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Long Nuggets | Monday August 25, 2025 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to believe your warriors outside and laugh
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  Speaker 1: with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley, along with
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  Speaker 1: Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. That is Monday, August twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. All right, I need your help to
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  Speaker 1: make sure this list is current and accurate. All Right,
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  Speaker 1: here we go a few years ago. Murder hornets then,
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  Speaker 1: and these may not be in order. Murder hornets, radioactive wasps,
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  Speaker 1: the frankin bunnies slash chutulu bunnies with the tentacles growing
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  Speaker 1: out of their heads. Then last week radioactive shrimp at Walmart.
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  Speaker 1: And as if all of that wasn't bad enough, now
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  Speaker 1: we have to worry about zombie squirrels. But not just
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  Speaker 1: any zombie squirrels. Oh No, I'm talking about zombie squirrels
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  Speaker 1: covered in oozing wartz that have been spotted skulking through
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  Speaker 1: America's backyards. Grizzly looking squirrels with puss filled wart like
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  Speaker 1: tumors have been spotted across the United States. What is
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  Speaker 1: this world coming to? Also? I can't help, but wonder
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  Speaker 1: is Mother Nature dropping some hints?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, between tsunami's volcanic volcanic activity.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, hurricanes also m hm, and now zombie squirrels yeah,
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  Speaker 3: which which sounds like night Shamalin's new movie that's going
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  Speaker 3: to be his new crappy movie that he comes up with.
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  Speaker 1: Can't wait for squirrel is it was a chipmunk nightmares.
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  Speaker 1: Squirrels spotted in United States backyards spark concern. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's a number of these headlines. Sightings of squirrels with
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  Speaker 1: sores and tumors have sparked concern among users on social
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  Speaker 1: media in recent years, with more disturbing looking squirrels spotted
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  Speaker 1: across the United States and Canada in recent months. Meanwhile,
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  Speaker 1: Mexico's gone given the strange growths on their bodies, these
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  Speaker 1: squirrels have been dubbed zombies squirrels by people online and
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  Speaker 1: other news outlets, like the rabbits with tentacle like growths
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  Speaker 1: that also went viral recently. These squirrels are likely suffering
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  Speaker 1: from a kind of virus. James Parkhurst, is a professor
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  Speaker 1: of wildlife science and extension wildlife specialists at Virginia Tech,
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  Speaker 1: told Newsweek I suspect that current reports of this ailment
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  Speaker 1: have gotten an unrealistic level of attention due to the
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  Speaker 1: grotesque appearance of affected animals, and the ease with which
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  Speaker 1: isolated cases can be blown up to create fear or
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  Speaker 1: anxiety via social media. Shut up, James, that's half the fun.
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  Speaker 2: I just like how they say, and it's supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be comforting. Oh, it's just a virus. Funny.
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  Speaker 3: You can't ask that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it only takes one hungry hill billy and
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  Speaker 1: we got a problem.
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  Speaker 3: One hungry hill billy's always a problem.
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  Speaker 1: It's two is when it becomes the hills have eyes.
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  Speaker 3: The hills have one eye? Uh is what that ish?
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  Speaker 1: Wow. The appearance of the squirrels has drawn significant concern online,
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  Speaker 1: with some deeming them a new nightmare after strange looking
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  Speaker 1: rabbits last week were compared to something out of the
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  Speaker 1: TV series The Last of Us, where the world is
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  Speaker 1: taken over by a fungal infection. It's not yet clear
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  Speaker 1: what's causing the squirrel's disturbing appearance, with some pointing to
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  Speaker 1: squirrel pox and others thinking it could be squirrel fiber mitosis,
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  Speaker 1: which is believed to be the more likely explanation. Both
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  Speaker 1: conditions are caused by viruses closely associated with squirrels, although
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  Speaker 1: squirrel pox is more common among red squirrels typically in
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  Speaker 1: the United Kingdom. See here's the problem. They're jumping continents now.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought you were squirrel pox is a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly, Trey, I'm with you. I thought Newsweek was
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  Speaker 1: trying to be cute, but apparently squirrel pox is real.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Raj, if you, Trey, if you, if
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  Speaker 1: I die of squirrel pox, make fun me until like
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  Speaker 1: come back to life, and then kill me again.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, there's no doubt your obituary is gonna be terrible.
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  Speaker 3: Just the amount of fun that we will have with you,
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  Speaker 3: because I just want to know how you contracted the
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  Speaker 3: squirrel box.
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  Speaker 1: How'd you get the how did you get the puss
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  Speaker 1: filled sore virus from the squirrel.
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  Speaker 3: Dan on an Island? Well, really doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: For me to catch the squirrel pox, I would have
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  Speaker 1: to be stateside.
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  Speaker 3: You would have had to order it here.
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  Speaker 2: Sued though, with your in your obituary, the squirrel would
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  Speaker 2: have bitten your taint.
