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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 23rd 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the graphic nature of this program, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised. The Woody Show. This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 2: Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Class is now
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  Speaker 2: in session. Hey, good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: It is Wednesday. It's September the 23rd, 2026. Day number
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  Speaker 2: three of five as we make our way through the week.
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  Speaker 2: We are the Woody Show. Woody, Greg, Dennis, Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 2: We got Seabass. We got Sammy. Jeff G is here.
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  Speaker 2: We got Morgan, our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer.
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  Speaker 2: Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Bort. We got Menji.
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  Speaker 2: to get to on the show today, September 23rd. Today
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  Speaker 2: is National Apple Cider Vinegar Day.
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  Speaker 4: Really?
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  Speaker 2: I seem to remember, weren't people drinking that crap for
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  Speaker 2: a while?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sick of hearing about it.
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  Speaker 3: To try to lose weight?
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, it really does help your stomach.
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  Speaker 5: I would take it.
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  Speaker 2: When I would get really.
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  Speaker 6: Sick from eating something, it would make the pain go away.
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  Speaker 6: It didn't make me not sick, but it made the
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  Speaker 6: pain not.
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  Speaker 2: Like smelling that stuff and then the idea of vinegar.
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  Speaker 5: Can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I think it would be the opposite. It sounds like
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  Speaker 2: something that would tear a hole in your stomach.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously. I don't get how it helps. I really don't.
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  Speaker 3: Me neither.
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  Speaker 5: All I know is that it does.
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  Speaker 2: That was a big thing for a minute.
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  Speaker 3: People drink the red wine vinegar too. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Today's National Checkers Day. Checkers. Checkers. Yeah, like the game.
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  Speaker 5: Like King Me, Checkers.
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  Speaker 2: I played it once a year at Cracker Barrel. That's
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  Speaker 2: about it. So there's another version of it, right? With
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  Speaker 2: the golf tees, right? It's not a trial game. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's a peg game. That's a one-player game. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: isn't it called something checkers? Like, it's a type of checkers?
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  Speaker 2: What was Chinese checkers? A slur, probably. No, because it
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  Speaker 2: had little marbles and stuff, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there was a star, you know, the marbles. You
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  Speaker 5: had to move them across to the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about chubby checker? Chubby checker?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: A twist?
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  Speaker 2: It's international... International Day of Sign Languages. Today is National
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  Speaker 2: Great American Pot Pie Day. Give it to me. For
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  Speaker 2: some time now, I've been eyeing the pot pie at Costco,
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  Speaker 2: which is about 25 pounds. And I thought to myself,
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  Speaker 2: number one, if I brought this in here, would you
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  Speaker 2: guys eat it?
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  Speaker 5: Are you kidding us? We would destroy it. But number two,
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  Speaker 5: I'd have to bake it at home because it wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: fit inside the little office oven.
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  Speaker 2: But we need it.
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  Speaker 6: I was just at a wedding that was passing around
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  Speaker 6: hors d'oeuvres that had mini little pot pies and it
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  Speaker 6: was so good.
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  Speaker 2: How many did you eat, Fat Sammy?
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  Speaker 5: So many.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say this and I've been over here going,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I'm going to keep my mouth shut because
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  Speaker 2: then you guys will not eat it. Oh, God. But
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  Speaker 2: that Costco chicken pot pie, that giant one is good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's really good. You've had it? Yeah, a
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  Speaker 2: number of times. Uh-oh. See? That means it's probably garbage.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: Pro tip. Pro tip is to make sure you brush
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  Speaker 2: the butter, like some melted butter over the top of
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  Speaker 2: it when you bake it. Oh, I thought you were
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  Speaker 2: going to say, like.
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  Speaker 5: Pro tip, clear your schedule afterwards.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's really good.
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  Speaker 5: I want it so bad.
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  Speaker 2: Today is National Snack Stick Day. Okay. Snack sticks?
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  Speaker 5: Like meat sticks?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they can't say Slim Jim. That reminds me, there
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  Speaker 2: was another dumb world record for you, Greg. Oh, rip. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: some people in Omaha, they created the longest Slim Jim. Now,
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  Speaker 2: it had to be coiled around a big, like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: wire rack kind of thing. But once they unspooled it,
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  Speaker 2: it came out to 429 feet and 5 inches long.
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  Speaker 3: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: Of Slim Jim. Massive meat.
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  Speaker 3: They eat it?
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  Speaker 2: That's huge.
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  Speaker 3: That is beyond huge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, I'm not a big jerky guy. But
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  Speaker 2: every once in a while, pretty good. But it beat
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  Speaker 2: the old record quite handily by 116 feet.
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  Speaker 1: Damn.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of Slim Jim. Oh, yeah. Step into
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  Speaker 2: a Slim Jim. Dude, why is beef jerky like $ 9
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  Speaker 2: million an ounce?
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  Speaker 5: Every single bag.
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  Speaker 3: Good God.
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  Speaker 2: Today in history, Menace. It was today in 1962. that
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  Speaker 2: the Jetsons premiered on ABC. Wow. The cartoon series was
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  Speaker 2: the first program to be carried by the network in color.
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  Speaker 2: The Jetsons had AI and everybody was fine. So stop
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  Speaker 2: freaking out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They were living it up.
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  Speaker 5: And that was probably supposed to be like 2000 or something.
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  Speaker 2: I love the Jetsons.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And they had a sex robot. Yep.
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  Speaker 7: Rosie.
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  Speaker 5: She was a sex robot.
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  Speaker 2: No, it was the dog. Oh, there was a sex robot. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A sex dog robot.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, 2062.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing they got wrong about the future is
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  Speaker 2: that Mr. Stanley was mean and yelled. And as a
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  Speaker 2: manager in 2026, here in the future, you're not allowed
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  Speaker 2: to yell. Well, maybe by that time. It turned around.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be able to yell again. Yeah, was it
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  Speaker 5: Stanley's Sprockets and Cogsworth's Cogs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those were the competing companies. That was the Pepsi
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  Speaker 2: to their Coke.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like somebody used AI or something to reimagine.
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  Speaker 2: Remember the beginning of the show? And they're doing like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Daughter Judy.
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  Speaker 3: Jane, his wife.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then.
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  Speaker 2: He goes to take some money out of the wallet
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  Speaker 2: because she's going shopping. Because that's what she does all day.
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  Speaker 2: That's what women do. She's a woman of the future.
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  Speaker 5: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: She's going to go shopping. They don't have to work.
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  Speaker 2: And then she took the entire wallet full of cash
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  Speaker 2: and left him with a couple bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: And then drops out of the bottom of the little
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  Speaker 2: space car, the flying car. That's what women would be doing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but somebody, did you see the AI version?
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Where he's like, no, no, no. Hey, hey, bitch. I
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  Speaker 2: gave you the $ 2. This is for me. This is
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  Speaker 2: for you. I don't want to spoil your beans here,
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  Speaker 2: but that's a Family Guy parody. Oh, it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. Well,
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  Speaker 2: whoever did it was really good. I didn't see it
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  Speaker 2: on the Family Guy. Shout out to Seth. Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to Seth MacFarlane.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry for giving the credit to AI.
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  Speaker 3: For spoiling your beans.
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  Speaker 6: Also, fun fact about the Jetsons is that the mom,
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  Speaker 6: Jane Jackson, was like 33, and the daughter, Judy, was 16.
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  Speaker 2: Do the math.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, damn.
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  Speaker 9: Wait, in the future you can do that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got real cool about age consent.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't care.
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  Speaker 2: That's because Jane. You full-fledged slut.
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  Speaker 3: 17-year-old whore.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jane. Jeez.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and George Judson, 40.
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  Speaker 10: Gross.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, what? That's problematic. Yeah, I agree. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 2: it was in Alabama. Time for your birthdays. All right,
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  Speaker 2: starting with some celebrity birthdays. He was George Costanza on Seinfeld,
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  Speaker 2: Jason Alexander. Nice. I saw his ice cream one time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's pretty interesting. He's 67 years old today. Your favorite Gregori.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Whose birthday? One of Greg's favorite people. I say that sarcastically.
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  Speaker 2: Billy Porter.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a Billy?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was just Billy Porter's birthday. Yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a different Billy?
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 3: Is it a Bruce?
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: Lucky. Well, you know what? Accentuate the positive. He's getting
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  Speaker 3: older and hopefully closer to death.
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  Speaker 2: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Not anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Greg hates him some Bruce Springsteen. And not, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: just him as a person. Everything about him.
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  Speaker 3: Person, his voice. Yeah. All the people he duped into
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  Speaker 3: thinking he could sing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a Bruce Springsteen worshiper, but he does have
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  Speaker 2: a few good songs.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Bruce Springsteen is 77 today. Anthony Mackie. from the Marvel movies.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And a whole bunch of other stuff. Eight Mile, The
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  Speaker 2: Hurt Locker. He's 48. Hasan Minhaj. Oh, yeah. That's his boyfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Hasan Minhaj. Is 41. That's his name. Yep. He was
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  Speaker 2: Anna Kendrick's boyfriend, Jesse, in the Pitch Perfect movies. Skylar Astin.
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  Speaker 5: Yes. Love him.
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  Speaker 2: Is 39 years old today. Lazy Bone from Bone Thugs-N-Harmony
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  Speaker 2: is 52. And Julio Iglesias, the master Spanish swordsman. Enrique's father.
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  Speaker 2: He is 83 years old today.
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  Speaker 8: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: And then you got your porno birthday. Today's porno birthday
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  Speaker 2: is Jane Wild. And today's birthday girl, she's had more
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  Speaker 2: bones in her than a dumpster behind KFC. Good one, Morgan.
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  Speaker 2: 925 fine films, including... If at fist, you don't succeed.
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  Speaker 5: Amazing.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Bushy Babes Volumes 4 and 5.
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  Speaker 5: God bless her.
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  Speaker 2: She was fantastic in The Best Butt Sluts Volume 2.
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  Speaker 2: The best? Visiting My Anal In-Laws. She was in I
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  Speaker 2: Banged a Black Guy with My Stepmom. Also, Greg, Lesbian
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  Speaker 2: Domestic Dispute.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 2: She was in Squirtmasters Fountain of Juice.
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  Speaker 3: Sick.
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  Speaker 2: And then who can forget her unforgettable role in Wow,
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  Speaker 2: We're Kind of Sluts, Huh? You know, I just realized
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  Speaker 2: that's Jane Wilde, who's 28 years old. old today. And
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  Speaker 2: that's your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that look
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  Speaker 2: of a couple of things to... A couple of big holidays.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Hot Pie Day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Love that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Billy Porter got a mention.
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  Speaker 9: I forgot to tell you that Billy Porter was... He
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  Speaker 9: got spotted by one of my friends at a gay
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  Speaker 9: club called the Tool Shed, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, did he? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: If you want the address. Oh, yeah. Maybe he'll run
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  Speaker 2: into him there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The Tool Shed.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Take a quick break. More Woody Show is next. Hang on.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to be in or around Rancho Cucamonga
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  Speaker 2: this Thursday, September 24th? What's up, everybody? It's Menace.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to be at Living Spaces from 5 to
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  Speaker 7: 7 p.m. Giving away thousands of dollars worth of gift
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  Speaker 7: cards and so much more. Again, this Thursday, September 24th
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  Speaker 7: from 5 to 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: At Living Spaces. In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody
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  Speaker 2: Show podcast. All right. Time to check in with Gina Grad.
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  Speaker 5: Well, Converse has pulled that ad featuring that K-pop star
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  Speaker 5: Karina after people said the image looked like a KKK
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  Speaker 5: lynching imagery thing. I don't know if you've seen the picture,
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  Speaker 5: but definitely Google it.
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  Speaker 2: When you zoom in and then you screenshot the zoomed
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  Speaker 2: in thing.
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  Speaker 5: Wait a second. Karina was holding a pair of black
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  Speaker 5: Chuck Taylors while a triangle white shape behind her was
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  Speaker 5: compared to a KKK hood. And the dangling shoes were
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  Speaker 5: interpreted by some people as someone being hanged. Converse apologized.
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  Speaker 5: They removed the image and says it's reviewing how the
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  Speaker 5: ad got approved.
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  Speaker 2: See, like when you see the entire ad and you
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  Speaker 2: would just show it to somebody, you go, oh, but
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  Speaker 2: that's not how any of the coverage was. All the
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  Speaker 2: coverage was all cropped. The cropped zoomed in image. They
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  Speaker 2: go and they told you what you were looking for.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when you say, oh, this dog says I
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  Speaker 2: love you.
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  Speaker 8: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Just because there's like a when you tell people that
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  Speaker 2: they're going to see that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: In the uncropped image, you can tell they're just holding
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  Speaker 3: a pair of shoes.
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  Speaker 5: Exactly. But I did look it up because that's exactly
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  Speaker 5: what I wanted to know. And it did look like
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  Speaker 5: one of the ads was that picture. It was like
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  Speaker 5: the icon Chuck Taylor coming this date or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Now, even when I saw the full ad, it didn't
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  Speaker 2: make me want to buy those shoes. So maybe not
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  Speaker 2: a great ad anyway. Yeah. I wasn't like, man, I
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  Speaker 2: got to get these shoes.
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  Speaker 5: Don't blame the ad.
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  Speaker 9: It's funny that you say that because somebody was just
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  Speaker 9: talking to me the other day. Or it was an
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  Speaker 9: image that I saw like multiple times and didn't even
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  Speaker 9: think anything about it. And they go, look, look at
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  Speaker 9: this image. Does it look like there's a penis in it?
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  Speaker 9: And I go, oh yeah, it does look like a penis.
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  Speaker 3: But it goes- If you're looking for it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They suggested the image and you saw it.
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  Speaker 2: And I usually have penis on the mind. Exactly. Everything
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  Speaker 2: looks like a penis. What was the audio? Like green needle?
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  Speaker 5: Green needle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And brainstorm.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God. I couldn't think of the other word
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  Speaker 5: the other night. It was driving me crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It was the weirdest, though.
