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Is Saturday Night Nightlife Totally Dead For Older Rock Fans? · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_00: What's up, everybody?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's John Bush from the Mighty Armored Saint, and you are watching CMS TV.
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  SPEAKER_00: Crank it!
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  SPEAKER_02: It is your classic metal show right here on theclassicmetalshow.com.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_02: Kicking off the show tonight,
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  SPEAKER_02: we heard something from the hair of the dog from their debut release
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  SPEAKER_02: with Southern Cock.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: And also a one and done band there,
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  SPEAKER_02: New American Shame with Broken Bones and a guy who's been broken,
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  SPEAKER_02: burned and beaten, but still lives to tell the tale.
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  SPEAKER_02: My good friend and partner, Chris Akin.
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  SPEAKER_02: What's going on there, Chris?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: What is up, boss?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: How are we?
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: We are back again to do this thing all over again.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, this is fucking Groundhog Day of a show, isn't it?
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: It's like we do the show,
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  SPEAKER_03: then we go off and do a bunch of bullshit we don't want to do,
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: and then we're right back here.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is how
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  SPEAKER_02: we spend our Saturday nights.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because we're losers.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't necessarily look at it that way.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, if you and I were not doing the show together,
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  SPEAKER_02: as we've done for decades,
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  SPEAKER_02: what would you be doing?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd probably be dating more.
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  SPEAKER_03: Really?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: No question in my mind.
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  SPEAKER_03: I like pussy.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, I would certainly be out there trolling it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where would you find pussy at your advanced age?
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  SPEAKER_02: And I can say that because I'm four years older than you.
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  SPEAKER_03: Nursing homes, if that's what it takes.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_03: Is that where you'd be going?
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  SPEAKER_03: Dusty pussy is pussy, my friend.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_03: What, you think because I'm getting older, I'm going to get more selective?
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  SPEAKER_02: Please.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm not saying that.
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  SPEAKER_02: Where do guys go at this age to pick up pussy?
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  SPEAKER_02: East Palestine, apparently, if you're Jet York.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, well, I mean,
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  SPEAKER_02: I think you could do that just about anywhere if you had a pocket full of quarters.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, I mean, he stays in my price range is why I'm saying there.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he made it clear 160.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like, I can swim that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm a billionaire, but 160 is my limit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's in the regular guy limit, too.
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  SPEAKER_03: I could afford that.
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  SPEAKER_02: And that's a toothless blowjob right there, my friend.
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  SPEAKER_02: No chafing.
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  SPEAKER_02: No chafing.
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  SPEAKER_02: But no, in all seriousness,
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  SPEAKER_02: if you were leaving the house on Saturday rather than doing this show,
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  SPEAKER_03: where would you go?
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd probably find old people stuff, whatever older people do that are still single.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there's places that they go.
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  SPEAKER_03: It might be a fucking coffee shop or it might be, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what old people do.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd probably be a lot more involved in sports, watching sports and stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, because that's kind of a nighttime activity.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, I'm not with you, Chris DiCarlo, not the dating apps.
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  SPEAKER_03: Fuck that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I watch way too much true crime to know that those dating apps are just a way to get killed.
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  SPEAKER_02: Besides, you tried the dating thing years ago with the plenty of fish.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, plenty of fish did not do me plenty of pussy, that's for sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's a graveyard.
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  SPEAKER_03: Very funny, Damon.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But, you know, again, and on top of that, how promiscuous are women in this age group now?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I think they're still happy if anybody wants to bang them.
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  SPEAKER_02: Really?
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: At this age,
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  SPEAKER_03: if they're single at this age,
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  SPEAKER_03: they're so broken,
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  SPEAKER_03: they're happy to fucking smell a dick, let alone actually get one.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm learning a lot from you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I've not had to go troll for pussy, fortunately.
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  SPEAKER_03: But you wouldn't even aim this low.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like me, you know me.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd be shooting at a dartboard the size of my house.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't care.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd be banging fat chicks and ugly chicks and whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: It wouldn't matter to me.
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  SPEAKER_03: It would just be like, all right, well, blowjob's a blowjob.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I've heard myself say this to myself before when I've been
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  SPEAKER_03: in weird positions like that where it literally is, well, blowjob's a blowjob.
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  SPEAKER_03: I've literally said that to myself in the past.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I don't think that would change now.
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  SPEAKER_03: No way.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, my nephew Joel checking in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Chris needs to move to the villages in Florida.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's a lot there.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's nothing wrong with a good senior center, man.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'd be happy to be the young guy at the senior center talent show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who wouldn't?
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  SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's an interesting discussion because,
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  SPEAKER_02: again, I don't even know where people in our age group go.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, it's not something I would even consider doing,
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  SPEAKER_02: but even guys who want to do that, it's like, where do they go?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: See, look,
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  SPEAKER_03: Jay in the chat room,
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  SPEAKER_03: Chris would be bareback machine,
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  SPEAKER_03: and then Brian right behind him, Chris would be a hogging.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And even more to the point,
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  SPEAKER_03: the girls would be fucking me would be hogging because I'm a big fat tub of shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: So you know they got to be extremely desperate and dried up to be fucking me.
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  SPEAKER_03: So it's like, fine.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm game for that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Put me down for you, fatty.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm in.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, the question is, do you bring them to your home?
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  SPEAKER_03: Never.
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely not.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right.
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  SPEAKER_02: So where do you go?
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford a hotel.
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  SPEAKER_02: So again,
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just going to go with the premise of not knowing what women
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  SPEAKER_02: in this age group are willing to do anymore.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are they willing to do a hookup at a hotel?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: Again, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'm just asking your thoughts.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: And literally at this age,
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  SPEAKER_03: you can literally tell them you don't want to bring them to your house
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  SPEAKER_03: because they're going to tell you they don't want to bring you to their house.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know, you got to really know somebody to get to their house at this age.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, of course.
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  SPEAKER_02: So how many encounters do you have to have with them to get them to a degree to go
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  SPEAKER_02: a hotel with you?
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  SPEAKER_03: Three, four.
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  SPEAKER_02: Three or four?
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Are you that patient?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, I wouldn't be.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I was truly out there trolling, I wouldn't be trolling one at a time.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's not, that's not, that wouldn't be happening.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: It would have to be, I'd be working three or four.
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  SPEAKER_03: This nursing home, this nursing home,
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  SPEAKER_02: this nursing home.
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  SPEAKER_02: I'd be looking at several.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's what I'm thinking.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's like, where are you going to find this bevy of beauties?
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, they ain't going to be beautiful.
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  SPEAKER_03: There's no question about that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Most of them are going to be looking at their mortality thinking, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_03: I got one more chance.
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  SPEAKER_03: I better take this fatso's dick because I may not get another one.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm glad you thought this through.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean,
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  SPEAKER_02: it just never occurred to me that should you not be doing the show with me on
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  SPEAKER_02: a Saturday,
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  SPEAKER_02: that you'd be out there trolling around looking for whatever comes
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  SPEAKER_02: across your transom.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_03: I mean, the easy answer to your question,
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  SPEAKER_03: I know I'm playing around a little bit,
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  SPEAKER_03: but the easy answer would be, well, I would just stay home and watch movies.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I would be so bored with that.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I didn't have this to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because that's all I do anyway.
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  SPEAKER_03: That would just turn Saturday into another workday.
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  SPEAKER_03: It really would.
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  SPEAKER_03: Because honestly, take the trolling old lady pussy off the table for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_03: If I didn't have this to do, the realistic thought is that I would just keep working.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you know me well enough to know.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's what
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  SPEAKER_02: I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I get that.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's why it surprised me when you said that you would be out trolling around.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm thinking, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_03: You could do that on a Friday.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_03: I could.
