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DONKEY: Florida Man Caught With ‘Whizzinator’ In Back Seat Of Police Car · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a bunch of donkeys out here the street don
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  Speaker 2: today called Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 1: It really caught me off.
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  Speaker 2: Guards we live a life where we might are tongue
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  Speaker 2: based off who we may have faied.
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  Speaker 1: He never would say anything. You are a donkey.
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  Speaker 2: That is why, Charlamagne some donkey Today's just sew themselves on.
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  Speaker 1: The breakfast club. Okay, Charlamagne, who'd been giving Donkey of
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  Speaker 1: the day too, it's the day.
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  Speaker 2: Well, Donkey of to Day for Tuesday, July twenty first
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  Speaker 2: goes to James Shepherd. Okay, here is a fifty two
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  Speaker 2: year old man, and Hel's from Central Florida. What did
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  Speaker 2: your uncle Shalla always tell you about the great state
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  Speaker 2: of Florida. The craziest people in America come from the
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  Speaker 2: Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. See,
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  Speaker 2: James is a cultural appropriator. Okay, what exactly is cultural appropriation?
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  Speaker 2: Cultural appropriation is the unacknowledged, our inappropriate adoption of the
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  Speaker 2: practice customs are aesthetics of a marginalized our minority culture.
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  Speaker 1: By a dominant community.
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  Speaker 2: In this case, James Shephard is a white man, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: he got arrested for appropriating the culture of a marginalized community.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that wasn't the exact charge. But James had
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  Speaker 2: a court ordered drug test because he was on felony probation.
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  Speaker 2: He was on felony probation for several burglaries an thests,
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  Speaker 2: and he was expected to hand over a urine sample.
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  Speaker 2: Now we're gonna get to this news report, but I
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  Speaker 2: need you ought to know James was on felony probation, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: on his way to do a piss test, but he
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  Speaker 2: drove there with a suspended license. That strike one, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's already a violation of the felony probation. I'm looking
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  Speaker 2: at a release from the Sheriff's office in Florida and
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  Speaker 2: it says, verbatim, driving on a suspended license was crime
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  Speaker 2: number one.
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  Speaker 1: Crime number two was scrapped.
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  Speaker 2: To his growing That's what the release from the sheriff
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  Speaker 2: office says, verbatim, what do you mean, Uncle Shawla, Crime
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  Speaker 2: number two was scrapped to his growing. Well, that's what
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  Speaker 2: a cultural appropriation comes into play. Okay, Because per investigators,
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  Speaker 2: Shepherd had a jerry rigged with nator Okay, a fake
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  Speaker 2: bladder of fake urine wired to a heating pad with
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  Speaker 2: a faux penis that make it look convincing. Let's listen
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  Speaker 2: to the body of body camera footage. A poor.
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  Speaker 3: Stupid man.
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  Speaker 1: M hmm, what is this? What is this stuff? What
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  Speaker 1: is it? What is this? What is it? What is this?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. James.
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  Speaker 3: I have you on video pulling out a pea bag
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  Speaker 3: and a dildo out of your pants. Okay, I'm not stupid.
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  Speaker 3: I clean this car every day. I'm responsible for what
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  Speaker 3: is in this car. I would know if there's a
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  Speaker 3: pea bag and a dildo in my car. I am
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  Speaker 3: frustrated because I asked you if you have anything on
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  Speaker 3: your person. Okay, you did, and you're lying to me.
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  Speaker 3: So if you want to go down the rabbit hole
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  Speaker 3: line and see where this ends up, I'm more than
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  Speaker 3: happy to do it.
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  Speaker 1: James Shephard aka Wizard Nata Khalifo.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, if you never heard of the Wizar Nata, it's
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  Speaker 2: a prosthetic penis with a hidden urine reservoir and it's
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  Speaker 2: primarily marketed to help people fake urine drug tests. And this,
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  Speaker 2: to me is when the cultural appropriation comes into play
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  Speaker 2: because the only people who should be allowed to walk
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  Speaker 2: around with fake penises and it not be controversial is
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  Speaker 2: studs dropping the clues bond fall of studs out to them. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Studs don't do the wiz nata though, because it's not
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  Speaker 2: a sexual device.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I.
