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RHONY’s Apple-utely BACK! | RHONY Recap · Reality with The King

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  Speaker 1: Reality with the King is hosted by me, Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an executive producer who have produced some of your
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  Speaker 1: favorite shows from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: and my own creation, the Love and Marriage franchise and
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  Speaker 1: Bell Collective. Every episode, we recap reality television from the
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  Speaker 1: Real Housewives franchise to The Bachelor or Selling Sunset. in
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  Speaker 1: addition to celebrity guests, whether in the unscripted space or
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  Speaker 1: scripted as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Raindrops.
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  Speaker 1: The Monday Night Live crew is headed to New York City.
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  Speaker 1: We have a live show on Sunday, September 20th, at
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  Speaker 1: the City Winery in New York City. That's right. Come
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  Speaker 1: see me, Carlos King, blue-centric Claudia Jordan, and Dustin Ross.
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  Speaker 1: live on stage in New York City, Sunday, September 20th,
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  Speaker 1: City Winery.
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  Speaker 2: Get your tickets at KingdomRaintInt.com. Hey, Raindrops.
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  Speaker 1: On today's episode of Reality with the King, oh, baby, oh, baby, oh, baby,
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  Speaker 1: we have to get into the season premiere of Roni, okay?
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  Speaker 1: When I say to you, Okay, let's have a real conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I've been very opinionated on the Roni reboot, okay? Been
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  Speaker 1: very opinionated on it. I am here, Raindrops, to tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys this, and I really do mean this. The
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  Speaker 1: season premiere of Roni was fantastic. Fantastic. Bitch, we're back.
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  Speaker 1: I got it. I said there, first of all, Carol,
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  Speaker 1: give me us Carrie Bradshaw tease. You have this superstar
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  Speaker 1: named Daisy, Hailey. You have Martha Stewart getting her makeup done.
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  Speaker 1: Looking at store-bought apple pie, talking about JFK. talking to
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  Speaker 1: him before he passed away. We had Aaron versus Cy
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  Speaker 1: and Jessel being sort of like OGs of the reboot.
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  Speaker 1: I gagged. I'm telling y'all right now, if you have
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  Speaker 1: not watched the season premiere of Roni, You are missing out.
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  Speaker 2: Go on Peacock right now and tune the in.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in. Carlos King is telling y'all I am validating
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  Speaker 1: the word on the street. Carlos King is saying the
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  Speaker 1: word on the street? Baby, that's the word. Roni's back.
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  Speaker 2: And it's good.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so let's get right into it. Like I said earlier, look,
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I was very, let's say opinionated.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say critical because, you know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: has a right to their opinion now. But the thing
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  Speaker 1: is this. I... I liked the first season of the reboot.
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  Speaker 1: Then it got weird the second season. I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just not into it. I was very honest about it.
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't into it. And I'm allowed to have
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  Speaker 1: my opinion. So this season, they got new girls. And
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  Speaker 1: these new girls have very strong personal story, okay?
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  Speaker 2: And Carol Raswell is back. You know, she's one of
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  Speaker 2: the vets from Roni.
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  Speaker 1: She's back. I enjoyed the opener, her giving Carrie brash
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  Speaker 1: all tees, narrating, you know, New York City. And it
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  Speaker 1: just made me fall back in love with New York City. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling y'all, I really did enjoy it. I loved it.
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  Speaker 2: So it opens up with a new cast member named Daisy. Okay, Daisy,
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  Speaker 2: first of all, gorge.
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  Speaker 1: Beautiful. Stunning.
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  Speaker 2: Okay? Daisy is Martha Stewart's makeup artist.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: She lives in a shoebox, child.
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  Speaker 1: Because look....
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  Speaker 2: Listen, it's New York City. And that's no shame.
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  Speaker 1: To live in the city of New York... New York
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  Speaker 1: is extremely expensive. So... Her apartment is the size of
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  Speaker 1: most of our bathrooms, okay? Bedrooms, closet, but.
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  Speaker 2: That's New York.
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  Speaker 1: And it doesn't indicate, obviously, you know, her means in
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  Speaker 1: terms of financial wealth, because we get to her shopping
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  Speaker 1: spree and how Ms.
