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Season One, Episode 7: Doomkirk Part 3: Behind Closed Doors · Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

• 0:00
  Greeting scum and welcome to foil to the face.
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  My name is Cannibal. Chris and I will be our GM as we
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  continue to play Dunkirk. This is Dunkirk Part 3.
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  Hello, I am Levi. I play lefty.
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  Wow. That's just the change.
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  Yeah, I know. I feel the guy has to tone it
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  down because it's like. Levi always comes in after you
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  and he's like, it's like falling off a Cliff.
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  It's quite a distance. Welcome everyone.
• 0:25
  Welcome everybody. Levi and OK.
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  Next. Next.
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  Next. Next Anyway, who also got?
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  Hi, I'm Thomas and I'm playing We bet.
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  I'm Kevin and I'm playing Morum. It's Amelia Jacob and I play
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  Saint Rick. I'm Nate and I play Nate.
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  Yeah, fucking well off. So last we left you guys last
• 1:15
  episode, you just didn't leave a room.
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  You spent the whole last episode in that room.
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  Scoots died. That sucks.
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  Yeah, nothing good happened in that room.
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  Nothing good happened to that room.
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  Except you guys did survive. Except for one of you.
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  Moream showed up. He is now scooch 2.0 Or you just
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  Kevin's new guy. You killed three of the
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  basilisks. Undead begotten that which were
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  thrown down by some mysterious figure from above on a balcony.
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  Percent Rep the only things left in this area.
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  You came from the southern wall of this room, the southern door,
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  and there was also an eastern corridor where Morrum came from.
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  The doors you were talking about again.
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  Sorry. Yep.
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  One is to the South, one is to the east.
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  You came from the South when you got here 2.
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  Episodes ago. And he came from the east.
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  He came from the east? Yep.
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  New guy. New guy.
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  Now, what's going on? Where and what behind that door?
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  What was over there when you came from that direction?
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  Yeah, Truth be told, I don't. I don't remember.
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  That sounds horribly convenient. Convenient.
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  Isn't it though? Isn't it though?
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  You remember a trench. You remember.
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  You're hunting the mole worm. You remember?
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  I got all that, but you remember you came into a room, walked
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  down a trench. We got out of the trench at
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  another room and ended up. Here, but didn't cross the 2nd
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  trench. Yeah.
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  Yep, you. Yeah, that's true.
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  Yeah, So back where I came, where I was, there was a there
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  was a trench and that's about it.
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  I heard some commotion and I came back over here and found
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  you fucks. Well, that's I guess the right
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  direction. Which way?
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  The way we came from or the way he came?
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  From the he, not we. Not we sure, right.
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  Yeah. I mean, we know where our
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  heading is. Do we really?
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  I mean take a look at around and just notice how much people have
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  changed over the last like couple of days.
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  I'm I'm the only consistent 1 here on here.
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  Wimit's going to make eye contact with them and just kind
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  of like shrug. And like Wimit, is consistent
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  because it's. I mean, we're going down that
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  hole, right? I'd prefer.
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  If I didn't. It isn't that the goal.
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  Isn't that the goal? I can't remember, no.
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  It's been many. It's his goal to kill this worm
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  where he's. From Fuck him, Let's go up those
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  stairs. No, I kind of agree.
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  Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, the stairs you came from.
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  That thing's the size of a fucking building.
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  We we got to get up there to that ledge.
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  We were almost. Killed by three of these fucking
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  blobs earlier. That guy was whatever.
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  Fuck Kevin or whatever. Yeah, that poor fool.
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  You notice too, since Kevin has died, it's a lot darker.
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  I got my candles right here. We're good.
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  We're good. Candles, candles.
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  You said that in response to the narrator.
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  It's really not like you said that in as a response to
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  somebody, like you said it for no reason like in the room
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  itself. Who's in my head?
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  Who's in my head? Not me.
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  This time, it wasn't. Me wasn't me.
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  Remember Me? I love you back.
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  Well, I remember. I remember.
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  You're keeping me nice and toasty.
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  I got to figure out how this bone shit works too.
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  I'm not exactly sure. I nearly killed myself last
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  time. Excuse.
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  Me, Mr. Mormon. Mr. Mormon.
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  Yes. What exactly are you doing down
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  here? I'm here to kill that worm and
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  the worms owner. Yeah, whoever the fuck controls
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  it. That's what I'm here for and.
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  Any artifacts of any valuable sort?
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  I mean, I'm willing to sell myself for a certain amount of
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  money for. It but look, I've been hanging
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  with you guys for a little bit here, but people just die around
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  you. As a newly.
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  He died twice. From all I can tell.
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  Yeah. No, I mean, I kind of.
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  We we didn't really have anything to do with this first
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  time, though. No, no, that was that was kind
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  of self afflicted in a way. No, I wouldn't.
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  You put out your life. I have a lot of.
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  I have a lot of pride in myself. All right.
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  Yeah, you have a lot of. Anger.
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  Oh yes, much of that. I believe they call that
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  arrogance. Arrogance.
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  Yeah, this sounds like a complex back story.
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  You guys want to kill this thing, I'll split the I'll split
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  the bounty with it. We'll kill the the fucking guy
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  that runs it, and then we'll be done.
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  Man, really early for quotes like that.
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  We'll go after the Dick Wrangler then.
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  Yeah, that guy for sure. But I'm not gonna.
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  I'm not gonna fight an Alaskan bullworm with you.
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  Good money. You just might want to watch
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  your back around this. I'm not looking for money, I'm
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  looking for my body. Well, both of them now,
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  apparently. To run my.
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  Fingers down there cage with the burn hands.
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  That is not my body. I mean, you can take over his
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  skeleton. You all see, that's exactly what
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  I'm saying. I don't know how to fucking do
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  that correctly, obviously. And as soon as shit goes wrong,
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  I can obviously not trust you guys to help me sort it out.
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  I mean. I kind of feel this is like an
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  unfounded judgment on us. Preach to the choir.
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  I mean. Wiggle your beads around.
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  You did manage to get out of that that place a few days ago,
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  right? That's pretty tough.
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  It's surprising, honestly. Oh, and I definitely fucking
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  helped with that. My knees are still raw.
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  Look at these things. They're just like chewed gum.
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  I think I can see bone in there. You'll all be skeletons
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  eventually. Yeah, no shit.
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  Let's go through that door, yeah.
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  How is it having that terribly fucking disgusting gun metal
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  colored? Oh, it's great.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  When I walk my ass, yeah. I can't even tell there's
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  anything. On He gives himself the stranger
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  every time he uses the bathroom. That's true.
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  Is it a strange? Also when I jerk off I guess.
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  Conversation has taken turn for the.
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  Worse, and I head towards the door.
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  Which one? The door that the fucking
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  bucking worm is supposed to be behind.
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  Oh, the door that Morum came from?
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  Yeah, the east. OK, take off to the east.
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  I'm making a decision. Do it, Do it.
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  Hey, waiting for me, We in the fall seems to.
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  Be the brain. So I'm going to follow him.
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  I am very, very happy to let them go first.
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  Yeah, you just walk in front of me.
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  I don't want you to know where near my back.
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  Barely walk anymore. I'll float over there.
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  I'll watch our 6th. Thank you.
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  He's on your back. Yeah.
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  OK, so you guys make your way down an incredibly dark single
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  file corridor. It's very narrow.
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  It immediately turns to the right after about 20 feet and
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  then straight for another 50 and then another sharp or not
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  another but a sharp left and after about 20 feet or so opens
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  up to a chamber, small dark room completely destroyed and as you
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  see a large trench ripped right through it, obvious towel of the
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  mall were passing through. You see that?
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  That does carry North and South, cuz you guys are coming from the
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  West, facing east. You see across this trench,
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  across what was this room? Another doorway.
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  Open doorway. No door necessarily, but open
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  doorway as you've been seeing a lot of and tar dripping from the
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  ceiling into the trench itself, creating a little puddle in the
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  middle of it. It's slowly building.
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  How wide is this trench to get across?
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  It is about how big do we say the world was.
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  Like 2 stories? Yeah.
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  OK. So we'll call it like 20 feet
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  wide. That's pretty big.
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  Yeah, that's pretty big. Pretty big trench.
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  It's quite a Canyon creates. I mean, definitely.
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  It's not too big to navigate without hurting yourself too
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  much. And the thing that created this
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  was the thing that you guys are agreeing to assist in killing.
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  Oh no, I'm going after the big Wrangler.
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  OK, that's what I need to fucking suss out first.
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  Because I don't mind killing some weird fucking what do you
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  call them? Dick Wrangler.
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  OK, Dick Wrangler. Yeah, but the Dick itself?
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  Maybe. I'm thinking, hot.
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  Pass a. Little too big for my luck.
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  And yeah, it's. Not what I hear.
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  Yeah man, that's the guy. That's the guy I like.
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  Every time he talks too, he like, sits up because he hangs
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  by, his ankles are crossed around your neck wearing him
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  like an upside down skeleton Cape.
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  And so whenever he talks, he has to like, sit up and then like,
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  look over your shoulder, like completely bending at the waist.
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  Like if he had abs, they'd be just chiseled.
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  You would have to be with how much core strength he's getting.
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  Yeah, like core workout. Can I see any evidence of where
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  this bullworm has gone to? Well, you this trench here, you
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  can't really tell the direction perhaps of travel?
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  It looks like it. Perhaps it goes both ways.
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  The. Liquids are not flowing in a
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  certain direction. No, no, no.
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  Yeah, that's a great, that's a great question.
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  And you notice that it's not, there's no drag through, you
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  know, now it is, it is consistently dripping.
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  So it maybe may cover up anything that would, but also as
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  the guys did tell you that it's afraid of the tar, so it might
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  not even pass it. Hey, we should bring a couple of
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  that tar there. I don't know.
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  I feel like you've gotten its good graces by giving it that,
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  that gem or whatever the fuck. Oh fuck, that's right.
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  I lost that then. I mean.
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  You have two, you have two. You got another one.
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  Yeah, the other one rattles around in your fucking Elvis is.
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  That what you got going on there?
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  You got a shiny gem in your bell.
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  Hey, don't my eyes are up here. Yeah, but the gems, right?
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  There, my eyes are up here. The guy with no eyes, yeah.
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  No, no. These eyes are here.
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  Yeah. This is great.
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  I'm gonna just cross the trench. OK?
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  Yeah. How are you doing it?
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  With his feet. I'll tell you if I can, yeah,
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  I'm just. Going to go into the trench and
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  climb out the other side? Yeah, that's relatively simple.
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  I would like to follow but jump over the tar.
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  You're gonna leap it, yeah. You should take a shield.
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  Fold that tar agility sounds. Like a terrible thing we call it
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  for jumping over tar, jumping over 20 foot gap.
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  I didn't mean that, but oh, oh oh, wait, you're climbing down
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  in there then jumping over the tar?
