9: So I want my hair to be long and luscious
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  Speaker 9: and delicious like hers.
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  Speaker 2: And you just washed it or something.
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  Speaker 12: I did just wash it for the first time in
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  Speaker 12: over a month. Just love your hair.
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  Speaker 4: Is that normal?
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  Speaker 12: When my hair is straight?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't really wash it because then if I
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  Speaker 9: get water on it, it goes back to curly.
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  Speaker 2: Because I feel like my wife washes her hair all
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  Speaker 2: the time.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, but we have different kind of curls because yeah,
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  Speaker 9: I have a different yeah, just different kind of curl pattern.
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  Speaker 12: But then I also I'm on this like.
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  Speaker 9: Celebrity product kicked because I bought the Road collaboration with
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  Speaker 9: Justin Bieber.
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  Speaker 4: Is that the like pimple patches?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? Oh, that just came out.
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  Speaker 12: I know it has.
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  Speaker 9: Like, so I got the pimple patches, and then I
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  Speaker 9: got like these hydroclonic eye masks that owner and then
• 15:47
  Speaker 9: a road lip glossy.
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  Speaker 12: I haven't gotten those yet. They were shipped this morning.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to try to get a pimples so
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: you can use the pimple patching I've been breaking out lately.
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  Speaker 12: Actually, I love looking forward to something like something's coming.
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  Speaker 2: To my wife has gone for two weeks and no
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: packages came. I WoT a celebrity thing that is totally
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  Speaker 2: different than it what it looks like in the ad.
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  Speaker 2: And now that I'm talking about it, you're to say
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  Speaker 2: it on your Instagram because that's where I get it.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: It's David Beckham and he's got this drink, this powder
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  Speaker 2: that's supposed to like reinvigorate your cells and help your brain.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's called ID eight. It's in a little
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  Speaker 2: red box. The packaging is awesome, and you show him
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  Speaker 2: like pouring it in a cup and it's like this
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: creamy red deliciousness and it's supposed to like wake up
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: your mitochondrial cells. Yeah. I've been doing it for a
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: while and it tastes terrible. It really. Yeah, it's like
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: a chalky red like it's almost like if somebody took
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: all the joy of lemonade and just robbed your lemonade
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: of all the joy. Yeah. So I don't know if
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: it's working or not, because I feel the same.
• 16:51
  Speaker 9: I want to try the Kylie Jenner, the K two
• 16:53
  Speaker 9: O powder, and it has like it's like a hydration powder,
• 16:57
  Speaker 9: but it has beauty boosting ingredients, so it like works
• 16:59
  Speaker 9: from the end set out.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm doing the I'm doing the Chloe Kardashi and
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: popcorn for that.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: I love that stuff. Yet no I'm not.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like, even though they're chips, it's not it's
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: not healthy For some reason, I feel popcorn is healthy,
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: all right, So I do.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: I do her popcorn.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I do hers Cheddar popcorn and the lesser evil popcorn.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: But because she's a celebrity, that's what I get. And
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I think her popcorn tastes great. I haven't met one
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: other person that likes it because they say it's too
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: chalky or whatever, but I think it's great. But speaking
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: of hair, I forgot to tell you guys this. So
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I started that g LP three right retitwo tide rattatwo
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: e thing like a month ago.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: So far no results.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: But when they were sent to me, and I've never
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: heard of this before, they sent me shampoo with peptide
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: in the shampoo.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: You ever heard of that? Yeah?
• 17:49
  Speaker 9: I just got a shampoo and conditioner with peptides, yes,
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: and collagen.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I think, yeah, that's the pep that What where'd you get?
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: How'd you get it?
• 17:56
  Speaker 12: I don't know. My mom got it for me.
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: I'm afraid to open it.
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: Mine is I'm like a really pretty pink and blue container.
• 18:03
  Speaker 12: I wonder if it's the same brand.
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: I know, what's your brand?
• 18:05
  Speaker 12: You don't know?
