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Popping Off: Too Hot To Handle S6 Ep 1 & 2 · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Guys, thank you for tuning in to another episode of
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  Speaker 1: Popping Off. We were at a loss of what to
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  Speaker 1: cover because Bravo hasn't been dropping any new shows. We
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: were thinking we were going to do Southern Charm, but
• 0:14
  Speaker 1: it's not coming till later. So we're like, all right,
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  Speaker 1: let's fill our time, and we feel like what better
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  Speaker 1: way to fill our time than too Hot to Handle?
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  Speaker 1: If that didn't seem like.
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  Speaker 2: Us, I maybe if there was like a golden too
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  Speaker 2: hot to handle.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, after a shot this week, I feel like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, okay, first of all, to the island.
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  Speaker 2: No, I can't. I can't enter the island. When I
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  Speaker 2: see these women walk up, I'm like, if I walked up,
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  Speaker 2: they'd be like, I don't know, I think you're on
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: the wrong island.
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  Speaker 1: So all I think about the entire time was what
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: I would actually look like if I had to wear
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  Speaker 1: a strap around my mid section in between.
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: Like why do they wear the microphones like that?
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  Speaker 1: Because think about it, like for housewives, it's attached to
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  Speaker 1: our pants and then our bra or are underwear. But
• 1:13
  Speaker 1: they're all just in bathing suits, so they need a
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  Speaker 1: microphone strap. I know.
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  Speaker 2: But even when we do swim stuff when we're when
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  Speaker 2: we're filming, they still attach the mic to the back
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  Speaker 2: of like a bathing suit and then run the wire
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  Speaker 2: up through the top. Like but you're not feel like they.
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  Speaker 1: Going on dates losing money like this is very They
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  Speaker 1: need to be able to be very agile and active
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  Speaker 1: with their mic sets on.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like they just have permanent bondage on.
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  Speaker 1: Well then they go to a hostage location.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Can I just say I actually liked that idea,
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  Speaker 2: and I felt like that could have been implemented into housewives.
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  Speaker 2: Like when you're when you're just not doing your job
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  Speaker 2: or you're just like walking off or ripping the mic off,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you should go into seclusion and watch
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  Speaker 2: everything else that's going on.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, you get your ass right there, and you count
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  Speaker 1: paper clips and think about what you haven't done right, And.
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  Speaker 2: When you're ready to go back and be vulnerable and
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  Speaker 2: share your life, you can put your makeup back on.
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  Speaker 2: You can go back in, but until then.
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  Speaker 1: You both need to wear these glasses. It was the
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  Speaker 1: same exact glasses.
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  Speaker 2: Or the matching prison outfits.
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  Speaker 1: And also we are going to rid you of it
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  Speaker 1: looks like water or pretty much anything like I was
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  Speaker 1: looking around, I was like, this is very stark in here.
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  Speaker 1: There is one thing like it made like mean, I
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  Speaker 1: can't even before we even get there. Let's break down
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  Speaker 1: the people. We got to break down our people. First,
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  Speaker 1: we've got Bri bri As a twenty six year old
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  Speaker 1: model from Atlanta.
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  Speaker 2: Charlie is a twenty one year old model from the UK.
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  Speaker 1: Then we've got Chris twenty four, also a model diverse,
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  Speaker 1: but he's from Manchester in the UK, not Kent, not Kent.
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  Speaker 2: Right to Mari is twenty seven and he is a
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  Speaker 2: stockbroker and he's from Indiana. I feel like that they
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  Speaker 2: just had to throw like they just had to throw
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  Speaker 2: like a Midwestern boy in there and a stockbrol.
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  Speaker 1: So let's be clear, a stockbroker that's probably now turned
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  Speaker 1: influencer slash model.
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  Speaker 2: Let's exactly. We'll have to find his Instagram and see.
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  Speaker 2: I doubt he's trading stocks. He's probably trading electrolytes for
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  Speaker 2: his water.
