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Is Skid Row’s Rum Actually Worth Drinking? Plus a Mystery Guest Nobody Saw Coming · Classic Metal Show

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SPEAKER_01: Hey, everybody out there, this is Millie from Steelheart.
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SPEAKER_02: That one going out by request to Marcus out on the East Coast.
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SPEAKER_02: And just before that,
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SPEAKER_02: Braley's Comet with Rock Soldiers for Jackal and JoLynn Turner,
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SPEAKER_02: So I hope that gave you plenty of time to get some of your work done over there.
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SPEAKER_03: It did.
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SPEAKER_03: I got everything done that I needed to do.
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SPEAKER_03: I was also communicating with somebody,
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SPEAKER_03: I won't say who, because you and I, are you around tomorrow or no?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: You and I may be doing a mystery guest live tomorrow afternoon.
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SPEAKER_03: All right, cool.
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SPEAKER_02: It's several mystery guests, actually.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, really?
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SPEAKER_02: Very nice.
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SPEAKER_03: Definite friends of the show,
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SPEAKER_03: definitely famous, and definitely reaching out to me just kind of randomly.
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SPEAKER_03: I was like, hey, can you do this tomorrow?
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SPEAKER_03: We're doing something.
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SPEAKER_03: We'd like to share it first on the CMS.
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SPEAKER_03: Gene Simmons?
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SPEAKER_03: How did you know?
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SPEAKER_03: No guessing allowed.
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SPEAKER_03: But it's something pretty cool.
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SPEAKER_03: It just came to me out of the blue, and I was like, yeah, I think we could do that.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm around all day.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, I'm thinking maybe like 5 o'clock Eastern, 4 o'clock your time.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, that's fine.
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SPEAKER_03: Because I've got to balance California time as well.
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SPEAKER_02: There's your hint, California time.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I get you.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that could be something.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: We'll see.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Fair enough.
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SPEAKER_03: What I'll say to the fans that are listening is watch the socials
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SPEAKER_03: I ain't promising that it'll be anywhere else.
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SPEAKER_03: In fact, it won't be anywhere else.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm going to promise just the opposite.
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SPEAKER_03: It's going to be on the locals.
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SPEAKER_03: You want to watch it?
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SPEAKER_03: You watch it on locals.
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SPEAKER_03: Look at the locals, people.
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SPEAKER_03: They're a fucking free bit.
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SPEAKER_03: And let them ask questions to somebody of notable fame.
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SPEAKER_03: Good enough?
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SPEAKER_03: Works for me.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Perfect.
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SPEAKER_03: Awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, here we go.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: That's where it is.
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SPEAKER_03: which is classicmetalshow.locals.com.
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SPEAKER_02: So if you want to throw five bucks at the show and support the show and just pay
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SPEAKER_02: It goes to offset some of the costs that we incur to bring you to the show.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's it.
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SPEAKER_03: And again, if you're in there by tomorrow, odds are good.
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SPEAKER_03: You can ask your question of a pretty famous musician or two.
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SPEAKER_02: Or two.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, for the interview that I'm talking to is three people.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: And two of which I know are famous musicians.
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SPEAKER_03: One is famous, famous, like famous.
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SPEAKER_03: Eddie Van Halen?
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SPEAKER_03: How did you guess?
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SPEAKER_03: Man, you're on it.
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SPEAKER_03: And then one is at least CMS famous.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: And more than CMS famous.
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SPEAKER_03: Right.
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SPEAKER_03: We know that person more from CMS than that person's fame.
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SPEAKER_03: So I'll put it that way.
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SPEAKER_03: Tracy Guns?
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SPEAKER_03: You know I would turn that down in a minute.
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SPEAKER_03: I'd be like, fuck no.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, here we are.
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SPEAKER_02: We're into the sponsored segment of the Classic Metal Show.
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SPEAKER_02: So this is where we do some stuff that wouldn't necessarily be online friendly.
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SPEAKER_02: And only you, the CMS local subscriber, get this on Wednesdays.
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SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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SPEAKER_03: That is correct.
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SPEAKER_03: So let's start with something that I know YouTube frowns on.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's start with drinking, shall we?
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, drinking.
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SPEAKER_02: Drinking.
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SPEAKER_02: Do you have a cup?
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SPEAKER_02: I happen to have a cocktail in my hand as we speak.
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SPEAKER_02: You're having a cocktail?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm having a cocktail in a Red Solo cup.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, look at you.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I, sir, am going to have a cocktail as well.
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SPEAKER_03: I am going to,
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SPEAKER_03: for the first time,
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SPEAKER_03: I am going to break open My brand new bottle of Skid Row 18 and Life Rum.
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SPEAKER_02: It only took how long to get it?
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SPEAKER_02: Was that like three weeks?
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SPEAKER_02: Four weeks?
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SPEAKER_02: I think it's been longer than that.
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SPEAKER_02: Maybe.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: It's been a while.
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SPEAKER_02: Six weeks to get that.
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SPEAKER_03: It's been a while, but it finally arrived this week.
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SPEAKER_03: And what a nice, it is a nice bottle.
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SPEAKER_02: I will.
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SPEAKER_03: Did you put that in the freezer?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: That's where I keep the Jack in the freezer.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: I keep it cold.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
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SPEAKER_03: But I'm going to, I got my little cup of ice here.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to have the first taste of it live on the air if I can open this.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: Very nice.
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SPEAKER_02: Comes with kind of like a cork stopper.
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SPEAKER_02: Is it the type of bottle it has?
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SPEAKER_02: It's got a seal around it.
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SPEAKER_02: You probably have to take the seal off and then pull the little cork stopper out.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's see here.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's see what we got here.
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SPEAKER_03: I hope it ain't a cork.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it's just a screw top.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_02: It looked like one of the ones that's got a little cork thing on it.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it is a cork.
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SPEAKER_03: You're right.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: See, I know my shit.
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SPEAKER_03: There it is.
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SPEAKER_02: It even made the cork sound.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh, it smells like gasoline.
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SPEAKER_02: Is that Jesse James stuff?
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SPEAKER_02: Is that the white label?
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SPEAKER_02: Jesse James brew?
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_02: The bourbon whiskey?
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_03: This is single origin, original premium rum, 18 years aged.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's rum.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not whiskey.
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SPEAKER_03: No, it's rum.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: So we're going to mix in.
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SPEAKER_02: A little Captain Morgan.
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SPEAKER_02: A little Captain Morgan action.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: So we'll mix it up in here.
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SPEAKER_03: Drinking it kind of raw.
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SPEAKER_03: On the rocks, as they say.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you might want to have to cut that with some Coke.
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SPEAKER_02: Who knows?
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SPEAKER_02: Nah.
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SPEAKER_02: And that's a big glass.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, you don't typically drink a whole glass of that.
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SPEAKER_02: I do.
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SPEAKER_02: You usually take a little snifter of it.
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SPEAKER_03: Who do you think you're talking to?
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SPEAKER_03: I know, but holy shit.
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SPEAKER_02: Sometimes overindulging just kind of like has some negative effects.
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SPEAKER_03: Apparently, you don't remember all the months and years that I drank like crazy on the show.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I know.
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SPEAKER_03: Where I would drink this much in a setting.
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SPEAKER_02: I didn't drink a whole bottle like that.
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SPEAKER_02: Some nights I did.
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SPEAKER_02: So vodka, I can understand.
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SPEAKER_02: Vodka, yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: It was vodka.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm just going to sip on this.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, this is going to last
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SPEAKER_03: an hour, not a minute.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to down it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's a big glass.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it is.
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SPEAKER_02: Kind of reminds me of, remember, did you ever see the movie Horrible Bosses?
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SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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SPEAKER_02: With Jason Bateman going into the office with Kevin Spacey and he poured him this big old glass.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: He poured him a big glass of, I can't remember, it was like rum or something.
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, do you have a drink?
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, well, aren't you going to have one?
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, what do you think?
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SPEAKER_02: I drink at 8 o'clock in the morning?
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SPEAKER_02: Right.
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SPEAKER_02: He sets the glass down.
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SPEAKER_02: He goes, what are you doing?
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SPEAKER_02: You're not just going to set that down.
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SPEAKER_02: You don't expect me to pour that back in the bottle.
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SPEAKER_02: Go ahead and have it.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: And he had to shut that whole glass down.
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SPEAKER_03: Yep, I remember that.
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SPEAKER_03: It's funny.
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SPEAKER_03: It's 8 o'clock in the morning.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, too bad.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, have a drink.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, as they say, right?
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SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: Have a drink on me.
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SPEAKER_02: That's right.
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SPEAKER_02: All right, tell us the story about the Skid Row rum.
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SPEAKER_02: Where does it come from?
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SPEAKER_02: How did you get it?
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SPEAKER_02: All that kind of good stuff.
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SPEAKER_02: What was the story here?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I mean,
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SPEAKER_03: the backstory is that was what I was allegedly interviewing Snake and Rachel for.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Was the Skid Row rum.
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SPEAKER_03: And the way it was supposed to go was that I was going to open it and drink it
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SPEAKER_03: while chatting with them.
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SPEAKER_02: Would you have poured a large glass like that?
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SPEAKER_02: I absolutely would have.
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SPEAKER_02: Of course I would have.
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SPEAKER_03: Of course.
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SPEAKER_03: All right, go ahead.
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SPEAKER_03: But it didn't get here in time.
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SPEAKER_03: It just did not get here in time.
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SPEAKER_03: So I did the interview.
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SPEAKER_03: I wasn't going to cancel the interview over the rum.
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SPEAKER_02: Right, of course.
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SPEAKER_02: And Eddie Trunk plagiarized your work.
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SPEAKER_02: Yes, that's right.
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SPEAKER_02: But he didn't get a bottle of rum.
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SPEAKER_02: You did.
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SPEAKER_03: That's right.
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SPEAKER_03: I got a bottle.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm sure he did.
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SPEAKER_02: He's got to be friends with the Skid Row guys, right?
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SPEAKER_02: You'd think so.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm sure Eddie's the one that told him, maybe you guys should put out your own rum.
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SPEAKER_02: I had the idea of putting out the rum.
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SPEAKER_03: We're watching these two guys gradually become drunk on live television.
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SPEAKER_02: Getting soused on the air.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, from one drink.
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SPEAKER_02: You can see how cold my glass is.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yours is in the freezer too, right?
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SPEAKER_02: It was freezing.
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SPEAKER_02: Live television.
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SPEAKER_03: Live television.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, it is on the TV if you're watching on like Rumble or Odyssey or whatever.
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SPEAKER_03: It's on Wowza app as well.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: All right.
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SPEAKER_02: So what's the protocol here, Mr. Akin?
