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Being On Viagra At Work! #22 · Your Shout with Jy and Brayden

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Grab the cold one, turn up the volume and put your feet up.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_00: Here comes your shout with Gi and Braden.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_02: Hey guys, and welcome back finally to your shout with Gi and Brayden, episode 22, the podcast.
• 0:22
  SPEAKER_02: Mate, we are finally back.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: We are back, fuckers.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I think it's been nearly two months.
• 0:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um it's been crazy.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_02: It has been um we apologize.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: Uh that we will thank you for your patience.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we know that you guys have been wondering what the hell's going on.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: When's the next episode being released?
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_02: I think we might as well tell what's going on.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_02: Um, couple of things.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_02: Braden and I busy at work.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_02: So Braden will be like, look, mate, I'm really busy, won't be able to do this.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_02: And then the following week, when we do record, I'm like, mate, I'm busy, I can't do it.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: Then one of us got sick, and then one of us went to Bali.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_02: Me, we'll wait for two weeks.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: But we are back.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to be fresh.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: It actually feels a bit weird because normally when we record the podcast, it's on Braden's time off.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_02: But I just said, mate, look, I've learned it from Bali.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_02: I think we just need to get an episode as quick as we can get out.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_02: So Brayden's actually got his work clothes on, which I normally have work clothes on.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: But because I did an interview today at the station, yeah, I'm dressed up quite nicely.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: I've got the RM William boots on.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_02: I like to mention I can.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_01: He's ready to go to the races.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm ready to go to the race.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, don't, don't, don't.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_02: I was about to say, should we go to the races?
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, have you been to the races before?
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_01: No, I've never been.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: Braden, I've got to take your virginity.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_03: I've got to take your virginity.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_01: It just seems like, I don't know, people go there, they're drinking and like I I don't know.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: From what I've heard, it's like a drinking, like fucking.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_02: It's a drink, it's another drink fest, really.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: But I look, I'm not a bit I wouldn't consider myself as a big gambler.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_02: Like I do love the pokies, but I'm not like a I'm not a person who goes on sports bets and does everything.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_02: But when you're at the horse races, 'cause the beauty of your horse races, you can go in there with like 20 bucks cash, yeah, and that can be spanned over the whole day.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: Because you can do like a dollar bet there on a horse, a dollar bet there, and it's just fun.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_02: But because when you're at the horses, there's not just the one race that happens all the time at your track, there's other horse races across Australia.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_02: So you're looking at this big screen, and there's one happening in Melbourne, one happening in Sydney, and then your track will happen in live.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_02: And it's just like when you see your horse, you're just like yelling at it to go, go.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: And when it goes, first, second, or third, it's the best feeling in the world.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_02: But mate, and you and because everyone's dressed up and glammed up, it's a pretty good fun day.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_01: It looks pretty good.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be honest.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_01: I enjoy it.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, some people um don't.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_02: I I enjoy it.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_02: So um, but yeah, you know, so um, but look, mate, it's good to be back.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_02: I must say, how have you been?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: I've been pretty good, man.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you know, I can't, you know, yeah, I've been pretty good, so I can't complain, you know.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: Work just still fucking work, yeah.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_01: Working, man, and I um Are you still for your apprenticeship?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: Like how many more years do you have left?
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: I think I got like one left.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that oh, you got the home stretch mate.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: One and a half or some.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I can't really remember.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I guess it depends if I make it through or not.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_01: So I'm sure you will, mate.
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure you will.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_02: The thing is, is like I in that two months, I'm thinking, oh, we're gonna have so much content to talk about.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_02: But the more I'm thinking about it, I'm thinking nothing really has changed in the time we have like the biggest thing for me is obviously barley, and I've got a few stories what I'll talk about later about barley.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but it's just work lately.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_02: You know, I went to this party the other day before I went to Bali, and I caught up with someone I haven't seen in ages, and I said, I'll say, How have you been?
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_02: And he said something, and I'm like, this was so true.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: He's like, I wish I could say something more interesting, mate, but it's just work, and I went, that is so relatable.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's exactly right.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: When everyone's like, I have nothing better to say but I've just been working, man.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_01: Like there's fucking nothing I could do.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_02: The weekend, you just you catch up on stuff, you may do something, you may go out of something.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: But other than that, then you go back to work and you're like, holy moly.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_02: But when you're on holiday, like the two-week holiday, having that two-week break, oh, that was just it would have been pristine because I Kate and I have said this, and I think a lot of people can agree with me that there's a two you've got a holiday and then you've got a trip, and they're two different things.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: So a trip is somewhere where you're going to somewhere and you've got something planned every day, you're doing something, you just go, go, go.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: Like you just got stuff.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: A holiday for me is like you go to a destination or anywhere, and you have those couple of days where you do activities, but you also have those days where you just do fuck all.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just kick back.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_02: You kick back, you relax, and you just relax and you just have a bit of a reset.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: And that's what I loved about Bali is because we did have that.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:25
  SPEAKER_02: This year we made sure that we wanted to do uh we wanted to make it even more activities and have that relaxation.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_02: So yeah, you bet your ass.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_02: There was a couple of days there.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_02: I was around the resort pool in the swim up bar just drinking and relaxing.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, couldn't blame, I couldn't blame myself, but yeah.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, so um mate, it's good to see you again.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_02: How how's the family?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_02: How's the household?
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everything's doing alright, you know.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: Um, yeah, everything's doing pretty good, households running pretty alright, dogs running pretty alright.
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, how's the yeah, how's the little dog's doing pretty good?
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, man, fucking I can't really say much has really happened, eh?
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_03: Like your sister's still living with you?
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I so nothing showing.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: You haven't kicked her out yet, so that's a good thing.
• 5:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think she I think she wants to move out next year.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_02: When lease comes up, but oh that yeah, I mean like have her own rental.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I think she's gonna move in with her boyfriend.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um would that mean you you will you and Naomi look for someone else, or will you just kind of keep the house to your own?
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_01: Kind of kind of depends on how much I like start earning next year.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I earn a pretty good wicket now where I guess that you're splitting the rent between three of you.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's pretty, pretty alright.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty alright, but when you get it's amazing when you get rid of that one extra person, then they're two, you're just like, holy moly, this is yeah, especially when you go to like top electrical bills, uh, electrical bills and yeah, and internet and everything like that.
• 5:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like it does add up.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_02: Everything adds a cost.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: Like you I I found out the other day, you know, it's like I want to just have a bit of a rant here.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_02: KO Sports.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: $45 a month.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, plus Netflix, plus Prime, plus everything else that you gotta pay, and everything just costs money.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_02: And like this is one thing I'll say about Bali.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Go on, basically going off topic, but we'll go back to you, Brandon.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_02: Is when I went to Bali last year, I we, you know, there's a before you land in Bali, you gotta do a love tax barley, you gotta do so.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_02: You pay like$20 just to get in the country, it's like a tax thing.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: Um, then there's uh like a visa you gotta pay for to go in.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_02: So there was another like$50.
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_02: And that was what we did last year, but this time was different.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_02: We did the whole thing.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: But over in Australia, I don't know if people know this, that when you buy food at a restaurant or anything like that, all our GST and all our taxes as is in the price you pay for on a restaurant.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's so whatever it says is what you pay, it's all included.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in Bali, they haven't included it.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: So the first day when Kate and I got there, we went out for dinner in our resort, and we were like, oh yeah, this is gonna be about probably$40 between us because we had a we had some few beers, a few coffee.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: It was our first night.
• 6:45
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but then when the bill came, I looked at and went, and I did the conversion on because on a calculator, you can do conversion from Rupier to Australian, so you can roughly see what it is for the exchange rate.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_04: Yep.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I realized like it was nearly double.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_02: It was nearly like it was like 60 or 65 dollars or something.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_02: Why?
• 7:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm thinking, I said to him, I said, hang on, and I said, This is not right, this does not add up properly.
• 7:04
  SPEAKER_02: And then I went, no, no, no, there's a search charge.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_02: So what there is is there's a government search charge, which the government owned, which is 10%, yep, and then there's a 5% search charge just on the restaurant, so there's a 15% surcharge on added onto the bill.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm like, That's fucked.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Why didn't you guys let us know?
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_02: Of course, on the menu in this fine print at the bottom, that's where it says.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, fucking hell.
• 7:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so barley was a lot more expensive this year than last year.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's still cheap, but a hell of a lot of difference with those search charge.
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm just like, that's just bullshit.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_02: 15% is and that's everywhere you go, like even if you pay cash or nah.
• 7:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um, yep.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_02: Everywhere you go, 15%.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_02: So um you can you obviously we made it cheaper, so we were like picking cheaper meals and we weren't like drinking as much.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but um, yeah, but only it's weird, only in restaurants.
• 7:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like when I go down to the supermarket and I was stocking up the apartment with bing tanks and six packs, yeah, cheap as piss.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: Damn.
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_02: Now, as soon as you're in restaurants and bars, they add that 15%.
• 8:04
  SPEAKER_02: We go fuck you to that.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yep.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: But going on what you said, mate, yeah, it's just um so with you and I mean it would all obviously just depend on what you because the problem is it's like would you would you consider a stranger?
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, nah, it's too fucking weird.
• 8:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like when I used to live with my mate, um, like when I've lived with mates, like it's it's good, like you know, because you're friends with them, but I'm thinking about I could not imagine being like a stranger like having like a s another stranger in like my my house.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's it's weird, like obviously.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: But some people do it, yeah, and I don't know how they do it.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: But like then you get people that are like you should never like live with your mates.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a big one on that.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_02: Because I think that's when you will clash heads, and I'm a hundred percent on that too.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like, um, but then again, like a stranger living in your yeah, you don't know what no, you don't know what's you know exactly right.