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  Speaker 1: Then we got Gianna. She is twenty one, a student
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  Speaker 1: and she's from Arkansas.
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  Speaker 2: She I like her.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I like her, but not as much
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  Speaker 1: as I like my crush, which is the next one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this is your crush.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that because he's a rock star, right, Well
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  Speaker 1: he's an artist.
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  Speaker 2: No he's not. He says rock star all the time.
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  Speaker 2: He's a rock star, but I don't know what band.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you have to have a legitimate band
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  Speaker 2: that people are aware of to be able to call
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  Speaker 2: yourself a rock star.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Matt our producer is really upset that he has
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  Speaker 1: white fingernails and keeps calling him Joo Sandoval, and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Sandoval probably refers to himself as a rock star,
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  Speaker 2: so there you go.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, we can refer to ourselves as a
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  Speaker 1: rock star.
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  Speaker 2: So no, I'm going to refer to myself as a model.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, it's just too good because then guess what. Guess
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  Speaker 1: what Jordan is actor and model actor model, So he
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  Speaker 1: got a hyphen. Yeah, he also gives me the itck.
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  Speaker 2: I can't Okay, He's the one that talked about the
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  Speaker 2: wind for thirty minutes, right, Cheers to the stars go.
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  Speaker 2: Do you ever wonder where the wind comes from?
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  Speaker 1: Like?
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever just thought about the wind and where
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  Speaker 2: the wind comes from?
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  Speaker 1: All I thought was have you ever heard the wolf cry? To?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry he's it's not about his looks,
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  Speaker 1: it's about his personality. Yeah, unable.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm gonna agree with that one. Catherine is twenty
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  Speaker 2: eight and guess what what?
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  Speaker 1: What surprised me?
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  Speaker 2: She's a model?
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  Speaker 1: Well, actually, actually it's a double surprise because she's actually Dualipa.
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  Speaker 1: I went and looked at their photos side by side.
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  Speaker 1: They're the same human.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's the same person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so do a Lipa is undercover a little space
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  Speaker 1: in between her teeth, and we're meant to believe this
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  Speaker 1: is a new person actor model. That's why they didn't
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  Speaker 1: put the singer there, because they wanted to fool us.
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  Speaker 2: I got it, but you are unfoolable, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I got to the bottom of it, no matter what.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, guess what's Kylicia Kylisha?
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  Speaker 1: She's an entrepreneur.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fancy way to say unemployed.
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  Speaker 1: I also like, could you imagine being Khalsia and getting
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  Speaker 1: kissed last by Charlie and like thinking that I can't,
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  Speaker 1: But don't you worry. Then we've got Lucy, who's she's
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  Speaker 1: one of the oldest. Her and Catherine are they're really
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  Speaker 1: up there at bringing in twenty eight. She's a VIP hostess, which,
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  Speaker 1: just so you guys know, that also means model.
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  Speaker 2: No, that means prostitute, that's escort.
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  Speaker 1: I really can't. Okay, So you have to pick one
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  Speaker 1: girl to be your best friend? Oh? Then, but let's
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  Speaker 1: even though this comes later, let's also pick up We've
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  Speaker 1: got Flavia. And then who is the guy Louis who
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  Speaker 1: came came from last season? I want I need to
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  Speaker 1: know right from the start who you'd pick to be
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  Speaker 1: your best friend and if you had to make out
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  Speaker 1: with one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so out of the women, I have to pick
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  Speaker 2: a best friend. Yeah, Okay, I guess I like Catherine.
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  Speaker 2: I feel because she's twenty eight.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like she's probably a very wise old spirit
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  Speaker 2: and that we could really connect on like a very
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  Speaker 2: emotional and intellectual level.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, even though she's already lost the house a certain
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  Speaker 1: amount of money for one lame kiss at candlelight. Right,
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  Speaker 1: but okay, and then what guy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, like I mean, I guess I guess Damori
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  Speaker 2: the stockbroker. I'm gonna go with that one.