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  SPEAKER_03: And sometimes I do.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm trying to get the worst part.
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  SPEAKER_03: And for whatever reason,
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  SPEAKER_03: the worst thing for me has been that I got very comfortable being at home.
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  SPEAKER_03: And it is so fucking hard pushing myself back out there.
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  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: it's like,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking at this month,
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_03: I've got three solid commitments to doing things here in the next three weeks.
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_03: Two Landau shows and a Florentine show.
• 9:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_03: That's hardly going out.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_03: It's going out to hang with friends, but it's still going out, I guess.
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  SPEAKER_02: But at this point, that's almost better.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and that's true.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_02: Because there's nothing I enjoy more than hanging out with the docking guys.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_02: Or when I come into town,
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  SPEAKER_02: you know,
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  SPEAKER_02: Periodically hanging out with you or Mean Metal X or my nephews or something
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  SPEAKER_02: because it's so low stress and you can have a lot of laughs and
• 9:37
  SPEAKER_02: if you feel like having a few cocktails, you can do that.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're not being, you know, pressured or dragged into something that you don't want to do.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, you're just hanging with the boys and just kind of enjoying each other.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, just laughing and catching up and those things, you know.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now, that's not to say I don't enjoy a female company, which I do.
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  SPEAKER_02: And fortunately, I do have that.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: But, you know, is that a priority?
• 10:06
  SPEAKER_02: No, that's not a priority for me.
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, the weird thing is that is literally a phone call I could just make and I don't.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_03: So I guess that tells you.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_03: That sort of tells you where my brain is at.
• 10:19
  SPEAKER_03: Sure, of course.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's become difficult to force myself to do that kind of stuff.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_03: But as I'm fixing everything else, I'm trying to fix that too.
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, in some way, with the commitments to going and doing stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing it in a way that I really can't back out of because, you know, I'm the king of that.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm the king of, yeah, yeah, I'll be there, I'll be there.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_03: I can't go.
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  SPEAKER_03: I got this going on instead or I got work to
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  SPEAKER_03: do or I got whatever.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm the king.
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  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't even matter if I've bought tickets to something.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_03: It doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'll eat the tickets before I'll, you know, change up.
• 10:58
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, now it's like with the Landau, the first thing I got coming up is Landau and...
• 11:06
  SPEAKER_03: Two weeks, I think, two Fridays from now.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I've got four people invited with me.
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  SPEAKER_03: So now, so automatically,
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  SPEAKER_03: no matter what I feel like on that Friday,
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  SPEAKER_03: I cannot back out of it because I've already,
• 11:19
  SPEAKER_03: then I got to make four phone calls being a dick instead of one.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
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  SPEAKER_03: so instead of being just a dick to one person,
• 11:26
  SPEAKER_03: I got to call this person and that person and that person and that person.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, all right, well, that'll make me go.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_03: You know, and then the The other Landau show is up in Michigan.
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  SPEAKER_03: So I've already kind of made some plans and some hotel planning and everything else
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  SPEAKER_03: for that, you know, so there, you know, there's, there's that.
• 11:44
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I know how I work and it is weird, you know, believe me, it's weird.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_03: And I feel weird because I spent so much time of my life partying,
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_03: you know, that it's weird for me to think that it's hard to leave the house.
• 12:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 12:01
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how I turned Howard Hughes, but I did.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_03: And now I'm trying my damnedest.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_03: Like I recognize the problem and I'm trying to get up.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I'm at the point now that I consider even going
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_03: to these fucking doctor's appointments every single week and a victory
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_03: because there was a time not even a year ago
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  SPEAKER_03: where I would have had all these appointments and the minute something didn't go
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  SPEAKER_03: the way I wanted it to, that would have been the last appointment.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would have been your excuse to duck out.
• 12:31
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and to never do it again.
• 12:33
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_03: Sebastian Bach is throwing another onstage temper tantrum,
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_03: waging war on AI like he's John Connor.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_03: Or is he just screaming at clouds because the world left him
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: behind in 1989?
• 12:47
  SPEAKER_03: Meanwhile, Howard Stern barely broadcasts anymore, but he'll still take your subscription cash.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_03: A massive conservative festival completely implodes
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_03: because nobody bought their ridiculous VIP tickets.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_03: And Kid Rock, he's dropping a Christian album?
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_03: We're tearing through all this delusional nonsense on the cut,
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_03: but freeloaders don't get to hear it.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's exclusively for CMS paid VIPs on Locals.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_03: Head to classicmetalshow.locals.com right now and sign up.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_03: And I'll give you an example.
• 13:24
  SPEAKER_03: I went to the doctor this week for audiology and I got
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_03: a fucking crummy review that's going to,
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_03: it's going to require two different surgeries on my fucking ear,
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_03: which I do not want to do.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I just don't want to do it.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_03: Now, in the old days, I would have been like, yeah, yeah, I'll call you and schedule that.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_03: And that would have been the end of it.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, I'm going in two weeks.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_03: You're going to see it through.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly it.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to go in two weeks.
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to see the ENT guy.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: He's going to tell me that they're going to do this patch and this work
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_03: and this blah, blah, blah.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to be like, all right, let's go.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_03: And that's a victory all by itself.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_03: The fact that I'm still going, even though there's bad news, because surgery blows.
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_03: And quite honestly,
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_03: that surgery is going to suck because, gee,
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_03: how easy is it going to be to have fucking ear surgery with the life that I live?
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I constantly have headphones in my ear.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that part is true.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like, how am I going to have fucking ear surgery for this?
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_03: But I'm going to.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just going to do it.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_03: If that means I got to go with one headphone in and one out for a month or whatever,
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  SPEAKER_03: that's what I do.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_03: You know, because I'm going to fix it.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm going to go to the doctor to do it.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to just wait for it to come to me.
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to do what I'm supposed to do like a fucking human being for once.
• 14:50
  SPEAKER_02: Well,
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_02: I get the getting out of the house thing because I too was starting to fall into
• 14:57
  SPEAKER_02: that pattern to where I wouldn't even do anything on a weekend aside from doing
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_02: the show.
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_02: So about...
• 15:04
  SPEAKER_02: Probably at the beginning of the summer or the late part of the spring.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_02: A friend of mine,
• 15:10
  SPEAKER_02: a guy that I know bartends down the street here,
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_02: and that's kind of my Friday night hang.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_02: I get out of the house on Friday,
• 15:18
  SPEAKER_02: and I usually go out to dinner on Sunday,
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_02: and I try to get out of the house a couple of times over the weekend rather than go.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, you know,
• 15:27
  SPEAKER_02: just like you,
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_02: I could just watch a movie,
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_02: you know, I could just lay in bed all day and not do anything.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_02: And I don't, I don't feel good about doing that.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_02: And, you know, so,
• 15:37
  SPEAKER_02: so I've made a concerted effort to get out of the house,
• 15:40
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_02: aside from work,
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_02: you know, so last night, last night I was out at the place down the street here.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_02: And so, so what I've Okay.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I've been doing.
• 16:03
  SPEAKER_02: And it turns out pretty good because then they want to do it in kind.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know what I mean?
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_02: And it's just like, well,
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_02: that really wasn't the purpose here,
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: but it was very nice of you to offer,
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: you know, because I'm not that big of a drinker.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_02: So, you know, but it's just like, yeah, I appreciate it.
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_02: And of course, what it leads to is conversation.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 16:27
  SPEAKER_02: What's your story?
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_02: What brought you in here tonight?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_02: What do you do?
