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- 0:00Speaker 1: Folks, if you were a fan of weird literature, you
- 0:03Speaker 1: have probably heard of machiavelli Is famous book The Prince,
- 0:07Speaker 1: which was either satire or a straight faced guy to
- 0:12Speaker 1: political manipulation to get the stuff you want.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Wasn't there also that posthumous TUPAC record that was called Machiavelli.
- 0:20Speaker 1: Well, posthumous that that goes to stuff they don't want
- 0:23Speaker 1: you to know.
- 0:25Speaker 3: An island. Oh, yes, you're right, You're absolutely right. He's
- 0:27Speaker 3: also into Assassin's screen games too, and Brotherhood. He's very important,
- 0:32Speaker 3: and especially in Brotherhood. He was a wily kind of thinker,
- 0:38Speaker 3: wasn't he. I mean he was, I guess a very
- 0:41Speaker 3: practical philosopher of sorts, you know, almost like a sun
- 0:46Speaker 3: Zu type figure, you know. I mean he really had
- 0:49Speaker 3: a viewpoint that he was able to funnel into some
- 0:53Speaker 3: pretty actionable behavior.
- 0:56Speaker 2: Is that people could consider kind of ruthless and a
- 1:00Speaker 2: bit cruel and you know, but ultimately self serving. Playing
- 1:05Speaker 2: the game, the climbing of the ladder, all of that stuff,
- 1:08Speaker 2: little finger type shit.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Yeah, chaos as a ladder. And it turns out, as
- 1:13Speaker 1: we'll see in this weekend's classic episode, that Machiavelli himself,
- 1:18Speaker 1: even though his name now functions as a term of
- 1:21Speaker 1: manipulative behavior, Machiavelli himself was not the first proponent of
- 1:26Speaker 1: cold hearted stake craft. The actual, like the actual origin
- 1:31Speaker 1: of this which we discovered in this episode, goes back
- 1:34Speaker 1: to ancient India, and a book with unclear authors seems
- 1:39Speaker 1: to have preceded the ideas of Machiavelli by almost two
- 1:44Speaker 1: thousand years.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Jeez leis that's a lot of years. Well, let's hear
- 1:49Speaker 3: all about it.
- 1:53Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. In the world
- 2:21Speaker 1: of business, self improvement and management courses, there are several
- 2:26Speaker 1: books that you will continually encounter, things like you know,
- 2:31Speaker 1: The Art of War by Sun Zoo or perhaps Justice
- 2:35Speaker 1: Famously the Prince by Nicolo Machiavelli. My name is.
- 2:39Speaker 3: Ben, My name is Nolan Ben. Your Machiavellian accent was
- 2:44Speaker 3: on point.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Noel, thank you so much. When
- 2:49Speaker 1: you and I have done Italian accents in the past,
- 2:52Speaker 1: we have endeavored not to go too far into a
- 2:56Speaker 1: cartoon land. So it's it's been a day by day
- 2:59Speaker 1: thing for both of us.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Or maybe I was just trying to employ flattery to
- 3:03Speaker 3: get you to do what I want?
- 3:06Speaker 1: How machiavellian? Indeed, And how could we mention Machiavelli and
- 3:11Speaker 1: the Prince without, of course mentioning our own mentor in
- 3:17Speaker 1: the lawful evil alignment super producer Casey Pegram.
- 3:22Speaker 3: But he seems so nice. Listen that, such a delightful sound.
- 3:26Speaker 3: How can he be such a monster? Well? What is
- 3:30Speaker 3: what is a monster? Really? That depends on perspective? What
- 3:34Speaker 3: is a person?
- 3:35Speaker 1: Right?
- 3:35Speaker 3: What is a question?
- 3:38Speaker 1: We could go we could go down this rabbit hole,
- 3:41Speaker 1: but instead let's talk about Machiavelli just a little bit. This,
- 3:46Speaker 1: this author of The Prince, has become in many ways
- 3:50Speaker 1: synonymous with unethical dealing, right, wherein all actions are rated
- 3:57Speaker 1: as good if they benefit the person committing those actions.
- 4:02Speaker 3: Double dealing, treachery, schemery, deceit indeed.
- 4:08Speaker 1: So you'll find things like this The Prince is published
- 4:12Speaker 1: in fifteen thirty two, and you'll find quotes in there
- 4:14Speaker 1: such as a prince never lacks good reasons to break
- 4:17Speaker 1: his promises?
- 4:21Speaker 3: What a doche?
