Latest / Tigs Bits Podcast / Epic Adventures, Viral Chicken Salad, Ted Turner's TV Secret & More
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- 0:00I've sent A7 O five first pitch, but well, that's a bad number.
- 0:05Seven O 7. Yeah, much, much better.
- 0:08First, you know, TBS always rocked differently back in the
- 0:11day. Every show started at seven O 5
- 0:15or every game started at 7 O 5635.
- 0:19Never was like 7. Never on the top of the hour or
- 0:22the bottom of the hour. I know five off the off the
- 0:25edge. Like, why do you think Ted
- 0:27Turner did that? I can tell you why.
- 0:29I think I know why. Actually, that's a great
- 0:31question. And this is probably why.
- 0:35There was live entertainment and he knew that people would start
- 0:37to channel, surf all the networks and everything kind of
- 0:41go to the same commercial breaks at the same time.
- 0:44If you think about it like if you if you're on the big three
- 0:46on a Sunday night, bam, you goes to a commercial, you're watching
- 0:51a show, not live sports, but you're watching a show.
- 0:54It's all the same. So I think he figured out he
- 0:57could nail that in between with the surfers and that kind of is
- 1:01the demographic that I think he brought in if you think about
- 1:04it. That he could also block it.
- 1:07Yeah, maybe he blocked out some surfing too, by ending things a
- 1:09little later. You know what I mean?
- 1:10Like a very true two or three later.
- 1:12Like keep a more captive. I don't know.
- 1:14It was definitely unique. It's the only station I've ever
- 1:18seen that did that consistently with every single show.
- 1:21You know what I mean? I don't care because I dream of
- 1:23Jeannie Bewitched, Gilligan's Island, you know, Atlanta Braves
- 1:28baseball, whatever it was wrestling, you know, like, by
- 1:31the way, we're live, Blasey. I mean, we do.
- 1:34Look everybody, this is how we we do this.
- 1:37And a lot of times, and we we've been saying this lately, we just
- 1:40forget to press record. We just dive into like hell we
- 1:44did you think we talked about this times of timeslot thing,
- 1:49but it's a good. Point and that's exactly why and
- 1:51now I kind of want to go and validate it and and make well
- 1:54you know and and I'll tell you what started it as I was
- 1:56actually over there all right so I made it back in time today
- 2:00where were. You exactly so I mean, I, I
- 2:03where, where is this place? Yeah, so this morning I took
- 2:07Hale and his friend Aiden. I was like, listen, I got to go
- 2:10to my mom's. She's managed to.
- 2:12One lawn mower won't crank with a battery.
- 2:14I just put a new battery and it won't crank.
- 2:16The other one she managed her zero turn to go buy a sheet.
- 2:19She had laid on the ground dragging some leaves around.
- 2:22She got too close to it. Wrap the blade, you know the
- 2:25sheet up on the blade. So now she's down all lawn
- 2:27mower. So I was like, look, I'll come
- 2:28out there tomorrow. So I told the boys, let's go up
- 2:30to OP, let me get these lawn mowers straight.
- 2:32So I got both lawn mowers worked out and then I'm going to take
- 2:34y'all down to Holmes Creek, which is in Holmes County, which
- 2:39is north of Ebro, about 20 minutes.
- 2:41You know where Ebro is, right where the dog track is and used
- 2:43to be the dog. I know where Ebro is.
- 2:45Yes, Yes, yeah. I.
- 2:49Doubt everybody in this room knows where Ebro is, but yes
- 2:52100. Percent yeah.
- 2:53It's so Cypress Springs is a spring head that starts this
- 2:56whole operation and and it did it just it's a great place.
- 3:00We went canoeing there Monday, but these Jack clowns left their
- 3:04life fest and left their Crocs up there, Noah and Hell did.
- 3:09So we had to go back and get them.
- 3:11So that's why I was trying to make a loop.
- 3:12So dude it's cheaper to just buy new Crocs.
- 3:15But no, no, no, it wasn't because I want to go back there
- 3:17and let them swim because at the end of the canoe trip is what
- 3:19you saw, which is that giant platform and they got a diving
- 3:23board, they got a slide, they got this rope swing that's
- 3:25insane. Takes you out over the middle of
- 3:27the river. I wish I had this 5 bucks show
- 3:29gonna do that. Right now, so I paid.
- 3:31Them $5 and we went and tore that thing up today, you know
- 3:34so. You went there the other day
- 3:35too, didn't you? That's what I said.
- 3:36I went there Monday so I had to. Go back to I mean that's that he
- 3:39sent me this video. I wish I had it queued up, but
- 3:44but he got you got out there and you swung on this rope and I
- 3:47think you kind of just you, it looks like you lost your
- 3:50momentum and. You, your legs start flipping.
- 3:54It's a much longer pendulum type swing than what you expect.
- 3:58I mean, it's a crank. It's not a crane, but it's just
- 4:00a big giant bar that goes out. It ain't just a tree rope swing
- 4:03like this is a platform. You jump off and you got, you
- 4:05better have momentum or you're going to go right into the earth
- 4:07right there. How?
- 4:08High is that platform at least 12/12/15 feet.
- 4:11That's about that's about right. If I had to guess, it's about 13
- 4:14feet, you know, just staring at it.
- 4:15And so yeah, then, but it takes you way out because the connect
- 4:18point is on out in the river. So you get way out.
- 4:20Now today I did much better. I got where I was releasing at
- 4:24the highest point and actually launching up in the air and not
- 4:27coming back down and coming down with a weird belly flop, you
- 4:30know, so. Do we have video?
- 4:32Hopefully. You know we don't for future.
- 4:34Use no one took a video. Not today, because it was just
- 4:37us 3 and so no. And we were up on the platform
- 4:40and we were we were attacking, we were playing this game like
- 4:42when we go off next, we'll go off and we'd all, you know, try
- 4:44to go off as fast as we could. But we had a blast, man.
- 4:49It was nice. But I made it back to studio,
- 4:51got in, was checking out a little bit at prime time with
- 4:54Alex Stein and then was hoping to get in good ending now on his
- 4:58freestyle raps. That's why I told you I'd be in
- 4:59at 7:05. I was like, let me watch the end
- 5:01of the show. So that's that's how we got to
- 5:03the Ted Turner start. Maybe we do all our lives at
- 5:057:05 from now on. We will.
- 5:07I mean, they'll officially always be posted at 7:00, but
- 5:10y'all, I think they probably Chad's figured out we're
- 5:13casually late. You don't want to try the Ted.
- 5:15You don't want to try the Ted Turner technique.
- 5:18You we could do it at 7:05, but I think we'll show up at 7:10.
- 5:22I mean, I know us, I know us. We show up though.
- 5:27That's the main thing. We freaking we do show up and so
- 5:30does the chat, man. The chat is in here live.
- 5:33We've got Hillbilly 88, Texas Hillbilly.
- 5:36That dude is awesome. Of course, Paul Rogers with us.
- 5:41As always, we've got Bubba Fan, 69, says yo-yo, yo-yo MF or what
- 5:48is up? Henry, a resident shark expert,
- 5:53is in the house. Yeah, man, Bubba Fan makes a
- 5:56good point. Why?
- 5:58Why is your mother mowing her own grass?
- 6:03Man, dude, she kind of like dude, she's she's I'm not going
- 6:07to give her age, but she's not a young, you know, she's not super
- 6:11young anymore, but she likes to get out and get after it.
- 6:13Man, she got a nice zero turn. I go up there.
- 6:16She's like today when she's riding on a toy, she's playing.
- 6:20She is, she is riding on toy. She gets there's like an empty
- 6:23lot that I kind of Bush hog with this older mower and I fit and
- 6:26soon as I got it going, I've I'd already done it the other day
- 6:28and I just cut it again. But she likes to cut the grass
- 6:30around the house. Dude, she she know she's.
- 6:32Hey, she's very capable. I mean she's highly capable.
- 6:34She's hey, I mean, I'm think I think we're all envisioning her
- 6:39just behind the push mower push. You know what I mean?
- 6:42Like she's on the fine, fine 0 terminal and get after it
- 6:46absolutely get the hell after it.
- 6:49Scag mower deals. Yes, airplane Willie is in the
- 6:54house. How's our audio, everybody?
- 6:56Because like like we we always say, are we pretty balanced?
- 7:00Can you hear blasty? Well, I sound loud.
- 7:02I may need to turn it down. I don't know.
- 7:06Does he need to turn it up? You know, it's it's it's this
- 7:08thing that we do every show now. But I would rather get it out of
- 7:11the way and get it fixed. Anyhow, Henry says if his mother
- 7:16could, she'd be in the yard every day.
- 7:18Look, I get it. There's some people that love
- 7:20that. I audio's great, Henry says.
- 7:22Perfect. All right, I, I hate it.
- 7:27Just bottom line, I have a, it takes me an hour to do my yard.
- 7:32If I had the right tools, I could do it in 25 minutes.
- 7:35I just, I have just, you know, little battery packs and shit
- 7:40like that, but I have a little push mower doesn't it takes me
- 7:43literally like 5 to 7 minutes to cut my grass.
- 7:47It's no big deal and I don't mind doing it here, but I did it
- 7:50enough when I was a kid cutting acres and it would take, I would
- 7:55cut my granddaddy's yard and it was on this old Cub
- 7:58International tractor from the 60s.
- 8:01He loved this thing. It had this belly mower on it
- 8:05and with him I had to go in a row and when I got to the end of
- 8:10the row, instead of like squaring it off, you know what I
- 8:12mean, Making a big square and just doing that.
- 8:15Now I had to go down. I could make like 3 rows so I'd
- 8:19have space and I would have to go there, turn around, back up
- 8:23and then come back up that road, you know, like I'm striping.
- 8:27It's what I was doing. But that's finally, as he got
- 8:32older, I was like, I mean, Green Day, I can cut this grass in
- 8:35half of the time if if I just don't have to do that.
- 8:40And I mean, I don't mind, but I was at the also cutting my dad's
- 8:43grass. That next door was not as big,
- 8:47but it still took about, I don't know, 2 1/2, three hours.
- 8:50And then by the time you weed eat it all, I mean, it was a
- 8:51full day to do it. I was a kid.
