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Hour 3 - Boras Doesn't Bore Us · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three, our number three.
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  Speaker 1: as is Jay Dot in Utah. These guys forced to
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  Speaker 1: So here in hour number three, it's all about baseball talking.
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  Speaker 1: Bay's ball. That's right, Jay Dot talk and Bay He's ball.
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  Speaker 1: So Scott Boris, that's a very powerful agent and it's
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  Speaker 1: become a yearly ritual at the general manager meetings, he
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  Speaker 1: holds court and just does a bunch of dad jokes.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty much it. So Scott Boris says Detroit Tiger
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  Speaker 1: fans want a Terrek Barrick to They want it built
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  Speaker 1: around Trek Schoolble, the ace, the cy young winning pitcher.
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  Speaker 1: How does that hit you? A Terrek Barrick? Also, what
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  Speaker 1: is the takeaway from Scott Morris's decree about the polar
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  Speaker 1: Bear Pete Alonzo and his future? And Scott Boris also
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  Speaker 1: says Major League Baseball needs to ban all prop bets.
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  Speaker 1: Do you agree or disagree? We'll get to that as well.
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  Speaker 1: here's our number three. Well his name is borre Us,
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  Speaker 1: but he didn't borre Us. Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: it is a jam packed hour of talk radio. You'll
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  Speaker 1: decide whether it's good or not. But our lead this
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  Speaker 1: hour is from Viva Las Vegas. We're Scott Borris, the
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  Speaker 1: super Agent to the Stars. He held court at the Cosmo.
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  Speaker 1: He was playing on the strip there in Vegas at
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  Speaker 1: the Cosmo, filling up the content machine. He covered all
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  Speaker 1: the bases, all the bases. So let's start out in Motown.
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  Speaker 1: Scott Morrise, the super agent representing Tigers Ace and Cy
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  Speaker 1: Young winner yet again, Tariq Schooble said, the fans of Michigan,
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  Speaker 1: the fans of Motown are clamoring, clamoring for the team
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  Speaker 1: to construct a roster fortress around the two time American
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  Speaker 1: League Cy Young winner, punning on the pitcher's name as
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  Speaker 1: the Terrek Bearrick, saying that hey, they want the Trek Berick.
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  Speaker 1: It's good jumping off point. So let's discuss the question
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  Speaker 1: for the class. Scott Borris saying that the Detroit Tiger
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  Speaker 1: fan base wants the Terrek Brick built around Trek scoople,
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  Speaker 1: How does that hit you? So I've got the amazing
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  Speaker 1: Cresken doctor seuss an oil pipeline, and we will combine
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  Speaker 1: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 1: take baby steps, is what we're going to take. I
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  Speaker 1: don't hear the bells. I'm so used to hearing the bell.
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  Speaker 1: When I don't hear the bell, I think, oh my,
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  Speaker 1: something might have happened. But all right, my first thought here,
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  Speaker 1: So Scott boor Us, the agent, this is a must listen,
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  Speaker 1: must watch, situation at the GM meetings because he rolls
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  Speaker 1: in there the Shakespeare of Schlock, Scott Morris rolling into
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  Speaker 1: the GM meetings with yet another batch of pre cooked
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  Speaker 1: dad jokes straight out of the Live Life, Laugh and Love,
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  Speaker 1: you know aisle there at Hobby Lobby, just live, laugh
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  Speaker 1: and love and all that stuff. This is Scott Boris's
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl. It is, and in another life. In my
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  Speaker 1: younger days, I knew Scott a little bit casually. Casually
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  Speaker 1: Scott used to listen. I did the stuff with the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers years ago, and I actually famously went up to
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  Speaker 1: Scott one time. I said, hey, Scott, I'm a young,
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  Speaker 1: upstart radio guy. I'd really love to have you as
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  Speaker 1: my agent. And Scott said, Ben, I know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're great. I don't do that. I only
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  Speaker 1: do baseball. I don't do radio. Now he knew before
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  Speaker 1: not to do radio, but he said he did. He
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  Speaker 1: said he told me he was approached by football players
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  Speaker 1: and basketball players. He said, no, I was a minor
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  Speaker 1: league baseball player. I know baseball. That's what I know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick to what I know. I'm not interested
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  Speaker 1: in that. That's what I'm interested Sorry, but for Boris,
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  Speaker 1: this is his super Bowl. I am convinced that Scott
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  Speaker 1: spends hours and hours at his Newport Beach compound, right
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  Speaker 1: near where Kobe used to live, and he's looking at
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  Speaker 1: the mirror and Scott is just workshopping these puns like
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  Speaker 1: he's prepping for open mic night at the Holiday Inn
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  Speaker 1: in Des Moines. He's corny, he's hoky, he's mushy, he's
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  Speaker 1: over the top. And the worst part is he loves it.