- 4:23Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if we should be
- 4:26Speaker 1: so quick to judge. I'm on the fence about it,
- 4:29Speaker 1: because you can see the utility of the book. I
- 4:33Speaker 1: had to read it in grad school.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Actually, I'm sure you studied international affairs, and this is
- 4:38Speaker 3: something that would certainly come into play with things like diplomacy.
- 4:42Speaker 3: I mean, a little healthy subterfuge can go a long way,
- 4:45Speaker 3: or a little bit of a healthy flattery could maybe
- 4:48Speaker 3: get someone to do exactly what you want without having
- 4:51Speaker 3: to strong arm them, make it seem like it was
- 4:53Speaker 3: their idea, to sort of incept them, as it were.
- 4:57Speaker 1: And you and I, in the horse of preparing for
- 5:01Speaker 1: this episode, discovered that maybe the Prince is not as
- 5:06Speaker 1: original as we once thought it was.
- 5:09Speaker 3: Ah, yes, you've arrived the topic of today's episode. Let's
- 5:12Speaker 3: see if I can get this pronunciation right. It's a
- 5:15Speaker 3: little book, a little known book, and I don't know,
- 5:17Speaker 3: I mean generally little known, certainly known to some called
- 5:22Speaker 3: the Arthur Shastra. Well done, nol, Did I get it?
- 5:26Speaker 1: I think you did. I think you did. The Arthur Shastra.
- 5:29Speaker 1: What's this book about?
- 5:30Speaker 3: Well, this book was actually very recently discovered in only
- 5:36Speaker 3: think the early nineteen hundreds. It had been transcribed from
- 5:39Speaker 3: an original copy onto I want to say a palm
- 5:42Speaker 3: leaf for a series of palm leaves, isn't that right,
- 5:44Speaker 3: Ben In this book, The Artha Shastra was most likely
- 5:49Speaker 3: written by a group of authors, but is typically credited
- 5:53Speaker 3: to a man named Katilia, who served as an advisor
- 5:57Speaker 3: to Chandragupta, who was the ruler of the Iron Age
- 6:01Speaker 3: civilization of the Marian Empire, which was a vast section
- 6:07Speaker 3: of northern India, and it was actually one of the
- 6:11Speaker 3: earliest ruling societies in the continent of India.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Yes, and Cotulia, we believe now was the pen name
- 6:22Speaker 1: for a minister named Chanakya. But as as No points out,
- 6:28Speaker 1: this probably wasn't just one person writing. The text itself
- 6:33Speaker 1: is divided into fifteen books that function as a primer
- 6:39Speaker 1: for kings.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Right.
- 6:41Speaker 1: It covers a military subject's political, economic subjects. The name
- 6:46Speaker 1: Arthur Shastra, the concept translates to like means of life
- 6:52Speaker 1: or worldly success. Pro tip if you run it through
- 6:55Speaker 1: your Google Translate, it will tell you the translation is economics.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Also seen it written as science of Politics or the
- 7:03Speaker 3: science of political economy. Those are also pretty commonly accepted translations.
- 7:10Speaker 3: But the reason that this gets lumped in with Machiavelli,
- 7:13Speaker 3: who is much more well known comparatively, is that it
- 7:17Speaker 3: also dealt with a lot of that kind of shady
- 7:20Speaker 3: subterfugei manipulative techniques that Machiavelli dealt with in writings like
- 7:26Speaker 3: The Prince, And in addition to things like how to
- 7:29Speaker 3: set up a ring of spies and manage your secret agents,
- 7:33Speaker 3: it gives suggestions like a king should fake divine miracles
- 7:38Speaker 3: in order to impart a sense of almost godlike power
- 7:43Speaker 3: to his subjects.
- 7:45Speaker 1: Not just credibility. But they get into the brass tax
- 7:48Speaker 1: of it, and they say, you should go to state
- 7:50Speaker 1: temples fake a miracle so you'll increase your revenue from pilgrimages,
- 7:55Speaker 1: so people will get taxed to go see that part
- 7:57Speaker 1: where you know you made a statue cry milk or something.
- 8:02Speaker 1: And this is fascinating because the book itself predates the
- 8:06Speaker 1: prints by about one eight hundred years or so. And
- 8:12Speaker 1: I believe that the copy we found in the early
- 8:14Speaker 1: nineteen hundreds, we being human civilization, not just Casey and
- 8:19Speaker 1: Nolan myself, this was a copy of a copy right
- 8:23Speaker 1: it had already existed in some other form. So we
- 8:27Speaker 1: know that this book was valuable enough to be transcribed.