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SPEAKER_02: Are you just going to take a sip of that?
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm going to give it a little taste.
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SPEAKER_03: It is...
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SPEAKER_03: 45% alcohol by volume, 18-year aged rum.
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SPEAKER_02: So basically,
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SPEAKER_02: they made this long before Skid Row even had the thought
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SPEAKER_02: of putting out their own rum,
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SPEAKER_02: and then they said, well, we're just going to slap our name on a bottle.
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SPEAKER_03: No, they did not, actually, as you'll hear in the interview with Rachel and Snake.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: They talked quite a bit about how they had to taste test it
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SPEAKER_03: and they turned down several before they decided on the one that they all agreed
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SPEAKER_03: upon.
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SPEAKER_03: So...
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SPEAKER_02: Well, it's still what I just said.
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SPEAKER_02: This was created and aged in a barrel long before they had the idea.
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SPEAKER_02: And then they picked one and they said, well, let's slap our name on this.
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SPEAKER_03: But they would not like you saying that they just slapped their name on it.
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SPEAKER_02: But that's the truth, though.
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SPEAKER_02: It's not like they had any information.
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SPEAKER_02: They didn't have this idea
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SPEAKER_03: 18 years ago.
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SPEAKER_03: They didn't have any input on the aging process
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SPEAKER_02: and they are making it much like Jeff Tate did with his Insania wine.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, correct.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, Jeff Tate, according to him, he had hands-on, you know, Yeah.
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SPEAKER_02: On the fruits and things that they used in the wine and,
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SPEAKER_02: you know,
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SPEAKER_02: the mixture and the aging and the bottling and from start to finish,
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SPEAKER_02: according to Jeff, he was hands-on.
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SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, everything except for the aging,
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SPEAKER_03: according to Rachel and Snake,
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SPEAKER_03: they were hands-on, including the
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SPEAKER_02: bottle and the label and everything else.
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SPEAKER_03: The bottle and the label, Jesus Christ.
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SPEAKER_03: But the 18-year part is to coincide with 18 in life.
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SPEAKER_03: That's what I was told.
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SPEAKER_02: I get it.
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SPEAKER_02: I get the marketing of that.
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SPEAKER_03: That's what I was told.
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SPEAKER_02: So here it is.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, aside from Skid Row, who else puts their label on that bottle, on that rum?
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SPEAKER_02: Nobody, I don't think.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, how do you know?
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: What I'm trying to get at is who else markets this rum under their name?
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SPEAKER_02: Not under the Skid Row name, but under, say, like...
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SPEAKER_03: XYZ Rum Company
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SPEAKER_02: or whatever?
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SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I mean, it doesn't...
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SPEAKER_03: It's the same stuff that Skid Row is putting out.
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SPEAKER_03: I feel ripped off.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, if they're doing it, it's a very white-label product because there's no...
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SPEAKER_03: No other.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, here it is.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_03: 18 in life, brandsforfans.com.
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SPEAKER_03: Well, let's look that up.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: All right.
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SPEAKER_03: You're taking me down a path.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's an interesting discussion.
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SPEAKER_03: It's, you know, that's fine.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, again, I know you're a big fan of David Ellefson and his coffee.
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SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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SPEAKER_02: How much input does David have in the coffee process,
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SPEAKER_02: the baking of the beans and the harvesting and the,
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SPEAKER_02: you know, whether it's
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SPEAKER_02: dark roast or light roast and the quality of the beans?
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SPEAKER_02: Does he have Juan Valdez working for him personally and inspecting every bean
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SPEAKER_02: that he What's the deal?
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SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_03: I don't think he does that,
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SPEAKER_03: but you might be onto something here because I looked it up and sure as shit,
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SPEAKER_03: there is 15 different bands.
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SPEAKER_02: That was kind of how I was looking at that.
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SPEAKER_02: It's just like, okay, so you were able to just slap your brand on this.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's see.
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SPEAKER_03: Here's the Skid Row Spirits.
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SPEAKER_03: And they have, this is the one I have.
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SPEAKER_03: They have a vodka.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty impressed.
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SPEAKER_03: They sent me a fucking $90 bottle of rum.
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SPEAKER_03: That's pretty nice.
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SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know if the, let's see if the Motorhead rum.
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SPEAKER_03: Do they have a rum?
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SPEAKER_03: They have a premium dark rum.
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SPEAKER_02: They do.
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SPEAKER_03: It's cheaper.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's probably Captain Morgan.
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SPEAKER_03: So if it's the same shit, buy the Motorhead.
15:43
SPEAKER_03: It's cheaper.
15:49
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I guess all the bands, Ozzy, Def Leppard.
15:53
SPEAKER_03: It's Def Leppard talking.
15:55
SPEAKER_03: Def Leppard Rocket Vodka.
15:59
SPEAKER_03: Def Leppard Animal.
16:00
SPEAKER_02: I'm going to drink some of that animal.
16:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
16:04
SPEAKER_03: Let's get that rocket
16:05
SPEAKER_02: in you.
16:06
SPEAKER_02: Right.
16:07
SPEAKER_02: I'll throw the K in there for collection.
16:11
SPEAKER_02: Notice that.
16:11
SPEAKER_02: Of course, because it's cool.
16:13
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's K for cool.
16:16
SPEAKER_03: That is.
16:17
SPEAKER_03: Look, Hammerfall Vodka.
16:18
SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
16:21
SPEAKER_03: Throats on fire, throats on fire.
16:23
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
16:25
SPEAKER_02: They got the shield up there.
16:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they do.
16:27
SPEAKER_03: It's Hammerfall.
16:31
SPEAKER_02: All right, enough about the marketing.
16:33
SPEAKER_02: Let's get this a taste test.
16:35
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, let's give it a shot here.
16:36
SPEAKER_02: All right.
16:43
SPEAKER_03: Not bad.
16:47
SPEAKER_03: It tastes pretty good for rum.
16:53
SPEAKER_03: I'm not the hugest rum drinker in the world, but that's not bad.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I like rum.
16:58
SPEAKER_03: Don't get me wrong.
17:01
SPEAKER_03: It's not bitter like Captain Morgan.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: It just kind of burns your tongue.
17:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's got a spice in it, though.
17:08
SPEAKER_02: Captain Morgan.
17:10
SPEAKER_02: It's like a spicier rum.
17:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that goes down pretty smooth, actually.
17:15
SPEAKER_03: That's not bad.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: All right.
17:17
SPEAKER_03: Good for Skid Row.
17:20
SPEAKER_03: Or Hammerfall or Motorhead or whoever else is using it.
17:23
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's the whole thing.
17:26
SPEAKER_02: It's just like, I guess if the fans...
17:30
SPEAKER_02: They're going to buy that.
17:31
SPEAKER_02: They just buy it for the label, I would imagine.
17:36
SPEAKER_02: I don't imagine any Skid Row fan is saying,
17:41
SPEAKER_03: oh, you got to have the Skid Row rum
17:44
SPEAKER_02: because it's the best rum.
17:45
SPEAKER_02: They probably get it to put it on their shelf,
17:48
SPEAKER_02: kind of like I do with the bottles that you see up over my head.
17:53
SPEAKER_02: They're not going to get opened.
17:55
SPEAKER_02: They're just a centerpiece, just something to show off.
17:59
SPEAKER_03: What does that mean?
18:01
SPEAKER_02: A Mouly drink.
18:03
SPEAKER_02: He's spelling Mouly, M-U-L-L-Y.
18:06
SPEAKER_03: I figured Sal knows everything about being an alcoholic.
18:08
SPEAKER_02: Maybe it was a term I didn't know.
18:11
SPEAKER_02: Well, he's not drinking Hennessy, Sal.
18:14
SPEAKER_02: No, Hennessy, come on.
18:16
SPEAKER_02: That's a Mouly drink.
18:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean, come on, man.
18:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm not throwing back the beef eater gin here.
18:27
SPEAKER_03: Mouly.
18:29
SPEAKER_02: A molly drink.
18:32
SPEAKER_02: No, that is not the drink of the Moulin Yon.
18:37
SPEAKER_03: Not a bad drink.
18:40
SPEAKER_02: All right.
18:41
SPEAKER_02: Are you starting to feel warm yet?
18:43
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
18:44
SPEAKER_02: Not yet?
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Nah.
18:46
SPEAKER_02: Usually when you hit that first drink or two, your insides start to get a little warm.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: That's fine.
18:53
SPEAKER_02: All right.
18:54
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I'm more of an alcoholic than you thought.
18:58
SPEAKER_02: All right.
19:00
SPEAKER_02: It starts to absorb and you start to get a little warm.
19:03
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
19:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm sure.
19:05
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure by the time, I mean, I haven't drank much of it.
19:07
SPEAKER_03: Right, of course.
19:08
SPEAKER_03: By the time I get to the bottom of this, I'll be like, yeah.
19:13
SPEAKER_02: Can we end the show early?
19:16
SPEAKER_02: Dude, it's one o'clock.
19:17
SPEAKER_02: I'm done.
19:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm tired.
19:19
SPEAKER_02: I need to take a rest.
19:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I got to go to sleep.
19:22
SPEAKER_03: Right.
19:24
SPEAKER_02: Are you going to share some of your Skid Row 18 in life with the naked chicks on
19:30
SPEAKER_02: the poles in the background there?
19:32
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
19:33
SPEAKER_02: Ordering them up now, but they got to do them in shots.
19:35
SPEAKER_02: Right.
19:35
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
19:36
SPEAKER_03: Triple shots.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: Three each.
19:39
SPEAKER_03: Nine shots.
19:40
SPEAKER_03: Get them fucked up so I can take advantage of them.
19:43
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
19:44
SPEAKER_02: All right.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: All right.
19:46
SPEAKER_02: Well, why don't you show the bottle once again?
19:48
SPEAKER_02: Just let the fans know that it's out there and you got a free one.
19:54
SPEAKER_03: There it is.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: Look at that.
19:56
SPEAKER_03: 18 in life.
19:57
SPEAKER_03: 18 in life vodka rum.
20:00
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:01
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: Nice of them.
20:02
SPEAKER_03: I do want to thank them for sending it to me.
20:05
SPEAKER_03: What's funny is I did not expect the big bottle.
20:09
SPEAKER_03: I, I, when I,
20:10
SPEAKER_03: when I was originally asked if I would do this,
20:13
SPEAKER_03: I, I thought I was told I was getting like the airplane version.
20:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
20:18
SPEAKER_02: Like, you know, the little, the little tester bottle.
20:20
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:21
SPEAKER_02: That I would open and put in a cup and the one shot bottle.
20:24
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:25
SPEAKER_03: And that would be the taste test because that was kind of what we were talking
20:28
SPEAKER_03: about was the taste test.
