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Corn On The Cob Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.11.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. This next headline, I'm going to preface
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  it by saying this. So, that Carmelo Anthony that
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  starts with a K. K -A -R -M -E -L -O, the murderer
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  out of Texas. Do I think... Carmelo Anthony should
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  have been found guilty, of course. But the kid
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  that he murdered was not innocent. They got into
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  an altercation. But why are you bringing a knife
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  to attract me? And here's what I'm going to say.
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  I think our country is getting really separated
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  race wise because. It's kind of sad that Carmelo
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  Anthony threw his whole life away. He's getting
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  35 years. He'll get out when he's 54. But, I
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  mean, my mom will be 103 when he gets out. That's
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  in a long time. 104. Hopefully. 35 years. That
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  is 20... 61. But he murdered somebody. And I
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  absolutely despise and I absolutely hate that
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  it turned in the race. Because I see in the comment
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  section and stuff like, oh, if he was mayonnaise,
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  he'd get away with it. He murdered somebody!
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  The arguments are underway in Carmelo Anthony's
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  trial and his... Oh, you have to beep out the
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  word murder? That is so pussified. I wish some
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  of these pages, like TMZ, Hollywood School...
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  No, rest in peace to Hollywood School Bills like
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  seven years ago. Hollywood Life. Shannon. My
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  mixtapes, all these Instagram pages I go to.
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  I wish they would just fight the algorithm and
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  just still type in the words that are offensive
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  and still say them. Because the algorithm wouldn't
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  hide that. But you gotta bow down to the algorithm
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  in this. His defense team says the teen had no
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  choice but to defend himself when Austin Metcalf
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  confronted him at a Texas high school track meet.
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  Defense attorney Mike Howard told the jury Austin
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  had no legal right to put his hands on Carmelo.
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  Okay. So you tackle him to the ground. and pin
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  him there until a teacher comes. Mm -hmm. That
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  doesn't mean you murder somebody. Or use force
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  to remove him from the tent they were under.
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  Also, why do you have a knife at a track meet?
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  At the Texas high school track meet. Damn. We'll
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  have more info about that later on. 856 -49 -Hobby.
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  That's 856 -494 -6773. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Let's
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  talk about this abortion lady. Jesse Ridgway
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  is claiming his wife, Ashley Ridgway's family,
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  urged her to leave him over their pregnancy termination.
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  Yeah, if you watch the video of her talking about
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  the abortion, she doesn't really have the face
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  that she's as proud of it as that loser. What's
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  your name, McNugget Jugger or something? You're
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  a douche. The YouTuber known online as McJuggerNuggets.
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  Yeah, even worse. June 4th, he and his wife made
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  the decision to terminate their pregnancy. Yeah,
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  because the kid was going to be mentally challenged.
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  I thought their dad was. No wonder the kid was
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  mentally challenged. McNuggets is too. To the
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  fetus testing positive for trisomy 21, the chromosomal
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  condition that causes Down syndrome. In a sad
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  way. Hear me out. People don't always hear me
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  out. But in kind of a sad way, it's like almost
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  better off because they would have been such
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  horrible parents. And in a June 8th Instagram
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  post, Jesse claims in addition to the public
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  backlash, his wife's family is accusing him of
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  abuse and brainwashing her as well as giving
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  her ultimatums she needs to leave him immediately.
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  I will say he does look like an abuser because
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  he's a loser. You look at him, he just looks
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  like a twat. He writes after her procedure, my
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  parents drop off an extremely thoughtful gift
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  basket and show unconditional love and support.
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  Meanwhile, her family has been nowhere. To make
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  the family business public, I go, fuck yourself.
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  You make all men look bad. You 2009 hair loser.
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  Is Jesse Ridgway talking about it? What is all
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  that? all this stuff for you. It's her laying
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  in bed. What is it? Oh, I see cookies. Oh, my
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  God. This thing's crazy. It's like a whole basket
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  of cookies and a dog sniffing it. Pistols, popcorn.
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  Is this your parents? She is mentally ill. Mm
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  -hmm. She is definitely a victim. Not just crying.
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  She needs to leave this. She needs to leave this,
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  Liz. That's really sweet. Rest and relax. Rest
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  and relax. I'm interested in these cookies. Yeah,
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  you haven't really eaten much. No, but my appetite
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  is coming back. I am riveting stuff. Doesn't
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  it make you feel terrible? You're a hardworking
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  average Joe listening to me and those morons
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  have money. Doesn't that make you mad? No, it's
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  a side chick. I do not like that people report
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  her as if she's not one. She's the definition
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  of a career side chick. Look at her! Look at
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  her! Shortly before her breakup, Wicked co -star
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  Ethan Slater would have thought a relationship
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  that began on infidelity wouldn't work. was made
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  public on June 8th. The Grammy winner changes
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  the lyrics to her song Thank U, Next during the
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  opening night of her Eternal Sunshine tour. Oh,
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  the Eternal Sunshine! When I think of sunshine,
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  I think of a side chick. Alluding to her 2023
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  divorce from Dalton Gomez, as well as her parents'
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  once -fractured relationship. As seen in a video
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  posted to X on June 7th, the singer slightly
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  tweaks the bridge of her song, in which she typically
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  sings, One day I'll walk down the aisle holding
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  hands with my mama. I'll be thanking my dad because
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  she grew from the drama. I remember that. Instead,
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  Ariana touches on how her parents doesn't have
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  a dirty rotten head and amicably moved on from
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  their 2002 divorce. Singing, we all grew from
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  the drama. Yeah, you definitely are a drama queen!
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  You love her. And while the next line was, only
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  want to do it once real bad, gonna make that
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  s*** last, Ariana opts to not sing that part
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  and gives the audience a knowing look as she
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  laughs. She should make a line about being on
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  Ozempic. Mm -hmm. And here's the final letter.
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  That hot piece of s***. Wow, my voice just echoed
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  in this room. Yeah, here she is saying that Tom
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  Brady should date her. Luna. So, I don't know
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  if you saw this. Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater,
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  they've broken up. your reaction i um saw this
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  online and i hope she moves on to better prospects
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  it's a better pro what about what about him you
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  know you should dare to do i mean he is like
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  they are two big fish in a very big world so
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  i think they'll be okay that's a very strange
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  one so thank you next thank you that is what
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  you're saying god i would rock who do you like
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  i believe that's a great What of hers? Well,
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  she's from Florida. Yeah. You're... Floridian.
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  Yes. One of the cooler vibes. Okay, exactly.
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  So maybe who would you like to see her with?
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  If you were in her shoes and you were moving
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  on from SpongeBob, where do you think? Tom Brady's
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  single, isn't he? The problem is Tom Brady's
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  not married and that's not how she moves. I don't
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  even know what I want to talk about first. I'm
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  like overwhelmed by all the crap I hear. But
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  then when I'm done with the show, I'm real proud
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  of myself. I do want to say this. This is something
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  I thought about last night. For people that are
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  in Tampa Bay, you would get this reference. I
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  was on Kennedy Boulevard. I was heading to Tampa
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  Bay. And I went on the exit that takes you towards
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  the thing that is known as Tampa. You go left.
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  If you go right, you go to St. Pete. And when
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  I first moved here, I loved when you would either
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  get off at Gandy or get on at Gandy. You would
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  see the trees. It was like a video game. And
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  I remember my ex's grandpa told me there used
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  to be all these trees. And this is when he told
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  me in 2017. Rest in peace, dude. He told me there
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  were all these trees that were in St. Pete and
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  they were getting knocked down. And now... I
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  see the tree is gone on, like, 275, and I'm like,
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  man, like, I don't know. I don't know what to
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  say. This is dead, dude. I get you have to make
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  more money for toll lanes, but, God, it's the
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  trees. Even the trees, like, when you get out
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  at 275 from the Howard Franklin and West Shore,
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  it's just becoming so different. Because I moved
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  here in 2015. and my listeners are in Rochester,
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  New York, and Cleveland, Chicago, and the Valley
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  in California, and San Francisco, and Fresno,
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  so you might not know what I'm talking about,
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  but it's like, damn, dude, can we save the trees?
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  I think being in St. Pete for 11 years has made
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  me into a bit of a hippie. I definitely smoke
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  enough to be one. And the other thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that
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  I moved here in 2015. So I moved here before
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  everyone else did. And what do I mean by that?
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  I saw the old Tampa Bay beginning to change.
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  But it did not change fully until about 2021
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  when everybody from the Northeast was like, oh,
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  I'm going to move here. Oh, yeah. You're hating
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  it. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs,
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  your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,
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  aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to
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  Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know it is right.
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  Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,
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  and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back
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  to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,
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  now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's gonna start.
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  Okay, well, hit it. All right. Boom. Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only
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  on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. My frickin' inbox
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  blew up! I like to read these comments. I'll
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  be 90 and enjoying it when Carmelo Anthony gets
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  out. These are messages about my Carmelo Anthony
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  video, K -A -R. The kid went there looking to
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  stab someone. It's first -degree murder. This
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  POS got off easy. Should've got the death sentence.
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  It has nothing to do with race. He killed someone.
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  Okay, punch him. Don't stab him. Just beat the
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  crap out of him. I got on my Carmelo Anthony
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  video, and it's awesome. How are you? I'm doing
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  good, man. That frickin' Knicks game last night
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  was pop dog. Now, as you all know, people in
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  Illinois probably hate that I keep bringing it
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  up. Freshman year of Jalen Brunson's year in
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  2012. He scored 36 points or something on my
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  friends. Maybe not that many, but on my friends
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  that were running their mouth about how the Hersey
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  Huskies were going to beat Stevenson to rich
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  school. I nodded off. And then he won at Villanova.
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  He won a championship with Stevenson and it looks
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  like he's about to win a championship with the
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  Knicks. Oh my God. I mean, to me, the Knicks
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  are like the everyday team for like the everyday
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  hardworking average Joe because New York City
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  works hard. And it's so sad not seeing the everyday
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  average Joe at the game. Seeing Jerry Seinfeld
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  and John McEnroe and Larry David act like they
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  care. They don't know any players on the team.
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  Probably think Larry Ewing's on the team if they
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  were to call it that. Mm -hmm. And you got Taylor
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  Swift who was at a Cavs game last year. And she
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  was a Philadelphia fan. No, she's a Knicks fan.
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  Oh, she's the worst. I don't dislike her. Mm
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  -hmm. But just seeing her like rooting for the,
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  it was just like, everything's about you. About
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  you. I just find everything she does very, I
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  don't know, fake. And I know the Swifties will
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  not like that. But she doesn't care about the
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  team. She's looking for attention. It sucks because
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  I'm rooting for the Knicks because of Jalen Brunson.
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  And because Wimpy's just such a bitch, dude.
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  How are you not in the paint? With four seconds
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  left when Jalen Brunson shot that shot and missed
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  it and then RJ tipped it in. How is Wemby not
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  there grabbing the rebound? That's what winners
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  do, Wemby. Tim Duncan. They grabbed the rebound.
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  The problem is, and this might just be me becoming
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  an old head. I prefer head. No, but it might
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  just be me getting older, but just grab the rebound.
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  Man, it really makes you appreciate what Shaq
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  brought. I know every offseason Shaq got out
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  of shape, but once the playoffs come, he was
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  good to go, and his career could have been longer,
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  but he was so fat. But Shaq really is one of
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  the greatest players ever because he was not
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  afraid to get contact in the paint. Same with
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  Tim Duncan. Same with Kevin Rudd. I'm drinking
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  my Mountain Dew mixed out of the Yeti cup. No,
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  but I don't know, man. Wemby's weird. Wemby wants
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  to be like Kevin Durant. I don't think he wants
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  to get bruised in the paint. But that's causing
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  your team to lose. When the Knicks came back
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  from 29 down, they freaking shot like eight threes.
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  And that's the problem with the Stephen Curry
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  era. As much as I adore Stephen Curry, as much
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  as he is my hero because everyone said he wouldn't
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  make it, you got to think he's going to make
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  us feel old. He was drafted 17 years ago. Wemby's
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  22. Now he's five. 17 plus five is 22. So his
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  whole life he's seen players shoot threes. He
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  barely remembers the Tim Duncan era. He was like,
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  I don't know, 10. He needs to just do what Tim
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  Duncan did. He needs like a skyhook shot. I don't
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  understand this. Dude, you're 7 '4", 7 '5". You
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  need to hit the gym too, man. You get bossed
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  around in the paint. He knows he gets bossed
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  around in the paint, so that's why he shoots
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  threes. And what is it, De 'Aaron, De 'Andre
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  Fox, whatever that idiot's name? Mm -hmm. What
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  are you doing going for the layup with 14? Do
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  you not believe in your free throw shooting skills?
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  Because they would have had to, you know, follow
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  you. And then if you shoot two free throws, you
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  got to get a three to go into overtime and not
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  just one point or two points, rather, because
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  they were down one. What are you doing? Mm -hmm.
