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Episode 32: Vest Weather · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: M h, Tom, you know what that is out there?
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  Speaker 1: My friend count that count.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what we call that up their way?
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  Speaker 2: That's vest weather?
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  Speaker 3: Vest weather. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah to nature. Twas
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  Speaker 3: like it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna look at it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you have a vest on, John, I yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: got to like getting a five o'clock this morning, was
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  Speaker 3: getting a fucking wet towel to the face. When you
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  Speaker 3: walk out, You're like, Jesus, where's the the unseasonal warm weather? God? Well,
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  Speaker 3: tis gone?
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  Speaker 4: Tis god gone.
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  Speaker 3: I've instead of my typical gil I have. She have
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  Speaker 3: a kind of a jacket thing on me this even
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  Speaker 3: and the hardness is starting to wear off me. I
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  Speaker 3: can tell you what the although I have a coating
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  Speaker 3: of dust as you can see the I thank god
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  Speaker 3: we we haven't started putting the videos out until I
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  Speaker 3: can properly edit him. Like, but yeah, it probably wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: make great viewing this evening. It looks like Halloween has
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  Speaker 3: come a weekly for Tom for some reason. But it's
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: it's all in a good good name.
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  Speaker 2: You've also, Tom got the bean hat on with the
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  Speaker 2: with the light at the top, but you look like
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  Speaker 2: a minion down the mind.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's do you know what? People may laugh at
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  Speaker 3: them fucking hats, but and you know, people wear hat
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  Speaker 3: hats for fashionable reasons, but I don't have much fashionable
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  Speaker 3: reasons left in my life. It's pure utilitarian and this
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  Speaker 3: hat is a fucking life saver. It's a lifesaver.
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  Speaker 4: It's warm and it has a light.
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  Speaker 3: Tom, it has warm and it has a light other
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  Speaker 3: than actually may make me a toast the sandwich here.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what is this fact hat can do
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  Speaker 3: for me? It's in class.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what it could do for you, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: It could introduce this show because we're doing a very
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  Speaker 2: poor job of it. How are you all keeping I'm
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  Speaker 2: Jerry McBride, that's Tom, o'mone. You're very welcome along to
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  Speaker 2: the Tom and Jerry Show. As the as the Knights
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  Speaker 2: draw in, her random bullshit grows larger, what can we say, Tom?
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  Speaker 3: This is the you see, this is the maybe the
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  Speaker 3: country Folcinism. If anybody wants to go back and find
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: an episode of on pish Oaks, you'll notice that books
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  Speaker 3: like us when the night's throwing and they get a
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  Speaker 3: bit darker, a bit spookier. That then the talk and
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  Speaker 3: the chatter and the ship what podcasts come to life
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  Speaker 3: way And this is what I can only apologize, jir.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just delighted to be talking to you. To be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you, it was all I've been talking is
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  Speaker 3: fucking building stuff for the last last week with people,
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  Speaker 3: and I don't mind talking around the houses with you
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  Speaker 3: on us.
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  Speaker 4: But well, do you know what I want to tell you?
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  Speaker 1: Tom?
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  Speaker 2: We'll launch into the show proper here because this isn't
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  Speaker 2: the first time you were talking to me this. You're
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  Speaker 2: talking to me earlier this week. Uh and and and
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  Speaker 2: we've got a whole segment about it.
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  Speaker 4: Every week, Tom, we come up with a weekly what
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  Speaker 4: have you?
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  Speaker 2: The big news to brew had the scuttle boats, and
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  Speaker 2: sometimes it's international incidents, and sometimes it's something awful lot
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  Speaker 2: closer to home. And that's how I found myself to
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  Speaker 2: be the subject of this week's weekly what have You.
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  Speaker 2: This is a very complicated case, mod you know, a
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  Speaker 2: lot of Ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 2: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 2: in my head.
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  Speaker 3: Man, you did what you always do and you've been
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  Speaker 3: doing for years with me. Is that I'm for anybody
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  Speaker 3: out there who googles like ailments and stuff, and there's
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  Speaker 3: Google doctors. Jerry comes straight to me when he has
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  Speaker 3: carry is shoes.
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  Speaker 2: When carr issues, I go to Tom. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: tell the fine listeners here. Let's see, let's slip some
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  Speaker 2: of this earlier on social media, but I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: tell the final listeners how I came to be the
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  Speaker 2: subject of this week's Weekly What have You? Because this
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  Speaker 2: was a big weekly what have You? Tom, This is
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  Speaker 2: like a once in twenty years occurrence.
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  Speaker 4: I hope, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you put the heart across me. When I read it,
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  Speaker 3: read or listened to your message, I was like, oh Jesus,
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  Speaker 3: all right.
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  Speaker 2: Very simple thing, folks. I was about driving around. I
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  Speaker 2: was dropping a week girl to bear at the party.
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  Speaker 2: It was all a kickball scramble, screaming and crying in
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  Speaker 2: the high rise blocks. We had a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 2: to move around and pick up my wife from work,
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  Speaker 2: drop off the one kid at the grand parents, drop
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  Speaker 2: off the other kid.
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  Speaker 4: There's a lot of balls in the air.
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  Speaker 2: In the middle of it all, I pulled over at
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  Speaker 2: the petrol station to get petrol and I got a patrol.
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  Speaker 4: That Tom is, Yeah, very diesel.
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  Speaker 3: You're a country man.
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  Speaker 4: You d diesel.
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  Speaker 2: And that is this week's small and all as it
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  Speaker 2: may seem, folks, that I put the patrol in a
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  Speaker 2: diesel car, but it was the biggest thing to hit
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  Speaker 2: me in quite some time, and we thought that we
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  Speaker 2: would take that as an opportunity to teach the Tom
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  Speaker 2: and Jerry listenership what happens when you put pel.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're not the first man to ever leave me
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  Speaker 3: a voice note on. That's that issue. It is a
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  Speaker 3: thing that can can't It typically can't happen the other
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  Speaker 3: way around. Yes, the diesel pipe, the actual handled a
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  Speaker 3: nozzle just won't go into petrol ones just.
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  Speaker 4: Physically won't fit into it. It's it's too big.
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  Speaker 3: It's too big, no matter how much you tried your
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  Speaker 3: it's just.
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  Speaker 2: The petrol nozzle is more than small enough to slag comfortably.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't even touch the sides.
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  Speaker 4: Just don't even touch the site.
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  Speaker 3: You don't even have to take it out to dinner.
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  Speaker 4: It's just just Tom, I just can I just tell
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  Speaker 4: you the story.