20:30
SPEAKER_03: And then I get this big ass bottle delivered to me.
20:32
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, all right, great.
20:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm sure next time I have a party,
20:37
SPEAKER_03: John and AJ will drink the whole fucking bottle, especially AJ.
20:39
SPEAKER_02: That'll be gone in 10 minutes.
20:41
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
20:42
SPEAKER_03: Because AJ, every time AJ comes over here, if I have rum, he drinks all of it.
20:46
SPEAKER_02: All right.
20:48
SPEAKER_02: So it will go if AJ shows up.
20:50
SPEAKER_02: Well, I can't say that I'm a rum guy.
20:53
SPEAKER_03: I used to drink rum a lot.
20:55
SPEAKER_03: When I was in Korea, I used to drink rum all the time.
20:58
SPEAKER_03: They had this Captain Q knock or Captain Morgan knockoff called Captain Q.
21:03
SPEAKER_02: Is that like the Mr. Pibb
21:06
SPEAKER_03: of rum?
21:08
SPEAKER_03: Dude, it was in the same bottle and everything.
21:11
SPEAKER_03: It literally was the same bottle, but it didn't have the pirate on it.
21:14
SPEAKER_03: It had like a different pirate, and he wasn't stepping on something.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: He was just standing there.
21:19
SPEAKER_02: And it was Captain Q.
21:21
SPEAKER_02: All right.
21:22
SPEAKER_03: And I used to drink... See, in the Army at that point, you were...
21:29
SPEAKER_03: You were only allowed to buy four units of alcohol on base.
21:34
SPEAKER_03: So you could buy four cases of beer or four fifths
21:41
SPEAKER_03: of liquor or any combination of such.
21:44
SPEAKER_03: So you could buy like two cases and two bottles or whatever.
21:48
SPEAKER_03: And then you had what they called a ration card.
21:51
SPEAKER_03: And then if you went over,
21:53
SPEAKER_03: then your first sergeant would get notified that you went over on the ration card.
21:58
SPEAKER_02: You're becoming an alky.
22:00
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
22:00
SPEAKER_03: And I was there 26 months, I believe, or 27 months, and I went over on it like 19 times.
22:09
SPEAKER_02: I went over every time because I was always- Apparently there was no consequence for
22:13
SPEAKER_02: that because how do you go over that 19 times?
22:17
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to tell you how.
22:19
SPEAKER_03: General's driver.
22:20
SPEAKER_03: That's my point.
22:21
SPEAKER_02: Nobody fucked with me.
22:22
SPEAKER_02: There was no consequence for that.
22:24
SPEAKER_02: It's like, I'm enjoying me some spirits.
22:29
SPEAKER_03: But they did.
22:30
SPEAKER_03: They definitely did bring me into the office once a month,
22:34
SPEAKER_03: go, God damn it, Aiken, you went over your limit again on the rations.
22:38
SPEAKER_03: And I'd be like, okay, I won't do that again.
22:40
SPEAKER_02: And you said, how do you expect me to entertain my Korean followers?
22:46
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that's right.
22:48
SPEAKER_03: So what I ended up doing, though,
22:50
SPEAKER_03: was I ended up buying either Soju or Captain Q off base,
22:55
SPEAKER_03: you know, so that I wouldn't go as far.
22:57
SPEAKER_03: Because there was one month I went over, like, again, we were allowed four in one month.
23:01
SPEAKER_03: I bought like 12.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: I just knew it was over.
23:03
SPEAKER_03: I just didn't care.
23:04
SPEAKER_03: I was like, what are you really going to do?
23:06
SPEAKER_03: Make me go cut grass because I'm partying?
23:08
SPEAKER_03: I was like, fine, I'll go cut fucking grass.
23:10
SPEAKER_03: I want to have a good party.
23:12
SPEAKER_03: So I did.
23:13
SPEAKER_03: You know, I just didn't give a fuck.
23:16
SPEAKER_03: But...
23:18
SPEAKER_03: But once I started giving a fuck,
23:20
SPEAKER_03: then it was like, well,
23:22
SPEAKER_03: I'll buy four,
23:23
SPEAKER_03: five, six things at the package store, but I'll buy the rest of it off base.
23:27
SPEAKER_03: So I was buying a lot of Captain Q and a lot of soju.
23:31
SPEAKER_03: Dude, I remember one time,
23:33
SPEAKER_03: this is so stupid, such a dumb story, but we would get these surprise inspections.
23:40
SPEAKER_03: You've seen this in military movies and whatnot where...
23:43
SPEAKER_03: They come through and they look in your room and make sure your clothes are folded
23:48
SPEAKER_03: and your socks are rolled and your uniforms are pressed, you
23:51
SPEAKER_02: know, all that.
23:51
SPEAKER_02: And they discovered a jelly donut in your footlocker in front of the rest of the platoon.
23:57
SPEAKER_03: No, that did not happen.
23:59
SPEAKER_03: But I'll tell you what they did discover, which was not any better.
24:03
SPEAKER_03: They came in once on one of these inspections and opened my refrigerator
24:07
SPEAKER_03: because they would open it to see if it was clean or not.
24:11
SPEAKER_03: It was full.
24:13
SPEAKER_03: Top to bottom of booze.
24:16
SPEAKER_03: No food in it.
24:17
SPEAKER_03: None.
24:18
SPEAKER_03: Just like three or four cases of soju and
24:25
SPEAKER_03: any kind of other alcohol and beer
24:27
SPEAKER_03: and just nothing but booze.
24:30
SPEAKER_03: And they were like, what the fuck is going on with you?
24:32
SPEAKER_03: And I was like, I'm just having fun, man.
24:37
SPEAKER_03: My room is where the party starts.
24:39
SPEAKER_03: And that was kind of what it was,
24:41
SPEAKER_03: was On a Friday night,
24:43
SPEAKER_03: I was the only one that had a stereo and a TV in the barracks.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: And I was barely ever in the barracks.
24:50
SPEAKER_03: I lived off base, but I had a room in the barracks.
24:54
SPEAKER_03: But on Friday nights, everybody would pile into my room.
24:57
SPEAKER_03: And I always got back to the barracks later than everybody else.
25:01
SPEAKER_03: Like everybody got off work at 5 o'clock and they were back in the barracks at 5.30
25:06
SPEAKER_03: and they'd start partying on a Friday.
25:08
SPEAKER_03: But I was driving the general,
25:10
SPEAKER_03: and most times I'd get home,
25:12
SPEAKER_03: by the time I dropped him off and whatnot,
25:13
SPEAKER_03: I'd get back to the barracks around 7, 7.30.
25:19
SPEAKER_03: By then, they're already watching porno on my VCR and my stereo's blasting, and it got loud.
25:27
SPEAKER_03: And it was always fun.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: My room literally was where the party started.
25:34
SPEAKER_00: Right.
25:35
SPEAKER_03: So, you know,
25:36
SPEAKER_03: it was just always funny to,
25:38
SPEAKER_03: to see that that always happened in my room,
25:40
SPEAKER_03: but I kept it well stocked,
25:42
SPEAKER_03: but I kept my room stocked for it so that people would just come in the room
25:46
SPEAKER_03: and everybody was comfortable to just go to the fridge and grab a bottle of soda
25:49
SPEAKER_03: or whatever.
25:50
SPEAKER_03: Like the green room in the army.
25:52
SPEAKER_03: Yes, exactly.
25:56
SPEAKER_02: I, uh, sent you an email since we're on this subject.
26:00
SPEAKER_02: This is, uh, This is compliments of my nephew, by the way.
26:06
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: You sent it?
26:08
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
26:10
SPEAKER_02: Didn't get it yet.
26:12
SPEAKER_02: No?
26:13
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
26:17
SPEAKER_02: No, I didn't get it.
26:19
SPEAKER_02: No, you can't do the text thing.
26:23
SPEAKER_02: He sent a photo here, so check this real quick.
26:28
SPEAKER_03: Oh, maybe it just hasn't got here yet, then.
26:33
SPEAKER_02: All right.
26:35
SPEAKER_02: He was listening to the,
26:36
SPEAKER_03: I got it now.
26:37
SPEAKER_02: Oh, did you?
26:38
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
26:40
SPEAKER_03: Oh, there it is.
26:41
SPEAKER_02: Look, he found that for you right away.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: Sure as shit.
26:47
SPEAKER_03: That is what I used to drink.
26:49
SPEAKER_03: The captain Q.
26:53
SPEAKER_03: God, I haven't seen that.
26:56
SPEAKER_03: There you go.
26:56
SPEAKER_01: Captain Q.
27:00
SPEAKER_03: Although ours had a different bottle than that.
27:02
SPEAKER_03: The one that I used to drink had a different bottle than that.
27:06
SPEAKER_02: But same label.
27:08
SPEAKER_03: We had the bottle that was kind of, I don't know, triangular or whatever, like Captain Morgan's.
27:14
SPEAKER_03: That bottle looks like a milk jug.
27:19
SPEAKER_02: Is that some Korean writing on that?
27:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it says Captain Q on it.
27:23
SPEAKER_02: Is that what that is?
27:24
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
27:24
SPEAKER_02: All right.
27:26
SPEAKER_03: And the bottom here...
27:30
SPEAKER_03: It's been a while, but it says something about...
27:32
SPEAKER_03: Extra mature.
27:34
SPEAKER_03: I don't think that's what this says, though.
27:36
SPEAKER_03: I think this says something about...
27:37
SPEAKER_03: Extra mature.
27:39
SPEAKER_03: This says Captain Q. I know that.
27:42
SPEAKER_03: This down here, I think it says like aged rum or some kind of rum.
27:48
SPEAKER_03: I don't know what it says exactly.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: It's been a minute since I've read Korean, so... Yeah, Fuego hit that right on the head.
27:59
SPEAKER_03: Headache in a bottle.
28:00
SPEAKER_03: Amen.
28:03
SPEAKER_02: Didn't the police have a song called that?
28:06
SPEAKER_03: Headache in a bottle.
28:12
SPEAKER_03: What is this?
28:16
SPEAKER_03: I love you, Sal.
28:17
SPEAKER_03: I really don't hate you no matter what you think.
28:20
SPEAKER_03: Everything is political.
28:22
SPEAKER_03: We are talking nothing about politics.
28:25
SPEAKER_03: Why in the fuck are you bringing up politics?
28:28
SPEAKER_02: Tiananmen Square.
28:30
SPEAKER_02: He's not in Korea.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: I know, but it's over in Asia, so that's all.
28:35
SPEAKER_03: In that case.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, when he was in the National Guard, he wasn't in the Army.
28:39
SPEAKER_02: Jeez, oh man.
28:40
SPEAKER_02: Settle down, Sal.
