The Drunkest Newscast - #740 Part 2
Dog Mauling: USPS worker breaks down on a remote road and in horrific fashion gets mauled by a pack of dogs.
Drunk Newscaster: Heather Kovar gives the most entertainment local news report ever by simply showing up drunk.
McDonalds Murder Suspect: Some She Hulk talks leads us to a murder suspect that called the police to McDonalds over cold fries.
A PILE OF SHIT HAS A THOUSAND EYES!, STAND BY ME!, NOFX!, THE LONGEST LINE!, STREETLIGHT MANIFESTO!, BOWLING FOR SOUP!, I HAVE DOWNS!, DON'T LET ME DOWN!, THE BEATLES!, SOUNDS OF A BLACK HOLE JIM!, DEAF COMMUNITY!, HANDICAP!, CLASSICAL RETARD!…
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