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Episode 84: Hallmark Holiday · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: In this week's episode of Thumb and Jerry, we talk
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: about these new fangled Japanese human washing machines. Step in,
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  Speaker 1: get o's down, step out, all lie and clean. Like
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  Speaker 1: now when I come on from on chimneys, I come
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  Speaker 1: on pretty mucky, all right. So one of these machines
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  Speaker 1: would be very andy, indeed, But I don't need to
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  Speaker 1: spend a million yen on one. I just get the
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  Speaker 1: steam boiler going, let out, devolve, and the steam washers
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  Speaker 1: all over me, and I'm clean as a pined in seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Mind you, I'm covered in sutton charcoal a few seconds
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  Speaker 1: after that, But that's just how it is. I'll see the.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Tom and Jerry Show,
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  Speaker 2: featuring and myself Jerry McBride. And I come to you,
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  Speaker 2: Tom Olmney, one year older than I've seen you last.
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  Speaker 1: It's today, your birthday, No dire the weekend?
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  Speaker 2: Oh was it that?
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you how sentimental be earlier the Tom and
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  Speaker 1: Jerry Show. We don't, we don't partake. Tell you other people,
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  Speaker 1: time is just a cookout. Once you, if you honestly,
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  Speaker 1: once you pass twenty one. After that, shut up? You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, shut up.
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  Speaker 2: There's people are just waiting around for you today.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm almost dying. Jer I've got a dose of
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  Speaker 1: some sort of dose and I don't know. It's growled
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  Speaker 1: well and good. But for some reason, my left eyes
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  Speaker 1: we're talking about our wrinkley eyelids the other day. My
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  Speaker 1: left eye about twenty times a day gets a shiver
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  Speaker 1: like something like a like a posh old south double
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  Speaker 1: lady who's after being heard the vocus closing. It just
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  Speaker 1: shivers everyson often going it's an embarrassment. My eyelid is
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  Speaker 1: letting me down something serious.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as you mentioned it tom now, when it comes
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  Speaker 2: to eyes, I know I crossed it into forty five
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  Speaker 2: there over the way. I did something today that I
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  Speaker 2: have to tell you as a game changer and it
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  Speaker 2: might help you out with that particular problem.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not wearing glasses.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't wear glasses.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead. Why did you even wear.
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  Speaker 2: Safety glasses when I won't.
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  Speaker 1: I won't, I won't. My family have never done it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was not about there.
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  Speaker 2: With your eyes wide open, angle grinding. So I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to get you to wear a fucking reader.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: With that being said, and I did it like just
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  Speaker 2: for just just just for a laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Just come on, come on to put me on my misery.
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  Speaker 1: What is this amazing thing?
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  Speaker 2: You've just increased the font size of the words on
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  Speaker 2: the phone.
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  Speaker 1: Right there are people crashing theres of it. Fraen his
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  Speaker 1: left right the center of hearing that.
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  Speaker 2: And oh and I am never changing it back?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Grandad, are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Never changing it back? It was just like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I've mentioned it before, but I broke one
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  Speaker 2: the the left hand quarter inch of my phone screen
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  Speaker 2: is broken and it won't You can't touch anything over
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  Speaker 2: on that.
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  Speaker 1: Side, you see, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So you.
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  Speaker 2: Find it very hard to write Q or one because
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  Speaker 2: right are you still talking?
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  Speaker 1: This is unreelievable.
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  Speaker 2: Jerjesus Christ, I said, what if I increased the font
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  Speaker 2: size of the keyboard to move it out of the way,
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  Speaker 2: to move it out of the way over into the
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  Speaker 2: bit of the screen that I can touch. Well, it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't do that. I have I've yet to find how
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  Speaker 2: to do that. All I could do is increase the
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  Speaker 2: font size of the letters on the screen, not the
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  Speaker 2: letters on the keyboard. You're on your own as far
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  Speaker 2: as that's concerned, and I was like, well, that's no
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  Speaker 2: good to me. But then I was looking at these
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  Speaker 2: bigger letters on the screen and it was more foxy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was God dude, Now no, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not no, do you do it live on the podcast
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 2: And I can't. I promise you your your eyes will
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  Speaker 2: stop jumping right. Do you know?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what's even more ironic about what you
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  Speaker 1: just said? I'm so old. I know where to find
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  Speaker 1: that on the phone to do.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, honest to god, honest or off. And now it's
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  Speaker 2: like accessibility options in low light conditions.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, I'd have to stop this, go watch
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  Speaker 1: a YouTube video or some Latin Asia tells me exactly
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  Speaker 1: how to do it. And it's like a lot some
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  Speaker 1: fucking seventeen euros got Okay, guys, today we are no yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: A big rigging roll today for to get you to
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  Speaker 2: increase the font size of your screen for.
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  Speaker 1: A twelve minute video.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a twelve minute video. First, we're going to
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  Speaker 2: take a look back at the idea the concept of
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  Speaker 2: screens being just you're looking at the YouTube bar for
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  Speaker 2: where the where the most viewed. Yeah, yeah, I think
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  Speaker 2: that's the bit you want.
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  Speaker 1: And these that's why these guys are millionaires off YouTube,
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  Speaker 1: because if it was me, I'd show you the forty
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  Speaker 1: five second video and that'd be it.
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  Speaker 2: That will be it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and make no money of it.
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  Speaker 2: But no, honestly, your eyes jumping, Tom, obviously because your
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  Speaker 2: eyes are tired and your eyes are sore being in
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  Speaker 2: the sun and all. So we needed the glasses or
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  Speaker 2: ob tracks or something. I'm a little.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sick and my left eye is being a complete
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  Speaker 1: fenny about those situation. That's all it is. I've got
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  Speaker 1: a cold and my eyes going every so often. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: get it together, eye, come.
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  Speaker 2: One of those famous eye colds here.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm sneezing via my eye.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well listen, Tom, I gotta tell you separate to
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  Speaker 2: your eye jumping on account of like a sign, this
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  Speaker 2: thing or whatever, regardless of that, increase the font size
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  Speaker 2: of your phone anywhere. I swear to God, it's like,
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  Speaker 2: why we don't do this, Why doesn't why this isn't
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  Speaker 2: it default set and coming out of the factory. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. It's beautiful, oh, for good's sake, And I did.
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  Speaker 2: I put it real big, like what your granny, you'd
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  Speaker 2: have like, you know, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So now have you to push all around the screen
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  Speaker 1: now to read a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Like no, no like. But instead of if you open Twitter,
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  Speaker 2: instead of having like five tweets on your screen, you
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  Speaker 2: have three, which I gotta tell you with Twitter some
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  Speaker 2: days down as fucking plenty.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking hell chair, I don't know, you're still not selling
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  Speaker 1: to me. It's it's it's an emission of not that
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to dot bit to them old, But at
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  Speaker 1: the same time, it's an admission of I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just I feel weaker something like that. How I
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  Speaker 1: feel weak?
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  Speaker 2: You know, my stance in this time, we as human
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  Speaker 2: beings weren't ever meant to live past thirty. We were
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  Speaker 2: supposed to be eaten by a sab or to tiger
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  Speaker 2: at that stage, or just left behind because we were
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  Speaker 2: slowing people down. We're only ten thousand years out of
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  Speaker 2: the caves. Now that we're here, it's like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 2: I guess, like forty five, I'm not that old. You're
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  Speaker 2: the oldest man to ever live according to a ten
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  Speaker 2: thousand year old you know, stone age dude. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, so, yeah, increase the fucking size of the
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  Speaker 2: font on.
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  Speaker 1: Your Jesus Christ tea. It actually vexes many time it
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  Speaker 1: happens on this computer. No, no, no, no no, it's
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  Speaker 1: like then there's too much fucking No, it's it gets
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  Speaker 1: louder the bigger it gets, the louder it gets. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming at it from an other old angle. I'll just
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  Speaker 1: leave it where it is, to the point where I
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  Speaker 1: can't see it anymore, and then I just have to
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  Speaker 1: forget that it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is a bit of a transition, Tom, all right,
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  Speaker 2: Like you sent me. You sent me a message and
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  Speaker 2: I looked at it for the first time with the
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  Speaker 2: big font, and I was like, why Tom, mad at me?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, link sent? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 2: Oh Tom gone, let's be friends. Here is what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Well, happy birthdayer, happy.