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  Even that last shot. I mean, it was just idiotic.
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  It was bad basketball. This Mitch guy. Let me
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  look it up. Coach of Spurs name. Mitch Johnson.
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  I was going to say Mitch Robinson, but I have
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  to play for the Knicks. This guy is getting outcoached.
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  Mike Brown has been to the NBA Finals before.
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  With the 2007 Cleveland Cavaliers. That lost
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  to the Spurs. And so this was his second time
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  going against the Spurs in the playoffs. And
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  he won a championship as a backup coach for the
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  Golden State Warriors. And he is really showing.
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  As Jalen Brunson said on TV, and we'll play some
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  of it later, he literally said you just got to
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  keep chipping away. Two points here, a three
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  point here. That's winning basketball. Even though
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  they were down 29, the biggest comeback ever
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  in the playoffs and finals. They kept chipping
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  away. He said it was like a base hit in baseball.
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  Just keep getting the points. And that's why
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  I'm rooting for the Knicks. As annoying as all
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  the celebrities are, that's brilliant basketball.
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  That's how it's supposed to be played. Because
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  Jalen Brunson is going to be 30 in August. So
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  he kind of grew up watching Jordan. Maybe not
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  quite Jordan, but he grew up. His dad played
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  in that era. You know, he was watching Kobe.
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  He has kind of the Kobe mindset. That's why I'm
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  rooting for you, Jalen. And he made the kids
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  that made fun of me cry. It was amazing. Mm -hmm.
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  I see what's going on. Here is Akon revealing
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  to Andrew Schultz how much money he makes in
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  music royalties. And me, if the record is a hit,
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  the financial part is automatic. It's just going
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  to happen. If a hit record is going to generate
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  money, no matter how you read it. For those of
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  us who have no fucking clue, what does a hit
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  record generate? It pays the bills. Of course.
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  Answer the question, dead. Is it? Can you tell
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  us like what it will be? Depending on how big
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  the record could be. Like you got some records.
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  You know, smack that. Made him a lot of money.
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  That literally, because, okay, prime example.
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  Let's say smack that. Let's say smack that for
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  instance, right? I can't tell you the exact number,
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  but I can tell you that that record, I'll be
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  getting paid for that record for the rest of
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  my life. Are we talking about like? Like royalty
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  checks. No, of course, of course. So he goes
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  on to say. It can go up to $200 ,000 a quarter.
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  It's kind of humble of Akon to not just say the
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  whole number. Alex Kipper. Says she's ready to
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  be a mom. I remember the exact night. I remember
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  telling Matt, we were in the hot tub. We were
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  having one of like our whiskey nights. Oh yeah.
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  You know, that's the naughty night. And I just
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  looked at him and I said, we have had such an
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  incredible time of pouring into our relationship.
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  building a strong foundation, being with our
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  family. Now that my family's out in LA, we spend
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  so much time with them. And literally all I can
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  think about, the only thing that feels like it's
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  truly missing right now - Is salmon. Is a child
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  and starting our own family together. And I have
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  never felt more ready because I think we both
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  felt so together and so unified. All right, you're
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  definitely unified when you have sex. Mm -hmm.
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  Oh, man. It's so weird. It's like a single guy
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  that comes to me. Now, when I get laid, it's
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  all about the pleasure. But, you know, when they're
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  making love, they're about a mission. I'm making
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  a human being. For me, it's all about getting
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  my rocks off. It's just a different tone. So
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  it is. He's one of my favorite porn stars. You
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  know, the algorithm knows I'm a slut. What odd
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  is is far enough. Phoenix Marie says she's dated
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  people outside porn, including an NFL player.
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  Someone else in the industry. I dated someone
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  outside the industry. For sure, for three years.
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  She's got a nice chest. Three years, three years,
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  like kind of in that cusp area. You know, again,
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  on and off. I love that you're in porn. I hate
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  that you're in porn. I love that you're in porn.
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  I hate that you're in porn. And I'm like, listen,
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  you're not fucking enough other people, so this
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  is not going to work out. All right, whatever,
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  man. It's really not that deep. Unless when it's
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  deep. Not that deep, dude. You up socks for 11.
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  And yeah, kind of saving the road by making us
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  feel good when we're lonely and single. You know
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  what I think the art of is being missed? The
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  art of saying, I don't think it's going to work
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  out. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  no, no. Not talking about a locked down relationship.
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  Talking about talking to a girl for like four
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  months. And just texting and saying, hey, it
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  was good to see you. I just don't think we connect
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  emotionally. I think we're just on different
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  paths. I mean, I don't know. Just elder millennial
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  girls do it. But you know who doesn't do it?
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  Gen Z women. They just ghost and hide behind
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  Snapchat. And pretend they don't see them. I
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  don't see them. Where is he? bitch no no no but
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  I mean it's like dude do you have any credibility
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  not much I mean I'm not asking for all the credibility
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  I'm just saying do you have any here is a barstool
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  podcast um I don't know which one it is, but
• 24:24
  they say sluts like when it's not boring. Savannah
• 24:27
  and I were talking about like, why do we go for
• 24:30
  specific men that we know either like they're
• 24:35
  going to cheat or we know they're going to be
• 24:37
  shady. Cause you have daddy issues. And we're
• 24:40
  going to be shady. And it's this like constant
• 24:42
  game. Anyone listening that's like confused by
• 24:45
  this. It's like, there's something so fun about
• 24:49
  fuck boys. If. Man, this is not a woman you want
• 24:54
  to wife down. Whoever she is. You like to play
• 24:56
  the game. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
• 25:01
  Yes, I know. I said I retired from dance. But
• 25:07
  at the same time, I'm like, I don't know. You
• 25:10
  know how like, what's his name? Aaron Donald
• 25:13
  is retired from the Rams. But Miles Garrett is
• 25:17
  trying to get him to come back. Yeah, that's
• 25:21
  kind of where I'm at. It's like, if it happens,
• 25:23
  like it happened last weekend, it was nice, it
• 25:26
  was pleasurable. Again, the girl ghosted on me.
• 25:29
  Gave me the ride of my life, but the girl ghosted
• 25:32
  on me. Just tell me we're not, I just don't,
• 25:35
  I don't understand. I know I'm not for everybody.
• 25:40
  I get it. I'm a jackass. But I'm also a nice
• 25:46
  guy. Mm -hmm. Kind of reminds me of this line
• 25:53
  from the song, I'm the shit, by Fatal. Give me
• 25:57
  a second. It kind of reminds me of this. One
• 26:00
  second. Right here. Bingo! You mean me in person
• 26:20
  is a really nice guy. Yeah, that's mean. But
• 26:24
  it is what it is, man. You don't smell that shit?
• 26:29
  I do. My God, the bathroom's up again. What do
• 26:34
  we got here with Jedediah? I always have a hard
• 26:36
  time saying that name. It's such a weird name.
• 26:41
  Jedediah. The woman who used to be on The View,
• 26:45
  who her bio is fired by corporate media for speaking
• 26:49
  the truth. That means you're a jackass. She says
• 26:54
  there is absolutely nothing wrong with a man
• 26:56
  who expects his wife to have sex with him. If
• 26:58
  you're married and you're not sleeping with your
• 26:59
  man, there's something wrong. Oh, yeah. Right?
• 27:02
  He should be pointing that out. I think there
• 27:06
  is a disconnect lately. I think people are less
• 27:08
  slutty and less having sex. Because there's a
• 27:12
  lot more ways to get dopamine. Mm -hmm. I think
• 27:18
  there's a disconnect where if you're not having
• 27:22
  sex with your significant other, you're just
• 27:25
  roommates. And if you have kids, you're just
• 27:32
  co -parents. This is what I've told to other
• 27:36
  relationships I've had. Have sex? Mm -hmm. Have
• 27:45
  a discussion about how that conversation should
• 27:47
  happen or what it should look like, but there's
• 27:49
  something wrong. Okay? What do you want him to
• 27:53
  do? And the question was, do you want him to
• 27:54
  go elsewhere? All right, there you go. There
• 27:57
  is something wrong. There definitely is a disconnect.
• 28:00
  I don't know if it was the Me Too movement, which
• 28:02
  is fine. It was good. But it also is overused
• 28:07
  a little bit. Some people exploit it. Mm. Soulja
• 28:12
  Boy says to DDG, y 'all gonna jump now when I
• 28:17
  up the Draco don't say nothing. I don't know
• 28:19
  what that means. I usually can read hip hop and
• 28:22
  that makes no sense. LeBron said he's listening
• 28:27
  to J. Cole right now. And you know, all the brownie
• 28:30
  kiss asses are like, I gotta listen to J. Cole
• 28:35
  now to be like the GOAT. The one with the under
• 28:37
  500 record in the finals. Charleston White goes
• 28:42
  off on Julio Filio. There is no way to say Julio
• 28:49
  Filio then. Julio Filio. Charleston White goes
• 28:53
  off on Julio Filio's killers for crying in court.
• 28:58
  Disappointed in yellow niggas. High yellow niggas
• 29:00
  with good hair with waves in they motherfucking
• 29:02
  head. You was more deadly than anybody. The good
• 29:07
  homeboy. This douchebag's wearing himself on
• 29:10
  the front of his shirt. He really was kind of
• 29:23
  ugly. It's that rapper talk where they're so
• 29:29
  high and cuddly. Speaking of... Somebody I would
• 29:37
  describe as... Donald Trump says he's not concerned
• 29:44
  about the inflation numbers. He says, I love
• 29:47
  the inflation. What a loser! No, I love it. The
• 30:01
  numbers were great. You know what I really love?
• 30:06
  I love the inflation. You know why? Because as
• 30:08
  soon as this war is over, you know, I can say
• 30:11
  it now. Something you didn't know. Do you know
• 30:14
  we've been taking out millions of barrels of
• 30:17
  oil? I don't think he knows business. He's a
• 30:22
  nepo baby. Oh, man. It's gonna be talking about
• 30:33
  true crime documentaries. A little bit more free
• 30:36
  time. I've been watching true crime. Oh man,
• 30:40
  that is good for women to watch it. You can watch
• 30:44
  what you want. Your body or whatever you're saying.
• 30:48
  But it makes them think all men are bad. When
• 30:52
  we're not. Documentaries and I'm gonna tell you
• 30:54
  something. Y 'all bitches been doing too much
• 30:56
  over the... Nah, I ain't gonna lie to you. I
• 30:59
  might get into a little scuffle with some niggas.
• 31:03
  You know what I'm saying? I'm not a cop, dude.
• 31:04
  We're out of here. I had to get out of there.
• 31:11
  Blueface said he would stop cheating on women
• 31:13
  if his favorite actress, Lizzie Ray McCoy, gave
• 31:16
  him a chance. Blueface is the only guy who can
• 31:23
  get away with saying this while having the Chase
• 31:24
  logo of the bank on your face. He's there at
• 31:33
  this, like, gala. The actress is right in front
• 31:36
  of him. You know how she went and touched him
• 31:38
  with a 10 -foot pole. That's the Walgreens logo
• 31:49
  between his eyes. What a loser. Yeah, you know,
• 31:56
  that's a ringing endorsement. You say it a little
• 32:00
  too much. Here's a woman describing. Here's a
• 32:07
  woman describing. Oh, geez. God damn it. These
• 32:10
  Twitter videos do this thing where you can't
• 32:11
  pause it. Now I can't. She's confirming what
• 32:14
  to do. If a girl doesn't confirm a date. Say
• 32:17
  you're really into this girl and she does this
• 32:19
  annoying thing where she doesn't want to hang
• 32:21
  out. Confirm an actual date or plan. She's just
• 32:24
  really fucking flaky. What's wild is you have
• 32:27
  more control over that than you fucking think.
• 32:29
  So we're all collective consciousness. You are
• 32:32
  manifesting this to happen in your life because
• 32:34
  you are ready to level up and not play this same
• 32:37
  fucking video game level anymore. If you don't
• 32:39
  want to keep dating girls that maybe aren't that
• 32:41
  into you, it's coming in. I don't know, man.
• 32:46
  I went on a date on Monday and the girl's like,
• 32:47
  what are you looking for? I'm like, oh no! I
• 32:51
  feel like I've been there and I've done that.
• 32:53
  Tony! Tony! One second, let me get Tony. Say
• 33:01
  you're really into this girl and she does this
• 33:02
  annoying thing where she doesn't want to hang
• 33:04
  out. Confirm an actual date or plan. She's just
• 33:08
  really fucking crazy. What's wild is you have
• 33:10
  more control over that than you fucking think.
• 33:12
  So we're all collective consciousness. You are
• 33:15
  manifesting this to happen in your life because
• 33:18
  you are ready to level up and not play this same
• 33:20
  fucking video. Yeah, I don't know. I just think
• 33:23
  there's this lack of communication. I saw a Joe
• 33:26
  Rogan clip of, um, Joe Rogan talking to some
• 33:31
  dude who was saying that women and men in the
• 33:35
  Gen Z group have never been more separated. And
• 33:37
  I kind of agreed with him. 8 -5 -6, 49 happy.