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  Speaker 5: Rainstorm and Green Needle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Brainstorm.
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  Speaker 5: Is it Brainstorm?
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  Speaker 3: Brainstorm.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And that one, I don't know how they do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's weird.
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  Speaker 5: It just makes you remember how dumb we are as humans.
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  Speaker 5: We can be tricked that easily.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You tell people what they're watching for or listening
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  Speaker 2: for and they'll get it. Yeah. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Here's you want to hear the clip? Yes. All right.
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  Speaker 2: So what does this say? Green needle or brainstorm? I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to tell you it says green needle.
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  Speaker 5: Got it.
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  Speaker 2: Tell me if you hear anything else.
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  Speaker 5: Right.
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  Speaker 2: Now, when I tell you, oh, you're going to hear
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  Speaker 2: brainstorm and you listen to it thinking brainstorm. So brainstorm
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  Speaker 2: is what you want. Brainstorm is what you're listening for.
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  Speaker 2: Brainstorm is in this clip.
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  Speaker 5: See, it literally sounds like you play two different clips.
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  Speaker 3: It's so clear.
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  Speaker 2: Right. It's so weird.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: Well, an ICE officer who shot that dude in Austin
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  Speaker 5: over the weekend wasn't wearing his assigned body camera.
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  Speaker 2: Accidentally forgot it.
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  Speaker 5: Agents were trying to arrest this guy who had an
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  Speaker 5: outstanding deportation order when the ICE officer shot him in
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  Speaker 5: the back. He was treated at a hospital and transferred
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  Speaker 5: into federal custody. The whole thing is under investigation, but
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  Speaker 5: now we have a camera these days and this guy's
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  Speaker 5: an idiot for not wearing it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, look, here's the thing. Uh, the, the body cam
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  Speaker 2: has been the best thing to happen to law enforcement
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  Speaker 2: because now think about dash cams for your car.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Everything's on deck when people go, Oh no, this happened.
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  Speaker 2: Oh really? Here's the dash cam video. And there, now
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  Speaker 2: there's no disputing it. So if you are doing the
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  Speaker 2: right thing, you're a police officer, uh, in this case,
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  Speaker 2: ice agent, whatever you're doing and you're doing things by
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  Speaker 2: the book and you're following the rules, uh, The camera
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  Speaker 2: will show that. And you will hear that things were
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: done the right way.
• 14:51
  Speaker 5: You don't even have to defend yourself.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: When you don't have that thing that will protect you,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: it's almost like, man, you have to go with whatever
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: the story is.
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and getting shot in the back is not great.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: Because you had the ability to wear this thing. It's
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: your responsibility to make sure you've got it, it's on,
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: it's working before you do anything.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: But that's the thing. If somebody is turned around, facing
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: away from you, you can't claim self-defense.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: Well, he was running right away from me. Exactly. That's
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: what you yell.
• 15:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: He's running away from me.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: Right in front of me was running away.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:24
  Speaker 5: Well, we now know what killed Hayden Panettiere. She was
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: 36 years old when she died from toxic effects of
• 15:31
  Speaker 5: fentanyl and a bunch of other drugs, and her death
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: has been ruled an accident. Toxicology also found Xanax, a
• 15:37
  Speaker 5: muscle relaxer, and some other substances in her system. Now,
• 15:41
  Speaker 5: as you remember, she was found unresponsive at a house
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: in South Carolina last month where her boyfriend gave her
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: Narcan and performed CPR, but she couldn't be revived. The
• 15:50
  Speaker 5: DEA is investigating where the drugs came from. And I
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: looked up all these drugs because they have long names
• 15:56
  Speaker 5: and I wasn't familiar with most of them, if you
• 15:57
  Speaker 5: can imagine. And so many of them say, okay, this
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: does this. It's fine on its own. Do not take
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: it with the following. And, of course, a lot of
• 16:06
  Speaker 5: it was the list that they found in her.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Well, they all say don't take it with alcohol, for example.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: But Xanax and beer is the best combo.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Thank you, Dr.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Gregg.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: And I recommend it to everyone.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: With a chaser? No, no, no. I wouldn't do that.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: No.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Yes, I was being serious. God, relax, everybody.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: God, Dr. Beck.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Chill.
• 16:27
  Speaker 5: Well, Giants quarterback Jackson Dart's knee injury may be a
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: lot worse than everybody thought. So he got smashed between
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: two Rams defenders Monday night. The Giants first thought it
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: was just a sprained MCL, but further testing showed he
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: could need season-ending surgery. He's getting second and third opinions
• 16:44
  Speaker 5: from the doctors. And in the meantime, Jameis Winston takes
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: over as quarterback.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I'm loving, man? I'm loving all the
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Caleb Williams stuff. memes, the AI videos that people are making. Oh,
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: it's so funny, dude. He hurt his hamstring. It looks
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: like he's even going to play this week. But, man,
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: the way he reacted, like he'd been shot. Oh, yeah.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: The videos, they're so dirty with language, I can't even
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: play them. But, man, are they funny. Like, he's such
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: a little baby. Yeah.
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: Well, apparently it hurt real bad.
• 17:17
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Like, oh my God, this guy, I thought you were
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: a football player, dude. Yeah. Was he flopping or something? No,
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: he's not flopping. He hurt his, like he injured his hamstring. Okay.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: But not.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: To any kind of serious degree, he's probably not even
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: going to miss a week.
• 17:33
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: But you would have thought he snapped his ACL the
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: way that he reacted.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: When I saw it, I was like, oh, his season's over.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: That sucks.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: He was doing really well.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Because of the way he reacted on the field.
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess some people just have like a super
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: low pain tolerance.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: Well, that, but like I said, some testing shows it
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: could be a season-ending surgery involved.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: This is the same little guy who, you know, in college, like,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: crawled up into the stands and curled up in his
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: mommy's lap and was crying after the game.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: What?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, dude.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: It was a big thing. Yeah. He's such a sissy.
• 18:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: But the memes and the stuff that are going on
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: is so great, man.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Well, we've got some fast food on fast food crime
• 18:11
  Speaker 5: in the news. So two Wendy's employees in Georgia allegedly
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: broke into a McDonald's worker's car while wearing their Wendy's uniforms.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: They stole his backpack and they took off, but cops
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: found one of them hiding in a nearby grocery store.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: The second guy was even easier to ID because he
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: had applied for a job at that McDonald's a few
• 18:29
  Speaker 5: weeks earlier.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, he wanted to switch teams?
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: He was put in the transfer portal? Yeah. From Wendy,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: he wanted to go to McDonald's?
• 18:36
  Speaker 5: He was onboarded?
• 18:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: And cops eventually found him back at Wendy's working behind
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: the counter like nothing happened. So apparently he didn't get
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: the job at McDonald's and decided to come back for
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: a little vengeance.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, well, there was a story about one of the
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: largest Wendy's franchisees. Like they own a ton of stores
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: as one franchise owner owns a bunch of stores and
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: they filed for bankruptcy. And I forget what percentage of
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Wendy's business this franchise owner represents.
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: But it's not good.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I like Wendy's. Wendy's is good. I love Wendy's.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: Wendy's is great.
• 19:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: And finally, listen up, Woody, specifically, because we know you
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: like to mail your stuff at the very last minute,
• 19:11
  Speaker 5: 11th hour.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: I get distracted.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: So the Postal Service is already reminding people about thinking
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: about shipping for Christmas. So if you want your stuff
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: there before Christmas, the USPS says the deadline is December
• 19:26
  Speaker 5: 17th for Ground Advantage and First Class Mail.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: I've got plenty of time.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: They know who they're dealing with. A lot of dum-dums.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: A lot of woodies out there. Yeah.
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: December 18th for Priority Mail and December 19th for Priority
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: Mail Express, which you will be paying for. Shipping is
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: also getting more expensive with temporary holiday price increases starting
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: October 4th and running through January 17th.
• 19:48
  Speaker 8: Oh, my God.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: You know, get those Christmas presents out this week.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: See, when it comes to all the Christmas presents, my
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: wife's in charge of that.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm totally in charge of that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: I do like for, you know, my dad, my mom,
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: those guys. That's the birthday cards, right? Or for my wife,
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: an anniversary card. Wife's easy because I don't have to
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: send it anywhere. But man, when I got to get
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: a birthday card or something to a parent or something
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: like that, that's where I get so distracted. I'm like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: damn it.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Now I got to overnight it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I do a calendar.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: To get it there on time.
• 20:19
  Speaker 5: I do a notification like this has to be in
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: the mail by this day or whatever. Also, I don't
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: know if this is going to be weird. Sammy might
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: be the only one who appreciates it, but you might
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: even think it's weird. I already bought all of my
• 20:31
  Speaker 5: parents and in-laws Christmas presents.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: That's fine. Yeah, getting ahead of it. My wife will
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: do that. She's pretty good. I mean, because she's thinking
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: about Christmas, I think, 364 days a year. You have to.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: You have to? You have to. It's mandatory.
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: Because when you come across something and it reminds you
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: of someone, you go, oh, this would be great for them.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: Just buy it. And then that's one person checked off
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: the list. Easy.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I've always thought that's what I was going to do.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: If I was just somewhere, my wife's getting a card
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: for somebody for something, I would just look at the
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: cards and go, oh, and take a look. If I
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: see the good card, just grab it.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Have it already in the house.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: You know, and then go like, oh, let me go
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: to the pile of cards that I thought was pretty good.
• 21:08
  Speaker 5: But here's the problem with me.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I will do that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: And be ready.
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: And I'll have the best intentions and I'll bring it
• 21:12
  Speaker 5: home and I'm like, look at me. And then I
• 21:14
  Speaker 5: absolutely 100% lose the card.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like people that buy treadmills and, you know, ellipticals. Oh, no.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: If I had the house, I would totally use it
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: all the time.
• 21:21
  Speaker 5: But I lose it. It's gone.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You have the best intention. Yes. And then you
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: go through, oh, my mom's birthday's coming up. Just kind
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: of flip through the birthday cards.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: That's good.
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: You know, just buy them when they're on sale.
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: Is it like accordion files? So it's like sympathy.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, just in a shoe box or whatever.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: That's a great idea. And that's what's going on, Woody.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Gina Grand. You got it. And now,
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: back to The Woody Show. Somebody texted over. We're talking
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: about Jackson Dart and his injury. Could likely be out
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: for the rest of the season.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Week three is just starting. I'm already out. And then
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: I said, man, I'm loving all the memes and videos
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: that people are posting on social media just clowning on
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: Caleb Williams, who's the quarterback for the Chicago Bears. He's
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: such a little bitch. Where'd it go? Oh, yeah, I'm
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: starting to lose all respect for Woody and Jeff G
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: for hating on my quarterback, Caleb. Oh, you guys are
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: going to. You guys are going to be so cute together.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: I have the clip. Jeff G cleaned it up. I
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: said some of these are because the language is dirty
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: and everything else, but it's really funny. There was one
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: this guy did where it was comparing when Aaron Rodgers
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: snapped his Achilles. Remember when he first started with the Jets? Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: They ran out the flag and the whole thing, and
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: then the first series was out for the rest of
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: the season because he got up, he walked off the field,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: and he's kind of waving people off like, no, I'm good.
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Caleb Williams barely, you know, like grazes his hamstring. I
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: don't know, whatever. Minor hamstring injury. He's going to play
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: this week, it looks like. But like he's wailing on
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: the ground as if he, you know.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Got shot.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Someone like cut his spinal cord. I guess you couldn't
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: react if somebody cut your, like you wouldn't be able to.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you'd be paralyzed.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Like if he snapped his Achilles.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, there you go.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I said they make much sense. Yeah, here's a. Caleb
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Williams goes down with a serious looking injury. Caleb, what's wrong?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: What did you hurt? I chipped my nail polish. I
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: think you're just on your period, you little bitch. And
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: the trainers walk away. F * * * this guy.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: I chipped my nail polish.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: He's got a different color on every finger. I chipped
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: my nail polish. You promised he wasn't flopping. Huh? No,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: he wasn't flopping. He's hurt. There's no, like, I mean,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: you can flop, I guess, if you want to try
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: to sell, like, oh, you got hit in the head. Yeah.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Like helmet-to-helmet contact. Hot, right, Greg? That's pretty hot. There's
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: some flopping in football. Not nearly as bad as soccer, basketball. Basketball.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, basketball.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Basketball is getting just as bad as soccer.
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 24:21
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Uh, this, okay. Keep score. How many, you get a
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: point for each one that you could say that you do. These,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: these are, uh, it's a test to see if you're
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: mentally strong. I'm guessing. I don't think Caleb's very, he's
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: certainly not.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, physically. Yes.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: I mean, the guy's in shape. Can't take away. And he's,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: and look, Caleb Williams is a good football player. I'm
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: not trying to take that away, but dude, he seems
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: to be very dramatic. Well, yeah. I mean, I'm, To
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: be fair, if I'm on a football field, if somebody
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: so much put a finger on me, I'd probably flail.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: And I hated when he crawled up into the stands
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: and curled up in his mom's lap and cried. That
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I got to see. Here's the thing. I was embarrassed
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: and like, oh, God, for him.
• 25:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Secondhand embarrassment.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Like when people, they can't help.
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: And when did he do that?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, his last game at USC.
• 25:14
  Speaker 5: Mommy.
• 25:15
  Speaker 9: Oh, babe.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: Mommy.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: So an adult.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, an adult after the bowl game. It was very,
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: very public.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, dude, what are you doing, man?
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Oh, there it is. Oh, babe. I put Caleb Williams'
• 25:27
  Speaker 5: mom's lap.
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Comes right up. Yep.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: All right. So are you mentally strong? Give yourself a
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: point for any of these things.
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: You cut people off without warning. Is that like in
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: the car?
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: That makes you strong?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: But I guess.
• 25:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it's hard.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: You cut people off without warning. Oh, never mind. No contact.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: I'm reading it right. Yeah, contact. Yeah.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, you just pick up the phone and call.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: When Gina had that beef with her friend, the one
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: that was like all drama.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: It's not that you hadn't had a conversation with this person.