- 8:55Of course I was the one doing it.
- 8:58I didn't mind it at all. But I had enough of that crap.
- 9:01So yeah. Yeah.
- 9:02But I think, well, those zero turn mowers would be a lot of
- 9:05fun. Man, those things are those
- 9:07things are special. You know, like I just got an
- 9:09electric mower here, this my lot here and hammock, yeah, pretty
- 9:12big similar, but it's at the edge of where push mowers plenty
- 9:17and still about 45 minutes of cutting right.
- 9:19But like, yeah, riding mower is probably just too much, you
- 9:21know, I mean you. Have a much bigger backyard I
- 9:24mean that's a lot bigger than what I've got, but that's really
- 9:28that's it. Your front is about as much as I
- 9:30have to cut at your. I enjoy cutting it, honestly I
- 9:33do and but I'm. Make my oldest one, cut it.
- 9:36What's that make him? But yeah, I do make him and so.
- 9:39But it's fun. I enjoy drinking coffee and
- 9:41sitting there watching him cut grass.
- 9:42Oh yeah, that's how Mark at it like this like happening next.
- 9:45Year what you do like no, you got to cut out around that cut
- 9:47out around that first the. Hell's wrong.
- 9:50I'm yelling at him, you know, across the yard, looking at me.
- 9:53You're not cutting outlook, you're leaving blades of grass.
- 9:56Senior senior field correspondent Riley Salter will
- 10:00be mowing the shit out of the yard next year, I can assure you
- 10:03of that. We've gone over some things.
- 10:05We wanted to get this badass weed eater.
- 10:09So neighbor, his neighbor, our neighbor, they were going to cut
- 10:12grass in the neighborhood this summer.
- 10:15My neighbor TJ has a badass electric mower and that thing is
- 10:18awesome. I've cut with it self-propelled.
- 10:21It's like like a damn Cadillac, you know, And it just with
- 10:24battery packs like this big on it, you know, it's one of those
- 10:27deals. It's awesome.
- 10:29Whenever mine dies finally, I'm 100% that's the way I'm I'm
- 10:33going for sure. I feel they're safer and all of
- 10:36that stuff. So anyhow, they were going to
- 10:37mow with that. I was going to get them a good
- 10:40weed eater, battery powered and all that and they're like $400
- 10:44to get a good Milwaukee tools one and stuff like you can get
- 10:48them cheaper than that. But I mean, if you're going to
- 10:51do it, do it right is the way that I like to to do things.
- 10:55So any I didn't get those, I've been limping through my own yard
- 10:59because I realized, man, he's only 12 years old.
- 11:02But I mean now I was probably 12 years old when I started.
- 11:06I told him I said, dude, you're playing football now, get ready.
- 11:09You're 13 next year, you're cutting the grass next summer.
- 11:13Daddy's done. This is.
- 11:14His time. It is time.
- 11:15Yeah, it is. It is.
- 11:16Yeah. Wait, did you talk about 5 to 7
- 11:18minutes? Is that what you just told me?
- 11:19Oh, I started Thunder. We may have a little storm
- 11:21coming up here. Oh.
- 11:22They're, they're storming all around us.
- 11:24Oh, my friend Mallory is in the chat.
- 11:27Mallory. Big shout out to Mallory.
- 11:30She got me off of off my writer's block.
- 11:33Blasey, you and I talked about that when I was in Florida.
- 11:36Like we just kind of, we started over thinking everything.
- 11:40Yeah, we were running wide ass open.
- 11:44And then the whole thing with Bubba hit us.
- 11:48And then we start like, oh shit. We got to make a whole other
- 11:51show for Bubba, which was fine. I don't mind doing that at all.
- 11:57And then we still have our show. Oh, by the way, at the exact
- 12:00same time, this whole TV deal hit us.
- 12:03Yeah. And it's just all coming at all
- 12:05angles. And we had to figure out our
- 12:07groove and what. And we, we, we told everybody
- 12:10that give us some time. Let us figure this out.
- 12:14And I tell you, I think we, we, we really kind of started, kind
- 12:19of started, kind of started figuring it out and, and it's
- 12:22starting to rock'n'roll. Dude.
- 12:23We have had some, we've had some social media posts and we're
- 12:27going to get into that here in a little bit and talk about some
- 12:29of this stuff. But we've had things that have
- 12:31been blowing up from the cornhole toss of course on to
- 12:36brisket videos and I've met with a chicken salad cat that's like
- 12:41chicken salads just viral right now.
- 12:43It's insane. So yeah, we're going to get into
- 12:46all of that, but shout out to my pal Mao who absolutely we've
- 12:52been chatting She's she's also CB properties is what she she's
- 12:57the marketing person for that and her husband and they are
- 13:01building property on Toledo Bend and it is amazing development to
- 13:06the app. I've been telling you about her.
- 13:08Yeah, she's awesome. She is very awesome.
- 13:11If y'all ever want to retire to Toledo Bend and look at places
- 13:14that is the go. Look this stuff up.
- 13:17Facebook, TikTok, all of that but dude.
- 13:20I think. I think it calls for a shot of
- 13:22some alpha. It does call for a shot of
- 13:24alpha, and let me tell you why, Blasey.
- 13:26Let me tell you why. I'm talking about Toledo Ben.
- 13:29You're talking about Alpha. We have merged these two things.
- 13:34As you know, I love Toledo Ben. They're a sponsor of ours now,
- 13:38Blasey, Starting on this week, they are now a sponsor of ours.
- 13:45They sure as hell are. And we'll show that commercial.
- 13:48Start to grow little wings here, you know what I mean?
- 13:50We are, we are, we are soon like little little flat there.
- 13:55It's just unbelievable. We have some other sponsors
- 13:58coming on board too. We do.
- 14:00Yes, we do. Like I'm going to name them.
- 14:03We're going to show them here in a minute.
- 14:05But like the Flora Bama, like, Oh yeah, Flora Bama is now a
- 14:11part of the Tigs Bits Empire, if you will.
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- 14:20Nothing like it on earth. And now they are a sponsor of
- 14:23Tigs Bits. Not even close to yes, they are
- 14:27a sponsor of Tigs Bits. And if that wasn't enough
- 14:31kidding me, well we first of all, we can't forget our friends
- 14:36at Boil Balls. Boil balls.
- 14:38They're still sitting. We can't forget our friends at
- 14:40Boil Balls. Absolutely every show.
- 14:43Everything's still rocking and rolling.
- 14:44Yes, there is crawfish season's over, but they have burners,
- 14:48jets, paddles. Those paddles alone are worth
- 14:51getting for anything else. They have seasoning.
- 14:54They have all of that stuff. They have more than just the
- 14:57little ring that sprays water on your pot.
- 14:59They're much more in there. We got crab.
- 15:02You still want to soak everything.
- 15:03You don't want everything to sit there and just as you're trying
- 15:06to get the flavor injected into it, just overcook them.
- 15:08That's exactly right down still, no matter what exactly right.
- 15:11I had some good crabs Sunday night.
- 15:14My my neighbors Shane and Renee, which I'll talk more about Renee
- 15:17and how this whole thing developed with chicken salad
- 15:19here in a minute. But they had crabs, barbecued
- 15:23crabs put them, they barbecued them, Italian dressing and all
- 15:28this stuff they did. It was fantastic.
- 15:30Speaking of crabs, but another sponsor and it's like they've
- 15:35just saw everything's just coming and popping them.
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- 15:41Turtle Box I mean. Wait, that Turtle Box on board
- 15:45here too? Dude, you're talking about a
- 15:46great product. I don't have one, but I've seen
- 15:49him. I've seen him an we're.
- 15:50Going to have one that is the best, you know, outdoor speaker.
- 15:54Well, we saw him at the beach the other day.
- 15:56You see him at the beach all the time.
- 15:58I my JD Marsh, he, he has one there.
- 16:02They've been sponsored by him. It's the Yeti of the outdoor
- 16:06speaker. That's exactly what it is.
- 16:08Yeah, that is exactly what it is.
- 16:09And you can get two of them. Make it stereo.
- 16:12You don't need two of them, though.
- 16:13One is loud, one is loud. It it works.
- 16:16It works just fine. It works just fine.
- 16:19But yeah, two of them. And it's even better.
- 16:21But yeah, man, what the Hell's happening?
- 16:24What? Man?
- 16:25Good things happen. You know what I mean?
- 16:27Good things are happening is what's happening.
- 16:29I mean, it's you know, like I said, our our wings are are
- 16:31sprouting out a little bit. They are a little get a little
- 16:34lift off. Hey, I do want to mention this
- 16:36as we're talking about wings. This is this kind of little
- 16:38sentimental deal. So there's this I had these
- 16:41dove. I think I've told you about
- 16:42these, Dove, and you saw them when you were here that were out
- 16:44here. Oh, Oh yes.
- 16:46Yes. Update I've been.
- 16:48Watching these dove man for like over, I mean before I went down
- 16:51to Tampa, these dove were here and they laid eggs Baba dove and
- 16:54watching the, you know, watching them work together.
- 16:57Then they hatched. I think when you were here
- 16:59they'd already hatched, right? Yeah, they were a little bit
- 17:01they. Hatched and then there was an
- 17:03incident on the day that we left where there was like a bloodied.
- 17:06But that was actually just, that was just a remnants I come to
- 17:09find out there was nothing wrong.
- 17:10There was nothing wrong. That was just yeah, everything's
- 17:13fine. Yeah, like it came out of its
- 17:14shell or. Whatever.
- 17:15And yes, that's all that was and got it.
- 17:19So it's interesting. The other day, on Sunday, I saw
- 17:24those, those dove out there Saturday.
- 17:27And on Sunday, you know, unfortunately, dude, my dog of
- 17:3118 years died, Chloe. So sorry.
- 17:33Sweet Chloe. Chloe.
- 17:34No, no, no, man, she was a great dog.
- 17:36Great life. Oh, yeah, fantastic life.
- 17:39But I'm glad I got to see her again.
- 17:41And just it's kind of just so cool, man.
- 17:43I thought the same day that she died, you know, one life ended
- 17:46and another life began. They flew out of their nest and
- 17:49they're and they left. Oh, nice.