• 33:42
  One of my favorite porn stars, Julianne. She's
• 33:46
  talking about that the porn business always has
• 33:51
  rumors. Like the comic community! And they were
• 33:54
  pretty tough. And in fact, they... They loved
• 33:58
  rumors. I don't know if you remember this, but
• 33:59
  they loved any publicity was good publicity.
• 34:03
  And so they would literally say vile things for
• 34:06
  publicity. It was like the weirdest thing. And
• 34:08
  they would just pit the girls against each other
• 34:10
  for publicity. It was so strange. I mean, you
• 34:14
  guys take back shots. You're not really doing
• 34:16
  a classy job. All of a sudden, I hear rumors
• 34:19
  that I broke into their studio. stole tapes that
• 34:25
  I was in, and then I... All right, there you
• 34:27
  go. Seems like every business of creative people,
• 34:31
  I mean, they're not really creative, but of entertainers,
• 34:34
  seems like there's a lot of backstabbing. I saw
• 34:38
  this come here. I don't know. Growing up, I loved
• 34:41
  to meet the parents. Did not like meet the fuckers.
• 34:47
  And I had the DVD of the short -lived Ben Stiller
• 34:50
  show. I don't think I ever watched an episode
• 34:52
  of it, but I think I got it for like five bucks.
• 34:55
  And ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the
• 34:59
  more I get older, the more I realize that Ben
• 35:02
  Stiller is a brat. Especially when you read all
• 35:07
  this stuff online, and I know you can't believe
• 35:09
  everything you're reading, but there's Reddit
• 35:11
  topic after Reddit topic about how much of a
• 35:14
  douche he is. And here he says he got a Delta
• 35:18
  flight turned around at 10 years old because
• 35:19
  he changed his mind about summer camp. I bet
• 35:22
  he was a brat to grow up with. A plane going
• 35:25
  to camp when I was about 10 years old and got
• 35:30
  scared that I didn't want to go to Maine. I was
• 35:32
  in New York and somehow convinced the Delta Airlines
• 35:36
  flight crew to turn the plane around on the tarmac
• 35:40
  and go back to the gate. I can't listen to these
• 35:42
  podcasts. I'm podcast out. I don't want to do
• 35:45
  the same thing as you. It's just become like
• 35:49
  a ripoff of that Opie and Anthony format. People
• 35:51
  just talking. I don't want to hear from you.
• 35:54
  I don't want to see you. I didn't hear a brat.
• 35:58
  Do you know what I mean? And I'm not trying to
• 36:00
  like, I got into radio. I went to a radio college.
• 36:04
  Anyone can do it. Kind of. Dizzy can't. He's
• 36:10
  just a placeholder. Because they don't want to
• 36:12
  pay at the bone. And he's easy because he'll
• 36:15
  just do whatever. Go Bang Max! No. But there's
• 36:21
  so many podcasts out there, dude. It's like,
• 36:23
  what are we doing? There should be like an application
• 36:26
  process. Here is advice about what women to stay
• 36:31
  away from. Stay away from women that do these
• 36:33
  three things. It's going to save you a lot of
• 36:35
  time, a lot of energy, and a lot of money in
• 36:37
  the dating world. That's a good point. Listen
• 36:40
  to my words. Not that I only spent more than
• 36:42
  50 and the date was like average and you didn't
• 36:45
  even get laid. What was that point of it? If
• 36:48
  you need help breaking toxic patterns, my link
• 36:50
  is in my bio. Number one, the excuse girl. Uh,
• 36:54
  it's all of them. All she is is full of excuses.
• 36:57
  Oh, I didn't call you back because of this. Oh,
• 37:00
  you're getting banged up by another guy from
• 37:02
  behind. Oh, I can't see you because I'm this.
• 37:04
  It's busy. It's blah, blah, blah. Excuse galore.
• 37:08
  I'm telling you right now, she's leading you
• 37:10
  on and you're not her priority. That's why she
• 37:12
  can come up with excuses. Yeah, I've been with
• 37:15
  that stuff. If Leonardo DiCaprio, old school,
• 37:18
  came into her life. Exactly. Mike Olivero, my
• 37:22
  old boss, used to say, if you offered someone
• 37:24
  a steak dinner, they ain't saying no. She would
• 37:26
  not be making an excuse as to why she didn't
• 37:30
  call him and why she didn't go out with him.
• 37:32
  Number two. Number two, only sees you and speaks
• 37:35
  to you when it's convenient time for her. Yeah,
• 37:38
  Friday, Saturday, it's time to get the free meal.
• 37:41
  Yeah. Love is not convenient. Love is actually
• 37:44
  very inconvenient. Yeah, I will say, out of all
• 37:48
  the relationships I've ever had, none of them
• 37:52
  really worked out. So I'm 32 going on 33 singles
• 37:57
  out. But I will say, there are relationships
• 38:01
  where we made time for each other, even if it
• 38:05
  was like three hours. My ex and I, the one, the
• 38:09
  cloud chasing loser I met through the radio.
• 38:13
  The one that taught me how to give good oral
• 38:16
  to girls. Ah, she's the best for that. She was
• 38:23
  at like Paul Mitchell, the school near Citrus
• 38:27
  Park Mall in Tampa. And we would hang out. Oh
• 38:31
  yeah, you don't want to get a blowjob in a car.
• 38:34
  No, but we would hang out for like the first,
• 38:36
  like September, 2020. I would drive there and
• 38:40
  she would drive to see me. We made time for each
• 38:43
  other until she did it. And I forgive her. I'm
• 38:48
  not mad, but I'm saying any girl I've hung out
• 38:52
  with, you made time for them. The whole, I'm
• 38:54
  so busy. I'm so busy. Oh, I'm busy. Shut up.
• 39:02
  I could easily be there with my arm around you
• 39:10
  and then we go to pound town. And let me tell
• 39:12
  you right now, if Tom Hardy, the love of my life,
• 39:15
  came into someone's world. All right, I think
• 39:17
  we get the point. Yes, you're never too busy.
• 39:20
  I'm so busy. I'm so busy. I'm so busy. No, you're
• 39:24
  not. No, you're not. Here is... What's her name?
• 39:31
  Mel Robbins giving dating advice. Oh, jeez. Very
• 39:35
  best relationship advice I can give you about
• 39:38
  choosing a partner to do life with is to choose
• 39:41
  life with yourself first. I agree with that.
• 39:45
  It's something I've been really working on this
• 39:47
  decade. When the other person completes you,
• 39:51
  that's very dangerous. You need to complete yourself.
• 39:56
  No, but what I mean is... You need to be able
• 39:59
  to like be okay if they leave. Because there's
• 40:03
  that saying, she was never yours. It was your
• 40:06
  turn. And that is something you got to really
• 40:09
  watch out for. That is something you got to dodge.
• 40:14
  Like dodgeball in high school. Do whatever you
• 40:18
  need to be doing in your day -to -day life right
• 40:21
  now so that you really like yourself and that
• 40:23
  you are proud of yourself as a person. I agree
• 40:25
  with that. Because I have told you, I was a girl
• 40:29
  recently. God bless her heart. You might have
• 40:33
  even seen the pictures. I truly wish her the
• 40:35
  best. She ain't going to get anyone that has
• 40:39
  to pat down like me. No. We did get laid 18 times
• 40:42
  in Minnesota. There's nothing else to do up there
• 40:44
  but drink. I'm telling you, I flew out to sea.
• 40:49
  We hooked up two and a half years ago. And she
• 40:53
  just ghosted on me when I came back. She's like,
• 40:56
  oh, we're going to split time. I'm busy. I love
• 41:02
  you. That's the other thing. I think the word
• 41:05
  love is getting overused a little much. I've
• 41:08
  told five girls I love them, and I got 60%. Mm
• 41:12
  -hmm. One said, I like you. And actually, the
• 41:17
  other one said I love you, but she was in Atlanta.
• 41:19
  Long distance doesn't work, dude. Now it feels
• 41:24
  like everybody says I love you. And it's a little
• 41:27
  nauseating. Here's Devin Diabella talking about
• 41:35
  how chivalry is dead because of women. And if
• 41:37
  you want to know, we've done videos on this where
• 41:39
  we say women killed chivalry because we did.
• 41:42
  Right? You did. She's naughty. Just, no, I don't
• 41:48
  need that. Oh, I don't even want it. Are you
• 41:50
  trying to say I can't do it myself? Are you trying
• 41:52
  to say I can't stand here like you can stand
• 41:55
  here? Oh, you're annoying me. I would bring the
• 41:59
  ruckus on her. It's like I say every show. You
• 42:03
  got to give it 110%. You got to go to Powtown!
• 42:10
  Here is DJ Academics talking about the Carmelo
• 42:12
  Anthony case. Now, this is another thing that
• 42:16
  people are not understanding, too. And this relates
• 42:19
  a little bit to the Chud the Builder case. Yeah,
• 42:22
  Chud the Builder is another. People keep thinking
• 42:25
  that stand your ground means that means crash
• 42:29
  out. It doesn't. You know, first of all, this
• 42:34
  situation wasn't a stand your ground situation.
• 42:37
  And even with the Chud the Builder thing, that's
• 42:39
  still not a stand your ground situation technically.
• 42:42
  Yeah, it's kind of like freedom of speech. I
• 42:44
  don't think anybody really knows what stand your
• 42:46
  ground means. It could be seen as one, but they're
• 42:49
  not, right? In stand your ground cases, you have
• 42:53
  no duty to retreat, but in self -defense cases,
• 42:57
  you do have some duty to not escalate. That's
• 43:04
  the thing, right? And I hope you understand both.
• 43:06
  point so it stands your ground if someone comes
• 43:09
  to you with an issue you don't have to run away
• 43:11
  right you can stay there and protect yourself
• 43:14
  and even if protecting yourself means he was
• 43:16
  chasing which that involved what happened with
• 43:18
  whatever right that's even protected it's pretty
• 43:24
  much the don't start none won't be none right
• 43:27
  but that's not self -defense self -defense usually
• 43:32
  is not escalate which means Not because someone
• 43:37
  punched you means you immediately shoot them.
• 43:41
  That's a unnecessary escalation that is not proportional.
• 43:46
  All right, there you go. That was fun going.
• 43:49
  Does any other show do this? Oh, yeah. I actually
• 43:54
  watched her last night. Oh, yeah. Here is Angela
• 44:01
  White on a triple M breakfast in Australia talking
• 44:05
  about how she sent a CD -ROM of nude videos of
• 44:08
  herself explaining why she wanted to be a porn
• 44:10
  star in 2003. Can you take us back to the beginning?
• 44:13
  How did you get into it and think this is the
• 44:15
  end? It's so funny. I've seen like seven guys
• 44:17
  around here. The funny thing about getting into
• 44:20
  porn was that I applied for it like any other
• 44:23
  job. Like I sent in my resume or the adult version
• 44:27
  of a resume, which at the time... says her. She
• 44:31
  sounds like Don Imus. In 2003 was a CD -ROM full
• 44:35
  of naked photos and a cover letter explaining
• 44:38
  why I wanted to be in the industry and why I
• 44:40
  wanted to work for the company that I was applying
• 44:43
  for. So it had been something that I'd wanted
• 44:46
  to get into from a young age and obviously I
• 44:49
  waited until I was 18 years to apply and get
• 44:52
  in. And yeah, it was a really exciting time in
• 44:54
  my life because I was finally doing what I felt
• 44:57
  like I was born to do. Can you take us back to
• 44:59
  the beginning? How did you get into it and think
• 45:01
  this is the industry for me? The funny thing
• 45:04
  about getting into porn was that I applied for
• 45:07
  it like any other job. Like I sent in my resume
• 45:10
  or the adult version. All right, there you go.
• 45:13
  It's replaying. It's like a broken record. Like
• 45:16
  most women are. Here's the way to know your woman's
• 45:21
  being sneaky. Three ways to know that your woman's
• 45:24
  being sneaky. Listen to my words on this, and
• 45:26
  if you need help breaking toxic patterns, my
• 45:28
  link is in my bio. That's what I'll say. My link's
• 45:34
  in my bio! Listen, your gut always knows. Always
• 45:38
  knows. You just don't want to listen to it. That's
• 45:41
  why you're here listening to this video. So let's
• 45:42
  go through a few of the things. Number one, she's
• 45:45
  inconsistent with her stories. Okay? You can't
• 45:49
  figure out what is actually happening because
• 45:51
  she's leaving out details and you're going to
• 45:53
  have to piece them together later to figure it
• 45:55
  all out. Number two, her phone. She used to just
• 45:59
  leave it hanging around and now... Oh, yeah!