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  Speaker 1: And he I'm telling you, people around Scott Boris and
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  Speaker 1: he's got a posse of people that fall him around.
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  Speaker 1: They must be saying, oh my god, Scott, you are
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  Speaker 1: so good, you are so funny. You killed it, You
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  Speaker 1: absolutely kill it. So Boris thinks he's crushing every one
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  Speaker 1: liner and I'm gonna date myself with this reverence. But
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  Speaker 1: like a modern day Don Rickles, this famous comedian from
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  Speaker 1: years ago, he's like the Don Rickles of baseball agents.
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  Speaker 1: Underneath the Scott Boris the Vaudeville act, leverage, leverage, capitol,
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  Speaker 1: pure uncut Scott Boris leverage. And what he did here
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  Speaker 1: on the Tiger Talk is he took a page out
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  Speaker 1: of the Amazing Creskins book of magic, and he got
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  Speaker 1: a pen with disappearing ink. It's like a nice little
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  Speaker 1: ace Scott you got. There would be a shame, would
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  Speaker 1: be a shame if he left for the Dodgers the Yankees.
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  Speaker 1: What Boris is really saying is Tarret Scoogle ain't signing
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  Speaker 1: squat in Detroit unless Mike Ilich rises up like the
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  Speaker 1: Phoenix and crosses the Pearly Gates from the Great Beyond
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  Speaker 1: with a blank check. Pizza pizza. Boris does not bargain shop.
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  Speaker 1: We all know that he does not believe in bargain shopping.
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  Speaker 1: He's never used a coupon. He doesn't clip coupons. Why
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  Speaker 1: would he doesn't use him There's no up to fifty
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  Speaker 1: percent off Hometown discount or Doorbuster as special. There's no sale,
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  Speaker 1: just not No. He's a Rolex guy. He's a Rodeo
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  Speaker 1: drive Madison Avenue guy. That's who he is. You want Schooble,
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  Speaker 1: you pay Schooble full market value, and the whole fans
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  Speaker 1: want Terrek. Terrek's Barrick, that whole thing built around him.
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  Speaker 1: Spare me all right, and we're on all over Michigan.
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  Speaker 1: I'll give out the number he in a minute but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know of anyone listening. We're on in Detroit
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  Speaker 1: and all the big towns in Michigan. We've got affiliates.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody I know who lives in the state of Michigan
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  Speaker 1: is marching down Woodward Avenue in Detroit demanding a medieval
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  Speaker 1: fortress be built right next to Ford Field and the
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  Speaker 1: Tigers Stadium there for Trek School. And Boris is pretending,
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  Speaker 1: he's pretending he's just a humble listener at the GM meetings,
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  Speaker 1: and me thinks not so much. Me thinks so much. Now,
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  Speaker 1: keeping the theme of the hour, but we moved to
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  Speaker 1: the Mets. Now on page two, agent Scott Boris addressing
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  Speaker 1: Mets star Pete Alonzo in free agency. Now I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: that Scott Boris is cornball, he's hoky, he's over the top.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing all this, he's doing dad jokes. Well, he
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  Speaker 1: really outdid himself. He was asked about Pete Alonzo, who
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  Speaker 1: has opted out, is a free agent again going back
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  Speaker 1: to market after a big year with the Mets, and
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  Speaker 1: listen to Scott Boris waks poetic about Pete Alonzo.
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  Speaker 2: There's no doubt that peace pursuers are prime to pay
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  Speaker 2: the power Piper. You know, Pete picked the perfect period
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  Speaker 2: to play pre eminently at a really a primary position,
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  Speaker 2: a playoff, Perched, Plethora will pounced to participate in.
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  Speaker 1: The polar punch. Okay, that is not AI. That's really
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not AI. Question. What is the takeaway from
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  Speaker 1: the Scott Boris decree about the Polar Bear or, as
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  Speaker 1: he said, the power Piper, Pete Alonzo and his future. Well, congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: Scott Boris, you have officially entered the Doctor Seuss on
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  Speaker 1: Red Bull era of your career. That was a big
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Seuss fan back in the day. So what would
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  Speaker 1: Doctor Seuss be like? Heavily caffeinated, maybe with some other
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  Speaker 1: kind of pharmaceuticals. Well, here you go. He kind of
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  Speaker 1: sounds like the Riddler. I give him credit. He had
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  Speaker 1: that memorized. There was no script in front of him,
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  Speaker 1: there was no teleprompter. Sounded like the Riddler trying to
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  Speaker 1: win a pop up poetry contest in an open mic
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  Speaker 1: thing somewhere. Roses are red, violets are blue, and I
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  Speaker 1: can do poetry better than you. Power Piper, perfect period, playoff, Parched, Plethora,
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  Speaker 1: get the pop filter, Scott Boris, the alliteration station we are.
