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- 0:00Speaker 1: The car is beautiful. Where did you end up going
- 0:03Speaker 1: for it?
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- 0:06Speaker 2: more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
- 0:09Speaker 1: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
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- 0:13Speaker 3: Where?
- 0:15Speaker 1: Dunaidial.
- 0:16Speaker 4: There's an accent on the E.
- 0:19Speaker 1: Do you mean... Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
- 0:21Speaker 3: Lift?
- 0:22Speaker 1: Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage.
- 0:25Speaker 5: No.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Dundale Cars.
- 0:27Speaker 2: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald has got.
- 0:34Speaker 4: The Juicy Scoop.
- 0:37Speaker 6: When you're on the road, when you're on the go,
- 0:40Speaker 6: Juicy Scoop is the.
- 0:41Speaker 4: Show to know.
- 0:42Speaker 1: She talks Hollywood tales for real life, Mr. Saving Serial
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- 0:50Speaker 6: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Listen in, listen up.
- 0:56Speaker 6: Woo, woo.
- 0:57Speaker 1: Heather MacDonald.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Juicy Scoop.
- 1:01Speaker 1: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
- 1:03Speaker 7: While you're in for a treat, I have your favorite girls,
- 1:07Speaker 7: Brandi Howard, Julie Goldman, stars of Dumb Gay Podcast, stars
- 1:15Speaker 7: of This Saturday Night at the Venetian in Las Vegas.
- 1:20Speaker 7: You are joining the Juicy Scoop live experience with myself, girls.
- 1:26Speaker 6: How excited are we? We're pretty excited.
- 1:28Speaker 1: How fun is the weekend? We are going Friday. And
- 1:34Speaker 1: we are going Friday. We have big plans. Yellow Flower
- 1:37Speaker 1: is coming.
- 1:38Speaker 7: Drakey Poo is coming. The five of us are going
- 1:42Speaker 7: to go to a real nice dinner. And then we
- 1:46Speaker 7: are going to do something real exciting.
- 1:49Speaker 6: I can't wait. It's like girls....
- 1:53Speaker 1: Girls trip.
- 1:54Speaker 6: Am I right?
- 1:55Speaker 8: Yes.
- 1:55Speaker 7: And then you'll be able to hear about it if
- 1:57Speaker 7: you're lucky enough to be in the live show, because
- 1:59Speaker 7: the live show, we're really going to let it rip.
- 2:01Speaker 1: And then all my dates are at HeatherMcDowell.net.
- 2:04Speaker 7: And, um, well, you know, some people did ask, um,
- 2:08Speaker 7: I thought Julie was going to be in Boston, though
- 2:10Speaker 7: they're thrilled because blue-eyed Christopher and Jola will be there.
- 2:14Speaker 7: But I just didn't want things swirling around that we're
- 2:17Speaker 7: no longer friends.
- 2:19Speaker 5: Right.
- 2:19Speaker 1: That we have a career opportunity. I do have a career.
- 2:22Speaker 7: A career opportunity that made sense for you not to
- 2:27Speaker 7: be able to come to Boston.
- 2:28Speaker 6: And any chance, obviously, to be in the Juicy Scoop experience, obviously,
- 2:34Speaker 6: and certain Boston, my hometown, which I do. Really wanted
- 2:38Speaker 6: to go. But we got this show that we couldn't
- 2:42Speaker 6: turn down. And Brandi and I are going to Portland,
- 2:44Speaker 6: Oregon for a full month. And we're working on a
- 2:47Speaker 6: show called Killer Burlesque. I will be hosting it. And
- 2:51Speaker 6: it's going to be six shows a week. And it's
- 2:52Speaker 6: already turned... It's pretty... It's something. It is something that
- 2:57Speaker 6: people should be... Look it up. KillerBurlesque.com.
- 2:59Speaker 3: It is.
- 3:00Speaker 4: It's like 80s horror movies.
- 3:01Speaker 6: It's going to be great. We're writing.
- 3:03Speaker 2: you know, the hosting section, the dances are done.
- 3:06Speaker 5: They're very sexy, fun, dangerous, you know, like an 80s
- 3:10Speaker 5: horror movie, campy.
- 3:11Speaker 1: I love it.
- 3:12Speaker 6: And so we're doing all the hosting stuff and it's,
- 3:14Speaker 6: we've already, it's gonna be really, really fun.
- 3:18Speaker 5: But you know what they say, it's like if you
- 3:19Speaker 5: wanna book something, plan a vacation.
- 3:22Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 3:23Speaker 6: Every time.
- 3:23Speaker 4: Like I'll be like, you know, to throw this box away.
- 3:26Speaker 5: Because when I do, I'm going to need it immediately.
- 3:28Speaker 5: And like, and of course we were so excited.
- 3:31Speaker 6: To, Oh, I mean the level that we will plan
- 3:33Speaker 6: to try and get on every show that you do.
- 3:36Speaker 6: And then of course, who would have ever thought this
- 3:39Speaker 6: would come around? Not in a million years, just out
- 3:41Speaker 6: of the blue.
- 3:42Speaker 7: Well, you know, when you're that talented, it all works out.
- 3:46Speaker 7: It all works out.
- 3:47Speaker 1: Um, so last night was the Emmys. Um, none of
- 3:51Speaker 1: us were there.
- 3:52Speaker 8: Not yet.
- 3:53Speaker 4: Hey, not yet.
- 3:54Speaker 1: Not yet. But Hacks won, which I love.
- 3:57Speaker 7: And I love that I did not realize the guy
- 3:59Speaker 7: that plays the agent was one of the creators.
- 4:02Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 4:03Speaker 7: And he said, you know, it was hard to when
- 4:05Speaker 7: we were pitching this show about a woman over 60
- 4:07Speaker 7: who's a comedian and her being the lead. And so
- 4:11Speaker 7: I loved what he said because he's like, yeah, I
- 4:13Speaker 7: hope to be an older male lead one day. And
- 4:16Speaker 7: I do think TV is moving in that way and
- 4:18Speaker 7: realizing that there's this whole huge audience that are TV
- 4:22Speaker 7: watchers and are excited to see themselves portrayed and their
- 4:27Speaker 7: lives portrayed.
- 4:27Speaker 1: And so I think this is great. Of course, we
- 4:30Speaker 1: love the show. It's so good. And Guy Branum was
- 4:33Speaker 1: one of the writers, and I saw him holding an Emmy.
- 4:35Speaker 6: Oh, wow.
- 4:35Speaker 7: Yeah, really, really fun. But I was invited to a
- 4:40Speaker 7: little something last night, and I just, I said, Heather,
- 4:43Speaker 7: what are you doing? You've got Bran and Julie coming in.
- 4:46Speaker 7: You need to record on Monday morning for a killer.
- 4:48Speaker 1: Tuesday juicy scoop.
- 4:49Speaker 6: Sorry.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Sorry.
- 4:51Speaker 7: So I had to, I could not go to the
- 4:55Speaker 7: one Emmy party I was invited to.
- 4:56Speaker 6: So there you go.
- 4:58Speaker 4: That seems very out of character for you.
- 5:00Speaker 1: It is a little, but it's not.
- 5:01Speaker 7: It's just like, Peter wasn't, I just kind of didn't
- 5:05Speaker 7: have anyone to go. I was just, and I'm like,
- 5:08Speaker 7: what am I doing? I'm not on a TV show.
- 5:11Speaker 7: I've done all this.
- 5:13Speaker 1: The lack of FOMO was surprising.
- 5:16Speaker 4: You've really grown.
- 5:18Speaker 1: I was just so happy to be like, In my bed. Yeah.
- 5:22Speaker 7: I'll tell you what I watched as we get into
- 5:25Speaker 7: the rest of the stuff.
- 5:26Speaker 6: Well, we'll be there next year.
- 5:27Speaker 7: But look, so we talked about this last time you
- 5:29Speaker 7: guys were here and you were very horny for Meryl
- 5:32Speaker 7: Streep and Martin Short to be boning.
- 5:36Speaker 1: And you know what?
- 5:36Speaker 5: Julie's horniness has only gotten more whoppy. The level that
- 5:40Speaker 5: she looks them up, pays attention.
- 5:43Speaker 6: I am so into them.
- 5:45Speaker 1: Well, they are denying it.
- 5:48Speaker 7: Denying the romance rumors. But then the people wrote, but
- 5:51Speaker 7: they did sit next to each other. Well, yeah, they're
- 5:53Speaker 7: on the same show and it's the Emmys. So the
- 5:56Speaker 7: cast usually sit next to each other. But obviously they're
- 5:59Speaker 7: very good friends. And I still think there's a chance
- 6:05Speaker 7: that there's more of a romance happening.
- 6:08Speaker 4: I think so, too. I think they're trolling. First of all,
- 6:11Speaker 4: I just have to point out.
- 6:12Speaker 5: Shout out Kirkland Water, which is not too low for
- 6:16Speaker 5: Meryl Streep.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Meryl Streep is holding a Kirkland Water at the Emmys.
- 6:19Speaker 6: That is so funny.
- 6:20Speaker 1: And he's going with a Fiji Water. Maybe that's why
- 6:23Speaker 1: they're not together.
- 6:25Speaker 4: One's Kirkland, one's Fiji. Those don't really go well together.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. They can't get along that way. Oh,
- 6:31Speaker 1: my God.
- 6:31Speaker 6: All right.
- 6:32Speaker 5: And look at Reba in the back and Jane Lynch.
- 6:37Speaker 6: Oh, that's Jane Lynch.
- 6:38Speaker 5: A little star studded moment there. She looks, how much
- 6:41Speaker 5: do we love this pink bow?
- 6:44Speaker 7: I think it's a great way to go for the Emmys.
- 6:45Speaker 7: You're in your seventies, worn everything. You do not need,
- 6:49Speaker 7: she wore a suit. You guys, she wore a light
- 6:51Speaker 7: pink suit with like a beautiful blouse and her hair back.
- 6:54Speaker 7: And it's like, yeah, I don't think you have to
- 6:56Speaker 7: wear the dresses anymore when you've literally gone a hundred
- 7:00Speaker 7: to a hundred form, probably at least a hundred formal
- 7:04Speaker 7: award ceremony since you've been acting like you're burnt out.
- 7:06Speaker 5: If, I mean her, she's won all of more than
- 7:09Speaker 5: a hundred awards. So she's been probably to a thousand.
- 7:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:12Speaker 6: Not to mention, it's just like, she is the awards.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 7:15Speaker 5: What if the suit was her sort of coming out
- 7:17Speaker 5: as bisexual?
- 7:19Speaker 7: Oh, I would, what just at like all of a
- 7:24Speaker 7: sudden your grandma's like wearing a suit and she's, you're like,
- 7:28Speaker 7: why are you wearing a suit grandma to church?
- 7:29Speaker 1: And she's like, I'm bi. I'm pan.
- 7:33Speaker 7: It's actually called pansexual, dear.
- 7:36Speaker 1: Get with it.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 7:37Speaker 6: I love it.
- 7:38Speaker 1: Why the hell not?
- 7:39Speaker 4: That would be so good.
- 7:40Speaker 6: I'm eating my girlfriend down at the motorcycle bar. Okay.
- 7:45Speaker 1: This comes from Juicy Scoop. Obsessed. My Facebook group.
- 7:50Speaker 7: Richie wrote, remember when Courtney Love accused Dave Grohl of
- 7:53Speaker 7: hitting on her 19-year-old daughter? Both Dave and the daughter
- 7:56Speaker 7: denied it. We all thought it was weird. Now, Julie
- 7:59Speaker 7: is a little confused about what's going on.
- 8:01Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 8:01Speaker 1: I don't know where she was living in Iran.
- 8:03Speaker 7: Dave Grohl, as I've talked before, has announced that he
- 8:08Speaker 7: fathered a child outside of his 23-year marriage with another woman. Then,
- 8:14Speaker 7: right after that, in my Instagram feed was a regular
- 8:20Speaker 7: Instagram post of, like, a little baby hand and a
- 8:23Speaker 7: woman's hand.
- 8:24Speaker 6: And it was like, oh.
- 8:26Speaker 7: Welcome to the world, Roxy, being your mother, Roxy something Grohl.
- 8:31Speaker 7: And I was like, there is no way this is real.
- 8:35Speaker 7: And I looked and the girl had two posts and
- 8:36Speaker 7: like someone wrote as a grandma, like I'm so in
- 8:41Speaker 7: love with this grandchild. And she was like, you look
- 8:43Speaker 7: just like your dad. And I was like, so everybody
- 8:48Speaker 7: was going crazy. I immediately did a TikTok, thank God.
- 8:52Speaker 7: And I'm like, I predict this isn't real. I predict
- 8:54Speaker 7: this is not real. And it is not.
- 8:57Speaker 1: And the girl wrote, God, I'm sorry. I just wanted
- 8:59Speaker 1: some views and likes. I'm 16. Leave me alone.
- 9:01Speaker 7: I was just like kind of brilliant just to like
- 9:03Speaker 7: fuck her. Like kind of brilliant because everyone's like, who
- 9:06Speaker 7: is this person?
- 9:06Speaker 1: And then she popped up and did like a fake account.
- 9:10Speaker 1: But there was rumors that this girl is as young
- 9:13Speaker 1: as 20.
- 9:14Speaker 7: So now, of course, there's lots of stories of him,
- 9:17Speaker 7: you know, cheating in the past, cheating on the first wife.
- 9:21Speaker 7: But the thing that's annoying about him is Yes, we
- 9:23Speaker 7: shouldn't be surprised that a rock star had a baby
- 9:25Speaker 7: outside of marriage. But it's that there were all these
- 9:27Speaker 7: stories and he presented himself and someone told me that
- 9:30Speaker 7: he wrote a book and they read it and it
- 9:31Speaker 7: was all about what a great father he was and
- 9:33Speaker 7: how he flew home with no sleep to see his
- 9:36Speaker 7: daughter's soccer game. And when he did The Week at
- 9:39Speaker 7: Chelsea Lane, it was a lot of like, I'm just
- 9:41Speaker 7: a dad. I'm just a cool dad at Studio City
- 9:44Speaker 7: Elementary School and I'm making hot dogs at the Halloween Carnival.
- 9:48Speaker 1: So, there you go.
- 9:50Speaker 6: I'm just a dad. I'm a regular guy. I don't fuck.
- 9:54Speaker 6: 16-year-olds or 20-year-olds. I don't hang out. I don't text
- 9:58Speaker 6: them and DM. I don't do that stuff. That is
- 10:01Speaker 6: not cool.
- 10:01Speaker 4: I didn't hit on my ex-bandmate's daughter.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Frances Bean is Kurt Cobain's daughter. Yes.
- 10:08Speaker 4: Dave Grohl, I'm sorry. I don't even care that he
- 10:12Speaker 4: cheated on her. I mean, obviously, I mean, I would say.
- 10:16Speaker 4: Pretty much everybody assumed he was cheating. He's just sucks.
- 10:19Speaker 5: He's annoying. He was always annoying about Kurt Cobain. He's
- 10:21Speaker 5: always annoying about Courtney love. Obviously Courtney love is slightly
- 10:26Speaker 5: draining and I'm sure as a lot, but like I
- 10:29Speaker 5: a hundred percent believe he did this with Francis, like
- 10:31Speaker 5: a million percent. And he's been a thirst bucket the
- 10:34Speaker 5: entire time. He was dying to be the lead singer
- 10:36Speaker 5: of Nirvana.
- 10:37Speaker 4: And now he has his wish.
- 10:38Speaker 5: And here he is like, I'm just going to throw
- 10:41Speaker 5: this out and announce it to the world. And I'm not,
- 10:44Speaker 5: gonna really act that sorry about it i thought he
- 10:47Speaker 5: says sorry to his.
