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- 0:00[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho, a state known for its mountains, wilderness, and some very strange stories.
- 0:04[SPEAKER_01]: For decades, witnesses have reported enormous creatures lurking beneath the waters of its lakes.
- 0:09[SPEAKER_01]: Others claim they've encountered something walking through the forest, something standing nearly seven feet tall, and then there are the things in the sky.
- 0:17[SPEAKER_01]: silent triangles larger than football fields, objects that change shape, lights that move in ways that experience pilots can't explain.
- 0:25[SPEAKER_01]: From legendary lake monsters to strange creatures in the wilderness and UFOs appearing over some of the darkest corners of the state, tonight we're heading into the strange side of Idaho.
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- 7:16[SPEAKER_01]: So now we're just going in whatever order we want to where I'm still I'm staying in alphabetical order just not the right alphabetical order Okay, that works too.
- 7:23[SPEAKER_01]: Who who even created the alphabet probably some loser.
- 7:27[SPEAKER_00]: Yes, somebody that wasn't smart.
- 7:28[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I can make the alphabet whatever I want.
- 7:31[SPEAKER_01]: It's true Then today I want it alphabet to be Idaho.
- 7:35[SPEAKER_01]: It's all cool.
- 7:36[SPEAKER_01]: That's where we're going Idaho.
- 7:37[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho.
- 7:38[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho's got a lot of cryptids That are underwater.
- 7:42[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.
- 7:43[SPEAKER_01]: Just weird because it's the landlock state
- 7:46[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't make the rules down to break out them, fish and poles.
- 7:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 7:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 7:53[SPEAKER_01]: You, you right.
- 7:54[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to start out with the lake.
- 7:57[SPEAKER_01]: They're the Payette Lake Monster.
- 7:59[SPEAKER_01]: Also known as Charlie.
- 8:02[SPEAKER_01]: I love that Lake Monsters.
- 8:05[SPEAKER_01]: have the worst names ever.
- 8:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Nessie, Charlie, champ, Chessie, they're all just like, they're like dog names.
- 8:15[SPEAKER_01]: Stop naming Lake monsters after dogs.
- 8:17[SPEAKER_00]: It is bizarre, too, because it is always set up like that.
- 8:20[SPEAKER_00]: Now, you say that, it would be like the walk Lake monster, or, you know,
- 8:26[SPEAKER_00]: In certain name, the Michigan like monster and then yeah, and then they have a little friendly name that they tag it with stop naming them nice Name it like the the pay it like decimator.
- 8:42[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, or something.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not Charlie.
- 8:54[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Charlie, no one from what I came across knows for certain when the first sighting was.
- 9:02[SPEAKER_01]: Some say 1917, some say 1920, you get that far back in history and stuff and things get all mishmashed.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_01]: You know, humans aren't good with remembering a numbers and stuff.
- 9:15[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
- 9:16[SPEAKER_01]: So it did kind of bust under the scene in 1944, though, in August.
- 9:21[SPEAKER_01]: That summer several people reported seeing the serpent-like creature writhing off shore and displaying a series of three humps in Payette Lake.
- 9:32[SPEAKER_01]: The first report from this whole spat was a group of six people at Lakeview Camp on July 2nd.
- 9:39[SPEAKER_01]: It was described by spectators as moving through the water in an undulating fashion.
- 9:45[SPEAKER_01]: According to their account, the creature's head was raised in the air much like a periscope of a submarine.
- 9:50[SPEAKER_00]: So it was underwater camel.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_01]: Underwater came along a submarine, yes, yes, I can do it.
- 9:57[SPEAKER_01]: And it had a tail fin that was similar to the rudder of an airplane.
- 10:03[SPEAKER_01]: the serpent also is said to have had horns at the time.
- 10:10[SPEAKER_01]: It was also seen.
- 10:13[SPEAKER_01]: The witness is said that it looked as if the serpent's head came up from out of the water and was eyeing this big clock that they had on the lake.
- 10:23[SPEAKER_01]: For some reason, I don't know if lake monsters know how to tell time.
- 10:27[SPEAKER_01]: It does, but this
- 10:30[SPEAKER_01]: I guess needed to know what time it was.
- 10:33[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 10:33[SPEAKER_00]: It's like the Groundhog.
- 10:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, one of those six witnesses was the Boise Attorney Homer Martin, the lawyer who had drafted the 1938 initiative that created the Idaho Fish and Game Commission.
- 10:47[SPEAKER_01]: Which is where I got some of these encounters from was the IDFRIDFG.com.gov, whatever the book.
- 10:54[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_01]: But as the summer war on several more sightings were reported by local residents, vacationing soldiers, and workers at the area lumber mill.
- 11:03[SPEAKER_01]: This landed the tiny town of McColle, Idaho in time magazine August 21, 1944 issue.
- 11:09[SPEAKER_01]: The cover shows a scouting Nazi Field Marshal Vaughan Roensted, following his army defeat in Normandy, but inside the issue was a column titled Slimey Slim, about an enormous C-Surpen globbling about in Idaho's pay at lake.
- 11:26[SPEAKER_01]: I do like slimy sim better than it makes me feel like it's like a ninja turtle villain.
- 11:33[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah better than Charlie slimy slimy slim should have stayed.
- 11:40[SPEAKER_00]: But it's probably where slimy shade he got his name.
- 11:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah slimy slimy shade.
- 11:44[SPEAKER_01]: That gets confusing if you say that many times fast.
- 11:50[SPEAKER_01]: uh... but yeah the Idaho sea monster became an international celebrity the sea monster that would eventually be named charlie was cited several times again in the years following nineteen forty four it was described as a dark or black with shiny skin reports of its size range from twelve feet to sixty feet long but most accounts settled between thirty five and forty foot in length so you got a wide spread there
- 12:15[SPEAKER_00]: so we just need to call the river monster.
- 12:17[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 12:19[SPEAKER_00]: He would definitely catch it.
- 12:21[SPEAKER_01]: 12 to 60 pretty pretty good discrepancy.
- 12:26[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I love that they just settled on 35.
- 12:29[SPEAKER_00]: We're just going to split it down the middle.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_00]: That makes that most sense.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_01]: In 1947, two Oregon sportsmen fishing on pay at Lake Steered their boat toward a large wake supporting three humps that they spotted in the water.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_01]: The anglers said the creature appeared to be 40 feet long.
- 12:45[SPEAKER_01]: One of the fishermen, F.M.
- 12:47[SPEAKER_01]: Christianson said, quote, I've been coming here for 20 years and have always figured the sea serpent talk was just a bunch
- 12:56[SPEAKER_00]: He should have tried to catch it.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so I'm saying.
- 12:58[SPEAKER_00]: Snag it.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, that's the first thought.
- 13:01[SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, he cashed it and snagged it.
- 13:03[SPEAKER_00]: Snag it.
- 13:04[SPEAKER_01]: Instead of fearing the creature, the people of McCall developed an affection for it.
- 13:08[SPEAKER_01]: In 1954, the local newspaper launched a contest named Slimy Slim, and the grand prize was a whopping 40 bucks.
- 13:17[SPEAKER_01]: and the contest judges included among others the governor of the state and a couple of its legislatures sharlie was chosen and the name stuck so they the contest was to pick a new name for slimy slim that's dumb they chose sharlie and it's a 40 bucks to cast a name no you one forty bucks at the jose your name that's even worse out of rather paid forty bucks
- 13:44[SPEAKER_01]: You got 40 bucks, and now you've ruined the slimy slim.
- 13:49[SPEAKER_00]: Then with the slimy slim was so much better.
- 13:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 13:53[SPEAKER_01]: The should've been shiny slim because they said it was shiny shiny.
- 13:57[SPEAKER_01]: That's gets confusing, holy shit.
- 13:59[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Charlie was chosen in the name stock in 1954.