- 8:32Speaker 1: And it's a really unsentimental read. You can find free
- 8:37Speaker 1: translations of it online. You can download the PDF and
- 8:41Speaker 1: check it out firsthand. But in this in the Arthur Shastra,
- 8:45Speaker 1: Catilia openly writes about stuff like assassinations, when you should
- 8:50Speaker 1: kill your family members, and as Noel said, how to
- 8:53Speaker 1: manage secret agents. Also, when is it useful to violate
- 8:56Speaker 1: a treaty?
- 8:57Speaker 3: Yeah, anytime it suits you, right right.
- 9:01Speaker 1: This this draws comparisons, of course to the Prince, because
- 9:04Speaker 1: it is seen as intensely a moral right, lacking morals,
- 9:09Speaker 1: and it makes me think of you're familiar with D
- 9:13Speaker 1: and D right, dungeons and dragons. So there's this concept
- 9:17Speaker 1: of alignments that go either from good to evil or
- 9:22Speaker 1: lawful to chaotic, and this counts as lawful evil, which also,
- 9:28Speaker 1: you know, I think is the alignment of the quistor.
- 9:30Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure. Who also is in real life,
- 9:32Speaker 3: actual facts a dungeon master? Easy, I could see it.
- 9:36Speaker 3: I mean, he has a dungeon, is the master of it.
- 9:39Speaker 3: That's where he dwells.
- 9:41Speaker 1: Oh man, he might be, and he might be in
- 9:44Speaker 1: the studio now, and we don't know. He is such
- 9:46Speaker 1: a creature, but he will he will eventually return. If
- 9:49Speaker 1: this is your first time tuning in and you're thinking
- 9:51Speaker 1: Ben Nole, super producer, Casey, who is this squister you
- 9:54Speaker 1: talk about? Just stick a stick around in one episode
- 9:57Speaker 1: or another.
- 9:58Speaker 3: It'll be time. Gosh.
- 10:00Speaker 1: I feel like maybe we're I know, we're sort of
- 10:02Speaker 1: whistling in a graveyard here, but maybe by talking about it,
- 10:05Speaker 1: he won't show up this episode.
- 10:10Speaker 3: Anyway. Back to Cortilia, there are actually quite a few
- 10:14Speaker 3: pretty serious differences between his writings and Machavelly. Right.
- 10:18Speaker 1: Yeah, this is something that you and I were chopping
- 10:20Speaker 1: it up about, and you brought up a point that
- 10:25Speaker 1: I feel it feels pretty observant and I would agree with,
- 10:28Speaker 1: which is that you see this as more of a
- 10:31Speaker 1: I don't know, would you say, a slightly better moral
- 10:33Speaker 1: character to this work.
- 10:35Speaker 3: It does feel that way. It certainly doesn't seem to
- 10:38Speaker 3: lean quite as heavily on that deceitful manipulation that Machavelly
- 10:42Speaker 3: was so fond of. See.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I think that's a valid point. It's strange because people
- 10:47Speaker 1: still seem somewhat divided on this. You know, there are
- 10:50Speaker 1: some people who will prefer one over the other, or
- 10:55Speaker 1: feel like one is maybe less unethical. I feel like
- 10:59Speaker 1: I can't say more ethical less unethical. It's actually a
- 11:03Speaker 1: favorite book of Henry Kissinger. In his work World Order,
- 11:09Speaker 1: he refers to this ancient Indian treatise as something that
- 11:13Speaker 1: lays out the requirements of power and the dominant reality
- 11:17Speaker 1: in politics.
- 11:18Speaker 3: Yeah, and you were mentioning to me off air that
- 11:20Speaker 3: this kind of combines the ideas behind Confucianism and legalism
- 11:28Speaker 3: into sort of this hybrid, very functional philosophy of governing.
- 11:33Speaker 3: It even goes so far as to set up kind
- 11:35Speaker 3: of a schedule for a ruler that I'm gonna I'm
- 11:39Speaker 3: gonna give you a snippet of. I think this is great.
- 11:41Speaker 3: So in your first ninety minutes of the day at sunrise,
- 11:44Speaker 3: you the ruler should go through the various reports and
- 11:48Speaker 3: documents and you know, write checks and sign papers and
- 11:52Speaker 3: the like, what have you. Then the second ninety minutes
- 11:55Speaker 3: is when you should sort of hold court and allow
- 11:57Speaker 3: people to present their grievances to you, you know, public audiences,
- 12:02Speaker 3: let's call it. Then in the third ninety minutes, have
- 12:05Speaker 3: a little breakfast and you know, maybe take some personal time,
- 12:09Speaker 3: do some sit ups, some pull ups, I know you're
- 12:11Speaker 3: fond of doing that. Then have a little bath, little spa,
- 12:14Speaker 3: you know, read a book whatever. Then we're into the
- 12:17Speaker 3: fourth ninety minutes, when you get to meet with all
- 12:19Speaker 3: of your cabinet and your ministers and the like. Then
- 12:22Speaker 3: the fifth ninety minutes is when you should write your letters.
