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#0136_ STORY INSPIRE: Tim Walz: The Funnel Cake Dad & America’s Latest Political Stories · INSPIRE STORY

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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for tuning in again. I was at the Variety
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  Speaker 1: Young Hollywood Power Impact Summit last night. Hollywood Young Power
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  Speaker 1: players honoring the Young Hollywood Impact list of power. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it was. One of my really good
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  Speaker 1: buddies was getting honored there. And it was at the
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  Speaker 1: proper hotel in Santa Monica. I don't ever go to
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  Speaker 1: these things. And there was a couple of people there
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  Speaker 1: that noticed me, that came over to me. They're like, wow,
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  Speaker 1: you're here. And I'm not really invited to these things.
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  Speaker 1: They invite, it's like TikTokers. And, you know, usually I
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  Speaker 1: could get invited, like if I wanted to. I could
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  Speaker 1: get invited, but it's not, I'm being honored at the
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  Speaker 1: Young Power Summit at Moralago next week, the Young Power
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  Speaker 1: Impact Awards. But I was there, and look, Addison Rae
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  Speaker 1: was there, my co-star in Thanksgiving with the Madonna top.
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  Speaker 1: I saw her. I was there, and Sabrina Carpenter is
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  Speaker 1: this massive pop star, which I don't know. I'm aware
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  Speaker 1: of her name, but I didn't know too much about
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  Speaker 1: the music, but I know that every time I'm in
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  Speaker 1: an Uber, I ask someone who is this? And it's
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  Speaker 1: always her invariably. It's Sabrina Carpenter. And his song's always
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  Speaker 1: kind of like, it's very kind of relaxed and, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and she looks like she was 3d printed to be
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  Speaker 1: a pop star. I mean, she's beautiful and she's honored.
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  Speaker 1: She gets the first award. And again, I, I'm unaware
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  Speaker 1: of what these awards signify. Apparently just, if she didn't
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  Speaker 1: know things were going well with 30 million Instagram followers,
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  Speaker 1: they're reminding her. The people at Variety are reminding Sabrina
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  Speaker 1: Carpenter that things are going well and she gets up
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  Speaker 1: and she.
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  Speaker 2: Goes, hi.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, hi. She's like, thank you to everyone. And
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  Speaker 1: she thanks her, you know, whatever. And then she's like,
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  Speaker 1: thank my team for working hard. And then she goes
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  Speaker 1: and thank me for working hard. And then she goes,
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  Speaker 1: everybody follow your dreams. And then gets off the stage. Um,
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  Speaker 1: this was being hosted by Matt friend, the impressionist, um, uh,
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  Speaker 1: who I used to hate, but we don't, I don't
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  Speaker 1: hate him anymore where I get, we, I gave him
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  Speaker 1: a hug. We had like a misunderstanding and, We didn't,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we didn't like each other. But, you know,
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  Speaker 1: as I get older, I can only hate a few
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  Speaker 1: people at a time. I used to be able to
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  Speaker 1: hate so many people. And I'm disappointed by now that
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  Speaker 1: I don't have it in me. I don't have the energy.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, people say about Trump, they're like,
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  Speaker 1: he's getting older. He's all kind of, he's off message.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have, you know, he's not doing as many
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  Speaker 1: rallies as he used to. It's like, give him a break.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the guy is, he's been, I mean, how
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  Speaker 1: old is Trump? 74? No, I think he's older than that.
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  Speaker 1: I think he might be. 76, probably.
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  Speaker 3: 78.
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  Speaker 1: 78. Give this guy a break. He's out there. He's
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  Speaker 1: doing it. I mean, love him or hate him at 78.
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  Speaker 1: I'm 39, and my ability to hate people in large
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  Speaker 1: quantities is not there anymore. I used to take time
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  Speaker 1: out of my day to hate people. I would make
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  Speaker 1: it a point. to sit somewhere at a bar and
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  Speaker 1: eat lunch and hate someone for 45 minutes and think
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  Speaker 1: about what a terrible person that is and imagine scenarios
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  Speaker 1: of horrible things happening to them. I can't do it anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't do it. I'm weak. I'm weak. So
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  Speaker 1: I saw Matt Friend, who I had a misunderstanding with,
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  Speaker 1: the impressionist Matt Friend, who's a little comedian as well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that now. Negative why I'm not trying
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  Speaker 1: to start a feud again. And we didn't have a feud.
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  Speaker 1: It was just, we didn't like each other, but he
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  Speaker 1: was a nice kid. He hosted it. He had a
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  Speaker 1: rough set. It was rough. There's no way to win
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  Speaker 1: in that room, but he lost. And it was because again,
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  Speaker 1: it's not his fault. Kind of, maybe a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of it was, but It was just rough there. It's
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  Speaker 1: TikTokers and aspiring TikTokers. So imagine that. Imagine that group
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  Speaker 1: of people. People that haven't quite yet found their footing
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  Speaker 1: on the TikTok app. People who are trying that out.
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  Speaker 1: You know what TikTok is with the dance? They do that?
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  Speaker 1: People that are trying to figure that out. And there
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  Speaker 1: were some young actors there. Everybody's very attractive. It's LA.
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  Speaker 1: It's on a rooftop. And He's up there and it's just,
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  Speaker 1: he's going down hard. It's rough. It's tough. Sabrina Carpenter goes,
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  Speaker 1: who hired him? I was standing in the back. But
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  Speaker 1: it's not his fault, really, because, I mean, who would
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  Speaker 1: want that gig? I mean, if I had that gig,
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  Speaker 1: it would have been bad in a more entertaining way,
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  Speaker 1: but it would have not been good. But I've seen, see,
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  Speaker 1: it's the thing that comedians do. They want these people
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  Speaker 1: to like them. You will lose, right? Great comedians, they
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  Speaker 1: take these gigs, they host these award shows and stuff
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  Speaker 1: because they want these people to like them. And the
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  Speaker 1: only one I've ever seen, two of them, Chris Rock, Letterman,
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  Speaker 1: they both killed. But Ricky Gervais, because he didn't give
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  Speaker 1: a fuck and he was just totally free. But it's
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  Speaker 1: hard because these people, for the most part, do not
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  Speaker 1: need any comedy. They're 21, they're hot, they're millionaires. There
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  Speaker 1: is not any comedy that these people need. There is
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  Speaker 1: not one moment in their life that is not fantastic.