- 14:02[SPEAKER_01]: No photos of Charlie exists.
- 14:05[SPEAKER_01]: No one has taken video or film of the mysterious monster, but sightings continued through the 60s, 70s, and in 1980, a Pennsylvania biology student published a research paper on Charlie, concluding that the small size of pay at Lake would make it difficult to support a large breeding population of Lake Monsters.
- 14:22[SPEAKER_01]: which may also contribute to inbreeding and the eventual decline toward extinction of the lake monster.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, maybe they're in bread proof.
- 14:29[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, true about that.
- 14:31[SPEAKER_01]: It was why it has humps on its back.
- 14:32[SPEAKER_00]: Also, I kind of get it, second tired of these professional analysis that an area would be too small for something.
- 14:43[SPEAKER_00]: We've seen some pretty amazing things in life.
- 14:47[SPEAKER_00]: We have large creatures fitting in areas
- 14:51[SPEAKER_01]: But they are.
- 14:52[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a large creature.
- 14:54[SPEAKER_01]: I can fit into a lot of areas.
- 14:55[SPEAKER_00]: See, it's facts.
- 14:58[SPEAKER_01]: Simple.
- 14:59[SPEAKER_01]: Simple science.
- 15:00[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 15:02[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I wouldn't think that an old tire is a great place for bees to make a massive nest, but they did.
- 15:12[SPEAKER_01]: I would've seen it.
- 15:13[SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't think an old tire would be something that a goat man would want to throw.
- 15:17[SPEAKER_01]: See, but it was.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_01]: And it was called back to the other monster.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_00]: Basically, what Steve and I are saying is that these professionals aren't professional, you should listen to these professionals I see in me.
- 15:31[SPEAKER_00]: simple science, it is simple science.
- 15:33[SPEAKER_01]: The last document of the siding of old slimy slim, aka Charlie, was in 1996 by Kate Wolf of Boise, Idaho, who saw it from their pontoon party barge.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_01]: It had humps with peaks like the back of a dinosaur, quote, in quote.
- 15:51[SPEAKER_01]: Next, we've got another one that I don't think has a nickname.
- 15:57[SPEAKER_00]: Camelcorn.
- 15:58[SPEAKER_01]: This is the Swan Valley monster, aka camel corn.
- 16:02[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's a cross between a unicorn and a camel.
- 16:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a camel corn candy corn.
- 16:06[SPEAKER_01]: Success.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I probably just spawned a new stuffy line.
- 16:12[SPEAKER_00]: So, you know, credit to the house guy, you will pay us royalties.
- 16:16[SPEAKER_01]: Whenever you hear what this creature is, you're going to wish someone to make a stuffy of it.
- 16:21[SPEAKER_01]: Camel corn.
- 16:23[SPEAKER_01]: The cat will corn.
- 16:24[SPEAKER_01]: I want to note that.
- 16:25[SPEAKER_01]: $2 million right, yeah.
- 16:27[SPEAKER_01]: Every, I mean, it really is.
- 16:28[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_01]: I want to note that the first actual printed telling of the swan valley monster was in 1939 in a book called Idaho folklore, but the first sighting was way back when August 22nd, 1868.
- 16:45[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, dang.
- 16:47[SPEAKER_01]: In the tranquil local of swan valley Idaho, its presence was witnessed and reacted to
- 16:59[SPEAKER_01]: The first thing he saw of the monster was an elephant's trunk rising from below the surface and spouting water.
- 17:07[SPEAKER_01]: This elephant trunk was followed by a snake-like head, the size of the wash tub.
- 17:15[SPEAKER_01]: It also had a single horn that kept moving up and down, and long black whiskers on both sides of its face.
- 17:29[SPEAKER_01]: What?
- 17:32[SPEAKER_01]: When it hauled its massive body onto the shore, the old timer noted that it must have been 20 feet long, and it sank to high heavens.
- 17:41[SPEAKER_01]: A pair of wing-like fins, or fin-like wings, came out the side of its neck.
- 17:49[SPEAKER_00]: It's, it's, it's looking not a very efficient place to have wings.
- 17:52[SPEAKER_01]: No, unless you just wanted your, maybe it was just to help keep your giant snake head trunk head.
- 18:00[SPEAKER_00]: This reminds me of a house of a thousand corpses.
- 18:05[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, they just sewed it all together.
- 18:07[SPEAKER_00]: They sewed it all together.
- 18:08[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it gets worse.
- 18:09[SPEAKER_01]: Awesome, it gets worse.
- 18:12[SPEAKER_01]: It's forward half, was like that of a snake, the thickness of a calf, greenish yellow, with red and black dots.
- 18:20[SPEAKER_01]: This in turn led into a fish-like section, with hand-sized rainbow scales shining in the sun.
- 18:27[SPEAKER_01]: Finally, the tail was a drab-scaly gray, like that of a crocodile or lizard's tail.
- 18:33[SPEAKER_01]: Shiny black barbs pines, like those of a porcupine, lined its back from head to tail.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_01]: Finally, it had 12 stubby legs that were easily missed at first glance.
- 18:44[SPEAKER_01]: The first pair under the fin had hooves, followed by two pair of legs with razor-sharp claws, then a pair of hoofed feet, a pair of clawed feet, and another pair of hoofed feet near the tail end.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_00]: How much time did he have to look at this thing?
- 19:03[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like he was just like come out and catwalk for him.
- 19:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 19:07[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 19:08[SPEAKER_01]: You may have to be like a soul type of moving hit in the sauce a little bit.
- 19:13[SPEAKER_00]: I'd say that's like what 16 pairs of feet right there with all with different endings.
- 19:19[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 19:20[SPEAKER_01]: If someone wants to make a stuffy of the swanbelly monster.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_01]: Good luck.
- 19:25[SPEAKER_01]: We're here for it.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_01]: Good luck.
- 19:28[SPEAKER_01]: Of course, the old timers first reaction to the abomination slithering up the bank was to fire a slug directly into its eye.
- 19:37[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 19:38[SPEAKER_01]: the monster reared up, hissing, bellowing, and spurting poison all over the place.
- 19:45[SPEAKER_01]: So we shot it a second time, and it's bright yellow belly.
- 19:49[SPEAKER_01]: We're at convulsed and stopped moving.
- 19:51[SPEAKER_00]: I'll sleep put it down.
- 19:53[SPEAKER_01]: everything that it's poison-attouched, whether it be trees or grass or other living beings, whether to immediately and died.
- 20:02[SPEAKER_00]: I would, I would like to know, uh, one small detail here, you say, I didn't say it.
- 20:10[SPEAKER_00]: Living beings, what other living beings were struck by poison in the
- 20:23[SPEAKER_00]: that.
- 20:23[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, literally everything would be terrified of this thing.
- 20:26[SPEAKER_00]: I'm terrified just thinking about it.
- 20:29[SPEAKER_00]: It's almost like they just human synopee did every animal ever.
- 20:35[SPEAKER_01]: I'm saying probably like, ducks, crawdads.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_00]: That's my point.
- 20:42[SPEAKER_00]: Hello, how do you even know?
- 20:43[SPEAKER_00]: I mean, a duck I get, but a worm and a crawled dad, how do you know, how do you spot that?
- 20:50[SPEAKER_01]: You're trusting the old timer.
- 20:52[SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
- 20:53[SPEAKER_01]: How did he get close enough to it without getting poisoned off?
- 20:55[SPEAKER_00]: Also true.
- 20:56[SPEAKER_00]: He did shoot in and didn't get poisoned himself.
- 20:59[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, everything, everything immediately died.
- 21:02[SPEAKER_01]: And like,
- 21:05[SPEAKER_00]: Like, I'm trying to, in my head, I think like alien acid is spraying all over the place.
- 21:12[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 21:13[SPEAKER_00]: But it's not acid, it's poison.
