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🙏 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives S4 Eps 1–3 Recap: Filming Paused, Villa Fallout & MomTok Babies & Broadway · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:06
  Speaker 1: Drama, Darling Drama, Darling.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: Drama, Darling. Hello, Hello, Darlings. Today is the Secret Lives
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  Speaker 2: of Mormon Wives Day. Emily Daresis is with me? Are
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: you with us?
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  Speaker 3: Emily?
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  Speaker 2: Come in, Emily, I am so with you you emotionally
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  Speaker 2: and physically turn around.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Audienced.
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  Speaker 2: My god, she's right behind me always. You remember that
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: movie Monsters, Inc. And his name is like Ras and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Like always watching you know that character. Yeah, Oh I
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  Speaker 3: love that. She's like a snail or whatever with the paperwork.
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: Mattie went through a monster's ink phase of horse, as
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: all people do. And we have like all the characters
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  Speaker 2: and we'd like slide that around and she'd be like, ah,
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: wait walking It was so cute.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: Oh how they grow so big? Now? AnyWho?
• 1:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, we're talking, uh Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
• 1:22
  Speaker 2: And before we like full on get into the recap,
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: we have something to talk about.
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  Speaker 3: What happened?
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: God, we should say we're doing episode one through three
• 1:31
  Speaker 1: season four, we should say.
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: We should say that, but we're not going to. No,
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: don't say we're not going to say it. They'll figure
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  Speaker 2: it out and then by the end of the show
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  Speaker 2: they'll be like, well, what happened they stopped episode three?
• 1:47
  Speaker 2: Why okay, you guys were doing episodes one through three
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: because we need to, like, you know, milk this and
• 1:54
  Speaker 2: enjoy it for what it's worth. They're putting it out
• 1:57
  Speaker 2: like every single time I start this show, and like
• 2:00
  Speaker 2: they are living their lives in fast motion. The amount
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  Speaker 2: of stuff that happens in this group of Mormons or
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: ex Mormons, you just can't wrap your head around it.
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  Speaker 1: And it's all back to back because it's like we're
• 2:15
  Speaker 1: on the heel. So the last season we haven't even
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  Speaker 1: filmed the reunion yet. Like, I'm so confused getting into this,
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Like when do we all make up?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say, like, as we're going along, we're
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: just gonna have to pretend like we know what the
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  Speaker 2: timeline is, because if we actually stop and try to
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  Speaker 2: do the math, it's going to be more complicated.
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  Speaker 1: I did the math.
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  Speaker 2: I did the math too. I didn't do it on paper,
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  Speaker 2: but I did it in my head.
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  Speaker 1: All I have is they primarily film this during the
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  Speaker 1: fall of twenty twenty five, and they wrapped up in
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  Speaker 1: late November or early December twenty twenty five. And I
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  Speaker 1: know that maybe we'll get there. It's just that I
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: had to in my head be like when did Jesse
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: drop that thing about Demi and the peed, Like I'm.
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  Speaker 2: So we're not gonna do that math on it because
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: I think that we'll just get too much in the
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  Speaker 2: weeds and we're just gonna go along with you know,
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: as the show leads us and kind of folds in,
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: it's kind of like time. It sort of folds in
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  Speaker 2: on itself. It's sort of like the the Secret Lives
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  Speaker 2: of Mormon Wise, they're kind of like in a black hole,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. Time and space are becoming one.
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  Speaker 2: As they're filming season and they're filming a season while
• 3:25
  Speaker 2: they're filming a reunion, and then they go into filming
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  Speaker 2: and then that reunion turns into the filming of the
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  Speaker 2: other filming of the season of the filming of the reunion,
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  Speaker 2: and so that's it's to become. You know what it is,
• 3:37
  Speaker 2: it's quantum physics, that is right.
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  Speaker 1: It's diverse, it is Time doesn't wait for anyone.
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  Speaker 2: No, Okay, how about we take a little detour into
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: Stephen Hawking, you know, and see what he has to
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  Speaker 2: say about the Secret Lives of Mormon.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, quantum physics.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna speak on it. He's gonna speak on it,
• 3:57
  Speaker 2: Speak on it.
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  Speaker 3: Daven Okay, Daven.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Dark Holes, Dark Holes.
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  Speaker 2: We are going to look at this season of the
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  Speaker 2: Secret Lives of Mormon Wives in a quantum Phisics kind
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  Speaker 2: of way. So before we get into episodes one through three,
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: let's discuss what's happening in the world of Taylor Frankie
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: Paul today, because you know, she is the leader. She
• 4:25
  Speaker 2: is the leader of mom talk, which was made very
• 4:29
  Speaker 2: clear in episode three of season four by Jesse so
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  Speaker 2: Emilay m hm. We got word from TMC. Yeah, apparently
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  Speaker 2: they have ceased filming as of right now due to
• 4:47
  Speaker 2: an upset between Dakota and Taylor. They have a custody
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: court battle that's happening, and the headline says custody court
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: battle blew up months. But as they've been duking it
• 5:02
  Speaker 2: out in court, so they say something happened. I would
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  Speaker 2: say the shiit hit the fan in some way.
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  Speaker 3: We don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They didn't specify, but producers decided to shut down production temporarily. Temporarily.
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  Speaker 2: This is according to TMZ, and I guess Dakota went
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  Speaker 2: to court over custody and support of their son Ever
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  Speaker 2: back in June twenty twenty five. Then Taylor filed their
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  Speaker 2: response and a counterclaim a couple of weeks later, and
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  Speaker 2: it looks like a proposed order on custody support and
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: parenting time was filed in the case around September, But
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: in December court docs were filed regarding Dakota's income. Then
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  Speaker 2: there wasn't any movement, and then within the last couple
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  Speaker 2: of weeks they're reporting that some drama has exploded and
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  Speaker 2: they have shut down the show temporarily.