- 17:51So I hadn't seen them since Sunday.
- 17:53And so I was like, man, that's kind of wild.
- 17:55You know, Chloe's gone and now they're gone.
- 17:58I was like, but, you know, that's just the cycle and circle
- 18:00of life, right? So circle of life today, guess
- 18:02what? Those two dogs are back.
- 18:05The babies are back. They're out here in the beside
- 18:08the fence. The mom is on the other side of
- 18:10the fence in the neighbor's yard.
- 18:11I swear she was training them like she said over there and
- 18:14refused to come get them, making them there, making them work to
- 18:18fly over that fence to get to her.
- 18:19Like it was just like a little training exercise.
- 18:21That's what I figured out. That's what she's doing.
- 18:23She's over there just like, no, I'm not coming to get you.
- 18:25They're just bouncing up and down the fence.
- 18:27That's the first time I've seen them since Sunday so.
- 18:30Well, that's. Good.
- 18:30They're that's cool, man. They're back.
- 18:32They're. I love it.
- 18:33Dub that was so cool watching those.
- 18:34Dub I think we're going to have to add that to it to everything.
- 18:39Look like Bubba Bubba fan 69. The most important sponsor in
- 18:44zero doubt about that is the bub of the love Sponge show.
- 18:49Yes, hands down, of course and the Bubba army.
- 18:51No, that goes without saying. Alpha Yeah, we don't think we'd
- 18:55forget about that. Never.
- 18:57That's absolutely never. Never, never.
- 19:00No, just these are the these are the latest commercials that will
- 19:03be running on the Tigsbit show. Let me read.
- 19:05I think I should, if that's what I'm saying, Blasey, we do these
- 19:09shows to where they're all the same.
- 19:12Like, we just do our show, yes. And then we kind of forget what
- 19:16show we're in. We may run an alpha commercial
- 19:18too. Why would the hell wouldn't we
- 19:21run an alpha commercial? Did I've already made one?
- 19:23I love the alpha and I did not take it because Blasey's using
- 19:28it so much and he doesn't love Cologne, but I was thinking that
- 19:32he would only get it, love it, whatever, and then he'd never
- 19:35use it. But he's I mean, it's just
- 19:37become a prop. So I got to I got to get it
- 19:40there. Texas hillbilly.
- 19:41I'm glad you bring that up, brother.
- 19:43We do need to set up super chats.
- 19:45Would love to have that. We are.
- 19:47So, yeah, come close. We're trying to get in there.
- 19:52Look, we've got these videos that we put that we're putting
- 19:55out. That's where the watch hours
- 19:56come from. They don't come from the little
- 19:58short clips, which those are great.
- 20:00Those are fun. We're getting lots of views on
- 20:02those things. They help.
- 20:04They help bring new people in. But man, it's the watch hours on
- 20:07our full content and we're putting 3-4 different things out
- 20:11a week. I know who everybody that's in
- 20:13here right now is watching it. But if you're watching this.
- 20:16After the fact, please go and watch some of that stuff give it
- 20:19a like share these things because we're so close we want
- 20:23to receive super chats because as you will hear in our Bubba
- 20:28and our exclusive Bubba show that looks like it'll be
- 20:31dropping tomorrow blasey we never know we never know it
- 20:35looks like it may drop while we're doing this but.
- 20:39It hadn't dropped before we did this.
- 20:41It has not dropped as of. Now, it has not dropped, at
- 20:44least as in the last 30 minutes that we're aware of, but we
- 20:49don't care. By the way, we don't care.
- 20:52I sent it to Seth this morning so I highly doubted it was going
- 20:55to. Go.
- 20:55How could I guess do we have on that one though?
- 20:59Dude, that was a fun 1. So it's a good one we had.
- 21:03We have our boy Kurt. Damn it, what's his?
- 21:07Name Yeah, a News Nation man. Yeah, A Good News Nation, Kurt.
- 21:10Kurt Bardella. Hurt Bardela.
- 21:12Yes, I watched him. I saw him on this evening.
- 21:15He's fantastic. Look, let's just let's get the
- 21:19let's let the cat out of the bag here address the elephant in the
- 21:23room. He may not be everybody's cup of
- 21:25tea that follows our show, and that's OK.
- 21:30He's been known to be a little bit politically divisive in the
- 21:33past. We but this interview that I
- 21:35would have never known that like we didn't talk.
- 21:38We talked about politics. We definitely talked about
- 21:42politics. But we also talked about, like,
- 21:44what we all talk about, too on the show all the time.
- 21:46It's like, hey, there's way more here that unites us than divides
- 21:49us. And both parties have done a
- 21:51great job of dividing us. And he's one of those that fully
- 21:53believes, like, I mean, there's no reason you can't be a little
- 21:56bit more left or a little bit more right?
- 21:57And we still all get along and have a good time, correct?
- 21:59He's proof of that, man. Like we had to.
- 22:01I mean, we talked about how comparing politics to wrestling
- 22:04and like how it's the same thing.
- 22:06It was such a cool interview. I'm glad you.
- 22:08Bring that up honest man, I thought it was so cool.
- 22:10I mean, he was a. Cool cat place.
- 22:12It's almost, it's almost like you had a script of what I was
- 22:16going to do and you didn't. But this is, I think this shows
- 22:19Mal. This shows how damn much we're
- 22:22back In Sync. TM Machine, you know, I would
- 22:25say people on the right and the left in media like they aren't
- 22:28as right and left as they pretend to be, that is.
- 22:31Correct heels, baby faces, the. Production and they make and
- 22:34they make turns and they'll be, Yep, they work the gimmick and
- 22:37they'll make a heel turn or a face turn when needed for
- 22:41whatever purpose they need to use it for.
- 22:43It is nothing but wrestling that's going on there, you know?
- 22:46What I mean, I have told people, I say this all the time, if you
- 22:49don't understand politics today, just take three hours, watch
- 22:54Monday Night Raw on the USA Network or smack down on Fox and
- 22:58it will all make sense because that's what it is.
- 23:00It's like you might as well just say like, hey, Marjorie Taylor
- 23:03Green, she's based, she's Charlotte Flair.
- 23:05You know, the, you know, Donald Trump might as well be Stone
- 23:09Cold Steve Austin, Joe Biden is Ric Flair.
- 23:12I mean like that's what this is. Alright, it's 100%.
- 23:17Right. That's so good.
- 23:18It was so, yeah, so true, dude. So true.
- 23:22It is. I mean, what a damn professional
- 23:24once again. So we didn't get to tell this
- 23:27side of the story. Blacy, how did this happen?
- 23:30Oh, go. Oh my gosh, you know, literally.
- 23:33So we're we had already planned to record it.
- 23:35What I think was to record at 131 thirty.
- 23:38Yeah. And so already planned, we
- 23:40planned like what topics we're going to talk about.
- 23:42We got a guide, what we're going to follow and everything.
- 23:45And then suddenly I get a call from Jr. and this is like, man,
- 23:49I don't know, maybe one 10115 like we're about 10-15 minutes
- 23:52away from going. He's like, hey man, got us a
- 23:56guest coming in. He can't get here till two.
- 23:58He tells me who he is. And I was like, sounds good to
- 24:01me, man. You know, I'm not going to say
- 24:02no, this sounds great, man. I have zero prep on this guy,
- 24:05You know what I mean? And let's be honest, I've never
- 24:07watched that Channel ever up till now.
- 24:09It's like, and I'd heard of him, yeah, like, but I don't know
- 24:12anything about him. I'm like, let's do it.
- 24:14Let's so. I know he's like, OK.
- 24:18You can't say no, He said no. I got it.
- 24:20But dude, I mean, props to Jr. is like, you got to run point on
- 24:23this brother. I was like, I'm gonna jump in
- 24:24where I can. I'll look at a few things real
- 24:26quick and we'll have fun with. It zero prep but that sometimes
- 24:30when we do our best work blasey. I thought it was a great show
- 24:33and I thought they all did a phenomenal job running point, as
- 24:35he should have in that situation.
- 24:38And then we jumped in and then Kurt, like he said, he's just
- 24:40such a pro. He just, it's kind of like Marty
- 24:43Smith type deal. You just kind of turn him on and
- 24:44let him go. It's a good show, you know.
- 24:46I mean, I just said it was just like Marty Smith.
- 24:49That's how damn good this dude is.
- 24:51Is that we you're just sitting there and the next thing you
- 24:55know, you're just having a conversation with someone who
- 24:57they've kind of taken control of the narrative of this.
- 25:00Not really the narrative because it we we Jr. was really good at
- 25:04bringing it back to some craziness to bring it back to a
- 25:07Tigs bits kind of show and ask good questions and stuff,
- 25:11because they got really got into music and that did go into
- 25:15stuff. You know, I mean, while we're
- 25:18doing this place, see, I mean, you know, I've I've got more
- 25:23show. I mean, you know.
- 25:24I thought it was great. I want to go back and listen to
- 25:26this show because I felt like when I was in it, I was just
- 25:29trying to stay engaged enough, but not.
- 25:31I know. Yeah, You know, it's like.
- 25:33I didn't want to interrupt or because he was and because you
- 25:37could interject and this was, this is one of the best parts.
- 25:42It's at the very end like this. It's the end of the show.
- 25:46Jr. coming in. I love how he mentioned in the
- 25:49beginning, you know, we like to play this game.
- 25:52Little bits of controversy, like you think the shit.
- 25:54We've had enough time to put together a little bits of
- 25:57controversy with this. Controversy.
- 26:00I mean, I would love to. I'd put something together, but
- 26:02I've got none. I got zero.
- 26:03I'll look at them like it's funny to look down at my page
- 26:05right here. I've got guest sponsors content
- 26:08that's always written on my page dude.
- 26:09That is, that is what a handler does.
- 26:12He knows #1 I already know his answer.
- 26:15He knows. Come on, guys, I know that
- 26:17you're going to fly and you're going to do this.
- 26:19And I don't, I can't talk without pausing, but he can.
- 26:21But you know, he's, he knew that it would be fine, that we would
- 26:26have zero issues talking to this guy.
