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Episode 58: The Second Coming · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in Confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is only you know,
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  Speaker 1: he's telling Joel is in charge of the levers. The levers. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the things you're doing there, the levels levels. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: they're also levers. Yeah, what about them? You're a little
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  Speaker 1: heavy on them? What they're a little too loud? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're like I could be like, hey, I don't hear
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  Speaker 1: a thing, and you're like, oh, let me turn it
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit, and all of a sudden, I
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  Speaker 1: can hear everything, you know, at the loudest fucking decibel.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first F bomb on the show. I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say, look at this. Did you just started in
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  Speaker 1: your cursing already? I've been cursing on that storm. You've
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  Speaker 1: been the one cursing. You are cursing way more than
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  Speaker 1: I have been, I promise you really. Yeah, you're much
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  Speaker 1: more on edge. I can't imagine why I have every
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  Speaker 1: reason to be on it.
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  Speaker 2: So as of recently, I've developed this bad habit of constantly,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, all the time, I do this. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: had's not something new, you know that, right, You've been
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  Speaker 2: doing that since I've known you. Oh really, yeah, you
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  Speaker 2: were once a seventeen year old fucking dick head kid,
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  Speaker 2: he brings herself all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he come and just I need coffee makers here
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  Speaker 1: and there. We had a you know, didn't you put
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  Speaker 1: one in the studio? Eventually I did? You got nightmare anyway?
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  Speaker 1: But why why should you walk all the way down
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  Speaker 1: the hall when you could have the coffee maker rite
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  Speaker 1: in your studio? Yeah geez no.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, so, oh, so you think that I've said
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  Speaker 2: oh like a lot, yeah the long time.
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  Speaker 1: Almost every time I see you saying about thirty to
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  Speaker 1: forty times, I do not you do? Or whenever you
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  Speaker 1: talk on the phone, be like, how are things? How's work?
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  Speaker 1: Sure a subject, but you know, how are things? And
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  Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, you always start with uh, that's
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  Speaker 1: not new, bud. I don't know. You're an kind of guy.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it is.
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  Speaker 2: But my father called me out on it. Oh, next week,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Tired of hearing you say, oh you say that all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Oh, It's like I have every reason to say.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's how I feel about life. That's how
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  Speaker 1: I feel about life right now. Yeah, you get a
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  Speaker 1: card for it, A pass you get a halt whatever
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: those past things called. There's a guy waiting for us
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  Speaker 1: by the way to connect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're trying to do our first ever virtual virtual guests.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm we're flying. What's the saying, we're flying by
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  Speaker 1: the seat of our pants? Yeah? What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 1: What a weird saying? Right, Well, we're sitting still, but
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  Speaker 1: we're flying on the seat of our pants, flying by
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  Speaker 1: the seat of our pants, like flying? Ass up? Is
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  Speaker 1: that what it means? Fly? It's a weird one. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. There's a bunch of sayings like that that
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what, let's see if Kevin can help. Let's
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  Speaker 1: connect with this guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, say hello to our first virtual guest on the
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  Speaker 2: Blazed and Confused podcast.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna learn all about the movie he just made.
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  Speaker 1: Hello Kevin.
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  Speaker 3: Check out those silky fucking pipes right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 2: This is also awkward because you can only see me,
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  Speaker 2: you know, when we have the virtual get like Mike Becker,
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  Speaker 2: come over here, wave way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's as a director, it's very frustrating to see
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  Speaker 3: all this wasted space knowing that there's a Mikey right
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  Speaker 3: there out out of fran.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Kevin You've had a lot going on, but you've
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  Speaker 1: also done a lot of cool things. Kevin Kraft is
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  Speaker 1: our guest here today. By the way, on the what
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  Speaker 1: is this episode fifty eight of Blazed and Confused? I'm Becker.
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  Speaker 1: That's Joel Kevin Craft. Give us a little backstory about
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  Speaker 1: what you've done. You've done a lot of cool things,
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  Speaker 1: more impressive than us, so please share.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I started doing construction and realized that it
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  Speaker 3: sucked and left that and got into radio. Was I
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  Speaker 3: worked for the Howard Searn Show. I started as an intern,
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  Speaker 3: and then after like two semesters, it just so happened
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  Speaker 3: that somebody in like the back office team quit. I
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  Speaker 3: got that job. So I worked for Howard for about
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  Speaker 3: five years in New York, and then I moved out
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  Speaker 3: to LA to try and be a filmmaker. And in
• 4:02
  Speaker 3: the meantime, I was working for Serious XM and they
• 4:05
  Speaker 3: were like, hey, you know, would you like to help
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  Speaker 3: us out? And you know, well, we can pay you
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  Speaker 3: for a few gigs here and there while you're you know,
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  Speaker 3: job hunting. So I did that and I fell just
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  Speaker 3: right back into radio doing the Jason Ella Show. I
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  Speaker 3: was their call screener for a little bit. Then they
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  Speaker 3: hired me. I became their executive producer. I was a
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  Speaker 3: co host eventually, and I did that for about twelve
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  Speaker 3: years and got fired from that. I was just like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, I've written all these screenplays, It's time
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  Speaker 3: to just make something happen and made a movie.
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  Speaker 1: Very cool, and Joel's not a movie guy. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to warn you what you know about it. It's just
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't have the attention span for much, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like when doing a podcast is like amazing, Like I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe this is happening because his attention span is
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  Speaker 1: so crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, but we're doing a podcast that that it's
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  Speaker 2: perfect for the people that have no attention span because
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  Speaker 2: it moves, it jumps from one thing to the next
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  Speaker 2: to the next.
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  Speaker 1: You're not wrong about it that we're doing something the
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  Speaker 1: ADHD method. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm proud of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not just movies, I tell you. It's However, though,
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  Speaker 2: I did watch Titanic again the other day. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: watched titan which I've seen before. Right, everybody's seen Titanic,
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  Speaker 2: and I know that I've watched Titanic before. However, though, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I watched Titanic, like I really watched it as an
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  Speaker 2: adult for the first.
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  Speaker 1: Time the other night. Shit's sad, dude. Yeah, at the
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  Speaker 1: end of it, I'm like, fuck, did you actually cry?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like I I.
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  Speaker 2: Still think that there was enough room on that door.