- 10:48Speaker 7: Family he said i'm gonna work really hard to win
- 10:50Speaker 7: their love and respect back or whatever but then also
- 10:53Speaker 7: i read that he has a divorce attorney on on
- 10:57Speaker 7: staff or whatever or talking to somebody she's walking around
- 11:00Speaker 7: town without her ring i predicted last week that they
- 11:04Speaker 7: will get divorced because it's like like i always say
- 11:07Speaker 7: people have these arrangements and then once you're dumb enough
- 11:09Speaker 7: to fuck up the arrangement and And everyone knows that
- 11:11Speaker 7: you're cheating on me. Now I have to divorce your ass,
- 11:14Speaker 7: you stupid idiot. So I think she will divorce him
- 11:17Speaker 7: and join Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
- 11:20Speaker 4: And they have four daughters?
- 11:22Speaker 1: They have three. Well, four now.
- 11:24Speaker 4: Oh, you're correct.
- 11:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 11:26Speaker 1: You might only have girl, only sperm. I don't know
- 11:28Speaker 1: what his deal is.
- 11:29Speaker 7: But I want to say props to Courtney Love. And
- 11:31Speaker 7: this is why I think this is very good. Remember,
- 11:34Speaker 7: before the Me Too came about, before Weinstein was exposed
- 11:39Speaker 7: as being a disgusting rapist, she's on the red carpet.
- 11:44Speaker 7: And someone's like, oh, is there any advice you'd want
- 11:47Speaker 7: to give, you know, anyone here tonight or something since
- 11:50Speaker 7: you've been here? Like it was like after she was
- 11:52Speaker 7: nominated for playing the wife of what's his name?
- 11:55Speaker 1: The hustler guy. Oh, yeah. Larry Flint.
- 11:57Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 11:58Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, don't go in a hotel room
- 12:01Speaker 1: with Harvey Weinstein. And she said it like 20 years ago.
- 12:05Speaker 1: So I'm like, maybe when she.
- 12:07Speaker 7: Saw something going on, she knows a lot more than
- 12:11Speaker 7: the average person, being that this person was an intimate
- 12:14Speaker 7: part of their life early on. And she was like,
- 12:17Speaker 7: stay the fuck away from my daughter, creepo. So anyway,
- 12:20Speaker 7: there's rumors that this baby mama, and we don't know
- 12:22Speaker 7: who it is, is very young. Then I heard, oh, no,
- 12:26Speaker 7: she's not. Now I'm hearing, oh, no, she is. So
- 12:29Speaker 7: we don't know who the baby mama is.
- 12:31Speaker 5: I consider 20 to be, well, I consider it to
- 12:34Speaker 5: be young in general.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Very young.
- 12:36Speaker 4: And too young for him.
- 12:37Speaker 1: He's 55. Yeah.
- 12:38Speaker 6: Or older. Yeah.
- 12:42Speaker 1: So there's the update on that.
- 12:44Speaker 7: Also, Ben Affleck, he now, there was an event and Jen,
- 12:51Speaker 7: J-Lo was seen in an intimate conversation with Matt Damon.
- 12:56Speaker 7: Like talking to her, talking to her, being like, girl,
- 13:00Speaker 7: you know, just I know it's hard to deal with.
- 13:03Speaker 7: Just give him his Dunkin Donuts. I don't know what
- 13:04Speaker 7: to say.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Like I'm in a normal marriage. Sorry that he's such
- 13:07Speaker 1: a weirdo. Then there was a photo of Ben Affleck
- 13:10Speaker 1: kissing Matt Damon's wife on the head. So they're obviously
- 13:16Speaker 1: good friends. This is not like they're swinging.
- 13:18Speaker 7: This is like a good friend kind of a thing
- 13:20Speaker 7: because Matt Damon is like super normal until he does
- 13:23Speaker 7: a post about.
- 13:23Speaker 1: I fathered a child outside of my marriage, so I
- 13:26Speaker 1: hope that's not the case.
- 13:27Speaker 7: So then this weekend, look who goes to the Beverly
- 13:31Speaker 7: Hills Hotel for brunch.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Ben and J-Lo and the kids.
- 13:37Speaker 4: I could not believe, one, how thin Ben Affleck looks.
- 13:40Speaker 7: Well, he's working on some movies, so he's trying to
- 13:43Speaker 7: get all in his best shape.
- 13:45Speaker 5: And I just need to put it out there to
- 13:47Speaker 5: the Juicy Scoopers because God knows the internet sleuths are
- 13:51Speaker 5: on there. They are the scoopers, okay? They're the sleuths
- 13:54Speaker 5: beyond sleuths. They invented internet detective work. I need those
- 13:58Speaker 5: jeans she has on, and when I tell you I
- 14:00Speaker 5: got into a hole.
- 14:01Speaker 1: Here they are.
- 14:02Speaker 8: Yes.
- 14:03Speaker 4: Of trying to find them.
- 14:04Speaker 7: Oh, I love them because they're really high-waisted, extra high-waisted
- 14:07Speaker 7: with a belt.
- 14:09Speaker 5: Yeah, so let's all get them, including Julie, when we're
- 14:11Speaker 5: in Vegas.
- 14:12Speaker 1: Yes.
- 14:13Speaker 4: And Cheyenne.
- 14:14Speaker 1: You're right. I don't have a good butt, but I
- 14:16Speaker 1: feel like my butt could look better.
- 14:19Speaker 5: And we can, if they go so far up, we
- 14:21Speaker 5: could wear crop tops and not even show anything but
- 14:23Speaker 5: like one inch.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Oh, she's got a ring on her ring finger.
- 14:26Speaker 4: Oh, look when we're looking at the jeans, what we
- 14:29Speaker 4: figure out here.
- 14:30Speaker 8: Yes.
- 14:31Speaker 1: And so this is them walking up. He has a full,
- 14:35Speaker 1: he has a Coca-Cola.
- 14:36Speaker 7: He looks to be barking at her, but we don't know.
- 14:38Speaker 7: He just looks to be like, I told you.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Not to call the paparazzi. You said all you wanted
- 14:43Speaker 1: was a McCarthy salad and now look at this fucking rigamarole.
- 14:47Speaker 6: He always seems to be talking to her like that.
- 14:49Speaker 6: Just constantly.
- 14:49Speaker 7: But again, if you guys, if there is any kind
- 14:52Speaker 7: of like, should we see if we can reconcile or
- 14:54Speaker 7: let's get the kids together, you could have a chef
- 14:57Speaker 7: come to your $ 60 million house.
- 15:00Speaker 1: Right? You don't have to go out. And if you're
- 15:03Speaker 1: going to.
- 15:03Speaker 7: Go out, you go to the most famous hotel on
- 15:08Speaker 7: Emmy weekend.
- 15:10Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 15:10Speaker 1: It's Emmy weekend. Everybody that's anybody is staying at the
- 15:13Speaker 1: Beverly Hills Hotel.
- 15:14Speaker 5: And are they doing this because that movie that's out
- 15:17Speaker 5: right now, they did together, right?
- 15:19Speaker 4: Or that's coming out, that wrestling movie?
- 15:21Speaker 3: Yes.
- 15:22Speaker 7: Like she plays the mother of some wrestler and it
- 15:24Speaker 7: is a Matt Damon, Ben Affleck production.
- 15:27Speaker 5: I mean, they're savvy. The most important thing, guys, is
- 15:30Speaker 5: the jeans.
- 15:30Speaker 7: The jeans and if the kids can maintain their friendship,
- 15:33Speaker 7: I would like that too.
- 15:34Speaker 4: Her kids and their kids?
- 15:36Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah.
- 15:36Speaker 6: No, I think he's wearing lucky jeans. I'm pretty sure.
- 15:41Speaker 6: I like the color button down.
- 15:42Speaker 4: No, you're getting the girl jeans.
- 15:43Speaker 7: You know that he was also rumored to be dating
- 15:45Speaker 7: RFK's daughter.
- 15:47Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 15:48Speaker 1: And that seems to have withered away.
- 15:50Speaker 4: He denied that, but I believed it.
- 15:51Speaker 1: They were also seen at the polo lounge.
- 15:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I believed that.
- 15:56Speaker 5: My thought is that those might be good American jeans,
- 15:59Speaker 5: but I.
- 15:59Speaker 4: Couldn't find them.
- 16:00Speaker 6: Maybe that's what he's saying to her. Everybody wants to know. Oh,
- 16:04Speaker 6: my God.
- 16:04Speaker 1: This is a pet story for... He's too fat. Okay, listen.
- 16:10Speaker 1: This is a cat.
- 16:12Speaker 4: He's trying to escape diet camp.
- 16:13Speaker 1: It's a Russian cat, okay?
- 16:15Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, Russians.
- 16:15Speaker 1: It's a Russian cat. They have big bones. Goes by Crumbs.
- 16:18Speaker 7: It's a 38-pound Russian cat who was put on a
- 16:21Speaker 7: strict diet and exercise routine at a pet diet camp
- 16:24Speaker 7: in Perm. He found himself in a tight spot when
- 16:27Speaker 7: he attempted to escape and got stuck in a shoe rack.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Previously living in a hospital and fed cookies and soup.
- 16:34Speaker 1: I don't know why they were feeding him cookies and soup.
- 16:36Speaker 5: You're a cat.
- 16:37Speaker 6: That's what we do in Russia. We feed cats cookies
- 16:40Speaker 6: and soup. They're not person. They're cat. They eat cookies.
- 16:45Speaker 6: What are you doing in this hospital, this fat cat?
- 16:48Speaker 6: He eats cookies. Get some soup for this fat cat.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Come on. Hey.
- 16:52Speaker 4: Well, it's funny because Russians are usually fit.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Cross was taken to the center to lose weight.
- 16:55Speaker 7: And although he initially struggled with his new lifestyle, including
- 16:58Speaker 7: getting trapped with his face in a pair of blue Crocs,
- 17:02Speaker 7: one time somehow his face got into a blue Croc
- 17:04Speaker 7: and they couldn't get it off. Crumps has shown some progress.
- 17:07Speaker 7: He was unable to walk when he first was brought in,
- 17:10Speaker 7: but now he's more active.
- 17:11Speaker 1: Oh, good. And the center expects him to lose weight
- 17:14Speaker 1: quickly under his new regime.
- 17:15Speaker 5: He lives in a hospital.
- 17:16Speaker 2: Give the cat some damn Ozempic and call it a day.
- 17:18Speaker 6: Yeah, the cat has a foot fetish.
- 17:20Speaker 1: I wonder if they can do a cat. Why wouldn't they?
- 17:23Speaker 7: Listen, there must be a way to do an Ozempic
- 17:26Speaker 7: for pets.
- 17:26Speaker 2: Yeah, or a castric bypass.
- 17:29Speaker 1: All of a sudden the cat, a castric bypass.
- 17:33Speaker 4: And just make the stomach smaller.
- 17:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 17:35Speaker 4: Because it will only want to eat one bite of soup.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Right.
- 17:37Speaker 4: And then it'll be like, I'm so full now.
- 17:38Speaker 7: But if you just give it a shot and then
- 17:40Speaker 7: it's just like, you know, just laying around all day.
- 17:44Speaker 7: It's like, it won't even feel the need to go.
- 17:47Speaker 7: Like not waking you up in the morning at like
- 17:49Speaker 7: 5 a.m.
- 17:50Speaker 1: To be fed.
- 17:50Speaker 7: Ooh. Because it's just like, oh, I'm so full from
- 17:54Speaker 7: that one piece of kibble. I had it too in
- 17:57Speaker 7: the afternoon yesterday.
- 17:58Speaker 1: It's like, I'm done.
- 18:00Speaker 4: I couldn't possibly.
- 18:01Speaker 6: I can't. Doesn't walk on your face.
- 18:04Speaker 4: I've lost my taste for alcohol. I don't know what
- 18:07Speaker 4: it is. I just can't drink anymore.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
- 18:09Speaker 6: That's that old chestnut when you go out with someone
- 18:12Speaker 6: and they're like, I don't know. I just can't drink anymore.
- 18:14Speaker 6: I've just lost a taste for alcohol. I don't know
- 18:16Speaker 6: what happened. And we're like, we know what happened. I
- 18:19Speaker 6: don't know what we're talking about here.
- 18:20Speaker 7: Oh, there was this model. Kate Moss has like a
- 18:24Speaker 7: half-sister model or something. I want to say that's her name. Anyway,
- 18:27Speaker 7: she's very pretty and she... just came out and said
- 18:30Speaker 7: that she had.
- 18:31Speaker 1: A horrible experience with it. But I think it was
- 18:34Speaker 1: just cause she started off too thin. Like she was
- 18:36Speaker 1: already really thin. No, she was really thin.
- 18:39Speaker 7: And then she got so thin and she was like,
- 18:41Speaker 7: why am I so thin? And it's like, well, you
- 18:43Speaker 7: started at a hundred pounds.
- 18:44Speaker 10: And you, you know, so, but, Christmas shopping has already
- 18:49Speaker 10: started in our house. My daughter is so organised, already
- 18:52Speaker 10: planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair care for her aunt
- 18:55Speaker 10: and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 18:57Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
- 18:59Speaker 10: I'm an early bird, buying one present a week from
- 19:02Speaker 10: now till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can
- 19:05Speaker 10: buy in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or
- 19:09Speaker 10: free click and collect.
- 19:10Speaker 5: So easy.
- 19:12Speaker 10: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
- 19:17Speaker 3: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 19:20Speaker 3: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 19:23Speaker 3: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 19:27Speaker 3: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 19:30Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 19:33Speaker 6: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
- 19:36Speaker 6: filed against me.
- 19:36Speaker 4: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 19:39Speaker 4: what would you do if it was given back?
- 19:41Speaker 9: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 19:44Speaker 9: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 19:46Speaker 1: He said, I have a work dad.
- 19:48Speaker 3: I need a home dad.
- 19:49Speaker 9: What happens next?
- 19:50Speaker 4: When I came in, he started crying.
- 19:51Speaker 9: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 19:56Speaker 9: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 19:59Speaker 9: happens next.
- 20:00Speaker 4: I decided to risk it all.
- 20:01Speaker 6: I realized how valuable every day was.
- 20:03Speaker 1: You're worth the work.
- 20:04Speaker 9: Listen.
- 20:05Speaker 6: Star, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 20:06Speaker 4: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 20:08Speaker 3: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 20:12Speaker 3: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 20:22Speaker 6: Okay.
- 20:23Speaker 1: I loved this story. Lady Gaga had a Facebook group
- 20:30Speaker 1: that started when she was in college and That said
- 20:33Speaker 1: her full name. So it was Stephanie. How do you
- 20:36Speaker 1: say her last name? Germanotta.
- 20:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 20:39Speaker 1: You will never be famous.
- 20:40Speaker 7: It only had like 12 bitter bitches members and they
- 20:45Speaker 7: just had like would rip on her. And I guess
- 20:49Speaker 7: I don't know if she knew about it and like
- 20:52Speaker 7: saved it or showed up in her like Facebook memories.
- 20:55Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 20:56Speaker 7: But she fired back. at these ex-NYU classmates claiming that,
- 21:01Speaker 7: you know, about how she'd never be famous. So it
- 21:03Speaker 7: was during her NYU's Tisch School of Arts. And it
- 21:08Speaker 7: went viral on TikTok when she was like, see, this
- 21:10Speaker 7: is why you should never give up.
- 21:12Speaker 1: And of course, all of her things. And she said,
- 21:14Speaker 1: it stays with you her whole life.
- 21:15Speaker 7: I remember things that bullies said in front of other
- 21:17Speaker 7: people and nobody said anything.
- 21:19Speaker 1: Nobody said, are you okay? Are you fine?
- 21:21Speaker 7: In fact, if I was to speak up about a
- 21:23Speaker 7: bully being mean to me, it would be making it
- 21:25Speaker 7: worse for me at school.
- 21:27Speaker 1: So she was bullied a lot. Probably because she was talented.
- 21:31Speaker 6: Thirst bucket. I mean, she was, from what we read, like.
- 21:34Speaker 1: Lady Gaga was a thirst bucket?