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  Speaker 1: You're a literation station. It could be a good promo,
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  Speaker 1: right the Ben Maler Show. You're a literation station. The
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  Speaker 1: tone at the time of the tone will be the
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  Speaker 1: time of the tone will be. So anyway, listen, that
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  Speaker 1: is banana ball. That is bananabal That's what that is.
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  Speaker 1: Scott Boris wants sake, canary yellow tuxedo, a top hat,
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  Speaker 1: and tickets to the Savannah Bananas World Tour. That is
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  Speaker 1: pure performance art. That is performance art. Peter Piper picked
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  Speaker 1: the back of playoff power hitters, and Scott Boris is
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  Speaker 1: picking the pockets of desperate, pathetic owners. And here's the
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  Speaker 1: moral of the poem. Peter Alonzo is gone bye bye,
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  Speaker 1: bye bye bye. He is gone gone, gone, gone, gone, gone,
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  Speaker 1: gone gone. Unless the Mets pay them a ton of money,
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  Speaker 1: like overpay, that's it. No discount, obviously, you'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's the takeaway. It's not so subtle. Boris
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  Speaker 1: speaks in riddles like the Riddler. He's the Riddler, but
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  Speaker 1: he acts like a guy holding a neon sign that
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  Speaker 1: says Bidder's wanted, bring checkbook, bring crypto. And he's telling
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  Speaker 1: the Mets through the media, either give us the moon
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  Speaker 1: or the polar bear migrates developing hot dot dot dot.
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  Speaker 1: Now typically newsflash, polar bears don't do well in warm weather.
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  Speaker 1: But Boris doesn't care about that. If the money, let's
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  Speaker 1: say the money's in the Sahara Desert, well Pete will
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  Speaker 1: go to Riod tomorrow. Tomorrow tomorrow is another day, and
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  Speaker 1: he'll sign up for that. And said, well, we got
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  Speaker 1: a nice polar bear here at the zoo and Riod
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  Speaker 1: there you go. So Scott Boris did not just raise
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  Speaker 1: the price. You didn't just raise the price. He backed
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  Speaker 1: Steve Cohen the mets ore into the polar bear cage.
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  Speaker 1: You're in the cage, mister Collin, You're in the polar
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  Speaker 1: bear cage. Oh my god. And Boris doesn't care you're
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  Speaker 1: in the cage. Threw away the key and handed alonzo
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  Speaker 1: a bozuka, a bozuka of money, a money bozuka. How
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  Speaker 1: great is that?
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  Speaker 3: All?
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  Speaker 1: Right? Final thought on the gambling front. On the gambling front, now,
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  Speaker 1: Scott Boris addressed prop betting. As you might know, there
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  Speaker 1: are a couple of Cleveland Guardian pitchers who are facing
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  Speaker 1: most likely the rest of their lives in jail if
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  Speaker 1: they get the full full sentence, which is unlikely. But
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna do some hard time at the Gray Bar
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  Speaker 1: all inclusive resort. So the question Scott boris, now he
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  Speaker 1: said he wants all of this eliminated. We want, he said,
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  Speaker 1: we want the player's integrity never to be questioned. He
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  Speaker 1: says that at the GM he did not use a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of riddles when he said that funny enough. So
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  Speaker 1: the question Scott boris saying that Base needs to ban
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  Speaker 1: all prop bets. Do you agree or disagree? So this
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  Speaker 1: is a point in demarcation for a lot of us.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously I disagree. I strongly disagree with this. The easy
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  Speaker 1: position is say, well, there have been some scandals here,
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  Speaker 1: so let's just get rid of all prop bets, right,
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  Speaker 1: just get it. It's like if you lived in Peoria
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  Speaker 1: and you went to a restaurant in Peoria and you said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I had a meal there and it wasn't very good.
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  Speaker 1: So we should outlaw the restaurant in Peoria and all
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  Speaker 1: restaurants in Peori because I had one chef that undercooked
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  Speaker 1: the chicken and I got some sickness and I don't
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  Speaker 1: want that, and so we should just get rid of it.