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  Speaker 1: And not my nuts.
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  Speaker 2: No, I like taint better.
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  Speaker 1: Unexpected.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just you don't know where it was going.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna hide your nuts.
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  Speaker 1: He did. He The reason why he didn't get my
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  Speaker 1: nuts is I was playing off the state stereotype and
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  Speaker 1: had those covered, and then he surprised me by going
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  Speaker 1: around the backside a little bit. Uh yeah, No, here,
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  Speaker 1: here on Saint Thomas in the US Virgin Islands, there
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  Speaker 1: are no squirrels. We do have mongoose, though, So if
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  Speaker 1: I end up dying from mongoose mange, that at least
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  Speaker 1: sounds slightly cooler.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it sounds cooler. It just sounds
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  Speaker 3: like you did something really bad to a mongoose.
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  Speaker 1: It does, but keeping in mind, mongoose kill snakes. At
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  Speaker 1: least at least at least I would have been taken
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  Speaker 1: out by something that takes out snakes and stuff, not
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  Speaker 1: a squirrel that just you know, hides nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want it to be wiley, O'Malley or.
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  Speaker 3: Meet me.
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  Speaker 1: Yes and put on my tombstone? Yikes?
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  Speaker 3: That's all your tombstone is gonna be. Is a sign
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  Speaker 3: that just says yikes.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe a photo of me with a little inset photo
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  Speaker 1: of the uh, the squirrel, puckst squirrel.
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  Speaker 3: Dan and the mongoose that sounds like a morning that
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  Speaker 1: just talking about squirrel pox and how that's a real thing,
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  Speaker 1: and how zombie squirrels are infiltrating the backyards of North
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  Speaker 1: America with pus filled wart like faces and spreading fear
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  Speaker 1: and panic everywhere they go. I do not have, as
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  Speaker 1: far as I know, squirrel pox, but I did recently
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  Speaker 1: learn that my household has COVID.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, our first bout of COVID was early twenty twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: Now the second documented cases in the O'Malley household of
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  Speaker 1: COVID two. So you guys remember last week when I
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  Speaker 1: was kind of coffee and stuff. Yeah, it turns out
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  Speaker 1: that's probably COVID. The reason why I know that is
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  Speaker 1: because Tara then got sick just just a few days ago,
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  Speaker 1: and in all fairness, whatever she caught from me, she
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  Speaker 1: got it worse, which I'm sorry when youre in a relationship,
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  Speaker 1: I feel bad about that. I feel guilty. It's like, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: clearly I did something. I got it, and I brought
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  Speaker 1: it home, she got it, and then she got it worse.
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  Speaker 1: Like she's got like one of the symptoms that you
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  Speaker 1: described as, like you know, I have it, Like her
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  Speaker 1: throat is just like like a razor's grating and kind
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  Speaker 1: of a thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly like where I think maybe y'all had different things.
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  Speaker 2: Is this new variant of COVID because I've know Tera
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  Speaker 2: would be the third person I know that's come down
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  Speaker 2: with it. Say, it's brutal as far as it just
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  Speaker 2: like you said, said, it feels like you've got razors
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  Speaker 2: in your throat. Like that's how bad it hurts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So she went to the doctor and learned they
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  Speaker 1: gave She gave him all the symptoms and stuff because
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  Speaker 1: she's like, I gotta go to the doctor for this.
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  Speaker 6: This is bad.
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  Speaker 1: She goes to the doctor. The doctor's like, let's do
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  Speaker 1: a test. The test comes back, Congratulations, you have COVID,
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  Speaker 1: which means I probably had it and I gave it
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  Speaker 1: to her. So these two variants that she had Gary
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  Speaker 1: look up Gary's chat GPT not the doctor because that'd
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  Speaker 1: be crazy. Gary just put it very succinctly. Two of
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  Speaker 1: these variants one horse or raspy voice, sometimes chest pain
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  Speaker 1: or sleepiness. Common symptoms include fever, cough, sore throat, fatigue,
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  Speaker 1: body aches. That's the stratus variant. Then there's the Nimbus variant,
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  Speaker 1: which is razor blade sharp sore throat, fever, cough, fatigue,
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  Speaker 1: GI symptoms. This all now makes sense to me. I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have the razor throat thing that she does, but
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  Speaker 1: I definitely had the squirts. So I'd like to tip
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  Speaker 1: my hat to COVID for being the type of virus
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  Speaker 1: that doesn't just screw up one system of your body,
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  Speaker 1: It'll hit multiple all at the same time. Can you
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  Speaker 1: not breathe, Let's make let's give you the squirts and
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  Speaker 1: your guts on top of it.
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  Speaker 3: The boosters or any because I mean I'm vaccinated with
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  Speaker 3: all the boosters and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So I mean we got vaccinated back, like right, we
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  Speaker 1: got vaccinated the week before we got COVID, which is
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  Speaker 1: what we think helped us get through it a little
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  Speaker 1: bit easier because we had some fairly bad cases. I
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  Speaker 1: mean obviously not dead and not hospitalized, but bad enough.