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  Yeah. Oh, OK.
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  Is it deep? Otherwise I got a 12.
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  Yeah, you're good. You jump.
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  Yeah, you. So you climb down the one the
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  clothes wall, you gotta hop across it and that, that's,
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  guess that's. It on my way over.
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  Can I dip this sword in the tar? Yeah, Yeah, you do end it.
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  Sticks to it. And I pull it out.
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  Yep, Yep. And there's tar on it.
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  I got a. Sticky tip I got a sticky tip I
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  want. I forgot to wash Leave me alone.
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  Yeah, when? Since the womb.
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  We meant we'll just follow up after him.
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  Fair enough. So I imagine all sides of you
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  crossed the Canyon. Nope.
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  This trench. No problem.
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  And carry on. Correct.
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  OK, so you guys go through the doorway.
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  It's single file again as it as the previous hallway was very
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  dark as well, noticeably dark again because of the absence of
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  Scoots. I imagine you kind of.
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  Yeah. Actually like in that room, is
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  there any? Like torches that might have
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  been there and you said it was destroyed and everything like
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  that. Yeah.
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  I mean, there's rubble. It's piles of rubble that like
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  just from the tearing through, it's it's a almost a miracle
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  that it's still a room, you know what I mean?
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  I. Have the red glow of my
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  Candelabra. There you go.
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  Oh, that's true. Yes, you got this like red
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  light, like you're developing film.
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  But you guys take an immediate, sharp right turn and head down a
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  staircase that like as single file as all of it has been, it's
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  about 30-40 feet down and you come to a T left and right, both
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  of these directions leading to darkness.
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  Nothing leads up. Nope, not probably.
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  Wanted up. Now you're going.
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  You currently went down. Am I just?
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  I'm gonna head left. How dare you?
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  At Attaboy, are you guys following or what do?
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  You guys do. I mean, I'm the one with a lot.
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  I follow. Yeah, I want to follow and kind
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  of lean over to to Saint Rick. I don't know if I can trust this
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  new guy. Yeah, I mean, everyone's new to
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  me, so except for you, because honestly, I they're more like
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  cannon fodder, so. Yes.
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  Yeah, just be real quiet. But that's why we have them too.
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  They're flesh bags. Soak the damage for us.
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  Yeah, now you're getting the point.
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  See, This is why you're not allowed to.
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  Run any of the family. Yeah.
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  We can. All stop listening in our
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  conversation. Yeah, you can.
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  Probably it's a victimly deal here.
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  Yeah, you ain't family. You can probably stop like
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  following us at like right on our heels then if you're going
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  to have the conversation firstly.
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  Secondly, I'm not a flesh bag anymore.
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  I'd appreciate it if you fucking addressed me properly. 3rd Ghost
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  Bones at best. You are an adopted cousin.
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  Like a dusty nut sack Yo geezer. Yo back bones.
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  Yo-yo, back Ghost Bones. They're all shriveled up inside
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  that skin. Oh wait, no, you ain't got none.
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  And then that fat has them. And I'm going to pick up the
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  pace and walk past everyone a noble.
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  Come on, cousin. Right behind you.
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  So you guys come out to an open area, not very open, but it's
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  more open than the very narrow corridor.
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  And you see that off to your left of narrow corridor with
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  wooden doors lining it, three on each side.
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  And then it looks like that opens up to a somewhat lit area.
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  Also, if you were to not take a left, you would go right and see
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  a very narrow corridor leading into the darkness.
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  And this area to the left, especially the area that you're
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  in, and the hallway to the left are paved like the stone tile
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  flooring. Whereas taking that right, is
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  this more rock as you've been walking through occasionally?
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  I'm going to keep chatting with we mutt and a little bitter
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  about the situation and just keep following down that that
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  next hallway to the left or to the right?
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  To the left, OK? You getting OK, so so are you
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  checking out any of these doors as you pass?
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  Them. No, I'm angrily walking away.
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  Oh, you're just, like, storming down the hallway.
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  OK, Yeah. OK, so you're heading all the
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  way down to the end of this. OK.
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  So as you get to the end of this hallway, give me a D6.
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  OK6OK, you see an altar on, kind of a makeshift altar made of
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  trash and discarded furniture, on top of this altar, this skull
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  carved with occult writings. It looks completely charred and
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  but the writings look as if they're written, like if you
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  carved them into the skull and there was blood inside, you
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  know, right? Real gross, and there are 4
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  dimly glowing daggers piercing the cranium of it.
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  Wow, cousinly we might look at that.
• 16:27
  Might just be all of our answers right here, Treasure.
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  Why don't you touch? It yeah, that looks like an
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  artifact. Go put your fucking grubbers on
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  there. You're grubbers.
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  Alright, but if we get it, it's ours.
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  Fuck you guys. No, I couldn't give a fuck.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. No.
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  I got this the. One if our business is going to
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  be short lived together. I'm walking.
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  So yes, 100%. You know what?
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  I'm kind of liking you now. Yeah, actually, I'm getting back
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  to like when we were in the prison, like when we were
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  leaving there. Yeah, when you fucking.
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  Right being inside each other and I grab one of the daggers
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  and pull it out. Oh.
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  My God, what's that? Do give me a D2.
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  No one One give me a D20. 20 You, me feel an immense
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  headache. Suddenly, like the feelings of
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  joy, pleasure, satisfaction, and impossibility in your mind, you
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  feel miserable and pointless. You amount to nothing.
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  No one cares about you. Nothing's different, Chris.
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  I'm like, I shouldn't have let you pick this, but no, you are
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  cursed. That's literally where I'm
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  reading from. It says you cannot feel joy,
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  pleasure or satisfaction. Life is miserable and pointless.
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  You amount to nothing. No one cares about you.
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  Also, now you're cursed with a headache.
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  Would you all shut up? Oh God, my head.
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  Oh my head. We stop talking when you reach
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  for it. Shut reach.
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  We're reaching out and just like kind of massaging.
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  His Don't fucking touch me. It's gonna be all right.
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  Don't touch me. None of this is worth it.
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  This is. Stupid Why are we here?
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  Why are we? This is fucking dumb.
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  I mean, no one asks you to take it long, honestly.
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  No, no one did. I'm still fucking.
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  No, we didn't want you. And dangle your gems on out of
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  here. Get on GET.
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  Whatever. Why?
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  Why do you like this? Too hot.
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  I like this too hot. What do you mean I'm gonna
• 18:23
  brandish the dagger at Wee Mud? I think he was talking about
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  you, Not to you, but regardless. No, it's because like you
• 18:29
  either, you, you and the tollboy keep disappearing and that's
• 18:34
  when she hits the fan. I'm gonna pull another dagger.
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  OK? Give me.
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  I'm not gonna have you do the D2.
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  Give me something else. You die twice.
• 18:43
  No, no, no. Only cedrics die twice.
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  I'm only half of Cedric. I want that shirt too.
• 18:51
  Only cedrics die twice, no D23. You die.
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  This is bizarre. Well, it says your skeleton is
• 19:01
  possessed by some unearthly force and will do anything to
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  kill you and escape. You already are a skeleton.
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  Maybe hassle or something else. Drowning or piercing is
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  preferred so the bones are not damaged.
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  Test strength Dr. 10 in stressful situations or take T4
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  damage. Now that doesn't make sense.
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  Does he turn the ghost bones? You are a skeleton, so there's
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  nothing for him to. He turns into a ghost and his
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  skeleton leaves him. Actually, no, no, because of
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  this game. I want to flip it where it's the
• 19:30
  soul that's animating his bones trying to fucking leave and kill
• 19:34
  him. So he's a, he's a he's a
• 19:37
  skeleton ghost, right? He's the ghost.
• 19:39
  And I'm a ghost skeleton, pretty much.
• 19:41
  I mean, flip the words and that's pretty much what you guys
• 19:42
  are. But no, the ghost, that the soul
• 19:45
  inhabiting yours, whatever it is that's animating you, that is
• 19:48
  you. Because it hates you and
• 19:49
  everything else. Yeah, And it's depressed and
• 19:51
  horrible. The skeleton itself is trying to
• 19:53
  leave the soul. It's trying to eject the soul.
• 19:55
  Vomit the soul. Oh, I see.
• 19:58
  Yeah. So what do you got to do?
• 20:00
  Well, specifically, just test strength in stressful situations
• 20:03
  or take damage from doing this right now.
• 20:06
  I'll do the first one then. Yeah, test strength the year of
• 20:08
  10 as you feel like the bones trying to like leave your
• 20:11
  essence. I'd start jerking around with
• 20:13
  the knives like a fucking put that shit away.
• 20:16
  It's like the Beetlejuice dance. Can't seem to stop myself.
• 20:19
  Quit flailing. It's going to run in and tackle
• 20:24
  him to the ground before he grabs another knife.
• 20:27
  Yeah, fair enough. 18, You're good.
• 20:30
  Yep. You don't take any damage.
• 20:32
  That this weird family drama that was.
• 20:34
  For me that was an arcane catastrophe by the way.
• 20:37
  And now it can be a little more transparent.
• 20:38
  It says remove a dagger, suffer a curse or a non lethal arcane
• 20:42
  catastrophe. Non lethal.
• 20:43
  It wouldn't let you let it kill you, but and then since you
• 20:46
  already cursed yourself, I'm like, yeah, get another one, I'm
• 20:48
  happy. So that worked out pretty damn
• 20:51
  well actually. I like that.
• 20:52
  So. Who actually knows whether or
• 20:55
  not this had to do with his absolute fuckery or these
• 20:58
  daggers? I know we're all going to die
• 21:00
  down here. I mean at least one of.
• 21:02
  Us. That really sounds like him
• 21:04
  before this, yeah. I'm not going to lie, he was
• 21:08
  always kind of the weird one in the family.
• 21:09
  Yeah, somebody else want to run and grab a dagger that.
• 21:12
  Out of line. You know what?
• 21:13
  Aunt? Kathy's your mother.
• 21:15
  I'm not the weird one. Why?
• 21:17
  Do you? Why you gotta bring?
• 21:19
  Mom into this. Because she's the one that
• 21:21
  thinks she's a goddamn psychic, OK?
• 21:24
  Oh yeah, and I suppose your dad's any better.
• 21:27
  Oh, he's just an asshole. That's different.
• 21:29
  He knows he's a narcissist. Oh, so you want to just leave
• 21:32
  these guys here or? You ain't leaving nobody here if
• 21:35
  I'm. Going to die.
• 21:36
  You're all dying with me, so let's fucking go.
• 21:38
  I don't even know that name. With all that being said, I'm
• 21:42
  going to open the closest door that we do and just look into it
• 21:46
  and see if there's a place to duck through.
• 21:48
  Cuz I'm give me a D6OK. He doesn't know us.
• 21:51
  He doesn't. He's completely size to you.
• 21:54
  He's the new guy. Yeah, he does not know you.