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  Speaker 2: I'm there, like you know that that I'm here just
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  Speaker 2: like filling diesel, and I'm doing the thing where I'm
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  Speaker 2: like lying against the car filling it backwards.
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  Speaker 4: You know that sort of way. Yeah, yeah, you know
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  Speaker 4: when you're like Joe cool.
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  Speaker 2: But and I'm looking at my phone. What you're not
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  Speaker 2: supposed to do at a petrol pump?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. I've asked several people who work
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  Speaker 3: for petrol companies what's that about? And it's to do
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  Speaker 3: with like they give some fucking.
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  Speaker 2: You know what.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's an urban myths that's nearly fit for
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  Speaker 3: the Tom and Jerry.
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  Speaker 2: Show, that the phone could throw off radiation that would
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  Speaker 2: spark and explode. If that's going to happen, Tom, then
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  Speaker 2: I think that's going to happen anymore.
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  Speaker 3: Now. I think it's to stop people fucking dawdling about
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  Speaker 3: the petrol pumps more than anything, And don't be to me.
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  Speaker 3: Don't be doing stupid ship like putting how much to
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  Speaker 3: put in here? Do you filler up to the neck?
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  Speaker 4: No? I didn't. I didn't put him a thirty you.
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  Speaker 3: Okay by today's. By today's it's about three liters.
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  Speaker 2: But well, this is a barely put barely put a
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  Speaker 2: treble into it. And when I say, like Tom, you
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  Speaker 2: want to see me?
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  Speaker 3: Do you know?
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes on the Tom and Jerry Show, if you're listening,
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  Speaker 2: I'll do my southern bell voice, you know. My oh man,
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  Speaker 2: I did declare at the vapors, and I was like, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Gotten fucking believe what I had done. I was like,
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  Speaker 4: oh my Jesus.
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  Speaker 3: Christ of all my did shame come over you a
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  Speaker 3: little bit? Rather than just worry before the car? Did
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  Speaker 3: shame come over?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's it's it's it's it's.
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  Speaker 4: A lot to hit. It won't go.
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  Speaker 2: Now we'll say I'm a defense Tom. Last week I
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  Speaker 2: said that I was away on all this is in
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  Speaker 2: America right. A couple of things. We were driving a
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  Speaker 2: rundal car and we were driving aroundal petrol car, gasoline car.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 2: So for those two weeks that I was in America,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like the car like three times maybe, or
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  Speaker 2: topped it up three times. Like the last thing I
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  Speaker 2: wanted was to instinctively put diesel in that car. And
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  Speaker 2: then the ship had happened, because the rental car company
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  Speaker 2: will be like, oh, well, now you owe it's a
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  Speaker 2: new car. You owe it's a new SUV and you
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  Speaker 2: owe fifteen grand and you're in debt for life. So
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  Speaker 2: I was I had mentally trained myself.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, petrol Patrick Patrick, Patrick Patrick Patrol Patrol, and not
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  Speaker 4: for nothing as well.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you this as well, America, we're learning
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  Speaker 2: a lot about you over the last couple of weeks. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you're a contrary shower of bastards. The diesel nozzle in
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  Speaker 2: America is green and the petrol nozzle is black.
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  Speaker 3: Absolute scumbags, right, what I should look at. They're still
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  Speaker 3: dealing in fucking miles in inches and fucking four hours
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  Speaker 3: over there, like for Fox's sake.
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  Speaker 2: So I've been doing them mental gymnastics over there, and
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  Speaker 2: I come back here and the first time I go
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  Speaker 2: to put diesel in my car, I've done such a
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  Speaker 2: number on my brain.
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  Speaker 3: That I'm just like, are you still jet like direct?
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  Speaker 2: I was at the time, Yeah, very much, very much,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm still a wee bit now and I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: holy crap. Now here's the thing, Tom. I put diesel
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  Speaker 2: in a petrol car one other time before twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 3: But I think we talked about this. Yeah, I put
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  Speaker 3: like a.
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  Speaker 2: Five or a diesel in my sister's car, and that
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  Speaker 2: was that was like everybody had told us at the time.
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  Speaker 2: It was only a five or a diesel in a
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  Speaker 2: petrol car, fill it up with petrol, and go on
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  Speaker 2: about your business. So I knew there was some sort
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  Speaker 2: of Shenanigan's tour. But the best thing to do, and
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  Speaker 2: and and and and as as we come to find out, Tom,
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  Speaker 2: and you were even the man that said it as well,
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  Speaker 2: that you're driving a diesel car, that it is a
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  Speaker 2: known thing to throw a drop of petrol into it
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  Speaker 2: every now and then. Maybe you throw half a liter
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  Speaker 2: of it into the lube up the spigots. I don't know, Ah, right,
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  Speaker 2: you throw it.
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  Speaker 3: We have mechanically minded people. Listen to this podcast, by
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  Speaker 3: the way.
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  Speaker 4: It's you know what you do?
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  Speaker 2: Tell you throw a half a liter of petrol in
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  Speaker 2: with physic fill of diesel to graze the nipples you
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  Speaker 2: never knew was there?
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  Speaker 3: Oh there you are, No Jesus right, well, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: But I knew you didn't throw thirty years working.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no. And look at that's a house
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  Speaker 3: measure whiskey right there. And to be fair, maybe once
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  Speaker 3: upon a time, if there's a big fucking I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: you know, there's a big diesel you you're driving, and
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  Speaker 3: it operated probably a bit more with less subtlety than
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  Speaker 3: the cars soon nowadays. But that's the you see, that's
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  Speaker 3: the thing. Like diesel pumps, believe it or not work
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  Speaker 3: even though diesel is is you know, a cruder former
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  Speaker 3: petrol and it's more oily. They do work in a
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  Speaker 3: years high tolerance. Like so if it's not getting good,
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  Speaker 3: iiley stuff through it, like if it isn't looked up,
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  Speaker 3: like it will grind to all like metal metal or
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  Speaker 3: metal like you know that is not good. Do you
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  Speaker 3: have the way around the diesel and petrol? It's probably
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  Speaker 3: too oily and but by the same token would have
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  Speaker 3: us not the similar effect. But what it'll do is
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  Speaker 3: I think it won't compress as easy. I could be
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  Speaker 3: saying this wrong now, but I think it won't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a learning podcast, but we are going
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  Speaker 2: to learn people a couple of little bit because.