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  Speaker 1: Now this bout is interesting, Like Trey, hearing you describe
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  Speaker 1: it from someone else you knew that had one of
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  Speaker 1: these new variants, it sounds like that's what Tara's got.
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  Speaker 1: I had, I think a slightly lesser one, or at
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  Speaker 1: least one that didn't hit me as hard. But it
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  Speaker 1: came with the squirts, which is no fun. But at
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  Speaker 1: least now I know why my body was sort of
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  Speaker 1: revolting because I was trying to figure Okay, did I
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  Speaker 1: change my diet? What did I do? I'm drinking less?
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  Speaker 1: What's the deal?
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  Speaker 2: So Anyway, I somehow still have never gotten COVID as
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  Speaker 2: far as you know, I've every time I've been sick
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  Speaker 2: since COVID started, like i've and they came out with
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  Speaker 2: a test, but I know I never got sick in
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  Speaker 2: the initial first year. Yeah, and then after that after
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  Speaker 2: they came out of test, every time I've been sick,
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  Speaker 2: I've been tested and.
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  Speaker 1: We took we got sick the one time in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty one, and then any subsequent times we were sick,
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  Speaker 1: we would take a test just to see. And I
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  Speaker 1: think this is the most recent test that I can
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  Speaker 1: recall as having because honestly, when I was sick, it
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  Speaker 1: really just kind of felt like my annual head slash
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  Speaker 1: chest cold and again like I usually got that. I
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  Speaker 1: usually get that once a year, and I figure, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it was time. But reading about some of these other symptoms, like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: that explains.
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  Speaker 2: The yeah, the one time I.
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  Speaker 1: Rea and why I drink all the peptio in the house.
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  Speaker 2: Which was it was New Year's Eve twenty three, twenty
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  Speaker 2: four that I was so sick. I thought, okay, this
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  Speaker 2: must be COVID, and I got tested and it was
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  Speaker 2: the flu.
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  Speaker 1: Which knock on wood for me, I've never had the flu.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how that is. All we gotta do,
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  Speaker 1: Trey is combine our genes and we will be super
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  Speaker 1: impervious to some of these viruses. I can't say that
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  Speaker 1: about squirrel pox that may get us. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: I was gonna say, you're just gonna die of mongoose range.
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  Speaker 1: Ricky Ricky, Ricky TV Tavy got me, little bastard.
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  Speaker 3: But you've had the flu. I guarantee it. There's there's
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  Speaker 3: no way you've gone through life without the flu. That's
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  Speaker 3: an impossibility.
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  Speaker 1: You can say that all you want, doctor Sharmah, But no,
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  Speaker 1: I have never had the flu.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe when you were younger, and you probably don't remember it,
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  Speaker 3: because you know.
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  Speaker 1: I asked. I asked. I asked my mom and she
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  Speaker 1: was like, no, I don't think you ever had the flu.
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  Speaker 1: Partly because I was so sick with other stuff up
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  Speaker 1: until the age of five. I think the flu may
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  Speaker 1: have looked at me and go, oh, those kid's got problems,
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  Speaker 1: just leave him alone.
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  Speaker 3: Flu was like, he's too stupid to know what this is.
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  Speaker 3: He's gonna die of this.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously. Up until like, because I think I was like
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  Speaker 1: five or six, was when I started getting allergy shots
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  Speaker 1: because I went to the doctor because I had all
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  Speaker 1: these issues. I couldn't keep food down. Okay, here's how
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  Speaker 1: bad I was as a kid when it came to
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  Speaker 1: eating and then throwing up. And I still remember this,
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  Speaker 1: so it's not like this is just a false memory.
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  Speaker 3: I'm making it up.
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  Speaker 1: I would throw up in the middle of the night
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  Speaker 1: so often in my bed that I eventually stopped waking
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  Speaker 1: up my parents to help clean it up. I just
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  Speaker 1: saw what they did and did that. Now. Granted, they
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  Speaker 1: got sick of it after a while, ironically, and they
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  Speaker 1: would just put down a bath towel underneath me, and
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  Speaker 1: here you go. So that's what I would do when
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  Speaker 1: I would throw up my dinner a few hours later
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  Speaker 1: in my bunk bed. Like we all they're going to
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  Speaker 1: do is go to the bathroom and throw a bath
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  Speaker 1: towel on it. So That's what I'm just gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: and then I'll tell them about it in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: He isn't the other bunk.
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  Speaker 1: That was Timmy John, my imaginary friend.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, could it be that you were you were
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  Speaker 2: an orphan? I mean, what what what did the guys
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  Speaker 2: in the white lab coats say? When when they're observing you, was.