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_01: Bro, I'm running a police.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and is it weird to have an like if I was up in your embrace in a new and spot, I should say, is it weird to say, can I meet you first in an interview?
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: No, I think that's a pretty fucking standard idea.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, like don't meet them at the house, like meet them somewhere at a cafe or bar, yeah, sit down with them and just get a vibe about them.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_02: And if you can go, oh yeah, this person seems alright.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_01: So this is the thing, right?
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_01: So Nami's friend, she did the same thing, but she took them out for coffee.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: So they all met up at coffee and getting the vibe.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: Completely different vibe for when she moved in.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: It was completely different.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_02: In a good way or bad way?
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: Bad way.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_01: So that's the thing, right?
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_01: So it's like it's like when you um, you know, like when you first like date someone, you know, yeah, you you kind of like get the feel of them for the first like six months, and then it fucking changes.
• 9:42
  SPEAKER_01: You're like, oh shit.
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_01: Like this is.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it gets you get more comfortable.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_02: When you when you're in a first bit of a relationship, you're just all a bit that.
• 9:48
  SPEAKER_02: But when you and everyone experiences when you're in relationship, you get into that, you fold over and you get into that more comfortable side of the relationship, and that's where you can start seeing the true side effects of people.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly right.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_02: And I think that's where breakups happen or more arguments happen, and it's as a person of you guys to work through.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_02: But living with someone who's a strange is a completely different thing.
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's exactly right.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_02: You know, that's your that to be honest, it's you and Naomi's house because you know, you've that is your rental, you've got someone else to help you pay the rent.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yeah, I'll be curious to know throughout the podcast and like next year if you guys are can like like your thoughts.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's gonna be hard.
• 10:22
  SPEAKER_02: Is she planning on moving out like at the start of the year?
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh like when's it so July?
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: July.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_02: July.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you've got a few more heaps.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_02: You've got heaps of time to think about the time.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_02: And like and you never know, and I'm not being rude to your sister, and I'm not being no, I'm not what I'm about to say if she listens in her parking lot.
• 10:38
  SPEAKER_02: You never know what can happen between them.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_02: So she, you know, so you got heaps of time.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, heaps of time.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_01: It will just it will just be there bubbling or whatever.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_01: I say that, but it'll come around quickers.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, we're almost near Christmas.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_02: I saw Christmas stuff in this.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I went in Costco the other day and saw Christmas stuff in there, and I went, are you freaking kidding me?
• 10:54
  SPEAKER_02: We haven't even had Halloween yet, dude.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_01: And like Halloween's pretty much just around a corner.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_01: Do you do you like Halloween?
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_01: I don't really attend Halloween.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_02: I I don't like Halloween.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_02: I I'm one of those people that turns the light off the door and I want I don't want no kids stealing my my lollies.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, therefore me, thank you very much.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_01: I think I've only ever been to like one Halloween party.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_02: I was just about to say, I would love to go to a Halloween party.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_02: I feel like that would be awesome.
• 11:17
  SPEAKER_01: It was pretty good.
• 11:18
  SPEAKER_01: Like, so me and Namie went to a Halloween party when we first got back to like when we first got together, not back together, that sounds really bad.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_01: When we first got together, um, yeah, we went to a Halloween party and it was it was funny.
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: Was it a Halloween, like, because I've seen a couple of Halloween parties where people dress up scary, or you got that side of the Halloween parties where it's just like they're not they're not scary costumes, it's just like a costume.
• 11:41
  SPEAKER_01: So like okay, so there were half halves.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_01: So like half were, and then I saw like what I just I was like a lumberjack that got like bit by I think it was like a bit by like a vampire or something.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay, yeah.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_01: So I I just had a flannel and some like jeans and stuff on because I didn't fucking know what to wear.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, that's a problem with Halloween.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_02: It's like you've got to improvise with Halloween.
• 11:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's exactly right.
• 11:59
  SPEAKER_01: And like Nammy loves like fucking um theme shit.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_01: She does, she does, yeah.
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_01: And it's actually pretty good, but like, yeah, I I I wouldn't mind doing like a Halloween party this year, but I don't know, eh?
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_01: Like it's yeah.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_01: Hosting parties are a big thing.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_01: They are there, it's such a big big thing to do.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta plan it all, and then afterwards you like clean it all up, and it's like especially when you've got to clean it up the next day and you're hung over.
• 12:25
  SPEAKER_02: Nothing worse when you're hung over and you've got to clean up the party.
• 12:27
  SPEAKER_02: You're just like, oh for God's sake, just like I just need to lay down, I don't need to be doing this shit.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_01: When I um so probably I'll tell you about camping.
• 12:37
  SPEAKER_01: Is this gonna be I went camping with uh Justin and a fair few other blokes that um I was friends with school, still are friends with, and um yeah, Zeke actually listens to the podcast.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_01: So hey.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, so shout out to you, mate.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_01: Thank you for listening.
• 12:52
  SPEAKER_01: Um he's the only one that listens.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_01: Uh I think the other boys have listened like a couple times, but does Juzzy listen still?
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Justin listens.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: He asked me, he's like, You doing the podcast anytime soon, dude?
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, it's fucking happening, but there's no way.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's alright.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, question before you where did you go camping?
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: We went to Bluff again.
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, Bluff, yeah, yeah.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_01: So we went to Bluff again.
• 13:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um it was a it was a pretty fucking crash hot time.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_01: Like it was pretty good.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_01: I was drinking so fucking much the first night.
• 13:18
  SPEAKER_01: I got loose as fucking.
• 13:20
  SPEAKER_02: Beers and spirits or just beers?
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh what was the ratio?
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_02: Beers and spirits.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_02: What do you reckon the ratio?
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_01: I bought a slab of fucking, what was it?
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_01: What did I buy a slab of again?
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was just, yeah, no, it was great northern's uh OGs.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_01: So and then I got that, and then um, was it me and a mate split a 10 or something pack of hard solos or something?
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_02: To get a bit of a variety, yep.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yep.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_01: So I think I went straight hard out.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and then we bought another 10 pack the next day of like hard solos as well as more beer.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: So that that didn't last long after the first lunch.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's never a good feeling when you wake up the next morning going, fuck boys, we need to get more beer.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_01: We need to get more pissed.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_01: Like, we're fucked here.
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_01: We got we got one more day left, and like tonight's probably gonna be a big night as well.
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like in saying that, and I've always said this it's a first night fever.
• 14:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that first night you just go loose as fuck.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_02: And you always say the same thing.
• 14:14
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm gonna buy this beers, this should last me.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, as soon as you get there, it's like, and your ears poke up, and it's like, and I feel like, and I don't know if I'm saying this be weird, it's like somewhat you wait, it's like everyone's waiting for that one person to start crack opening the first beer.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like as soon as that person everyone hears that everyone just goes, yep, yep, yep, let's get the beers, let's go.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, funny saying that as soon as we arrived there, I went straight to the slab and opened up.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: You were that guy, you were the Lord and saviour.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_01: Straight up, and then but like everyone was there before us, so they already they already started dreaming, but I was like, fuck this, straight out of the cart, fucking let's go, let's set up, you know.
• 14:48
  SPEAKER_01: But um, you know, it was good.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck yeah, was Naomi it wasn't it just a boy's trip?
• 14:52
  SPEAKER_01: It was a boys' trip.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_02: A boys' trip, like fucking, I've had a good I've had a boys' camping trip a couple of times with Kate's brother and some mates, and um it is uh like I'm very like I love camping with Kate.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: Camping with the boys is just completely different.
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_01: It is a different vibe, it's just like like I will admit, all right, so it was sort of a boys' trip.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: So what is it?
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_01: There were four people brought their partners.
• 15:13
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, but if it's a boy's trip it's still a boys' trip.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, if you're bringing if it's if it's said in the group chat, hey guys, let's have a bit of a boys camping trip.
• 15:22
  SPEAKER_02: I'm not being rude to the girls.
• 15:23
  SPEAKER_02: We we love you, not being rude, but it's just it's our time to just catch up and we just we and to be honest, you guys think we do stupid shit?
• 15:30
  SPEAKER_02: No, we literally talk stupid shit, like we just say the stupidest shit.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: Sort of also kind of do stupidest shit.
• 15:38
  SPEAKER_02: They don't need to know that, okay.
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but um, yeah, look, if as soon as because I think because that would have pissed me off, because if I and I'm gonna go on a bit of a rant team, yeah.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_02: So to cut off, if I was having a boys' trip weekend and I was and I let's say I wasn't the one who organized it, I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm keen.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_02: I rock up there and I see a couple of guys there with their missus, I'm then like, fuck.
• 15:59
  SPEAKER_02: Why why can't I bring my missus?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: And now I'm like, when everyone does Instagram posts, my partner is now gonna sit there and go, why the fuck were we not invited?
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_02: And it just makes it awkward as fuck.
• 16:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like fuck you for whoever brings their partner on a boys' weekend.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: Sorry to you guys, but Brayden continue.
• 16:15
  SPEAKER_01: Uh Namie was wanting to come, but it just wasn't suiting time for her.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_01: I started drinking all this piss, man, and I holy fuck, I've never been so blind in my fucking life.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: Can I get a I just want to get a because I want to get all the details.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: I love we love the details.
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: What time did you rock up there?
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: So when did the first beer crack open?
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: probably about lunchtime.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_02: Alright, good time to start a good time to crack open a beer.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, fucking up.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a beer lunch, yep, I love it.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_01: And fuck that trip was long, so it was well deserved.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: Was it two nights?