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  Speaker 3: It won't and it also won't combust like you can throw,
• 10:20
  Speaker 3: you know, the way you see in you know all
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  Speaker 3: good nineties and eighties movies action movies that'd flick a
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  Speaker 3: fag at a bit of petrol. Now petrel will catch
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  Speaker 3: even the vapors of it, the vapors of it will
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  Speaker 3: catch diesel. Best a fucking look you'd want to have
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  Speaker 3: fire going to that to get encourage it to the
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  Speaker 3: fag is not going to get that going. Like. But
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  Speaker 3: at the same time, you I wouldn't encourage anybody put
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: the wrong fucking one in regardless, but you would thirtiquid
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  Speaker 3: too much turticquid. You're you're probably talking with three gallons
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  Speaker 3: at that stage. Over three gallons, which is about fifteen liters,
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  Speaker 3: Well no, you're probably closer to seventeen or eighteen liters
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  Speaker 3: of that stage. You ain't gonna put that through your engine.
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  Speaker 3: But you did the right thing.
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  Speaker 2: You can't o'many and if you earned this problem, you
• 11:12
  Speaker 2: call tomme, Omney, just get a pen here here, oh
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  Speaker 2: eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: And my home addresses in the comments people, so just
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: go on down.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So Tom, here's a couple of things. Right, You're
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: going to tell these fine people the proper thing to do, now,
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: don't you know, get a hose and start sucking diesel
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  Speaker 2: out of the out of the engine. That's not the
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  Speaker 2: thing that's going to happen. Right, No, technically speaking, that's
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  Speaker 2: what they do in the garage for you.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, technically speaking, that's what they do. And they
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  Speaker 3: would like there are specialist crews. If you are in
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  Speaker 3: Dublin too, I mean your insurance probably covers it. I
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  Speaker 3: would imagine, or that they might readirect the crowd to
• 11:51
  Speaker 3: just come out and do it for you. Where they
• 11:53
  Speaker 3: will they have their van and they have well, look
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: they're gonna take. They're gonna take, but petrol you took
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: like not a part payment, but that's their petrol now, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and they're taking that, but they will suck it out
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  Speaker 3: on the spot. I saw it many times, many times,
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  Speaker 3: weirdly at the Petro station in Luke and it's a
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  Speaker 3: busy Texico. Loads of people seem to do it for
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  Speaker 3: some fucking reason. Every Saturday morning you'd see somebody has
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  Speaker 3: done it where they've put petrol in the diesel and
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: you're kind of going, howie. All so every Saturday you'd
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: see this guy making a fucking killing just pulling up.
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  Speaker 3: But almost all the have breakdown a cyst. Yes, that's
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: the thing to ring first, and it's look, you'll have
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: to just be prepared for the person on the phone
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: to go because nobody the judgment, the judgment that will
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  Speaker 3: come down upon you is cruel to God, like it's
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: it's you know, I don't know of anything less. And
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: it's not a masculine thing or a feminine thing, but
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  Speaker 3: anything less. Really, people just look, that's a lesser fucking
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  Speaker 3: human for doing it. And it can easily happen. Easily
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  Speaker 3: happen like many of the time you picked up the
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: wrong charger for your phone, and only you don't go
• 13:12
  Speaker 3: ramming it in there, but you've picked up the wrong charger.
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  Speaker 3: Fair is fair like, so I can see how it
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  Speaker 3: does happen. And if a fellow was a bit groggy,
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: tearing around kids asking him questions that kids tend to
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  Speaker 3: ask and dropping wives off, picking them up, driving around
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  Speaker 3: the town, yeah, I can see it. I can see it.
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  Speaker 3: And you're chugging away jet lagged, jet lagged, and I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't give you any shit over because I kind
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  Speaker 3: of guessed if now, if it happens in two weeks time,
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: there we'll be moving some furniture, like you know of Wait,
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  Speaker 3: they'll be what are you doing with yourself? I entrusted
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  Speaker 3: you with a diesel, for God's sake, and now you're
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  Speaker 3: doing this to it.
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  Speaker 4: This is this is the thing.
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  Speaker 2: So all all wold like a told to a guarde
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  Speaker 2: and the drained of the next day and they gave
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: it back to me and they relieved me of two
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: hundred euros for the pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: It is now to break down, didn't cover it.
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  Speaker 2: Break down assist. Here's the thing with breakdown, the cysts breakdown,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: the cyst will assist your ass to the nearest garage. Okay, sorry,
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: that's that's not like breakdown. Maybe some fancy AA people
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  Speaker 2: have it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have a breakdown. Repair. We'll come around and
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  Speaker 4: we will.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The only time, the only time in that ever fixed
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  Speaker 2: the car for me on the side of the road
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  Speaker 2: was there was like a link between the gearstick and
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  Speaker 2: the gear thingamse And it's like a little it's like
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: the link to your toilet that you flush.
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  Speaker 3: But it is a linkage. You're right, it is linkage
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: and you can you can? Is that when you were
• 14:34
  Speaker 3: taking off in your Toyota and as as oh, no
• 14:36
  Speaker 3: that thing was you got you have a box full
• 14:41
  Speaker 3: of neutrals, a box andrals.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: No, no, that thing was not as not as simple
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  Speaker 2: as this. Your man says, look, you take this into
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: the garage and fix it. But to get you home
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: here and eat fucked around with it, and I could
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: limp at home, but other than that, they will just
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: hook you up and take you to the nearest garage
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: of their choosing. If you want to go to a
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: garage of your choosing, you pay the mileage to get
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: you to that.
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  Speaker 3: So maybe if you have the time on your hands
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: in that morning. So I mean, the garage is going
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: to hit you for two quick, simple as that, unless
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  Speaker 3: you know the guy or know the woman or that's
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: going to pick it up. Maybe if you do get caught,
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: do look for that service. Definitely if you live in
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: around cities, I guarantee it. They're on the goal. And
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: it's a great business model if you think about it,
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: because it's like the.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Lads that have powerwashers that washer your garden washer in
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: the bud of the van.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: It's the very same setup. They've got a couple of
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: a couple of forty gallon drums inside there. They'll give
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: you and they'll suck it out on the spot. Now
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: look at it. If you've headed up the road next sing,
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: she's chucking like man, that black smoke coming out the
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: fucking back of it. Get it in quick, Get it
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: in quick before you damage. Because what you're doing is
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: you're asking, you're asking the archeries of the engine to
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: deal with a ship that doesn't normally. That's it's literally it. Yeah.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: So I mean there's there's not a lot I can
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: do for a person, and like that, Thank god you
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: have the cop on to go what what what?
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: Don't turn the key in the ignition, just.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Don't, don't And if you have done, don't fret because
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: it's already fucking done, because it's done.
• 16:15
  Speaker 4: What's done is done. What I want to.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Say stange in two early doors. But at the same
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: time you probably.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Have here's here's what I want to say, and we'll
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: move on from this, because no, ma'am, we're.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Not so specific here, folks.