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  Speaker 3: It the oatmeal that you keep asking for?
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  Speaker 1: Look at that kid again. Oh he's all over the
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  Speaker 1: walls again. Good lords seal him up because the lab
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  Speaker 1: coats were white mistakenly. I'm sure they learned that lesson
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  Speaker 1: once and like put him in a box.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I guarantee you you've had flu like symptoms before.
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  Speaker 3: It has to have happened. You may not like you,
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  Speaker 3: I would think, so you may not have like joint
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  Speaker 3: you could think. Also, I mean, you don't have to
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  Speaker 3: have all the symptoms. You don't have to have joint
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  Speaker 3: pain or high fever, but you could have like a
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  Speaker 3: cold and it could be the flu as well.
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  Speaker 1: I guess if that's the case, and then it would
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  Speaker 1: certainly be possible because I've had plenty of colds in
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  Speaker 1: my life. But whenever I hear someone describe the flu,
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  Speaker 1: I have never had all those symptoms like so many
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  Speaker 1: people describe.
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  Speaker 3: No. I So I had it last week and the
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  Speaker 3: joint pain was just I think twelve hours and then
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  Speaker 3: the joint pain was gone. And I'm immune compromised, so
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  Speaker 3: it would be it would last longer for me. So
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  Speaker 3: you probably get it, you know. Two three hours. Joints
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  Speaker 3: hurt for a second, you get a little headache, you
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  Speaker 3: get a little sweaty. Then you get there.
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  Speaker 1: Just describing a hangover, I just a hangover, and a
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  Speaker 1: middle aged hangover is everything you just described. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: all that.
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  Speaker 3: And you get mongoose mange and then you know, and then.
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  Speaker 1: Calling to work, Yeah, it's totally the flu.
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  Speaker 3: You're still drumm from the night before. I didn't have
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  Speaker 3: a flu, so I think damn had a stroke. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know why it's talking like that.
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  Speaker 1: At least I bother to come up with a half
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  Speaker 1: decent excuse as opposed to, you know, not showing up
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  Speaker 1: to work and having the boss call and go like,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: I have cotton mar We'll just put a studio in
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  Speaker 3: your house.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a story and I thought there's no way
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  Speaker 1: this can be true. And then I saw the video
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  Speaker 1: and found out it is, in fact true. A woman
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  Speaker 1: took to TikTok to apologize after her severe diarrhea forced
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  Speaker 1: an entire flight to be canceled. Put another way, you've
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: probably had diarrhea, But have you ever had diarrhea so
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  Speaker 1: bad that it canceled a whole ass flight.
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  Speaker 3: I can't. I can't say that I have.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't either, And as far as I know, there's
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  Speaker 1: only one because she admitted to it. She took to
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  Speaker 1: TikTok and admitted her severe diarrhea forced an entire United
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  Speaker 1: Airlines flight to be canceled. Her name is Megan Reinertson.
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  Speaker 1: She's an actress and a nanny. She says it all
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  Speaker 1: started with an undercooked burger in Portugal, which left her
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  Speaker 1: battling intense food poisoning. After flying back to the United States,
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  Speaker 1: she boarded another flight from Indianapolis. When the situation escalated
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  Speaker 1: mid takeoff. Ignoring the seat belt sign, she rushed to
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  Speaker 1: the lavatory and endured twenty minutes of non stop diarrhea
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  Speaker 1: full body sweating and cramping, followed by vomiting into a
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  Speaker 1: bag provided by a flight attendant. Just imagine the joy
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  Speaker 1: that flight attendant had to open that door and said here, and.
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  Speaker 2: She got on social media to admit this.
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  Speaker 1: In a full video front facing. This is how badly
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  Speaker 1: she felt, because again this canceled the entire flight. That's
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  Speaker 1: how bad this situation was. Her diarrhea was so bad
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  Speaker 1: it canceled the flight mid air. The mess was so
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: bad that the plane's next departure was scrapped and a
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: hazmat team in full protective gear was brought in to
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: deep clean the bathroom. Her story, which was viewed over
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: twenty million times, apologized to anyone whose travel plans she ruined, saying,
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I am a biohazard patient zero.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I mean there was a day where these are things
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: that you know, you just hope no one ever recognizes
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: you and you bury.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And honestly, if that's me, if my diarrhea is
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: so bad that it's canceling connecting flights because they have
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: to scrub the plane, I am not coming out of
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: that bathroom until we've landed and everyone on board is gone,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: and you put a hood over my face like I'm
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: being kidnapped, so no one can identify me.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you fly spirits, so all you have to
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: do is just pay a little extra. Just just take that.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: That's why I called the big seat.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna poop in style.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna use the big seat in there. I'm gonna
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: stand in there the whole time. Yeah, that's a I
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: can't imagine if it got that bad that the pilot
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: could smell it in the cockpit. Yeah, And it was like,
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: you know what, we're going back to Indianapolis. Who wants
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: to see the Colts. Let's go watch some football. We're
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: not doing this one. This lady is gonna get off
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: this plane.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Isn't where the cults play? Is it still called Lucas
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Oil Stadium?