28:41
SPEAKER_02: It's like, it's over, Sal.
28:43
SPEAKER_03: It's over!
28:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
28:45
SPEAKER_03: Sal, did you ever do something in America that did not involve politics?
28:48
SPEAKER_03: Ever?
28:50
SPEAKER_02: Go out and enjoy some pussy, Sal.
28:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no kidding.
28:53
SPEAKER_02: Go find some non-liberal pussy and go enjoy that.
28:56
SPEAKER_03: Even that?
28:57
SPEAKER_03: Or bang some liberal pussy and grudge fuck Trump into her asshole.
29:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, don't play your hand early.
29:05
SPEAKER_02: Just say, yeah, I'm down with the libs.
29:08
SPEAKER_02: Go bang her out and go, ha, ha, ha, ha.
29:10
SPEAKER_03: I just got filled with Trump jizz.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: Right when you come in her face,
29:15
SPEAKER_03: then reach under the bed and pull you out your fucking MAGA hat and put it on.
29:19
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, put it on and say, ha, ha.
29:22
SPEAKER_03: You just got the red wave of jizz in your face.
29:25
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I just grudge fucked you for being a liberal punt.
29:29
SPEAKER_03: How about that?
29:30
SPEAKER_03: How about that?
29:33
SPEAKER_03: Then you can have a good story to tell on the show, Sal.
29:35
SPEAKER_03: Jeez, oh man.
29:38
SPEAKER_03: Tampon Tim.
29:39
SPEAKER_03: What is this, last week?
29:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was yesterday's news.
29:42
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we're not talking about those fucking drips anymore.
29:45
SPEAKER_02: Right.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: Easy.
29:47
SPEAKER_03: I like the Captain Q. I haven't seen that in forever.
29:51
SPEAKER_03: I thought you might enjoy that.
29:52
SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
29:54
SPEAKER_02: My nephew is quick on the pulse.
29:58
SPEAKER_03: Well, thank you, James.
30:00
SPEAKER_03: Thank you, James.
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SPEAKER_03: Had to think of his name.
30:34
SPEAKER_03: I didn't want to say thank you, nephew.
30:36
SPEAKER_03: Sound like a total dick.
30:37
SPEAKER_03: The guy's only sent me like $300 worth of fucking toys and shit,
30:41
SPEAKER_03: and I'm like, hello, Neely Nephew.
30:44
SPEAKER_03: Sounded like a dude.
30:45
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
30:45
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:46
SPEAKER_02: Whatever your name is.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
30:47
SPEAKER_02: Hey, you're like, you're like dismissive.
30:49
SPEAKER_02: Like Jean was of a, Eddie trunk.
30:52
SPEAKER_03: Hey, you, Hey guy.
30:54
SPEAKER_03: Hey, it was so good to see you.
30:56
SPEAKER_03: Hey friend.
31:04
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31:04
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31:06
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31:08
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31:15
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31:22
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31:27
SPEAKER_03: Are you aware of this?
31:28
SPEAKER_03: Is there a new way?
31:29
SPEAKER_03: It's a new way.
31:31
SPEAKER_02: Cheaters will cheat regardless.
31:33
SPEAKER_02: And I don't know.
31:35
SPEAKER_02: Is there anything really new under the sun aside from news technology or...
31:42
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's what this is.
31:43
SPEAKER_02: It's new technology.
31:45
SPEAKER_02: Because, you know, there's typically nothing new under the sun.
31:51
SPEAKER_02: It's sort of adopting something that has already existed, but just putting a new twist on it.
31:57
SPEAKER_03: And that's just what this is.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what you're talking about,
32:01
SPEAKER_03: but I've been around
32:02
SPEAKER_02: long enough because I'm a fucking old man.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
32:06
SPEAKER_03: I've all been there, done that.
32:08
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
32:09
SPEAKER_03: Nothing new under the sun.
32:11
SPEAKER_03: Nope.
32:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, I read this and I was like, that's interesting.
32:19
SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I'll set this up.
32:22
SPEAKER_03: One of the biggest problems that cheaters have in today's world is they get caught
32:30
SPEAKER_03: because they use their technology to get caught.
32:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, of course.
32:34
SPEAKER_02: And it's just that people live,
32:39
SPEAKER_02: and this goes back to the first segment,
32:41
SPEAKER_02: they live their lives via the interwebs,
32:45
SPEAKER_02: whether it's social media or using their texting or their phones or their emails
32:53
SPEAKER_02: or their computers or whatever.
32:55
SPEAKER_02: And it's all traceable.
32:57
SPEAKER_02: Everything is traceable.
32:58
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, absolutely.
33:00
SPEAKER_02: One of the last, very last things, and I know that I'm not immune to being traced.
33:07
SPEAKER_02: Trust me, I'm well aware.
33:08
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
33:09
SPEAKER_02: But when it comes to...
33:12
SPEAKER_03: I'm a cash guy.
33:15
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
33:16
SPEAKER_02: And I don't like to leave a digital footprint everywhere I go.
33:22
SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
33:23
SPEAKER_02: So I don't pay...
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Restaurant bills with credit card.
33:28
SPEAKER_02: I don't pay for various other things with credit card.
33:31
SPEAKER_03: I pay it in cash.
33:34
SPEAKER_02: And again, I know that's just a silly quirk of mine.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: I understand it.
33:39
SPEAKER_02: I know that if somebody, be it a government entity or any enemy wants to...
33:46
SPEAKER_02: Find something on you.
33:47
SPEAKER_02: They're going to find it regardless.
33:49
SPEAKER_02: And same thing with the same thing with like the iPhone.
33:54
SPEAKER_02: I know the iPhone is a tracking device.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: I'm well aware of it.
33:58
SPEAKER_02: But one of the things that I never subscribe to is the cloud-based service.
34:03
SPEAKER_02: Never.
34:04
SPEAKER_02: My phone is not backed up on the cloud only because it's not that I have anything to hide.
34:11
SPEAKER_02: It's a privacy issue,
34:13
SPEAKER_02: but How many people,
34:15
SPEAKER_02: whether it's politicians or somebody they want to get to,
34:19
SPEAKER_02: they get the subpoena to crack the cloud and go,
34:23
SPEAKER_02: oh, will you back your iPhone up on blah, blah, blah.
34:27
SPEAKER_02: And we went in there and we found these files or we found these pictures
34:31
SPEAKER_02: or we found this blah, blah, blah on the cloud.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: I mean, I think Rudy Giuliani.
34:39
SPEAKER_02: The case against him,
34:42
SPEAKER_02: his detractors,
34:43
SPEAKER_02: his enemies,
34:45
SPEAKER_02: basically subpoenaed the cloud where he backed up a lot of his files
34:51
SPEAKER_02: from his iPhone.
34:54
SPEAKER_02: And when I got my new iPhone a year ago,
34:57
SPEAKER_02: the girl says, well, you're not subscribed to the cloud.
35:00
SPEAKER_02: Should I get this activated for you?
35:02
SPEAKER_02: I said, no, absolutely not.
35:04
SPEAKER_02: You know, so I don't back my iPhone up on anything, you know?
35:09
SPEAKER_02: Well, what if you lose it?
35:10
SPEAKER_02: Well, what if this, well, what if, again, everything is sold to you as convenience?
35:16
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
35:16
SPEAKER_02: What if, well,
35:17
SPEAKER_02: what if, well,
35:18
SPEAKER_02: if you're responsible,
35:19
SPEAKER_02: the what ifs chances are going to be very slim that it happens.
35:23
SPEAKER_02: But anyway, I'll get you get back to the story, but that's just my personal philosophy.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: No, it makes sense.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: I mean, believe me, I wish I didn't have so much Integrate it into everything.
35:35
SPEAKER_03: My whole life is up there somewhere.
35:37
SPEAKER_03: It's all in different pieces.
35:38
SPEAKER_03: It would take them several subpoenas to get it.
35:40
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but they'd find it.
35:41
SPEAKER_03: They would.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: They would find it.
35:43
SPEAKER_02: If you made some real enemies of the state.
35:45
SPEAKER_02: Oh, of course.
35:46
SPEAKER_02: They would track it down and hunt it down like a dog.
35:50
SPEAKER_03: Believe me,
35:50
SPEAKER_03: I worry more about them planting stuff in my cloud than I do about stuff I have on
35:56
SPEAKER_03: the cloud.
35:56
SPEAKER_03: Because all I have on the cloud is, you know.
35:59
SPEAKER_03: Of anything is work documents and permissible porn.
36:03
SPEAKER_03: So, you know, that's all I have.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: I do.
36:06
SPEAKER_03: It's all fucking milf on a boat or whatever.
36:10
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's not, it's not, Hey, here's a six year old.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: Right.
36:14
SPEAKER_03: You know, it's all, believe me, I'm very, very picky about the porn that I download.
36:20
SPEAKER_03: You know, I make sure that it's some old granny really.
36:23
SPEAKER_02: Old granny porn.
36:25
SPEAKER_03: It's not really granny porn, but they're like in their late 30s or so.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: Right.
36:29
SPEAKER_03: You can tell that they've got a few miles on them.
36:32
SPEAKER_02: They're mature porn.
36:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:35
SPEAKER_03: I'm petrified even of the 20-year-old porn anymore.
36:39
SPEAKER_03: And maybe it's just that I'm getting older, but the 20-year-olds look like kids to me now.
36:45
SPEAKER_03: So now it's like, all right, I need her to be like 35 or something.
36:48
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
36:49
SPEAKER_02: Kind of reminds me of that scene in the movie Mallrats where Ben Affleck gets busted
36:54
SPEAKER_02: at the end of the movie where they go, that girl was only 17.
36:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh, come on, guys.
37:00
SPEAKER_02: Look at her.
37:01
SPEAKER_02: You would have done her.
37:02
SPEAKER_02: Remember that?
37:03
SPEAKER_02: Remember that?
37:05
SPEAKER_02: Sure.
37:06
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well,
37:07
SPEAKER_03: that's why now I'm just like, well,
37:09
SPEAKER_03: I'm going to download this and it says,
37:11
SPEAKER_03: Stepmom fucking her grandson or something, or her son or whatever.
37:16
SPEAKER_03: I can watch that because the stepmom is
37:18
SPEAKER_02: of age.
37:19
SPEAKER_02: And I assume the guy is of age.
37:21
SPEAKER_02: Right.
37:22
SPEAKER_02: Does anybody care if the guy wasn't of age?
37:25
SPEAKER_03: No, of course not.
37:27
SPEAKER_03: Of course not.
37:28
SPEAKER_03: They judge a guy's age
37:30
SPEAKER_02: like you judge a tree's age.
37:31
SPEAKER_02: Well, that's where Judge Akin comes in and makes a ruling.