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: So coming into the winter, you want to look after
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: your cars, look after the cars, and they're looking after you.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: What you want is not to not put petrol into
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: these lengin the petrol engin vice versas. But what you
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: need good insurance, roadside assists, all that sort of stuff.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: What you need is a gay on a phone that
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: you can ring a gay or a girl on a phone.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I've got Tom. Tom will know that I don't ring
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: him asking what the size of spanner do I need?
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: To fix this. That's not what I ring Tom for.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I don't ring.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: Tom to say Tom, I'm elbow deeping an engine here. Now,
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: how much talk do I put on a stilling the
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: head gaskul or anything like that. I ring Tom for
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: reassurance as to, roughly speaking, how much this job is
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: going to cost me?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: And he's very, very rarely.
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: Off by more than fifty europe Like, I'm like Tom
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: cars after cutting out here, Tom the clutches, after going Tom,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: I drive a lot of shady cars. It seems Tom
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: x y Z is happening. And I can say, Tom,
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: I know you're not going to fix it for me.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to fix it for myself. But just
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: all I need now is talk me down off the
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: ledge that this isn't the four grand job and it's
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: oh no, that will cost you three fifty. That'll be
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: the good of five hundred. Yeah, you know you might
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: get a buy and do that for one fifty.
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: And he's not that far wrong.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: And you need someone like that in your life. But
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: that's your die, your uncle, your brother or your cousin
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: or your sister or your granny or whoever it is
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: in the house that knows a wee bit of cars,
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: some lad you know from work and at all, Yeah,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: get one of them, Get one of them, because because
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: you're sitting on the side of the road where a
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: least you know it is not going to be mortgage
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: paint or or it is a piece in.
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: No one tom there is, do you know what I mean?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: It's like you just know one death is on the way.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: You're like, well, now we know, now.
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: We know, we know. No one is half the battle.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: M I I through the power of editing and all
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: the rest of it. But I may tell you that
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: I had to start the.
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: We had to pause recording.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: Here, guys, I'm over my parents place where the office is,
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: and they're gone on holidays, and they've left the most
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: neediest cat in the world. And here's a here's one
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: for you. That cat is originally from Dublin. Yeah, it
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: ended up. It ended up down here because it climbed
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: up into the engine of an electrician who's doing a
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: job up there, who lives down here, and he lands
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: down home and he could hear this mewing. Now he
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: did not stop. He left. I don't know where. He said.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: He left near the city center and drove the entire way,
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: no stop, no point could have carr a cat have
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: just decided I'm going to jump up right and he
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: lands down with this cat and now it's the most
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: neediest bastard. And it was literally through through patio door
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: of the office I could hear this thing like unrealistically
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: meowing like a human was doing a fake me how
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: this thing was meowing outside. So I had to go
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: and feel it for like the third time today. But
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: it's no comfort eating because it's not getting to sit
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: in by the fire at the minute. It's got its
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: own it's got its own part of the house to
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: go live in. It's got its own wing, this thing.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: But anyway, anybody that I don't care for animals, there
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: you go.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you what that cat has given us, Tom,
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: If nothing else, he's given us a great segue, because
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: you know what with that cat, he's some lad. What yes, indeed,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And there's those lads in them lads, and all the
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: devil knows what lads cats and otherwise.
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: Hum.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: But every week we like to give a special special
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: mention to this.
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: Lady ah huh, or these lads as it would be.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: These lads, as the case may be. Multiple cudding single
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: one out.
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah they were they got, they got. You know,
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: if you read enough articles, there was enough single doubt
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: for whatever. But I suppose an ongoing thing. We never
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: really cover heavy stuff and all the rest of them,
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: but not a political podcast. No, And I mean there's
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: we but there's no denying. There is most definitely a
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: war gone on in Ukraine right now, Yes, and through Hooker.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Bye Crook in and around Ukraine.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: In and around Ukraine, and by Hooker Bye Crook, a
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: gain al, a platoon of god, I don't know how
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: many thousands put a lot of them. North Korean lads
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: old Kim Jong ill byes were sent over to join
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: their brothers are in their.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: Worst and foremost Tom, right before we get into it,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I know, I did not know about this at all.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I come to find out like Ukraine might have pushed
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: back into Russia.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Oh did did it? Yeah?
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, oh.
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, coming over into their territory, we'll wor going over
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: into your territory. And then Russia commandeered or received assistance
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: from North Korea, which I gotta tell you, I'm glad
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: I didn't hear about that, Tom, because that's ever so
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: slightly trouble, and they're like North Korea come to our aid,
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: and Kim's like, glad, my man, not about us, And
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: in ten thousand of my fine as young men up
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: your direction. So now we've got okay, did not know
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: that had broken into Korea?
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: Tom, here we go.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: I know that that definitely happened when you're away, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: All right, that's yeah. Well, you know, maybe I mightn't
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: have worried all that much.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: To be fair, there are means and ways of I mean,
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: there's all sorts of parents. I mean, if you listen
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: to some of the stories, their shenanigans going on with
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: what of to soldiers and there they're trolling each other,
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: sets of wives on either side of the fence that
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: he's away with a word and stuff like that, and
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: it's it's all sorts of things going on modern day warfare. Well,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: in this case, these gang of I suppose naive young lads.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: Well, these are lads from North Korea, which is like,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: you know, one of the more secluded and and and
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: secretive states on the war in the world, where the
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: general population would not have the freedom of information that
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: we would enjoy in Western countries.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Like Loud.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I wanted you to finish all that North Korea, the
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Loud of Korea, of the Korean Peninsula, and couple of
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: find that the lads from Korea specifically have never really
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: had all that much access to the Internet before.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, so they yeah, they're apparently fighting alongside
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: these lads or whatnot, but they're yeah, it has come back,
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: and I mean through different time, new news articles. I
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: suppose it's not. It doesn't seem to be just the
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: on Reddit or whatever, but it seems quite a good
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: few have they've kind of they've come with this story,
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: but they've these letters. I'm guessing they linked up with
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: the Russian fellas, and to be fair, you know, the
• 23:31
  Speaker 3: Russian lads probably should have kept it to themselves really,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: but it's like you.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: If you never had the internet, here have the internet,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: and the Korean lads, like anybody who's introduced to the
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Internet for the first time, are like, Wow, the wonders
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: of the world laid bare in front of me.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Information Google Earth, I.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Can find out if I put a competrol in a
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: diesel car accidentally.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, Wiki how twenty three and meters just all
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: the nope, nope, nope.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: It seems that they went straight to porn, went straight
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: to porn. Was it ever going to go any other way?