- 21:36Speaker 6: Yeah, like she was playing the, she would always like.
- 21:38Speaker 6: But you're out of music school.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Are you supposed to act like you don't want to
- 21:41Speaker 1: be on stage?
- 21:41Speaker 6: That's the thing. That is, I 100 million percent agree.
- 21:44Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 21:46Speaker 6: That's what we're all doing here. We're not here because
- 21:49Speaker 6: we're not all Cyrus podcast. I mean, that's what we're
- 21:51Speaker 6: here for.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not here because I don't want you to
- 21:53Speaker 1: listen to this podcast. I want you to listen to
- 21:55Speaker 1: the podcast.
- 21:56Speaker 6: So they said she would play the piano in the cafeteria.
- 21:58Speaker 6: She was constantly, see, she was just constantly trying and
- 22:02Speaker 6: she just wouldn't stop. It's according to them. Listen, we're
- 22:05Speaker 6: huge Lady Gaga fans. I don't care what she did.
- 22:07Speaker 5: I do think that bullying or that those haters, I mean,
- 22:11Speaker 5: I don't know if I've classified as bullying, but certainly
- 22:12Speaker 5: that Facebook page is disgusting. It informed her vibe with
- 22:17Speaker 5: her fans and she does have an empathy and is
- 22:21Speaker 5: very kind to her young fans, the little monsters or whatever,
- 22:25Speaker 5: probably because of that, you know what I mean? And
- 22:28Speaker 5: people who desperately want to be famous should have that
- 22:30Speaker 5: because then they get a lot less annoying once they
- 22:33Speaker 5: start getting the attention they want. It's like when you're
- 22:38Speaker 5: riding the cheerleading bus or you're going on a class
- 22:41Speaker 5: trip and there's always that person who's like, won't shut
- 22:43Speaker 5: the fuck up, who's singing and it's like, okay.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Stephanie, we hear you singing.
- 22:48Speaker 6: On my very first acting job on The Sopranos, I
- 22:54Speaker 6: will never forget that everyone was pretty much normal except
- 22:59Speaker 6: the girl who played Meadow was coming out with an
- 23:02Speaker 6: album and she kept singing everywhere around and I would
- 23:06Speaker 6: just hear her singing and I just thought, that is just,
- 23:10Speaker 6: even when you're sitting, nobody's talking, you're just singing.
- 23:14Speaker 7: I feel like I've been in situations, too, where you're
- 23:20Speaker 7: not in an acting situation. I feel like I've been
- 23:24Speaker 7: in a job where someone is just like, The human
- 23:28Speaker 7: life with a sound of music.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Oh, what? Stop it. You're like, your voice. It's amazing.
- 23:35Speaker 10: No.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Hand roll.
- 23:38Speaker 6: Even if somebody's jogging and they're singing. And you're like,
- 23:42Speaker 6: you know we all hear you. You know we all
- 23:45Speaker 6: hear you when you're jogging and just singing really loud.
- 23:47Speaker 1: I like to sing and dance at the grocery store.
- 23:50Speaker 1: And you're a thirst bucket. And I'm a thirst bucket.
- 23:53Speaker 5: And we don't apologize for that.
- 23:56Speaker 7: Okay, I had a job, you know, and I had
- 24:00Speaker 7: a job, obviously.
- 24:02Speaker 1: It was Chelsea Lately.
- 24:03Speaker 7: But when I was there, if I wasn't on the
- 24:06Speaker 7: show and I did like a cold open or something
- 24:08Speaker 7: like a sketch, we would all sit in this room
- 24:11Speaker 7: together and watch the show and like have snacks when
- 24:13Speaker 7: we would see them taping downstairs at like 3.30.
- 24:17Speaker 1: And people would kind of be like, oh, my joke
- 24:19Speaker 1: made it, whatever.
- 24:20Speaker 7: And so I'd watch the opening and that'd be the
- 24:22Speaker 7: first time I saw what I did three hours ago
- 24:25Speaker 7: as like Celine Dion or whatever.
- 24:27Speaker 6: And I enjoyed it.
- 24:28Speaker 1: I enjoy that girl.
- 24:30Speaker 7: And I guess I was like laughing. I'd laugh at myself.
- 24:33Speaker 7: And I found out later that they were like ripping
- 24:36Speaker 7: on me. Like who laughs at themselves like that? And
- 24:40Speaker 7: then one time Brandon said, what kind of monster listens
- 24:42Speaker 7: to their own podcast?
- 24:43Speaker 1: And I said, I do. Shut up, Brandon.
- 24:47Speaker 6: A monster.
- 24:51Speaker 4: I will say that Julie.
- 24:53Speaker 1: And I'm like, I do because I don't remember everything
- 24:55Speaker 1: I said.
- 24:56Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:56Speaker 7: And I'll tell you, I listen to it and I'm
- 24:59Speaker 7: like smiling. I, I, Didn't really love watching myself on TV,
- 25:05Speaker 7: but I remember the first time I listened back at the.
- 25:07Speaker 1: Juicy Scoop, but I'm wearing a shirt, just coincidentally. Someone
- 25:10Speaker 1: made it for me. Established in 2015. I didn't know
- 25:13Speaker 1: if it would cringe me out.
- 25:16Speaker 7: And for some reason, hearing me doesn't bother me as
- 25:20Speaker 7: much as sometimes I would always put off watching myself
- 25:23Speaker 7: on TV. If I did an appearance anywhere, I'd be like,
- 25:26Speaker 7: all right, now I'm ready to watch it. Like I
- 25:28Speaker 7: wouldn't rush to watch it for whatever reason.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Because you'd be critical of like your physical.
- 25:31Speaker 1: I don't, I just, I, for whatever reason, sometimes I
- 25:34Speaker 1: was pleasantly surprised. Sometimes I'd laugh or whatever.
- 25:36Speaker 7: I always laughed at the Chelsea Lately stuff because I
- 25:38Speaker 7: always felt it was collaborative and I was happy with
- 25:41Speaker 7: how it turned out. But I mean, listen, you know,
- 25:44Speaker 7: that is why I also have hate groups is because
- 25:48Speaker 7: I am that person that actually is like, I.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Kind of like myself. I kind of think she's a hoot.
- 25:56Speaker 4: I think she's a pretty good time.
- 25:57Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly.
- 25:58Speaker 1: Like, what is wrong with that? Nothing.
- 26:01Speaker 6: Nothing is wrong with it.
- 26:01Speaker 5: That's why Lady Gaga is an icon, and so are you.
- 26:04Speaker 4: A thirsty icon. The thirsty icon. That's the shirt.
- 26:07Speaker 5: I'll say that Julie won't watch herself, but if I
- 26:11Speaker 5: repeat back to her something she said, she'll laugh.
- 26:15Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 26:16Speaker 4: And sometimes when she has to edit, I'll hear her laughing. Like,
- 26:20Speaker 4: I think, yeah, I mean.
- 26:22Speaker 6: Yeah, there are times, because I'll stay away from watching
- 26:24Speaker 6: myself too, but then if I'm forced to do it,
- 26:26Speaker 6: I'm like, I'm pretty funny. Okay, that was pretty good.
- 26:31Speaker 6: Not all the time, not every time, but if there's
- 26:33Speaker 6: a time where I go, oh, that wasn't bad.
- 26:37Speaker 1: That wasn't bad.
- 26:38Speaker 6: Good for me. Because who else is going to do
- 26:40Speaker 6: that for you? Nobody. No one on the planet.
- 26:43Speaker 7: Right, and in order to get better, you have to
- 26:45Speaker 7: look at your old stuff to add to it, whether
- 26:47Speaker 7: it's stand-up or whatever. So that you're like, oh, I
- 26:50Speaker 7: could put a tag on this joke or whatever. But yeah,
- 26:54Speaker 7: I think we're finally in this place that everybody is
- 26:56Speaker 7: a thirst bucket. But she was still in that place where,
- 27:00Speaker 7: I've said this before, the worst thing that someone could
- 27:02Speaker 7: say about you in high school, when I was a
- 27:04Speaker 7: girl in high school, in the late 80s, was.
- 27:07Speaker 1: She's so conceited. She thinks she could be a model.
- 27:10Speaker 1: She's doing the John Robert Powers thing. She could never
- 27:12Speaker 1: be a model. And it's like, oh, well, whatever.
- 27:15Speaker 7: My mom paid for the John Robert Powers thing. And
- 27:16Speaker 7: the only thing I learned was how to properly get
- 27:18Speaker 7: out of a car.
- 27:19Speaker 1: Do you know how to get out of a car?
- 27:21Speaker 5: Do you know?
- 27:21Speaker 4: So I don't show my underwear?
- 27:23Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 27:23Speaker 5: Okay.
- 27:24Speaker 1: You just swirl both legs. Okay. And then you get up.
- 27:29Speaker 7: So both legs go out. Both legs go out. What
- 27:32Speaker 7: else did I learn from John Robert Powers? Well, I
- 27:36Speaker 7: knew about the forks and all that.
- 27:38Speaker 6: You know, the outside.
- 27:39Speaker 4: Did they do like the nude shoes?
- 27:42Speaker 7: Yeah, there was always like, oh, you can't mix gold
- 27:44Speaker 7: and silver together, which of course now you can.
- 27:46Speaker 1: And like, oh, you know, count how many accessories. It
- 27:48Speaker 1: was like weird. I don't know, whatever. It was a racket.
- 27:50Speaker 1: It was a complete, like.
- 27:52Speaker 7: MLM, weird, broken, nobody, nobody. But that was like, oh
- 27:57Speaker 7: my God, so-and-so got professional modeling photos done.
- 28:01Speaker 1: I just remember that. Like that was always just a
- 28:02Speaker 1: negative thing.
- 28:03Speaker 7: And then I felt like Paris Hilton was the first
- 28:06Speaker 7: person to make, Loving yourself, being conceited, good.
- 28:10Speaker 5: I got voted most conceited in my high school and
- 28:13Speaker 5: then I didn't take it. I was like, I refuse
- 28:15Speaker 5: to do that. But I got biggest flirt, which is
- 28:17Speaker 5: basically you're a bitchy slut, I think. And I was like, no,
- 28:21Speaker 5: I'll take biggest flirt. But it's completely, Paris Hilton in
- 28:24Speaker 5: her first book said go everywhere like you have a
- 28:28Speaker 5: crown on. And if you look at Paris Hilton, that
- 28:31Speaker 5: is what she did. She would go into a club
- 28:32Speaker 5: and it was like she never didn't have a crown on.
- 28:34Speaker 1: Yes.
- 28:35Speaker 4: That's, like, in her book, How to Be an Heiress.
- 28:36Speaker 1: And also I noticed with.
- 28:37Speaker 7: Paris Hilton during that, like, MySpace time and stuff like that,
- 28:41Speaker 7: it was the first time where I saw other girls, like,
- 28:44Speaker 7: give each other props.
- 28:45Speaker 1: Like, you look gorgeous.
- 28:47Speaker 7: And as bad as social media is, there is a lot.
- 28:50Speaker 1: There's so much love, like, when you do post a
- 28:52Speaker 1: photo of yourself and people are like, oh, my God,
- 28:55Speaker 1: I love this dress.
- 28:55Speaker 7: You look so great, blah, blah, blah. But of course
- 28:58Speaker 7: we all focus on the weird, why does her eyebrow
- 29:01Speaker 7: look like that? That's what you're gonna focus on when
- 29:04Speaker 7: you've got 700 nice ones. You're gonna be like, my
- 29:06Speaker 7: eyebrow's fine! I got a scar when I was seven!
- 29:10Speaker 1: You're just like, yeah.
- 29:11Speaker 6: Plus there's all hater, I mean that group is by 12,
- 29:14Speaker 6: jealous threatened haters that are that are nowhere who are
- 29:18Speaker 6: not famous who are certainly not the music industry today
- 29:20Speaker 6: probably one is a music teacher probably one is a
- 29:22Speaker 6: bitter music yeah they wanted to add whatever you went
- 29:25Speaker 6: to tish school for the arts and look who rose
- 29:27Speaker 6: to the top and became famous the only reason you
- 29:29Speaker 6: go to tish school for the arts is because you
- 29:31Speaker 6: want to be famous and the 12 of you in
- 29:33Speaker 6: that group now are like you know jealous.
- 29:36Speaker 1: But I saw this and it did, you know, make
- 29:39Speaker 1: me feel better about my haters. Like, they embrace it.
- 29:43Speaker 1: You got under their skin and they, so yeah, love it,
- 29:47Speaker 1: love it, love her. Sister Wives premiered. Season 19. I
- 29:55Speaker 1: will never stop watching this show.
- 29:57Speaker 10: Nope.
- 29:58Speaker 1: Um you guys watched last night's episode yes.
- 30:01Speaker 5: And i don't know what kind of mood you were
- 30:03Speaker 5: in but a desperate one to watch it i shed.
- 30:06Speaker 1: A tear oh oh well oh well you know what.
- 30:11Speaker 5: Part the beginning part i just thought it was very
- 30:14Speaker 5: romantic and beautiful and that life.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Romantic what romance between whom.
- 30:19Speaker 4: Did you but did i watch the wrong episode.
- 30:23Speaker 6: Did you watch the season, episode one?
- 30:26Speaker 4: Oh, maybe I watched the wrong episode.
- 30:27Speaker 1: What did you watch?
- 30:28Speaker 4: I watched the one where they got married.
- 30:30Speaker 5: Oh.
- 30:30Speaker 6: Who got married?
- 30:31Speaker 2: Christine.
- 30:33Speaker 5: Oh.
- 30:33Speaker 1: I feel like, okay.
- 30:35Speaker 6: That's from the end of the last season.
- 30:37Speaker 1: It's a new episode.
- 30:38Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Why last night's episode went back to 2022. Yeah, it did.
- 30:44Speaker 1: I don't understand. People were confused by it.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Mine said new episode and I clicked on it and
- 30:49Speaker 5: then I saw their wedding and I was like, this
- 30:51Speaker 5: is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Well, we know that she got married. I had her
- 30:55Speaker 1: on the show last year.
- 30:56Speaker 7: Christina's gotten married to a very nice looking normal dude
- 30:59Speaker 7: that she's thrilled with. And Janelle is done with him.
- 31:05Speaker 7: And Mary is done with him. And Robin is.
- 31:09Speaker 1: Like, I'm the idiot that got left here on Coyote Pass.
- 31:13Speaker 1: I just want to say, I will never get tired
- 31:17Speaker 1: of hearing about the Coyote Pass construction that has never happened.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Never happened. They always talk about how they're going to
- 31:24Speaker 1: build these helms. It has never happened.
- 31:25Speaker 7: They go back another time, just him and Robin. Oh,
- 31:28Speaker 7: that's your house by the tree.
- 31:30Speaker 1: No, it's not.
- 31:31Speaker 7: And finally, finally, Cody goes, I'm not feeling it anymore. Like, obviously,
- 31:37Speaker 7: sell this thing.
- 31:38Speaker 1: It was a horrible deal. You can't even build it.
- 31:40Speaker 1: You pay it off. You're never going to pay it off.
- 31:42Speaker 1: Christine was like, let me have the equity in my home.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Take the Coyote Pass. I don't care. And now, oh,
- 31:48Speaker 1: the other thing I, oh, the thing is, because you
- 31:51Speaker 1: watched the wrong episode. At one point, Cody's like, and now.
- 31:56Speaker 1: Christine and Janelle are just buddy-buddy when they used to
- 31:59Speaker 1: hate each other. I'm like, yeah, they hated each other
- 32:02Speaker 1: because they were both married to you. You probably, purposely
- 32:07Speaker 1: or inadvertently or whatever, made them have tension as they
- 32:11Speaker 1: were raising little kids and having to split the time
- 32:14Speaker 1: between you as wife two and three. So no, they probably,
- 32:18Speaker 1: we're not saying what wasn't true. You can watch the show.