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  Speaker 1: Every moment of every day is fantastic. Maybe they get
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  Speaker 1: a little sad sometimes, occasionally from time to time thinking
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  Speaker 1: about a past relationship or an aunt they like who
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  Speaker 1: died in a car accident. But It's so short lived.
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  Speaker 1: None of them need comedy. So there's all these hot
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  Speaker 1: young people standing on a roof. Some of them are millionaires.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of them aren't. A lot of them are not,
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  Speaker 1: but they think they are. So it doesn't matter. They
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  Speaker 1: think they are because they're standing next to millionaires. So
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  Speaker 1: even though they have no business and no money, they're
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  Speaker 1: near people that do. They also don't need comedy. And
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  Speaker 1: then you're up there. And Matt's an unreal talent in
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  Speaker 1: terms of impressions. He can do anyone, right? But he's
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  Speaker 1: up there and he's trying to entertain these people and
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  Speaker 1: they're just not... Okay, we don't have to, please. But
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  Speaker 1: they're just... It's tough. I felt for him because I
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  Speaker 1: have been in similar situations. They would never... Can you
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  Speaker 1: imagine that variety young Hollywood and then I'm a, they
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  Speaker 1: would never, never, never have me host something like this.
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  Speaker 1: It's not at all something that I would ever be,
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  Speaker 1: but I've hosted corporate events before and I've been in
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  Speaker 1: situations where it's not good. Um, this is like James
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  Speaker 1: Charles is there and it's that crowd. It's the like
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  Speaker 1: YouTube crowd. And then like young actors and their representatives
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  Speaker 1: and like a lot of like LA kind of plastic people. And,
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  Speaker 1: and then you're trying to make them laugh. And my
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  Speaker 1: friend Marcello is a really funny comedian, got honored. And
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  Speaker 1: it was nice. He brought his parents and his father
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  Speaker 1: were talking about Maduro. Cause they're, you know, Hispanic. And, uh,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about Maduro. Everyone keeps,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Maybe he lost, but he
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  Speaker 1: seems to want the job. There's something about him. I
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  Speaker 1: know he's a dictator, but there's something about him that
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  Speaker 1: I find charming. I like the ring. I find him
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  Speaker 1: a little charming. And I, I'm just saying that. And I'm,
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  Speaker 1: I know that people will get angry with me for
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  Speaker 1: whatever reason. But I'm saying that there's something. Shouldn't we
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  Speaker 1: find the good in people? That's the question, really. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it's a coup and he's refusing to leave and the
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  Speaker 1: military is killing everyone. I get it. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: I've read the news. But shouldn't we find the good?
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  Speaker 1: What about a message of positivity? That's what all the
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  Speaker 1: TikTokers are always putting out there into the world. That's
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  Speaker 1: what all these social media people are always putting out
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  Speaker 1: there into the world. A message of positivity. And this, these,
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  Speaker 1: Marcelo's family, they were talking to me and they're right,
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  Speaker 1: you know, behind the scenes, I think the US is
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  Speaker 1: kind of cool with them. Publicly, they're like, this is
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  Speaker 1: an outrage. But I think behind the scenes, I think
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  Speaker 1: they're like texting Maduro, like whatever. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: They don't care. They're just like stability, oil, whatever, money. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I think outwardly, they're like, you're a thief. But behind
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  Speaker 1: the scenes, they're like, hey, we've worked with worse. We'll
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  Speaker 1: work with you. It's fine. And he's not leaving, right?
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  Speaker 1: He's got the military. correct this is the country of
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  Speaker 1: Venezuela if you aren't aware people out there that are
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  Speaker 1: listening to this show but I imagine they are aware
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  Speaker 1: because everyone who listens to this show is a fucking
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  Speaker 1: genius speaking of politics We have a new entrance into
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  Speaker 1: the race for the White House. And I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: about Doug Emhoff. I'm sorry, Kamala Harris. I was going
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  Speaker 1: to say Condoleezza Rice. Kamala Harris is a husband who
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  Speaker 1: they lock up in a house in Brentwood and he
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  Speaker 1: struggles to get reservations at LA restaurants and calls the
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  Speaker 1: white house probably to try to get him in. This
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  Speaker 1: is my guess. I don't know. But Doug Emhoff is this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, this kind of, uh, you know, nothing guy
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  Speaker 1: who is married and we'll spend the next four years.
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  Speaker 1: If she wins going, I'm the president's husband. And then like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, hostess will go.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, man, relax. We don't have anything. I told you that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look at this guy, Doug Emhoff. He's a lawyer.
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  Speaker 1: Can you kind of perhaps, uh, I'm not talking about him.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about Funnel Cake Dad. Funnel Cake Dad, the
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  Speaker 1: king of the Great Lakes. Tim Walsh, the Minnesota folksy
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  Speaker 1: Funnel Cake Dad who's here to finally get everybody from
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  Speaker 1: America out on the lake for a nice day of
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  Speaker 1: grilling and fucking communism. No, Tim Walsh is, and I am,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, I'm going to disclose all my biases.
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  Speaker 1: I hate Minnesota. I hate lakes. I don't like freshwater
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  Speaker 1: because the brain-eating amoeba, but other things. I don't like
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  Speaker 1: the Great Lakes culture. I don't like how frozen and
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  Speaker 1: cold it gets. I don't like how radical they are,
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  Speaker 1: even though they're boring lakes. They're incredibly boring people that
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  Speaker 1: sit at diner counters, but when you talk to them,
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  Speaker 1: they're radical psychopaths. And I've always found that dichotomy disturbing.