• 46:02
  If you're hanging out... She's on her phone all
• 46:06
  the time. That is something you got to watch
• 46:07
  out for. The other thing that's interesting to
• 46:09
  me is, I mean, obviously when you're gone, date.
• 46:15
  You've talked to, you're talking to other women
• 46:17
  too, but it's always interesting when a girl
• 46:19
  like shows you a video and then like two dudes
• 46:21
  text her at once. And you're like, Oh my God.
• 46:24
  Is this what it's come down to? I'm just kidding.
• 46:33
  She's on it like white on rice. Number three,
• 46:37
  you're catching her in little lies here and there.
• 46:40
  You don't realize what's going on and you're
• 46:42
  like, why would she lie about this? But now it's
• 46:44
  making you doubt and question the rest of the
• 46:46
  relationship. Yeah. I mean, I'm not a relationship
• 46:52
  king, but when it feels like you're having to
• 46:55
  ask your buddies for advice. and you're constantly
• 46:58
  overthinking it, she's probably not the one.
• 47:05
  This is very interesting. So we have Neon, the
• 47:09
  streamer I talked about. The interesting part
• 47:12
  about Neon to me is that there are plenty of
• 47:16
  girls out there that are actually into him. But
• 47:20
  the problem is those girls are not the ones he
• 47:25
  wants. He wants the Alabama Barkers. But, ladies
• 47:30
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, he's got UFC star
• 47:34
  Tracy Cortez flirting with him in the back of
• 47:36
  a car, and he does not seem to read it. They
• 47:39
  think I'm just some, like... Freak you are obviously
• 47:44
  like what's a girl? I love out, you know, do
• 47:46
  the freaking oh no shit I'm not gonna go around
• 47:48
  like, you know She's tickling him and now they're
• 47:59
  she's got him pinned down on the UFC said I'm
• 48:04
  not ticklish. Why are they telling me flex biceps
• 48:06
  Tracy? Like do I look buff right now or what?
• 48:11
  Your shit is shitting. That is a weird thing
• 48:13
  to say to a girl. You know what's the other weird
• 48:18
  thing that guys say when they talk dirty? I'm
• 48:21
  going to, if you really think about it, I'm going
• 48:24
  to F the S out of you. Think about it. Think
• 48:28
  about it. It's a little gross. Now you need to
• 48:32
  try. All right, so that's them eating together,
• 48:34
  but he does not read the room. She's probably
• 48:36
  got a little bit of tism. Like me. I know I got
• 48:39
  a non -verbal. Here's me, Cliff. Oh, man. I'm
• 48:47
  saying that she got into porn because of low
• 48:49
  self -esteem. Let's go through this step by step.
• 48:52
  How did a girl who was brought by her parents
• 48:56
  to the United States from Lebanon, your home
• 48:58
  country, schooled in the United States, clearly
• 49:01
  smart, went to university in Texas, read history.
• 49:04
  How did you? get involved with the sex porn industry?
• 49:10
  I don't think low self -esteem discriminates
• 49:13
  against anyone. It doesn't matter if you come
• 49:15
  from a great family or if you come from a not
• 49:17
  so great background. I struggled my entire childhood
• 49:22
  with weight and I never felt attractive or worthy
• 49:26
  of male attention. And suddenly my first year
• 49:30
  of college, I start losing all this weight from
• 49:32
  making small changes. And by the time I graduated,
• 49:36
  I was ready to make a bigger difference. I felt
• 49:38
  extremely self -conscious about my breasts because
• 49:41
  that was the first thing to go when I lost all
• 49:43
  the weight. I lost about 50 pounds. I don't know
• 49:45
  how many kilos that is or stones. Well, it's
• 49:48
  a considerable amount of weight. It changed your
• 49:51
  body. It changed your physique. Completely. So
• 49:53
  my biggest insecurity was my breasts. So I wanted...
• 49:57
  to more or less go back to what they normally
• 49:59
  were. And once I did that, I started garnering
• 50:03
  all of this attention from men, and I was never
• 50:06
  used to it. And I felt like unless I held on
• 50:10
  to it and... All right, whatever. I want to play
• 50:12
  this right here. This is Drew Garabo going off
• 50:15
  on Mia Khalifa seven years ago. So we're going
• 50:18
  to welcome to the show now a young lady who is
• 50:21
  an avid sports fan. Now, it's not every day...
• 50:25
  You get to have someone on who is an avid sports
• 50:27
  fan who was also at one point in time the number
• 50:31
  one ranked adult film star on Pornhub. Those
• 50:34
  two circles probably... I remember I went to
• 50:38
  an NBA game and Mary Carey was sitting two seats
• 50:42
  down from me. Oh, she's nice. And this was Mary
• 50:44
  Carey in her Mary Carey heyday. And she was screaming
• 50:47
  to Mario Kassoon at the time who played for the
• 50:49
  Orlando Magic. that he was ignoring her during
• 50:52
  the game and that she had banged him. And I remember
• 50:54
  remarking to myself, wow, there seems to be quite
• 50:57
  the porn athlete connection here. Well, fast
• 50:59
  forward to a couple of years later and you have
• 51:01
  the very active in sports and in the adult film
• 51:04
  community, Mia Khalifa, who was at one point
• 51:07
  in time the number one ranked porn star. Now,
• 51:10
  I think she's channeled that into an enthusiasm
• 51:12
  for sports where she speaks with a lot of passion
• 51:16
  and a lot of knowledge. Like if you step to her
• 51:18
  and try to argue sports, she will hand you your
• 51:20
  ass. So she's supporting her team, the Washington
• 51:24
  Capitals, against our team, the Tampa Bay Lightning,
• 51:27
  watching a hockey game like all of us have done.
• 51:30
  She's a big hockey fan. Huge hockey fan. And
• 51:32
  then out of nowhere, well, I guess out of somewhere,
• 51:34
  one of those damn pucks makes a beeline. for
• 51:38
  Mia Khalifa's boob, and then it ruptures her
• 51:41
  implant. Do I have that right so far, Mia? First
• 51:46
  of all, I was in the adult industry for three
• 51:48
  months, so you need to fucking fast check before
• 51:51
  you have to. There's Drew pressing the dump button.
• 51:53
  I had to press it millions of times. You need
• 51:56
  to call into your shitty radio station. Goodbye.
• 52:01
  I don't know if you're listening to that. I guess
• 52:03
  it was on March 1st, 2019. We weren't supposed
• 52:11
  to mention that she was ever in porn? I had to
• 52:17
  play that. This is the greatest thing ever. I
• 52:19
  love this show. Yeah, she just... I love you,
• 52:28
  Drew Raven Grava. You got this. A woman says,
• 52:32
  look out for the men that constantly want to
• 52:34
  have sex with you. That's a good thing. If you
• 52:37
  have a man who constantly wants to have sex with
• 52:40
  you, that's a green flag, okay? This is a good
• 52:44
  thing. He's obsessed with you. What you need
• 52:47
  to be worried about is when he stops asking.
• 52:49
  If you have a man who constantly wants... There
• 52:53
  you go. I just got a text back from Drew Garravo.
• 52:55
  I texted him that I played it and he goes, ha
• 52:57
  ha ha, god damn it, I look so young. Let me at
• 53:00
  you! Here's a girl talking about her walking
• 53:03
  out on the first date. Y 'all, I just... I just
• 53:08
  walked out on a date for the first time ever
• 53:10
  in my life. He came to pick me up from work for
• 53:16
  the date, and he told me he was too drunk to
• 53:19
  drive us. Oh, okay, well, that's... Let me take
• 53:22
  that back. That ain't it. So, I am so socially
• 53:30
  awkward, I have bad... That's what I don't even
• 53:34
  say. I got anxiety. Meet Dale. It's bang. I am
• 53:42
  not saying that women cannot have anxiety. But
• 53:46
  when a woman says, oh, I'm so anxious. I can't.
• 53:49
  Bang. I think that's the difference. I actually
• 53:52
  have this as a topic. I think that's the difference.
• 53:55
  There's this thing. It's like a water gun. Our
• 54:00
  penis is, oh yeah. No, what I mean is, we make
• 54:05
  out with a girl for three hours. We are locked
• 54:07
  and loaded for the night. There's nothing worse
• 54:11
  than when you think you're going to get laid
• 54:13
  with a girl and you go home and you know what
• 54:16
  happens? You do not get laid and then you have
• 54:19
  like blue vows and you gotta watch porn and you're
• 54:21
  all by yourself. Happened to me Tuesday night.
• 54:24
  I'm okay. I survived. Put that drive home across
• 54:28
  the bridge. It's kind of annoying. I was like
• 54:32
  erect. I was like, God damn it. When a man's
• 54:36
  turned on, he has to do something to end it.
• 54:39
  When a woman is turned on, you hear, I did this
• 54:45
  at a caba house on fourth. When I was talking
• 54:47
  to my friend, Kelly and Katie and Kayla, when
• 54:49
  a girl is turned on, it's like the, it's like
• 54:53
  an air pod. You know, when you open up an air
• 54:55
  pod, Do you hear that? This is the sound of the
• 55:01
  woman being turned on, the quietness of the AirPod
• 55:05
  being open. And let me turn up the mic. This
• 55:06
  is the sound of a woman getting turned off so
• 55:08
  quickly. That's how it works. Real quickly, everything
• 55:16
  can change. And it's hard for us. Because one
• 55:21
  thing you're doing bad, you use a finger that
• 55:23
  you did not cut the nails. Something happens
• 55:26
  and it's all over. But for us, if we're anxious,
• 55:32
  it actually helps us. It's just, sometimes I
• 55:36
  wish I was gay. Because it seems a little easier.
• 55:41
  Yes. You have to deal with the homophobia. I'm
• 55:45
  not denying it. But you also, you know. Each
• 55:52
  guy knows that they're horny. I was talking to
• 55:55
  a guy the other day. I was like, how did you
• 55:58
  meet your wife? He just got married. And he's
• 55:59
  like, oh, it's on the Field app. And I was like,
• 56:02
  what's that? It's like a kink app. And I was
• 56:03
  like, we were talking about dating apps. I was
• 56:04
  like, dude, can you imagine? You know how I've
• 56:06
  never actually been on Grindr? Because I'm not
• 56:09
  gay. My butt's an exit only zone. But you know
• 56:13
  when you're on Pornhub, or not on Pornhub, when
• 56:15
  you hear about on Grindr that guys... Have this
• 56:20
  thing where you can see how far the person is
• 56:22
  like location wise I'll be like supposedly it's
• 56:24
  like this person is 500 feet away from me I think
• 56:27
  I really wished that dating apps had that but
• 56:30
  I think if dating apps had it women would be
• 56:32
  stalked more so I get it Here is Neon saying
• 56:35
  he was hurt after Paul Pierce dissed him. You
• 56:37
  really can't be hanging out with these bad ones
• 56:39
  and being in the club in the section. You got
• 56:41
  a cat over here. He don't even know how to dress.
• 56:44
  He already got glasses on. He looking lame. But
• 56:46
  he in the section got 20 ,000 in bottles. So
• 56:49
  now he cool. Get the fuck out of here. I mean,
• 56:52
  it's not false. Y 'all still lame to me. Get
• 56:56
  out of my DMs. I ain't doing no interviews with
• 56:58
  none of y 'all. I ain't going on nobody's stream.
• 57:02
  Hey, get out of here, y 'all. I kind of respect
• 57:04
  that. It's kind of like when I get invited on
• 57:05
  podcasts and they want me on video. They're like,
• 57:07
  no one needs to see me. I'm hideous. Wames to
• 57:10
  me. Damn! I'm a fan! Yeah, Neon, I'm going to
• 57:20
  teach you some advice. You do not want to meet
• 57:24
  your heroes. You do not. I've met all my heroes
• 57:29
  in radio. Rawr! Opie. They are douchebags. Bubba's
• 57:39
  not great. Count is not great. But they're still
• 57:44
  legends. Mm -hmm. What do we have going on here?
• 57:50
  Here's Cardi B inside of Five Below. My daughter
• 57:54
  was so fiend out to come to Five Below. I never
• 57:57
  been here before, but now I see why. Look. Don't
• 58:00
  those look good? So she likes the Fruity Pebbles
• 58:03
  snacks. Nice. I was a little afraid of the Katy
• 58:07
  Perry in the background. The copyright. Here's
• 58:11
  Mia Khalifa on this hard talk. That's the name
• 58:15
  of it. It's over on the BBC. Oh, yeah. This is
• 58:19
  not the BBC she's used to. But here she is talking
• 58:22
  about how she got into porn. I want that to go
• 58:23
  away. You were spotted. I think, on a street.