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  Speaker 1: Even when next week when we read the rundown, his
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  Speaker 1: physician will have changed a model. It's still going to
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  Speaker 1: be Damori.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know I can change my mind next week.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, fine, fine, So we have an article before
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  Speaker 1: we get fully into the episode.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, you didn't answer who would be your best friend? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I think my best friend? I don't know. I liked
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  Speaker 1: Brie until she spent all that money in the hostage situation,
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  Speaker 1: and then I thought, who in the world it's been
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  Speaker 1: one day waited out? It's not five thousand dollars worth
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  Speaker 1: right an nowur up to fifteen thousand, So that that
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  Speaker 1: ruined it for her. I feel like, when it comes
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  Speaker 1: down to it, I would probably have the most fun.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like Lucy is going to be a real
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  Speaker 1: loose cannon.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Lucy looks fun like.
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  Speaker 1: I think once Lucy gets dicked over a couple times,
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  Speaker 1: she's gonna lose her shit. She's gonna lose her shit,
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  Speaker 1: so she's gonna make me look sane. So I think
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  Speaker 1: Lucy might be my best friend. Yeah, you do need
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  Speaker 1: to be friends with people that make you look sane.
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  Speaker 2: I get it. It's a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I have a pattern, clearly. But we've read from this
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  Speaker 1: tab article here. Don't know what tab is, but it's
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  Speaker 1: all in cap so I guess that's what it is.
• 9:15
  Speaker 1: Too Hot to Handle has a terrible success rate, and
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  Speaker 1: hardly any of the couples are still together now. Most
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  Speaker 1: of the couples don't even make it to the end
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  Speaker 1: of the show no shit, sure lack or by the
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  Speaker 1: time the reunion comes out. Emily Miller and Cam Holmes
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  Speaker 1: are the poster couple for Too Hot to Handle. They
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  Speaker 1: met on season two and are still together now, having
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  Speaker 1: recently welcomed a baby. There's also one other couple who
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  Speaker 1: have gone the distance. That's Kayla Reshardt and seb Melrose.
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  Speaker 1: They found a connection during season four of Too Hot,
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  Speaker 1: and we're runners up on the show together.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask a question. Is the one hundred
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  Speaker 2: thousand dollars prize is that that's it? It's not like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so it's just a hundred thousand total, but they keep
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  Speaker 2: losing money by spending it.
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  Speaker 1: So now they're already down twenty thousand and we're only
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  Speaker 1: on episode two.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how is there any money left?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, but it's two hundred and fifty thousand, so we
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  Speaker 1: need new fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but so that.
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  Speaker 1: Really, I mean, let's I doubt these are the last
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  Speaker 1: people to make mistakes, so everyone's getting home with.
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  Speaker 2: Like probably a check for ninety nine or they're fully
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  Speaker 2: kind of.
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: Pay to be on the show. By the time the show,
• 10:27
  Speaker 3: they get an invoice when they leave. So I've always
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: been a Love Island gal. I've that Love Island is
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  Speaker 3: my show. I'm obsessed.
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  Speaker 1: So I came in like not thrilled to be doing this,
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  Speaker 1: but by episode two it's now won me over. So
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  Speaker 1: thank you Too Hot to Handle for creating just another
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  Speaker 1: show for me to obsess over.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it is number three on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a lot of people watch this show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: contestants are fully aware when they're on Too Hot to
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  Speaker 1: Handle that there's a new prize. Players from past seasons
• 11:06
  Speaker 1: are returning, and bad Lana is introduced. I'm not sure
• 11:11
  Speaker 1: if anybody has ever said this, but are the Lana's
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: intentionally supposed to look like butt plugs? Like?
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  Speaker 2: I never thought that.
