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OUTRO: The Hypothetical [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Killd Up's pugs here, just voicing a quick disclaimer ahead
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  Speaker 1: of this podcast, because these three buffoons figured that it
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  Speaker 1: wasn't appropriate to do one. I'll let you take that
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  Speaker 1: up with them, but just a few kids in the
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  Speaker 1: car just be weary. There's some themes in here that
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  Speaker 1: are not appropriate for young years. Otherwise, have a beautiful day.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 3: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: rack here, get a fellas, get a fellows. Hello, how
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  Speaker 3: we all go? And we good?
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  Speaker 2: She's a hot bastard today.
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  Speaker 3: Boys, it's pretty steamy, wasn't it pretty weird?
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  Speaker 4: I've got this weird, weird rash on my elbow at
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  Speaker 4: the moment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you think you've got a weird rash? You got
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  Speaker 2: a weird dick?
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  Speaker 4: Can I look at your dick? Keezy will show me?
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  Speaker 3: Ony man, that's a rash to check out my penis? Man,
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  Speaker 3: But now that's fun. What are you saying that?
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  Speaker 4: I Are you saying that I caught my rash off
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  Speaker 4: your penis?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I hope not for your sake.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a thing on my chin. It's not a rash,
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  Speaker 2: is it testicles, but it's a It bleeds quite badly.
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  Speaker 2: Oh would I bump it. It's almost like I've got
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  Speaker 2: glass in there or something under the skin, under the skin,
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  Speaker 2: and every now and then it breaks through again and
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  Speaker 2: bleeds again. That Jason's said this said before sometimes when
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  Speaker 2: we touch.
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  Speaker 3: Because you probably can't say.
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  Speaker 4: Whenever I shave, I nicked the thing, and the makeup
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  Speaker 4: lady was telling me some blood vessels are really close
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  Speaker 4: to the surface and they you nick them constantly, and
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  Speaker 4: so constantly pisses blood.
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  Speaker 3: It could be that.
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  Speaker 2: Could be, could be, that could be that we don't
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  Speaker 2: know outside of the fact that I haven't had a
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  Speaker 2: shave for a week and it started bleeding today for
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  Speaker 2: no reason.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that is weird.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I happened recently as well. If you're strapping on your.
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  Speaker 4: Chin, man, are you scratching it or anything to You're
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  Speaker 4: just it's spontaneously that started.
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  Speaker 2: I think with the stubble that it sort of aggravates.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the story is. Jason. Recently again
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  Speaker 2: and seven years ago, I got to go to the door.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a dormer. Why Douma that Dilma? It's
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  Speaker 2: like T T Sri Lanka. Yeah, finer's my tea. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you would have seen the ad and you did the
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  Speaker 2: try it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean that's all that's all right, isn't it.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's an impression of the head. Are you
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  Speaker 2: allowed to do an impression of an ad? You're allowed
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  Speaker 2: to do an impression of every single ad except people
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  Speaker 2: that have got.
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  Speaker 4: Well, give me another ad and I'll do an impression.
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  Speaker 2: I would care that you did an excent. We should
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  Speaker 2: ask him.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm certainly not going to risk it.
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  Speaker 4: The terrible thing about the Delma teas is they're not true.
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  Speaker 3: What they're not a family that you know me.
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  Speaker 4: And my no, because apparently it's a big issue.
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  Speaker 3: You now just the way you do it, because you
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  Speaker 3: deal with hate in your hand.
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  Speaker 5: Shit, it's a venom so born in nineteen eighty five,
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  Speaker 5: first producer owned T brand, named after founder Mirror J.
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  Speaker 5: Fernando's two sons, Dianna and Malick Kilmar.
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  Speaker 3: So, what's right? What are you making up about it? Well?
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  Speaker 4: I heard that they it was from the family thing.
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  Speaker 2: At all that is?
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  Speaker 3: And who do you hear that from? Some worries you
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  Speaker 3: some guy at the urinal? Yeah maybe maybe there.
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  Speaker 2: You go and put that one to rest.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, So just from the chat Fellers Keys's time travel. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I was reading a book, I'm pretty sure, and I
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  Speaker 5: read this book, hang on?
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  Speaker 3: Was it a mang what do they called big pictures manga?
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  Speaker 4: Manga?
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  Speaker 3: A comic with buy I read this book sixteen years ago?
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  Speaker 2: That sounds more like it. Was it Lord of the Fly.
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  Speaker 5: Smith Longer Longer, probably seventeen eighteen with my high school girlfriend,
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  Speaker 5: like loved reading and always wanted to read books. She
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  Speaker 5: gave me a You probably heard about the time Traveler's wife.
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  Speaker 2: Wife around about the time that the movie came out.
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  Speaker 2: It was jack Man, that's right, Hugh Jackman. H Jackman.