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I mean these lads for no, I figure first they
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: wanted a sandwich, you know, something a bit tasty because
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: in our Korea much and they put up a good
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: old show and all the rest of it. They ain't got,
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: not the poor bastards.
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Like I gotta tell you, Tom, I I was a
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: surprised in the least bit and and and and I
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: could kind of relate to it a little bit because
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: what our audience have to remember is that me and you,
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: me maybe a bit more than you, in about a
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: year or two older than you. But I canceled that
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: in the Internet age. We're from a pre internet world.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: And I remember my first my first go at the internet.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Shall we say, oh, thank you fu for that. There
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: gonna go right here, We're going way back, but go
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: at the internet.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, well no, they're one at the same time, the
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: true true. So the there was a computer at one
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: computer at school that was hooked up to the Internet
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: and it was being shown off at like a like
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: an open day, so to speak. So if you're an export,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: right for the school.
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: So come come, come to our school.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: Come look at the computer.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: Look, we will come look at the computer. No ship
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: right right, all right, this is live and memory. But
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: it was what do you call the thing where you know,
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: you go and potential students go and visit the school
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: before the you know, in sixth class.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a work. I can hear the word perspectives,
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: but that's not that in the college. But it's I mean,
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: it is an open day, but it's not yours. No,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: it's not perspective that would like brochure for the college
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: for the school. No, it's not.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: But look let us know in the comments, please, And
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: you could go in and go. We've got a science
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: lab and we've got all this kind of thing and
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: we are at the front of the world wide And
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: there was this one ass computer that was being shown
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: the Internet to people.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: And I'm gonna tell you this much now, Tom. There
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: was no Google on it. That how far back I'm going.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: It was some other Murria Internet portal.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: And as and when nobody was coming in to see it,
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: we were just like I've been pamel Anderson.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, and then pixelated version of pamelanis and would
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: take three minutes.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like someone coming up the hall and
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: it'd just be like coming down by our chin, like
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: you know, coming down by our neck.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: You know that the scroll bar of drawing it up.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: So don't get me wrong, I'm one hundred percent behind.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Like the first time you get a window into the world,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: you're just like, show me something dirty. But these lads
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: can't pick up a rifle.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: Tom Yeah, but it's sometime holding the stomach at themselves.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: But at the same time, if you put yourself in
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: their position, you know, they've just come out of North
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: Korea class Okay, it's going to a war zone still, okay, fine,
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: and you get like you've had you've been told there
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: is no world outside of our Korea like this a
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: they're the store like some of the documentaries everybody has
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: seen them like, but they're just mind blowing the store,
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: like the the world that they've developed outside of our
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Korea for these people in their head. And these lads
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: land out and go what wait, what you're all hold
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: on eating burger king over there? What the fuck is
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: They told us that? What's that there's a computer in
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: your pocket? No, there's not sure there is come have
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: a look and straight away tits. Do you know what
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: I mean, that's where we're going immediately, and all these
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: young guys there wouldn't be I can absolutely one guarantee
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: that would happen in every single stage of humanity.
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: If I if.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: The fucking barbarians were being fucking attacked by legions of
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: the fucking Roman Empire. Great in those days, but if
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: the barbarians could just slide, you know, an iPhone over
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: tits and fannies all over it, banging going on here,
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: here's what I want to fucking erect us the whole
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: the whole things tumbling living in a whole different world.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: That's what happened the Roman Empire. I bet you it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: the samebody carved quickly a pair of tits on a
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: marble statue and that was it, the end the game.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: Or just like you know, the Rosetta stone is just
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: like the chisel, the dirty story into it, you know.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Oh no, the pharaoh's mistress came.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Over and rolled in the hay, and.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Of course I got to see everything. Yeah, but like
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: you know that that's one thing Tom right, and.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: And like you know, you could imagine, you know, you know,
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: British squadies in the Falklands getting minorly distracted by page
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: three Girls from the Sun, for example. Yeah, well, can
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: you imagine being a brown ass military age man in
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: North Korea and you've never seen like, you haven't seen
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: a seen soft.
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: Core pornography crossed your hard catalog. Nothing, you've seen nothing.
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: You've seen an ankle of ones. And that's all that's
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: all you have in the tank. That's all you have
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: in the Wan tank. It's in there. I saw an ankle,
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: I saw a wrist. They were spectacular on this woman.
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden you're introduced to tom.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: It must be said, the level of smot that's out
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: there today, Oh.
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: It's literally all the Internet is far like it's astronomical,
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: like they there was some there was some figure came
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: out the other day. It was like sixty percent of
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: the Internet's usages for porn. It was some high number.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: I could be way off, but even ten percent would
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: be high when you consider like banking, you consider email,
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: consider social media, you consider you know, all these things,
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: YouTube and ever nuts and it's a huge number. And yeah,
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: lads are But to be fair, it was always going
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: to happen, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: the Ukrainian Lad, you know, hacked it and just sent
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: over a bunch of riding and.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: That's some that's that's some defense from the North Korean soldiers.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I was looking up cat videos and the
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Ukrainians hacked me.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: That'll be my excuse. Yeah. Yeah, with Jesus Christ, you
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: didn't call.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: You're getting caught with blue taping them in the in
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: the in the Telly is like, oh no, no, it
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: was it.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: Was It was it was me brother, it was it
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: was the older boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: like the.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Like on a general basis, you know, you're going to
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: war and I'm sure they have base camp set up
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: and things like that, but on a general scenarios, not
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: like they've got the you know, the weekend in the
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: hotel room by themselves in about the lotion. These must
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: be just going because it gives it. Lend your phone, No,
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: not again, your fucker just left. Lad, just give me
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: a lend your phone. I only need twenty seconds, I
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: swear to God, I just need to see a glimpse
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: This is this you'll have Nor Korean lads just pulling
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: themselves to the screen that says are you eighteen or older?
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: A calculator with eight zero zero eight?
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: So just they can't get past us, like, oh, you
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: must be eighteen to enter this site.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they like as you said, and to kind of
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: phrase from our good friend Gordo, to pull themselves around
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: the room under tiptoes, like it must be scandalous. They're
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: fucking thinking that must be going on? What a way
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: to defeat the enemy like that? I mean, we have
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: to do nothing. They're literally dehydrating themselves to death. But
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: like there's lads shooting dust out of themselves now at
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: this state, the sparks came out of one for its flute.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: They are going to pull themselves into an early grave.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's it's.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: So what I want to say to you, Thomas.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: We'll get away from that.