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  Speaker 2: Mama's was going to spend $ 1, 500 on this jacket. Or
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  Speaker 2: was it $ 15, 000?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was $ 1, 500. 1500. You know, she got me
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  Speaker 1: and she travels around the world with Martha Stewart. Baby,
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  Speaker 1: when she opened up that closet, I mean her apartment,
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  Speaker 1: and baby, Martha Stewart walked in, I'm like, oh, y'all
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  Speaker 1: starting this shit off strong. Y'all really want us tuned in.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all said do not watch Earl Meets World on Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, I'm watching it.
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  Speaker 1: Let me know in the comments, okay, if y'all want
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  Speaker 1: me to recap Earl Meets World.
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  Speaker 2: It's an Alex Earl show on Netflix. I am watching it.
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  Speaker 1: I'll reserve my commentary only if y'all want me to
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  Speaker 1: recap it, okay?
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  Speaker 2: I won't tell y'all my thoughts until then.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, anywho, Martha Stewart arrived. And I'm like, this is
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  Speaker 1: a big deal. To get Martha D. Stewart on a
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  Speaker 1: reality show? Housewives? Oh, they are starting off with a bang,
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  Speaker 1: she banged Drake, okay? Bang, bang, Jessie J, Nicki Minaj,
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  Speaker 1: Ariana Grande, okay? She banged, she bangs Ricky Martin. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: a bang, all right? So Martha Stewart walks in and
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  Speaker 1: we learn that Daisy is her makeup artist, they travel
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  Speaker 1: the world together because Martha Stewart said, look, bitch, you
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  Speaker 1: will be a tax write-off, honey, because wherever I travel to,
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  Speaker 1: I'm there for work and I need this face beat, okay?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at you, Martha. So we learned that
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  Speaker 1: Daisy used to do makeup at Scores, a strip club
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  Speaker 1: in New York City. She made it very clear she
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  Speaker 1: wasn't a stripper, okay? She also made it clear that
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  Speaker 1: her and Psy met at scores. They were in their
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  Speaker 1: 20s being party girls and all of that. So we
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  Speaker 1: know that Daisy's coming in through Psy. In this conversation,
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  Speaker 1: Martha Stewart started talking about, you know, oh, so, you know,
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  Speaker 1: did I tell you that I knew JFK Jr.
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  Speaker 2: And she said.
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  Speaker 1: she had a meeting with him the Monday before the
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  Speaker 1: Friday when he passed away. Because at that time, she
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  Speaker 1: had the magazine Martha Stewart Living. And we all know
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  Speaker 1: that JFK Jr. had the magazine George. And if you
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  Speaker 1: watch Love Story, which is how they came up to
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  Speaker 1: talk about JFK to begin with, JFK Jr., excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: to begin with, You know that, unfortunately, the magazine, George,
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  Speaker 1: just wasn't doing well. So he met with Martha Stewart,
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  Speaker 1: because at that time, Martha Stewart living, honey, was living, honey. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: So he met with her.
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  Speaker 1: And then she says that he told her, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to Martha's Vineyard.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to be, you know, flying the plane.
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  Speaker 1: The pilots. And she's like, do you have a co-pilot?
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  Speaker 1: And he said no. And she did not think it
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  Speaker 1: was a good idea. And then we all know, unfortunately,
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  Speaker 1: what happened. But getting that level of information within five
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  Speaker 1: minutes of the fucking premiere, are you kidding me? 10
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  Speaker 1: out of a 10 just for that scene alone. I
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  Speaker 1: learned that Daisy and Psy were hot trying it, okay? Hop, scop,
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  Speaker 1: and a jump. At the strip club in the 20s
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  Speaker 1: in New York City. We learned so much in that
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  Speaker 1: one scene from Daisy. So I loved it, loved it,
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  Speaker 1: loved it. Speaking of Psy, Psy and Jessel are now besties.
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  Speaker 1: So if you've been watching the show since the reboot happened,
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  Speaker 1: you would know, and they should. this in the flashback,
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  Speaker 1: that Psy and Jessel were like always at odds. Because
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  Speaker 1: in my opinion, Jessel, don't take this the wrong way.
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  Speaker 1: I have an opinion, honey, and I'm going to use it.
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  Speaker 1: Aaron is right. I think Jaisal is thirsty. But if
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  Speaker 1: you've been an avid listener of Reality with the King,
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  Speaker 1: being thirsty as a reality star is not a bad thing.