- 32:21Speaker 1: But now they're in their 50s. They equally hate you.
- 32:25Speaker 1: And they are bonded.
- 32:27Speaker 6: They are free. That's right. Who wouldn't be, who, what woman,
- 32:32Speaker 6: let's just say, alive, if you are both at whatever
- 32:36Speaker 6: point in love with the same person, and that person
- 32:38Speaker 6: is with both of you, you are going to hate
- 32:40Speaker 6: each other.
- 32:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 32:41Speaker 6: I don't care what they all thought about.
- 32:43Speaker 1: Selflessness. I'll be so selfless. It's all bullshit.
- 32:46Speaker 6: It's all lies. It's all pretense. It's all not. It's
- 32:50Speaker 6: an illusion. Maybe they wanted it.
- 32:53Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 32:53Speaker 6: But they never truly, truly did want it. So, in
- 32:56Speaker 6: my opinion, and now Christine has proven it because what
- 32:59Speaker 6: she wanted the whole time was a partner and to
- 33:03Speaker 6: have true love and romance and to feel special and
- 33:07Speaker 6: to all the things everyone wants in life. Not to
- 33:09Speaker 6: be treated like a fucking housekeeper.
- 33:13Speaker 1: And a babysitter. For those that are thinking about divorce.
- 33:17Speaker 6: Yeah, do it.
- 33:18Speaker 1: I love it. Do it.
- 33:21Speaker 5: What?
- 33:22Speaker 7: Does the nanny do? Remember when she was always, what
- 33:24Speaker 7: does the nanny do? The rumors I've heard about Robin
- 33:28Speaker 7: is that she is kind of like a compulsive shopper hoarder.
- 33:32Speaker 7: That's why they always have to sit on the park
- 33:34Speaker 7: benches in jackets and nobody ever goes in the house.
- 33:39Speaker 1: That's just a rumor I heard.
- 33:41Speaker 5: And did we hear she's not happy?
- 33:44Speaker 1: Oh, she's definitely not happy. She said they're having the
- 33:46Speaker 1: worst year of their life because she said, I imagine
- 33:49Speaker 1: sitting on the porch with my sister-in-law is not what
- 33:51Speaker 1: I signed up for. And it's not what you signed
- 33:54Speaker 1: up for.
- 33:55Speaker 6: There's somewhere you can't sign up for it, though.
- 33:58Speaker 7: I think this is the most fascinating.
- 34:05Speaker 1: Documentary thing I've ever seen. Because... there, he's like, yeah,
- 34:11Speaker 1: the experiment didn't work. This did not work. It does
- 34:14Speaker 1: not work. It did not work.
- 34:16Speaker 7: And I think it's kind of fabulous that, you know,
- 34:19Speaker 7: that they, that's all got exposed because for 10 years,
- 34:23Speaker 7: it appeared like it was working on the show as
- 34:26Speaker 7: far as them all like sticking with it. And so
- 34:28Speaker 7: Mary was always like, he was always like, Mary's here, Mary.
- 34:33Speaker 1: And she's always like, Hey guys, I'm, I'm going to
- 34:36Speaker 1: stick with it. And finally, he's like, look, I never
- 34:41Speaker 1: loved you. I married the wrong person.
- 34:44Speaker 7: And in last night's episode, she's with a girlfriend that's not.
- 34:46Speaker 1: Part of the show.
- 34:47Speaker 7: And she's like, he chose me to date, asked me
- 34:51Speaker 7: to marry him first in our community.
- 34:56Speaker 1: How was he forced to marry me?
- 34:58Speaker 7: If anything, he could maybe say that, honestly, about Christine
- 35:02Speaker 7: and And the other women being like, I was on
- 35:04Speaker 7: this journey and I ended up picking women just because
- 35:06Speaker 7: I wanted to have this big. But for her, it's
- 35:09Speaker 7: so awful for him to say, I married the wrong
- 35:12Speaker 7: woman in Mary. Like, I think it is the rudest
- 35:14Speaker 7: thing that he.
- 35:15Speaker 1: Could say because she's right. You chose me first. And
- 35:18Speaker 1: then I was like, okay. And she was like, sure. Okay,
- 35:21Speaker 1: I can only have one baby.
- 35:22Speaker 7: So I guess you've got to marry other people. And
- 35:25Speaker 7: then she was like, okay, I guess here's my ring.
- 35:28Speaker 7: Do you know that the ring that Robin wears is
- 35:30Speaker 7: from Mary's original ring?
- 35:33Speaker 4: Oh my God.
- 35:33Speaker 1: That's what I saw.
- 35:34Speaker 7: I don't know if it's true, but I think it's true.
- 35:36Speaker 7: I mean, I saw somebody post that, but I don't
- 35:37Speaker 7: totally remember. But yeah, and then she divorced, she legally
- 35:41Speaker 7: divorced him so that he could legally marry Robin and
- 35:45Speaker 7: adopt Robin's two or three kids from her first marriage.
- 35:48Speaker 8: Yep.
- 35:49Speaker 6: I mean, there's a part of me that feels that he,
- 35:52Speaker 6: you know, you come from an extreme fundamentalist religious background.
- 35:55Speaker 6: He had obviously, he was very young, a lot of pressure.
- 35:58Speaker 6: He probably felt like he had to do that. Though
- 36:01Speaker 6: part of me does feel maybe consider that he is
- 36:06Speaker 6: a latent homosexual. He is, he is never more happy
- 36:11Speaker 6: than when he's around his guys. I just, and you know,
- 36:15Speaker 6: I don't know. Christine obviously is not, but there's something,
- 36:19Speaker 6: there's just something there. If you are willing to shut
- 36:24Speaker 6: down an entire part of yourself in order to do this,
- 36:30Speaker 6: I do think that there is something there. There's just
- 36:34Speaker 6: something there. I don't know what, but when he's with
- 36:36Speaker 6: his guy friends, he's very happy. He's just real. He
- 36:40Speaker 6: comes alive. He's dancing at the wedding. He's feeling sexual.
- 36:44Speaker 6: He's feeling, you know, I don't know. I'm not saying
- 36:48Speaker 6: he is. I'm not saying he isn't. But I do
- 36:51Speaker 6: have to say that watching shows like this, particularly this one,
- 36:55Speaker 6: I do have to ask and question.
- 36:57Speaker 7: There was that one time where I thought he and
- 36:59Speaker 7: Janelle got the freaky deaky on. I felt like there
- 37:03Speaker 7: was a really sexual thing between them.
- 37:05Speaker 1: I agree.
- 37:05Speaker 7: And then now I'm like, maybe there wasn't past the
- 37:09Speaker 7: baby making stages. Maybe there wasn't. Cause she was always like,
- 37:12Speaker 7: Cody and I were like good friends. Like we had
- 37:14Speaker 7: fun and nobody wanted him or like nobody, like they
- 37:19Speaker 7: wanted him around for their kids. But then once the
- 37:22Speaker 7: kids got older, they were like, he's coming over tonight. Like,
- 37:26Speaker 7: I don't think they missed it that much. And then,
- 37:28Speaker 7: of course, COVID really screwed it up because he was
- 37:30Speaker 7: a COVID freak.
- 37:32Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 37:33Speaker 6: Christine seems to be the one. Mary and Christine seem
- 37:36Speaker 6: to be the two that were truly in love with him,
- 37:38Speaker 6: at least for a while.
- 37:39Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 37:39Speaker 6: Robin was, like, in love with this whole thing with
- 37:41Speaker 6: the family. Yeah, she wanted it. And these women, I
- 37:43Speaker 6: want the women around. It's like, okay, well, you know,
- 37:46Speaker 6: go find yourself a girlfriend. And then Janelle just is
- 37:50Speaker 6: an enigma to me. To me, she's an enigma. I
- 37:52Speaker 6: can't figure it out. But then... Then she lost the
- 37:55Speaker 6: love and she's.
- 37:56Speaker 1: Well, the backgrounds are so fascinating.
- 37:59Speaker 7: I want to say Janelle was married before she and
- 38:02Speaker 7: her mom was like married to his dad or something
- 38:07Speaker 7: like there's some connection.
- 38:08Speaker 6: Oh, that's right.
- 38:09Speaker 1: To her. That's right.
- 38:10Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. I mean, you grow up in a
- 38:12Speaker 6: situation where you are basically taught that your individuality and
- 38:17Speaker 6: your wants and needs aren't important. Then you go through
- 38:21Speaker 6: your life. feeling that your wants and needs are important.
- 38:23Speaker 6: The only person who's truly, I think, come out a stronger,
- 38:29Speaker 6: more together person is Christine.
- 38:31Speaker 1: And then I'm like, you for Janelle.
- 38:33Speaker 6: I want Janelle.
- 38:34Speaker 7: Again, I always say they are the least wealthy reality
- 38:38Speaker 7: stars I've ever seen.
- 38:39Speaker 1: 19 years. What are they paying these people, TLC?
- 38:44Speaker 7: Anyway, they're very simple people as far as their parties
- 38:47Speaker 7: and stuff.
- 38:48Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys are... had cameras.
- 38:51Speaker 7: Following you longer than the Kardashians yet. It's like, we're
- 38:54Speaker 7: going to have a really great, it's not a baby shower.
- 38:57Speaker 7: It's a sprinkle for McKelty and her twins.
- 39:02Speaker 1: And it's just really fun.
- 39:03Speaker 7: And it's just like, you know, like they buy, go
- 39:06Speaker 7: to party favor and they like put the strings up
- 39:09Speaker 7: and like nothing has changed as they've gotten more and
- 39:13Speaker 7: more famous and more wealthy. Nothing has changed the level
- 39:16Speaker 7: of home, the level of like, how they do a
- 39:19Speaker 7: party of paper plates.
- 39:20Speaker 1: And like, these are my favorite cheese balls. And there's
- 39:24Speaker 1: like the dorkiness of it. I also love.
- 39:27Speaker 7: Like I love just like, I'll watch like 20 minutes
- 39:29Speaker 7: of like the boringest scene, it has nothing to do
- 39:31Speaker 7: with Cody, and I'm like, I can't stop watching this
- 39:35Speaker 7: boring thing.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I just can't stop watching it.
- 39:37Speaker 5: They invented and have stuck with like making a meal
- 39:41Speaker 5: out of nothing. So they replay, they'll replay practically the
- 39:45Speaker 5: last episode, the next episode. When I watched the wrong one,
- 39:48Speaker 5: when I watched the wedding, When I tell you half
- 39:51Speaker 5: the episode is just them taking their pictures, like, McKelty,
- 39:54Speaker 5: your kids are happy.
- 39:55Speaker 4: You come over here now. No, Aspen, Aspen, now you come.
- 39:57Speaker 5: And it's like each section of the huge family taking
- 39:59Speaker 5: photos with interviews in between.
- 40:03Speaker 1: Of them going, you know what?
- 40:05Speaker 5: Plural marriage isn't for me. And I'm like, this has
- 40:08Speaker 5: been going on for 30 minutes now. And I am
- 40:10Speaker 5: riveted to just watching these people take photos.
- 40:12Speaker 7: Or like whenever they talk about or when they had
- 40:15Speaker 7: the niceties of like putting the meal together.
- 40:17Speaker 1: Everyone loves Mary's Rice Krispie Treats. And I make them
- 40:22Speaker 1: out of little turkeys. And I'm like, this is so,
- 40:26Speaker 1: I'm watching the geekiest family and I can't, I'm like,
- 40:30Speaker 1: it's geeky family who all fuck one guy. I'm like,
- 40:32Speaker 1: how is it?
- 40:33Speaker 6: How is this? Like, what is this?
- 40:36Speaker 7: And I was afraid as they all got divorced that
- 40:39Speaker 7: TLC would be like, sorry, we have to shut it
- 40:42Speaker 7: down because we can't afford to have, you know, different
- 40:44Speaker 7: crews in different cities. But thank God they did it. Please,
- 40:48Speaker 7: don't ever stop. And please have enough connection where Cody
- 40:52Speaker 7: has to come around and be like.
- 40:54Speaker 1: Hey, guys. I don't understand.
- 40:58Speaker 6: He doesn't understand why the kids, he doesn't have a
- 41:00Speaker 6: relationship with the other kids. It's like, do you understand
- 41:02Speaker 6: that you can pick up the phone, sir?
- 41:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:05Speaker 6: Do you know that you can send a text that
- 41:08Speaker 6: you're not living on top of a monastery that you
- 41:11Speaker 6: can't be connected to? He is so annoying and immature
- 41:17Speaker 6: when he talks about those. His own kids. His own kids. Listen, Cody.
- 41:22Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Robin. She was like, I don't say that.
- 41:26Speaker 1: He goes, I think we need to sell Coyote Pass.
- 41:27Speaker 1: And she's like, don't say that.
- 41:30Speaker 6: I can't even go there.
- 41:31Speaker 1: Yes, you can. I don't know if it's still around.
- 41:34Speaker 7: I need you to know that they have to sell
- 41:37Speaker 7: Coyote Pass. Somebody else has to build there.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Or don't.
- 41:39Speaker 9: Don't.
- 41:39Speaker 1: I don't think it looks that great.
- 41:41Speaker 4: No.
- 41:41Speaker 1: When Mary was like, don't leave, Christine. Look at that mountain.
- 41:44Speaker 1: Look at that mountain. I'm like, it's not that great
- 41:46Speaker 1: of a mountain. Like, who cares?
- 41:49Speaker 7: So there is a new Mormon show that I had
- 41:54Speaker 7: the girls on from, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.
- 41:57Speaker 1: And there's this girl, Jen Affleck. Parishi is married to
- 42:01Speaker 1: maybe like the second cousin of Ben Affleck named Zach Affleck.
- 42:05Speaker 1: And he is in medical school.
- 42:07Speaker 7: And he is what people are calling a Cody Light.
- 42:12Speaker 7: And now they only have each other. They had the
- 42:16Speaker 7: soft swinging stuff, but they never had– Multiple wives, nothing
- 42:20Speaker 7: like that.
- 42:20Speaker 4: Well, tell us what that show is about.
- 42:23Speaker 7: So there were these girls, and they were blowing up
- 42:26Speaker 7: during COVID, just doing TikTok stuff where they do the
- 42:30Speaker 7: voiceovers and the dances and just cute things like that.
- 42:33Speaker 7: And they were Mormon, and they're all pretty, and they
- 42:35Speaker 7: all have long caramel locks. And one day, this girl, Taylor,
- 42:41Speaker 7: just kind of freaks out because she went on Reddit
- 42:45Speaker 7: or something and saw that people were exposing the fact
- 42:48Speaker 7: that she and a couple... and a couple of the
- 42:50Speaker 7: other couples were doing something called soft swinging.
- 42:54Speaker 1: So, um, and what is that?
- 42:56Speaker 6: What is soft swinging?
- 42:58Speaker 7: She's, she has since explained that it started off with
- 43:01Speaker 7: first aid. They were like, you girls should kiss each other.
- 43:03Speaker 7: Then it was like, you girls should do a photo
- 43:05Speaker 7: shoot and lingerie. Then it was both boning their own partner,
- 43:09Speaker 7: but on a bed together. Then there was a little
- 43:13Speaker 7: bit of like touching whatever. Then it was getting with
- 43:17Speaker 7: each other's partner's doing everything but penetration. Then they were like,
- 43:23Speaker 7: this is getting to be too much. So then, and
- 43:25Speaker 7: then there were feelings being caught. Then the husband was
- 43:28Speaker 7: calling Taylor and she'd know what she was going to do.
- 43:30Speaker 7: And then there was another husband that was like calling her.
- 43:33Speaker 7: And so she had basically had three guys, one being
- 43:35Speaker 7: her husband going after her. And she then was like,
- 43:40Speaker 7: oh my gosh, you know, now it's out there, but
- 43:42Speaker 7: it really wasn't. It was like, you know, And so
- 43:45Speaker 7: then she just went off on TikTok one day and
- 43:47Speaker 7: was like, yeah.