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  Speaker 2: Birth Thank you, Thank you, Tom. But that now, I
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  Speaker 2: gotta tell you me getting older ain't news, buddy, because
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  Speaker 2: it happens every goddamn day. It's not the big news
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  Speaker 2: that we like to kick off the Tom and Jerry
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  Speaker 2: Show with. Instead, we like to kick it off with some.
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  Speaker 1: Real big news.
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  Speaker 2: In our first segment, which we called the Weekly what
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  Speaker 2: have you.
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  Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case mad.
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  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of Ian's, a lot of outs,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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  Speaker 2: strands to keep in my head. Man in a.
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  Speaker 1: World Akay County, Lee Trim.
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  Speaker 2: Too much Lee Trim for one man to handle. What
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  Speaker 2: is bruin this week? Tom in the midst of in
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  Speaker 2: the midst of a housing crisis in Ireland?
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  Speaker 3: Do we have like a Leavid story kind of so yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I mean leave it, leave it to the crafty you
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  Speaker 3: know border counties like ye who is he come up
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  Speaker 3: with things all the time.
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  Speaker 1: And this woman by the name of Emelda, Emelda Collins
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  Speaker 1: on to the Center cottage. She did it back into
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, did up in a nice job of renamed
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  Speaker 1: it Butterfly Cottage.
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  Speaker 2: This is this is in This is in lead from
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  Speaker 2: but close to the Slago border.
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  Speaker 1: But fifteen fifteen minutes from the Slider border.
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  Speaker 2: Start walking right and then dog and you're not there.
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  Speaker 1: You go. So she wanted to put the house up
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  Speaker 1: for sale and came to I guess talk with neighbors
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  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. As you do up there, ye
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  Speaker 1: bunch of crafty bastards.
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  Speaker 2: What can I tell you?
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  Speaker 1: She decided to put it up for auction, a raffle
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  Speaker 1: if not, if you want.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what, so not a conventional.
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  Speaker 1: A roll of the dice, it would see. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: you see all these things nowadays going, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: it almost seems to be people with accents like yours.
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  Speaker 1: There men and women jumping down twenty twenty two New
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  Speaker 1: Holland seventy two ten here we are now, sorry, that's
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  Speaker 1: not you at all. But at the same time it's
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  Speaker 1: it's not a million miles from you. And just buy
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  Speaker 1: a ticket now for fifty euro and you would get
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  Speaker 1: just this Anna mkhale Baylor as well, the whole lot
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  Speaker 1: throning and it's clean as the waste. There you going,
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  Speaker 1: now see you down next weekend. That the family's badge.
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  Speaker 2: So this last year is this lady? It's grown ass woman.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, nomanly Yeah yeah, yeah, child in the mountains.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's a grown ass woman decided that instead
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  Speaker 2: of selling her house for cottage but it's a cottage,
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  Speaker 2: tom now, it's a it's a house, she would put
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  Speaker 2: it up for a raffle.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So this is the new thing. This is the
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  Speaker 1: new thing.
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  Speaker 2: Jure see, I gotta tell you. I would not. Now
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  Speaker 2: I'm not in the market for a house, Tom, but
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  Speaker 2: if you were to show me a raffle ticket for
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  Speaker 2: a house that can get my interest? How much out
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  Speaker 2: of curiosity do you know? I'm sorry to bombard with
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  Speaker 2: questions here, but do you know how many how much
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  Speaker 2: the ticket to her?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's one hundred ors a ticket. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's what it was, one hundred yours. That's it's worth.
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  Speaker 1: It's definitely worth a roll in the dice, I think
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  Speaker 1: it because it's nice deep now it is steep, but
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  Speaker 1: at the same time, it's not that bullshit that goes
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  Speaker 1: on with the National Lottery where you're like, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: so there's a one jillion chance if you broke it
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  Speaker 1: down and said, well, there's one in a thousand chance
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  Speaker 1: of winning this thing, or there's one in five hundred thousand,
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  Speaker 1: you know, five hundred, you know whatever, it's at least
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  Speaker 1: a tangible number. The whole country isn't going to gopher.
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  Speaker 1: And also it's not a it's not a roll of
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  Speaker 1: sick at six numbers and the sequence, and it's somebody
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  Speaker 1: is is definitely getting this house, whether 'tis a thousand
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  Speaker 1: of you or two thousand of somebody.
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  Speaker 2: More than that in the second. But regards of which
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  Speaker 2: the draw took place this week, and the new the
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  Speaker 2: draw took place and the new owner of Butterfly College
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  Speaker 2: this week.
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  Speaker 1: What is it they draw? They drawn? All happened back
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  Speaker 1: in May. So but between the jigs and the reels,
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  Speaker 1: there's everything to do with the house for me in
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  Speaker 1: this country like that, the woman literally won the thing
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  Speaker 1: in May and to this week, in turn the corner
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  Speaker 1: into December, she was able to pick up the keys. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, but by buying large note who
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  Speaker 1: was of course, I mean it could grate grind your
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  Speaker 1: gears as small and go a funder. But it is
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  Speaker 1: what it is. It's a fair roll of the dice.
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  Speaker 1: And a woman by the name of Catherine Spangler from Chickago,
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  Speaker 1: the Windy. She'd be all right in fucking nature. It's
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  Speaker 1: windy enough anyways. She's from the windy city of America.
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  Speaker 1: But in all fairness, she seems to have her our
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  Speaker 1: things together, her faculties together. She's not one of these
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  Speaker 1: big toothed white trainers and you know, cut off jeans
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  Speaker 1: wearing you know, baseball jacket going. I'm just so happy
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  Speaker 1: to be here. In the Emerald asle check, she sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a woman that's got it together. She was like, No,
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  Speaker 1: this is unbelievable that I've won this. I'm so happy.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I gotta tell you it's a hell of a story, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: to win a house for one hundred euro, or to
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  Speaker 2: own a house.
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  Speaker 1: And it could be I could be wrong with the
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  Speaker 1: ticket price, but it was in the hundreds anyway, because
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  Speaker 1: somebody year raffles.
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  Speaker 2: On occasion for houses you see them. This is a
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  Speaker 2: new thing, raffling. This is not a new thing. And
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  Speaker 2: a hundred euro I would imagine fifty to one hundred
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  Speaker 2: euro would be about right, fifty one hundred, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But well, I'm kind of going when when I read
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  Speaker 1: one hundred on it, and this is only a tweet,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going on the fact that of the gross number
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  Speaker 1: that came in, because I'll tell you something, this is
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  Speaker 1: I think that would turn your head.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let's do somes okay, because okay, so so miss
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  Speaker 2: Spangler bought a house, you could say, for one hundred euro? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: how did how did the other lady make out? She did?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so this this kindacor was valued being pretty done
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  Speaker 1: up at all to set back. In twenty twenty two,
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  Speaker 1: it was valued that three hundred thousand flat starting price
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  Speaker 1: probably end up at three forty five or three seventy two.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know what I mean. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean, by the time those fuckers stick their clothes
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  Speaker 1: that started the battle, you know what I mean. So,
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  Speaker 1: as it turns out, she'd pay fees, various fees on
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: the whole thing of twenty five thousand euro. There was
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  Speaker 1: marketing costs at twenty six hundred. She would have to
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  Speaker 1: pay a did the lottery or the lottery agent whoever
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  Speaker 1: it was, raf al or raf all maybe I don't
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  Speaker 1: know ten of the overall the or overall take. And
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  Speaker 1: she has she takes the hit on the stamp duty
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  Speaker 1: for Miss Spangler's new home. So miss Bangler, yeah pay
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  Speaker 1: turn yeah, turn the key.
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  Speaker 2: I think she can.
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  Speaker 1: I think she can. She did, Okay, turn the key,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Spangler. It's all yours, you know. Fill the tank
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  Speaker 1: with oil. That's where you and you start from there,
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  Speaker 1: all told her, right, all told the gross ticket revue
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  Speaker 1: hold on to your trousers here one point two million,
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  Speaker 1: one point two million.
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  Speaker 2: So and then you lose, as you say, yourself. You
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  Speaker 2: outlined all the fees and whatnot, but still in all
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  Speaker 2: for a house that.