• 58:28
  I mean, there you were. You were a young graduate
• 58:30
  wanting to sort of find a job. And you were spotted
• 58:33
  on a street by a guy who said, I can work with
• 58:37
  you. And clearly, he opened up and said, it's
• 58:41
  the porn business. What was it in you that, a
• 58:45
  lot of it, far from running away, was drawn into
• 58:49
  it? It wasn't. That's not how it was. It wasn't
• 58:53
  just, hey, do you want to come do porn? It was
• 58:54
  more so, oh, you're beautiful. Like, would you
• 58:57
  like to do some modeling? That's how always beginner
• 59:01
  models. Oh, you know, you have a great body.
• 59:04
  Like, I think you'd be great in nude modeling.
• 59:05
  Oh, sit on my lap. Things like that. And after
• 59:07
  I came in toward the studio, you know, it was
• 59:10
  very respectable. It was a gorgeous location.
• 59:12
  It was in Miami. It was like nine niggas. Miami
• 59:16
  too, dude. That says it all. Miami. In Doral,
• 59:20
  Florida. It was clean. Everyone who worked there
• 59:24
  was nice. All of their cubicles were decorated
• 59:27
  with family photos. It was nothing dodgy or that
• 59:30
  made me uncomfortable. The first time I went
• 59:35
  in wasn't the first time I filmed a porn movie.
• 59:40
  Oh man, she must have a body kind of like five
• 59:43
  digits. It was the second time. The first time
• 59:49
  was more so. do you want to do this like sign
• 59:52
  the paperwork etc etc so these guys they just
• 59:55
  saw you frankly as a money machine absolutely
• 59:57
  god bless me but it's freaking porn what do you
• 1:00:04
  think they see you as a human i mean i see you
• 1:00:07
  as a human so i've hung around a lot of porn
• 1:00:11
  stars never gotten laid with them but i've hung
• 1:00:13
  around a lot of them and they're damaged people
• 1:00:15
  and i am too But of course they don't view you
• 1:00:19
  as a human. Here is Daphne Joy saying if she
• 1:00:23
  prefers Drake or Lamar or Kendrick... I cannot
• 1:00:28
  talk. Jesus Christ. I got sand in my eyes too.
• 1:00:30
  Losing my mind. No. Here is Daphne Joy on the
• 1:00:35
  No Jumper podcast if she prefers Drake over Kendrick
• 1:00:38
  Lamar. Yeah, I mean, I like Drake because he
• 1:00:40
  speaks to the girlies and he... Yeah, you know,
• 1:00:42
  I probably plowed him. Knows all the little...
• 1:00:44
  And when I mean plowed, I mean I got the dough
• 1:00:46
  to... You know. sexy innuendos. Yeah, you know.
• 1:00:51
  Daphne Joy. That sex tape in that ditty room
• 1:00:53
  was not a good sex tape. It was so bad that it
• 1:00:58
  made the Ray J tape look good. DDG rejected a
• 1:01:01
  woman trying to shoot her shot. I cannot play
• 1:01:07
  that because they're playing Kiss Kiss in the
• 1:01:08
  background, but he said, the way you're approaching
• 1:01:10
  me is a little aggressive. Yeah. When you're
• 1:01:13
  DDG, there's a lot of women that want you. For
• 1:01:18
  me, if a girl's like, hey, I'll open up my vagina
• 1:01:20
  for you. You know what I, no, no, no, no, no,
• 1:01:23
  no, no, no. You think, you think I'm kidding.
• 1:01:27
  But when a girl says that, I'm like. I run so
• 1:01:36
  fast. I've been known, like, I'll be like talking
• 1:01:41
  to a girl. It just happened Tuesday when I tried
• 1:01:43
  to get laid. A girl will be like, oh, do you
• 1:01:45
  want to come over? I'll be like, yeah, 19 minutes.
• 1:01:47
  Like, they'll give me their address. I'll be
• 1:01:50
  like, Javi, I heard a sack. And they're like,
• 1:01:52
  you kind of hear in like a record -breaking amount
• 1:01:54
  of time. Yes. I want to get my racks off. Is
• 1:01:57
  that okay? I want to watch Friends. Okay. 8 -5
• 1:02:05
  -6. A 49, Javi. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3.
• 1:02:10
  6 -7. It's still a 20 -25. Oh, it is. Police
• 1:02:18
  searching for a woman who glued 200 doors shut.
• 1:02:20
  Police in San Diego are offering a $1 ,000 reward
• 1:02:24
  for an unknown suspect believed to have glued
• 1:02:27
  200 doors shut at Patrick Henry High School,
• 1:02:31
  causing $70 ,000 in damages. Loser, but that's
• 1:02:35
  the kind of stuff you do in high school. Adrian
• 1:02:38
  Broner's main girl tells him he smells. This
• 1:02:40
  is so tragic. Because in the early 2010s, this
• 1:02:44
  man was the king of boxing. Now he's a loser.
• 1:02:49
  One more time. And then there's this headline
• 1:03:17
  right here. Ross is clapping back. All right,
• 1:03:19
  let me turn it up. There's this new thing where
• 1:03:21
  they control the volume on video. This whole
• 1:03:22
  thing started. Time! Time! Where they control
• 1:03:25
  the volume on the Instagram videos. All right,
• 1:03:28
  here we go. He's clapping back at 50 Cent. Rick
• 1:03:30
  Ross. Uncle Murder, and he did not hold back.
• 1:03:32
  Fans are speculating. Rick Ross never holds back.
• 1:03:37
  this whole thing started after uncle murder posted
• 1:03:39
  a instagram story featuring a viral post from
• 1:03:43
  x that showed what appeared to be rick ross waiting
• 1:03:46
  on a commercial flight at the airport but it
• 1:03:48
  looks like rick ross wasn't too happy about this
• 1:03:50
  okay he's saving money whatever let you know
• 1:03:54
  50 take it like a player you had a child from
• 1:03:57
  a sex worker i mean oh yeah she's a sex worker
• 1:04:02
  he's calling him Like a boss. More entertaining
• 1:04:06
  when you got with bad skin. There you go. Bad
• 1:04:10
  skin. Tracy Morgan. This is an interesting thing
• 1:04:15
  right here. Tracy Morgan says teachers have no
• 1:04:20
  potential because they didn't like him growing
• 1:04:23
  up. In school, I just, I talked too much. No.
• 1:04:26
  I was excessive talking. You know who gave you
• 1:04:28
  that voice? They told me I didn't miss you. This
• 1:04:30
  is a dude impersonating him terribly. No. I don't
• 1:04:35
  think they didn't know they didn't understand
• 1:04:36
  you. Right. You had a sense of humor. And they
• 1:04:41
  couldn't control that. Because God gave that
• 1:04:43
  to you. Nope. This is a confusing video. So pretty
• 1:04:47
  much he says he's mad at teachers. There's Ryan
• 1:04:50
  Reynolds and Blake Lively on about and she grabbed
• 1:04:52
  Ryan Reynolds ass. Look at us. Alex Cooper loves
• 1:04:57
  to have steak. I heard it's really good for pregnant
• 1:04:59
  women. My favorite radio show, Klein and Allie,
• 1:05:01
  they were doing it to help Allie get pregnant.
• 1:05:09
  Salt Lake City Modern, what is the show? S -L
• 1:05:13
  -O -M -W. What does that stand for? Let me look
• 1:05:16
  that up. This is bothering me. Oh, it is. Let
• 1:05:21
  me look this up. The Secret Housewives of Mormon
• 1:05:24
  Wives. That's what it is. Miranda Hope shades
• 1:05:27
  Taylor Frankie Paul over her social media use.
• 1:05:30
  And we'll play that video in a second. But 8
• 1:05:32
  -5 -6. Let's do a little reset. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.
• 1:05:36
  It's 8 -5 -6. 6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me.
• 1:05:42
  At Ryan Hoppy Radio. Let me fucking got these
• 1:05:52
  videos. I don't know what's going on with the
• 1:05:53
  flash player. Driving me nuts. God damn it. Let
• 1:05:56
  me do full screen. I'm sorry. I'm trying. Here
• 1:05:59
  we go. You and Taylor obviously have so much
• 1:06:04
  history. How are you guys now? And do you feel
• 1:06:07
  like people like overly like to like peg you
• 1:06:11
  as friends or enemies? Or is it? Is it? I know
• 1:06:13
  Mormons like getting pegged. Like more of a gray
• 1:06:16
  area with you guys than that. I think that I
• 1:06:19
  think it's more of a gray area with all of us
• 1:06:21
  because when in reality, when are you ever going
• 1:06:24
  to be equal? Let's say you have a big friend
• 1:06:25
  group. When are you ever going to be equally
• 1:06:27
  just as close with like every single person as
• 1:06:32
  you are with like your best friend in the group?
• 1:06:33
  That's true. Because they're women. I saw your
• 1:06:38
  boy allegedly emailed his baby mom as attorney.
• 1:06:42
  Nice. The. GoFundMe for Carmelo Anthony, the
• 1:06:47
  murderer, has been shut down. Let me see here.
• 1:06:53
  Kanye West accuser. Here she is talking about
• 1:06:57
  his alleged sexual assault. She said, yay, says
• 1:07:00
  it's art, but it's violence. I am absolutely
• 1:07:04
  going to make no comments about this, but just
• 1:07:05
  play it because there's really nothing to be
• 1:07:08
  said. I've dated girls that have been sexually
• 1:07:10
  assaulted. It's terrible. Here, we'll play it.
• 1:07:14
  It started where he went up to my face and he
• 1:07:21
  was like smearing my makeup on my face and...
• 1:07:26
  Okay, do you need a minute? Yeah, sorry. Smearing
• 1:07:34
  the makeup all over my face in a way that just
• 1:07:36
  felt wrong. He started sticking his fingers in
• 1:07:42
  my mouth and... i feel like he was like trying
• 1:07:47
  to touch as much as he could and i was actively
• 1:07:51
  my tongue was like like hiding from him and he
• 1:07:55
  just like found everything you know what i'm
• 1:07:58
  saying like i couldn't so he was pushing his
• 1:08:02
  fingers you said quite far into your mouth yeah
• 1:08:04
  i mean and everywhere he walked like yeah you
• 1:08:09
  say he had his hand around your throat Could
• 1:08:11
  you breathe properly? Do you remember any discomfort
• 1:08:13
  like that? I do. I remember feeling, like, so
• 1:08:18
  suffocated. Like, unsure. Like, scared. The problem
• 1:08:27
  is, she doesn't really seem like she's lying.
• 1:08:30
  You know when you see, like, an accuser? She
• 1:08:32
  just seems like she's lying. There's a video
• 1:08:36
  of Jesse Ridgway. McNugget, Jugger, whatever
• 1:08:39
  that douchebag's name is. We can fundamentally
• 1:08:40
  challenge people. We won't talk about that. And
• 1:08:43
  he made a video saying that he doesn't care that
• 1:08:45
  people say he's going to hell because hell's
• 1:08:46
  not real. Well, even though I agree with him,
• 1:08:49
  he's a trolling loser. You all knew that was
• 1:08:54
  coming. Millie Bobby Brown. It's still very off
• 1:09:00
  -putting how much of a hot piece of ass she is
• 1:09:02
  compared to when she was younger. When she was
• 1:09:05
  like a kid, freaking bald on TV. Now I had flour.
• 1:09:09
  So I guess people were hating on Jacob Bon Jovi
• 1:09:12
  for not pushing this. All right, let's see if
• 1:09:17
  I can fix my stutter. Stutter, stutter. For not
• 1:09:20
  pushing the stroller. There, I did it. And saying
• 1:09:23
  that he should be doing it. Hi, I'm Millie Bobby
• 1:09:26
  Brown. Oh, here's her on Kylie Kelsey's podcast.
• 1:09:30
  That feministic moment. I'm not going to lie.
• 1:09:33
  When did women become incapable of holding their
• 1:09:38
  own bags, car seats and stuff? This stems from
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  me holding all of my suitcases and bags and my
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  kids. And people are like, your husband doesn't
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  hold a single thing. Because I'm three miles
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  ahead. I have been planning this all night. Oh
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  my God. Like women. We're all about empowering
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  girls. And like, you got it. You don't need a
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  man. But then when I'm like, okay, I can carry
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  my own things. People are like, Oh, Where's your
• 1:10:10
  husband? And I'm like, I can also do it on my
• 1:10:13
  own. Nobody knows my husband. My husband is the
• 1:10:15
  most polite, sweet. He does seem like a nice
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  guy. Like, will do anything for me. But he also
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  knows I'm capable. There you go. You know, her
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  arguments, she's like, you are listening to every
• 1:10:30
  word I say. Today on TM. Luckily, I'm here on
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  a - It's Melissa Rivers. Oh my God! I have such
• 1:10:46
  a crush on her. Day work's busy, so let's start
• 1:10:49
  with Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater,
• 1:10:54
  they've split up. We're told that her new album
• 1:10:56
  coming out was not inspired by the breakup and
• 1:10:59
  has nothing to do with him. They were together
• 1:11:01
  for three years and none of the music's about
• 1:11:03
  him? That's brutal. That's almost horrible. That
• 1:11:27
  does the opposite for me. Oh yeah! Pete Davidson
• 1:11:36
  was spotted out with his daughter, Scotty. I
• 1:11:39
  like Pete Davidson. He means well. Him and Elsie
• 1:11:43
  Hewitt have split, but our sources tell us Pete
• 1:11:46
  remains very active in Scotty's life. There's
• 1:11:48
  nothing better when you... That's good. So there's
• 1:11:51
  TMZ for today. What's going on with looks, Maxon?