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  Speaker 2: Though she was beat a bit, Jack could have easily
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  Speaker 2: fit on that door. There was nothing else that he
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  Speaker 2: could have He could have found a float on, didn't
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  Speaker 2: they say? It actually wasn't a door, it was something else,
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  Speaker 2: like a wardrobe or something. Either way, there was plenty
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  Speaker 2: of ship floating around in the water that he could
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  Speaker 2: have latched onto.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there were a bunch of bodies that could have
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  Speaker 1: just climbed up on. You know, well, I don't know, right,
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  Speaker 1: think about it. Titanic too, Man for nineteen ninety seventy grew.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was Yeah, it was for you. A
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  Speaker 1: little morbid, Yeah, a little morbid. Yeah. Uh. Titanic for
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  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety seven. The graphics still pretty good, man. What
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  Speaker 1: do you think about that, Kevin?
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  Speaker 3: As far as the special effects, how they hold up. Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 3: it's been a while since I've seen it, all right,
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  Speaker 3: go watch it. I remember being impressed by them back
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  Speaker 3: in the day. And it's James Cameron, so it has
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  Speaker 3: to have aged.
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  Speaker 2: Well yeah, so used, Like I'm not even a movie
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  Speaker 2: guy enough to know, Like what other James Cameron movies
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  Speaker 2: would I know? Like, but Pirana two, The Spawning never
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  Speaker 2: heard of it?
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  Speaker 1: Ye, next.
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  Speaker 3: Terminator too? How about that one?
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  Speaker 1: Terminator? Oh yeah, I've heard of that. That's Swartz. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen that. No, I'm definitely that's the I'll be I'll
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  Speaker 1: Be back movie. Right, Yeah, we'll call it that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't impressed by that one. I don't know about
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  Speaker 1: that one. Wasn't impressed by it. Oh my god. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: So what's just the he did the second one and
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  Speaker 1: not the first one?
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  Speaker 3: No, he did the first one as well.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah what else?
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  Speaker 3: Aliens?
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  Speaker 1: No, Avatar, the Blue People, No that I've heard of it.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard of it that. Uh, Like I remember we
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  Speaker 1: had a copy of that growing up, Like my parents
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  Speaker 1: had that on Blu Ray when Blu Ray was Because
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  Speaker 1: people still Kevin, Joel's kind of more of a Toy
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  Speaker 1: story kind of guy, which, by the way, I have
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  Speaker 1: yet to see Toy Story five, Kevin, have you seen
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  Speaker 1: Toy Story five yet?
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  Speaker 3: I have I see everything. I have the A list
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  Speaker 3: pass at AMC, so me too, me too, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: see everything that comes out.
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  Speaker 1: And what did you think of Toy Story five?
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  Speaker 3: It was great, but probably the weakest of the franchise.
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  Speaker 3: Al Right, I mean, look, when you when you have
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  Speaker 3: a franchise that's a heavy hitter like Toy Story, one
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  Speaker 3: of them has to be the worst. And it's still awesome.
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  Speaker 3: So I think that just speaks to the franchise itself.
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  Speaker 3: But I'll say, Joel, if you if you didn't like
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  Speaker 3: Terminator Too, I don't think you should watch my movie
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  Speaker 3: because it doesn't stand a chance.
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  Speaker 1: I've never seen Terminator two. I said, Terminator one. I've
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  Speaker 1: seen that, and even that was a little I think
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  Speaker 1: you like two more? You think, yeah? For surely? Oh yeah, definitely, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's very good. Speaking of twos, and speaking of Titanics,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there a Titanic two? Titanic also? I don't know, No,
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there a movie like a follow up? Was a
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  Speaker 1: Titanic too? Am I making that up?
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  Speaker 3: I don't there was, but it was done by one
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  Speaker 3: of those I forget what they call them. I think
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  Speaker 3: they were like a mockbuster company. So it was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was Titanic too, but it was done by like
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  Speaker 3: the people that did trans morphers.
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  Speaker 1: Trans morphers. I've never even Yeah, it sounds like something
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  Speaker 1: you'd find on porno.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember back in the day going to Blockbuster
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  Speaker 3: and there was like a movie you had heard of
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  Speaker 3: right there on the shelf, and right next to it
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  Speaker 3: was like a knockoff where they changed one or two letters.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I do remember that now he's way
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: too yeah that, but yeah, I do remember going to Blockbuster, though,
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that. We're not here to talk about
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  Speaker 1: other movies. We're here to talk about the Second Coming
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  Speaker 1: of John Cooper, by the way, which also sounds like
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  Speaker 1: also sounds like it could be I'm born up.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, if we get a sequel, it's going to be
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  Speaker 3: John Cooper Comes Again.
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  Speaker 4: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: Which is the name of Howard Stern's book, right, is
• 9:07
  Speaker 1: it not Howard Stern Comes Again? Is that true? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: It his most recent one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is very good. I got that
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  Speaker 2: Santa Claus bought me that the one year for Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. It's a book of his interviews. Did you
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: read it? I read bits and pieces of it, all right,
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  Speaker 1: that's about right. But anyway, the second Coming of John
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  Speaker 1: Cooper Kevin, that is just so wild and awesome. You finally,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you've been writing stuff since you were
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  Speaker 1: a kid, right, You've always been like creative and writing stuff. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I wrote my first screenplay when I was in high
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  Speaker 3: school and I've been trying to do something with it
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  Speaker 3: ever since. And you know, when I was working in radio,
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  Speaker 3: I sort of just got lazy with it because I
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  Speaker 3: went from you know, the job site, which I hated,
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  Speaker 3: and then it's just like, okay, well I'm working creatively.
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  Speaker 3: I'm working in comedy.
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  Speaker 1: This will do.
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  Speaker 3: And it was never really what I wanted to do.
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  Speaker 3: But you know, when you put in sixty hours of
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  Speaker 3: writing jokes and stuff for other people and then you
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  Speaker 3: get home, the last thing you want to do is
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  Speaker 3: write more jokes for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, fair enough.
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  Speaker 3: Once the old job thing disappeared, freed up a lot
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  Speaker 3: of time to finally pursue just taking the reins and
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  Speaker 3: doing everything myself.