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  Speaker 1: Was valued the tax and all TAXI yeah, she'll pay
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  Speaker 1: ten thirty three percent carapital gains SAXMS is under a million,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I think that once it
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  Speaker 1: goes over a million, you pay ten on the four
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  Speaker 1: and then something that but anyway under troubled me so
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  Speaker 1: far in lifetime exactly. We neither one of us and
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  Speaker 1: most of our listeners are not going to get troubled
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  Speaker 1: by that scenario. Pot All told, wash her hands and
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  Speaker 1: I'm low bon it here. I just did a quick
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  Speaker 1: with the old pencil here beside me, miss Collins about
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  Speaker 1: the Collins she might be missus Conlins. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Seems like a lovely lady in the video I watched
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  Speaker 1: walks away probably around seven or the kay in the
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  Speaker 1: pocket in the pocket All told. And I mean, let's say,
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  Speaker 1: we don't even know know what she did it up for.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she had a couple of brothers that did it
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  Speaker 1: up or who she did it, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: she reckoned it was value to three hundred thousand. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what she owed, and she might have had
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  Speaker 1: a gambling debts or whatever. Who knows, but she backed
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  Speaker 1: the way out of that deal with seven hundred green
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  Speaker 1: ones in her back pocket.
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  Speaker 2: So she backed away with about seven hundred euro money,
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  Speaker 2: seven hundred grand and the other lady got a house
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  Speaker 2: for a hundred euro.
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  Speaker 1: Ish, the two very happy people in the I.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta tell you every one's a winner, ba too very good.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, I'm sure, like you know, there are
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: people saying, wouldn't it have been lovely if a family
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: is sex on the fucking housing list had won it? Yeah,
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: it would have been. But what can we say? We
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: can't begrudge this lady for who's We.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: Don't know it about her family. She might have a family,
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: she might be living here. Like I said in the video,
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: they give her no real back down background. Her grandparents
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: are from Mayo, Sligo.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: She honeymoon has Irish citizenship from last year, which I
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: tell you timely.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she honeymoon and lea troom Like I don't know.
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I wonder why she living in le Trom, because she
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: has the chat of a woman. Even though the fairness
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: whoever they brought out to do the decorating, they handed
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: up the whole American Irish thing so brilliant. Damn for
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: the handing over of the house and everything else. But
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: by the chat of this woman, and I've been a
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: lot of Americans, did strike you as a woman who's
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: either been here a lot because not saying the sunshine
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: has gone out of her eyes, if you know what
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: I mean. But she has has a bit of a
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: great volk. Go you know what I mean, go about it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: There's a there's a real person in there. For twice now,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: I tell you that if you do see an interview
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: with her, you will be grogerate a bit of you
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: were like I wouldn't atually mind as a neighbor. She
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: seems all right, she seems okay, like you know what
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: I mean?
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: Do you know what we want to say? We wish
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: her the best in our new home. But Tom, I
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you, and maybe it's just because I'm fucking
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: soaked in this for the time of year that it is.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: It is Christmas. We have begun our Christmas movie watching
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: over here on the McBride household. And you got Griswolds,
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: and you got to McAllister's, and you got your McLean's,
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: and you got your Bob cratchit. You got all the classics,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: but on top of all that, what you have is
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: a fucking tsunami of cheaply made Hallmark level direct to
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Netflix shit, or.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: As my wife has to call it, the stuff. I
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: will I watch spray Bubble, Government tub goes out to geek.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: That's yeah, and you're right at your Christmas party. I'll
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: watch this when you're when you go up to morning
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: of a Saturday and I'm rapping gifts, I'll watch this,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: But inevitably I watch it myself. And the plot of
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: these rom coms are all the same. Some high faluting,
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: big town lady finds herself, through one way or another
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: in some small town backwards place where she meets and
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: falls in love with a local yokel Yep, there is
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: a degree of Shenanigan's going on, and then it's happily
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: ever after at Christmas. Sometimes it's a high falluting woman
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: going to a backwards pongtowan I'm making a mechanic. Or
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: sometimes it's an overworked lawyer from New York City who
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: finds himself back in fuck Boise, Idaho for Christmas. Yeah,
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: falls in love with a local flower shop lady. Why
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you one thing to come. We're ninety percent
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: up the road on this one.
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: As that's why. That's why I started with in the
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: world like it literally reads like and I don't this
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: is this I'm telling you in the entire world of
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: podcasts right now, I'm saying this recorded today. Nobody else
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: in the world will mention the movie Irish Jam starring.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Irish Jammed to me earlier today and I was like,
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I know, I've seen the video cover of that in
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: Extra vision unrented every week, oh like five years, and
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: it never accorded me to pick it up. But now
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Irish Killing Half Life.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: Well, look, if you just want me to sell it
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: to people here, Jerr, I can give you the very
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: This the snapshot off Wikipedia. I have seen this and
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: I stuck with it. I don't fucking know why I did,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: but anyway. Irish Jam in two thousand and six American
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: and British comedy film directed by some fella who co
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: wrote the script with Maximiers. It starts Eddie Griffin as
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: an African American hustler who wins an Irish public house
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: in a raffle, and that's to save the village from
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the clutches of an evil English landlord. Despite the majority
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: of film being not being been set in Ireland, it's
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: not film there at all, and not one of the
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: actors were Irish. The film received extremely negative reviews.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: But nonetheless, Tom twenty years later, remembers it fondly.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know why Eddie was Eddie Griffin. His his
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: character's name is in Los Angees, James Jimmy Jim Davitt
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: is a wild cracket African American hustand and even to
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: please landlord. And well he's and he just just honestly,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: the movie's worth watching until he gets to Ireland.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, to Nova Scotia, Canada for sure, standing in for Ireland.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: And he yeah, it absolutely is, like but he it's
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: very fuddy up to that point because Eddie Griffin is
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: very funny. And then you introduce a bunch of English
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: people tend to be Irish going Diy Die Philly, the
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: Philly to Philly do It's like, well, this is fucking brutal,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: but it's it.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: You know what if that's not what we have right here,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Thompson literally is, so let's just pull together a spangler too.
