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Episode 128 - Guilty Wash Cloths w/ Edson Loriega & Jesse Montanez · The V Cast

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  Speaker 1: You are listening chipping be.
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  Speaker 2: That show America's Got Talent.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: The Vcast had to just start it because we were
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  Speaker 1: just having too many good conversations. I was like, let's
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  Speaker 1: just get the party started and get it popping.
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  Speaker 3: In here the Vcast.
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  Speaker 1: I'm vixedanio Et, Sin Laiaga, Jesse Montanez, the boys are here.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: We're just riffing talking about chocolate chip cookies. We're talking
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: about Netflix is a joke, crushing dreams.
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  Speaker 3: Traffic tickets.
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  Speaker 1: You were just talking about you getting pulled over and
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  Speaker 1: getting that cell phone you got out of a cell
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  Speaker 1: phone ticket. I just had court right before shit, we
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  Speaker 1: got here. I was in the court. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: was doing zoom court. Did you spoke with a persecutor.
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  Speaker 1: I spoke to the prosecutor, I spoke to the judge.
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  Speaker 1: I was found guilty. I got sentenced. It's all over
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  Speaker 1: on the same thing. Dude, in my living room. Do
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  Speaker 1: you understand how crazy it is to get sentenced in
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  Speaker 1: your living room? Yeah, it's such a weird world.
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  Speaker 2: What's the sentence for.
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  Speaker 1: It's for driving while using a cell phone? Two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and forty bucks but no points.
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  Speaker 2: Okint Oh you made out.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's bro, that's all I cared about. I was
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  Speaker 3: like you, the judge.
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  Speaker 1: I saw the prosecutor first, and then then the judge. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because the prosecutor negotiates the plea and that way. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so if you're guilty, then the prosecutor just sends you on.
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  Speaker 1: If you're if you're trying to fight it, then the
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  Speaker 1: prosecutor will get you rescheduled so that the cop has
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  Speaker 1: to go in there.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, that's I had to do that with my
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  Speaker 2: I got a speeding ticket, but I was going like
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  Speaker 2: allegedly mad fast, allegedly like over twenty five over the
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  Speaker 2: over the speed limit. So they were gonna, Sam, dude,
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  Speaker 2: what are you residential life?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: No, I was just on the highway. You know, I
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  Speaker 2: was late.
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  Speaker 3: You know what about drives like that?
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  Speaker 2: Exactly? Dude, brother, we're all we're on the Garden State Parkway.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone is speeding, and you pull me over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're doing the speed limit on the Garden State Parkway.
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  Speaker 4: Move yeah, bro, that's that's when you give reviews.
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  Speaker 2: Left lane, left lane. I'm in the speeding line.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what the speeding lane is for.
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  Speaker 1: I was supposed to be here, yeah, I get getting
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  Speaker 1: people when they're like crossing lanes and racing, you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean, like animals, Yeah, unsafe. But if you're
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  Speaker 1: just doing eighty eighty five on the highway, like you're
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  Speaker 1: just driving.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah this piece of ship, that's also true.
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  Speaker 3: This piece of ship did that to me.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I hate the cops and my brother's a cop.
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  Speaker 2: I still hate the cops.
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  Speaker 3: He only hated when he's in uniform.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love him when he's normal, when he gets
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  Speaker 2: on that blue him like you pieces, you shit fucking
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  Speaker 2: bitch Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: He said that to him at this graduation.
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  Speaker 1: He graduating, Like he's like, by the way, pig fuck
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  Speaker 1: you do you get that thing like family family shield?
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  Speaker 2: If I fucking threw it out? Whoa, I'm like, because
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  Speaker 2: I'm I'm real, Yeah, because I'm real.
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  Speaker 3: I hate this guy, bro, you know what I'm to
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  Speaker 3: give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: There's people I know that'll say fuck the police and
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  Speaker 1: then pull out a family. Yeah, it'll be convenient.
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  Speaker 2: Brother, But but those cops.
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  Speaker 3: I dude.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of months ago, brother, I got pulled over
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  Speaker 2: in the left lane by a state trooper and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: you aren't going fast enough. Oh I was going I
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  Speaker 2: was going seventy five.
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  Speaker 3: But you weren't gonna say that though.
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  Speaker 2: But it's just like you're you're just being a piece
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  Speaker 2: of ship. Well, yeah, you're just fucking You're just trying
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  Speaker 2: to on a power trip.
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  Speaker 3: I was going seventy five. Now, hennybody, there's probably people behind.
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  Speaker 2: Him, you know what. It was just like Yeah. Also,
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  Speaker 2: it's like I'm going seventy five, a cop is on
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  Speaker 2: my ass. I'm like, I'm not going any faster. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know how this works. Yeah, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I go any faster, you turn the lights on him,
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  Speaker 2: then you hit me for the speak he was trying
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  Speaker 2: to get me. Won't pull me over right now, You
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  Speaker 2: are being stubborn.
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  Speaker 1: You should have just moved into the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Suck he could suck my boss, or or just.
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  Speaker 1: Keep that goddamn fucking shield.
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  Speaker 3: You would have been fine.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, dude, he wants no badge.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is that I'm principled.
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  Speaker 1: You know that is a problem. When you're principled, you
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  Speaker 1: just can't change your opinion or roll like a different
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  Speaker 1: way just because it suits you.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't blend it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a cunt.
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  Speaker 3: I get it.
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  Speaker 2: I know who I am.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, oh my god, yuck.
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  Speaker 2: How much was the ticket for the speeding and points?
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  Speaker 2: Two hundred and seventy five no points? I head up
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  Speaker 2: the Jew, I head up, head up the Jew, and
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  Speaker 2: I said, let's get no points. Brother, Come on, I'll
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  Speaker 2: pay four hundred dollars if it's no points.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I literally went into court saying that. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, hopefully I don't care what they make we pay.
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  Speaker 1: They just don't give me no point because it's supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be two points. But that's your third offense on
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  Speaker 1: the cell phone?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, one more shot.
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  Speaker 2: What what you're better off paying for a lawyer? Because
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  Speaker 2: what you're gonna pay in your insurance is gonna be
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  Speaker 2: worth it. You're gonna save so much if you get
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  Speaker 2: the points. Yeah, then spending the five hundred for the
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  Speaker 2: for the lawyer, it's not even close. Yeah, you're gonna
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  Speaker 2: spend five hundred in your first two months of insurance
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  Speaker 2: with points on insurance.
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  Speaker 3: Insurance is weird?
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  Speaker 4: Bro, Like, if I do good all year, my sultance
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  Speaker 4: should be lower or they should give you a little
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  Speaker 4: check pat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, a little that's the quarterer of the the
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  Speaker 1: quarter of the premium.