• 21:56
  He's a loner probably too too. That's cool.
• 21:59
  So you see, amongst this pile, you see a lot of trash, but you
• 22:03
  see something that glints off of the candle.
• 22:07
  Light of 5th. Faint, faint candle.
• 22:11
  Whatever you see, it looks like a short sword.
• 22:15
  She's in some kind of metal scabbard.
• 22:18
  I will pick it up. OK.
• 22:19
  What you have before you is an ordinary short sword.
• 22:22
  She's in the stabbard. Yeah, a scabbard with a
• 22:25
  sharpened end. And you see that it does have a
• 22:27
  sharpened end. The tip of it does D4 plus one
• 22:30
  damage with the sword inside. Otherwise, does D4 gain a free
• 22:34
  attack with the she sword when the stabbard breaks on a fumble?
• 22:39
  So in other words, you fumble with the Stabbord going on.
• 22:43
  That will break, but you can still use the sword for a free
• 22:46
  attack. Noise.
• 22:47
  Pretty rad cool. You have to send me all that
• 22:50
  shit, but yeah, yeah, well, yeah, I can do that.
• 22:53
  Way better than what I got. Just know for now that if you're
• 22:55
  using it with the sword inside of it, it's D 4 + 1, otherwise
• 22:59
  it's D4 on its own. Okay sounds good.
• 23:02
  He gets a sword and St. Rick gets emotional trauma.
• 23:07
  Yes, Yep, Yep. He gets extreme depression.
• 23:10
  Yes, there are five other doors. There's cuz I imagine you opened
• 23:15
  the one on the right as you were returning.
• 23:17
  Right. So.
• 23:18
  Yeah, the first one basically backed out of the room as this
• 23:22
  one of the three skeletons is having a.
• 23:26
  Existential crisis, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to lean up
• 23:28
  against the wall in that room and just watch it happen because
• 23:31
  it is very satisfying to watch. Fair enough.
• 23:33
  Open the door on the left. You're opening the one across
• 23:35
  the hall from the one he opened. Yeah, OK, give me the six.
• 23:38
  And then there are two more doors on each of these two
• 23:40
  sides. Six You open this door and you
• 23:43
  see an altar very similar to the one that St.
• 23:47
  Rick fucked with, with a skull on top, almost identical, with
• 23:50
  four daggers in it as well. Open now.
• 23:52
  Touching that. close that before.
• 23:55
  Don't go in there. Don't go in there.
• 23:58
  Yeah, but why? Yeah, I'm just now you.
• 24:01
  You, you find out. I don't care enough to tell you.
• 24:04
  I'll walk away. I don't care enough to tell you
• 24:07
  what a Dick fucking in the. Shower.
• 24:09
  I'm sure it makes no difference to anyone because you went back
• 24:12
  and forth for no reason, because you were like, oh, fish bump,
• 24:15
  yeah. And then all of a sudden he was
• 24:16
  like, I don't care about your opinion.
• 24:18
  It walks the way like nothing changed between you during those
• 24:21
  moments. Yeah, whatever.
• 24:24
  You're not crazy. It's insane to me that the most
• 24:26
  consistent aspect of him is that he's fucking inconsistent.
• 24:30
  He's unreliable. I'm consistently inconsistent.
• 24:33
  Yeah, being unreliable you do would definitely have a pretty
• 24:35
  strong element of inconsistency. And that is why Grandma Betty
• 24:40
  never wanted to invite you to the reunions anyway.
• 24:43
  Grandma Betty When? It's going to stick it up and I
• 24:45
  share the body. OK.
• 24:48
  We've it's going to stay up block to the door and just like.
• 24:53
  Open the next door that. What are you walking off to?
• 24:56
  We don't talk if we might fucking love it.
• 25:00
  So good you're opening another door.
• 25:03
  Yeah, I'm on. Just.
• 25:05
  All right. Sling Open Door #4.
• 25:07
  This is why you weren't invited to the beach last.
• 25:09
  Summer The Beach, A Lake Onda D6.
• 25:16
  Thomas. 2. Y'all some roll like on Kathy
• 25:19
  too. You see, I know I am.
• 25:25
  To be fair, I am like, gonna start skipping things that we've
• 25:27
  already seen because there's a table to explore, so you don't
• 25:31
  need to find another stabbard. So you see a corpse weighing in
• 25:37
  a completely empty room. Like this room isn't even
• 25:39
  trashed. It's just barren.
• 25:41
  Look, it's your dad. We might just like how we left.
• 25:44
  You know how we left you? That's fine.
• 25:45
  At least we found them. You're still is.
• 25:48
  Out for smokes? Oh fuck.
• 25:52
  Sometimes, Sometimes I remember, I remember when he left and it
• 25:56
  just, you know, that's kind of how I left to be honest.
• 26:01
  Fine, whatever. Help me poke through this body.
• 26:03
  Yeah, fine. And I take my fucking.
• 26:05
  What the hell do I have? You have a big old.
• 26:08
  The two daggers. Oh.
• 26:09
  The Vols. The Vols.
• 26:10
  To take my Vols and just kind of prod the body OK as you do like
• 26:14
  it, it jiggles as you do cuz he's all bloated and gross.
• 26:17
  But scorpions just are pouring out of his cuz you see his head
• 26:22
  turn and his mouth gapes open and scorpions just are pouring
• 26:25
  out of them and up your vulge and give me an agility test.
• 26:29
  Come on, we'll call it a Dr. 10. That's a four.
• 26:36
  Give me a D2. Okay.
• 26:38
  Is that for infection? Cuz I can't?
• 26:40
  No. Great.
• 26:42
  You can't be. No.
• 26:43
  All right, no further questions. You too take two damage as you
• 26:46
  get snapped real good separating one of the joints between your
• 26:50
  finger bones cuz I feel like it's just air between them so
• 26:54
  just separating them is enough. Probably get rid of it.
• 26:57
  It fell off. Yeah, I pick up the tip of my
• 26:59
  pinky. There you go.
• 27:01
  Yeah, and scorpions just kind of continue pouring out of this
• 27:03
  corpse. Oh, you can shut that door now.
• 27:05
  Yeah, probably get out of here. That'd be good idea.
• 27:08
  Back out? Yeah.
• 27:09
  Shut the door. Leave your stick in there.
• 27:10
  Stick in. There.
• 27:11
  Why covered in scorpions? Yuck.
• 27:13
  I'm standing outside or I'm out the door with it, yeah.
• 27:16
  And there's a scorpion. There's like two of them on.
• 27:18
  They're just kind of crawling up to the tip.
• 27:20
  Oh, I'm going to flick them off like, what's in the middle
• 27:22
  finger? Fuck you.
• 27:26
  That does seem appropriate. I like that.
• 27:29
  Yeah, he just pisses their existence too.
• 27:32
  So working. That's cannon.
• 27:34
  Usually I have a lot more to say, but I'm enjoying this.
• 27:37
  I bet you are you. Voyer.
• 27:39
  Fuck Voyer. Fuck.
• 27:42
  I mean, it's usually me that likes to see that kind of stuff.
• 27:46
  More than I ever wanted to know about you, I mean.
• 27:50
  Where the hell is the new guy? Creeped off to who?
• 27:52
  Cares. Oh, I'm standing right in front
• 27:54
  of you guys. I'm watching this whole thing go
• 27:56
  down unnoticeable. You guys are are absolutely the
• 28:01
  worst. How comfortable are you?
• 28:02
  I appreciate that. You like me?
• 28:04
  You're welcome. So fun.
• 28:06
  You like? I'm gonna put my finger on so
• 28:08
  much. So funny.
• 28:15
  OK. Yeah.
• 28:16
  And then, gently caress's faces, I.
• 28:18
  Go to open one of the other doors.
• 28:20
  This is oh, OK. I think he's flirted with you, I
• 28:23
  thought. I'm coming into.
• 28:24
  It I wish somebody would flirt with me for once.
• 28:28
  Go flirt with vent or whatever. I'm gonna look over it St.
• 28:31
  Rick or the character known as St.
• 28:33
  Rick and just kind of eyeball him and open the door.
• 28:37
  We look at that, son. You want some of this, some of
• 28:39
  this. Got enough phone to go around go
• 28:42
  one two ways. I'm gonna follow him in.
• 28:44
  You're gonna piece them up in the cell because they're
• 28:53
  prisoners, man. You guys probably filled up
• 28:55
  mentality. You're looking for a quick prick
• 29:01
  as you guys go in this room with dubious intention.
• 29:04
  You you noticed that there are three fucking large maggots in
• 29:09
  this room about the size of a young bear.
• 29:12
  Look, we mess your sister and they make this God awful like
• 29:15
  shriek sound. I shut that door behind him.
• 29:18
  Give me a I knew it. What?
• 29:24
  I knew it. Because if it wasn't you.
• 29:25
  It would have been. They shut that door behind him.
• 29:28
  Wait, what? I shut the door behind him.
• 29:29
  Oh, you're strapping these two in there.
• 29:32
  Oh, I love it. OK, give me a trap.
• 29:34
  Is different than shut the door. Yeah, that was a couple episodes
• 29:37
  ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:39
  And they both start wriggling towards you role initiative.
• 29:42
  But just you guys, actually it kind of applies to everybody I
• 29:45
  suppose, cuz time all of a sudden is.
• 29:46
  Yeah, one round to open a door. That's 22.
• 29:49
  OK. It's almost like if if like
• 29:51
  there was like turn based strategy games that were also
• 29:54
  Mmos and then like your party members or like, oh, they're
• 29:56
  entering combat. So I'm somehow now in turn base
• 29:58
  two. Yeah, I mean, if you're no
• 29:59
  longer in free roam that. Happens a lot at your Elders
• 30:01
  game, actually. Oh, does it?
• 30:02
  So then that's very much the case.
• 30:04
  Then if you think about the way time flows, you know there are
• 30:06
  three of these things. Give me 3D twos and we're going
• 30:11
  to call it one is Morum and two is Rick.
• 30:15
  How about the other three of us do it fair?
• 30:17
  And that's totally fair. Yeah.
• 30:18
  Yeah, you gotta do it. Yeah.
• 30:19
  Yeah, I love that a lot. You guys.
• 30:20
  Their fate is in your hands. That's Morum, Morum and Rick
• 30:26
  Okay. So two of these come lunging at
• 30:28
  you with their mouth? Yeah, they have, like, probably
• 30:32
  pretty weird little teeth mounts.
• 30:34
  I'll. Feel like kissing today, right?
• 30:36
  Two of them lunging at you, Morum, and one of them wriggling
• 30:40
  his way up. He didn't get the memo that
• 30:41
  they're attacking him and he's attacking you.
• 30:43
  So both of you give me your agility tests Dr. 12 across the
• 30:47
  board. First one is a 10 Okay.
• 30:52
  That one in the second one is A1.
• 30:54
  No. So one is them.