- 43:48Speaker 1: We're soft swingers and whatever. And everyone's like, what? These
- 43:51Speaker 1: Mormons are soft swingers?
- 43:52Speaker 7: So then a few of the TikTok people that were
- 43:54Speaker 7: in this mom talk where she just found these other
- 43:57Speaker 7: Mormon women and was like, hey, on Wednesdays, come over
- 43:59Speaker 7: and we do a bunch of things and we all
- 44:01Speaker 7: tag each other and our numbers grow and whatever.
- 44:03Speaker 1: We sell baking goods.
- 44:04Speaker 7: And so then it became this huge explosive thing. And
- 44:09Speaker 7: then they got their own TV show. And in it,
- 44:12Speaker 7: the original swinger girls, have all gotten divorced and are
- 44:18Speaker 7: not part.
- 44:19Speaker 1: Of this cast.
- 44:21Speaker 7: This was some original people from MomTalk, and then it
- 44:24Speaker 7: was girls who were kind of in the world that
- 44:26Speaker 7: were then cast. So that's where it got confusing, because
- 44:30Speaker 7: when I first tried to watch it, I was like,
- 44:33Speaker 7: who was participating in this MomTalk swing sock or whatever?
- 44:38Speaker 1: And so that's the case.
- 44:39Speaker 7: So now that girl... then met another, got divorced. Everybody
- 44:43Speaker 7: is like getting married at 19 and divorced by 24.
- 44:45Speaker 7: And then the other girl gets married, I mean, gets pregnant.
- 44:48Speaker 7: She's pregnant with this guy named, with Dakota, this guy
- 44:51Speaker 7: named Dakota, who was also like a, like an influencer, whatever,
- 44:56Speaker 7: addict turned like LDS. So he, so their drama is
- 45:01Speaker 7: going on. And then this guy is going to medical
- 45:04Speaker 7: school and she came on my show and she's real cute.
- 45:07Speaker 1: She's probably more Mormon than the others.
- 45:09Speaker 7: And they go to Las Vegas and they go to
- 45:11Speaker 7: the Chippendales thing. And he is one of the last episodes.
- 45:18Speaker 1: So you got to catch up.
- 45:18Speaker 7: But he is not happy about it. And he's like,
- 45:23Speaker 7: you know, how dare you? And she's like, it's not
- 45:25Speaker 7: that he's controlling. It's just that he loves me so much.
- 45:28Speaker 1: He care. He's just thinking about me all the time.
- 45:32Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's like, but he wants me to kiss
- 45:34Speaker 6: my friend, my neighbor, who's a girl, and that's fine.
- 45:37Speaker 1: No, no, they're not part of the swinging.
- 45:38Speaker 6: Oh, okay.
- 45:39Speaker 5: Is anyone on the current show part of swinging?
- 45:41Speaker 8: No.
- 45:42Speaker 1: Okay.
- 45:42Speaker 6: Oh.
- 45:43Speaker 4: So what do we care?
- 45:43Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, why are we interested?
- 45:47Speaker 4: What is it about?
- 45:47Speaker 6: What are we doing?
- 45:48Speaker 1: It's basically, you.
- 45:49Speaker 7: Know, it's just kind of like a younger version of Housewives. Like,
- 45:53Speaker 7: they're younger, they're like a little bit nicer to each other,
- 45:56Speaker 7: they're still a little stark, they're a little jealous. Like,
- 45:59Speaker 7: and then this one girl named Whitney, she's kind of
- 46:04Speaker 7: on the outs with people, and her child almost died
- 46:08Speaker 7: of like, he's fine now, but when he was an infant,
- 46:10Speaker 7: he almost died of like RSV or something. And he
- 46:14Speaker 7: was like in the little glass, like NICU thing, and
- 46:18Speaker 7: she took that moment to put up her phone and
- 46:20Speaker 7: like do a dance that he stopped breathing, but now
- 46:22Speaker 7: he's doing better. And it went like viral for not
- 46:26Speaker 7: the right reasons. And then she felt badly, but I
- 46:30Speaker 7: think that also added to them getting a show.
- 46:32Speaker 1: Right. And the kid is okay.
- 46:33Speaker 7: But she was like, I was just really in the
- 46:35Speaker 7: mood to dance, but then she also then told people, no,
- 46:38Speaker 7: she was doing it for views.
- 46:39Speaker 6: I'm like, So does them being Mormon have anything to
- 46:43Speaker 6: do with the show?
- 46:43Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot.
- 46:44Speaker 6: Okay.
- 46:45Speaker 7: About, you know, like they talk like all this stuff.
- 46:49Speaker 7: The garments, you know, if you're pregnant before you're married,
- 46:52Speaker 7: don't have sex before you're married.
- 46:56Speaker 1: Soaking is a real thing.
- 46:57Speaker 6: Soaking.
- 46:58Speaker 1: Sure. And that's where you just like park it, but
- 47:01Speaker 1: don't move it in the bed. Yeah.
- 47:05Speaker 7: And they're all like pretty and cute and they're kind
- 47:07Speaker 7: of fun. It's just like a very young, it's like
- 47:09Speaker 7: a younger character. It's like how, Casey said this too.
- 47:12Speaker 7: She's like, I feel like I'm watching a little bit
- 47:14Speaker 7: of Teen Mom.
- 47:15Speaker 1: It does feel very young.
- 47:16Speaker 7: I mean, because they're very young. But it, I mean,
- 47:19Speaker 7: it's a legit hit. People are watching it.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
- 47:22Speaker 6: I mean, at this point, it's like people have created
- 47:26Speaker 6: so many things to do like around intercourse. Do you
- 47:31Speaker 6: know what I mean? Like it doesn't count like if
- 47:33Speaker 6: I do it in the butt or if I do
- 47:34Speaker 6: it in the mouth or if I do it in whatever.
- 47:36Speaker 6: Now we're at the point where you can literally stick
- 47:38Speaker 6: the peen in Just not move it.
- 47:40Speaker 1: Well, that's only in the Mormon. But that is true, though.
- 47:43Speaker 6: But that's like a thing that it's just like, when
- 47:47Speaker 6: are we Mormon or whatever? It's like, you're beating around
- 47:52Speaker 6: the bush, so to speak. You know what I mean? Like,
- 47:54Speaker 6: why are we doing it? What are we doing here?
- 47:55Speaker 6: The thing is in the thing.
- 47:58Speaker 1: Oh, and then also, small world. Do you remember from
- 48:01Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie Harrington? Yes. So
- 48:06Speaker 1: she came on my show, too. Her ex-husband. is now
- 48:09Speaker 1: married to one of the girls.
- 48:11Speaker 4: Oh, on the show.
- 48:12Speaker 7: Yes, and she, Demi, came on my show and she
- 48:14Speaker 7: told me that, but I don't think she said it
- 48:16Speaker 7: on the show.
- 48:17Speaker 1: And they're all friends.
- 48:18Speaker 4: Because this is in Salt Lake City.
- 48:20Speaker 1: Yeah, and all these.
- 48:21Speaker 7: Mormons are all wanting to be on TV and are
- 48:24Speaker 7: all pretty friendly. And, you know, just going to soda
- 48:29Speaker 7: shops and soaking.
- 48:31Speaker 6: Soaking.
- 48:32Speaker 1: Soaking in soda shops.
- 48:34Speaker 4: Praying to John Smith or whatever his name is.
- 48:36Speaker 1: But this girl, she wore my dress, but in a
- 48:39Speaker 1: short version.
- 48:40Speaker 3: Oh.
- 48:41Speaker 1: So you guys can see that from what I wore
- 48:43Speaker 1: at the wedding and at my party. So whatever. Brittany,
- 48:48Speaker 1: after the VMAs, went, took to her Instagram. And she talked.
- 48:54Speaker 7: And she's like, I was watching the VMAs. And there's
- 48:57Speaker 7: this girl. Her name is Sabrina. And she was on
- 49:01Speaker 7: stage kissing an alien. I don't realize that that was weird.
- 49:05Speaker 7: I don't know why she was kissing an alien. I
- 49:07Speaker 7: don't know why she didn't just kiss a girl. But
- 49:09Speaker 7: this Sabrina girl, she mentioned my name on the red carpet.
- 49:13Speaker 7: And I thought that was pretty cool because, I mean,
- 49:16Speaker 7: sometimes I forget I'm famous because I'm just like a mom.
- 49:21Speaker 7: And I thought this whole thing was like so like
- 49:26Speaker 7: weird and disturbing. First of all, you're a mom who
- 49:29Speaker 7: unfortunately has not been raising her kids for the last
- 49:33Speaker 7: how many years?
- 49:34Speaker 1: They live in Hawaii.
- 49:35Speaker 7: The latest thing is that she is going to continue
- 49:38Speaker 7: to pay kids. K-Fed child support until the one boy is.
- 49:43Speaker 1: Graduating in November, which is weird.
- 49:45Speaker 7: I don't know if he goes to an alternative school.
- 49:46Speaker 7: I don't know who graduates in November, but he's 18.
- 49:48Speaker 7: He's graduating in November. But of course, if he goes
- 49:51Speaker 7: to college, I'm sure she'll somehow support him. But if
- 49:53Speaker 7: she's supporting them, at least she'll give it directly to them, whatever.
- 49:58Speaker 1: But K-Fed, he has other kids. He's raised the kids, whatever.
- 50:03Speaker 1: I mean, and then A lot of people are disturbed, like,
- 50:09Speaker 1: by her teeth and stuff. And I don't know why
- 50:11Speaker 1: they're so spread out. I don't know, like, if she
- 50:12Speaker 1: lost a retainer. My sister used to take off her
- 50:15Speaker 1: retainer and then wrap it in a napkin. And then
- 50:17Speaker 1: we'd be, like, walking, leaving the restaurant or something. And
- 50:20Speaker 1: she'd be like, oh, my God.
- 50:21Speaker 7: And I remember we, like, were in a trash can
- 50:23Speaker 7: in Hawaii, like an outside trash can. She was so
- 50:26Speaker 7: scared that my parents would make us feel that. I
- 50:29Speaker 7: wonder now, like, how much it really was. But they
- 50:31Speaker 7: made us feel like those retainers worked. 12 million dollars and.
- 50:35Speaker 8: If we lost one we were gonna lose the house
- 50:38Speaker 8: we're gonna lose that you lost you wrapped it up
- 50:40Speaker 8: in a napkin i don't know i just feel like
- 50:42Speaker 8: she might have one of those kind of teeth that
- 50:44Speaker 8: move a lot and she needs to like get that
- 50:45Speaker 8: invisalign going i don't know what it why.
- 50:48Speaker 5: It's a truly a travesty because she had the prettiest
- 50:51Speaker 5: smile yeah i loved her smile you know people do
- 50:56Speaker 5: speculate that it's the type of um drugs or speed
- 51:01Speaker 5: that there's very specific type of drugs that will decay
- 51:05Speaker 5: your teeth.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Which is meth.
- 51:06Speaker 6: It's what I've heard.
- 51:07Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 51:08Speaker 4: And it could be a mix of with maybe pharmaceutical speed.
- 51:11Speaker 5: I don't really know.
- 51:12Speaker 1: I don't think they look decayed. They look white. They're spread.
- 51:16Speaker 1: She just has splits in them. And I don't know.
- 51:19Speaker 4: She literally has a gap in her.
- 51:22Speaker 7: I remember reading that when she was under the conservatorship,
- 51:25Speaker 7: she wanted to go to the dentist and get them
- 51:27Speaker 7: fixed again because they were moving.
- 51:29Speaker 1: And they were like, no. Because it would have taken
- 51:32Speaker 1: money out of the conservatorship.
- 51:35Speaker 7: So she, it just was sad because I'm like, okay,
- 51:39Speaker 7: you know, she's like, why didn't you just kiss a girl?
- 51:41Speaker 7: So I'm like, okay, you do remember that you kissed
- 51:43Speaker 7: Madonna and that was a moment, a major moment. I
- 51:45Speaker 7: believe that she was referencing that. Sometimes I'm like, is
- 51:50Speaker 7: she totally clueless or is she not? Like, like she
- 51:53Speaker 7: brought this up and I don't know. It was just like,
- 51:58Speaker 7: you're just spinning around by yourself and it's, Maybe, yeah,
- 52:01Speaker 7: maybe you don't want to be at the MTV Awards,
- 52:03Speaker 7: but still, it was just, I don't know.
- 52:06Speaker 1: And then she did a dance, and.
- 52:10Speaker 7: She, you know, put on a green and yellow bikini
- 52:13Speaker 7: with a red felt fedora hat and some brown suede
- 52:19Speaker 7: sensible boots, as one dances in that outfit. And then I, like,
- 52:23Speaker 7: zoomed in.
- 52:23Speaker 4: Don't forget that the hat's red.
- 52:24Speaker 6: Did you say that?
- 52:25Speaker 1: I don't even know. Oh, you're looking at the background.
- 52:27Speaker 1: I was looking at the background, and I was like,
- 52:28Speaker 1: here are some Easter bunnies.
- 52:31Speaker 4: And some outfit options.
- 52:32Speaker 1: And some outfit options.
- 52:34Speaker 4: That she just went, you know what? I'm just going
- 52:35Speaker 4: to go in the bikini. I'm not even going to
- 52:36Speaker 4: put the shirt on.
- 52:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
- 52:40Speaker 3: You know.
- 52:43Speaker 4: What's in the back to the right? Is that a suitcase?
- 52:47Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like a kid's suitcase.
- 52:50Speaker 7: Remember how people that I would talk a lot about
- 52:52Speaker 7: this conspiracy theories that are like, it isn't her and
- 52:55Speaker 7: it's a green screen and all this other stuff. I
- 52:57Speaker 7: do believe now it's been her this whole time.
- 53:00Speaker 1: It is her. This is her. Instagram.
- 53:03Speaker 7: And I think the people around her don't really care
- 53:06Speaker 7: what she posts. They're not expecting her to really make
- 53:10Speaker 7: a big comeback or ever, like, perform on a regular basis.
- 53:13Speaker 1: The book is done. The book is going to become
- 53:15Speaker 1: a movie.
- 53:17Speaker 7: And, you know, she's not hurting anybody and she wants
- 53:20Speaker 7: to stay home and she wants to spin around in
- 53:21Speaker 7: her foyer.
- 53:23Speaker 1: That's it. That's it, people.
- 53:25Speaker 4: It's too bad she doesn't make the subscription only.
- 53:28Speaker 1: I know. I mean, that's what Spencer Pratt said, too. OnlyFans,
- 53:33Speaker 1: if you just did.
- 53:34Speaker 7: All this on OnlyFans and did answer questions, whatever, people
- 53:38Speaker 7: would never stop.
- 53:39Speaker 6: You're right.
- 53:40Speaker 1: Because she does a ton where she just has.
- 53:41Speaker 5: Her boobs like that, which is perfect for OnlyFans.
- 53:44Speaker 1: I don't even think you have to show anything.
- 53:46Speaker 7: I think if she just made this all subscription on
- 53:49Speaker 7: Instagram or on OnlyFans, she would make a killing.
- 53:52Speaker 6: It's hat week, you guys. I'm going to wear bikinis
- 53:55Speaker 6: and weird hats.
- 53:57Speaker 1: I don't know why her people don't say that.
- 54:00Speaker 7: Meredith of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. This is
- 54:05Speaker 7: kind of weird and sad and strange. She's undergoing her
- 54:07Speaker 7: third breast reduction.
- 54:10Speaker 1: She did an interview and she said that she has something.
- 54:17Speaker 7: That makes her breasts grow. She said due to some
- 54:21Speaker 7: weird condition that causes her breast tissue to keep growing.
- 54:25Speaker 7: Her chest has continued to grow, and she believes there
- 54:28Speaker 7: might be a hormonal cause behind the unusual issue. But
- 54:31Speaker 7: in the meantime, she keeps undergoing surgery. I'm like, this
- 54:38Speaker 7: is weird and awful.