• 16:31
  SPEAKER_02: That kind of a thing.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_02: And it turned out pretty good.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_02: Last night was, I think I spent, shit, I think I spent like 200 bucks last night.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Which is okay.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's fine, but that's a good amount when you're there by yourself.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_02: But, you know, I had dinner and, you know, drinks for myself.
• 16:50
  SPEAKER_02: But I bought, I must have bought six or eight different people drinks last night.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_02: You know, just to say, you know, as soon as they,
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'm buying their first.
• 16:58
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, welcome to the bar,
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: come on.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I tell my friend Russell, it's like, I got their first one, you know.
• 17:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_02: And, of course, people look at you weird.
• 17:08
  SPEAKER_02: You know, some of them, they're like, I don't know you.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: Why are you buying me a drink, you know?
• 17:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:12
  SPEAKER_02: But then after everybody kind of relaxes and realizes it's sort of a festive,
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_02: just kind of relaxing Friday thing,
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_02: then all of a sudden everybody just kind of like is,
• 17:23
  SPEAKER_02: you know, lets their guard down a little bit and kind of hang out.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_02: It was kind of, it was fun.
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_03: Then you find out about them.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_03: Then they're like, yeah, I'm a banker.
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_02: I'm a accountant or whatever, you know?
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_02: And of course I found,
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_02: of course I,
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_02: I landed on one of the weirdos last night who claims that,
• 17:39
  SPEAKER_02: uh, He claims, his claim to fame was that he invented the term right on.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, wow.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_02: Back in the 70s.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_02: Dude, why didn't you put a camera on that guy?
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
• 17:53
  SPEAKER_02: I wish I had.
• 17:55
  SPEAKER_02: But I was just like, so do you get royalties from Sanford and Son or anything like that?
• 18:00
  SPEAKER_02: You know?
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_02: You know, right on.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_02: Right on.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_02: He goes, yeah, you know, I coined some phrases and stuff and people still use them today.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_02: It was just kind of funny.
• 18:15
  SPEAKER_02: He was one of these guys who came in and he's one of the sweater guys with
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_02: the sweater wrapped around his neck and stuff.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, God.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_02: Like a cape,
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: you know?
• 18:25
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_02: So I thought, well, here's an interesting guy I can kind of fuck with a little bit.
• 18:30
  SPEAKER_02: So, of course, I bought him his first drink.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: And when I started talking to him, it's like, oh, boy, this guy's a character.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_03: You're like, all right, I'm going to go sit over here now.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_02: Fortunately, he was on the other side of the bar, but it was kind of funny.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_02: Just a goofy guy.
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_02: That's hilarious.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah,
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_02: so that's how I spent my Friday evening,
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: just kind of,
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: you know, just buying people drinks and, hey, you know, what's your story?
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_02: What do you got going on, you know?
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 19:02
  SPEAKER_03: Let me answer Marty real quick in the chat room.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_03: He says, I wouldn't waste money if I'd managed this far with my ears.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: Just do the important weight thing.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I'm doing the weight thing.
• 19:11
  SPEAKER_03: He's doing it all.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing everything.
• 19:13
  SPEAKER_03: But the ear thing is a problem.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_03: And it's been a problem forever.
• 19:17
  SPEAKER_03: I've just gotten really good at managing it.
• 19:20
  SPEAKER_03: But one, my ear drains.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_03: I found out the terms, not that I remember them, but when I was at the audiologist this week.
• 19:30
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever that circular thing that looks like a seashell is in your ear,
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_03: I think that's the cochlear thing.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, cochlear.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, cochlear.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_03: Mine has a big old hole in it and it drains like your nose would if you have a bad cold.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like I go through 10 Q-tips a week.
• 19:45
  SPEAKER_03: The audiologist was horrified when I said I had not done anything in 30 whatever years.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_03: She just took one look in my, like she looked in the first ear, she's like, oh, this looks good.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_03: Then she looked at the other and she goes, oh.
• 19:58
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, she literally took a deep breath and goes, oh.
• 20:03
  SPEAKER_02: So what is the hole from?
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_02: Is it from the burn?
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:07
  SPEAKER_02: Is that what it was?
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_02: It burned through the flesh?
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: It burned.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_03: It burned right through it and left a hole that never healed because it's constantly draining.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_03: And so I got to get.
• 20:17
  SPEAKER_02: You don't feel that?
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_02: It's not sore?
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, no.
• 20:20
  SPEAKER_02: It's not sore.
• 20:21
  SPEAKER_02: It never gets infected or anything?
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_03: Never has.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_03: That was what she said, too.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_03: She's like.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_03: She's like, you never had a bad earache with that?
• 20:30
  SPEAKER_03: I was like, I don't know.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_03: It is what it is.
• 20:33
  SPEAKER_03: But they're going to fix that.
• 20:35
  SPEAKER_03: And then she said, what's there of eardrum?
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, there's some eardrum left, which I didn't know there was.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, you can hear out of that ear a little bit, right?
• 20:45
  SPEAKER_02: Like 10%.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 20:46
  SPEAKER_02: So there's got to be some eardrum if you can
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_03: hear it in there.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I never thought.
• 20:51
  SPEAKER_03: But she said whatever's there has like big scarring on it.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_03: So they're going to shave that off and then do whatever they're going
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: to do.
• 20:59
  SPEAKER_02: It may improve the sonic waves in your ear so you can actually hear a little better.
• 21:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's the goal.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_03: And even if it doesn't,
• 21:10
  SPEAKER_03: they don't want to pay for a hearing aid if I'm going to be putting it into
• 21:15
  SPEAKER_03: a fucking gooey ear every day.
• 21:18
  SPEAKER_03: They don't want to be funding that, so they need to
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_02: fix that.
• 21:23
  SPEAKER_02: My ear swallowed it.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's gone.
• 21:26
  SPEAKER_03: Pulling it out.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's like sticky goo coming out of my hair.
• 21:30
  SPEAKER_02: You got a hole in your ear the way that Stevie Nicks had a hole in her septum.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_03: Are you snorting coke through your ear hole?
• 21:39
  SPEAKER_03: That would be a lot more pleasant, that's for sure.
• 21:42
  SPEAKER_03: Take a little and stick it in my ear.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:45
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 21:51
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah, I mean,
• 21:52
  SPEAKER_03: it's just,
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 21:54
  SPEAKER_03: this whole medical thing is,
• 21:57
  SPEAKER_03: I'm already sort of sick of going, but I'm just going to keep going.
• 22:00
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's like.
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, you got, I would say that you probably have most of the heavy lifting.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you would think now, wouldn't you?
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you don't believe that?
• 22:10
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I know how many appointments, I still have like six appointments to go.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but how many have you done?
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_03: Four, five.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_02: So you're halfway there.
• 22:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah.
• 22:21
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it'll get there.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's, it's really kind of a, kind of a thing though.
• 22:25
  SPEAKER_03: It's like,
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_03: like I'm at the,
• 22:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm literally at the VA. She looks in my ear and says that this is fucked up.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: And she's like, well, I got to send you the audiologist.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's three more weeks away.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: So then I got to wait three weeks for that appointment.
• 22:38
  SPEAKER_03: And I have appointments into March.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_03: I have the fucking, all I need is a pair of goddamn glasses.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: I need an eye test and glasses.
• 22:46
  SPEAKER_03: And the earliest thing get me in is in March.
• 22:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, can't you just fucking send a check to Walmart
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: and go get this done this afternoon?
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_03: You know, but no, that's not how it works.
• 22:58
  SPEAKER_03: Typical military, hurry up and wait shit.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 23:03
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing it.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: I'm getting better.
• 23:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a week whatever I am now.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_03: Nine of the fasting.
• 23:10
  SPEAKER_03: I feel good.