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that is a great it's a great Nay.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Let's let's let's pull it together here the podcast. All right, okay,
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: let's pull together everything we need for butterfly cottage Christmas.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes, that's right there.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: For there is sort of a cocoat just their their
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: soft focused lights in the background. Okay, So what's this
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: lady's nickname called Catherine span Spangler. We know that she's
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: from Chicago and that's about.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: It, right, she's a high lutant.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: We don't know that she is in real life, but
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: she's got a movie. She Absolutely she's got a good
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: she's got a good coat. I tell you got a
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: good coat. There you go, she's got a good coat. Okay,
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: So how high for Luton shall we make this woman?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Oh, she's top of the pops like she has she's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: put away some of the biggest white collar, white collar
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: crime criminals. She has done. But she's done somebody over
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Dirty Jersey.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I think you're going a little too. I think you're
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: going a little too like. Ah, the climate to the
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: movie you're talking about Tom is a gunfight and lead
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: from Yeah, but the crime follows her over the river. Yeah.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: But I think the locals rally around her, and you see, i'd.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: Go more like you know in the Hallmark movies.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: That I suppose you know what. Okay, yeah, you're going
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: to Hallmark.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: I know you're describing something that perhaps I might.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, because i'd be honest with you, I can't get
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: through more than thirty five seconds of But.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna say, like if she's
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: high for looting, but she's like like somebody in the
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: mayor's office. Okay, somebody high for looting in the mayor's
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: office but passed over for promotion one last time, and
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: goes home and finds like the finds the fella in
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: bed with with some other lassie and entered a Facebook
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: competition to win a win a cottage in Ireland.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: No, her fella didn't cheat her, he didn't. But he's
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: what he's done is he's he's leaving her to become
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: a full time yogi out in Los Angeles.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: That works, and I'll tell you as well, Tom, He's British.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: So she wins her spite, perfect perfect, perfect, Yeah, and
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: lo and behold, she fucking wins.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It, Tom Low and the hole she wins it. Emelda
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Collins puts it up her sale, who was maybe down
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: on her lock herself. Should we have that away? Come on,
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: she's gonna win a little bit too, because we've gotta
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: love Melda.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's let's let's say it. Yeah, Melta Collins.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: And she becomes like a sister figure too.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: And there's another English crowd, a bunch of vulture phones.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: They're going to try and take her small farm and
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: butterfly cottage.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: I like the vulture funds. Yeah, we'll come back to that,
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: because you need somebody to battle against at the end
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: of this thing. Yeah, you need some hery moment here
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: at the end, all right. So Spangler wins and she
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: got she got no ties to Chicago now, Tom the
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: mayor doesn't want her anymore for whatever reason. And her
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: fella is a yogi in the in California. So she's like,
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: you know what, yes, I will just like the holiday,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I will go to Ireland and one way this cottage
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: and sell it. You know, I want it for a
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: hundred pound one hundred dollars one hundred euro. I'm gonna
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: go stay in there for Christmas and then I'm going
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: to sell it on to the bunch of fond and
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: I'm going to clean up right.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: There we go. Now the bus from the airport because
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: heavy forbid, she's gonna hire her card. No, the bus
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: from the airport that she has to get all the
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: way is like a nineteen eighties chrome fit chrome finished
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: chrome trail. Do you know the old buses? Like everybody at.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Home knows that famous Dublin letroom bus. Yeah, yeah, he's
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: fucking Hallmark movies. Like, you know, you land in Ireland
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: and you get a bus to Anyone's like no, I'm
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: just going to jump on the train to Duney goul
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Are you fuck? Like that's the research you did?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Is there is maybe just outside the village? Does the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: bus stop because there's like a rogue sheep on the
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: road the rest of the way with all her luggage
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: and she has a comically large amount of luggage to
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: show that this woman is high maintenance and all her
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: stuff is like you know, it's all Gucci or whatever.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: You know, it's over the it's like coming to America,
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: you know. She's yeah, yeah, do we have a high
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Do we have a high? Look? Pull up beside her,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: a ruggedly good looking bloke.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Well, we need a ruggedly good looking bloke all right now,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: and letrum's not wanting for rugged blokes good looking I'm
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: not for certain. But so he takes her to Butterfly
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Cottage and she explains like, oh, I have one Butterfly college.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Now here's the trick, right, it's his fucking ancestral home,
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: like his granny's house or some shit.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Oh. Now he desperately wants to like raise a family there.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: It's all he's ever dreamed of. But Spangler coming over
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: for Chicago with the intention to stay here for six
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: weeks and then turned this into an airbnb, so he
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: doesn't want that. She wants the money. So these two
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: need to fall in love and she needs to realize
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: that this dude here they could share a Butterfly cottage together.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but he I mean she she
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: gets bored because she's got a ton of money, but
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: she's gets bored reading books because you can't get the
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: TV to work because of course the Internet has been
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: turned off. She's reading books and then finds herself pulled
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: out an old pair of Wellies out and that she
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: found behind the door, and then like Aaron Jumper, that
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: happened to be hanging in the oversized iron jumper. She
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: goes stomping across the muddy yards. Everything's so daddy, and
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: he's he's.
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: In the next fee looking over or like laughing at
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: her attempts.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: As he's he's maybe treating foot rot exactly on a
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: lamp and it's neither.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: It's no difference to him. He can easily walk across
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: a muddy field or not so much. She's fallen all
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: over the place.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: She's absolutely ridiculous. So she maybe tries to get over
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: like a style, you know, tries to climb over it
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: stive between two you know over or no stone wall.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: It's a stone walls style, because of course it's every
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: place in Arld has stone walls. She goes to get over,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: then through the jigs in the rails and some very
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: funny background music, she goes folllder her arse in the bood.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, he goes over together and she pulls him down
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: into the mud too.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: And then his sheep dog backs at The two of
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: them tend to just close that part of the scene, okay.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Nice, And then his dad shows up as well, and
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: his dad is like, that's like Ian McShane making no
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: attempt at an Irish accident at all. This is like,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: what's going on here? That's supposed to be.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: That's how the movie got funding.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so Christmas Eve, Vulture phones come in
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: to get this lady to sign this over to Airbnb
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: or whatever the fuck it is. An airman shamus o shockness.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: He rocks up and he's like aer Butcher Spangler, No, no, no, no.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: No, there is an extreme moment together.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: We need we need the whole we need the whole
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: community to be here.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Doing no no, him and her right. So he comes
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: to our house because uh, some sheep and like a price,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: like the last good sheep he has that might actually
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: fucking make him a few pounds has gone missing, or
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: the dog has got something con miss and something needs
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: her urgent help in the rain, in the rain, get
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: on your coat. I wouldn't ask you, but you're the
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: only person around. Help me. Soft fades from scene to scene.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: As they look. They're calling for deep, fluffy, fluffy looking well.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: So they basically find the next thing they fall tired under,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: like an evergreen tree of some sort. Then the dog
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: they before they know it, because they haven't been friends
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: at all of the into this. In fact, they've been
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: kind of biting at each other, right, but thentob ketobin
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: her hand accidentally goes leans on his hand and do
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: you just exchange a look? They're not in nowhere nowhere.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: The dog barks the fuck he's founder. They go running together.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: They bring the little sheep back to her house, drying
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: off in front of the big open fire, get tugged
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: off into no better you know, dry gear or whatever.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: She finds the more drug gear iron that the whole
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: house is. The whole house internally is made of iron jumper.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: It's insulated with aaron jumper.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: They're now sitting down with just magically have us a
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: couple of cocoa and the Lambis is whatever, shivering beside
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: the fire, just drying off. The dog stare as well,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: and the two of them are kind of going, well, look,
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: let's call it, but let's make by guns, maybe by
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: by guns. If we are going to sell this place,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: good riddance to you. But I got one last thing
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: to show you put on your weddys takes her down
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: to the local pub and it's Irish dance and kane
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: pints of getting it out in pints with handles on
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: them for some reason. And she has an old man
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: or he's old man Ian Nickshane, who's a kind of
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: good looking for now lad that Ian McShane managed to
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: get her, get in her ear and says, if you know,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: basically whatever mumbo jumbo this is, will you come in
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: now with your fucking with your romantic guy? He basically
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: kind of it says he's had his heart broken too
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: many times. Don't you dare do it? Don't fucking break
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: his heart an Selly's house, Yeah, which gets her fucking
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: thinking all of a sudden, hallo British lead the Vulture
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Funds on Christmas Day, We've come to take his farm
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: and your ass. And she's like, over my dead body,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: oh that might be it, sir, And it turns a
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: bit fucking guy Ritchie all of a sudden where he's
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: like the big big fella, gets a out of the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: back of the jeep. He's just going to steal the house.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: But then the whole village show up. Yeah, pitchforks and
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: all and and.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Like you know, one of the Vulture Funds dudes. When
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: he stands back, he trips over a sheep and falls
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: in a published Yeah, yeah, same sheep, yeah, and the
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: dog barks again, just closing, and the vulture fund guy goes,
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: I've had enough of this. I'm not investing in this property.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: To help you bloody Irish Yeah, And before you know
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: little he's back up the road again with his English
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: red car.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Back across the border into for Manna.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: And wait a minute, we'd never cooked tdy Christmas dinner.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Don't worries? Is the lovely lady Melda. I've got an
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: even fucking bigger house up the road because it mid
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: seven hundred thousand.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: Who likes lamb.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that we've may have written the greatest
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: movie by the way, credits a Spotify that's listen to
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: this right now. I want the full fucking transcript of
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: that place.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Honestly, you know, it's amazing time. Like you know, people
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: say what what is the I and what does it do?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Basically what we just did there, Yeah, take snippets of
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: everything we've ever seen and smash them together into something
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: that when you look at your like, yeah, it kind
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: of works.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I suppose I'm good. I swear to God when I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: when I get the transcript, gotta give it to thet
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: she's she's going to want to watch.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: This butterfly butterfly cottage Christmas.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I swear to God, congratulations Catherine of the ability to
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: absolutely looked out. I tip my cap to the scenario
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: this is. I got no hate for that, Carlos.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Let's discuss the rights, you know, let's make it happen.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Com and I the way they are now you're pretty
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: tight copy copyright Tom and Jerry show. I'll tell you that. Okay,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: before we go away, all our great ideas, Tom of
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: love in the in the in the wilds of le Trom.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Let's go looking for love in the wilds of England.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Because there's a guy over there when looking for love
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: and all the wrong places and that's how he got
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: to be.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: This week's this line.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Now there's that guy.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Leave it to be bride to find a way of
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: just I mean, this is a funny story. But Jerry
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: all out hates this guy. I mean I just like
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: him myself, but Jerry all out hates this guy like
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: he's got tattoos on his body that would tell you that,
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: like if you ever if he ever got trapped, tell
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: us about this break. You know, it's it's it's not genuine.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: When you said this to me with Jerry, this is uping.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: You wrote your years have been you're being you're being,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: you're being taken on.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: No, I thought you wrote it messing with me, because
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: this is the kind of thing you have written, like
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I've read this of yours like stuff like this. But
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: then we both went looking at it.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, no, we have to look up some genuine sources
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: because you know, on occasion these kind of things get us. Uh.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: You know there's a number of satirical Irish websites you
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: would know who'll be writing for these things exactly. And
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: this kind of phrase sounded like something from there.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah it did, Yeah, but it's not.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: This is the story of Sir Benjamin Slade, right, not
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: of the band fame, but Benjamin Slade is a seventy
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: nine year old British baronet they're calling him now. I
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you, I don't know what a baronet is.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I know what a baron, a baron is.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: You've got a baron and you've got a baroness, right, yeah,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: what's a baronet?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Well, leave it right, you keep talking. I'm gonna seeking
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I find that. I'm gonna Jamie this scenario here right now,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I'm not so, I'm not so annoyed to fucking learn.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, okay, So a baronet is
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a right below barons and knights of the Garter and Thistle,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: but above other knights, like other fucking knights.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: So it's it's it's you know what it is. It's
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: another mixing, gathering.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Nonsense.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Jesus Christ can tell us how you really feel.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: But he this, but he is. Look, okay, regardless of
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: this man being a duds what why did I say
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: that out loud? A terrible human being affiliated with a
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: family with a history that's getting more checkered by the day, Tom,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Regardless of that, Sir Benjamin's laid at seventy nine years
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: of age, has decided he won a woman.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: He want a woman at seventy nine, at seventy nine,
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't he have one of what happened to any
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: of the others? Chair, what's the deal?