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, I can tell you about you know. Everyone's asking
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: me where I got. I don't want to say yet.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: But anyway, so I actually what I got my peptide. Oh,
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: the REDDA because it's not legal. Yeah, maybe keep that
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: to yourself, which is everything you're looking for if they
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: like it's the FDA. Eh, but because you got to
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: go such.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Right, I think when the FDA proved something, I feel
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: like it's not as important. It's not as because they
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: make it. They're controlled by big pharma.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Here's John Jay's perfect formula. If he has to
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: meet you somewhere in an underground parking garage and you
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: just throw it out of your trunk to him, that's right,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: and you can't even pay cash, that's right, then he'll
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: do it. So you haven't tried the shampoo yet, No.
• 18:45
  Speaker 9: This is what I use for my shamp So maybe
• 18:46
  Speaker 9: I'm wondering if my curls are popping because of the peptide.
• 18:49
  Speaker 12: College and shampoo and conditioner.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it is, the.
• 18:52
  Speaker 12: First time I've used it is this hair wash.
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: So I got this.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I haven't tried the shampoo yet because I'm I feel
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: like I have to finish the current bottle of shampoo
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: that I have before I open a new bottle shampoo.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: And now that I have this special brush my wife
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: got me from France, I'm going into like massage the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: peptides into my scalp.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: And you know my special brush. That is a special brush.
• 19:13
  Speaker 12: You're so extra.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I didn't ask.
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: For this brush. She just bought me this brush.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: My wife, Stacey said that your beauty routine is a
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: lot more intense than all of the bottles she works with.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: I got my skin better yesterday. I freaking love skin better.
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: So now I've been doing skincare on my face for
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: a year now, right because, like I said in my video,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: if I push your stay my face, it's my money making.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: My money cost her.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: This Father's Day Sunday, you guys, Yeah, so we thought
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: it'd be fun. Is kind of sprinkling some Father's Day stuff.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: So we want to know about what's the most dad
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: thing your dad's ever done to embarrass you? Eight seven
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: seven nine four.
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: Seven, Oh my gosh, I think are the most embarrassing
• 20:05
  Speaker 9: dads of all dads. Like my dad is the type
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: to like put on a crop top and put on
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: a wig and then act like he's Beyonce around Walmart.
• 20:12
  Speaker 9: Like seriously, I think. I think the one that takes
• 20:15
  Speaker 9: the cake, no like for me as an adult was
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: when my dad decided to FaceTime John J naked and
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: in the camps.
• 20:26
  Speaker 12: It does that like he does like im.
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: He does like fireman photo shoots where he'll take the
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: fire hose or not the fire hose, but like the
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: hose from outside, and he'll have his shirt off and
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: he'll put on little tidy whities and he'll pose like
• 20:40
  Speaker 9: a fireman.
• 20:41
  Speaker 12: I'm like, what is wrong with your bro?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Like I can't that's hold the top.
• 20:47
  Speaker 12: I know that my dad embarrass me before, but not
• 20:49
  Speaker 12: like that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Not like that, I mean, but I'm used to it.
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: My dad used to do this thing when we'd be
• 20:53
  Speaker 9: walking around the stores and me and my mom would
• 20:55
  Speaker 9: be following behind him, and he would just start screaming
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: to be like stop stop, and we would turn around
• 21:01
  Speaker 9: and be like, what do you like stop pinching my
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: butt in front of Walmart, in front of everyone.
• 21:05
  Speaker 12: How embarrassing.
• 21:06
  Speaker 15: Like it's just like embarrassing on purpose. Like my dad
• 21:10
  Speaker 15: used to tell this story at every gathering we were at,
• 21:13
  Speaker 15: like if he had friends over, if he if we
• 21:16
  Speaker 15: went somewhere and there were people there, he would literally
• 21:18
  Speaker 15: tell this story to everyone about how when I was
• 21:22
  Speaker 15: like four or five years old and I was pooping
• 21:24
  Speaker 15: on the potty for the like one of the first times,
• 21:27
  Speaker 15: and he's like, and I just looked. I went in
• 21:29
  Speaker 15: there to check up on her, and she looked up
• 21:30
  Speaker 15: at me and said it's a big one day.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: And everyone would laugh, and I was.
• 21:35
  Speaker 15: Like, da, at one point, can you stop telling people
• 21:39
  Speaker 15: about my number two?
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: And now she just poops a little rabbit hoops you
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: peaked it too?
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's true. What's the dads thing your dad
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: has ever done?