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  Speaker 3: I don't get into acts. If they hit me, why
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  Speaker 3: my shoes is gonna go up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's some bullshit, bro, don't even get me started.
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  Speaker 1: This just there's so much scam, and they've used the
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  Speaker 1: scams to justify being so rigid. Now it's like you,
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  Speaker 1: Jose is a no fault state, so no matter whose
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  Speaker 1: fault is the accident, you're both just beat.
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  Speaker 3: That is bullshit, though, ye give me some money back, bro.
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  Speaker 3: They do that in New York.
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  Speaker 1: You ever see those videos are the people doing the
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  Speaker 1: crash scams and yeah, then they guy on the car
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  Speaker 1: they see you got a dash camera. They're like, oh shit,
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  Speaker 1: just get back at their car.
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  Speaker 4: Run They usually those people are usually the ones that
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  Speaker 4: try to sell your jewelry and Walmart parking lots.
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  Speaker 1: I hate, bro.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they sitting with their kids in the bag.
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  Speaker 2: They're like yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't want basketball team.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to fake gold. The fuck this
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  Speaker 3: is clearly green.
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  Speaker 1: Bro. This This Zoom Court was so crazy because you're
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  Speaker 1: in zoom Court and it's you everybody. You just see
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  Speaker 1: everybody's case. Yeah, so oh wait, Yeah, So while I'm waiting.
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  Speaker 1: I wait, like ten minutes. They put me. They bring
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  Speaker 1: me to see some old lady. Because my name I
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  Speaker 1: just had vic as my name on the zoom. They
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  Speaker 1: wanted to change it to my full name, so I
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  Speaker 1: had to go see a lady for that. And she's old.
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  Speaker 1: So the camera just shows her forehead and her and
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  Speaker 1: the top of her nose and she's like talking like,
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  Speaker 1: oh my God, like she's Wilson from Oroom, just talking
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  Speaker 1: like this, only eyes over the camera.
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  Speaker 3: And then she changes my name, sends me back.
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  Speaker 1: Then I wait, then the prosecutor calls me in, and
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  Speaker 1: then the prosecutor calls you, and you stay muted, and
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  Speaker 1: then you just hear everybody's cases. There were three people
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  Speaker 1: that were there for a ticket for having snow on
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  Speaker 1: their car while driving, and I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: almost unmuted myself, and I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Be like good, I'm gad you.
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  Speaker 2: Lazy mast I would never do that because I know
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  Speaker 2: it's going to happen to me as soon as as
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  Speaker 2: soon as the tables turned, they're going to turn on
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  Speaker 2: their mics.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know. Oh, they would have probably kicked me out
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  Speaker 1: out of the court, but I wanted to. I was
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  Speaker 1: judging people so bad. I was like, oh, you're driving
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  Speaker 1: around and I looked at the people that it was
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  Speaker 1: too and it was tood.
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  Speaker 2: I loved. I loved going on zoom court and then
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  Speaker 2: looking at the people and be like, he's guilty. Guilty, idiot, guilty,
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  Speaker 2: Tell you're guilty.
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  Speaker 1: They're lying. Yeah, they awe this girl immediately. I knew
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  Speaker 1: she was lying because as soon as the judge called
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  Speaker 1: on her and and she like, he just said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so you're pleading guilty to I think it was driving without.
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  Speaker 3: Insurance or I think she went well done.
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  Speaker 1: And then she just went right into the story like
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  Speaker 1: he didn't ask you anything other than if you were
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  Speaker 1: pleading guilty, and she.
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  Speaker 3: Just went and he was like, hold on, hold on,
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  Speaker 3: you'll get a chance to talk.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, Oh, she's lying.
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  Speaker 2: It's just guilty.
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  Speaker 4: What's the weirdest background you've seen on the SOUM call
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  Speaker 4: like that, people were in their trucks, one guy was
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  Speaker 4: outside out of park for real.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when they got the tropical background, and then the
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  Speaker 2: guy's like, please don't take my kids from me, and
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  Speaker 2: there he's just like in the middle of paradise.
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  Speaker 3: He's getting a drink and he's got a drink.
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  Speaker 2: You can't can't take my driver's away from me. I
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  Speaker 2: need to drive my children to ward.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But they there's like a video they make you watch
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  Speaker 1: before you do the zoom the whole thing, and it
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  Speaker 1: tells you, like to make sure the cameras, you know,
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  Speaker 1: on your face. So I'm like, going through all this trouble,
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  Speaker 1: I set the camera up. I wore a polo shirt
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  Speaker 1: that I put on just before the case started, like
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  Speaker 1: just before the thing. I was wearing this shirt and
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  Speaker 1: then I was like, let me just churn.
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  Speaker 2: And then you get on zoom. There's people in tank tops,
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  Speaker 2: who people on tops.
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  Speaker 1: Like somebody was laying on the couch like this, yo, why?
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  Speaker 1: And then he breezed past all of it. Everybody got
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  Speaker 1: the minimum. This judge was just handing out minimums left
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  Speaker 1: and right.
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  Speaker 2: That's so enough, prosecuted, mistress. Why you wearing that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: More guilty? He was like, you're fucking guilty. You're a
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  Speaker 3: bad man. Press right now. People, I'm just following the rules.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I must be the only one that watched
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  Speaker 1: that video.
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  Speaker 3: That's why they said that good always lasts.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what are you trying to get pussy in zoom court?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing? I know you were you know
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  Speaker 2: you're wearing you can smell your clube.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is to the.
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  Speaker 1: Video that they make you watch the judge on it
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  Speaker 1: is a female, right, So I'm like, I'm gonna smile
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  Speaker 1: a lot, right, I want to just smile because I
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  Speaker 1: got resting, angry face. So if I'm just I look
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  Speaker 1: like I'm not in a bad yes, he's just so
• 11:40
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, I'm like, make sure you smile, like
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  Speaker 1: look pleasant, like just have a pleasant demeanor.
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  Speaker 3: And then I see the judge and he's just old
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  Speaker 3: little Danny de Vito.
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  Speaker 2: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, but he was in such
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  Speaker 1: a great bood. He was just handing out minimums to
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  Speaker 1: everybody zooming Now.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy that everyone's day, like life depends on how
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: my man is feeling in that moment. Yeah, Like have
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  Speaker 2: you ever heard about that study and they said like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: if he's hungry, you're gonna get a nastier fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Sh Yeah, if he hasn't eaten yet, yep.
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  Speaker 3: It's crazy that like hour or so.
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  Speaker 1: Before lunch is like he's hanging out the most time.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yep, that's I would think before lunch he would
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: want to just get rid of everybody quicker so he.