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: No.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: You would have a conversation with this person... And then
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: you're like, you know what? And then made the, so
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: it wasn't like it came out of nowhere.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: You're okay with ghosting them. There you go.
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: Very okay.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Idiot.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: So you cut people off without any warning. You never
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: have a conversation. You just ghost.
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: Just drop them.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't do that. I don't do that.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: I can't do that.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: You forgive, but never reconnect.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Probably.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm trying to get better at that.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to let things go. Not necessarily want to reconnect.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I think like I've always done. I've always been against people.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: The idea of you break up somebody and get back together. Right.
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: You've never done that?
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 26:51
  Speaker 5: You've never done that?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: No. Wow. That's. Because what happens you you break up
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: and then all you can do is think about oh
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: all the good things you forget immediately It's like amnesia Right. Yeah,
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: you forget all the reasons got you the place that
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: you broke up in the first place or whatever happened
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: and then I can write because whatever you're lonely you're
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: you know, you You like the idea of the relationship
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: but not necessarily the person you were in the relationship.
• 27:13
  Speaker 5: With there's more convenient Yeah.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: But like when somebody here's the thing if somebody screws
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: you over or whatever, you know burns you in some
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: way shape or form and Like, you don't ever go
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: back on that relationship, whether it's a romantic relationship, a
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: business or personal friendship.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You can't forget.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: A snake only sheds its skin to become a bigger snake.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: Ooh, I like that.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: Should have told 22-year-old Gina that. Got back together a
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: billion times.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't do that. But I am trying to
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: get better at, like, all right, things happen or whatever,
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: move on.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You don't post your every move. I don't do that.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Definitely not.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: You're okay walking alone.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Walking alone?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Sure. Well, I don't think necessarily literally, Greg. I think
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like just through life, like you're independent. Like you don't
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: have to have somebody. You don't always have to be
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: in a relationship. You don't have to.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: You say no without guilt.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: I have a tough time with that. I'm working on it.
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: I used to be awful at that. And I've gotten
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: good at that. That's been a work in progress thing.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: When they say no is a full sentence. I'm like,
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: is it though?
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: I did see a video recently. It was like a
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: guy's like, hey, man, ever since I turned 50. Like,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: I leave when I'm ready to go. I go to
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: a party or I do this. I leave when I'm
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: ready to go. I will say no without feeling guilty
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: about it. If somebody asked me something, to do something
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: or for something, I used to feel guilty. And maybe
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: that's what it is. Maybe that just comes with time
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: and age. I think so.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Definitely with age.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: You keep peace overproving. No.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Say that one again.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: You keep peace overproving.
• 28:57
  Speaker 5: Like you'd rather be happy than be right.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Nope. In an argument or whatever.
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: But I think you do get to an age, and
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: we've talked about this before, like if someone's just super
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: dumb and they won't stop arguing, you're like, you know what?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Gotta go.
• 29:11
  Speaker 5: You know, so I'll do that for sure.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Who was that? Oh, Keanu Reeves.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I do that now as I get older. I'm like,
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: sounds good, buddy.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Bye.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: He said, someone can tell you two plus two is six.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: You go, yep, you're right.
• 29:26
  Speaker 5: Math checks out.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Gotta go. I gave myself a point for that because
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: I just don't really care that much.
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's a random person, I don't care. I
• 29:33
  Speaker 5: can let it go.
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: But if it's someone in my life, no, no.
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: We're going over this.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: I'm concerned. Right.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: I'm with you on that.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Wait, menace. you say you keep peace over proving over
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: proving somebody wrong yeah yeah you're the first guy to
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: break out receipts yeah.
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: But I mean it's not every single argument you know
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: like I think the person that that wouldn't take a
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: point is somebody that does that every single time there's
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: a situation like that yeah.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: You adjust but never shrink. I don't know what that means.
• 30:04
  Speaker 5: Like, well, you don't try to become what somebody else needs,
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: but you'll make a little bit of an adjustment. Is
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: that what that means?
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. Let's skip that one.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: You don't overreact anymore. Nope, I sure do. Well, I'm
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: the king of sending an email in the moment of,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: you know, heat or whatever. The heat of the moment,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: whatever they call that. Like that's, you know, because it's fresh.
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: That's when you're at your best.
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: When you're angry. That's when you send your best emails. Yeah, right.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Or you fire off your best text message.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: If you let it breathe, you don't care anymore.
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: In the heat of the moment. That's the best one.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: Gotta wait till the next day.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: You heal privately.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: I'll let you know what's going on.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: I'd say yes. Gosh, my stomach hurts. You no longer
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: fear silence. Never did. Love it. Yeah, I love it too. Silence.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: Well, you like the silent treatment as well.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love the silent treatment. I love a quiet house.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: Buddy of mine talked to him yesterday. His wife's out
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: of town for the next week, and you would think
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: he won the lottery. Oh, speak. I thought of you.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: His kids are both off at college. His wife's going
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: out of town with some friends for a week, and
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: he's like, oh, he had one business dinner to hit
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: last night. He was going to that business dinner. And
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: then after that, it's a week of his own time.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: He has nothing on the schedule. He intentionally left it blank.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: He's going to go to work. And when work's over,
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: he's going right home. That's it. And he's going to
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: be there by himself.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: Speaking of the silent treatment, I was going to send
• 31:30
  Speaker 5: this to you, but I think I was inundating most
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: of you too much lately. But this is so me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: When it was a couple at Costco and says, when
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: she's mad at you, it's the best at Costco because
• 31:39
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden she has superhuman strength. Like she's
• 31:41
  Speaker 5: lifting the dog food by herself and putting it in.
• 31:43
  Speaker 5: She becomes super independent. She doesn't talk to you. It's
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: the best time to go to Costco is when she's
• 31:47
  Speaker 5: not speaking to you.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: She lifts everything herself. She doesn't ask any follow-up questions.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: There's a quarter, at least a quarter of the store
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I can skip. Yeah. I don't have to walk through it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: During a silent treatment?
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah. If I'm at Costco by myself without my wife,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: there's a whole quarter of the store. I don't even
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: have to walk. I don't need to walk through any
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: of the clothing. Got to snake the entire store. I
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: don't need to walk through any of like where the
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: makeups and lotions.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: And all that kind of crap.
• 32:13
  Speaker 5: They have great clothes. I always get my husband all
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: his stuff there.
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: Oh, I can be in and out of a store
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: in like two and a half minutes.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: In Costco? That's crazy.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like with Woody.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: You go there with purpose.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: You know what you need.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: You know where it is.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: For me, it's like a little like Staycation.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to buy a tub of something I
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: don't need.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Grab some samples. I can go to Costco for a
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: specific purpose and get out of there only getting that thing.
• 32:36
  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: I enjoy going to Costco knowing I'm going there for
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: a few specific things, but.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: You're going to let the items speak to you.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: I do walk the aisles. I'll walk through this entire
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: section of stuff just to see what they've got. I'm
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: perusing the meat section. What kind of meats are on sale?
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: The only section I'll skip because I don't get it
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: is the carb.
• 32:56
  Speaker 11: Liquids car liquids like oil windshield washer fluid yeah yeah
• 33:04
  Speaker 11: car liquids the.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Car sauce 877-44-WOODY you can send us a text over
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: to 22987 we'll take a break we'll come back more
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: woody show next hang on.
• 33:15
  Speaker 12: Here we go okay one two three one the woody
• 33:21
  Speaker 12: show LA's Alternative Rock.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: 0987.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: There was this.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Model, this legit fitness model that I worked with, and
• 33:31
  Speaker 5: he was super hot, and so I thought it would
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: be the ultimate power move to bang him, and I did.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: And then instead of him telling everyone, I told everyone,
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: because I thought that would make me look cool, and
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: it caused a ton of problems, and then he got fired.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: The Woody Show.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: How about some music news, you guys?
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Ooh.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Taylor Swift is releasing a new song on Friday
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: called Patient Zero.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Like I didn't know that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Don't have to tell Greg. Dude, she is not dumb.
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: She knows.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: She does.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: She does. She is selling. three different versions on CD.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: So what was it, Jeff? You were running down some
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: of the numbers for me.
• 34:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah, artists get about $ 1 to.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: $ 2 per CD, right? That's their take-home money. Yeah, is
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: that out of like a $ 20 CD? Yeah, usually like
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: anywhere between $ 15 and $ 20. Because these are only like
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: $ 3 to $ 5 or something like that.
• 34:31
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but that's still significant money compared to streaming because
• 34:35
  Speaker 12: streaming is like, Point zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, three.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: A thousand. Yeah. She's going to cash out, man. I
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: saw some video with Snoop Dogg and he was talking
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: about how a billion streams. equaled, I forget what it was,
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: $ 17, 000 or something. For a billion.
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: That math doesn't matter.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Something like that. Well, pull up the Snoop Dogg thing.
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. That's incredibly unfair.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so she's selling three different versions on CD on
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: her website. There's a regular version, Greg, an acoustic version,
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: and a piano version. Pre-ordered that. So the fans get
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: to buy the same song three times.
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: They'll do it, too, because in the past, remember, she
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: re-recorded all of her songs so she could sell them.
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: And then... I think she did that with another album
• 35:17
  Speaker 5: where there were different album covers and you had to
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: get them all.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: She did it with vinyl. And Woody, you love piano.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: You would get the piano version. I get the re-recording,
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: you know, because somebody else owned the original.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: That I get. That's cool petty stuff.
• 35:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: And not even petty because, I mean, you know, there's
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: a ton of money in that. It's your art. It's
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: your stuff.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: And then it's forcing you to buy all of these.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Anyway. Anyway. Cares about Taylor Swift. How about this? We're
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: getting a Wendy's album, you guys. What?
• 35:46
  Speaker 7: What?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Everybody's been waiting around for the My Chemical Romance, their
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: fifth album. Everybody's like, you know, waiting for that. We're
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: getting a Wendy's album before new My Chemical Romance. Wow.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Talk to me about this. The fast food chain. They've
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: got an emo album.
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, rip.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Rip.
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: So good. Oh, my God. Yeah. So they went on
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: social and the Wendy's logo with side bangs swooping over
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: one of her eyes. I saw that online. I thought
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: people were just playing around. No, man. So they posted
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: this six song track list. And you want to hear
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: some of the songs?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: More than anything.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Okay. So this is from the Wendy's emo album. It's
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: called She Said She Didn't Want Fries. Parenthetically, she lied.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: What'd she do? Did she dip them in your frosting?
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Or did she get her own frosting? That's called She
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Said She Didn't Want Fries, She Lied. This next one
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: from the new Wendy's album is called Salt in the Wound.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Salt in the Wound. Something tells me this is not
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: guaranteed human.
• 37:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: It has that AI sound.
• 37:08
  Speaker 5: Nope.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: I looked it up.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: It said the vocals are real.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 37:11
  Speaker 12: They're actually legit bands that made them.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: There's the track list on the paper.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: I just didn't know if they were real people or not.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: They're real bands.
• 37:19
  Speaker 9: My other question is, was this completely designed for Tyler?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Fast food.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Emo.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Dude, Tyler loves a good emo night. I got a
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: good Tyler story here in a second.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that first one, she says you want my fries.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: That was from the band Memphis May Fire.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: And then Salt in the Wound is by, I guess
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: it's an artist, but Wynonna Fighter.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: So not a Foo Fighter. Oh, that's like a- Fighter.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: It's like a roller derby name.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: From the new Wendy's Emo album. This is a song
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: by Silverstein called I Miss the Sunroom. I miss the sunroom.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Because remember Wendy's used to have those sunrooms.
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Yes!
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: The solarium in the room.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: It was so upscale. Yeah, with like red brick and
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of glass.
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: With the curveball.
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: Ceiling.
• 38:06
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Our laughter filled it.
• 38:08
  Speaker 5: I love it.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: That was the.
• 38:13
  Speaker 5: Soundtrack to the burgers that we shared.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: Pretty funny.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: This is hilarious.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Next one. Here, we'll get through the last couple of these.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: This one's called The Best Combo Meal on the Worst
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: Night of My Life by the band Bless the Fall.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: This could have all been the same band.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. For sure.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Because the vocals sound exactly the same. I mean, a
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: lot of those bands sound the same.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: Gina, do you think your kid would.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Be into this?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: I think he'd think it was hilarious.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: It's funny, right? Yeah, and it's good. I have Warped
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Tour right now. Yeah, seriously. The band is State Champs.
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: It's from the new Wendy's Emo album, a song called
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: It's Not a Phase, It's a Ten Piece. This is
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: my favorite.
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: I think they're only doing one version. I don't think
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: you get to buy it three times like you do
• 39:27
  Speaker 13: with the Taylor Swift.
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Here, one more.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: from the band Holy Wars. It can be found on
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: the new Wendy's Emo album. It's called My Frosty's Funeral.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Here we go. There you go.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I can so relate to that sentiment.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: That last sip. That's the new Wendy's Emo album. That's funny.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Available now. You can check it out.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: I don't hate it.
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: Dude, I stopped in the convenience store this morning. As
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I always do.
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: And I see the same guy behind the counter every
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: single day. Yeah.
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: Hey, man, what's up?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: You know, small talk stuff. Today he goes, hey, man.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: He goes, I just saw you online. I go, you did?
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: He goes, yeah. I was killing some time. I was
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: on Instagram. And you popped up. I go, I know
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: that dude. He comes in all the time. I go, oh, cool.
• 40:36
  Speaker 5: He goes, yeah.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: He goes, you host a radio show like The Breakfast Club. Yeah.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: He goes, dude, that guy's selling the lemonade. It was
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: all about it. Yeah, nice. He's like, I thought he
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: was going to get his ass kicked. Those guys are serious.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: I guess he didn't hang in there long enough to
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: know that those are Jeff G's friends.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: That was a great bit. It lives on, Tyler. Yeah.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: I guess Tyler. He's a legend.