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: He doesn't say, doesn't say, and and and be honest
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: with your Tom, I don't know. But he wants a woman,
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: and he's going about it the old fashioned way, the
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: old fashioned way for a baronet, not the old fashioned
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: way for you and I. You and I would go
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: out and court and meet and fall in love with
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: and fucking woo and you know, bend in the bend
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: in the wind to be compatible with people. He's going
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: about it the way that he and his people would
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: have gone about it. He is just saying, bring me
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: a woman. Yeah, bring me a woman to this specific
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: special specifications, and I want nothing left nor right. He
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: has issued out a decree of exactly the type of
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: woman that he wants. And uh, it's it's pretty British Tom.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking at his hou here at montsel House.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's about his Yeah, it's it's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a big brick pile in Somerset on set of thirteen acres,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: it would see. So he's thirty one hundred acres. I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: should say, here, what's what's his deed? Why is it
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: so desperate for one at this stage because he seems
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: he's had a wife, like he just seems.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: To be looking to leave his mark on the world
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and all this kind of crack and and he's looking
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: for somebody to leave his estate to and and all
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: this sort of thing.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Oh he wants he wants an air or a woman
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: it is who fucking knows.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: It's all very Brewsters millions. But what caught everybody's eye, Tom,
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: and what puts them from just just another member of
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: the royal Ish family to be in this week's this
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: lad is his list of his list of nice to have,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: his strict requirements. He is not for moving on this, okay?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Is that the lady in question that steps forward to
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: and like, you know, step forward like this is going
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: to be the bachelor, Like it's going to have like
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: you know, have like fifteen different women coming up for
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: and he has he's picking them now, God love, anybody
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: puts our head up with this. But if you do
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: want to put your hand up to be missus Barnett's
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: laid well, you've got to fill in the following. You
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: have to be at least twenty years younger than this man.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Now he's seventy nine, so you have to be by
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: my son's fifty nine or younger.
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: But I have to written here he wants a good breeder.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: He wants to leave his number two. Tom, Yeah, his
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: number two up to and including fifty nine years of age.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: You must be a good breeder, which is a pretty
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: freaking weird thing to say. It is, that's a weird
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: thing to say.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: He's saying it, right, let's just take because these people
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: are fucking metal.
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Right, He's saying these people are mental. And he has
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: said he wants a good breeder. So who are we
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: to say he doesn't want a good breeder. But I'm
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: going to tell you, Tom, and I'm just gonna say
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: it for this, I don't know how many ladies, with
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: respected ladies out there, I don't know how many of
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: them are good breeder at fifty nine years of age.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Nothing is a good breeder at fifty nine years of
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: age on turtles or tortoises. It like that. That's the thing.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Is he so mental that he thinks he's going to
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: find a fifty eight to fifty nine year o woman
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: who could bear him with son?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: You can bear him? Specifically, Tom, two sons who he
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: needs from this deal, an air and a spare, Air
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: and a spare and and not this case of well
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: we'll keep having daughters. She'll be crack out a fella.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: It's like, I need two sons. I want air, as
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: you say it there, I want air and a spare
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: and the way it's phrased is that the lady must
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: be able to have sons. That's how it's prased. Like
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: this is the kind of like this is a scale,
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: like this is a party trick.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Do you know when you beat those women who are
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: are just bound to only ever happen daughters? You know
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: those ones they have him like woody years but lower
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: than the other. You just need to know what you're
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: looking for.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Chair, Well, this is this is like you know, this
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: is like he's walking up to the shop and I
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: turn around, like what does he want there? So on
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: this is all right, give me a wee seconds here now, yeah, captain,
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: come out here, get this man of son. Go over
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: near Louise there. Now, you're not gonna get an out
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: of horse.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: She's just a daughter baron sort of one.
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, so okay, so if we're would we
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: would be now here now up to and including an
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: age of fifty nine years of age A be a
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: good breeder, so that yeah, I have sons.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I found the list here and it's it's bigger
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: than the list.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: You even said.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It's fucking mental.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: It's let me let me get let me get let
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: me get another one here okay, because those those demands
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: that he's made there are among the more straightforward ones,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: the more rational ones. He wants no communists or lesbians.
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: That's fair, which I don't know that many lesbians will
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: be putting their hands up for the role. When you
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: think about it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: It's that's I mean, it's kind of fair to say
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: it if you're fucking lunatic, do you know what I mean?
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: It's the kind of thing I would expect from these people. Like, like,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: I promise you either his grandparents or his parents they
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: were all swimming in the same fucking do you know
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, that's the problem with these fuckers.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Like he's like he's narrowing the fucking the gold post
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: so close on this one. I guarantee this is gonna
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: be a fucking niece or something. He's looking for the horrible.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: Bass, I swear to God. Like he also wants he
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: wants no communists or lesbians, But then he also wants
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: someone who is able to manage a thirteen hundred acre
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: of state and two castles. Specifically needs to have the
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: skill set to manage a thirteen hundred acre of state.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: So who's manager?
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Get now, I'd say he is.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: He is. Fuck.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: I suppose you're right, but like, you know, why say
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: you don't want communists, you know, and then you also
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: don't want people that are able to manage huge estates.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, like you're doubling up on you're trying to
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: hit a word county. Here is what you're doing.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: He is, because what managing huge estates and keeping people
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: in their film is literally a midi communist state. Is
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: what these people that used to do and still do
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: do or get away with it doing it in the UK,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: go on dirt. I want to hear some more of
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: this absolute litaria.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: No scorpios, yeah yeah, no scorpios. So if you're born
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: between October and November one, my count stay at home
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: doesn't want it.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: I mean if if if I was wondering, was a
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: complete dosa shite prior to this, the fact that he
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: actually put in a star sign you got problems, well
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: that tells me that he he's a fucking agier.
• 40:35
  Speaker 2: He believes in astrology or is it astrology or astronomy astrology.