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  Speaker 2: Can bad movie. Yeah he's getting angry.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you need to judge that fast. And he won't
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  Speaker 1: be emotionally invested.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that guy's gonna be the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Why.
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  Speaker 2: He's a guy, a guy who actually takes care of himself.
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  Speaker 2: But he's gonna give you exactly what you deserve.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna make you be accountable.
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: Yep. That's that's why I hate it. I hate a
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  Speaker 2: man who's like thirty eight in shape and he just
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  Speaker 2: is good at his job. That motherfucker is going to work.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta he's gonna work to back the high level
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  Speaker 2: from you.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, he's not gonna.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't. He's not thinking about his wife. He doesn't
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  Speaker 2: have a wife.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, he's gonna resent you more
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  Speaker 1: for being a slacker. Yep, you can get up at
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  Speaker 1: five am and go to the gym, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: He gave it all up to be good at his job.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, he's got a great point.
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  Speaker 2: He goes, he goes on vacation three times a year.
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  Speaker 2: He fucking buys the good hookers. He like he is
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: working hookers you can kiss. Yeah, you know the ones,
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: the ones you can walk around with and you say,
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  Speaker 2: this is my girlfriend. The good hookers.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: They don't dress like sluts, dress elegant. You can take
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: them places. They're cultured. They know which folk to use
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  Speaker 1: with dinner.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you gotta watch these. You gotta know who you're
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  Speaker 2: dealing with.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's crazy. On top of the car is
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  Speaker 3: crazy too, though.
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  Speaker 1: But you don't understand how I When I heard that,
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yes, I don't know if I like
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  Speaker 1: if you can see.
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  Speaker 3: It in my face?
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  Speaker 1: Bro, I hate in the winter if I see somebody
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  Speaker 1: driving and the only thing they cut out was the windows.
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  Speaker 5: Where they can see the entire cars covered in snow,
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  Speaker 5: and they've only cut out a freaking corner for them
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  Speaker 5: to see, I'm like, you better.
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  Speaker 1: Be in the rush of the hospital. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: acceptable reasons.
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  Speaker 4: I've all the time that I've seen cars full of
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  Speaker 4: snow on top on top, it is usually women.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the man is not fucking clean.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear the excuse that you can't
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  Speaker 1: reach the top.
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  Speaker 3: There.
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Go to Amazon. They have extenders.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I can't reach the top.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they have extenders with l's. You can just brush
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: that sucker off.
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  Speaker 2: Also, all these girls got them big ass cars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: how come girls don't work, don't drive normal cars? What
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: is the car? Get to fucking sedan? Like yeah, every
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: girl's like, well, I'm small, I need a fucking monster truck.
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  Speaker 3: I need.
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: To up your yeah, your feet. I can only be
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: comfortable when everyone else around me is uncomfortable.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, you you just need that suburban with scratch rims.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah herb rims. That is so specific.
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  Speaker 1: That is also very true though. Yeah, as soon as
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: you look at a suburban, you look down, you see
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  Speaker 1: the rim scratch, you're like this bitch camp park.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just going over the fucking like going onto the
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  Speaker 2: sidewalk all the time. Yeah, you know, learn to drive.
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  Speaker 1: The one dude that there was this guy that got
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  Speaker 1: caught for the snow thing. He was from Tennessee, and
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  Speaker 1: the judges like, it doesn't snow in Tennessee. I can't
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  Speaker 1: imagine that that there's no law. Because the guy was like, there,
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: there's not a law in Tennessee, and he's like, well,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't snow in Tennessee. I can't imagine that there's
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: no law like that.
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  Speaker 3: He goes.
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  Speaker 1: If it does snow, we only get two inches down here,
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  Speaker 1: you're on here, you got so as.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, I'm getting good at parking on
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: my side on the driving side.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, you mean like on the one way?
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Like why on the one way? You? I mean any
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  Speaker 3: any other side park part side?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if you're in the one way and there's
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  Speaker 4: one parking on this side of the driving side, I'm
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: getting good at parking there. I could do both, can you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like you've never Like.
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  Speaker 2: I literally drive all day in a in an F
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  Speaker 2: one fifty, so driving a normal car, it's like, oh, yeah,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: this is easy mode.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I also learned to drive without cameras.
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, me too, I drive. I learned how to drive
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: without cameras.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the first five years. But I was hitting everything
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: when I was seventeen year old me, I was hitting
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: your car and driving away. Yeah, what do you What
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: do you think I'm gonna do? Sit there but go
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: hit your car.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: There's also not a lot of cameras like there is
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: now no.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yea from an accident when I was ten.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, I was in.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: The backseat of the car where her you born baby?
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, come three days old.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: She got to protective family.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're driving.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: My brother got this big boat of a car and
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: it was like a I don't know, like a Chevy.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm just like a big boat of a car.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: And we're driving down Main Street in hack Asack and
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: she clipped the freaking rear view mirror of an Audi. Right,
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: it's bad. A mirror goes flying and she's like, oh
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: she stopped. She's like, I gotta leave it low. I'm like,
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: dry your Yeah, I'm like what you're doing. Go. My
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: sister's like in her twenties and I'm like.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Drive, what are you doing? So she's like are you sure?
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, he has sense and he knows what
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: he's talking about.
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: Here are you crazy? So much like what do I do?
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: I knew that car was expensive.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: I knew that Cary, you gotta here quick.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: No, he's looking.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Damn, that's crazy, man. How many accents you've been.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: On record or record allegedly I've been driving allegedly we're
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: in a super right now, judge, like what just like
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: hitting a PARTD car?
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Like what alright, listen, paint does scenario like something something
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: that he can really get off and what what?
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: What? Whatever?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: No, you ever hit a car while moving like you're
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: both like on the highway or something and then not
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: pull over, just keep going?
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Uh No. But once on I was driving and then
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: a lady like rear ended me and we looked at it.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: I was like, what are you gonna do? You know,
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: we tapped real quick, you know, it's all good. Yeah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Well what do we what are we gonna you know,
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: like gonna call the police over a fucking a little
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: you know, a little bit of paint.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nice, that's nice, just what we need. That happened
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: to me in Fort Lee like six no, like a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: year and a half after I got out of jail.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: When I first got my license back, I got a
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Nissan Maxima.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: You and your damn Nissan. You're so fucking Puerto Rican
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: you can't have anything but a Nissan. This guy, this
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: guy used to take pictures of his Nissan and post
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: it on Instagram like it was.
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: A nice car website.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I had a Nissan account.