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: Well, one, I thought that, but two I wondered why
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: it took me at least twenty four minutes to realize
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  Speaker 1: who Lana was when everyone I was like, is Lana
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: going to show up like Ariana does in Love Island?
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: Who's Lana? I didn't realize it's an Alexa.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is. It's Alexa. It's Alexa, yeah disguised
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  Speaker 2: as Lana.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, don't try to fool us. We know it's
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  Speaker 1: just because it's a but in a butt plug form
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean that it's any different. The first girls to
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  Speaker 1: arrive are Gianna and Lucy. Gianna, you know it's a
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  Speaker 1: college student majoring in boys and minoring in political as
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  Speaker 1: one one. Lucy's here because she's saying yes to everything
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  Speaker 1: this year.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how does that actually work? Like if you were like, Okay, Emily,
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna let you know this is my yes year, Like,
• 12:12
  Speaker 2: how does what does that mean?
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: Me? Recapping this show right now means I'm on my
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  Speaker 1: own yes years. I said yes to this, So here
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  Speaker 1: we are.
• 12:23
  Speaker 2: Bitch, Why didn't we recap Love Island if that's your show,
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Because it's by the time.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: We finished Vanda Pump Rules in the Valley, we were
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: already too deep into whatever. Plus we get to do
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: this one at our own pace where that one is
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: just constant, Like I'm already sixty four episodes behind because
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: I was gone this past week.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: All right, so let it ga.
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  Speaker 1: Tomari and Khalisha are brought and next to Mary likes
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  Speaker 1: to think he has it all. He's six ' five,
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  Speaker 1: great smile, stockbroker, he's all a blue as blue as
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  Speaker 1: Kylicia describes herself as the ultimate girl, considering she's never
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  Speaker 1: been in a committed relationship before. I'm like, you're twenty
• 13:12
  Speaker 1: one years old. Okay, is this a brag? Her mom
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  Speaker 1: sent her here? I need to actually know more about
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: her mom now.
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we should get her mom on the show.
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  Speaker 2: She's probably our Ah, she's probably younger than me. I
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  Speaker 2: could probably be her mom. Oh, colleague.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Mom, Emily's daughter. Then two men enter and our next
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  Speaker 1: h Charlie and Jordan. The one thing the girls love
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  Speaker 1: most about Charlie is his massive dun dun dun saxophone.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, okay, Jordan's on a mission to
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  Speaker 1: find the love of his life. But the problem is
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  Speaker 1: he has a sex demon. Listen, if I ever have
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: to see Jordan humpa surfboard again.
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  Speaker 2: He has a sex demon. I missed that, bar Oh,
• 14:12
  Speaker 2: you missed that's I guess I must have fallen asleep
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  Speaker 2: for a minute. What was what was that?
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  Speaker 1: He just said he has a sex demon that comes
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  Speaker 1: out and ruins these things for him because.
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  Speaker 2: Like he has an alternate personality, and his alternate personality
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  Speaker 2: is a sex demon. Correct, Okay, because my alternate personality
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: is like nap lady.
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  Speaker 1: My other personality is a bitchy and hungry, angry and rude, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's mine. Then Brie comes out next, and
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: she immediately pulls Tomari to the side. She applied for
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: too hot to handle because she's a player and doesn't
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  Speaker 1: trust men.