- 21:14[SPEAKER_00]: So what?
- 21:16[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, I don't know.
- 21:19[SPEAKER_00]: What's it look like?
- 21:20[SPEAKER_00]: How do you know it's poison?
- 21:21[SPEAKER_01]: Because it killed everything.
- 21:22[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's true If I saw it just kill if I saw it just withering trees and we have it instantaneously Willow to tree.
- 21:31[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna be nervous.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm which I'm assuming that's what happened.
- 21:34[SPEAKER_00]: I'm gonna be nervous I'm gonna be nervous You just see it hit a tree and it just goes on catches on fire.
- 21:42[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah
- 21:43[SPEAKER_00]: I think I think you'd be scarier if it just, I get the, the, the, the poison touched it and it's instantly wilted.
- 21:50[SPEAKER_00]: All the leaves just crumbled up fell off die.
- 21:53[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be like, what the fuck?
- 21:55[SPEAKER_01]: All the grass and weeds everywhere is like liquid cancer.
- 21:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 22:00[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 22:01[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho's wild.
- 22:02[SPEAKER_01]: What can I say?
- 22:03[SPEAKER_00]: I could say so.
- 22:04[SPEAKER_01]: Probably got a bunch of dead shit out there.
- 22:07[SPEAKER_01]: As the monster was too large to be carried off by one man, the old timer returned to town to fetch a wagon, and six, quote, strapping lads to help him as I love how he's just like I need six guys as well as 40 as well as the tarp to protect them from the poison smart move is I think this dude knows what he's been doing and like what what's out there he knows how to handle.
- 22:36[SPEAKER_00]: creatures that are, they have the ability to just squirt poison everywhere.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 22:41[SPEAKER_01]: They could smell the o' differous creature, a hundred yards away.
- 22:45[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh.
- 22:46[SPEAKER_01]: And one of them had to stay with the horses to keep them from bolting.
- 22:49[SPEAKER_01]: While another got sick and refused to go any closer to the creature.
- 22:53[SPEAKER_01]: When they reached the bank where the monster had fallen, there was nothing, but withered vegetation and a trail leading back to the water.
- 23:04[SPEAKER_00]: Just a giant fucking herbicide container.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_00]: That's all he is.
- 23:10[SPEAKER_01]: I invite him to my yard.
- 23:11[SPEAKER_01]: I'm out of my yard just killing weeds and shit.
- 23:13[SPEAKER_01]: Boys, leave me alone.
- 23:15[SPEAKER_01]: I invite him to my yard to take care of it.
- 23:20[SPEAKER_01]: Presumably the Swan Valley monster crawled back into the river to die, or perhaps not die.
- 23:27[SPEAKER_01]: Whatever it's fate, the old timer recommended keeping a close eye on the river as quote,
- 23:33[SPEAKER_01]: I've hunted and trapped and fished all over the state for nine to 75 years, but I never seen nothing to compare with that specimen.
- 23:43[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I hope, and I pray that this has spawned a lineage of watchers of the area.
- 23:54[SPEAKER_00]: Just picture it's it's always an old man despite the lineage plays out.
- 23:59[SPEAKER_00]: It's just like the grandpa of every generation there.
- 24:04[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, watching over the area waiting for this thing to come back.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_01]: wherever you're, if anybody's over at Swan Valley, wherever the hell I was.
- 24:15[SPEAKER_00]: Ask every old man if he's there hunting the monster.
- 24:18[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Swan, if you're over at Swan Valley Lake and you see some dead vegetation.
- 24:24[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so true.
- 24:26[SPEAKER_01]: Just saying.
- 24:27[SPEAKER_00]: Document it.
- 24:28[SPEAKER_01]: Might keep a look out for the elephant
- 24:39[SPEAKER_01]: with neck wings neck the neck wing 12-footed claw hoof elephant trunk snake head wing neck long neck monster wing neck is so good that's what the swan valley wing neck I know what you're thinking it's too good I know what you're thinking there's no way there could be more lake monsters in Idaho
- 25:03[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, contrary.
- 25:05[SPEAKER_00]: There are.
- 25:06[SPEAKER_00]: I've loved it so many in habit.
- 25:09[SPEAKER_00]: I know.
- 25:09[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't know.
- 25:10[SPEAKER_00]: It was a busting.
- 25:12[SPEAKER_00]: It's with leg monsters.
- 25:16[SPEAKER_01]: Next we go to bear lake where the fish bear of cleverly named bear lake monster.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, resides.
- 25:29[SPEAKER_01]: When 1868 was must have been poppin' because the first reported sighting of the Bear Lake Monster was also in 1868.
- 25:36[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's weird.
- 25:37[SPEAKER_01]: Same as Juan Valley.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_00]: It's weird.
- 25:39[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, to be... First published by a man named Joseph C. Richard in a series of articles in the evening or in the desert evening news claiming that locals had seen a monster on the lake.
- 25:54[SPEAKER_01]: Witnesses gave differing descriptions of the monster, some compared it to a walrus.
- 25:59[SPEAKER_01]: Others compared it to a large reptile or crocodile.
- 26:02[SPEAKER_01]: So these monsters are getting wild out there.
- 26:05[SPEAKER_00]: And the description is rather burying.
- 26:10[SPEAKER_01]: Aye, if I go from walrus to alligator.
- 26:14[SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
- 26:15[SPEAKER_01]: If I see a walrus, I'm not looking at it and thinking, damn, is that a crocodile?
- 26:22[SPEAKER_00]: I hope from now on you just see a horse is and just go crock it off Or the other way around for that matter true if I see a crocodile.
- 26:31[SPEAKER_01]: I'm not like look out for that walrus People be like you're an idiot You're a dumbass.
- 26:38[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think so much better.
- 26:40[SPEAKER_00]: I love I'm well-will we do with that stupid people other witnesses
- 26:46[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently didn't see either one of those.
- 26:48[SPEAKER_01]: They described the creature as being 40 feet long.
- 26:51[SPEAKER_01]: Oh shit.
- 26:52[SPEAKER_01]: Was short but powerful legs.
- 26:54[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 26:55[SPEAKER_01]: The beast was known to wait for its victims by the shore and then pull them in.
- 26:59[SPEAKER_00]: Like you rock it out.
- 27:00[SPEAKER_00]: Like a crocodile.
- 27:02[SPEAKER_00]: And he's got the stub legs.
- 27:04[SPEAKER_01]: Also known to attack unlucky swimmers in the lake.
- 27:08[SPEAKER_00]: It's the River Wiener dog.
- 27:10[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's reported as a grayish greenish.
- 27:13[SPEAKER_00]: This creature also why don't go swimming in water like that.
- 27:19[SPEAKER_01]: It's reported to have the head of an alligator like I'll say it attacks like an alligator looks like an alligator definitely all Or is what this really got late-classed from hopefully was that did I take place in Idaho?
- 27:30[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, probably late-classed.
- 27:31[SPEAKER_00]: No, it was definitely it was definitely barely like, but they changed it to like.
- 27:35[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because like bear just doesn't have the same ring to know a man who appeared on the TV show Monsters of Mysteries in America claimed to have seen this monster in 2007
- 27:48[SPEAKER_00]: That's reason.
- 27:49[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, and I'll talk about that in a minute.
- 27:53[SPEAKER_01]: Because in 2002, a new report of the sea, they said sea monster, but it's a lake monster, living in Bear Lake had surfaced Brian Hershey, a local businessman, recalled seeing two humps just above the water's surface while out on his boat one summer day.
- 28:12[SPEAKER_01]: Hershey said the
- 28:17[SPEAKER_01]: The monster reappeared next to his boat, and Hershey came eye to eye with the creature describing it as having, quote, dark green, slimy skin, and beat red eyes.
- 28:27[SPEAKER_01]: As quickly as the monster appeared, it then disappeared.