• 30:56
  Are you keeping those numbers? No, I'm going to burn an omen to
• 31:02
  do the no crit and just keep the one okay.
• 31:05
  So you're just making them both fails?
• 31:07
  Or are you revolving that? No, I'm just making them both
• 31:09
  fails. Okay.
• 31:10
  What about you there, Rick? How about two?
• 31:13
  So yeah, all of these, both all three of these Megats clamp onto
• 31:16
  the target. I imagine biting bone isn't
• 31:18
  great for Megat, but you're surprised as it does clamp onto
• 31:21
  you. How?
• 31:22
  Large eyes underneath my rib cage.
• 31:24
  Oh, perfect. Yeah, yeah.
• 31:25
  Just it's going to chew through a rib and it feels like it's
• 31:27
  going to. Either way, Both of you give me
• 31:30
  D4. Kevin, you do it twice.
• 31:32
  That's how much damage you're taking here.
• 31:34
  Can't you break your shield again and defend that?
• 31:37
  Or minus. Let me play my own guy like I.
• 31:40
  I'm just trying to remind you, no, that's there, that's there.
• 31:42
  I do remember though, that I picked up a shield as well.
• 31:45
  Yes, you did. One and a three.
• 31:46
  So that's four damage, 4 damage total.
• 31:48
  Yep, you have armor at all. Something I do have light armor
• 31:54
  Tier 1 so D2 twice cuz right now you're looking at a total of
• 31:58
  four damage. Two okay, so two damage.
• 32:01
  And that's a 1, so it's three. OK, so you'll take one damage
• 32:04
  total? Only one damage.
• 32:06
  OK, great. Yeah.
• 32:07
  So one of these, it's clamping your arm or you feel its
• 32:09
  pressure of its jaws, but you don't feel it punched through.
• 32:13
  The other one's got like, part of your arm and you're not
• 32:15
  covered there. So yeah, got it.
• 32:17
  Take a little bit of damage and then you took what?
• 32:19
  How much damage, Rick? The worm took four damage.
• 32:22
  The worm did, Yeah. I deflected everything.
• 32:24
  Oh fuck, that's. Cool The shield.
• 32:27
  What does that look like, Jake? Is it dead?
• 32:30
  No. But it's not dead, no.
• 32:31
  But what does it look like as that thing reflects damage?
• 32:33
  As it climbs up underneath me, I use the shield to just kind of
• 32:37
  pry it off and flame it against the wall.
• 32:40
  Okay, it can't be anything spectacular.
• 32:42
  I put myself in a weird position.
• 32:43
  That's very true. Okay, that's them.
• 32:47
  And it's on the all of you. We're both like 2 in the room
• 32:50
  first. I'm gonna take my Volge and stab
• 32:53
  the one I threw against the wall like we just always pronounce
• 32:56
  it. Yeah, OK.
• 32:57
  Yeah, do that. And I'm doing D4 cuz it's one
• 33:00
  handed or is it was a D6, I think it was.
• 33:03
  The damage doesn't change, it was.
• 33:04
  The Dr. to hit. Yeah, Yeah.
• 33:06
  And if you're doing it one handed, which you are, yes, then
• 33:09
  it's not a 12, it's a 14. OK.
• 33:11
  Well, that's nineteen thought that hits.
• 33:14
  About 17, I mean, and eight damage.
• 33:17
  Hey, damage, let's see, it's armor won't make any difference.
• 33:22
  So tell me about it. Yeah, I spear that thing
• 33:24
  straight to the wall. Nice.
• 33:25
  Just skewer it. Yep, nice.
• 33:27
  And I whip out the my vulge, and it's still kind of stuck there,
• 33:31
  sliding down it. As you do that, you punch this
• 33:34
  thing to the wall. You stick it to the wall as soon
• 33:36
  as you pull the vulge out of it. No, you're not pulling it out.
• 33:40
  Ohh yeah you are. I am.
• 33:40
  But you pull it out and then this thing just explodes.
• 33:43
  The acid. Ohh, fucking.
• 33:47
  So you have an option here? No, it's not that way.
• 33:51
  It's you either. You have armor because you're
• 33:53
  both in this. Room you have armor.
• 33:55
  I do OK. It will lower your armor by 1
• 33:58
  tier. Can I try to dodge?
• 34:00
  No armor. Well the other because I said
• 34:02
  there's an option because they're kind of couldn't be out.
• 34:03
  I think I'll allow an option. It says acid explosion on death,
• 34:06
  lower armor by 1 tier or inflict D4 damage.
• 34:10
  If you want to keep the armor, well I don't think that works.
• 34:13
  I think it's if you don't have the armor, then it's inflicting
• 34:14
  the damage. So I think it's just destroying
• 34:17
  the shit. Yeah.
• 34:19
  So yeah, you guys both have D2 armor, don't you?
• 34:21
  Not anymore. Right.
• 34:22
  So you both are at nothing now for armor.
• 34:24
  Yeah, I have D4. You D4.
• 34:26
  Now you have D2. Okay.
• 34:27
  That's great. Thanks.
• 34:29
  You're welcome. Thank you.
• 34:31
  What about you, Morum? That's two more.
• 34:33
  I'm going to use my new stabbard and I'm going to stab one of
• 34:38
  these some bitches. That's on me.
• 34:40
  Okay, go for it. OK, ER12.
• 34:43
  That is a nine, so it's gonna be a miss, OK?
• 34:47
  You keeping it? Yes, I'm going to.
• 34:50
  This isn't the curse, Levi. What about the three of you out
• 34:54
  in the hall? I tried to.
• 34:55
  You hear a commotion. You hear the clanging of sword
• 34:58
  on. And then an explosion.
• 35:00
  You do hear this? Yeah, just a gross wet
• 35:02
  explosion. Some sound really wet in there.
• 35:06
  I think that he I I think that the the woman guy came all over
• 35:10
  and. They were trying to get Persky
• 35:12
  with each other. That's what it sounded.
• 35:14
  Like, hold that still. I'm about.
• 35:17
  That I'm gonna Pierce him. Right now, yeah, I will leave
• 35:19
  him alone. I'm just gonna go on this door.
• 35:21
  Open now you're jerks. And we're like.
• 35:23
  No, no, no, no. You're.
• 35:25
  Gonna walk in on your cousin? Fucking come out in.
• 35:28
  Everywhere. Give him some privacy.
• 35:30
  Come on. Fucking weirdo.
• 35:32
  Easy with my rib cage, please. He might be undead.
• 35:34
  But he has feelings. Still, come on, he believes it.
• 35:38
  We just remember. You're the one who gave them
• 35:41
  this opportunity. You're welcome.
• 35:43
  For pleasure. Come on.
• 35:45
  He was going to help Take it up Break.
• 35:47
  I think it's sweet. Yeah.
• 35:48
  No. Sweets I could take out.
• 35:52
  What do you homeboys want to swap in?
• 35:58
  What the fuck? Why is?
• 35:59
  There. Two of them.
• 36:03
  We took care. One already.
• 36:04
  He's there. Mess all over the walls.
• 36:06
  Get in here. I feel like all of the
• 36:08
  conversation happening outside of the room is all three of your
• 36:10
  guys is outside the room's term. Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 36:14
  You know, all doing this take some time to be fair.
• 36:17
  It's fine. Perfect.
• 36:18
  We're trying to convince role initiative, then oh.
• 36:20
  Man, this is this is me taking a shit all over again.
• 36:23
  Oh, my God. Meat.
• 36:24
  Yeah. Oh, it is.
• 36:26
  Yeah. The misconstrued situation.
• 36:27
  Yeah. Yeah, for real.
• 36:28
  That's you guys. That's you guys.
• 36:29
  OK. Go ahead room guys.
• 36:31
  I'm fuck, Do you want to go first?
• 36:34
  I'm going to try stabbing one of them again.
• 36:36
  OK, go for it is the same 10, it doesn't matter.
• 36:38
  Yeah, there it's an 18 an 18. You got them your damage D 4 +
• 36:43
  1, remember? D4 plus one?
• 36:45
  Yeah, that's four damage, 4 damage minus D2 cuz surprisingly
• 36:50
  they're pretty blubbery in the Carapus, but I feel like a
• 36:54
  that's. Two points.
• 36:55
  OK, two points total. Yeah, right.
• 36:57
  It you stab it, it's squishy, it doesn't feel like you did as
• 37:01
  much damage as you would have liked to do to its squishiness.
• 37:05
  And Rick? Fuck.
• 37:07
  I'm going to swing on the one that he just stabbed.
• 37:09
  OK, take, take. You're tag teaming them now,
• 37:12
  yeah? 1818 you got them.
• 37:18
  So technically since you both stabbed and this is, this is
• 37:21
  ground for double penetration. I'm surprised we can get both of
• 37:28
  us on here like it makes the three outside wonder who else is
• 37:34
  in there. Still D2 for their armor?
• 37:39
  Yep. 255 total. Yeah, you didn't kill it, but
• 37:43
  you gutted the fuck out of this thing.
• 37:45
  A lot of its guts are hanging out at this point.
• 37:48
  There's a bunch of form. On the inside.
• 37:51
  You're right at this point, like we it's just like.
• 37:55
  Okay, you got it. Yeah, you're right.
• 37:58
  Let's just they're having a good.
• 37:59
  Time. Sometimes we have to be, yeah.
• 38:01
  I mean we could just go on these, we can check these other.
• 38:04
  Yeah, we could easily do that. I don't want you to come with
• 38:06
  me, though, that's for sure. Yeah.
• 38:08
  Are you gonna? Finish this goddamn thing off or
• 38:10
  what? I thought you were going to.
• 38:13
  I'm trying. I'm second initiative.
• 38:15
  You don't quit talking. You're breaking my
• 38:16
  concentration. I can't help that.
• 38:18
  Just don't look at me when you're doing it.
• 38:19
  Why don't they sound? Why don't they sound like the
• 38:23
  same person when they're in that room?
• 38:25
  OK, so we know you said something about opening another
• 38:29
  door or moving on or what? Oh.
• 38:30
  Yeah, yeah. We're looking at the other two.
• 38:33
  You're right. Let's go.
• 38:35
  Let's check this door. OK?
• 38:36
  You open up another one of these quarters and inside our three
• 38:41
  really large maggots above the side, the small door.
• 38:47
  Slam the door. Yeah. close that.
• 38:49
  That's good. God damn, they're lucky they
• 38:51
  didn't open up that door. Yeah.
• 38:53
  Everywhere. Everywhere.
• 38:54
  Jesus. What about the other two in the
• 38:55
  hall? I'm going to open a different
• 38:57
  door. OK, yeah, there's only one more,
• 38:59
  I believe. Oh, perfect.
• 39:00
  Yeah, I kind of not keep track after a certain point, but and
• 39:03
  then and considering this is a D6 table, right, One through 2
• 39:07
  is the sword, three is the scorpion corpse for as these
• 39:12
  maggots, and 526 is another one of those skulls.