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  Speaker 2: So that makes sense because I feel like this is
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  Speaker 2: the opportunity for her to be able to build her
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: trust in because these are trustworthy man on here, and really.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Work on trusting herself because bringing in all of these people,
• 15:08
  Speaker 1: she said, she may be small, but she wants the
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: guy with everything supersized supersized. Of course she does. Then
• 15:17
  Speaker 1: the last two men arrived, Chris and Jow. Chris calls
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: himself a ladies man that resembles a jaguar, and Joo
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: is a musician, but the only thing he loves more
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: than music is women.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so he's you're you find him attractive, Joo, I don't.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Need you to come at me so recently when you say.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: That, No, I think he's cute. I like him. I
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: either that he doesn't look like the standard you know,
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: like the big biceps and the flowy hair, and I
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: mean he has good hair, he asked what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't particularly like him when he's flirting with the
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: girls and he's trying to like be smooth. But when
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: he's in his confessionals and he does that like big tea,
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  Speaker 1: the smile and laugh at himself, then I'm like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's my pick.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but like why I I.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Didn't really like when he liked his guitar.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: That was a lot. Has your dad ever done that?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna see him on Wednesday. Can you ask him
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: as a Hollywood ball, I'm gonna ask him if he
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: could maybe do that add that to the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Then the last woman to enter is Catherine.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: She brings a lot of energy and claims Lana can't
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  Speaker 1: tame her. I'm like, Lana is Lana. He's an electronical device,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: electronic device.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: I know. I like how they talk about Lana like
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: she's an actual person at the resort, Like they're like,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: oh God, Lana's coming, Like they're scared. I'm like, what
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: are you scared of?
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: No, she's not coming. She's been right here the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: She just lights up when she wants to talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: But I feel like everybody who nominated these people to
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: come on this show secretly hates them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that's what I get you. Yeah, like I'm nominating
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  Speaker 2: you next year.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, don't say that right when I have
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: a sparkling water like, maybe you could do you think,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: but I might be a little too.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: Old, and so I said, they need to do a
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: golden too hot to handle and then you, oh, and
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: you're married. I mean I feel like maybe that's a
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: little glitch.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's a key to the show, Like
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: what will it take financially get you break the rules?
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: But who knows?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: Then bad Lana takes the rains first when she's in charge, kissing,
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: self gratification and sex won't occur any fines. We know
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: she's lying, we.
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  Speaker 2: May I know. I didn't get that. I was like, oh,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: there's no consequences. So all these people are making out
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: and then it's like, no, there's consequences. You have to
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: go with the quarantine and seclusion with.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: The one guy you don't think is attractive and count
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: paper clubs, they're all attracted to each other. They're making out.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Charlie makes out with the entire villa essentially, then he
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: gets the boot. All I can think about is how
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: many wedgies are filled with sand During a lot of
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: these scenes from the kissing, Charlie leaves Lucy alone in
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: the bedroom so we can talk to Catherine. Then guess what.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: They also end up kissing. Then they get the theme
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: for tonight's party and guess what a bondage party. Kylie
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: sha walks into the bedroom with her devil costume on
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: to seduce Charlie, and guess what, Believe it or.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Not, they end up kissing what. I was shocked.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: I was shocked and like Charlie's behavior because I thought
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: his sex demon is under wrapped after the.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Last Okay, here's my question though, So you know when
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: you go on a housewife trip, they'll they're like, Okay,
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: here's where we're going, so bring this, this, this, and this.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: So do you think they get a list that's like
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: bring bring your bondage outfit or do you think they
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: supply them with costumes? Like is there a costume room?
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Like I they don't bring shirts. That's the only rule no.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Shirts, no shirts, no shirts, very little food, lots of alcohol,
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: and no concept of money.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: Right, So I mean that's that's where we are.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: So basically they don't need to pack, no really anything.
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: Because also, I mean, I don't know if this is
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: going to happen on Too Hot to Handle, but this
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: happens on Love Island. All of the girls, even though
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: they're all making out with each other's people, they start
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: sharing bathing.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Suits oh yeah.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like or their date outfits.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: You start noticing, you start seeing the outfits pop up again,
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: yeah and again.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So they start sharing, I'm assuming because when they
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: have to leave the villas, they have like that one
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: little suitcase. My guess is like that's really all they're
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: allowed to pack. So it's like you've got a couple
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: of bikinis in there or board shorts.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you just leave the rest behind.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Then it's like, what if you've shared it with
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: more than three women, then it's done?
