Latest / Rotgrind - Narrative Declaration / Let the Revolution Begin
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- What are they going to do, shoot us? Jeff F***er Bees! Titer, why do you have more HP than me, Titer? We're getting 9-11 by an ornithopter indoors? Hey, Speaker, how do you feel your arc's going? I don't know, what's it start? F***ing hell, I looked over and saw the horse! God damn! What cutie mark does Rua have? Why did you follow it up with that? Here, hold up. Hey, easy. Start the episode that way. That's the first thing that has to show up, even with the intro. That's the first thing that shows up in this episode. And now we're going to now play the game. Why? How welcome, everybody, to another episode of Rock Grime. Oh, we're in it! We're in Rock Grime! Is that our intro? That's our intro of the day. What cutie mark does Rua have? You know, he is a horse now. But unfortunately, Rua would not be joining us today because he's in the city of New York. New York's today. New York's today. And he'll be stuck there for a little bit. And of course, preamble, basically, just in case anything does go wrong in this episode, transfer to a new computer system and stuff like that. So if anything goes out of jink, my bad. Like transferring millions of assets to get all this stuff together and reconstructing it and kind of making it work again is a bit of a problem when you've had this established for years on one computer. But of course, here is Hulky's horse crown. We're going to put it right there. As if he's never left. Anytime it's his turn, he's just going to stare at us and go like, how much healing? Hey, Zorin. Yeah. Give Hulky a hero point. Okay. Fuck. Thank you. Now I got to mainly do that. Shit. It's okay, at least. I came pre-prepared. I thought of this. I thought of this. Like, ah, fight. It gets rid of that thing. God damn it. I suck at this. There you go. Are you nice, too? What the? But I got your bot thing working. Very good. I win. Anyway, hi, everybody. Welcome to another exciting episode of Rock Grime. That's pretty much all the people missing and stuff like that. But of course, those of you who are here make this show wonderful to be in and stuff. As we go further and further into the seasons and everyone catches up and stuff to watch us and everything. We appreciate those of you who've been caught up so long enough to even attend the live streams and stuff like that. I know that basically as hundreds of episodes. I think we're not at hundreds. Yeah, I think we're like 60, 70 something now. It's been so long. Are we doing this for a while? Like, even then for that extended stuff, like even way more popular shows and stuff like that begin to like for live streams. Like, not a lot of people are able to attend that because they're like, hey, I'm not caught up yet. You know, it takes a while to watch three-hour episodes back to back to back to back to back to back. So we appreciate those of you who actually have been keeping up with it and able to attend the live streams. And those who I think are grateful, which I can speak for you, are all the folks here called Odo Roshi. Hello, it's me, Odo. Today I will be bringing you Veena, the self-swashbuckler. Tomorrow, who knows, but expect a package. And the next, sorry, I looked at the horse. I looked at it. Well, he has to introduce himself. Yeah, yeah, come on. All it is is a... Because the one who's not horsing around, it's Speaker. Hello, I am Speaker D, and I'm definitely not horsing around. Instead, I'm androiding around with the android wizard that whose name it is, Tannhauser. Then, of course, we have one who will probably eat the horse. It's Salty. Yeah! I love eating the horse. I love eating the horse. I love eating the horse. I'm Salty Yub. I play Snot, a goblin, the level 11 inventor. Yeah. I got to find out to take away for Thurston now. It's like... One who will ride the horse in the battle is Thurston. All right. I don't like that. Redo. No. You don't like it. That's perfect now. Chat GPT. I don't like. Redo. All right. Hi. Can I ride something different? Try again. Hi, it's me. It's Thurston. I'm looking forward to playing games with my friends. And by that, I mean murdering my... I mean playing games with my friends. Because it's not like last episode. We left off before a potentially spicy encounter. No, no, no. And, of course, the one who's going to die today, it's me. It's Zoran the Wizard playing Oren the Strix Druid. Also bringing you guys to another exciting episode of Rock Ring today. Of course, who wants to recap what happened match time for a hero point? Yeah, you really want this hero point. Oh, yeah. Big time. Big hero point. Pull up my notes. I forgot to pull up my notes. I have notes. Uh-oh, it's a race. No, no. I think the Squashbuckler needs the hero point more than the inventor. Are you fucking metagaming the recap now? I don't need it. I mean, I'm the wizard. Most of my shit's saved, so... By the way, take it away, Odoroshi. My notes for last session are truly unhinged, because I just write down little bullet points to help me remember things. And the first one is all lowercase, horse rahua with, like, 12 ellipses. Which I think is worthy enough of a hero point in and of itself. But essentially... That's right, that's right. No, no, no, no, no. You're right, you're right. Zoran, give the horse another hero point. Okay. True. These are the new villain points. He can't go any harder. What if it's a hey-roll point? Shut the fuck up. Okay, last session. What we did was downtime, essentially. We did preparations for our raid on the Citadel to fight the big fucking guy. So in our downtime, each of us split up to do different tasks to prepare for this assault. And our results were based upon a spotty array of good and very bad roles. Snot got some goblins, smiley face. That's what my notes say. You found some goblins. Oren got some desert hobos. Yeah, they were, like, the best ones. They infiltrated the economy. Yeah, they did literally infiltrate the economy of the Citadel. So you know what? Point for the desert hobos. Veena got some people who, some rock people who had really cool armor. They were essentially, they were described as Golgothan space marines, question mark? Desert space marines? Uh, uh, Rahua. Why did I write this? Please tell me. Rahua, period. Horse, period. And then Tannhauser built and patented the Zale Pattern Death Balloon. That's right. Which was sick as fuck. We brought it all full circle. And then we began our assault on the Citadel. We managed to crack in with our new, uh, uh, rogues gallery of various people from Golgotha. And we made it in. And I believe that we are about to stare down the barrel of another boss fight. Stare down the barrel is such a, such a strong term, you know? What about the glue barrel? For a horse. No! Give Odo the hero point. Okay. Yay! I was thinking that there's an anime horse girl game out, and I keep coming into friends' chats, and I'm just like, what happens if one of them, like, breaks their leg or something? Do you have to, like, turn on the glue? Like, what happens there? True. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, isn't that how Rahula got unhorsed? Uh, uh, he, he went through a glue factory, uh, mental, mental prison? Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's the recap. I like, I like it. I like it. Okay. All right. Perfect. Um, Rahula does not make it, because he could not, um, get through the glue factory in time. Thus. Does that mean that he's dead? He's in a glue trap. Did you fucking kill him? Yeah, Rahula is in a glue trap currently. Yeah, he died off the screen. Teach you to fucking go on a trip, Hulky Crow. Hope you come back next week with a new character concept. But you know what you can do, Shad? Stairs. If you make fan art that has no actual sense to it, but it is related to what happened today, you can freak out Hulky Crow right now. No, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. I'm not weaponizing our fan artists, but I'm weaponizing our fan artists. Dear fan artists, if you want to draw Hulky Crow's new character, you should do so right now. And just, just, just throw up great, great art suggestions for Hulky's new character. I'm sure you won't do anything cursed or awful. If all that horse is extruded away from Rahula, does he become Manhua? All right, you're at the entrance to the Citadel. A vast, large doorway as I am going to activate and bring you down to the bottom area of the map where I think you should have some vision here. I could see. Therefore, I can fight. Also, I would like my Grogamonger with me if it's fine. You pull out the Pokeball. Yeah, hi, Grogamonger. He goes way, in a sassy way. We're still going through some stuff, but like, he's understandable. We're still going through some stuff, but he is also an integral part of my character, so... Yeah. Or else I'm just half effective. Thought you were a role player, Zoran. Thought you were a role player. You should play Summoner without an idol and see how that goes for you. Well, considering the fact that, honestly, I was going to, but we're down a Hulky, so... Get that dragon out here. I was ahead of you. I was ready. Sorry, I fucking choked. I don't know why, as soon as you said that, I looked up and the horse just fucking stared at my soul. We need... Oh, I almost fucking died. I need that fucking soundbite of that... Holy God. Can one of you... Someone please get me that soundbite. I'm just like... So we can... I'm scared. All right. All right. So you are at the... We need it up on this discord. Oh, God. The sounds of battle are behind you, distant as the interior of the Citadel continues its struggle for revolution and independence. Horse Hua is no longer here, still trapped in the glue factory, but there's no time. There's no time to go back for Horse Hua. You are here at the entrance. What do you do? All right. Onwards. We must find the very source of this corruption in the Citadel and bring it down screaming. Yeah, I need him. What does the corruption look like, Mr. Tanhauser? It looks like a bureaucrat, a generalissimo, a tyrant. You'll know it when you see it. Fish the palm. Orrin goes, got it. A nerf. Uh, I am... Before I do anything, I'm going to go ahead. And by the way, Vina. Huh? Uh, I put my hand on her shoulder and then I cast a level four invisibility. Oh. I'm stealthy. All right. How will they see all my cool moves, though? Well, they won't. You'll be invisible. Yeah, I think the invisibility is a debuff when they can't see the style. Oh, my God. My style. That's okay. No, the invisibility is cool and sick and I'll know that I looked awesome. Yeah. Orange chugging health potions for the damage he took earlier. Does anyone else need one? I'm good. No. I got another lesser... I got a heal for 18. It healed for 10. It's like, will that be enough? No, I share HP. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't want to use this moderate. Oh, man. You could use a spell. Oh, so you can put on the camera if their sensor follows them. Oh, yeah. Party camera, then combat camera after. Yeah. I am going to walk up to this door and I'm going to try and fling it open. All right. It was a very big man. I know. That's a troop token, Mr. Tannhauser. That indicates multiple people in that space. How did you know that, Oren? Because I read the Pathfinder 2nd Edition rulebook. I swear to God, we just had a conversation last session about how you didn't know how to read, but okay. I just looked at the pretty pictures. It was inserted into his brain from nature itself. All right. So you open the door, swinging the massive doors open with your augmented android form, Tannhauser. Because clearly, even as a wizard, you somehow have strength. I don't know. Up ahead of you, there is a detachment of troops. You recognize them as members of the DNA. The sort of armed guard of the citadels. This vast chamber opens up. There are metal grating and plating on the floor. There are four, like, circular grates that lead into darkness. There's pillars all along the outer walls. There are two lines of troops, possibly as many as 50 individuals, all crammed together, wielding rifles, looking around with sort of reinforced magitek eye lenses. And then sitting on the throne at the far end of the room is the figure you know as General Dusk the Massive. This techno-barbarian sits atop a vast throne with a spiked morning star clutched over his shoulder, a fist kind of tightly clenched around belts that seem to cover most of his form. He stares out, and as you come in, the only sound is the sort of heavy breathing from the rebreather apparatus that General Dusk has, in this kind of caw, caw, caw, caw. As you open the door and see this. So we meet at last, General Dusk. Why have you come? What could you possibly seek here? I seek your disillusion. I seek freedom. I seek revolution! Revolution. That is what wheels do. The same thing before and after. You'll just become like me. I've already been like you. No. This is one revolution that breaks the cycle. There's like just this immense sigh. Just this absolutely just disenfranchised sigh. So be it. Men at arms. And all at once, the DNA troopers clack to attention. Rifles raising up in a line as they stare out at you. You can see that they have their rifles have kind of the faintest hint of electricity or some kind of magical energy on them as they come to attention. And Dusk like wearily sighs, cracks his shoulders as he stands up. I'll give you a chance to leave here. We're not taking it, right? Of course we're not taking it. I refuse. I have come here with purpose. I'll give you a chance to lay down your arms. Did you just not ah him? I sure have. Dusk like waves his free hand, the immensity of his form kind of held in tight by this, this, this, this, these letters with belts over them. But the hand just kind of flicks the belts that are around it, somewhat floating like pennants. Dispose of them. And I'm just gonna, just gonna put us into a little, little combat mode here, everybody. Uh-oh. Um, I'm just gonna maybe have us roll some initiative here. Yeah, if that's okay. It is okay. Uh, am I invisible? You are invisible. Okay. Uh, could I, could I roll initiative with stealth? You could. Yeah, absolutely. All right. Let's do it. Uh, that's not bad. I rolled a nat 20 and we still got guys going before me. No! It's not. I rolled a 19. It's okay, Tannhauser. I saw that nat 20. I think you're sick. For reference, I, I rolled a 19, so, you know. Oh, God. All right. Just so we can go down the order for everybody. Mm-hmm. Uh, if the, if the enemies would like to roll. Oh, the enemies have all rolled. Okay. Uh, so basically the boss man's gonna go first, and then one of the troopers and then Mr. Tannhauser, what, uh, what initiative did you get? What's your number? I got a 39. And then, Snanny Goblin. Snanny Goblin. Got a 31. Then Oren got a 28 and then. I mean, I got a 27. And then, uh, trooper got a 23 and horse got. Nothing. He gets nothing. Nothing. Dang. Wake up. Oh, God. I wish I had that. Tra-la-la. God, I want that sound bite so bad. Um. Because that, combat begins. Put this in combat mode. Kidney encounter. You know, from my experience, from my experience, when a, um, when a tech wizard appears to fight a big fat guy in a desert, um, there's typically a pitfall trap somewhere. No, that could never happen. Mm-hmm. Um. I just thought. Standing up from the throne. General Dusk's. Yes. Yes. It's really mean. Yes. What? These fads got a little reflex. Get up. He's full of chocolate. Yeah, go ahead. I'm sorry to interrupt you. Just, just for that. Just for that. His first action is to continue with his outstretched hand and and, uh, issues a command. I'll show them the might of the DNA. He will use the do better action. increase the damage in the DCs of all their abilities. Uh, wait a minute. That's, that's bad. Mm-hmm. Oh, by one damage die? Yeah. Oh. Ew. That's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. Um, he does that for free because he gets to, or he gets to do, uh, a fun action, uh, for free, like a command like that every round. Um, Oh God. Oh fuck. Then he will, uh, issue, uh, the reposition command, like clenching his fist and causing, uh, both of these units to reform ranks. Oh, that's so sick. I'm just gonna shimmy them about a little bit here. Get to there and there. Yep. Perfect. I'm just gonna, oh, and by the way, for these troops, just so you know, uh, what I have to do is one of them is the token. The, there, there's one that will be selectable. Um, and then the others are just like stamps I've put onto the, the battlefield. Um, that way there's not like four separate troop tokens and when you target them it's like, they all have full health. What's happening? Uh, there's one of them. Um, so they both, uh, reposition and then for his technical second action, he, uh, target Tannhauser who is, let's see how far Tannhauser is away. Okay. Outside of 60 feet. Um, he Kano's you. Oh, shoots an I-beam laser at you. From across the room too. It's like destroy man. Yeah. Um, he will hit you, uh, with his I-beam laser. Um, uh-oh. Bzzzt. Uh, that will hit you for 19 points of fire damage. Tannhauser? No. No. Damnation. And then for his last move action, he will move behind his troops. He gets up off his fat ass, eh? Yeah, well, he almost, he stood up, he stood up out of combat, he stood up, you know? That's a lot of love. That's, uh, that's, that's General Dusk the massives go. Uh, then I have the first unit of troops. What are I gonna do? Shoot us? Uh-oh. Okay, so I'm just gonna put down this gun template right here. I'm sorry, I called that out, fellas. I forgot they had actual guns. Uh-oh. I was making a little goof. I showed that problem with guns. We're not goofing anymore. We're not goofing anymore. Yeah, I mean, wait, one sec. One sec. One sec. I didn't mean it, fellas. Sorry. Sorry, time out, time out. One sec, one sec, one sec. They gotta reload. Yeah. Giving us time for our escape. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what they're, what they're doing. Um, sorry, I'm just gonna, one sec, do over. Uh, they're gonna cast a spell. Hey, hey, wait a minute. Uh-oh. They have an education? Yeah. They're gonna drop a fireball. Uh, right there. Hey, that's not cool. They're wizards. Tanhouser, you didn't tell me everyone in Golgotho was a wizard. This is, this is the speaker d school of I'm gonna make awesome guys. Tanhouser, counter spell, counter spell. I don't have a fireball prepared, sorry. Motherfucker. I'm, uh, just gonna, just gonna, uh, say, uh, there's gonna be a save there. Um, remember that that's actually, uh, DC 27 at the moment because of, uh, the do better command. So, uh, if I could, uh, if I could get everybody just, uh, I have a question. I'm not doing better. I'm doing worse. Yes. Is this a squad of just Tanhousers? Correct. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. Of course, Vina. 20, but I guess I'll take it. I don't want to use them all. Yeah. Yippee. Looks like everyone succeeded. Yeah. So, Oren got a 34. Tanhouser got a 32. Gorgerman got a 35. Uh, Vina crit with a natural 20. And Sonana Goblin got a 34. Good. So, everyone else will take half damage here. One sec. Except for Vina. Except for Vina. Yay! Who takes none. Because I'm fast. Um, so it'll be half a 31. So, I'm just gonna give me one sec here. Um, that's, and then, um, take it out Vina from this. So, the background track is on to, on to the breach, by the way, from Tabletop Audio. And, um, there's the random horse that whines. I imagine that's for who I'm still in the battlefield behind us. For who is holding the rest of them off right now. He's feeding the goblin. Michael. Where is? Oh, there we go. That's why I was like, what the heck? Okay. Um, um, um, um, um, me? Okay, there we go. Uh, I have to, oh, but I don't select Gorgomonger because you just take it once, right? You did, you did. Yeah, just once. Yeah, yeah. Uh, your mech, does that take damage separately? Oh, it does. Let me quickly do this and see if, uh, I can just do this real quick. Yeah, sure. There we go. Good, good. As you all take a good amount of damage from that. Um, okay, cool. And that was, uh, two actions from the troop. And then for its, uh, final action. I imagine that they didn't cast spells. I imagine just one of them pulls out a mortar. No, no, no, they can't, they cast magic, which comes in like a, a, a pinprick blast, which causes an explosion, which Fina like deftly avoids. Um, but then as the, the smoke from the fireball clears, they've already have their rifles, which they just stowed one handed. Their rifles are up and they all fire at once. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Also together, they're one wizard. Exactly. Um, so, uh, I will drop this in here. This will be, uh, whoops, I don't know why I clicked that button. Ignore that. Um, okay. So this will be, yeah, yeah. This will be a DC 27 again for everybody. So if you could all, uh, give me a check. Not again. Yeah. There's a lot of reflex saves here. Brace yourselves. I got a crit. Yeah. Crit! I also got a crit. Uh, unfortunately I have to take the worst. So Gregor Munger did not crit with 31, but, uh, it's not, I got a 29 with a success. I mean, a crit again, uh, great iron goblin got a 35 and Tanhauser got a crit success with a 36. That's right. Heck yeah. Nice. So, uh, so one sec here, I'm just going to roll damage as a barrage of, uh, magical bullets and other stuff comes out. Uh, you can tell that these are bullets that are reinforced with magic. Oh, actually I need to add another, uh, D6. Everyone in Golgotha is a wizard. Tanhauser. Yeah. Uh, all right. so, uh, there will be more damage. I will apply it, uh, really quickly to those of you who didn't, which will be snot, a, the mech and orrin. Okay. As you are just hit by a withering fire of, uh, guns, and other such, uh, fun things. Uh, all right. Uh, and that is the troops go. Tanhauser, you are up. Ah, DNA soldiers, defensive masterminds, but they'll choke in rust. I'm going to go ahead, I'm going to spend all three of my actions, and I'm going to cast a fourth level rust cloud. And I will go ahead and place this burst. I'm going to place it on the squad of the back and the good old generalissimo right here. So brown, uh, red, brown flecks of rust jitter in the air, and within that cloud of agitated particles, all creatures within become concealed. All creatures without are concealed to the creatures within, and it deals 5d10 slashing damage to any creature that starts its turn in the area with a basic port save. Additionally, uh, I'm assuming that these DNA soldiers, or at the very least the general, account as metal creatures, given their prodigious cybernetics. Mm-hmm. Uh, to that end, uh, the, whenever a metal creature takes damage from the cloud, the cloud's area increases by five feet to a maximum of 40. and most creatures begin rusting, taking 1d4 persistent slashing. Awesome. Yeah, absolutely. It's a great spell. All right. Ten to the squadron closest. I'll hold on to the back line. Got it, Mr. Tannhauser. You got it, boss. With that, I will pass my turn. Aye. I like that you said pass and you click the delay button. Oh, did I? I meant to press those. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Yeah, just move, just move ten hours or up one and you're good because it moves in there. Yeah, you got it. Don't worry. God damn it. Stop pressing buttons. There you go. It's my turn, silly. I got it. Uh, there's ten. One action command the funny mech to move, to move up to the big squad. Big squad, yeah. As I wish to, um, reenact what happens when a World War tank drives over a trench with people in it. Um, so I, I wish to schmoove over here with my mech. I don't know why I wasn't mounted on it. I would like to be mounted on it if that is fine with you. There you go. Since it is my mech. Uh, here you go. And when she arrives up here, she's gonna do her coolest, best move she ever could do. I'm gonna explode. Whoa! Oh my god! Uh, that was nice having the campaign. Thanks for your sacrifice. Yeah, thank you. We appreciate it. Goodbye. Goodbye, Snot. We will remember you finally. I bowed. I bowed to the, to the crowd. I'm going to explode now. Um, What? She has two! So, she just runs in and, uh, yeah, uh, the mech seems to explode. It just turns into a missile as it flies in and explodes. Uh, I cast explode. Um, hey, uh, Thurston, could you, uh, could you, uh, you know, mark saving throw on those guys, please? Yeah, they're just going to critically succeed. It's easy. Whoa. That would be so cool. Yeah, sorry that your explosion was in vain. Damn. Damn. Damn. It was only a regular success. Regular success. Nice. That's awesome. We're all succeeding on our saves today. That's awesome, Thurston. Could you mention the weakness of, uh, of squads? They don't like area damage. Oh. I roll 11d6 for fire damage. Thurston, they take 29 explosive damage. Because they succeeded. Yes. Right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. They blow you up. Boom. They will take 24 points of damage as you blast into the troop. Yes. Uh, she explodes a few of them and then she stands on top of the mech in a cool pose as I enter crane stance. Um, uh, and I would like to, uh, just proclaim, uh, as Snot a goblin, um, I proclaim that I am Snot a goblin! I'm here to eat your face! That's my turn. Fuck yeah. Suse fog. Get him, Snot. Suse your fog. Oren. I, I gotta heal everybody. Shit. Yeah, if only he had a horse here to help with that. Yeah, if only someone else had the heal spell. It also had various other abilities of which to help heal people. We have someone like that in our party. We can heal people? I guess not. Real shame. Damn, fucked up if true. Yeah, no fucked up. Alright, Oren's gonna, uh, do doctor's visitation. Uh, let me make sure I have doctor's visitation. I do. Uh, came over to Tanhauser. I got you, Mr. Tanhauser. Now, here's a real question. I also, I also have the risky surgery, like, the dedication. Risky surgery? That just means if I, you know, you might take a little bit of damage, but it's gonna turn out real good. I, uh, I hate your leg. Like, like, I'm trying to, like, bend the metal back. Like, kink, kink. This will be fine. Okay, this should auto, auto create and do. Let me make sure I'm doing the right one here. It should. And it does. Uh, because of that and another thing basically auto create success by one, thankfully. Uh, you take three points of damage, but then you heal by 59. Yum. Whoa. Oh, whoa. I, I, I suddenly feel so much more younger and brighter. You fit my machinery's pressure points. I never took you for an acupuncturist. It's like, I know all of your wires, Mr. Tanhauser, I had to rewire you several times when you got beaten up real bad. I, thank goodness I read this book and he takes up a book and there's like nothing on there. In fact, it's not even a book. He's found a stone slab and he thinks it's a book. It's like an Ikea manual. Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't even open. It's a fake one in the Ikea store. It's a, it's a blotus one. Yeah. It's from the blotus emporium. Blotus is furniture emporium. Does it also sell meatballs? Of course it sells meatballs. It's fly, it's like fly balls. Oh, that's why I like, that's why I like going. In addition to that, he, you know, you know what? Because I know you really want to cast some spells and actually have some extra movement. I'm going to cast haste on you, Mr. Tannhauser. It's your time. That was my one action. We're not to visitation because it takes one action. The second action is going to be haste. I applied it to you so you are now hasted. Yes. Before my final action that goes to Gorgamonger. Gorgamonger is going to go away and begin rushing forward. Basically, he's going to go full 25 feet over there near the troop, getting ready to mess with them. He can't do anything currently and that's his speed. That's the end of my turn, Mr. Thurston. It's good. It's good. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. Good turn. Good turn. All right. Good turn. Vina, you're up. Good turn. All right. So I'm going to go five, 10 minutes. I can actually, I don't have enough movement to get past this guy. I guess I could. You're fast as fuck. Cause my time I'm fast as fuck. Cause yeah, my move is 45 right now. So I'm going to use my first action cause he is within 45 to tumble through. I'll hit you with a, this one. Oh, so sorry, chat. There's no die sounds because for some reason the browser just goes, nope, but all the other sounds will work today. Weird. Yeah. I don't know why they're working pre-stream. That's going to work. You're going to get through. Okay. I'm going to get there. And then I'm going to target this mob here and I'm going to hit them with my sword. All of them? All right. Yeah. All of them at once. I'm going to do the fucking flashy anime move or whatever. Oh my God. Okay. New goblin bloggers. I guess I did do the anime move. All right. Uh, critical damage. Critical hit. Oh, did it not do all my die? Oh no, it's going to do the math here in a second. Not great, but not the worst. Say it out loud. 37 points of damage. Okay. And then for my final action, I'm going to, uh, uh, I'm going to hit him with a feint. One sec. Uh, I just need to check something. Oh no. Is he going to counter shoot me in the face? No, no, no. Can they be fainted? Oh, can a group not be fainted? Yeah. No, just one of the segments goes away. Oh. As you basically start tearing through them and stabbing repeatedly and taking down several dudes, um, the, the trophy gets, uh, gets a bit smaller. Hell yeah. Cause they're dead. Cause they're dead. Good job, Miss Vena. Good murdering. Revolution. And he's like, all excited. Revolution. Yeah. Like the wheel. Woo. Okay. Uh, and then I'm going to faint. It should let me press the button here. There we go. Aha. Aha. It's pretty okay. Success. Uh, and that will be the turn. Okay. so interesting. Um, I don't know. Uh, I'll give you panache. It's not affected by it otherwise because, uh, you can't like use single target things on a troop. Oh, cause they're like, cause they're gaggles. Right. So like the, you won't off guard all of them or anything like that, but like, I'll give you panache. Cause you're trying to, you're basically like flexing on them. So off guard off the token. Excellent. Excellent. It's the, it's the most stylish bit ever where, you know, she, she cuts in the air. One guy falls a bunch of them raise their guns towards her and then their torso falls off. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got another troop that starts a turn. Uh, Tannhauser, can you post the, um, the link for your spell again? I would be delighted to let me read. I have one question though. Do they suffer critical effects? Um, so I would say not in this case. Cause like, again, it's supposed to target a specific. That's why I took the critical effect off. So that's why they aren't stunned or anything like that. All right. Thank you. I am going to do some saves here. Uh, well, first of all, the troop, cause it's actually starting its turn here. That will be a critical success. So they are unaffected by your rust. Um, sorry, dog. Um, they will move to there. Yeah. And we'll do some, uh, some good old reform the lines with that. So. Do we form the line? Reform the line. Reform the line. Reform the line. Reform the line. God. Okay. So we'll go like that, like that. Uh, they'll still be in the cloud, but that's, uh, it's just here. It's going to have to be. So that's going to be one as they, as this like group advances through the cloud. Um, majority out of it. So I'm not going to count them as concealed or you count them as concealed either. Uh, and then they are going to do a two action. Um, they're going to, they're going to cast a spell. I think, I think, uh, maybe, maybe, uh, no, they're actually just going to fire their guns. Uh, they're going to do a two action. They're going to fire their guns right at Orrin and Tannhauser. We're still in the doorway since that was where they were connected to before. Uh, can I get, uh, reflex saves again? 27 for this one. So it'll be one higher. Oh, I like that. No, Vina, Vina, you're not in the, you're not in the area. Oh, not in the area. Quitting the style. Oh, that's about one. There we go. Hey, hey, fellow, fellow failure. You want to re, we want to re roll that together. I would love to re roll that. All right. Reroll use the hero point. That's right. Use them early. Also, I think you complicate still. So. I do. Yep. Sure does. I was going to argue. I love this game. This game is fun. Oh, no. I was going to argue that. Tannhauser's greatest weakness as a political insurgency is firing squads. It's true. Yeah, he does have weakness to fire. Here, I'm going to let you figure out your complications. I just need to buy a real quick. So figure out your complications. Tell us what's going to happen about these. I know exactly what my complication is. Oh, God. I know exactly what it is. It's the dumbest one. Yeah, Savior's there. Let's see, because I'm going to find another one. Another one for me. I've not been keeping up with it because I've been busy. So I've been a failure of my own rules. Tsk, tsk, Zorin. No, you're 100% right. I'm a fuck up. I don't say that. Got to follow my own stuff that I get on people about. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And you too can submit your own complications that the, the players have to muddle their way through and find a way to incorporate, uh, by, you know, going to a patreon.com slash, slash narrative declaration. Yay. Okay. Okay. You found one. All right. All right. Good. Good. Good. Tannhauser first. Yeah. Tannhauser. Tannhauser. All right. Easy. Mine is, uh, suggested by Nascent. And it is deaf fucker bees. Okay. Not the bees. The players have inadvertently disturbed a hive of bees or similar insect terrors concealed in their environs. These stinging terrors swarm the player who complicated and any character is right next to them. No. The effective characters need to escape from, disperse, or destroy the swarm before they could proceed on. All right. Fast. This is great. And you'll see why in a second. Oh no. All right. So you're going to take, uh, half of the damage here. So drop that on you, 10. As you take 13 points of damage. Cool. Cool. Cool. I'll take it. Very bug. Now take double. And also assaults Oren with bees. It's true. You will. So I'm just gonna do this here. Your complication? No. Our complication. Holy shit. Or it takes 52 damage. 52! Like I assume, I assume what happens. Cause these are again, like they're there. These are force damage plus bullets. Like they're essentially like tracering with magic. I mean, force barrage here. Um, so like you're, you're hit by like one dart and then the bullet slams into you. And I assume like Oren has some like military, like saving private Ryan moment. Cause, cause Oren's been healing Tanhauser this whole time. And then a swarm of gunshots jumps in and Oren takes a bunch of them. Like a good medic, like a proper healer. Props. Props. Props. It doesn't end there. For the bees have affected Oren with his critical failure. This is just convocation from Neo specter. Uh, thank you so much. Remember patron.com for slash narrative declaration. Submit your own to the hat, uh, movie theater floor, but I'm going to kind of change that to be the B floor. Uh, saying flip a coin. If heads, the ground beneath you in is inexplicably sticky. If tails, the ground is inexplicably slippery. It's a, it's probably better not to think why roll an appropriate check to unstick yourself or maintain your balance. I'll say all the bees now being disturbed and stuff, maybe something with the battle and the gunshots and stuff has spilled a bunch of honey. So now there's a bunch of honey on the ground and it's either going to be sticky or slippery for Oren. So I need to roll. Uh, I'm going to roll a one D two, one D two, which is basically a coin. we're in the Citadel's military preparation facility slash apiary. You know, they're just like, I don't know that my hobby is beekeeping. Well, you know, we haven't got to the point where I'm going to put the token down on the table. General does close out his hand and goes, go my bee. Fucking bee. They're more like wasps. But you get it. I'm going to, I'm going to drop down the hell wasps swarm. Oh my God. Okay. I look like the wasps outside my house. I got to roll. I got to roll. I got to roll a coin. So one is, uh, one is slippery. Two is sticky. Okay. Apparently one, it doesn't exist. I mean, one D two is not, that's not a thing. Apparently hold up. What? It's always been a thing in this. Yeah. Hold up. Got it. There we go. It's two. It's whatever the fuck I said. Oh, is it slippery or sticky? I think it's sticky. Yeah. It's sticky. Right. We'll go with sticky. Chat. Is it slippery or sticky? Yeah. What the fuck did I say? I forgot. Chat. Chat. Keep Zoran honest. Play the clip. Play the clip. That's why we do it live. That's right. Well, there's people hopefully listening. I think it was. Yeah. You're all listening to us, right? Right. Right. Right. Okay. He never actually said. One stick to slip. Yeah, it did. We collectively forgot. I sure did say it. I know that for a fact. It's, it's simultaneously slippery and sticky. Okay. George was on point. It's one stick, two slip. So it was slippery. Well, fuckers need to pay attention. Okay. We're going to be a test tomorrow. It's your fucking complication. Yeah. So I guess I, I need to make it, make a roll. So by your DC Thurston, I roll a reflex. I guess. Well, how do you want me to do this? What I'm going to do? Here's what I'm going to do. First of all, I'm going to just, I'm going to put the swarm. So it's actually on you. Um, and then there is like, so what happens here? Here's the, like the, the narrative of how all of these things, I'm going to assume that there was a, a corpse on the ground by you. And that the, the, the, the fire sort of like nattered into it. Now, now it says bees, but this is, you know, Golgotha. So everything here kills you. Uh, so the bees are, uh, good. Right. Bees. Yeah, exactly. Um, and they are, they're not to be messed with. They, they, they make hives inside people's corpses here, uh, like they've done right now. Uh, and that hive has been disturbed. So they have burst forth, um, causing the sort of liquid red jelly within to permeate the ground around them. Um, and, and the, the swarm itself is there, which is causing a problem. So how I am going to do this is two things. One, um, you will have to make a reflex save if you move out of the space. Similarly, if you attempt to do any kind of manipulate or concentrate action, like casting a spell, uh, you will have to give me a flat check, uh, DC five, or the spell is lost. Oh boy. You know, what's kind of cool. There is a thing in real life called a vulture bee that makes honey from blood. Oh my God. Yeah. That's right. Yeah. They're necessarily gnarly looking. You should look it up. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Uh, I do apologize. There's one more time. What do you want me to roll? Uh, well, no, no. So, so, so, so this is what, this is the, all the effects that have set up now. Okay. So this was just that from them shooting. You only will have to make these checks. Um, if you move or if you like do a manipulate, so you don't have to do anything right. Okay. Uh, basically it's like the ground is slick. So if something happens, then you will. Gotcha. Okay. Um, so they moved, they did that. That is the end of their turn. That was all my geyser. Uh, we begin with general dusk who also has to, I have to scroll up, find tan, how's your spell. I have to make a fortitude save on the big guy. If you right click it and pop it out, you can just have it on hand for you. And two, uh, cause you need to arrest the, our mod thing was going to delete the message. And two, that thing first with the first group needs to expand. Cause it goes up to four. I know first group, uh, critically succeeded. So it wasn't affected at all. Now it expands now. Well, now it will. Cause it's yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cause the first group crit, crit succeeded. So nothing, nothing happened. Cause it is when they take damage from the clock. Okay. My bad. Yeah. I forgot that crit succeeded. I apologize. Yeah. No, no, no, you're good. You're good. You're good. Uh, so I will really quickly add five feet. Boop. Uh, and now they're in it again. Yeah. Well, yeah, they are. Uh, and then I will roll damage. And I did, I rolled damage. I did. Okay. And he will take half of that damage. And 1d4 persistence. Oh, yes. I, I, I'm sorry. I just have to apply it cause it's weird. Um, it for some reason, it's not allowing me to apply that correctly. So I will just do that myself. Tanhauser. Why is it every time I heal you, I get hurt? Because many people want to end my life. What, what happens if I heal myself? Well, I suppose you'll feel better for a little while. Until they beat me up again. That's right. No. Well, is everything I heal die? Because life is savage and cruel. And I love it. Oh, he is home in Golgotha. Okay. No, now I'm going to make Speaker's Day. Oh. Though obscured by, by the rust cloud. General Dusk merges. Floating. As though supported by some kind of suspenser. Yeah, boy. My Golgotha. Bring me that floating Batman. Hold on. Hold on. Thurston, I. Yep. Yep. I forgot to take off my, uh, your point. I'll give a fuck. This is, you have to add a piter. The tub man comes back. And that is this man's piter. The tub man was on your side. He, there's another, there's another, there's another tub man. Tub man's are now mentats. He's a fake man. Pull up, pull up the art again. Oh, mentats are tub men. I'm dust again. We have to have the heart coded and piter. They have to last as long as that fucking book. Let him last. Okay. One sec. We've got so many things happening. Okay. I'm doing that. Now I have to double check. Because we would. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right. There are a little like attendance behind. Yes. In the art. Yes. So they were not in that. So I just want to explain. I'll give you time. There's some, to explain what's going on. So basically like it means people are playing the Dune game and stuff. And lovingly speaker, speaker and service friends were teaching me all about the Dune born. Cause I knew like good surface level of doing like, I watched the old movie, which is just a feat, like a film project fever dream to me. But I never got to read, read or listen to the books. And they were like, you should really, really listen to the audio book because speaker was constantly making a joke of, of this whole bit of like Python. Like bring me another Oreo cake. Python. He's like, of course you fat Baron, you know? And, and I thought he was just like doing voices for voices. No, he, he's right on for the audio book. They sound just like that. Same tone, same everything. And I was like, what the fuck? It is really funny listening to them in the audio book. And they're my favorite duo. But of course, if you know the story, it's like a bajillion year old book, like, you know, obviously, you know, lasts all that long. and it's like, there's such a good pair. And we just make, we just bring it up all the time. I'm like, why to bring me another pale twink. like, why does my pee pee come out yellow? Like, you don't watch it, my Baron. And so, obviously, you know, we have inspirations in the campaign. Um, this is a perfect opportunity. We have to have a fighter character. Of course, my general. Okay. One sec. One sec. I've got a solution here. Oh, good. Oh, good. I've got, I've got a solution. Just, I'm setting it up. Give me a sec. I believe. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. One sec. One sec. I'm glad that we have, we, we lost our healer and we got Zoran spending hero points to make the fight more. This is the second thing that has now added enemies to the scene. This is great. 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10. Okay. Yeah. Good. And, and props to Jamie, who, when tub guy came around also was sure to give me a token for tub guy. He's tub guy. He's tub guy. We love you tub guy. I need to make sure that the token doesn't display the actual stat block. His name is, his name is now tighter. Yeah. Tighter. Tighter. Oh, see, I had him as Peter. He's tighter now. He's tighter Peter. Of course my fat general. Yes. You execute these adventures with ease, my general, but of course my sanity would have been far better if we employed more B. Tighter. Shut the fuck up. Tighter appears behind the, um, the throne. I will roll tighter's initiative. Of course. Of course, my general, I will help you in the, in the time of need. He will do the aid action. Not the aid action. All right. So I've taken approximately a float action this round and, and I've spawned more enemies. This is good. This is good. Yeah. Um. I'll credit to the speaker for that, Joe, because I, it has affected our group. It, it's, it's, God, so good. Um, all right. So the first thing that the general will do once he has emerged, um, Speaker, I give you full control to be tighter. But I've got to our general. Just shit talk. Be tight talk. The evil vizier. Full control or else I'm doing it. Evil once again, do better, um, for free. Uh, and then we'll do, oh, yeah, this, um, then we'll do a, uh, take them down, uh, which allows them to, uh, all allies can spend a reaction, which they now have, uh, to make an attack or a strike of one action to nearby, uh, creature. So the one right here that is adjacent to Snudda Goblin and Veena. Uh, uh, yeah, we'll fire their guns. Oh, uh, uh, we're going to have, and the other unit's going to do the same thing. Uh, we're going to, we're going to do like, uh, actually, Ooh, this is tricky. I don't think, I don't think I could drop a template that doesn't hit one of the troops. No, that's, uh, that, that's, yeah, that's super tactics. That's pretty tactical. That's their super tactics. It's not. Instead, they're going to, they're going to fire at Gorgamonger and, uh, and, I'm already losing health, man. Well, you know, it would help if you had another cleric here. Uh, could both of you please give me a DC 27 save? Not my fucking control. There's barely in Hulky's control. Fucker decided to have a life and leave his house. Why is this an attack roll when I need to make a saving throw? What the hell is this? Starfighter? It's, it's, it's, it's an attack or a one action attack. So, uh, a strike or a one action attacks. Yeah. Um, is this freaking Starfighter or what? No, this is, uh, this is how troops work. Uh, you can see them in NPC court. I know, I know. You're killing her. You're killing her. Sorry. Sorry. He's killing my mech. I know. I like the, the bump. Okay. Uh, so sec, I have to roll this damage. It's going to be. All right. So Gergamunger will take half of this. It's not a goblin. We'll take half of this. That sound is great. The mech will take all of this as again, just more gunfire. So that was the close unit. The second unit also takes advantage of this and, uh, will fire. Uh, they will just continue firing and they'll hit the, the hell, the Golgothan bees swarm. Hey dude. Um, come on. This calls for some help. I will aid Oren as this, uh, power begins to grow between the barrels of their guns. Tannhauser is going to, uh, quickly utilize his spectral manites. And I'm going to cast cloud dragon's cloak. Oh my God. And I'm going to have, uh, that said me and an ally. Well, I will, I, in this case, I will