37:35
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
37:36
SPEAKER_02: Which, by the way,
37:36
SPEAKER_02: somewhere down the road,
37:37
SPEAKER_02: we're going to have to You know,
37:39
SPEAKER_02: solicit the judge because there's a lot of cases stacking up in the courtroom.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
37:44
SPEAKER_03: We can definitely do that.
37:46
SPEAKER_03: All right, go ahead.
37:47
SPEAKER_03: Chris isn't happy unless there's dry as old paper.
37:51
SPEAKER_03: Really?
37:52
SPEAKER_03: That ain't true.
37:53
SPEAKER_03: Dry as old paper.
37:55
SPEAKER_03: That's not true.
37:57
SPEAKER_03: Although sometimes a pussy can be a little too wet.
38:00
SPEAKER_02: Well, that reminds me, and I'll let you get back to this story.
38:03
SPEAKER_03: If we ever get to this story.
38:04
SPEAKER_03: I know.
38:06
SPEAKER_02: So last night.
38:07
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
38:08
SPEAKER_02: Uh, Sal and his incoherent rants.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
38:11
SPEAKER_02: While Taylor and I were out.
38:15
SPEAKER_02: Uh, he said, um, uh, let's see here.
38:19
SPEAKER_02: We've got to read this real quick.
38:22
SPEAKER_02: He was out with his friend, uh, his friend, Mark.
38:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
38:26
SPEAKER_03: And he said, uh, is that sometimes working Mark?
38:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
38:30
SPEAKER_03: No, it's right.
38:32
SPEAKER_03: Mark.
38:34
SPEAKER_02: He said, Mark wants to battle you to the death over Susanna Hoffs.
38:43
SPEAKER_03: Meaning what?
38:44
SPEAKER_03: He thinks that Susanna Hoffs is not hot?
38:46
SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
38:47
SPEAKER_02: He wants to fight me for Susanna Hoffs as if I have some kind of claim on her or something.
38:53
SPEAKER_03: He can have her.
38:55
SPEAKER_02: Perfect answer.
38:56
SPEAKER_02: This is my answer.
38:57
SPEAKER_02: You're reading my mind.
39:00
SPEAKER_02: So I hit him back with...
39:04
SPEAKER_02: Mark with a C can have Susanna Hoffs.
39:08
SPEAKER_02: She's a dried up old lady who's banged out a couple of kids, not a fan of cottage cheese belly.
39:18
SPEAKER_02: So then Mark supposedly grabs Cell's phone and says, Neely, it's Mark here.
39:27
SPEAKER_02: Dried up my ass.
39:29
SPEAKER_02: I can fix that fast.
39:31
SPEAKER_02: I'm sorry, your geriatric old ass can't make that happen.
39:37
SPEAKER_02: And then Sal chimes in, sorry, he stole my phone.
39:43
SPEAKER_02: So I showed it to Taylor, and she grabs my phone, and she says, Mark, Taylor here.
39:51
SPEAKER_02: Mind you, Taylor's 30.
39:52
SPEAKER_02: Right.
39:53
SPEAKER_02: Wendell keeps that shit wetter than Hurricane Helena and Milton,
39:59
SPEAKER_02: so eat shit, nigger lover, and fuck you, pal.
40:03
SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
40:04
SPEAKER_02: And I said, sorry, Taylor stole my phone.
40:13
SPEAKER_03: Now that's an interaction.
40:15
SPEAKER_02: So that's my entertainment for the evening.
40:18
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no shit.
40:20
SPEAKER_02: This is what happens when you get random texts from drunk guys trying to show
40:26
SPEAKER_02: whose dick is bigger in this situation.
40:29
SPEAKER_03: I'll out shock you, pal.
40:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: All right.
40:34
SPEAKER_03: Now get back to it.
40:35
SPEAKER_03: All right.
40:36
SPEAKER_03: Let's talk about this cheating.
40:38
SPEAKER_03: So cheaters, as we know, a lot of times they use these apps like special apps to cheat.
40:46
SPEAKER_03: All right.
40:47
SPEAKER_03: But it gets easy to figure them out because they're like the stray app on the guy's phone.
40:54
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
40:55
SPEAKER_03: You know, it'll be like some random calculator app or some shit.
40:57
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, of course.
40:58
SPEAKER_02: It's like putting your lover's name in your phone under mom.
41:06
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:07
SPEAKER_02: Or Aunt Heloise.
41:08
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, or some dumb thing, right?
41:11
SPEAKER_03: Right.
41:12
SPEAKER_03: Well, iPhone users figured out how to use...
41:17
SPEAKER_03: A resident app to cheat with.
41:21
SPEAKER_02: What is that?
41:22
SPEAKER_02: What is resident app?
41:23
SPEAKER_03: It comes with the installation.
41:24
SPEAKER_03: You have it on your phone.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
41:26
SPEAKER_02: All right.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: All right.
41:27
SPEAKER_02: Like the band whatever.
41:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, band camp or whatever.
41:31
SPEAKER_03: That's not the one they're using.
41:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I understand.
41:34
SPEAKER_02: Let me see.
41:35
SPEAKER_02: What is the one that just comes with the phone?
41:37
SPEAKER_02: Like the app store?
41:39
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
41:41
SPEAKER_02: What else?
41:42
SPEAKER_03: The one in question is the Notes app.
41:46
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was just looking at that.
41:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, I get it.
41:51
SPEAKER_03: Apparently, you can share notes with other people.
41:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
41:59
SPEAKER_03: And so people are throwing porn pictures,
42:02
SPEAKER_03: pictures of their dick or girls' tits or whatever in notes.
42:07
SPEAKER_03: And in a million years, who's looking at the notes app?
42:10
SPEAKER_02: Of course, because it looks like a throwaway app that nobody uses this.
42:14
SPEAKER_02: Nobody uses it.
42:15
SPEAKER_02: No one uses notes.
42:16
SPEAKER_02: Or they put their grocery list on it or something.
42:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
42:20
SPEAKER_03: But then these people, I'm not going to read the whole thing because it's not, you get the gist.
42:28
SPEAKER_03: The jizz.
42:29
SPEAKER_03: You get the jizz of this.
42:30
SPEAKER_03: Of course.
42:32
SPEAKER_03: Because Susanna Hoffs has a wet jizzy pussy.
42:35
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, way back in 1985.
42:38
SPEAKER_03: No, right now, if you knew how to diddle that thing, Neely, Mark told you a thing or two.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: I know.
42:45
SPEAKER_03: It's not like I'm not getting young snatch.
42:48
SPEAKER_03: No, not at all.
42:50
SPEAKER_03: You're getting old dust filled.
42:51
SPEAKER_03: You got to pull the cobwebs off.
42:54
SPEAKER_03: You're sticking your dick through and a fucking spider crawls up on it
42:58
SPEAKER_03: because you wrecked its home.
43:00
SPEAKER_03: Shut up, Mark.
43:02
SPEAKER_03: Douchebag.
43:05
SPEAKER_03: Anyway.
43:06
SPEAKER_02: Yes.
43:07
SPEAKER_03: So what they're doing is they're sharing with other people that have iPhones
43:12
SPEAKER_03: and putting their dick pics and their tit pics back and forth
43:16
SPEAKER_03: and their communications so that now
43:19
SPEAKER_03: it's not on, you know, it doesn't show up in text.
43:24
SPEAKER_03: There's no text to delete.
43:26
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
43:28
SPEAKER_03: And there's no strange app.
43:30
SPEAKER_03: Where some chick could look at the phone and go, what is this?
43:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what is this?
43:35
SPEAKER_02: What does that do?
43:36
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, why do you have this app on here?
43:40
SPEAKER_03: Why do you have three mapping apps on your phone?
43:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a shadow app as well.
43:46
SPEAKER_03: But now they're just like, well, we'll just use the resident ticket, we'll share it.
43:50
SPEAKER_03: And I don't know, I don't use the Notes app, but I believe you can also password it.
43:56
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
43:56
SPEAKER_03: You can password a note.
43:58
SPEAKER_03: So...
44:01
SPEAKER_03: So this is what people have resorted to now.
44:03
SPEAKER_03: All right.
44:05
SPEAKER_02: Well, see, here's the thing, and this is just my personal philosophy.
44:13
SPEAKER_02: Now, granted,
44:15
SPEAKER_02: when people get into long-term relationships or even get to the point
44:19
SPEAKER_02: of being married,
44:20
SPEAKER_02: a lot of people don't realize what they're bargaining for when they choose
44:27
SPEAKER_02: to get this And they think it's just going to be rosy,
44:36
SPEAKER_02: peachy keen from here on until the end of the days,
44:39
SPEAKER_02: like Sebastian Bach says, I meant it for life.
44:43
SPEAKER_02: Is that what your first wife thought, that you meant it for life?
44:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm sure that's
44:48
SPEAKER_02: what he thought, too, on that day.
44:49
SPEAKER_02: Was it 18 in life for you, Sebastian?
44:52
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
44:53
SPEAKER_03: Well, who doesn't?
44:54
SPEAKER_02: I mean, dude, when you got married, you thought it was for life.
44:56
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, and this is my point.
45:00
SPEAKER_02: Nobody knows how that's going to turn out in the long run, as the Eagles would say.
45:06
SPEAKER_02: Right.
45:07
SPEAKER_02: But when you're in that relationship and it's going south,
45:12
SPEAKER_02: Chris Hagen, rather than go, you know, this is going south.
45:18
SPEAKER_02: I don't have the desire to carry on anymore, my wayward son.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
45:23
SPEAKER_02: As Kansas says, look at me making all the music reference.
45:28
SPEAKER_02: Why don't you just put an end to it instead of going out and trying
45:33
SPEAKER_02: to figure some clever way to seek out a new lover relationship, whatever.
45:42
SPEAKER_02: And I'm going to tell you from personal experiences,
45:45
SPEAKER_02: my most fulfilling,
45:48
SPEAKER_02: fulfilling experiences when it comes to Quote-unquote relationships has always been
45:55
SPEAKER_02: the friends with benefits.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
45:58
SPEAKER_02: They never lasted long, but the fulfilling part was fantastic.
46:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
46:06
SPEAKER_02: Because if you're looking for a lover,
46:10
SPEAKER_02: you know,
46:11
SPEAKER_02: daytime friends and nighttime lovers type thing,
46:15
SPEAKER_02: the friends with benefits thing, for me personally, has always been the best.
46:22
SPEAKER_02: The best sex,
46:23
SPEAKER_02: the best experiences,
46:29
SPEAKER_02: the hit it and quit it type thing and tell us you next week sometime or in two days
46:35
SPEAKER_02: or whatever it is.