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_01: Three nights.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: Or three nights.
• 16:48
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's even better because you could have a two night end nothing.
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking big, big.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: I think it was three nights, yeah.
• 16:53
  SPEAKER_01: It was big, fucking weird.
• 16:54
  SPEAKER_02: So are we talking when you got there?
• 16:56
  SPEAKER_02: There was no break, it was just drink, drink, drink, drink, yeah, just a bit.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_01: Love it, I love it.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_01: And the best thing too, guys, like you know, I'm a big foodie.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: I fucking brought the uh the Columbia smoker.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: I remember us talking about this on the podcast.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_02: I brought it.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: For the people listening, I know you're probably just caught up with the podcast, but I okay, so you definitely brought it.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: I fucking brought it, dude.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'd break it over.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_01: And I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, I'll be bringing it every single time.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_01: So first night, I got butterfly chucks, and I need to get everyone hooked on this because it's fucking so good.
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: And then the ones are like woolies, like the but they're not the like the woolies, but you can get them in woolies.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_02: But a butterfly chicken's like a chicken that's spread open.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, and they're so juicy and tender.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_01: Plus, plus, like when you're when I find personally when I'm cooking with my smoker and I'm doing a whole chok that's not cut up or like split, yeah, really, really difficult to make sure everything's cooked evenly.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_01: If I have it split down the middle and it's butterfly out, it's a lot easier to flip it and everything because I've got it hanging on hooks.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_02: At the end of the day, camping, you want to make it easy too.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: You're you because you don't want that to be your priority.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: It's exactly what you're doing.
• 17:56
  SPEAKER_02: You want to be able to be a bit drunk and still cope with cooking.
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, so um, yeah, I cooked uh there's a seasoning called uh magic dust, and it's a white, it's like a yellowy white one.
• 18:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's a lanes one, and holy fuck, it's like crack.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, is that I I put it on the um so what I usually do is I you I do a sriracha as a binder, and then I do sriracha.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_01: I do this thing, it's called Yard Bird.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's like the best fucking seasoning I've ever had on chicken besides this one.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Shout out to you guys.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yep, yep.
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_01: And fuck me, it's like it's spicy, sweet, and just fucking delicious.
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so you are you're you're a bit of a spice.
• 18:32
  SPEAKER_02: I like a bit of spice.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like a bit of spice too.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_01: So I cooked this chicken, I just did a bit of oil, and then did this other stuff, and it's this the stuff uh the magic dust does have a little bit of kick to it, but it's not fucking, oh fuck, it's hot.
• 18:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like it's really nice, like little tingle back of the throat type shit.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: And fuck yeah, I just had it on, sinking Tennies cunt.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: And uh, because I put my I've got this meat thermometer thing, so and it connects to a device where it'll beep up or I've got a phone.
• 18:57
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, you told me about this, yes, yes.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just sitting at the campfire with the beers, drinking with the boys, and then beep beep beep, oh fuck yeah, let's go get the food out.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_01: And yeah, we just had them all.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_01: You might so people must have loved you cooking all that feed, dude.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_01: I everyone fucking loved it then.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_01: So we did chicken first night, uh, second night, um, what else did we do?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: Oh no, I think it was only my bad.
• 19:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think it may have only been two nights.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Two nights.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_01: Two nights, sorry.
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_01: Um and the second night we did I brought picana and I did a coffee rub on it.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, okay.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it was really funny.
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_03: Are you a coffee person?
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I love coffee.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_01: I I for some reason I think it's really good on red meat when you're trying to smoke it and cook it.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's interesting.
• 19:39
  SPEAKER_01: Because the um it's like something to do within the coffee, like the acidity and stuff really enhances like the red meat side, like the meatiness of red.
• 19:48
  SPEAKER_01: Because I love coffee too, so dude, it is so fucking like you just wouldn't think that would be good on meat, but I'm taking your word for it.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, I'm I'm I'm letting you know right now, it's fucking awesome.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_01: We did, we did um And is it like did you actually use coffee or was it a top of coffee rub?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: So it's a coffee rub, but it's got proper coffee ground in it.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, okay.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um it's got like garlic and bit of chili and stuff like that.
• 20:09
  SPEAKER_01: That sounds so good.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: It's so good.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: And fucking, yeah, put it on uh put it on the meat, and then we just it was called perfectly medium rare, nice, juicy, and fucking um uh what's it?
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we just did we did it on burgers with um coleslaw.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, like slot.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, it was I it was.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_01: I hope you were charging everyone like 20 bucks because if I wanted that from a food van, fucking real.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_02: You'd be paying 20 bucks for one of those foods.
• 20:34
  SPEAKER_01: It's unreal, dude.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_02: More beers that night too?
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and yeah, so basically So you were telling me that's like the most drunk.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: I find that very hard to believe, Brandon.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_02: I've like we've we've talked about we love to drink.
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: Being honest, that was the drunkest you've no.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: So the first night, yeah, I was the drunkest.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: So I uh fuck.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: I can't really remember much of the night.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_01: What is drinking games?
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Because that drink fuck drinking games.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_02: We did beer pong, we did beer pong, and then um don't tell me you played that fucking game you taught me.
• 21:04
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck you in Noemi for the game.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_01: We didn't play Park the Bus.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, fuck you.
• 21:06
  SPEAKER_01: I really love it.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_02: I love you guys, but fuck you in Miami for Long.
• 21:09
  SPEAKER_02: That game like fucked us all up.
• 21:11
  SPEAKER_01: We did some other cool ones, like it was um we did this game called Imposter, which is fucking stupid.
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_01: I love it.
• 21:16
  SPEAKER_02: And we had we had like we had like 12 of us, so it's so much so into it, and you can and like at the end of it when it's not that person and you didn't even think, you're just like, what?
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: And the thing is, like when I'm drunk, like I just I'm just a fucking jokester.
• 21:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like and like everyone thought it was me.
• 21:31
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, fuck off and they just yeah, but it was so good.
• 21:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like the first time I got that fucking blind the next morning, bro.
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_01: I've I'd say I've I don't think I've ever woken up so fucking hungover in my life.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_01: I wanted to kill myself.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: Like I I told I told Karen, I was like, dude, I really want to die right now.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_01: I feel like I'm dying.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and like I you know, I try drinking everything, and I was like, you know, I I need like an energy drink, try drinking.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_01: energy drink clear.
• 22:03
  SPEAKER_02: I am uh when I um go camping I bring the stuff I know for a hangover yeah so I'll bring uh I'll bring a uh can of energy drink yep then I'll bring penadol and urofin then I'll bring a coffee so milk so just to try and flush the alcohol out of me and if that all doesn't work just fucking open another beer and just suck it up yeah because it I I will say drinking does cure the hangover having another beer and it it does work it does work it does yeah but you just think to yourself I'm never gonna drink again and by the afternoon you crack open another beer and you're onto it again.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah I was just like how the fuck did I not throw up last night like I was fucking stupid.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_01: It's like when you lay down and the whole thing's spinning and you're just like wow yeah man I've got photos in my fucking phone of just photos of the stars.
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_02: I must have just been sitting there taking photos of the stars oh mate that's good to hear now mate um when we were away I had a um confession from a listener we've actually got two confessions I love this we've got one that's a voice message and we've got one that's an actual text message but I'll do the text message first.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_01: Do we know them?
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_02: I actually don't know this person.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know if you know them but um they wanted to stay anonymous so um I've got to find it now um okay it's a bit of a long confession like this is um but this is this is funny as fuck okay I'm so fucking keen dude okay here we go all right hey lads I've got to confess lads that just screams uk to me yeah and I look if you're from the UK and that I love that I love that lads to me there's no that's not Aussie lads I don't think is rule I think I've used lads like a couple of times.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah but lads to me is you when I think lads I think UK yeah yeah hi lads I've got a confession a few years ago my girlfriend and I were fooling around in the car late at night it was absolutely pitch black and we thought we were being pretty clever parking somewhere quiet.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: When we decided to leave I got out through the back door and thought I unlocked the car I walked around to the driver's door still completely naked pulled the handle locked I tried again still locked that's when I realized at some point I managed to lock myself out of the car while butt naked in the middle of nowhere I'm standing there in the pitch black freezing my ass off panicking while my girlfriend is still inside she looks through the window and starts pissing herself with laughing after what felt like 20 seconds it was only 10 seconds probably she opened the door and I literally and her and I were pissing ourselves laughing eventually we were safe to say we'll eventually oh eventually we got back in the um car put our clothes on drove away and we would never have car sex ever again why the what what do you mean like why don't you just go over the front seats what are you doing the what the fuck I yeah I don't know what point yeah fucking crazy man I can imagine just like middle of the night it is fucking cold.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_02: Imagine if I imagine if you saw some headlights come around the corner I think I'd properly drop under the quick yeah oh god I've yeah look I've always said this car sex I just think is a no you just there's yeah what do you do at that moment you just like like oh fuck that's dude like it's it's one of those situations like it's it's so funny but then it's like whole dude you get caught like you're never gonna not be able to remember that day like you're gonna know someone out there has also seen your cock without without wanting to see it and probably didn't enjoy the look of it either.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_02: If I'm driving look if I'm driving back from work or somewhere like that the last thing I need to see is naked boy or a random naked boy or naked girl trying to get in the car.
• 25:44
  SPEAKER_02: That shit I don't need to see okay I will fucking laugh and I might honk at you or say something to you like such shit or something but at the end of the day I don't want to see that shit.
• 25:54
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah nah that's fucking hilarious.
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_02: Good on you though God that's hilarious.