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: It's like, how else can the forces fight and fighting
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: for a free world.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Weaponize the Internet against a closely guarded enemy. So we
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: don't know who we're going to be fighting a twenty
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: years time, but I can only imagine there will be
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: some sort of behind the iron curtain.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Community.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I guess, so like the North Koreans or wherever the
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: hell will be somewhere that doesn't have necessarily all that
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: much in our What else can we throw out from
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: tom cat videos other than other than other than pornography
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: that we'll.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Get I would grind to a halt with twenty cat
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: videos videos, Yeah, it would. It would grind me to
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: a fucking hold. Cat videos, Get them onto TikTok. They're
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: ruined if you get onto.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: TikTok, like, get them all the TikTok.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, TikTok will well, you know it actually will. It'll
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: finish them because before they know, they'll be interested in barbecues. Okay,
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: stuff about the Roman empar and possibly if bit of
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: tits too. But I would say, TikTok and cat videos,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: get them there. And you know Fred Dibner, just get
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: onto fred Dibna and TikTok the ass Like, there's just
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: an astronomical amount of videos of of Fred Dibna in there,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: and I would I'd say, fred from the Grave could
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: end any war if you just blanket bombed all the
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: enemy's phones, which is videos of Fred Dibner.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I reckon, like, what would get me is puny little
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: match three mobile games candy crushes and and and merge
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: tycoons and that sort of thing that would that would
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: that would get me to drop my rifle pretty quick.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, I can't. I can't storm the front line. Know,
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: I have to monitor the output of this little factory
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: game that I'm playing to make little little buttons or
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: whatever to sell to another little cartoon character so that
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I can get a gem.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think for me, I need I think if
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: you're going to be definite about it, because I think
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: then let's say not all of them have a phone,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: then you can't really show what you made. Go oh, look,
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: I gotta I linked to three watermelons or whatever the
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: fuck candy crush does. I don't know. But if there's
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: copious amounts of fred Dibna popping up on a phone,
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: fi Fellers consider on watch that and comment on her some.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, it's like a smart bomb, do you know?
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: It's that's that's that's what I'm thinking. It's going to be.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Tom. Like we we grew up in the eighties where
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: like if you wanted a storm a barracks or anything
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: like that, you're coming in here throwing grenades and pulling
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: the pin out which you are taking throwing grenades down
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: chimneys and things like this. I reckon soldiers will be
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: running past blockades throwing iPhones in like there were grenades
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: and on. It is just a screen that says, watch
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: this video to double your rewards, Like, oh, okay, it's
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: a thirty second I was gonna watch it just right,
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: just I don't know what the reward is, but I
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: wanted let me just watch the thirty second video of
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: the double reward. And then you sneaking behind him, and
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: you know, remember kids to the head double tap.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do know what it could actually work. It
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: could work before you know what you've guys then who
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: are just actually putting double you know the high scores
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: up like and they want to get again. Yeah yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: And then just just just like you know, get get
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: get some lad with a good arm and an iPhone
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and he just wings them into pillboxes and it's just
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: Dublin mom, Doctor's hit or finer Secrets.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I crap, I gotta I gotta click this, I gotta
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: click this.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: We need yeah, we need a rabbit hole. What would
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: be a good rabbit hole for these lads that you
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: think they'd be interested, So let's pick. Let's let's pick
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: an iron curtain style stoic stoic. All right, you know.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: We're not we're not a conspiracy podcast home, but let's
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: just start slinging iPhones around the place with like, what
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: really happened with Building seven?
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just the Wikipedia page open?
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, let me throw back this probably.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Well, actually, hang on a second, Yeah, that thing didn't
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: fall mighty fast.
• 36:09
  Speaker 4: Never in history has building fall so fast.
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: Jet fool doesn't bunce steel.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: Never in history has fire cause building to fall?
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Did you know it was? Since it was building number seven,
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: most over engineered steel building in the world for the time,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: it shouldn't collapse like this Internet self, I think, and
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: I'm no expect but I think its simple something to.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: Do with By the way, time are we do North
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: Korean or Russian?
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: There? I don't know what we were doing. We were
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: we wandered off into we were gone east anyway off here,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: That's all I'll tell you. We were east of here.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Well, time, I gotta tell you that's the problem in
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Ukraine's ordered that apparently, if only all rise were that
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: simple to fis.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: but we're we're in the midst of one of my
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: favorite times of the year. It's rugby season. Yeah, it's
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: international rugby season. It's back and uh any.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: A bad bassard.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: If I didn't just sit back and let you enjoy
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: that without starting to right, don't stop?
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah exactly, yeah you would. But I know, I know
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: you haven't been in a bonnit when it comes to
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: to rugby and.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: No, Tom, no, not rugby, organized sports.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: And general organized sports. So you go after like organized religion,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: you're just like, no, I'm not having it.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: If it's not if it's disorganized sport, if it's lads
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: playing tennis with I've got no problem with.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Running around catching the ball with their teeth and yeah
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: with no trousers on. This doesn't make any sense. Jars
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: to a foam finger all by himself in the stands
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: going this depiction I've ever seen in my life.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Welcome to this year's International Shovel Cup eating competition. I'll
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: watched that the hell out of that. The organized stuff I.
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Don't like, well, that's why I wanted to bring we.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: I wanted to go to Florence with you and go
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: to the score Sorry co tournament which is looks like
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: absolute mayhem. There is a sport somewhere in the middle
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: of it, but it's just like forty guys beaten seven
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: shades the shit out of each other and there's a
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: ball roads around at some point.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: But it wouldn't be that's also tom that's also rugby. Brother.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose it is to degree.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: But here's the thing, right, here's the thing. Now you
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: say rugby season is back, what has happening? Well, because
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: this is not six nations right.
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's not six nations, and I'd say it's back.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: It's not not gone. Like the season came back probably
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: nearly two months at this stage, and it's off for
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: the summer typically unless there's like a tournament like the
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: World Cup or something is on somewhere and it's played
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: during you know, summertime or whatever. But it is the
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: international season's open back up again. And this is where
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: we have there's no there's nothing to be one bar
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I suppose bragging rights and whatnot, but it's the international window.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Typically Ireland will go south or the Southerners tend to
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: come up as well, so it alternates like so they'll
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: they'll normally pick they won't dot around too much. But
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: because Ireland, because the five Nations, the five nations will
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: call it, or even yeah to the six nations, they're
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: all ready to be close. It's easy enough for the
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: likes of the Fijians, Australians, Kiwis and South Africans to
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: all come up and pond hop, you know, pond hop
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: around on planes to play each weekend. It's more so
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: to gain rankings, to make it a gaate money as
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: well entertain people, and you know it is to kind
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: of blood new players. You're supposed to be blooding new
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: players during a window like this. Sometimes summer too, will
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: go to some you know, a shy team like in America,
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: and you play them two or three times, and that's
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: where you bring you bring the fucking on the fourteens
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: with you to see who who you know, who might
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: be able to swing with the big boys later in
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: the year.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Like from a question to you, Tom, I'm not picking.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: What my question to you is is why the funk
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: would anybody watch this?