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  Speaker 1: Tim Walz, they wanted Kamala to pick Josh Shapiro, and
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  Speaker 1: she didn't because he's a big Jew! And they couldn't
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  Speaker 1: have it. We know, and he also did cover up
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  Speaker 1: a murder, one of his donors. It doesn't matter. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care. I don't care. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: They all do it. They all do it. They all
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  Speaker 1: do it. If Ivanka had killed someone, Trump would have
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  Speaker 1: covered it up too, probably, right? I mean, this is
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  Speaker 1: what people do. What are you getting? Someone kills someone,
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  Speaker 1: you're not going to help them That's the measure of
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  Speaker 1: a man, is if your friend kills someone or your
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  Speaker 1: donor kills someone, will you prosecute it as Josh Shapiro?
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  Speaker 1: That's the measure of a man. So Shapiro is a
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  Speaker 1: big Jew, which I have no problem with, but the
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  Speaker 1: Democratic rank and file hates. They don't like them. And
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  Speaker 1: the Democratic Party is a collection of interest groups, so,
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  Speaker 1: you know, that all kind of hate each other. So
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  Speaker 1: they're trying to win Michigan, and if they have this big,
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  Speaker 1: you know, Josh Shapiro comes out, he's a Zionist, and
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  Speaker 1: he's like, Israel! Israel! What happens? You know, the people
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  Speaker 1: in Michigan... start getting angry, they put the shawarma down,
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  Speaker 1: and they start going nuts. So Kamala Harris has a
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  Speaker 1: real problem trying to balance the Muslims and the Jews, okay?
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  Speaker 1: So Josh Shapiro, everybody in Hollywood, get a picture of
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  Speaker 1: Josh Shapiro. Josh Shapiro looks like a 3D-printed Jew. Which, again,
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  Speaker 1: I have no problem with, but he is a very sharp...
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  Speaker 1: put together, like his brother's a big showrunner in Hollywood.
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  Speaker 1: This is the guy. He's the real deal. He's not
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  Speaker 1: like me being gay or Candace Owens being black. This
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  Speaker 1: guy's legitimately Jewish. Like Zionist, real deal, out in front.
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  Speaker 1: What's good for Israel is good for us, and you
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  Speaker 1: better like it. Bibi Netanyahu needs another trillion? Put it
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  Speaker 1: on a truck. Like Jay Shapiro is out there in front,
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  Speaker 1: And Kamala has got to, she's got to twerk around
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  Speaker 1: the issue of this. It's a big issue for the Democrats,
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  Speaker 1: the Israel, the Palestine, the Gaza, which no one's talking
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  Speaker 1: about anymore. But it is terrible and getting worse and
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  Speaker 1: all of those things. And I mean, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't talk about it every episode, but we talked about
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  Speaker 1: it a lot. We talked about it constantly. And What's
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  Speaker 1: happening over there is a humanitarian crisis and disaster, and
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  Speaker 1: Israel doesn't seem to have any plans for post-war Gaza.
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  Speaker 1: The war's still going on. There's famines. There's all these things, right? Now,
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  Speaker 1: the Democratic Party's been taking a lot of heat from
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  Speaker 1: the young people on this issue. Young people do not
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  Speaker 1: want to back Israel at all costs. So you can't
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  Speaker 1: have Josh Shapiro out there talking about the importance of
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  Speaker 1: the unending commitment to Israel. So what do you got
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  Speaker 1: to do? Who do you find? You get Tim Walls.
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  Speaker 1: Tim Walls is a Great Lakes. Isn't it the Great Lakes, Minnesota,
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  Speaker 1: or am I wrong? Am I right? Yeah. Lane of 10,000 lakes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, scum of the earth up there. Land of 10,000 lakes.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine living somewhere with 10,000 lakes? So this frozen,
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  Speaker 1: abominable snowman, Tim Walz, and I would respect him if
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  Speaker 1: he said, we burned down Minneapolis, and if we lose,
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  Speaker 1: we'll burn down America. I would respect that. If he
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  Speaker 1: went out and said, you're damn right we had riots
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  Speaker 1: and they're not, January 6th is going to look like
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  Speaker 1: a kid's birthday party compared to what we'll do. We
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  Speaker 1: will burn it all down. So they get funnel cake dad.
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  Speaker 1: Funnel cake dad is the folksy history teacher with no
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  Speaker 1: money that the Democratic Party thinks this guy should be
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  Speaker 1: the president because he's completely broke and He's like a
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  Speaker 1: character of Jed Bartlett from the West Wing. He lives
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  Speaker 1: in the land of 10,000 lakes. And the Democratic Party
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  Speaker 1: kind of likes him because he's kind of keeping it
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  Speaker 1: together up there, you know, because the people in that
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  Speaker 1: area are prone to riot, as they did. You know,
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  Speaker 1: he called in the National Guard, but he waited a day.
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  Speaker 1: He let everybody get it out of their system before
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  Speaker 1: he called in the National Guard. Um, all of these,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of these riots were, uh, you know, things
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  Speaker 1: that he and his wife expressed some level. They kind
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  Speaker 1: of enjoyed these things. Get up my friend, Gwen Walls,
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  Speaker 1: my new friend, Gwen Walls. Now let's remember, take us back.
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  Speaker 1: When was this? This was 2020. Yeah. Right after Floyd.
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  Speaker 1: Right after George Floyd tragically lost his life, you have
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  Speaker 1: riots in Minnesota, riots all over the place, all over
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  Speaker 1: the place. And of course, Funnel Cake Dad is, he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know what to do, of course. He would like
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  Speaker 1: to go sit down the rioters and give them a talk.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is the kind of guy he is, right?
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  Speaker 1: He'd like to sit down. He imagines that he walks
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  Speaker 1: into the middle of a riot while people are burning
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  Speaker 1: everything down and he goes, there's a better way. And
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  Speaker 1: then he does some folksy crap and everybody goes, Funnel
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  Speaker 1: Cake Dad is right. we could burn everything down, but
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  Speaker 1: instead we should get involved in the electoral process or whatever.
