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- 0:00Speaker 1: Kabooms.
- 0:02Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
- 0:05Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
- 0:09Speaker 2: of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
- 0:12Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
- 0:15Speaker 2: rich pill poppers.
- 0:16Speaker 1: In the penthouse.
- 0:18Speaker 2: Wow to clearing House of hot takes, break free for
- 0:21Speaker 2: something Special. The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now.
- 0:28Speaker 1: In the air everywhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben
- 0:34Speaker 1: Maher and Danny G Radio. He joins us here on
- 0:37Speaker 1: this Sunday, the sixteenth day of February, Fresh Pod every Day.
- 0:44Speaker 1: Are some people, Danny G accuse us of recording these
- 0:48Speaker 1: podcasts on Thursday or Friday and not actually doing them
- 0:54Speaker 1: every single day, which, as you know, is bullshoy.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Danny, You've done some podcast like two weeks in advance.
- 1:02Speaker 1: That's a lie in fact, to prove, to verify to
- 1:06Speaker 1: that schmuck Terry in England, that dope okay, that this
- 1:10Speaker 1: is a legitimate podcast and not something that was done
- 1:15Speaker 1: days ago. We are here early at an ungodly hour
- 1:19Speaker 1: on Sunday here to do this podcast. And I wanted
- 1:21Speaker 1: to point out that while I did not watch it
- 1:24Speaker 1: live last night because I actually have a life. I
- 1:27Speaker 1: did see the clips of the Shenanigans at the All
- 1:30Speaker 1: Star Game in San Francisco on All Star Saturday Night,
- 1:35Speaker 1: when to my knowledge, this is the first known cheating
- 1:40Speaker 1: scandal at the All Star Saturday Night fast. I mean,
- 1:43Speaker 1: I did famously have the story of the dunk contest
- 1:46Speaker 1: that was already given out before it was over to
- 1:49Speaker 1: Blake Griffin of the People's Team years ago.
- 1:52Speaker 4: But this is next level.
- 1:54Speaker 1: A former Clipper, part of the Lob City vintage of
- 1:57Speaker 1: the Clippers, Chris Paul and Victim when by Yama, these
- 2:02Speaker 1: two dopes ended up getting disqualified for cheating at the
- 2:07Speaker 1: skills coop. But like I get, like, what are you doing, Danny.
- 2:13Speaker 4: I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
- 2:14Speaker 1: They were trying to save time in the skills challenge,
- 2:18Speaker 1: and so instead of actually attempting to shoot the ball,
- 2:22Speaker 1: they just tossed.
- 2:23Speaker 4: It blindly to the rim.
- 2:26Speaker 1: And it's like this weird fugacy thing where you had
- 2:28Speaker 1: to shoot three pointers from the wing, you had to
- 2:31Speaker 1: shoot a jumper from the elbow, and there's like a
- 2:34Speaker 1: there was like a spinning windmill thing, like a miniature
- 2:37Speaker 1: golf course, and they just they didn't bother with that
- 2:42Speaker 1: because they just trying to get through the thing.
- 2:43Speaker 4: I guess to save time. But I mean it's the
- 2:46Speaker 4: hood spot.
- 2:47Speaker 1: That's the word I will use, Danny, that these guys stop, well,
- 2:50Speaker 1: let me just lf around and nobody cares.
- 2:52Speaker 4: I just want to win this thing. I'm like God
- 2:54Speaker 4: at his next level. And the integrity I know.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Yeah, All Star Weekend for the NBA had hundreds of
- 3:02Speaker 3: millions of viewers.
- 3:03Speaker 4: I'm sure. Yeah, no, this is one of those things. Man.
- 3:07Speaker 1: I don't know about you, Danny, but I used to
- 3:10Speaker 1: on Saturday. I love the pomp and circumstance of the
- 3:15Speaker 1: three point contest and really what sold me originally was
- 3:18Speaker 1: the dunk contest, and I really I was all about it.
- 3:21Speaker 1: These are great events, This is wonderful and how great
- 3:25Speaker 1: is it?
- 3:25Speaker 4: Though?
- 3:25Speaker 1: The NBA and I talked about this on yesterday's podcast.
- 3:29Speaker 1: They they had meetings with the players to try to
- 3:33Speaker 1: convince them to actually take it seriously, to take their
- 3:36Speaker 1: job seriously, because they futs around so much at the
- 3:40Speaker 1: All Star break that like it's kind of important for
- 3:43Speaker 1: the business to have the All Star Weekend and they
- 3:46Speaker 1: get a cheating scandal in the main event. Well not,
- 3:51Speaker 1: it was not even the main event to me. The
- 3:52Speaker 1: three point contest, which I guess Tyler Hero won. I
- 3:55Speaker 1: saw some clips of that. He won.
- 3:58Speaker 4: People were hoping that Damian Lillard would win, and he
- 4:00Speaker 4: did not.
- 4:01Speaker 1: I did not get the three pete so much like
- 4:05Speaker 1: Kansas City, he came up blamed. But the dunk contest,
- 4:09Speaker 1: I got nothing against Mac McClung.
- 4:11Speaker 4: But that's embarrassing.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, racist, I come on, And plus they're
- 4:18Speaker 1: saying it. People were sending me. I got two people.
- 4:21Speaker 1: I say people too, that's more than one person's people.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Two people sent me the link to the dunk and
- 4:26Speaker 1: he jumped over a car, and They're like, it's an
- 4:29Speaker 1: historic dunk, And I'm like, didn't Blake Griffin do the
- 4:31Speaker 1: same thing in a Kia commercial back in the day.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Yeah, Blake Griffin cheated. That was the first All Star
- 4:37Speaker 3: weekend scandal back in the day. Well, that was not
- 4:41Speaker 3: a legitimate leap over a car when Griffin did it.
- 4:44Speaker 3: It took a different white guy in McClung to do
- 4:47Speaker 3: it the right way.
- 4:48Speaker 1: He didn't did the same thing. What are you talking about?
- 4:51Speaker 2: Oh?
- 4:51Speaker 3: Not the same dunk. Go back and look at Blake
- 4:54Speaker 3: Griffin's dunk. It was over the front of the hood,
- 4:57Speaker 3: not over the car. I say, basic bull crap.
- 5:03Speaker 1: The problem is this, you had You're the NBA All
- 5:06Speaker 1: Star Game. You had a G League player G League.
- 5:10Speaker 1: The raining MVP of the G League won your dun coin.
- 5:13Speaker 3: Well, the best twenty twenty four player drafted is Brownie James,
- 5:18Speaker 3: and you know he's a G League guy, so come on.
- 5:21Speaker 1: Yeah, three consecutive slam dunk contest wins for Mac McClung
- 5:26Speaker 1: and he can't get like.
- 5:28Speaker 4: Actual NBA minutes there.
- 5:31Speaker 1: I mean, god, oh man, oh I did see he
- 5:35Speaker 1: donated the car he used to to a home in
- 5:40Speaker 1: Virginia's I don't know whatever.
- 5:42Speaker 3: One big takeaway, Kia has come a long way when
- 5:45Speaker 3: Blake Griffin did it, that car was ugly and Carl
- 5:49Speaker 3: McClung jumped over legitimately looked a lot nicer, sweeter riot.