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: Because here's the thing. And now right so you've say
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: you have no interest in sport whatsoever, and this is
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: where this is where I think I'll get you right
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: hard enough as just an Irish fan of anything, because
• 40:10
  Speaker 3: we tend whether it's the Eurovision this long time, our
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: soccer team, mother a god, it seems to be an
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: okay thing, you know, delighted we are when we even
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: get a fucking bronze out or something. Well aren't we
• 40:25
  Speaker 3: onreal at it? But we just get cleaned out by
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: the old favorites typically. Right, Well, here's the thing about
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: the rugby side of things, and this is where I
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: think I might get you on board. We regularly and
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: I mean more often than not, beat England well at rugby.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: Compelling.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: That's just that's that's what I got from your point.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: That's all I have for you. Really, it's a great
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: It is a good sport in that as a team sport.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: Like if you if you're not interested in team sports,
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: then for about it. But as a team team sports,
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: it's very hard to stand out as an individual because
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: you literally, like the Spartans, you need the man left
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: and right of you looking after you because if you
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: get disjointed in an attack play where you do run
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: forward as in a line or in the defensive and
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: you'd start going Maverick and going I'm going to run
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: out ahead of everybody and catch a guy. You're gonna
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: get fucked up.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: I mean, look, here's the thing.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I'm right because we had to go with soccer when
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: the when the Premiership came back there at the end
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: of the summer.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: And we're not just gonna listener to the Toma Jerry Show.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: We're not just gonna do this throughout the year.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: We're not going to be like, oh, this week we're
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: having a row about tennis and Wimbledon. You know, you
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: know we're gonna have this maybe once or twice, maybe
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: five times more, six tops, who knows. If we slagged
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: soccer as we did, then we must also slagged rugby.
• 41:50
  Speaker 4: A little bit.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: What we slagged soccer for was I remember saying I
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: had no problem with the game itself, eleven against eleven
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: with the best man win, but that it had been
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: all bogged down with all this more real shit and
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: rules and everything that had been soft and the boys
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: rolling around like theyve been shot, and rugby was always
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: the game that wasn't that that It was a hard game.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Boys hit hard, you know, every man for himself and
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: God against all.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: But it's not that anymore. Ham it seems to be.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: You can't all into a ball of lads and spike
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: them into the ground like a tent peg anymore.
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: It seems like if you hit a boy your hard, it's.
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, you hite them awful hard. Now you
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: can't be doing that. It's all it's gone all very
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: soft touch from eat Ham. There's no such thing as
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: a rock or them all anymore. So it just boy's
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: lying on the ground handing balls off the bides.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Do you know I'm wrong, Tom, you are, because here's
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: the fucking things. These pastards are gone so like once
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: upon a time, and I don't mean that far back,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: I mean five six years ago until CTE really came
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: to the forem went ah. We should probably just keep
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: it below the neck radio if we're going right, and
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: if you are trying to tackle fill at least look
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: like you're trying to tackle you and not trying to
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: heal him from a distance. If anybody wants to wonder
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: what Jerry's on about, maybe you know. And there's still
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: a couple of these old fucking party toenails that still
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: go and against can't stoft you play against Fiji. Just
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: watch the highlights of the Fiji Welsh game at the weekend.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: Mother of God, these lads and now that the raft to
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: get a few pounds and this was this was for
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: there was a foreshadow in a couple of years ago.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: These lads had not do you know what I mean,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: they did nothing. They were the system was corrupt. They
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: were being lifted by French clubs, New z Kiwi clubs
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: and Australian clubs from an early age because they spoted
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: these kids. And then they get one cap and that
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: has ruined them forgetver playing for Fiji again because if
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: you get a cap you can't really well that's kind
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: of change now. But now that they've gotten a bit
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: of sponsorship and some organization, oh my god, almighty, they
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: are monstrous and Polynesians by rule are actually made different stuff.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: They've got a stronger bone density. They're the greatest athletes
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: on the in the world. Yes, and they go on that.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: He just wouldn't stop. He just kept hitting people in
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: the fucking head until they went, oh man, you have
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: to go off. You can't keep doing because this is
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: the seventeen stone killing me. I mean, Jerry, these men
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: are built like fucking tanas, like and a runner around
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: with a smile on their face, and they're the loveliest
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: people in the world. And they have that gentle voice
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: like that fella made out of rooks, you know.
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just the you know, and they're just they're all
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: built like Maui.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: Literally only fitter looking than Maui. And they like they
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: just only go above the head, like they only go
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: above the neck. So more so for these monsters that
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: are now coming into the game that just defy logic.
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: Some of the South Africans do. Just I hugged a
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: guy called Orgie's Nyman after we did what a great
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: I roasted him for like ten minutes at a rugby thing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: This guy's seven foot here, he's seven foot and mobile,
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: and you're like, the love of God, of course you
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: have to put in somebody's rules to just not have
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: somebody die just there we are. There's too there's too
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: much money and too much sponsors, sponsor for money's eyes
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: on the game now for somebody to actually die. And
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: that's the reason I think why they've taken some of that.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't want anybody to die toim, despite what
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: you may have heard.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: I was just going to disagree to there. Yeah, that
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: could be that was gonna be another round.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: Let me let me, let me hit you with another one.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, little word association, Tim, say a word, you say
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: the first.
• 45:40
  Speaker 4: Ward that comes to your mind.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, rugby class, Okay, now you do it with me,
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: same rugby whankersh That's just.
• 45:51
  Speaker 3: I was wondering when how long you're going to take
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: to get there? And there are there are, there are,
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: and mostly you would be surrounded about it by him
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: up there. And that's all in that Dublin. In Dublin,
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: sure there are some small you know, there's some clubs
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: there that are working class people and hard blue collar folk.