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  Speaker 1: So funnel cake dad has these, he imagines that's going
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  Speaker 1: to happen for a day. And then the next day
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  Speaker 1: calls in the national guard. Now his wife, who's of
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  Speaker 1: course mentally unwell. Um, uh, and, and by the way,
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  Speaker 1: they have no money. I found this out, which makes me, I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposedly they have like nothing. They own like nothing.
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  Speaker 1: They have no stocks, bonds, whatever. Like they have nothing.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have any money. They've never tried to make
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  Speaker 1: any money. That's certainly interesting. So that's not their vice.
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  Speaker 1: What are they doing? But so let's take a look
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  Speaker 1: at Gwen Walls talking about how much she enjoyed these riots.
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  Speaker 2: I would say those first days, you know, when there
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  Speaker 2: were riots, I could smell the burning tires.
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  Speaker 1: And that was that was a very real experience. thing.
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  Speaker 1: And I kept the windows open for as long as
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  Speaker 1: I could, because I felt like that was such a
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  Speaker 1: touchstone of what was, what was happening. See, this is
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  Speaker 1: what is interesting about these people. They're deeply sick. And
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  Speaker 1: this is all the Great Lakes people. There's something, I
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of these Minnesota people. I know because
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them do standup comedy and they're all
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  Speaker 1: very pale and they're very sick. And they, they move
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  Speaker 1: into cities all across America to do usually very bland
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  Speaker 1: and uninteresting standup comedy. And they're very sick. And they're pale.
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  Speaker 1: And there's something wrong with them. Most of them. All
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  Speaker 1: of them. And when you hear something like that, she goes,
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  Speaker 1: we left the windows open to breathe in the smell
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  Speaker 1: of the tires. It was so real. These people, and listen,
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  Speaker 1: not that JD Vance is out there killing it, but
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  Speaker 1: he is, he is slightly doing better with these press conferences.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, Walsh got out of the National Guard before
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  Speaker 1: they sent him to Iraq. Also, J.D. Vance went to
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  Speaker 1: Iraq as a military reporter. Stop this competition about who
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  Speaker 1: is more has stolen. Nobody in this race has been
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  Speaker 1: in the military. Not Trump, not Kamala. Nobody that will
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  Speaker 1: ever lead this country has anything to do with the military.
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  Speaker 1: Let's cut it out right now. We expect our people
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: to shirk their service. We expect that. In fact, if
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: they don't, we're like, why didn't you get out of it?
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: We expect it. So let's cut it out. J.D. Vance
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: was there. I didn't see combat. He's there like writing articles.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: And then Tim Walz, right before they send the National
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Guard to Iraq, decides he's going to drop out and
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: run for Congress so he can be funnel cake dad
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: and tell everybody how important it is, you know, to
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: play soccer with the Somalis or whatever he's telling people
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to do in the field. Now, if you see those Somalis,
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: you get out of soccer ball, you play soccer with them.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: They're just like us. And maybe they are. They might be.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: Some of them might not be. I don't know. But
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Gwen Walsh, this psychopath, who's very, very strange as a
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: human being, because that's an odd recollection of an event,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: that you wanted to smell the burning rubber of a
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: civil breakdown. It's a societal breakdown, and you wanted to
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: smell it. Now, whether that's true or not, I don't know,
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: but she's chosen that as her memory of the event. Now,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: she doesn't say anything about... Now, obviously, I've only watched
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: a few minutes of this, but I will continue this,
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: because I don't want to say what she did or
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: didn't say until we... But so far... She said, I
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: don't know what she, you know, this was her most,
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: this was her most memorable thing about that time was
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: that she was sitting there with the windows open so
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: she could smell the burning rubber of the tires. They
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: like this. Their lives are so boring. They like these
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: riots and stuff. They get off on this up there.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? How many times can you
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: roll into the diner and order pancakes before you just
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: like smelling burning tires? And this is what worries me
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: about them. I would have been a little more comfortable
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: with Josh Shapiro covering up murders and getting Hollywood back
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: on track. But we have Funnel Cake Dad and his
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: crazy wife. And everyone's going at Tim Walz because he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: had a DWI. DUI. DUI. Driving under the influence, which
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: I don't care about. I've driven under the influence a lot.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: I found that it didn't really obstruct my driving. I
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: think the whole DUI thing, to be honest, is overblown.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Governor Tim Walz has said in past campaigns that he
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: wasn't actually drunk when he was pulled over for driving
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: under the influence in 95. But a court transcript tells
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a different story. A strong odor of alcoholic beverage was
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: detected emitting from Mr. Walz's breath and person. This is
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: the type of thing, listen, a guy like this who has,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: he's not driven by money. I don't know what else
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: he's driven by. We don't know if he's driven by pussy.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: We don't think he is. He's going to throw back
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: a few. There's nothing wrong with that. He's in the
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: land of 10,000 legs. He looks cool as fuck there.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: He kind of looks cool there in his mugshot. He's
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: probably an insufferable guy. But so is Vance, probably. If
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: you had to sit down for dinner with either him
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: or J.D. Vance, Trump would be a lot of fun.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Kamala would be fun because she'd be drunk and giggling.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: It would be like having dinner with your friend's mom.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Waltz and Vance, dinner is a nightmare. Dinner is a
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: nightmare with Waltz or Vance. They lecture you. They sit
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: there and tell you what needs to happen and how
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: important they are. They allude to themselves in the third person,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you know, probably. And then I said, Tim, you got
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: to leave the National Guard and be a fucking senator. Now,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: you got to remember, Minnesota is the land of Ilhan Omar, right?
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It's the land of all of these, you know, it's
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: a very... So he's a very left guy. He's a
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: very progressive guy. And Kamala likes him because... she feels
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: like he's going to establish her bona fides with funnel
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: cake dads and, you know, burning tire moms all across
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: the country. These are the progressive people, funnel cake dad
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and burning tire mom. And, Yeah, I just don't love
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: that region governing the country, but I don't love the
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: advanced region either of the people who, what I mean,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: put their breakfast cereal in a pipe and smoke it.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think they're great to have either. I, you know,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Kamala's from Brentwood and Trump is in Palm Beach in
• 25:04
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• 25:06
  Speaker 1: we're just going to go by regions, I find this
• 25:09
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• 25:13
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• 25:15
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  Speaker 1: to get back to this, but I'm so stunned by
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  Speaker 1: how many people are watching the Olympics. It's depressing me.