- 5:53Speaker 4: You're looking to go buy a car something you were. Yeah,
- 5:57Speaker 4: I still think k is kind of cheap. They look better.
- 6:01Speaker 4: They're one of those brands where they've improved.
- 6:03Speaker 1: Yeah, is there anything that is cheap in automobiles at
- 6:08Speaker 1: this point?
- 6:09Speaker 3: I know nothing except maybe those seeing those little tiny cars.
- 6:13Speaker 3: There's one parked outside Costco. They were advertising it. It
- 6:17Speaker 3: looks like a Santa Anna wind could push it over.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Yeah, looks like if you get into a fender bender,
- 6:24Speaker 1: you're dead, is what it looks like. I've seen those cars.
- 6:26Speaker 1: It's that's it game over all. Right, Well, we have
- 6:30Speaker 1: a mail to get to. I I you know, I
- 6:31Speaker 1: did want to mention Valentine's weekend. I ranted, I guys
- 6:35Speaker 1: were busting my balls.
- 6:36Speaker 4: Dan.
- 6:36Speaker 1: I made a heart shaped pizza. We had pizza night
- 6:39Speaker 1: on Friday. I talked about that. I saw the pictures.
- 6:43Speaker 4: Yeah, did I lose my man card? Danny? Is that it?
- 6:45Speaker 4: Is it done? I now officially a wood. No. You
- 6:49Speaker 4: always say rare and appropriate.
- 6:51Speaker 3: And this is one of those weekends where you got
- 6:53Speaker 3: to let romance lead the way.
- 6:55Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's not like I went out and bought
- 6:57Speaker 1: ten million bouquets of flowers. And I mean, I just
- 7:01Speaker 1: I was making a pizza and I said, you know,
- 7:03Speaker 1: the great thing when you were in the kitchen, the
- 7:04Speaker 1: culinary arts, which are I've become a fan of in
- 7:08Speaker 1: recent years, and you can do whatever you want. You're
- 7:10Speaker 1: the one making the pie, so we like, Hey, I
- 7:13Speaker 1: thought it'd be a nice little touch. My wife's come
- 7:15Speaker 1: under the weather this weekend, so cheer up a little bit,
- 7:18Speaker 1: and I think we'll probably end up really celebrating Valentine's
- 7:22Speaker 1: weekend more next weekend. Now, I mean, obviously this weekend's over.
- 7:26Speaker 1: Now it's Sunday, so I don't think I got back
- 7:28Speaker 1: to work tonight, exactly it. For years you've admitted that
- 7:31Speaker 1: you wait to get the half off, Candy. Well, listen,
- 7:35Speaker 1: there are advantages to being someone that is selective and
- 7:41Speaker 1: waits for the property. But this was not my idea, Danny.
- 7:43Speaker 1: This was my wife's Like, well, I'm not feeling great
- 7:45Speaker 1: this weekend. You know, I always want to I want to.
- 7:48Speaker 4: Be in a good frame of mind, and all, you
- 7:50Speaker 4: know how people are.
- 7:51Speaker 1: I'm generally just kind of drudge on, and I'm like,
- 7:55Speaker 1: I don't like complain.
- 7:57Speaker 4: Like I've had this phlem situation.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Tom Looney got me sick, that schmuck on the TV show,
- 8:05Speaker 1: the only one I've been around who's sick the last
- 8:07Speaker 1: like two months and that, and it's I'm not contagious.
- 8:12Speaker 1: So I sit in that studio near him, and of
- 8:15Speaker 1: course he gets me sick. So but I've been fighting
- 8:18Speaker 1: this thing, I mean, sucking on garlic and doing that.
- 8:21Speaker 1: But I might just whatever, just do the show and
- 8:24Speaker 1: that's it. But your weekend, Danny, and you were very busy.
- 8:28Speaker 1: I know that it's some odd odd scheduling this weekend, but
- 8:33Speaker 1: you productive Valentine's Day.
- 8:34Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I think I've seen the inside of enough
- 8:37Speaker 3: airplanes to last a couple of months. Where would you
- 8:41Speaker 3: take your girm log Valentine's weekend? It took her to
- 8:45Speaker 3: San Jose, California.
- 8:47Speaker 1: Wow. Man, you know your way to San Jose. You
- 8:52Speaker 1: know your way to San Jose. But you think of romance,
- 8:55Speaker 1: you think of love, you think of San Jose.
- 8:57Speaker 4: You think you really do.
- 8:58Speaker 3: And in fact, I'm sitting in the lobby right now
- 9:00Speaker 3: of this nice hotel in sunny Vale, California. It was
- 9:05Speaker 3: sunny yesterday. We had a little family get together on
- 9:07Speaker 3: my mom's side, and so I got to see my
- 9:10Speaker 3: mom and a couple of aunts and uncles and cousins
- 9:13Speaker 3: and their little baby's kids running around the park and
- 9:16Speaker 3: CoA was running laps. He knocked out like a sack
- 9:21Speaker 3: of bricks. He was so tired from running around at
- 9:24Speaker 3: the park. All afternoon and then we ate. You would
- 9:27Speaker 3: love this. We ate out of Chicago pizzeria.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Oh well, you think Chicago pizza, You think sunny Vale, California.
- 9:34Speaker 1: In fact, a lot of people don't know this, dandy,
- 9:36Speaker 1: but the Chicago style pizza actually came from a guy
- 9:38Speaker 1: from sunny Vale. Wrong.
- 9:41Speaker 3: You know what we do when the family gets together, though,
- 9:44Speaker 3: we do like a whiffle ball game. And my brother
- 9:47Speaker 3: he's into my older brother, he's into this. I think
- 9:49Speaker 3: I told the story the last time we did a
- 9:51Speaker 3: family barbecue. He was arguing balls and strikes. He was
- 9:57Speaker 3: bitching and complaining about foul balls because he put a
- 10:00Speaker 3: jacket on both sides for the foul lines. And today
- 10:05Speaker 3: he took it next level. Imagine me pitching the whiffle ball.
- 10:09Speaker 3: I was throwing a mean curveball with it. He was
- 10:12Speaker 3: on his second strike. I threw the third one bend
- 10:15Speaker 3: right down the pike. He hits it back to the pitcher,
- 10:18Speaker 3: which is me. I corral this whiffleball, toss it to
- 10:22Speaker 3: first base. He is sprinting the first base like his
- 10:25Speaker 3: life depends on it, because he is way too competitive,
- 10:29Speaker 3: even with a stupid family wiffleball game. Where he should
- 10:31Speaker 3: really be going half speed. This dude, it was like
- 10:35Speaker 3: he was trying out for the LA Dodgers. So he
- 10:38Speaker 3: sprints the first base, steps on the bag really hard
- 10:42Speaker 3: and bites it rans on his shoulder. Stayed down and
- 10:46Speaker 3: at first I thought he was being dramatic. Turns out
- 10:51Speaker 3: after a trip to the er broken clavicle.
- 10:54Speaker 1: What in a family whiffle ball game?
