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Weenie Wednesday is here! · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: Hey, you know what today is?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: Weenie Wednesday.
• 0:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it is.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_01: The weieners are gonna be cooking in a couple hours.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_01: Well, I mean, not yet.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: I have relish on my back because I put relish in my bag, my work bag, and apparently it leaked down my back.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: So now I already smell like a weenie.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: It's I don't know.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you know, I travel with baby wipes.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Do you need do you need a wipe down?
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  SPEAKER_00: I just know it's wet back there.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_00: That's all I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And this is on your back.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's like on my lower back where you like you throw a bag.
• 0:33
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: Jordan, I need you to go to my car, get the baby wipes.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_01: She needs a scrub down.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_01: Just yuck.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: And listen.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: Which honestly, I don't know.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: Do you want to be sticky all day?
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: I've watching The Pit, and this is so morbid.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: But this guy dies in the show.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And he's really bloody because he hemorrhaged.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: And do you like how we're talking about hot dogs and then this?
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: But hold on, there's a lot of things.
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: There'll be no meat sauce today.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_01: However, right now on this segment of the show, there sure will be.
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  SPEAKER_00: There's a correlation.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the guy was uh he was a frequent flyer in the hospital.
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  SPEAKER_00: And whenever you know, they wanted to pay their respects.
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  SPEAKER_00: So when they were wanted to pay their respects, the nurses all they did was wipe them down with some baby wipes.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, that's it.
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  SPEAKER_01: But listen, you you all think I'm crazy because you know, technically my kids are outside of diaper years.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_01: Technically.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm closer than they are to uh diaper years, right?
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: But there is something about baby wipes that you if you have a pack in your car, you feel safer with the with the world around you.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so in the show, they at first it was like, okay, the you get rid of the the big stuff, right?
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like whatever the liver.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_00: The liver.
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  SPEAKER_00: I meant like the sheets, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You get rid of the big stuff.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then not only did they do it once, but then they came back later and there was a young nurse who was training, and the the older nurse said, Well, we're gonna go back in, we're gonna do this again.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: And she's like, But we already did it.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: And the woman explains, Well, you know, there's gonna be some other dry blood.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: There's the residual.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, you even find that with a kid, you know, like Lydia's funny.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter what she's eating, she will find a way to get it all over her face still.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_01: Lydia, me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, that too.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you get it on your back.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: I'm far more impressed.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: I know, right?
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_01: I also love the fact that you have prepared for lunch already and brought your own sweet relish.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, no, what happened was I was getting all of the um condiments yesterday, and that was the one thing that I I just couldn't find.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: Like I I couldn't find packets of anything, to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: So today at Weenie Wednesday, so yeah, let's explain that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Weenie Wednesday kicks off at 11 o'clock, right here in our back parking lot.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you don't know where we're at, we are on the Miracle Mile, right down from the Mark Twain golf course.
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  SPEAKER_00: But anyway, um, you're gonna drive through, get two hot dogs and a bag of chips, all for five dollars, plus get a free Coke product.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: But as far as finding the little packets of condiments, oh yeah.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's something that I couldn't find yesterday.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: So they had the Even at the Samuel's?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: That's where I went.
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  SPEAKER_00: Couldn't find it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I ended up just you know, wrangling some condiments, but the relish was something that I brought from home.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was that that's a specific for you treat.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, well, I have two different relishes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I even just to really level up the Weenie Wednesday today, guys.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So this one I won't be sharing with the class because this has been opened and for you know health purposes.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_00: It's the big dilly pickle kraut.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I got it at Ithaca Farmers Market today.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is, yeah, look at that.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I also brought onions to dice up in case we needed them.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_01: So now we're chopping.
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I just thought, you know, if if somebody wants some onions, we can accommodate.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have a sharp knife?
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, we have the blue one in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is not sharp.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is a sharpened knife.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, not the big long one.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, I know exactly the one you're talking about.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is plastic.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: It's not.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like it's like a metal.
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  SPEAKER_00: The handle's plastic.
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  SPEAKER_00: The the knife is metal.
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, I'm gonna need to look at this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Go touch.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm bringing the knife in here in a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_01: Just keep going.
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Come here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Can you grab the blue knife from the kitchen?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do we have a cutting board or are we doing this too?
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, we do?
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_01: We've got don't worry, we got everything.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you do me a favor?
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  SPEAKER_01: There's a long blue knife in the kitchen.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna kill her.
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  SPEAKER_01: Can you just go get it?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh really.
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  SPEAKER_00: Just want to make sure that it can penetrate the skin.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we're just making sure that he's I got a thumbs up.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_01: That was an instantaneous thumbs up.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Did he actually go get the baby wipes?
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, not yet.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_01: No, I'm gonna do that next, though, for you.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna do a wipe down.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_01: We can't go through the day feeling sticky.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: You're making me uncomfortable.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know if it's sticky.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_00: I might have been.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Bring me this.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: Bring this to me.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's totally metal.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: This is there When did we get this knife?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_00: This is the big blue knife that's lived here forever.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: There's another blue knife in there, isn't there?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_01: That was the only big blue knife I saw.
• 4:57
  SPEAKER_01: Well, um, I've apparently been working somewhere else.
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  SPEAKER_01: I can I'm touching the metal.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, there you go.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_00: I needed I needed that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I really thought we had this big janky plastic, you know, thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've seen you use it.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the knife I always use.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: The long story is if somebody wants onions, they're hot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Onions, relish, ketchup mustard.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well done.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we'll we'll tell you what.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: We're taking cash only, aren't we?
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, it's cash only because, well, we don't have a way to read a chip right here.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_00: Well, this is like everything.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: You could Venmo me and I could always just give the money to Melissa.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: This is uh the the yeah, let's do one more process to this.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, this is like everyone I got my Venmo QR code in my car.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_01: This is oh, that's right, you do.
• 5:39
  SPEAKER_01: All right, it's a possibility, but the reality to it is also think of going to any craft fair uh in the twin tiers.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's cash only.
• 5:47
  SPEAKER_01: Unless you really want to put your Venmo out.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.