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  Speaker 1: It's depressing me because I've been nothing but negative about
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: the Olympics because I feel that they are pointless and
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they've passed their prime and I don't like them. And
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: so many people are watching and I've had to come
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: to grips with this. I've had to accept the reality
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: that people are actually, I don't believe it. I don't
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: believe this, but apparently people are watching. People are getting sick.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: They swam in the Seine, in the river in Paris,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: and like a few people were hospitalized. It's funny with
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: climate change now how it's going to be tough to
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: do the Olympics anywhere because everything's so filthy that people
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: are just going to be hospitalized from jumping in a
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: river now. It's going to be fun when they have
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: it in LA in four years and it's just burning.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: It's burning down. And like, you know, you have the
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: black smoke from the fires, like, you know, rising up
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: so you can barely see the guy pole vaulting because
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: he's doing it through black smoke from the fire. I mean,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Claire Michelle, Olympic triathlete who fell ill after swimming Sane
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: River says a virus made her sick.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Well, the river's disgusting and the bacteria levels are... they're, they're,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: you know, nobody should be swimming in that river. Bacteria
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: levels in the long polluted river have been in flux
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: during the games, causing test swims ahead of the triathlon
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: events to be canceled. And the men's triathlon to be
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: delayed by a day organized said that the water quality
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: tests done by the day of the individual triathlon showed
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: very good levels of fecal bacteria, E. coli and enteric coli.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: So basically, this is another reason we're going to be up.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: We're going to have to scrap the Olympics because it's
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: just too disgusting. We're going to be watching Olympic athletes
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: get hospitalized and die because they're going to be swimming
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: in contaminated rivers. It's another reason we're going to have
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: to move the Olympics completely indoors and probably online. Just
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: do it online. Part of the reason that all these
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: cities feel dead is because more life now happens on
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: the internet than in real life. So it's not so
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: much that these cities are uniquely decaying. It's that all
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: across the country and the world, most of what drives
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: the national conversation or even what drives people's specific individual
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: conversations is the internet. things that they see online, things
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that they read online, videos they watch online. So these
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: cities feel like they are decaying, and I think part
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: of it is because any physical location doesn't matter nearly
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: as much as it did 5, 10, 20 years ago.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I was a member of this thing called the San
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Vicente Bungalows in Los Angeles. It's like you have to
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: be recommended to get in and all that. I just
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: canceled my membership because it's just pointless. It's $ 5, 000 for
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: the year. What you get for that is you get
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: a membership into this little building in West Hollywood where
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: you can go have lunch, you know, Megan and Harry
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: are members. And you go there and you have a
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: breakfast meeting or a lunch meeting. You can go for
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: dinner or cocktails or whatever. When you go in with
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: someone who isn't you, who's a non-member, they put a
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: sticker on the camera of their phone because they think
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: that that person is an animal and is just going
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to start taking out their phone and If they see
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: a famous person, they're just going to start taking photos
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: of them. Now, obviously, that isn't true. But I mean,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: look at this. This is a dump. This is a dump.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: And my agents got me into this. They're like, we
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: got you into the San Vicente bungalows. Like, I was
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: supposed to go, thank you. I had the membership for
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: a few months. I said, I'm out. And you know why?
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: You know why none of this matters anymore? Because everyone
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: is seeing everyone online. If you've got something going on,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: people know about it. There's no whisper campaign that originates
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: at the San Vicente bungalows. Okay? The Soho House, all
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: these things you people are members of, they're all pointless.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: If you enjoy them, keep your memberships. I'm not telling
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you that they're fun. You meet people, you get laid,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you get drunk. Oh, that guy's got good coke. I'm
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: not telling you how to live. I'm saying they are
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: nothing in real life. They mean nothing. It's dilettantes. It's
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: people that want to be around creative people who aren't
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: even creative. It's the irony of it all, but... All
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: of these things, yeah, right, inside the LA club, it's like, oh,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: it's a woman's lunch with Jamie Lee Curtis. Great, that's
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: worth five grand a year. I'm out of all of
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: these things because all of these clubs are pointless. The
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: food is terrible. The people in them are desperate in
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a way that is obvious and quite transparent how they're
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: clawing at any Signs of life. Everything is digital now,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: or it's quickly moving in that direction. So all of
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: these places you go, they're kind of dilapidated. And you
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: can remember when they were hot, when they mattered, when
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: it was buzzy, when there was a scene, when it...