- 26:29And he was correct. He was absolutely, he wouldn't
- 26:31put us in a bad position is what I'm what I'm getting at.
- 26:34He knows how to handle things. He knows how to handle dude.
- 26:37He knows how to handle. Let's see.
- 26:40All right, so here we go. This was the funnest.
- 26:43Last question for you though, Curtis, I knew I want to start
- 26:46doing with everybody. There was some big, big names
- 26:48you just dropped there. Who is the biggest name or most
- 26:52well known person that you have in your cell phone?
- 27:00Probably. OK, I'm going to give you 2
- 27:04answers. At one point in time, it was
- 27:07Kobe Bryant. Wow.
- 27:11And and the story behind that? I guessed his e-mail address one
- 27:17time, sent him an e-mail, he responded like holy shit that
- 27:23worked? Are you kidding me?
- 27:24What? Are you kidding me?
- 27:25I'm not so so and then started a rapport with him about some
- 27:31stuff and then I would say, you know, I think there are you can
- 27:36make a case that maybe Mark Cuban might be the biggest.
- 27:42Wow. Pretty daggum big one.
- 27:44Yeah, pretty big one. Yeah, it's pretty big.
- 27:46It's like I'm kind of torn. So it's either Mark or McGraw.
- 27:50It's like one of those two. Tim McGraw would be one, too.
- 27:54So y'all just thought, y'all just thought I knew some people.
- 27:57You know what I mean? It's not about it's not about
- 28:00what you know, it's who you know.
- 28:01And I know Kurt and Kurt knows everybody.
- 28:03So that's. Awesome.
- 28:05We'll have Kurt back on again, so this is going to be a wild,
- 28:08wild. Electoral.
- 28:09You're going to have to be our resident.
- 28:11Be your DC correspondent. That's what that's it for takes.
- 28:15Beneficial title. Oh, yes, we do have a decision
- 28:19to double down on that. And he has another thing coming.
- 28:22Dude, I think it's exactly what I said after that, but we mean
- 28:25it. We got to get him some Tigsbits
- 28:27gear. We got to get him through gutter
- 28:28geared up. So then he can just throw that
- 28:30thing over to do a quick correspondent piece for us.
- 28:32We can come in live. He can be standing out front of
- 28:34the White House. You know what I mean?
- 28:36Like we didn't update here, Kurt, you know, and then not get
- 28:39an update on the presidential race.
- 28:41Let's talk about what's going on in country music from the White
- 28:44House. How could that be?
- 28:45Or from whatever we're not. We know, we know.
- 28:49We we kind of been skirting tap dancing around politics a little
- 28:53bit. That's OK.
- 28:54We're going to just talk about it because you damn well better
- 28:57believe we're going to talk about the Democratic National
- 29:00Convention. Now, that's going to be fun.
- 29:03There apparently will be debates.
- 29:05That's going to be fun. How are we not going to talk
- 29:07about that, Placey? You know what I'm looking the
- 29:10most forward to though, whenever we do these lives and the way
- 29:14that things have seemed to have developed for our flow of the
- 29:18show. I'm going to guess the fact that
- 29:20I'm actually a presidential write in candidate now.
- 29:23They've been saying that. Lawrence are my campaign
- 29:26managers. We haven't talked about my
- 29:27presidential run yet, but other than that, what do you have?
- 29:30That is we, you and I did talk about that, and that is one of
- 29:34them #2 and I'm vice presidential candidates.
- 29:37Yes, absolutely. And of course, that it's
- 29:40official now. I didn't know we were letting
- 29:42that out. Number two.
- 29:43Yeah, I don't remember. I mean, that just completely
- 29:47blew away. I forgot about that, Blasey.
- 29:50I forgot that we were going to run the country and that the
- 29:52whole Tigs Bits 2024 campaign. Yeah, I mean, I know we're up to
- 29:58so last presidential cycle. My buddy, he's actually a pretty
- 30:02big, you know, old school, more damn than, you know, new school.
- 30:05So he's kind of over a lot of stuff.
- 30:06So he started a big campaign. I got at least 15 votes last
- 30:10year as a write in candidate and then so now he partnered with my
- 30:14other buddy David Bench Abbott and they've come together really
- 30:17big campaign. I think we should probably
- 30:18should show up to the DNC, you know, with the whole like just
- 30:22here we come. You know what I mean?
- 30:24And let's let's do this takes bits.
- 30:26Why the hell 24, you know. No, but I I didn't forget what
- 30:30the hell I'm the most excited about.
- 30:32It's because it's been happening all damn week and I've been
- 30:36going to it. We are going to get to Finally
- 30:40Blasey in our podcast. Do what you and I love to do and
- 30:45not have to worry about it being Evergreen and all of that
- 30:49bullshit. We can just talk about it.
- 30:52College freaking football, dude. Thursday night lives.
- 30:57There's going to be games lined up playing as we're talking
- 31:01about it. Big monster matchups coming up.
- 31:06Oh, for another shot of Alpha Alpha.
- 31:10Oh my God, because we're going to be talking about it.
- 31:13That is a fact. That is a fact that that's going
- 31:16to be fun. I think everybody will enjoy
- 31:18that, that we are going to flat out get into it.
- 31:23I cannot. Wait, you know I.
- 31:24Applied for our credentials today at Troy, by the way, so.
- 31:28Did you? Did you?
- 31:29Hey, I talked to talked to a buddy of mine last night at
- 31:33Riley's practice and it and I'll tell it, I don't care.
- 31:38I said. I said, hey man, we were talking
- 31:40about getting those LSU credentials.
- 31:43And he went, yeah, I sent you the link and I went, did you?
- 31:46I don't remember. And then I looked.
- 31:50He sure did. And yeah, I mean, phone was
- 31:54blowing up that day. I don't know what was happening.
- 31:56But anyhow, I'm working on it. I'm hoping to get.
- 31:59He's like LSU. He's like a like, I don't want
- 32:02to name his position exactly, but he's a position coach.
- 32:04He's no longer involved at LSUI. Can't name him.
- 32:07OK, the former position coach, right?
- 32:09Yeah, yeah, and but. I'm trying to name him.
- 32:12I'm no no no position. I know that it's like 20
- 32:14different positions. I'll get in don't worry it will
- 32:20work out Rainey is in the house and she is pumped that Mal is
- 32:25also in the house. Another chick.
- 32:27It is fun to have the ladies in here.
- 32:30Love having the ladies Blasey. I love they the ladies support
- 32:35is you know, I mean it's they're the ones who really have the
- 32:38bone of. Tigs bits, Honestly.
- 32:41They're also a giant voice of reason typically too, you know
- 32:43what I mean? We need just something like when
- 32:46one time they told us, like I think it was rainy that told us
- 32:49to shut up. Like we're screaming all over
- 32:51each other. One time audio's too low, too
- 32:54high too. You know, it's always good
- 32:56stuff. If you watch there, there's
- 32:58always something like that's quality, you know, it's, you
- 33:01know, it's like so it's always. Good voice of reason.
- 33:04I mean, we need. The voice of ladies, that is a
- 33:07VOR voice of reason. I understand what I meant by.
- 33:10That I totally understood. Thank you, Rainy.
- 33:13All right, that hey, see, this helps us get out of our little
- 33:18writer's block, which we had moved out of.
- 33:20But to hear it from Rainy means that hell yeah, hell yeah.
- 33:23The podcasts are a lot better. We're trying to get better,
- 33:26Rainy. And we just know we getting she
- 33:28understand. What I love about Rainy is that
- 33:31she gets it because we get excited.
- 33:33Me and you are extremely excitable when we're live
- 33:37together. You mean you got to see that?
- 33:41Yeah. That's what it is now if you add
- 33:45a .1 O delayed to this feed and then you do like what we did
- 33:52live at props, our friends at props, it's not going to sound
- 33:57good at all. So she's totally right.
- 34:00She's totally right. Oh my God, the champ is here.
- 34:04There, you know, I'm just about to say other than that call of
- 34:08when I Laird hit that world record, I've watched that at
- 34:12minimum 150 times. Maybe I pick out.
- 34:15Honestly, I think I watched it another 10 times today.
- 34:18It is. I can't quit watching that's so.
- 34:19Good man. And it was like, especially
- 34:21being there and just understanding everything that
- 34:23was happening in that moment and how big it was.
- 34:26The reality of the fact that we got that shot.
- 34:29Blasey, that's what it is. Every person I know that I
- 34:32haven't talked to in like a year, last night I got the
- 34:36feeling like I sent that out to like 35 people.
- 34:39That's why. There was an uptick, Yes,
- 34:41exactly I was. Like, OK, a bunch of damn people
- 34:42watch that video today. Yeah, I hammered it out last
- 34:45night to a lot of people. And, you know, like people that
- 34:47I was like, you know what? I'm sure they haven't watched it
- 34:49here, but they need to see this. And they all loved it.
- 34:51I got a great response. How could you not?
- 34:53How could you not? I did get a couple and they
- 34:55always come at the tail end of the run of these videos.
- 34:58Like if they make a little movement on social media, it's
- 35:02the very tail end. That's how I know it's about to
- 35:04end. That's when the negative Nancy's
- 35:06come into the play or whatever. That's probably a negative
- 35:10connotation now, but they start coming in.
- 35:12Somebody was like, that was great, could you stop the
- 35:16screaming? And I'm like, damn, I turned
- 35:19that way down in that video. Like, I mean, but that's what
- 35:23happened. Have you ever watched somebody
- 35:24break a world record in front of me that.
- 35:26You sweat. You know what?
- 35:28I don't let that kind of stuff that doesn't.
- 35:30That doesn't bother me. Lucky it wasn't louder one time
- 35:35you did yell how like you were in the bottom of a whale and
- 35:38about to die. I kept I love that part where
- 35:40you go. I mean you just like it's like
- 35:46you're dying and you need him to save your life and then you
- 35:49brought it back into the. I just morphed into a whole.
- 35:54Other person. The whole thing, like every
- 35:57moment is so unbelievable. I keep laughing my butt off
- 36:00Hilarious. It's great.
- 36:01I know. It's just, it's just one of the
- 36:03best moments ever. Like, we'll never forget it.