- 28:30[SPEAKER_01]: As I mentioned before, it was also a sighting in 2007, said that the, that a man was writing in his boat to go check some fishing lines at night when he heard a growl like sound.
- 28:40[SPEAKER_01]: He looked to his right and saw the creature looking at him.
- 28:43[SPEAKER_01]: It went into the water.
- 28:45[SPEAKER_01]: There is a chance that people could confuse the monster with a large alligator, however this is unlikely due to the fact that Idaho R2 is too cold to have alligators.
- 28:56[SPEAKER_00]: False.
- 28:57[SPEAKER_01]: False.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_00]: alligator's going to stick their nose out of the water and it freezes in and they're fine.
- 29:03[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle's a biologist and it's an alligatorologist and that geo is a crocodileologist.
- 29:09[SPEAKER_00]: I seen it.
- 29:10[SPEAKER_00]: So that means it's real.
- 29:12[SPEAKER_00]: Also, scary as government conspiracy, they just fly around drop an alligator's and likes.
- 29:16[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's suck.
- 29:17[SPEAKER_00]: That sucks.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, I don't live by life.
- 29:21[SPEAKER_00]: It's like how they do with the ticks except like this is their water tick version.
- 29:24[SPEAKER_00]: The ladies drop out of
- 29:28[SPEAKER_01]: then they genetically modify them so they can survive the cold nobody notices a 40-foot alligator fallen out of the sky that's a school bus just a fucking fallen out of the sky yeah we're too busy I think I'll long as I'm I am oh that's why that's why we're here there is there was another
- 29:51[SPEAKER_01]: Like creature that's pretty popular name in the peddler.
- 29:54[SPEAKER_00]: But that sounds not good.
- 29:57[SPEAKER_01]: I forgot to put it in here.
- 29:58[SPEAKER_01]: So you have to do your own research.
- 30:00[SPEAKER_01]: Look up the peddler, another like monster.
- 30:02[SPEAKER_01]: Why would they call it the peddler?
- 30:03[SPEAKER_01]: Because it's trying to sell you stuff.
- 30:05[SPEAKER_00]: I figured it was sound drugs.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 30:07[SPEAKER_01]: It's trying to sell you teamo goods.
- 30:10[SPEAKER_01]: I was going to go there.
- 30:11[SPEAKER_00]: I was going to go there than I didn't.
- 30:13[SPEAKER_00]: And then you went there.
- 30:14[SPEAKER_00]: So yeah.
- 30:16[SPEAKER_00]: It'd be an interesting monster though.
- 30:20[SPEAKER_00]: That it's like the most annoying of monsters.
- 30:22[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, every every time you go to fish it's just like, hey You need a little sin gabbana bag.
- 30:29[SPEAKER_00]: It's not real with a built-in wallfire.
- 30:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's not real, but Looks good you can make wobbles looks good
- 30:39[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't go into a bunch of the Idaho Bigfoot Lord because there is so much of it, and there's a hundred billion Bigfoot podcasts out there that probably talk about Idaho Bigfoot stuff, so, you know, you know.
- 30:54[SPEAKER_01]: But I did talk about Dog Man.
- 30:55[SPEAKER_00]: Bigfoot is there in Idaho.
- 30:57[SPEAKER_00]: It's confirmed.
- 30:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, actually, I was looking at some stats and Idaho was one of the top squash player states in the country.
- 31:08[SPEAKER_00]: Well, as practice has got enough food and leg monsters.
- 31:11[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, there you need some stats, watch our eating and leg monsters.
- 31:14[SPEAKER_00]: possible or vice versa.
- 31:16[SPEAKER_00]: That's could be a lot of like monsters there.
- 31:17[SPEAKER_01]: Interestingly enough, it's also usually top five UFO sightings per capita as well, which I talked about when I get into the UFO section of this, but so you conspiracy UFOs drop off dogmen, like monsters to heat people swimming, 40 foot alligators, 40 foot alligators, with well neck neck wing gators.
- 31:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 31:42[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, this dogman encounter took place at a really hard ass named mountain called the Sawtooth Mountain.
- 31:48[SPEAKER_01]: That's dope.
- 31:49[SPEAKER_01]: So I called it the Sawtooth Mountain dogman.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 31:52[SPEAKER_01]: That's badass.
- 31:54[SPEAKER_01]: It's a fucking classic name.
- 31:56[SPEAKER_01]: That's the last dogman that I would want to encounter the Sawtooth Mountain dogman.
- 32:01[SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
- 32:03[SPEAKER_00]: He's the OG.
- 32:04[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't even matter if he's not, he is now the most badass of all dogmen ever.
- 32:09[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 32:10[SPEAKER_01]: I found a few dogman encounters, but I chose this one.
- 32:13[SPEAKER_01]: So there's the dogman who are looking out there, the big foot's looking out there, the lake monsters who are looking out there, Idaho's weird ass place.
- 32:21[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Saltooth.
- 32:22[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Saltooth, Mountain Dogman.
- 32:26[SPEAKER_01]: I know that the name, Saltooth, Mountain has nothing to do with the dogman, but in my brain, it makes me think that it has a mouth to just these haggard ass busted ass teeth because Saltooth.
- 32:38[SPEAKER_01]: It reminds me of like, if in the movie Lion King, Scar was actually a dogman instead of being a Lion, it would be the Sautu's Mountain Dogman, and instead of being named Scar of being named Sautu's.
- 32:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 32:57[SPEAKER_01]: Right, me a check, Disney.
- 32:59[SPEAKER_01]: True.
- 33:00[SPEAKER_01]: So this took place in 2010.
- 33:02[SPEAKER_01]: Not that long ago.
- 33:04[SPEAKER_01]: It is that long ago.
- 33:05[SPEAKER_01]: Now that I think about it.
- 33:06[SPEAKER_00]: I don't really though.
- 33:07[SPEAKER_01]: 16 years.
- 33:08[SPEAKER_01]: That's not that long.
- 33:09[SPEAKER_01]: It's longer than 20 fins.
- 33:10[SPEAKER_00]: It's about to be.
- 33:11[SPEAKER_00]: Realistically, it's about all we have left.
- 33:13[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you right.
- 33:16[SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
- 33:16[SPEAKER_01]: The back country encounter took place at Idaho, Saw Tooth Mountain, involving two experienced outdoorsmen who believe they encountered something that looked very much like a Sasquatch.
- 33:26[SPEAKER_01]: The witness in his friend Josh were on a 50-mile backpacking fishing trip near Stanley Idaho.
- 33:32[SPEAKER_01]: There's a long little bit of a trip.
- 33:33[SPEAKER_00]: Way too long to walk.
- 33:36[SPEAKER_01]: After a rough night of storms, the two split from their group to fish on a remote lake.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_01]: That night at around 2am, they heard a pack of wolves hollering nearby.
- 33:45[SPEAKER_01]: What initially sounded normally suddenly changed into something much stranger.
- 33:50[SPEAKER_01]: The house became deep and gutteral vocalizations that sounded like something trying to
- 34:02[SPEAKER_01]: The sound left both men deeply unsettled and neither of them could go back to sleep afterwards.
- 34:07[SPEAKER_01]: The next day they took an unfamiliar shortcut through a dense and rarely traveled back country.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_01]: Both began feeling increasingly uneasy, and they noticed a powerful musky order, odor.
- 34:18[SPEAKER_01]: similar to the smell of a dog kennel, then they heard movement in the brush.
- 34:22[SPEAKER_01]: Eventually they reached a ridge overlooking the valley, while they were looking to the opposite hillside, they spotted what initially appeared to be another hiker, but the figure was enormous, roughly seven feet tall, athletic, rather than bear-like, and what appeared to be short years in a short and snow.
- 34:40[SPEAKER_01]: They fucked you mistake that for a hiker.