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  Speaker 1: Every era has bad actors, Every business has bad actors.
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  Speaker 1: The black Socks were fixing games when gambling was illegal.
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  Speaker 1: Prohibiting props now would just push everything back into the shadows,
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  Speaker 1: back into the back alleys, the neighborhood bookie, the mob.
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  Speaker 1: The mob wants you to ban They want you to
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  Speaker 1: ban the prop bets because they would just do the
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  Speaker 1: business and you can't track it, and they make all
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  Speaker 1: the money. Then you've got a real mess. And let's
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  Speaker 1: not be idiots here. Props are the golden ghosts. That's
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  Speaker 1: the other thing which is very odd for Scott boris
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  Speaker 1: a man that's all about the money, all about the benjamins.
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  Speaker 1: If you think about where the money is now in
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  Speaker 1: professional sports, you cannot watch more than two minutes of
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  Speaker 1: a game without some kind of commercial for gambling. It
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  Speaker 1: is the oil pipeline straight into the wallet of baseball
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  Speaker 1: and the other sports as well. And so whatever your
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  Speaker 1: favorite gambling company is, we love DraftKings here. They're essentially
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  Speaker 1: sponsors of half the league now, if not the entire league.
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  Speaker 1: And if you yank the prop bets off the board,
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  Speaker 1: and you certainly do it, I think the government's going
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  Speaker 1: to try to get rid of these things and ban
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  Speaker 1: the prop bets. The leagues are putting limits on them,
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  Speaker 1: trying to put limits on them. If you take prop
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  Speaker 1: bets off the board, you're cutting off the air supply
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  Speaker 1: in many ways, right because you think owners are giving
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  Speaker 1: up that revenue stream so Scott Boris can sleep better
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  Speaker 1: at night. No, And if you think that, I guess
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  Speaker 1: I will become the next Pope Pope Benny. For many props,
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  Speaker 1: For many props that are out there, they're harmless. People
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  Speaker 1: aren't messing around with them, and it does happen every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while, somebody futses around with them. And
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  Speaker 1: for a lot of the boys out there, props are
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  Speaker 1: the thing that keeps you engaged here. You get to
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  Speaker 1: a certain point, you've seen so many games over the years,
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  Speaker 1: ago burned out on that. I still like sports, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about it. You're kind of casual. You
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  Speaker 1: work your ass off, you put your not forty hours,
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  Speaker 1: you're working sixty hours a week, and you're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta watch a game, but I want to have
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  Speaker 1: a little action in it will skin in the game,
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  Speaker 1: And it's the sixth inning of a White Sox A's
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  Speaker 1: game and all, I guess we're both teams with thirty
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  Speaker 1: games out of first place, and the only way to
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  Speaker 1: really enjoy that is to put a little prop bet down,
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  Speaker 1: and you remove them, and baseball goes right back to
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  Speaker 1: being the two hours and forty five minutes or three
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  Speaker 1: hours and thirty minutes Ken Burns documentary, which for many
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  Speaker 1: not that great, and so Burrs scut wars if he's
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  Speaker 1: being truthful here, he wants to turn back the clock.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not putting the toothpaste back in the tube.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be back in the two perfectly. If
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  Speaker 1: you man props and money, money many if you ban that,
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  Speaker 1: the money, the fans, the engagement, all of that goes down.
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  Speaker 1: All of that goes down, And so it's essentially throwing
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  Speaker 1: the baby out with the sportsbook. If you will. Here,
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  Speaker 1: integrity can be protected without detonating the revenue stream. And
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  Speaker 1: again I say that knowing that there are have already
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  Speaker 1: been some hearings on Capitol Hill, and there will guarantee
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  Speaker 1: be more scandals. There'll be more names that the Feds
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  Speaker 1: get and for gambling, and then we'll see what happens
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  Speaker 1: after that, and the people that govern the laws will
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  Speaker 1: say okay, this has not much to do about nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and we are not happy about this, and we need
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  Speaker 1: to put the kebash on this and then it'll go
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  Speaker 1: back to being the way it was in terms of
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  Speaker 1: the mob just controlling the market because you can do
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  Speaker 1: everything online and people will do it and there will
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  Speaker 1: be no uproar. You won't know when the scandals are
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  Speaker 1: happening because it'll be done in the shutdows the Game
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  Speaker 1: it is. Las Vegas recently hosted the thirty fifth edition
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  Speaker 1: of the Blank Olympics. Obviously not the real Olympics or
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  Speaker 1: US we wouldn't have done it, but the Blank Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: That is the question. What is the answer? This is
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  Speaker 1: anyone in the building. No, anyone in the building here.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see page now, let's see Bill's Monster says the
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  Speaker 1: rock and Roll Olympics. I think is what he meant.