- 36:06Thank you against the hell for making that sucker that was
- 36:13going to be. That was going to be a rough one
- 36:16if he didn't. Oh my God, Yeah.
- 36:19But man, dude, it's been, it's been wild.
- 36:26I don't want notes. I.
- 36:27Don't even want to say this, but I got to say it.
- 36:29And I really want to move on really rapidly if you want to
- 36:31drop this. All right, JD Vance and a couch.
- 36:37I don't understand what's happening there.
- 36:38I don't. I would get back to another day,
- 36:40but I just saw that today as a headline and I do what I mean.
- 36:43OK, yeah, I've I've been seeing this too in my group text.
- 36:47I have no idea either what the Hell's happening with that.
- 36:51I I never thought I'd see that as a headline.
- 36:54I have thought about what it could be.
- 36:56So chat get after it. Y'all, y'all just y'all get
- 37:00yeah, we're gonna move on. Weird.
- 37:02But y'all don't move on. I'll, I'll catch up and, and
- 37:06we'll announce what, what we think it is or what, what it is.
- 37:09But Lacy, I, I wanted to talk about, I had, I interviewed
- 37:14yesterday just kind of out of nowhere, this guy, Shane
- 37:18Griffin, who owns an interior design place called March here
- 37:24in Baton Rouge. Cool place, super expensive,
- 37:28nice swag. I mean, not too crazy, but you
- 37:31know, just, he has cool stuff. Super, super awesome dude.
- 37:36Well, my neighbor down the street.
- 37:38Polluters go to get good stuff. That's exactly where they go.
- 37:42You damn right. Isn't wrong with that.
- 37:43Not a damn thing that's in the Bocage Village, which is where
- 37:47this market is. I'm about to talk about is that
- 37:50it's a it's a high fluting place.
- 37:53OK, that's just what it is. But damn fine, damn fine stuff
- 37:58there. So anyhow, my neighbor down the
- 38:00street, Renee, we were down there Sunday eating crabs, doing
- 38:04like I was, I was telling you, just chilling out visiting.
- 38:08We started talking about she's or she started talking about
- 38:11this chicken salad. Her son works there at Calvin's.
- 38:13And she started talking about that was going viral.
- 38:17And I went, I saw that, I saw that Bethenny Frankel was going
- 38:21insane over this chicken salad that was sent to her.
- 38:25And she lives in the Hamptons, you know, and.
- 38:28Anyhow, like what the can you tell me though?
- 38:30The only thing I don't know, I know she's some sort of a big
- 38:32deal. Who is Bethany?
- 38:33Frank, Right. So Bethany Frankel got her fame
- 38:36from The Real Housewives of New York.
- 38:38That isn't like, yeah, that's where it started.
- 38:41Then she started that Skinny Girl Margarita or Skinny and all
- 38:45that stuff, that Skinny Girl line of products.
- 38:48OK, she's a big deal. So that's.
- 38:49Yes, she is. So that's Bethenny Frankel.
- 38:52She identifies herself as a chicken salad connoisseur, much
- 38:57like I call myself a brisket connoisseur because I am so.
- 39:05So that's what that's what she did.
- 39:07And Shane owns this studio. Not far.
- 39:11He's a huge fan of the chicken salad of Calvin's.
- 39:15Calvin's is a little market that is in this shopping center.
- 39:19It's like a highfalutin shopping center with some little
- 39:22restaurants and all this stuff around it and a damn nice
- 39:26grocery store. OK, so he likes to get Calvin's
- 39:30chicken salad and then he eats it with this Cabot's cheese, a
- 39:34sharp cheddar cheese from Vermont, these candied jalapenos
- 39:39from Lafitte's that's made here in Louisiana.
- 39:42Unbelievable. And and he, he eats them with
- 39:47wheat Thins. So just puts a little bite and
- 39:49all. That boom boom, but a little.
- 39:50Stacker, Little stacker. Yeah.
- 39:51And I've never eaten chicken salad like that, but that's I've
- 39:54had Calvin's chicken salad for years, like.
- 39:58Yeah, Calvin's chicken salad's been on point forever.
- 40:01It's the truth, and it has been the truth.
- 40:03A combo Little. Combo.
- 40:08Like it's like if you're, you know, if you've got like a
- 40:10platter rolling around somewhere, you got something on
- 40:12a cracker. You use the Calvin's, you got
- 40:13the cheese and you got a little candied jalapeno.
- 40:16You got something special sitting on that cracker.
- 40:18Just a special little bite is what it is.
- 40:22So this guy did that. My mouth watering.
- 40:25That sounds phenomenal. It's much like stuff that you
- 40:28and I have done. Blasey tagged Bethenny Frankel
- 40:32in this. He one day he's just like, hey,
- 40:35I want to. I think I'll just, I'm gonna.
- 40:37She's a chicken salad connoisseur.
- 40:39He knew that. So I'm going to tag her in it.
- 40:42He did. He made a little video and then
- 40:45she's like. What was his video, the judge of
- 40:47that? That's the video I hadn't seen.
- 40:48I've seen the follow up video after she saw it and prepared
- 40:51the basket. But what was the video he
- 40:52actually sent her? Like what did it look like?
- 40:55Let me show you. I was so glad you asked Lacy
- 40:58while I'm pulling it up and I'm I'm asking this out of honesty
- 41:02because I've got I know you are No, I know it's all the final
- 41:06product, but I'm missing some of the back story.
- 41:08So this is perfect. It's bringing it all together
- 41:09for me. I know, I know that you've been
- 41:11out all day and I haven't even sent it to you.
- 41:13I posted this on social sedate which you have.
- 41:16Not seen to be fair. So here you go, this the thought
- 41:19process on how you put this basket together and because it's
- 41:23a very nice basket and now has taken off to what you see here
- 41:27behind us. Well, when I knew I was shipping
- 41:31her product, I, the designer in me, wanted it to be
- 41:35aesthetically pleasing. I didn't want to look like some
- 41:38Hick from the South. I got a basket.
- 41:41I lined it with a French linen from Custom Linens, and then we
- 41:45put the products, the Lafitte's and the Calvin's and all that.
- 41:49I just thought, oh, this will be nice.
- 41:50And it was. She liked it.
- 41:51She liked the presentation. From there, she posted that
- 41:55video and then I think she posted maybe three more calling
- 41:58out Calvin's, Calvin's. There you go.
- 42:01There, that's awesome. So, so he had shown a video one
- 42:04time when he tagged her originally where he was showing
- 42:07how he did this little triple combo deal and how good it was.
- 42:10And then she was like, I got to try that.
- 42:12And so he he put the basket together and he shipped it to
- 42:14her and she she ate it bingo and loved it and retweeted it and
- 42:20she reviewed it. She put, yeah, I don't have the
- 42:23video, but y'all can go check it out on That's cool, man.
- 42:25So she reviewed it. Loved it.
- 42:28Obviously because it's from the South.
- 42:31It's a traditional chicken salad, all that stuff.
- 42:33It's pureed if you really want to know and it mean it is
- 42:37phenomenal. The only chicken salad that is
- 42:40better and my mom's is way different that it's a little
- 42:44sweet. My mom's is sweeter than this,
- 42:46but it's the closest thing to my mom's that I've ever been able
- 42:50to buy in a store. It's just phenomenal.
- 42:53I mean, my mom loves it. Yeah, my mom, if she doesn't
- 42:57feel like making a chicken salad, that's what she does.
- 43:00My wife makes a phenomenal 1, uses the same recipe as my mom.
- 43:04We kick it up a little bit more with some spices and stuff, but
- 43:07still, you're talking top three that I've ever had.
- 43:12Wow, yeah, I mean, maybe some Tigs bits chicken salad then.
- 43:16Well, I need to bring whenever I come visit you next time I will
- 43:211,000,000% bring you some because it's special.
- 43:24I didn't realize it's just that's what it's brought
- 43:27attention, something that I already just took for granted
- 43:32that it's like. OK, so he's shipping out.
- 43:34So now he has taken on the bird. So he is taking.
- 43:37He's putting that, putting together that basket and put
- 43:40into. A box Gather the Shanes bundle
- 43:42or the Shanes basket. She refrigerated too right with
- 43:46dry ice and all right he's. Using dry ice.
- 43:48It's next day air. That was what all those boxes
- 43:51were behind us and we're lying. And so we went to the grocery
- 43:56store and y'all can watch all of this.
- 43:57It's on our YouTube, it's on Facebook, Twitter, the full
- 44:01video. It's 14 minutes long.
- 44:03It's it's, it's a great, fascinating little interview
- 44:07about how all this this stuff happened.
- 44:09Just a little side podcast that we dropped yesterday.
- 44:12It was awesome. It was great.
- 44:13Yeah, it was. I saw for the first time when
- 44:15you was. Fun, I know.
- 44:17I mean I. Talked about it, I just didn't
- 44:18understand it until. You I know, but it is a crazy
- 44:22blasey. It's insane.
- 44:23How many? How many?
- 44:24Packages a day is he sending out?
- 44:26So, all right, so that these may not be 100% true numbers, but I
- 44:31feel they are. These statistics come from my
- 44:33neighbor Renee, whose son works at Calvin's.
- 44:37So apparently they used to, and I mean, you could probably just
- 44:40guess they used to make about they make this stuff every
- 44:44single day. Their chicken salad, they used
- 44:45to make about 600 lbs of it a day.
- 44:48Good Lord. Yeah, dude, they said, I mean,
- 44:50this place is known for their chicken salad.
- 44:53Good. And that may let that may go for
- 44:55a day or two. I don't know the rotation, but
- 44:57it don't go for long. Now they're they've doubled it.
- 45:01They're making like 1200 lbs pounds a day.
- 45:06Of this stuff. It's a lot of chicken salad and
- 45:10it is it's damn good, but they have plenty of it in stock.
- 45:14They're able to keep up this promotion.
- 45:16I would call it a promotion that that Shane is putting on.
- 45:20You can you can find him. Go to our TikTok videos.
- 45:23They've had lots of lots of views.
- 45:25All of them have links to to March.
- 45:29It's his handles like Shane Griffin 4 four O 5 or something
- 45:34like that on TikTok. Just go to our TikTok.