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: mattered what someone said, who you did coke in the
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: bathroom with at the San Vicente. But now it's just
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: people go that followers, they have followers, they're in. You
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: don't have followers, you're out. They got something going on,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: we can see it. They just go to your social pages,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what do you got going on? And the new group
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: of Hollywood young impact power player, whatever, is is all,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: it's a tally. It's just a tally of your social
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: media followers. So the agents and the managers that used
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: to matter are just wandering around like corpses. The great
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: play that I saw in New York, The Ferryman. with
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the great Irish actress, Fanula Flanagan. Sam Mendes directed it.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: It was a Jez Butterworth play, The Ferryman. They had
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: a great line. I forget what they were quoting, but
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: they have this line. See if you can get this up.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: And it is people wandering the earth, souls wandering the earth,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: waiting for the ferryman. You know, it's this great quote.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: And it's, I think it's Greek mythology or something. I
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: don't know. And it's, Basically, the quote is, ferrymen of
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: the dead. Yeah, get that quote. Is there a quote there? Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: hold on. Because this is how I would describe the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: agents and the managers, all these people that used to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: have power and used to be able to, you know, basically,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: they are now the souls of the undead wandering the earth,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: waiting for the ferrymen to take them to the underworld.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: That's all they are. And again, many of them I like,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: and it's not meant to be insulting, but they are
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: the undead wandering the earth, waiting for the ferryman to
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: take them to hell. And I don't say that in
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: a negative way. That's just what these people are. because
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: they serve no purpose anymore. Everything is a tally. It's
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: an algorithm and it's just numbers. So there is no
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: conversation that has any value outside of just pointing to
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: a phone and going, look, look who I got. I
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: got this person. There's nothing interesting to be discussed. Occasionally
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: some brand deal is cooked up over a, you know,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Mocktails or something. But pretty much it's all... It will
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: take us a while to find this quote. I'll get it.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: I'll get it one day. Maybe we'll add the tier
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: on Patreon for $ 1, 000 if you want to hear the
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: quote that I'm thinking of. And if you pay a grand,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'll just... We had a lot of fun with Doug
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Emhoff on Patreon. He's one of our faves. Pathetic. But
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: that's why these cities and these social clubs... And these
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: events feel hollow. It's because everything's already happened that's needed
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: to happen. All the things that have been decided have
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: already been decided. Nothing is happening. It's a simulation. Everyone
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: at the party who's famous knows they're famous and everybody
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: who represents them knows that. And there is nothing. There's
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: no like, you know who you got to see? You
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: know who you got to check out? They just take
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: out a phone and go, check out what he does.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Check out that guy. Oh, the trampoline guy. Yeah. He
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: answers the trivia question on the trampoline before he falls down.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I like that guy. It's game shows. It's everything. It's safe.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Brand safe. The brands will love it. And that's what
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: makes Tim Walsh interesting is he is a creature that
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: from before the time where everything was numbers and algorithms.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: He is a funnel cake dad who crawls like an
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: abominable snowman out of a cave in Minnesota, and he
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: brings his folksy charm and radical politics, and he joins
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: a wine-drunk Brentwood mom on the quest to lead this
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: decaying nation against the casino magnate, once president, Donald Trump
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: and J.D. Vance, a tech zealot, an interesting tech zealot.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: But make no mistake, we do have Shapiro would have been,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: to me, more of an interesting candidate because that fight
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: in the Democratic Party they need to have between the
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: J's and the M's. And by J's and M's, I
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: mean Jews and Muslims. But that fight, and don't get
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: mad at me, that's the problems. That's the issues. None
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: of them were talked at the Young Hollywood Power Summit
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: impact report. None of that came up there. But you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: do hear it on the streets with the youth. I
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: think it was funny when Trump said that Tim Walz
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: was deep in the transgender world. That was a very
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: funny quote. He's deep in the transgender world. I don't know.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I will say these laws that say that if you
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: do not recognize your child's gender, the judge can use
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: that against you and remove the kid from the home.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: That's not warming anyone's heart, by the way. The Democrats
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: need to chill with the culture stuff in the same
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: way that the Republicans need to on the other end.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants a national abortion ban. If you poll the country,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: the numbers don't support that. And I don't think anybody
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: wants parents to be forced to... accept their child as
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: another gender by the state. Nobody wants the state parenting
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: the kids. And if they don't, or if it takes
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: them a while to accept that the state comes in
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: and can take the child away, this is an insane law.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: And it is something that, and this other thing with schools,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: where we've talked about it on the program, this California
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: Senate approves ban on transgender notification policies in schools. I
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: don't think it's good that teachers and students keep secrets
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: from parents. I think that leads to a bad place.
• 40:13
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  Speaker 2: They're sitting on $ 10 to $ 12 trillion of critical minerals
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  Speaker 2: we ever dreamed of. that 10 to 12 trillion dollars
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  Speaker 2: a very big deal how Ukraine ends. Let's help them
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  Speaker 1: Well, as Lindsey Graham confirming there, it is about the people,
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  Speaker 1: the great people of the Ukraine. That's who it's about.
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  Speaker 1: It's who it's always been about. Lindsey Graham, Senator Lindsey Graham,
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  Speaker 1: confirming my worst suspicions that the United States was there
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to help the Ukrainian people.
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  Speaker 3: Amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Two years into this, by the way, Lindsey Graham comes
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• 51:09
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• 51:13
  Speaker 1: over the world. Some of them we are funding at
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: the very moment. And we seem only interested in this one.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: We seem to have a micro focus on this one conflict.
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  Speaker 1: We seem pretty hell-bent on supporting the Ukraine against Russia
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  Speaker 1: at all costs, no matter what. And we don't want
• 51:35
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• 51:42
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• 51:45
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• 52:06
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• 52:14
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• 52:17
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• 52:21
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• 52:23
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• 52:26
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• 52:32
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• 52:41
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  Speaker 1: It's about human rights. It's about lesbian basketball players. It's
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  Speaker 1: it's not about any of that. It's not about the money.
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• 53:18
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• 53:20
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• 53:24
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• 53:27
  Speaker 1: to say. And he says it like in a sassy, gay,
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: southern way. Well, they got all that money, and why
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: shouldn't we have that money? It reminds me of Todd Chrisley.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that guy, him and his wife went to jail
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: for embezzlement? They were neighbors with the Kardashians. Lindsey Graham
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  Speaker 1: talks like that guy. Well, they got all that money
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: in Ukraine. Why wouldn't I have that money? Are you
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: stupid or something? We need that money. He can't share
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: it with Russia and China. I love pussy, and I
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: love money. My name is Lindsey Graham, and I'll tell
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: you right now, they got all that fucking money over there.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: They could be one of the richest people ever. be
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: our best friend you ever had a rich best friend
• 54:13
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• 54:14
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• 54:18
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• 54:20
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• 54:23
  Speaker 1: your wife but instead of that you get all this
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: money I just want all this money I'm about to
• 54:31
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• 54:34
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• 54:36
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• 54:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to say it. I'm not going to lie
• 54:42
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• 54:46
  Speaker 1: we don't care about the Ukraine. I don't give a shit.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody give a shit about the Ukraine, but they rich.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: They got a big old house and we go swim
• 54:57
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• 55:00
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• 55:04
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• 55:06
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• 55:08
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• 55:18
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• 55:24
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• 55:30
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• 55:33
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• 55:36
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• 55:38
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• 55:42
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• 56:53
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• 57:10
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  Speaker 3: Hello, everybody. Hope you're doing great. I know there's a
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: lot of violence and turmoil in the world now.