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  Speaker 1: King Roy is going with the exotic LGBTQ plus Senior
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  Speaker 1: Citizen Olympics. Okay, the rewipe, the rewipe Olympics from Lady Sideburns,
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  Speaker 1: who rarely disappoints. Donut glazing Olympics. Now I'd be in
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  Speaker 1: on that. When I was doing local radio a long
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  Speaker 1: time ago, I went to the world's largest Winchels, which
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  Speaker 1: to smell the sugar and they get the fresh doughnuts
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  Speaker 1: they gave us. Oh god, that was good. Milkman Mike
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  Speaker 1: in Colorado says, Vegas hosted the thirty fifth Porn Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: I think that's actually in Perump, Nevada, where Art Bell
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  Speaker 1: used to do.
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  Speaker 5: Is have you been?
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  Speaker 1: I've been to Perump, but I have not been to
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  Speaker 1: the Porn Olympics.
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  Speaker 5: You know what they like to do in Perump?
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  Speaker 1: Well, well, yeah, they like the rumph Yeah hello courtesy
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  Speaker 1: Flusher says sex Olympics A lot of that poodle clipping
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  Speaker 1: from Donkey Sausage A far out Dave says the cotton
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  Speaker 1: Eye Joe blow or versus vice Versa Olympics. Okay, far
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  Speaker 1: out Dave had that. The Ozempic Olympics from Eke in Roseville,
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota on the grind, got it right, JB, he got
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  Speaker 1: it right. Must be cheating, how dare who else? The
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  Speaker 1: Elvis Olympics from Doc Dan in Minnesota. Attillo in Florida
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  Speaker 1: says the the Gobba Gool, the Gobba Goool Olympics took
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  Speaker 1: place there. Trailer park thumb Wrestling from Doug in South Korea.
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  Speaker 1: Who else we have? The Lewis Tarkington Olympics from Hugh
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  Speaker 1: on I five The thirty fifth Anniversary of cow Milking Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: That's from Piller up Phil. Who else page Johnny Cu says,
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  Speaker 1: Pope Benny is the answer. The Momentum Olympics on Momentum
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  Speaker 1: Mountain from Larry D see nash Nashville. Phil says the
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  Speaker 1: jerk yourself Awake Olympics. Well, that is a that is
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  Speaker 1: a sleep term that we used. I used to endorse
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  Speaker 1: a bed the sleep I'll say, sleep numbers should be
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  Speaker 1: a smart dis you come back. I love sleep number,
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  Speaker 1: but they were an advertiser and in order to sell beds,
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  Speaker 1: I used all of the great sleep a lingo I did.
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  Speaker 1: Bill's Monster says the answer actually is the thirty fifth
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  Speaker 1: edition of The Deadbeat Gambler Olympics. That's from Derek in Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Let's see page down The
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  Speaker 1: Yo Yo Olympics from Mike the Leprechaun. Yes, the Yo
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  Speaker 1: Yo Olympics simply outstanding. Okay, do you have an answer?
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  Speaker 1: Lorena again? The Riddle of the Day Las Vegas recently
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  Speaker 1: hosted the thirty fifth edition of the Blank Olympics.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with the Beer Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. No,
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  Speaker 1: the correct answer would be the Housekeeping Olympics. Yes, the
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  Speaker 1: house Keeping Olympics.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Among the competitions, you had the bed making race, the
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  Speaker 1: mop relay, vacuuming competitions. Now I did not see a
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  Speaker 1: dishwashing competition because among the housekeeping, I am the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 1: Benny the dishwasher is my nickname in the Malor Mansion.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an epic dishwasher. I feel worthy of at least
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  Speaker 1: a silver medal. I'm thinking bron I'm thinking. I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: the gold, not bronze silver. At the very least. When
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  Speaker 1: it comes to washing dishes, have a dishwasher, I do,
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  Speaker 1: but I pre washed the dishes. So the dishwasher is
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  Speaker 1: the final stage. The dishwasher is not the main event.