- 34:42[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 34:44[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's irresponsible.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_00]: That's what can you respond so well.
- 34:52[SPEAKER_00]: That's just insane.
- 34:54[SPEAKER_00]: Especially when you hear what happens next.
- 34:56[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, look at that guy.
- 34:59[SPEAKER_01]: he'll help us.
- 35:00[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 35:00[SPEAKER_01]: Oh wait.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_01]: He's a dog man.
- 35:04[SPEAKER_01]: They watched it go from standing upright to dropping down on all fours and running down a hill in an extremely fast unnatural pace.
- 35:13[SPEAKER_00]: No way.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_01]: So if I saw the seven foot tall dog faced hiker and I was still a little on the fence about whether it was a human or not, I'm going to say when it dropped down to all fours and sprinted down a hill.
- 35:29[SPEAKER_00]: I would definitely confirm it's if I see anything drop on all fours in sprint out of hill.
- 35:33[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not friends with it at all.
- 35:36[SPEAKER_01]: No cause right.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sucks.
- 35:40[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently using it's unusual long arms almost like a person crawling on all fours.
- 35:44[SPEAKER_00]: Disgusting.
- 35:45[SPEAKER_00]: Like the spider bigfoot.
- 35:47[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, within seconds it disappeared into the forest.
- 35:50[SPEAKER_01]: That's ow.
- 35:51[SPEAKER_01]: Shaken the two hurried the remaining two miles to get back to their friends campsite, but didn't tell the others about what they'd seen.
- 35:58[SPEAKER_01]: That night they shared a tint because they were scared around midnight.
- 36:02[SPEAKER_01]: The witness woke up to the sound of the horses becoming visibly distress, so they were on horseback.
- 36:07[SPEAKER_01]: Which makes the 50 miles a little bit easier.
- 36:09[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's true, but still completely irresponsible.
- 36:13[SPEAKER_00]: What do you do?
- 36:13[SPEAKER_00]: What do we do?
- 36:14[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to go back to your camp.
- 36:16[SPEAKER_00]: I'm not telling you.
- 36:17[SPEAKER_01]: I'm telling you.
- 36:18[SPEAKER_00]: What are you doing?
- 36:19[SPEAKER_00]: You're going to get slaughtered.
- 36:20[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
- 36:21[SPEAKER_00]: And why would you even stay?
- 36:23[SPEAKER_00]: I'd be on my horse out of there.
- 36:25[SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't even stop by my camps.
- 36:27[SPEAKER_00]: No, I wouldn't.
- 36:27[SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to stop by the lake on the way back.
- 36:30[SPEAKER_00]: Can't make a few more casts.
- 36:31[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody's fishmen knows one more cast.
- 36:35[SPEAKER_00]: One more.
- 36:35[SPEAKER_00]: But then you get on your horse and you ride out of there, you just stick around.
- 36:39[SPEAKER_01]: You get how they're by dark.
- 36:40[SPEAKER_00]: Come on.
- 36:41[SPEAKER_01]: But he did say that the horses became visibly distressed, nang and pong at the ground all night.
- 36:46[SPEAKER_01]: He also reported that they heard the same strange gutter or howl from the night previous, but they did not see the creature again.
- 36:54[SPEAKER_00]: Lucky to need your horse.
- 36:55[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and everybody else can't.
- 36:57[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think I think the way the horror movie starts to eat your horses.
- 37:01[SPEAKER_00]: And now you're off foot.
- 37:02[SPEAKER_01]: You ain't got nowhere to go.
- 37:03[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 37:05[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, we're gonna go but down.
- 37:06[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
- 37:06[SPEAKER_01]: So the dog man.
- 37:08[SPEAKER_01]: He's throw.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_00]: I don't.
- 37:09[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so at least all too didn't didn't eat them.
- 37:13[SPEAKER_00]: No, so he's not so bad right now.
- 37:16[SPEAKER_01]: He would have even caught them true.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_01]: Just just seeing that thing standing there and you're like, oh, there's another person and then you start to realize, fuck, that's not a person.
- 37:26[SPEAKER_01]: And then watching it drop down on all fours and sprint down the hill.
- 37:29[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I'm out.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 37:30[SPEAKER_00]: I am the fuck out.
- 37:32[SPEAKER_01]: I would have laid down and then rolled down the hill toward it to a certain dominance.
- 37:37[SPEAKER_00]: It definitely would have been scared.
- 37:39[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, what is wrong with this?
- 37:41[SPEAKER_00]: Can he, him, he's going bad.
- 37:43[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 37:46[SPEAKER_01]: So, as I said before, Idaho is not only known for cryptids, it's also continuously ranked in the top five for UFO sightings per capita in the US.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_00]: Interesting.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_01]: Racking up almost 1,500 reported sightings in the five years from 2019 to 2024.
- 38:03[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty good.
- 38:14[SPEAKER_01]: I almost think it has to do with the, the, the lowest, like the lack of cities out there.
- 38:19[SPEAKER_01]: So the, the, the, the, the light.
- 38:22[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the light pollution's gone.
- 38:23[SPEAKER_01]: People are constantly outside.
- 38:25[SPEAKER_01]: It's Idaho.
- 38:25[SPEAKER_01]: When I picture Idaho, people are riding horses, looking at the stars.
- 38:30[SPEAKER_00]: I never side by side, but yeah.
- 38:32[SPEAKER_01]: Kyle's in the side by side looking at the in a convertible side by side looking at the stars.
- 38:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, cruising around.
- 38:38[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, may they be fun.
- 38:39[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
- 38:40[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 38:41[SPEAKER_00]: Sorry fun.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_01]: I got on new forks website and started looking up Idaho sightings.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot.
- 38:51[SPEAKER_01]: We're starting way way the fuck back pre Roswell.
- 38:56[SPEAKER_01]: Also, the week before Roswell July 3rd, 1947.
- 38:59[SPEAKER_01]: And savory Idaho.
- 39:02[SPEAKER_01]: I went by the name of Miss Walter Johnson, dishman Idaho, and nine other witnesses in your St. Marie observed eight objects a land on a mountain side of Butler's Bay on the St. Joe River.
- 39:13[SPEAKER_01]: According to Miss Johnson, the saucers came into view at an extreme speed traveling south to north and suddenly slowed down, then make note of this from the Steven's abduction, fluttered like leaves to the ground in the timber.
- 39:28[SPEAKER_00]: That's so weird.
- 39:30[SPEAKER_01]: Apparently this is not, this is common, more common than I ever thought it was, in a lot of UFO sightings, these things moving in weird leaf-like patterns.
- 39:43[SPEAKER_01]: When I saw this I was like, what the fuck?
- 39:47[SPEAKER_00]: It's so bizarre.
- 39:48[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 39:50[SPEAKER_01]: Why does it do that?
- 39:51[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 39:52[SPEAKER_01]: They traveled.
- 39:54[SPEAKER_01]: light years.
- 39:55[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 39:55[SPEAKER_00]: I fall like leaf.
- 39:56[SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
- 39:57[SPEAKER_00]: You don't need to control your descent.
- 40:02[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you just came from outer space.
- 40:05[SPEAKER_01]: Stop mimicking earth fauna.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 40:07[SPEAKER_00]: What are you going to do?
- 40:08[SPEAKER_00]: Turn into a giant leaf and trick us.
- 40:10[SPEAKER_00]: It probably would be a risk.
- 40:12[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
- 40:13[SPEAKER_01]: Look at that big leaf.
- 40:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a Ted blokeer.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_01]: suggested that this report should have been amongst those of the Air Force files because it had been reported to intelligence officers at the Spokane Army Air Base.
- 40:29[SPEAKER_01]: An intensive air search was carried out by two missions of the National Guard's 116th fighter group.