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: He's one of these guys that's like, you know, not
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: no scorpios and no they're crazy. No scorpios, no communists,
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: no lesbians, no drug users or heavy drinkers, right, no
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: crack either, No Scottish women.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: I mean you could have just left out that. You
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: could have just left the Scottish thing off if you're
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: going to say no drugs or outcos.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: In particular, when he turns around, he goes he wants
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: no women from countries beginning with eye or no countries
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: with green in their flag.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: So that would be nobody from Iran, India.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Cland Iceland, India, and.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Anesia, Indoniesia, Ivory.
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: Coast, every coast, and then with green in the flag.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: No Italians.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Let's be honest, we know who's talking about, Like it's nieces. Yeah.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: And then ideally over five ft six Tom.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: Look, I gets it, he's he's shrinking himself. He wants
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: somebody slightly to order to stand him up from the
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: off the toilet.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: And then this is the last one I have on
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: my list. Maybe you've got more, I've got more. The
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: last one on my list is that this lady needs
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: to have a shotgun license and a driving license, and
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: he will look particularly favorably on candidates that have both
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: of those and also have a helicopter license.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I think he's already got his
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: eyes on somebody, you.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean? Do you do you think this
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: is like do you think he specifically has his eye
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: on Mary up the road who has all these things?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: If Mary he just doesn't want to explicitly say, It's.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Like if you were to say, if you were to
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: say to me, what do you want for dinner? And
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to say it, but I'd be like, jeez,
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: I love two patties on a bond with special sauce,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: chop chopter chopped ice from the sesame seeds bone a
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: large copy side, and you want to go to McDonald's.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, but yeah, yeah, if that's the only
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: place we can get it. But she's no, I wouldn't
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: force you reckon.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Mary up the Road has a shotgun license, a helicopper license.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he just doesn't have the He just
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't have the neck to say to our parents, who
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: are his brother and sister law. So yeah, a lot
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: with that. She now this is where he's there?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Because I felt that was a fairly comprehensive list.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: More must have a coat of arms, right, Okay, it's
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: not just Mary up the fucking road. Okay, so it's
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: not somebody coming off the estates and no, no, no,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: no no no.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: I must play bridge, backgammon and do crosswords. You know
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: there's a lady out there going like shit I learn.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you must be physically active and able to swim.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's women is a new Yeah? Okay, go on.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: This guy is seventy nine years of age. Tom. It
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: looks like you can't fucking stand up by himself.
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: Not a fit of it. He this felt regularly pisses
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: himself throughout the day.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: This nighttime pisses the day.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You cannot be a from a country where you don't
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: wear overcoats in winter. Huh So there's warm places gone
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: now as well?
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, right, okay, okay, Jesus, okay.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: Like this is this is all just say you don't
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: want any Irish people. It's okay, it's all right. You
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: just named the Scottish. But look, I know you're frightened.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get Mount Bettan.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: He said, no countries with ice, So we're right, we're automatically.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: This is like playing Iceland. Man, God are gone with
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: those two lines that were gone and much or you
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: must live. You must live like this is just you
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: must live for seven years so he can leave you
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the assets without paying tax on them.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: You know, you don't have a say in where in.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: As much as you don't say I have a say
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: in whether you can have a son or a daughter,
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: you don't have a saying whether or not you're gonna
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: get hit by a bus in the morning.
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So he added, I can have two I
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: can have two sons from you. Three would be better.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: But if I get two sons, that saves the situation. Right.
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: You always have a lady of the house. Women run houses.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: People think it's sexist. Jane Austen said, if you got
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: a big house, you need a wife.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: If you said that in the nineties, all right, yeah, yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: The ladies run the house and they run the staff.
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: They have an eye for it. Yeah. Here's the fucking thing.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: He already has a child.
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: He has he though he has he's I read that
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: he got divorced from some other lady Pimlington. Wats it's
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: in the in the nineties with no children.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, he has people. He has a slave,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: has a daughter called Violet with Sahara Sunday Spain. No,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: that is not a real fucking name, is it? No
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: fucking way, no, no, no, I don't know what that means.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: But no, his previous wife, sorry, was Pauline Myber. Yeah,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: now he's had no wait a second, that's not the
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: woman that gave my wife or gave my child. He
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: was with a woman called he was partnered with a
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: woman called Curse and Hughes, then a woman called Sahara
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Sunday Spain. Now let's just go out.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: There, the Sahara Sunday Spain. You know, if I, if
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I find out that this woman was was a scorpio,
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: and that's what kind of put him off them for
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: the rest of his life.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: She is the CEO of the Gentile Gentle Earth Project.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: When she was nine years old, she became an America's
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: youngest published author. And we look at the same woman, yeah, yeah,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: was she obviously took a blow to the fucking head.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: She was born in nineteen ninety one. We can't be
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: looking at the same woman here. We might be deleting
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: swedes of this podcast.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Oh that, Oh does she exist? Does she fucking exist?
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Let's see who she? Fuck it is? My god, there's
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: no way or so. Her real name is Saharas on
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: this Spine like this fucker had like she obviously got
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: hit in the heads. Harris on this Spaine. Sorry, no, Yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: she's a real person and out of left field. She said,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: a lady of color. So I didn't fucking see that
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: one coming from this mad bastard. So he hasn't meted.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: I mean they have a daughter called Violet violence, Yeah, madness.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: But he also he he's okay with Americans, believe it
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: or not. Yeah, he's okay with Germans and Eastern Europeans.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: So I mean he's I guess he's no time for
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the French, she would seem. Yeah, Tom, I'm looking at this.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: It looks like I'm I'm looking at I'm looking at.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: This dude with his wife then with his then partner,
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: Sahara Sunday, Spain, and it.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Looks like a granddad walking his granddaughter.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: This is Sahara span accused him of being utterly shameful
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: and claimed that he had no interest in meeting his daughter,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: telling The Daily Mail that she got pregnant via ivf
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: using sperm slaid frozen twenty years ago, but they never
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: married and he never met his daughter. Look, I'm just
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: saying there might be a woman or two out there
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: previously listen to the list going a check check check check.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I'm currently thirty four years of age, by my.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Count Ah Jesus Christ. And it's not like the woman
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: was caught from what she must have been writing a
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: new book and thought, look, I'll get in with an aristocrat,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: get some fucking new ideas and stuff like that. See
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: what it is, because you know, Americans get on DoD
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: when it comes to this bullshit like this year.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know, Tom, Maybe it's simpler than that.
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: Maybe she won't a cottage on his grounds and.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: Around listen this old mad fuck, like just photographs of
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: him gone around with assault rifles around like he's a
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: ludic And you know what, if you can lie your
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: way if there's a woman out there, lie your whole off,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: put on a funny accent. Take him for everything is
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: fucking worth, do you know what I mean?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Just turn over even if you don't need one.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, turn this son against him, fucking get clean him out, clean.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Clean, clean this old bastard out. Yeah. Well there you go, Tom.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: We we showed up to laugh at this man and
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: we leave horrified.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I mean it's the English for you. There you go,
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: not all of not all of there's some good eggs
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: out there, but not not the likes of that fucker.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: No, there we go, and yeah, yeah, what can we say?