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  Speaker 1: That's pretty cool, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So you've been fired too, Yeah, all right, nice, I
• 10:19
  Speaker 3: got fired twice. I got fired by Sirius XM when
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: they did their first round of cuts when COVID hit.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, let's face it, the first thing everybody started
• 10:26
  Speaker 3: cutting corners on when the pandemic hit was like, hold
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  Speaker 3: on a second, I'm paying for radio. All right, well
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  Speaker 3: that's the first bill I cut. Yeah, and everybody whose
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: contract came up during the pandemic, they were just like,
• 10:36
  Speaker 3: you're gone, You're gone, You're gone. So we got fired,
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: relaunches a podcast, and then the host of the podcast
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  Speaker 3: went bankrupt and he fired me so he didn't have
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: to pay me anymore. God, radio's awesome, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Ah Man, We could have gotten real jobs. Stuff, thinking
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  Speaker 1: about what I could have done. What would if you
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: would have gotten a real job, what would your real
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  Speaker 1: job have been.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not smart enough for any of them.
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  Speaker 1: I feel the same way I was gonna say, you
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  Speaker 1: guys are Yeah, I feel the same way.
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  Speaker 3: I'm realizing that now as I have a movie that
• 11:07
  Speaker 3: I'm out promoting and it's like shit, in the meantime,
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  Speaker 3: I might have to get It's like, all right, I
• 11:10
  Speaker 3: could work at Costco. I think I could do that.
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  Speaker 3: I'd be a good Costco dude.
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  Speaker 1: You guys have Costco on the West Coast? Oh yeah,
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: I kind of hate cost Coast. We were in Costco.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you hate it? It's wonderful. It's overwhelming, man,
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  Speaker 1: too many. I don't know how Costco in the West
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  Speaker 1: Coast is, but over here, too many, damn people. Everywhere
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  Speaker 1: you turn there's twenty other people trying to get there.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's laid out weird. You gotta wait in
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: line everywhere. Yeah, samples are good. Though, samples are great.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: We'll go there and have lunch.
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  Speaker 2: And honestly, though, the last time we were there, there
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: was this guy that was handing out this stuff that
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: you put in water. It was like a knockoff liquid ivy.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I guess it wasn't a knockoff because it was probably
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: more expensive, but you know what a liquid iv is,
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: like a beverage hydration multiplier thing. He goes, well, why
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: don't you try this. I'll give you the whole bottle
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: of it if you like it. And I thought, you
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: give me the whole bottle of it. Hell yeah, I'll
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: drink that give me And it was really damn good.
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: I felt obligated then, though the box, because he gave
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: me an entire bottle of water with the shit in it. Yeah.
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: How much was it? And how many have you used?
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: Like three? Geez, it's good, but it's not that good. Yeah,
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: it's called like fizz or something. Yeah, fizzy fizz fizz fizzers.
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: Don't look at me. I can't be a paid spokesperson.
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell it's called. It's good,
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: but and you want a job anyway. Anyway, The Second
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  Speaker 1: Coming of John Cooper. Dude, I got to see this
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: movie at a theater. What was that theater? We saw
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: it in New Jersey?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, that was That was actually the theater that
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: I used to go to as a kid when I
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: would visit my dad in Atlantic Highlands. And Kevin Smith
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: bought it. Yeah, and so it was kind of like
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: on the verge of bankruptcy and I think it was
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: his childhood theater too, so he bought it and rebranded
• 12:46
  Speaker 3: it as the smod Castle Cinema or theater. And yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it was part of Kevin Smith's film festival.
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  Speaker 1: That's really which is really cool. Yeah, dude, I was
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: so excited just to see it in the theater like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad I got a chance to do that kind
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  Speaker 1: of before anyone else, did, you know. And yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to say, like I'm pleasantly surprised,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, I'm sure people will
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  Speaker 1: tell you that all the time, Like, oh, I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe how good it was. No, I believed that was
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  Speaker 1: going to be great, and it really was. It was
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  Speaker 1: super entertaining. Please Joel has not seen the movie yet.
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  Speaker 1: He could have been a good host and like checked
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  Speaker 1: it out, which I'm sure he's going to do after
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  Speaker 1: the show. Right, you didn't tell me to watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I would have have, but I've seen it. Please tell
• 13:29
  Speaker 1: everybody else what it's about.
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  Speaker 3: So it's basically about this guy who was the biggest
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  Speaker 3: celebrity of his generation and due to his bad behavior
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  Speaker 3: and hard partying and all that stuff, he lost, his career,
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: got sued, lost everything vanished from the public eye, and
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  Speaker 3: then a documentary crew finds him living on the couch
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  Speaker 3: of his biggest fan as he tries to rebuild his
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  Speaker 3: career from scratch. But he's he's kind of a moron,
• 13:54
  Speaker 3: so all of his ideas are very stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really great.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: So it was like a mockumentary, yes, like a spinal
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: tap esque movie.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because I basically, you know, I did this pretty
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: much myself, so you know, when you're That's kind of
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  Speaker 3: why it was so awesome to have my movie play
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: at Kevin Smith's festivals because he was the person that
• 14:16
  Speaker 3: made me want to be a filmmaker. And this was
• 14:19
  Speaker 3: heavily inspired by Clerks because a lot of it takes
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: place in the same location. Yeah, so that right there
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  Speaker 3: is an easy way to save on production costs, and
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: the mockumentary format really helps out when you have no budget.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: So take us through the steps of making a movie, Like,
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: I'm so fascinated by it. I want to learn a
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: little bit more about that, like how what it took
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: to get it in front of someone like Kevin Smith.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I think everybody's path is sort of different. So though
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: the way I did it was a little unconventional, like
• 14:50
  Speaker 3: I didn't go to film school or anything. I kind
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: of just taught myself to write. And when I wrote
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: this script about ten years ago with the goal of
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: seeing it was like homework assignment, Like what kind of
• 15:01
  Speaker 3: a story can I come up with with as low
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: budget as possible? And I go to lunch with these
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: people that work in the industry that are way more
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: successful than me, and I was like, all right, you
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: know what, I'm I'm ready to move forward with one
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: of my scripts and just do it myself.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: What do I do?
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: And they're like, all right, well, first thing you need
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: is a cinematographer. All right, anybody at the table know
• 15:23
  Speaker 3: a cinematographer. And one guy was just like, yeah, actually,
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I know this guy. He's fresh out of film school.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: Let me text him real quick. And I had a
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: meeting with the guy the next day. He came on board,
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: and then he reached out to an executive producer that
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: he knows, and the two of them just branched out
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: and built a crew and then we were just kind
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: of off to the races from there. But it was
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: every step of it was psychotic, like it really just
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: to get any movie across the finish line, you need
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: just a series of like seven straight winning lottery tickets. Yeah,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Like any point it can just be instantly derailed and
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: crashed and burned. We got hit by the strikes, so
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: we had to delay from the strikes. The day before
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: we went on set and our first day of shooting,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: my family was in town and then at the time,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: eighty five year old grandma fell like she missed a step, fell,
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: bashed her face on the corner of a coffee table,
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: knocked her teeth out, split her lip up to her nose,
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: and an ambulance came. And right after the ambulance left,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I was just like, all right, guys, well I got
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: to go home because I have to shoot.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: In the morning.