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  Speaker 1: You know, honestly, they could use a break, because what
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  Speaker 1: we what that is saying is they're already filming season five.
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  Speaker 2: So they went and they filmed season four, which we
• 6:10
  Speaker 2: are now watching, and they went and probably did that reunion.
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  Speaker 2: But before they even did the reunion, they probably already
• 6:16
  Speaker 2: continued filming, just like this season. Just like this season,
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: they're white age. It's too much weight, Yeah, it's too much.
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: They are making it like all that the housewives have
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  Speaker 1: breaks because there are other cities to do it.
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  Speaker 2: This is too much, well too much, and their lives
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  Speaker 2: are in such chaos all the time, and not even
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: necessarily bad chaos, but like even good chaos. You know,
• 6:39
  Speaker 2: you get babies, and you get Broadway babies in Broadway?
• 6:43
  Speaker 3: What else do you need?
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: You know? Dirty sodas. By the way, did you know
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: that dirty sodas are? Like now they've made their way
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  Speaker 2: into other states?
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: What do you are we talking about? Like swig and
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  Speaker 1: putting flavors in your soda? Okay, we're not talking about.
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: No, we're not talking about the fruit loop scandal. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: dirty soda is the worst name for the exact thing
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  Speaker 2: that you just said, because you say dirty soda to
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  Speaker 2: me disgusting and I'm thinking about someone pison, you know.
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, And that is why we I mean honestly,
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  Speaker 1: like I really think that because of Mormon wives. I
• 7:27
  Speaker 1: don't think that because of any I mean, I mean, yeah,
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: I guess I kind of would have thought about now
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  Speaker 1: I really think.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, because it's also like the soaking thing,
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: and it's like, oh do you want to soaking soda?
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  Speaker 3: Like gross, what are you guys doing? Stop it?
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: Mormons? Like I'm kidding, Mormons, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 3: But like it's it's everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I was at BJ's last night.
• 7:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is kidding, worse disgusting.
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: I can't even Okay, we went to see Hoppers. Okay, okay,
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: that's a kid's movie.
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  Speaker 3: Relax.
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  Speaker 1: Not the toilet, not the toilet, keep going?
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  Speaker 3: Is a toilet in Britain?
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  Speaker 1: Got to use the hopper in growing up? In growing up, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we called it that on the East Coast.
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  Speaker 2: Really, I never heard that before, got to use the hopper?
• 8:24
  Speaker 3: Wow? No, I never heard that.
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: Well, welcome, welcome in.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't like it. I'm kidding. We all have
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  Speaker 3: our stuff, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we had had so basically, dirty sodas are
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  Speaker 2: taking over. Were at Bjay's last night and they're on
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  Speaker 2: the menu, all these little sodas popping up with like
• 8:55
  Speaker 2: there's just a bunch of shit in this soda, you know, dirty.
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  Speaker 2: It says dirty soda on the menu.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: And you get all those pumps in the back, all
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  Speaker 1: the flavor pumps.
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  Speaker 2: Interesting, you know, I didn't get my eyes on the
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  Speaker 2: flavor pumps, but I imagine that's what's happening behind the scenes,
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, although BJ's is kind of a forward
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: facing bar, I imagine, but we were outside. Listen, this is
• 9:19
  Speaker 2: taking a detour or The point is is that the
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: Mormon effect, the Secret Lives of Mormon wives effect, is happening,
• 9:26
  Speaker 2: and it's taking over mom talk. Okay, So basically we
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  Speaker 2: now know that they are taking a pause from filming,
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: and surprise, surprise, it's because of the drama between Dakota
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  Speaker 2: and of course Taylor. Now we should welcome ourselves into
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  Speaker 2: the official recap of episodes one through three. Hi hi, hi, hi, Hello, hello,
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: thanks good, How you doing? As we're talking about Taylor
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: and Dakota, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna
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  Speaker 2: kind of go through maybe each couple and each friend.
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  Speaker 2: You know, We're gonna kind of do these in clumps.
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  Speaker 2: We're not gonna go chronologically through each episode.
• 10:11
  Speaker 1: You can't, you can't, you won't. I didn't, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So basically we've got we've got these funking guys go
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  Speaker 2: into the villa, okay, which we're gonna circle back to.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna land there, Emily, don't you worry?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: I hate Jordan.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Keep going.
• 10:35
  Speaker 3: I hate Jordan. I hate Jordan. Okay.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: So then they come back from the villa and none
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: of these guys can keep their mouth shut, which is great,
• 10:46
  Speaker 2: and that's what we want, of course, but Jordan is like.
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  Speaker 3: I won't.
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  Speaker 2: I'll have to keep this one hundred with my wife,
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: and I'm gonna tell her everything despite any of you.
• 10:57
  Speaker 2: And so he's like, he had a three way kid,
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: which is so he didn't exactly say he had sex yet, Dakotakota.
• 11:06
  Speaker 2: He didn't say he had sex yet, but he told
• 11:08
  Speaker 2: Jesse that he had a three way kiss, and he
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: told mikaylab At right, So we told him that in
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: the kitchen. Then it Then later he told Jesse that
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  Speaker 2: he had sex at the villa.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where in the villa. I don't care.
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  Speaker 3: I don't need to know.
• 11:24
  Speaker 2: So then we find out that this is gonna make
• 11:29
  Speaker 2: its way, you know, back to Taylor, and it sure
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: does when she comes. What a weird scene she comes over.
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know how they lured her there, I can't remember,
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: but they're up in a closet.
• 11:41
  Speaker 3: Oh a dress.