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: He's the most Puerto Rican guy. It's a fucking Nissan Century.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: He's taking pictures of it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I would post it up in the dope spots and
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: take pictures in different angles, and that.
• 19:43
  Speaker 4: You had the bucks and gloves in the in the.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, the Puerto Rican see yeah, yeah, yeah, and.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: It looked cool. You know, my sensibilities were also. You know,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not immune to it, but but it
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: was like, why are you taking pictures?
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: So you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Told them yeah all the time. Everyone was like, who cares,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: it's a fucking Nissan Centris stock. Didn't you tint the
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: windows or something?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: The windows? I put, uh, like those little grates on
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: the back window.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Ah?
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, you always took pictures of the grates.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I bought those on Amazon, stuck right on there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I bought a little lip for the top of the
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: car on the back.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: He's more than me, yeah, of course, oh my god.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah clean all the time. I'm constantly getting out with
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: a with a rag. Now, I don't care as much, but.
• 20:46
  Speaker 4: You see that means he shows that I don't care.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he cares about these things.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: What is the point of like giving a funk about
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: my Toyota Corolla?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: But that Toyota Corolla, though, what do.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: You have Toyota Corona yourself? I'm saying, like, I don't
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: give a funk about it looks bad, but he makes
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: it look cool.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: But it was also a brand new Ah, come on, man,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I thought it was that Nissan was brand new. That Nissan. No,
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: but the Maximum I had was used. That was like
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: it was an old car, but it was. It was
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: in great condition. And I'm driving in Fort Lee and
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: I'm at a light, completely stopped and all of a sudden,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: bag I get hit in the back. Tap like it
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't a bad accident, but it was enough. I got
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: out of the car. My bumper was cracked. Asian dude,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: of course Japanese. I know he's Japanese because he was
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: like that's you just know, Yeah, it's classic. And he
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: was talking to me and I'm telling him to relax,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: but he wasn't angry. I just didn't have that much
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: experience with the Japanese.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: I was like first in the action.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: He was og Japanese and he's just talking to me
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: clash angry like I don't I don't want so.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: And I'm like relaxed, bro him like calm down.
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: He's like no, and he took out his wallet and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: he took out two hundred dollars bills and I'm like
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: nah man, I got to call the cops. And then
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: he's like three hundred dollars. I was like, nah man,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: this is and then he gave me four hundred dollars
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, I'll.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: See you later. You took them four hundred dollars in bound.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: You go it come with eggwoll, Come on, egwoll.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: It only cost me. It only cost me one seventy
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: five to fix to so I mean all that money.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: The one thing I respect about Asian people they they
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: don't like to get the authority is involved. They don't
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: they already know, they already know it doesn't work. They
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: don't want to history. They don't like to pay taxes.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: They don't like to deal with the police. I fuck
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: with ancient people.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Asian people are more American than most Americans. Yeah, these
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: so called Americans are bootlokuers. And I don't get how
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: bootlooking is patriotic. Like I don't get like Republicans like
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: to get so looking.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Don't don't get me started.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: You know, it gets so weird when you see like
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: so like. Like even protesters, I don't care what you
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: protest about. That's your business. I think all protesting is retarded.
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: That's just my opinion. But that's your right.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: And for somebody to come and start beating you or
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: shooting you like that's that's a problem.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: That's not good. And you people are out.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: There like, well, you shouldn't have he should enough, he
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: should have obeyed orders like you started.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Because white people think everything works for them, they truly
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: believe that everyone else gets it. No, it doesn't. What
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't work, the system does not work for them. It
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: works for rich people, yes, but they think it works
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: for white people.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't. Oh my god, having.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Their fucking suckers, their marks, they think the fuck it's
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: They think pro wrestling is real.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: One of my favorite things in the world to watch come.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: Down, don't so I said, don't get me started. One
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: of my no but.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite things on YouTube is videos of
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: white people that call the cops and then it gets
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: turned on them.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Well, I enjoy What do you mean then it's the police?
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, always, always, Yeah, I know you hate the police,
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: but I love those TikTok videos where don't get me wrong,
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: you're doing something the police, don't don't get me wrong,
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I don't y'all. Y'all again, while I'm calling the motherfucker police.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: In a second. In a second, I'm.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Calling don't making too much noise, calling the police.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Damn right.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: He turns je as quick as fuck. He's Puerto Rican
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: with I hate the police.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I'm calling the police anonymous, anonymous, but I'm but also
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: also fuck him. Yeah, I put on a white voice,
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: whole thing.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: What's your name?
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: What's your Arnold?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Arnold.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: That's a great white name.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It was just Arnold. What's your last name, sir, It's
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: just Arnold.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: It's just Arnold, Arnold, Arnold, Arnold.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: Arnold, Arnold, Arnoldsonnldson.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, we'll go off with you forgot what say?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Oh that?
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: I love the TikTok videos about the stopping the the
• 26:00
  Speaker 4: cops stopping people and then all of a sudden like
• 26:03
  Speaker 4: like oh no, the cops realize them he's wrong and
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: then they got to call the supervisor.
• 26:08
  Speaker 3: Like I love those But have you ever seen those
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: videos on TikTok, Like you have.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Back part one, part two, part three, but they also
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: have the ones, but like they with those.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Parts, oh hell yeah, man, hey when they just drop
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: apart one and there's no part and finish at the
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: come I gotta.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Follow you, Yeah, you gotta. You gotta go through his
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: profile and yeah, look for the video.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden, you're there for like ten minutes.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: It's like this. It's fucking crazy, man.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: I love those guys because they make money from doing that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Cops.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: They steal people's content. They posted up on TikTok in
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: little pieces.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they chop it up like drug dealers.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they break it up.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah you got sign now right? Yes?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: What is that called?
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: I'm not a damn drunk dealer?
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: You got any more of them? You got any more
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: of them? Videos?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Man?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Reel?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got any I just.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: Want to fight player, yeah, bro.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: And bro, when you break up a fight, listen, don't
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: film a video a fight if you're not going to
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: be committed to the video. Even people just film a
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: video and then they get too busy watching it. Yeah,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm like, come on, dude, I want
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to see what happens at the rest of that fight.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: That's a good fight.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, that just sucks. I've seen a fighting so long, really,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: like in person.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: In person fighting.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: No, don't remember Wall Star, of course, there was that arrow.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It was like fights every week. You know, fights happen
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: every week, but I don't know, not around me. Disappointing, no,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: I know, but I want to see you fight in
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: real life.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: You haven't seen one.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen one. I'm trying in maybe ten years.