• 25:58
  SPEAKER_02: Please tell me if that's like um if you guys have ever had like a story like that of a confession like where you know something went wrong in your car sex or something.
• 26:08
  SPEAKER_02: Remember that there was that time that someone um I think they uh in front of that house and you got to that guy I I know who that was and they won't just say another side I know who it is and I do remember that story but if you guys have any like things that have gone wrong with you filling in the car we would love to hear it because yeah I I'm a big I'm a big no on it I don't know about you but I'm a big yeah I mean yeah I am yeah I am like just fucking wait till you get home or wait till your destination seriously like I like I don't know I think well I don't want to expose myself too much like because it's not that I've done any of it but it's like I wouldn't fucking like say no like oh okay not like not like to actual like you know fair enough but just to try something different.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah but like I'm just saying like at least they found it like here they are lucky that no one came around the corner like they are lucky they found a quiet place and but anyway mate uh let's move on it's time for yay or nay the segment where opinions clash friendships get tested and the debates get loud one question one answer yay or nay I had to really because it I did it absolutely ages ago two months ago I did it so I had to go back in my stories and go what was our yay and nay um first date out of movies ah now obviously you know when you have that first day and you go you plan that first date with your partner and you're just like okay you need what do we do it's a bit awkward is this a couple of people pick like going to the movies and it's a very I think it's a very like people you'll either think yep it's a great first thing or you're like no no absolutely don't bring me to a movie for a first date I'm on the bandwagon of going to the movies on a first date I'm a nay I think like on a first date you want to be able to talk to someone and you when you're in a movie you're just sitting there and you just you're technically sitting next to a stranger if you don't really know them that well yeah and you're sitting there for two hours and then by the end of it like you may go to dinner but like I just find that awkward I'm like what about you?
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: Are you a yay or nay um I'm probably gonna say nay as well nay but like it's like I don't know probably RK would be a bigger thing for I think RK would be better than because at least once again you're communicating you're talking you can have that bit of you can be like super goofy with it all you know what I mean for movies you've got to be quiet you've got to sit there then you yeah I just what do you think the outcome was I reckon it's oh it's obviously more yay.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_01: More yay?
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_02: I reckon it's obviously more yeah 62% voted nay 38% voted yay so more people thought yep definitely go um hopefully don't go to the movies on a first date.
• 28:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because like I reckon if you've if you've gone on a date before if you've gone to a date beforehand maybe a a um movie date afterwards could be alright.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah 100% just not for the first date yeah just not for the first date I'm I and I remember this and I and I don't want to give away my tip but any guys that if you're single and okay I I want to say this right now and I will stand on this hill.
• 29:02
  SPEAKER_02: First date mini golf hear me out two things two things one you both look like dickheads when you're playing it but you can play a bit of a like a band with it.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah so what you can do is you can be like hey before the game starts you can be like hey let's do a bit of a bet.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_02: If I win you know you come back to my place and you know I make you some nice dinner.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no I'm just saying I'm just saying it doesn't have to be a theoretical or you can make it a bit more fun where you're like oh you gotta buy me a beer or something like that or if I win you know if I'll if you win if the she wins I'll buy you a cocktail yeah and you can have that argument and when you're playing it's a bit of like competitiveness but at the other end of it it makes it a bit more fun towards the end of it.
• 29:45
  SPEAKER_02: I will stand on that hill if you're taking on someone on a first date make it like somewhere where you guys can have a bit of banter between it like an arcade.
• 29:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah you can have some fun with it but you both look stupid at the same time bowling however that's a no go because bowling you there's no cut bowling there's too many icks and bowling there's too many because like if you play putt putt and miss the hole it's a bit like laughing but it's the fact that when you're bowling and you get it right in the right in the fucking like gutter.
• 30:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah yeah that's not good.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_02: You just I wouldn't recommend bowling but yeah I'm not I'm not a big fan of bowling either like I'm actually and I'm not gonna blow Steam of Mars for some reason I don't know if I got luck I just every time I play bowling I'll at least get one strike.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_02: Nice oh I think last time I played bowling I didn't get a single strike at least you're honest I think I got more spares than fucking anybody but yeah no bowling yeah fuck that I think um me and Amy we did like a little like uh it was like a double date thing with like an old friend she had yeah and it was like bowling and like laser tag I love laser tag I love laser tag laser tag was so good I don't know if I might the age now where I probably should be admitting I still love laser tag but because at what age do we realise okay you know I can't like do this anymore.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like I went to a um it was like a um like a festival somewhere or something like that.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_02: And you know those big giant slides and you used to go down on a potato sack oh like fuck I went on one of them recently it wasn't until I got to the top and I looked back down at the line and saw that I was the oldest one there by like 15 years.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah I thought yeah this giant just go down the bottom of this hill on bottom of the slide and just never go on one of these ever again you've hit that moment.
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_01: Usually if you if you're older than fucking like 12 going up there you have a child with you.
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_01: Like shut the fuck up okay I know but it's like in a child of me wants to like so I don't like personally like I don't think I went to many like you know those places like chipmunks and stuff.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah yeah I went yeah I never I don't think I really ever went to places like that a lot so like when I used to go I fucking had the best time and me now is like as an adult I'm like kind of I'd still fucking love to go.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_02: But that is that's gonna work well for you because when you like later in the future if you guys decide to have kids yeah you're gonna because you've been wanting to go there you're gonna take them there and you're gonna have the best fucking time.
• 32:02
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah like I it's just so cool.
• 32:04
  SPEAKER_01: I think they caught the coolest idea but yeah no 100% do you have anything else to bring to the table mate I want to talk about or there's one thing from camping that I want to fucking say and it is so crazy.
• 32:15
  SPEAKER_01: So you know the challenge it's not really rain challenge okay I just I just thought I'd ask um you know the challenge um at the bakery or the the the the the 100 kilo donut or the sausage roll oh it's like you're whatever yeah some something did I say 100 kilos what is like 15 or 5 kilo or something yeah it's like a yeah something like that yeah and it's this fucking long it looks almost six foot long like it's fucking nuts.
• 32:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was so we we went to the bakery obviously got some food and I'm just having a look on the walls and there's just plaques of fucking stainless steel fucking it's crazy.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's nuts and I'm looking around and there are cunts that I've done it under five minutes.
• 32:53
  SPEAKER_01: Now I don't know about you guys.
• 32:55
  SPEAKER_02: We've seen these I don't know about you guys but I seen some I also seen some pretty cool fucking things that people wrote like it was like one guy said uh usually I don't finish first but today I did um but yeah so that was pretty good um uh I saw one on there and it was under two and a half minutes and I and we're all sitting at the table I'm like who the fuck is finishing this under two and a half I'm sorry but I would love to see that guy just you just shoving that down the gob just like fuck yeah I what to be honest what do you reckon you could do it in what do what do I reckon I feel like 10 minutes is even better than it okay I think I could do it in 15 minutes.
• 33:44
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah I think I think like close to 10 to 15 minutes.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_02: But like I'm not I haven't eaten anything all day yeah no you go you if you're gonna have that you're gonna make sure you haven't eaten all day.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: And motherfucker I am using a knife and fork I'm not bear girl in it.
• 33:58
  SPEAKER_02: Dude I can just imagine this can't do anything two and a half minutes he's grabbing it with his bare dogs and he's deep throating it not even swallowing just oh that's not actually the way you put that maybe I don't want to watch that it's like it's like something that like there are like certain people that are just like there are some things they just shouldn't compete in because it hides their inner skill maybe I thought that story was going to go that you did the challenge and I no I've if fuck that no you just go oh shit there's like some crazy things like I like I've seen people do it in two hours I'm like that's respectable I see that like people doing it in a couple hours fucking two hours that's piss taking if you're doing that challenge at least put up a two hours two hours no mate I'm sorry but at that point you don't just overpark like cleaners are like coming in you've had in two hours that means that fucker sat down and you've had a rotation of let's say 50 different people come through no you've probably had a rotation of people working in two hours nah you you that's a piss take I would love to know the guy with that fucking mo and the um the mullet and everything that fucking deep throats cream fucking gem rolls.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_01: I would love to see him just train this thing inside of his neck like a fucking clam bro I would love to see him do it like it's but there's so many plaques up there like a lot of it is over a hundred plaques and it goes into the bakery as well yeah like it's not just a donut place it goes into the bakery and then where they all sit and it's like holy fuck and there's people from like 2012 or whatever it was 2016 or something it's like yeah oh my god so let us know if you want to see Brayden and I do that.
• 35:52
  SPEAKER_02: Oh fuck hey tell you what you won't be able to have beers like you will because fuck you you'd have like the driest fucking mouth yeah I wouldn't even know how I would approach that like I would have water and I'll just try and just like which angle do you take to go down the middle or do I take a little bit from the side or do I just fucking oh my god you know yeah that's crazy uh now moving on mate I've got to bring it up and I've got to the Lions four years in a row we're going to the grand finals Brisbane uh you know I'm a proud Brisbane Lion I love this city best sport in the world holy shit I may witness this Saturday my Brisbane Lions go back to back to back I'm crying I'm either crying because I'm happy or crying because I've lost um but like the emotions are going to be crazy like I'm just put it this way if you follow me on Instagram you're gonna know if they've won because I'm gonna post about it.