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  Speaker 1: I think all reality stars are thirsty, right? The difference
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  Speaker 1: is being dehydrated. And then after dehydration is being in
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  Speaker 1: a coma. So, I do think Jessel is thirsty, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
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  Speaker 2: Now, is she bordering on the line of dehydration? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think she's fully dialed into it just yet,
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  Speaker 1: but she's definitely teetering through the line, child, in the
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  Speaker 1: dehydration department. So, Cy and Jessel now have this friendship.
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  Speaker 1: And Cy moved to Manhattan. You know, she was a
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  Speaker 1: Brooklyn girlie. What we saw for the past two seasons
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  Speaker 1: was Cy in love with her husband.
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  Speaker 2: Her husband's attractive. We thought he retired, honey.
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  Speaker 1: And pretty much the reason why Psy could afford all
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  Speaker 1: those Chanel bags was because, you know, he was funding
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  Speaker 1: everything else, child.
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  Speaker 2: That's the tea.
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  Speaker 1: But what we learn in this scene is that Psy
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  Speaker 1: is not happy in her relationship. And she admits that
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  Speaker 1: she kept it from everyone. And that was always the
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  Speaker 1: problem I had with the Roni reboot. Raindrops, y'all know this.
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  Speaker 1: I said last season, the problem with the Roni reboot,
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  Speaker 1: those girls aren't authentic. I smelled it, and that's why
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  Speaker 1: I stopped watching. I stopped watching it. From, what's her name?
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  Speaker 2: What's the girl's name that accused Uba of doing something egregious?
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  Speaker 1: Brianna? Brielle?
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  Speaker 2: What's her name? What's her name?
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  Speaker 1: Is it Brianna? Brynn. It's Brynn, right? Okay, Brynn.
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  Speaker 2: Child. Not Brielle Berman, honey. Okay, so Brynn. So then Brynn,
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  Speaker 2: you know, all of that, whatever. I can't even get
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  Speaker 2: to Brynn. Anyways, child.
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  Speaker 1: My point is, I knew those girls were not being authentic.
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  Speaker 1: Especially when they had that dumbass prank. Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't get into it. Anyways, so Psy admitted that.
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  Speaker 1: Although her and her husband drifted apart, they do nothing together, okay?
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  Speaker 2: Nothing.
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  Speaker 1: And said that he finally got a job and it's
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  Speaker 1: not enough.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm like, Jessa, like, hold on, boo-boo.
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  Speaker 1: We thought your man was taking care of you and
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  Speaker 1: the kids because you told us that.
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  Speaker 2: So you mean to.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me on the low, low, low, low, low, low, low,
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  Speaker 1: that you allegedly was taking care of a man who
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  Speaker 1: was sitting on the couch watching ESPN? HGTV, Reality with
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  Speaker 1: the King. I mean, what are we talking about here?
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  Speaker 1: These are things we need to know. Were you taking
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  Speaker 1: care of this man? And then admitted that you were
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  Speaker 1: projecting on Jessel and her marriage because yours weren't good. Now,
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  Speaker 1: while I appreciate Cy for being honest and I really
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  Speaker 1: felt the emotion through the screen, that's why, listen, a
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  Speaker 1: little Reality TV 101 factoid for the raindrops. Whenever you
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  Speaker 1: see a housewife talk so much shit about another housewife's marriage,
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  Speaker 1: she's projecting. Do with that information what you want. That's
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  Speaker 1: not even like a debate. I'm telling y'all right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's a fact. So I appreciated that Cy admitted that
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  Speaker 1: to Jessa. And we learned that Cy asked for a separation.
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  Speaker 1: This is Reality with the King, and I'm Carlos King.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get back into the show. The other thing I
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  Speaker 1: want y'all to know is this. 90% of the time,
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  Speaker 1: when a housewife joins the show, her marriage is in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just....
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  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you the teaboo.
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  Speaker 1: Unless your husband is Joe Gorga, a lot of these
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  Speaker 1: men do not want their wives on television.
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  Speaker 2: Unless your husband is Ken... Todd, honey. Lisa Vanderpump's husband.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of these husbands do not want to film.
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  Speaker 2: They just don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm not surprised just by statistics and facts that
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  Speaker 1: Cy got on TV and all of a sudden she's
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  Speaker 1: separated from her husband, moved to the city, living in
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  Speaker 1: a more expensive apartment with two kids. Now, y'all didn't
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  Speaker 1: hear this from me. because I ain't the one to gossip,
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  Speaker 1: however.com backslash org.