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yo.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: I saw one in New York City. I went for
• 27:50
  Speaker 4: my daughter's birthday. We went to New York City and
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I had to play it on the side. But there
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: were two homeless guys fighting for small fries. McDonald's fucking hilarious.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Wasn't It wasn't a real fight.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It was no, no, it was a fight for survival.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fight for survival. So you know, somebody died, but
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: it was great. It was great. Somebody won small fries.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that's floor.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: That's what bum fights used to all be all about.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You just get two bumps, like, all right, ten dollars winds.
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: Get the ten dollars, dude, I know we should do
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: is insanely evil, but some of those bum fights videos
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: are so funny. When he gets that homeless guy to
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: just start smashing people's windows on the side of the
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: road when they're in their cars.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: This is crazy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: You see that they're hiring now the homeless people to
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: go into the sciente scientologies offices.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Really, they're getting them to go in there.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: It's all funny.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: The kids running in there's fucking wow. They made them
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: put they take.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, there's those videos.
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: And then there's this cat I forget I forget his name,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: but he hired a bunch of homeless people and he
• 28:58
  Speaker 4: dressed them up, gave him like speakers or whatever, and
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: they all fucking ran through the office. It's so fucking funny,
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: great content.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I love like that.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: He brain rot. That's what it is, right, brain rod,
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: all of.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: His brain rot. We shouldn't be using the internet.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a bad problem with Scroll. Your boy
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: put me onto that that day I was on your
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: podcast scroll Bro. He when he was talking about that,
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: he like brushes his teeth and watching videos, and I'm like,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: damn dude, Like that was like such a mirror where
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, that is a problem. Like I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: can't go anywhere in my house without my phone. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: do dishes. Like dishes is where it started. I set
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: my phone up on the window and I do dishes
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: and just watch reels and with my wet ass hand,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm going.
• 29:50
  Speaker 5: Wiping it out my wrists and then swiping up to
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: the next video.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: We used to do that with books.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Bro never the shitter. Really, yeah, I always read is
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: that what you called the toilet?
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Well it's only when the only when I ship, it's
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: called the sugar.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: And when you don't, it's just a fucking toilet.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just a toilet. Once to the toilet. Are you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: doing the number one mm to.
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: The tarlet to tarle tarlet?
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That's if you're in your house alone, you're taking the ship.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: Leave the door open.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: No, it's disgusting, right, I can't spread them ship.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Do you flush the toilet down? Yes?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I've only recently learned this.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I'm crazy, how recently two three years? Maybe I'm crazy
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: about this. I don't even bring my toothbrush into the bathroom.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I bring it, I bring it in, it's in another room.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I go brush, my teeth goes back out. I'm not
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: getting everybody's doodoo particles all.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Over the I've got the little covers.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that totally works. I'm sure that. I'm sure
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: the doodoo particles are and all over that. It is
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: all over that, but it is, man, get it out
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: of there.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: You could be.
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: Saving about ten seconds.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: Cup.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: I don't care.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: I got a nice little cup with holes in it that.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: I'm not brushing my teeth with ship.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Everything in the everything in the bathroom is covered and ship.
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sink.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Like their hands, so the tooth, the tooth paste itself.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: My brush.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: I don't leave my brush out. I have to put
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: my brush under the sink inside the Yeah, put the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: ship away.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Make me take my brush out of the bathroom.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: When people come over. When people come over, you hire
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: your your tooth brushes.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: No, I leave it where they are mistrusting.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: It's just like it's kind of like when your voice too.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I never know.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: What kind of friends do you have?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm about to start doing That's all my fro.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: You never know, bro to a bunch of teeth.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Like what is this, Mike sass?
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yo?
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: Do you use? Do you use a ship rag? Like
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: an ass rag? White piece?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: No? No? No, like a rag in your shower.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: For the shower? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Wash cloth, wash cloth, right, I got, I got a
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: wash cloth in my shower.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: And uh, it's just me.
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: But my daughter sleeps over on the weekends and stuff,
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: so then she'll take showers. But usually I have a
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: glass shower doors, and they're a pain in the ass
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to keep clean. So I bought an in the shower squeeze,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: so I squeege you right. So but when I do it,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I used to hang my washcloth on the handle, right,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: but now I just put it on the handle of
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the you know the other things. So my daughter comes
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: in and I always see my my washcloth somewhere else
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: because she moves it to take the shower.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: So the other day, the other day.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: She was complaining that she's that it's taking too long
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: to wipe and that like she she's keep hasing problems
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: with dodo in her underwear, right, And I'm like, oh,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, do you use a wash cloths from
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the bathroom? And she's like, what do you mean? And
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: I saw I explained it to her and then she
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: I saw it process in her face where she was like,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: is that what that in your bathroom?
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: And I was like yeah, and she goes fucking mouths.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: She's like, I've touched that thing.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: She probably wiped her face.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: So fuck, we're just talking about your tooth thrush out
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: of the bath his ship rag.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: In the shower.
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: It's not it's not out the shower, dude, it is
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: just me gonna grow up. I watched her damn real time.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: All the poison hit her at once.
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah. What when I saw her doing the math in
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: her head without me to she was like.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: She just slowly broke. That's hilarious.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that poor kid.
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: Poor.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Do you use the same wash cloth every time? I
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: got like nine wash cloths? Yeah, because it's fucking I
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: can't in my head like using it again. Brother, I
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: just wipe my ass with that. I'm gonna put it
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: on my stomach now.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't use the same wash cloths for
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: the rest of my body.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Oh you have a just strict me from my butt.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Be like that, But I wash it like every week.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I have. I have like a sepal and
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: then I just use a different one.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Oh so you got washed.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I got like no, I got like a good jillion
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: wash Yeah.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: I hand washed the rest of my body just with.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: The bar so so I can't do that. You're not
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: getting foliated, bro was.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Before what will you do that?
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: You got a washs How I grew up too?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: And then the wash cloth for just the butt. It's
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: bro my wash cloth isn't.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: But why will you take care of your butt so much?
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not, you gotta you're not exfoliating, and you
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: got a dat a black woman. Yeah, yeah, this is
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: how I learned. I was a savage used to soap
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: his body and then a black lady. Yeah, you got.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: It, you got together.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: No, she was like, there's nothing, there's no wash cloths.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, I've never used a wash cloth before,
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: and then she showed me, and for a while I
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: didn't like it, but now I'm like, all right, it's
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: pretty cool.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: So you're after her? You started using it?
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we broke up, and then I was like, all right,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: I'll start doing keeping the wash and I'm gonna and
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: I can still dug you. I'm allowed to keep in
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: the wash cloth.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: I can still dougy and leave the cocoa butter.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: I really like the smell.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I do actually have like a whole bunch of black
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: lady like supply, so from it. It's like two years later,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: I'm still like, oh fuck, I've been thinking about buying
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: a bonnet for myself. Just becoming.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: The bonnet is key, dude, what.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Color though, it's black, of course, keep a masculine Okay.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: That's true.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I just I just want to see Jesse in a
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: do rag.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna grow my hair, yeah, and who knows,
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: maybe I get some corner.