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: It's Castro ol Stadium.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine. She's got to be single right like this.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: You don't take the social media and talk to this
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: with a husband behind you.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she is single or not, but
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I will say this, she's a cute girl. Oh uh oh,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: let me have the video because she is certainly a
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: little tainted.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Did you see Trade's face and goes that's all right.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, I like some people get marked for
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: certain things, and she got skid marked.
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: Could wear the.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Brown letter for the rest of her life. Knowing that
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: she had diarrheas so bad she canceled flights.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see trade her on the first
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: date when trade in hazmat suit. I don't know how
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: this is going to out here.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'll pull up a photo for you guys real quick.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: There are some things I do not will not ever
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: discuss talk about with. Is she crazy?
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, she's dead behind the eyes. Do you see that?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Well, it's that photo was taken. It's a screenshot of
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: her video that she posted on TikTok.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but still you can see the I mean trace
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: said it before the picture came up. Fully, it's such
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: a crazy Yeah, she's dead behind the eyes.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Well, Megan here swear she's not a monster. The blonde
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is simply a frequent flyer whose sudden bout with uncontrollable
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: diarrhea allegedly caused United Airlines to call off a takeoff
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: so that has Matt specialists could clean up her massive
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: blow up. An apologetic Reinderdson announced over twenty million TikTok
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: views I single handedly got a flight out of Indianapolis canceled.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: And this is my favorite part of what she says
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: in this nearly ten minute long video. She says, and
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I quote, if that flight cancelation changed the trajectory of
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: your life in a really negative way, I'm so sorry,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: and she adds, but it wasn't without pain and suffering.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So not just I'm sorry that your flight plans got canceled,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: but changed the trajectory of your life. How bad is
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: that diarrhea?
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: I missed my mom's funeral? And can you imagine being
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: the pilot, uh, your captain speaking, We're gonna go ahead
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: and turn around because that lady's gross.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Sorry to tell you this, folks, but perhaps you've noticed
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: the slight disturbance in the front of the aircraft.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: There's been a mild explosion, but it's mostly from her.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd love to give you more information, but
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, I think I'm partly barred due
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to hippop regulations.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: She couldn't wait to get on her carnival clue cruise.
• 25:14
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• 26:19
  Speaker 1: You mentioned it. You said the magic phrase of the day,
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  Speaker 1: Carnival Cruise. I'm only hoping that one of you has
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: not seen or heard about the most recent kerfuffle aboard Carnival.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the wild brawl that broke out
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: on the Carnival Cruise ship over chicken tenders?
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: I am not.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Well, then that's just kissmet Trey. Because you teased something
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: that you had no idea was out there. It's a
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: very very real thing that happened. A disturbing video captured
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the moment that wild Carnival cruise ship brawl broke out
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: over chicken tenders.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I mean outbreaks on a Carnival cruise are like shootings
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: in Tulsa.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: Why I'll be there four and a half hours. I
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: just brought some tenders too.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Has the two shows at the Looney bind also known
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: as Carnival Cruise Midwest, Disturbing footage captured the moment a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: massive melee broke out aboard a Carnival cruise ship among
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: fuming passengers seemingly upset over chicken tenders. The violence among
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: about two dozen brawlers erupted aboard the Sunshine at around
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: two am Monday. How your parents said nothing good happens
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: after midnight. Now apply that to a Carnival cruise and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: last call.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Carnival Cruz is now the waffle House of the ocean,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I think we're starting to be unfair for these other
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: businesses being lumped. You know, It's like Carnival Cruise is
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the waffle house of the ocean. Carnival Cruise is the
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: spirit Airlines of the ocean. I think the common denominator
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: here is Carnival Cruise, and we need to reverse this stereotype.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines might be the Carnival cruise of the skies,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: waffle House might be the carnival cruise of diners. I
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: think it's unfair for some of these other entities to
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: be lumped in in this fashion when clearly the worst
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: culprit is carnival cruise.