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: Dresses for the reunion for season three.
• 11:46
  Speaker 3: Three thank you.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 11:49
  Speaker 3: I kind of loved.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: That. She's like, can I borrow a dress?
• 11:53
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: I like he was like borrowing a dress?
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: I little it too, Emily, Yeah, I loved it too,
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: and she's like, I pulled some options and I'm like, Jesus,
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: you have a lot of options.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, dang, okay.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: So Taylor's up there, she's like okay, So Jordan's in
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: this walk in like run in closet. The thing is
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: like enormous because that's what you can get in Utah.
• 12:20
  Speaker 3: Apparently laps.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: You can do laps, and you.
• 12:23
  Speaker 3: Can do laps.
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: It's a lap in uh closet, lap closet. It's a
• 12:26
  Speaker 2: lap closet. So you're in there and Jordan's like behind
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: the island, which you have, of course, and Jesse's just
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: sitting in like a recliner, and Taylor's like, what this
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: is weird? Like this is weird right because you can
• 12:41
  Speaker 2: just get catch the vibes. And then finally Jordan's like, well,
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: you know how I ah told you that I wasn't
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: going to say anything about how you and that Ben
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: and you know Ben and Ben's in your life, and
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: you know I promised you I wouldn't say that. And
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, oh great, he said it to Dakota and
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: he's like, well I didn't, and she's like she is
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: so quick that she goes, what did Dakota do did
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: he sleep with someone in the villa? I was like,
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: how did you get from that to Dakota slept with
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: someone in the villa? She knew, she instantly knew.
• 13:15
  Speaker 1: Well, I also think like she probably had to know immediately,
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean?
• 13:21
  Speaker 3: Like, but when at what point?
• 13:23
  Speaker 1: At what point when they booked the trip?
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: Right, she probably knew it was going to happen deep down,
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: but she was also completely shocked. I mean you have
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: to like look at it from her perspective in a
• 13:37
  Speaker 2: way where you're like, you know, he goes low real fast, right,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: but to go somewhere and then like to sleep with
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: someone on TV for the world to see, is I'm
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: so messy. It's so dirty soda.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: I am still it is dirty soda. I am still
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: reeling from literally the re union that is about to
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: film and last season when we which is like weeks ago,
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: he's fucking around with her mom's friend, and now he
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: set the villa fucking on camera. Like, I don't know
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: what else we need?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: His death show tailor well, I think we needed those
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: two things. I think you know, she she's she's the
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: kind of person that needs to go to the depths
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: of like the worst possible equation in order to like
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: either learn that lesson or to finally feel like she
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: can move on. And I feel like those things needed
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: to happen, you know.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: But I'm also like, and I'm not a Dakota fan
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: at all.
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't understand.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: I know you you're wearing a se me and all
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: the guys like I feel like I went to the
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: villa because like when all the guys came back from
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: the villa and they're like they love Dakota so much,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, finally someone gets it.
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: He's so funny, like we could like my stomach hurts
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: from laughing.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: Oh what a what a character?
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: Anyway, go on, you're not a Dakota fan, but.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm just pointing out Taylor is going on the
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: Bachelor's I'm kind of like, well, it's kind of fair
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: game what happened at the villa. I'm still upset about
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: him fucking around with the mom friend or family friend
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: or whatever that was. I thought I thought that was
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: like we are done done at that point, and that's
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: what yeah, is still.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: Like that was the thing that was like we're done
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: done now you you're right it was like, now you've
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: made it to the family. You couldn't do anything worse
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: than to destroy a family unit, right, Yeah, and then
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: trust is gone.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: It's so far away from us.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: So she kind of like moved on. But it was
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: only three months that she moved on because she said
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: three months, so we know that, right. So they weren't
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: technically together for three months and then the villa thing happened.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: But the problem is is that he keeps telling her
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: all this stuff like I love you, like I want
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: to be a family when she tries to go away,
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: so he never really lets her go. He always keeps
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: going after her. He sort of pursues her. I mean,
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: he respects her wishes that they need to separate and
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: that she's going to move on from him and all
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: this stuff, but he still is trying to love bomb
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: her in these ways and he gets her every time,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: whether she acknowledges it or not.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: And then you realize that.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: She believes it when she's heartbroken again by something that
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: he did, because she is crying her ever loving heart out.
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: I mean, you just feel so bad.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she could book the bachelorette for the next ten
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: years straight. And I think Dakota could worm his way
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: in on only Wednesday, and we're right back at square one.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Lonely Wednesday. You know I'm going to costo.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: You know that's my best EMO band, Lonely Wednesday.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: It is, it is. You talk about it a lot.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: What are you guys touring next?
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Oh man, we just want to get it. We just
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: want to get a song together. Man, we just can't
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: even get that together. But like a.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Guess, are a mess, total mess.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Start with this as your beat. Okay, we all have
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: only one day.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: By the way, their dresses in the opening sequence of this,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: the blue ones, I think they're designed by Betsy Johnson,
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: like custom.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I didn't know. I didn't know that.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I read an article, I saw a headline. I don't
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: know if I'm one hundred percent sure it's Betsy Johnson.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: That's the new I read a book. I just like,
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: read a headline, read the back of the jacket. I
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: read it. It's like, yeah, I read a headline, I
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: read a headpoint, I read an article, I read a headline.
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: I read a tweet.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh Amy's really in the weeds on her research.