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: Get the corner, you're gonna let it grow.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I used to have really long hair
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: before I did comedy.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: I had like hair. I've seen me too, Me too.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Pictures that you've reposted on your birthday. Yeah, boy posted
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: like a happy birthday and you reposted it.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I used to be in a rock band, had long hair.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: I think I didn't know about the rock band, but
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: you look like you were in a rock band.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Yep, that's what That's what we were doing.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Hundred I was in a rock band where none of
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: us played instruments.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: What the fun was that we just watched?
• 37:13
  Speaker 4: We just watched a TV show rock band without that's
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: because we would.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Just meet up and write songs and then try to
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: try to stuff and trying to figure it out.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's basically what we were doing too. Nobody
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: had instruments.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: We had a piano.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: The two had instruments.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I could play the.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Dream. That's what it was it was California Dreams, that
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: show when everybody was in the band watched that show.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: We made a band.
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: Sister, that's cool. I guess, bro, it's just like I
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: was playing the hair guitar.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I thought I was the lead.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Singer because this this choir teacher in fifth grade, it
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: was the fifth grade of sixth grade, told me I
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: had the voice of an angel.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Look at that, and I.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Think she was just being nice, But now can you
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: She had me convinced. No, we probably was choir. We
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: were all singing at the same time. We used to
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: sing like like Beatles songs, like we live in the
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Yellows yet like we were taking all those dude Sergeant
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Pepper's Rock band and all that shit Lonely Hearts Man.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: And it was a.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Group of us and I'll never forget. We were in
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: the auditorium, we were practicing and she's standing in front
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: of us and she's everybody's singing like this, and then
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: she looks at me and she goes, You've got the
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: voice of an angel, this little little lady. And I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: was like so proud.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: So after that I really thought I had like I
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: had to be.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Like eleven maybe, yeah, like eleven, easy, damn.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: I think she wanted to touch you, bro.
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like sing, singing to this pussy. I
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: can't imagine you opened the lips of.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Sounds like.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: It sounds like.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: You're an ocean.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Oh god, that's hilarious.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: So I can't imagine being a young kid and an
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: older woman wanted to touch you and you have a
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: problem with it.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sure many kids like.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: A boy female, Yeah, like you're a boy and like
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: a f I think I might have just been sexualized
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: too young, but I would not like from like eight on,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I would never have had a problem.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Now, some old ass bitch with her de livered hands
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: touching it and spots on it. It's disgusting you you
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: can see her, fucking frank, what are we doing?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Like, oh, look at those hands. She could teach me something.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: You can see the bains from this and that side.
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: No, it's rape.
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're like, yeah, this is the best I'm ever
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: gonna get.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I was actually working on the joke about this about how.
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: I was actually in listed.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: No, that's actually va. He was actually molested. He just
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: thinks he's cool for it.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was I mean, I came.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: It's not rape. If you came, that's the rule.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Dude. They'll throw that out of the court instantly. The
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: judge finds out you came to that's over.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I don't agree that case is getting thrown now. I
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: just want everyone to know. I don't think this is funny.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: I'm laughing because I'm uncomfortable.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Just going what are we talking about here?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Did you come? He came?
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know how all those teachers went to jail.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: Dudes like, wait, but did you come? So? What are
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: we talking about here?
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Defendant defended? Bring that up, bring that shake that thing
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: around a little bit. Hmmm, they didn't come, shake them
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: titties around a little bit. Let's see what she got
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: working with.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: She was working with Misty couldn't step out from behind
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the body, take a couple of turns, jump up and down.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Oh no, this is this has got to get out,
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: thrown out.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: That's some good work. That's some good work.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: How she gotta be tendured? God, what are we talking
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: about here?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Both? Wait?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: So you're saying you both came.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That sounds okay, young man, that sounds.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: Player moves to strike judgement.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: And everything.
• 42:19
  Speaker 3: Just like, but it's.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Rape though it's rare.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: You're you're laughing at this too.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm laughing because I'm uncomfort it's rape. It's rape,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: and it's bad.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: There is a power dynamic that's a problem.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I think. Here's everyone thinks it's cool when the guy
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: fuck's the girl teacher, but it wouldn't be if she
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: was pegging him. Then immediately you would go he's being
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: You would immediately go, he's being rapilated, he's being manipulated.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: He didn't want that, he didn't want it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: So that's that's how I know it's rape. Oh oh, son,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: it's the same thing if you if you mix it around,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: if it's the girl student son.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: To be a good man, you need to know what
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: it feels like to be a woman.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Well, okay, range places girl student peg is the man teacher.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: The ladies are like, go ahead, girl, yeah yeah yeah
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: yeah man, right right, how do you explain that in court?
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: See? And everyone would be like, no, totally.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Judge is locking that totally. Judge just locking that teacher up,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: jug just locking it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: God, damn ass perverse, you got pegged by this twelve
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: year old man. You're damn fairy.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: By the way, say bye to your you.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: This is gonna get too bad.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: It's educational.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: This is for educational purposes only.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: All right, little girl, how about you strap that thing on.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: I guess you could show me in my ass where
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: you fucked him.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Fuck me in my.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: Judge running the judge comes running. Oh my god, like
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: when he used to slide on the ring.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: That's that's a persecut.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: He got off. He got off.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: There, you're going straight in my ass.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: So now if the kid they pecked the teacher, how
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: like the kids still don't get no sentence.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Why does the kid get sentenced.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I don't think the kids ever got sentence on any
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: of the right But then the kid was doing the
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: moment the kid gets fast forward to graduate.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: She was manipulated.
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: So that's the things.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she did it for an ag.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: She did it for an age. She did it for
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: an because you're a man like listen, you haven't been
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: doing great this year in class. Yeah, so I have
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: an idea. I got a way that we can get
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you right back in line with the other. No, no,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: we're not going to use this on you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: Did you take it for you?
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Did you hear the Vince McMahon story. Oh, the whole
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Vince mcman sex story where you used to have dildo's
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: and they named them after wrestlers.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that on Netflix.
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: No, it's that wasn't part of it, but.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: It's no, it was just in the court filing. Yeah,
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: he will do that.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he had one that was who Cogan.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: T looker t because what it's a giant jack.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Because Vince McMahon is the biggest wrestling fan of all time.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and him.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: Naming those dildos was just another way to play with
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: action figures. It was just another way.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: To be like, he's going off the top rope you
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: want to get by?