• 39:15
  I think it's just funny to keep throwing maggots.
• 39:18
  You open this door and there are three pretty damn large maggots
• 39:21
  about the size of small bears in there.
• 39:23
  I shut that door, OK? These things are everywhere, and
• 39:26
  they're in that room fucking. I feel like they'd be pretty.
• 39:32
  They're pretty lucky to have chosen the door that didn't have
• 39:35
  Americans in it. Yeah, I love the idea that he
• 39:37
  knows what's in there, but you don't know what a sociopath you
• 39:42
  want to. Call your cousin in here to help
• 39:47
  us out. He don't even like doing this
• 39:50
  shit with fam. For some reason my hair hurts.
• 39:55
  Are you doing anything on the hall there?
• 39:56
  Said Mayor. I mean.
• 40:00
  I I I'm for the first time, speechless.
• 40:05
  Talking to me, it's not the first time speaking to the hall.
• 40:10
  Yeah, that's probably true. You're probably just like taking
• 40:12
  the in the scenario and you're not.
• 40:15
  That makes sense that you might not be doing all the things I've
• 40:17
  been through with these people. This is a lot.
• 40:20
  Role Initiative, anybody? Thomas Role Initiative.
• 40:25
  If I get my call on it then it goes Click here 3.
• 40:28
  Three. OK, so you and the in the hall
• 40:32
  from the other side of those wooden doors that you guys
• 40:34
  closed, you hear like a, like a, like a wet, like heavy sloughing
• 40:38
  against it. Like someone threw like a soggy
• 40:40
  sleeping bag at it. Both of them, though, and you
• 40:44
  see the doors kind of shake a little bit.
• 40:45
  Like the weight behind them is kind of immense.
• 40:48
  We need to we we we have to warn them and get the fuck out of
• 40:53
  here. Yeah, you you do that.
• 40:55
  But in the rumpus room let's see there are two left.
• 41:00
  We'll just split the split the pot actually know what they're
• 41:02
  both attacking. What's it called Morrow they
• 41:07
  they Barberman. So they they probably still
• 41:09
  would The one that's bleeding out though like man, that one
• 41:12
  that's bleeding out is going for Rick.
• 41:14
  You gave him that that new death blow.
• 41:16
  So yeah we'll split them again. Both of you then give me agility
• 41:19
  tests as. The one that you nearly gutted,
• 41:22
  Rick just comes lunging at you, while the other one still
• 41:25
  manages or attempts to maintain purchase on Morrim's body.
• 41:29
  Would you get Rick? You got a 12, you got a 12?
• 41:31
  Fantastic. You got a 5.
• 41:33
  No, it's actually more like never mind.
• 41:35
  My armor is degraded, so five, yeah.
• 41:37
  So Morrim manages to kind of hold it at Bay as its teeth are
• 41:41
  not gnashing pretty much at your face, whereas Rick gets a that
• 41:46
  make it gets a bone full. A mouthful of bone, That's what
• 41:49
  I mean. Mouthful of bone.
• 41:51
  It's coming at me from the weak side.
• 41:53
  I can't see that one. So give me their damage.
• 41:57
  They do 4, right? They do D fours.
• 41:58
  Yep. That's not great.
• 42:02
  It's four damage minus or D2SO3 damage total.
• 42:07
  Two damage total and two back to him.
• 42:09
  Two damage total and deaths, right?
• 42:11
  OK, Yep. So two damage, 2 back to
• 42:12
  actually. Oh no, tell me.
• 42:14
  Actually, I think will explode as that happens.
• 42:16
  I would like to approach the bench.
• 42:18
  For a hot minute. OK.
• 42:22
  OK, I have a shield that can deflect domage.
• 42:28
  Can I? I know that it's not really my
• 42:30
  turn and this is more of a reaction.
• 42:33
  But I want, because I have a shield equipped, I'm going to
• 42:36
  try to cover myself from this explosion and moron.
• 42:41
  Or Mormon or Mormon? Mormon.
• 42:45
  More rum. More rum, more rum.
• 42:48
  OK, that helps. Give me more rum.
• 42:50
  Yeah, you're. More tender, you should know
• 42:51
  that. I'm going to, I'm going to try
• 42:55
  to step in front of the blast at the same time and and deflect
• 42:58
  that damage. Give me another test.
• 43:01
  Make it hard. I don't care.
• 43:02
  OK, I do like that a lot. I think agility test to be able
• 43:06
  to reactively do that so quickly, right?
• 43:09
  And since it, the damage has to be reflected, right?
• 43:13
  And this night this thing can't take damage anymore.
• 43:16
  I feel like you're going to redirect the the explosion so
• 43:19
  and it's going to be a D2 as to who it hits, one being Morum and
• 43:25
  two being the other word other. Make it because I feel like sure
• 43:30
  it's like acid and they create it, but are they?
• 43:32
  Can they take it on the outside of the body which is?
• 43:34
  Probably I can't take my stuff. On the inside.
• 43:36
  So it's, you know what I mean? So it's like stomach acid.
• 43:42
  Yeah, I got one thing up right away.
• 43:44
  We might know talking to. OK, OK, OK, so yes, give me an
• 43:49
  agility test. I just want to just do it raw,
• 43:51
  not Robin 12. 15. Nice.
• 43:53
  So and then give me a D2. Like I said, one is Morum.
• 43:56
  Two is the other Megan. Oh boy, it's.
• 44:01
  Morum it's Morum I use. I use my my last omen that I do
• 44:05
  have. To reroll that, yes, OK.
• 44:09
  You don't know this guy? It's a dice roll, I mean.
• 44:11
  It's true. You don't know.
• 44:14
  So this explosion again it hits everybody except you cuz you
• 44:17
  redirected it to Morum Morum You're taking 2D4 acid damage.
• 44:22
  I swun all of that spittle up in the air and it's just raining
• 44:25
  down on them. Oh.
• 44:28
  No. Oh wait, no, never mind.
• 44:29
  Only so one of them will lower your your armor's gone.
• 44:32
  Yeah, his arm is. Gone.
• 44:33
  Never mind, you are taking it doubled.
• 44:35
  Like you're taking what you would have gotten naturally,
• 44:38
  plus what was redirected at you. No, The fat one that's so dumb.
• 44:47
  No. So I'm at -1, you fucking
• 44:52
  fucking. Shit.
• 44:55
  You. Fucking murdered me.
• 44:58
  Hey Joe, I use my own man. He did try to save you, to be
• 45:02
  fair. Tell me about what that looks
• 45:05
  like, Kevin. I'd like to.
• 45:09
  Actually, as I'm. Being covered do.
• 45:10
  You have any omens? First off, I.
• 45:14
  Reduce, reduce damage, man, reduce.
• 45:16
  You can reduce it by D6. Yeah, okay, let's do that.
• 45:19
  Yeah, do that first before we did this, before we do damage.
• 45:22
  No damage. Fuck yeah, Yeah, that.
• 45:25
  Could have been tragic. I was just thinking like, wait a
• 45:27
  minute. Why we gotta wait a minute.
• 45:28
  I had to quit the show. Both of them.
• 45:35
  The shame. He died twice in one day.
• 45:38
  My God. So as I'm covered in all of this
• 45:42
  acidic goo, I'm going to be like thanks I think, and then I'm
• 45:46
  going to stab this other maggot because I have not detected.
• 45:50
  Yeah, they just went, didn't they?
• 45:52
  Both of them. OK, so it is your turn.
• 45:53
  I killed it. Yep.
• 45:54
  Go ahead. So go ahead.
• 45:55
  Yeah, you killed it. I actually has a reaction.
• 45:57
  Well, actually, that can be your turn.
• 45:59
  Think about. No, it's a reaction.
• 46:00
  I. Think that was his turn?
• 46:01
  It wasn't. It was.
• 46:02
  It was his shield. Oh, that's right.
• 46:04
  Shielding it. I am the reflex for that.
• 46:06
  He did. Yeah.
• 46:07
  Whatever. And it was sustained.
• 46:10
  Right. So that was a 19.
• 46:11
  OK. That hits for sure. 4 + 1 That's
• 46:14
  five points of damage. OK, minus D2.
• 46:17
  Fucking balls, right? Two, so three points of damage.
• 46:20
  Three points of damage. OK?
• 46:21
  And yeah, you stab it, it hurts. It.
• 46:25
  Yeah, yeah. This green blood just start
• 46:28
  moving out of the hole as it shrieks.
• 46:30
  It's still alive. It's still in fighting shape,
• 46:33
  but. You get underneath it, I'll get
• 46:35
  on top. We'll try to strangle it down.
• 46:41
  Well, maybe if we don't pop it, we won't get all moist or wet.
• 46:45
  Well, I mean, you've heard of the finger cuffs, right?
• 46:47
  Yeah. Oh, I see what you're saying.
• 46:49
  Grab one and I'll grab the other.
• 46:51
  OK. Oh, they're really getting in
• 46:53
  the good stuff, aren't they? Because it didn't take them
• 46:55
  long. I'm so confused about him being
• 46:57
  a skeleton and this working. He's boating.
• 47:02
  I like what you're doing. There it's nothing for if, yeah,
• 47:06
  it's. What we're good at.
• 47:09
  Kevin, do you want to do something really crazy?
• 47:12
  They're getting the friction home.
• 47:13
  Lay it on me after break. Welcome back to Flail to the
• 47:40
  Face. So what were you guys talking
• 47:44
  about? A plan?
• 47:46
  Nothing. We did that behind the scenes.
• 47:48
  Oh, but I mean, like you said something before He said.
• 47:49
  Something a lot of break. Yeah, you wanna do something
• 47:51
  crazy? Oh, that's what it was.
• 47:52
  Yeah. What?
• 47:53
  Do you got what do? You got So what is your turn guy
• 47:56
  in the room that's not more? Oh yeah, it's your turn.
• 47:59
  Like I said, grab that other end and let's rush this through this
• 48:02
  door. I'm gonna pick up the hefty ass
• 48:04
  end, yeah, and then I'm gonna try to bull rush the door if
• 48:07
  you. Can help me so I would say.
• 48:09
  Strength checks. Probably just one strength test
• 48:12
  from from from Jake, but with a bonus because you're helping
• 48:16
  him. So I'm going to call that a
• 48:17
  DR10. That seems a bit crazy, you
• 48:21
  know? So you're grabbing this thing
• 48:23
  and it's just like it's struggling so hard.
• 48:25
  It's like throwing you off your feet.
• 48:27
  You lost your balance. You're pretty much laying
• 48:28
  underneath it at this point. It's feels.
• 48:32
  It's heavier than fuck too, like you probably get.
• 48:34
  That's been the thing to be. 350. 400.
• 48:39
  I can't lift this. I need help.
• 48:41
  To broaden your horizons, I'm trying.