• 36:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yep if you don't see any posts from me don't text me because I'm fucking hibernating crying eating a tub of ice cream yeah yeah yeah uh but yeah so I just want to put it out to their lines good luck to you guys I'm proud of you guys uh four years um in a grand final back four years in a row could be a three peat for us it's pretty cool gotta love Brisbane and fuck you Melbourneers that think that it's still your sport ha not even a Melbourne team is in the grand final anyway love you Melbourne is who listeners I think we got a few Melbourne listeners so I think I'm gonna yeah I think I've gonna back it off yeah um got anything else mate you got oh yeah well what's it um uh yeah well what's it I know you have a dirt bike I do have a dirt bike selling it selling it yeah yeah I I look mate it we I don't ride it as much I don't even remember the last time I rode it I reckon it's been nearly over four years um just because a lot of places we went to after COVID they shut down yeah and like they haven't reopened and it's just like we've kind of just you can go to the one near the Tib.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah but that's shit.
• 37:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah I know it's shit but like I meant like proper dirt bike tracks out on people's farms and yeah but like I I will I'm not gonna lie those years of my life having a dirt bike I will never forget yeah fucking the riding and the yeah just everything about it.
• 38:03
  SPEAKER_01: And you've got a bike yeah I I just I just purchased a um a dirt bike off um my supervisor he does hard enduro yeah hard enduro yeah and so it was his daughter's bike so it's just something for me to start on because I've never I never really I know how to ride a bike but you've got to start somewhere you've got to I never really you know I didn't want to jump into like a 250 straight away so I was like yeah so it's just a little one two five fucking four stroke so yeah she's pretty she's pretty she's pretty mint like I just got to get a new carby on her bike do you know what bike it is it's an uh it's a like a it's like a little pit bike almost oh okay yeah it's an Apollo Thunder so I'm I've purchased this thing and then when I get a full drive I'm going neck and neck I'm going straight after I'm getting a big bike.
• 38:42
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah so you're still in the process of getting a full drive yeah still I'm saving up my bickies so we're getting there I've got an idea what I want to get can we hear it yeah so I'm thinking either possibly just like a series four patrol probably or because I was our original I was thinking like a 105 or like a 106 Hilux but it's like for those prices I can also get a patrol and 200 mate yeah two ID they they're expensive.
• 39:08
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah they you pay the money because they're the badge you yeah and so I it's either yeah that or I might get a um like a if I was get to get a U Like I wouldn't mind getting a Hilux like it'd be pretty nice but I'm probably gonna be looking at either an RC Colorado or probably like a like I don't know the 4J I like the 4J the 4J is pretty reliable so I'm thinking like RC Colorado maybe I might even go to like a newer Colorado ish.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah that's what I'm that's what I'm saving my bickies up for.
• 39:40
  SPEAKER_01: So and what time frame are you you're like you're hoping I'm hoping like I would love to get one before I'm qualified but I it wouldn't hurt to get one after as well and would that be like you and Naomi's car or is that going to be your car?
• 39:52
  SPEAKER_01: Well hopefully it would just be my car.
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_01: But um like I'll obviously let her drive and everything like yeah so I just want basically something I can tour all the way to Catherine up and oh yeah and you'll be able to go on the beach.
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah you know it's just yeah I haven't been on the beach in ages actually I've got to get back there.
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_01: It's just but because it's just like it's prime time now to go to the beach as well it's so fucking hot.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah but like and it's just like but it's just finding time like you just I'm always busy and I'm doing my right like radio at the moment is crazy because we're getting so many more outside broadcasts.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like busy as with that um doing the podcast and just doing you know Kate's family my family it's just nonstop really but I am looking forward to going back to Fraser.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_02: I want to do another Fraser trip.
• 40:30
  SPEAKER_01: If you've never been to Fraser have you no but um yeah so a mate of mine Justin he wants to do we've had him on the podcast shout out to you mate Justin uh what's it um he is thinking of you doing Fraser or Morton for his birthday yeah look been to both uh been to Fraser Island a few times been to Morton Island couldn't even fucking tell you how many times been over there way lots of times um completely two different things Fraser Island is you words can't describe Fraser Island because it's so big there's so much to see on Fraser like you could spend two weeks on Fraser and not even scrape a small portion of Fraser there's so much it's the biggest sand island of the world.
• 41:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah right um Morton Island I I actually prefer Morton Island I love Morton Island uh well you've been there yeah yeah you know Morton Island is just like it's something like it's something where you're on that side where you can look over at Redcliffe you feel attached from like civilization you're just like yeah I'm away from all the shit and the waterways are beautiful it's just oh it is amazing there isn't it yeah it it really but expensive fuck yeah just the put just the barge fare I think it's like$350.
• 41:40
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah it is yeah plus the camping and then plus your food your alcohol fuck and the food there the spa or whatever is there is fucked when it comes to pricing is well yeah and I I get why it is because it it's hard to get over there and because they've got no competition they can charge that um but yeah it is an expensive trip it really ends Fraser and Morton ends up being nearly the same like price range because well Fraser Island I think is the most ripoff thing ever because if you go from um uh in skip yep it is a like a five minute bar barge ride and it costs about don't count me on this I think it's about 130 yeah could have changed I don't know that's a five minute bar range okay$130.
• 42:18
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah Morton Island is an hour and a half bar ride and that's$350.
• 42:24
  SPEAKER_02: So how can Fraser Island charge us for five minutes for$130 yet the micart which is an hour and a half you're on there for$350.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_02: That just to me just doesn't make sense in my head but anyway surprised people will be willing to well they they put that on there because that's the only way to get across there you're not going to drive your car like it or not yeah you've got to get across there good luck going with your car.
• 42:47
  SPEAKER_01: But yeah hopefully mate it all works out with you getting a full drive yeah dude like the whole plan is basically get a full drive get another dirt bike because I'm I'm getting I'm I really want to get into something that I can do outdoors fucking like I've got fish and rods and everything but not much I don't really like just fishing on a jetty and whatnot.
• 43:04
  SPEAKER_01: Like I've got mates with boats but you know they're when when they're at work like it just interferes.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 43:10
  SPEAKER_01: So um but yeah no I I just want to yeah get another dirt bike and make you love it.
• 43:15
  SPEAKER_01: Go with the guys from workers.
• 43:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah one does enduro and the other one likes fucking just go on out whack as bush fucking places.
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_02: So I'd love to I did some of the best riding in with enduro pardon me um in that I'll ever do.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah um it's just going through like the bushes and then the creeks it's just you can't and then you open up to a green field and you just open it up and it's just awesome.
• 43:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah I can't wait with this thing man I'm like fucking so high like sight broken.
• 43:43
  SPEAKER_01: Mate that's good.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully it works out and mate we mate we're gonna get processes from it so hopefully it all works out.
• 43:48
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm hoping that one day that I'll be sitting here and I'll be waiting for you to get in and I'll see a full drive pull up and I'll be like fuck yeah we he's made he's done fucking made it I tell you what guys like it's been I
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: I've been saying I've been wanting full drive for like five years.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_02: The whole time I've known you, which has I think been four years or three years now.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_02: I I've known you've been wanting a full drive.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like when I get one, guys, there it is going.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna make sure it is the most spectacular thing I've ever bought.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I swear to God.
• 44:17
  SPEAKER_01: Mate, I swear to fucking god.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: Keep them because they're fucking expensive.
• 44:20
  SPEAKER_02: They are but and diesel at the moment, ha! Yeah.
• 44:24
  SPEAKER_02: Liquid gold.
• 44:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's literally right.
• 44:27
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, I can't believe the price of fuel.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_01: But Naomi's parents' pirado, they've got a they've got an extra long, like a like a long tank on it.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, extra range, sorry.
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: What the fuck?
• 44:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um almost$400 to fill it to the to the brim from bottom.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: Holy shit.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_01: It's fucked.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: All right, moving on.
• 44:45
  SPEAKER_02: I bet we'll quickly do this.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: I better talk about it.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_02: Bali.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_02: Um went to Bali.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: I don't think I've talked about um a couple of things.
• 44:51
  SPEAKER_02: Uh two weeks we were over there.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: Um it was good.
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_02: Um we did Thursday to Thursday, but for the two weeks.
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we ran around the exact same time we did last year.
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: Um, if you remember, I talked about on the podcast last year.
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, this time, absolutely unreal.
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_02: Just nothing is, you know.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: Obviously, I was talking about the surcharges and all that, but other than that, Bali is look, you're either love, you're either gonna love Bali, you're gonna hate Bali.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_02: You've got to go to those countries with the mindset of like this is a third world country.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_02: Like you are going into places where these people don't own a, they don't have a lot of money, they live in shacks, they don't, you know, they don't have the privilege we do.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, you know, they're water is infected, so you gotta be careful so much with the water so you don't get barley belly.
• 45:32
  SPEAKER_02: But fuck me, you just the stuff over there, I just still don't get it because I know it's because the government pays for it, but like the resorts, ha.
• 45:41
  SPEAKER_02: Just the resorts like you were never seen before.
• 45:43
  SPEAKER_02: They are berserk.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like we paid so cheap for some of these five-star resorts, and I'm like, if we had a resort like that in Brisbane, you would be paying nearly three grand a night, I think, for these places.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: And you know what?
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_02: I love a swim-up bar.
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: Swim-up bars are dangerous, they look so cool.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_02: Like just there's something about going in a pool and swimming up to your bar.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_02: But I'm I'm not gonna lie, a bit of a rant here.
• 46:06
  SPEAKER_02: If you're at a swim-up bar, don't bring your children to the swim-up bar.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck that family that did that to me.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_02: Kids kicking her everywhere, I've got a beer, I see pool water going in my beer because the kids are splashing around.
• 46:18
  SPEAKER_02: I'm like, I'm thinking this is a pool bar.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like, kids should not be here, it's a bar.