• 1:11:56
  Happy Hot Topic! looks maxing tips and tricks
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  online promising boys and young men a better
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  looking face and body and i i don't know these
• 1:12:08
  younger generations care way too much about how
• 1:12:12
  they look i don't care supplements special diets
• 1:12:16
  even all right so they're just gonna warn them
• 1:12:18
  about the looks maxing Callum Turner reveals
• 1:12:24
  how he and wife Dua Lipa inspire one another.
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  Less than a month after the couple got married
• 1:12:30
  in an intimate London ceremony, the Eternity
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  actor shares insight into their eternal bond.
• 1:12:36
  Callum tells The Hollywood Reporter in an interview
• 1:12:38
  published on June 10th, We make sure we're together
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  as much as possible. You want to be inspired
• 1:12:43
  by the person you're with. Uh, yeah. It's a nice
• 1:12:47
  answer. I'm sure that's why. Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:12:52
  Alex Cooper is calling out those who think her
• 1:12:55
  marriage is a sham, pushing back on claims that
• 1:12:57
  she and her husband... Well, time will only tell.
• 1:13:01
  Are you guys going to be together forever and
• 1:13:03
  ever? Or are you going to break up at some point?
• 1:13:06
  Because if you're going to break up at some point,
• 1:13:07
  your marriage is a sham. But if you're going
• 1:13:08
  to be together until you die, then it's not a
• 1:13:10
  sham. Husband are miserable and more business
• 1:13:13
  partners than soulmates. I'm sure that's what
• 1:13:15
  it is. On the 10th episode of Call Her Daddy,
• 1:13:16
  Alex addressed why she may have appeared, quote,
• 1:13:19
  miserable at the YouTube TV upruns on May 13th.
• 1:13:22
  But she's a bitch. Admitting she hadn't announced
• 1:13:24
  her pregnancy at the time. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:13:26
  Alex Cooper always just seems so freaking miserable.
• 1:13:30
  Just always bitching. Doesn't she? Can we be
• 1:13:35
  honest? I know she's good for feminists. I know
• 1:13:38
  she's funny. I prefer Alex Cooper one -on -one.
• 1:13:41
  No, but like her podcast where she's just talking.
• 1:13:43
  Her interviews are a little too kiss ass for
• 1:13:45
  me. But when she's one -on -one. and was struggling
• 1:13:49
  to hide her baby bump at the event in an attempt
• 1:13:52
  to thwart speculation she said she told her husband
• 1:13:55
  matt kaplan to keep a serious demeanor at the
• 1:13:58
  event only for alex to later read reports claiming
• 1:14:00
  their relationship looks like a business deal
• 1:14:03
  yeah it's not gonna help when he's not a lot
• 1:14:05
  of time to pay what the is that you did it to
• 1:14:07
  yourself honey The unwell founder who was expecting
• 1:14:11
  her first baby with Matt admitted she was, quote,
• 1:14:13
  relieved she didn't spark pregnancy rumors, but
• 1:14:16
  said the backlash still came. It is really sad
• 1:14:20
  and just insane how crazy this industry is. You
• 1:14:24
  read those things and Matt and I are like, no
• 1:14:27
  one in our life, our closest friends, our family
• 1:14:30
  is wondering those things. Yeah, but people are
• 1:14:33
  speculating because you're a speculator. This
• 1:14:40
  morning, a new court petition filed in Los Angeles
• 1:14:43
  by Nick Reiner's legal representation spelling
• 1:14:46
  out the case for why the 32 -year -old should
• 1:14:48
  receive money from a trust fund his parents Rob
• 1:14:51
  and Michelle set up for him when he was a baby.
• 1:14:54
  Yeah, let's not talk about that. He wants to
• 1:14:56
  use the trust fund for a case where he murdered
• 1:14:58
  his parents. Benny Blanco can't keep his hands
• 1:15:04
  to himself. On Instagram June 10th, Selena Gomez
• 1:15:07
  shared a series of photos with... Oh yeah! You
• 1:15:11
  know he goes to pound town. Her man, including
• 1:15:14
  one of many, kissing her chest. Oh, yeah. He's,
• 1:15:17
  like, kissing the top of her boom. She's laughing.
• 1:15:20
  Oh, you know, he sucks on this. When she's on
• 1:15:24
  top, he's just like... Her caption reads, Distance
• 1:15:30
  means so little when someone means so much. Good
• 1:15:33
  for you, bud. He's living the life. Happy Hot
• 1:15:39
  Topic! Congrats are in order for Kaley Cuoco
• 1:15:44
  and Tom Pelfrey. Yeah, Tom's the guy that played
• 1:15:47
  the crazy brother on, oh, sorry, the last Netflix
• 1:15:50
  show I fully watched with attention because it
• 1:15:51
  was during COVID. Lily, I'm tired of you laying
• 1:15:55
  on the body grass. it's interesting that kaylee's
• 1:15:59
  with them feels that she and her fiance are expecting
• 1:16:02
  their second child together a baby girl the couple
• 1:16:05
  is already mom and dad to daughter matilda all
• 1:16:08
  right and they actually showed the kids face
• 1:16:09
  which is surprising because they don't always
• 1:16:11
  seem to do that as millennials I was run over
• 1:16:16
  by a drunk driver. That was the last time I why
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  -gotted as much as this. Ryan Reynolds tells
• 1:16:22
  a wild story from his teenage years about how
• 1:16:24
  he spent four weeks in the hospital after being
• 1:16:27
  hit by a drunk driver. I bet he was so pretentious
• 1:16:29
  in the hospital. I'm an up -and -coming actor.
• 1:16:34
  You must take care of me first. The actor and
• 1:16:39
  his friend slash partner in Welsh soccer ownership
• 1:16:42
  slash welcome to Wrexham co -star Rob McElhaney.
• 1:16:45
  I like that guy from It's Always Sunny. Attempt
• 1:16:48
  to put together IKEA furniture. All right, that's
• 1:16:50
  a douchey. God, these podcasts! Putting IKEA
• 1:16:53
  furniture while talking? Remedy! Happy Hot Topic!
• 1:17:01
  Billionaire businessman Bill Gates taking no
• 1:17:04
  questions from reporters after answering plenty
• 1:17:07
  from lawmakers. He's a loser. Pedophile. During
• 1:17:12
  six hours behind closed doors. All right. So
• 1:17:15
  he says he was blackmailed by Epstein over infidelity.
• 1:17:18
  So there's. This is the end of you. This is Deirdre
• 1:17:26
  Behar from. Entertainment Tonight interviewing
• 1:17:29
  Sidney Sweeney about the cast feud rumors. Foria,
• 1:17:32
  what is your perfect Cassie ending? Oh, goodness.
• 1:17:35
  Cassie has been such a big part of my life. Yeah,
• 1:17:39
  that and those breasts. So I think it's a very
• 1:17:42
  bittersweet moment. Yeah, it's bittersweet. Isn't
• 1:17:46
  it ever? A producer on Girl Meets World says
• 1:17:48
  the show creator made Sabrina Carpenter and Rowan
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  Blanchard cry. Oh, my God. No wonder they're
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  so slimy. Bring the first table read. All right,
• 1:17:57
  there you go. It's always weird. I've cried before.
• 1:17:59
  Pat and Aaron on 95 .3 WDAE made me cry. They're
• 1:18:03
  douchebags. Also, I don't know why I cried. David
• 1:18:10
  Harbour and Millie Bobby Brown have no beef.
• 1:18:14
  In fact, they adore each other and always have.
• 1:18:18
  All right, I think he probably was a creep behind
• 1:18:21
  the scenes. But she's defending him because it's
• 1:18:24
  like, she doesn't want to deal with the backlash.
• 1:18:26
  And she's like, whatever. Let's buy Ozzy Burns.
• 1:18:31
  Chrissy Teigen reveals her father has passed
• 1:18:33
  away. I'm sorry. There you go. That's all he
• 1:18:36
  sucks when he loses your dad. Hey. At least you
• 1:18:40
  didn't lose your dad at freaking 21 like me.
• 1:18:43
  Not looking for sympathy. Some people, when I
• 1:18:46
  say that, they get uncomfortable. I'm like, it's
• 1:18:47
  okay. I just found him dead. It's not traumatizing
• 1:18:50
  or anything. Side chick news. Welcome to the
• 1:19:12
  surf. Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
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  the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in
• 1:19:18
  the hearse, kid. You click the P, now you get
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  the whole thing. like they saints got a whole
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  spouse home still sliding to the dates screenshots
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  save little good night babe then they on the
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  yacht pic trying to hide the face from the field
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  to the runway everybody fronting posted healing
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  energy while they dm hunting scrolling through
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  the gram all i see is double lies you can't tag
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  the man but you tag the watch he buys it says
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  side check news side check news ryan hoppy gon'
• 1:19:46
  choose Yeah, we say it like it is on a afternoon
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  cruise Sidekick News Whole world tuned to the
• 1:19:58
  truth You can't hide from your man, can't hide
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  from this boo Sidekick News Phone light flashing,
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  who you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand,
• 1:20:08
  still shopping for the next T All teams stressing,
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  trying to spin it for the press But the group
• 1:20:13
  chat meme got receipts on deck From the field
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  goals, missing to the model in the mist One post,
• 1:20:19
  off life, next post, side twist, huh But the
• 1:20:22
  rents still split Funny how the timeline never
• 1:20:25
  shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what the
• 1:20:28
  headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you
• 1:20:30
  pretend you hate me Laughing at the drama, yeah,
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  we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome
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  back to the zoo This that side chick news, side
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  chick news Right, I be gon' snooze Every fraud,
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  every bling, every late night move We exposed,
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  cruise Side chick news You can hide from your
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  man, can't hide from this fool. Side chick news.
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  Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
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  breaking, breaking. Another is complicated situation.
• 1:21:05
  Another we were on a break. Expectation, explanation.
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  If you gotta say we low key, that's the clue.
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  You ain't made, you just headline fool. Side
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  chick news. This that side chick news. This is
• 1:21:24
  Tampa Morning Radio's favorite segment. Mm -hmm.
• 1:21:29
  I'm in their cover band. Ah, man, I was so close
• 1:21:46
  to having a perfect transition. I was actually
• 1:21:48
  thinking in my head how perfect that was going
• 1:21:50
  to be, and then YouTube was muted. Giselle Bundchen
• 1:21:52
  is detailing her quieter life in Boston during
• 1:21:55
  her marriage to Tom Brady. She's a side chick.
• 1:22:01
  That was long. Speaking with W Magazine in an
• 1:22:04
  article published June 10th, Giselle says about
• 1:22:07
  her early career. Giz. Spirituality. I had moved
• 1:22:10
  to Boston and was living a much quieter life.
• 1:22:12
  Yeah, you know, boring. She wanted to cheat because
• 1:22:16
  her relationship began. on infidelity. Mm -hmm.
• 1:22:20
  Early in my career, everything was about achievement
• 1:22:22
  and saying yes to every opportunity. Every opportunity
• 1:22:25
  to cheat. Over time, I began to understand the
• 1:22:29
  importance of finding balance. There you go.
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  I'm glad you figured it out, bitch. All right.
• 1:22:34
  It's still Alex Earl News. Gosh, you're annoying,
• 1:22:37
  Brian, but you know, we have to cover it. That's
• 1:22:40
  all we have to do. Brian Hoppy on the air. Yo,
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  we back in this. And your cubicle Wherever you
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  at We got another one to talk about Same clothes,
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  same face, same pose Go tone thick like them
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  fake friends' clothes Capture so deep it don't
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  say one thing But the brand deal link always
• 1:23:07
  stay front page She rehearse that laugh that
• 1:23:10
  I'm just like you In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous
• 1:23:13
  view Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the
• 1:23:15
  podcast 10 Say a whole lot of words but there's
• 1:23:18
  nothing really there Alex Earl is a wannabe,
• 1:23:21
  call it daddy Wannabe, wannabe Tryna copy every
• 1:23:26
  topic, everybody Yeah, all talk, all bluff But
• 1:23:31
  it's hollow in the center You forget about the
• 1:23:35
  dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe, that's tragic
• 1:23:38
  Same script, same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I
• 1:23:42
  will call it out, that's a habit We allergic
• 1:23:45
  to the fake Yeah, we gotta have Story time hit,
• 1:23:50
  but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc
• 1:23:52
  every couple of years New boy, same plot, cue
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  the ring light glow Like we ain't seen this rerun
• 1:23:58
  four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm
• 1:24:00
  a Hot mess queen, but the hair never moves. Teeth
• 1:24:03
  way too clean. Every word, sound clip from a
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  promo sheet. Whole life, one long. Sponsor me,
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  angry. Alex Earl is a wannabe call a daddy. Wannabe.