• 48:44
  That's why I ended up in here. What about the three of you in
• 48:46
  the hall? What are they doing in there?
• 48:48
  I don't know if I've ever heard of anything.
• 48:50
  I opened their door up. Come on.
• 48:52
  What? Do you guys stop fucking around
• 48:53
  and get out of here? We got some problem.
• 48:56
  Oh fuck. All he sees is a.
• 48:58
  Big Ass fucking. Maggot mounted on top.
• 49:01
  We've seen them, yeah, but yeah, it's worse.
• 49:03
  It's not what you thought, I guess.
• 49:04
  Drop that stupid thing and let's go.
• 49:06
  There's more of them. Dropping it's on top of me.
• 49:08
  Would you help me? Why would you pick it up in the
• 49:11
  first place? I don't know, it seemed like a
• 49:12
  good idea at the time. I'm not fucking with this shit,
• 49:22
  dude. Why?
• 49:25
  Because the longer I. Stay here, the closer I am to
• 49:28
  being blocked off from the stairs by more maggots.
• 49:32
  That's true. Oh my God, right?
• 49:34
  So. My turns over.
• 49:36
  Let's let's go now. Hurry.
• 49:38
  Let's go, guys. What about the other two guys
• 49:40
  out in the hall? I.
• 49:41
  Mean. I mean fucking.
• 49:44
  There's more of those things in there.
• 49:45
  Lefty's been gone for 27 minutes.
• 49:49
  Hasn't even been that long. I'll meet you over here where
• 49:51
  it's safe. So you're pretty much out before
• 49:53
  the rooms, past the doors. That makes sense.
• 49:56
  So the only unexplored area in your immediate area is directly
• 50:00
  in front of you actually now which will lead to the South and
• 50:03
  it was that stone tunnel. Yeah, very much like the
• 50:06
  hallways you guys are going. So, Thomas, what about you?
• 50:09
  Yeah, we've it is. Got to go and try to pull his
• 50:14
  cousin out from under the the worm.
• 50:17
  OK. Getting away from here, this is
• 50:20
  this is like the reunion from three years ago.
• 50:25
  You don't tell my mom about this.
• 50:28
  Yeah, we're not going to try to explain that situation again.
• 50:33
  Again, she found out the first time.
• 50:35
  Explain any of this situation to anyone.
• 50:38
  What are you guys talking about over there?
• 50:40
  Bad things. Let's go.
• 50:42
  Yeah. And you, you pull him out from
• 50:43
  under. I'm not going to make you go for
• 50:44
  that. I feel like it's easy to pull a
• 50:46
  skeleton out from under that. You know?
• 50:47
  It's not like there's a lot of resistance.
• 50:49
  I mean, wait, sure, but. There's a lot of slime
• 50:52
  everywhere. Yeah, it's all everyone's real
• 50:53
  moist. Real so sloppy.
• 50:56
  I got to imagine too, that Morum like from all this ass, that his
• 51:00
  face is like parsley, burned away.
• 51:02
  Like, he's probably showing some, like Harvey Dent action,
• 51:04
  you know what I mean? Like, he's he's probably pretty
• 51:06
  Bony in the face now. Probably.
• 51:08
  I'd like to think that there's no flesh left on his face, that
• 51:11
  you all are skeletons. Pretty much.
• 51:12
  But but not the case. And yeah, what do you guys are
• 51:15
  just getting the fuck out of these Megat rooms.
• 51:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, you guys head out of
• 51:20
  these rooms, closed doors behind you, leave that last Megan
• 51:22
  alive. And you see too, as you guys
• 51:25
  pass by these other two doors, that they're buckling nearly.
• 51:29
  With this, this wet slap, it's like someone just like has like
• 51:31
  a soaked sleeping bag or like a pillowcase with a pillow in it
• 51:34
  and it's a down pillow, right? So it's got a lot of wit and
• 51:37
  they're just slapping the door, so but they're the size of body
• 51:40
  pillows. So your options at this point
• 51:43
  that that that dark stone tunnel that you didn't go to in front
• 51:47
  of you and also to your right directly is the hallway that led
• 51:51
  to the T You didn't go right. You know the stairs are another,
• 51:54
  right? If you go that way.
• 51:56
  The stairs that you came from the trench room, right, right,
• 51:59
  right. So I feel like that's clear.
• 52:01
  I hope, Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:02
  Okay. Yeah.
• 52:02
  We'll go straight ahead, I guess.
• 52:04
  Okay, okay okay. While we're fleeing this ship,
• 52:08
  why wouldn't you tell us, tell us That ship was going wrong.
• 52:11
  It was going. Wrong.
• 52:13
  You didn't hear us screaming. And I'm going to take my finger.
• 52:15
  I'm going to take my bone finger and start poking it into fist
• 52:18
  chest. Well, why are you looking me?
• 52:20
  You guys were trying to go in there and have some?
• 52:22
  Sex. I know that is not what we were
• 52:24
  doing. We all saw the signs, Oh.
• 52:26
  My God, I'm going to take my bones in there and I'm going to
• 52:28
  press it up to his face. If you don't shut the fuck up, I
• 52:32
  will take. The rest of your skin off and
• 52:35
  you will be a part of this family whether you like it or
• 52:37
  not. I.
• 52:39
  Mean. I don't trust you.
• 52:41
  You left me in there to die. I'm.
• 52:44
  Not doing. That God, this is.
• 52:45
  I didn't. I've never had a headache before
• 52:47
  in my entire life. I'm a fucking skeleton.
• 52:49
  But ever since I met you, Fisk, I can't get rid of this quake in
• 52:52
  my brain. That's not my fault.
• 52:56
  This quake in my brain, that's good.
• 53:00
  I'm going to push past them. I can't handle this shit.
• 53:02
  Getting a headache now too. Yeah, apply from all the acid,
• 53:06
  yeah. All the more run, we bonded on a
• 53:08
  different level. I wasn't talking to you whenever
• 53:14
  the I don't even know what you are.
• 53:15
  You're not even a real skeleton? No, I'm not.
• 53:18
  No, not really, No. I wasn't going to be as affected
• 53:21
  by that as you might have thought.
• 53:23
  Cousin, what did I say about your friends and how losers they
• 53:26
  can be? I would.
• 53:29
  Yeah, but it's it's the hand I was down.
• 53:32
  That's why I don't let you play poker at the family gatherings.
• 53:36
  Moream Moream leaves the room, heads down that dark tunnel and
• 53:40
  you immediately come to another trench.
• 53:42
  And in the bottom of this trench you see these weird hand sized
• 53:48
  green maggots wriggling on the in the bottom of the trench.
• 53:52
  They're way smaller, obviously, than the ones that you were
• 53:56
  trying to. I push Fisk in, right?
• 53:59
  Into the. Global thing.
• 54:00
  I'm behind you. Just the gate, he said he went.
• 54:06
  With forum. Suplex or.
• 54:08
  Forum. How many of them are there?
• 54:12
  There are three. I'm going to stomp on all three
• 54:14
  of them. You're going to stop on all
• 54:15
  three of them. The last one's blue, OK?
• 54:18
  So you jump down into this trench, right, and just stomp on
• 54:22
  all three of these immediately. You hear this clanging as from a
• 54:27
  directly above you you look up quick and you see falling from
• 54:30
  the ceiling because green tentacles have released them.
• 54:34
  A bunch of rusty daggers, pots, broken armor pieces, so.
• 54:40
  I throw myself. I throw myself in the shield and
• 54:43
  and try to umbrella him. OK, he's going to take D6
• 54:47
  damage, but if you can make an agility test, we're going to
• 54:50
  call that D R16. Then I'll allow that.
• 54:54
  How is this shield holding up to this shit?
• 54:56
  Oh, you roll the fucking one. God you.
• 55:06
  Have. Do you have an omen?
• 55:09
  No, I used it to try and. Save more more on the last time.
• 55:12
  Okay. Well, I got to imagine then that
• 55:15
  nothing can't break though, because it's like your relic,
• 55:17
  right? No, it's.
• 55:19
  Still a shield? There's not a shield.
• 55:21
  Hold on. It's it's just like class relic.
• 55:24
  Yeah, it's my class. Relic doesn't say that it can
• 55:27
  break. Doesn't say that it can't also.
• 55:32
  Yeah, I mean, like women's beads could break essentially too, I
• 55:35
  suppose there's a physical thing.
• 55:37
  So yeah, OK, no, actually, that's not really what's going
• 55:41
  to happen here, cuz I got to imagine that.
• 55:43
  OK, this is even better. So you leap off, you see what's
• 55:47
  happening. You, you saw those tentacles
• 55:50
  holding that shit as he jumped in there, kind of putting two
• 55:52
  and two together. You saw them released.
• 55:54
  You left with your shield up. You.
• 55:58
  Jump a little bit too far with where the shield is covering.
• 56:01
  All of those things land on you. You land on Morum.
• 56:05
  You both take decent damage. That's so.
• 56:10
  Fucked. It's because you're old enough
• 56:12
  and you fumbled it. So I'm like, it's kind of Max
• 56:16
  damage for Rick. Oh boy.
• 56:19
  I have no omens and. What about Morum over there?
• 56:23
  I'd rather. Not say.
• 56:25
  Is this the real death, Morum? That I took five points and I
• 56:30
  only had four hit points. OK, you're a -1.
• 56:32
  What about you, Rick? I'm dead.
• 56:33
  You're dead as well, OK? And then yeah, after the
• 56:39
  clanging stops, so does every other sound.
• 56:42
  I look over the edge. You see What a hot mess.
• 56:46
  Both of their bodies, like the bones, are broken just in
• 56:49
  pieces. There's no life left in them.
• 56:51
  The hair is even like. Because he had hair.
• 56:53
  Remember. Yeah, punch.
• 56:55
  His hair, it's always flowing while he jumped.
• 56:57
  Yeah, that was but as as his life force left his body and the
• 57:01
  headache finally went away. Or he probably carried it into
• 57:04
  the afterlife, which I thought he was already in.
• 57:08
  But but you see all his bones shattered by the weight of all
• 57:11
  the metal and stuff, and the shield itself looks like it went
• 57:14
  right through his cranium. Like this shield may be the
• 57:18
  thing that killed them. And also all of these like rusty
• 57:21
  metal items all just piercing through Morum's body, as well as
• 57:26
  a lot of Rick's bones. Well.
• 57:29
  You know, I didn't really like them, but I'm sorry for your
• 57:32
  loss. They had that hot, hot session
• 57:35
  in that room over there. At least they got off before.
• 57:38
  They died together. That's what they wanted, yeah.
• 57:41
  I mean, that's what you get for, like we jumping into a fucking
• 57:44
  like. Why we stay behind, you know.
• 57:48
  We We Even stands on the the edge of the ravine, looking down
• 57:51
  just a single tear rolling down his cheekbone.