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: Forever and ever.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: He's got some other gig he's doing now, too. and
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: where he's like selling cards, like trading cards. Oh, okay.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: But it's this thing, it's like online, right? Like it
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: streams or something?
• 41:19
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'm working with a specific company that basically
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: sells trading cards.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: Plug it.
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so I'm working for this company called Mama Breaks. Basically,
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: this is how it works. So let's say you have
• 41:31
  Speaker 8: a box of like football cards, right? You really like
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: the Bears. So you see like, hey, I can sell
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: you all the Bears cards in here before we even
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: open the box. You spend a certain amount of money.
• 41:41
  Speaker 8: Doesn't matter if it's a rare card. Doesn't matter if
• 41:43
  Speaker 8: it's base. Doesn't matter an autograph. If it's a bears card,
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: you automatically get it. So that's, that's what we do
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: over there. And I've been having a lot of fun
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: doing it.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: And you got to know like what, you know, what's
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: possibly in that box. Yeah. Like a so-and-so rookie card
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: kind of thing, like a, or a one-of-one type of situation.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Now here's the funny thing. So Tyler's on this stream
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: and he's, you know, He's pimping these cards and stuff
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: like that. And people are like, hey, man, you're the
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: adult lemonade stand guy. He's getting recognized as he's selling
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: these cards as the adult lemonade stand dude.
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: I've been doing it on Fanatics Live. And I told
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: people like, hey, look, if you want to make a
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: specific deal with me, go to my Instagram, like shoot
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: me a DM. So they're looking through my Instagram and
• 42:24
  Speaker 8: they're like. yo, what was up with that lemonade stand? Like,
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: that dude was going to kick your ass.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: See, I just am quite the salesman. I'm doing cards.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: I'm selling lemonade. Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: Just to help him out a little bit, what you
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: do is you download the Fanatics Live app, right?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: And then you search Mama Breaks. Yep. And you'll see
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: Tyler in there under shows. Yep. And I stream on
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: the weekends. That's pretty fun. Yeah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: We'll watch the hell out of that. It is pretty entertaining.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: Can I look up one now?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can watch reruns. You can go back and
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: watch our previous shows. Okay, cool. One thing about that job, man,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're going to meet a lot of
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: chicks in that line of work. That seems to be
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: mostly dudes who would be into cards and card trading
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: and stuff. No, it's run by a woman that's not
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: bad looking. Yeah. Run by a woman. I would imagine
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: a lot of the people who are streaming it and
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: watching it, I would think that would be mostly dudes, right?
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: I would say so far right now, it's probably 75,
• 43:16
  Speaker 8: 25 dudes. Mostly dudes, but there's some chicks in there.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: Well, hey, good luck, man. Appreciate it.
• 43:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: And next time, I'm working with it, plug it.
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: We're working on that vocal part of the salesmanship.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Okay. The Woody Show.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Coming up tomorrow, Menace is going to be out once again.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 43:38
  Speaker 7: At.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Living Spaces in the Kooks. Rancho Cucamonga. Five to seven.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: And they're going to be giving away a bunch of
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: gift cards while he's there.
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: Thousands of dollars worth of gift cards. Like the biggest
• 43:51
  Speaker 9: I've ever done.
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Living Spaces grand reopening in the Kooks on Foothill Boulevard. Menace,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: what were you telling me the other day about something
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: about the 909?
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I've been wanting to do some stuff with
• 44:04
  Speaker 9: Living Spaces for years, right? And then there was an
• 44:07
  Speaker 9: ex-employee who said, We don't have listeners.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Our employee? Doesn't work here anymore. Yeah. Said, we don't
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: have listeners that have families or live in Rancho Cucamonga.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Excuse me? So I've never been able to do it.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: So please come out and prove them wrong. Really? Yeah. Nobody.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: I always make the argument.
• 44:28
  Speaker 9: I go, well, I mean, maybe Disney has it wrong
• 44:31
  Speaker 9: then for giving us a park to do events.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm just looking at the text now. There's a
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: bunch of stuff in here from the 909.
• 44:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, random comm is about random things. But it's
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: so funny. Not necessarily about living spaces.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 44:43
  Speaker 9: Like people make a story, you know, about the show
• 44:48
  Speaker 9: like all the time and say who we are. And
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: it's so incorrect.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: You know? So, um, I'm very happy to be able
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: to do this. So do you remember, it was years ago,
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: there was, uh, another station and they were trying to get,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: there was a, uh, a client that was trying to,
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: you know, figure out where they're going to spend their
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: advertising dollars. And they were counter positioning us and this
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: station saying that people listen to this show, people listen
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: to this radio station, uh, don't buy mattresses. Yeah. I'm like, well,
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: wait a minute. Where is that? How is that?
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: It's very specific.
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: This is a bed of needles.
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: And so that was like one of their ways to,
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: and then they convinced this company's like advertising agency to,
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: that that was the case.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: We did our research.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: So we asked the question on the air, what do
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: you sleep on? It's not a mattress. Maybe it is
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: a mattress. Maybe we'll be surprised. What do you sleep
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: on and where did you get it? Did you buy it?
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: Did you find it on a curb in Van Nuys?
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: There's a lot of mattresses and couches on the curb
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: in Van Nuys.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: All for free.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Where did you get it? And it turns out that
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: a number of our listeners... Sleep on mattresses. Shut up.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: And they had bought them from retail stores, whether it
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: was like, you know, sit and sleep or, you know,
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: and there's other places, right? Yeah. And so we ended
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: up getting that business and then we started doing events.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: It was sit and sleep. And Larry, Larry was cool, man.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: I haven't talked to him in a while, but... Yeah,
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: we end up doing these events and places were packed
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: with people. It turns out that they did use mattresses.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: People have this weird idea about what the audience is
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: and what they think everybody's, you know, purple hair and
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: living at their parents' house and just smoking weed all day. And,
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, it's shocking, man. It's really weird. And
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: I think it's just, I know that Coke talks a
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: lot of, well, more Pepsi talking smack on Coke.
• 46:50
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: Because Coke is the bigger brand.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Typically the way that works. But it's, you know, a strategy,
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: I guess, if you're trying to get the sale. Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: You're trying to get the money over somebody else. Well,
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: their audience, that... They don't sleep. People listening to Alt 98.7,
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: they don't sleep on mattresses. And they don't have furniture either.
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: It's really weird. Empty houses. Like the signal from the
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: radio station, like the broadcast tower, it goes out like
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: if you drop a pebble into a still lake. And
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: the rings, they go out. It completely misses the 909.
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: It's so weird. In a weird angle. It covers that area,
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: but for whatever reason, it's the 909. Can't get there.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Their radios don't tune 98.7. They can't or won't listen
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: to the Woody show. It's pretty funny. That's hilarious. And
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: every time I'm in living spaces, I always run into listeners. Yeah. Thursday,
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: 5 to 7 p.m. Yeah, go see Menace. All the
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: event details on our website. Just go to thewoodyshow.com, click
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: on event. So you guys have seen that dude on...
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: social media, who goes to all the Chinese buffets until
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: he gets food poisoning.
• 48:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's the best.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: On your recommendation, yes.
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: Mullet review.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: Hot blonde.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Hot blonde walks into an Asian buffet.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Every caption is hot blonde goes to dot dot dot.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: That's so funny, man. Anyway, he's going to be on
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Yes! I'm so excited.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: I love that account, man. It's all over the internet. Yeah,
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: Jeff's been chatting with him and going back and forth.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: He says he's a really cool guy.
• 48:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sure he is.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's from Ohio. I was wondering where he's from.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I was trying to take a guess.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it's always places in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: In that general area. I guess he's won a mullet
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: contest before.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I'm not surprised. It is a luxurious Maine.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Man, I was mentioning the menace the other day. I'm like,
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: just talk about stumbling into something that just catches fire
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: like that. I'm sure he just did it, and we'll
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: find out when we talk to him, but I'm sure
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: he just did it, like, just to be funny. He
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: went to one, did a, all right, I'm going to
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: do a funny review, and it just kind of took off. Yeah.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, with the same thing, what happened with Carton Arcs,
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 49:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Greg came up with the idea, and Seabass.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Did it once. And Seabass made it happen.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: And Seabass just kind of ran with it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: It's so good.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: This guy is hilarious, though. I only recently started watching
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: because you guys recommended him.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: It's the delivery, dude. Yeah.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: It's so funny.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: We're gooning now, boys.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: We're gooning, boys. Not really gooning.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: I paid $ 29. 15.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: For two people. Right. I love it. It's so funny.
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's hilarious. I think I'm like an adventurous eater.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Some of the stuff he plates.
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Vile.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, the Asian buffet until I get food poisoning guy,
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: the mullet review guy, will be on the show with
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: us here this week.
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: Awesome.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I do have a brand new redneck news. The Woody Show.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: If the most math you done ever did is keepin'
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: score in a game of darts.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Redneck News.
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: Woo-hoo!
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: All right, today's Redneck News is from Florida, where this
• 50:15
  Speaker 10: 50-year-old broad at the Royal Country Mobile Home Park was
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: beefing with her neighbor.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Aw.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: She thought the neighbor lady... was having an affair with
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: her husband.
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: And she wanted to give that neighbor a piece of
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: her mind. Scandal. So she went over to the other
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: chick's trailer and she started banging on the door. When
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: the door opened, she starts yelling and screaming about the
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: woman stealing her man. Things escalate. And at some point,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: the one woman got so mad that she forced her
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: way into the trailer. And she threw the contents of
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: a bucket that she had brought with her.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: The contents of that bucket turned out to be her
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: own poop.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: No!
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: And she threw it into the homewrecker's face. So the cops,
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: they were called, of course. They arrested the poop thrower
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: for burglary. I'm not sure what she took. I guess
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: for barging in. Yeah.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Maybe.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: Is that considered, is that technically burglary? Good question. Or
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: do you have to steal something?
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: I think burglary is one of those weird definitions where
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: it's not necessarily. Because she forced her way into the trailer. Yeah.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: So it's just the illegal entry. And then throwing the
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: poop into the face. That's the battery part that she
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: got charged with.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: AI says you can commit a burglary without stealing anything.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah?
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, no word on if there's an actual affair
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: going on, but really just a crappy situation all together, guys. Getting.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: So there it is. That is from Florida. Where a
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: woman in a trailer park throws a bucket of her
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: own poop in the face of the neighbor lady who
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: she believes was trying to steal her husband.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: That'll show her.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: And that is today's Redneck.
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: News.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I tell you what, this button doesn't work much anymore.
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: It's burnt.
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: It sticks. Look, I'm hitting it, hitting it, hitting it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: Look, look.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: There it goes.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: Give it 45 seconds.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I just like how she's fighting for the man that
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: is willing to stay with the woman who's pooping in
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: a bucket. Yeah. I grabbed the bag and I ran.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: And as I'm running back, they're paging my name.
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: Uh-huh.
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 52:21
  Speaker 4: This is The Woody Show.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I've shared a number of parenting tips over the years,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: things that I have found my wife and I have
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: found useful over the years. You know, when the kids
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: were really little and the ice cream man would come around,
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: something that I had heard is not something I made up.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: It was just something I heard. And so I'm like
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: paying it forward by then resharing it again was you
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: just tell the kid and it worked really well. My
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: son said, oh, can we get ice cream? And I go,
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: they're playing the song. What? I go, when the truck
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: is playing the song, it means they're out.
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: Of ice cream.
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my favorite. So the next time that it
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: came around, he's like, out of ice cream again?
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Always out of ice cream. And the other thing,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: now that your stepson's getting older, I felt like this
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: was a good time to share this with Gina, and
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I'll share it with everybody, too. Once your kids are
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: really able to fully understand They start negotiating and reasoning.
• 53:19
  Speaker 7: Oh, boy.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: The reasoning. Kids, even little kids will try to negotiate
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: with you. But like when they start to be able
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: to reason and fully understand, you can really do this.
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: You don't have to get mad. You got to remember
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: you're the adult. You're the parent, right? So when you
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: tell them to do something and they go, I'm not
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: doing that or whatever, the kind of smart mouth thing,
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: they hit you back or they do something. That they're
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: not supposed to do or they don't do something that
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: they've been told to do. Hey, put away all your laundry, please.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Keep all the stuff up off the floor. I've told
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: you three times. Hey, my wife's big thing is we
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: leave the house at a certain time. And my son
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: has a really big problem with time management. Like we
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: have to leave the house in two minutes. He'll come down.
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: Shirt still not buttoned. Let me jump in the shower.
• 54:03
  Speaker 2: One shoe on and he starts like making eggs. We're like,
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: what are you doing? What are you doing, dude? We're fine. Like,
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: what do you mean we're fine? Anyway, so we had
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: to set like a drop dead time about be downstairs
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: and ready to go. And if you're not, he just
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: knows that my wife's going to then send an Uber
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: for him and he's going to have to pay for it.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: He's got a job. And we take that money right
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: out of his account. Like, hey, man, the train or
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: the plane, it leaves at a certain time. You're not
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: on board. You got to figure something else out. It's
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: not our problem. Wheels up, baby. But remember, parents, you
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: don't have to argue with these people. You don't have
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: to get emotionally charged and start yelling. And the worst
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: thing you could do, because this is when they know
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: that they got you, is you start throwing out, well,
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: you're not going to XYZ. Well, you know what? You're
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: not going to that birthday party on Saturday now either.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: And they just keep firing you up because they know
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: that they got you. So here's what you do. Next
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: time they do something that is against the rules, instead
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: of saying, well, here's the punishment or getting mad, let's go.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: All right. Again, they have to be old enough to
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: be able to reason.
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: To get it.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: To get it. And you go, all right. Because at
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: some point that all right will be all you need
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: to say, because here's what it means. The next time
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: they need or ask for something, which will be in
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: the next, I don't know, 24 hours. The next thing
• 55:20
  Speaker 2: they ask for, you just go, no. And they go, why?
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: You go, hey, remember yesterday?