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_03: People are saying I'm starting to look an ounce skinnier
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: than I was like two months ago, which is good.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I mean, I can already tell in your face.
• 23:20
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's, you know, I only see you once a week.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_02: So, you know, from week to week, I can see the difference.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean,
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not so focused on the losing as much because I know they're going
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_03: to give me fucking Wegovia or Zempick or cut me open and fucking wrap my stomach in
• 23:38
  SPEAKER_03: a fucking piece of tape or whatever it is that they fucking do.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_03: But, you know, whatever that is, I'll lose all the weight then.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_03: So, you know, I'm not terribly worried about losing the weight.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_03: I'm just trying to more feel a little better day to day.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_03: And I do.
• 23:54
  SPEAKER_03: I feel a lot better right now.
• 23:56
  SPEAKER_03: A lot more energetic, a lot more charged up.
• 23:58
  SPEAKER_02: Well, good.
• 23:59
  SPEAKER_03: Very positive.
• 24:00
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, all is good.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_03: No real complaints.
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_03: Not really.
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_03: Well, good on you.
• 24:07
  SPEAKER_03: Doing my thing, you know.
• 24:10
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know what the other, going back to the would I go out or not?
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 24:14
  SPEAKER_03: it's one of the reasons I really don't run out there now all the time,
• 24:17
  SPEAKER_03: like on Fridays or whatever.
• 24:20
  SPEAKER_03: I've gotten kind of comfortable without drinking.
• 24:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I get that too.
• 24:24
  SPEAKER_03: And I know me, but the difference between me and you, you've never been a drinker.
• 24:30
  SPEAKER_03: No, not no.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_03: I just need that one little spark and I might go to the other side of the pendulum,
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: which you've seen and is not a good place for me to go.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that would not be good either.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_03: If I start going out and become the local bar fly, you know, drinking my face off.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: becoming that guy again that whenever you walk in,
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_03: the bartender's handing you a free shot because she knows you're going to drop two
• 24:56
  SPEAKER_03: or three hundy at a time.
• 24:58
  SPEAKER_03: You know, that would not be very good either.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_03: So, yeah, I don't know.
• 25:03
  SPEAKER_03: I'm in a weird place, but I'm trying to work through all of it, you know, slowly somehow.
• 25:10
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, obviously you are.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm making progress, which is all the more you can really do.
• 25:18
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you can't fix anything.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_03: Look, it took me fucking 30 whatever years to become this big fat tub of shit.
• 25:25
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it's not going to be gone in three days.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to take a year and a half, a year and three quarters or something.
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's going to take a long time.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_03: You know, my target is 200 pounds.
• 25:36
  SPEAKER_03: That's a lot.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: That is a lot.
• 25:38
  SPEAKER_03: And that shit's going to take two years to get it off.
• 25:41
  SPEAKER_03: And maybe, I don't know, even with Ozempic, I'm thinking that's probably a year, right?
• 25:46
  SPEAKER_03: A year or more.
• 25:49
  SPEAKER_03: Probably.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: What is that?
• 25:53
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, the pendulum?
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_02: The pendulum is going to swing
• 25:56
  SPEAKER_03: back the other way.
• 25:57
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:58
  [music]
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_02: All right, there's some pendulum for you.
• 26:21
  SPEAKER_02: It's swinging around.
• 26:23
  SPEAKER_02: It's going to swing back the other way.
• 26:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you know, again,
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_02: at least you know your weaknesses to where,
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_02: if you think that's going to be an issue for you and it's a way of avoiding that,
• 26:38
  SPEAKER_02: maybe it's just better for you not to do that.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: Fuego, stop.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: How tall am I?
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm six foot eight.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_02: Is everybody analyzing your statistics?
• 26:51
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, now it's going to be, oh,
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: you know what?
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_03: That must make your BMI 72 or whatever.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: Stop.
• 26:57
  SPEAKER_02: Everybody's analyzing you and coming up with their own stats.
• 27:02
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm 5'9 each way, out and up.
• 27:06
  SPEAKER_03: There's your answer.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_02: 5'9 by 5'9.
• 27:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, exactly.
• 27:14
  SPEAKER_03: Big old stupid pair.
• 27:15
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: Like that dumb duck from the cartoons.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_03: What was that duck's name?
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: The big old dumb one?
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I know who you're talking about.
• 27:25
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah,
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_03: it was White.
• 27:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, Goofy Duck.
• 27:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it wasn't Baby Huey?
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_03: Baby Huey, that's me.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a diaper away from being Baby Huey.
• 27:37
  SPEAKER_03: Right now I'm Baby Gooey from my belly and my ear.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_02: Well, you and I had talked,
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_02: I think,
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_02: a little bit last week about our publicist inviting us to go to a Triumph show.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_02: So I've made arrangements to make my way over to the Akron,
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_02: Ohio area for the day before Thanksgiving.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_02: So I will reach out to Mr. Chip and let him know I want to go.
• 28:11
  SPEAKER_02: You want to go?
• 28:12
  SPEAKER_02: We're going to go see Triumph, God damn it.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, works for me.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, so I'm looking forward to doing that.
• 28:20
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that'll be fun.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: Let me add that to the calendar.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: That's what, November 22nd or something?
• 28:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, something like that, yeah.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'll add that to the calendar, too.
• 28:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yet another thing I'll be doing.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_02: So looking forward to seeing Triumph and perhaps depending on Chip's hookup,
• 28:41
  SPEAKER_02: maybe get us an introduction to the boys.
• 28:45
  SPEAKER_03: Meet the mighty Rick Emmett.
• 28:47
  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_02: Say, hey, you remember the evil Batman?
• 28:50
  SPEAKER_03: Is it going to be weird that we'll end up backstage?
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_03: The only one I want to talk to is Phil X. Yeah.
• 28:57
  SPEAKER_03: I won't even want to talk to Triumph.
• 28:58
  SPEAKER_03: I'll be like, Phil, you're
• 28:59
  SPEAKER_02: fucking the man.
• 29:01
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 29:02
  Yeah.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_03: Because,
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_03: I've said this many times, I didn't even know Triumph was Triumph until this show.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_03: I always thought they were Rush.
• 29:11
  SPEAKER_03: I always thought all those songs were Rush.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_02: You just didn't distinguish between the two Canadian rock bands.
• 29:20
  SPEAKER_03: I did not.
• 29:21
  SPEAKER_03: I did not know at all.
• 29:23
  SPEAKER_02: They came out at a similar time and they did have a little bit of a similar sound,
• 29:28
  SPEAKER_02: you know, and yeah.
• 29:30
  SPEAKER_02: It could be very easily mistakable if you're not a hardcore fan of either or.
• 29:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_03: Although all the hardcores, especially from YouTube, you're fucking stupid.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_03: They sound nothing alike.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 29:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 29:50
  SPEAKER_02: Like I said,
• 29:51
  SPEAKER_02: if you're not a hardcore and you're just a casual fan,
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_02: it could be very easily mistaken.
• 29:58
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if this is true or not,
• 30:01
  SPEAKER_03: but since we're talking about Canadians,
• 30:02
  SPEAKER_03: I'm hearing,
• 30:04
  SPEAKER_03: and there are some reports out here,
• 30:05
  SPEAKER_03: but nothing from like variety or billboard or anything that Sass Jordan died.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_03: I've been seeing that today,
• 30:13
  SPEAKER_03: like several times I saw it today and there's,
• 30:16
  SPEAKER_03: there's a couple of stories about it,
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_03: but, but you know, it's, it's from the Eric Alper and the Insuraga.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_03: So I was like, you know, it's not like real, like anywhere legitimate, but yeah.