- 12:25Speaker 3: And then the last ninety minutes is when you take
- 12:27Speaker 3: a lunch. Apparently, yes, that's a late lunch.
- 12:31Speaker 1: It's a late lunch. And also it's a pretty demanding schedule.
- 12:35Speaker 1: We found that this bakes in about what five hours
- 12:39Speaker 1: of sleep.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Thinking roughly four and a half over the last than five. Yeah,
- 12:43Speaker 3: so you really have to burn the candle at both
- 12:47Speaker 3: ends to be a good leader as far as Cotilia
- 12:51Speaker 3: was concerned.
- 12:52Speaker 1: And this was enormously influential in ancient and classical India,
- 12:58Speaker 1: but as a result of invasions and conquests, it disappeared
- 13:04Speaker 1: from widespread usage sometime in the twelfth or thirteenth century.
- 13:08Speaker 1: So that's you know, that's the long and short of
- 13:10Speaker 1: how we lost it, which is a shame because you
- 13:13Speaker 1: have to wonder, you know, in the intervening centuries, how
- 13:18Speaker 1: knowledge of this text may have changed things, especially you know,
- 13:22Speaker 1: in the centuries before the publication had spread of the Prince. Again,
- 13:27Speaker 1: these books are related, but thereby no means exactly the same.
- 13:31Speaker 1: It's just this is the earlier record espousing this brutal
- 13:36Speaker 1: realism that most people associate with Machiavelli.
- 13:39Speaker 3: So it's much more an example of parallel thinking than
- 13:42Speaker 3: it is somebody ripping off somebody else.
- 13:44Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, but how Machiavelli would it have been had
- 13:47Speaker 1: Michiavelli discovered this book and just not told anyone.
- 13:51Speaker 3: Oh. The most one thing I thought was really interesting
- 13:59Speaker 3: that that we both can across was this idea of
- 14:02Speaker 3: the mandala theory, which I think is super cool. He
- 14:07Speaker 3: Catilia lays out the idea of the universe as being
- 14:13Speaker 3: a mandala, a series of concentric circles with your particular
- 14:17Speaker 3: kingdom or culture in the middle, and then the concentric
- 14:20Speaker 3: circle outside of that is your enemy, and the concentric
- 14:24Speaker 3: circle outside of that is your enemy's enemy and therefore
- 14:27Speaker 3: your friend, and so on. And it's just an interesting
- 14:30Speaker 3: way of kind of like figuring out alignments, and I
- 14:34Speaker 3: thought it was a really cool kind of visual device.
- 14:38Speaker 3: He actually has twelve levels of these concentric circles and
- 14:42Speaker 3: gives specific advice on how to deal with them according
- 14:47Speaker 3: to which part of the mandala you find yourself in, right.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Yeah, this author, this group of authors, is all about
- 14:56Speaker 1: list depending on the position of a state, These concentric
- 15:01Speaker 1: circles of this mandala that Noel just laid out here
- 15:04Speaker 1: very well put my day. Add the author recommends different
- 15:08Speaker 1: types of foreign policy. Do you pursue peace? Do you
- 15:12Speaker 1: pursue war? Do you pursue neutrality? Do you prepare for
- 15:15Speaker 1: war in a public way that signals it to your enemies?
- 15:18Speaker 1: Do you seek protection from another state? Or this is
- 15:22Speaker 1: the this is the weirdest one, and they write so
- 15:24Speaker 1: openly about this. Do you practice duplicity? Do you pursue
- 15:29Speaker 1: peace and war at the same time with the same kingdom?
- 15:34Speaker 3: Is that sort of a double agent kind of scenario
- 15:36Speaker 3: or are you sort of playing both sides? Yeah?