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Kelly, good morning, Good morning.
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: What did your dad do that was so dad like
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: it embarrassed you.
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: So I was fifteen years old. I had a boyfriend
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: and he had just gotten his driver's license, and you know,
• 22:08
  Speaker 10: we want to go out on a date or whatever.
• 22:10
  Speaker 10: My dad goes, yeah, I'm going to need him to
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: drive us around so they could like scope out his
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: driving skills. So we had to drive me, my god,
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: my mom, and my boyfriend driving around the neighborhood making
• 22:25
  Speaker 10: sure he's a good driver. And then they finally were like, okay, yeah,
• 22:29
  Speaker 10: you can go out.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: With him in the car.
• 22:32
  Speaker 15: It's embarrassing for you. But like on the flip side now,
• 22:36
  Speaker 15: being a pair of myself, I'm like, I could see
• 22:37
  Speaker 15: myself too.
• 22:40
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah exactly.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, that's great, Kelly, thank you for calling.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: That's a good dad right there.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Eight seven seven nine seven one four seven.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I called my wife and I said to the kids there,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: do they have anything to say? And uh, they were embarrassing,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: and she goes, hold on me, ask and I just
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: hung up, And now my phone's I don't I don't
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: want to take it out.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Claudia, good morning.
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: Good morning guys. We love the show. Longtime listener, first
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: time called. Okay, so you welcome. I come from a
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: Mexican American family. I'm the only daughter for my father.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: Right we have a huge party for my nineteenth birthday.
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: I'm talking with fifty people, like both sides of the fam.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Everyone's there. We always do traditional shots with Picky laugh
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: for our birthday sounds like my I was eighteenth, but
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: everyone always says this. So he goes around with his
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: train and Picky lat and he's passing out shot classes
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: and he's it's so for the boy that I brought over.
• 23:41
  Speaker 7: I brought over my first boyfriend. It was so excited.
• 23:44
  Speaker 7: So not only was the only little white boy in
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: the room, my dad like was like, no, not for you,
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: And so he continued to pass out shot. He got
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: to me and I was like, no, dad, if he's
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: not having a shot, I'm not gonna have a shot.
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: So I completely shut him down. Everyone was like, oh, Ramone.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: You know, it was kind.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: Of funny to see him just have to swallow it.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: So did you end up with the white boy? Did
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: you stay with him?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: I did my best friend. We got married, had a
• 24:15
  Speaker 7: beautiful plan, and then later on decided it wasn't for us.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: But he's still.
• 24:21
  Speaker 14: Parent.
• 24:22
  Speaker 16: Yeah that's good.
• 24:22
  Speaker 12: Did he ever get to sea tequila from your dad?
• 24:25
  Speaker 10: Though?
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah he did, It wasn't gonna make him.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: Now we're excited to do with my son in a
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: couple of years, so it'd be fun.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: That's cool. Oh that's good.
• 24:37
  Speaker 14: I love that.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Claudia, have a great day. Thank you for listening.
• 24:40
  Speaker 7: Thank you guys.
• 24:41
  Speaker 9: It's like all of these things are so triggering for
• 24:43
  Speaker 9: my dad because, like I remember, this guy asked me
• 24:45
  Speaker 9: to prom and my dad tweeted him and told him no.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: For me, that's amazing.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: If you have any other ones, she was a call
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: eight seven seven nine four seven or DM John J Vaness, it's.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Jah Ji and Rich.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Wake up with that, Rich Peyton, you discovered something another
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: level of this stuff.
• 25:08
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it completely caught me off guard. I got a
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: DM and it was a video of me, but I
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: was speaking in Spanish and it was like I was
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: so confused, and I didn't really think much of it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 12: I was like, Okay, weird.
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: And then I'm scrolling on Instagram and I come across
• 25:26
  Speaker 9: the John Jay and Rich post of our try It
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: Tuesday and it's Kyle trying on her heated jacket she
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: was telling us about but she's talking in Portuguese.
• 25:34
  Speaker 16: What Scott I should got so complete? Maloka my Zuzi
• 25:37
  Speaker 16: sparks des Genovio sently passed on was pretty chief with Sanchi.
• 25:44
  Speaker 12: That insane.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: For the record, I don't know how to speak.