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  Speaker 2: Don't be surprised.
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  Speaker 1: If Psy's husband comes out by telling us he felt
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  Speaker 1: she changed the way that allegedly we're going to find
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  Speaker 1: out what happened between Angie Kay and her husband on
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: Nine times out of 10, these husbands feel like housewives,
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  Speaker 1: their wives being a housewife, meaning only on the housewife show,
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  Speaker 1: these husbands sometimes feel like the show changed them.
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  Speaker 2: So I would like to hear.
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  Speaker 1: From Sy's estranged husband to see what the tea is.
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  Speaker 1: But Sy, great scene. Her and Jessel are besties, honey.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll get to what happens when Aaron finds that
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  Speaker 1: out in a second. Okay. Hailey. Hailey, Hailey, Hailey. Hailey
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  Speaker 1: is interesting. She's vibrant. She's quirky. As the girl said
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  Speaker 1: on the show, she's kooky.
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  Speaker 2: I like her a lot. She is typical New York City.
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  Speaker 1: She gives me Lower East Side tea, cigarette in one hand.
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  Speaker 1: and a shot of Tito's in the other baby. That's
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  Speaker 1: what Haley gives me.
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  Speaker 2: She is high all the time. She is Snoop Dogg's
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  Speaker 2: white sister, honey. Okay?
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  Speaker 1: That's who she is. She's always high off her own supply.
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  Speaker 1: I think she listens to Snoop Dogg. I think she
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  Speaker 1: plays Death Row Records on rotation. Miss Thing only eats
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  Speaker 1: protein bars and drinks vodka, honey. And maybe some wine.
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  Speaker 1: The reason why her and Aaron could not get the
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  Speaker 1: wine open is because she doesn't use it. She has
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  Speaker 1: Tito's in her bra. She has Tito's in her purse.
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  Speaker 1: And she has Tito's in her drawer. Just like she
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  Speaker 1: got the protein bars in the oven, honey.
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  Speaker 2: Because she don't cook. But what she does cook is marijuana.
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  Speaker 1: I love her.
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  Speaker 2: Love her, love her, love her.
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  Speaker 1: So, she has a husband. That she's been with for
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  Speaker 1: 15 years. But. She said she has.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm going to butcher this. Because I kept rewinding it.
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  Speaker 1: Like what are you saying?
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  Speaker 2: Petit parade.
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  Speaker 1: Petit. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever she said. I didn't understand it.
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  Speaker 1: That's the black. As a black man. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if that's some shit. That the people say in New
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  Speaker 1: York City. I'm telling y'all right now. I've never heard
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  Speaker 1: of it. petite parade, parade, petite, petite, petite, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: But what she is saying is she also has like
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  Speaker 1: her own apartment outside of her husband where she gets
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  Speaker 1: to like do her thing. Because when her husband comes
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  Speaker 1: home to the house, he doesn't like clean dishes or
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  Speaker 1: clean the house and wash his clothes and all that shit.
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  Speaker 1: And she's a neat freak. So all of that is
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  Speaker 1: what we learn. Um, But the tea is this. So
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  Speaker 1: y'all remember the show John and Kate Plus 8, honey,
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  Speaker 1: on TLC. So I didn't know this. So allegedly, they're
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  Speaker 1: saying that Hailey was like a homewrecker, the alleged mistress.
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  Speaker 1: But she denies it and said that's not true. Fascinating
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  Speaker 1: by that. Like, that's fascinating. I'm fascinated by it. She
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  Speaker 1: also admits to being with women. She dates women and
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  Speaker 1: she brought up a story to Aaron how she dated
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  Speaker 1: a girl who used a dildo on her, but the
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  Speaker 1: girl's double D breast broke her nose. Now look, I'm gay.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a gold star. I have never been with a woman.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have any desire to be with one. I
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  Speaker 1: don't see the big deal.
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  Speaker 2: Double Ds or not, I am doubly not interested.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. But I know enough about.
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  Speaker 2: The female anatomy.
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  Speaker 1: To know that I don't understand how a woman's breast
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  Speaker 1: can break someone's nose. Unless you had something else in
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  Speaker 1: your hands while her breast was in your face, whether
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  Speaker 1: it was a pipe for you to smoke, your Tito's
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  Speaker 1: bottles that you forgot you had in your bra. I
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  Speaker 1: don't believe for a second that some woman's double D's
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  Speaker 1: broke your nose. Don't start no shit with this lying.