• 30:30
  SPEAKER_03: But if she did, man, rest in pieces, I guess.
• 30:34
  SPEAKER_03: I know she was sick.
• 30:35
  SPEAKER_03: She canceled shows and stuff because she was sick.
• 30:39
  SPEAKER_02: That's the Black Velvet girl, right?
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_03: Sass Jordan?
• 30:44
  SPEAKER_03: Is that her?
• 30:45
  SPEAKER_03: No, that wasn't her.
• 30:46
  SPEAKER_03: That was Alana Miles.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you're right.
• 30:49
  SPEAKER_02: You're right.
• 30:50
  SPEAKER_03: I don't remember what her song was.
• 30:51
  SPEAKER_03: Let's find out.
• 30:52
  SPEAKER_03: Sass Jordan hit because I guarantee there weren't two.
• 30:56
  SPEAKER_02: No, I just, I know the name, but I couldn't tell you what the song was.
• 31:01
  SPEAKER_03: Now I got to ask because I brought up four videos.
• 31:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know any of these.
• 31:04
  SPEAKER_03: What was Sass Jordan's hit?
• 31:10
  SPEAKER_03: Her hit was Make You a Believer.
• 31:13
  SPEAKER_03: Do you know that one?
• 31:15
  SPEAKER_02: Nope.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, let's find out if we do.
• 31:19
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know it, but I'll find out.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_03: Let's see.
• 31:25
  SPEAKER_03: Share, share, let's see.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_03: Oh yeah, this one.
• 31:34
  SPEAKER_03: I
• 31:35
  [music]
• 32:58
  SPEAKER_03: You remember that, right?
• 32:59
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:00
  SPEAKER_02: Vaguely.
• 33:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 33:02
  SPEAKER_02: She's like the female Black Crows.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 33:06
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't sound anything like the Black Crows.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_03: What are you, stupid?
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_03: That doesn't sound like the Black Crows.
• 33:21
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I vaguely remember that.
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_03: Was that early 90s?
• 33:26
  SPEAKER_03: I think so.
• 33:27
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe even 80s.
• 33:28
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even remember when that was.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_03: But it was a long time ago.
• 33:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I know.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 33:35
  SPEAKER_03: And wasn't there like rumors she was going to be the singer of Van Halen
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_03: or something before Gary Cherone got the gig?
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• 34:13
  SPEAKER_03: I think there was.
• 34:15
  SPEAKER_03: I think there was something to that, that she was potentially going to be that person.
• 34:22
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_03: Whatever.
• 34:24
  SPEAKER_03: Rest in peace, Sass.
• 34:26
  SPEAKER_03: If you're indeed dead.
• 34:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know.
• 34:28
  SPEAKER_03: I just know.
• 34:29
  SPEAKER_03: I Googled it and I saw a couple of bullshit places.
• 34:34
  SPEAKER_03: And people are seeing it in the chat room,
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_03: and I saw it all day long on X or Twitter or whatever it's called now.
• 34:39
  SPEAKER_02: Well, it says officially that October 2nd.
• 34:44
  SPEAKER_03: On what, Wiki?
• 34:46
  SPEAKER_02: Facebook.
• 34:47
  SPEAKER_03: Facebook?
• 34:49
  SPEAKER_02: Just heard that sad news that the great Sass Jordan passed away
• 34:52
  SPEAKER_03: 13
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_02: minutes ago.
• 34:55
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 34:57
  SPEAKER_02: So it was yesterday.
• 34:58
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 35:00
  SPEAKER_03: Rest in peace, Sass.
• 35:03
  SPEAKER_03: Kind of sad.
• 35:06
  SPEAKER_03: I took our happy thing right down to the old shitter.
• 35:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 35:12
  SPEAKER_02: That's what it's saying out there anyway.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, well, rest in peace there, Sass Jordan.
• 35:20
  SPEAKER_02: She was also 63.
• 35:21
  SPEAKER_02: That was Kronos.
• 35:25
  SPEAKER_03: Her Kronos and Angry Anderson.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_03: They're having a big party right now in heaven.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 35:34
  SPEAKER_02: Unreal.
• 35:35
  SPEAKER_02: They're singing acapella together.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, they are.
• 35:41
  SPEAKER_03: Tragic.
• 35:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, and then Brian Badass Boone jumps in there on guitar.
• 35:45
  SPEAKER_03: He's MC in the party.
• 35:47
  SPEAKER_02: He is.
• 35:50
  SPEAKER_03: Badass, but he's been dead for like 20 years now.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_02: I know, isn't that ridiculous?
• 35:54
  SPEAKER_03: Nuts.
• 35:56
  SPEAKER_03: We still think of it as kind of a funny current bit, and it's like 20 years ago.
• 36:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was before you left the show.
• 36:02
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was like 2008 or something.
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I think so.
• 36:05
  SPEAKER_02: I think that's what it was.
• 36:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:07
  SPEAKER_03: I just remember we did that eulogy and it was so brutal.
• 36:10
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my God.
• 36:12
  SPEAKER_02: Remember how mad they were too at us?
• 36:14
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 36:15
  SPEAKER_02: They were mad at us.
• 36:17
  SPEAKER_02: We're just bastards.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:19
  SPEAKER_03: How dare you take a tribute show and make fun of it?
• 36:23
  SPEAKER_03: How dare we?
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: Tribute show.
• 36:24
  SPEAKER_03: There's like six people listening.
• 36:26
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_02: It was just a brutal show, man, but it was funny.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_03: It was.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_03: It was funny.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_02: But we were making fun of the fact that he passed away.
• 36:39
  SPEAKER_02: We were making fun of the goofy things that people were saying.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 36:43
  SPEAKER_03: All their silly tributes about gaining their wings and
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_02: playing his golden guitar.
• 36:49
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
• 36:50
  SPEAKER_02: Stop it.
• 36:51
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, what are you doing?
• 36:53
  SPEAKER_03: He'll be hosting shows with his golden microphone on a cloud.
• 36:57
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
• 36:59
  SPEAKER_03: Shut up.
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_02: People just say goofy stuff when people pass away.
• 37:11
  SPEAKER_03: It really makes you wonder, because you know in their brain, they really believe this stuff.
• 37:18
  SPEAKER_03: And when you really draw it out, it looks so ridiculous.
• 37:22
  SPEAKER_03: And again, if heaven's
• 37:24
  SPEAKER_03: a place and this is all real, well, then fine.
• 37:27
  SPEAKER_03: But the theory...
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_03: That when you die,
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_03: your soul leaves your body,
• 37:33
  SPEAKER_03: floats up somewhere,
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_03: and then you stand in line on a cloud waiting for a gate to open
• 37:39
  SPEAKER_03: while some dude reads a book and looks over every stupid fucking thing you ever did
• 37:44
  SPEAKER_03: and then makes a determination.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I don't know if I can let you in.
• 37:48
  SPEAKER_03: You jerked off on 1983 on December 14th.
• 37:53
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember that?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember that?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 37:56
  SPEAKER_03: You remember when you blew off going to church and worshiping the Lord so
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_03: that you could fuck a hooker?
• 38:02
  SPEAKER_03: Do you remember?
• 38:04
  SPEAKER_03: You think about this, and they all have this same thought in their head.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_03: And it's like, man,
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_03: is this God that created everything,
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_03: is he really sitting around saying,
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_03: you know what, I only want people that only did not jerk off.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_03: Or that didn't, you know, I don't know, fuck their neighbor's wife or whatever.
• 38:30
  SPEAKER_03: I can't have anybody that did $8 billion worth of charity, but also said, God damn it, once.
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_03: Can't be in my camp.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 38:40
  SPEAKER_03: No.