- 45:38I've tagged him and everything you can get direct you you can
- 45:40go find him TikTok everywhere. All the social media channels
- 45:45that you can see there on your screen.
- 45:47There's tags with him in it. But yeah, so it's like $105.00
- 45:53to ship this out. But blasey, I bought, I bought
- 45:56the package and everything. Yes, with shipping next day air
- 46:00with dry ice, you can't. I mean, if you're in New York
- 46:04City, you think you could go to Baton Rouge, pick this up and
- 46:07and come? No, no, you can't.
- 46:09It's 50 bucks to get it basically.
- 46:11What's the number 47 is what it cost.
- 46:14How many a day ish? I don't.
- 46:17Well, he had, I think. Oh yeah, you just told me, I
- 46:20think. Yesterday he was putting he, I
- 46:22think he was shipping 50 plus boxes yesterday to 22 different
- 46:28states. That is.
- 46:29Crazy yesterday. That was yesterday.
- 46:32That is crazy. Now keep in mind this guys an
- 46:35interior designer crazy over he ain't making a lot of money
- 46:40doing this. Bro over $6000 worth of chicken
- 46:42salad kits. That's not even anything to do
- 46:44with his business. Like this is nothing to do with
- 46:46him, it's just doing it to do it.
- 46:48He's just doing it to do it now. I mean, he's, I'm sure, I don't
- 46:51know, I'm sure that he maybe gets a little bit of a cut on
- 46:54that amount of chicken salad. I would hope to God he does
- 46:58because he's doing Calvin's a huge favor.
- 47:01They the demand has been off the chains.
- 47:04People from Italy, Greece, people are all around the world.
- 47:08By the way, I've noticed some of our latest videos.
- 47:12Shout out to Italy, Canada. Really.
- 47:16Yeah, Dave, we're, we're some Italians.
- 47:18Yes, Sir. About I need to put my Italian.
- 47:20So my son's got Italian flag over his bed and like, you know,
- 47:23my whole family on my dad's side of the family, it is Trenton.
- 47:25So there's a big Italian unbelievable driver out here.
- 47:28So everybody just know that. Thank you.
- 47:30I love Italy. If I could live anywhere in the
- 47:32world, it would be Italy. So shout out to Italy.
- 47:35I I love the guys. I love the guys.
- 47:37Yeah. That's that's crazy.
- 47:38That's insane. This whole chicken salad thing's
- 47:41just crazy. Yeah.
- 47:42And we're in the middle of of everything else.
- 47:45And Renee throws this at me on Sunday and I'm like, oh, hell
- 47:51yeah, let's jump into this. So like it's so she says, well,
- 47:55I know this guy who started this trend and I went, I know about
- 47:58the trend. And so here we are.
- 48:00This is how all of this happened.
- 48:03Go back to it and Renee and shout out to Renee.
- 48:06Thank you for that. It's been it's it's been fun.
- 48:10It's that kind of stuff that got us back into our Mojo Blacy.
- 48:14Oh yeah. Good.
- 48:15Oh, yeah, It's like my, it's like my Milly Ray's adventure
- 48:17that morning that just started Billy Ray down.
- 48:20Milly Ray, they. Have it Milly Ray's, they have
- 48:22it. Not Billy Ray Cyrus.
- 48:24They're Milly Ray Cyrus. They have them at Target here in
- 48:27Baton Rouge. Do they really?
- 48:28Allegedly. Allegedly.
- 48:30I haven't tried. That target thing and it did not
- 48:32work out for me. That's what I'm afraid.
- 48:34Doing but it but you know I I tend to believe because one of
- 48:38the two was right. You know, the the Milly Ray's
- 48:40tracker shows that they are right.
- 48:42So I'm telling you what I've been missing that that Sister
- 48:46Schubert, you know, Parker House style roll wrapped in that.
- 48:50You know that little fine little sausage wrapped in that roll in
- 48:53that pan. We used to eat two of those a
- 48:55week, a tray of those a week. Yeah, those things, two trays a
- 48:57week. You're right.
- 48:58I've looked in, I've looked in grocery stores all week in the
- 49:01house and they they do. They have those crappy ass
- 49:04cinnamon ones and they're talking about and twirl that
- 49:07sausage rolls. They have the yeast rolls
- 49:09though. They got the yeast rolls.
- 49:12Which they're the same role, they just don't have the
- 49:14sausage. They don't have that Dang
- 49:15sausage in the middle, which I'm looking for and but Millie Ray's
- 49:18does have. You know you can just buy the
- 49:20thing and then put your own connect in it, slide it in zip
- 49:24that you know you can do that blacy.
- 49:26You could do it. It's just not the same.
- 49:29I want to. I want to bake up and be inside.
- 49:31They're hiding like an Easter egg.
- 49:33You. Want the grease to kind of form
- 49:35out with the biscuit so you taste a little of that smoke?
- 49:38You taste a little bit of that flavor, bring that thing done
- 49:43for me. I could cook my own hamburgers
- 49:44too, but you know what I mean? I want to go to a hamburger
- 49:46restaurant that's so good that I enjoy and get it there.
- 49:49I don't want to cook it at the house.
- 49:50So Millie Ray's has stepped in to fill the gap, just like Chevy
- 49:56Chase tried to do with David Letterman back in the late 80s
- 49:59with his late night talk show. We did not work out, but Millie
- 50:02Rays has filled the gap, unlike Chevy Chase.
- 50:05And so it is special. I did that little review there.
- 50:08That was a fun little Saturday. And I also got some new software
- 50:11that I can play with. And the same thing that, yeah,
- 50:15that that Brittany uses, I use the same software that she uses
- 50:17now. So I'll be doing some cool stuff
- 50:19there. And Speaking of, I'm going to
- 50:21announce something right now that you don't want anything
- 50:23about I'm about to do. And today, part of my adventure,
- 50:27I've stopped in a little market thing down by the river.
- 50:30We were driving back from trying to get back to that little
- 50:35Holmes Creek place, and there was this little market store.
- 50:38And I stopped in there and they had just a cooler full of Kelly
- 50:41sausage to Kelly's has been out marketed.
- 50:44Kelly's has done the worst job of promoting their really fine
- 50:47sausage. They make a rope sausage too
- 50:49that's so good like Kaneka. But unfortunately you just don't
- 50:53see it anymore because they don't get it in the stores and
- 50:56Kaneka's just kick their butts and distribution and get it in
- 50:59all the places. So I'm fixing to do a Kaneka and
- 51:04Kelly's taste test. I'm going to grill them up, but
- 51:09I bought some sausage today and I'm going to go probably up to
- 51:12props, take a little grill up there, my little Weber set up
- 51:16off the side. And we're going to do a little
- 51:17Kelly's versus Connecticut, you know, a little sausage off, You
- 51:21know what I mean? Like let's just use, let's look
- 51:23at this fine Alabama sausage and let's just compare them because
- 51:26they're both great sausages like this this like, you know, let's
- 51:29don't kid ourselves, they're fantastic sausage, but we're
- 51:31going to find out who's the king of Alabama on sausage.
- 51:35Dude, and I think that chat y'all y'all jump in this.
- 51:39I think that y'all want to see more of that stuff that that's
- 51:42kind of what we honestly blasey. That's what we were doing right
- 51:46before, like we got hit with a level 5 or a, you know, a CAT5
- 51:52hurricane of you got to spur out all of this content, which we've
- 51:57done spend a. Little bit, yeah.
- 51:59Kind of, you know, just, and we because we were rolling into
- 52:03that with with how the Cajun accent lady and we're getting
- 52:08back to that. Like that's where Mao came in
- 52:11and helped me. Like we got to get back to our
- 52:14roots, which that is our roots. We love food.
- 52:16Everybody loves food. We all agree with that, you
- 52:18know. What I mean and like you know,
- 52:19some funny stuff and base it around some.
- 52:22Stuff. Wait, Shannons butcher block
- 52:24Shout out to my man. Look, I'll never not talk about
- 52:29food. He just comes flying.
- 52:30He just shows up. He smelled that amazing.
- 52:32Where can where can he find? How could he get some Kelly
- 52:36sausage, man? That's that's the problem.
- 52:39I think that's what we're trying to expose.
- 52:41So Mr. Kelly and I used to play poker with Mr. Kelly back in the
- 52:43day. He was the last of the living
- 52:45Kelly's. He sold that.
- 52:46He sold Kelly's, but Kelly's is still operating under that same
- 52:49brand as Kelly's, and they're using everything they have.
- 52:52I forget who he sold it off to. This has been like six years
- 52:54ago. And you think he would have said
- 52:56he sold it for like $70 million. You would have thought that you
- 53:00would have seen Kelly Sausage in every place you went into.
- 53:02And I swear their distribution network, like when in half
- 53:06places I used to could find it. I can't find it anymore.
- 53:09It's like hard. It's harder to find than it.
- 53:11Like when Mr. Kelly was running it versus now this big
- 53:13conglomerates running it and they don't know how to get it
- 53:16out there where Connect is kicking butt and Connect is
- 53:18still privately owned. It's just crazy.
- 53:21So I can't tell you. I'll, I'll look into it.
- 53:23But you can go to, you know, I guess just look up Kelly Sausage
- 53:26and I don't know. We'll find out more.
- 53:30That's why I think we're going to kind of dive.
- 53:31Into this sausage. Mallory makes a really good
- 53:34point. She didn't know that Bama made
- 53:36sausage. And look, no, Bama makes
- 53:39fantastic sausage. But what she's referring to is
- 53:42that that 337 in Louisiana and there is a little part Blasey
- 53:47and and and I don't know if you are aware of this.
- 53:50I think you are because I've kind of told you I make sausage.
- 53:53I love it. You do I do.
- 53:55I love making sausage. I've learned from my buddy Jason
- 53:58Bertrand and Eunice. He's he's, he kind of taught me
- 54:02how to do it, but, you know, it's.
- 54:03Funny, if you came to stay with me last weekend or two weekends
- 54:07ago and you didn't bring me a single packet, I don't have
- 54:09anything. I'm out.
- 54:11You're out. I gotta make some.