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  Speaker 1: We are getting over that with these girls. I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear it. So Haley, I love you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: start this shit. We are now getting back to authenticity
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  Speaker 1: and And that story alone raised my eyebrow. Okay?
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  Speaker 2: But I still like you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. So in this episode two, we learned that
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  Speaker 1: Jessel is throwing a Lunar New Year party.
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  Speaker 2: It's a Chinese holiday.
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  Speaker 1: And we learned that Erica is a new cast member.
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  Speaker 1: Erica is gorgeous. She is married to a billionaire.
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 1: She got married in Egypt. Miss Thing wore a gold
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  Speaker 1: Tom Ford dress that she rented. I love the honesty
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  Speaker 1: because that's what these girls do, boo. They like to
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  Speaker 1: rent a dress. Some of these girls nowadays rent boyfriends, okay?
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  Speaker 1: And we'll see that on the upcoming season of another show,
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  Speaker 1: but I digress.
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  Speaker 2: The thing is this.
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  Speaker 1: This is so interesting because we get to really get
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  Speaker 1: to have an understanding of real wealth. Because New York
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  Speaker 1: City is like the richest city in the world. And
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  Speaker 1: eight times out of 10, a very wealthy New Yorker is.
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  Speaker 2: Not going to put their life on television. They just
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  Speaker 2: don't need it.
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  Speaker 1: And they also don't want their business to be out there.
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  Speaker 2: And I respect it. But Erica's on the show.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband wasn't there, which made me concerned. And this
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  Speaker 1: is my concern, too, about Haley. I'm wondering if we're
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  Speaker 1: not going to get the husbands this season. Or ever.
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  Speaker 2: I'm curious about that. So let's keep that in mind.
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  Speaker 1: So... At the party, we're learning that Jessel and Aaron
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  Speaker 1: have an issue, and Jessel is sort of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: anticipating Aaron coming. So Jessel and her bestie, Cy, they're
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  Speaker 1: talking to Hailey, and Hailey puts her foot in her
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  Speaker 1: mouth twice. Maybe that's how you broke your nose. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: when you and that girl with the big breasts, who,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, the alleged girl, well, not.
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  Speaker 2: Alleged girl, I do believe a girl was intimate with her.
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  Speaker 1: But the woman who allegedly broke her nose with her breasts,
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  Speaker 1: she was at the party. So I don't think we're
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  Speaker 1: going to get Hailey's husband.
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  Speaker 2: I think we're going to get her women. So she
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: was there.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And her breasts did not look like they were made
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: out of steel. So, um.
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: Not sure what's going on there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: But anyways, Hailey puts her foot in her mouth, which
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: is maybe how she broke her nose because maybe she
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: had the girl's foot in her mouth when she was
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: downtown eating oysters.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: Use your imagination.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Okay. So she's talking to Psy and Jessel. And she's asking,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you know, Jessel about like, yeah, I heard you had like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: you're on IVF, something with IVF. And Jessel's like, who
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: told you that? Well, Aaron mentioned to me, well, what
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: did Aaron say? She's like, oh shit, moving on. And
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: then she tells Sy, how are you? Because I know
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you're going through something. You're going through a lot.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: Sy said, who told you that?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: And Aaron's like, well, fuck. Aaron tells me everything, apparently.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: Because one thing that we learned in the scene between
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Sy and Jessel, Sy doesn't want people to know. And
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: the only person she told us she told was Aaron.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: So Psy's like, is Aaron telling my business? So this
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: is when the juice happened. So Jessel confronts Aaron because
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: apparently at the Ultimate Girls Trip Bluestone Manor finale that
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Dorinda hosted, all the housewives of New York City, Rhode Island,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and I think Jersey was there, So, apparently, which, by
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: the way, shout out to the editors for playing the audio.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: It's the same show that produced Ultimate Girls Trip. So,
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: they have the footage. So smart.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: So, Jeff was like, yeah, I heard you called me fake, thirsty,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: and evil. And, baby, they flashed back to two out
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of the three things she said. Then... Jessel and her
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: confessionals played a voice memo from Chanel Ayan from Dubai Housewives.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: And baby Chanel, her accent spilled all the tea, honey.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Word on the street, which I didn't know this, was
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: apparently Uba and Chanel are related. And we all know
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that Uba and Jessel are close. So maybe Chanel felt
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: loyal to Jessel. Jessel to tell her all the shit
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: talking that Aaron said. Now, one thing I will give Aaron,
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Aaron at least owned it. She said, I'm not denying
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: that I talk shit about you.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: That's what we do. She even said, look, it's housewives.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: We talk shit about each other. She said, I just