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: When I X, Y, Z told you and you said
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: or you lipped off or you whatever. That's why. See ya.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: Take care.
• 55:34
  Speaker 3: Like a delayed punishment.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: I'm so excited to try this because yesterday we get
• 55:39
  Speaker 5: like food delivery order sometimes and it's been sitting out
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: for like two hours. I didn't know. And we said
• 55:44
  Speaker 5: to the kid, did you see this when you came
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: home from school?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: Why didn't you take it inside? I didn't feel like it.
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: And I said, now I, first of all, his blood
• 55:55
  Speaker 5: ran cold because I said, what did you, I get
• 55:57
  Speaker 5: quiet and I go, what did you say?
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 56:00
  Speaker 5: I go, okay. And I was like, yes. And I
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: pulled Andy aside and I go, is there anything he
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: needs like in the next couple of days? Cause we're
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: going to say, I don't feel like it. So we're
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: all excited.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: So we're looking for an opportunity.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Yep. It's good. Do you have anything like that, Jeff?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, you're, I mean, you're, you're pretty, you're a
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: cool dad. Like I think, and I hear the way,
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: and I see the way that you interact with your kids.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: Like you're a very loving dad.
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: But they're not, but they're not best friends, but they don't, they.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: Don't get away with it. No, that's for sure. Yeah. Yesterday.
• 56:26
  Speaker 12: I think you even heard my, uh, me talking to
• 56:28
  Speaker 12: my son who was in Italy. We talked about how
• 56:29
  Speaker 12: I had to go to the emergency room. And I'm all, hey,
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: by the way, bro, next time, can you charge your
• 56:34
  Speaker 12: phone before you go to the emergency room? Why are
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: your phone on 7% during an emergency? I'm all, you
• 56:39
  Speaker 12: couldn't pick a cord up or whatever. But I keep
• 56:42
  Speaker 12: it real with boys. I think boys, you'll see, you
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: need to keep it like 100 with them. Because if not,
• 56:48
  Speaker 12: they're just going to think you're too cool.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: And you're a friend. And you're a pushover. And you're
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: a pushover.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: So I keep it 100 with them. And I also
• 56:56
  Speaker 12: give them what they need. But I also, if they
• 56:58
  Speaker 12: don't deserve it, they're not getting it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: And I don't cave.
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: My wife caves.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: So does mine.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: And they know if they just hang in there long enough,
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: she'll eventually get frustrated and just cave. And so that's
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: why I say every once in a while to them, hey,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: would you have done that or said that to me? No. Well,
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: why would you do that to your mom? Or why
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: would you say that to your mom? And I know
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: the answer. I tell my kids that. That's the only
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: thing you can tell your kids because it's true. Most
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: of the time when a parent is asking you a question,
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: they already know the answer.
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: We want to know if we're on the same page.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: They already know.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: I want to know if you're lying or not.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, anything happen at school today? We already know. This
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: means somebody called. Somebody sent an email. We already know
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: what happened. Yeah. I have another question. Can they be
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: controlled with treats like my dogs? You know, the treat
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: is their phone.
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: That's how you control it. Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: So again, don't feel the need to start throwing out
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: punishments or things in the moment. Just go, all right, cool.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Just defer it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: And then the next time, like, is it cool if
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: I go over to so-and-so's house?
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: No.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I'm not feeling that. What? Why? Because it's something that's
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: otherwise not a big deal, right? Nah. Hey, because yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: remember when I said. Yeah. And you told me.
• 58:13
  Speaker 5: And that's conditioning because any kid can get through a lecture.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: But if I just hear, okay, I'd be like walking
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: on eggshells for the next 24 hours.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: You're way more patient than me. I try to settle
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: it right in the moment.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: I can't.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I can't wait.
• 58:26
  Speaker 5: I want to try it.
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. Sometimes the long game's good, man.
• 58:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: When they don't know what's coming. That's what I talked about,
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: like death row inmates. Right. You don't tell them what
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: the date is. You let them guess. Their victim didn't
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: know that that was their last day. Let them wonder,
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: is today the day or is it going to be
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: next week, next month, whatever?
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: That's the torture.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: And then you mess with them. Like you show up,
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: you bring the chaplain or whatever, and you kind of
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: like use your, what do they call that? The billy club,
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: the nightstick or whatever to kind of against the bars. Hey,
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: wake up, man. Ah, today's not today. Maybe another day.
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Good night. Yeah, good night. You are not on the
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: hot seat. Yeah. Sleep time. Yeah, so here are some
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: parenting methods. And people will sometimes say to me, like, oh,
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: I would never do that to my kid. That's not right. Oh,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: is that Sammy telling you? I didn't say anything. By
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: the way.
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: I don't think we purposely psychologically torture, but you know.
• 59:18
  Speaker 2: Let me ask Gina and Jeff.
• 59:20
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Isn't that kind of stuff always from the people who
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: don't have kids?
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: 100% of the time.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: Anybody who has kids, they go, I get it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 59:30
  Speaker 5: Cause it's, I'm all about, and so are you like
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: natural consequences. Like you didn't put your shoes on. Well,
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: I guess you're going to school without shoes. You know,
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: it's not, you don't have to fight. Please put your
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: shoes on. Please, please.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: But just in general, people that have opinions about what
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: you're doing.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: Typically are the people who don't have kids.
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: Why ever take your kid outside?
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: I don't have an opinion because I just go deaf.
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: Parenting methods people judged before they became parents.
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's hear it.
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: People were asked that question. They asked parents that question.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: What's something that you judged before you had kids and
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: now you're like, I get it. Somebody said, I used
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: to say my kids will never eat the car. Okay.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Good luck. Now my kids don't eat in my car.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: They're not allowed. I was going to say.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: But to say they're never going to eat in any car.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: In a car. Well, because the shuttling around to all
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: the different activities and stuff. Sometimes there's just no.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Time management.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's either that or nobody eats.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Well, my kids would be starving.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: They would never eat more carbs.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: This person said, I pulled a 180 on toddler leashes.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: Like the backpack that has the- Same. Yeah.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, I think they're brilliant. I used to be like,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 5: those are cruel and unusual.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Those are good.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: If you're at like a big giant theme park- With toddlers.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: And it doesn't, you know, it could be like the
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 5: wrist to wrist or whatever, but they disappear. Here, and
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: your kid is gone.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about the little teddy bear backpack, and it's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: got a little tethered to it. That's fine.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: So I had a buddy who has kids. He has
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 9: four kids that I would hang out with and would
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: be out in public, and he would see other parents
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: with that leash, and he would talk ish to them,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 9: to their face. about it and I'm like dude I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: don't even want to be around.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: You right now I don't know why anybody who has
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: a kid I don't know why it may not be
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: for you and you may choose not to do it
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: but like how you could be so adverse to it
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: like I get it he was very vocal about it
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: like this person said my toddler specializes is an expert
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: into getting the most dangerous situation possible at all times. Well, Jeff,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: you were visually turned off by that.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 12: I don't really like that method. That's what strollers are for.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 12: If they're going to walk away, put them in a stroller,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 12: keep it moving.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: I'm not a fan of it. It just reminds me
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: of a dog too much.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: It does.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: That's what he would say.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: We never did it, but when I see parents with it, I'm.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Like, I get it.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: That's true.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: So if you love your dog so much, and they
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: have more care for dogs than they do for people,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: why are dogs on leashes? Yeah, I mean, I think
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: it's two different things.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: They're as controllable. Dogs can go in strollers.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: I'm saying they're as controllable. They have the same brain. Like,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: a toddler is the same, like, mental capacity as, like, say, like,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: a golden retriever. The golden retriever, an adult golden retriever
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: has the same mental capacity, they say, as a human toddler.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: So you still have to teach them, though.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: I mean, wouldn't this go back to when anyone says, like, oh, well,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: when we were kids, we didn't have that and we
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 6: were fine. Like, leashes weren't always a thing and toddlers survived.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: And all the kids were on milk cartons. Thank you.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: As Bryn said, my wife and I used to say
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: no tablets or phones at the table when we'd go
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: out to eat, but then we changed our mind because
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: we want to be able to sit there and enjoy
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: a meal or a drink together.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: True.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: I'm not there yet.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: That's tough.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: True. Just left the kid at home. Yeah, I used
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: to judge sending your kid to daycare during the day,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: during a day off during the week. So like a parent,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: like a parent day off.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: I would never judge somebody for that.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: You know, I used to judge like nannies and stuff hard. Like,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: you don't want to raise your kid that don't have
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: a kid. And now I'm like, I want the best
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 5: for my kid. I want someone to interact with them
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: 24 hours a day. I just don't want to do it.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 5: So I get why somebody.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Would do it. Tex says, I judge people who leash
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: their kids until I had kids. And now I see
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: why I need my two, my two-year-old needs it. I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: get it. I mean, to each their own.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 12: By the way, I really want to debate that dogs
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 12: aren't smarter than two-year-olds because I think they are.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, a lot of them are. Way smarter. Having a
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: kid who only wants to eat chicken nuggets and fries,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: I always thought, why don't you try to expand their
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: palate a little? Okay.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 5: I kind of, well, it depends what kid you have.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: We have a kid who's an adventurous eater, so I
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 5: don't have a problem with that. But if a kid's
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: a super picky eater, they got to eat something. What
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 5: are you going to do?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Let them be a kid and let them eat that crap.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: They'll grow out of it. Or parents were asked, what's
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: something that you judged other parents for before you became
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: a parent yourself? Planning your day around your kid's nap time.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: I.e.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: Rushing home when they're sleepy. I thought I was going
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: to take a more relaxed approach. It turns out sometimes
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: you just want to stick to the schedule to make
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: things easier for everybody. I get that. I do have
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: a question.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: Like just straight up.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: Why did you want to do it? Why did you
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 9: want to have kids? Or were you just naive on
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: how much responsibility it would be?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Great question, Menace. I have no idea.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: I think that's a philosophical question that not many people
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: could answer.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Because I've always wondered that. Like, why do people want
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: to have kids?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Well, my wife and I never, individually, before we were
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: ever together, we were both adults saying, I'm never having kids.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: And then we got married and we're like, ah, maybe one.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: And we both softened on that. And I don't know
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: what it was. I was married before. I believe it's influence.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: And I was like, nope, absolutely not. And she was
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: big on it. She wanted to have kids. I'm like, nope,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: absolutely not.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Most people are hardwired to procreate and have kids.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: So we're hardwired. Were yours planned then? Yeah. See, mine
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: were both oops.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 12: It took a while to figure it out, especially like
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 12: for my wife. It took her a little, she'll admit it,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 12: like it took her a while to give up her
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 12: lifestyle to.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Figure out kids.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: I guess you could say in a way mine was
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: an oops.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 5: Being a stepmom. Yeah, because you fell.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: In love with a guy who had a kid.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: I did, but I also, I know this is going
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 5: to sound very cliche, but like, I think I got
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: a lot of love to give and I like giving
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 5: it to some, you know, younger, helpless thing that needs,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 5: you know, that needs that guidance and needs that love.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: I like doing it.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: My parents raised me on good old-fashioned physical discipline. Belts,
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: extension cords, whatever was closest to my dad.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: If I was lucky, he let me choose. Oh, my God.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: That's the Sammy style parenting, right? Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: Extension cords.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: Switches, wooden spoon, chunk gloves.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: Wrenches.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 2: All right, quick. And I got one of those notifications
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: on my phone. I mean, a follow-up to the parenting
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: conversation in just a second, but I did want to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: mention here, just real quick, I saw a trailer. There's
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: a new documentary about Norm MacDonald.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: I will watch that immediately. It's going to be on
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: Netflix October 16th. It's directed by Judd Apatow.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: Oh, nice.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: And it's called Norm, The Tale of Norm MacDonald.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: And I have a clip from the trailer. Man, I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: love Norm.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: This is one of the celebrity deaths that I think
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: bummed me out the most.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: You know what it is? He's one of those guys
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: I think you just kind of took for granted, meaning
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: that he was there and he was just always kind
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 2: of around.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: But I think he was certainly underrated. Oh. Not nearly
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: appreciated as much as he should have been. Absolutely.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: To the public, absolutely.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Yes. He was super unique. Yeah, dude. And he was
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: such a nice guy.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: So nice.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So here's a little clip from the trailer.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: It's funny with Saturday Night Live, isn't it, that people
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: either go on to huge fame or they fizzle into oblivion.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: And then there's you.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: And why would they fire you?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: This guy, Don Ohlmeyer, he goes, I'm firing you there
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: from the show. And then I said, oh, that's not good.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: And then I said, why is that now? And he goes, oh,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: you're not, you know, you're not funny. And then I said,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 4: I said, holy Lord, that's even worse news, you know?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: I don't like to act.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: Actors look on me the way vampires look on Count Choculo.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: We regard you as the best of the best, the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: guy who has it in every fiber of his being. Yeah,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, it looks really good. Again, it's called Norm,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: The Tale of Norm MacDonald, directed by Judd Apatow. It's
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: going to be on Netflix October 16th.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: You can check that out. All right, so this is
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: the parenting thing. So when you send your kids off
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: to college, I have a lot. This is the age
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: group that my wife and I are in now where
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of our friends, this is what they're doing.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: They're sending their kids off to college.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Empty nest.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 2: So nice. Now, it doesn't mean the parenting stops because
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: families are now hiring campus moms.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: So there are companies around the country that offer students
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: care packages, wellness check-ins, fridge restocking, laundry pickup, and some
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: parents are paying $ 1, 500 a semester for the service. And
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: the company says that they're helping students become more independent. Oh, really? How?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: It's like you have a fill-in mom.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: They're doing the opposite.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Dumbest thing in the world. Re-stocking? You have a concierge. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: so the companies say they're helping students become more independent
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: while people online say parents are just paying somebody else
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 2: to baby their adult children.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: 100%.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: Nothing says independent adult like your parents hiring someone to
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: do your laundry. Yes.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: It's like I've always said about participation trophies. The kids
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: aren't giving them to themselves. We can't blame the kids
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 5: for this. This is dumb parents.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: No, man.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 5: Let go.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: Defeating the purpose of college.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 2: Now, I mean, you know, our friends, they'll go visit
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: their kids at school, at college. And while they're there,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: it's like, oh, yeah, we went to Costco. We loaded
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: them up on blah, blah, blah.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: That's normal.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My one buddy, he always sets his son up.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 2: He buys like a giant Costco thing of rubbers and
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: he will go and buy like a ton of bottles
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: of booze and stuff like that and load them up
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: that way. And he goes, dude, we went to Costco.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: We spent X number of dollars, hundreds and hundreds of dollars.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: On all this booze and all this beer and everything else,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: he said by the end of the weekend, it was
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: already half gone. Because as soon as he hit the
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: closet in their house, he invited all his friends over.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: And so from the time we left, it's a like
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 2: 6 p.m. until we got back the next morning to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: take him to breakfast. The closet was half emptied out already.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 5: Is Bert Kreischer their kid?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know, the kid's... Kid's going for it.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: He's at Indiana University. Did he buy him a second
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: round or was that it? No, that was it. Okay.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: That was it. Like, hey, man, I stock you up
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: and what you do with it, you got to learn
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: to ration, dog. Well, that's the whole thing.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 12: The purpose is going and they have to handle their finances.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 12: They have to cook their own food. They have to
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 12: manage their own schedule. Because that's what's next. That's part
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 12: of going to college because that's.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: Life, man. I would say that's the biggest part about
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: going to college.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 2: Absolutely.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: And it's fun as a kid to be on your own.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: You don't want mommy following you around.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yep. Figure it out.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 2: Text over to 2297. Yeah, I heard the term dorm
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: refresh recently. Because the big thing now, this is more
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: with moms.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: Like college moms with their college daughters. And the mom
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: is almost like living vicariously.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: A second college experience through their daughter who's at school.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: But they'll go there and they'll do like a whole
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: social media thing. Yeah, dorm revamp, dude. It's like decorating.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: But they're so cute. It's way better than a regular dorm.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 5: You want to get, you know, the little stuff. But Sandy,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: I know you're not on board with this, but when
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: I went to college, my mom was like hanging out.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 5: I was like, mom, can you go?