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: There's a few like barn Hall and a few of
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: them out there that. But by and large, the leinster
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: machine is being fed from the fee paying schools. And
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: why they're turning out such good lads is because they
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: can afford literally sports, sports psychologists, sports nutritionists and whatnot.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Where where I come from, it's played by farmers in
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: the off season from football and Hurland, right, who are
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: probably too big and bulky, are too ignorant. Like I
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: was to stick with Hurland or football, And when I
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: found rugby, I was like, huh, should grow fucking clattering
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: each other class. And there was I, you know, I
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: was of farming stock. There was probably seven or eight
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: other lads that were farmers, and the rest of the
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: lads were just headbangers from the town, do you know.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: And we I didn't grasp it until I was about
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: sixteen or seventeen. We played like a side came down
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: from Dublin and the one guy called me a peasant.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: It was the funniest thing ever. We've been seven shit,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: I mean we were. It was filthy Jerry gbh. Like
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: what we did to those poor fuckers. It was fucking
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: terrible what we did.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: Like, but not even just on the field time.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: I'm talking the whole chinos where and collars turned up
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: sticks a hynamite rugby whankers.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I suppose don't do.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: Themselves any favorite, you know. And I'm like, you know,
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: I guess I'm being classes in reverse here. Yeah, Whereas,
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: like you know, a lot of people would look down
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: at sports as being lower class and peasants and all
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: this kind of thing. But now I'm looking at it
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: going like, you know, ah, the upper middle class, fuck you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: So is that where your problem is rather than actual
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: rugby the sport of rugby.
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: It doesn't help it, Tom, I gotta tell you here
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: long on this story. Short, Okay.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody, if any listeners of the
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry Show are just copping this, but I
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: don't like to see people enjoy themselves.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I've picked up in that. It's the most
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Irish trait you have.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: I say, yeah every day time.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: It's phenomenal, not hard. But a lot of people are
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: probably on board with you on this one.
• 48:19
  Speaker 4: I could see by about quarter past nine.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and that's where we're at now at this stage,
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: will be on that and it's yeah, he needs his
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: compliment before he goes to bed. I won't convince you,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: I know, I won't convince you in a simple short
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: conversation of watching. But it's if you like watching organized
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  Speaker 3: the violence, it's well worth watching. And if nothing else,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: chair I'll circle back to this one, just surrounded off
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  Speaker 3: nicely on the rag we beat England.
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  Speaker 4: This is it too.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Here one last thing I'll say against rugby, Tominy, this
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: could just be a meeting. Don't understand too many rules.
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: Every now and then they'll stop the game and say,
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  Speaker 2: oh yeah, a penalty try, and I'll be.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what the fuck is that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm delighted you don't.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not asking you. I'm not asking you to explain
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  Speaker 4: these things to me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm delighted you don't.
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  Speaker 4: Every now and then I'll be just like, what, why?
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  Speaker 3: Why is this?
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Why is this the thing that happened?
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  Speaker 3: In fact, I'm turning into the old culture now. They've
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: started in this season and in the Autumn Nations Cup
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: or the Autumn Autumn Series where they much like American football,
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: they have the fucking rev MICD and he's and they
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: can right the whole stadium can hear it. And it's
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I get it. It's for the farewell of fans who
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: are new to it. But what is taken away? Now?
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Is there not the row between the person beside you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: It's taken. It's taken the guess like that was a
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: fucking that was a penalty and some besides you got
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: was it for a penalty? And you're like, hey, that listen,
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: that was a penalty. He's riding and that is gone.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Now the mystique in the audience is gone. Everybody now
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: has to sit there with the tunnel their mouth gone. Well,
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: it takes away do you know it away the like
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: I said, I could fucking route with who's next to you?
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, it's it's it's I used to have
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: more of a bead on, like you know, if if
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: if a rock collapses, than that was a scrum, that
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: was the thing, right, that used to be a thing. Right, Yeah,
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: that's not there anymore because there are no rocks, right not.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: There are rockstairs. There's loads of it.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: And now come on, five buys laying on the grounds
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  Speaker 4: is not a rock.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: It's still rock. I think you're thinking of a mall.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: If a ma all collapse, you can get a penalty.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Sometimes the mall has been in. Some teams are very
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: good still. Let yeah, but it depends if you've got
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: the horses for it, like South Africa enter, then you
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: can go ahead and the mall. But if you're up
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: against the you know, if your average average forward weight
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: is like sixteen stone, not good enough anymore. You need
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: average weight of fucking tanas inside the So yeah, malls
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: tend not to happen quite as much as they used to.
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: But it's very very fun to watch.
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  Speaker 4: I like the way we'll lift you up for the
• 51:02
  Speaker 4: throw in.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: That's good. That's very good. I like that. Yeah, when
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: they throw them up and they can do it so good.
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: Now they can actually let them go like like something
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: out of a Disney movie. You literally throw them up
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: like a dart and then yeah, he gets an extra couple.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: It looks it looks like a little Christmas angel.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly, there you go.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Or see if you're watching the women's rugby, which I
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: also don't like, and I don't like the general Hey, Tom,
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: what can I say?
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: I'm right or maybe I'm wrong.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: You can have a go at me or need to
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: go with Tom, or agree with us, or let us
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: know when you put patrol in your diesel tank. All
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: these things can be done over on the social media channels.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: You'll get us at Tom and Jerry Show on Twitter
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: for now, and I'll be over there at Jerry McBride
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: and he's at Tom Underscore Omani on Twitter. You'll also
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: get us there on Instagram, which we may have run
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: for refuge in the new year. We'll see how it
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: shakes out. Other than that, the best thing to do
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: is don't rely on social media. Don't let your babies
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: grow up to be cowboys. Don't rely on social media, Tom,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: just follow the podcast itself wherever you're listening to it.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Right hit the bell. There's a bell at the top
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: of most of these, most of them that you're listening
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: to it. Spotify would seem to be the number one
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: one that people listen to. Bottle quickly by Apple Podcasts,
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: and I'll to other some people are coming in jeez
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: and yolks, I've never heard of. Do hit the icon
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: and makes it actually a favorite in your library. It'll
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: pop up every single Thursday, so at least you won't
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: have to go searching for it. Do as Jerry said,
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: follows on all the usual things. If you can leave
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: a comment on whatever platform you're on, because you can
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: do it now on Spotify and a few people have
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: left comments, it's great. Give it the five stars too
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: if you can, or the five thumbs up, whatever the
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: christ you're able to do, because it makes the more
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: visible to everybody else. We'll still rocking an absolute clean
• 52:52
  Speaker 3: bill of health with the five stars over and Spotify
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: screen grab it. Tag us on the platforms Jerry talked about.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: Let us know where you're listening, have a row with us.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Why not? As Jarre said, diesel petal. Did you ever
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: get addicted as a North Korean soldier to pornography while
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: fight in the war. That'll be class to find out
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: what was your genre.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: That's where we shot to pornography.
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: We could have done a three hour podcast on the
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: genres that they would have been into. I'd say a
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: lot of it is feet. I'm just going to go
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: my feet.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: I think that would have been a grand finale episode
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: of the entire series Tom regardless of which, we live
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: to fight another day. We'll see all here next week.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: Go allod