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  Speaker 5: And in that book, it's a certain point, I'm pretty
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  Speaker 5: sure if I'm misremembering it, the dude goes back in
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  Speaker 5: time and visits his like slightly younger self and then
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  Speaker 5: like beats himself off.
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  Speaker 3: Is that why you and your girlfriend read it? Scene
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  Speaker 3: and beat yourself off?
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  Speaker 5: Trust me, at that age I would have been cracking
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  Speaker 5: up about it, and she would have been going all like, oh,
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  Speaker 5: you're like taking the wrong meaning you're discussing. But it
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  Speaker 5: was like, for some reason that pops up in my
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  Speaker 5: head every now and then. It's like, if you go
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  Speaker 5: back in time and you visit yourself from you, would
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  Speaker 5: you have a gir I mean, because you've had a
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  Speaker 5: got yourself before?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what does it matter if it's you from the future.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I probably wouldn't.
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  Speaker 5: No, neither would I because I think even confronting myself
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  Speaker 5: as a future you would.
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  Speaker 2: Well there's the first thing on the cards for all kezy.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know why I wouldn't do it Because I
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't be able to feel it. I'd only be able
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  Speaker 2: to feel if I ject myself off.
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  Speaker 5: But you in the future, Yeah, you in the present
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  Speaker 5: day is having a pleasurable experience knowing that in a
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  Speaker 5: year's time you will pay it forward back to yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Right, I'll be on the other end of this, So
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  Speaker 2: you'll be going back to something to jack myself off.
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  Speaker 3: There's something really disgusting about it, is it? But is it?
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  Speaker 4: But also didn't he every time he went back, he
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  Speaker 4: would be naked.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 4: He'd wake up, he'd wake up in a strange place
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  Speaker 4: and be new there was quantum leap.
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  Speaker 3: No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to be honest, you guys didn't watch a
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  Speaker 4: show called no Week.
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  Speaker 5: I read half the book and then didn't read Reject yourself,
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  Speaker 5: and the inject got to the jacking off, but jacked off,
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  Speaker 5: and then that was it.
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  Speaker 2: The question is ideas, and not that it matters one
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  Speaker 2: way or the other. But are you gay if you
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  Speaker 2: jet yourself off? In a time hypothetical.
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  Speaker 1: Show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy The Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 4: So you're saying he's going back in time and literally
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  Speaker 4: jacking his younger self.
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  Speaker 3: That's what did you think?
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  Speaker 2: Conversation?
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  Speaker 3: You're saying, I went back in time and they just
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  Speaker 3: had had a beat.
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  Speaker 2: No, he went back into time, he was himself himself
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  Speaker 2: and then went in there and jacked himself off and
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  Speaker 2: made himself watch.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: The hell of a picture?
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  Speaker 3: So weird?
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  Speaker 4: Man, I was confused by what you were saying.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure in the book that he
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  Speaker 5: does that. I know I could be wrong, okay, but
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure. I remember being like, is that weird?
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  Speaker 5: Or is that is that question aloud?
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  Speaker 2: Now? What Is it gay?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, is that question aloud? Do you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying? Because that is an interesting question. If
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  Speaker 2: you go back in time and you beat yourself off.
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  Speaker 5: Is that gay? I don't think so. I don't think
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  Speaker 5: it is because it's yeah, yeah, yeah, it's you from
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  Speaker 5: a year.
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  Speaker 2: But I wouldn't matter if it was. I want to know,
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  Speaker 2: bully for you.
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  Speaker 3: What's it?
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  Speaker 4: What the person being you being jacked off by you
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  Speaker 4: was thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, you're yes?
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  Speaker 2: And how come you're fully into it?
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  Speaker 5: What's just you're just paying As I said, you're just
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  Speaker 5: paying forward like one day one day, you're just sitting there.
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  Speaker 4: This is the weirdest conversation with.
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  Speaker 2: Can you get pegs in on this chip?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 2: Can you tap into this check? Can you use your microphone?
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  Speaker 2: Does that? We? I mean that's better when you stay
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  Speaker 2: out there.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't want you coming in Pegs.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, what do you think about that? Pig? Hold on?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, hold.
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  Speaker 1: Pose me the question?
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  Speaker 2: Please?
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  Speaker 4: Would you go back to your younger self and time
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  Speaker 4: travel and jack yourself out?
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  Speaker 2: And if it doesn't make you go.
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  Speaker 3: Great, great question, because this is.
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  Speaker 2: Not that it's a bad thing I'm just wondering if qualifies.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's totally fine. Your curiosity is totally.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're quite sexually curious.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm curious about the answer for this.
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  Speaker 1: I think we should rather this as a big pole
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  Speaker 1: is checking off another man. The other man is you.