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: Get out. Exactly.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: I don't get it. Like, you don't want mommy in
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: college with you.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: No, but like now the moms are... In there, almost
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: just like another sorority sister. Go play pickleball or something. Yeah, right.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: Go play Mahjong.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: More Woody Show next time. The price of the bar
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: of soap, $ 24. Get the F out of here.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 12: $ 24?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Get the F out of here. What does it do?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: For one bar of soap?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 5: Does it paint my house?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show will be right back. You didn't get
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: an allowance?
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 8: No.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: So how did you know how much money you had
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: to spend? You could just spend whatever you wanted?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I also wasn't like, no, but I wasn't nuts.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: I wasn't going shopping and stuff, but if I went
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 6: to the movies, I'd be like, Dad, I'm going to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 6: the movies.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: He's like, that's fine. Take the card.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 5: I hear it now.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: All right, well, One Hit Wonder Day is a thing.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: One of the eight billion different made-up holidays. I don't
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: think it's a card or gift-giving holiday. No. It's an acknowledgment.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: It's an acknowledgment.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: Shout out to One Hit Wonders.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: And so I got a best of seven.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: You guys know how this works.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: Love these.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: I have seven songs to consider.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: Okay.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Now, like in a best of seven series, you know, sports,
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: first team to four wins moves on kind of thing.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Only four of these songs will make it. These are
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: all four. All seven of them are one hit wonders. Now,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: I should point out. One hit wonder doesn't mean this
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: band only had one song, only released one song, only
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: recorded one song. And then disappeared. Yeah.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Preemptively. So letting you know, yes, they have more than
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: one song. Yes.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: But only one of them was a bonafide hit.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: Like a super huge smash. Like just because the song
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: hit like number 20 on the chart, that's not a hit.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 2: I would say really top 10, top five, really top five.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: To be considered a hit. Kind of an example would
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: be Alien Air Farm. Smooth Criminal. And they did have
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: a semi-hit song. Movies. Movies, yeah. There's another one, too.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: But essentially.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Essentially, it's the Michael Jackson cover. So to save you
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: a text or two, all these bands, of course, have
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: other songs, but this was their one big hit.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: Smash.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: And they are... Universally recognized as a one hit wonder.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: This is not my label. I put on them. In fact,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I saw a list of the top one hit wonders
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: of all time. And that's where all seven of these
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: songs come from in no particular order. So listen to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: all seven options and then you're going to text your
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: picks the four that you would keep. You're going to
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 2: text the four that you would keep over to 22987.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Everybody here in the room ready to go? Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: All right. So the first one, very big, popular song,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: but the one hit wonder from four non-blondes. What's up? Yeah.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: All right. Four non-blondes. What's up? That was your first
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: one-hit wonder for this best of seven.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: Can I just say, it always bothered me that the
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 3: name of the song isn't What's Going On.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: It always bothered me. Yeah, isn't it parenthetically What's Going On?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 3: I think so. I don't know. But it should have
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: been What's Going On.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 2: All right. Number two for this One Hit Wonder's best
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: of seven. The artist is Wheatus. The song Teenage Dirtbag.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: Because I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Listen to it.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: I was convinced this was a chick for the longest
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: time singing this song.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Well, he acted like it in the song.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then I saw, like, even him in video
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: watching an interview talking about this, and you're listening to
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: his speaking voice, and all of a sudden he has
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: the acoustic guitar and starts... Like, what?
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 10: I didn't.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: Realize, like, how many... Yeah, that's where it is. Come on.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 2: I'm sure half those words are words that we're allowed
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: to say, too.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Yes, but when he does the part that he's being
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: the girl, like, I have to.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: Take this to me. But even the main part of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: the song.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 5: They have other chicks in the band.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: They could have done it. Yeah, he does it way better.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: All right, so best of seven one-hit wonders. You can
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: only keep four of these. Number one was Four Non-Blondes,
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: What's Up? Number two, Weedus, Teenage Dirtbag. Number three, from
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: the 80s, they kind of go all over the place here,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: was from Aha, Take On Me.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: Great song.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: I never realized what this line was here. I'll be home.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: What's the next part? In a day or two.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 4: In a day.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: In a day or two. Okay, I never realized that.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: In a day or two. I never realized what was
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: being sung there. In a day or two. This is
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: a song I never get tired of hearing.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: Really?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Interesting.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: I get burned out on it.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: Really? Cool video, though.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: The video was groundbreaking.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 5: I still think it's groundbreaking.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Number four, best of seven. This is from the 90s.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Tag team. Whoop, there it is. Three words when you're
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: getting busy.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Whoop, there it is.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Hit me.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: Whoop, there it is.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Woo, there it is. Woo, there it is. Woo, there
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: it is. Woo, there it is. Woo, there it is. Woo,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: there it is. Woo, there it is. Upside down and
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: inside out, I'm about to show all you folks what
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: it's all about. Now it's time for me to get
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: on the mic and make this motherfucking party hype. I'm
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: taking it back to the old school because I'm an
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: old fool who's so cool. If you want to break
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: it down, let me show you the way. Woo, there
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: it is. Let me hear you say woo, there it is.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: That's song number four, Best of Seven, One Hit Wonders. Again,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: so far, if you're just tuning in, the considerations, Four Non-Blondes,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: What's Up, Wheatus, Teenage Dirtbag, Aha, Take On Me. There
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: was Tag Team, Whoop, There It Is. And now the
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: next song, song number five. From Crazy Town, the year
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: was 2000, Butterfly. Couldn't escape this song, man.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 7: I loved it.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: Everywhere I went. The video is cool, too. Are you
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: guys ready for the next one?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: All right, so song number six, best of seven, one-hit wonders,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 2: the name of the song, Return of the Max, Mark Morrison.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 2: A lot of people know the name of the song,
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: and they can't remember the guy's name.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: I'm in that category.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Mark Morrison. I always thought it was Montel Jordan.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 5: It does sound like that.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: Jeff and I were debating Montel Jordan. This is how
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: we do it. But he had another song that hit
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: number four on the charts.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 5: He did?
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We just talked about it yesterday. And today, I
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 2: can't tell you what it's called.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 5: But when you heard it, were you like, oh, yeah,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 5: that song?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: Didn't even bring it up.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 13: Oh, wow.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Montel Jordan, to me, would be a one-hit wonder.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: But again, that doesn't, from a technical standpoint, it doesn't
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: qualify as a one-hit wonder. Wow. All right. So, For
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: Non Blondes, what's up? Weedist Teenage Dirtbag, uh-huh, take on me.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Tag Team, whoop, there it is. Crazy Town Butterfly. Mark Morrison,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: Return of the Mack. And one more song here. for
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: your consideration in this one-hit wonder round of the best
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: of seven. Gautier, Somebody That I Used To Know. Again,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 2: you can only keep four. You've got to tell us
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: which four you keep. You can text over to 22987,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: either the artist, the title, or even just the number.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 3: Of the song.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: I like song three, one, five, whatever. Yeah, like here.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: Someone said just keep one, three, five, and six. So
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 2: they want four non-blondes, Take On Me, Crazy Town, Butterfly,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: and then Mark Morse from Return of the Mag. Get
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: your votes over to 22987. Everybody's going to take a
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: minute to think about what they want to get their
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: votes for, and then we'll go back and we'll look
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: at the text. We'll let you know the four that collectively,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: on average, which got the most votes, which ones everybody's keeping.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: I got a text from our program director, Lisa. Fun
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: fact about the Four Non Blondes song. They called it
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: What's Up out of respect to the Al Green song,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 3: What's Going On.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: Interesting. Thank you, Lisa. Yeah. Also, she has written a ton.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 3: Linda Perry.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's an unbelievable producer.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, she made the Arby's hat famous before Arby's did.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 5: Before Pharrell.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Or Pharrell.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 3: And she was married to Darlene from Roseanne.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's right.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: For a time, yeah.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: A delicious lesbian, right, Craig? You got it right. All right,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: so which ones are you keeping? You can only keep
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: four out of that list. Four non-blondes. What's up? We
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: just teenage dirtbag. Aha, take on me. Tag team, whoop,
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: there it is. Crazy town butterfly. Mark Morrison, return of
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: the Mac. Go TA. Somebody I used to know. What
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: are you keeping? Text over to 22987. We'll have those
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: results coming up next. Oh, it's so cute.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 3: I need it. I got to have it.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: So there are seven considerations. Only four can make it
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: the results. We have those all tabulated. I'll give you
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: the results for here in the studio and then also
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: the listener vote. Thank you, everybody who texted your votes.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Over to 22987. I'm curious, going around the room, I'll
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: tell you what's the final order of the most popular
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: from everybody, but going around the room, which three didn't
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: make the cut for you, Greg Gorey?
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Starting with Mark Morrison, Return of the Mack. Fine song,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: good song, never on my radar in my lifetime. Wump,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: there it is, not on my list. Also, same reasoning.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: And this one did not make my list, and I'm
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 3: going to be that douchebag. Aha, take on me. Is
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: it a great song?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: But why is it not on my list? I personally
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: don't consider them a one-hit wonder band. They had The
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Living Daylights, which was a James Bond movie, and The
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 3: Sun Always Shines on TV. And growing up listening to
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: this certain format, it was locked in my life. And
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 3: those were hits for that band.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: In my world.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: For a million dollars, I couldn't sing either of those.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: For great. Among their fans. Those are all hits. Yeah. Menace,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: what didn't make the cut, the three? Wheatus, Teenage Dirtbag.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 9: I love the song. It's just I feel like the
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 9: other songs were stronger, so it didn't make the cut.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 9: Tag Team, whoop, there it is, because that's washed dad rap.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: I'm over it.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 9: And then Mark Morris, just because I've heard it a
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: trizillion times.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 2: Gina Grad.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 5: Uh-huh. Again, I'm just sick of that song. Still an
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: amazing video. I'm just sick of it. Crazy town. Don't
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 5: get it. Never did. And I feel bad about this,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 5: but I chose Gautier. I loved it when it came out,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 5: but if I never heard it again, I think I'd live.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: All right. Sammy?
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Aha, take on me.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: It's a fine song.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: It just gets old.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: Whoop, there it is.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Just because, again, it's fine in the right scenario.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 6: You can get hyped on it, but it's so repetitive
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 6: that on my own, I don't want to listen to
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: the whole thing.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 5: And then Mark Morrison, Return of the Mack, because eh.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 6: It's just it's just there it's nothing to.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: Me all right the three uh songs that didn't make
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: the list the one i had the hardest time cutting
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 2: like oh man i was looking for is there sure
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: there's nothing else i can cut instead of this one
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: uh mark morrison returning back i love that song man
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: honorable mention it couldn't get any closer to making the
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: list for me uh Crazy Town Butterfly.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: That's one.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: If I never heard that song again, I'd be totally fine.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: No problem. I'm surprised by that.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: I didn't love it when it came out. I thought
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 2: you did.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: It's fine.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: I don't hate it.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: But it's one of those I could totally take or leave.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: I could totally leave it.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 5: I kind of hate it.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 2: And the song that I've hated since the first day
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: I heard it is Go T.A. I hate everything that
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: sounds like it. I hate everything that, you know. I
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: just thought it was so different. I hate the name, Gautier.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 5: You probably hated the video with the painted faces.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: Couldn't even tell you what the video looked like.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: Well, I met Gautier, and he was a dick. Oh, really?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: I never.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 9: But I'll tell you this. Later, and when it came out,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 9: hated it. And I hated it for a long time.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 9: But for some reason, now that I hear it, I
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: like it. But I think it's more for the chick
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: that's on it, and her name's Kimbra. I like her
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 9: a lot, too.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. So those are the three that we all cut. Now,
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: around the room, it worked out where the we are keeping.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: Collectively, we are keeping.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 2: What's that?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Collectively, we are keeping.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: So let's see. We had a tie. We had a tie.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: So I guess we had to include those two, right?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: If it's a tie.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: So it would be Gautier. This is from the bottom up. Gautier,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: somebody I used to know. Tag team. Whoop, there it is.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: Crazy Town Butterfly. And then number one is Four Non Blondes.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Got the most votes among the Woody Show staff.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: Because it rules.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: All right. Listener vote. Number four. Gautier. The number three
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: vote getter was tag team. Whoop, there it is.