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: want to know who told you. I'm like, Aaron, that's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: why I fuck with you. I like Aaron a whole lot.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Because in my opinion, I think Aaron is the face
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of the reboot. My opinion so far Whatever. Y'all may disagree,
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: but I think the face is Erin.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: No shade.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I do.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's her show. She's a force multiplier.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: To me. But we'll see what Daisy, Hayley, and Erica bring.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: But so far, I always say, oh, the show is Erin's.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: And I know some of y'all think it's Jessel. I
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: do agree with Erin. I think Jessel being a publicist,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: I think she allegedly... No.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Shade, Jessel. I love you too.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: But... It's plausible by you being a publicist, you have
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: connections with so many news magazines and fucking bloggers and
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: journalists and content creators and brands and bots. So no shade.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: I think Jetson allegedly did all those things. Allegedly. And
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: no shade. Still love you, Jetson. But I'm on Aaron's
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: side in this one.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: So Aaron owned it because Chanel Ion pretty much confirmed it.
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: Via the voice memo. Aaron feels like this.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Jessel, if you were that mad, because this is what
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Aaron was trying to say without saying it, you know,
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: by breaking the fourth wall and exposing like the show.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Aaron felt like this.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Jessel, you've been sitting on this For how many months?
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And you waited until cameras were up to bring this
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: up to me instead of calling me in the moment.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: I'm on Jess's side with this. I believe the cardinal
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: rule is when you sign on to do a reality show,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: everything needs to be on camera. So that way, us
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: as viewers, we get what we paid for. You know
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: how expensive Peacock is, bitch? I want all you girls
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: to wait until cameras are rolling. We're in a recession.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Just saying. So, I'm on Jessa's side, Aaron. Sorry. Jessa
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: did the right thing as the housewife. No, bitch. I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: going to wait until we got these cameras rolling. And
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: she did her job and I loved it.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: So, Aaron's like, ugh, Cy, I mean, if you heard
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I was talking shit about you, wouldn't you call me?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: And Cy was like, I mean, I would for sure
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: because that's how psych is down. And that's when Jessa said, oh,
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: you want to like, Go there, bitch. Okay.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Well, let's talk about it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: So, Psy. She said that she and Jessa... Jessa says
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that Psy and her are close and she does trust her.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Aaron was gagged and was like, wait, hold up, hold up,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: hold up.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Because what we saw from the past three seasons.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: was that Psy and Aaron were close. So Aaron's gag like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: excuse me? All of a sudden you guys are close?
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: What's tea? And then Psy's like, yeah. And then Aaron's like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: so you trust her? You trust her? Intimating that bitch.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: You and I both talk shit about her behind closed doors.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: We all know this is what she does. She's a publicist.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: So you mean to tell me Y'all are besties now?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: And Cy is like, well, you know, I'm just saying that,
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: you know, we are close and I do trust her.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: And baby, that's when your girl had enough. And Aaron
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: started to pop off And Jelsa said, bitch, leave my party.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: So much so, she had the owner of the club
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: tap Aaron on the shoulder and left.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: And said, you need to leave.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: And she left. And I was like, oh, this shit
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: is about to get messy. And baby, I am here
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: for all of it. Listen, that premiere, no cap, as
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: the young kids would say. I enjoyed it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: I will give it an A.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I enjoyed it. I really did. It was... I'm here
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: for it, guys. I really enjoyed it. So... If you
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: haven't watched it, please watch it. I know I really
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: haven't recapped Roni reboot in a while. I did it
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: maybe once or twice last season. I'm telling y'all, the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Roni reboot is back and you guys should be watching it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: So Raindrops, if you watch it, let me know in
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the comments. If you haven't, watch it and then come
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: back to me.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And guess what?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: As of now, as of now, Roni, y'all got me.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: And I will be recapping it every week. Congratulations.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: Bitch.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Rony. Reboot.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: It's back.
• 31:36
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• 31:40
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• 31:43
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• 31:46
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• 31:48
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• 31:55
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• 31:57
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