• 25:47
  Speaker 13: Fore itunds like I'm fluent right there, and so I
• 25:53
  Speaker 13: guess I started investigating and on Instagram they have a
• 25:57
  Speaker 13: thing that says see translation in the bottom left the video.
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: But I'm wondering if it's only people that have the
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: Meta AI app on their phone or you have like
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: the meta glasses. This has never shown up on my
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: stuff until I got that, so I started messing around
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: with it. So for reference, that was Kyle talking in Portuguese.
• 26:16
  Speaker 9: This is the video of her talking in English.
• 26:19
  Speaker 16: Scott thinks, I'm absolutely insane, but kids sports start up again,
• 26:23
  Speaker 16: and I always freeze my head off at the games
• 26:25
  Speaker 16: because like the.
• 26:26
  Speaker 17: Right night and it's January, sounds like you know English
• 26:30
  Speaker 17: right the record, I don't speaking that's that's original video
• 26:37
  Speaker 17: for the record.
• 26:37
  Speaker 9: But then you can click on her speaking in Hindi.
• 26:40
  Speaker 16: Scott Cook on shot, make you give your rock Sajanuary coming.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Here, okay?
• 26:51
  Speaker 12: And then in Spanish.
• 26:53
  Speaker 16: Scott Creek and if you're focused on the Nachie years, and.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, hold on, I speak Spanish. That is flawless,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: is it seriously?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Like I thought the Hindu and Portuguese sounded too sped up.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But if it's the same as the Spanish that was
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: perfect Spanish.
• 27:14
  Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, thank you so truf wow, it is
• 27:17
  Speaker 12: so triffy weird.
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: So then I started to investigate on the video that
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: I got sent. So this is me saying the video
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: in English, I'm going to tell you my ends for
• 27:25
  Speaker 9: twenty twenty six while I sound hair with the pattern.
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: Crock and then in HINDI six kip.
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: Pattern cled products but that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Sounds pretty natural.
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: And then in Spanish, let's boy, yes, those meanings you
• 27:44
  Speaker 9: saved me and the pattern.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: Let me say the only problem with your audios you're
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: not miked up.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: You don't see it. It's a bad It's an echo.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: The echo works in all languages, the bad audios in
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: all English.
• 27:58
  Speaker 12: For some weird reason.
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: On all of the videos where I go to translate,
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: like a video of me talking, I don't speak in Portuguese,
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: so that must just be you, Kyle, it doesn't translate
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: me to Portuguese.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: The algorithm thinks Brazil and Portugal don't care about contact
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: you do, because that's the point, right, you're in another country.
• 28:17
  Speaker 4: You want to hear what she says. Translation.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I was just I was wild.
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: And even more trippy when you watch the video, our
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: mouths look like we're speaking the other language.
• 28:27
  Speaker 12: Why it is bizarre. That is so wild.
• 28:33
  Speaker 16: And really cool, Like at the same time, like that
• 28:35
  Speaker 16: opens up communication between like language barrier books.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: That's really cool.
• 28:40
  Speaker 9: Because I believe that, like the Meta AI and the
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: AI glasses translate in real time. So if somebody, if
• 28:46
  Speaker 9: we're in Mexico and they're speaking fluent Spanish and I
• 28:48
  Speaker 9: don't know what they're saying in my metaglasses, in my
• 28:51
  Speaker 9: in my ears, it's being translated flawsleady.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: How do you how do you do that?
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I have the I have the meta app, and and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: I'm on Kyle's thing on John Jay and Rich and
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I don't see the button to hit.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Just because your phone and your technology doesn't work like
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: it does.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: Look at all the genes behind you. Are those your genes?
• 29:06
  Speaker 12: Those are my genes?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: You got a lot of genes. Genes.
• 29:10
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's like the bottom.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Unless mine is not an English Hey, does it change
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: the tax on the screen to a different lanuage too?
• 29:19
  Speaker 12: No, it doesn't, but that would be impressive. I know
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: that's the next step.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Ye, that's wild. I know.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: I saw this thing about where we think our phones
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: are going in the future or something like that, and
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: one of it was was real.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Translation as it's happening or something like that. Real, real time. Yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: that's one of the things they hope for.