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  Speaker 6: The main event like the sanitizing exactly.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a there's a myth that people have that
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  Speaker 1: you can just put dirty plates in the dishwasher and
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  Speaker 1: it's like a magic thing and it's just gonna no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. And then when I first got with the
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  Speaker 1: woman who's now my wife, and we were living together,
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  Speaker 1: and she would put him exactly and she would put
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  Speaker 1: plates and covered in food, right, no and so. And see,
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  Speaker 1: originally I was not the dishwasher. And then I looked
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  Speaker 1: at the bottom of the dishwasher and there were little
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  Speaker 1: pieces of macaroni.
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  Speaker 6: Are you telling me you became the dishwasher because you
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  Speaker 6: couldn't handle I could.
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  Speaker 1: Not handle the pieces of macaroni, the little peas, the
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  Speaker 1: little pieces of meat the bottom of the of the dishwasher.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was disgusting. And so I said, no,
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  Speaker 1: no more, I'm going to be I'm going to take
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  Speaker 1: this job. And I've had the job for over a decade.
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  Speaker 1: I've had that job as the dishwasher. I will challenge
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  Speaker 1: any man, woman or child. My ability to wash dishes.
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  Speaker 6: Put me in.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be in the housekeeping Olympics if they
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  Speaker 1: have dishwashing A'm in. Now, what is your strength, Lorena
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to housekeeping?
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  Speaker 6: Well, you see, Ben, I actually used to be a housekeeper.
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  Speaker 6: You were really not.
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  Speaker 1: Only was I a live in nanny for a family,
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  Speaker 1: also worked at the sleep in in Roseberg.
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  Speaker 6: And yeah, so it was super fun.
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  Speaker 5: My favorite thing to do though.
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  Speaker 6: Was making beds? Okay, the corners you so fun?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's a competition. That's part of the competition making
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  Speaker 1: bed making nice and tight and like flat and crisp. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And so you you learn the really fun when you.
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  Speaker 7: Put the cover over and you like fling it up
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  Speaker 7: in the air and it falls perfectly on each side
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  Speaker 7: of the bed, nice and flat.
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  Speaker 1: And mission accomplished there, and then it.
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  Speaker 6: Like flattens down.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's so satisfying.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Vegas is the home of housekeeping. I say we
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  Speaker 1: put a team together because we could. We could enter
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  Speaker 1: as a bit for the show next year. They have
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  Speaker 1: it every year. I be the dishwasher, You be the
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  Speaker 1: bed maker. Coop you want to be the mop guy,
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  Speaker 1: vacuuming guy? What do you want to be?
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  Speaker 6: There is no dishwashing event.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna We're gonna have him at it. I could
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  Speaker 1: do the I'll do the vacuum. I'm good at vacuum. Also,
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  Speaker 1: how about that be the mop guy. I'll be the
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  Speaker 1: vacuum guy. How about that? When I was a kid,
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  Speaker 1: my mom made me do chores around the house as
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  Speaker 1: a kid, and I was the vacuum guy.
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  Speaker 4: I was I was Hoover.
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  Speaker 1: Benny is what I was when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 1: So I could do the vacuum. I'd rather do the
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  Speaker 1: dish washing. But I could do that all right, So
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  Speaker 1: we were good. Anything else. Let's contact I have a website.
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  Speaker 1: Let's contact them and say we want to be in
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  Speaker 1: next year. We'll do the show from Vegas. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 1: take a day off, we'll be part of and we
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  Speaker 1: can be in the Olympics. It'd be great and I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure our bosses will sign off on that. Be wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: I like it. Okay, mission accomplished. Let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: phones we have coming up. Ask ban your questions and
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  Speaker 1: our answers. Practice every day every day your questions are answers.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go, my God, mouth washed Mike. We've got to
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  Speaker 1: get the mouth washed Mike. He's alive. He's alive. He's alive.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Mouth wash Mike is alive from the mean street. It's
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: a Vegas I means due the Vegas. You got.
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  Speaker 6: A lie.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know. Do you know who the power
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  Speaker 1: Do you know who the Power Trip is? You know
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  Speaker 1: the big you know the morning show there and all that.
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  Speaker 1: You were familiar with the Power Trip.
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  Speaker 8: Get to the occasionally.
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  Speaker 1: You know.
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  Speaker 8: Usually I don't remember mot much of my life.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, I understand. So I I did a they
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  Speaker 1: were actually broadcasting from Vegas. I did my show from Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: and then I went on the k Fan morning show
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  Speaker 1: with Chris and Corey and Meat Sauce on those guys.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you know Keith, and I imagine that you
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  Speaker 8: know Paul.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know paul I. I was supposed to have
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  Speaker 1: him on my podcast, but Paul, I guess was busy
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  Speaker 1: at the horse track or something. They didn't come on.
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  Speaker 1: But I I love him, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But here's the point.
