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Stack me. Hack me. Please don't attack me. · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: I have for stacks and hacks. I have stax in information,
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  Speaker 1: Rich has life hacks. Some of the information I have,
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  Speaker 1: you guys, chat chept has taken jeeves job. Remember Jeeves
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  Speaker 1: asked Jeeves. After thirty years of answering the world's questions,
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  Speaker 1: ask dot com officially closed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's sad.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need it. We got we got chat cheept.
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  Speaker 3: Now we don't need Jeeves. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: Also, if you plan on buying a house a selling house.
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  Speaker 1: According according to what's going on right now in the
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  Speaker 1: real estate market, interest rates have made it too expensive
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  Speaker 1: to buy a house. The New York Times says it's
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  Speaker 1: too expensive to sell a house, and the Wall Street
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  Speaker 1: Journal says it's too expensive to own a house. So, Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: you're right there living in home.
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  Speaker 4: With the parents, Yeah, because that's honestly, truly, one of
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  Speaker 4: my biggest fears right now is being house poor, Like
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  Speaker 4: I do not want to do that or feel that way.
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  Speaker 4: And I know that's what a lot of people are
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  Speaker 4: struggling with right now.
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  Speaker 5: Anybody here do or use nose spray?
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  Speaker 2: That would be you, that.
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  Speaker 4: Would be me.
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  Speaker 1: I think one in the room more than seven hundred
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  Speaker 1: and eighty six thousand bottles of Afron original no spray
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  Speaker 1: have been recalled do the risk of poisoning?
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  Speaker 5: Hello?
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  Speaker 4: And what's so scary about this right into your bloodstreams
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  Speaker 4: when you're like storting it?
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  Speaker 3: Hey, isn't Afron one of your one of your favorite brands?
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  Speaker 1: If I want to treat myself, I M is it
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  Speaker 1: a special occasion like a very expensive bottle of wine?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I will do. That's my Affron, but like a
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  Speaker 5: French Bardau for you? Yeah? Sure, okay.
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  Speaker 1: So you know how you call certain animals, like, uh,
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  Speaker 1: when there's a flock of them, you call them something? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Do you know what you call what's plural for octopus? Octopi?
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  Speaker 4: Or isn't it just octopus?
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  Speaker 2: What you mean like a bunch of octopus together in
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  Speaker 2: a group?
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  Speaker 1: No, not like that, like if there was three over there,
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  Speaker 1: or would just how would you say octopus?
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  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of octopi?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, nothing, kind of right.
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  Speaker 1: The correct word is octopodes, but obviously octopuses an octopi
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  Speaker 1: are used more often. Both of those are generally considered
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  Speaker 1: acceptable but not preferred by dictionaries. Octopodes I think if
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  Speaker 1: you were in the conversations because look at those octopodes.
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  Speaker 5: He'd be like, what what did you just say? That stupid?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I think it's up to PI.
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  Speaker 1: New study found fifty nine percent of gen z will
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  Speaker 1: cancel or renew a streaming service based on one TV
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  Speaker 1: show or movie. Seventy one percent of people stop buying
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  Speaker 1: physical music, and seventy percent won't buy physical movie. Won't
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  Speaker 1: buy physical movies or TV shows anyone I want. I
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  Speaker 1: want to buy a TV show, not a physically by
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  Speaker 1: a TV show.
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  Speaker 3: I'll buy a movie. Yeah, definitely buy music, buy a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Kesha thinks guys with one eyes are hot. She dated
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  Speaker 1: one guy who was cool. There wasn't much of a
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  Speaker 1: match because he smelled kind of funny, she said, but
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  Speaker 1: she really liked the fact that the guy.
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  Speaker 5: Had one eye.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's a great name for a band. Guys with
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  Speaker 3: one eyes.
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  Speaker 1: The most common city name in the world. What do
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  Speaker 1: you think it is? There's you know, there's always you
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  Speaker 1: hear about a studio. No, that's good, but no. The
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  Speaker 1: most common city name of the world is San Jose.
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  Speaker 1: There are one thousand, seven hundred and sixteen cities, towns, villages, counties,
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  Speaker 1: and regions named San Jose.
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  Speaker 5: San Antonio is second.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Really mm hmm, I only know what that won.
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  Speaker 1: Michael Jordan still earns approximately one hundred and fifty million
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  Speaker 1: dollars a year from his Nike endorsement, nearly five times
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  Speaker 1: more than any other NBA player or any NBA star.