do a cloak upon Oren. Oh, good call. Okay. So. His eyes sparkle. They will have to make a flat check, which I will have them do. I don't know why it defaulted to tooth fairy there, but they succeed the flat check. So like, don't forget. They're also in the dust cloud. Because it expanded. So we're also concealed. Uh, hidden is a worse form of conceal. Okay. Nevermind. Yeah. Well, you treat, you did, you did, you did. Um, and so you do this and you're like, don't worry, I've got it, but it's just a, but it's just a, but it's just a, but it's just a, but it's just a, but it's just a, but it's just like, don't worry, they can't see you. Like Oren's like, like in front of Tannhauser. I know the position of the tokens, but like he's in front of me, turns to Tannhauser and goes like, he's like, like Mr. Tannhauser, I can't take any more bullets. And then Tannhauser's like, just blow the cloak over. And it's like, don't worry, you won't have to look at them. It's like, oh, will this protect me, Mr. Tannhauser? It, it, it didn't keep, because it defaulted to targeting for some reason, but the, the, the beast just rolled a critical success. Wait. And take no, God. Are you fucking kidding me? All the bullets are whizzing by, but like for a bit, Oren looks up at Tannhauser, and goes like, will this hurt Mr. Tannhauser? Yes. But, this will protect me, right? Of course it will. Well, Ted Huser, that's a fail, because it doesn't have the plus one for do better in it. Okay. Yeah, I guess it'll be 27 the same, so it's a failure. Yep. Lauren, you want to, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, can I argue? We're in cover from the bees. No, because they critically succeeded. They perfectly weren't. It's like, synchronized. I could succeed. So, in fact, the story goes, oh, wow, it does it. Are you okay, Mr. Tannhauser? And you're like bleeding everywhere. Yeah, he protected you instead of himself. He protected you this time. Exactly. Get down, Mr. President. Jesus. Uh, why? Okay, it's because of that. Okay, I see that. Okay, I'll just apply this to. No. Sorry. Ah. Oh, God. That bug sound jump scared me. I know. Why? Okay, sorry. I'm just manually applying it. Ignore me. Uh, everything goes wrong. We've been refilling. You take 13 points of damage. As you are, you are, uh, filled full of, uh, more bullets. Um, and that was Dusk's other action. They did that to do better. They've gone there. Um, yeah, they'll, uh, they'll use their final action, uh, because they're cheater mode and they're, uh, they're going to shoot at. Oh, it's not a goblin. Oh, no. Uh-oh. No laser. Eye beam. What? Not the eye beam. Yeah. Why would you do that? Because I want, I want to, I want to just, just give you a little bit. It's not that great. It's only 18 points of fire damage. It's like an eye beam laser smacks into you. Yes. Bye, Golgotha. Is this, uh, is this, uh, an attack from someone within my, within, within my vision? Can I see? Yes. The Baron? I would like to use Crane Flutter, increasing my AC by three. Oh. It was still me. Uh, it still meets. Oh, that's fine. You, you flutter. It still hits you. I do the coolest pose ever. Yeah. And then I get shot. Shot by general. Go ahead, Thurston. No, I thought it was cool as fuck. Oh no. Oh, she's dead. You have to reply to the tighter every time. I shall stand here, Promethean. Okay. I, I haven't listened to the audio book in ages. Y'all. Just channel Harkonnen. That's all you gotta worry about. That was a good line. I was. It, it, it's one of my, it's one of my favorite lines that he has in that book. One sec. One sec. One sec. This has to be like, uh oh. Uh oh. It's like, it's like, it's like, give me, give me a moment. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. I'm cooking. Uh oh. What is he cooking? What is he cooking? I hope it's a delicious thing of bread. Somebody get him out of the kitchen. Now. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Get him out of that bakery. There we go. There we go. Okay. Titor. Why do you have more HP than me, Titor? Because I happen to be hit by anything, my general. Titor, I will be sure to flay your skin alive like the various concubines you send me, Titor. Give me your HP, my general. We're playing your characters now. He, he takes, he takes General Dusk, the Baron, takes one point of slashing damage as he removes the secret needle from his thigh. Oh, God damn it. I hate that I know. Okay. You try to assassinate me again, Titor. He just pulls over. Yeah. I'm tired of this. I'm out. You know what? The troop is going to go. It's going to do two actions and it's going to bash heads. Uh-oh. It's going to what? It's going to bash heads. Watch this shit, Titor. Bashing heads. Yeah, it's going to bash, actually. Yeah, it's going to bash heads. Uh, oh man, that'd be really funny if I did that. So I'm going to do that. It's actually going to reposition first. Now it's going to bash heads. So it, it, it did a normal move, right? Huh? It just did a normal move, right? Yeah, yeah. Uh, I like to attack of opportunity. Uh, it just walked into Gorgamonger. No, it just walked into Gorgamonger. It didn't, um, like go through his space. It walked up to you. Didn't like move around you. I see how you think that way. It's very wrong. That sounds reasonable to a fool. One action to, uh, the, the DNA troop wheels around towards Sonata Goblin's back, uh, coming into, to Vina, coming into, into the, the, uh, thing. And they proceed to use bash heads. Uh, this will be a DC 30 reflex save, please. Oh, DC 30. Yes. That one's a little harder. Yeah. Not for you. I'm still good. I'm fast as hell. This is the Vina redemption arc. Yes. Well, it's also because reflex is my best save and I get the fucking, uh, dodge. Um, I would like to use my hero point to reroll that. Cause you rolled a, Oh, I rolled a 26, which is a failure. So I would like to, Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. You're good. That's a success. It's very, uh, actually, actually it's not cause the DC is 30. So, uh, that will still fail by one, but you use a reroll. So you do get plus 10. So it will still be a success. Uh, however, because you're mounted in the robots, not also needs to keep me a safe. Yeah. Remember to do the reroll using a hero point. Make sure you do that. Right. Sorry about that. No, you're good. Let, let's see if this works. Gosh, not. It's a critical. I have no hero points to figure this out. I am going to produce my funny. Sorry. And how's your ease out of points? Submitted by, by vinyl iron. Hey man, are we cool? You feel the vibes are rancid between you and one other party member or NPC. The player must say some variant of, Hey, are we cool to them? If they don't with a short enthusiastic, Yeah, of course. Or something like that. You feel compelled to fix the vibes, which may distract from current events. Um, it's not a goblin is going to look towards captain Vina and goes, Am I cool? I have, I have the meanest response ever. I have the like darkest response. Oh, no, nevermind. Okay. Nevermind. Nevermind. Nevermind. Cause I, I was pretty sure Vina was invisible. No, she is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Am I cool? So she doesn't even know where you are. And like the sound of gunfire is like drowning out the voice. So you don't see the visual response. What? Yeah. You're the coolest. It's not, but it's not does not hear that. In fact, in fact, um, you can make me fascinate that if you want them. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but I also need to, uh, quick. I also need to roll this, this ridiculous damage you're going to take from the bludgeoning. Um, Titer. Oh, that Gorgomonger needs to give me a save too, please. Titer, look at how they break themselves apart. They don't even trust each other. I live inside of a bathtub, my general. That you do, Titer. Why is he doing it right now? For every time I've had to clean you, every time you've shit yourself, it's been an ordeal, Titer. The Baron would not clean him in the tub. No. He is my... You must learn to stop being a stinky boy, Titer, and then you will leave the bathtub. Give me Gorgomong. I am obligated to yes and this bit, my general. Sick. Yeah, he better fucking fail. Sick. I am obligated to yes and this bit, my general. You're a stinky boy, aren't you, Titer? Titer takes none. It's not a goblet. What the? What the? Why is it 5d5? Because it's the bludgeoning. It's how this thing works. What's that? It should be 5d4. There we go. All right. There we go. No, not d5. Sorry. I fixed it. I fixed it. Okay. So, Snot, you're going to take double this. The game master forgot he was cheating, Titer. It's not takes 24 damage. Scranton and Goblin takes six. And Gurgamanga takes nine. As they roll total damage total. As it wheels and proceeds to beat you with the butts of rifles. Veena, you are able to detect that even though you were invisible, they clearly see you. Uh-oh. I don't like that. Tannhauser. All right. First thing I am doing is I'm using my move from haste to try and not be where the bees are. We're leaving. Don't stop being leaving. So give me, um, give me a reflex save, please. You got it. Hold on. Tannhauser character sheet. Tannhauser reflex. Yeah. Uh, that is going to be a 25. Okay. So I'm using the DC by level. So that will be a fail. Cause the DC at your current level, the average DC would be a 28. So you're going to fall prone as you try to leave the, the sticky substance or the slippery substance that was there. So I'm, uh, as you go to move, uh, I'm just going to assign you the prone condition instead. That's your first action. You fall down. You got Tannix. In the bees. I love, I love, can I just point out that like Zoran tried so hard, so fucking hard at the beginning. Like I'm going to cast a haste on you. This is your moment speaker. And everyone's all up, like fighting these fucking like techno barbarian, like Nazi stormtroopers. And Tannhauser falls down in a pile of bees. Diter. Excellent job with the slippy bees. I'm going to take my turd, dude. All right. All right. All right. All right. Well, that could be your haste stride. Look at him as he fails. As he flows about to the ground, Diter. Pathetic. That actually completely plucked up the blow of what I was going to do. Everything. You too can add complications, everybody. We love them. Look at how pathetic he looks on the ground, Titan. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to, can I roll? Can I roll while prone? No. As movement. You can still, you can still go forward while prone. You can still move. It's just half speed, if I remember. Yeah. My speed is. You can crawl. Oh, sorry. You move five feet if you crawl. Okay. Yeah. Let me, I'll triple check. I'm probably dead. The crawl action is you move five feet. As long as you can move 10. Yeah. I could like, I will. Yeah. That was cool. Yeah. Each action is five feet. My bad. Oh, man. Oh, Chad. Are we having fun? Are we having fun? All right. I'll get up from being prone. Okay. Look at how he crawls in the ground tighter. I'm literally not doing that. But what I will do is, oh, my life is over basically. I can't even be mad. It feels funny. Chad, start talking as the general, the tighter. I am. I think what I'm going to do is, I'm just going to have to eat this shit. I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to raw cast grasp of the deep. Okay. Can you give me a flat check? Cause you're still in the beast. I'd love to. DC five. It's only DC five. Don't roll a one through four and you're good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's good. He's good. No, he failed. He's failed. No, he failed. He failed. That's my turn. Bye. Why did you do that? Oh my God. So, so Tad Hauser's finally ready. Like there's this fucking like bee explosion. He goes to like move out slips, gets up all dignified, goes to cast the spell, the fucking like synchronized swim club that are these like Golgothan bees reform and attack him having perfectly dodged every bullet before. I hope you guys have a fun time with this combat encounter. You're down to party members. Bye. Oh God. I think he's going to fucking kill us. Oh, it's not a goblin. It's your girl. Buddy pal. what is my flaw due to the fact that I am obsessed with being cool? I, you know, let's, let's think about that. So. Oh gosh. So like, do you want me to use strikes? Okay. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. I think, I think, I think. you have to, you have to spend an action to move adjacent to Venus. So you can like hear, so you can hear the, the like, Oh, Oh, like, don't worry. You're cool. It's not like, like you can't hear. You just don't know. It's, it's bothering you. So every action is going to be walk up. Do you think I'm cool? I can't find you. Walk up. Do you think I'm cool? Yeah. Do you think I'm cool? So you can hear her like, okay. Okay. So. Thurston. Yes. There's one more thing we need to do before we do anything else. Please. I'm scared. I didn't do it last turn. So I need to do it now. Okay. Thurston. Yes. We're going to roll the D 20. The D 20. It's a, it's a solid dice. I hear it's a, I would call it an artifact. Uh, the D 10 is so much cooler. Uh, so for anyone at home, inventors are stupid. Uh, no, no inventors are cool, but they have this thing called unstable. You don't work for pies. You can say whatever you want. Yeah. Unstable means that I need to make a DC 15 flat check. And if I fail, I can't do my explosion anymore for the rest of the fight. Yeah. Because you exploded your mech. I can no longer explode my mech until the end of the fight. Yeah. Uh, because I rolled up three on that D 20. Uh, yup. Unless turns towards Thurston, I could grovel and beg. Oh, Oh, like some kind of, some kind of, some kind of pity based situation here. Master, please. You know what? I will let you re-roll that flat check and complicate. Go ahead. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. Yes. Good. Good. Why, why can't I re-roll it? All right. Cause I don't have a hero point. Add it to your character scene, then. Right. That's awesome. I had a hero point. So you're willing to do it for a complication. I am. Absolutely. That is so wonderful. Thank you so much. I'm a very pog game master. As the kids would say. For some reason, it seems that I cannot right click and re-roll the hero power. Just, just do it. Just roll it. Yeah. You wouldn't really care about the hero point thing. Cause, uh, if it's like normal, this one apply anyway, and then you roll a seven for podcast. I, uh, I get the pity point. I fail. I roll a seven. That is still not a 15 or above. Thurston. Give it to me. Another one. What is happening? I mean, it's your complication. You got to pick. Oh, it's your complication. You got to pick for the list. Oh, nice. Cool. I have one. Okay. This is perfect since we're in a building. That's always a great start. Yeah. Yes. We're in a building tighter. Look at the cringe goblin struggle for affection. Why won't you explode again? This is from orange shirt and their complication name. I picked this one. Cause we are in Golgotha. What the thought? A malfunctioning ornithopter or of equal. Oh my God. It is dude. It crashes into the party. Literally. Are we getting, we're getting nine 11 by an ornithopter indoors. Finally. Is this for me? Okay. Okay. Okay. We fucking cut full. A second ornithopter has hit the citadel. Holy shit. A second original. My general. Oh my God. My generalist. A second ornithopter has hit the citadel. So what kind of deep lore do you have on your list? And your show. Oh, well like, like what happened to speaker nine 11 is intrinsically part of our show. I picked it specifically. Cause we are in Golgotha and because we went into a building with two large towers. Okay. Well, Jesus Christ. I will say, I will say that like, you're going to be so mad at me. Cause I think it has to like, I think it has to crash in like this, like perfect arc. Right. Like, I think it has to go low. It has to like, try to crash through the door because I need, I need to hit Zorin with as much area damage as I can. Hit Tanhauser. Hit, hit the robot. Hit, hit Snotta Goblin and stop perfectly before Vina. What if it hit Taiter? He kills him. Yeah, it just kills Taiter in the back. He goes to a back window and kills Taiter. Taiter. Oh dude, they're such idiots. Oh, it crashes in from the other side. Instead, we've got what we got with my evil, when my dead mom is the pilot. No. Yeah. Yeah. We've got a sick ass ornithopter. I'm happy I picked up the complication. It's a good one. Can I, can I get reflex saves from everyone I just mentioned? Thanks. Oh, like everyone. Yeah, why not? Well, no, everyone, but Gorgamonger and Vina. Sure. Everything's coming up, Vina. How are you guys doing? I roll a nat 1. Oh yeah, that's a 2. Oh my God. How next shall you blightly today, Thirsten Hillman? So I got a 29 and a 26. Okay. The general doesn't even have to do anything. We keep killing ourselves. Taiter. What the fuck is this? We're here for the revolution. Falls down 800 flights of stairs. So, so everyone, but the robot fails. Oh my God. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna do this like a shitty fireball. Let's just, let's just, let's just do this. Yeah. So what is it that actually crashes in through the window? Oh, oh, like coming in low is, is an ornithopter. Um, that comes in like low coming through the entrance, like crashing through, uh, Oh God. It's like, it's like the shuttle from that, like, uh, the old Republic that's cinematic, like where it comes crashing through and then all the Sith come out later on. It's like that, except it's an ornithopter that, um, Oh gosh, is, is like piloted by, Oh, who's, who's like a fun person. We could have it piloted by, um, it's piloted by, throwing shit in here. And now I've got it. One sec, one sec, one sec, one sec. I know exactly who's going to come out of this thing. It's going to be from. Yeah. Yeah. That's, that's the real, that's the, no, no, no, no, no, no. I, I've got it. I've got it. See, you're, you're, you're, you're thinking, you're thinking really well, but, um, it's going to be the big, big bad. It's going to be partly. It's partly. Hey guys. No, no. Is it, is it rattle? It's Mr. Rattle. It's Mr. Rattle. Take a bow. Perfect. Any chance he's a cleric? No. No. No, never. Nope. All right. So, um, one sec, I've got to, I've got to roll the damage here. Give me, give me, give me, give me one. Oh God, give me one sec here. All right. Um, all right. So it's going to be a 20. I thought you said shitty fireball. Yeah, it's a shitty fireball. Okay, cool. Shitty for who? Shitty fireball. Mr. Rattle heard we were raiding in the deep desert and came in packing. He heard it was a sale. There was a sale. On, on an axe. I'm applying this damage. Do you want to discuss the, uh, or sorry? No, no, no. Zora, do you want to tell us what PVP and Dune is really like? This is it. And that's, this is it? Yeah. Okay. This is it right now. You get dicked over by the, by the game itself until maybe we play. We should be getting shot with more