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  Speaker 1: Too much.
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  Speaker 3: Too much.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: We're in a bad place right now, but we need
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: to try and be peaceful.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: Try and get along with each other.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: That is correct.
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: Let's have some harmony in our lives, please. Yes. And
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: try and reject violence in all its forms. Correct. I'm
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: trying to live a peaceful life myself. Now. I mean,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: I know I'm known for an act of violence, but.
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  Speaker 1: That is correct.
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  Speaker 3: I live a peaceful life now, and I want to
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: project that image of being a peaceful person.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I try as hard as I can.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: But we need to try and get along and just
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: love each other. I mean, that's the main thing is
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: just to try and love each other.
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  Speaker 2: Preach.
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  Speaker 1: Preach, John Hinckley Jr. Love your neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: Love yourself.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: Preach.
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  Speaker 3: And let's try and live in harmony.
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  Speaker 1: Gospel. Facts.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: And let's get a piece of chance, as John Lennon said.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Let's get a piece of chance.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Facts. Next time he hosts Variety's Power Impact Summit of
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Young Hollywood. Many of you guys weren't born when this
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: guy made his bones shooting President Reagan multiple times. But bygones.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Like many of you at this party, we've all done
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: things we're not proud of. Please bring up John Hinckley Jr.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: and his band. See, that's what I would do. You
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: get John Hinckley up there. But by the way, like
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: OJ Simpson, you know their acts are not ideal, but...
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: you know quite frankly at the end of their life
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I feel like after you've killed someone you attain like
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: or try to kill someone you attain this crazy level
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: of wisdom OJ at the end was like so lucid
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: it was amazing so killing someone or attempted murder they
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: become like some type of you know This camo hat
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: that Kamala and Walsh are selling is disgusting. It is disgusting.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Look at that. They think you're so stupid, by the way.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying that every politician doesn't, but I'm
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: saying specifically this hat. Man, they think you're, I'm a
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: liberal hunter. I'll burn it down. I'll burn it down again.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Funnel cake dad. So funny. Now, do we have some
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: of his old students talking about what it's like to
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: have studied under the tutelage of funnel cake dad, abominable snowman,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: lake creature from the lake? And I don't like how
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: this is, a lot of my lake friends, one of
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: them in particular, a comedian named John Kennedy, they're really
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: texting me and they're all like, oh, they're full of
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: their lake pride. And I don't like it. The lake
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: people must be kept down. We are an ocean country.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: The strength of the waves as they crash on the shore,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: not the fucking lake. Oh, we don't have the videos
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: of them? No, this was the only person who had
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: done a Politico article. I had only had him for
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: a year, and it was actually his last year before
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: running for Congress. And the thing I would always hear
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: about Walsh was that he's not really a homework guy.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: So as long as you could reasonably show up, participate
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: in discussions, or just have thoughts that you could articulate,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: he wasn't really a lecturer. He valued the thoughts and
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: experiences of kids. He was known for treating kids quite
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: a bit like adults in that way. On Fridays, we
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: would focus on current events, like he would have this
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: rotating group of students do a little bit of their
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: own research and bring in about two or three minutes
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: of context, and then you would open the door and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: the rest of the class would be an active discussion.
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  Speaker 1: So they said, did you
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: remember any of the debates? He goes, it was one
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  Speaker 1: that stood out. Now that I look back on it
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: in 20 years, we were reading about France's attempts to
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: come up with social policies around Muslim women covering themselves
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: in certain public places and whether or not we believe
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: that to be a Western ideal or an example of
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: this demand for democracy gone a little bit too far,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: that that's maybe not as respectful as we want it
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to be of cultural differences in identity. I was doing
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: a lot of listing that day. Walsh, did a really
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  Speaker 1: good job of making kids feel the cognitive dissonance of
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: what it's like to grow up in the most powerful
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: country in the world, but also these things you would
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: never consider as a white middle-class kid in southern Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: He's a good teacher. So what? So what? Funnel Cake
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Dad was a good teacher. I have no problem believing that.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I have no problem believing that. But I just, I'm
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: not sold on him yet. I'm not sold on this man.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of problems with the lake people.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: I think there's a deep insecurity to lakes. I, you know,
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: there's something about oceans that toughen someone up and lakes
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: that make them soft. That's what it is. Come at me,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I don't care, it's true. I'm saying that, well, if
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: oceans make people tough and not soft, well, you live
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: by an ocean. You're fat. Yeah, I know that. But
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: whales are fat and very tough, actually. So that's not a,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that lake people, and Walsh himself is
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: a little snowman. I like his gait, the way he
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: stands and his cadence. He's kind of a fun, like,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: action figure person. Like Tim Walsh, like the way he
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: just kind of like presents. I do like the way
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: he presents. He's like an angry grandpa. But should he be,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Should he be given all
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: this power? Let's play something he said. Let's play something
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: he's talking about. I grew up with in the heartland.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: JD studied at Yale. Had his career funded by Silicon
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Valley billionaires. My family, they don't even know where Yale is.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: My family riots. That's what people do in real America.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: They burn cars. They burn houses. That's what they do.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: They don't go to school. JD Vance went to Yale.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: We burn things down. That's the only way my wife
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: can come is if she smells rubber from tires being
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: burned in the middle of the street because it breaks
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: up our boring lake life of fucking going to diners
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: and having snowball fights. This guy grew up in that,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: what's that famous Christmas movie with the boot lamp? Why
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: am I blanking on this? Christmas Story? Yeah. He grew
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: up in the Christmas Story. Kamala Harris grew up in
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: a bottle of wine, which I like her. Here's the
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: thing about Kamala Harris. She's a wino hoe, and she's
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: just kind of out there getting drunk and hopping on dicks. And,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: you know, as ways to live, it's certainly not the worst. Um,
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: and Trump is just, he's got to find his footing
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: again because he's all over the place and he's erratic. And, uh, he's, he's,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: he needs to like in 2016, he was very, he
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: was like, it's build the wall. It's immigration. It's this,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: it's that a singular focus. He was pounding them on