46:37
SPEAKER_02: That's always worked for me the best.
46:40
SPEAKER_03: Well, and the reason it's the best is because you have to be on your best behavior.
46:44
SPEAKER_03: Right.
46:44
SPEAKER_03: You can't get comfortable and lazy.
46:46
SPEAKER_02: I agree.
46:47
SPEAKER_02: I completely agree with that.
46:50
SPEAKER_02: And the long-term relationships,
46:52
SPEAKER_02: I think the longest relationship I've ever had was typically about five years.
46:59
SPEAKER_03: Right.
47:00
SPEAKER_02: And they were fulfilling at the beginning.
47:04
SPEAKER_02: But, you know,
47:05
SPEAKER_02: as time wears on,
47:07
SPEAKER_02: and I can't even imagine what it's like to be in a relationship or a marriage
47:12
SPEAKER_02: or anything different.
47:14
SPEAKER_02: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25 years, Chris Aiken.
47:19
SPEAKER_02: I can't even fathom what that'd be like.
47:23
SPEAKER_02: Not saying it's not possible because I know people do it,
47:26
SPEAKER_02: but I know from my personal experience,
47:30
SPEAKER_02: what I've experienced,
47:31
SPEAKER_02: I can't even imagine not getting some new puss after so many years.
47:40
SPEAKER_02: Right.
47:41
SPEAKER_02: I can't even imagine that.
47:46
SPEAKER_02: But getting back to this whole app thing,
47:51
SPEAKER_02: if life has gotten to the point to where you're just like,
47:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm done,
47:54
SPEAKER_02: I'm fucking done with this, get out of that relationship, get it done and over with.
48:02
SPEAKER_02: Because if you have to start doing the whole cheating thing and having to hide all
48:07
SPEAKER_02: of your activities and taking the chance of being discovered...
48:12
SPEAKER_02: To me, personally, that's just too risky, and it's a lot of stress.
48:17
SPEAKER_02: It's too much stress.
48:20
SPEAKER_02: I hope she doesn't find out.
48:22
SPEAKER_02: I've got to figure out a way to make it seem like I was at work later than I really am.
48:27
SPEAKER_02: It's just too much.
48:30
SPEAKER_02: Too much planning and deception and trying to figure out how to get around it.
48:35
SPEAKER_02: And how am I going to explain this when I get home?
48:38
SPEAKER_02: And how do I get that pussy smell off of me?
48:42
SPEAKER_02: I remember some of the old ONA shows where Anthony was talking about being married.
48:49
SPEAKER_02: And how he pretended his car broke down and he had to douse himself in gasoline
48:55
SPEAKER_02: and grease and get the shower right away to get the pussy smell off of him.
49:04
SPEAKER_03: Dude, I can because,
49:07
SPEAKER_03: and I'll admit it, I was a horrible cheater when I got to Korea, especially.
49:16
SPEAKER_03: When I got to Korea...
49:18
SPEAKER_03: I was 18 years old or whatever, and I would lie and tell any girl anything.
49:25
SPEAKER_03: Anything.
49:26
SPEAKER_03: I didn't care.
49:27
SPEAKER_03: I just was like, whatever.
49:28
SPEAKER_03: If it got me laid, I told them anything.
49:31
SPEAKER_03: I told them they were the one and only.
49:33
SPEAKER_03: I proposed to 14 different girls.
49:36
SPEAKER_03: I fucking bought rings.
49:37
SPEAKER_03: I bought several rings.
49:41
SPEAKER_03: I can't tell you how many times I knew I was closed.
49:43
SPEAKER_03: I was like, well, you know what?
49:45
SPEAKER_03: This would be even more special because I really do love you.
49:48
SPEAKER_03: And I would just throw that line out there like nothing.
49:51
SPEAKER_03: And these girls would just fucking fall for it.
49:55
SPEAKER_03: They'd fall for it.
49:55
SPEAKER_03: And next thing I know,
49:57
SPEAKER_03: the legs are fucking hitting both ends of the edges of the room because they're
50:02
SPEAKER_03: so wide open.
50:03
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I lied about everything.
50:05
SPEAKER_03: And I'll tell you the worst part about cheating, because I know this to be true.
50:10
SPEAKER_03: The worst part is when you're caught.
50:12
SPEAKER_03: There's nothing worse than when you get caught.
50:16
SPEAKER_03: That is the worst.
50:20
SPEAKER_03: No, Fuego, I do not have three Korean brides over.
50:26
SPEAKER_01: Yo, metalheads!
50:28
SPEAKER_01: You ready to let the beast out of its cage?
50:30
SPEAKER_01: This ain't just an album.
50:32
SPEAKER_01: This is Iron Maiden's The Number of the Beast.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: The riffs hit harder.
50:36
SPEAKER_01: The bass thunders deeper.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: Dickinson's voice rips your soul in half.
50:41
SPEAKER_01: Right?
50:41
SPEAKER_01: Run to the Hills, Hallowed Be Thy Name, the title track that made Eddie immortal.
50:46
SPEAKER_01: Every track sounds like it's straight from the devil's own amp.
50:49
SPEAKER_01: Crank it to 11 and feel the power that defined heavy metal.
50:52
SPEAKER_01: Don't walk.
50:53
SPEAKER_01: Run to the link at the bottom of the screen and grab this beast right now before it sells out.
50:58
SPEAKER_02: May I love you a long time?
51:00
SPEAKER_03: Well, shit, let me go to Facebook.
51:02
SPEAKER_03: I'll show three of the different ones that I was engaged to.
51:06
SPEAKER_03: Engaged?
51:07
SPEAKER_03: Well, that I said I want to marry you and Bought rings and shit.
51:13
SPEAKER_03: I can show you pictures.
51:18
SPEAKER_03: They're all on my fucking Facebook.
51:20
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah.
51:20
SPEAKER_02: That's another thing.
51:21
SPEAKER_02: As far as, you know, my personal thing, I never took pictures with chicks ever.
51:27
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I always did.
51:28
SPEAKER_02: Ever.
51:30
SPEAKER_02: There are very few pictures of me with somebody I was dating or whatever.
51:38
SPEAKER_02: There was never the couple photos, ever.
51:41
SPEAKER_02: Come on, take this picture.
51:42
SPEAKER_02: No, no, that's
51:44
SPEAKER_03: all right.
51:44
SPEAKER_02: I purposely avoided having couples pictures.
51:46
SPEAKER_02: Really?
51:46
SPEAKER_02: Ever.
51:46
SPEAKER_02: How did you avoid it?
52:00
SPEAKER_02: Just by saying, nah, that's all right.
52:04
SPEAKER_03: All right.
52:04
SPEAKER_03: Here's one.
52:05
SPEAKER_03: Let me stop this.
52:08
SPEAKER_03: Present.
52:09
SPEAKER_03: Share screen.
52:12
SPEAKER_03: This is Miss Han, who was the first guy ever fucking threw it out there, too.
52:17
SPEAKER_02: Look at you.
52:19
SPEAKER_02: Look at young Chris Akin.
52:21
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, young Chris.
52:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look at him doing the David Lee Roth thing with the ham.
52:26
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
52:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
52:27
SPEAKER_02: I'm just a gigolo.
52:29
SPEAKER_02: And everywhere I go.
52:32
SPEAKER_03: This was in the Cherry Boy Club.
52:33
SPEAKER_03: Look
52:34
SPEAKER_02: at that.
52:35
SPEAKER_03: And not on this night, but I can tell you, this girl actually gave me a handy in the club.
52:42
SPEAKER_03: It's one of my all-time favorite moments in that club was when we first started messing around.
52:48
SPEAKER_03: Like, that club never did any business.
52:49
SPEAKER_03: It was a really small, dark club.
52:52
SPEAKER_03: And, you know,
52:53
SPEAKER_03: the bigger clubs were up the hill a little bit,
52:55
SPEAKER_03: the Heavy Metal Club and the You know,
52:57
SPEAKER_03: Rock World and stuff like that were the bigger clubs.
53:01
SPEAKER_03: But the Cherry Boy was this little club.
53:02
SPEAKER_03: It had like three benches or not benches.
53:04
SPEAKER_03: What do you call them?
53:05
SPEAKER_03: Booths.
53:07
SPEAKER_03: Booths in the club.
53:08
SPEAKER_03: And we were in there one night.
53:09
SPEAKER_03: It was like 3 o'clock in the morning.
53:10
SPEAKER_03: We were all fucked up.
53:11
SPEAKER_03: And next thing I know, she started rubbing my dick.
53:13
SPEAKER_03: And I just unplugged my pants and pulled my dick out.
53:15
SPEAKER_03: I was like, here, take care of this shit.
53:17
SPEAKER_03: And she did.
53:19
SPEAKER_03: One of my favorite stories.
53:22
SPEAKER_03: So that's one.
53:23
SPEAKER_03: This is Miss Yoon or Miss Han.
53:26
SPEAKER_03: I forget which.
53:27
SPEAKER_03: I think Miss Han.
53:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, Miss Han.
53:31
SPEAKER_03: My first Korean girlfriend.
53:33
SPEAKER_03: See, look, I even have it labeled.
53:38
SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
53:39
SPEAKER_03: So there's Miss Han.
53:42
SPEAKER_03: And then there's Brenda here, who I really was in love with.
53:48
SPEAKER_03: I ain't going to lie.
53:49
SPEAKER_03: I really loved her.
53:51
SPEAKER_03: She's American girl.
53:52
SPEAKER_03: If you can believe that, like she had some, I was all in on the, on the Asian girls.
53:58
SPEAKER_03: She was like Amerasian or whatever.
54:00
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
54:01
SPEAKER_03: I was definitely in on Brenda.
54:02
SPEAKER_03: Brenda was like the exotic.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
54:05
SPEAKER_03: Well, she was a party or two,
54:06
SPEAKER_03: as you could see in this photo, she, she, she partied and my goodness, did she well.
54:14
SPEAKER_03: Oh my goodness.
54:15
SPEAKER_03: She was, she was ridiculously fun.
54:19
SPEAKER_03: But from what I understand,
54:21
SPEAKER_03: and I've told the story before about how I went to pick her up
54:26
SPEAKER_03: the first time we came home together, and I went to pick her up.
54:29
SPEAKER_03: She lives in Michigan.
54:30
SPEAKER_03: She still lives in Michigan.
54:32
SPEAKER_03: And I went to pick her up,
54:34
SPEAKER_03: and I knocked on the door to pick her up, and her husband answered the door.
54:42
SPEAKER_03: Is that a
54:42
SPEAKER_02: bottle of Captain Q in her hand?
54:44
SPEAKER_03: No, that is Southern Comfort there.
54:47
SPEAKER_03: And you can tell she ain't drank any.