- 11:00Speaker 3: Yes, sir, they had to help him up. Well, he
- 11:04Speaker 3: was in pain. It looked like he wanted to cry.
- 11:06Speaker 3: Is he younger or older than us?
- 11:09Speaker 4: He is, He's about four years older than us.
- 11:13Speaker 1: Oh man, Ah, dude, is this what we have to
- 11:16Speaker 1: look forward to in the next few years? He follows
- 11:19Speaker 1: the Medello marketing campaign. He's got that fighting.
- 11:22Speaker 4: Spirit, which is this.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Is not good at a freaking WI football game.
- 11:26Speaker 4: What are you doing?
- 11:26Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a painful history. I've talked to
- 11:30Speaker 1: some athletes that have had that over the years. That's
- 11:33Speaker 1: a mother blankety blankety blankety blankety situation. Wow.
- 11:38Speaker 3: My sister in law sent a picture of the X
- 11:41Speaker 3: ray says it is a broken clavicle. He's going to
- 11:45Speaker 3: be sent to an orthopedic surgeon. We won't know more
- 11:49Speaker 3: until he sees them and everybody's commenting on him being
- 11:53Speaker 3: a weekend Warrior, and they say, Ty goes to the
- 11:56Speaker 3: runner Ben because man, I got that ball over the
- 11:59Speaker 3: first base quick and right as his foot hit the
- 12:02Speaker 3: bag way too hard.
- 12:04Speaker 4: It was bam bam. We needed review.
- 12:07Speaker 3: And the way he was running, the way he's so
- 12:09Speaker 3: competitive in a dumb wiffleball game, you would have thought
- 12:11Speaker 3: he was in a major league game that had review.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Wow, that is next level.
- 12:17Speaker 4: I'm in.
- 12:18Speaker 1: And does that end now the Danny g family tradition
- 12:22Speaker 1: of the whiffleball game. With that, you believe that will
- 12:25Speaker 1: be the final whiffleball game.
- 12:27Speaker 3: I don't think so, because his left arm is what's
- 12:29Speaker 3: in a sling right now.
- 12:30Speaker 4: He sent a picture.
- 12:32Speaker 3: He said that he told his wife he could still
- 12:34Speaker 3: pitch with his right arm tomorrow.
- 12:38Speaker 1: Okay, so at least he still wants to go back
- 12:40Speaker 1: in that. He's not like an NBA player, which would
- 12:43Speaker 1: be that's it.
- 12:44Speaker 4: I'm done, I'm out, exactly.
- 12:46Speaker 3: No, this game is going to continue as soon as
- 12:48Speaker 3: the side of the family gets together again.
- 12:51Speaker 4: Wow, you have.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Got to be kidding me on that note. We must
- 12:56Speaker 1: bring in that's that's wild now, let's bring in Ohio
- 13:00Speaker 1: and it'll be even more wild. It's all right, thank you, Ohio.
- 13:18Speaker 1: All these are actual questions by actual listeners. And if
- 13:21Speaker 1: you're a fan of this podcast and you've never ever
- 13:24Speaker 1: sent content in, I get it. I look at the numbers,
- 13:27Speaker 1: and based on how many people are listening to the
- 13:29Speaker 1: podcast and whatnot, we thank you, and we know that
- 13:34Speaker 1: most of you listen and do not much like Radio Davy.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Most people listen, they don't actually interact with the show.
- 13:40Speaker 1: That's generally how that goes. And so the same thing
- 13:42Speaker 1: here in the podcast world, Mike. But if you want
- 13:46Speaker 1: to email in a question, you can do it right
- 13:47Speaker 1: now for next week or maybe like you wake up
- 13:50Speaker 1: with a bug up you're a keyster on Wednesday and
- 13:53Speaker 1: you want to send a question in or Tuesday, whatever,
- 13:55Speaker 1: it doesn't matter when you send it, and just getting
- 13:57Speaker 1: in by the weekend generally. So I kind of compile
- 14:00Speaker 1: these things. I know we're doing this early here on Sunday,
- 14:03Speaker 1: but I usually on Thursday or Friday. Put everything together, now, Mike,
- 14:07Speaker 1: and Fullerton writes in and he says, Ben and Danny
- 14:10Speaker 1: g now that season two of Benny Versus the Penny
- 14:14Speaker 1: is in the books. It's still time to see it, though.
- 14:17Speaker 1: Mike gets on Peacock. It'll be on there probably for
- 14:20Speaker 1: the next couple of days, and then that's it, he says,
- 14:23Speaker 1: I gotta know what your favorite episode the season is.
- 14:25Speaker 4: For me, it has to be Week seven's.
- 14:29Speaker 1: It maye me laugh, it made me cry, it made
- 14:31Speaker 1: me think, it made me feel things I've never felt before.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Truly a master piece. Now, Mike, I think you're bullshitting me.
- 14:36Speaker 1: I don't think there's nothing I remember about Week seven
- 14:40Speaker 1: that was particularly all that good. Anyways, thanks for another
- 14:44Speaker 1: wonderful season. County down the days until season three. My
- 14:47Speaker 1: favorite episode was actually an episode we had no games.
- 14:52Speaker 1: My favorite episode was the week before the Super Bowl
- 14:55Speaker 1: when there was that dead week and we went in
- 14:57Speaker 1: there and just hamming it out, and they played some
- 14:59Speaker 1: bluep tapes that I laughed at. The Danny DeVito one
- 15:03Speaker 1: I thought was pretty cool, and uh, some of the
- 15:06Speaker 1: other blooper stuff, like I liked that. I mean, I
- 15:09Speaker 1: was getting my ass kicked by the freaking Penny. During
- 15:12Speaker 1: the course of the regular season, I did win the preseason,
- 15:14Speaker 1: so I won that. I won the postseason head ahead,
- 15:18Speaker 1: but the regular season just everything I was doing. It
- 15:21Speaker 1: didn't It didn't work out my way, But you know,
- 15:23Speaker 1: generally speaking, I thought, to answer your question, I thought
- 15:27Speaker 1: the week before the super Bowl was was a lot
- 15:31Speaker 1: of fun. Even this past episode, the final, the season finale,
- 15:35Speaker 1: I thought we had we had, yeah, a good.
- 15:37Speaker 4: Time with I think your guys Zoom episode was the best. Yeah.
- 15:41Speaker 1: We had to do it from home because the freaking fires. Yeah,
- 15:45Speaker 1: the damn TV show from my house.
- 15:46Speaker 3: Wait till NBC finds out they don't even need a
- 15:48Speaker 3: set for you guys.
- 15:50Speaker 1: Trust me, we were thinking we were wandering around. We
- 15:53Speaker 1: walked in the rain at Universal the other day and
- 15:56Speaker 1: we're like, well, we don't know. I mean, we might
- 15:58Speaker 1: end up just doing the show from the house. Knows
- 16:00Speaker 1: maybe you know, buy bigger, brighter lights or whatever. Anyway,
- 16:06Speaker 1: Alf wrights in, He says, Ben, we know you don't
- 16:08Speaker 1: do shout outs on the radio and other morning you
- 16:11Speaker 1: do type things, but this podcast is anything but predictable,
- 16:15Speaker 1: and you've been known to go off a book from
- 16:18Speaker 1: time to time. So in that spirit, Alf writes in,
- 16:21Speaker 1: I'd like to send a long distance dedication word of
- 16:25Speaker 1: the week to another listener on this podcast. Loray, the
- 16:29Speaker 1: word I'd like you to do a deeper dive on
- 16:32Speaker 1: is officionato because we all know it's not really what
- 16:37Speaker 1: she initially thought.
