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Mariah needs her SHOWER back! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Mariah, good morning, Hey morning, good morning. How can we
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  Speaker 1: help you?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, Hi. I need some help because I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I am being punked in my own house. My
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  Speaker 2: husband keeps saying, this is our love up moment. But
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  Speaker 2: our elderly neighbor has been coming over every day to
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  Speaker 2: use our shower every day.
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  Speaker 3: Cross Wait, why what he's going on at your neighbor's house.
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  Speaker 3: That's nothing.
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  Speaker 4: That is a good question. That is a good question.
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. I'm not sure if he has a shower.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the deal is there. But his wife,
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  Speaker 2: his wife knows too. It's not like he's alone. His
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  Speaker 2: wife knows that she's doing that, and she sends cookies
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  Speaker 2: as a thank you.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice using our shower.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna lie. Those cookies are fire.
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  Speaker 3: It's not.
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  Speaker 2: Really said much yet, but there's like a line right
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  Speaker 2: this man. It's just he's basically a tenant now, Like
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  Speaker 2: he's coming in with a towel on his shoulder, like
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  Speaker 2: he lists here chatting about the matter.
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  Speaker 3: So she doesn't need to use the shower. No, she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't need to use your shower, just he needs to
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  Speaker 3: use your shower.
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  Speaker 2: That's tim Okay, to be fair, we did install a
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  Speaker 2: new shower over last summer, and it is it is
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  Speaker 2: very nice.
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  Speaker 4: It is a very nice.
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  Speaker 2: And we did show them the shower and we jokingly
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  Speaker 2: we're like, oh yeah, you can very any time.
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  Speaker 5: How he is, I'm he's coming over every d to
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  Speaker 5: use our shower and our husband and my husband's like, yes,
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  Speaker 5: this is great, But I like, how do I tell
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  Speaker 5: this weedle't man, no more shower time without feels like
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  Speaker 5: I'm kicking out a golden Retriever in the rain.
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't be with your husband. I'd be like, I
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  Speaker 3: guess he showers here?
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  Speaker 1: Now, I don't think i'd have he does he come
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  Speaker 1: over like it like if he's got an early day,
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  Speaker 1: because over six am to use your shower earning money shower?
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  Speaker 1: Is it just every day at noon? Like, but it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be somewhat convenient for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a reasonable time. It's like eight am. He's
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  Speaker 2: coming over from home. It's not you know, both of
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  Speaker 2: us work from home. You know, it's not like nobody's
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  Speaker 2: here or anything, and he's coming over to you. It's
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  Speaker 2: our shower, but he just it's just not like every day.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like Hey, this is gone on.
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  Speaker 1: Well, what if you don't answer the door when he knocks,
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  Speaker 1: Like what if you're on vacation, but if you're not home,
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  Speaker 1: Like it's like it doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 2: Signs the key under the mat.
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  Speaker 1: Like if you're in the hustle and bustle at eight am,
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  Speaker 1: like most people are listening to the show. You're getting
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  Speaker 1: your kids ready for school, or you're running around getting dressed,
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  Speaker 1: making toast. You're hustling, and all of a sudden, mister
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  Speaker 1: Hinderman comes and knocks on the door and wants to
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  Speaker 1: come and use your shower. It's like, that's so weird.
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  Speaker 1: Is very maybe once or twice because his shower's broken
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  Speaker 1: and something's getting remodeled. Maybe, but even then I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if I would do that. But still it's so weird,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? And now he does it
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  Speaker 1: every day. It's weird, and his wife's okay with it.
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  Speaker 1: What is she doing making the cookies? Does she's using
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  Speaker 1: the other neighbors shower the other side of and is
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  Speaker 1: here question?
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  Speaker 4: She was? She was?
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  Speaker 2: She was he like dirty before? Like was he just
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  Speaker 2: like a seaky guy just waiting for the right shower?
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  Speaker 2: And then and that's why she's like grateful. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: say the cookies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's grateful because he's not dirtying up her shower.
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  Speaker 3: She's got her own shower now. And is he using
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  Speaker 3: like your loofah and you're soap il.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I didn't even think about that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, would you not think about that?
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  Speaker 2: Gros He just walks in with a towel.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta get him his own stash.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, our new shower does have like a steamer,
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  Speaker 4: and so that's I was like, Okay, it's got like
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  Speaker 4: a steam option. And so I was like, oh, maybe
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  Speaker 4: just like that, he's coming over to get steaming. But
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  Speaker 4: now you've put a whole like other element into it
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  Speaker 4: that is freaking me out. You need to send him
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  Speaker 4: the link so he can get the shower for his
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  Speaker 4: own house.
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  Speaker 1: And that's like a nice hint. I had a friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine, a friend of mine, he was a professional
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  Speaker 1: baseball player, and he would go to the He would
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  Speaker 1: always go to Tucson for spring training, and the shower
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  Speaker 1: in the hotel that he lived in for three months sucked.
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  Speaker 1: So he would buy his own shower head and put
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  Speaker 1: it in the shower. And he told me. He was
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  Speaker 1: a game changer, and so I went and I bought
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  Speaker 1: that shower head put in my house, and he was unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: It was literally a game changer. Shower you can get it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go, here's a shower head for you, mister Smith.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're going to miss him when he starts
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  Speaker 3: showering in his own place. Think you guys are going
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  Speaker 3: to have a little hole.
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  Speaker 2: In your life.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you want to come over? And maybe.
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  Speaker 5: I'm right. Thanks for calling in.
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  Speaker 1: What a very very interesting neighbors story. Thanks for calling
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  Speaker 1: in and sharing that with us.