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: Did you ever read his text? Did you ever read
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: the text from the Oh my god, it's so funny
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: because it's just like he would write in all caps.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: It sounds like, Yeah, it would sound just like him,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: and he wouldn't He like everything's wrong with all the
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: grammar and everything is wrong, and it's just like and
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: five black cocks fucking your ass at the same time,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: Okay you are instead of your.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Oh god, he's too old to be using shorthand.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: That's that's the new shorthand.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Now that's like a dying thing to dude, I still
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: do it shorthand, Yeah, you.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Know, but I mean like actual shorthand. Like secretaries used
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: to use shorthand, which is it was a way to
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: write that only you could understand if you knew how
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: to write shorthand. It wasn't writing full words.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: What does this means like your signs? No?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: No, it was like signs that you would write. It
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: was like a whole way secretaries like if if, like
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: in the fifties and sixties, if you want to be
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a secretary, like a high level secretary, you need to
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: know how to write shorthand before typing, before being able
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: to type words per minute. It was writing in shorthand
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: because you'd have to take dictation from the whoever, the
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: CEO or your boss break it.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, couple of things that everyone.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: That's how they write.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: So fast, and that's really skilled.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, you have to run like learning a whole another.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: Length and they treated those bitches terrible.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: You don't what did you have to write shorthand make
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: a cup of coffee and take multiple tasks?
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: That's fucking crazy.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Oh you ever watched Godfather of Harlem?
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: Yes, with what's his name that go with the lazy eye.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: So there's a scene where the one girl who's a
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: mobster's daughter, she gets like she wants to try to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: do for herself, so she tries to get a job.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: She goes for a job and the guy in that
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: interview was like, can you write shorthand? And she's like yes,
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: and this and that, and then he's like all right.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: He goes, well, we have a lot of candidates here,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: but I think, you know, because she says, I really
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: need this job. You know, I'll do anything for this job.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: Soon as she said that, dude changed and he was like,
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: well I know one way just.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: Stood up and.
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: Heavy ever met Wholegan?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Have you ever Readgan's text messages?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: How do you know about the ravishing rick rude?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Half right there? It's red, got a mustache on it.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: And and Vince was given these. The only reason he
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: got ousted from w W is because he was spending
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: too much money on no on quieting women. Okay, well
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: yeah he had. That's the reason the lady suited. It's
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: not because of what he did, it's because he didn't
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: keep the payments. To keep paying he welched damn like
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: mill he was paying millions millions.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: Man, they freaking killed that one trick, that hot wrestler
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: whose day w W. I mean they didn't actually kill her,
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: but she committed suicide because of the ship that happened
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to her.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Ashley, Ashley miss Array.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: She was hot and what was even hotter about her
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: was her style.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like a tomboy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Backwards trucker hat the gloves like oh man, and she
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: was actually really pretty. And they remember this, raped her
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: in Saudi Arabia and then left her there.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: What's her name, Ashley Masorrow Sorrow.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: And then they then she like tried to talk about it,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: and they like all silenced. Oh yeah, I remember her
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: immediately turned on her and you can't.
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: It's just just how it goes. She tried to go
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: to h R when that lady said that Charles with Vince, Oh,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: that was a slobber knocker. That lady said, Vince shipped
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: on her in the middle of the threesome. It's bullshit.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: What ships on you in the middle of you know
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: what ships on you and you're not aware of it?
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: That is true, Like you're not just sitting on something
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: like what's that smell?
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: Also, maybe he said up.
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: In the trees somewhere. He's get her over this, hold herround.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: It's it's bullshit, dude.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: How do you think a conversation like that goes?
• 51:03
  Speaker 2: It's a guy.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: So today I gotta Papa Shango coming.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: God damn, I'm making some cocoa.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Beware right.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Now he's probably he comes bad news Brown.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: Oh you're you're You're gonna bring out the junkyard dog.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I got that junkyard dogging me. God God, how how
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: how's a conversation like that has to go? Like I
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: so today I'm paying you finally for me to ship
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: on you. That's that's wild.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I think I think they were fucking. She had she
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: had a job at the company, and she didn't actually
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: do her job. Her job was to fuck the guys.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: And then one day, in the middle of the threesome.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Vince is an old man and he shipped himself.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: We got to spice the something.
• 51:57
  Speaker 4: No.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: I think he's an old man who probably ship himself
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: in the middle of the threes landing on the Yeah,
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: got on her foot a little bit. Yeah, that's that's
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: that's that's the realistic.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: That sounds very positive.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: I think it's just like old age age.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: No, No, Vince is too proud to have admitted that
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: he should himself.
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, see it, that's the Power movie. Of
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: course I should on her.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: I love shipping.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I asked her for it.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: I love his old time.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: Meanwhile, his old ass just couldn't hold down the one part,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: because you.
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: Know, he's like, yo, when party doing sex is crazy
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: though of.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Course sometimes it comes out when you're in your eighties,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: isn't it the worst? Like if you have to like
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: your girls on her way over and all of a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: sudden it's like bold, Yeah, you know, you don't want
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: to take that dump before she gets there, because it's
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: clean up in a freaking seven and that's the worst,
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: especially if she's like not that far away.
• 53:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna have time to
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: do it and clean up.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: Considerate. And then so now you're now she comes in
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: there and you're just holding You're just pinching this fucking
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: monster that you're.
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: Holding back and just ship considerate, give me a second,
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: what do you want me to fucking drop it in
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: the middle and you Vince it.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: He's been doing that for decades because he's also a
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: gentleman at the same time. So I'm gonna take a
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: ship to Yeah, I got hold of it. I can't
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: let this girl.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: Have you ever brought a girl over? And then she
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: uses the bathroom and it's a giant ship and then
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: you go to have sex and you're like, I don't
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: want to have sex now you just took a Yeah,
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: you're still mother doodoo remnts.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's never happened. But I have friends that's happened
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: to them, and it's like, and.
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: I get it. She's because she's trying to be like
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I can't get fucked right now.
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: I'm for women.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: It's different.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally the ship fucked yeah yeah, yeah, and no
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: one wants that, but it is girls. You have to
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: come in empty bowl.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I met a girl off AOL once and we went
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to go to her house and her mom like blew
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: her spot up. We were like, oh, we're here for
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: fucking We're here for Ashley, and she's like, oh, yeah,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: hold on, she's taking a ship.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 54:37
  Speaker 6: I was like, Oh, this is the best part of
• 54:40
  Speaker 6: the story is I went back and when she lived
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: in between like a driveway in between stores, and her
• 54:46
  Speaker 6: apartment was on the back.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Of the store, so there was a long driveway and
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: this is nighttime, so you know how there's floodlights.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So I went back in the front.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: I got back in the car, but it was like,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: what's the matter?