• 1:24:14
  Wannabe. Wannabe. Trying to copy every topic,
• 1:24:17
  every baddie. Come on. All talk, all gloss. But
• 1:24:21
  it's hollow in the center. You put Cooey in the
• 1:24:25
  center. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic.
• 1:24:29
  Woo! We'll see you next time. Don't grab it,
• 1:25:00
  it's the mic, too heavy Don't drag it, nah Alex
• 1:25:03
  Earl is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe, wannabe,
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  wannabe Tryna copy every topic, every baddie
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  Come on, all, all talk, all glum But it's hollow
• 1:25:15
  in the center You forget about it, dinner Alex
• 1:25:19
  Earl is a wannabe That's tragic Copy Hot Topic!
• 1:25:25
  Alex Earl is stirring up rumors after hanging
• 1:25:28
  out with F1 driver Lando Norris in the south
• 1:25:30
  of France. The two spent several hours together
• 1:25:33
  at La Guérite, a popular restaurant in Cannes,
• 1:25:36
  surrounded by friends including Kylie's BFF.
• 1:25:39
  There's a picture of her laying on a couch. I
• 1:25:41
  would blow her! By the way, I'm surprised. She
• 1:25:44
  says she likes older guys. This guy's her age.
• 1:25:47
  Anastasia Karenikola. That's how you know it's
• 1:25:49
  not going to last is because they're the same
• 1:25:50
  age. Because she's got daddy issues because her
• 1:25:52
  daddy married Ashley Dupree, the woman who banged
• 1:25:55
  Governor Spitzer, the former governor of New
• 1:25:58
  York. She's a prostitute. She definitely doesn't.
• 1:26:01
  She's definitely not a Spitzer. Happy hour. Happy
• 1:26:06
  hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
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• 1:26:22
  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
• 1:26:27
  is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 1:26:33
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 1:26:36
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
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  Oh, yeah. Here's a banger from 20 years ago.
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  It's frightening to say. That would be like talking
• 1:26:59
  about a song in the 80s if I was on the radio
• 1:27:01
  in 2006. Here's Vine and Herda. Or here's Vine
• 1:27:05
  and GLC with Herda. That's why I've never gotten
• 1:27:08
  a chance to do music radio. I cannot talk off
• 1:27:10
  songs for the life of me. But I can talk for
• 1:27:12
  an hour and a half. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. and a nice
• 1:27:32
  guy. I leave that to them dudes that shoot hoops.
• 1:27:35
  I'd rather roll through in a new coupe with chicks
• 1:27:38
  that get 200 to do shoots. Roll in a shooby -dooby
• 1:27:41
  while we listen to smooth grooves. Dude, I tried
• 1:27:44
  to told you I'm hot like magma and keep a move.
• 1:27:47
  I'm stashed up in the Dodge Magnum near the stash
• 1:27:49
  of the Magnums. Never know which one I'ma use.
• 1:27:52
  Right there, I got a couple people confused.
• 1:27:54
  If I never lose, if I never snooze, then I pop
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  this shit and knock you out of your shoes. I
• 1:28:00
  shut down crew They rock TaylorMade suits and
• 1:28:03
  Louis shoes It's hard to do what I do Sonny like
• 1:28:06
  Evel Knievel, keep a watch face see through I
• 1:28:09
  do this for my people, sell them suits so they
• 1:28:11
  scream through My mom said I was a walking felony
• 1:28:14
  Cause I kept 16s in the closet like Kelly, shot
• 1:28:17
  with a cello I'm not a mad rapper, I'm a disgruntled
• 1:28:43
  MC And I'll teach you dudes bout tusslin' with
• 1:28:45
  me Truth is, I hate these marks I should've bought
• 1:28:48
  a Jamie's mark And leave these rappers handicapped
• 1:28:51
  park And when you see your boy out, bow down
• 1:28:53
  and kiss the ring With a crew about myself, I
• 1:28:56
  ain't worried about a thing This is Shaq City,
• 1:28:58
  man, where the f*** you from? Shit can't go up,
• 1:29:02
  she ain't gobblin' My partner Supreme told me,
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  flows hard on these monkeys I hit pro gyms and
• 1:29:07
  told him, make my wrist chunky She ain't hung
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  like donkey For them dudes who won't get nicknamed
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  Beautiful, keep them brassin' Go man, you and
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  me, I'm funky like Leg shots to let you know
• 1:29:19
  that I'm serious When the blocks get hot, I'm
• 1:29:22
  in the streets Spare chested, I got money invested
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  Easy tested My dogs ain't walkin', them chickens
• 1:29:28
  ain't walkin' Them pigs ain't searchin', them
• 1:29:30
  birds ain't chirpin' I heard a mother, I heard
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  a mother I heard a mother, I heard a mother I
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  heard a mother, I heard a mother I heard a mother,
• 1:29:37
  I heard a mother I heard a mother, I heard a
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  mother This ain't the young and restless, you
• 1:29:51
  can say the drama Life support a boy, put your
• 1:29:53
  life on pause like a comma Who you cuttin' corners,
• 1:29:56
  who you stackin' money It's a game time comedians,
• 1:29:59
  man, they get to actin' funny I know the MCs,
• 1:30:02
  the real MCs Shamos ain't grew, man, them n****s
• 1:30:05
  was shoppin' with me Get a pumpkin head in front
• 1:30:08
  of your Lidota You a broke pop machine, but you
• 1:30:11
  out of order I'ma come and get you, don't make
• 1:30:14
  me keep you We hit you up for shells like a snail
• 1:30:16
  or a armadillo Watch the blue lights with the
• 1:30:20
  blue films Make them look like you got gears
• 1:30:23
  This ain't artificial, made of sh** We didn't
• 1:30:26
  throw him in like Michigan and hope the n***a
• 1:30:28
  can't swim And if he can't, I guess he won't
• 1:30:31
  live Give him names, get your w**k changed, he
• 1:30:34
  ain't hate a beat Fuckin' enemies and searchin'
• 1:30:39
  out empire And she'll see what I've heard of.
• 1:31:12
  All right. Let's do Hoppy's Hoops and a Tampa
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  Bay honors. Welcome to Hoppy's Hoops. Now there's
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  oh Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
• 1:32:32
  listened to radio show on the planet. And the
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  other stations are tuned in too. Hoppy on the
• 1:33:11
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  out the dreams Fancy wives wild, stories about
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  Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall Tune
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  in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy, I don't got
• 1:33:29
  that shock at all MJ to Kobe, legends in the
• 1:33:33
  game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.
• 1:33:36
  Javi's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the
• 1:33:39
  curtain, nothing left the same. Javi's moves,
• 1:33:42
  man, he knows it all. So, here we go. And Tony
• 1:33:46
  Parker reunited at the NBA Finals. Charles Barkley
• 1:33:51
  is daring ESPN to fire him over that boob comment.
• 1:33:54
  But he said he'll have to get paid for six or
• 1:33:56
  seven years anyway. Oh, sure. I got it. A lot
• 1:34:02
  of room. A lot of room. Oh, sure. I got it. I
• 1:34:21
  got it. Taylor Swift was at the game last night
• 1:34:26
  and was annoying. I talked to Fester from the
• 1:34:29
  MJ Morning Show. He said he liked it. I thought
• 1:34:31
  it was annoying. But he's also a nice guy. I
• 1:34:34
  am kind of nice. I also have jackass tendencies.
• 1:34:40
  I don't know if you know that. I got it. I got
• 1:34:47
  it. We got so much NBA coverage. Now, if you
• 1:34:58
  want to hear the X's and O's of the NBA, turn
• 1:35:01
  on SiriusXM radio for the NBA channel. But if
• 1:35:04
  you want to hear about the X's and O's, you're
• 1:35:09
  at the right place. Last night's game was crazy.
• 1:35:12
  I don't know why. When they were up 29, I just
• 1:35:15
  knew the Knicks were going to come back. I don't
• 1:35:16
  know why. I mean, when the Spurs were up 29,
• 1:35:18
  I knew the Knicks were going to come back. I
• 1:35:19
  just had a feeling. I just kind of thought it
• 1:35:22
  wasn't going to happen. And I was kind of right.
• 1:35:27
  All right. We got so much NBA fucking stuff here.
• 1:35:30
  Jesus Christ. I feel overwhelmed. All right.
• 1:35:33
  Where do we want to start here? Even though you
• 1:35:34
  can't see anything I'm doing. Let's start with
• 1:35:36
  them talking about the greatest show to ever
• 1:35:38
  hit TV inside the NBA. So let me rewind this
• 1:35:42
  and let me press this button right here on the
• 1:35:45
  other computer. Bernie Johnson, but they call
• 1:35:52
  me EJ. I host a little show called Inside the
• 1:35:54
  NBA. For 37 years. Inside the NBA has been the
• 1:36:00
  destination for all things basketball. You have
• 1:36:02
  to go through people in the playoffs. And so
• 1:36:04
  much more. Walking through the set. Since 2011,
• 1:36:11
  the largely unscripted host. Oh yeah, I love
• 1:36:14
  it. It's great. Shaq, EJ, Kenny, and Chuck have
• 1:36:18
  propelled the show to new heights. And now, in
• 1:36:20
  partnership with TNT Sports, are part of the
• 1:36:23
  Disney family. We're still in Atlanta Studio
• 1:36:25
  J, but now we're on ESPN. Welcome. And what better
• 1:36:29
  time to catch up with the gang... Come on in,
• 1:36:31
  Chuck. Chuck, how are you? Doing good, bro. ...than
• 1:36:36
  during their first NBA Finals. Don't make me
• 1:36:39
  knock you out on Good Morning. It really is awesome
• 1:36:41
  having him on the NBA Finals. And not that Jackass!
• 1:36:45
  No, that's Stephen A. Smith. This isn't inside
• 1:36:48
  the NBA. We're just on your set. We're lucky
• 1:36:50
  this is not good night, America. What has kept
• 1:36:52
  the show going so strong, so beloved through
• 1:36:55
  all the iterations? Well, I'm going to answer
• 1:36:57
  first because I'm the youngest here. But Ernie
• 1:37:00
  is the godfather, the principal, the father.
• 1:37:03
  I tell him all the time I'm happy to be sitting
• 1:37:06
  here next to him. I love him. This is the greatest
• 1:37:09
  show, in my opinion, because of this gentleman
• 1:37:11
  right here. we have reached a perfect balance
• 1:37:15
  of if you want to talk about basketball this
• 1:37:19
  guy that guy myself we got good opinions but
• 1:37:22
  we want you to have fun because let's be honest
• 1:37:26
  It's just stupid basketball. We ain't saving
• 1:37:29
  the world. In a basketball analogy, everybody
• 1:37:31
  has a role to play on the team. My job is a point
• 1:37:34
  guard and facilitate. Shooter, go ahead and save.
• 1:37:38
  So there's that. Adorable guys. And then here
• 1:37:42
  they are talking to Ben Stiller about what it
• 1:37:44
  would have been like. This is before the game
• 1:37:46
  began if the team blew a 2 -0 lead. Have the
• 1:37:50
  idea crept in your mind of how debilitating it
• 1:37:54
  would be to Knicks fans and Knicks kingdom all
• 1:37:57
  around to lose a 2 -0 lead? Look what you're
• 1:38:02
  putting out in the universe. Put that in the
• 1:38:04
  ether, man. Have y 'all thought about that? Charles
• 1:38:07
  says that a lot, the ether thing. Or do you not
• 1:38:09
  let that even reach through the seams? Not until
• 1:38:13
  you just said it, Draymond. Oh, my God. No, I
• 1:38:16
  know you've been a big Knicks fan for a long
• 1:38:18
  time. I mean, I want to see you all do well.
• 1:38:21
  I love how y 'all have rolled for this. No, nobody's
• 1:38:24
  thinking that way at all. At all. I think the
• 1:38:27
  mindset is locked in. I think what I said, you
• 1:38:30
  know, this was a crazy run. We didn't have any
• 1:38:32
  losses. He just seems like a twat, doesn't he?
• 1:38:37
  And then here's, at halftime, here is them saying
• 1:38:43
  why Carl Anthony Towns getting two fouls is not
• 1:38:48
  good. Chuck, it's not often that we see a play
• 1:38:51
  that happened a minute and five seconds into
• 1:38:53
  a game determine the outcome of a game. But for
• 1:38:57
  all intents and purposes, it has. Yeah, that
• 1:39:00
  play changed the entire dynamic of the first
• 1:39:02
  half. You know, it's interesting, too, because...