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Can you really wear it again? After that many times
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: people have posted photos in it?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would think not.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: I would think not. I mean, there's no harm in
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: germs because they're all probably gonna have sex with each
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: other anyway.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Right, there's a lot of bodily fluid just kind of
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: slapping around.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this sounds weird, but I just read
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Connor McGregor I realized this is off topic. He has
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: a pool filled of champagne. Like, I just want you
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: to think about that for a second, jumping into a
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: pool and having your body peel off with champagne and
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: then drinking it.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Wait, are you supposed to drink the champagne out of
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: the pool? Yes?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: You know what people do a lot of shitt and pools.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Everyone shows up to bad Landa's party wearing their costume.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Breeze sucks Damari's navel, Gianna sucks Jow's lips, Catherine sucks
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Charlie's meg, Lucy sucks Charlie's bear, and Charlie sucks Lucy's guy.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: But then guests who shows up in the middle of
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the party.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Dun dun da, it's bad Lana.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: Well, it's bad Lana to tell her that she's back
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: to good Lana. And she announces that the regular rules
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and back are back in place, and everyone's extremely annoyed
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: by it. But then she tells them the prize fund
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: has increased to a whopping two hundred and fifty thousand,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: and even though they get fine for what they did
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: while bad Lana was Lana was in control, every single
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: one of them broke a rule. Lana names two people
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: she considers to be the biggest threat. It's Charlie and Brie.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: And then as Charlie and Brie are leaving the retreat,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: they've been stopped by her again. Although they've been banished,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: that does not mean they've been eliminated. They've just been
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: sent to the banishment quarters aka Twist Twist Hell. And
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: then don't you worry because you can just keep binge
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: watching this entire season. But we just went right into
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: episode two and guess what. You pick up right where
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: you left off episode one. They're in their windowless bunker.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: They've they're only banished for twenty four hours, and their
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: prison asque uniforms they have to wear.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Like, Okay, let me ask a question. Those two are
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: banished and they're both single, hot sexy people. Why are
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: they not making out?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: They're not into each other?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Don't think so, No, not at all.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: I'll get one vibe for one second that they were
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: into each other. Uh, the biggest thing I was having
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: to deal with was when I would close my eyes
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: and watch Charlie. I thought it was James Kennedy and
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: he says, brouv.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he does have a very shamed Kennedy vibe.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, if I don't look at him, he's James Kennedy.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: But then our gal the butt plug, Alexia wakes everyone
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: up in the retreat and announces she's bringing two new
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: guests from previous seasons where this is my favorite part.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: They pick a bunch of people they wish we're gonna
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: come back, but none of them are the ones that
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: actually came back.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: No, I thought they said Flavia. I thought someone said Flavia.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Someone may have said Flavia. But they're like, we want Howie.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I like, so do I he's so much drama.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: But that no, no, no, Howie.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: It was Lewis Louis Louis.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: What's their backstory? It was just a lot of clips
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: of Louie making out with different people, Like.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I mean, the backstory is that Flavia has been working
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: on her glutes.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, she's been doing a lot.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Of squats, thank you, and while she's wearing her scrunchy
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: bathing suit. But she's single, pringle and ready to mingle.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: What's where the pringle come from?
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: She likes chips?