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  Speaker 1: So I go on this this morning show on Kfan
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  Speaker 1: in Minnesota. I had a big top morning show in
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  Speaker 1: Minnesota to kill it. These guys are just dominant, and
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  Speaker 1: I mentioned your name. We were talking about Vegas, and
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  Speaker 1: I was mentioning about how I did a Malor meet
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  Speaker 1: and greet in Vegas and that you were one of
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  Speaker 1: the great characters. You wanted to take me to the
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  Speaker 1: Bellagio to go swimming, and so I mentioned I mentioned
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  Speaker 1: this story, and somebody listening said, I know that guy.
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  Speaker 1: I I We've lost contact with him, and he was
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  Speaker 1: at my I'm trying to I'm just trying to find
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  Speaker 1: it here. I got to go through a million messages
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: because I he wanted me to find out how you
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  Speaker 1: were doing. And you hadn't called the show in a while.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: But you were at this guy's wedding, I believe her,
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  Speaker 1: at his wedding in Minnesota.
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  Speaker 8: Is that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that rua belt?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 8: Well, I have been to a lot of weddings.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: You have been to a lot of webs Okay, chose the.
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  Speaker 8: Best man at a couple of weddings in Minnesota. I'm
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  Speaker 8: not I'm not sure.
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  Speaker 1: Hold On, hold on, I'm trying to find it. Just
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: keep talking there. You're okay though, You're hanging in there.
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  Speaker 1: You're doing all right?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, well you know, you know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Holding that down man, Yeah, all right, you're holding them down.
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  Speaker 1: And uh we're part of town, are you? Are you
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: hanging out on the strip or where you're hanging up? No?
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  Speaker 8: Right now, I'm watching all this road construction that's not
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: happening on Charleston.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Oh here we go. Hold on. So, yeah, they're because
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: they're because of the race, right, the open wheel racing thing.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: They're doing all that construction in Vegas it's not good.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you know, I don't know. I think it's
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: kind of a pain in the butt. I mean, it
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: doesn't make sense to me.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: All right, I found I found the message. I found.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: So this guy Justin reached out to me, right, she
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: say his mouthwashed Mike is from Little Falls, Minnesota? Is
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: this correct? Are you from Little Falls, Minnesota?
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: Well, I've certainly been to Little Phone?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Well Justin says you were the best
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: man in his brother's wedding. How about that?
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: Ah, that is proudly correct.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, Well they he said, he sent
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: me a message after I was on the Kfam Morre show,
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: said nicest dude ever. And I said, you know what,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: you're one of the nicest people I've ever met.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: And so they were.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: They were curious. They wanted to know where you were
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: and stuff. So I don't know, if you have a
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: yealy have a phone, you're calling us, But maybe you
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: can try to reach out to them if you can
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: track them down. Yes, maybe.
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: No, Well, you know, uh, they're.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Worried about you. How about that. They're worried about you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: You know, they just want to see how man.
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: Well, this sports radio shows.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: No, I know, I'm not going to call them right now.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: It's the middle of the night. Everyone's sleeping.
• 33:58
  Speaker 6: That would be such a fun bit, that would be
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  Speaker 6: a good bit.
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, everybody's leaving except for me and you guys.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're pretty much the whole world. Well, there's some
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: people losing their money to the Belagia right now. But
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: you know, just I'm saying they were worried about you,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to pass on the message. And this
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: this goes back three weeks or so, so I just
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: wanted to let you know, and you can do what
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: you want with it. Maybe you don't want to reach
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: out to them, but they were justin said, you're like
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: the nicest guy you are. They're worried about you. You've
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: been on the streets of Vegas for a while, right,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: You've been out there futsing around. Oh my gosh.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: In two thousand and nine, I really moved out here.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: I mean I've been out here before then, but in
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: two thousand and nine, I moved out here because the
• 34:43
  Speaker 8: real estate and market caved in on me.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: And oh yeah, that happened to me too. I bought
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a place in the I bought a house just before
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: the market crashed at the end of eight. Yeah. I
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: remember that, yeah.
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: Much, the beginning of Oh wait, this is when the
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: real estate American really gave that up me. But you
• 35:09
  Speaker 8: know the reason why I moved out here is because
• 35:14
  Speaker 8: I'm so we used to living in that. Thank you
• 35:19
  Speaker 8: Semi tru for driving by.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: So it's cool, It's ood. Yeah, all right, Mike, I
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: gotta I gotta let you. I will call Can you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: call me? Tell me tomorrow. I'll give you a little
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: more talk. I gotta save some time. I got asked, Ben, though,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: I want I want you to reach out though to Justin.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: You were the best man at his brother's wedding, so
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: we love you. Man. Stay safe out there on the streets, Okay,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: be good. All right, there's some mouthwash, Mike. We got asked, Ben.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: We'll get to that. We'll do it next.
