Episode 161: Detective Herzog And The Millionaire Kitty Cartel
It was barely half past two when Trace stepped into my office, casefiles in hand. The first one gave me a good chuckle. Apparently Elon had removed “legacy verification” from Twitter — meaning the only way to get a blue check now was to give him eight smackeroos a month. Everyone from Jason Alexander to SCOTUS Blog was threatening to bounce, someone had impersonated the Big Apple itself, and Elon had footed the bill for LeBron James, Stephen King, and — her?! No way.
I gazed at the smoke detector above me, two rectangular holes where its batteries should be, and flipped to File #2. A writer…
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