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: So I go to my first my first day on
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: set with that in my head. And then after we
• 16:40
  Speaker 3: wrapped the movie, our hard drives crashed, so the hard drive,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: the main hard drive, the backup hard drive lost everything. Wow,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: everything we shot and it took about six months at
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: a data recovery center to get everything brought back. They
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: were honestly telling me that you should try to just
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: cope with the fact that your movie is lost.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Wow, but you got it back.
• 17:04
  Speaker 3: I got it back. It took almost our entire post
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: production budget, but I got it back. And then from
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: there you go to the film festival route, and you know,
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: once some awards got to travel with it and take
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: it to some cool places. Nothing panned out from that,
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: and then it was just a year of me just
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: hitting the pavement and trying to find a distributor and
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: cold emailing people. And getting a lot of rejections and
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: then finally something clicked found a distributor and six months
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: after that it's now available on vod.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome, man. So where can people watch it?
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: So you can rent or own it digitally on Prime, Fandango,
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Google TV and if you're in Canada, they have weird rules,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: so everything that I just mentioned got nuked and the
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: only way you can get it is renting it on YouTube.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: We do have a lot of Canadian listeners, we do,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: we do. Yeah, oh, Canada. They have great bacon up there,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: don't they.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not much of a bacon guy,
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: but I know, you know what I do like their
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: bacon better than America bacon. It's Ham. Oh that's probably why.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Canadian bacon is just big Ham. Well small Ham
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: actually is small just it is so you know, when
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: you go to McDonald's you get a egg McMuffin.
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of Yeah, it's the round bacon Ham Canadian. Yeah, anyway,
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: they know what they're doing with the bacon they do. Anyway,
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: the Second Coming of John Cooper, Joel, You're definitely gonna
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: pick up a copy, right, I will, Yes, How long
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: is and everyone else. That's my question. Yeah, I was
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: just gonna ask you what's the run time? My rule
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: with movies, notoriously, I tell everybody this. I've said before,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: I'll say it again. Hour and a half. We got
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: to get to the finish line in ninety minutes.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: It's just a little bit over. It's a tight ninety
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: four a far fair.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair, you can do it. Fair. Fair.
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: If you would have said one hundred and four, then
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I would have said, listen, I'm gonna have to wait
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: till John Cooper comes for the third time.
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: But there's like some cool cameos in there. They're like
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: Brian Posain, Rob Cordrey, Doug Benson. I just pulled some
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: strings with some comedy people I know to get them
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: to come on the picture. And uh well that sounded dirty.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, play themselves, come on the picture. See again. Could
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: be on porn Hub. I think it would add value
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: to it if they did. Hey, speaking of porn hub,
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Speaking of Pornhub, we were just talking earlier before we started.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You remember way back when pornhub you can only watch
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: five videos a day. Yeah, they limited you remember that
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: way back then? They got rid of that you remember that.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I do not remember that. Really that was the thing.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Five videos.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it used to limit you with five videos a day.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Am I going crazy?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: I remember seven seven day Jack and kind of guy,
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: So that would got to.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Work seven day. Oh look, there's a Reddit thread about it.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Teens today will never understand the five video limit on
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: porn hub.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: When was that? We're gonna have to ask the chat jup.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Was it only in certain states? I kind of remember
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: that being a thing, maybe because we were in Pennsylvania, MA.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: I think it was a state by state. I kind
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: of remember being like, oh, we're going to New Jersey,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: you know, and get more than five.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: In New Jersey's where it's at you get unlimited porn
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: and you can buy weed.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, amazing.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Oh you know that in like in southern states you
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: have to like scan your ID and your face, like
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: you have to do a three D scan of your
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: face to access like you porn X videos and all
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: that that.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: No, oh yeah, it's a bunch of this. Where's this
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: that down south? Man? It's crazy.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to let the government know what you're
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: jacking it to.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Let them know. By the way, according to Google, porn
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: hub got rid of the five video limit in Oh
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: they got rid of that in twenty twenty three.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: It looks like, oh, now it says this content can't
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: be shown for safety reasons.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Weird? Why safety? What star? I just want to know
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: when they got why is it unsaved? Whatever?
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: Anyway, Yes, the kids today will never run stand when
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: porn Hub you're still limit you with five videos a day.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: God, and he's about waiting thirty minutes for a jpeg
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: to download it.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: See, I never lived through that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Wack it to that.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it has no idea about that struggle. I never
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: lived through that. Now, like started like before I left
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: for school and then run home after school and be like,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: really it's almost done.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: Really I could only I could almost see Sidney Crawford's titty.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: You're almost there, almost, Mom.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Hang up the phone. You just interrupted the modem.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: See.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: But I do remember that when the internet, like you
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: couldn't be on the Internet on the phone at the
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: same time.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dial up right, yep. I'd be in my room
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: and I'd hear like somebody pick because you could hear
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: it through the computer. I remember like there was a
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: little speaker or something. You could hear people talking yeah,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: like you could hear somebody pick up the phone, I think,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: or at least my computer did or something like that.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: But I hear my mom like, go on, like I'm
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: on a shuter. I just need two more minutes. But anyway,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I just need two more minutes. Thanks for that weird
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: sound effect. I don't know everyone appreciated that. It's my
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: sister's birthday, by the way. Yeah, she's forty seven. Boy,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: if she's forty seven, then that makes you significantly younger
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: than I don't know about significantly significantly. It might be
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: a stretch there. My birthday is tomorrow, that's right. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: happy birthday. I'll be forty two. Thanks for the reminder.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Thanks man. Do you memorize people's birthdays? I'm good with it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. When's my birthday? September tenth? Jeez, yeah,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: when's mine tomorrow? Ohe networks, you won't retain this. Yeah
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: you know what, Kevin, when's your birthday? You should know
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: next weeks? Really? Yeah? What day?
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: The twenty second?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Alright?