- 40:36[SPEAKER_01]: Local sheriff's deputies made an ground search, but there was no apparent trace of the objects that were found, and it was reportedly then shut down and never
- 40:49[SPEAKER_01]: So the army did go out and look for whatever these things were.
- 40:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's a whole bunch of them.
- 40:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 40:56[SPEAKER_00]: Also strange.
- 40:58[SPEAKER_00]: Which is always been strange forever.
- 41:01[SPEAKER_00]: UFOs fascination with mountains.
- 41:05[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because they're power sources.
- 41:08[SPEAKER_01]: Obviously.
- 41:08[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, obviously.
- 41:09[SPEAKER_01]: They're power, they're power portals.
- 41:11[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 41:12[SPEAKER_00]: That's why their mountains begin with because the
- 41:18[SPEAKER_00]: kind of like a reverse to lag type.
- 41:20[SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, it's a pyramid.
- 41:22[SPEAKER_01]: It's a giant pyramid obelisk that has to be disguised by the surrounding geography.
- 41:31[SPEAKER_01]: So they made an mountain.
- 41:34[SPEAKER_01]: It's simple.
- 41:35[SPEAKER_00]: I like it.
- 41:36[SPEAKER_01]: It's simple.
- 41:37[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which would explain why people fall into it.
- 41:41[SPEAKER_01]: The ones in Alaska.
- 41:43[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, that mountain kind of looks like a pyramid because it is
- 41:47[SPEAKER_01]: Not right here.
- 41:48[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, mount that mount.
- 41:49[SPEAKER_01]: It kind of looks, looks pyramid shape because it is.
- 41:53[SPEAKER_01]: It's simple science, guys.
- 41:54[SPEAKER_00]: Come on, catch up.
- 41:56[SPEAKER_00]: Come on, it's 2026.
- 41:58[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's time to put you big boy pants on.
- 42:02[SPEAKER_01]: It's 2026.
- 42:03[SPEAKER_01]: The government ever has released all the UFO files.
- 42:06[SPEAKER_01]: Aliens are demons, mountains and pyramids.
- 42:08[SPEAKER_01]: True.
- 42:10[SPEAKER_01]: Get with it.
- 42:12[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to talk about another UFO now.
- 42:15[SPEAKER_01]: Massive UFO from new fork, huge triangle shaped object seen hovering over Boise, Idaho.
- 42:24[SPEAKER_01]: And after noon shopping at the Boise Mall, the witness was just getting on the west, ramp of the freeway, from their trip home, wind said witness saw much brighter than normal lighting approaching from the south.
- 42:40[SPEAKER_01]: As a retired U.S. Air Force aircraft maintenance man, he assumed that he was seeing landing lights since they were near the airport.
- 42:48[SPEAKER_01]: However, they were more intense than any that he had ever seen.
- 42:51[SPEAKER_01]: And within 30 seconds or so,
- 42:54[SPEAKER_01]: uh... he could tell uh... distinctly could distinguish six individual lights across the front he had pulled over to the shoulder and two other cars pulled over behind them and we're watching as the straight line of lights in the object turned up at an angle where they can make out a full three d view of a triangle shaped that appeared to be larger than a football field
- 43:16[SPEAKER_01]: No sound was heard from the objects, however, the radio stations of their car that he had said began to change on its own and swap stations.
- 43:26[SPEAKER_01]: His wife was telling him to stop, so she could get a better look.
- 43:31[SPEAKER_01]: But instead, he took off, stomped on the gas, and, quote, got the heck out of there.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_01]: Quick, thank him, as the two others did as well.
- 43:39[SPEAKER_01]: To this day, he reports that he was nervous about mentioning this case to anyone, and he advised his wife not to mention it either, but clearly he did report it to Newfork.
- 43:51[SPEAKER_01]: It's interesting that he was scared to report it.
- 43:53[SPEAKER_01]: That's that tabo, man.
- 43:56[SPEAKER_01]: And I think another thing is that he was X USAF.
- 44:01[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
- 44:02[SPEAKER_01]: So don't want to lose your yeah, your credibility and things yeah, that makes sense.
- 44:09[SPEAKER_00]: I can understand that, but to then again, I also can't because what's the big fucking deal?
- 44:15[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm saying, you know, just put it out there.
- 44:18[SPEAKER_00]: If the best, if the best, uh, elevator operator believed in ghosts, it doesn't, you know, he's still the best elevator mechanic, so yeah, you know, fine.
- 44:30[SPEAKER_00]: It's not as relevant as you're going to break till you believe it goes.
- 44:34[SPEAKER_01]: No.
- 44:35[SPEAKER_01]: No.
- 44:35[SPEAKER_01]: No.
- 44:37[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't put a date on that one for some reason.
- 44:40[SPEAKER_00]: It happens.
- 44:42[SPEAKER_01]: Another new foresighting from 1994, not reported until 1997, though.
- 44:49[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho Falls.
- 44:51[SPEAKER_01]: A strange form-changing object scene over Idaho Falls.
- 44:55[SPEAKER_01]: The summary from new forex strange form-changing objects.
- 45:00[SPEAKER_01]: It was named deleted and I all accept named deleted were about 13.
- 45:08[SPEAKER_01]: I was 15.
- 45:09[SPEAKER_01]: We are sisters and our friend.
- 45:11[SPEAKER_01]: We were with our friend.
- 45:12[SPEAKER_01]: The four of us were laying on a trampoline.
- 45:15[SPEAKER_01]: Suddenly, they were deleted.
- 45:17[SPEAKER_01]: See something.
- 45:19[SPEAKER_01]: It appeared from behind a large pine tree.
- 45:21[SPEAKER_01]: We were looking east and moved from north to south.
- 45:24[SPEAKER_01]: It was sort of shaped like a slanted tea.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_01]: It had little orange circles all along it.
- 45:29[SPEAKER_01]: It was very dark.
- 45:30[SPEAKER_01]: and it was an outline really with circles on it.
- 45:33[SPEAKER_01]: It changed shape which frightened us, it glided very smoothly, and it was too low to be any kind of craft.
- 45:42[SPEAKER_01]: It made a slight pulsing humming sound, it eventually disappeared out of view.
- 45:47[SPEAKER_01]: We stayed outside, and a few minutes later, another one flew by.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_01]: This one was sort of ancient shape.
- 45:53[SPEAKER_01]: The circle's blinked lighter than darker than darker than darker, some of them blinked on and off.
- 45:59[SPEAKER_01]: It came from the same area and moved it in the same direction.
- 46:02[SPEAKER_01]: It gave a high-pitched beeping sound.
- 46:05[SPEAKER_01]: It also followed the other's path and then out of view in a few minutes.
- 46:14[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, another one here from 2001.
- 46:18[SPEAKER_01]: It's witnessed by military officials in Rexburg, Idaho.
- 46:26[SPEAKER_01]: for approximately 35 minutes.
- 46:29[SPEAKER_01]: Dang.
- 46:30[SPEAKER_01]: A very odd light that could not be a conventional aircraft that changed colors as if it was blending from one color to another.
- 46:38[SPEAKER_01]: Had I not seen this, I would have never believed in UFOs.
- 46:42[SPEAKER_01]: I was taking my dog out before I turned in for the night.
- 46:44[SPEAKER_01]: I live approximately six miles from town, so it was quite dark at night.
- 46:49[SPEAKER_01]: I sat down on my porch waiting for my dog.
- 46:52[SPEAKER_01]: The porch is oriented, do West.
- 46:55[SPEAKER_01]: My eye caught something moving, and at first I assumed it was an airplane or a helicopter.
- 46:59[SPEAKER_01]: It was not moving correctly for a plane, and then I thought it must be a helicopter at a high hover.
- 47:06[SPEAKER_01]: It was slowing, drifting, and then changing colors.
- 47:09[SPEAKER_01]: It was then that I was curious that it was not a plane, why then would it have wing lights that are different colors?