54:50
SPEAKER_03: Look at the two of us.
54:52
SPEAKER_03: She looks sober.
54:54
SPEAKER_03: I look wasted.
54:55
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got the Joker face on.
54:57
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm just fucked up in this picture.
55:00
SPEAKER_03: But this is like one of my favorite photos ever because that's all the Bon Jovi
55:04
SPEAKER_03: and Def Leppard and Motley Crue shit.
55:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, look at that.
55:08
SPEAKER_03: This is me in 1987.
55:09
SPEAKER_02: Is that your stereo that you're so proud of?
55:13
SPEAKER_03: Yes, that is.
55:14
SPEAKER_03: That's my stereo that I had.
55:18
SPEAKER_03: That's it.
55:19
SPEAKER_03: I mean, it was a fun time.
55:22
SPEAKER_03: I loved Korea, man.
55:23
SPEAKER_02: I'm telling you, I understand that.
55:26
SPEAKER_02: I mean, the 80s were a great time.
55:29
SPEAKER_02: Great time to be alive.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: Look at this.
55:31
SPEAKER_02: You want to talk about embarrassing photos?
55:32
SPEAKER_03: That's me and my Bon Jovi shirt.
55:34
SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
55:35
SPEAKER_02: With a Colonel hat on.
55:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're ready to go drive the General.
55:39
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
55:40
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
55:41
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that probably would not have gone over well if he saw me wearing it.
55:45
SPEAKER_03: Because one of the rules, I mean,
55:47
SPEAKER_03: you are not supposed to,
55:49
SPEAKER_03: in any way, shape, or form, wear other insignia other than your own rank.
55:56
SPEAKER_03: And here I'm wearing a fucking 06 Colonel Bird, you know, on my hat.
56:01
SPEAKER_03: And I'm an E4 private or specialist or whatever.
56:05
SPEAKER_03: Probably a private at that point.
56:07
SPEAKER_02: You're like a sergeant major.
56:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, I
56:09
SPEAKER_03: wasn't that.
56:10
SPEAKER_03: Definitely didn't go that far.
56:12
SPEAKER_02: Well, you remember that MASH episode where they pick up a rank for radar?
56:17
SPEAKER_02: Yep.
56:18
SPEAKER_02: We're testing it out.
56:19
SPEAKER_02: How's Sergeant Major sound to you?
56:21
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it.
56:22
SPEAKER_02: I don't like it at all.
56:23
Right.
56:24
SPEAKER_03: All right.
56:26
SPEAKER_03: There's Cindy.
56:28
SPEAKER_03: That's another one.
56:28
SPEAKER_03: Look at me in a suit.
56:30
SPEAKER_02: Look at that.
56:32
SPEAKER_03: That's another one that I dated for a while in Korea.
56:35
SPEAKER_03: Cindy Marine.
56:37
SPEAKER_03: Her name was Marine, even though she was in the Army.
56:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, your friend to the left of you there got the Eisenhower jacket.
56:44
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that was the time.
56:45
SPEAKER_02: I know.
56:47
SPEAKER_02: I had several of those, several different suits that had the Eisenhower short jacket.
56:52
SPEAKER_03: I'm quite sure he was way over the top into Depeche mode and shit like that at the time.
56:57
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember.
56:59
SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember his name.
57:01
SPEAKER_03: I know this guy's name was Dave.
57:02
SPEAKER_03: I don't remember this guy's name.
57:03
SPEAKER_03: I think his last name was Searles, but I don't remember his first name at all.
57:09
SPEAKER_03: He was just some dude that was at...
57:11
SPEAKER_02: So were all three of you sharing that chick or what?
57:13
SPEAKER_03: No.
57:14
SPEAKER_03: No, I was definitely hitting that.
57:17
SPEAKER_03: But here's the same night a little later.
57:20
SPEAKER_03: I'm hammered in a robe with the robe belt tied as a tie.
57:27
SPEAKER_02: So are you enjoying some Skid Row 18 in life?
57:31
SPEAKER_03: Well, at that point, it was one day in life, I think.
57:33
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
57:35
SPEAKER_02: They just made it that day.
57:37
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
57:38
SPEAKER_03: It was just brewed.
57:40
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, this was, since we're showing pictures, this is one of my other favorite ones.
57:45
SPEAKER_03: Just because you see, A, I'm hammered.
57:49
SPEAKER_03: That's a common theme here.
57:51
SPEAKER_03: But you see my wrist and my hand is all fucking taped up.
57:55
SPEAKER_03: Because I'd been in a fight downtown and I got thrown through a mirror.
58:00
SPEAKER_03: And I went to,
58:02
SPEAKER_03: it was a mirror on a wall and I went to stop myself from being thrown
58:06
SPEAKER_03: and my hand went right through the mirror.
58:09
SPEAKER_03: And I got all sliced to shit, but it didn't stop me from partying the very next day.
58:15
SPEAKER_03: Right.
58:15
SPEAKER_02: Of course you had the dead and the pain.
58:18
SPEAKER_02: I did.
58:19
SPEAKER_02: You were like Bon Jovi giving me something for the pain.
58:22
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
58:23
SPEAKER_03: And there it was.
58:24
SPEAKER_03: And from the looks of that, it looks like Schlitz or something.
58:26
SPEAKER_03: It looks like some horrible shit.
58:29
SPEAKER_02: It was Buggy's beer.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: Yep.
58:31
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
58:33
SPEAKER_03: So anyway,
58:34
SPEAKER_03: that's just,
58:34
SPEAKER_03: um, A little bit of, yeah, Korea, I definitely was throwing anything to the chicks.
58:43
SPEAKER_03: I was definitely always going with the, oh, I love you so much.
58:46
SPEAKER_02: Of course.
58:47
SPEAKER_02: You were a young guy.
58:48
SPEAKER_02: You were just young and full of cum, ready to party.
58:53
SPEAKER_02: We'll be together forever.
58:54
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you were only in your late teens, so.
58:56
SPEAKER_02: That's right.
58:57
SPEAKER_02: You know, what do you know at that age?
59:00
SPEAKER_03: Not a damn thing.
59:01
SPEAKER_02: Of course not.
59:02
SPEAKER_03: Nothing, but fun times, so.
59:06
SPEAKER_03: Miss those times.
59:07
SPEAKER_02: Where have all the good times gone?
59:09
SPEAKER_03: Well, they're gone.
59:10
SPEAKER_03: That's for sure.
59:12
SPEAKER_02: Now it's just shit times.
59:18
SPEAKER_02: Well, not necessarily, but.
59:19
SPEAKER_03: No, I mean, there's still fun times.
59:21
SPEAKER_02: It's not like that.
59:22
SPEAKER_02: Life is what you make it.
59:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, before we wrap up this segment.
59:27
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
59:28
SPEAKER_02: Did you go do that
59:29
SPEAKER_03: yacht rod thing
59:30
SPEAKER_02: or is that tomorrow?
59:31
SPEAKER_03: No, I didn't.
59:32
SPEAKER_03: Dude.
59:34
SPEAKER_03: Talk about a bait and switch,
59:35
SPEAKER_03: and I'm happy to throw the Music Box Supper Club completely under the fucking bus
59:41
SPEAKER_03: for this.
59:41
SPEAKER_03: All right.
59:42
SPEAKER_03: I was kind of looking forward to hearing about this.
59:45
SPEAKER_03: I'm so pissed.
59:48
SPEAKER_03: So on their website, it said that it was like $12 in advance, 18 day of show.
59:58
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
59:59
SPEAKER_03: So I called him up to order tickets in advance.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_03: I was just going to order the tickets.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_03: And, you know, because 24 sounds better than 36 in my head.
1:00:08
SPEAKER_03: So I was like, yeah, you know, save 12 bucks.
1:00:11
SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
1:00:13
SPEAKER_03: I call him.
1:00:15
SPEAKER_03: I say, yeah, I want to reserve a table.
1:00:18
SPEAKER_03: You know, I want to come for this Yacht Rock thing.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay, sir, no problem.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_03: Will you be eating at the...
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_03: I thought that was included, right?
1:00:31
SPEAKER_03: Part of the thing, right?
1:00:33
SPEAKER_03: Right.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_03: No.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_03: It's $35 a piece to eat.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_03: $70 for two people.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_03: To eat fucking eggs.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_03: Are you fucking with me with this?
1:00:45
SPEAKER_02: Did that include any, you know, alcoholic beverages?
1:00:49
SPEAKER_02: No.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_02: It was the food buffet.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:00:53
SPEAKER_02: So $70 for two people to eat.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_03: To eat omelets and pancakes and listen to a cover band do fucking Same Old Lang Syne
1:01:05
SPEAKER_03: by Dan Fogelberger or whatever.
1:01:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_03: I was like, fuck you.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I was like, fuck this.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_03: So I didn't go.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_03: I was so annoyed with that shit.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_03: Well, did you get your money back on the pre-send?
1:01:18
SPEAKER_03: I didn't order them.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_03: Oh.
1:01:20
SPEAKER_03: I was calling to order them in advance.
1:01:22
SPEAKER_03: Oh, I gotcha.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_03: I was calling to order them in advance.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_03: So that was just the entry fee?
1:01:30
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it was $35 plus $12 each.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:01:35
SPEAKER_03: So times two, what is that?
1:01:37
SPEAKER_03: $50, $100.
1:01:38
SPEAKER_02: It was $100.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_03: $100 to go see a cover band and have a fucking plate of eggs.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_03: And that didn't even include cocktails.
1:01:46
SPEAKER_02: No, no cocktails.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_02: No cocktails.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_02: No cocktails.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_02: Wow.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
1:01:52
SPEAKER_02: What a rip.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it just didn't happen.
1:01:54
SPEAKER_03: No, so I just said, fuck this.
1:01:56
SPEAKER_03: And I called Kelly and she was like, good, because she didn't want to get up anyway.
1:02:03
SPEAKER_03: But still, I was annoyed with it because I actually wanted to go just as a day out.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_02: I mean, you talked about it for a couple of weeks in advance,
1:02:12
SPEAKER_02: so I knew it was something you kind of wanted to do just to get out of the house.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but Eagle Fly Free put it perfectly here in the chat.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_03: Straight ripoff.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:02:24
SPEAKER_03: So no, I did not go.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_03: So I got to find something else to do.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_02: So I guess there's no story there at all.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_03: I feel ripped off.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:02:31
SPEAKER_03: The story is the Music Box Supper Club totally fucks you on that thing.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_03: If you're looking for that Sunday thing to do at the Music Box,
1:02:40
SPEAKER_03: read it carefully because you will get fucked.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_00: Fucking jizz bags.
1:02:46
SPEAKER_03: Really did piss me off.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_03: It was annoying.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_03: All right.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_02: Fair enough.