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: Somebody's gonna get smothered and covered, and we're comparing that
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: with waffle House.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: At least in waffle House, the cooks fight back.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: It's the Tulsa of the ocean.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't think that's fair. I think it's I think
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: it's more fair to say that Tulsa is the Carnival
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: cruise of Oklahoma or the Midwest.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I've always gone on Norwegian, so I don't I've never
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: had an experience with Carnival. But it's in the namee.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You don't know what you're gonna get. You're on the Midway,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: That's what this is.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Footage that was released online, someone can be heard saying
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: where the is security.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: Asleep?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: That was said as passengers traded blows and slammed each
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: other to the cruise ship floor. Multiple security guards actually
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: could be seen trying to break up the fight, with
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: one overwhelmed officer fleeing the chaos and reaching for his
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: radio as shoes went flying. So just imagine one day
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: you're like, you know what I'd like to do. I'd
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: like to I'd like to work on a cruise ship.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: That sounds like fun.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to go for the easiest job
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: possible security. What easier job could there possibly be in
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the world than a security guard on people's vacation. Everyone's
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: in a great mood.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's you know how easy it would be
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: to throw someone in the ocean. You don't want to
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: have anybody, I.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Would imagine then maybe your main objective as cruise ship
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: security is to establish a perimeter to make sure no
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: one gets thrown overboard. Because they ran out of chicken
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: tenders at two am. You need to keep it contained,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: keep it in front of you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: How good were those tenders.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Also a very valid question.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: They're tenders, They're they're their second rate.
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Just you don't know that I do.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: There is listen when it comes to fry chicken bone in.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: That is the only way it's true, Like tinders are
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: just just horrible of imitations.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I wonder what you're saying is chicken tenders are just
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: long nuggets.
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: M h. And he agreed with you.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: He's nodding like like the light bulb. But I'm like, yeah,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: that is what they are.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: I'm opening a news store called long Nuggets.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: What are you doing today? I'm going to war with
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: who raising canes? What are you selling long long nuggets?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: L FN. I can't wait to see your mascot.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: We're right next to the long John Silvers. I'm roight
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: from Long Nuggets. Like you would never have me back
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: on this show again?
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yes, I would, because you would be our title sponsor.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: This part of the Treehouse is brought by the Long Nuggets.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Look Raisin Canes, super chicks and long Nuggets. I can't
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  Speaker 1: wait to try the special.
• 32:42
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• 32:44
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• 32:48
  Speaker 1: I challenge anyone else, anyone else. I don't care if
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you're online or on the radio, TV, whatever, I challenge
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: anyone to come up with anything better today than long Nuggets.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: You're in the Treehouse, visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: It is time to advertise right here inside the Treehouse.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: For example, perhaps you have a new restaurant you're trying
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: to promote with a new style of chicken offering that
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: no one's ever heard of before. This would be a
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: good spot to spread the word, spread awareness about your
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: new chicken product. Will happily promote your long nuggets here
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  Speaker 1: inside the treehouse.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Colonel Sanders, can I be like General Charma, Sergeant Sergeant sergeant.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: It's not a rank thing. I don't know what you're thinking.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: It's that it's just the oration.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's what I said, Sergeant Sharma. Sergeant Sharma's long nuggets.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Brown with with with with Danny's dipping.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: With Danny's dips.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Danny's dips absolutely.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: And Trey's treats. That's the that's the that's the snickerdoodles
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: that you get with them.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Or Tray's twat waffles. Yeah, so that's actually a pretty
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: interesting restaurant. Cons have you got long nuggets on the right,
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Tray's twat waffles on the left, and Danny's dips is
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: the sauce to combine the two to bridge the gap.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: That's not a good that's not that's not a gap
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: you want to bridge, brother, that just sounds really gross.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but at two a m oh yeah, on a
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: carnival arm. We will have a line around the boat
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: without a doubt, So be sure to advertise right here
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  Speaker 1: Treehouse on Air at gmail dot com. That's Treehouse on
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: Air at gmail dot com. Today is Monday, August twenty fifth,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. These
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: people share birthdays with the invention of the long nugget.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Lucky then the star of the live action Mulan movie.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Ifelu is thirty seven today, I realize that Disney's got
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: a lot of flak lately from their remakes of the
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: animated films into live action things, and some people, you know,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's too wild. Well, Muland really didn't
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: change much from the anime version to the live action one.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: It was already a story about a daughter doing something
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: in a man's world, and then they just carried that
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: through into the film. And because of Disney doing certain things,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: I feel like almost all of these remakes have had
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: some sort of issue.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: I like the Lion King is the exception.
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: I liked the live action. I just I don't know
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: that I understood the purpose of it money. Well, I mean,
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: but the first one I like, The Lion King is.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm not a big cartoon person like as far
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: as but the Lion King to me is one of
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: the classic Disney films.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: It is. Yeah, I've never seen it. I've never seen it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: How are you?
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: How are you a stay at community? How did you
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: ever live in Hollywood and you haven't seen some of
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the classics.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the only one of besides you know,
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: as a kid, my dad like took a Fantasia. I
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: remember seeing that in the theater. I think I was
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: like two or three years old.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, too young to understand that
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: you need to see that movie on drugs, as far
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: as that's what I've heard. While keeping in mind, that
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: movie kind of freaked me out. Along with the drunk
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: scene in Pinocchio. Those mess me up to the point
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: where I didn't want to do drugs and watch those movies.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: My dad's favorite movie was The Jungle Book, so we
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: would go almost every week when he had I think
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: it was a Friday he had off, yeah, and we'd
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: go see The Jungle Book. But then after that, I
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: think Aladdin was the last thing I saw only because
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: the Tiger and Aladdin has my name. The Tiger's name
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: is Roger Yep.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: So all the Disney live action remakes of the animated
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: classics is the fault of The Jungle Book. When Jon
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Favreau did it years ago, he went to Disney or whatever,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: it was like, Hey, I want to do a live
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: action thing at the Jungle Book. They're like okay, And
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a lot of the stuff that they did on that
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: film carried over into the Mandala or like certain production
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: elements and things and how they did and how they
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: shot certain things. But that movie was so successful as
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: a live action remake, Disney's like, let's do that.