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: What can we do, Tom except move the funk away
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: from that segment, but re record it on Wednesday with
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: something better. No, you know what, it's recorded there and
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I'm not around on wedding. It goes. Let's move on
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: to the final segment because as much as we do
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: want to remember that guy, there are some things we
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: do remember. We look back to them on the final
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: segment of the show called We rememberber When.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: forty years ago, this came about. It could have nearly been.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: It would have been in any segment, could have been
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: the biggest. But but I mean it was.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It was. I was looking at it initially first as
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: to it the Weekly what have you, because by God,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: like they feature a lot these lads, the Japanese are
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: featured again. That's and this kind of inspired us as
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: to what we remember when, and we'll quickly run through
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: what these lads. Just keep on them.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: They're unreal, right, They're all but these lads did in
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: the weekly What have You the Japanese and somehow ended
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: up in We Remember When because the show went guys, and.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: You'll see why. Because it's so futuristic, it made us
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: bounce back far to twenty odd years because we're like,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: this is too much of a look into the future. Essentially,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: why they've come up with yours a human wash machine
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: that cleaned head to toe of a man or a
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: woman up to two point six meters tall. That's some
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: lanky bastard. So it could be sold in Holland, is
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say, or South Africa where everybody's
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a giant. But it could do you in fifty minutes
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: jare and it's now going out to consumers around the
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: world if you want it, like a human car wash. Yeah,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: so Japanese company called what oh merie eye MADII human
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: washing machine. I mean, I like what I like when
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: a crowd puts it on the tab, it.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: Is none of this washpod shit this, no wash pod.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: No fucking scrubb adoo, no nothing, because you don't have
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: to when you do yo. That's that's the thing. If
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you're going to do a thing that's class you can
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: name it exactly what it is, because other people are
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: just gonna fucking make the ball to it.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: That's that's what brought us the hedgetroam or tom there
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: you go.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: They unveiled it at the Yeah, exactly exactly so human
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: washing machine.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, hit me.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: They released it earlier this year the Osaka World Expo,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: but it wasn't it's only this week is gone on sale.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: So it acts like a high tech automatic spat using
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: tiny microbubbles and basically you can do you in less
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: than fifteen really I want to, but again it can.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: That's the thing because you try another crowd and then
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: make a bolos of it. This has been trial and
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: tested to the point now that they're able to sell
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: it to the public because prior to that it was
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: just on exposed stuff. But they've nailed it, so they
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: brought it out ironically and coincidentally, this will tell you
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: how advanced these lads. Although I would have liked to
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: see this one. In nineteen seventy there was all there
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: was one of these and then there was kind of shelved.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: It was like, come on, come on now. It part
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: that I would have liked to see the night I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: imagine a bit of a Wallace and Grammit setup of
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: the nineteen seventy.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I was just going to say a little bit of
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: crack and cheese Grammit. Yeah, and it's shoving cotton bones up.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: But they let this thing out. It's the most bit
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: of job. Like. The job balls to fucking nostrils. You're
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: going to be shining coming out of this thing, so
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: no bother you can see. So you sit in and
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: it looks exactly what you're imagining in your head. It's
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: like a bit of a recline, sees one of those
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: submersion pods. Any jobs, sitting down the job closes, beautiful
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: music plays, of course it does, because it's you know,
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: if if anybody has ever had the joy of sitting
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: on a fucking Japanese diner, which I got to do once,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: life change and stuff. But they're selling it right now
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: and hit the market. Are cool sixty million yen chair?
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: Do you have any yet on you? Well?
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no shit, I've got ten, and I have the
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: pinion kind walking one day.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: If this becomes like in a shopping center, I don't
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: even think the ten yen would be enough for you
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: to get your your You're not to done, because this
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: dediquates to three hundred and eighty five thousand dollars. Yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: so I guess the fucking thing. Better get you done.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: But they are going to put them into like fancy
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: hotels and stuff like that, like the Japanese like to
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: get things done quickly, you know like that.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, although I would you know, we'd get round to
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: it now in a second time, because fifteen minutes of
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: a wash is not what i'd call, you know, jumping
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: the shower and get out.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. But they don't just describe it as
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: washing your body, being the Japanese and being unreal, they
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: describe it as washing your soul.
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: Are you sure they're not saying washing your hole? Well,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: where we get to this now. Every now and then
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: something like this pops up and reminds you that you're
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: living in the future. You see a car driving by
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: itself and you're like, a hah. You know, I always
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: thought there would be self driving cars in the future,
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: and now that there's one beeping at me to get
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: out of the way, it's just an unusual thing to do.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: So so be it with the human washing machine. Me
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: and Tom just said we'd take a little look and
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: when we were younger. I'm a forty five year old man.
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Tom recently minted forty five year old man. You're not
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: that far behind me twenty odd years ago. Do you
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: know what a human washing machine was called a bat? Yeah? Yeah,
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: And it seems strange to be in a world these
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: days where every house in Ireland has an en suite
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: and has a shower and has an electric shower and
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: all this kind of thing. I got it, tell you, brother,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: that was rarefied are when we were coming.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Up there was we were one of the odd people.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: Are they what I said? On the road? It was
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: early any fucking neighbors like we were.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: But because our house was relatively you, relatively new, it
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: is now a fifty year old house nearly, you know
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: what I mean when it's a forty plus year old house.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: It had two bathrooms and.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: This was this was a rare thing.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: It had a toilet toilet downstairs, and then the bathroom
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: was upstairs, and it was called the bathroom there because
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: there's a bat there.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: You go, and I can remember these things weren't named
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: for the crack.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Towm bets like bets. You would get a bright, big
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: and I don't know what's there more than one a week,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: to be honest, and that's the truth. But I don't
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: know what's the more than one a week. Maybe there
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: was two. I don't know. But I don't have a
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: lot of memories of being washed, an awful lot. And
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I remember the father getting a shower head thing, you know,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: he did this combo. No, they were like if you
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: imagine then they were nearly like the clusters for fitting
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: on to that cow's tea.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what they were.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: And you there were two rubber cups that would have
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: a wide pipe coming off and they'd meet as a
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: giner and they'd fit it. They'd feed a shower head
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and that this was hung loose in the back, hung
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: loose in the back, and that was the shower.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: That was the shower. Because I swear to God, like
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: you know, we came up in a time. Tom I'm sorry,
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: like you know, we're not like ancient old but this
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: is what it is to have lived in the fulcrum
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: of life from the nineteen eighties through the two thousands
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: to where we are now. In the middle of all that,
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: everything pivoted in the middle. Now everybody has a shower
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: in the house. But back then in Ireland the only
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: places that had showers were swimming pools and prisons. Yeah
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: that was it.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean we we would have communal showers.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: I suppose I probably had a shower board that because
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: they played sports quite young. But even as youngsters, you
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: wouldn't wash. You wouldn't bother your whole washing to you
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: or under twelves that you wouldn't be.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: Bothered because you wouldn't be paying, you know, three hundred
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: and sixty five thousand yen for the privileges of washing yourself.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: And you certainly wouldn't and what like, the facilities aren't great.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: It was just a cold room. It was just cowld
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: water like it wasn't it was ever never inviting. So
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: it was never a great idea to have a wash.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: It was horrible.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: And what we'll do right now is we'll just take
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: you back to Saturday night. We're gonna take you back
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: to Saturday night twenty five years ago, say twenty years ago.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: We're twenty one years of age.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get we get to that point.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you get there or there about. So we're
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: you know, conscientiously talking about washing ourselves. To go out
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: for a night out. Not you're not a young lad
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: eight years of age having to be dragged at the
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: bath and get in there and fucking wash yourself. You
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: purposely want to make yourself as clean as possible to
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: go out on a night out, because I'd be like you, Tom,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: I don't like we had a bat in the house
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: and you wash your hair with like a fucking rubber
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: hose that was up onto the I'm gonna tell you
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: one thing, Tom, I'm gonna tell you this right now.
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: You didn't do it every day.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: Christ of all.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: It's not like how I am now in the morning,
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: where like I have to go under a shower to
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: wake up getting out of the bed.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not It wasn't. It wasn't
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: that it wasn't an option. It was just well, it
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: wasn't an option, but it was a case of it
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't in the zeitgeist to be washing that often.
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell you I was. I was a working man.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: I got home and I washed my face, in the
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: back of my neck and my arms, and I consider
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: myself doing fairly all right there.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: But let's get to Saturday night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: so just like these these.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Lads sit in for fifteen minutes and get the spirit
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: sprits and in the human washing machine, like you know,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: you had your bat, tom ye had your shower. I
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: distinctly remember the introduction to the world of shampoo and
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: conditioner in one bottle.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh Jesus that that. But I mean I never
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: fully understood the concept of of.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know, not that I remember. The
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: ads was like take two bottles into the shower. No,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: And I was like number one, not having a shower bottle.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: You're talking about, what the fuck is that?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, j You know people, Joe,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: would you know it's nearly like the cliche. It's absolutely cliche.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: You know the Lynx kit you get off Nena for Christmas,
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: that's fucking delight.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Oh like like and even at that time, like I
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: want to tell you for the Lynx kit with the
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: with the with the scented showergell and shit like that,
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: not a thing, not a thing back then, I gotta
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: tell you, Like, I remember another ide distinctly I remember
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: was for Dove soap when that came out first, right,
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Dove's big thing was ordinary soap can dry your skin.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Dove is one quarter moisturizing skin moisturizing cream so it
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't dry your skin out. That was the big selling it.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: And I'm looking at this as a man who spent
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: the last twenty years washing his face with sunlight.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Soap, sunlight.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what the fuck are you people talking about?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: I do kind of like the smell of the sunlight.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: And you know the one, what's the one that's a
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: odd gee is a carboyte Yeah, it's a carbytes oup.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: I guess we're vegan.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I kind of get a I I kind
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: of get a go like a guy to get nostalgic.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: That one thing, I'll tell you one thing for the sunlights,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: the sunlight for those and I you know, for that
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: famous twenty year old Tom and Jerry audience. But the
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: bar of sunlight was about the size of an iPhone
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: only ticker and it was like pink and you you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: left it clean and dehydrated because it would draw moisture
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: out of your stomach.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Do you know what the packaging on it? And I'm
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: just looking it up here now it's hitting there again sunlight.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: You nearly think it contained cheese?