• 46:23
  SPEAKER_02: Like, but foreigners, they don't, they just don't give a fuck.
• 46:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like, then they don't think.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm just like, I'm not gonna mention which foreign country it is because I don't want to be that rude.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_02: I'll tell you off camera.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_02: But as soon as I say it, you're gonna be like, yep, makes sense.
• 46:36
  SPEAKER_01: Makes total sense.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but yeah, and then uh we went to we went to Uluwaru um the first night, which is like the surfy place of it, and that's where it's like you're on cliffs, yep, and just uh berserk, like there's just your your resort was right on a cliff and just amazing.
• 46:50
  SPEAKER_02: Then we went to Sunua, which is a bit more karma.
• 46:52
  SPEAKER_02: Then we went to Uberd, which is like the jungle Bali, where it's just you're really in the jungle, and that's where you see the true Bali, I guess, where they're in huts.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_02: And um, and then we did the last big leg in Semignac, and that's where you see majority of like the populated Bali, you know, you got um all the youngins and everything.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all the youngins and all the tourists, because that's where they got everything.
• 47:11
  SPEAKER_02: So I they got a beach there called Double Six Beach, and it's literally got restaurants on the beach, back to back.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_02: So what some people do is they just bar hop the whole way down the beach and just but we go there for um dinner because you it's so nice on the beach, and they got like umbrellas and but the food, mate.
• 47:28
  SPEAKER_02: You're an you're an I foodie.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, there I'm a big lover for like Italian, but like pizza and pasta.
• 47:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
• 47:35
  SPEAKER_02: The best pizza and pasta I have ever had is in Bali.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_02: I have been to authentic Italian restaurants, I've been to authentic um uh what would I say, like, you know, like Italian.
• 47:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I've been to a lot of Italian restaurants.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, in Bali, best pizza I've had in the best pasta I had.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a big seafood lover and I know what I'm about to say, and I know a lot of people are gonna go, ew, what the fuck?
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_02: I tried my first and I've been wanting to try it for a long time, but because it's so expensive over here, it was cheap over there, so I'm like, fuck it, I'm gonna try it.
• 48:04
  SPEAKER_02: Squidding pasta.
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_02: So the pasta, it's they use squid ink, but the so the pasta's black.
• 48:10
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
• 48:11
  SPEAKER_02: And it's got like it's a real seafoody taste, but oh my god.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_02: Just Unreal.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god, mate.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's freaking, I just yeah.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_02: Best food, you'll eat you will eat so good over there.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_02: You really will.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_01: I think the best uh seafood or like fish meal I've ever had was this um curried fish.
• 48:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that already sounds good to me.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Curry fish is actually really nice.
• 48:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, are you a big seafood lover?
• 48:34
  SPEAKER_01: I love seafood.
• 48:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I think uh seafood is just I get you know, you in Bali, I was a bit like, oh, what's a seafood gonna be like?
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_02: But um you I think you just you gotta be smart.
• 48:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like if you go to a you don't go to restaurants in Bali that are just not busy.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like in Brisbane, you go to places where you see it's like not busy because you're like, oh fuck yeah, we're gonna be pretty good.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_02: If you go to a place in Brisbane and like and it's busy, you're just like, oh fuck, here we go.
• 48:57
  SPEAKER_02: In Bali, no, you want to find the place that's busy because it's busy for a reason.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_02: And it's like you spot the Aussie.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: If you go where Aussies go, you know you're gonna be good.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: And um, yeah, but I tell you what, going back to what you're going way back to what you said at the start of the podcast where you were like talking about when you had a hangover because you drank too much.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_02: Now, I don't know if it's because of what their beer is or whatever, but bing tanks over in Bali are like 4.8%.
• 49:21
  SPEAKER_02: So they're a they're a heavy beer.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_02: And the lowest beer percentage they got which is drinkable, is about 4%.
• 49:27
  SPEAKER_02: And it's called the Bing Tang, the Bing Tang Crystal.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_02: Just another version of a Krona.
• 49:32
  SPEAKER_02: It's like their version of Krona.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:34
  SPEAKER_02: Fucking, I think it's better than a Krona.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_02: Damn, it's really good, okay, but you've got to have a line with it.
• 49:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it tastes completely different outline.
• 49:41
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, a normal bing tang.
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_02: I can I drank like excuse me, I had uh we went to a um sports bar, the Brisbane Lions were playing, so we went there and they were doing a bing tang bucket.
• 49:52
  SPEAKER_02: So five bing tanks for the price of Australian money about$18.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_02: That's fucking unreal.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so five bingtangs for$18 pretty good.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_02: Um and we had probably four buckets.
• 50:05
  SPEAKER_02: I was belonged.
• 50:06
  SPEAKER_02: I the Brisbane Lions won, I was cheering, I was chanting, I was leaving.
• 50:10
  SPEAKER_02: I don't even apparently I got on a bike on the way back to the resort.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_02: Don't even remember getting on the bike, to be honest.
• 50:15
  SPEAKER_02: Um woke up the next morning, perfectly fine.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: God dang it.
• 50:19
  SPEAKER_02: And I thought to myself, I'm thinking, that can't be right.
• 50:22
  SPEAKER_02: Normally, if I've drunk that much beer, I am waking up feeling like like what you said, shit.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 50:28
  SPEAKER_02: Now, is it the be like is there stuff they put in Australian beer that just gives us a massive hangover?
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_02: Because mate, I drank bing tanks, cocktails.
• 50:37
  SPEAKER_02: Like there was a couple of nights where Kate and I, we were pretty drunk.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_02: Like, not every night we were drunk, like we were drinking, but we weren't drunk.
• 50:44
  SPEAKER_02: But there was a few nights where we got a bit, you know, got on the pierce, having a big time, woke up the next morning feeling absolutely fine.
• 50:51
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 50:52
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what it is.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know if it's uh yeah, I don't know if it's like also like food you eat throughout the day.
• 50:58
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's another thing.
• 51:00
  SPEAKER_02: But you know how like some wines people will say if they're wine drinkers, like some wines will like give you the massivest headache and some will not.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's why I was like, I'm wondering if they got stuff like I was like wondering if they got stuff in the bing tang that we don't have that just doesn't maybe give us that headache as much as I don't know.
• 51:14
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe that's why everyone likes drinking so much over there.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_02: Well, also because it's cheap.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_02: Would you say no to a$5 bucket for$18?
• 51:20
  SPEAKER_04: Fuck no.
• 51:21
  SPEAKER_02: Are you kidding me?
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_02: No way.
• 51:23
  SPEAKER_02: I'd snatch it.
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_02: No, exactly, mate.
• 51:25
  SPEAKER_02: And it's um proper cold beer too.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_02: Like they will, if your bucket like this is the service you get over there because they they want to be, they want to look after us because obviously we give them money.
• 51:34
  SPEAKER_02: If your bucket of ice starts to melt and you've still got beers in there, they will take those beers out, put a new ice bucket there, and put your beers back in your ice.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_02: That's so nice.
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_02: You just don't get service like that over here.
• 51:43
  SPEAKER_02: Because no one gives a fuck over here.
• 51:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, you just don't like, and like I'm willing to tip over there if I get good service.
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_02: Over here, I don't think I I don't remember the last time I gave someone a tip over here because I haven't had that amazing service over here.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_01: No.
• 51:55
  SPEAKER_02: And I'm not being wrong, like we just we are too what's the word?
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: Not as grateful.
• 52:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not as grateful.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_02: We are we take everything for granted.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_02: And our customer service just goes to shit sometimes.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_01: I you know I went to Bunnings the other day and uh the customer service was dog shit.
• 52:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, 100%.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: I went I went up and I was like, um, I a little shop around just having a look.
• 52:16
  SPEAKER_01: I went up, I was there for a click and collector, I was like, hey, look, um there's two two two shielders behind and one shield in front.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_01: They both work there, they're just chatting away, and I'm like, hey guys, like I'm here for clicking collector.
• 52:27
  SPEAKER_01: One of them's like, Yep, that's me.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, fucking alright, whatever.
• 52:32
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, oh, so like what's your thing?
• 52:34
  SPEAKER_01: What's the barcode?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, oh yeah, here it is.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_01: And bro, she was just like, I dare be down.
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I was gonna say, like, are you fucking alright?
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Like, what the fuck is wrong with T.
• 52:44
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, and like it it makes you in a bad mood because you're just like and you leave there and you walk out of there and you go, what the fuck was that person's problem?
• 52:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like what made you in such a bad mood now that you've got to put me in a bad mood?
• 52:55
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so like just put on a fake smile or something, it's not that hard.
• 52:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's like fuck, like you know what I mean.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I'm like, I don't know.
• 53:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to see someone in a bad mood because I'm like, fuck, like, especially when it's like, because I know girls can be like, I've worked with girls behind a bar and they will act differently towards people they don't like, or like just because of looks or something, or like a guy might be like super ugly or something, like you know what I mean?
• 53:19
  SPEAKER_01: And like it just went straight to that.
• 53:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's like, fuck the they they like she in a shit mood because of me or something like what the fuck?
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_01: And I checked myself Can I go back?
• 53:27
  SPEAKER_02: Did I I know you're chucking the girls right on the leaf?
• 53:30
  SPEAKER_02: Do they do that?
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_02: Do they act like completely different than ugly?
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, some some chicks are fucking will just be way different.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: So there were guy, let's say got this girl orders this guy, he's ugly as shit.
• 53:40
  SPEAKER_02: Next guy that she serves, he is hot ass.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: She'll be completely different to that guy.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking proper sucker.
• 53:45
  SPEAKER_01: And I've heard from um other people as well, dude.
