Summer House Special Report: Westside Scamandal Volume 10: Whiteboard Breakdown
SohoBrody rolled out the whiteboard, invited West Wilson to the scene of the crime, and somehow turned Scamanda into the Zapruder film for people who own Loverboy hats.
In this emergency episode, we dissect West’s relationship timeline with Amanda Batula, his Olympic-level ability to answer every question without technically saying anything, the joint statement apparently written by ChatGPT during a gas leak, and his insistence that every calculated public appearance was simply the innocent work of a charming Midwestern himbo who accidentally wandered into his best friend’s marriage. Again…
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