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  Speaker 5: Isn't that crazy?
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot of money.
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  Speaker 5: That is so crazy, man. One more.
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  Speaker 1: A new AI trend in China's going viral. People are
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  Speaker 1: creating digital versions of their exes using old text, photos
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  Speaker 1: and social media posts. The AI clones can mimic how
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  Speaker 1: their former partners talked and acted.
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  Speaker 3: Would you guys want that?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like they're exes for a recent Yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: then I feel like like the AI like then they
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  Speaker 4: just like really like you take out the personality and
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  Speaker 4: then they could become even more evil than they already were.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 2: But then also it's like too, Like that would be
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  Speaker 2: really annoying if someone made that of you. Yeah, what
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  Speaker 2: are they doing with you?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 3: What do you?
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  Speaker 4: What do you need me for?
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  Speaker 2: Digital? Me doing things?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what miss us?
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  Speaker 6: If they broke up with us, they miss us, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: we're the ones that got away. But if we broke
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  Speaker 6: up with them, there's no need for an AI version
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  Speaker 6: of them.
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  Speaker 1: It is crazy though, when you really think about where
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  Speaker 1: you can go crazy. In fact, do you see those
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  Speaker 1: videos I sent you the guy trying to knock down
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  Speaker 1: a robot? No, there's this guy I sent you. I
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  Speaker 1: sent you one. I know, I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: I sent it to you. But I know how you
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  Speaker 1: check your Instagram.
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  Speaker 2: And I think you sent him to me, but you
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  Speaker 2: sent him to your sister.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: But there's a guy. There's a robot, and it's like
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  Speaker 1: he's fighting the robot. Like he pushes the robot really
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  Speaker 1: hard to knock it down, and it doesn't go down,
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  Speaker 1: and then he pushes it where it is just watch
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  Speaker 1: a lot, listen to cow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like just balanced. It's like try again.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, he's pushing the robot, doesn't go down. Isn't it wild?
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  Speaker 2: You need like someone behind him, you know, to like
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  Speaker 2: trip from the back.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, get get on an all all fours and then
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  Speaker 5: knock him over like in the junior High We're twit.
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  Speaker 5: Get for life acts all right.
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  Speaker 6: I feel like this is a handbook on how to
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  Speaker 6: handle John Jay when you invite him to a party.
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  Speaker 6: This this actually starts like this do you know somebody
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  Speaker 6: who always looks awkward or alone at a party or gathering.
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  Speaker 3: That's our John jam And I wonder if this.
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  Speaker 6: Would work for you to make them feel less awkward
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  Speaker 6: and to make your party go smooth. Give somebody like
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  Speaker 6: John Jay a very low, tiny pressure task like helping
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  Speaker 6: pick snacks or choosing music, or grabbing some drinks with
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  Speaker 6: you or finding ice. It instantly gives them a sense
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  Speaker 6: of purpose and make socializing feel a little better for them.
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  Speaker 6: Then I have to talk to people.
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  Speaker 3: They're on a little.
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  Speaker 6: Mission for you, a small shared activity. It takes the
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  Speaker 6: pressure off somebody like John Jay a forced small talk
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  Speaker 6: and helps people feel included without making an obvious that
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  Speaker 6: you're trying to help them feel like they fit in.
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  Speaker 6: So I wonder, I wonder if I gave you a
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  Speaker 6: task like, hey man, could you help pick out some
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  Speaker 6: snacks for this party? You'd be like, heck, yah, were
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  Speaker 6: your grapes about a bullet grapes? Would that feel good
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  Speaker 6: to you or would.
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  Speaker 1: You feel like you're that's really smart because then you
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  Speaker 1: mean stuff that's already at the party. So I don't
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  Speaker 1: have to get the car and go that way and
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  Speaker 1: then come back to go anywhere. You're just tryna like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'd be great. I'd be like, oh man, yeah, hey,
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  Speaker 1: so I can't talk. I gotta get grapes.
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  Speaker 5: That'd be perfect to get good. Yeah, that's great, all right, Rich,
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  Speaker 5: very okay.
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  Speaker 6: So when you invite John gy to a party, give
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  Speaker 6: him a little low risk task to work on, and
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  Speaker 6: he will fit right in.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, that hackened. Many more can be found at John
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  Speaker 3: d Rich dot com.