• 35:44
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• 35:46
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• 35:50
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  Speaker 1: Back to it now. It's now time for time for
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Henry Harry ask bed Twitter said, is your questions on Twitter?
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: And away we go. It's asked Ben. Your questions are
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: answers for the rest of the hour, Ben and friends,
• 36:43
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• 36:47
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• 36:48
  Speaker 6: All right, we have a question from Lady Sideburns.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Here. Hi, Lady Sideburns, love your Sideburns.
• 36:54
  Speaker 7: Says, don't hide from it. What voice do you use
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: when talking to babies? Yes, evil demonstr right.
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  Speaker 5: I did no baby, Lorena, Oh my gosh, no, I
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: don't know.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Come on, what do you use your normal? Boys? Everyone
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: talks different to the little kids.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Your little baby, I don't know.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's that's that'll that'll work. Yeah, all right,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: there's a joke there but I will not use it.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, there, cool, please.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I don't talk to babies.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, come on, you're such a party booper. I don't
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: when those baby talk. Babies are great probably similar to no,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: cat babies are great as long as you're not your
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: babies and you don't have to clean up after them.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: But if there are other people's babies and you get
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: like they're they're you know, harrible. They haven't been exposed
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to the evil things of the world.
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, sure, I'd probably talk to my cats, and in
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: that same type of voice though.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: All right, what is next? Let's ask Ben your question?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Good question, Lady Cyburns, what is next?
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: Uh fird, dog would like to know. Hipergie, do you
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: want a driverless car?
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: No?
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: I do not want to drive. If I die driving
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a car, I want to be the one behind the
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: wheel making those decisions. I do not want someone else
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: making those decisions for me. I don't because, knowing my luck,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I'll be driving the car and then somehow the global
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: satellite system will die and the car will stop working.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: And yeah, so, Lorraina, I like.
• 38:24
  Speaker 5: The idea of having the options, so like on long
• 38:27
  Speaker 5: drives when it's a straight away and I can just
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: put my car and drive itself mode. But like for
• 38:31
  Speaker 5: the most part, no, I do want to be in control.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: Yes, all right, Koperloop, I would like it, but not
• 38:39
  Speaker 7: where we're at now. I feel like it have to
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: be further into the future when it's been perfected. But
• 38:45
  Speaker 7: you know, if I could take a nap all of
• 38:47
  Speaker 7: my drive somewhere, that'd be great.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean that part is obviously attractive. You know,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: it'd saved me. I got a long trip in where
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I live pretty far away from the studio, so it
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: would help me out in that department. What is next?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: So what do we have here? Where are we at?
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: All right, Mike the Leprechaun, I Mike, you would like
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: to know, given that you have a difficult work schedule,
• 39:06
  Speaker 7: when do you typically eat dinner?
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: So I try to eat normally around four o'clock is
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: when I that's four to five, sometimes five to six,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: but usually that's the sweet spot because where I live
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: in LA, that's when the East Coast games starts, So
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: I like to have the game on in the background
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: while I'm eating my supper, as they say, So that's
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: usually when I eat. What about you Lorraina.
• 39:28
  Speaker 6: I'm a very sporadic eater. I usually eat more.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a You're more of a grazer. You
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: eat a little bit here, you like a rabbit, but
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: you eat a little bit here, a little bit there. Yeah,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: But I eat like when I get off work in
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the morning, before I go to bed, and then sometimes
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I'll be got midday and then before work.
• 39:44
  Speaker 5: I don't know, okay, and they're all different.
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's different for me too, but it's usually in
• 39:49
  Speaker 7: the like eight thirty nine area late.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I eat the same in the afternoon. I was
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: told by this guy, Biff Elliott, don't eat three hours before.
• 39:59
  Speaker 8: You go to bed.
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't have never. I always try to take three
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: hours off. Next, what are we at? What do we
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: have for donkey?
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Sausage? Wants to know? Will you start collecting pennies now?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Listen? The penny is iconic. The penny will live on
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: and it'll become more famous now that the government has
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: stopped printing pennies. I'm fine, Benny versus the penny will
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: continue and it'll have nostalgia. Now it's a nostalgic show,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: which means it's more valuable. The show here it is.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: She's flipped right there.