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'll be forty four. Fuck yeah, how's that feel?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah? Horrible, absolutely horrible. Joel's dude, Joel's twenty seven
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: almost twenty eight. Now are you so fucking mad at him? Yeah?
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Almost twenty eight and you know what, no, guys, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: gotta go.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks for doing this.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: You can never forget my birthday because it's the day
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: before nine to eleven and now the Charlie Kirk Day.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Charlie Kirk day. We are Charlie Kirk. No,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: we are not. Have you heard that song on social media? Yeah?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Pretty stupid. I think that's an AI song. It's a meme.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: It's like we are Charlie Kirk. We carry the flameous man.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, let's not do that anymore. Did we even
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: start the show? We've we've been blabbing. I didn't press
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: the open button yet. See he just did the sound effect.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I fine, I'll start it. Sorry.
• 23:37
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• 23:42
  Speaker 5: trivia podcast where truth, Fury and THHC glide. Let's spark
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: your curiosity and light up some knowledge. Thought Blazed and
• 23:53
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• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Well, actually started like twenty three minutes ago. But you know, yeah,
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: you've never been good of a time. We're still learning here.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: How many episodes is this fifty eight. It takes till
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: one hundred and fifty eight till it gets good. So
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: we're almost there, Kevin. How many episodes of your podcast
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: do you have now?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: I think yesterday? No, today, we just posted episode seven
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty five.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: How many years have you been doing that now?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Fifteen?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Fifteen years? How often? How often new episodes? How often
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: once a week? And what's called what Mad Scientist Party hour?
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Love it? Yeah?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: And we do a Patreon where we do like four
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: shows a week there, so it is.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: It's busy.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: It's a busy slate.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: So you're recording every day or do you batch record?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: How does that work?
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Every now and then? We bank some stuff?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: But we should do man, who's thinking about that? Why
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: don't we do that? We should take one day a
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: month where we record all day long, take advantage of
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: the format. It's not a bad idea. Say then we
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: can't talk about the news. It'd be good because nobody
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: wants to hear us talk about the news.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: No, right, that's well, I like talking about it, but
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: we don't care much to hear us talk about that show.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I know you know it, man, you know I'm not
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: look at me what am i? Katie Katie Kirk. How
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: about that guy that just passed away? And there was
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I heard about that guy? He had paid some sex
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: workers to do some Lindsey Graham did that? Oh edit
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: at bleep bleep random thoughts. Let's do it. Let's do it,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: pleased and confused random thoughts. This is a part of
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the show where we talk about what we thought about
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: during the week. And uh, I have a couple of
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: things I would like you read. To read the first one, yes,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: where I read his random thoughts? Yeah, why was former
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: president and CEO and led led? You've never heard of
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the word lead and led? He led the company? Yeah?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Why is it? And though there's so many ants, why
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: was former president and CEO and led the company? I
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: didn't screw that up anyway. Yeah, make me read your thoughts.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: It don't make any sense. Uh wow, I was former
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: president and CEO who led the company for more than
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: fifty five years, passed away at the age of eighty eight.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: That's not the funny part they read. Read the funny part.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: I was laughing because I just read. His name was
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: dick Wood junior man, No, that was his name.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dick Wood Junior imagine being in school with that name.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: So his name obviously was like really Richard, right, probably
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: either way, that's just child abuse. Yeah, your last name's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: would Why on earth would you name your kid Richard?
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Come on here, come on? Yeah, with his middle name Stiffy? Oh,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Richard Richard Stiffy. Are you is that true? Yeah? It's true?
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah? It was news today? I saw
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Is it really? Yeah? Wait? I got it? So he's
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the founder, he's the founder? Yeah? Or a former president
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: and ceo? Oh my god, hopefully is it flagged? It flagged? No,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: but it's someboddy. You google it. Wahwah's former president at CEO,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Dick Wood Junior eight. I told you it's funnier singing
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: on the internet, right, dude? Do you don't have you
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: don't have wah wahs out in California?
• 27:20
  Speaker 5: No?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: That's like a very much so East Coast thing, isn't it. No?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I miss them so much. I love wah Wah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: What do you Because you're from Jersey, So what do
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you get when you come back? Do you go to
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: wah wah like all the time when you're here? Yeah?
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the the hot pretzels, the ones, that
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: are have like a sweet cream filling. Yeah, sing to
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: the bomb, get an mt O, sub get some like
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: turkey and provolone.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah yeah, wowas my jam. You know, I saw
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: this thing. A kid was pissing his daughter dad off
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: while they were in the car, and the dad said,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: keep it going. I'm gonna throw your Nintendo switch out
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: the window. And the kid said, no, you wouldn't and
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: he took it and he said he frisbeted out the window.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Sounds like I was gonna say, did you ever have
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: like any thing taken away from you that you really liked? Oh?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: My god? Yeah, what would piss you off the most?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Like if you got in trouble? Did you get in?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I was a pretty good kid, Kevin. Were you like
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: a troublemaker growing up? Yeah?
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: I was horrible?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely horrible. No.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I got away with nothing. I got busted for every
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: bad thing that I did. My mom had me super young,
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: so we lived with my grandparents in Jersey and their
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: house was right next to a golf course. Yeah, and
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: I used to terrorize the golf course.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: What'd you do?
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I would draw dicks in the sand trap. I feel
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: bad now, but I like fucked the greens up and
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: there was this one maintenance guy. He was he was
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: like groundskeeper Willie. He was like always after me. He
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: had this golf cart that would ride around with his
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: two attack dogs, and he never caught me. And one
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: day my buddy and I went on the golf course
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: and we took all the scorecards out, ripped him in half,
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: took the pencils and started drawing dick's on the ball washer.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: And then my buddy was like, dude, you should pissing it.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I should.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: And as I'm pissing in it, this guy in his
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: golf cart and attack dogs rush out from behind a
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: tree and it was like an It was like a
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: sting operation. Dude caught me with my dick in the
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: ball washer.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Oh no, wow, And that's a statement. What a statement
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: that is He caught me with my dick in the
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: ball washer. Yeah. How many people can say that you
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: should put that on your tombstone one day? And that
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: is what a statement that I wish I could say that.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: That's really funny. Random thoughts. What else? This guy cut
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: off his dick and he used it to start a
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: fire in his neighbor's garage. How do you guys feel
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: about that? Pretty normal, pretty normal behavior. There's a lot
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: to take in there. Yeah, I remember, huh it was
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: on Oprah way back. Remember the woman that cut off
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: her husband's nags? Remember that bob It right?