- 16:38Speaker 4: It was the official person who.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Gives the nod that's from your loyal million now, so
- 16:45Speaker 1: this is We did a bit on the show this
- 16:48Speaker 1: week and Alf has another question.
- 16:50Speaker 4: We'll save that for a second, but Alf heard the bit.
- 16:55Speaker 4: We had a sound.
- 16:56Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys played this on Covino
- 16:57Speaker 1: and Rich, but there was some audio from the NBA.
- 17:00Speaker 1: I think it was Austin Reeves had a big game
- 17:03Speaker 1: for the Lakers, and then one of the reporters Minimon mcminnon.
- 17:08Speaker 1: I know the guy actually, yeah, something like that. So
- 17:11Speaker 1: he asked the question and he used the word aficionado,
- 17:16Speaker 1: and Austin Reeves was dumbfounded. I had never heard that word,
- 17:20Speaker 1: didn't know that word. Loved the word, and so that
- 17:23Speaker 1: I asked Lorena and she didn't know what the word
- 17:25Speaker 1: was either, So I was like, aficionado.
- 17:27Speaker 4: Was an odd word for her.
- 17:29Speaker 1: So I looked it up in the able to do
- 17:32Speaker 1: this as the bonus word all the week, Austin Reeves
- 17:37Speaker 1: Word of the Week and also goes out to Loraina
- 17:42Speaker 1: says late It originated Davis's Latin a late fourteenth century
- 17:48Speaker 1: early fifteenth century for mental state, disposition, mood, state of mind,
- 17:55Speaker 1: or body, and so it comes from that, and then
- 18:00Speaker 1: over the years.
- 18:02Speaker 4: It got twisted.
- 18:04Speaker 1: Around year by year, and in eighteen forty five the
- 18:12Speaker 1: Spanish word aficionato meaning amateur, but it was really for
- 18:18Speaker 1: a devotee of bullfighting. So in it started in the
- 18:26Speaker 1: first recorded use of the word written was in Spanish
- 18:32Speaker 1: in nothing before fifteen fifty five. They say it comes
- 18:37Speaker 1: from late fourteenth century, but they didn't write a lot
- 18:39Speaker 1: of stuff down there. They didn't have a lot of
- 18:42Speaker 1: paper and pens and things like that, and so in
- 18:46Speaker 1: eighteen forty five it was switched over to aficionato, meaning
- 18:53Speaker 1: a fan of bullfighting and all that. Obviously it's been
- 18:56Speaker 1: twisted over the years even more since then, and it
- 19:00Speaker 1: means expert a you know, the modern modern definition.
- 19:06Speaker 4: So there it is the word of the week, which.
- 19:08Speaker 1: Originally comes from Latin, and then in Spain was bullfighting
- 19:14Speaker 1: in eighteen forty five, and now just means like an expert,
- 19:19Speaker 1: a insider, a know it all, et cetera. Alf also said,
- 19:25Speaker 1: having you two gentlemen, have you recovered from your food
- 19:28Speaker 1: comas from all the half price candy you bought this weekend.
- 19:32Speaker 1: I'm not missing you. I'm still working on a bag
- 19:35Speaker 1: of Reese's peanut butter trees that I got from Bjy's
- 19:40Speaker 1: that is a Costco competitor the day after Christmas. Yeah,
- 19:46Speaker 1: so I did not have a chance to really buy it.
- 19:49Speaker 1: I might go out later today, alf or tomorrow. I
- 19:54Speaker 1: think the big discount will likely be on Monday tomorrow
- 19:58Speaker 1: because it's Valentine's weekend, Danny.
- 20:01Speaker 4: I mean some people celebrate, you know.
- 20:03Speaker 1: I know Valentine's Day was back on Friday, but some
- 20:05Speaker 1: people started to They started celebrating late.
- 20:09Speaker 4: Maybe they didn't buy stuff until Saturday. So I went.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I bought a card, but.
- 20:15Speaker 1: I mean it was pretty slammed when I went out,
- 20:19Speaker 1: So I don't know. Anyway, let's your conspiracy theory, Bobby
- 20:25Speaker 1: writes in from Parts Unknown. He says, hey, Bandon, Danny,
- 20:30Speaker 1: there is now there's no way, no way the Chiefs games.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Have been rigged this year.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I mean, I really don't think that they think we're
- 20:39Speaker 1: the that's stupid anymore, he says. The camp with cameras everywhere,
- 20:43Speaker 1: social media, all of that at least. I hope the
- 20:46Speaker 1: NFL doesn't believe were that naive? I think that all
- 20:51Speaker 1: went away with sports after the jfk assassination. Bobby writes
- 20:57Speaker 1: in from Parts Unknown, says, or did it overthinking?
- 21:03Speaker 3: Sorry, you have to admit that the Chiefs did receive
- 21:06Speaker 3: some timely calls. I think that's the key word, timely.
- 21:11Speaker 3: And so was it overblown?
- 21:12Speaker 1: Yeah, the numbers indicated there was nothing really going on.
- 21:16Speaker 4: There are a.
- 21:17Speaker 3: Lot of bags except the postseason. Man, there were numbers.
- 21:21Speaker 1: I don't even think it's true this year. We had
- 21:23Speaker 1: the numbers before the Super Bowl. It wasn't like it
- 21:26Speaker 1: wasn't any outrageous or anything.
- 21:28Speaker 4: It wasn't ungodly, but there was a difference. Really, what's
- 21:32Speaker 4: going on?
- 21:32Speaker 1: And this is going to be a problem forever, Bobby
- 21:35Speaker 1: is it's engagement farming.
- 21:37Speaker 4: You get people people want to believe that it's right now.
- 21:41Speaker 4: I'm not naive to think that there aren't things.
- 21:43Speaker 1: I think from a fixed standpoint, we just saw the
- 21:48Speaker 1: the NBA's investigating, or the FBI is investigating because that
- 21:53Speaker 1: Toronto Raptors guy that was fixing props and got dinged.
- 21:58Speaker 1: And then there's other NBA players that are being investigated
- 22:01Speaker 1: and all that. Like that kind of stuff I think
- 22:04Speaker 1: is widespread, But like as a whole fixing and the
- 22:09Speaker 1: outcome of a game and a league being involved in it,
- 22:15Speaker 1: It's not.
- 22:15Speaker 4: Like it's impossible. I believe that. Again, the NBA.
- 22:19Speaker 1: We had Tim Donnie on this podcast years ago and
- 22:25Speaker 1: he's talked about some shenanigans in basketball. There's there's definitely
- 22:30Speaker 1: I'm not naive to think it couldn't happen, and it
- 22:33Speaker 1: doesn't have to be that many people.
- 22:34Speaker 4: The problem is if one.