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  Speaker 2: Because the other thing is from my point of view,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just sitting there, I'm imagining in my I'm in
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  Speaker 2: my bedroom. You're doing a bit of doing a bit
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  Speaker 2: of work, my laptop and my bedroom, and then I
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  Speaker 2: walk in. I walk in, but I'm an older, probably
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  Speaker 2: less attractive vision of myself, old, an older man. I'm shocked.
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  Speaker 2: Initially we get to chatting and I'm thinking of myself,
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  Speaker 2: Jesus gotta get it. But then he brings it up
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  Speaker 2: some here and I'm like, no, I don't think so,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not horny enough. Yeah. Now it depends when I
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  Speaker 2: when he comes back and sees me. I had a
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  Speaker 2: dry period when I was about twenty two twenty three.
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  Speaker 2: If he caught me on the right day, absolutely I
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  Speaker 2: would have been down for a bit of kissing as well.
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  Speaker 4: But can I but hang on, hang on here, the
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  Speaker 4: time traveler's wife when he goes when he goes back.
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  Speaker 4: There's not two of them, it's just him but younger.
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  Speaker 2: Oh right, so is he just himself? There's an additional
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  Speaker 2: he just goes back into himself. Well, I think I
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  Speaker 2: think we've I think we're that there's been an evolution
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  Speaker 2: of the thought chase. So I don't really care about
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  Speaker 2: the top I'm never going to watch it and I'm
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  Speaker 2: never going to read it, but I need to have
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  Speaker 2: an answer to this question.
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  Speaker 3: Are you sure, Jason? Yes, Where the hell did I
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  Speaker 3: get that he beat himself on from?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because you're a piece of did you mind?
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  Speaker 3: Key sick son of a bee? That's okay? Wrong with that,
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  Speaker 3: It's all okay.
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  Speaker 4: They also actually made a series of The Time Traveler's Wife,
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  Speaker 4: which was terrible.
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  Speaker 3: I can imagine, really bad.
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  Speaker 4: But no, he goes back and inhabits his younger self.
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  Speaker 4: But what and he looks at himself in the mirror
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  Speaker 4: and goes, okay, that's I'm there.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a quantum leap situation. And then he beats off.
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  Speaker 3: You can beat himself off.
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  Speaker 1: What is the point of doing that as your younger
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  Speaker 1: self as opposed to doing it as your older like?
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  Speaker 1: Is it like an ice cream list? Melted scenario.
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  Speaker 3: It was in my mind when I asked two of you.
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  Speaker 3: But you're saying it's not that. No to move on
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  Speaker 3: from that? That moving on? Why would he do that?
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  Speaker 2: That's right?
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  Speaker 4: What would be the attraction for either party?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, guys, I don't know what is saying.
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  Speaker 2: Has has thinking that he's put into it when he
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  Speaker 2: imagined a completely different scenario to what was profit in
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  Speaker 2: the book. Is that you might as well because then
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  Speaker 2: you get to pat forward. You get a free handy.
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  Speaker 2: It's the way that Keyesy is looking at It's a
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  Speaker 2: free handy rich from yourself, but better than that.
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  Speaker 5: But also it's not like you just have to make
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  Speaker 5: eye contact and be stirred, like you can just like,
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  Speaker 5: all right, how I'm gonna do this?
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  Speaker 3: You do whatever you want, you know what I mean? Like,
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  Speaker 3: you don't have to be sitting in front of me,
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  Speaker 3: and I.
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  Speaker 2: Think I think as Pegs is, you might as well
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  Speaker 2: go the whole back. Then you have to show a
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  Speaker 2: sitting amount of enthusiasm. I think it's different.
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  Speaker 3: Guys, Can we shut this down?
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  Speaker 2: You've always wanted to?
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say going back in time and checking
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  Speaker 3: yourself off?
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  Speaker 2: Do try it?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, so I hope you've enjoyed the episode of the podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely on the same page, but on opposite sides. No
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  Speaker 2: disclaim again and get them around the question it is.
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  Speaker 3: If you want to edit a sclab, I think I
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  Speaker 3: will do you know how much?
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  Speaker 2: So much? There's so many things that I would do
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  Speaker 2: before I would check chat. I'll be like, what do
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  Speaker 2: what happens in the future, There'll be a lot of conversations.
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  Speaker 1: You want to establish a report, No, no, no, just
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  Speaker 1: be I'll beat your first no answer whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Questions when you're quick, when you're related, Harry, Harry, you
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  Speaker 3: gotta beat me off.
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  Speaker 2: Your future, your future depends on it. And then you
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  Speaker 2: trick them into it. That's shocking from you page. You
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  Speaker 2: can't do that, man, And then you illegal see now
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  Speaker 2: you're breaking, you're breaking. We're going to need to disclaim.
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  Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Rage.
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  Speaker 3: I encourage it, all right, Thanks for listening. I'd like
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  Speaker 3: your big show four or seven weekdays. God