• 18:05
  Speaker 3: I love a little R and D.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she is so destroyed by this news about
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: the villa, and is it like any worse than him
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: getting with someone in her family. No, it's actually not
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: as bad, you know, but like to her because she's
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: on camera a lot, you know what I mean, she's
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: tiktoking left and right, and she's on this show. So
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: in a way, she's like, Oh, you came into my world,
• 18:33
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• 18:37
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• 18:42
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• 18:43
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• 18:46
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  Speaker 2: Even know what I'm saying.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: It is hard because again, we're fucking with timelines that
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: don't exist in a normal human brain. And so that's
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: why I'm just like, when did you guys fix any
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: of this? You are pissed your family came out and
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: screamed at him right at the reunion, But it did.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: And I can't trust can't trust the fucking thing you say.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I can't trust a motherfucking anything you say. Deco, fucking uh,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: like her dad was putting f bombs where they don't
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: belong and it was amazing.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: He's a tough guy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, he's so tough, a tough guy. You know.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Finally he comes around after all these years, and I
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: still am I'm still going to be mad at him
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: for life after that. Why knock that outdoor picnic table? Anyway,
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: So point being, she's destroyed, she goes and gets a
• 19:42
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• 19:46
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• 19:50
  Speaker 2: she is just broken hearted and her mom's there looking great.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: Her face is settled a little more, and you know,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: so we can see little bit more empathy on her
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: face and stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So that's good.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: So, but getting back to what you said about the Bachelorette, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I understand what you were saying about that, like, yeah,
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: the deal's off, she's going to the bachelorette. A couple things.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: One would Dakota have even known that she even got
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: that job at that point, because I feel like he
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: was at the villa when she got it. Or look,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: this is spacetime continuum that we cannot keep up with.
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• 20:32
  Speaker 2: to the villa that she was going to be the bachelorette.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, but I'm not sure.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Let's just say he didn't know. It's still shitty what
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: he did. And also it's different, because different than the Bachelor,
• 20:45
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  Speaker 3: You're going to the villa to.
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  Speaker 2: You know, get some villa do get some dirty soda, right,
• 20:55
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  Speaker 2: So what the bachelorette, even though you're not leaving with love.
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• 21:07
  Speaker 2: maybe a Neil Lane ring on your finger, and then
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: you're looking down two months of like press and then
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: a breakup. I mean, that's pretty much where you're gonna go. However,
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: the intention is to find love. You're putting the work
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: in to find someone who's compatible with you, and that's
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: really just like an opportunity for you as a personality
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  Speaker 3: And so he could.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Have gone to the villa and been had the same opportunity,
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: but he didn't have to sleep with anybody. That's what
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like, no matter how you slice it,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: he's still a pos and the fact that he did
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: that on camera is so dirty soda.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: It is so dirty soda. Also, Taylor is flying in
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: random TikTok country musicians to her home, literally at the
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: airport or pick up drop off at Dakota's. So I
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: guess that's why I'm kind of like, I get, I
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: get what you're saying, but I kind of think like
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: he should have had more. There's a there's a level
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of respect he should have had, but he didn't have
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: to have. Well, she's fucking that guy from Countrytown, USA,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: TikTok that she's flown in, Yes, allegedly, Listen, I am
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: over here defending. Don't you dare defend that motherfucker again?
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: He is he went over there.
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  Speaker 3: He did not, He should not. He did not.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: He should not have done that, And that's just so
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: nasty of him. Nasty. She can fly in anybody. I
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: don't care who she flies in, but she's gonna have
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: more decorum than he is. Okay, let's talk about ben
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: in this guy. So she slides into his live Okay, yeah, girl,
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? That's how she and Dakota met.
• 23:03
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• 23:08
  Speaker 2: and that is a problem. That's where she shows her
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: you know, her life, but she also begins relationships.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: That's how she met Dakota. But I think he slid
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: into her DMS and then she like entertained it, right,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: But now she's taken it to the next step, which
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: is you're popping into someone's live and you're just like, hey,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: can you play this?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: And as they said, like, he looks just like Dakota,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: except for he has a mustache.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on like a different speed, you know.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Snoopy's cousin with a mustache.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: He's the same person, Yeah, exactly.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: But this guy and then he's sitting with all these people,
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: all these gals of mom talk in that living room,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: and he's just like, oh, yep, oh I.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: That's how I know they're not taking it slow. Like
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: she's just like, get over here and film with this
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: guy and immediately give him a platform.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not making smart decisions and I'm going to
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: say it and I did.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And she wouldn't need to make smart decisions if
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: she didn't have this Dakota shit. Like, so that's kind
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: of where I'm at. I'm like, I want her to
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: be able to be young and dumb and make dumb decisions.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I loved that for her, except for Dakota with the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: kid is going to make that really hard. And I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: do wonder with the pausing or whatever. I wonder if
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he's requested film footage or something. And that's why Hulu's like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: we're going to pause because we don't want to be
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: a part of Discovery in some way. Like I have
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: no idea what that's about.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: But I'm just saying, why are you talking about?
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: What are you what are you attacking? I'm just saying
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
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  Speaker 3: Oh Ben Ben wants footage. No, I'm kidding Dakota.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ben wants it for is real.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because he.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Did some of that footage where I'm sitting with all
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: those those talks they're called mom talk. Yeah, okay, And
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: then I want to send it to Dollywood because I'm
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: thinking about, you know, opening up for another you know,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: national only Wednesday.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: Only Wednesday's lonely Wednesday.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I just think like Taylor's going to be
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: paying because of fucking Dakota. Any mistakes she makes, she's
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: going to be paying for at times ten and that
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I feel bad about that.
• 25:34
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• 25:36
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• 25:38
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• 25:43
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• 25:45
  Speaker 2: You probably can mm hmm, but you probably.