- 47:17[SPEAKER_01]: I called for my wife to see it, and she was not very impressed.
- 47:22[SPEAKER_00]: She's like, get out of here.
- 47:23[SPEAKER_00]: That's fucking lame.
- 47:27[SPEAKER_01]: It was nothing spectacular.
- 47:28[SPEAKER_01]: An aircraft was then flying nearly over me.
- 47:33[SPEAKER_01]: At the same time, and I used it to attempt to judge the distance of the altitude of the light.
- 47:39[SPEAKER_01]: I judged it to be approximately 20 to 25 miles west of me at 5,000 feet above the ground.
- 47:44[SPEAKER_01]: During the time I observed the light changed colors several times.
- 47:48[SPEAKER_01]: At times it appeared red, then white or blue, and then white.
- 47:52[SPEAKER_01]: When it changed colors, it blended.
- 47:54[SPEAKER_01]: It just did not change colors as if one side was one color and then another side was another.
- 48:00[SPEAKER_01]: It never moved quickly or any higher or any closer.
- 48:03[SPEAKER_01]: My wife observed it for approximately five minutes and then called my father-in-law to watch it with me.
- 48:09[SPEAKER_01]: He watched it with me for another 10 minutes.
- 48:11[SPEAKER_01]: He said that he observed another two lights to the south that resembled the first.
- 48:15[SPEAKER_01]: I then called the county sheriff and asked if they had any other calls.
- 48:19[SPEAKER_01]: The deputy I spoke with, then went to the roof and attempted to observe it as well.
- 48:24[SPEAKER_01]: I know nothing of his observations or lack thereof.
- 48:27[SPEAKER_01]: At approximately ten hundred hours, the light darkened to a dark red and descended out of sight slowly.
- 48:35[SPEAKER_01]: I did not observe it again.
- 48:36[SPEAKER_01]: I have served in the army during Desert Storm, and have seen many of the world's high performance aircraft at very close and far distances in combat maneuvers.
- 48:44[SPEAKER_01]: I've ridden in Pav.
- 48:45[SPEAKER_01]: in Pavlo's, Pavhox, CH53's, British high-prose, CH47's, and other conventional types of aircraft, and I've never seen anything like this.
- 48:56[SPEAKER_01]: I can't explain what I saw.
- 48:57[SPEAKER_01]: The only other point of interest is that the light had to be very close to the Idaho National Engineering and Environmental Laboratory site of many nuclear reactors and testing facilities.
- 49:09[SPEAKER_01]: There you go.
- 49:10[SPEAKER_01]: Newfork said that they spoke with this witness directly and found out to be quite credible.
- 49:15[SPEAKER_01]: He is also a private pilot and has experience with multiple different aircraft.
- 49:22[SPEAKER_01]: So another UFO around a possible nuclear facility.
- 49:29[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's why she didn't think it was very impressive because he's airplane nerd.
- 49:34[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's like, oh, here he goes again.
- 49:36[SPEAKER_00]: Tell me about your fucking airplane.
- 49:38[SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, here's this special interest.
- 49:40[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, awesome, because I give a fuck about airplanes.
- 49:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she's like, I don't know time for this.
- 49:45[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know time for this.
- 49:46[SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, it's awesome.
- 49:48[SPEAKER_00]: You definitely qualified to notice something out of place like that.
- 49:53[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
- 49:55[SPEAKER_01]: And he also can compare it to a lot of the things that he's seen in these minutes, so that helps out as well.
- 50:04[SPEAKER_01]: I got a few other here, since we got a little bit of time, I was kind of engaging it to see where we were, but we're going into the realm of the fey to finish out the episode.
- 50:16[SPEAKER_01]: These are coming directly from the fairy census two,
- 50:22[SPEAKER_01]: by SR Young.
- 50:27[SPEAKER_01]: So you're ready.
- 50:29[SPEAKER_01]: Ready to get some some fairies going here.
- 50:31[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
- 50:32[SPEAKER_01]: This one.
- 50:35[SPEAKER_01]: The first one is from the 1980s.
- 50:39[SPEAKER_01]: Inside a public building on my own, the witness is a female.
- 50:51[SPEAKER_01]: She says I'd been very ill and had major surgery, while we're covering on the second night, I found five to seven little men in the room.
- 50:59[SPEAKER_01]: They all had similar features, but their clothing did vary.
- 51:03[SPEAKER_01]: They were serious in their expressions, and did stay somewhat hidden behind the furniture.
- 51:08[SPEAKER_01]: When we made eye contact, they would try to, quote, get out of the way and hide.
- 51:13[SPEAKER_01]: Then when the nurses came in, they disappeared.
- 51:17[SPEAKER_01]: They were built like a dwarf human, but unlike a dwarf human, they seemed properly proportioned throughout their stocky, though with a stocky build.
- 51:25[SPEAKER_01]: They moved very fast.
- 51:30[SPEAKER_01]: She said, why fairies rather than something else supernatural, due to the fact that they looked completely solid and not a whisp or translucent in her sighting.
- 51:42[SPEAKER_01]: So I thought that was pretty interesting.
- 51:44[SPEAKER_00]: I love.
- 51:45[SPEAKER_01]: I got some hospital fay.
- 51:46[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I love long-known encounters.
- 51:49[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 51:50[SPEAKER_01]: Did you even say they had little hats on now?
- 51:52[SPEAKER_00]: It doesn't matter.
- 51:52[SPEAKER_00]: I still picture them as long-knowns.
- 51:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
- 51:55[SPEAKER_00]: But regardless, it makes me wonder how it would feel if I saw like a Coke bottle sized humanoid running around my house.
- 52:10[SPEAKER_00]: because I don't know how I'd feel about it.
- 52:13[SPEAKER_00]: I'd probably be a little scared.
- 52:15[SPEAKER_00]: I probably questioned what I was seeing.
- 52:17[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that too.
- 52:18[SPEAKER_00]: But it would be cool if it ended up being cool.
- 52:21[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 52:22[SPEAKER_01]: If they were chill.
- 52:23[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 52:24[SPEAKER_00]: They're like, yeah, just hanging out.
- 52:26[SPEAKER_00]: And like, okay, well, don't purve on me.
- 52:30[SPEAKER_01]: I got a couple more here.
- 52:31[SPEAKER_01]: This one took place in the 2010s male witness age 31 to 40.
- 52:36[SPEAKER_01]: Siding in a garden on his own 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. definitely a no.
- 52:41[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one to two minutes regular supernatural experiences.
- 52:47[SPEAKER_01]: Here it is.
- 52:49[SPEAKER_01]: I was resting from tending my garden in the shade and I saw a movement in the lower tears of the undergrowth.
- 52:55[SPEAKER_01]: It was a small human shape about six to eight inches high.
- 52:59[SPEAKER_01]: It had an almost hazy field around it that made it difficult to see.
- 53:03[SPEAKER_01]: I have no name for them except that it was extremely odd.
- 53:07[SPEAKER_01]: It was almost like it was pasted together out of odd natural bits and bobs to form this shape.
- 53:13[SPEAKER_01]: I did project my thoughts at it.
- 53:15[SPEAKER_01]: I projected the feelings of welcome and safety.
- 53:17[SPEAKER_01]: It startled and I took off my gaze and then it was gone.
- 53:22[SPEAKER_01]: It could have been an earth elemental, but it was six to ten inches tall, all kinds of natural things like vines and roots combined to create a humanoid shape.
- 53:33[SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, I look like, all I can think about is when he's like, I projected my thoughts at it and of like, safety and shit.
- 53:43[SPEAKER_00]: It was like, it was like the equivalent of someone thinking they know how to speak Spanish and then they don't.
- 53:50[SPEAKER_00]: And so he just sent a bunch of like, fuck used and this thing and it's like, Oh God.
- 53:54[SPEAKER_00]: Good.
