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The Gospel of Donald: Flipping Through The MAGA Translation Bible

A previously undiscovered version of the Christian scriptures was recently unearthed during renovations of a Mar-a-Lago bathroom.

This new ‘MAGA Translation’ contains the ‘Gospel According to Don,’ ‘Book of 2 Republicans, and of course, ‘Insurrections.’

The text’s genesis is said to be around the time of the 2016 Presidential Campaign, just after Donald Trump secured the GOP nomination. They now comprise the sacred text of millions of white Evangelicals, tired of the restrictive demands of a compassionate, generous, loving Savior and looking for a Jesus-free Christianity.

Below are excerpts…

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