- 54:40Speaker 1: Like, someone needs to... An.
- 54:42Speaker 5: Undiagnosed made-up thing, though, that she said her mom also had, which, yeah.
- 54:48Speaker 4: I don't think your boobs are getting bigger.
- 54:49Speaker 5: I think they're getting longer as all of ours do
- 54:52Speaker 5: as you age. And I'm like, do I feel my
- 54:55Speaker 5: boobs sitting next to my belly button? Like when I'm driving,
- 54:58Speaker 5: I'm like, is that my boob all the way down there?
- 55:01Speaker 4: What's going on?
- 55:02Speaker 5: But I mean, I don't you your breast tissue grows
- 55:05Speaker 5: when you gain weight. And I mean, it is hormonal
- 55:07Speaker 5: if she's.
- 55:09Speaker 7: I think I remember when she had some confessional look.
- 55:13Speaker 6: Breastplate. Wrath of Khan. What was that breastplate? Wrath of Khan.
- 55:18Speaker 7: I did a live Juicy Scoop in Brea, and I
- 55:21Speaker 7: think it was the night that Will Smith hit Chris Rock.
- 55:25Speaker 7: And I got a man's chest plate, and I dressed
- 55:29Speaker 7: up like Meredith Marks, and I wore that.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Now I feel kind.
- 55:33Speaker 7: Of bad, and I don't really understand. I still don't
- 55:36Speaker 7: know if that was a breastplate, what she was doing.
- 55:38Speaker 7: If this has something to do with this weird disease.
- 55:43Speaker 7: But also it's just like, I mean, of all the
- 55:46Speaker 7: things to have, it's like my boobs just can't stop
- 55:48Speaker 7: growing at 50.
- 55:49Speaker 1: Like it's just me, but it's, I don't know. It's like,
- 55:53Speaker 1: it's very strange.
- 55:53Speaker 7: And I'm not saying she's not telling the truth, but
- 55:55Speaker 7: like how can some expert needs to weigh in? Because
- 55:58Speaker 7: it's not healthy to go under surgery like every year.
- 56:01Speaker 5: Breast reductions are like major surgery. Not like taking out
- 56:05Speaker 5: an implant and putting a smaller implant in. Like they
- 56:07Speaker 5: have to cut down from your nipple to do a
- 56:10Speaker 5: breast reduction and Stassi Schroeder got one, and I mean,
- 56:14Speaker 5: it's intense. It's not something you want to do more
- 56:16Speaker 5: than once, and I'm surprised they even would do.
- 56:19Speaker 1: It more than once. Speaking of Stassi, she has her
- 56:22Speaker 1: third book out, and it's doing very well.
- 56:25Speaker 7: It's called You Can't Have It All. And I always
- 56:28Speaker 7: said if I was going to write a third book,
- 56:29Speaker 7: it was going to be called Having It Most.
- 56:33Speaker 1: It's great. I get why she says it, because she's
- 56:36Speaker 1: got two little kids. It's trying to do it all.
- 56:39Speaker 7: And anyway, everyone's really liking the book. And she's doing great.
- 56:43Speaker 5: And she's going on Vanderpump Chalet or whatever, right?
- 56:49Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. She's going on the Vanderpump Villa. Okay. I
- 56:52Speaker 1: don't know. She was the first person I ever had
- 56:55Speaker 1: from Vanderpump on Juicy Scoop. And I wasn't even really
- 56:58Speaker 1: watching the show. And she was great.
- 57:01Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 57:01Speaker 1: She was great. I'd love to have her back on
- 57:03Speaker 1: here talking about her third book. Because she's very, like,
- 57:05Speaker 1: honest in her book. And people are really... liking it,
- 57:08Speaker 1: and she really did have quite the comeback.
- 57:10Speaker 4: Yeah, and her books are huge bestsellers.
- 57:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 57:12Speaker 4: They're huge.
- 57:13Speaker 6: They're fun.
- 57:14Speaker 1: So, I don't know, Meredith, what do you think about
- 57:16Speaker 1: your boobs?
- 57:17Speaker 6: Stop brutalizing my breastplate. My boobs are growing, and I
- 57:23Speaker 6: need to have another surgery.
- 57:27Speaker 1: When does this new show air? I wish it was
- 57:29Speaker 1: coming out before our show.
- 57:31Speaker 4: No, Wednesday.
- 57:31Speaker 6: Oh, this Wednesday?
- 57:33Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Oh, then we can talk about it in... We will
- 57:35Speaker 1: be covering this.
- 57:37Speaker 7: In that portion of the exciting live show in Vegas, people.
- 57:43Speaker 7: And you said you watched the trailer and you were
- 57:45Speaker 7: excited about the trailer.
- 57:47Speaker 5: I mean, I watched a sneak preview of Meredith and
- 57:50Speaker 5: Whitney fighting in that classic, whatever ski lodge thing they
- 57:54Speaker 5: go to, you know, where they all get in the
- 57:56Speaker 5: fights where they confront Jen Shaw.
- 57:58Speaker 1: They're all in furs.
- 58:00Speaker 5: It's like Housewives on 10. Everybody's showing up hot. And
- 58:04Speaker 5: she basically, Meredith, confronts Whitney for coming out with a
- 58:08Speaker 5: bath bomb. When Whitney has.
- 58:11Speaker 4: Oh, like a product.
- 58:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:13Speaker 1: So Whitney came out with a product called... With a
- 58:15Speaker 1: bath bomb. And she was like, how are you doing?
- 58:16Speaker 1: That's my thing.
- 58:17Speaker 5: Yeah. Under Wild Rose... like cosmetics and skincare. She already
- 58:21Speaker 5: has a thing for skincare.
- 58:23Speaker 6: You know, Seth and I, that's our thing.
- 58:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 58:25Speaker 6: That we take baths and I clean as taint with
- 58:27Speaker 6: my bath ball toe. I don't know what you're talking about, Whitney,
- 58:32Speaker 6: why you had to go in there and do a bath,
- 58:33Speaker 6: my thing.
- 58:35Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly what she does.
- 58:36Speaker 7: And then she goes, Justin and I have always enjoyed
- 58:39Speaker 7: having baths. And yes, our relationship, came at a time
- 58:43Speaker 7: when we were with other people but it was a
- 58:45Speaker 7: bathtub that brought us together originally and for her to
- 58:47Speaker 7: think that she can own bath balls it's kind of
- 58:51Speaker 7: ridiculous i also have.
- 58:52Speaker 1: A jewelry line that's jewelry with a purpose does she
- 58:56Speaker 1: oh like what is the purpose jewelry with intention they're
- 59:00Speaker 1: like also tools oh oh oh like it's like oh it's.
- 59:02Speaker 5: Like oh you thought it was a hammer or is
- 59:04Speaker 5: this look oh i have a screwdriver on.
- 59:06Speaker 6: Me yeah because that's the purpose.
- 59:09Speaker 4: No, it's like about Jesus.
- 59:11Speaker 1: I don't know it's about Jesus. I don't know.
- 59:14Speaker 4: Well, basically, she's like, I said that at the reunion.
- 59:17Speaker 6: I told you guys that I like a bath ball.
- 59:19Speaker 4: Oh, really?
- 59:22Speaker 6: I was going to do a bath ball.
- 59:23Speaker 4: They cut to the freaking... I think it's a bomb.
- 59:26Speaker 6: A bomb.
- 59:28Speaker 4: But it's still a bomb.
- 59:28Speaker 1: It's a ball that you throw in the tub and
- 59:30Speaker 1: then it's like a bomb.
- 59:32Speaker 5: So she basically says there's a joke about how they're
- 59:35Speaker 5: discussing how Whitney said.
- 59:37Speaker 4: She's just weird. She's always taking baths. It's just weird.
- 59:40Speaker 4: So it comes up whatever in the reunion.
- 59:42Speaker 5: And then Meredith makes a joke like somebody goes, oh,
- 59:45Speaker 5: you should do a bath thing, a bath bomb.
- 59:47Speaker 4: And she's like, oh, yeah, ha, ha, ha. Meanwhile, it's
- 59:50Speaker 4: like you have a clothing store. You don't have a
- 59:53Speaker 4: Because she has a jewelry line. Meredith has a jewelry line, too.
- 59:57Speaker 6: Oh, that's right.
- 59:57Speaker 4: She does have a jewelry line.
- 59:58Speaker 1: Yeah, she does.
- 59:59Speaker 5: So she's like, I sold your skincare in my store
- 1:00:02Speaker 5: and there was no bath bomb in it. And Whitney's like, yeah,
- 1:00:04Speaker 5: because you didn't want it. But I've had it for
- 1:00:07Speaker 5: six years or whatever.
- 1:00:08Speaker 7: Here's the thing that I love. I love that they
- 1:00:12Speaker 7: do it on Selling Sunset. I've been begging for it
- 1:00:15Speaker 7: to be more part of the Real Housewives. They're doing
- 1:00:17Speaker 7: it a little bit on, I see glimpses of it.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: But it's like talking about, we are on a show.
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: You pissed me off when you went on Watch What
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: Happens Live and you said this.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: We're all trying to get our products, you know. Like,
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: just be honest. We're not pretending anymore. Just, like, say
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: all that stuff. And I think they're starting to now.
- 1:00:37Speaker 7: But, like, yeah, I do want to hear that because
- 1:00:39Speaker 7: the whole point is we're on this show so that
- 1:00:41Speaker 7: we kind of can, so one of us can, so
- 1:00:44Speaker 7: we can all have one thing that, like, keeps it going.
- 1:00:47Speaker 7: And besides Lisa Vanderpump with send me to the rules
- 1:00:51Speaker 7: and I'll come leading the pack.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: Wolf, the sexiest restaurant in all of Nevada. Yeah, at
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: least I've had a pub. I've always had restaurants.
- 1:01:02Speaker 7: These bitches couldn't stop me from serving a goat cheese
- 1:01:05Speaker 7: bowl in all different states and casinos across Nevada.
- 1:01:09Speaker 4: The sexiest.
- 1:01:11Speaker 9: Wolf.
- 1:01:12Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's really hard to make a candle take off.
- 1:01:15Speaker 7: And in Potomac, the girls fought about the candle, how
- 1:01:18Speaker 7: many wicks.
- 1:01:20Speaker 5: And Karen's never done anything. She always acted like she
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: was going to do the candle, and she never did.
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: The products are hard, people.
- 1:01:26Speaker 4: They're hard.
- 1:01:26Speaker 7: I remember Heather Dubrow did like a champagne. She just
- 1:01:30Speaker 7: featured another champagne. But she told me champagne's hard because
- 1:01:34Speaker 7: it's like a lot to pack and send. People have
- 1:01:38Speaker 7: to think of things that are like, or the company
- 1:01:40Speaker 7: has to do it for you, or I don't know.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: I can't help these people.
- 1:01:44Speaker 4: You can't help them. And by the way, we are
- 1:01:45Speaker 4: sick of the friend group. It's like, at this point,
- 1:01:49Speaker 4: you might as well just say the cast.
- 1:01:50Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: Just say the cast.
- 1:01:51Speaker 6: You were my friend.
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I brought you into this group. Just say, listen, you
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: wanted to come on this show.
- 1:01:57Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:01:59Speaker 4: The producers asked me to help you, and I did.
- 1:02:01Speaker 1: And I did. And now you're a fucking bitch.
- 1:02:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:02:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:04Speaker 4: It's the cast. It's the show. Let's all stop pretending.
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: You guys don't even speak when you're not filming. Every
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: time it's like, I haven't seen her since we were
- 1:02:13Speaker 5: in New York.
- 1:02:14Speaker 4: And it's like, for the reunion.
- 1:02:15Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: Ever since New York.
- 1:02:18Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: Like they went to go see like Cats on Broadway.
- 1:02:21Speaker 7: Remember when we went to see Cats on Broadway? And
- 1:02:23Speaker 7: then we were also filming a reunion for the show.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: It's like so new. Speaking of which, Dr.
- 1:02:28Speaker 7: Nicole Martin, who is the really cute girl. She is
- 1:02:31Speaker 7: an anesthesiologist, a real one. And she had her second baby.
- 1:02:37Speaker 7: She's married to a very wealthy, personal injury, I believe, attorney.
- 1:02:41Speaker 7: And she is not returning to Miami. She said she
- 1:02:44Speaker 7: suffered postpartum with this baby. And she just doesn't want
- 1:02:50Speaker 7: to do the show anymore.
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: Postpartum anxiety.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: So she's feeling like a lot of anxiety, which I
- 1:02:56Speaker 5: guess is different than depression.
- 1:02:58Speaker 4: Did you have any postpartum?
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: I did not. But there is this weird thing.
- 1:03:03Speaker 7: That I didn't like people say sometimes they're like, I
- 1:03:07Speaker 7: have visions of like going out on a balcony and
- 1:03:09Speaker 7: like throwing the kid off the balcony.
- 1:03:11Speaker 4: That's like Brooke Shields said. And she had it very bad.
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: I never wanted to do that, but it was like,
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: but I do now.
- 1:03:17Speaker 6: Sorry.
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: No, but I do remember thinking about it, that it
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: would freak me out to the point where like, I
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: wouldn't even want to go near a balcony.
- 1:03:28Speaker 7: Um, because the thought was in my head, but I
- 1:03:31Speaker 7: never associated with like a postpartum. I never like, wasn't
- 1:03:34Speaker 7: happy to wake up in the morning or anything like that.
- 1:03:37Speaker 7: But I think it's an important thing to talk about.
- 1:03:40Speaker 7: And I also just think he's really rich. She has
- 1:03:42Speaker 7: her own career. Her kids are little. And if you
- 1:03:46Speaker 7: were suffering with any kind of anxiety, I don't think
- 1:03:49Speaker 7: anything can give you more anxiety than I had a
- 1:03:52Speaker 7: few drinks.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I talked shit about my castmate.
- 1:03:54Speaker 7: Now this is going to haunt me for the next
- 1:03:56Speaker 7: seven months until I see what makes the cutting room floor.
- 1:03:59Speaker 7: And what makes it like, I think there's so much
- 1:04:01Speaker 7: that goes in of just like waking up at three
- 1:04:04Speaker 7: in the morning and being worried and then reading all
- 1:04:06Speaker 7: the comments. And I think she just is like, she
- 1:04:09Speaker 7: doesn't need it.
- 1:04:10Speaker 6: Here's another reason to have anxiety. This is just my opinion. Okay.
- 1:04:15Speaker 6: This is what I've thought from the very beginning.
- 1:04:17Speaker 5: She has been saying this from the beginning.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: What is your theory?
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: I believe, and I can't ever remember her husband's name.
- 1:04:25Speaker 6: I do, or I should say, I do not believe
- 1:04:27Speaker 6: he is that rich from just doing law.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:04:31Speaker 6: I believe, much like some of the other husbands who
- 1:04:34Speaker 6: have been exposed and found out to be doing illegal things.
- 1:04:37Speaker 1: And housewives.
- 1:04:39Speaker 6: And housewives. And housewives. I think that there might be
- 1:04:44Speaker 6: some anxiety because there might be someone sniffing around him. No,
- 1:04:46Speaker 6: we know.
- 1:04:47Speaker 5: Well, we know for a fact. She said this, I think,
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: in a reunion. They accused another housewife on there.
- 1:04:53Speaker 4: I'm not sure which one.
- 1:04:54Speaker 5: Alexia or someone, of having him followed when he was
- 1:04:59Speaker 5: in New York. He's a personal injury attorney and he's very, very, very,
- 1:05:02Speaker 5: very wealthy.
- 1:05:02Speaker 6: I don't know what, unless they had some huge, huge,
- 1:05:06Speaker 6: huge class action where he got a billion dollars in
- 1:05:12Speaker 6: his own pocket.
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: Which is possible.