• 25:49
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• 25:51
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  Speaker 2: like the boiler plate standard. So anyway that one in
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: this case against the producers, so he cannot see the producers,
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: but you know him is I don't the lawsuit against Demi.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know where that stands.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Well, shout out to Bravo docket. I listened to part three.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I've listened all three, and then today I was listening
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to I listened to part three and I only listened once,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: and a lot of it is like I have to
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: listen to some of that again just to make sure
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I got it right. But it's basically like there's still
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the slander among the two and Demi has fired back
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: in terms of like, you know, you can't, you don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: sign all that paperwork and you can't and you can
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: and it means you can go ahead and commit a
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: crime and there's no consequence.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: But the thing is like, right this criminal right exactly? Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: it's not a criminal case. She never called the police,
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: So if she would have called the police and in
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: that situation called nine one one whatever and reported something
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: that's different, she would have had grounds, right.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: And I mean I get and believe me, I all
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: day long. I get why people don't call the police
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: on something like that, or.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: They should and they should.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I guess what I'm saying is it's there
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: are still a lot of this that is needing to
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: be decided. But but in terms of the reality show
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: contracts that do you think that they're out of it?
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: That's a no go. It's a no go, okay, which
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: totally makes sense, And that doesn't surprise me one bit.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: It surprises me only because one thing that they mentioned
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: in the docket was that they have a hunch that
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: they had Mauricio Mauricio.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: God, oh my god, why are you everywhere, Mauricio, Get
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: down from there?
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: Get down from the villa.
• 39:02
  Speaker 4: Mauricio.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Probably he probably is, Hey, guys, we're opening up on
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: agency and the inside of the vander Pump Villa.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Marciano, you know, comes back on in films last season
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: at the end of season three and the doc it
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: was like, wait, he had he had signed on the
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: vander Pump Villa side of things, but he hadn't signed
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: on the Mormon Wives. Think do you think that they
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: had they tricked him into coming on at the end
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: of the season just to sign those papers. So I
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: don't I that I want to listen to again. But
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: that was like.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: Whoa, oh my god, yeah, yeah, wow, Okay, yeah.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: So anyway, it's it's all very tricky, but reality TV
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: at this point, and it's not even Bravo. I mean,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: this is Hulu. They all know what they're doing. And
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: so it's not to say, like, if you think you
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: have a case, you you will find a lawyer that
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: will try to know argue that. But you know, it
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: just seems you're coming up against the rocks.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: You rock the Alcatraz, Alcatraz. I've been there, Yeah, I've
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: been there.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Did you know? Can I ask you? Was just a
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: sidebar because I know the darlings are dying to know.
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: You welcome to Alcatraz.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Talk that the guards lived on the island and there's
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: housing and everything like that.
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: Yes, I did know that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that till this past weekend. Bye bye, everybody.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, keep talking. It's an audio podcast.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Don't mess it up.
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: I was it was screwing around with the graphics. Okay,
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: go on, Emily, Yeah.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: Well that's it. I just sidebar. I learned that this
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: weekend and I did.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Not know that. And did you think that they commuted
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: from like you know that.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: I thought that they escaped they all to swim in
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: a tunnel to get to work. I didn't know their
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: families all lived there. I didn't know that there was
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: such a virgeous residency.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Of absolutely stunning, just gorgeous.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just we'rgeous California.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: You got it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Gorge anyway, Okay, I want to talk about the amazing
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: song we saw recorded by.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Brad and Demi weeping.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: So this was one of the greatest scenes we've seen
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: an editor just mess with and really screw them, you know,
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: screw someone. I mean, you get you get messy editors,
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: and then you get some editors that have what feels
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: like this is personal, Like I need to make Demy
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: look as bad as possible because she personally harmed my family.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: Like that's what this felt like. The way that they
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: dragged her was. I mean, it was art because like
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: and and don't get me wrong, I don't think it's
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: that big of a deal, Like, who cares. It's a
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: it's a funny joke. But at the end end of
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: the day, she thinks she's a good singer, and she
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: needs to be told she's that.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: She needs she needs to have this awakening, and she
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: needs to she she lives in a bit of a
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: delusional world. Yeah, in general.
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: She's noting on top of being a bad singer, she's
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: giving notes aggressively.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: The fact that she sounds as not great as she does,
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: and then is like micromanaging Brett when he actually is
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: doing a very good job.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I can't speak for the whole band,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: but I'm saying right now, if Lonely Wednesday Wednesday Brette
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: as our front man, like headlining at Dollywood, Well, I'm
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: just saying.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Ben would love that too, Ben would love to probably
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: work with you.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: He was actually I've never I'm impressed.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I just was like, wow, okay, yeah, like yeah, Well
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: when he wasn't there were in the car and they
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: did the vocal warm ups. I was like, no, what
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: are we what are we looking at here? I was
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: like what is happening? And then I was like okay, okay.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: So it seems like a lot of like Mormons in Utah,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: they grew up singing. You know, they're singing hymns, they're
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: singing hers, they're singing left and they're singing songs. So
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: everyone probably has a singing standard that grew up like that.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: That's my guess. Okay, oh yeah, heathery're gay Piere about
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Heather Brittany Lisa away, and I mean she thinks she's great. Like,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: so all these people are singing.
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: They think they're Lisa singing.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: Oh we Ninger, no crip for.
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: His head, his head, we need a grim for this
• 44:02
  Speaker 6: baby's head.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: Just said, okay, so face Lisa.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: A crip for his head. That's gorgeous, Lisa.