- 22:36Speaker 1: Person spills the beans, you know, the whole thing, the
- 22:40Speaker 1: thing goes sideways. But it just the Chiefs conspiracy stuff
- 22:44Speaker 1: didn't It didn't really resonate with me. I love Kansas City.
- 22:48Speaker 1: I've been to Kansas City many times, well many times,
- 22:50Speaker 1: been a few times over there, I three times, and
- 22:53Speaker 1: I always enjoyed my visits to Kansas City, the good people.
- 22:55Speaker 1: I have friends there, obviously, the male chickens. I just
- 22:59Speaker 1: all the places. You got to think, financially, for the NFL,
- 23:04Speaker 1: where does it make the most sense to rig something.
- 23:08Speaker 1: It would be, if anything, for the giants of the
- 23:10Speaker 1: Jets and the amount of people that live in the
- 23:12Speaker 1: New York Tri State area. The fan base is there.
- 23:15Speaker 1: Kansas City is just not a big enough location. I
- 23:19Speaker 1: don't care that you throw Taylor Swift.
- 23:21Speaker 4: In there and all that.
- 23:23Speaker 1: It's just a it's a numbers game with the amount
- 23:26Speaker 1: of people that live there in that market compared to
- 23:29Speaker 1: other places. If you're going to go that far and
- 23:31Speaker 1: try to rig something, you would do it for LA
- 23:34Speaker 1: or New York or Chicago. That would be the one
- 23:38Speaker 1: you would go for because that's where you get the
- 23:40Speaker 1: most bang for your buck. Not Kansas City. It's just
- 23:44Speaker 1: not a big enough location. I don't I don't.
- 23:47Speaker 4: Think I hear you on that.
- 23:49Speaker 3: I think the conspiracy theorists were like, well, look, how
- 23:53Speaker 3: many over one hundred million dollars is what they're saying
- 23:56Speaker 3: Taylor Swift brought to the NFL, and so I think
- 24:00Speaker 3: outs where people's heads were out, like, oh, they want
- 24:02Speaker 3: her to be on the screen, you know, in her
- 24:05Speaker 3: suite for the Super Bowl.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Then they only show her like twice or once during
- 24:09Speaker 1: the Super Bowl because.
- 24:10Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, there wasn't much for her to celebrate
- 24:13Speaker 3: in the last time they showed her, she looked like
- 24:15Speaker 3: a sad puppy dog.
- 24:16Speaker 4: Well, yeah, yeah, I get you.
- 24:19Speaker 1: Know you went all that money spent like six hundred
- 24:21Speaker 1: thousand dollars to runt a home in New Orleans to
- 24:23Speaker 1: watch the game was over at halftime. Anyway, who else
- 24:28Speaker 1: do we have? Let's see page down and you want
- 24:30Speaker 1: to read here, Let's see here's one mail bag. Marcus
- 24:36Speaker 1: from Bruceville, Eddie, Texas says, question for Danny, with him
- 24:42Speaker 1: being a hip hop DJ in the past, what did
- 24:45Speaker 1: he think of the Kendrick Lamar halftime show? Does it
- 24:48Speaker 1: seem a little corny to use a national stage to
- 24:51Speaker 1: perform the disc track towards Drake when he, meaning Kendrick
- 24:56Speaker 1: has been a well established rapper for multiple years with
- 24:59Speaker 1: huge I would think he would take that platform to
- 25:03Speaker 1: promote his billboard hits rather than a disc track that
- 25:07Speaker 1: just gives more fame and notoriety towards Drake, even if
- 25:11Speaker 1: he's taking shots at him. Well, this is any publicity
- 25:14Speaker 1: is good publicity. From Marcus, your thoughts dating I liked
- 25:20Speaker 1: the halftime shown.
- 25:23Speaker 3: Was it the best thing possible for a Super Bowl
- 25:25Speaker 3: with that wide range of an audience?
- 25:28Speaker 4: Maybe not.
- 25:29Speaker 3: There were a lot of metaphors and deeper meanings to
- 25:32Speaker 3: things going on during that performance, so that part of it.
- 25:35Speaker 3: If you didn't know the background, if you didn't know
- 25:38Speaker 3: what was going on with Kendrick Lamar, then you're kind
- 25:40Speaker 3: of left out. It's almost like when you listen to
- 25:42Speaker 3: a radio show and they have inside jokes and you
- 25:45Speaker 3: feel like you're not part of it. With that said,
- 25:48Speaker 3: I think maybe it needs to be a bit of
- 25:50Speaker 3: a simpler show for that large of an audience.
- 25:55Speaker 4: But as a hip hop fan, I liked it. You
- 25:58Speaker 4: enjoyed it very good.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Just some more. It's the mail bag here On the Sunday,
- 26:04Speaker 1: Kevin writes in from Kansas. He says, Ben and Danny
- 26:07Speaker 1: g I enjoy hearing about your school days of yesteryear.
- 26:12Speaker 1: What subject that you worked hard to understand but you
- 26:17Speaker 1: never never clicked for you? For me, it was calculus.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I tried, but it just never never clicked us. From Kevin, Yeah,
- 26:25Speaker 1: it was kind of similar to you, Kevin, math like
- 26:30Speaker 1: basic math. I learned math from baseball stats. I'm such
- 26:33Speaker 1: a loser, That's how I learned math.
- 26:34Speaker 4: I also learned.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Geography from sports, like different cities around them. I'm very
- 26:39Speaker 1: good with American geography because I I knew like where
- 26:42Speaker 1: everyone's minor league baseball teams were when I was a kid,
- 26:44Speaker 1: and I was like.
- 26:45Speaker 4: That was I was that guy.
- 26:47Speaker 1: But math, higher level math, No, like I'd go to
- 26:50Speaker 1: do basic math. I call it malormath, which is a
- 26:52Speaker 1: version of math. Kevin and I can do like baseball stats, percentages,
- 26:57Speaker 1: I'm okay with. But yeah, the higher levels of math.
- 27:02Speaker 1: My dad was a mathematician. My dad was a math
- 27:04Speaker 1: major in college. So it was very disappointing to the
- 27:08Speaker 1: family that I just could not master the higher levels
- 27:11Speaker 1: of math. But that was not my that was not
- 27:14Speaker 1: my thing.
- 27:14Speaker 4: What about you, Danny, Yeah, I mean, I'm with you.
- 27:17Speaker 3: I was really great with reading and writing if it
- 27:21Speaker 3: was anything to do with that, it was pretty much
- 27:23Speaker 3: an easy a for me when it came to math.
- 27:27Speaker 3: Once I got to algebra, which was in seventh grade. Man,
- 27:30Speaker 3: I had this teacher. I wish I could remember his name,
- 27:32Speaker 3: but he was a dick and you had to show
- 27:36Speaker 3: all your work and that was hard, you know, because
- 27:40Speaker 3: sometimes you could get to the answer without having to
- 27:43Speaker 3: show every little way you got there. But he wanted
- 27:46Speaker 3: to see every problem written out from start to finish.
- 27:49Speaker 3: And I'll never forget he always told the class I'm
- 27:52Speaker 3: like Missouri to show me state you have to show
- 27:56Speaker 3: me your work.