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: With all of them. Yeah, people should like not like
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: Disney because of the anti semitism Walt Disney had. That's
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: where we should start.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: You mean, but like you mean like the O G
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: blackface characters in Mickey's World, Yes, going down to mississ
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Hip our uncle Remus.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's a song on the South that's still
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Man, you gotta look, you gotta look for it.
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So if you if you want to find a
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: reason to not like Disney, live action remakes should shouldn't
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: be the reason.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the irony is like, if you really want
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: to find and you know, an original version of the
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: Song of the South. In order to find it, Disney's
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: probably hidden it somewhere extremely deep and a cotton.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: Pat We're in the back of the Trump Bible.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: So anyway, a happy birthday to ye Felu. She is
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: thirty eight today. Actually sorry, she is thirty eight. She
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: was the star of the Mulan remake. And I want
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: to make sure that I throw this birthday in because, man,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you talk about someone that's had a very interesting twelve months.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Blake Lively is thirty eight years old today, not only
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: the star of Gossip Girl, she's married to Ryan Reynolds
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: and had a little little dust up with her co
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: stars slash Director from the movie she put out last
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: year right after the dead Pool and Wolverine movie came out,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: which is still ongoing by the way, and in that
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: time managed to become really really, really really good friends
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: with Taylor Swift and end up as a track on
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's new album We're assuming it's about her that's
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: titled Ruin the Friendship Hell ofvi Here Blake.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, so they're not friends anymore.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think Taylor from what I read,
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Taylor got mad about feeling like Blake kind of used
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: her in a PR stunt.
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh no, an actress used a singer in a
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: PR stunt. Oh when has that ever happened? Yeah?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, So Blake Lively thirty eight years old today. Other birthdays, say,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: if there's anything else really worth Mitchell's she played Summer
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: on the OC. Rachel Bilson is forty four. Kel Mitchell
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: from keenanan Kel is forty seven.
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: He still looks like he's twenty one.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Good for him.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Alexander Scar's Guard forty nine today. He was one of
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: the true Blood vampire guys. After that, he had a
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: very interesting role as his take in a Tarzan movie.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I think was it called Gray Skull or maybe it
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: was just Tarzan whatever. It's actually of all the Tarzan movies,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not I've seen pretty much all of them, even
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: though I don't love the film. I don't know why
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: I keep watching them. When they came out. I liked
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: his version. It was interesting.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you can say that about a lot of
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: movies that you watch. I don't know why I keep
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: watching them. But I do. That's kind of your motto.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: And he's also he's one of John scars Guard's kids.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: The scars Guard clan.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: That sounds like something I should be frightened by.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: It's just on the name. We all should.
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: You know the scars Guards.
• 41:31
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: It is interesting though, because you're talking about like like
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the like the two sons. I mean they're playing some
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: interesting roles, like when they all get together for things giving.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: You know, you've got Alexander Scar's guard. He can say, well,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I played Tarzan. Well, then his brother Bill can be like,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: I played penny Wise, the clown.
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  Speaker 3: It's like.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: And Dad goes Dad, and Dad just whips it out
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: on the table and goes Marvel.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Uh and what did he whip out? The check?
• 42:02
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• 42:47
  Speaker 1: Uh raj I apologize. I probably should have started this
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: show today with this, but I got sidetracked by zombie
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: squirrels and COVID and what happens all these things. How
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: was your big date? Uh?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: It was. It was lovely. Uh, it was very nice.
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: We had nice dinner and nice conversation. It was a yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think there were like tremendous sparks flying,
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: but it was very uh casual, comfortable and and and
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: I really enjoyed it. So we're gonna We're gonna do
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: it again.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Was there a bill at the end of the date,
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the Russian or from the restaurant either one?