- 53:58[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I got another one from the 2000s female witness zero to 10 in age location in a city in a garden 6 a.m. to 9 a.m.
- 54:12[SPEAKER_01]: Quo, one day I was listening to this woman on the internet talking about her experiences with ferries.
- 54:17[SPEAKER_01]: I was about 14 at the time of seeing this video about halfway through the video should begin to describe what ferries looked like in her grandmother's garden.
- 54:26[SPEAKER_01]: She said before the fairies would trust someone enough to show their true selves they would first appear as a ball of light.
- 54:33[SPEAKER_01]: Just as she described how female fairies would appear as a ball of white light, I got a sudden memory.
- 54:38[SPEAKER_01]: When I was young, I used to go to this preschool daycare center.
- 54:42[SPEAKER_01]: I would see this ball of white light up this old ramp and I would chase it.
- 54:46[SPEAKER_01]: Every time I would go after it, I would always forget about it after I was done chasing it.
- 54:51[SPEAKER_01]: When I forgot about it,
- 54:53[SPEAKER_01]: When I forgot about it, wasn't like, for example, a kid getting distracted by something it was instantaneous.
- 55:00[SPEAKER_01]: It was like the snap of someone's finger.
- 55:02[SPEAKER_01]: I would have no memory of doing it.
- 55:04[SPEAKER_01]: And that went on for about a week, and a part of me wants to say even longer.
- 55:08[SPEAKER_01]: During now, during my time at daycare, we had two breaks to go outside and play.
- 55:13[SPEAKER_01]: So after the sudden memory, I began to think deeper about the times I spent there.
- 55:17[SPEAKER_01]: I remember thinking at one point, why I never could remember the morning breaks.
- 55:22[SPEAKER_01]: That was the time when I saw the ball of light.
- 55:24[SPEAKER_01]: I also remember that we had this garden, and we all had to take care of it.
- 55:29[SPEAKER_01]: Now being horrible children that we were, we would always stomp our way through to get to the playground.
- 55:35[SPEAKER_01]: So a lot of the plants look kind of dead, but then they would look fine in a short period of time.
- 55:40[SPEAKER_01]: Later on in the video,
- 55:41[SPEAKER_01]: She always talked about how ferries could help plants.
- 55:44[SPEAKER_01]: So that would describe the odd and sudden good health of the plant.
- 55:48[SPEAKER_01]: Now, thing to keep in mind is this was a small daycare.
- 55:50[SPEAKER_01]: They did not have the money to keep replacing plants that the plants would recover too quickly to be natural.
- 55:56[SPEAKER_01]: Some of the plants were even dead, but would look fine later on.
- 56:04[SPEAKER_01]: Another one here, female 2010s, age 41 to 50.
- 56:10[SPEAKER_01]: Camping I was a loner campfire, friend and tint, I finished my book by the fire, I felt presences.
- 56:16[SPEAKER_01]: I looked up into the right, a crowd of beings, some small furry and dark, other Sasquatchy all staring at me.
- 56:24[SPEAKER_01]: I didn't believe it, I rejected it and went to the tint.
- 56:27[SPEAKER_01]: We watched the full moon travel from left to right and sink behind a cliff, as it did the light dim to dark.
- 56:33[SPEAKER_01]: My partner hit me, I opened my eyes and it was getting lighter and brighter.
- 56:40[SPEAKER_01]: I blacked out and woke up the next day, don't know how long we were out.
- 56:45[SPEAKER_01]: Don't know how long we were out there.
- 56:48[SPEAKER_01]: They look like muppets from the muppet show, furry and differing in colors and sizes.
- 56:52[SPEAKER_01]: Size is big foot-like to little small ones.
- 56:55[SPEAKER_01]: Big foot has been seen in the area, if I had previous experience with those, I was obsessed with them for three years and kept running into them.
- 57:02[SPEAKER_01]: Some spoke to me telepathically and words and also used pictures.
- 57:09[SPEAKER_01]: So they're like, well, why did you think it was a fairy?
- 57:12[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, well, we were in nature, possibly two worlds overlapping.
- 57:18[SPEAKER_01]: So, yeah, Bigfoot's fairies hanging out, weird stuff, my bits, you know, it's Idaho shit.
- 57:24[SPEAKER_00]: The one where it's like, it made her forget that one feels a little, little sussie.
- 57:33[SPEAKER_01]: If I saw a very hard for good about it, well, that's true.
- 57:35[SPEAKER_00]: And at least I guess at the end of the day, all of one of the do is fix the garden.
- 57:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, then all these little assholes just kept stomping.
- 57:42[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 57:42[SPEAKER_00]: I get understand being a little mad about that, too.
- 57:45[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the ferry was probably trying to make him forget where the garden was, so they quit walking on it.
- 57:50[SPEAKER_00]: That's a good possibility.
- 57:52[SPEAKER_00]: I think that's where I'm at.
- 57:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 57:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 57:56[SPEAKER_01]: So that's where I got.
- 58:00[SPEAKER_01]: for your, for your Idahoness, um, yeah, lots of UFOs out there, lots of Blake months, every, everybody water and Idaho has a monster in it, obviously.
- 58:10[SPEAKER_01]: That sucks.
- 58:12[SPEAKER_01]: So be careful out there.
- 58:13[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm not, not trying to go near the water out there.
- 58:17[SPEAKER_01]: Idaho is just, you go in the woods, you get attacked by dog man.
- 58:21[SPEAKER_01]: You go in the other woods, you get attacked by big foot.
- 58:23[SPEAKER_01]: You go in the water, you get attacked by Lake monsters.
- 58:26[SPEAKER_01]: You say out the water, you get
- 58:30[SPEAKER_01]: You just need to move out Idaho.
- 58:35[SPEAKER_00]: They would get me though if they just put a sign out there that said like, Kyle, your new PB is over here.
- 58:40[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I don't know.
- 58:41[SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh dang.
- 58:42[SPEAKER_00]: And then I got eight by the fuck.
- 58:46[SPEAKER_00]: The way to Mac, the wing neck monster.
- 58:48[SPEAKER_01]: The wing neck got Kyle.
- 58:50[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 58:52[SPEAKER_01]: I get it though.
- 58:53[SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
- 58:55[SPEAKER_01]: So thanks for hanging out with us today.
- 58:57[SPEAKER_01]: I know we got, I know we got listeners and I have colleagues out there just wishing I would have talked about big foot.
- 59:03[SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, all of our Idaho friends, you see anything weird.
- 59:10[SPEAKER_01]: Let us know in the comments of somewhere in social media, I don't know, I say let us know in the comments, but what does that even mean?
- 59:18[SPEAKER_00]: You guys can do it, you can figure it out.
- 59:20[SPEAKER_00]: You're smart.
- 59:21[SPEAKER_00]: Come to discord.
- 59:21[SPEAKER_00]: You're science, people now.
- 59:24[SPEAKER_01]: Signed.
- 59:24[SPEAKER_01]: Signed.
- 59:24[SPEAKER_01]: Tall is just no.
- 59:26[SPEAKER_00]: That's not it.
- 59:26[SPEAKER_00]: That's different.
- 59:27[SPEAKER_00]: That's different.
- 59:28[SPEAKER_00]: That's that.
- 59:30[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you're right.
- 59:31[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
- 59:32[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for hanging out with us today.
- 59:33[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, but everybody's beating the heat.
- 59:34[SPEAKER_01]: It's coming back full force it is the beginning of all of us.
- 59:39[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why I expected any different but yeah.
- 59:43[SPEAKER_01]: Thanks for hanging out with us.
- 59:44[SPEAKER_01]: Be sure to tune in next week where I got some
- 59:48[SPEAKER_01]: Weirdo alien encounters coming up coming in hot, so stick around for that until we meet again Stay safe stay weird if you're an Idaho and you have managed to see a wing neck Let us know about it