- 27:57Speaker 4: Hey, I use that line too, that's a good line. Now.
- 28:01Speaker 3: He was one of the guys that said, are you
- 28:03Speaker 3: going to carry a calculator around with you your entire life?
- 28:06Speaker 4: Well, what do we all have in our hand now? Yeah?
- 28:09Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Well we're around the same age. So yeah,
- 28:11Speaker 4: I remember that.
- 28:12Speaker 1: You know, you're not going to be able to just
- 28:13Speaker 1: have a calculator wherever you go. But they were big,
- 28:16Speaker 1: massive calculator. They were huge calculators.
- 28:19Speaker 3: Well, I mean there were Cassio calculator watches, and there
- 28:22Speaker 3: were smaller calculators. But math teachers back then, at that time,
- 28:26Speaker 3: in the early nineties, we're trying to tell us things like, well,
- 28:30Speaker 3: you can't always have a calculator in your pocket. Little
- 28:34Speaker 3: did they know we'd all have an iPhone in our
- 28:36Speaker 3: hands right now at all times.
- 28:39Speaker 1: Well, yeah, the only thing that they got right was
- 28:42Speaker 1: clean up after yourself. Your mom's not going to be
- 28:44Speaker 1: following you around your entire life. Your mom's not here,
- 28:47Speaker 1: Like that's true. You know, that's ack. That is an
- 28:51Speaker 1: accurate statement for sure.
- 28:53Speaker 4: That one. And don't pass svenreal diseases. Yeah, I try
- 28:58Speaker 4: not to share that.
- 28:59Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan writes in from the Commonwealth. He says, Ben,
- 29:03Speaker 1: you mentioned, Hey Bandondanny, you mentioned the last couple of
- 29:05Speaker 1: pot episodes. You've been into cooking as someone who got
- 29:09Speaker 1: just got into cooking. I've mastered these seasoning and cooking
- 29:13Speaker 1: of salmon.
- 29:14Speaker 4: What is your favorite thing to cook?
- 29:15Speaker 1: And if you have any recipes, please send them my
- 29:19Speaker 1: way find other things to try. Always interested in what
- 29:23Speaker 1: people like to cook.
- 29:24Speaker 4: That's from Ryan.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan, I don't have any off the top of
- 29:29Speaker 1: my head. Pretty much. My palate is pretty simple. I
- 29:33Speaker 1: like to make things that cost a lot of money
- 29:36Speaker 1: when I go out and try to save money by
- 29:39Speaker 1: making them at home. I did a lot of baking
- 29:41Speaker 1: for years, and then I've kind of shifted over more
- 29:44Speaker 1: because that stuff gets you fat, so shifted over to
- 29:48Speaker 1: cooking meals. And so it's a lot of burgers, smash burgers,
- 29:52Speaker 1: which are pretty easy to make. You don't really need
- 29:54Speaker 1: a recipe on that, a lot of smash burgers, a
- 29:57Speaker 1: lot of cheese, steak, chicken, fingers, pizza, those are the things.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Chicken during the week, I do a lot of grilled
- 30:05Speaker 1: chicken because I think that's somewhat healthy. I've fetched around
- 30:09Speaker 1: with potatoes I'm trying to master an alf actually sent
- 30:11Speaker 1: me a recipe for fries and that's way too complicated.
- 30:18Speaker 1: Alf the one that you sent me, and uh, you know,
- 30:20Speaker 1: I found I found this cheat code which I'm thinking
- 30:23Speaker 1: about messing around with Danny. Supposedly, it's the type of
- 30:27Speaker 1: potato I've used, rust rusted. I think that's how you
- 30:30Speaker 1: said rusted potatoes. I've used those for a while, and
- 30:35Speaker 1: that's what you get in the grocery store. But there's
- 30:37Speaker 1: a type of potato which is like a cousin of
- 30:40Speaker 1: the rusted potato, and you use that. I guess McDonald's
- 30:46Speaker 1: and some of the big companies use that. It's commercially
- 30:48Speaker 1: produced potato. Because of the Internet, you can get it now.
- 30:52Speaker 1: And so I'm thinking about buying some of those they're
- 30:55Speaker 1: a little pricey for like a pound, and getting some
- 31:00Speaker 1: of those potatoes and then seeing if that's the difference.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Because I've done everything these recipes say I want crunchy
- 31:06Speaker 1: fried potatoes like French fries or freedom fries as we
- 31:10Speaker 1: call because we're Americans. But I try to get my
- 31:12Speaker 1: hands on it, and they don't quite come out the.
- 31:15Speaker 4: Way they should.
- 31:16Speaker 1: They just a little off and I've followed. I'm very
- 31:20Speaker 1: meticulous when i'm cooking, and I've followed everything. I've done,
- 31:24Speaker 1: the temperature the way it's supposed to be. I've tried
- 31:27Speaker 1: everything with the tow with the paper towel, you're supposed
- 31:30Speaker 1: to get the water off the potatoes, and and so
- 31:33Speaker 1: I've been unable to master that. I think it's a
- 31:35Speaker 1: potato issue. So I'm going to try these other potatoes,
- 31:38Speaker 1: hopefully this week. So you know, I'm a loser if
- 31:41Speaker 1: I'm buying special potatoes that are only available in the
- 31:44Speaker 1: commercial world that you can't buy at the grocery store.
- 31:47Speaker 4: Because I want to have the next level fries. So
- 31:51Speaker 4: that's why. Have you ever been to a fancy restaurant
- 31:55Speaker 4: and ordered roasted fingerling potatoes? I have had those.
- 32:01Speaker 1: I don't know if it was at a fancy restaurant,
- 32:02Speaker 1: but that long is that your Is that your favorite?
- 32:06Speaker 1: Is that your?
- 32:07Speaker 4: Those are good?
- 32:07Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 32:08Speaker 4: Those?
- 32:09Speaker 3: They're crisp on the outside and still soft in the middle,
- 32:13Speaker 3: and then all the seasoning. And I had some in
- 32:16Speaker 3: New Orleans during Super Bowl weekend. They were preparing so well, butter, garlic, powder,
- 32:23Speaker 3: ground paprika, battalion seasoning, salt, and pepper.
- 32:28Speaker 1: No, that sounds great, but my issue is the is
- 32:35Speaker 1: and the preparation. Like there's one recipe high end potatoes.
- 32:39Speaker 1: I don't know if this was when Alf sent me.
- 32:41Speaker 1: I've seen so manyse frickin' recipes on the YouTube or whatever,
- 32:46Speaker 1: and everyone's got their own cheat code. But this one
- 32:49Speaker 1: involves like cutting the potatoes, air sealing them in a
- 32:52Speaker 1: plastic bag, cooking them in the plastic bag in water
- 32:58Speaker 1: for like twenty minute or ten minutes, and then putting
- 33:01Speaker 1: them in a freezer.
- 33:04Speaker 4: Just way too complicated, Like, dude, I just want some potatoes.
- 33:08Speaker 3: I don't want to it sounds like an episode of Dexter,
- 33:10Speaker 3: like you're disposing of a body.