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know. She doesn't look like she likes chips.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: You see her ask her waist. She's not eatings, like.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I need to know. I was like, maybe that is.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: It's a phrase. I don't know, but I'm open to using.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna pringle out of here, all right, but guys,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: send us and if you know what single pringle and
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: ready to mingle means, let us know. We know we're
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: a little bit older than nine percent of everybody on
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: this show, including the production team and Lana, so we're open.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Then the girls don't hung back. They're very into Louis.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Are you into Louis?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Not really?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Now, no me neither. Both Flavia and Louis pick one
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: person to go on a date with. Joao speaks a
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: little Spanish to Flavia that creates more competition between the
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: men than Jordan wants Flavia to notice him, so he
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: decides to stick a whole Kiwi in his mouth for attention. Listen,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: nothing makes me want to throw nothing wants me to
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: go on a date less than watching somebody do that
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: or having to do a Heimlich maneuver before and then
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: why did she pick him?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because she kept saying that she
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: hasn't had any luck with these bad guys. So I
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: guess she thought the guy that shoved the whole kiwi
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: in his mouth is the good guy.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all for a food prop like you with
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the cucumber, Like you weren't gagging, like you could see.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it rolled out, but like that was discussed,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: and then I'm like, now we're meant to believe that
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you want to go on a date with this man,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and then maybe I shouldn't even eat in the whole thing?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Is this your first Kiwi Jordan?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: But I do feel like she regrets that decision later.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: Oh clearly she's. I mean, well, before we even get
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: to the date, we're back at the banishment quarters and
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: they turn on this TV that's I guess not a
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: TV because all it shows is very expensive clips that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: mean nothing, and they give them the option of taking
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the five thousand. I do think in this moment, Charlie
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have taken the five thousand to see all these things,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: but because Bree was so down to do it, Charlie's like,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: what the hell, I may as well?
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Would you have done it? I wouldn't have. I don't
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: think I would have cared. I would have been like,
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: I'm fine counting my paper clips. Just let me know
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: when I get to go back in. Yeah, that seems
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: like a waste.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Of It's a waste of money for something you'll find
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: out in twenty four hours. And you know what, if
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: they're not into you anymore, they're not into you anymore
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: watching the clip and torturing yourself while having to watch
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: count paper clips like I'd rather not know, And you
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: know what, all that wasted money. And neither of those
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: people ended up with the people they were concerned about,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: ended up with the people, so fIF.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: For nothing exactly.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I love the people and the people I know.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I was like, that was a lot of word salad.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: You know, none of the people who liked the people
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: ended up with the people that they were watching on
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: the screen of the people.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Did you say the word people? I might have, but yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: they we watch Flavia flirt with Jamari. We see Tomorrio
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: rapping for Flavia. I could have done without that, could
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: have done without it.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I could rap better than that.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Let's see.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I know I shouldn't have said I'm not prepared. I
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: will rap next week.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, fun, but I mean the fact that everybody's egos
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: are so high that they're gonna get jealous after five
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: minutes of spending time with someone is just it's really great.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Then they go on some dates.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, but let's that's why this show has to have
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: twenty something year olds on it, because they get upset
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: about things like that. Like if you and I were
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: on it, we'd be like, eh, I'm just gonna order tacos.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Like if somebody wanted to spray oil on Edwin's leg,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: or I have like, go for it, go for it. Yeah,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I'm like yeah no. But then they go on the dates.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Flavia must have lost her damn mind because she chose
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: chooses Jordan, Louis chooses Catherine aka du Aalipa, and then
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Bree and Charlie decided to watch another date reveal for
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I'm like, idiots, I know, right, idiots, you could just
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: ask everyone what happened for free.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: And in less than ten hours. Right, just go to bed,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: go to bed, Go to bed, go to bed. Jordan
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: complimenting Flavia's side profile, and then I forgot about that
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: that being Flavia's favorite part and then asking which side
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: is the better profile? Is what we need on this
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: kind of television. And then the problem was I thought,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: in my head, the first side I actually knowed you
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: answered the question. I was like, Oh, you're the side
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: he was looking at because the other one had like
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: are you sick in the head? Teddy? Like you actually
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: were able to process that in real time and make
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: a choice.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: You were engaged, You were you were engaged in that conversation.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Loved it. I'm looking for someone to compliment me on
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: my side profile. Cheek.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: I just I would like him to come on the show.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: And we asked him about the wind.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Oh or why somebody would cheers to the stars. She
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: had already said let's go. Like she's like, let's go,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: let's go. And then he's like, so you want to
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: share a bed together? And she's like, let's go with
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the flow and he's like, so that's a yes, and
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: she's like, can we get out of here? And he's like,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: cheers to the stars. I was like, this is the
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: worst date I've ever not been on.