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: He saw how down I was. I was like her
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: mom just said she was a ship. He's like, what
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the hell? I was like, I know, and all then
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Mike waiting and out of the side of my eye,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I see the shadow.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: We should come down the driveway and shine on the wall.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: And she was huge, and I was like, dude, Paul,
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: it was like the big show was coming.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: It was like it's Kamala. We gotta get out of here.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: It's mankind.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: I'm just coming with the long hair.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: He was walking like that.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: Ship.
• 55:35
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: You guys were sucking out there, just uh, it's it's
• 55:41
  Speaker 2: insane risking.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: We were just risking it all all the time, just
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: being like girls.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: They said there's gonna be, They said a woman is
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: Be because they never had their real name. They never
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: had the real name, right, what was your hand?
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: It's like sexy Puerto Rican Princess forty four.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Stars or whatever. I was like, yeah, what the fuck, my.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: God, Linda too good for you, you know, that ship.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: There was a girl that was miss fat Booty that
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I was in love with. But my handle on the
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: line was Vito one six.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: One seven six those fucking numbers, right.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: What was one?
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Seven? Second was my grandma's street in the Bronx because
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I lived on a name street. I lived in the
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Jersey name street.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: God, damn, it.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: Just sounds it sounds like you're gonna make a literary Yeah, yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: you see.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: The fat bitches were like, what the fuck He's a
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Spanish author, fuck bro gosh. Yeah. It was always a
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: risk because number one pictures took forever to downloads, so
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: you rarely got to the whole picture. You'd get like
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: half a face down to their nose or.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: Something like it's definitely a woman, I'm going definitely.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: So it really was like I joke about it saying
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: that it was the same race that you said you were.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I believed you because if you were like, I'm like this.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: One girl said she was Portuguese and her picture was tan, right,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: so and then like she had really nice eyes, but
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: it only went down to here. She was real pretty.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Then I go to meet her and she's like six
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: to huge, pale, white snarling. I enter like this, like, God,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: sorry about picking me up in the station wagon. That's
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: real huge dude. But she had massive tits. I could.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: She was like, oh she does. And then we were
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: talking dirty and stuff and I was like, I'm going
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: like she said like yeah, she says you could let
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: me suck at it. I kissed that girl and everything.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: She was go ross, but I was like, I need
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: to get them titties.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Out out in my attitude.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: Bro, get it done.
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: And then they take pictures of that ship.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Where I get you in Mummy six two. That sounds awesome.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: And she bought me Blimpy.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: We were hanging out. She's like you hungry. I was
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: like yeah. She's like you want a sandwich. I'm like yeah.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: She's like, let's go walk to Blimpy and like I was.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah she was.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: She let you sucker titties and she bought your pace man.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: We watched movies like I was there for like six hours.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: You kind of funked with her.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I never talked to her again after that day.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: So she was a teacher and you were a twelve
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: year old. We were talking about much.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: It was one class.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: That was it that been me the first time I
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: ever used tender too. It's just I didn't we didn't
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: discuss like the sizes of us when we agreed to
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: look up. I shut up to this girl's house. The
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: girls were like six to two, and I'm the size
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: I am. We were both all right, yeah.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta make the best.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah the waste the day did it worked?
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: It worked out, that's good.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: But it was always something though. I went this other girl,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: her name is Jewel. I'll never forget this girl. She
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: lived in Leonia, and I took two buses to go
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: meet her, right, and she was so pretty in her pictures. Right,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: and I go to meet her and bring her doorbell,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: and nobody answers, and I'm like, damn this me and
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I sit there and now I gotta think. And now
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: I start looking at the bus schedules and go back
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: right planning my bat back. The door open, Yeah, I
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: have the whole map like this.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: God, I hated that ship.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: Then the door opened. She was in the shower, so
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: she opens in a towel and everything, and it was hers.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: This is freaking amazing, bro. We talked so dirty to
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: each other and then she was She's like all right,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I'm just finishing up in the shower. Come on in.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I'm all right. So I went and I sat down
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: on the bed, and I'll never forget this for as
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: long as I could live. I was like, oh my gosh,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: she's fresh out the shower. I'm gonna eat her pussy,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: never eating a pussy before, Like this is the one
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I'm going to Yeah right, yeah, bro. So we make
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: out and immediately I push her back on the bed
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: and I go right down. I take her legs and
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: I go like this, Bro. When I put her legs
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: like this, it smelled so bad. It smelled so she
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: just got out of the shower. I was like, something's
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: rotten something.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: How do we get out of that?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I like this, I went back, dude, I kid you,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: not one lick like a tootsy pot I was, and
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: I went right back up. Oh my, I still had
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: sex with her, and I smelled like that for two days.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Two days I kept smelling it. I was like, where
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: is it?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: That's why I don't. If I can't, I gotta do
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: someone who's clean.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I took a shower with my clothes on. That's how
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: bad it's. God.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: I washed over my clothes like fuck.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: But we respect the lady I could smell. We respect
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the ladies and they're all queens and beautiful.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: All of course, of course I respect them so much.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: But sometimes sometimes you find ones that are just amazing.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Especially the aol Era.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, senior year in high school, I was driving
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: my car with my friends and we saw this cheerleader
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and I was driving in the car and I slowed
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: down and I rolled the window down. She was in
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: her cheer uniform riding a bike home and I was like.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: Hey, what's something that I skirt? She was like, my pussy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I talked to her. We all banged it the next
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: day in Unison one. We just one after the other.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: What a good girl from what we love. We love
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: the ladies and we respect that.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: And this motherfucking proceeds. We ran a train on this bitch.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: But it was consenting. It was consenting and fully loud, love,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: so fun. Every one of those boys loved that girl.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I still think about today. She's a vice president
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: at Bank of America. I'm friends that are on LinkedIn.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: Yes, lady, I think about.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: That business connections. Can you show us her LinkedIn?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: After? This is my financial Advisor.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: And that's what I'm saying. We make connections for a lifetime.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: Now I just show her my wroth iron. This is
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: how you generation or well that's what it is. Yes,
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: this is how you build it. This is how you
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: build it. Oh my god, alight, boys, we're done. All
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: right here.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: You guys got anything to plug?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Uh no, so I'm not gonna be the one to plug.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: So no podcasts. Podcast check me out? Uh every week,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: weekly episodes. Yes, thank you guys.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: So it was all right. Thanks for coming.
• 1:03:29
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• 1:03:31
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• 1:03:35
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• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: stay black.
• 1:03:41
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