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: Was it? Yeah? Lorrain Irena Bobbitt. Yeah, oh, you remember
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: her name and everything. I remember that she was a
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: big topic in school at the lunch table. Was she really?
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: That dude became a porn star?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Afterwards?
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: They sewed his dick back on and he started doing porn.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Huh wow, how did that work?
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: Not?
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Well?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: You think you think they sewed this guy who is
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: dick back on? The dude that started the fire. Imagine
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: like his dick probably looked like you know, in like
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: after a rainstorm and the worms come out on the
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: sidewalk and then they got trapped and they the next
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: day they're all dried up and burnt. Like, sir, we
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: found your dick. I'm very sorry. Oh wow, you're right.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: This is uh. I googled this story. First thing that
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: pops up USA today. Man cuts off genitals, uses them
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to set fire. Police said, geez, wow, local boy, I
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: know he's from Indiana. All right man from Indiana was
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: charged with a felony after he was accused of cutting
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: off his genitals and using them to start a fire.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: According to court documents, on May sixth, the man was
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: charged with arson after police say he cut off his penis,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: doused it with gasoline, and lit it on fire in
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: the garage of his mother's house in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: That's how you make a statement right there, while attempting.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: While attending to the fire, the suspect's family told first
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: responders he was missing. Meanwhile, officers were attending to the suspect,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: who said he had been stabbed in downtown Fort Wayne.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: It wasn't until later.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: After the suspect had been taken to the hospital, that
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: he admitted to police he had inflicted the wound on
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: himself and started the fire in the garage. Oh man,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: his name is Christopher Peden, thirty six. He was arrested
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: in charge with arson in the case. Imagine his name
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: was Dick Wood too. That would have been funny.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: He told police he used a kitchen knife to cut
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: off his genitals while he was in the garage before
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: he set it on fire and then left the scene.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Police say this keeps coding? What is just gonna end?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Police said they collected the remains of the red gasoline
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: container and four lighters, and documented a kitchen knife that
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: was found near the scene of the fire with blood.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: He was being held on ten thousand dollars bond, according
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: to court. Thousand dollars. That's it, geez. I think there
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: should be more now. I mean, if you're gonna be
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: an arsonist, okay, but jeez, of all the things to
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: start the fire with.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Imagine if this guy makes bond and they're like, all right,
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: someone paid the ten gees, but listen, no more cutting
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: your penis of.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: I also wonder, like what happens medically when you know
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: you like I don't want to think about it, But did
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: they really sew it back on?
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Or like does it work without? Like obviously, should we
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: google it?
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: No?
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't. I don't google that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Probably for the best, certain things shouldn't be googled. Yeah,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: that's one of them. You're lost.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: They probably are too. They'll blazed and confused. Podcast trivia time.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Want me to go first? No, I want to go
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: fire it alright? Question number one? All right, let's start
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: with sports, shall we sports? Okay? Sports?
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: What pictures struck out more batters than any other in
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Major League Baseball history?
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Is it somebody from back in the day? I really
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: don't know. Let me google. Google's getting no workout today? Man,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: did he play for the Phillies? I don't know. I
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: wish I could tell you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Now you assumed it was a he y?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah? What picture struck out more
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: batters than any other in Major League Baseball history? I'm
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: gonna go with Mike Schmidt. I'm just taking a guest,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Mike Schmidt.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: Is that a real name?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he played on the Phillies.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like back in the back in the day, like
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: the eighties Phillies, Right, Mike Schmidt?
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Final answer, I'm wrong? Right? Yeah? What is it?
• 33:55
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Correct answer with five and fourteen strikeouts? Is Nolan Ryan?
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Whoever he is? I don't who's who he is? Who's he?
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Don't ask me what team he played on? Dot's me either.
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how long ago? Hopefully that's correct
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: according to the trivia book that I bought on Amazon.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Nolan Ryan? All right, yeah, we all learned something. Question two.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I could give you a real easy TV question if
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: you want. All right, what are the other categories that
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: you have for me? I have a bunch. All right,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Well you get four questions, so I do. People. It's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: a little easy TV TV. We'll do t This is
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: way too easy, though, but I'll give it to you.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: On the classic TV show Friends, what's the name of
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: the character played by Matthew Perry? Oh? The last name?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Sorry, the last name of the character played by Matthew Perry,
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: bing right, bing bing.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I've never really watched that show. I mean, I've
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: seen episodes of that show, but I'm not one of
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: those people that can sit there and watch it for
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: a while.
• 35:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I tried with it. I don't know. Yeah, Kevin, you
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: like Friends?
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Not really? No, that wasn't one of my shows.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Pretty lame, it is kind of and so it just
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: gets old. I was a Seinfeld guy.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: I'm getting in more to Seinfeld the older I get good.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I've also recently character development as I've been unemployed. You're
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: gonna be proud of me.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I've been starting to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. Fantastic News
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: it is. It's very good. It's very good from the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: very beginning. Yeah, yeah, I think the first season was
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: like completely unscripted, right.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I've always heard that the whole damn thing is pretty
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: much unscripted.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Huh, maybe there's like a concept and they're like, you know,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: just or like loosely scripted. Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I like Curb Curbs.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I'm glad man. Yeah, do you watch that Curb I've
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I've seen episodes here and there. I've been I've gotten
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: it through osmosis with other people putting it on.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one of my favorite shows. I'm glad you're
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: watching it. I can't wait to talk to you about it. Actually,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: see but that's just it though, And everybody I say
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: this too, they say the same thing. Oh wow, Like
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: we just wait because you know, then we can talk
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: about it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, but what's there to talk I still
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: can't recite the episodes to you.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: They're not like you don't need to do that anyway.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: It's just one of my favorite shows. I like to
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: talk about it. Good. I look forward to doing that
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: with you. It's gonna be wonderful, isn't it such a
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: great friend? All right, let's go with I do a
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: normal friend thing. Alcohol?
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: All right, what cocktail becomes a gibson when a miniature
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: pickled onion is swapped for the olive. Oh, I'm pretty
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: sure it's Martini, right, Martini? Yeah, Martini The final answer.