- 54:12Yeah. No, 100% would have brought you
- 54:15some. I think I have brought you some
- 54:17though in the past that I've made.
- 54:19I didn't know when that Texas game in it matter.
- 54:21Anyway, I'll bring you some. You actually did.
- 54:23Sorry, you did I? Thought I did, yeah.
- 54:26It was phenomenal. It is, yes, and thank you.
- 54:29We're talking about. Store bought sausage too.
- 54:31Like, yeah, yeah, we're talking store bought.
- 54:33This is homemade. But there are places all around
- 54:37South Louisiana, especially over around Eunice Lake Charles, kind
- 54:41of in that area that there's a lot of smoke houses and they
- 54:45they they it's pecan smoked sausage.
- 54:48And dude, Rabidose is would be a store bought sausage that I need
- 54:53to pick up to bring to you to sample.
- 54:56Like they can do it over here too.
- 54:59I promise you. And I know they can do it
- 55:01everywhere. I mean, it's sausage, brother.
- 55:03They do it in England for God's sake.
- 55:05But if you. Got really good sausage is
- 55:07really good sausage, though, you know, I mean there's there's a
- 55:09lot of pretenders out there, let's be real, and there's
- 55:12there's people that can really make good sausage and you got to
- 55:14cut through the chase there to get Dang to who's actually
- 55:18producing a good product. That's right.
- 55:20That's right. Shannon's butcher block.
- 55:22He'd love to try it. He's a sausage freak.
- 55:24He makes his too. I haven't had his, but I don't
- 55:28need to. I know it's good, dude.
- 55:29There's, there is zero doubt in my mind that Shannon's sausage
- 55:33just absolutely slays, dude. Hillbilly loves it.
- 55:38I know Hillbilly loves it. He's one of the guys that's on
- 55:41TikTok for sure that loves all of our stuff, especially when
- 55:44we're talking about barbecue. And that's kind of where we're
- 55:47getting blasey. People like to hear it.
- 55:49We like to see this kind of stuff.
- 55:51Let's get back to it. Let's get back to what brought
- 55:54people to us to begin with. Of course, Bubba, of course, all
- 55:59that stuff. But we got to do our own shit
- 56:01too, and that's what we're getting back to, as you can
- 56:04hear, which is fun. And Stacey G Stacey G is in the
- 56:09house. If I didn't shout her out
- 56:11earlier, she said she's never had sausage or any pork for that
- 56:16matter. Oh, she's not a porky.
- 56:17That's mean. I mean, if you don't eat pork.
- 56:19I'm not trying to convince you if.
- 56:20You eat. No, no, no, no.
- 56:21There's. Beef definitely try these
- 56:22sausage. We can.
- 56:23Texas hillbilly knows what's up, and so does Shannon.
- 56:26We can get into that Texas beef sausage too.
- 56:29Discussion. My God, we'll get JD Marsh in
- 56:32for that one. Oh yeah, yeah, it's yeah, dude,
- 56:37We, we got some cool guests coming in too.
- 56:39I mean, the handler has has pulled his lever just a touch
- 56:43here lately and it's I mean and. He may jump in here in a.
- 56:47Minute we haven't talked about where's Jr.
- 56:49That text the other day I got so excited about like when I saw
- 56:52who was on that text and I was like and what's good is that
- 56:55somebody I actually know that has no idea that I'm a part of
- 56:58this show he don't even know what show it is he just knows
- 57:01it's right we're about to hit him in two different directions.
- 57:04I said, you know what, let's just keep this a surprise, get
- 57:06him on this thing and I want to just go boom, we're recording
- 57:09and him go like, dude, is that Chad Blake he has?
- 57:12No idea. Yeah.
- 57:13Oh yeah, I can't wait. It's going to be so good
- 57:15because. He's kind of a big deal.
- 57:17He's a big, he's kind of a big deal, like, but.
- 57:19He is kind of a big deal. He is kind of a big deal.
- 57:21It's such a what a Dick move for us to just kind of tease this
- 57:25with everybody though, you know what I mean?
- 57:27Like. I mean, I don't know.
- 57:28I'm kind of, I mean that I think that he's going to be greatest
- 57:31stories. Or I want you and he will give
- 57:33you some hints. He plays golf.
- 57:35Think about October, maybe even specifically Halloween, and then
- 57:39y'all maybe tie it together. And and Halloween.
- 57:45Yeah, we do a weekly show. What happens on Halloween?
- 57:50There's your hint. Let's just move on, Blasey.
- 57:52If you can't, if you can't fill it in from there, then you, you
- 57:55ain't a sports fan. You're right.
- 57:58Rainy loves pork and Stacey in it.
- 58:01And look, everybody loves pork. Everybody the greatest pork
- 58:05ever. Is unbelievable and beef sausage
- 58:09yes Stacey G check out beef sausage in Texas.
- 58:12Just go down a rabbit hole of looking at like Terry Black's
- 58:16BBQ, all that and just beef sausage.
- 58:20Beef sausage rings that they make in Central Texas is
- 58:25phenomenal. Shannon says that he makes his
- 58:29with brisket. Oh man, I know, I know.
- 58:32That there you go. But do do you mix?
- 58:34Do you mix the brisket? Everybody does this.
- 58:37So even with deer sausage there, do you mix it with pork fat?
- 58:40I mean, I would think you would everybody use that.
- 58:43Good question, good question. Shannon, if you're if you're
- 58:45watching, if you're watching, do you mix that beef sausage with
- 58:49some pork? I've never made it.
- 58:51I want to bake it because it's so dadgum good.
- 58:54But dude, you talk about greasy like you when you snap it, it's
- 58:59just like pouring water out of the water bottle.
- 59:02Is it really? It is.
- 59:04It's got a kind of Greek in there.
- 59:05Big beef ain't, dude. I think it's just straight up
- 59:07beef fat beef. Oh, yeah, Yeah.
- 59:09Could you, I guess you. Yeah.
- 59:11It's 100% brisket. There you go. 100% brisket.
- 59:14So you get the beef brisket. Everything.
- 59:15Nothing but beef fat. Yeah, that makes sense.
- 59:18Yeah, that does make sense. Oh, it's.
- 59:19Good dude, it's. Not lean like deer me.
- 59:21No, there's no. Anything on the deer and pork?
- 59:23Yeah. No, no, no, no.
- 59:26It is not lean. Not at all.
- 59:29Mallory loves deer sausage. Heck yes, I love deer sausage.
- 59:32Jalapeno deer sausage. You have to cut deer sausage
- 59:36with pork. You have to and.
- 59:38Billy loves pecan smoked pork. Oh.
- 59:42Man. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- 59:45I think I'm going to smoke a I'm going to smoke a butt.
- 59:47I think this weekend. Now talking about all this like
- 59:50this has got me going. Like I like to smoke some pork.
- 59:53I know dude, I hadn't smoked anything in a while either.
- 59:57It's kind of. Sling a little sausage, sling a
- 1:00:00little Boston butt, you know, like just just a nice grill
- 1:00:05fest, you know what I mean? Every everything rolling.
- 1:00:08But I'm ready to do this, this, this, this challenge between
- 1:00:11Kelly's and Connect. I just.
- 1:00:12I love this sausage I. Always thought that like in this
- 1:00:17idea, it's probably the worst idea, but I thought it would be
- 1:00:19kind of funny and real. Elba, which is near Troy and
- 1:00:25South Alabama is USA, which is in Mobile, which is near
- 1:00:31Evergreen in Connecticut and then Elba is near Troy, which is
- 1:00:37Kelly's. We could have like when they
- 1:00:39played each other, having one sponsored by a connect and one
- 1:00:42sponsored by Kelly's and caught the sausage bowl.
- 1:00:46They already might be a little sausage bowl, you know, big
- 1:00:50sausage off, you know, like. Why wouldn't we?
- 1:00:52Battle the sausages. Battle is, it's generally a
- 1:00:57sausage party in here, so why the hell wouldn't we do that
- 1:01:00too? You know what I mean?
- 1:01:01It's kind of like, what's his name?
- 1:01:03Your boy with the Senior Bowl having your meat T Bob.
- 1:01:10Maybe we get T Bob to come over and help.
- 1:01:13T Bob does the sausage off. Now we're.
- 1:01:17Nice collaboration there now. We're thinking now.
- 1:01:21We're thinking, Do you? Prefer Kelly sausage or do you
- 1:01:24like Connect a sausage? Whatever you prefer, but if you
- 1:01:27like sausage, Troy, AL is the place to be for sausage.
- 1:01:34I love it dude. Let's see I want to play a
- 1:01:38couple of these Blasey. Hopefully they play good.
- 1:01:41I want to play some of these commercials.
- 1:01:42We're going to be running. Oh yes, please.
- 1:01:44We we we teed them up and then we just said screw you showing
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- 1:02:59Rainy says it was a a real sausage fest tonight, boys.
- 1:03:06It totally was. I mean, it started this whole
- 1:03:09show tonight, started out with us just diving into what the
- 1:03:12hell did we start this thing with?
- 1:03:14What we talking about? Like, Oh yeah, by the way, we're
- 1:03:18live and. Oh yeah, we talked about the
- 1:03:217:05. That's exactly what we got the
- 1:03:247:05 that Ted Turner how that whole turn started and then, you
- 1:03:28know, here, here we go. We get to the end of this whole
- 1:03:33deal and we're still doing the same.
- 1:03:34But we got to I, I. We're trying to thrive and
- 1:03:37drive. Thrive and Dr. Thrive and Drive.
- 1:03:42Drive, passion and performance. Is it performance or patience?
- 1:03:47I want it to be patience. OK, it is, It's on my phone.
- 1:03:50I thought I'm using my phone. I wrote it today.
- 1:03:52It's it's, I don't know why I cannot remember it 'cause I
- 1:03:56screwed it up to give it. So it's drives, the second word.
- 1:03:59I think it's pride, passion, no pride, drive and performance.
- 1:04:06Or or is it? Pride.
- 1:04:07No. Is it drive and passion?
- 1:04:12So it's one of those, man, I don't know.
- 1:04:13I wrote it on my phone today when I was listening to the
- 1:04:16Loner and Stoner podcast and it came on.
- 1:04:18I just stopped everything I was doing.