• 53:47
  SPEAKER_01: Like it it's it happens, like you know what I mean?
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like um, and but yeah, I was like, I was like, fuck, like there's something like I did, like you're just like, what the fuck?
• 53:57
  SPEAKER_01: And I checked myself, I was like, who gives a fuck?
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, if you're fucking working on it, yeah.
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, all right, moving on, mate.
• 54:05
  SPEAKER_02: Uh we got enough, we gotta we've got this is gonna be a bit longer episode because we got a lot to catch up.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: Um, another confession.
• 54:10
  SPEAKER_02: This is the voice message.
• 54:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and um, I don't know if she wants me to keep her anonymous.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_02: Um, so I'm not gonna say her name just in case.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but she um I know her, I've known her from high school, and she loves the podcast.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_02: She was literally texting me saying.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: She loves it.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: She was like texting me saying that when's the next podcast?
• 54:28
  SPEAKER_02: Apparently, she didn't listen to us for like ages, but she's just spun like just found it and she like binged, listened the whole way through on the way to work.
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_02: Sweet.
• 54:37
  SPEAKER_02: So she has sent in something for a confession about what happened at work, and all I will say you know what, I'm I'm not gonna say anything.
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_02: We can just take a listen.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_05: So let me Okay, I have a bit of time to share the funny story with you.
• 54:49
  SPEAKER_05: Um, pretty much our workplace was hiring not that long ago, like a couple of weeks ago, and my boss had to do a few interviews with a couple of older blokes because we wanted to get an older bloke into work.
• 55:00
  SPEAKER_05: So this guy comes in, he's about 50, maybe early 60s, and he sits down with my boss, and my boss said, like, this is you know, table talk after the interview.
• 55:12
  SPEAKER_05: My boss was like, when he sat down, this guy was looking at me, but he was also looking at the left wall, like it was it was just not okay.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_05: Couldn't sit there without you know having a little smirk on my face.
• 55:24
  SPEAKER_05: Um and then the interview goes on apparently, rally rally ra they talk about the work and his experience and stuff, and then he goes on too about how he's how he's like sad and you know depressed and stuff, which is really unfortunate.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_05: Um let's believe once the interview's over, the guy stands up, shakes my boss's hand, and he leaves, but as he stood up, a packet of pills, like not the box, the actual the sleeve of pills has fallen out of his pocket as he's left the room.
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_05: So my boss has quickly swiped him up and put them in his pocket.
• 56:01
  SPEAKER_05: And I've come in for my lunch and my boss is throwing them at the table and be like, Google these for me.
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, alright, why?
• 56:09
  SPEAKER_05: And it's like because I think they're like antidepressants or you know, somet something weird and I need to know because I just did an interview with this guy and they need to make sure he's not on drugs.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_05: And I was like, oh, okay.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_05: Um so then you know, I pick out the pills and I look at them and they were huge, they were really large, like Baroque sized pills, and they were green, and there was four of them in this sleeve.
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_05: I'm like, what the hell could this be?
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_05: This is weird.
• 56:35
  SPEAKER_05: So I Google it, I look down at my phone as the search comes up, and I look back up at my boss, and my face, my jaw drops, and he's like, What?
• 56:45
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, Well, he's on a drug, that's for sure.
• 56:48
  SPEAKER_05: My boss is like, tell me now, what is it?
• 56:51
  SPEAKER_05: And I'm like, Viagra.
• 56:53
  SPEAKER_05: Oh shit! This guy came to an interview with Viagra in his pocket, and my boss the colour drain from his face.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_05: He's like, What the fuck?
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_05: Like, why why is he coming to to the interview with Viagra in his pocket?
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_05: Like, is he trying to get lucky with me or something?
• 57:10
  SPEAKER_05: This isn't mine, so I like this like uh halfway house or something that he had Viagra in his pocket, but it was prescribed stuff on Google.
• 57:22
  SPEAKER_05: It said that you know you had to go to the doctors and actually get it prescribed to you for like erectile dysfunction.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_05: There were huge green pills, like I know why are you swallowing that?
• 57:34
  SPEAKER_05: Like, that was huge, but that's that's the story that that's horrifying.
• 57:42
  SPEAKER_05: Who comes into an interview with with my aggro on them?
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_05: That just oh yeah, that's fucking nuts.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_01: That is that is straight up fucking bananas.
• 57:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh god, what the f shout out, um, um, thank you for sending in the voice message.
• 57:59
  SPEAKER_02: Um, absolutely awesome.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_02: I absolutely love that.
• 58:03
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and it's been ages since we got a voice message, but what a crazy story.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_01: I thought for some reason like it was gonna be some weird, like fucking like urinal fucking things or something.
• 58:13
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, surely not, surely.
• 58:18
  SPEAKER_01: Bro, with size tablets like that, you'd be having a raging ball for fucking all like all day, bro.
• 58:24
  SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
• 58:25
  SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
• 58:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking nuts.
• 58:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit, yeah.
• 58:29
  SPEAKER_02: So what do they do with the pills afterwards, you reckon?
• 58:31
  SPEAKER_02: No, no, I don't know.
• 58:32
  SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon do you reckon one of them tried?
• 58:34
  SPEAKER_02: Do you reckon surely one of the guys at work was like, all right, let me have a go at one of these?
• 58:38
  SPEAKER_01: Fucking that's weird as fuck.
• 58:40
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I think I surely they use it for more than just like getting the hard on.
• 58:44
  SPEAKER_01: Surely, right?
• 58:46
  SPEAKER_02: Well, no, because like some people can't, like, you know, for make maybe like medical reasons, can't get erected, so they'll use that to like have sex.
• 58:52
  SPEAKER_01: But like it's got to be useful of some other sorts, right?
• 58:55
  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
• 58:56
  SPEAKER_01: I have no fucking idea.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder.
• 58:57
  SPEAKER_02: Maybe if you need to crack a fat one, I don't fucking know, Brandon.
• 59:00
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you fucking I don't know why you're asking me?
• 59:03
  SPEAKER_02: I'm just you you looked at me like I should know, and I'm like, fuck you, I don't know.
• 59:09
  SPEAKER_01: I don't I like I don't oh fuck man, like that is nuts.
• 59:13
  SPEAKER_01: That is that is proper fucking crazy.
• 59:15
  SPEAKER_02: That is crazy talk right there.
• 59:17
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but yep, thank you guys.
• 59:18
  SPEAKER_02: If you've got any other voice messages to send in or crazy stories like that, we absolutely love it.
• 59:22
  SPEAKER_02: So shout out to you guys for sending back.
• 59:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, but coming towards the end of the episode, mate, let's quickly get into the question.
• 59:28
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I did the qu and I did the question once again two or months ago or something like that.
• 59:33
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and I love to get um you guys um involved in the show.
• 59:36
  SPEAKER_02: So we're gonna quickly wrap him through this because I know we're getting a bit long here.
• 59:40
  SPEAKER_02: Um, send in your best revenge story.
• 59:42
  SPEAKER_02: Um so this is stories where I said, you know, maybe you got one on your ex, maybe your boss, yeah, and I wanted to hear this.
• 59:49
  SPEAKER_02: And we had um, I think we had one or two, if I remember, sent in.
• 59:54
  SPEAKER_02: I do remember one getting sent in, and um this person wants to stay anonymous, and I can understand why.
• 1:00:00
  SPEAKER_02: And this is this is this is um, well, it's it's fucked.
• 1:00:04
  SPEAKER_02: Um, but it's a revenge story.
• 1:00:06
  SPEAKER_02: But um there's a reason why this person wants to stay very anonymous.
• 1:00:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 1:00:10
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like to stay very anonymous here, but a while ago, me and my ex had a big fight.
• 1:00:14
  SPEAKER_02: It was over something really little, but it turned into something big.
• 1:00:17
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, as revenge, I rubbed one out into a bath towel and never told her not my proudest moment.
• 1:00:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's disgusting.
• 1:00:27
  SPEAKER_01: That's I'm sorry to tell you, bro.
• 1:00:30
  SPEAKER_02: That is that's like that's low.
• 1:00:32
  SPEAKER_01: That's like that's like pig attitude right now.
• 1:00:35
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, when I saw that get sent in, I'm like, really?
• 1:00:39
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's you know, like she could have got pink thigh from that.
• 1:00:43
  SPEAKER_02: She's washed that's her bath towel.
• 1:00:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like, like I get from a podcast point of view and the content, fucking funny as fuck.
• 1:00:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like that is a that is like a funniest story, but it's also like fucked, yeah.
• 1:00:54
  SPEAKER_02: Like that is like that's disgusting.
• 1:00:56
  SPEAKER_02: Like that is like, yeah, you can't, you can't.
• 1:00:59
  SPEAKER_02: You can't be rubbing off one into a towel like that.
• 1:01:02
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck.
• 1:01:03
  SPEAKER_02: Oh no.
• 1:01:04
  SPEAKER_01: I'm just thinking, poor Sheila, man.
• 1:01:05
  SPEAKER_02: She's gonna rub her face and you backfired yourself because you said it was like a little argument.
• 1:01:09
  SPEAKER_02: It's not like she's cheated on you or something.
• 1:01:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a little argument.
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_02: What the fuck?
• 1:01:12
  SPEAKER_01: A little argument that went big, and then he's like, you know what, fuck you.
• 1:01:16
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna come all over this, I'm gonna come all over this towel, you know what, and you can experience hell.
• 1:01:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I hope and I pray that this girl found out straight away.
• 1:01:28
  SPEAKER_01: Cause uh I know as a man, like as a you know, shit gets hard pretty quick.