- 15:38Speaker 1: I totally could maybe have some rumors or leaks spread
- 15:42Speaker 1: that you're preparing for war or something while you offer
- 15:46Speaker 1: peace treaty. I mean, that's complex state craft. I wonder
- 15:50Speaker 1: what would happen kind of a false flag scenario. Huh,
- 15:53Speaker 1: there we go, Yeah, there we go. And we might
- 15:56Speaker 1: be making this sound like a super villain textbook, But
- 16:01Speaker 1: what's fascinating about it is it proves a longstanding argument
- 16:06Speaker 1: or tenant or position in international affairs, which is that
- 16:10Speaker 1: state actors behave rationally and states do not have friends,
- 16:16Speaker 1: they have interest. So whatever neck of the global woods
- 16:20Speaker 1: you live in, when what are your politicians is telling
- 16:23Speaker 1: you that there is a friendship between your country and
- 16:28Speaker 1: another country, what that really means is they're cooperating because
- 16:33Speaker 1: their interest aligned, you know what I mean.
- 16:36Speaker 3: Yeah, it's true. And that's why it kind of becomes
- 16:37Speaker 3: interesting when you start applying this idea of Machiavelianism to
- 16:40Speaker 3: like an individual rather than a state actor. You know, because,
- 16:45Speaker 3: as it turns out, it's not necessarily the people that
- 16:47Speaker 3: behave in these ways. Isn't because necessarily they've read the
- 16:51Speaker 3: Prince or they've read the Arthur Shastra. It turns out,
- 16:55Speaker 3: psychologically certain people are just predisposed to being manipulative. And
- 17:01Speaker 3: in the nineteen seventies, a psychologist by the name of
- 17:04Speaker 3: Richard Christy, along with his research partner Florence Geiss, developed
- 17:09Speaker 3: a test of Machiavelianism called the wait for it, the
- 17:14Speaker 3: mock four.
- 17:16Speaker 1: I love that name, and I'm so glad that you
- 17:18Speaker 1: introduced this test to me as well as to Casey
- 17:22Speaker 1: and you had the proposal that we all take a
- 17:26Speaker 1: version of the mock four test, which is available online.
- 17:29Speaker 3: I did, and we have.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Not shared our scores with each other. Right, we don't
- 17:36Speaker 1: know caseys, he doesn't know ours. We're all we're all
- 17:40Speaker 1: kind of in the dark, right.
- 17:41Speaker 3: And folks, if you want to take this along with us,
- 17:43Speaker 3: you can go to openpsychometrics dot org slash tests slash
- 17:47Speaker 3: m acch dash i V. Those are caps the mock
- 17:50Speaker 3: four part, so m ah dash Roman numeral four.
- 17:54Speaker 1: So there there are some interesting things about this test.
- 17:58Speaker 1: And I'm wondering, you know, yeah, I want your take.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Do you think we should just tell each other our
- 18:03Speaker 1: scores and then talk about the test a little or
- 18:06Speaker 1: do you think we should talk about the test and
- 18:08Speaker 1: then tell each other our scores.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Let's talk about the test a little bit. Let's set
- 18:11Speaker 3: up what the you know, Let's just give a little
- 18:13Speaker 3: introduction to the test. Okay, sure.
- 18:15Speaker 1: So this is a series of what's it around twenty questions?
- 18:20Speaker 3: Y's right? I think it was twenty on the nose.
- 18:22Speaker 1: It's twenty questions on the nos You have five possibilities.
- 18:26Speaker 1: These are all questions that ask whether you agree or
- 18:30Speaker 1: disagree to a statement, or if you remain neutral, and
- 18:33Speaker 1: to what degree you disagree or agree.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Right that being disagree, slightly disagree, neutral, slightly agree, or agree.
- 18:42Speaker 3: And again. This test was developed by Richard Christy and
- 18:45Speaker 3: Florence L. Geiss, and it was released in the seventies.
- 18:48Speaker 3: They began their research on it in the sixties, and
- 18:50Speaker 3: they compiled a list of statements from Machavelli's various writings,
- 18:55Speaker 3: and they put them to you and ask you to
- 18:57Speaker 3: weigh in on whether you which level of agreement or
- 19:00Speaker 3: disagreement you have about that idea.
- 19:04Speaker 1: And these will have just to give you a taste
- 19:06Speaker 1: of the statements you'll be reacting to. These are statements
- 19:09Speaker 1: such as, never tell anyone the real reason you did
- 19:13Speaker 1: something unless it is useful to do so. That's not
- 19:16Speaker 1: so shady, and it's also kind of vague.
- 19:18Speaker 3: Yeah, or one should take action only when it is
- 19:21Speaker 3: morally right. The best way to handle people is to
- 19:25Speaker 3: tell them what they want to hear, or things like
- 19:28Speaker 3: it's hard to get ahead without cutting corners here and there.
- 19:31Speaker 1: And there are also questions that don't come from the
- 19:34Speaker 1: book to or statements rather sure like you know it
- 19:37Speaker 1: is possible to be good in all respects.