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like a block of calvita.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can get yeah, you can get yeah, Jesus,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you can still get it, by the way, you can
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: still absolutely get.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: It again, Yeah brilliant. Else would you wash cattle? But
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: come here, you mentioned link sets right, and people are
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: gonna laugh at this. I'm sorry, but we were the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: first human beings to lay our hands on links Africa.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: See, this is the thing, like Lynx is only on
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the go, like it isn't like brute or what's the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: old old old spice spice like your grandfather had them,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But Lynx was I mean,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: albeit it was our fucking old spice. Like so when
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: it arrived down the seat, it was like hold on,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: it's it stops you shtinking like a fucking dead badger.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: It stops you thinking. And not only that it's got
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: perfume in it. Oh no, no, no, it's not perfume. No,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: it's not manly sent And the women will smell it
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: and they'll be all over.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You like a rash with all the id suggested that
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: that gives himself a blast of it, and all of
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: a sudden, Amazon's come rounded it over the hill.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: After you Jay can't get up the street for women.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jesus Christ, do we need to hear anymore?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, spray as much of it as you want and
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: go to a non alcoho in the Oasis nightclub Carden
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: across the Amazons aren't throwing themselves such time. No, it
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: is true.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: So Lynx Africa came out in nineteen ninety five. I
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: remember having Lynks Inca going to America, right, I remember,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: and I thought I was the shit.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: I remember I was ninety ninety five. I would have
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: been about fifteen, and Lynx Africa came out and this
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: was to be the last word, like you'd never forget
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: about it. That this saying your dad's blue strata. This
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 2: is Lynks Africa. Forget about it. This is as a
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: human being.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Smile.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: And I gotta tell you they weren't far wrong. I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: love Links Africa.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: It's still all right. I'll tell you one thing now.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: All right, So we've gotten our body sprayed out. We've
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: had your half the bottle of it.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Also, we've had the.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Wash, whether it's with the actual a company of Links
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: our gel. But what do we do with the hair gear?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Because I had there was a few of on the
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: rugby team, and I didn't really need it because my
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: hair was wiry or whatever. But there was a hair
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: style at the time. I guess it was a style.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It didn't take a lot of effort,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: but there was a one product that we all used
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: on the same team. Go on, you take a shot
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: at what you think I used?
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Tom is a shock waves?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: No no, dear, no no no. We were country based there,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: but go bore countries. We were on the decks. What
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: what color decks is I use?
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Let mean I never I never played with tax all
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: that much.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: I know there was red in those blue so red
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: blue would be the hydraulic oil, you know what I mean.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: You'd pump it in, you pump it into the nipple.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: Green would be kind I think it was more of
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: a pummade was the green one. And then you had
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: the red jar that you could stick small children to
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: a fucking ball with.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: The you could go to the side of a highest van.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you put red in your hair on Monday,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: you could still style your hair on Saturday.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: It's I mean, I don't know, did it do something
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  Speaker 1: to my brain or something? Because I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, even though you used it once a week,
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  Speaker 1: but all the Washington the world was not getting that
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  Speaker 1: ship out for loving her fucking money. Like I remember
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  Speaker 1: being turned away from a barber's once going lead and
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  Speaker 1: soak that where we wash that ship out with boiling
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  Speaker 1: water for fucking twenty minutes with you because I can't
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  Speaker 1: cut your fucking hair with that thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'll breap it off, is what I can do.
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  Speaker 1: It'll break my fucking scissors. I was up.
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  Speaker 2: I was up the other side of it. I was
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  Speaker 2: up the other side of it, looking like ross from friends,
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  Speaker 2: you know the way it always soaking wet, because I
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  Speaker 2: had the wet look shock waves in it, and all
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  Speaker 2: it was was like it wasn't like dicks that would
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  Speaker 2: hold it would hold it for about fifteen minutes and
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  Speaker 2: then it would just flake.
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  Speaker 1: Like fuck, let's see that's what That's where we all
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  Speaker 1: dip their toe in the It was the shockwaves. At
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  Speaker 1: the beginning, it was a big do you remember the
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  Speaker 1: clear and it would be the greener pink and you
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  Speaker 1: could just take a slabor of this stuff out and
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  Speaker 1: run it through your hair and that once once I
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  Speaker 1: met the lads who were using deck store like this
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  Speaker 1: stuff is all weather top. It is literally the four
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  Speaker 1: G pitch of hair products. You can go to the
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  Speaker 1: fucking Arctic or the Sahara, excuse me, you can go
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  Speaker 1: anywhere in the world, be in any storm and this
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  Speaker 1: will survive. It was unyielding in its ability.
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  Speaker 2: But then you'll be all right.
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  Speaker 1: But the great thing also, I mean there was it
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  Speaker 1: was a win win, but it was almost like remember
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  Speaker 1: when Tioga stopped making bulletproof vehicles. I'm gonna say around
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  Speaker 1: two thousand and three, the Krenas of two thousand and two,
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  Speaker 1: the land Cruise of two thousand and one still going today.
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  Speaker 1: After that, they all went downhill a bit. You know why?
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  Speaker 1: That was Yes, too much money, don't losten too much
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  Speaker 1: money because there we're getting no after sales because they're like,
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  Speaker 1: these fucking things are military grade. We need to start
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  Speaker 1: making them a bit shite. That's where red DACKX was
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  Speaker 1: a complete failure on the product the company making it,
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  Speaker 1: because you would need like enough to do a NAT's
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  Speaker 1: arse and that would do your hair. You. Honestly, I
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  Speaker 1: had tins. This is no joke. I tins of it
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  Speaker 1: in college. I'd eighteen in college. That rusted at the
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  Speaker 1: bottom I had it that long. I mean, you only
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  Speaker 1: need a smidgeon of it, a smidgeon, and then you know, doubt.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be getting through your can of links every two days.
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  Speaker 1: I bet you if I rooted through the moves and
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  Speaker 1: all the rest. I bet you if I found there's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of bucks out in the garage that I'm
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  Speaker 1: frightened to look into because I'm guessing the stuff is
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  Speaker 1: just fit for the skip because of the stuff that
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  Speaker 1: I've just stuff that I've forgotten about. I bet you
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  Speaker 1: it's someplace in there there's a fucking can of dex.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, and there you go. Guys, we've saved
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  Speaker 2: all that done time, you might if you had time
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  Speaker 2: brush your heat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that wasn't I mean much later in life,
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  Speaker 1: I introduced the electric twoe. Brushing out of it was
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  Speaker 1: a game changers, Like I don't think I would have
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  Speaker 1: got out, Actually, I would have stayed at home, staying
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  Speaker 1: brushing my teeth. If this thing was so fucking nice.
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, what can I say? Jerry? You might put
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  Speaker 1: up a picture that that ball washing machine because essentially
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  Speaker 1: every bloke listening to this, no woman is going to
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  Speaker 1: trust the full body washing machine because be like, won't
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  Speaker 1: get my hair done right and any bloke is thinking
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  Speaker 1: Number one, make sure you get me balls spotless. That's
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  Speaker 1: all so for three hundred and eighty five thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it probably will. But at the same time,
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  Speaker 1: if you wouldn't mind.
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  Speaker 2: Nearly five thousand dollars, I want to get me a
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  Speaker 2: non scorpio, non drug guy.
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  Speaker 1: Two sons for the picture of that Trump and his
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  Speaker 1: fucking demands up as well, jer, just to see if
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