• 1:01:34
  SPEAKER_01: Like, you'd fucking know that it's shit.
• 1:01:36
  SPEAKER_01: Oh shit, yeah.
• 1:01:37
  SPEAKER_01: And if any Sheila knows, like they're shit, like it'd be pretty crack on, like, that's not okay.
• 1:01:43
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's definitely not okay.
• 1:01:44
  SPEAKER_01: Like, that's disgusting.
• 1:01:46
  SPEAKER_02: That's that's um that's fucking low.
• 1:01:49
  SPEAKER_02: Like it's proper low.
• 1:01:50
  SPEAKER_02: But anyway, there we go.
• 1:01:52
  SPEAKER_02: Um, and yeah, I think that was the only revenge story that was sent in, really.
• 1:01:55
  SPEAKER_02: I think so.
• 1:01:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, because it was two months ago, I normally like try and save them, but I can't.
• 1:01:59
  SPEAKER_02: So I apologize if you did send something in and like I can't find it now, but like um, I'm pretty sure like yeah, no one um that was the only one.
• 1:02:09
  SPEAKER_02: So it's a shame.
• 1:02:10
  SPEAKER_02: But uh normally we get more ones than that, but I think a lot of people were scared about have you done any like revenge at work or not like like not revenge, like like my boss and I like my boss and I have a lot of pranks on each other.
• 1:02:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, like so we like banish stuff like he's like a big prankstone.
• 1:02:26
  SPEAKER_02: Like we've done like a couple of little things like over the years.
• 1:02:30
  SPEAKER_02: It's nothing worth to talk about, it's just little things on the job site like we'll do, like he will like he zip tied all my tools together and like a big conga line, and that was a pain in the ass.
• 1:02:39
  SPEAKER_02: Um that's so good.
• 1:02:40
  SPEAKER_02: Just little stuff like that, but I've never done a revenge on like an ex or like a revenge on a mate or something like that.
• 1:02:46
  SPEAKER_02: I've never like I don't think I ever bring myself to that low to need to do a revenge.
• 1:02:50
  SPEAKER_02: Um, I've heard other people's revenge stories like in the past, and I thought, fuck, you know, good on you for getting, you know, if that made you feel better, I don't know, but yeah.
• 1:02:59
  SPEAKER_02: So have you?
• 1:03:00
  SPEAKER_01: No, oh like I've never done like the same thing, never done it to like an ex or some or like a friend.
• 1:03:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like if you're in that situation, you're like contemplating it, check yourself, cunt.
• 1:03:10
  SPEAKER_01: Like, for fuck's sake.
• 1:03:11
  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna get that low?
• 1:03:13
  SPEAKER_02: Like, yeah, do you really need it?
• 1:03:14
  SPEAKER_02: Is it really worth it?
• 1:03:15
  SPEAKER_02: I guess just sleep on it, man.
• 1:03:17
  SPEAKER_02: I guess like you hear some stories like when people have cheated, like they've done some crazy ones.
• 1:03:20
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I will I'll never forget this.
• 1:03:22
  SPEAKER_02: I will never get forget this.
• 1:03:23
  SPEAKER_02: I did this question a few years ago on my show, yeah, and our best revenge story, and this lady called in saying she found her husband um was sleeping with her, like his like assistant or something.
• 1:03:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so she um when he was like, because he was doing firefoot, when he flyed out, she up and like left.
• 1:03:38
  SPEAKER_02: But like that night, she like wanted some food and she thought, you know what, I'm gonna do, I'm gonna get prawns.
• 1:03:43
  SPEAKER_02: And she kept the prawn shells and she hid the prawn shells throughout the whole house.
• 1:03:47
  SPEAKER_02: So obviously, we all know what seafood's like when it goes off, it would reek like fuck.
• 1:03:51
  SPEAKER_02: So when she up and left, and when he came back, the house is gone.
• 1:03:54
  SPEAKER_02: But she would have came back to a house that would have stank like seafood.
• 1:03:57
  SPEAKER_02: And that story has stuck with me forever because I'm like, that is so funny, and thinking outside the box, but that's fucked.
• 1:04:05
  SPEAKER_02: Like, not that poor guy, because fuck him, because you should never cheat on someone, but he would be trying to find those prawn shells, and like the fact that she hit him all over the place, like you will just yeah, you'll never get the smell out.
• 1:04:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, surely not.
• 1:04:16
  SPEAKER_02: No, uh, but mate, there it is.
• 1:04:18
  SPEAKER_02: Another episode.
• 1:04:19
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to be back.
• 1:04:20
  SPEAKER_02: Uh, once again, guys, thank you for being patient.
• 1:04:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yes, thank you guys.
• 1:04:24
  SPEAKER_02: You know, follow us on Instagram, you know, let other people know that we are back, listen to the podcast.
• 1:04:28
  SPEAKER_02: Uh mate, before we head off, we always do this.
• 1:04:30
  SPEAKER_02: What are you having for dinner?
• 1:04:31
  SPEAKER_01: Uh, I think uh Naomi made uh uh what was it?
• 1:04:36
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's like burrito bowls or something.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, nice.
• 1:04:38
  SPEAKER_01: There's something easy to do.
• 1:04:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't mind that.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_01: Something easy.
• 1:04:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because what's it um yeah, she won't be home while I'm going to um well you're here too, I guess.
• 1:04:46
  SPEAKER_01: So while while I'm away from home for that for the week, she won't.
• 1:04:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, because you're going to Twimba.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I'm gonna go.
• 1:04:50
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Townsville to Townsville, sorry, Townsville.
• 1:04:52
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 1:04:53
  SPEAKER_02: Enjoy that, mate.
• 1:04:54
  SPEAKER_02: Good to catch up with some family.
• 1:04:55
  SPEAKER_01: So it's gonna be good.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
• 1:04:56
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, enjoy it, mate.
• 1:04:57
  SPEAKER_02: Hopefully the weather's good for you.
• 1:04:58
  SPEAKER_02: Uh just there for the end of the week, you said?
• 1:05:00
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, just there till Friday.
• 1:05:02
  SPEAKER_01: I come back Friday night, like close to midnight.
• 1:05:06
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, so choose.
• 1:05:07
  SPEAKER_02: So you got three full days.
• 1:05:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, two full days.
• 1:05:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you got a good time to catch up with them.
• 1:05:12
  SPEAKER_02: Um, we are having lasagna tonight.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_02: Fuck yeah.
• 1:05:14
  SPEAKER_02: I do love a good lasagna.
• 1:05:16
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, cozy mill, man.
• 1:05:17
  SPEAKER_01: Cozy mill.
• 1:05:18
  SPEAKER_02: But we are getting it's sad, we're getting out of winter, and it's like all those barbecue season.
• 1:05:24
  SPEAKER_02: I am looking forward to it.
• 1:05:25
  SPEAKER_01: We just did heaps of we were I was slamming Naomi like that.
• 1:05:29
  SPEAKER_01: Sounds really bad.
• 1:05:30
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
• 1:05:31
  SPEAKER_01: That's fucking hell.
• 1:05:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, bro.
• 1:05:36
  SPEAKER_01: I just clocked that too.
• 1:05:39
  SPEAKER_02: You know what?
• 1:05:40
  SPEAKER_01: This is in my head, I was like, pause.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_01: Pause.
• 1:05:43
  SPEAKER_02: This is how slow I am.
• 1:05:45
  SPEAKER_02: I didn't even react until you said hang on, and then I thought, oh no, he's just said, and I'm like, I wouldn't even notice.
• 1:05:51
  SPEAKER_02: Like I would have I would have noticed when I edit it, I would have gone, oh that's probably a bad you know.
• 1:05:56
  SPEAKER_02: Some listeners probably would have just got it, but the fact that you stop yourself now, the listeners are like, well, Brian.
• 1:06:01
  SPEAKER_01: Well, um, yeah, no, we we've been smashing fucking um Yeah, it's good to know.
• 1:06:08
  SPEAKER_00: We've been having So you why the um sister wants to move out.
• 1:06:11
  SPEAKER_01: We have been having heaps and heaps of fucking lamb.
• 1:06:16
  SPEAKER_01: Like, it's been so good.
• 1:06:18
  SPEAKER_01: We've been doing lamb quarter chops on the barbecue.
• 1:06:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's been fucking unreal.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_02: I love lamb.
• 1:06:23
  SPEAKER_02: Lamb is just I'll say this right now, and I think I've talked about this on the podcast.
• 1:06:26
  SPEAKER_02: There's a lot of food stuff that we relate back to, and I'm sorry if I'm repeating myself.
• 1:06:30
  SPEAKER_02: Out of all the roast, roast lamb is the best.
• 1:06:33
  SPEAKER_02: I that's my yeah, yeah, no, I agree with that.
• 1:06:36
  SPEAKER_01: Yep, that's really fucking good.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_02: All right, mate.
• 1:06:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it's good to catch up with you, mate.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to be back.
• 1:06:39
  SPEAKER_02: It's good to guys have back with a podcast.
• 1:06:41
  SPEAKER_02: We'll be back um next Monday.
• 1:06:43
  SPEAKER_02: This uh, yeah, look, this is a bit of a weird one because normally we record on when Brayden's off, but we just want to get an episode out.
• 1:06:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I'm gonna record that, I'm gonna edit this and get it out next next Monday, mate.
• 1:06:51
  SPEAKER_02: We're coming back in here, yep, and then I'll post that again the following week, and then we'll all be back and do it every second Tuesday.
• 1:06:58
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• 1:07:00
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• 1:07:17
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• 1:07:20
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• 1:07:26
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• 1:07:31
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• 1:07:38
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• 1:07:44
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