- 19:39Speaker 3: Would you kill a puppy in cold blood? Would you
- 19:42Speaker 3: kill a puppy and warm milk? Whatever, whatever, whatever your
- 19:45Speaker 3: flavor is. So there are also some gut checks from
- 19:49Speaker 3: the scientists where they say, are you responding honestly to
- 19:54Speaker 3: this quiz? And of course it's an honor system. I
- 19:57Speaker 3: didn't get that one. You didn't get that one.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Oh wait, because there's the option after you complete the
- 20:02Speaker 1: quiz to answer additional questions.
- 20:04Speaker 3: Ah, I didn't do that. I never never, I never
- 20:07Speaker 3: go the extra mile with these kinds of things. It's
- 20:09Speaker 3: like when I do tech support and they say, would
- 20:11Speaker 3: you fill out a short survey after you complete your
- 20:14Speaker 3: tech support request? I always decline every single time.
- 20:17Speaker 1: I'll usually decline the survey, But if I've had to
- 20:20Speaker 1: be on the phone with a living human being, then
- 20:23Speaker 1: I always love to ask them if they get any
- 20:26Speaker 1: sort of kudos for customer compliments, and unless they do
- 20:29Speaker 1: an absolutely terrible job, I'll have them transfer you over
- 20:32Speaker 1: to their manager. I'll just say this person is great.
- 20:35Speaker 1: They should get a raise.
- 20:36Speaker 3: They're awesome. Oh, Ben, you are a much better person
- 20:38Speaker 3: than me, And I think that will prove out in
- 20:41Speaker 3: the scores of the Mack four test. Are you prepared? Oh,
- 20:45Speaker 3: I'm prepared. Should we say it at the same time?
- 20:47Speaker 1: No?
- 20:48Speaker 3: Okay you first, I was eighty four percent. Machiavellian, I
- 20:53Speaker 3: thought you'd be pretty high. No offense, I was seventy four. Wow, Ben,
- 20:57Speaker 3: you must really think I'm a monster.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Well again, for this whole episode, I'm the one who's
- 21:02Speaker 1: saying we shouldn't be so quick to judge that's true
- 21:05Speaker 1: or call anybody a monster.
- 21:07Speaker 3: Now. To be fair, I answered slightly disagree quite a lot.
- 21:12Speaker 3: I felt like it punished me a little unfairly because
- 21:14Speaker 3: some of these questions were kind of broad and they
- 21:17Speaker 3: didn't really have a hard yes or no answer, like
- 21:20Speaker 3: you know, no, I would not kill a puppy. But also,
- 21:23Speaker 3: I don't really think that everyone is inherently good. Not
- 21:26Speaker 3: only that makes me a bad person, I don't think
- 21:28Speaker 3: everyone else is kind of a bad person.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Sure, and there's another Okay, So there are two interesting
- 21:33Speaker 1: things about this test that we should definitely point out. First,
- 21:38Speaker 1: your results will probably change as if you take this
- 21:42Speaker 1: multiple times, and those changes will likely depend upon your mood.
- 21:48Speaker 1: So if you are feeling super warm and fuzzy and
- 21:51Speaker 1: something really nice has just happened to you, Then you're
- 21:55Speaker 1: going to be more likely to say that you think
- 21:58Speaker 1: all people have some sort of goodness in them.
- 22:01Speaker 3: Right, This is true. This is true. That's a very
- 22:03Speaker 3: good point. And we have kind of missed the most
- 22:06Speaker 3: important detail of all to prove whether or not our
- 22:09Speaker 3: super producer Casey is as much of a monster as
- 22:12Speaker 3: I accused him of being at the top of the show.
- 22:14Speaker 1: That is true, super Producer, Casey, pegram moment has arrived,
- 22:18Speaker 1: and we are very very curious to hear your results, sir.
- 22:23Speaker 4: All right, Well, I'm actually currently finishing up the last
- 22:26Speaker 4: few questions on that extended questionnaire, so I opted in
- 22:29Speaker 4: as well as you Ben. That might give you a
- 22:32Speaker 4: little bit of an indicator which direction we're heading in here.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Do you feel good about your choice though, Casey, I.
- 22:37Speaker 4: Was in a very mellow mood just now when I
- 22:39Speaker 4: took this, so I'm probably gonna be more more of
- 22:42Speaker 4: the live and let live hippie variety today.
- 22:45Speaker 1: And those additional questions to paint the scene for everybody.