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: one thing, one thing. Now it's a lot of different.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: He's got to find the messaging. They, their side doesn't
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: care about the message. It doesn't matter. Their message is
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: we're not Trump. That's the only salient message that they've
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: put out. This guy's barking and yelling and screaming. He
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: doesn't know what he's saying. He's talking about the real
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: America and folksy down home. We mash our potatoes with
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: a fork, you know. He's just an actor they brought in.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: She is a complete... hollow human being that is just
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: full of ideas from billionaires. She has no opinions other
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: than that it might be fun to be this president thing.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: That's her campaign. She's just having a ball because she's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: where she never thought she'd be. The presidency, he's screaming
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: and yelling about oatmeal. We use milk in our oatmeal,
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: not water, whatever his fucking. And they're just going to say, like,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: you know, we need to help the middle class. None
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: of them are going to help the middle class. The
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: Democrats and the Republicans, this is not. this idea that
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: any one of them are going to go start helping
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: the middle class, like they all roll their sleeves up
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: on day one and go, all right, so the middle class,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: how do we help? I mean, it's not, this is
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: not their first order of business, no matter who wins,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: by the way. But Trump's got to find the message
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: And I think the message should be, and I, you know,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think the message should be
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: that this will be country by committee, not a president.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: This will be led by people in the shadows who
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: are not elected and not accountable. And you don't even
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: have to use this term deep state. You say anything
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: you want, but it is... you know, quite obvious that
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: a woman who has not spoken for four years, it
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: has very few opinions that we know of that seems
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: to have the opinion of any interviewer who asks her
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: a question and her, whatever opinion she does have are
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: not mainstream opinions, but I don't even think she has them.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: I think they're just things she cooks up. She wants
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: to be liked. And then she brings on funnel cake
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: dad to make people feel good about things. But I
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: think the reality of the situation is it will be
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: country by committee. It is not going to be a president.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: And that's why they removed Joe Biden. That's why they
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: put in her. And I think that is kind of
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: the message is that, you know, love me or hate me,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I will be the president. And whatever you may think
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: of her, she's not going to be the president. The
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: person who she worked for wasn't the president. We don't
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: know who the president is. In fact, the country probably
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: doesn't need a president. But the people that are pulling
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: the strings and making the decisions are moving us very
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: quickly into a position with Russia we shouldn't be in.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: There's going to be probably a pretty big war in
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: the Middle East. Wealth inequality has done nothing but been exacerbated.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Big tech and Wall Street still runs the show. And
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, you've got Hollywood on the Kamala side and
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: then some of these libertarian tech bros on Trump's side.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: The libertarian tech bros kind of want to use Trump
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: because they have agendas as well. And they want to
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: just suck up a bunch of government money and federal
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: grants so that they can go on their fucking live
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: forever quest. And, you know, they think they're building a
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: new God, which is AI. These people are terrifying and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: should be watched. They want to go on their, you know,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: let's merge humans and machines quest with some government money,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: some fun grants. And that's why a lot of them
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: love Trump. And then she's got big Hollywood on her
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: side because they have traditionally been Democrats and they know
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: that she is going to be an incredibly powerful ally
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: to have and for mergers and things that they want
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: to do. Okay, so it's all agendas at the top.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: And at the bottom, it's fucking funnel cake dad with
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: a fun debate about burkas in France. And then we're all...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: all going and we're all going to have a blue
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: plate special. Oh, we're going to eat some meatloaf and
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: talk about burkas. And his wife sits there, and she's
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: talking about the burning tires. And that's the way they
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: talk to you. The way that they talk behind closed
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: doors to their big donors and to the people that
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: matter is much differently than the way that they talk
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: to you. What you are seeing is stagecraft, acting. It's
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: Hollywood for ugly people, as many, many, many others have
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: said before me. A great quote. This is a completely staged,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: manufactured thing. These people are not necessarily, the most authentic
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: of them, love them or hate them, is Trump. That
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that everything he wants to do is great
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: or that he doesn't have negatives about him as a
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: human being. But when he's mad, you can tell because
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: he's ineffective. When he gets up there on the stump
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: and he's angry, he's like ineffective. And he's all over
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: the place. but there's an authenticity to him that people
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: connect with, but it isn't, you know, it isn't working
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: as well this time. And I think it's, it's his
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: energy levels and his focus. And now we're just, he's
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: agreed to three debates. We've got to like him and
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: her for three hours now, three debates with these two.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, God, that's going to be a lot. So
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: if I was at the Young Power Summit Impact Hollywood,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: this is the old Hollywood Power Summit. These are the
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: most famous people in the world. Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, J.D. Vance,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Deadeye J.D., and Funnel Cake Dad. These are the most
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: famous people in the world. And much like a lot
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: of the people that were at the Young Power Broker
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: Influencer Impact Awards ceremony, these people aren't famous for much
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: of a reason. Some of it is an accident of history.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Some of it is earned. Some of it is a
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: sociopathic tenacity. The Kamala Harris ambition, the clawing, the scraping,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: the scratching, stepping on the necks of anyone, backstabbing, all
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: of that stuff, you know? And these are the most
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: famous people in the world for the next few months, right?
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: And then some of them will fade into obscurity. That's
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: the thing about the presidency, you know, and that's the
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: thing about politics in general. You're hot and then you're not.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: It is a very quick ascent to a level of
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: fame that most people will never experience. And then you
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: have to deal with it, see if it unravels you
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: before you are then put back in general population. with
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: a shitty little book deal and some third-rate podcast appearances,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and this could be one of them. But, as the
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: intellectual genius Sabrina Carpenter said, and I address this to
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: Funnel Cake Dad and his wife, Burnt Rubbers, Burnt Rubber Gwen,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: as the brilliant Sabrina Carpenter said last night to a
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: room full of vacant-eyed TikTokers, follow your dreams.