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 4: Really.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: Second place, Aha! Take On Me. And then number one,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: Four Non Blondes.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: Hell yeah. We all agree.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the ones that the audience, the listeners on the
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: text decided to cut, it was a tie between Return
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: of the Mack and Wheatus. But the one that got
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: the least amount of votes, and I was surprised by this,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: is Crazy Town Butterfly. I'm very surprised.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have guessed that.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 12: No way.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: But everybody agrees. Here in the room and listeners on
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 2: the text, Four Non Blondes, number one, one hit wonder,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 2: best of seven. The top vote getter and our best
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 2: of seven on one hit wonders from not just here
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: in the studio with the Woody Show staff, but also
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 2: with the listeners who texted over to 22987. Four Non Blondes.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: What's up? Somebody in the text said, it was about
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: 30 years before I realized that this wasn't Cher singing.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's funny.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: That's super funny.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 2: I also understand this one. Text came over and said,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: working at a karaoke bar, I am so burned out
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: on Four Non Blondes.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: We are back and we have some more tickets for
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: you this hour. Dominic Fike's going to be at the
• 1:26:00
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• 1:26:03
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• 1:26:12
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• 1:26:15
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• 1:26:27
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• 1:26:30
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• 1:26:34
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• 1:26:39
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• 1:26:43
  Speaker 2: I have an update for you. Do you remember the
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: Florida woman who claimed the cocaine fell out of her
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: ass and it wasn't hers?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate when that happens.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: Not my butt.
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, she made a deal. And the deal is
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: they would drop the drug charges. But she got 18
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: months probation, a $ 700 fine. And then she got credit
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: for the 70 days that she had already spent in jail.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, so nothing.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I mean, you have a bunch of cocaine
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: that falls out of your ass during a search.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 5: You're all good.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: And it's 700 bucks in time served.
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 3: And probation.
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 2: Which she probably could have been out right away if
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: she would have had any money to... Oh, for bail?
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 2: To get bailed out.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: True, true.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: See, there's another thing. We talked about not understanding... Drug stuff, Greg? Yes.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: That process is another one I don't really understand.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: Completely. Bail, bond, don't get it.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bail bondsman, how's that process?
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 2: My basic understanding, right? So let's say, Greg, you get arrested, right?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: Right. Bail set at a million dollars.
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 2: You'd be like 10%, I think. So it would be $ 100, 000. Right. Now,
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: if you can't come up with $ 100, 000, then you can
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: go to a– people, feel free to correct on the
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: text over to 22987. I could go then or somebody
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: can go to the bail bondsman. Right. And they would
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: put up the hundred grand for you. I don't know.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: But you better show up to your court date.
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: That's the thing. You are responsible for then showing up
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: for that. Not only repaying the hundred thousand.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: So they'll front the money.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: But then they also keep you accountable. Like you're going
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: to be the one showing up to the court. And
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: then if you don't, that's when they send like a
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 2: bounty hunter. A dog out. Like dog the bounty hunter.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: But there's like a fee or something. Yeah, of course.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's like a payday loan. Now here's what I
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: don't get. And this might be the dumbest question ever.
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 2: Do you get that money back or do you pay
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: it and it's gone?
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 5: I think you forfeit that money.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: You do? Well, okay. So let's say Greg gets arrested.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 2: For some reason.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 11: Right?
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: Greg gets arrested and he ends up having his day
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: in court.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: He got bailed out. Say he paid $ 100, 000. Right. Right.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: He got bailed out. They have the day in court
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: and he's not guilty. Right. Then do you get the
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 2: $ 100, 000 back? Yeah.
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 3: Great question.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: These are things, thank God, I have no first-hand experience with.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: If it's uncool, oh well.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 5: Well, this says, no, you do not get your money
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 5: back from a bail bondsman, even if you are found
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 5: not guilty.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's just say you have the money. Not the
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: bail bondsman. Yeah, yeah. Oh, just bond? I'm saying like,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 2: you know, because the bail bondsman pays it to the clerk, right?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: The county clerk.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming. So does somebody get the money.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Back, right? Yeah, that's what I don't know.
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 2: If you're found not guilty.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: And why do the 10% thing? If it's a million
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: dollars bail and you have to pay $ 100, 000, why don't
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: they just make it $ 100, 000?
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why they sentence somebody to life in prison.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: And make it 20 years.
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: But you can get paroled? Yeah.
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 3: Then that's not life.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 8: No, you're right.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: Yes, you will get the bail money back from the
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 5: court if you are found not guilty.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: And then you would use that to then pay off
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 2: whatever you owe to the bail bondsman. Okay.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: That's when you know when you're a good part of town.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: It's crazy that bail bondsmen start seeing those places popping up.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: You're like, ooh.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 9: They have so much money because they're usually like a
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 9: little hut by the courthouse, you know?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: Right. Well, they're nice and close. It's convenient.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: And much like the life in prison thing, I don't
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: think there should be probation. That's not a punishment. Probation, oh,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: you're not allowed to get in trouble now.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: You never are. Right. How is that a punishment? Well,
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, if it keeps you out of jail, it's
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: like that last chance, right? So you got busted. They
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: give you, I don't know, three years of probation.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: Keep your nose clean for the next, of course you're
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: supposed to. Yeah.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: But then three years in one day, then you can
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: do whatever you want.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: No, no. But if you don't want to go to
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: jail on your current charge. Right. Like you're going to
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: stay out of jail. You're on probation. But if you
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: violate that probation, you will go to jail for this.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: For that.
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: Okay. And then you're also in trouble for whatever new
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: thing you did. And here comes the guy in this room,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: the only person who's ever been to jail.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 2: Are you coming in to explain it to us? No,
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: I was just going to say.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 12: Oh, I thought you were just going to say, okay.
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 12: I was going to say, Greg, you know, like, it
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 12: worked for me. Probation was plenty for me to learn
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 12: my lesson.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. Here's how I look at it. We're all
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: on probation.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: Technically, yeah.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 2: You're not allowed to.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 3: Commit any crimes.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. But if, like, say you broke a,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 2: you know, whatever. You committed a crime.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: You still could get probation. But if you're on probation
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: and you commit a crime, you're in jail.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: For longer.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you go to jail for whatever you already did.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 2: And now you're also in trouble for whatever you did that,
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: It's compounded.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 2: Ruined your probation.
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Greg. I just don't find it to be a punishment.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, you move differently. That's for sure. When you're
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: on probation. That's for sure.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, I bet.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 2: How long was your probation? Three years. Is it one
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: of those you had to like check in with somebody?
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Because, yeah. I got everything reduced, so. Yeah, I thought
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: you had to check in with your parole officer. No,
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: that's a different level. That's different?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 8: Yep.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: See, I don't know.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: Parole and probation are different.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Such a loser.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: God. You're such a square.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Don't do such a square. Yeah, Jeff did white collar crime, not. Yes.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Parole is like ankle monitor stuff, right? You could be
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 2: on probation with ankle monitors too. Yeah. You could be
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 2: waiting to go to court with ankle monitor.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, my friend, she had to go to Tent City.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 9: She had an ankle monitor. She was allowed to leave,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 9: you know, Tent City in Arizona, the jail. She was
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 9: allowed to leave, but she had an ankle monitor on
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 9: to go to work and then come back.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 2: How was that in jail?
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 10: I mean.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 5: Got to make that money.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 2: Is it a work release?
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 2: Like a work release program? Well, no. It's, yeah, just
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: like you had to go to jail during the day.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 2: She would leave for, like, four hours, five hours a day,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: and then go back to jail.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: But that's what it's called, right?
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: The guy that I worked with, it was called the
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: Honor Farm. He lived at the Honor Farm. And he
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: could go to work, and if you had to stay
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 3: at work one minute over, he had to call and
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: report and say where you're going to be. And then
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 3: after work, go right back.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: To, quote, jail. Well, one year we went on a
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 5: vacation to this island called Rorotonga, and I really wanted
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: to go to the jail just to see what it
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: was like. And we went on a weekday, and it
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 5: was empty. We're like, where is everybody? And the correctional
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 5: officer said, oh, everyone went home for lunch.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 2: Some of the text, the 10% is a down payment
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: for the total amount of bail. The bail company then
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: pays the remainder. You never get that 10%. They get
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: to keep that as their fee.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 12: You're basically taking a loan out with the bondsman. Now,
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 12: let's say Woody had 100 grand in cash as an example.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 12: He could put that down. And as long as I
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 12: went to all my court appointments- Woody would get his
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 12: money back. But because it's cash, Woody's money is not
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 12: borrowed from the bondsman.
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: And you can put up your house or something. Somebody
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 5: called me. I know this secondhand because I was called
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 5: by a bail bondsman to put up money for somebody.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 5: And I said, no, thank you, and hung up the phone.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think I'd bail anybody.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 5: Depending on how long.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: It depends who it is.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: And what was the circumstance? Is it something that they
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: actually did? Are they now caught up in something, wrong place,
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 2: wrong time? Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 12: Yeah, there's levels to it. I mean, if you know
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 12: they're a tweaker and they're in trouble for like the
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 12: fifth time.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 7: No, dude.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 3: Hell no.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: Lose my number. But, you know, people make stupid decisions
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: and they do whatever. And depending on just how close
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: you are to this person, like, I'm willing to give
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: somebody one. You know?
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 5: No matter how stupid it is.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: We've said that before.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: The first one.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 2: No pun intended, but like one bailout. Mm-hmm. You know,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: if you can swing it. Depends on also what it is. Like,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 2: what are we really talking about here? Mm-hmm. depending on
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: what the crime was or what you're being accused of,
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 2: don't want to touch that at all. Don't want to
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: be involved. You know? But what if your kid did the.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 5: Dumbest thing, like, ever? Like, really bad and, like, definitely
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: their fault.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: Like this look-smacking kid?
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: No.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: No way.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 5: Daddy, please!
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: Not touching Daddy nothing.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: Jeff, are you allowed to drink when you're on probation?
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 5: I think it depends on the.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for the most part. Some of the monitors, they
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 2: can detect. Yeah, it wasn't like Tracy Morgan's when he
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: had his. It was like detecting. So you talk about
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 2: a punishment.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 12: Everything's different. There's so many levels to.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: All of it.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: So wait, what's the difference between parole and probation?
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 5: Well, parole is when you get out of prison, right?
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a more serious crime thing. But
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: like parole, you gotta see a parole officer. But is
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: that just the same thing as probation?
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: Like, you can't get in trouble.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: Probation is given by a judge instead of jail time.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 5: Parole is an early release after prison time.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 2: And going back to the- I never did prison time. Yeah,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: so you're- No, no, no. It's just counting, right? Yeah. No,
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 2: not even, I mean- Not even counting?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: You got taken to count. Quick ins and outs, yes.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Ah, okay.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 5: You got processed and released.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: Ye olde revolving door. It's basically like vacation. Procidicism. Yes.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 2: Horse vacation. Door's gonna swing wide. 877-44-Woody. What, Menace? I
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: was just going to say, my friend with the ankle monitor,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 2: she bedazzled it, so it was super cute.
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's so cute.
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: So cute. How long has Julianne had it? It's good.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 2: Greg made an observation, and now it's all I can do.
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: to not notice it. Really? I think you're right. Oh,
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: that's nice to hear. Greg said to me, why does
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: it seem that the richer a person gets, like a
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: guy especially, the more they're in the bracelets, like beads
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 2: and strings. Oh my God, I'm so glad I'm not
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 2: alone in this thinking. Well, so women... The more wealthy
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 2: they are, they have just more stuff. Necklaces and jewelry
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 2: in general. I mean, they know how to edit. But
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: you're right about dudes. When it comes to men specifically,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: and I don't mean like, oh, I came into a
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: few hundred bucks. I'm talking like the ones you see
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: on TV, Rich. And they have so many bracelets, including
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: like little pieces of string. The kind of bracelets that
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: look like your daughter made you at camp. Right, right.
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 5: With maybe a little piece of metal on it.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: Like you get them at gift shops down the shore
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: or something, down the beach.
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 3: Or it might be a single, I guess it's called
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: a beaded bracelet or like a rubber pearl bracelet.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: Or some kind of like leather lace, like a shoelace,
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: but it's made of like a leather.
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: And it's ill-fitting and falling apart. There's this guy I
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: saw on TV. His name is Grant Cardone. I believe
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 3: he runs a thing called Cardone Capital, essentially a billionaire,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: and he invests in real estate. And he's doing this interview,
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: and he's wearing the bracelets. And then there's another New
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: York real estate investor I saw on TV, incredibly successful,
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: and he has about 75 bracelets. And I think we
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: know people really, really high up in the company. Totally
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 3: into bracelets. And it's the richer the man gets, the
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: more bracelets.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: What's the bigger the hoop, the bigger the whore? Like
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: when it comes to earrings, right? Or the higher the heel, something.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: There's another one of those.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 5: The higher the hair, the closer to God.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you though. the observation I've made, I
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: have the same observation, but that's millionaires. Billionaires, like nothing.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 2: It's just like T-shirt, jeans. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No bracelets, nothing.