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_03: You think about these things and it's like, what the fuck are people thinking about?
• 38:47
  SPEAKER_02: Well, here's what I think about as far as all of that is concerned.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_02: You think about the history of the world and put it in the context that you're putting it into.
• 38:59
  SPEAKER_02: Think about...
• 39:01
  SPEAKER_02: The centuries and centuries that have gone by and the billions and billions
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_02: of people that have existed on this earth at one point or another.
• 39:11
  SPEAKER_02: Where in the hell are all those people?
• 39:14
  SPEAKER_02: And they're all going to be in the same place?
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_02: All the billions of people?
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, how many billions of people are on the earth currently?
• 39:22
  SPEAKER_03: There's what, seven or eight billion?
• 39:24
  SPEAKER_02: Something like that.
• 39:25
  SPEAKER_02: Well, think about that.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_02: Over centuries.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 39:30
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and each one of them is judged on their individual things.
• 39:33
  SPEAKER_03: What about things that have changed from being bad to being okay?
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 39:38
  SPEAKER_02: In that context.
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I mean,
• 39:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure there were people in the 60s that were,
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: you know,
• 39:42
  SPEAKER_03: white guys banging black chicks that were told,
• 39:45
  SPEAKER_03: you're going to hell for having jungle fever.
• 39:48
  SPEAKER_03: And now that it's okay, now what, do they get a late call?
• 39:51
  SPEAKER_03: Hello, hell?
• 39:54
  SPEAKER_03: Bring up Sam.
• 39:55
  SPEAKER_02: Bring it back up.
• 39:56
  SPEAKER_02: It's okay now.
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's all right now.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_03: Sam can come.
• 39:58
  SPEAKER_03: He can float up with us now.
• 40:01
  SPEAKER_03: Scrape off the scarring off of his skin and send him on up.
• 40:05
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, holy shit.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_03: Are you kidding?
• 40:07
  SPEAKER_03: But
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_02: yeah, it's an interesting concept, you know, what people imagine things to be.
• 40:19
  SPEAKER_02: And again, none of us know.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we don't know.
• 40:22
  SPEAKER_02: None of us know.
• 40:23
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, what you know is what you believe.
• 40:26
  SPEAKER_02: That's all you know.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:29
  SPEAKER_03: I tend to go with, I'm going to live my life the way I live it and take my chances.
• 40:33
  SPEAKER_03: And that's going to be it.
• 40:35
  SPEAKER_03: I know I'm not killing people.
• 40:37
  SPEAKER_03: I know I'm not reaping people.
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_03: It's like, I'm doing all right.
• 40:41
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not really bothering people.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_03: So it's like.
• 40:45
  SPEAKER_02: You're not bothering the priest.
• 40:46
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, that's it.
• 40:48
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 40:51
  SPEAKER_02: But yeah,
• 40:52
  SPEAKER_02: so yeah,
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_02: it's just getting back to people we've lost or have passed away in the last week.
• 41:01
  SPEAKER_02: Three music-related people that we're aware of.
• 41:06
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, a major wrestler died on Sunday morning who wrestled on a pay-per-view last Saturday.
• 41:15
  SPEAKER_03: He wrestled on Saturday night.
• 41:18
  SPEAKER_03: Then got in a car to go to the airport there in Chicago, dropped dead.
• 41:23
  SPEAKER_02: Heart attack?
• 41:24
  SPEAKER_03: They're not saying yet, so probably.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_02: It wouldn't be surprising, though.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_03: He was only 40.
• 41:30
  SPEAKER_03: He was 40, and they found him in the parking lot at a restaurant.
• 41:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, these guys with their steroids and all their stuff,
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, that's tough on the old ticker.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 41:42
  SPEAKER_02: And again, it's not unusual for wrestlers to die at a very young age.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_03: Brian, you can't say I sexually assaulted a ham.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_03: It's an inanimate object.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_02: Did you take that ham's virginity?
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_03: I did take that ham's virginity, quite honestly.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_03: Jackal's asking me who.
• 42:06
  SPEAKER_03: The wrestler Pac, who was also known as Neville in WWE.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_03: He's in AEW as Pac.
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_03: Now he's in the ground as Ben.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_03: But yeah.
• 42:20
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's interesting.
• 42:22
  SPEAKER_02: We went from trolling old pussy to people dying.
• 42:27
  SPEAKER_02: To death.
• 42:31
  SPEAKER_03: It's the circle of life here, right on the CMS.
• 42:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's the immediate after effect of trolling old pussy, death.
• 42:37
  SPEAKER_03: Right, right.
• 42:41
  SPEAKER_02: Can you, you know, remember, you know, women of getting back to that now and thinking about it.
• 42:49
  SPEAKER_02: When we were kids and there were,
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 42:53
  SPEAKER_02: your friend's mom and things like that,
• 42:58
  SPEAKER_02: which were probably younger than the women you would pursue today.
• 43:01
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_02: When you look back as being a young, say, a teenager.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: Mm-hmm.
• 43:09
  SPEAKER_02: You would never look at your friend's mom and go,
• 43:13
  SPEAKER_02: man, your mom is hot, unless of course she was.
• 43:18
  SPEAKER_02: But now, would you date somebody like your friend's mom?
• 43:22
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 43:25
  SPEAKER_02: Of course.
• 43:28
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_03: Of course.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_02: I'll never forget this because,
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_02: growing up, Most of my friends' moms were all similar in the way that they looked.
• 43:44
  SPEAKER_02: They looked older than what they really were.
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 43:47
  SPEAKER_03: they all had that same dress and the same beehive hairdo and whatever you call that,
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_03: where they wrap it in the neckerchief or headscarf
• 43:59
  SPEAKER_03: or whatever that's called.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_01: They all had that look back then.
• 44:02
  SPEAKER_01: They all had that look.
• 44:03
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, exactly.
• 44:04
  SPEAKER_03: They all were like Samantha from Bewitched.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_03: They dressed like her.
• 44:08
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 44:10
  SPEAKER_02: So you mean Endora?
• 44:13
  SPEAKER_03: No, not Endora.
• 44:14
  SPEAKER_02: That was the grandmother's.
• 44:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that was her mother.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_02: So anyway, I'll never forget this.
• 44:21
  SPEAKER_02: So when me and my friends were 18, we used to go down to a place in California.
• 44:30
  SPEAKER_02: North Canton called the Galaxy.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 44:33
  SPEAKER_02: It was a club, nightclub down there.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_02: And it was 18 and older because the drinking age in Ohio at the time was 18.
• 44:40
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 44:41
  SPEAKER_02: So you could go into a club at 18.
• 44:43
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 44:44
  SPEAKER_02: And so we go down there, me and a couple of my friends.
• 44:49
  SPEAKER_02: Sure.
• 44:52
  SPEAKER_02: They had, uh,
• 44:53
  SPEAKER_02: some of them had those tall tables and if you got to the club early,
• 44:57
  SPEAKER_02: you could claim a table, you know?
• 45:00
  SPEAKER_02: So we had gotten,
• 45:02
  SPEAKER_02: gotten there a little early and we're able to grab a table
• 45:05
  SPEAKER_02: and we're just sitting there at the table.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_02: And this gal who came in, she was a, I think she was a year older than us in high school.
• 45:13
  SPEAKER_02: Linda Layton was her name.
• 45:16
  SPEAKER_02: And so she comes up and mind you, this is 1982.
• 45:20
  SPEAKER_02: So, so this is when Olivia Newton-John was, you know, doing her physical thing.