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: And you didn't have to pay five thousand dollars to
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: see it.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I mean I watched it for well, actually I'm getting
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: paid to watch it because here we are recapping it.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: But I mean, oh god, this is the line. I
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: just women are a slice of heaven, so you have
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: to treat them like angels.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I might throw up in my mouth a little bit.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: If someone said that to me, I'd be like, excuse me,
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I just puked a little in my throat. I need
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: to swallow that.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: What about before we even get into the other date?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: What about his moves when he walked back into the
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: condo or the villa or whatever and says that he's
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: having a good date, and he's like having a seizure.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was the kiwi. He had an allergic reaction.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe he had allergic They actually needed to get him
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: with an.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Education because well, my sister in law does have a
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: kiwi reaction. Whenever she eats a kiwi, she has like
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: her like lips swell out. But she has a reaction
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: to a kiwi.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: So and then she her body convulses, is a humping
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: farm on the ball. She's gonna be mad at you.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Well, she clearly has a light reaction. Maybe he has
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: a strong Kiwi reaction.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Well then we get on the other date,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and to be honest, I didn't really feel like the
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: chemistry was that strong and hot and all the things.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: But they still were willing to give up six thousand
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: dollars for a kiss.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it ends with Brie and Charlie showing up
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: to the cabana holding hands. Everyone shocked. They wonder what
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: they could have possibly spent the fifteen k on. This
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: part was one of my favorite parts because the fact
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: that everyone thinks that they may have turned into a
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: couple and that's why they've spent fifteen thousand, while really
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: they're just counting paper clips and watchings of them. Right,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: It was like, know what this is for handholding?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, once you figure out the real story, it's not compelling, No.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: But the show is and I'm getting excited for it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I cannot wait to see who's going to come home
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: with the money, with the money, with the money is
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: going to last?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: And I want to make predictions. Do you think what couple?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Do you think?
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Who do you think would actually make a good couple
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: and would last?
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, really, none of these people, like when I
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: really I'm looking at everyone's photograph right now. I mean,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: I think Tomorrow and Brie would make a good couple,
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: and I think they could they might win. I'm going
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: to go with that.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because you like Tomorrow. But this is the
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: problem that you're not taking into consideration, is they could
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: be bringing in more people. I feel like both Brie
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: and Tomory have a one. I feel like everyone in
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: this group has a wandering eye, so at any point
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: anybody could be shaken up. I feel like Charlie and
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Lucy now, now that he's already been banished once, I
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: feel like he could come in and really try to
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: double down with her so that they could win the money.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Like they come up with a plan, Like they take
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: their little Mike packs off their stomachs and their necklace
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Mike's and they're like, let's stop hooking up.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Wait, who is Jordan? Is there a Jordan or is
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: that a typo?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: There's a Jordan. Jordan is the guy that with the stars.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: No, his name is Jordan is yes? Okay, really hurtful.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: To me that you don't. Sorry, I mean he's an
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: actor and model.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: Clear, Okay, all right? The wind guy, Yeah, the Wind Okay,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Jordan is the wind.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: I know, Jordan doesn't really fit his name to me.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: No, it's more like he looks more like a like
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: a Peter.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, Patrick.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Patrick, Yeah, it's better than Jordan.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I don't I'm not. I don't get it, but I
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: guess we'll see if the sex Demon or Jordan wins,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: we shall see. But guys, keep tuning into popping off.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Please send in your thoughts and whatever next show you
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: think we should recap when we get done with and
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: how the kids say it is.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: T Oh, that's how the youngins say it.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how Kylish's mom says it.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Oh right, can someone get kyl mom on the show please?
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: All right, thanks guys, thank you,