• 57:55
  I didn't know you had tear ducts.
• 57:56
  I thought you just had balls of eyes.
• 57:58
  Balls of eyes don't like how you say anything.
• 58:03
  Actually, as the two of you, as the three of you are left, stand
• 58:06
  there looking at all of this, you, you smell This is wicked,
• 58:10
  the stench of decay. But mostly.
• 58:14
  Body odor, you know, I gets that human stench.
• 58:17
  It's. Very Arby's.
• 58:20
  Exactly that, yeah. Is that a roast beef sandwich?
• 58:23
  And you see a figure coming from across, because the hall
• 58:26
  continues, obviously, because this trench broke through a
• 58:29
  hallway, the hallway still there.
• 58:31
  And you see a man in patchy robes, the very, very worm
• 58:34
  shaped in a way, yes, But as you gets closer, you see that it's
• 58:40
  just his robe and his hood and whatnot.
• 58:44
  Just. Incredibly long fingernails that
• 58:46
  you can see kind of all from under his robes.
• 58:48
  You almost see his fingernails, more than you even see his hands
• 58:51
  themselves, and he steps into the light of your Candelabra
• 58:56
  and. You see that even though
• 58:57
  everything is bathed in a red light, you can still see that
• 59:00
  his teeth are incredibly yellowed and he looks at you.
• 59:03
  He's like, well, I see your friends have tried to steal my
• 59:08
  shit. Uh, that pile of rust down
• 59:12
  there. I think using the word friends
• 59:15
  is kind of. I mean, I we just met this guy.
• 59:17
  That's pretty something to go honestly he.
• 59:20
  He family and he's going down and I'm actually like with my
• 59:25
  dagger, cutting some locks of hair off of Saint Rick.
• 59:30
  How about you take that pointy ass stick from him while you're
• 59:33
  down there? Or, or the shield.
• 59:35
  I mean literally anything that might be of use to us.
• 59:38
  Sorry, I don't mean to be insensitive.
• 59:40
  But fuck them, honestly. We May reaches over and grabs
• 59:45
  the shield and then just tosses the the Vulge up to.
• 59:51
  Jesus Christ. That almost hit him.
• 59:53
  Cedric Who the fuck is Jesus Christ?
• 59:55
  And I take the vulge. Do it again.
• 59:59
  He comes in up a lot, yeah. So what?
• 1:00:02
  What are you guys doing here? Oh, it probably still has to do
• 1:00:06
  with killing you. Don't.
• 1:00:07
  Don't. Don't get it twisted.
• 1:00:09
  Who do you think I am? I don't fucking know.
• 1:00:11
  You look like the the the worm master.
• 1:00:14
  The Dick. Tugger.
• 1:00:15
  Whatever. Tugger.
• 1:00:16
  Wormload is what you're looking for, the.
• 1:00:17
  Dick Wrangler. That's right.
• 1:00:18
  Yeah. Yeah, that's all.
• 1:00:20
  I mean I either. One.
• 1:00:21
  That's what we've heard. It 6060.
• 1:00:23
  One Tugger Maputo, You know that's how it goes.
• 1:00:25
  What? What?
• 1:00:27
  What? He's not a friend either.
• 1:00:30
  This guy stabbed me in the back ones.
• 1:00:32
  Now I hit you in the face and then like a gentleman, he turned
• 1:00:35
  into dust. So you're the worm Lord.
• 1:00:38
  Yes, yes. I think when close to kill you,
• 1:00:42
  the long worm black fingers, those two gentlemen up above
• 1:00:46
  tell you to do so. I believe so.
• 1:00:49
  Was it 3? Was it her?
• 1:00:51
  It had been 4. Who was her, the Necro
• 1:00:54
  priestess? Who not she?
• 1:00:56
  Damn. Damn.
• 1:00:58
  I assume she doesn't have a name anymore, so I really can't tell
• 1:01:01
  it. I mean, I don't know it.
• 1:01:02
  It's like one of those things we know, like the chef's title, but
• 1:01:05
  you don't know who they are exactly.
• 1:01:07
  Right. I used to be a general and now
• 1:01:09
  I'm a mayor. I don't know how I got demoted
• 1:01:11
  from that, but you're like, it's probably not much of A devotion.
• 1:01:14
  It's like a lateral move. I mean to be you've led an army
• 1:01:17
  and now you lead a town, right? Town.
• 1:01:19
  Right. Might let them believe that
• 1:01:20
  that's the case. No, he's mayonnaise, mayonnaise.
• 1:01:22
  He leaves nothing. You guys are insane, aren't you?
• 1:01:24
  But. This is what I'm saying.
• 1:01:27
  I'm a ghost skeleton and I feel like I'm the most sane 1 here
• 1:01:31
  anymore. And he's pretty unreliable.
• 1:01:34
  Quite. You guys all smell like death.
• 1:01:36
  He does, like, decay. You are you.
• 1:01:39
  I don't know what you are. What's either.
• 1:01:41
  You are. I seem like.
• 1:01:43
  OK, dudes, except for trying to kill me thing.
• 1:01:46
  That's kind of a deal breaker. That's why I'm on this side of
• 1:01:48
  the trench. I mean, and I will stay on this
• 1:01:50
  side of the trench. All right.
• 1:01:51
  All right. All right.
• 1:01:52
  And you'll stay on that side. I get it.
• 1:01:55
  I am quite a fan of death, but seeing as though that these two
• 1:01:59
  died just now, I think I'm a little satiated at the moment.
• 1:02:03
  Why is it that somebody would want you killed?
• 1:02:06
  Because I want what they have. What's that?
• 1:02:08
  This place. This place.
• 1:02:11
  The mall will listens to me, Not to her, not to her.
• 1:02:14
  Who? I I've never met her.
• 1:02:18
  Oh, it was just the guy who gives bears.
• 1:02:20
  Those, oh, the oh, those guys. And then the pheasant, right.
• 1:02:23
  One of them's named is pheasant. Yeah, yeah, pheasant.
• 1:02:25
  OK yeah, yeah, I remember that. That fucking pheasant that they
• 1:02:28
  told they work. For her?
• 1:02:29
  Oh, sure, sure. We were just walking around.
• 1:02:32
  I have no idea. I have no attachment to anything
• 1:02:35
  here. What you come from, What you
• 1:02:37
  come from? What are you doing in this
• 1:02:38
  place? Like they they told you then.
• 1:02:41
  Well, you came here not knowing that.
• 1:02:43
  Yeah. No, you're absolutely right.
• 1:02:44
  But you're there for. I'm the boredom.
• 1:02:49
  You're just wandering. We're kind of looking for refuge
• 1:02:52
  in a world where we just escaped prison, escaped prison.
• 1:02:56
  Yeah. Couldn't tell you.
• 1:02:58
  Oh, right, that they're not. No shit.
• 1:03:00
  Surprise. I remember that.
• 1:03:02
  You're getting real fucking difficult to explain anything
• 1:03:05
  anymore. I mean, this weird guy down here
• 1:03:08
  gave you, gave you worma a jewel earlier.
• 1:03:12
  He kind of fucking fucked off. What are the amethysts from the
• 1:03:15
  statue? Yeah, yeah, he loves those, I
• 1:03:18
  guess. I guess he tells me about it.
• 1:03:20
  Tells. Me about it.
• 1:03:22
  So what the fuck's the deal then?
• 1:03:23
  Yeah, baby, maybe we don't kill you.
• 1:03:25
  Nothing happens. We leave.
• 1:03:26
  You just want to stay down here with your worms, or do you?
• 1:03:28
  Want to just like, hang out and like shoot the share to play
• 1:03:32
  pool or something? You could kill the necro
• 1:03:33
  priestess, let's say, and this place can be ours.
• 1:03:38
  Well, I'm not really I. Don't think anyone really wants
• 1:03:40
  this. I'm not looking.
• 1:03:41
  For I really don't want to settle down and live in a place
• 1:03:44
  with these assholes. No, I don't.
• 1:03:45
  I'm not looking for roommates. Well then, help me clear them
• 1:03:48
  out. And then what?
• 1:03:50
  Leave. Leave.
• 1:03:51
  Well, that gives us nothing to fucking do.
• 1:03:53
  Well, I could give you something.
• 1:03:56
  What's that? Sure.
• 1:03:56
  Wow. What do you want?
• 1:03:58
  What you got? Worms.
• 1:03:59
  Worms various sizes. Do do we want worms?
• 1:04:04
  Worms. Seems like a bad deal.
• 1:04:06
  We we don't need to eat so. Yeah, we don't have to worry.
• 1:04:09
  It doesn't give us any. But you don't eat them.
• 1:04:11
  They're companions. Come on.
• 1:04:13
  Do we want worm? How big?
• 1:04:14
  How big of worms? We tell them.
• 1:04:15
  You got like a horse sized worm that we can squirm around.
• 1:04:18
  On I mean we've seen like small bear sized worms.
• 1:04:20
  He gives you the wettest whistle.
• 1:04:23
  Give me a D4, anybody. 22 worms about as big as hounds, covered
• 1:04:27
  in long nasty spikes with tiny eyes and.
• 1:04:30
  Long yellow teeth come rolling and down the path behind him,
• 1:04:34
  and they just kind of start like wiggling all over his legs, oh.
• 1:04:38
  Do we want those things? That's gonna that's gonna cut
• 1:04:41
  creepy. I mean, we're all kind of
• 1:04:43
  creepy. I mean, do we get the big one?
• 1:04:46
  Can we have the big one? No, that's off the table.
• 1:04:49
  Me and him are one well. You've been inside him.
• 1:04:52
  Not like that. We will.
• 1:04:54
  Oh, good. Not like that either.
• 1:04:56
  OK. I mean, he's been inside me.
• 1:05:01
  I mean, I heard, I think I heard you guys down the hall, but you
• 1:05:04
  guys doing something like that in that room.
• 1:05:05
  Those two down there were fucking.
• 1:05:07
  Nose goes brother. Oh, I'll beat up.
• 1:05:09
  It was those two. Wow.
• 1:05:10
  Yeah, that shit was like Romeo and Juliet or whatever.
• 1:05:12
  They fucked and then they died. Can't even defend myself.
• 1:05:15
  That's. Honestly.
• 1:05:18
  And he looks down at them and gets real somber.
• 1:05:20
  It's beautiful. I mean.
• 1:05:23
  In a way, I kind of like this guy.
• 1:05:25
  You know what? Honestly.
• 1:05:27
  Yeah, I'm. I'm kind of with you.
• 1:05:29
  Well, you're the one who threw the fucking gross at us earlier.
• 1:05:32
  What grips the? The three two headed dogs.
• 1:05:36
  Oh, oh oh, the basket is undead begotten.
• 1:05:39
  Yes. No, that wasn't me.
• 1:05:41
  That was probably her. Are we after the wrong person?