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: Read it again.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: What cocktail becomes a gibson when a miniature pickled onion
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: is swapped for the olive? Yeah, Martini Martin final answer.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah you like olives? No, I think they're disgusting. I
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: don't even think I've ever really tried to eat an olive.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: They just creeped me out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: time I ordered a taco salad and I just told
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: them exactly I wanted to like the Americanized version of
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: a taco salad. I want sour cream, let cheese, meat
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: and cheese. Yeah, And they brought this thing out. I
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: had all kinds of wacky shit in it, including olives,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: and I was so pissed off about it. See olives
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: on a taco That seems wrong. Taco salad. Yeah, either way, tacos.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: My niece eats that ship up like it's nothing. She
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: just gets jars of him, and she loves olives. The
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: people that like olives really like them, I don't know.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: And and Riveting Content. We were talking about about other
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: radio shows. We are talking about our favorite foods. It's
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: not olives. It's not olives. Olives a fucking yuck? What
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: else you got? And a martini too? It's just all
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: it is is olives and vodka. Well, yuck? Why fuck
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: up vodka? You know vodka is fine on its own.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: Question.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Four movies movies? All right, what was the movie in
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety two that Quentin Tarantino made his debut as
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: movie director. I'm gonna go to Kevin as my lifeline
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: because he works in the biz. Kevin, you know that
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I know the answer. We're good.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: Reservoir Dogs.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Reservoir Dogs. Yeah, I've never seen it? Very good?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Is it? Yes? Is that like one of those essential
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: ones that I should probably watch? I don't know, probably, right, Kevin,
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I would say so, yeah, I mean I like pulp
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: fiction better. Isn't that like in the Reservoir Dogs, like
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: known for the f bombs they say fuck like all
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: the time. That's that movie.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: That's every Tarantino movie.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it is? Yeah, Okay, okay, no, maybe it
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: had a chance on maybe.
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: I think I think Wolf of Wall Street has the
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: current record for most most f bombs.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: What's Reservoir Dogs about?
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: If you had to dumb it down, I mean it's
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: it's basically a heist gone wrong and they're they're hiding
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: out from the cops and one of them is a
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: narc So there's a lot of like distrust and uh
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: and people saying the F word.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: All right, I think you'd like it sounds like something,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you know, another movie. I think you'd really like what
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: the Second Coming of John Cooper, which is out right now,
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Kevin work people watch that movie.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you get that Son of a Bitch on Amazon, Prime, Fandango,
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Google TV YouTube, check it out. Baby.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: All right, ask me your ship. All right, here we go.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Question number one? How do you feel about time zones?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: You know which one you're in now? Yeah? Eastern? Yeah,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: there you go. Yes, not the question. But here's the question.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Colorado is in what time zone? Mountain? Right? I don't know. Uh,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you. I mean, mountain would make
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: sense because there's like mountains in Colorado. Right. I know
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that's not how it works, but that's the way my
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: brain thinks of it. So, Kevin, how are you on
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: time zones? Do you know what one you're in? He's
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: in the earth. Yeah, correct, wait times out earth. I'm
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: just yeah, it was fucking with them. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Joe believes everything he hears. I think mountain, mountain. My answer,
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me I'm wrong. Look at you with
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: your douchey, loss murky face, you prick. I got it right,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Oh I did. I was just trying to get you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: Oh sorry, your face looks great. Thanks. Colorado in mountain
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: time because they have mountains, they have mountains. It makes sense.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: You learn a lot educational podcasts we tell you every week.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Question too. All right, Pork, shall fish, and blood meats
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: are all foods that are not allowed in what kind
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: of diet?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Blood meats?
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: That's so metal? That's a good. Yeah, it's really good.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Band name. Pork, shellfish, and blood meats are all foods
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: that are not allowed in what kind of diet? Man?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: I could say vegetarian and demand that you give it
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: to me, because well, yeah, vegetarian. Yeah, see, thank you
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: very much, thank you vegetarian.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It's not entirely accurate, but it's not the answer I
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: have though.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: Piscatarian. Erm isn't that like a piscatarian? Is that one
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: of those palveetarian.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Some Mianitarian is making up onetarians piscatarian. That sounds kind
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: of right, doesn't it. What's the question again? Read it? Pork, shellfish,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: and blood meats are all foods that are not allowed
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: in what kind of diet? Yeah? What's a pescatarian?
• 42:16
  Speaker 3: Don't eat fish?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Right? They don't eat fish? Oh they only eat fish?
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Oh they only eat fish?
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, pescatarian. The only meat
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: they eat will be fish.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Fish. Fish should be considered a meat. I always thought
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I always thought it was. It just makes sense there,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: It's not why does fish get a free past? People like, Oh,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: I'm a vegetarian, but I still eat fish. Pork, shellfish,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: and blood meats are all foods that are not allowed
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: on what kind of diet? Yeah I'm a vegetarian. No,
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: well sort of though, but I think you're right a
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: little bit. But it's a kosher diet, oh kosher, kosher?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Oh blood wrints? So what's the difference between blood red?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: And you have to look it up. There's a whole
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: explanation about it earlier. But kosher stuff is like labeled
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: though when you go to the grocery store. A lot
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: of that stuff is labeled ta all about how it's
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: handled and like, yeah, what they do within, how they
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: how they do it, and what they do with it,
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: how they touch the meat. Yeah, pretty much. You can
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: only watch five videos a day. They fixed it, thank
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: you very much, Porno. Finally, question too, This one's about
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the body. All right, my videos today. The gall bladder
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the wrong body part. The gall bladder stores which substance
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: from the from the liver? Ah ship, It's like ball
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: or something. It's come no, no ball, bow bow bali bali.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: It's something like that. Dude. It's like on the tip
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: of my tongue. It's like it's like some weird word
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: or like pool. Uh. I really don't know. Do you
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: think the substance might be called balie crying? Isn't that
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: a place? Yeah, it's like an island or some ship. Anyway,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: The gall bladder stores which substance from the liver? It's balie.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Let's tell your final answer. Shut up vall ball No,
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I swear it's something like that, though I'll tell you
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: it's not. It's not ball or bali. All right, I
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: got it wrong, Make me laugh, sord tell me. You
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: still have Kevin as a lifelike. Yeah, I don't know, Kevin,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: do you have any what are you thinking of?
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: Bile file?
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah, Kevin knew it.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: Oh see, that's actually.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: It right, Kevin got it right. Yeah, but I all right,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: well I'm using my lifeline. No, you already guessed and
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: you did the buzzer earlier. Guess I just got frustrated
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: and told you I was wrong. But now he confirmed that.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: What did I tell you? I told you it was
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: something like ball was something that he tested. It was
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: what is it again, bile? Yeah?