• 45:26
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 45:27
  SPEAKER_02: You know,
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_02: and so the member of the,
• 45:29
  SPEAKER_02: you remember the little headband things that used to be popular and all that.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:34
  SPEAKER_02: When they were doing aerobics, they wore the headband.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_02: So some of them would wear like a braided headband.
• 45:42
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it would be braided just for, you know, what do you want to call accent piece look.
• 45:47
  SPEAKER_02: So this girl,
• 45:48
  SPEAKER_02: she comes up to the,
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_02: she knows one of my friends and she's like, she goes, oh, hey, you guys got a table.
• 45:55
  SPEAKER_02: You mind if I share your table?
• 45:57
  SPEAKER_02: And we're just like, no, come on over, you know.
• 45:58
  SPEAKER_02: So she's standing there.
• 46:00
  SPEAKER_02: And then this lady,
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_02: Woman comes walking up and she was, you know, she was hot, you know, older, but hot.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_02: And she goes, oh, let me introduce you to my mom.
• 46:14
  SPEAKER_02: And of course we're like, look at her like, that's your mom.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:19
  SPEAKER_02: Hi mom.
• 46:20
  SPEAKER_02: How are you?
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_02: It was like, holy shit.
• 46:24
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 46:25
  SPEAKER_02: Cause she was like wearing the black spandex pants and the, and the headband.
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_02: And she had the,
• 46:30
  SPEAKER_02: you know,
• 46:31
  SPEAKER_02: she had the live in Newton John cut going on and you know,
• 46:35
  SPEAKER_02: the whole thing, you know, and she probably was 36.
• 46:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_02: That's what I was guessing.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_02: She might've been 36 because I think she had her daughter at maybe 18.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_02: So her daughter's 18.
• 46:48
  SPEAKER_02: So I, I put her at like 36.
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_02: So her mom's 36 years old.
• 46:54
  SPEAKER_02: And when I think about 36 now, it's like, holy shit, that's young.
• 46:58
  SPEAKER_02: But it's like, you're at a club and this is your mom?
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 47:03
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_02: I've never seen moms like that.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I had this girlfriend in my junior year of high school,
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_03: and her mom was more hot than she was.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 47:19
  SPEAKER_03: Her mom literally looked about 25.
• 47:22
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 47:24
  SPEAKER_03: And she was probably in her 40s or whatever, but she was smoking fucking hot.
• 47:29
  SPEAKER_03: And she had younger siblings to where sometimes her mom and dad would go out
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_03: and she would have to babysit.
• 47:38
  SPEAKER_03: And they knew me real well,
• 47:39
  SPEAKER_03: so they always let me come over and just hang out with her and watch TV or whatever.
• 47:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not going to say nothing ever happened, but it just wasn't.
• 47:49
  SPEAKER_03: We were so afraid of getting caught that we weren't really doing anything.
• 47:52
  SPEAKER_03: You know, it was at that age.
• 47:54
  SPEAKER_03: It was younger, you know, where it would have been a real problem if we got caught.
• 47:58
  SPEAKER_03: So we just didn't do anything at our house.
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_03: But I remember one time I came over to her house and,
• 48:05
  SPEAKER_03: you know, we were doing the thing that you do.
• 48:08
  SPEAKER_03: We ordered,
• 48:09
  SPEAKER_03: their dad ordered the pizza and gave us the,
• 48:12
  SPEAKER_03: you know, $15 and said, make sure you give the whole thing with the tip.
• 48:16
  SPEAKER_03: You know, you know that game.
• 48:19
  SPEAKER_03: But then the mom comes out of the bedroom, like dressed to the nines.
• 48:23
  SPEAKER_03: They were going to like a wedding or something.
• 48:25
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 48:26
  SPEAKER_03: And I just remember I was sitting on the couch and my dick started getting hard
• 48:30
  SPEAKER_03: and I was like, holy shit.
• 48:32
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, she was like smoking hot.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_03: And my girlfriend at the time,
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_03: she's sitting right next to me and she just took a look at me and just gave me
• 48:41
  SPEAKER_03: that glare of death.
• 48:43
  SPEAKER_03: Cause she knew that I was totally ogling her mom.
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: And I was like,
• 48:48
  SPEAKER_03: you look really good,
• 48:49
  SPEAKER_03: Mrs. V. You look really, you know, I was like, yeah, you sure do.
• 48:55
  SPEAKER_03: Nice tits.
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_03: Why'd you share some of that with your daughter?
• 49:01
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 49:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
• 49:04
  SPEAKER_03: It is.
• 49:05
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_02: It was a, it was a very rare thing to see that, but it's just like, that's your mom.
• 49:11
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I will say this one was hot.
• 49:14
  SPEAKER_03: I loved it.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_03: Like they had a little across the street from their house,
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_03: like cross the street and just down the road a little bit.
• 49:23
  SPEAKER_03: They had like a,
• 49:24
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it's a pond,
• 49:26
  SPEAKER_03: but it was set up as like a neighborhood swimming thing, I guess.
• 49:30
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 49:31
  SPEAKER_03: it had like a slide and a rope thing that you could swing on and jump into the water
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_03: and that kind of bullshit.
• 49:36
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_03: And she would go out there and just kind of lay in the sun.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: You know,
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_03: with the little kids,
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_03: she would like lay on,
• 49:44
  SPEAKER_03: lay on a chair or something like a, you know, one of those, what do you call those?
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_03: Those outdoor chair things that you could take with you,
• 49:53
  SPEAKER_03: like a portable chair, whatever it's called, like a chaise, a lawn chair.
• 49:56
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_02: But the chaise ones, the ones that were like the long ones.
• 50:00
  SPEAKER_02: It folded out.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 50:01
  SPEAKER_03: It had like two folds in it.
• 50:04
  SPEAKER_03: She would go over there with the little, with the littler kids and just lay out in the sun.
• 50:09
  SPEAKER_03: While the kids swam or whatever,
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_03: and I can just remember a lot of times like,
• 50:17
  SPEAKER_03: I need to get you naked, see if you look like your mom.
• 50:20
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 50:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's what guys do.
• 50:27
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, that is what we do.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 50:29
  SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_02: But that's disgusting.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, whatever.
• 50:33
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's disgusting.
• 50:35
  SPEAKER_03: Fine.
• 50:36
  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe you...
• 50:38
  SPEAKER_02: Are acting that way.
• 50:41
  SPEAKER_03: Sadly,
• 50:42
  SPEAKER_03: the worst part about it is that's how I was acting when I was like 14 years old
• 50:45
  SPEAKER_03: and it hasn't changed.
• 50:47
  SPEAKER_03: That's the part that's the sad part.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_03: It's not that I was doing that at 14.
• 50:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's that I'm almost 58 and I'm still that way.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_02: Well, again, you know, it doesn't go away.
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_03: No, still a horny
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_02: fucking freak.
• 51:01
  SPEAKER_03: You would think at this point where I fucked hundreds of different chicks...
• 51:06
  SPEAKER_03: And jerked off to thousands more on fucking porn.
• 51:11
  SPEAKER_03: At this point, you'd think I'd be like, all right, enough with the dick.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 51:16
  SPEAKER_03: Nope.
• 51:17
  SPEAKER_03: I'm still.
• 51:18
  SPEAKER_03: Dude, I was watching,
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_03: I spent most of the week this week, I'm on this October Halloween movie craze.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 51:26
  SPEAKER_03: Where I'm just watching horror movies.
• 51:28
  SPEAKER_03: Every day I'm watching a couple of horror movies, old ones.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, not to saw or any of that shit, but.
• 51:35
  SPEAKER_03: Like this week,
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_03: I watched like the first three Halloween movies and I watched a couple of the Friday
• 51:42
  SPEAKER_03: the 13th movies and whatnot.