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: I was watching a video of the guy, the NVIDIA guy,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: and he always has... the same jeans, same shirt, and
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 2: then that black leather jacket. And they're like, we always
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: see you in the exact same, how many of these
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: do you have? He goes, I got a ton of them.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: He wears the same exact thing.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: But he has multiples.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: And I agree, because my wife says, all your stuff
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 2: is exactly the same. I have three different versions. I
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: have long sleeve t-shirt, short sleeve t-shirt, and polo. In
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: only a small handful of colors. Black, gray... Perhaps like
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 2: a brown.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 5: Like a dark green or something.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: Or like a dark blue. Yeah. That's it. That's what
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: I've got.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 5: It's like you and Steve Jobs.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 2: And as much as I hate the what's for dinner question,
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: I don't enjoy like what to wear. Like the whole,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: like who cares? So it's one, and the NVIDIA guy
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: said it's one less decision he's got to make.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: He doesn't even have to think about it. He just
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 2: knows like, this is what I'm wearing. This works. And
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: who cares?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: I've definitely noticed it. If you're watching TV or you're
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: seeing interviews with people, look at their hands and they're
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 3: wearing bracelets and they're usually a piece of string or
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: like you said, a shoelace, something very innocuous.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Millionaires are way more gaudy than billionaires. That is true.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: The billionaire guys, they're, they're, you know, they look homeless
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: at the time. You know why? Cause you don't, you
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: don't have to care. Our late agent was very wealthy and,
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: he kind of had that, not homeless look, but that... Oh,
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: he didn't look homeless.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 3: Jeans and hoodie, you know, having drinks at a nice
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 3: hotel with him.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he was very... But you could tell he was...
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: He was very casual.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 3: So, like, if I did it, I'd look like a bum.
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: And when rich people do it, they look cool.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 3: Like, you look cool when you look poor.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but, like, that sweatshirt that looks like crap is $ 500.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Exactly. Dude, so... This guy is a couple in Florida.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 2: They're in bed. They're trying to sleep. No sexy time.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: But the guy, he kept farting. And his chick was
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 2: getting pissed. Right. And she's like, yo, stop. So they
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: start arguing because he won't stop farting. Police say after
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: she spit in his face, he grabbed her by the
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: throat with both hands, pulled her off the bed and
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: strangled her.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 7: Oh. Oh.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: And she eventually got away and called the cops. And
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 2: the officers questioned him. He admitted that he choked her
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: dumb ass, quote unquote. And he was arrested for domestic battery. Like,
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it myself, but I get it. Like,
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: somebody spits in your face. Man, you got to have
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: some major league restraint. If I'm on that jury, not guilty.
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 5: But he started it with all the farting.
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 2: People fart. You're sharing a bed. Spit can be considered dirty. Assault.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: Of course. If you throw a slice of pizza. I'm
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: never going to attack anybody like that.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: So he just had enough.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 3: He's like, ugh. See, they need a sleep divorce.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 3: That would have solved all their problems.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: A guy in Louisiana killed his wife. And then was
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: nice enough to take her on one last road trip.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: According to the cops, they had gotten to an argument.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: The guy snapped. He shot her, put her in the
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 2: passenger seat of the car, propped her up like Weekend
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: at Bernie style. And he started driving 400 miles.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: That's so creepy.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: 400 miles to Memphis. One last road trip. Before anybody
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: even noticed, by the way. And so he was arrested,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: extradited back to Louisiana. You guys remember Freddie Wilhite? Freddie Wilhite?
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: So we played a clip of this guy before. A lot.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: I mean, he reached his breaking point.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: I don't remember this.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 2: You know it. Something happened, and then he called 911
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: on himself. You remember this call. North Richland Hills, 911.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 1: That's it.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: Hello?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 5: This is Freddie Wilhite.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: How can I help you?
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: I shot my wife in the stomach with 38.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 2: What address are you at?
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: 8432.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 4: Is she still there?
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's lying on the floor.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 4: And what is your name?
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 7: Freddie Wilhite.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 2: Open your ears, lady. I just told you.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: Freddie Wilhite.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 11: Where's the gun at?
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: What? Where's the gun?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: It's in the closet.
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 2: What is her name?
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 8: Donna.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 12: Is there anybody else there with you?
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: When was the last time you heard someone named Donna?
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 5: It's been a while.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 2: Donna's an old-timey name.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: Do I know any Donnas?
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 5: I know one Donna.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 2: You do?
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my mother-in-law.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: How old is she? She's like in her 60s. See?
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: Don't know any Donnas. Bad day for this Donna.
• 1:43:20
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 2: Okay. Why did he do this?
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 1: She enticed me and she would ridicule me.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 10: Throughout my lifetime.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, and you're at 8432 Gifford? That's it, baby. Oh,
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 2: my God. He's shooting his shot with the 911 operator.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 2: That's it, baby.
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 5: He is totally content with his choices.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 2: See, and, you know, people, man, you're together for however
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 2: many years, and things just, like, you ever watch an
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: old couple bicker and argue?
• 1:43:58
  Speaker 3: All my parents do.
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:44:00
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: I see it so much now between, you know, my
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: dad and my stepmom. Yeah. My mom and my stepdad.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 2: I think it just happens. They love each other. I
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 2: know they're good. Right. I think it's just what happens.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 2: And it's over dumb stuff.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: It's over the dumbest stuff. Any given conversation is, Oh, Gregory,
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: we were having dinner last Wednesday. No, it was Tuesday. Right.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to get somebody out there. Where in
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 5: the house are you right now? Well, I'm in the
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 5: dining room. I don't know if she's dead or not.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: How long ago did this happen? A few minutes. Okay.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 2: I'll see if she's alive. I'll go check.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 12: Okay.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that what I should do? Yeah, I'll go check.
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: Are you alive or are you dead? That's how he checked. Wow.
• 1:44:50
  Speaker 5: If she says dead, that means she's dead.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 6: Sir, I'm here.
• 1:45:01
  Speaker 5: I think she did.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 2: Is there anybody else in the house with you?
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:45:05
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 2: I'm peaceable.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 11: It's okay.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 2: I'm peaceable. I just murdered my wife, but I'm peaceable.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 5: I'm good.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 3: Come on in. I'm peaceable.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 5: My hard times are over.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: It was between me and her. No one else. Yeah,
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: we're good. Okay, sir. It's okay. I understand.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 12: I've got help coming up there.
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 2: I just want to stay on the line with you
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: until they get there.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 2: And then I'll go down.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry?
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 12: I'll go down.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: Okay, you all right?
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 2: And that was it. They picked him up, rested, you know.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: You all right?
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 3: All good.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 2: Having dinner later? Three hots in the cot. So as
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: I hear stuff like this or, you know, whatever, I
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 2: tell my wife, like, hey, as annoyed as you may get, like,
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: don't kill me. You know? Just do that, Curtis. As
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: we grow older. Can we agree to just that? Like,
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 2: we just had our anniversary, our 18th anniversary. Oh, phew.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: And it's like, well, as we go further down this
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: road together, babe, I know we can annoy the crap
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: out of each other, but just divorce me. Feel free
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: to just divorce me. You don't got to kill me.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: Please don't spit at me. It gets to that point
• 1:46:18
  Speaker 2: where you feel like you're going to kick somebody in
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: the balls or start doing that kind of stuff because, man,
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 2: let's not let it escalate. OK, we can we can
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 2: live together and secretly and quietly hate each other if
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: we get to that point, you know, because at that
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 2: point you're so old that you don't even want to. Yeah.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: You don't even have the energy to get divorced. But
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: let's not go the way of Freddie Wilhite.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 2: Let's let's avoid that.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 5: We shake on it.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Eight, seven, seven, forty four. Woody, you can send
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 2: us a text over to two to ninety seven. Quick break.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 2: More Woody shows next. Hang on. See the story about
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: this bear that walked into an arcade?
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: This is, yeah, so bear, you know, oh man, people
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 2: in town spot a bear, but then the bear walked
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 2: right into the arcade.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 2: And they had to try to get this thing out
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 2: of there. Hey, don't go up there. Don't go up there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 7: Oh dear God. Bear!
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: Hey! Hey!
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 4: Ow!
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 2: Self-repulsing.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 1: That bear's in the retro game.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: I would freak out.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 2: I don't think people are nearly scared enough of bears
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: as they should be.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 5: Well, because they're fluffy and their ears are cute.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 3: I mean, they're like number two to dogs.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:47:46
  Speaker 3: On the cuteness scale. They're so cute. But I've never
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 3: seen one in the wild.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:47:52
  Speaker 3: I've seen them at the zoo. Sure. I've never seen
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: a bear out in the world.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think I have either. I mean, not up
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: close where I was in fear.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've seen one. I think it was in
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 2: a car, you know, driving through a national park. Saw one.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 2: Didn't stop, get out, go take a selfie with it.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: I've seen them, like, camping and stuff.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, I saw a video yesterday. Don't know where
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: it was. I forget.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: Not important.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: Sharks just mutilated this seal. Oh, no. Oh, no. It
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 2: looked like a scene in Jaws because the water just
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: turned red.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 1: Brutal.
• 1:48:27
  Speaker 2: So watching animals and stuff, man, I mean, it is
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 2: pretty incredible.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Sheer strength. Like, it's not like they're influenced by social media.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 2: They're just doing it because that's what they do. Sharks shark.
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 2: Sharks gonna shark. You know? Bears just walking through town.
• 1:48:44
  Speaker 2: He doesn't know that's an arcade. Doesn't care.
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: It's a structure.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 2: You know, raccoons getting in the stuff, which... We're probably
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: due for another round of raccoon news here.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 5: Yes, please.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 3: Shortly. Way overdue.
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: This woman in New York, she walked out into her backyard.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 2: She suddenly fell eight feet underground. What? It was a
• 1:49:04
  Speaker 2: narrow sinkhole. And it was so tight, man. She was
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 2: struggling to breathe. I do have a picture.
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 5: Oh, God.
• 1:49:11
  Speaker 2: Just walk out in the yard having a great day.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: Look at this.
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 2: That's a nightmare.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:49:17
  Speaker 2: It just... Literal nightmare.
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 3: That is the size of a headstone at a grave.
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  Speaker 2: Who just had a... A sinkhole opened up in front
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  Speaker 2: of their house, their, you know, beach house. Oh, that was,
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  Speaker 2: what's his name?
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  Speaker 3: Nicholas Cage.
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  Speaker 2: Nicholas Cage.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. House is collapsing.
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  Speaker 2: My dad had at the end of his driveway.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because there's the main road that goes in front of
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  Speaker 2: his house. And then there was a, you know, driveway
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  Speaker 2: that goes, you know, pretty long driveway. But like right
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  Speaker 2: by where the mailbox is, man, he's walking by. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's about the width of maybe like a softball, a
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 2: diameter of a softball.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, what the hell? So he tries kicking some
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 2: rock over there to, you know, nope, just disappears. And
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  Speaker 2: then he realizes, oh, that's a sinkhole. That's a sinkhole.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: The county had to come out and do a whole thing.
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 2: And yeah, figured it hasn't come back. So how do
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 2: they work? That's the earth swallowing you, dude. Yeah, for real.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 2: Is there just a giant hole under the crust? So
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 2: they think in this case with this woman that it
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: might've been like an old well that That was never
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 2: properly covered.
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  Speaker 5: So he just kicked some grass over it?
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's lucky she got found. How would you even get rescued?
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 2: She managed to yell loud enough. Neighbors heard her. And
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 2: then they called 911. Here's her. Just like walking.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 5: The ground just went. And I was in a hole.
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 8: Help! Help!
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  Speaker 2: Are you up there?
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 5: I couldn't breathe well because I was gasping and scared
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 5: and crying.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: Firemen cops a special unit cops ambulance mts they were wonderful.
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah and to make matters worse this was on her
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 2: birthday this interview with the news she's talking about how
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 2: like all the rescue workers got her out of there
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 2: and started singing her.
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  Speaker 9: Happy birthday I mean, if it was a well, I
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 9: hope she made a wish before she got out, you know?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 2: Well, baby Jessica back in the 80s.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 2: There was a baby.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: That's your girl.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 2: It was Texas, right?
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 2: She was wandering around and fell down another really narrow well,
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 2: stuck down there. They had to go in and rescue her.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 2: Your pen pal.
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: She was in there for it. Two days, something like that?
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 7: I was a.
• 1:51:24
  Speaker 2: Child when that happened. I was taken by that story.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: Traumatized.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 2: Didn't she end up growing up to be some kind of... Redneck,
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: white trash kind of.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 3: Wasn't she in.
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: Trouble for something?
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 3: She got arrested recently. Yeah.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: Was she like, I don't know. I think if I
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 2: remember correctly. Yeah. Like she was like beating on her
• 1:51:43
  Speaker 2: husband or something. Jessica.
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 2: Domestic dispute. Domestic assault. Domestic disturbance. She was charged with
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: assault causing bodily injury.
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Come on. Oh, yeah.
• 1:52:01
  Speaker 2: What's your last name? McClure?
• 1:52:03
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah.
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 5: McClure. And now it's McClure Morales.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah. I'm saying it was Jessica McClure.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 2: When it was baby Jessica, right? Yeah. 877-44-WOODY. You can
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• 1:52:19
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• 1:52:25
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• 1:52:27
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• 1:52:29
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• 1:52:30
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• 1:52:40
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: And a lot of stuff for you on the show tomorrow,
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 2: including the mullet review guy.
• 1:52:48
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• 1:52:48
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• 1:52:51
  Speaker 2: food poisoning.
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 5: I love him.
• 1:52:53
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  Speaker 2: throwback Thursday up in the club.
• 1:52:59
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• 1:52:59
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• 1:53:02
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• 1:53:03
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• 1:53:06
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• 1:53:12
  Speaker 5: Do it.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: All right, Greg Gorey, parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you're drunk, you don't slur your words. You're
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: speaking in cursive, and it's fancy.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, man.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 5: Love it.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Greg. Tell yourself whatever you need to
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 2: tell yourself, I guess.
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: I'll tell myself that.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not slurring.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm speaking in cursive.
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 2: I'm speaking in cursive. Yeah, I'm Greg Gorey. You're just
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: not sophisticated like me. All right, thank you very much,
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: Greg Gorey.
• 1:53:38
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• 1:53:39
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• 1:53:41
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• 1:53:43
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• 1:53:45
  Speaker 2: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Thursday.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: Have a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.