- 22:49Speaker 1: Those additional questions are things that will help the researchers
- 22:52Speaker 1: so they don't necessarily deal with Machiavelli and stuff. They're
- 22:56Speaker 1: more like demographic questions. Do you know the deafnis to
- 23:00Speaker 1: these works?
- 23:01Speaker 3: Those don't affect your score though, No, You're just your
- 23:03Speaker 3: score ends before the extra questions. And I just want
- 23:05Speaker 3: to point out that hippies can be manipulative too, Casey,
- 23:08Speaker 3: have you heard of the Manson family?
- 23:10Speaker 1: Well, the extended questions are just to give a helping
- 23:14Speaker 1: hand to those researchers furthering their work.
- 23:16Speaker 3: I'm getting really worked up about this, you guys, Casey.
- 23:18Speaker 4: I must know your score, all right, I've just found
- 23:21Speaker 4: out seconds ago when I clicked continue.
- 23:23Speaker 3: Can you put could you put a drum roll? In?
- 23:25Speaker 4: Absolutely all right? And my score is fifty sixese.
- 23:34Speaker 3: Man, Casey's the best one. He's the best one.
- 23:38Speaker 4: I'm I'm on the low end of the curve. Actually,
- 23:40Speaker 4: I'm like on the slope going up to the middle.
- 23:42Speaker 3: I'm on the fat part. Yeah.
- 23:44Speaker 1: The curve shows us that on aggregate, the largest amount
- 23:49Speaker 1: is going to be just under seventy.
- 23:51Speaker 3: It looks like, but don't I score points for feeling
- 23:54Speaker 3: guilty that I scored so high?
- 23:56Speaker 1: But do you really feel guilty or is it part
- 24:00Speaker 1: of the part of the show. Because I could see
- 24:03Speaker 1: how Machiavelli or Catilia might argue that it's smart to
- 24:06Speaker 1: signal that. But I also don't think you should feel bad.
- 24:09Speaker 3: I don't even know anymore.
- 24:11Speaker 1: So well, so we pointed out that the test will
- 24:14Speaker 1: probably change depending on your mood.
- 24:16Speaker 3: Casey said he was an m mellow mood crap test.
- 24:19Speaker 1: And additionally, if somebody is truly Machiavellian, Casey, then it's
- 24:26Speaker 1: not hard to engineer a low score on this test.
- 24:32Speaker 4: Casey, Oh, I like that absolutely well. I was kind
- 24:35Speaker 4: of you know, I might have been leaning that way
- 24:37Speaker 4: a little bit. So to be continued, the proof.
- 24:40Speaker 3: Would be in the putting of your actions, sir.
- 24:45Speaker 1: I did not mean that laugh to come out so sinister.
- 24:47Speaker 3: See, none of us knows anymore who we are. We're
- 24:50Speaker 3: all doubting and questioning ourselves because if this blasted internet test.
- 24:53Speaker 1: Because we are old friends, I will make a confession
- 24:56Speaker 1: to you, guys. I looked up the average beforehand and
- 25:00Speaker 1: aimed for that.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Wow, and I still got a little bit higher, you
- 25:04Speaker 3: son of a son in law. Yes, is so?
- 25:07Speaker 1: And so indeed, it just goes to show that these
- 25:15Speaker 1: questions that we're still asking today as individuals, as businesses,
- 25:19Speaker 1: as organizations, as governments still were relevant thousands and thousands
- 25:25Speaker 1: of years ago and will likely be just as relevant
- 25:28Speaker 1: thousands and thousands of years from now.
- 25:30Speaker 3: Yeah, and it turns out, no surprise, the Arthur Shastra
- 25:34Speaker 3: has played a big role in the political identity and
- 25:39Speaker 3: culture of India. It is considered a classic of diplomacy
- 25:44Speaker 3: and there are quite a few universities and some diplomatic
- 25:47Speaker 3: offices that have been named after the likely author Cotilia
- 25:52Speaker 3: to celebrate this work.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Right, this is a profoundly important book and if you
- 26:00Speaker 1: if you haven't heard of it before this episode, and
- 26:03Speaker 1: you happen to enjoy The Prince, we highly recommend you
- 26:06Speaker 1: check this out again. It's free online. You can get
- 26:10Speaker 1: a paperback copy pretty easily via Amazon or your favorite
- 26:14Speaker 1: used bookstore.