• 1:05:45
  Right now, I think we might be. If it was her, we she needs to
• 1:05:49
  pay. We have a We have a good reason.
• 1:05:51
  I mean, fuck that. She killed fucking the fucking
• 1:05:55
  Human Torch. Oh yeah, that's right.
• 1:05:58
  Yeah, whatever. Is it a light source because of
• 1:06:00
  her? Yeah, no shit.
• 1:06:01
  I mean, fuck him. But God damn, it's good to be
• 1:06:03
  able to see. I mean, all I got is this little
• 1:06:05
  lot. I don't even remember what this
• 1:06:07
  thing does. Kevin So freaking.
• 1:06:10
  This little lot of is. That all it was to you, you
• 1:06:14
  fucking prick. You were just laughing.
• 1:06:17
  I hear him in my head. Well, So what is it going to be,
• 1:06:23
  gentlemen? You're going to kill me or
• 1:06:24
  you're going to kill her? I mean, it's my third thing I
• 1:06:27
  guess. I mean, I mean, I really don't
• 1:06:30
  give a fuck if you just like to hang out here and they're going
• 1:06:32
  to give us a couple of worms to kill somebody who killed our
• 1:06:35
  friend. I mean, I think the scales have
• 1:06:37
  dip. Very, very.
• 1:06:38
  Pretty quickly. Good, right.
• 1:06:41
  You think so? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:06:42
  No, let's go with it. Kevin I'm just kidding.
• 1:06:47
  I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
• 1:06:49
  Well, good. Then let's toast this.
• 1:06:52
  They seem to have filled the gap, so it's a little easier to
• 1:06:54
  walk across now. Yeah, come into my chambers and.
• 1:06:58
  Feeds. He heads back the way he came
• 1:06:59
  from. Ends.
• 1:07:00
  You guys crossed this review, I assume you guys, are you guys
• 1:07:02
  following him? Yeah, that's of course you going
• 1:07:04
  at the Volt. I'm good while we're crossing.
• 1:07:06
  Can I reach down into? Nobody's.
• 1:07:09
  Prison pockets don't. You St.
• 1:07:10
  St. Rick's area and pull out that
• 1:07:13
  gym. Yes, I want that gym.
• 1:07:15
  Yeah, yeah. Give me a present test to find
• 1:07:17
  it. No, I like it.
• 1:07:18
  Suck it. Okay.
• 1:07:18
  Cool. I don't want to make you roll it
• 1:07:20
  up. Why?
• 1:07:22
  We're gonna fail and you can't have it.
• 1:07:23
  That's not gonna be as good. So, man.
• 1:07:26
  Yeah, right. And in this pile of rusty
• 1:07:30
  weapons can I find? Yeah, what did Moron have?
• 1:07:33
  Yeah, yeah. What did he?
• 1:07:34
  Have What did Morem have? Morem had.
• 1:07:37
  Cuz he still had things. He had a whole he had.
• 1:07:39
  Also strange, but what are we gonna burn once this story's
• 1:07:42
  over? When we get to the 7th misery,
• 1:07:44
  their bodies ourselves will in the late.
• 1:07:47
  So, so slaughter. That that'll get headlines.
• 1:07:53
  You thought the tattoo was up with these short.
• 1:07:55
  Swords. Yeah, 2 short swords.
• 1:07:57
  Don't need those. Yeah, he came with the short
• 1:08:00
  sword. And then there's the stabbard
• 1:08:01
  with the stabbard. And the stabber did and.
• 1:08:03
  He had a bow with 13 arrows and a special quiver.
• 1:08:10
  I got a. Couple that we'll never know
• 1:08:12
  about. Yeah, you do.
• 1:08:13
  That pretty much has normal knives, though.
• 1:08:15
  I think it's the skull itself that was potentially, of course,
• 1:08:17
  older. I made some poor decisions
• 1:08:19
  today. Can I can I grab?
• 1:08:21
  The Super. That's the surprise.
• 1:08:22
  Can I grab the stabbered the bow and the quiver?
• 1:08:26
  Yes. Anyone want any of this stuff?
• 1:08:28
  I feel like it's a waste I'm leaving down here.
• 1:08:31
  I want fist to die. That's what I want.
• 1:08:32
  Warlord looks back. If you say that, he's like, Oh
• 1:08:35
  no, no. OK.
• 1:08:36
  You should tell them Girls, I'm. Offering it to everybody you
• 1:08:39
  know, Nose goes. Take what you want.
• 1:08:41
  Women's just weaving a little bit of the the hair around with
• 1:08:46
  the beads next to the finger from our flaming friend.
• 1:08:50
  Oh, I like it. Oh God.
• 1:08:52
  Collected body parts as people around me are dying.
• 1:08:54
  Why didn't you? Collect anything from that
• 1:08:56
  little gobble thing. Because why would you?
• 1:08:58
  I mean. Yeah, there wasn't really much
• 1:09:00
  left to be. Honest.
• 1:09:01
  Oh, that's true. Oh yeah, you guys kind of lost
• 1:09:03
  him in the pile of bodies. I'm sure that's right.
• 1:09:06
  Threw him into. So you guys follow the Worm Lord
• 1:09:09
  into his room and up ahead you as you guys are going down this
• 1:09:12
  hallway and it opens up to an area.
• 1:09:14
  This purple glow is emanating from this room, This whole area,
• 1:09:17
  the whole room. Fine marble interior, although
• 1:09:19
  it smells like shit. Literally fresh and matured.
• 1:09:25
  You see that the purple glow is emanating from a skull, a much
• 1:09:28
  larger skull than you would assume to be human, and it's
• 1:09:32
  filled with bubbling liquid. He pours a he has these other
• 1:09:37
  bone skulls, like craniums of skulls, and he's like, dips it
• 1:09:41
  into the water, into the liquid, and it's kind of smoking a
• 1:09:43
  little bit as he handsome. He has a bunch of these and he's
• 1:09:46
  like handing about to the three of you.
• 1:09:48
  I don't bring a Halloween party in here.
• 1:09:50
  What's that? Dry ice?
• 1:09:52
  Mostly, yes. No, I think it's evil or
• 1:09:55
  something. I don't know.
• 1:09:56
  I do enjoy the bathroom tree. What is that on the bottle?
• 1:10:02
  What's this emo going to do if I drink it?
• 1:10:05
  Who knows? Who knows?
• 1:10:07
  Cheers. And he shoots it back himself.
• 1:10:10
  I'll just let it fall through my body.
• 1:10:12
  I'll like Casper. It'll still affect you?
• 1:10:13
  Like for the for effect, Okay. I guess we'll have to rather
• 1:10:16
  shoot back. You're shooting it back to Fisk.
• 1:10:18
  As they're shooting it back we even just gonna kind of tosses
• 1:10:21
  to the. Side Okay, yeah.
• 1:10:23
  That's what I was saying. So the two of you each give me a
• 1:10:25
  D8 all. Right.
• 1:10:27
  Might as well. What kind of wizarding powers do
• 1:10:28
  I have? 5. 2.
• 1:10:31
  So, Fisk, you see? This extremely vivid, like your
• 1:10:39
  mind, your travels to another world in in a way and you see a
• 1:10:44
  vivid. Field of toes.
• 1:10:47
  Right vision of your death. What do you see?
• 1:10:51
  Oh my God, God, it's definitely going to be mayonnaise stabbing
• 1:10:56
  me. I believe that yes, as you kind
• 1:10:59
  of come back to reality, you gain plus one omen.
• 1:11:03
  It's not permanent though, it's just you currently have another
• 1:11:06
  one. Cedric, as you this stuff burns
• 1:11:10
  as it goes through your bones. You feel it like going through
• 1:11:12
  your like, as if you would feel something going through your
• 1:11:14
  blood, you know what I mean? And immediately runic scars
• 1:11:18
  begin to appear on your bones. Yeah, I've said skin, but you
• 1:11:22
  don't have that. Use a scroll once a day without
• 1:11:26
  a test. Lower your strength by two for
• 1:11:28
  the day. OK, I don't have scrolls.
• 1:11:33
  That is true. And immediately the Worm Lord
• 1:11:36
  starts like throwing up from it and you just hear like clearly
• 1:11:41
  got like a really good food poisoning if you hear that and
• 1:11:44
  you hear him just shit himself and he's just and he spits up
• 1:11:48
  the like, he's confident, he's projectile vomiting and you see
• 1:11:51
  this organ laying there on the ground that clearly came out of
• 1:11:54
  him and it's like sick looking. He's like, oh God, that does
• 1:11:59
  that look infected? Hey guys, Kevin at the end of
• 1:12:45
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• 1:13:11
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  Welcome to Flail With the Face. My name is Kristen Cannibal.
• 1:13:58
  I forgot what it went by for this show.
• 1:14:03
  Different. I'm right on the back end.
• 1:14:05
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Thanks Kevin for putting that.
• 1:14:13
  Welcome to Flail of the Face. My name is Cannibal.
• 1:14:15
  Wait, it's wrong. Greeting Sky.
• 1:14:17
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back to backs are tough shit.
• 1:14:25
  I forgot that I had to do. A different name.
• 1:14:31
  What's Kevin's guy's new name? Morum moron.
• 1:14:36
  Oh, I'm going. I'm going to have fun with that,
• 1:14:39
  yeah. All right, perfect.
• 1:14:44
  This is the most casual game of Merck board we've had.
• 1:14:47
  So far I'm not really. Do you remember that in the last
• 1:14:50
  episode? That was crazy too.
• 1:14:52
  We've been we've. Been in this episode for about
• 1:14:56
  15. Minutes, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:57
  You're a little. Oh, that's fair.
• 1:14:59
  That's fair. They gotta hurt.
• 1:15:11
  That's time to be concerned about maggots.
• 1:15:14
  That's so funny to think I just pictured that and then his
• 1:15:17
  response. It's the funniest bug anyway.
• 1:15:24
  We call this episode Behind Closed Doors, yeah.
• 1:15:27
  Yes. Yes, yes.
• 1:15:29
  You fucking genius. Oh my God.
• 1:15:32
  Damn, I love those one and dumb ass fucking names.
• 1:15:35
  Well, some, I think we've used. We had never used that.
• 1:15:37
  One No. Oh.
• 1:15:38
  It was with wise wide open. That's a different one.
• 1:15:41
  Behind closed eyes. I just wrote behind closed
• 1:15:45
  doors. Perfect.
• 1:15:46
  I love it. Ah, fuck, that's good.
• 1:15:51
  I guess they poker your family gatherings.
• 1:15:54
  Yeah, that's where they poke their cousin.
• 1:15:57
  God dude, he should not be the worm Lord, he should be
• 1:16:03
  something like I'm the vacuum salesman.
• 1:16:06
  He doesn't know actually what you call him, the Dick, Thunder
• 1:16:09
  or whatever. The Dick Wrangler.
• 1:16:12
  We already we already passed it. So whatever, yeah.