- 1:05:13Speaker 6: It's possible. Though, I don't know. And if that's the case,
- 1:05:17Speaker 6: then fine.
- 1:05:18Speaker 3: Then I'm wrong.
- 1:05:19Speaker 6: How is he that rich?
- 1:05:21Speaker 7: But I think anything, I think, of course, um, anything
- 1:05:26Speaker 7: that we put, you're on this show in 2024 and
- 1:05:31Speaker 7: people that are bored or whatever, they will find every
- 1:05:34Speaker 7: little thing about you and expose it. And then now
- 1:05:37Speaker 7: you and your husband are fighting and it might not
- 1:05:39Speaker 7: even turn into something big, but now you're fighting and
- 1:05:43Speaker 7: you're just like, it's not worth it. I don't think,
- 1:05:46Speaker 7: I think she's a pretty girl and I think she
- 1:05:47Speaker 7: had fun doing it, but I don't, being that she
- 1:05:50Speaker 7: actually is a medical doctor i don't think she was
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: at the level of thirst as the other women yep
- 1:05:56Speaker 7: and so she left and you know got wonderful response
- 1:06:01Speaker 7: from leaving and i say leave i say leave we
- 1:06:04Speaker 7: don't need people sniffing around your business no you don't
- 1:06:06Speaker 7: need um stress and you don't need to be leaving
- 1:06:09Speaker 7: your little kids i mean her kids are very little
- 1:06:12Speaker 7: and also we know that um lenny of Lisa and Lenny,
- 1:06:18Speaker 7: he had his 28-year-old girlfriend, fiancée, Katharina, and they have
- 1:06:24Speaker 7: ended their engagement.
- 1:06:26Speaker 5: Shocker.
- 1:06:26Speaker 7: And she was then posted a photo of her on
- 1:06:28Speaker 7: a boat with some dude like you're everything or whatever.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Big shocker. So that's nice.
- 1:06:35Speaker 7: But when I think about everything, all the tears that
- 1:06:37Speaker 7: Lisa went through only to have them break up.
- 1:06:40Speaker 5: Yep.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: Like before the next season, even.
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:43Speaker 7: Like I just, I should be like, you know, like
- 1:06:45Speaker 7: I feel so badly for her that she wasted all
- 1:06:49Speaker 7: that energy. If only there was a crystal ball, if
- 1:06:52Speaker 7: only Tyler Henry could have been like.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Oh, I see her.
- 1:06:56Speaker 7: I see her husband and he's with a, he's with a,
- 1:06:59Speaker 7: like a very tall skinny girl.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: And yeah, I see a ring, but then, but it's gone.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: Then it's gone around. I see two, four, like, 2024
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: and the ring is gone. So you shouldn't worry about it.
- 1:07:11Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: Every other than that, I think everything's fine. Like it
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: was too bad because.
- 1:07:16Speaker 7: Thinking that woman was going to be like walking in
- 1:07:18Speaker 7: your house and taking care of your kids for all
- 1:07:20Speaker 7: these years. I think that really added to her being upset,
- 1:07:24Speaker 7: but he'll find another.
- 1:07:25Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:07:26Speaker 1: Oh, sure. Very soon.
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:07:27Speaker 4: Probably that she'll be upset about.
- 1:07:29Speaker 5: I mean, she's going to be upset because he acts,
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: you know, erratic and rude to her.
- 1:07:34Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 1:07:35Speaker 4: You know, and when she's in his space and, when
- 1:07:37Speaker 4: he's with somebody.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: So hopefully, hopefully he doesn't find someone for a bit
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: and they can sort of like get to a place
- 1:07:44Speaker 5: where it's not so much animosity.
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: Yes. And you're going to love this one.
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: This comes from the Real Housewives Zone. There is someone
- 1:07:51Speaker 7: going around saying they were in a parking lot and
- 1:07:54Speaker 7: they saw She By Sheree and said, Oh, She By Sheree,
- 1:07:59Speaker 7: can I get a photo?
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: And then she's like, sure. Very nice of her. So
- 1:08:04Speaker 1: they took a photo with like his, his own phone.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: And she goes, that'll be $ 5.
- 1:08:07Speaker 6: No.
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: This is what he's saying.
- 1:08:11Speaker 6: No way.
- 1:08:12Speaker 7: So you would think that's not true, right? Well, she
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: responded being like, you're ungrateful. I should have charged you.
- 1:08:19Speaker 7: Most people charge 10. So I do believe this story
- 1:08:23Speaker 7: happened because of her response. This is why sometimes people
- 1:08:28Speaker 7: from the Heather McDonald consulting business just don't respond.
- 1:08:33Speaker 1: Just don't respond. But yeah.
- 1:08:38Speaker 6: Did she think she was at like a BravoCon? Like
- 1:08:41Speaker 6: at a thing where I paid $ 50?
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: I think she's desperate and I think that she is like,
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: why am I continually stopping to take photos with people
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: and get nothing for it? That's what I think.
- 1:08:52Speaker 4: Is she on the new season?
- 1:08:54Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:08:55Speaker 6: I don't either.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: But we know Phaedra's back. But yeah, I mean, she
- 1:09:00Speaker 5: should have charged us.
- 1:09:01Speaker 7: If she is on the new season, I hope this
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: gets brought up. And I hope they mention that she's
- 1:09:07Speaker 7: famous from the show and not from Sheba Sheree joggers.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Joggers, spring, fall. Joggers are going to be in September.
- 1:09:15Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: I thought that was hilarious. There was an event. This
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: Elizabeth Vargas, who used to be on OC, she posted this.
- 1:09:28Speaker 1: And Kyle and Morgan both spoke. I'm going to make
- 1:09:32Speaker 1: you love me. And according to the rumors, the rumors.
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: Innuendo. The rumors.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: Rumors. They were allegedly coming out.
- 1:09:46Speaker 7: Like there was going to be a bigger announcement that
- 1:09:48Speaker 7: they were going to be a couple.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: And then the rumors, the rumors.
- 1:09:53Speaker 7: Were that right before Kyle found something that made her
- 1:10:00Speaker 7: not trust Morgan as being.
- 1:10:03Speaker 6: The one and only. Morgan, what are you doing, girl?
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: Now, these are all rumors. And of course, we still
- 1:10:10Speaker 1: don't know what we'll see in the show, if they
- 1:10:12Speaker 1: will ever.
- 1:10:14Speaker 7: truly act like a couple or what but I also
- 1:10:17Speaker 7: just think like you know like are you supposed to
- 1:10:19Speaker 7: just be filming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and you're
- 1:10:21Speaker 7: getting on the private jet and everyone's there and everyone's
- 1:10:25Speaker 7: you know about 50 and then and then okay this
- 1:10:29Speaker 7: non-cast member who's not a friend of just a really
- 1:10:34Speaker 7: good friend of Kyle's who's you know 28 and tattooed
- 1:10:38Speaker 7: and a country star we're just supposed to just act
- 1:10:42Speaker 7: like this isn't odd like well can i bring my
- 1:10:46Speaker 7: you know 30 year old niece then like what what
- 1:10:48Speaker 7: is going on like unless it's a romantic thing i
- 1:10:52Speaker 7: hope that they bring it up and i hope they're
- 1:10:54Speaker 7: just like hey like i i enjoy her i think
- 1:10:56Speaker 7: she's cool but like either say we're more than friends
- 1:10:59Speaker 7: or she shouldn't be coming on the group trips now
- 1:11:01Speaker 7: i don't know if she's coming on the group trips
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: i'm that's why i'm dying to see.
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: Yeah well i love that jennifer aiden is in this
- 1:11:07Speaker 5: though just she was at the event as well i guess.
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: Um It's like for a charity or something.
- 1:11:13Speaker 5: Dorit and Kyle got into the fight. And Dorit even
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: said on last season that she's up Morgan's ass and
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: they never hang out like they used to.
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: And now they're completely, I thought, in a fight. So
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: I think Dorit will bring it up.
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: PK's been sober nine months.
- 1:11:28Speaker 4: Wow, that's good.
- 1:11:29Speaker 1: And he looks thin. And is he on the, are
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: they going to?
- 1:11:34Speaker 5: Because I thought producers forced her. You're going to have
- 1:11:36Speaker 5: to be a friend if you don't show this divorce.
- 1:11:38Speaker 7: Well, she had a birthday celebration recently and she showed
- 1:11:41Speaker 7: her kids.
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: Phoenix and Jacka, mind you. And they're growing up. You
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: won't believe how tall they are.
- 1:11:46Speaker 7: And I did not see in that little birthday celebration
- 1:11:51Speaker 7: for herself where she took the kids to like a
- 1:11:54Speaker 7: resort or something. I did not see PK. So, yeah,
- 1:12:00Speaker 7: I think they were going to see them. Talk about
- 1:12:04Speaker 7: the fact that they're struggling.
- 1:12:06Speaker 4: The producers told her she had to.
- 1:12:08Speaker 7: But, you know, she said we're doing better than ever.
- 1:12:12Speaker 7: PK is not drinking and we've never been more in love.
- 1:12:14Speaker 7: And then after the reunion is when, yeah. I think
- 1:12:18Speaker 7: sometimes I remember that from When a Man Loves a Woman.
- 1:12:23Speaker 7: Do you remember this movie with Meg Ryan?
- 1:12:26Speaker 9: Yes.
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: And she, what was the guy's name?
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: Andy Garcia.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Andy Garcia.
- 1:12:30Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12:30Speaker 7: And he's a pilot and she is a teacher, but
- 1:12:33Speaker 7: she's an alcoholic.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: And, you know, he's such a great guy.
- 1:12:36Speaker 7: He married her with her two kids and then she
- 1:12:39Speaker 7: goes to the rehab place and then she gets better
- 1:12:42Speaker 7: and he's still the greatest dad in the world. And
- 1:12:44Speaker 7: then she's just kind of like, yeah, I think we need.
- 1:12:47Speaker 1: To break up. And I was always like, oh my God.
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: But then like in the rehab, I don't know.
- 1:12:53Speaker 7: Sometimes when people get sober, there's a clarity that comes
- 1:12:55Speaker 7: with like, I didn't, I don't, I, Maybe you were
- 1:13:01Speaker 7: too enabling. I don't know what it is, but I
- 1:13:03Speaker 7: just thought that was such an interesting part of the
- 1:13:05Speaker 7: movie because I was like, this guy has been nothing
- 1:13:07Speaker 7: but fabulous.
- 1:13:08Speaker 6: And supportive to you. People are obsessed with that movie, too. Me.
- 1:13:11Speaker 5: I did her last monologue at the rehab place.
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: It's like how I got my first agent.
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: Okay, well, then you don't. Doesn't she?
- 1:13:16Speaker 6: Of course.
- 1:13:16Speaker 4: I cried the whole way home after I saw it.
- 1:13:18Speaker 1: I thought it was the saddest movie.
- 1:13:19Speaker 7: Oh, when she talks about how she said when she leaves.
- 1:13:21Speaker 7: She forgot to pick her kid up from school.
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: Yeah. And, but it's, remember after that, they like. She
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: breaks up with them. Yeah, they break up.
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: And it freaking sucks.
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: And it shows them in the infinity pool. It was
- 1:13:31Speaker 5: the first time anyone ever saw an infinity pool. And
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: they're like holding each other. Do you remember in the
- 1:13:35Speaker 5: infinity pool?
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: That was one of those times that that was in
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: the trailer, but not in the movie.
- 1:13:41Speaker 3: Yep.
- 1:13:42Speaker 7: Whenever there's something in the trailer and then we don't
- 1:13:44Speaker 7: see it. That was the first time we ever saw
- 1:13:47Speaker 7: an infinity pool.
- 1:13:48Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:13:48Speaker 5: It was like, and then infinity pools became like all
- 1:13:50Speaker 5: the thing and you didn't want to go to the
- 1:13:52Speaker 5: hotel unless it had an infinity pool.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: And it's like, and that movie was filmed like.
- 1:13:57Speaker 4: Right outside of, um, what is that city called?
- 1:14:00Speaker 6: It's weird.
- 1:14:00Speaker 4: Is he want to now or something?
- 1:14:02Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: Oh, we've done. We've been there.
- 1:14:04Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:14:04Speaker 4: Cause it's really beautiful. But yeah, that's a sad, sad,
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: sad movie.
- 1:14:09Speaker 7: Well, Erica Jane, um, according to sources, doesn't give a
- 1:14:13Speaker 7: damn about Tom Girardi amid his dementia. Um, He has
- 1:14:19Speaker 7: been convicted of embezzling more than $ 15 million from clients.
- 1:14:22Speaker 7: I don't know how they're going to get the money,
- 1:14:23Speaker 7: who's going to get the money, but that's done.
- 1:14:27Speaker 5: So shout out Burbank, as were all three Burbank queens.
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:14:31Speaker 5: He is at his luxury facility here in Burbank.
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: Is it really luxurious?
- 1:14:37Speaker 5: Well, I mean, whatever it is, it's in Burbank, the
- 1:14:40Speaker 5: capital of those facilities.
- 1:14:42Speaker 1: Well, and then I.
- 1:14:45Speaker 7: Jennifer Aniston congratulated her ex, Justin Theroux, on his engagement.
- 1:14:51Speaker 7: He's engaged to a girl who's like 30.
- 1:14:55Speaker 6: But is that a congratulations or is that like a,
- 1:14:58Speaker 6: you know? I mean, if you're, I don't know. Like,
- 1:15:01Speaker 6: isn't that like, well, congratulations. Good for you.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: Yeah. Great.
- 1:15:05Speaker 6: Awesome. I hope you, oh my God. I hope you're
- 1:15:08Speaker 6: so happy.
- 1:15:09Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: Period.
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: I hope that you guys just have the love that
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: you never had with me.
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: Even though I gave you everything and I was in
- 1:15:17Speaker 6: love with you. But it's fine. Have a great life.
- 1:15:20Speaker 6: And she's already pregnant?
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: Or no? No?
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: Well, probably soon.
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: Heather, why don't you do a Tyler Henry on what's
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: going to happen with this woman?
- 1:15:29Speaker 7: Tyler Henry has a new show, by the way, on Netflix.
- 1:15:32Speaker 7: I don't know if it's come out. But his hair
- 1:15:34Speaker 7: is longer. And I just wonder if he's going to
- 1:15:35Speaker 7: be the same.
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: But anyway. Okay.
- 1:15:39Speaker 4: Was there a.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: I don't know why they're showing me this.
- 1:15:47Speaker 7: I see a guy for your past with brunette hair,
- 1:15:51Speaker 7: and he's with, oh, looks like she was born on
- 1:15:56Speaker 7: the premiere date of Friends.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: That is so interesting. But will they stay together? And
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: then that editor will be like, oh, I am good.
- 1:16:07Speaker 6: I am great. You know, Justin, he.
- 1:16:10Speaker 7: Always wanted to be a dad, and I just was
- 1:16:12Speaker 7: a dad to the dogs, and I thought that was enough.
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: And then I realized, you know what?
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: We are going in different directions.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: And I don't need to catch you on that highway.
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: Exactly like her.
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: The level that your face transforms.
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: Yeah, of course she doesn't care.
- 1:16:28Speaker 7: I always wondered if this was even a legal, real marriage.
- 1:16:32Speaker 7: Because it seemed like such a clean, easy break. Or
- 1:16:36Speaker 7: maybe they just had massive prenups.
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: I don't know. I never even realized they were married.
- 1:16:41Speaker 5: Is he going to stay with this girl, Tyler, or
- 1:16:43Speaker 5: what's our prediction?
- 1:16:44Speaker 6: Oh, Tyler. Interesting. Okay.
- 1:16:53Speaker 7: So I see that they're going to be, I see
- 1:16:56Speaker 7: them like on a studio set where it's like a,
- 1:16:58Speaker 7: it looks like a house, but it's only the front
- 1:17:00Speaker 7: of the house. and so they're going to be, yeah, they're,
- 1:17:05Speaker 7: They're doing a movie together, but it's.