1:02:51
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_02: I say we end this segment.
1:02:54
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_02: So thank you for the support and the sponsorship through our Locals page.
1:03:00
SPEAKER_02: And we may be doing something special tomorrow, according to Chris.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_02: Yes, we will be.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_02: Around 5 p.m. Eastern time.
1:03:07
SPEAKER_02: So if you're part of our Locals crew, you'll be able to tune in and check something out.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_03: Hold, please.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_03: Here's the difference, Sal.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_03: This was not like a real event.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_03: This was a, I'm just looking for something to do to fuck around event.
1:03:27
SPEAKER_03: And nobody wants to spend a hundred bucks to just have a fuck around event.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_03: If you're spending 200 bucks,
1:03:32
SPEAKER_03: I'd imagine you fucking had something like a legitimate thing you were doing.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_03: Don't you think?
1:03:38
SPEAKER_03: No, no.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_03: It's just his look to hang with his boys.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_03: Well, even that,
1:03:44
SPEAKER_03: that's better than sitting around listening to Yacht Rock for
1:03:46
SPEAKER_03: a hundred fucking bucks.
1:03:49
SPEAKER_03: I know I'm sounding cheap.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_03: I don't even give a shit.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_03: That's fucking too much money to drive.
1:03:55
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_03: That's just too much.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_03: So
1:04:02
SPEAKER_03: Anthony, I'm chatting with, he was in Tennessee tonight.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_03: He was speaking somewhere tonight.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_02: He actually talked about it on sharing is the return of his guns where he was going
1:04:16
SPEAKER_02: to be tonight in Nashville.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_03: So he's, he's in Tennessee tonight.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_03: But he did email me back.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_03: He's emailed me back a few times back and forth right away.
1:04:25
SPEAKER_03: He's definitely coming on.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_03: It may be next week.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_03: It just depends on his schedule.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_02: He said, I would love to do your show.
1:04:33
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_03: And then the only thing he said back was November's a busy month.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, he's just busy.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_03: So we'll get him.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_03: That's fine.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
1:04:45
SPEAKER_02: Trust me, if this is going to happen, we're going to make it happen.
1:04:47
SPEAKER_03: Yes, of course.
1:04:48
SPEAKER_03: And we're staying on it.
1:04:50
SPEAKER_03: And this guy definitely helped make it happen.
1:04:53
SPEAKER_03: So very much, big thanks to Jim Florentine, who we will talk about next.
1:04:59
SPEAKER_03: But yeah, it's happening.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_03: So relax, everybody.
1:05:04
SPEAKER_02: Hail and kill, Collar, you're on the air.
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SPEAKER_02: To me?
1:05:09
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_00: Hello?
1:05:10
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
1:05:10
SPEAKER_02: Hello?
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SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:05:11
SPEAKER_00: Is it me?
1:05:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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SPEAKER_00: Collar,
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SPEAKER_02: you're on the air.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Aiken, yeah.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_00: Aiken.
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SPEAKER_00: With those prices, are you kidding me?
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SPEAKER_00: It's a fucking no-brainer.
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SPEAKER_00: So what?
1:05:24
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean, so what?
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SPEAKER_03: It's a fucking ripoff.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_03: No, it's not.
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SPEAKER_03: How is it not?
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SPEAKER_03: To go in the morning?
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SPEAKER_03: Well, please,
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SPEAKER_00: give me a fucking break.
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SPEAKER_00: Around here, it's like brunch hit fucking benchmark is like $200.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_00: Well, that's because you live
1:05:45
SPEAKER_03: in a shit city.
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SPEAKER_00: I guess, but I
1:05:50
SPEAKER_03: don't care.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_03: You're right, you don't.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_03: I do.
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SPEAKER_03: I can think of better things.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_03: If I'm going to spend $100, it better be something I truly want to do.
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SPEAKER_03: This wasn't something that I was like,
1:06:05
SPEAKER_03: oh my God, I can't wait for Yacht Rock Night with the cover band.
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SPEAKER_03: This literally was, it's something cheap to do and I got nothing to do.
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SPEAKER_03: And it went from something cheap to do when I had nothing to do to something
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SPEAKER_03: that costs a bit of money that I didn't want to spend,
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SPEAKER_03: that I'd rather spend on something I want to do.
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SPEAKER_03: Does that make sense?
1:06:31
SPEAKER_00: No, it doesn't because you and I are in the same box.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_00: What do you spend on a given weekend?
1:06:42
SPEAKER_00: We got nothing going on.
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SPEAKER_00: If you don't go out with Kelly or something like that,
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SPEAKER_00: it's like, I don't like, you know, in a blink, spend a buck 50, 200 bucks.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_00: I mean, you drink, I drink.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like, you know,
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SPEAKER_03: dude, I, and it's not so much.
1:07:01
SPEAKER_03: Look, let me be clear because I must not be being clear here.
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SPEAKER_03: It's not the money.
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SPEAKER_03: It's not that I can't afford $100.
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SPEAKER_03: I am the guy that for years,
1:07:15
SPEAKER_03: literally years,
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SPEAKER_03: invited anybody that wanted to show up to a bar every Wednesday and I paid
1:07:21
SPEAKER_03: for everything.
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SPEAKER_03: Whether it was $300, $600, $1,000, whatever the cost was, I just paid for it.
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SPEAKER_03: It's not that I can't afford it.
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SPEAKER_03: It's that if I'm going to spend money, I want it to be something I truly want to do.
1:07:41
SPEAKER_03: If it's going to see Yacht Rock and having to get up early to go do it on a Sunday
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SPEAKER_03: after doing the CMS and by the time I end up going to bed at 6 o'clock in
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SPEAKER_03: the morning,
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SPEAKER_03: so then I got to turn on three hours of sleep to go to this fucking thing,
1:08:00
SPEAKER_03: I got to want to do it.
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SPEAKER_03: For me to spend a bunch of money, for $25, yeah, that's fine, because who gives a shit?
1:08:07
SPEAKER_03: You spend $25 fucking going to McDonald's, so it's a little bit of an upgrade.
1:08:12
SPEAKER_03: For $100, though, it's not something I'd rather sleep.
1:08:17
SPEAKER_03: I'd rather sleep until 2 o'clock in the afternoon than get up and waste a bunch
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SPEAKER_03: of money on something that I'm just doing only because I'm bored.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_00: So it's the principle of the thing
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SPEAKER_03: for you.
1:08:30
SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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SPEAKER_03: And if they would have,
1:08:33
SPEAKER_03: truth be told,
1:08:34
SPEAKER_03: and I don't know this to be true,
1:08:35
SPEAKER_03: I never can figure this out,
1:08:38
SPEAKER_03: if it was advertised on the website that it was $50 a head,
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SPEAKER_03: I probably would have gone.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_03: I'd probably go.
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SPEAKER_03: But because it wasn't,
1:08:50
SPEAKER_03: it was advertised as $12 a It was advertised as 12,
1:08:54
SPEAKER_03: and when I called to make the reservation,
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SPEAKER_03: then they tried to fucking boost me, you know, another $35 a plate.
1:09:01
SPEAKER_03: I was like, fuck you.
1:09:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm not bending over that far for you to stick the dildo in my ass.
1:09:07
SPEAKER_03: I'm just not doing it.
1:09:11
SPEAKER_00: You're like the Oakland Denny story that Neely talked about years ago on the show
1:09:16
SPEAKER_00: with the sharing of the plates or something like that.
1:09:19
SPEAKER_00: It's like, or last night, the fight.
1:09:22
SPEAKER_00: The fucking fight went out in my entire building.
1:09:27
SPEAKER_03: Oh, last night?
1:09:28
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we have to ask Netflix for our money back.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and what are they going to give
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SPEAKER_00: you, $4?
1:09:35
SPEAKER_00: I'm getting ahead of myself.
1:09:37
SPEAKER_03: And what are they going to give you, $4?
1:09:41
SPEAKER_03: Here you go.
1:09:42
SPEAKER_03: Neely, we'll talk about that, too, at some point in the show tonight, the Netflix fiasco.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_03: It was a fiasco.
1:09:49
SPEAKER_00: Oh, totally, totally.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_02: All right, Sal.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm just surprised you're still awake at this hour.
1:09:55
SPEAKER_00: Oh, I am.
1:09:56
SPEAKER_00: I had a, like, real quick.
1:09:59
SPEAKER_00: I came in at 3,
1:10:01
SPEAKER_00: I don't know,
1:10:02
SPEAKER_00: 5 o'clock from Corcoran's,
1:10:04
SPEAKER_00: and there were two pieces on the table,
1:10:06
SPEAKER_00: and they were ordered by Mark,
1:10:08
SPEAKER_00: and the door person says, hey, can you bring these up to Mark?
1:10:11
SPEAKER_00: We've been, like, calling his number, and he's not answering the phone.
1:10:14
SPEAKER_00: So I had to deliver the pieces, and I got one of them.
1:10:16
SPEAKER_00: So it's all good, you know?
1:10:19
SPEAKER_02: So that's why you're up, because you ate pizza?
1:10:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
1:10:24
SPEAKER_03: Soaked up the booze?
1:10:27
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
1:10:30
SPEAKER_02: The pizza settled down that belly full of liquor?
1:10:33
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it did.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_00: And I was waiting for you guys,
1:10:36
SPEAKER_00: because Killer wanted to talk about the fight,
1:10:39
SPEAKER_00: too, that I saw on YouTube this morning.
1:10:43
SPEAKER_00: So I hope you guys talk about it.
1:10:46
SPEAKER_02: Okay, Sal.
1:10:47
SPEAKER_02: I'm glad you're helping to program the show.
1:10:50
SPEAKER_02: I'm just asking.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_03: All right, now beat it.
1:10:55
SPEAKER_02: All right, well, don't fall down or hit your head or anything.
1:11:01
SPEAKER_02: Just sit down in a nice,
1:11:03
SPEAKER_02: comfy couch, turn your speakers on, and just sit back and relax and listen.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_03: And scram.
1:11:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
1:11:10
SPEAKER_00: All right.
1:11:13
SPEAKER_00: Hey, I told you, happy Veterans Day, buddy.
1:11:16
SPEAKER_00: Thank you for your service.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
1:11:18
SPEAKER_00: All right, bye.
1:11:22
SPEAKER_03: Sal.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_03: Thank you, Sal.
1:11:25
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_02: All right.
1:11:27
SPEAKER_02: Let's get into some tunes and we'll come back and do some more stuff.
1:11:30
SPEAKER_02: So I think this is a good song to close out the segment.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_02: Van Halen, where have all the good times gone?
1:11:37
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1:12:14
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1:12:18
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1:12:29
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