• 51:45
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm telling you,
• 51:46
  SPEAKER_03: every time one of these chicks takes her shirt off and starts fucking somebody
• 51:49
  SPEAKER_03: in these movies, which happened in all of those movies, I'm right back there.
• 51:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm like, all right, where's my fucking iPad?
• 51:57
  SPEAKER_03: I got to see some pussy.
• 51:58
  SPEAKER_03: I got to fucking jerk my dick.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_03: It's time for a work break.
• 52:03
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 52:05
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_02: That's funny.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_02: And disgusting.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_02: Disgusting behavior.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_03: It's only disgusting.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_03: Let's keep it real here.
• 52:14
  SPEAKER_03: It's just filthy.
• 52:15
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 52:17
  SPEAKER_02: Disgusting behavior.
• 52:18
  SPEAKER_02: I can't believe you even talk about this on the show.
• 52:20
  SPEAKER_02: I know.
• 52:21
  SPEAKER_03: It's terrible.
• 52:22
  SPEAKER_03: It's terrible that I share the truth.
• 52:23
  SPEAKER_03: Honestly, there's times like this I wish I wouldn't share so much, but it is what it is.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_02: Mm-hmm.
• 52:30
  SPEAKER_02: That's why people tune in.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_02: It's like, what are those two chuckleheads going to say this week?
• 52:35
  SPEAKER_03: What is he admitting to that I would never admit to?
• 52:40
  SPEAKER_02: Or they live vicariously through you guys.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I did
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: that once.
• 52:43
  SPEAKER_03: First of all, all the guys listening have done the same shit.
• 52:47
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_03: I don't care what they say.
• 52:49
  SPEAKER_03: They can claim that they're on a higher moral ground all they want.
• 52:52
  SPEAKER_03: Every one of them has gotten fucking a rock-hard dick from watching something on TV
• 52:56
  SPEAKER_03: and gone and spanked their shit.
• 52:59
  SPEAKER_03: Every guy has done that.
• 53:00
  SPEAKER_03: You've done that.
• 53:01
  SPEAKER_03: Every guy has done that at some point.
• 53:04
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe not with the consistency that I do, but every guy has done that.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_03: Unless you're gay.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_03: Even gay guys,
• 53:13
  SPEAKER_03: they probably see fucking,
• 53:15
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know,
• 53:16
  SPEAKER_03: Brad Pitt or somebody, whoever's a sexy guy and Right in the bathroom, pulling out.
• 53:23
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I'd love to have that guy's cock in my ass.
• 53:28
  SPEAKER_02: Dan Blocker.
• 53:32
  SPEAKER_02: A big bear.
• 53:33
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 53:36
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, you remember watching Bonanza?
• 53:38
  SPEAKER_02: Remember Dan Blocker?
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_02: Man, he was hot.
• 53:41
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 53:43
  SPEAKER_03: You know, I always had a thing for Hoss.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 53:52
  SPEAKER_02: Too funny.
• 53:53
  SPEAKER_02: It is.
• 53:54
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, man.
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 53:56
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I think that's going to wrap this first hour.
• 53:58
  SPEAKER_02: What do you think?
• 53:59
  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_02: So what are you going to call this first segment?
• 54:03
  SPEAKER_02: Trolling for old lady pussy?
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what we're going to call this.
• 54:09
  SPEAKER_02: Give me head until I'm dead.
• 54:14
  SPEAKER_03: Old ladies and young moms.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 54:16
  SPEAKER_03: I have no idea what this is going to be called.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 54:19
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 54:20
  SPEAKER_03: We'll figure it out.
• 54:23
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, AI, what should I call this segment?
• 54:25
  SPEAKER_02: That's pretty much how it's going to get solved.
• 54:27
  SPEAKER_02: Did you listen to those guys?
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, it'll get the transcript.
• 54:31
  SPEAKER_03: Dude,
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_03: it's always funny when I put that into the AI because a lot of times I use Gemini
• 54:36
  SPEAKER_03: because it's faster.
• 54:38
  SPEAKER_03: Like,
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_03: I'll use Gemini for the write-ups for the shit that's tomorrow because it's not
• 54:44
  SPEAKER_03: as important.
• 54:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 54:47
  SPEAKER_03: And Gemini doesn't do any dirty stuff.
• 54:51
  SPEAKER_03: Google censors it all out.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_03: So it'll be something like, you're not going to believe what Chris said this week.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be something stupid like that.
• 55:01
  SPEAKER_03: It won't be like old lady pussy and young moms.
• 55:05
  SPEAKER_03: It won't be nothing like that.
• 55:08
  SPEAKER_03: It'll be some ridiculously silly thing.
• 55:11
  SPEAKER_03: And then I'll go to Grok for the ones with the That are held a week or whatever.
• 55:17
  SPEAKER_03: And those will just be like brutal because Grok don't care.
• 55:20
  SPEAKER_03: Grok's just like, this guy wants to fuck dead women.
• 55:26
  SPEAKER_03: It won't care at all.
• 55:27
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_02: Trolling for old lady pussy.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's right.
• 55:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's stupid.
• 55:36
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_02: Well, we're going to jump into the tunes as always.
• 55:41
  SPEAKER_02: I see that there's plenty of requests in the old fast pass on our locals over there.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_02: And if you're new to the show and you want to support the show monetarily,
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_02: you can also get a request in on a Saturday night by being a member of our locals.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_02: So if you want to join us.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_02: Just go over to classicmetalshow.locals.com and sign up.
• 56:03
  SPEAKER_02: It's only five bucks a month and there's a lot of perks that go along with it.
• 56:06
  SPEAKER_02: And as Chris just mentioned a second ago that every segment
• 56:10
  SPEAKER_02: of tonight's show will be released tomorrow and it'll all be there for you as well
• 56:16
  SPEAKER_02: as the interviews that Chris does.
• 56:18
  SPEAKER_02: He releases those early to the members.
• 56:21
  SPEAKER_02: Various other perks,
• 56:23
  SPEAKER_02: but the perk on a Saturday is you get a request played,
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_02: and we're going to dip into the old fast pass and play your request,
• 56:31
  SPEAKER_02: but to lead the charge, I'll let Chris pick the first one.
• 56:36
  SPEAKER_02: So what shall we play?
• 56:37
  SPEAKER_03: Well, since I'm in the spirit of October, let's go with Halloween.
• 56:43
  SPEAKER_03: Let's go with The King for a Thousand Years from Keeper 3.
• 56:49
  SPEAKER_02: The King for a Thousand Years, huh?
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_02: All right.
• 56:52
  SPEAKER_02: I think we can accommodate that.
• 56:54
  SPEAKER_03: It's on Keeper 3, The Legacy.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
• 56:57
  SPEAKER_03: It's just called The Keeper of the Seven Keys, The Legacy.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's Keeper of the Seven Keys, The Legacy.
• 57:03
  SPEAKER_02: That's exactly what it's called.
• 57:04
  SPEAKER_02: And it is the lead off track as well.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_02: So anyway,
• 57:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to get into the tunes here while Chris processes the video and tries
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_02: to figure out a name for this segment.
• 57:17
  SPEAKER_02: And we'll go from there.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_02: But so here it is.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_02: This is a Halloween with the King for a Thousand Years exclusively here.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_02: On your classic metal show.
• 57:27
  [music]
• 57:40
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• 57:43
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• 57:48
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• 57:50
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• 57:51
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• 57:53
  SPEAKER_01: and the drums will straight up cave your chest in.
• 57:56
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• 58:03
  SPEAKER_03: If you call yourself a Metallica fan, then you need to own this.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_03: Smash the link at the bottom of the screen right now and grab your copy before it's gone.