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: That was that was an Alu joel. I wouldn't have
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: gotten that without you.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you by the bally helped
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: and what's it called? Bile? Bile? Bile? See, yeah, you
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: got it wrong. Story in my life close but not
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: quite there? Oh God? Question for in what year did
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: man first step on the moon? Oh? Nineteen sixteen nine
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: nine nineteen. Final answer, Yeah, you are right. Uh see, yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: everybody knows that it was a big year. Summer is
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: sixteen on Woodstock, Woodstock the moon plus it's the number
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: sixty nine. How could you forget that? People Woodstock felt
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: like they were on the moon and they were sixty
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: nine y. Yeah, if I had to guess, probably probably right. Yeah,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: it's time for dude, I forgot the snacks. Yeah, bringing
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: a snack. That's all right. I could run upstairs and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: get a snack, but I'm not head off today. And
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: I got that's right.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: It's we were called on Monday and he's back to
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: his taking a Yeah, Kevin, listening to this, This dude
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: takes off from his instead of taking off, you know,
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: one week out of the year like a normal human being,
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: he saves up all his time till the end of
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: the year, and then he takes off every Monday until
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: the end of the year.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: It's not entirely starting right around now or so July,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: so then he only works four days a week. We
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: were on the phone last week. He goes, what are
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you doing? What do you got going on? I'm like, oh,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I have off of money. He's like, of course you do.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: It's you know July or whatever. I'm like, you said, oh, yeah,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: that's right. Strategic use of my time. It's douchey use
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: of your time off.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: No, so wait, you're you're not working any Monday until
• 47:00
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty seven.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: No, he's lying. He's just exaggerating. I mean, but he's
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: an exaggerating practically, Joel the exaggerator. It could even be
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: like every other Monday at this point. Okay, it could be.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: But it's nice. I'm taking time off in July. I'm
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: going to the beach and stuff, and then like I'm
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: gonna take off again in October around Halloween time, and
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: then I'll take the rest off in December. Mondays, Yeah,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: definitely Mondays and Fridays. It makes the most sense. You
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: get four day weekends. Why the fuck wouldn't you. Why
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: don't you just take a week off. No, well, if
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go on vacation, like I'll go away. Yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: but think about it. I could go away for five
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: days and just use Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. I know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. I get it. So
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: economical use of my time off, you know. I just
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I used to used to like you like to bitch
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: about me back in the day. Let me bitch about
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you back in the day. You used to leave me
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: high and drive for every fucking Monday of the fall season.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: Fall fuck, because I like the full foliage. I want
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: to go out and see the fall full fuck off.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Look at you now, yeah, look at me now, you
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: zoned in your house doing a show. It's pretty good
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and we've done fifty fifty eight of these. Wow shit,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Kevin Kraft, tell us again about this movie where people
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: can find it? And what else you got going on?
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  Speaker 1: Are you're working on something new?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, if you are listening to this podcast, you
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  Speaker 3: clearly like stone re humor and The Second Coming of
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  Speaker 3: John Cooper is an R rated stoner comedy. It's got
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  Speaker 3: that vibe of like throwback late nineties, early two thousands
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  Speaker 3: R rated comedies. They don't really make it anymore. And
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: it's an original idea. It's not Moana being made for
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  Speaker 3: the third goddamn time. So if you want to support
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  Speaker 3: independent film and somebody trying to do something new, please
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  Speaker 3: rent The Second Coming of John Cooper. It's available on
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  Speaker 3: Prime and Google TV, Fandango YouTube for all the Canadians.
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  Speaker 3: And I think you're gonna like it.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, I'll watch it. I'm excited to watch it again. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And what else are you working on anything else? Right now?
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  Speaker 3: I mean some stuff And it's it's kind of just
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  Speaker 3: it's this weird limbo for when a movie comes out, like,
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  Speaker 3: especially your first one. The way you get more work
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  Speaker 3: is people headhunting you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I can't even just go out and like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: hire me for shit. I kind of just have to
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  Speaker 3: sit on my hands and Nope. The right person sees
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  Speaker 3: the movie and it's like, oh, that was cool, let's
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: see what this guy's doing.
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  Speaker 1: Awesome.
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  Speaker 3: So in the meantime, I'm just working on other screenplays.
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  Speaker 3: I do my podcast. Yeah, plug your podcast please. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Mad Scientists Party Hour, do it once a week, doing
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  Speaker 3: it for fifteen years, and uh, you know, very very
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  Speaker 3: similar to you guys. You know, just a bunch of
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  Speaker 3: dudes shooting the shit. It's the one narc one narc
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  Speaker 3: that's not smoking weed.
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  Speaker 1: Eating your oats and your seeds, whatever the hell's going
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  Speaker 1: on over there.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They pat me down every week to make sure I'm
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  Speaker 3: not wearing a wire.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny you bring up eating the seeds because
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I keep getting ticking. Shut up, you don't laugh at me.
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  Speaker 2: I keep getting TikTok's about if you want to lose
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  Speaker 2: the stubborn belly fat that you got to eat chia seeds.
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  Speaker 1: You know about this?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I put.
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  Speaker 1: Those stupid fucking things in my yogurt see see see,
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  Speaker 1: So what's the idea with that? It just makes you
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: shit your brains out and then you lose weight. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Eh, all the fiber in it makes you like powerpoo
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  Speaker 3: in the morning every day, become very regular.
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  Speaker 1: You know. I don't even need like help doing that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even need assistance doing that. So I feel
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  Speaker 1: like the chia seeds would just make it overkill. Should
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: I stop talking?
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  Speaker 2: Though?
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I should probably stop talking. That's pretty foul. Should we
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: end the podcast? Sure? We shouldn't end it on that note.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Talk about something else quick. The second The Second Coming
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  Speaker 1: of John Cooper. H please check out my friend's movie,
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Kraft, thank you for being on this episode fifty eight.
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  Speaker 1: We've done of these episodes. We're going to catch up
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: to him one day. Mad Scientist Party Hour. Check them
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  Speaker 1: out to episode fifty eight. Plazed to Confuse on Becker.
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  Speaker 1: That's Joel. Thanks Kevin very much. Hey our first virtual
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  Speaker 1: guest too, Yes, thank you, Thank you guys.
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