- 26:15Speaker 3: And speaking of The Prince, I just wanted to acknowledge
- 26:17Speaker 3: that we are podcasting today the inaugural recording in our
- 26:22Speaker 3: new studios at how Stuff Works HQ. You can picture
- 26:27Speaker 3: kind of a giant shipping container in a room and
- 26:32Speaker 3: Ben and I are inside of that at this lovely
- 26:34Speaker 3: mahogany wood table with our new fancy microphones, and we
- 26:39Speaker 3: have our own little headphone boxes and I'm sorry, I'm
- 26:42Speaker 3: nerding out about it. I kind of set it up
- 26:44Speaker 3: and it's the kind of stuff that excites me. But
- 26:46Speaker 3: it's great. And Casey's out there on the outside through
- 26:49Speaker 3: the window and he's got his own mic and got
- 26:52Speaker 3: a cool Ikia China ball hanging from the ceiling, and
- 26:54Speaker 3: I don't know. Well, the reason I said the Prince
- 26:56Speaker 3: is because I think we're going to call this studio prince.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Right, We've arrived, We're moving on up. This is this
- 27:03Speaker 1: is a big step for us, and we've got to
- 27:06Speaker 1: send some pictures out. This is the first studio I
- 27:08Speaker 1: think we can all agree that we would just hang
- 27:11Speaker 1: out in for funzies.
- 27:12Speaker 3: It's right, it's very very comfy. And you know, we'll
- 27:15Speaker 3: hop on the social media train soon and post some pictures.
- 27:18Speaker 3: I know we have a Facebook group, now, don't we
- 27:20Speaker 3: think the ridiculous historians? Right, Yes, that is correct.
- 27:23Speaker 1: If you are inclined to Facebook, love things both historical
- 27:27Speaker 1: and ridiculous, join us. You can see some stuff that
- 27:31Speaker 1: may or may not have made it to the air,
- 27:33Speaker 1: get a peek behind the scenes, and also hear from
- 27:36Speaker 1: some of our peer podcast and.
- 27:39Speaker 3: It's a fun place to share articles and maybe we
- 27:41Speaker 3: can delve into for future episodes of the show. And
- 27:43Speaker 3: if anyone feels inclined to be a moderator, if you're
- 27:47Speaker 3: into that kind of thing, shoot us an email and
- 27:49Speaker 3: we'll talk about it.
- 27:50Speaker 1: And while you're on the internet, regardless of your results
- 27:54Speaker 1: on the mock four quiz, feel free to drop by
- 27:58Speaker 1: iTunes or your platform choice and leave us a review.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Let us know how we're doing.
- 28:04Speaker 3: It's okay if it's just to manipulate us into liking you.
- 28:06Speaker 3: As long as it's positive, it will totally work. Absolutely,
- 28:10Speaker 3: I can guarantee that.
- 28:11Speaker 1: So this will conclude today's episode, but not our show.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Joined us next time as we cover the killer marketing
- 28:18Speaker 1: campaign behind Guy fowkx V for Vendetta. I just said
- 28:23Speaker 1: the name of the movie. I don't know why, I
- 28:24Speaker 1: just said that. I like the film though, Yeah, the
- 28:26Speaker 1: comic is better. Yeah, the graphic novel is a fantastic greed.
- 28:31Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, you know, I don't want
- 28:33Speaker 1: us to be the people who are always saying the
- 28:36Speaker 1: book is better than the movie, but in this case,
- 28:38Speaker 1: I think it's true.
- 28:39Speaker 3: Now what the episode is about, but we will dig
- 28:42Speaker 3: into that fabled British figure and his bungled plot. So
- 28:49Speaker 3: join us in the meantime.
- 28:50Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter, you can find us
- 28:52Speaker 1: on Instagram, you can find us on our Facebook page,
- 28:56Speaker 1: or you can write us a good old fashioned email
- 28:59Speaker 1: with your reaction to the story of the Arthur Shastra.
- 29:02Speaker 1: Have you read both this work and The Prince? If so,
- 29:05Speaker 1: how would you rank them? How do you think they
- 29:08Speaker 1: compare or contrast? Let us know you can write to
- 29:11Speaker 1: us directly. We're ridiculous at HowStuffWorks dot com.
- 29:14Speaker 3: So as always, thanks to our slightly less suffering and
- 29:18Speaker 3: totally not evil unless you know he is, super producer
- 29:21Speaker 3: Casey Pegram. Thanks to Alex Williams, who composed our theme.
- 29:25Speaker 1: Also thanks to our regular contributor Laurie el Dove, the
- 29:30Speaker 1: author of Ridiculous History Ancient India beat Machiavelli to the
- 29:34Speaker 1: punch by one eight hundred years, And of course, most importantly,
- 29:39Speaker 1: thanks to you for checking out the show.
- 29:42Speaker 3: We can't wait to hear about your score. For more
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