- 1:04:19I was like, let me write this down because I know drive's the
- 1:04:22second word, but I can't bring them.
- 1:04:23I think passion's the last one, but.
- 1:04:27I think it is, I don't know, it's loud.
- 1:04:31Speaking of, hey, Rainey says that Rainey says that the floor
- 1:04:35Bama is a really cool place, no doubt about it.
- 1:04:38I have no idea if this video will play or not.
- 1:04:41Speaking of another cool place, click it.
- 1:04:45It doesn't work. Yeah, I didn't figure it would.
- 1:04:48Why? Why?
- 1:04:49Why would you think it would not work and wanted it?
- 1:04:51Well, I do. I'm Did it look like a bad
- 1:04:54video? It was like, did it have like a
- 1:04:57frowny face on it? It did it just it smiled at me,
- 1:05:00it said something wrong and then it said you need to click this
- 1:05:03one, you son of. A bitch, so I did.
- 1:05:05Next tee time at Cypress Bend Golf Resort in Toledo Bend Lake
- 1:05:09Country. The stunning redesigned course
- 1:05:11welcomes players of all levels, from new golfers to seasoned
- 1:05:15pros. Located along Toledo Bend Lake,
- 1:05:17the course features 10 unforgettable waterfront holes
- 1:05:20with lush fairways and panoramic views.
- 1:05:23Big fun awaits you beyond the greens.
- 1:05:25Book a guided fishing trip at our world class fishery, visit
- 1:05:28the new Toledo Bend Family Adventure Park, swing into
- 1:05:31action and plan your dream getaway to Toledo Bend Lake
- 1:05:34Country today. Hell yes.
- 1:05:37Man, that looks awesome. I.
- 1:05:38Didn't really have been baby where I'm really nice golf
- 1:05:41course. It's a great golf course.
- 1:05:44They just redid it. Yeah.
- 1:05:46Totally over there a little bit, play a little golf.
- 1:05:50Why wouldn't you? You need to come over here now.
- 1:05:52It's an 8 hour drive from you because it's three and I'm it's
- 1:05:56three hours, 15 minutes from where I'm sitting.
- 1:05:59Yeah. But yeah, dude, we need to go
- 1:06:02play. It's a tough golf course.
- 1:06:03It's a Tom Fazio course. I do.
- 1:06:05Believe. Oh, is it really?
- 1:06:07I'm pretty sure it is. I love like I'm not a like giant
- 1:06:11like so he he designed Camp Creek down here and Camp Creek
- 1:06:14is my favorite golf course in all of Northwest Florida and
- 1:06:18it's so deceiving. I don't care if you play golf or
- 1:06:20you don't play golf. This is nice.
- 1:06:22I know exactly. Dude, you can, you tee off.
- 1:06:24First of all, it's gorgeous, right?
- 1:06:26But you tee off. He also messes with your mind a
- 1:06:28little bit. So you're let's say 170 yards
- 1:06:31out and you know what, you should hit 170.
- 1:06:34But the way he does the bunkers, it's an optical illusion.
- 1:06:38He makes the bunker really big and they get smaller and the
- 1:06:41fairway gets an error and it looks like it's 210 yards.
- 1:06:44So you always find yourself over swinging, even with the right
- 1:06:46club in your hand and you hit a bad shot and it's like, man,
- 1:06:49Fazio got me again, You know what I mean?
- 1:06:51It's like he it's like you have to stay true to that number.
- 1:06:54But the visual that he throws out there really messes with
- 1:06:58you. It's an optical illusion all day
- 1:07:00long out there. So those are those are fun
- 1:07:02courses. Oh yeah dude, they have one
- 1:07:05Squire Creek in north Louisiana. It's it's it man, that place is.
- 1:07:10I've never been to Augusta, but if it has to be the closest to
- 1:07:14what it would be like, and if you're standing on the green and
- 1:07:18you look back to the to the box, you do not see any sand traps.
- 1:07:24It looks flat. But if you're at the T box and
- 1:07:26you're looking towards the green, you see there's like 8,
- 1:07:30there's like A8. The sandbox is through a
- 1:07:33scattered at sand tracks visual mind game.
- 1:07:36It's mind blowing the way that that dude designs it.
- 1:07:40I'm not 100% on that with Cypress bin, but dude, I'm I'm
- 1:07:43I'm pretty sure. It took me probably playing that
- 1:07:46course 10 times to realize what he was doing to me.
- 1:07:48Like I didn't figure it out day one.
- 1:07:50Yeah, I was like, why am I coming out here and shooting 95?
- 1:07:54Like, you know what? Why am I hitting so many bad
- 1:07:57shots? And I started realizing what was
- 1:07:59going down and I was like, you, you son of a gun, You, you know,
- 1:08:03But then I saw the genius in it, you know, So let's.
- 1:08:06Go Mallory says the water park has adult drinks.
- 1:08:09That's clutch. Got to have that.
- 1:08:13And if you want to watch, want to laugh, watch John play golf.
- 1:08:16He played Manny's Mardi Gras and broke his club.
- 1:08:20I can have it. It's a tough golf course.
- 1:08:23It was traditionally tight. It still is.
- 1:08:25They really only changed like the last three holes of the the
- 1:08:29the deal. They reconfigured them a little.
- 1:08:33It's not well, the last holes definitely massive.
- 1:08:36You drive in a different the last two holes are, but it's
- 1:08:39more of a scenic view of Toledo Bend as you're finishing and
- 1:08:44there's so many little restaurants that are popping up
- 1:08:46everywhere and all of that stuff.
- 1:08:47So anyhow, go go to Toledo band. We I'm ready to think everybody
- 1:08:52watches this knows that I love it, but so happy to have them on
- 1:08:56board moving forward. I think it'd be great because
- 1:09:00our show that will be going out where these commercials are
- 1:09:03truly going to be running are is is nationwide and hopefully will
- 1:09:08help to bring some tourism back to the great state of Louisiana
- 1:09:14and everywhere else. Jason Hilton's in the House, by
- 1:09:16the way. Jason Hilton is in the house and
- 1:09:18We are Nationwide is on your side.
- 1:09:20We are Nationwide Insurance. We are on.
- 1:09:23Your listing We'd love to have Nationwide insurance to become
- 1:09:26part of the show, so why wouldn't we?
- 1:09:28We are on your side. We would love to be on your
- 1:09:30side. We really would, dude.
- 1:09:31We really would. But I mean, man, I think we've
- 1:09:36covered just about everything the recent recent events I hear
- 1:09:41that's been going on Blaze. I got an Apple Watch.
- 1:09:44Oh my God, you did, didn't you? I didn't.
- 1:09:46Get one. I bought 1-2 years ago and I
- 1:09:48forgot it was in there. It was, it was eight.
- 1:09:51I bought it for my son, but he never would use it.
- 1:09:52He never even set it up. And I was like, you know what,
- 1:09:54You're not going to use this thing.
- 1:09:56I'll use it. So I started using it a few days
- 1:09:58ago and I'm kind of, I'm trying to see the benefits of it.
- 1:10:01I'm not 100% sold, but I do like the heart rate thing and it is
- 1:10:05nice as I'm sitting here. I did not know.
- 1:10:07I left my phone at the house today, went to the gym.
- 1:10:10I can still get text if I'm on the Wi-Fi network.
- 1:10:13There, that is. Really cool because I'm in there
- 1:10:15working out and texts are coming across.
- 1:10:17I'm now don't get me wrong, it's tough to text.
- 1:10:19It was really tiny things, but I was sending like, you know, like
- 1:10:23go to the lake and it was like Decatur Scott Drake, you know,
- 1:10:27like that did not work well, but so but not but I did.
- 1:10:30I did get that and and then also I mentioned to you the PS5, all
- 1:10:35the kids were here playing last night.
- 1:10:37So jealous. That was so cool.
- 1:10:38Yeah, Blacy's played freaking college football 2024.
- 1:10:42I don't know what I'm doing at. All and I haven't.
- 1:10:44I don't know what I'm doing at all.
- 1:10:45I didn't play college football any in the past, so I just saw.
- 1:10:49It. Oh, OK.
- 1:10:51Well, my neighbor and I, we talked about it yesterday.
- 1:10:53Actually, I think we'll have it. I will most likely play it this
- 1:10:57weekend finally. Yeah, I'm just not paying
- 1:11:00$700.00, no. To play a.
- 1:11:02Video game blasey. I just can't justify it.
- 1:11:05Well, like I said, I found out my son's got APS five.
- 1:11:07I didn't even know he had APS 5. And I was like, Oh yeah, OK, now
- 1:11:10we're talking about 70 bucks. I have a computer that could
- 1:11:13mine freaking Bitcoin, but I can't play this damn game.
- 1:11:17Blasey. It pisses me off.
- 1:11:19Don't even get me started. We're we're trying to wrap this
- 1:11:22up. Oh, I get it man.
- 1:11:24Now Good, good show, man. Good show it.
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- 1:12:20We sure will. Here he comes.
- 1:12:22Handler checks in. He hates he missed the show.
- 1:12:25He just landed in Nashville. He said like literally, this is
- 1:12:30what this is what was going to happen.
- 1:12:32But he did probably get to see it.
- 1:12:33Hopefully he got to stream in a little bit while he was on the
- 1:12:36plane. Probably couldn't chat and all.
- 1:12:38That's just the way it is. Rainy missed you Jr.
- 1:12:42Stacy G says. What's up?
- 1:12:44And I know everybody else does, but.
- 1:12:46Hey, if we if if we had that wrestling belt that they use on
- 1:12:50Bubba show over the last week. I mean J Rs definitely got the
- 1:12:54belt over the. Last Oh, he's got the belt, yes.
- 1:12:56Not, I mean 1,000,000% you've been, you've been wearing the
- 1:12:59belt for months. Like I'll just be real like, but
- 1:13:02like Jr. has got the belt this last week.
- 1:13:04You know what I mean with this guest.
- 1:13:06Boom. Boom, here I go, here it comes.
- 1:13:10Yeet, yeet, the belt is Jr's my friend.
- 1:13:16Ain't no doubt it's yours, buddy.
- 1:13:18We'll see you next week.