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: So they just don't think they can sing because then
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: the fact that Demi like walks out and she's just.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Like, oh I needed that. Oh I need to.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I just need to shine like that, you know, everywhere,
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Like I really should be doing more of that, like
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: and I just it's hard.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: It's hard to watch. Okay.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: Brett is very excited to defend Demi at this reunion,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: and we saw backstage what was happening that little Zach
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: and Brett thing. You know, it is wild, he really does.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm glad he believes in his wife, and
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I'm glad he's defending his wife. It would be really
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: weird if he wasn't. So I'm okay with that. I
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: don't have any problems with Brett at this point. But
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: except for his vocal exercises. That was just like, you know,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: but I want to discuss Jen and Zach. They weren't
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: on the Vile Files, and Zach and Jen like because
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Jen is saying, oh, yeah, Demi sat on Marciano's lap
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: and kissed him. So all these allegations are happening, and
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: Demi is basically saying, no, I didn't sit on his lap.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Nothing more happened. But Demi is owning the fact that
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: she kissed him. Is that correct?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, this gets really murky for me. I don't
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: know what's done.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: It's the black hole we're in it because it seemed
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: like she wasn't denying that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Wait is it the type of kiss? Is that what
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: it is?
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: Too?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: Here's with Demi. I think this is what happened. And
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I think she got a little ahead of herself with
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Marciano and then is backtracking really quickly. And I wouldn't
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: even be surprised if some of the things that she
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: texted him or happened happened after she was feeling like
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: she wanted to pull back.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Well, that's her defense going.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Remember, she was like, I was just towing the line
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: until I could, like, you know, keep your enemies closer
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: type of thing, and it just it doesn't make sense.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: And when Brett's like defending his wife for the things
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: that she's saying in text messages to him about swallowing,
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah, I mean what are you talking about?
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: So it's very strange, strange.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: So Marciana is a piece of shit, Like in terms
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: of what we've seen on the villa, he does not
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: have a lot of respect seems for women, and and
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: like he treated that Galhanah so badly, right Hannah, Yeah,
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: but you know that again, that could have been for
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the show. So it's just hard to know. And with
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: Demi's it is, this part specifically on what happened is
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: confusing because I feel like that timeline changed and she
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: started getting really pissed out of nowhere about it and
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: that and that clouded out the way she was explaining it,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: and I understand how that can happen. So I she was.
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: Trying to backtrack the whole time. Yeah, and double down,
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: double down, double down. So remember the healer?
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: Oh god, yes, we got to get in on that.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: How can we heal?
• 47:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, we could have done a way better job.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I was like, who is this? Did you just get
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: her from swig, like was she working again?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Recapping the show? She came there to heal, but she's
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: just recapping. She's like, didn't you guys you have a
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: salon and you guys hang out a lot.
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: Great, Yeah, She's like, we get that.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: So like you if I could just like say something,
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I feel like you are having an emotional affair, but like, yeah, so,
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: but Demi apparently has seen this healer before and she
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: in the past to this healer that she's had emotional affairs.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: She's confessed that to her because like at some point
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: in the show, Demi was like, oh, yeah, I've had
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: emotional affairs, Like I've admitted to this, but wasn't with Marciano.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: So she's admitting to other emotional affairs that she has
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: had but not Marciano. And that's why she was like that,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: I wish that something would have happened because it would
• 48:34
  Speaker 2: have been so much easier for me to just say
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: that instead of having to try and defend myself and all.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: It's just so convoluted.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know what she meant that, So that's a
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: good take on that. I hear what you're saying.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And she just wanted to have it be over with,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: like just I wish it. I wish I could just
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: admit I had an affair emotional and physically, and now
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to work it out in my marriage. I
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: wish I just say that, but I can't because that's
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: not what happened. And instead, now it's bringing up all
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: this other stuff. And so she's alluding to her past
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: because remember on the reunion, she said, I've experienced some things,
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: some trauma in my past, and so she's talking about
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: that and now it's like, no one believes me, and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: then it's all coming crashing in on each other and
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: you just are like, Okay, I have got to believe her.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: And then you're like looking at all the other mom
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: talkers and they're just they seem to have her number.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: They're like, she's so full of it. She's lying. All
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: she does is lie. This is not true.
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: And then you're like, well, what where are we.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Supposed to be as a as an audience. I think
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: we're all confused, except for Zach, because Zach's like, oh,
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: I believe Marciano, I mean one hundred percent because he
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: was remorseful and honest, and you know what guys. I mean,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: it's more Demi and Jesse than it is him, because
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: you know, they're the married ones and so it's more
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: their fault. And you know what Arciano said that they're
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: that more than a kiss happened with Demi, And I'm like, Zach,
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: go fuck yourself because at.
• 50:06
  Speaker 5: This point saying Dakota's funny, Yeah, I know, but you know, yes,
• 50:11
  Speaker 5: we have the It is wild that we've got two
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: of these mom talkers that went to the villa and
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: all this stuff happened, and then Jesse can just like
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: laugh it off and be like, well, mine didn't happen
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: at the villa.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: It happened after Sorry not sorry? Am I kidding too far?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: What?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Like Jordan and Jesse, holy moly, what a hot mess.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: They need to get away from each other. To see
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: them fight is tough. Her going to a hotel every
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: few days, and like they're going to therapy. I mean,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: they are definitely giving it, they're all, but I think
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: it's all for not Like I just do not think
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: that they can work it out.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Do you know he's clout chasing in plain sight?
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Well, how excited he got to go to the villa?