- 1:17:07Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: It's not going to be a success. Great.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Oh, okay, great.
- 1:17:14Speaker 6: Good to know. God, that is good. That is great.
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: You know what? Not everything I do is a success either. Yes,
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: so there you go.
- 1:17:21Speaker 7: But, yeah, I think when you find out you're an
- 1:17:23Speaker 7: ex and you're a public person, of course you're right.
- 1:17:26Speaker 7: Of course you should be like, And I don't know if,
- 1:17:29Speaker 7: you know, I don't know if she congratulated them like
- 1:17:31Speaker 7: via under a thing or if she was a red
- 1:17:32Speaker 7: carpet and was like, oh, I'm thrilled for them.
- 1:17:34Speaker 6: Yes, of course.
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: That's what you should say. I'm thrilled for them.
- 1:17:37Speaker 4: He bugs Jennifer Aniston fucking thriving.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:17:40Speaker 5: She's doing the morning show season 12 or whatever the
- 1:17:43Speaker 5: hell with Jon Hamm and the whole. I really wish
- 1:17:46Speaker 5: that stayed better. I love the first season and second.
- 1:17:49Speaker 5: That's what people are saying. I loved the first two
- 1:17:52Speaker 5: seasons so hard, but maybe I'll just like binge the
- 1:17:55Speaker 5: last two, but She's doing great. She does awesome in
- 1:17:59Speaker 5: that show. The work or whatever has settled.
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: Yes.
- 1:18:03Speaker 4: Because at the Friends reunion, I thought I was a
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: little bit bummed.
- 1:18:06Speaker 8: Her face.
- 1:18:07Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:18:08Speaker 4: It wasn't that it was that bad.
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: I just thought I was just disappointed she wasn't sort
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: of like.
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: She used to be, I guess.
- 1:18:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: And now she is. She looks really, really, really good.
- 1:18:20Speaker 7: Yes.
- 1:18:21Speaker 1: She looks great. She's good. Speaking of other shows, I
- 1:18:24Speaker 1: talked a little bit about how I was going to
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: finish watching The.
- 1:18:28Speaker 7: Perfect Couple with Nicole Kidman on Netflix. And it got
- 1:18:32Speaker 7: mixed reviews, however a lot of people liked it. But
- 1:18:34Speaker 7: I think anybody that really didn't like it, I think
- 1:18:37Speaker 7: they went in expecting to see a big little lie.
- 1:18:41Speaker 7: Because you see the photo, you see the little thing
- 1:18:45Speaker 7: of it, and it's like, oh my God, it's Nicole Kidman,
- 1:18:48Speaker 7: it's Liv, how do you say her name?
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: The husband?
- 1:18:51Speaker 6: Leif Shriver?
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:18:53Speaker 7: And they're rich, and it's Nantucket, so it's rich people,
- 1:18:58Speaker 7: it's infidelity, it's a murder, this is gonna be everything
- 1:19:01Speaker 7: that gets me wet.
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: This is everything that everybody wants.
- 1:19:04Speaker 7: And then you start watching, and it's basically you're watching
- 1:19:07Speaker 7: a version of the movie Clue.
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: It's like corny.
- 1:19:10Speaker 7: It's like kind of corny and like things don't make
- 1:19:13Speaker 7: sense and it feels outdated. And like at one point,
- 1:19:16Speaker 7: you know, they bring up an Apple watch and the
- 1:19:18Speaker 7: cops are like, Apple watch. Do you know that this
- 1:19:22Speaker 7: can tell you when people sleep and when they don't?
- 1:19:25Speaker 7: I'm like, what, what, what are you saying? Like it
- 1:19:27Speaker 7: was just like, so each episode is kind of like,
- 1:19:30Speaker 7: you're kind of wondering who did what, but there's new
- 1:19:33Speaker 7: information that goes and goes and goes.
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: But, From what my experience was, it was a little
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: hard to get through. Are all the episodes there?
- 1:19:42Speaker 7: But then it's so ridiculous that I kind of want
- 1:19:44Speaker 7: people to watch it so that we can like rip
- 1:19:47Speaker 7: on it more.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: Sounds like Knives Out.
- 1:19:48Speaker 4: I don't like stuff like that.
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: No, that's what they said. They said it's like Knives Out.
- 1:19:51Speaker 7: They said it's like the Tenenbaums, where it's kind of
- 1:19:54Speaker 7: like you're watching it and you're like, why is this
- 1:19:56Speaker 7: so cheesy and bad? But you have to accept that
- 1:19:59Speaker 7: was the point of it. It wasn't just like a
- 1:20:01Speaker 7: lazy– Because at first you're like, is this a Lifetime
- 1:20:04Speaker 7: movie but produced by Netflix?
- 1:20:06Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck is this?
- 1:20:07Speaker 7: And, like, the cops are, like, keystone capers. And, like,
- 1:20:11Speaker 7: there's this one, like, the casting's horrible. Like, there's this
- 1:20:14Speaker 7: one guy who's, like, a junior detective, but he's, like, 70.
- 1:20:17Speaker 7: And I'm like, he wouldn't still be a cop or whatever.
- 1:20:19Speaker 7: And then the girl is, like, the girl cop is,
- 1:20:22Speaker 7: you know, with her accent.
- 1:20:24Speaker 4: She's a dyke.
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:20:26Speaker 6: I can't audition for that.
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Did you get to audition for that?
- 1:20:30Speaker 6: No. God. What's going on in here? She have an accent?
- 1:20:35Speaker 1: Yeah. And then, oh yeah.
- 1:20:36Speaker 6: She's like, yeah.
- 1:20:37Speaker 7: And then there's just ridiculous things going on that make
- 1:20:43Speaker 7: no sense and lots of cheating and all of that.
- 1:20:46Speaker 7: And I did a TikTok on it if you want
- 1:20:48Speaker 7: to go to my TikTok where I reveal a little
- 1:20:50Speaker 7: bit more about it.
- 1:20:51Speaker 4: But Are all the episodes there? Did you completely finish it?
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: I did. It's six or seven episodes and I watched
- 1:20:56Speaker 1: the whole thing.
- 1:20:57Speaker 4: So you know who did it or so?
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: Yes, I know who did it.
- 1:21:00Speaker 7: And based on a book and, you know, people like
- 1:21:02Speaker 7: the books. But I think when you're reading the book,
- 1:21:04Speaker 7: it's like you're imagining things and it maybe doesn't feel
- 1:21:06Speaker 7: as like hokey and unrealistic that all these rich people
- 1:21:09Speaker 7: are going and talking to the cops without attorneys. I mean,
- 1:21:12Speaker 7: off the bat, you have to say this isn't meant
- 1:21:15Speaker 7: to be taken seriously.
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: End of story.
- 1:21:17Speaker 7: You know what it reminds me of from your description?
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: This is not a real murder.
- 1:21:20Speaker 7: Like, Big Little Lies was meant to be, like, you
- 1:21:22Speaker 7: felt like you lived in Monterey and you were living
- 1:21:25Speaker 7: this life with these women. And every week the music, like,
- 1:21:28Speaker 7: would just get you so excited. And you see Nicole
- 1:21:31Speaker 7: Kidman by the beach in a sweater and you're, like,
- 1:21:33Speaker 7: all excited.
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: And then this just isn't that.
- 1:21:36Speaker 5: It reminds me of that show where they wrote the
- 1:21:40Speaker 5: mean letters from the neighbor.
- 1:21:42Speaker 6: Wicked little letters?
- 1:21:43Speaker 1: Yes. Is it like that? It was, yes.
- 1:21:45Speaker 7: Okay, the mean letters from neighbors was based on the
- 1:21:47Speaker 7: article from The Cut about these people who said that
- 1:21:50Speaker 7: someone was haunting. They bought their dream house and they
- 1:21:54Speaker 7: were getting letters, right?
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: Sent to them about the watcher. Yeah, the watcher. I'm
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: the watcher.
- 1:21:59Speaker 4: Remember the guy, Rose Burns?
- 1:22:02Speaker 7: Yes, and I started to watch it too and I
- 1:22:04Speaker 7: dropped out for that reason. I was like so excited.
- 1:22:07Speaker 7: I'd read the article but I also knew having read
- 1:22:10Speaker 7: the article, that there really isn't a real conclusion to it.
- 1:22:14Speaker 7: And so I was like, ah, I don't think this
- 1:22:16Speaker 7: will be as fun for me.
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: So I bowed out. But yeah.
- 1:22:19Speaker 5: It got so dumb and ridiculous, like where he hires
- 1:22:22Speaker 5: a private investigator and a psychic. And we were just like,
- 1:22:27Speaker 5: this is the dumbest shit in the world.
- 1:22:29Speaker 4: So you stopped.
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: I did stop.
- 1:22:31Speaker 7: But anyway, I also felt they might have each just
- 1:22:34Speaker 7: gotten like $ 2 million until they all had to film
- 1:22:36Speaker 7: this in six days. And it felt very thrown together.
- 1:22:40Speaker 7: And the one part that really bothers me is she's
- 1:22:44Speaker 7: an author and she has a book launch and she
- 1:22:46Speaker 7: keeps the book launch date even though someone was found
- 1:22:49Speaker 7: dead on her property the day of her son's wedding.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: But the show must go on.
- 1:22:54Speaker 7: So everybody's enjoying times and her son's getting really drunk
- 1:22:58Speaker 7: and then her husband shows up really drunk and he
- 1:23:00Speaker 7: takes the mic and he kind of reveals that they're
- 1:23:02Speaker 7: not the perfect couple and then.
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: She's trying to ha ha.
- 1:23:05Speaker 7: And then he's drunk singing and she's joining in. And
- 1:23:09Speaker 7: then all of a sudden, you know, he like falls
- 1:23:12Speaker 7: off the stage because he's so drunk. But then a band,
- 1:23:15Speaker 7: a marching band comes in and there's red, white and
- 1:23:18Speaker 7: blue balloons that come. And because I guess that was
- 1:23:21Speaker 7: set to have happened. And I'm like, so are you
- 1:23:23Speaker 7: telling me that like if this was set to happen,
- 1:23:26Speaker 7: there wasn't somebody like the gay guy?
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: You know, party planner that would have been like, hold
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: off band.
- 1:23:34Speaker 7: And why do you need a band at your book
- 1:23:37Speaker 7: lodge when the book is called Death in Dubai? It
- 1:23:39Speaker 7: wasn't called like Americana does me right.
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: It just, I was like, that's where I was just like, what?
- 1:23:45Speaker 7: And so then I, and that's when I realized, oh,
- 1:23:47Speaker 7: this is not meant to be good or set in reality.
- 1:23:51Speaker 7: Everybody's an awful person. Every time there's like a new
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: thing that you're like, you wouldn't, you can't see it coming.
- 1:23:58Speaker 7: Because the things are so ridiculous that they reveal each episode.
- 1:24:01Speaker 4: And that bugs.
- 1:24:03Speaker 1: Or it bugs, but it doesn't bug because you're not
- 1:24:05Speaker 1: predicting it.
- 1:24:06Speaker 5: But don't you kind of want to figure out the
- 1:24:08Speaker 5: mystery if it's like clue? And then when it comes
- 1:24:11Speaker 5: out of nowhere and you're like, well, no one would
- 1:24:13Speaker 5: have figured that out because we didn't have that information.
- 1:24:15Speaker 1: That's right. But that's what it is. You won't be
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: able to figure it out.
- 1:24:17Speaker 5: And it does remind me also of you watching that
- 1:24:18Speaker 5: Annette Bening show, Apple's Fall.
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: Why did we get to watch that with you? It's
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: bad like that. It's as bad as Apple's Fall. Which
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: was also a book. You know what I want?
- 1:24:29Speaker 7: I want to interview some of these authors who are
- 1:24:33Speaker 7: rich enough to come on Juicy Scoop and say, yeah,
- 1:24:37Speaker 7: I hated what they did to my book. I got
- 1:24:39Speaker 7: millions of dollars, but it was fucking ridiculous.
- 1:24:42Speaker 1: I'm totally embarrassed. Read my book and imagine a much
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: better movie in your head because they slaughtered it.
- 1:24:47Speaker 4: Because you're the director of the movie in your own mind.
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: You don't make it cheesy unless that's your jam.
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:24:52Speaker 7: It made me want to go back to reading. I
- 1:24:54Speaker 7: really haven't been reading much at all.
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: It's been a long time. a long time because I'm
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: on my phone all the time working on Juicy Scoop.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: You're welcome.
- 1:25:02Speaker 7: And I feel like I just want to get back
- 1:25:04Speaker 7: into a really good book where I can escape and
- 1:25:07Speaker 7: imagine what the person looks like and all that. And
- 1:25:09Speaker 7: it hasn't been made into a movie yet. And I
- 1:25:11Speaker 7: just can do my own thing. That is why people
- 1:25:14Speaker 7: are taught to read.
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: That is why.
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: So you can escape and do your own thing with
- 1:25:17Speaker 5: it mentally.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely. Girls, tell everybody what's going on in your
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: exciting life.
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: You do it, Mama. We know Heather likes it when
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: you do it better.
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: Oh, God. I know, I felt mean the last time.
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: I felt like I scolded you.
- 1:25:31Speaker 3: Sorry.
- 1:25:31Speaker 6: No, that's okay. Well, as you know, you're going to
- 1:25:33Speaker 6: come see Killer Burlesque in Portland, Oregon, but you can
- 1:25:36Speaker 6: hear us every week on our podcast, Dumb Gay Podcast.
- 1:25:41Speaker 6: Right now, we're heavily, heavily into the election.
- 1:25:45Speaker 7: Which is great because I don't talk about it, so
- 1:25:48Speaker 7: go get your comedy and your rawness from the girls.
- 1:25:51Speaker 6: Yeah, like if you're not into that at all, then
- 1:25:53Speaker 6: don't bother. But if you just want to like, you know,
- 1:25:55Speaker 6: dip in and see what's doing, then yeah.
- 1:25:58Speaker 4: The election's in like six weeks.
- 1:25:59Speaker 1: There's a lot of comedy to be had. A lot
- 1:26:04Speaker 1: going on.
- 1:26:04Speaker 4: And we do Patreon.
- 1:26:05Speaker 6: And our Patreon, which we do three shows a week.
- 1:26:09Speaker 6: We do it on video and audio. It's not politics
- 1:26:12Speaker 6: at all. We do weird shit. We do everything but
- 1:26:16Speaker 6: politics on there.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: So you can enjoy that.
- 1:26:18Speaker 7: And then, of course, you guys will see us all
- 1:26:20Speaker 7: live this Saturday at the Venetian, beautiful Venetian, this Saturday night.
- 1:26:27Speaker 7: And then all my other dates, Philly, Ridgefield, Connecticut, Boston, Minneapolis,
- 1:26:32Speaker 7: and Chicago, which are with Christopher Angelo, all of those
- 1:26:34Speaker 7: dates are all at HeatherMcDonald.net. And then, of course, I'll
- 1:26:37Speaker 7: be in the Irvine Improv November 8th, 9th, and 10th.
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: So... That's all there. And then, oh, and then my
- 1:26:44Speaker 1: other dates that.
- 1:26:45Speaker 7: Were moved or have been moved to Valentine's Day weekend,
- 1:26:49Speaker 7: which is New York City on Friday the 14th. Then
- 1:26:53Speaker 7: the 15th, February 15th, I'll be in D.C. And then Sunday,
- 1:26:57Speaker 7: I will be in Red Bank, New Jersey. Sunday, the
- 1:27:00Speaker 7: 17th of February. All those dates, HeatherMcDonald.net, along with how
- 1:27:04Speaker 7: to join my Patreon. Thank you so much.
- 1:27:06Speaker 1: Love you all. Subscribe. Tell everybody about the YouTube.
- 1:27:09Speaker 7: I put on a lot of makeup for you people
- 1:27:11Speaker 7: and I'd like you to watch it sometimes too.
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