• 1:39:05
  They kind of got it right and wrong because they
• 1:39:08
  called it late. Because he grabbed him way into
• 1:39:12
  the play. Now, this is definitely a foul. So
• 1:39:14
  instead of Vic's first foul of the night, it
• 1:39:18
  turned into Cat's second foul a minute into the
• 1:39:22
  game. There you go. So there's that. And then
• 1:39:25
  here's Charles Barkley talking to Dan Patrick
• 1:39:29
  about the Cardi B stuff. Cardi D's? It looked
• 1:39:40
  like bees to me, Dan. It looked like bees to
• 1:39:45
  me. Does anybody say anything to you? When's
• 1:39:50
  the last time management or somebody said, Chuck,
• 1:39:53
  can't say that? Dan, you know, I'm hoping they
• 1:39:57
  fire me. You know, I got six years. I got six
• 1:40:04
  or seven years left on my contract that they
• 1:40:06
  know I got no chance of doing. Come on, dude.
• 1:40:09
  Do it forever until you die because then you're
• 1:40:10
  just going to die when you retire. I would love
• 1:40:12
  for them to fire me and have to pay me for the
• 1:40:14
  next six or seven years. There you go. There's
• 1:40:16
  Charles Barkley. And here is Josh Hart after
• 1:40:19
  the game. What just happened? Oh, wait, no. This
• 1:40:23
  is Jose Alvarado. That's called makes basketball.
• 1:40:26
  Stay together. Being together. And look at this
• 1:40:29
  fucking energy, man. Mm -hmm. That's what we're
• 1:40:31
  doing for right here. Hell yeah, he's sore. I
• 1:40:35
  don't think I'm here. We got this. Taylor Swift
• 1:40:40
  and Kylie Jenner are proving there's no bad blood.
• 1:40:43
  After the New York Knicks beat the San Antonio
• 1:40:45
  Spurs in Game 4 of the NBA Finals June 10th at
• 1:40:48
  New York's Madison Square Garden, Taylor, who
• 1:40:50
  attended the game and sat... It was so frickin'
• 1:40:53
  nauseating. She's so awkward when she dances.
• 1:40:57
  Look at me! Look at me! And I know the sweat
• 1:41:02
  these are going to come out of the word work
• 1:41:03
  because they're a parasocial moron. But look
• 1:41:07
  at me. I'm dancing. I'm dancing. Oh, next to
• 1:41:12
  Mariska Hargitay and Esty and Alana Hayes. Look
• 1:41:14
  at us. We don't know how to dance in a basketball
• 1:41:16
  game. Had a run in with Kylie Jenner, who was
• 1:41:19
  also in attendance with her diehard Knicks fan
• 1:41:22
  boyfriend, Timothee Chalamet. Yeah, he's got
• 1:41:25
  a beanie. In video posted to Instagram by Sportsish,
• 1:41:29
  Kylie and Taylor are seen exchanging pleasantries
• 1:41:32
  on the court. I wonder if they had a threesome
• 1:41:34
  with Shelly Maylander. Each other a warm hug
• 1:41:36
  after the game. Look at me! I'm making everything
• 1:41:39
  about me! Fairweather moron, go away! Aren't
• 1:41:45
  you from Philly? As Kylie tells the pop star,
• 1:41:48
  quote, wasn't that crazy? Referring to the nail
• 1:41:50
  -biter ending. Yeah, you know, Taylor's like,
• 1:41:53
  what? I was busy dancing. I'm done! The actual
• 1:41:56
  moment comes nearly a decade after Taylor clashed
• 1:41:59
  with Kylie's older sister, Kim Kardashian. Whatever.
• 1:42:03
  They all clash because they're all morons. Jalen
• 1:42:08
  Brunson can always count on at least this one
• 1:42:11
  celebrity to be by his side. The Knicks point
• 1:42:13
  guard who helped secure the team's epic comeback
• 1:42:16
  against the San Antonio Spurs during Game 4 of
• 1:42:19
  the NBA Finals June 10th recently revealed his
• 1:42:22
  Mount Rushmore of front row spectators during
• 1:42:24
  his appearance on the Richard Jefferson show.
• 1:42:27
  My number one, love her to death. She knows it.
• 1:42:30
  I thought this was like his wife's mom or something.
• 1:42:35
  Oh. There you go. So that's number one. Here's
• 1:42:44
  Jeremy Lin saying he's tried to reject the Rockets
• 1:42:48
  $29 million offer to stay with the Knicks. I
• 1:42:51
  was crushed. And my agent is just telling me,
• 1:42:55
  like, be prepared that they won't match. And
• 1:42:57
  I'm like, there's no way. There's no way. I got
• 1:42:59
  to go back to New York. Yeah. Carmelo really
• 1:43:02
  screwed him. There was no contract. They could
• 1:43:06
  have offered me three years, nine million, but
• 1:43:09
  there wasn't even that offer on the table. And
• 1:43:11
  when the Rockets offer came in, the first question
• 1:43:15
  I asked my agent is, are the Knicks going to
• 1:43:17
  match this? He's like, I don't know. And I was
• 1:43:20
  like, can you go back to the Rockets and tell
• 1:43:22
  them we won't accept this offer? We only want
• 1:43:25
  a lower offer. I tried to take less. I was like,
• 1:43:27
  I was trying to sabotage the Rockets offer. Good,
• 1:43:30
  good, good econ major. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:43:33
  There's a... Here's country Perkins on a segment
• 1:43:36
  that's sponsored by draft Kings talking about
• 1:43:38
  gambling. Sports will never be the same. Okay.
• 1:43:43
  And when I say that is because what is the biggest
• 1:43:46
  thing that's involved around sports right now?
• 1:43:51
  Gambling. It is gambling. And so everybody in
• 1:43:56
  a mama, great aunties, great grandmothers, everybody
• 1:44:00
  plays a bit. Everybody places a bet. We just
• 1:44:03
  finished doing one here. No, I'm just saying.
• 1:44:05
  So seriously, emotions are hot. Yeah, you have
• 1:44:09
  rowdy fans out there, and I'm not justifying
• 1:44:11
  for somebody putting their hands on somebody
• 1:44:13
  because they're wearing a team jersey. You know,
• 1:44:16
  DraftKings was crapping their pants during this.
• 1:44:18
  They're a fan of a team. I'm not ever justifying
• 1:44:21
  that, but what I'm saying is we have to learn
• 1:44:23
  and we have to be mindful that emotions are going
• 1:44:27
  to be hot. There you go. There's them. And there's
• 1:44:30
  this. Oh, fuck. I had YouTube muted. I try so
• 1:44:34
  hard, man. Jay -Z is showing off his hair transformation.
• 1:44:38
  The rapper's been famously sporting long, free
• 1:44:40
  -form locks for the last nine years. So he had
• 1:44:43
  an afro at the NBA Finals. Riveting! Here's Gilbert
• 1:44:48
  Arenas talking about... He says, Victor Wimbinyama
• 1:44:54
  and the Spurs... feel comfortable playing because
• 1:44:57
  the Knicks crowd is dead. And this was in the
• 1:44:59
  first half. There's that. And then here's the
• 1:45:13
  Knicks radio announcer with a mic on. She might've
• 1:45:16
  even known talking about Taylor. Here it is right
• 1:45:21
  here. No, I think Gray was just saying her name
• 1:45:24
  for no reason to distract me. No, that's her.
• 1:45:27
  Yeah, but where? With that long ponytail. Ain't
• 1:45:29
  that her in the blue? Like, that's her. I don't
• 1:45:40
  know if I believe you. Wow, look at Tyler go.
• 1:45:42
  You don't even know where you're looking. He's
• 1:45:44
  zooming in on his iPhone. Yeah, sure. She's not
• 1:45:52
  a Knicks fan. Get out of here, girl. She's not
• 1:45:58
  a Knicks fan. Get out of here, girl. That's how
• 1:46:00
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  with the red seats. I call it playing checkers.
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  I'm never doing verses. I'm forever giving lectures.
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  people And if you turn the zone, I got a whole
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  swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and they
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  women all deceitful Added to they subtract me,
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  I'll never be an equal Last place Drizzy is the
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  nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just write
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  every single thing you need down Then he got
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  it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout to
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  and I should have the most braggin' rights Because
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  rappers say, they tryin' to get their swagger
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  right Cause I done came with more fire than a
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  Clue, Wayne's here, Su Wu, bet he felt that like
• 1:57:11
  the end of a pool cue, but I ain't banging, I
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  ain't waving no flag, I'm ATF, but they ain't
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  seeing no badge, it's heartbreak Drake, I hate
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  to see him so sad, I could sun you, See a little
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  me and yo dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
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  to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty
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• 1:57:30
  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,
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  stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit about
• 1:57:37
  me And know the game really ain't shit without
• 1:57:40
  me She might have to pay me but I dick her down
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• 1:58:09
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• 1:58:12
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• 1:58:14
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• 1:58:20
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• 1:58:24
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• 1:58:27
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• 1:58:30
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• 1:58:32
  Red Scott hoodie too, probably ain't as good
• 1:58:35
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• 1:58:37
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• 1:58:39
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• 1:58:42
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• 1:58:51
  in the trunk and my exit coming up. Yeah, I am
• 1:58:54
  headed to the butt like, butt, butt again, Mike.
• 1:58:57
  Fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck
• 1:59:00
  Corinne, let's get bucks again And fuckin' spend
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  them bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told
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  you I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,
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  it bout to pop out Let's get it, let's get it,
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  motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is about
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  a minivan fist and I'm about to get shitty I'm
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  with it if money is the it you want me with And
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  I probably just spit on the chick you want me
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  with And I hate a phony bitch Only like I'm only
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  thick and I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm
• 1:59:28
  gonna need fit. And I just sold a lot of property
• 1:59:31
  to a buyer. And I think his name was kind of
• 1:59:34
  like Drake Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.
• 1:59:36
  I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes
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  to the game, I'm too willing to play harder.
• 1:59:41
  So harder I do. There he go. They chant MVP when
• 1:59:45
  I shoot a free throw. CEO. Jazz what they do.
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  The haters on their face and in their asses.
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  The shoes. Faster than you. Badder than you.
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  Radder than you. Etc. I told you I get paid by
• 1:59:59
  the letter. Like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J,
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  K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V. W, X, Y,
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  Z, Z. Top. Yes, he rocks. And me and Jizzy both
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  wrote on detox. That was just a footnote. How
• 2:00:16
  long can he could go? Wondering when he stop,
• 2:00:19
  bitch when the beat stop So I'ma keep rockin'
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  to the sheet rock Bend in the heat, I send burnt
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  skin The end Young Mula, baby Let's go! I'm here.
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  2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton, St. Petersburg.
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  Women's self -defense classes, kids' classes,
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  MMA classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll
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  go. Hi there. What's ChasePrinting .com, the
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  best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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  you need printed up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
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  I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live
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  in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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  .net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
• 2:01:47
  to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
• 2:01:49
  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
• 2:01:53
  DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
• 2:01:57
  truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
• 2:01:59
  That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
• 2:02:02
  That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  of who they are. People with autism normally
• 2:02:08
  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 2:02:11
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
• 2:02:14
  In a recent study, people with autism are less
• 2:02:17
  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 2:02:20
  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
• 2:02:23
  and family, having a college education. I have
• 2:02:26
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
• 2:02:29
  an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 2:02:31
  remember that people with autism want the same
• 2:02:33
  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
• 2:02:45
  your kindness. Tick -tock, clock's a -jookin',
• 2:02:48
  playin' cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost
• 2:02:50
  done, feels like robbery in banks. Cryin' hoppy
• 2:02:52
  on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams.
• 2:02:54
  Syndicated scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams.
• 2:02:57
  Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close. Radio
• 2:03:00
  waves, made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and
• 2:03:03
  joy, dissolvin' in the air. But we'll keep the
• 2:03:06
  rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's
• 2:03:16
  growing dim Ear drums mixing Hoppy like fingers
• 2:03:19
  without rings VHX to FM Shout out to the street
• 2:03:22
  As soon as sound will vanish Like shadows in
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  the heat The hoppy hour is coming to a close
• 2:03:27
  Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
• 2:03:31
  and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
• 2:03:34
  the rhythm Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's
• 2:03:42
  buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Ear drums
• 2:03:45
  mixing Like shadows in the heat. Like clockwork
• 2:04:17
  to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
• 2:04:19
  a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
• 2:04:22
  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
• 2:04:25
  a canyon line Line Empty speakers, silent thighs
• 2:04:34
  But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
• 2:04:36
  Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jacks
• 2:04:39
  He's our daily grind Now silence louder Than
• 2:04:42
  the thoughts we can't rewind So the Hoppy hour
• 2:04:45
  is coming Oh, it's just so unfair And like that,
• 2:05:24
  he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
• 2:05:28
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 2:05:32
  poop. I'll kick you a little. And we'll call
• 2:05:35
  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
• 2:05:48
  is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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  is closing.