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: Uh? Yes, there was a I paid the dinner bill. Okay, good, Yeah,
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: she didn't ask for anything, all right.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Well, because there were some questions because of the way
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: that the two of you met, in the place that
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: you met, and the way you described her. And again,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I love you, you're you're a great friend. I've known
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: you for over twenty years. But from everything you described,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: this woman had no business going out with you.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: That is correct. Uh, to the to the point where
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: like we went to we went to this place that
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: I frequent here in Addison, and even one of the guys.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: That was we run out on the patio by the
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: on the bar, and one of the guys was like,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: that's she's with you and I was like, yes, I
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: don't know why either, but uh yeah, so okay.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can guess. Let me see
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: if I can guess the date here. So you met
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: at Stadium Cafe and Addison, one of the most romantic
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: bar in all of North Texas. Yes, I'm pretty sure
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: the carpet in that place, which I love, by the way,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: not the carpet. I love Stadium Cafe, but I'm pretty
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: sure the carpet, what little of it is left, is
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: older than all three of us combined.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I do love that bar. Uh, that's where you met.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Mm I just want him to go watch the X Games.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: And I was just talking to this young kid who
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: was like, I was saying, who wants to get into
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: producing and music and stuff like this, And this lady
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: just kept bumping into me with her boobs, with her boots.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: And she's extremely attractive and Russian. And she came to
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: one of your shows and brought her also attractive in
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Russian friends, to which I just started assuming Trey that
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: she's an escort gotta be because why is she missing
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: with raj H. So anyway, uh, we still don't know
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: for sure that she's not, but at least she didn't
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: charge you for the hangout. So the date that you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: actually went on was in Addison. You said you're at
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: a bar and you were sitting on a patio. Did
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you take her? Was it? Did you take her to quarterbar?
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: We went to Love and Tana.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, monkey Duck was going to be my next answer
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: because they got a little patio area in the back.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: We went to Love and Tana. I had some uh
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: she had I had diet coke. She had a couple
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: of margarita's and some street tapos. And yeah, it was
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: about two hours long. It was a lovely, great conversation.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: So at the end, I said, uh, you know, I
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: gotta run. I gotta go meet somebody else to do
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: some stuff for like, because I do go back for
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: the homeless. So I was meeting up with somebody else
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: to get some I give cards that they were offering,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, I got to run and
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: go do something else, but I'll be I'll be back
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: on Sunday. Do you want to do this again. And
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: she gave me a very sweet kiss on the cheek
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: and said absolutely dah. And I kissed her on the
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: cheek and she's like, so that's and she said it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: She goes, so that's it. I go till Sunday.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: You're either very stupid or you're brilliant.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I would like to think brilliant, my friend.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: You're either very stupid or very sinister.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm sinister. I know, I knew, I knew exactly
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: what I did. Like, that's it. I was like, till Sunday.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: People want more.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, then also you get the element of danger
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: thrown in because you're telling her I'll be back on Sunday,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: even though I'm going to Tulsa.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: I might not be you might speak at my funeral.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: But she knows if you come back from Tulsa. She's like, oh,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: he survived Bratva.
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: I mean she's also from Ukraine. So she was like,
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Tulsa's nothing, buddy.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Keith, Tulsa whatever.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, Yeah, you could have, you know, like the
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: soldier going off to war, going I might not be back,
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: making a night to remember.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Gosh, just playing the long game.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: But you can't say that when you're going to Tulsa.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah you can.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, really to.
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: The lady from Ukraine like, no, you can't.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You just send her episodes of the first forty eight.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: By the time you get back, she'll jump on you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: like you've you've made it.
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: She can show me clips from CNN, like you have
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: fun in Tulsa. I'm like, but no, she was very sweet.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: It was it was lovely. We had a great time. Yeah,
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: overall I thought, she.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Can't wait to see you again.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: That's what That's what she said. So and then she
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: you know, we've texted back and forth, so there's still
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: you know, the interest is still there. So let's see
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: what happens.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Fingers are crossed for you, for her and for traveling
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: to Tulsa.
• 48:12
  Speaker 3: So let's see. We're gonna have dinner on again next week,
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: So let's see what happens. It might it might move
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: to something else, or it could be just a really
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: lovely friendship.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: If it is Trey, I can already see Trey's face
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: and his thoughts behind his eyes. If this turns out
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to be a beautiful friendship, then you got introduced to Trey.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Oh and her friends that came out with her. I mean,
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: they're all and everybody would be right to be like
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: I think they're escorts. They're not. They're not escorts.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: But how do they feel about fifty one year old
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: men with a three pound huaha?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure there's two of them that are. I
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: don't know, Trey's tight, Like, are you like brunette blonde?
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: Which one's I'm a blonde, big boob guy and that's
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: what she is. And then there's her two friends were
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: brunettes also from Ukraine. Beautiful, beautiful ladies. So maybe we
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: could triple date. You can find somebody who can bring Daisy,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: and somebody can have a date with Daisy Knew and
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: me and an Italian. Yeah, I'm in all right.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I can't wait. I can't wait to hear about.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: Any of this.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: This is fun.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: See I'm your Daiity trail.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: Worst case scenario. I'll just bring a bunch of pizzas
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: to the hospital room where you're recovering from your gunshot.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: And you're the sweet guy that gets to hit on
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, I like it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I'll bring I'll bring the shasta.
• 49:54
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