- 33:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I'm like, I guess
- 33:15Speaker 1: that's a French way to cook, where you make everything
- 33:19Speaker 1: in bulk and then you but you have to put
- 33:21Speaker 1: it in a sealed plastic bag air tight. And no,
- 33:26Speaker 1: I'm not doing.
- 33:26Speaker 4: That all right.
- 33:27Speaker 1: Next up is a branding from Wisconsin. He says, Hey, guys,
- 33:31Speaker 1: he said I can read this on the on the podcast.
- 33:36Speaker 1: He's looking for some input. So I thought, you know,
- 33:38Speaker 1: he's a question about the business. I thought we'd get
- 33:40Speaker 1: into that. Brandon says, I love radio. My brother, who
- 33:43Speaker 1: played in the NFL, has been a reoccurring guest on
- 33:47Speaker 1: a Wisconsin media company which broadcasts statewide. Just recently they
- 33:51Speaker 1: asked if I would join the spot with my brother
- 33:53Speaker 1: to talk about live sports growing up in a small
- 33:56Speaker 1: town in Wisconsin. It went well, and he says Brandon,
- 34:00Speaker 1: to the point where we are going to be recording
- 34:03Speaker 1: a pilot for a proposed Saturday show on the network.
- 34:09Speaker 1: It will be centered around similar topics mentioned previously, Live
- 34:12Speaker 1: sports business.
- 34:13Speaker 4: Well are both rookies, but.
- 34:15Speaker 1: Driven to put out good, entertaining relevant content. He says,
- 34:20Speaker 1: I love your show. I haven't missed an episode in
- 34:21Speaker 1: more than ten years.
- 34:23Speaker 4: How about that? Thank God bless you that brand.
- 34:26Speaker 1: I know it won't be a totally sports centric show,
- 34:28Speaker 1: but would appreciate your thoughts on how to sell the soap.
- 34:32Speaker 1: And that is from Brandon, So it sounds like he's
- 34:35Speaker 1: gonna have a radio show, and I guess that'll also
- 34:39Speaker 1: be a podcast. And the advice is if you always
- 34:45Speaker 1: start out when you're starting something new, if you know somebody,
- 34:49Speaker 1: if you know somebody that runs a business that has
- 34:52Speaker 1: advertising money to get started, but there are these things
- 34:57Speaker 1: called salespeople that you can hire.
- 35:00Speaker 4: I'll take a commission.
- 35:01Speaker 1: I'm sure that network I don't know the name of
- 35:03Speaker 1: the network, you didn't say it here, but they I'm
- 35:05Speaker 1: assuming they have a sales department. Unless you have to
- 35:08Speaker 1: buy time, then that's a different animal. If you buy time,
- 35:11Speaker 1: then you got to you gotta come up with the
- 35:13Speaker 1: money for the time, which I don't even know how
- 35:14Speaker 1: much that goes on these days.
- 35:16Speaker 4: But yeah, you obviously have to find your dish.
- 35:18Speaker 1: I know it sounds like it be on a radio
- 35:19Speaker 1: network and then a podcast outside of that. Did you know,
- 35:24Speaker 1: Danny that in the world right now there are four million,
- 35:29Speaker 1: three hundred and ninety six thousand total podcasts registered in
- 35:34Speaker 1: the in the world. How about that? God is ridiculous?
- 35:39Speaker 1: Now on Apple podcast It's not that they're not all
- 35:42Speaker 1: on Apple. As of last month, there are two million,
- 35:47Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty eight thousand podcasts registered just on
- 35:51Speaker 1: the Apple platform. So, I mean, there's this insane the amount,
- 35:56Speaker 1: and most of them nobody's listening to. But today it's
- 35:59Speaker 1: a brand question. Get to the point.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Please.
- 36:03Speaker 1: You can do the old door to door thing, which
- 36:07Speaker 1: is cold call businesses and say hey, I got this
- 36:10Speaker 1: show we want to You know, you really just got
- 36:12Speaker 1: to deliver an audience. You got to find a way
- 36:14Speaker 1: branding to connect with people and whatever.
- 36:19Speaker 4: Works, whatever works for you.
- 36:21Speaker 1: There's a million different ways, as we like to say
- 36:23Speaker 1: to you know, you can make a bed more than
- 36:25Speaker 1: one way. You can bake a cake more than one way.
- 36:27Speaker 1: But you got to find things. You have to be
- 36:29Speaker 1: consistent as far as the content. To me, I think
- 36:32Speaker 1: I was always thought like the content part of it.
- 36:36Speaker 1: I'll take it from that old movie. If you build it,
- 36:38Speaker 1: he will come. The listener will show up, and they
- 36:41Speaker 1: will be there and give them a reason to be there.
- 36:43Speaker 1: If it's the show's boring, and then no one's gonna listen.
- 36:46Speaker 1: So you just want to do an entertaining show. And
- 36:49Speaker 1: as we'd like to say on this podcast, Dany, if
- 36:51Speaker 1: you can get people engaged and then they get other
- 36:54Speaker 1: people to listen, you've doubled your audience. And you keep
- 36:57Speaker 1: doing that and then before you know it, you're laying
- 37:00Speaker 1: Joe Rogan those other big time people.
- 37:03Speaker 4: Yeah, you need your podcast to spread like covid did.
- 37:07Speaker 3: Yeah, And like they say, ben opinions are like buttholes
- 37:12Speaker 3: and podcasts and everybody has one.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Yeah, and they all they all all stink. But Brandon,
- 37:19Speaker 1: if it is from what you've told me, and you
- 37:21Speaker 1: can be somewhat vague, and I get it, I understand,
- 37:25Speaker 1: but you should start out with the network.
- 37:27Speaker 4: And I don't know the setup you have.
- 37:30Speaker 1: They they said there's a pilot show for Saturday, so
- 37:34Speaker 1: I don't know what time it's going to air, but
- 37:36Speaker 1: you should say listen. You get obviously advertising, if you
- 37:38Speaker 1: have to sell it, then that's a tough thing. But
- 37:42Speaker 1: you have to figure out what your niche is. And
- 37:45Speaker 1: you know, it's like kind of like our place, Danny.
- 37:48Speaker 1: We've I've been approached by people that want to advertise
- 37:52Speaker 1: on our podcast, and and I would take everyone's money. Unfortunately,
- 37:57Speaker 1: the company that I work for, there's a lot of
- 38:00Speaker 1: money that has to be spent on a show like
- 38:03Speaker 1: this to get advertising, which is even mind blowing to me, Danny.
- 38:07Speaker 1: The minimum buy in to advertise on the on the
- 38:11Speaker 1: fifth Hour and Fox Sports Radio.
- 38:13Speaker 4: Is a lot of money, a lot of money.
- 38:17Speaker 1: So hopefully you don't have those restrictions, Brandon, and you
- 38:23Speaker 1: can work with those smaller businesses and give them a
- 38:27Speaker 1: little pop, give them a little help. There so, but
- 38:30Speaker 1: good luck. Keep us posted in if there's anything specific.
- 38:35Speaker 1: But yeah, selling the soap, as John Sterling famously explained
- 38:40Speaker 1: to me the Yankee broadcaster from back in the day,
- 38:42Speaker 1: is the most important thing.