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: Was it was actually disturbing the amount of yessy and he.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Puts her face in it. He's like, no, like, h guys,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: no matter what you ever do, you exist because of
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: mom talk. Just cash the checks, do your little dad
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: talk thing with your dumb hats, and that's fine, you'll
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: make some money, but know that it is mom talk.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: I don't care what happened at the villa. It is
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: about mom talk because all of all of whatever your
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: world is and that culture is dad talk. So the
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: fact that mom talk has come out of it, that's it.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's that's.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: The unique cool Thingugh.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: I know it's so gross. Yeah, okay.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: So the scene when Jordan tells Chase and Dakota that
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: he told Jesse and Mikayla that Dakota had like a
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: four or three way kiss or something, right, and they're
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: out at this restaurant and Chase going off on Jordan
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: was very satisfying. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not saying
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I know we all hate you, but I was like,
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: I was like snapping, I'm like yes, and he did
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: not stop, and I was like, okay, well that that's enough,
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: all right, You've done it. And he's like and I
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: mean really dude, like bro like he just kept going,
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I mean, and then it got Dakota going.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: It was kind of.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Because you can see Mason and Chase going for the
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: crown together. They're like, we are going to take this
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: motherfucker down.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: They did, and they did and they did, and honestly,
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Chase, welcome in because this guy is going
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: to bring some dirty soda to this show like he
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: always does. He does, he has and he does. And
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: the fact that he brought up the incident where they're
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: like take ownership, take ownership on the lawn hm and
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Jordan was like, no, I mean I did that because
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: my wife and I and you know where you are
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: trying to have everything be one hundred percent. And he's like,
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: take ownership full circle, motherfucker. Actually he said that the
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: wrong way. He was like, he was like take circle.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: He's like he's like circle full motherfucker.
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: I was like, all right, you.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: He gets on here and shows his ass and I'm like,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: not bad kids.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I know. I'm like, good job, Okay, all right, well
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: we'll see on the field next week. You know, I mean,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I am here for it. Him going after Taylor. You
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: know this thing in the beginning when we first started
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: the Macy thing. Okay, wait, so then the tailor at
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: the very beginning, you know, she's like, well, i'm moving,
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: you know, and he's there and he's helping her move
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: and all this stuff. You're like, whoa, because it we
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: left off in season three where he's like, maybe we
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: should date and she's like what. So we know it's
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: pretty clear with her she's not going to go there.
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: But then the word gets back to Miranda that they're
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: you know, they went on at what is this a
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: date or a not date? And so, and it was
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: really sad to see Miranda start crying about like the potential,
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: like is she gonna do this? I would hope she
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: wouldn't do this. So then she's got to like sit
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: and fester in the idea that this is going to
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: happen maybe, And so she's crying and then then thank god,
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: they talked and then they moved on. I'm like, you know,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: they're just going through all of these things, like person
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: to person, and then we've got three babies that were born,
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Like we haven't even mentioned the babies.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, they're not doing much these babies right now.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: It's Okay, they're not too much.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: But they had three babies, and then like we've got
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: three postpartum mom's. We've got two of them moving to
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: LA for Dancing with the Stars, which was crazy. And
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: then they're going and they're dancing on Dancing with the Stars.
• 54:42
  Speaker 2: They're rehearsing. They're living in this house because they don't
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: end up all living there. They end up finding another airbnb.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: But then they go to the reunion. Then the next day,
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: Whitney has a freaking event that they all have to
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: show up to. I'm like, these people don't stop.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: They don't and I'm worried. I'm worried about some of them.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: It's Macie's husband's name. I want to have a word, Jacob, Yes,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: with a high five.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Chase Jase, Jacob, that's Chase or Chase Cha Chase up.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Jace is not long for this marriage. We know that,
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: right because that's coming. We saw that, yeah with Michayla.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: But Jacob high fiving his bros about what went down
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the villa.
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: No, no, he is so, he is so hard up. No,
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: he's so.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: He's so hard for Dakota and his new bro Chase,
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: Like they're on a high they just got back from
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: the villa and they broke out so hard and like
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: to the point where Jacob is like, yeah, work it
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: out with Chase Michayla, even though he said on his
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Freaking Dad podcast the Michayla basically got attention because she's
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: a single mom because she lost her husband. Oh my god,
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Mary Macey. Sorry, guys, we're.
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: All America is doing it Amy.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: It is not just so. I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: What a horrible thing to say. And his apology can
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: go fuck itself.
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: And her husband's sitting there like that's a fine. He
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: should have been groveling to her.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, no, I agree.
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Horrible thing to say, horrible mother. All right, m hm, well, okay,
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: they're at some sort of weird arcade with their babies.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know where we were. I don't know if
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: we were in La, I don't know.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: If we were in Utah. I don't know if we
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: were in the villa.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm just like, we're in some random,
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: large place with video games, and.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: I think we've been there before and or these are
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: all over Salt Lake. Oh there's just multiple of these.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, that makes sense.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: Good wholesome, fun, honestly right an arcade. So and then
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: David busters, I'm right there, me.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: And Yeah from the valley, Yeah right, and they Jordan
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: and Demi are like fighting in the car hot Mike moment. Yeah,
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: and then they get out they go into this arcade
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: and she just completely breaks down, and and Layla's like,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I fucking hate Jordan. She hates him so much. And
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Demi's freaking out. She doesn't know what she's gonna do.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: And then Layla and Jordan have a conversation because Jordan
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: is like, yeah, your last couple of boyfriends have told
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: me that you cheated on them.