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  Speaker 2: Can tell, studgshire to scrap on dil do or a
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  Speaker 2: prosthetic penis during sex. And it's for all the right reasons, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Penetration purposes all right, somewhere to them because it aligns
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  Speaker 2: with how they express their masculinity. Okay, doesn't mean they
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  Speaker 2: identify as men Somewhere the prosthetic peepe because they want
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  Speaker 2: a role play. It's just a shared fantasy. And some
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  Speaker 2: studgs wear the prosthetic peep because stair partner's preference.
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  Speaker 1: All right. A lot of studies don't even like when
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  Speaker 1: you call it a fake penis. Okay, is that true?
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  Speaker 2: Jesse, what the hell?
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  Speaker 1: No? They don't like it because the sounds dismissed him.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, scrap on Dill Doe's prosthetics. That is the language. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: And James, you ain't no none of that. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: James didn't even know how to wear the wizard Nator
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  Speaker 2: for real. You heard the freaking body cam footage. He
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  Speaker 2: was in the patrol car complaining about his shoulder hurting.
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  Speaker 2: So the cop did him a solid and moved the
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  Speaker 2: handcuffs to the front as a courtesy, and James immediately
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  Speaker 2: reached into his pants, pulled that Wizenator out and threw
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  Speaker 2: it on the floor. And as you heard when the
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  Speaker 2: cop asked him about it, when he asked him about
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  Speaker 2: that ballooney pony, James said, and I quote, it wasn't his.
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  Speaker 1: Can we play it one more time? Red? Play it
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  Speaker 1: one one time? Court seasons.
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  Speaker 3: Poor stupid man.
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  Speaker 1: What is this? What is this stuff? What is it?
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  Speaker 1: What is this? What is it? What is this? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that is?
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  Speaker 3: Films I have you on video pulling out a pea
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  Speaker 3: bag and a dildo out of your pants. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 3: not stupid. I clean this car every day. I'm responsible
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  Speaker 3: for what is in this car. I would know if
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  Speaker 3: there's a pea bag and a dildo in my car.
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  Speaker 3: I am frustrated because I asked you if you have
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  Speaker 3: anything on your person.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you did, and you're lying to me. So if
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  Speaker 3: you want to go down the rabbit hole lying and
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  Speaker 3: see where this ends up. I'm more than happy to
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 1: Mind you. All that is card on camera.
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  Speaker 2: So you got this fake custard launching custard launching in
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  Speaker 2: your pants and you pull it out on camera and
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  Speaker 2: still told cops it wasn't yours.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. A stud would never all right. See, some studs
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  Speaker 1: treat a scrap on are.
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  Speaker 2: Prosthetics as as just a sex toy, and they don't
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  Speaker 2: attach any deeper meaning to it. But other studs don't,
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  Speaker 2: especially the ones who are mas. They'd be like, this
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  Speaker 2: is my piece, okay. They claim it all right, They
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  Speaker 2: clean it like a gun, all right, star it.
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  Speaker 1: Make sure it's in a nice cool area. How do
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  Speaker 1: you Okay?
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  Speaker 2: And James, this is why you are in jail now, okay,
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  Speaker 2: because you can't claim what you're really not about.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. Being a stud isn't about rocking a wizardator, all right.
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  Speaker 2: It's a cultural identity rooted in black LGBTQ communities shaped
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  Speaker 2: by shared experiences and history and community. You can't adopt
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  Speaker 2: things like the Wizardnata just because you on a path.
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  Speaker 1: Of drug test.
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  Speaker 4: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: You can't take the style without understanding or sharing the
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  Speaker 2: lived experience behind it. You don't got stud life across
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  Speaker 2: the belly. That's why you're lost already. Please give James
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  Speaker 2: Shepherd the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the doge of the day, the doge.
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  Speaker 1: You got to leave the handling of the fake penises
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  Speaker 1: to the studs. Man, you got a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of information on it though.
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  Speaker 1: Hearing that heavy I did.
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  Speaker 2: You knows. You knows. You're gonna act like we didn't
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  Speaker 2: consult about this. You gonna act like I didn't ask
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  Speaker 2: you questions. Oh he asked you your past?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? Wow, you know the questions. Didn't never a stud
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  Speaker 1: I just dealt with one th third of my life. Like,
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  Speaker 1: why do I have to keep reiterating.
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  Speaker 2: This field post that old picture of you know what
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  Speaker 2: when I was in middle school?
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  Speaker 1: I listen, I was, I was getting them in middle school.
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