- 38:43Speaker 4: You gotta do the commercials.
- 38:44Speaker 1: You gotta support the advertisers, like right now, Dan, I'm
- 38:48Speaker 1: supporting advertisers right now.
- 38:50Speaker 4: Let's see, we'll do a couple more.
- 38:51Speaker 1: Steven Peoria rights in and says the He says, a
- 38:58Speaker 1: guy for I wor his grandparents' death certificate to get
- 39:02Speaker 1: time off from work. I guess this is in Singapore. Uh,
- 39:09Speaker 1: he says, what's the craziest thing you guys have done
- 39:13Speaker 1: to get time off from work? Well, I've never forged
- 39:15Speaker 1: a death certificate, Steve. Now, I don't I like working.
- 39:21Speaker 1: I hate missing the show. It bothers me. Yeah, when
- 39:25Speaker 1: I've been sick and been under I even work when
- 39:27Speaker 1: I'm sick. Usually I don't think I've done. I mean
- 39:32Speaker 1: to get out now to get out of school. I
- 39:34Speaker 1: hated going to school. I was a terrible student. I
- 39:37Speaker 1: hated the whole getting up early to go to school things.
- 39:40Speaker 1: So that was a different animal. But like work, No,
- 39:43Speaker 1: I just love that we have a listener in Peoria.
- 39:46Speaker 1: That emailed in Danny because that line will it play
- 39:49Speaker 1: in Peoria, which I don't think is used anymore. That
- 39:51Speaker 1: was the great testing ground in America where if you
- 39:55Speaker 1: had a I guess that goes back to the vaudevillian days,
- 39:58Speaker 1: but if you had a product, or if you were
- 40:00Speaker 1: an entertainer, because there was such a diverse audience in Peoria,
- 40:04Speaker 1: Illinois demographics wise, that even I think even now in
- 40:08Speaker 1: politics they still go to Peoria as one of the
- 40:11Speaker 1: testing locations in America, but that it might be dating now.
- 40:16Speaker 1: That was more like in the eighties and the nineties.
- 40:18Speaker 1: I don't know if they still do that these days.
- 40:20Speaker 1: But anyway, then we'll get out. I think we'll get
- 40:23Speaker 1: out on that, Danny. I'll be back tonight. Boy do
- 40:29Speaker 1: I have to watch the All Star Game tonight?
- 40:30Speaker 4: Danny?
- 40:31Speaker 3: Ye oh, man, let's predict the score though, I'm gonna
- 40:35Speaker 3: say it's gonna be two hundred. Well they do what
- 40:39Speaker 3: are they doing? Stupid brackets?
- 40:41Speaker 4: Now?
- 40:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know, as I said yesterday, if
- 40:45Speaker 1: you have to explain to your customers what your product
- 40:48Speaker 1: is after they've engauged, like there's I think there's like
- 40:52Speaker 1: multiple teams, and there's like a tournament like a round.
- 40:55Speaker 3: Yeah, it's some euro crap, just like the in season tournament.
- 41:00Speaker 3: But the final game, I'll predict the score two hundred
- 41:03Speaker 3: and thirty one to two hundred and twenty.
- 41:06Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 41:07Speaker 1: Now I predicted they'll only play because of load management,
- 41:10Speaker 1: they'll probably play like four minute quarters, so it'll be
- 41:13Speaker 1: like forty two to you know, thirty seven.
- 41:17Speaker 4: Or something like that.
- 41:17Speaker 1: You know what.
- 41:18Speaker 4: It is so short.
- 41:19Speaker 1: They don't want the embarrassment of having the games in
- 41:22Speaker 1: the two hundreds.
- 41:23Speaker 3: And by the way, really quick, I texted you a
- 41:26Speaker 3: picture of my older brother. Oh my god. Yeah, he's
- 41:29Speaker 3: back in the er this morning. They just gave him
- 41:33Speaker 3: a pain shot last night and sent him home and
- 41:35Speaker 3: said he had to come back. So yeah, they're going
- 41:38Speaker 3: to see if they need to get in there. And wow,
- 41:40Speaker 3: and well you guys set that shoulder right.
- 41:43Speaker 1: You look nothing alike unless you look almost exactly the same.
- 41:46Speaker 1: My god, wow, I mean I.
- 41:49Speaker 3: Forgot to tell you at the start of this pod,
- 41:51Speaker 3: before he got his not glory, it's the opposite of glory.
- 41:56Speaker 4: Before he had his unfortunate accident at back.
- 41:59Speaker 3: Yes, when we were up to bat to leave off
- 42:02Speaker 3: the game, I drove two runs in with a triple.
- 42:06Speaker 1: Oh nice.
- 42:07Speaker 4: So even though the game.
- 42:08Speaker 3: Was canceled because of an old person's injury, I was
- 42:13Speaker 3: the MVP of the game. But the better story is
- 42:15Speaker 3: in the losing wiffleball locker room exactly.
- 42:19Speaker 1: See the story. That's the way to go, right there.
- 42:22Speaker 1: All right, we'll get on that and have a wonderful
- 42:26Speaker 1: rest of your Sunday again.
- 42:27Speaker 4: We'll be back.
- 42:28Speaker 1: And this is a week a lot of people are
- 42:30Speaker 1: dreading Nanny, you know.
- 42:33Speaker 4: And the business.
- 42:34Speaker 1: What are we going to talk about? Everyone will be fine.
- 42:38Speaker 1: There's nothing to worry about. I have friends of my
- 42:40Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's no NBA talked about.
- 42:43Speaker 4: NBA games anyway.
- 42:45Speaker 1: There'll be plenty of ridiculous stories to discuss and crazy
- 42:48Speaker 1: things that will happen, and there'll be all kinds of
- 42:51Speaker 1: chatter of NFL players going here, there and everywhere. There's
- 42:54Speaker 1: already a lot of noise about Aaron Rodgers where he's
- 42:57Speaker 1: gonna end up.
- 42:58Speaker 4: Dabo getting cut exactly.
- 43:00Speaker 1: Deebo where he's gonna go, Cooper Cup, Matt Stafford, trade rumors,
- 43:05Speaker 1: all that stuff, and we'll yap about.
- 43:09Speaker 4: All of it because it's competing sports talk radio.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Have a wonderful day, and we got new pods next weekend.
- 43:16Speaker 4: Cannot wait.
- 43:17Speaker 1: We'll be there and I'll be on the radio all weekend.
- 43:19Speaker 4: Danny, You'll be on.
- 43:19Speaker 1: With Cobino and Rich as well during the week and
- 43:22Speaker 1: you can listen to Danny there with those guys and
- 43:24Speaker 1: listen to me at night.
- 43:26Speaker 3: Yep, Monday through Wednesday, we are in for the Dan
- 43:28Speaker 3: Patrick Show.
- 43:29Speaker 4: There you go, So.
- 43:30Speaker 1: Check that out and we'll talk to you whatever.
- 43:34Speaker 4: Asta pasta later, skater, Did I do that right? Hey,
- 43:39Speaker 4: that's my line. Got a murder? I gotta go