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: I get so now, Yeah, this piece of shit.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: Also, I'm not love the dark.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Uh.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Jesse and Jordan both dyed all their hair, facial hair
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: and head, hair, brows, everything is a darker amber this year,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: and I don't I'm not into it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: Who jaasob Jordan Jessop jessuph Visus.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, Jesse and Jordan oh dyed their hair this year. Yeah,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: He's dyed his beard darker, dyed her brows, darker.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: Her brows, hair darker, pissing me off. Her brows and
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: her hair are pissing me off. I'm sorry she's.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Going through it. You were so empathetic when Duri dyed
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: her hair. She was going through something. Now, let Jesse
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: dye her hair dark. Yeah I wasn't.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: I don't remember that, but okay, yeah, yeah, okay, So yeah,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: of course everybody dyes their hair when they're going through stuff.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: So Jesse in this season, even though she's dyed her
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: hair and her eyebrows, her face is like you know
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: what it is. But after this season films, meaning the
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: one that we're watching, she goes and does a ton
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: of work on her face, like she full on gets like,
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know another person's face put on her face.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: And she just said she had a nose job and
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: tons of other things done. And I don't know what
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: she has said now in real time that she feels
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: like she has ruined her life. She hates the way
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: she looks, she's embarrassed, she doesn't want to go anywhere,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: she doesn't want to film anything, and she is having
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: huge regrets.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: So wow, I know I feel bad for her. Yeah,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: she I saw an after picture. I mean honestly, like
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't think she looked that different, and I thought.
• 59:53
  Speaker 4: She was gorgeous before.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: I Yeah, I.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Mean, you know, it's all you know, she's got to
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: deal with what she's going to do deal with mentally,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: but like I barely noticed.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Well, we'll have to see, you know, the next season,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: which starts next week. No, all right, I do want
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: to mention Taylor calling Dakota when she found out about
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: him sleeping with someone at the villa, because that is
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: like the way she acted makes every person watching it
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: feel like that's kind of like what you do when
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: you kind of snap and you just go for it
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: and you just want to like lose your shit on
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: the person that you're upset about, and then later you
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: might regret it. But like this is a good example
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: of like what not to do, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, because Jesse was like, what is the point?
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna and Taylor just finds a loophole. No,
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I just want to know what he had.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: He doesn't after it, don't need to.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna ask him what it was. This was
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: dinner good that night?
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: I just would know. You don't need to know. Jesse
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: was so funny.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: You don't need to know, Okay, please don't do you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: don't need to oh god, and she's like, did you
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I just need to know?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: Did you enjoy it?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it? No?
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Tailor, of course I didn't. Okay, Well do you love her? No, Taylor,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: of course I don't. Oh so you didn't even know her. Well,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying, so she's just a hoe. Well, Taylor,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: of course she's just a hoe. I mean, Taylor, No,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I loved her, Taylor, Taylor, Oh my god, these two people,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: these two people.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 3: And then he's like, you push me away, Taylor. What
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: was I supposed to do?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: Taylor? I never didn't want you, Taylor. You made it impossible, Taylor.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: So I had to go sleep with your friend, Taylor.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: And then I had to go sleep with your aunt
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: because you didn't want.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: Me, Taylor.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: So it's your fault, Taylor. And then you said I
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: don't want you because I slept with your aunt and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: your best friend, Taylor. So I went to Europe and
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I slept with someone they Taylor, and you know.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Who it was, Taylor, Lisa vander Pump Taylor.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: It was fabulous.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I've never done this before, but he's so hilarious.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 3: I had to. I just love him so much. He's irresistible.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Hold my dog, can fuck this young man?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: Next season? On The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, hello, Taylor, we finally.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Need Speaking of Taylor, my dress is tailored. My glouse too.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: We have a lot in common.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: By the way. You know what I noticed at the
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: end of episode two is all of the goals the
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Mormon Wives are executive producers, with the exception it's Demi.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Really yes, I don't know when that happened. The credits.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: No, wait, that's amazing. We should go back, we should
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: go by and look.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: Well yan On IMDb it just says season one, episode
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: one that they are executive producers, which I already know
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: is not correct because I saw it on episode two.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: So I'm thinking, like IMDb hasn't caught up yet, But
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: I wonder if they are all EPs for this season,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: which is huge.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: It's huge and good for them. Yes, the fact that
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Demi stopped doing she wasn't going to do interviews, and
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: the way that they kept leaning into that joke was sick.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, with the crickets. They played that crickets back
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: to back on different things, and I was like, all right,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: we get there too.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Much of the crickets.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah that was funny. So but h Jesse
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: says that the Bachelorette will be good.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Jesse cracks me up.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: After Taylor was like Rena reaming Dakota out on the phone.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Did you enjoy it? Taylor?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: In her confessional, Jesse was like, I'm just so hoping
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: that the Bachelorette will be a good detox for her and.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: She has a really healthy space.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 3: And it will help her move on. I was like,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 3: what is this world?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: I mean, Jesse had some wild things to say in
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: her confessionals. Oh and also she said at some point,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: She's like, it just feels like Taylor's been, you know,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: stuck in this toxic cycle with Dakota for so long
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: because and you know, like Taylor is the leader of
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: mom talk, so there's like this constant turmoil in her life,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: and like it does affect the group as a whole.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: And so I'm just really not sure if like I
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: made the right decision telling Taylor right before.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 3: The reunion, oh the way I lolled, I mean.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: It's so good, It's just so so good. I'm like
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: constant turmoil, Like, yeah, but aren't you in constant turmoil
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: the last like two years? I mean, oh, it's no
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: different anyway.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, once the turmoil stops, I mean, they will
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: stop filming. And it doesn't seem like they're gonna stop filming,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: and the turmoil is cranking. So yeah, good job, Jesse.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Jesse.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: Good on you, Jesse. All right, well we gotta wrap
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: this sucker up. What a fun time talking about talking
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: about this show. Can't wait to do more of it.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: We'll probably do four through.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 3: Six next week.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: It'll be fun. Yeah, Okay, Well listen. If you don't
• 1:05:55
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• 1:05:59
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• 1:06:02
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• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: tier two and thanks for listening.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: Bye bye, Emma, goodbye.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Lonely Wednesday's playing in Dollywood this summer.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna be opening up, Darling. Ben, Hey,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I've been here this whole time.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Is Lisa opening Yeah,