rockets. Yeah. Yeah. That's an important. Except right now we're getting shot with bees. How much do they have spoken from their actual enemy? It's good. I'm having fun. So a lot of people know podcasts aren't because of the damage. Everything takes 58 points of damage. Tanhezer takes 29 and Snot takes 29. Is that a fire damage due to the explosion? Uh, yes. Yeah. So you would get your, uh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and then close it proof. Yeah. So, uh, oh, oh, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec, one sec. One sec. What does Rath say? Yes, he stepped out. No, no, I have to, I have to roll. I have to roll for the, the bees first. Oh, oh yes. The bees. The bees. They're fine. They're, they're the fastest, most coordinated bees on the fucking planet. No fucking bees. The bees succeed. They don't critically succeed though. So these bees have fucking radar. Uh, clearly. I was like, I'm just, just going to, just going to, just going to apply this and a little this. Okay. The bees, the bees, the bees take some damage. Finally, finally damaged by something that is going on here. Um, and, and, and with that, uh, Mr. Rattle. Oh God, I have to, I have to put a token down for this. One sec. One sec. One sec. Rattle. I didn't have like a PC token for Rattle. So he, he takes a step out from, from the burning hornet of Rattle. We sure did. With a red headband and a machine gun. And he goes, I heard there's a sale on an ass kicking. And they start shooting people. But he starts shooting us. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. He can't come to help. Are you kidding? So, so Mr. Rattle like, like, like bursts, like, like bursts out of the wreckage of the ornithopter that has crashed through the door, crashing into all of you. His eyes wide as he looks around, taking in the place. You, you, you, you did not, you did, did not sign up. I came as fast as I could, because if you don't sign up, you will miss it. Miss what, Mr. Rattle? The once a month pizza party. Oh, my bones. I don't have them anymore, but they still hurt. I thought you were going to say like, like, what's a lifetime deal to an ass whoopity takes out two machine guns. No, that would, that would break the spirit of the complication where the complication would actually help you. All right, he's not a goblin. I forget what, I think, I think that was your complication. Yeah, that, that wasn't. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's right. We were, we're multiple triggering now. That's right. I have, I guess something's really quick and easy. Braun from Otisica Reignan. Thank you. Patreon.com forward slash narrative declaration. Submit your own. The complication is like, say again, a loud noise blares out and interrupts your action or response. That makes it hard for you to hear anything. So imagine with the ornithopter, your big loud noises, just, you know, like just cause a lot of noises. So I, I assume I will be deaf for a round or so depending on how you want to do it. I'll give you some, I'll give you some deafened. That sounds good. All you can hear is like the bees and the ringing in your ears. See, Shad, this is why you play, this is how good I am. I dealt more than 100 damage. Don't think about who I dealt damage to without even doing an action. That's how cool I am. That's right. That's, look, inventors are a fine class. He lied as he breathed. Look at how much damage he did. Oh man. Thurston, my first action this turn. Yeah. Yeah. I was about to say, all right, now your actual action salty. And I jump off my mech to get closer to Vina as was requested. And then I grovel. Please say I'm cool. Please. Yeah. Snot, you are cool. I think you're cool. Okay. And then I am going to kill a guy. Good. Faced. Thurston, good. Encouraged by the words of someone who is a true captain. I am going to kill a guy. I am going to perform a one action command. But before I do that, I lock on. Lock on is a one action ability that allows my mech to become a murder mech for a little bit of an extra funny. I will now then after that, use my mech to perform. This is my final action, by the way. I have no more action after this. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're better than fine. In fact, duo dragon kick. Oh, that's right. So right now, I am going to make it so that both me and my cool mech will leap. And I will just leap straight upward because it's cool. And I will grab onto a rock from my bag. And I will beat the heck out of a bunch of people with rocks as we both roll on an arm strike. And we combine the damage towards this guy. So I perform a crane wing stance. Attack. That's my attack roll. I miss. Do you want pity? Do you want pity? I don't want all the pity points, dude. I'm like, I'm just saying like, you guys need something here. Okay, cool. Yeah. I'm pitying. The paid points are for you to give away. Give me the pity. That's right. Give me the pity. I feel, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're, this is, this is a pitiable. I feel a lot of pity for you all right now. Okay. Should I grab one then? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Reroll hero points. Cool. I, my complication will be left for gnome. What? Left for gnome. Left for gnome is submitted by. Oh, you discover a lost gnome in the middle of nowhere. Feel compelled to bring it with you for the rest of the session. Place the gnome on the field. The person give, give me a moment here. First off. Yeah. Oh God. We're coming full circle. This arc, this arc somehow. Emerging from the time streams. Yes. By the time streams. I mean, the ornithopter wreckage. Hey, how do you feel your arc's going? Small. I don't know. What's it start? No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. One sec here. I need to save this gnome. Yeah. One sec. Okay. Okay. I'll add the gnome to the, to the, oh God, she, God, Jamie's the best. Did make a token. Okay. Very good. One sec. I'm going to do this. Meanwhile, while you're doing that, I will re-roll using a hero point. Yeah, okay. Okay. I rolled one above, making it a hit with a plus 10. So it will be one hit, and then the second attack, which will be a super duper cool, an arm strike from my awesome, super cool mech buddy. Let's see if it can destroy them all. It's that plus three. Will 30 hit? A 30 will hit. Awesome. What was that plus three? So pockets, listeners know what you're rolling. Lock on. I already used lock on. No, no, the roll, the number. Oh, I rolled a plus, I rolled a 27 for a total of 30. That is why I asked if 30 would hit. Yeah. Super cool. Uh, here is my first damage from me. That is a total of 20. And here's the damage from my cool mech, which is 17. So it takes 37 damage. As we start beating this snot out of these soldiers, because I'm cool now. So, sorry, 17. Where's the extra 20? Oh, sorry. Both of them together. Yeah. Yes. Both of them together. Yeah. I start killing people because I'm cool now. And she starts crying. I'm cool. And that is the end of my turn. All right. The gnome is on the field. I repeat the gnome is, Oh, Titor gets to go. Titor. And of course I get her. I don't think we need to do anything, Titor. Okay. Just sit there and do nothing, Titor. Enjoy the battle. I'll be more than happy to not contribute in any way. Excellent, Titor. Look at my plans upon plans. Titor will five foot up. My party is moving against Titor. Titor, be still, Titor. Titor, someone is controlling you, Titor. Titor's going to heal the Baron. Titor, rub more oil upon me, Titor. Yes. Yes, get it into my crevices, Titor. I got to go home. You're going somewhere with this. Titor, bring me another tweet to rub the oil on me, Titor. All right. Well, having done approximately nothing, the general is back to full health. Fuck you. Enjoy that. That's your complication. Cough, cough, cough. Oh, Oren, it's your go. It's your go, Oren. You're doing great, buddy. You got this. Yeah, I feel like an 18 out of 173 right now. And deaf. Don't forget you're deaf. Yeah, I can't hear. Oren's looking at Townhouser, but he can't lip read because there's no lips to see. Yes. Oh, gosh. So I'm going to split my actions here. I'm not going to be the most effective of healing, but I'll do my best. I'm going to Battlefield Medicine Townhouser once more. Okay. Do you want to, do you want to give me a flat check? I'd love to. Anyway, I'd make it just fine. Awesome. Yeah. Yeah. You're, you're a nature boy. Bees don't bother you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and do a risky surgery on, on Townhouser, which should be auto success. That is going to be, you're going to be taking first, you're going to take three points of damage, but then heal for 57. So as I, as I basically, I'm beating the wasps off of you because he can't hear you. And he's like, stay still, Mr. Townhouser. You need to centralize your aim at what location. So as you get healed for that, so we want to apply the healing there, whoever wants to do it. I will, that's as much as I can Battlefield Medicine you. I can't do that anymore. I'm now going to spend the one action to Battlefield Medicine. Moi, exact same thing on me. Risky, risky stuff. As I start beating myself, trying to get the wasp out. Do I need to do another flat check? Give me a flat check. Yeah. Before I even start, let me go ahead and, I'm good. I rolled a 19. So I'm going to do this again. Also auto succeed. And I heal my, I'll take two first when I apply that. Because I have to do it first, because I could actually kill somebody before I heal them. And then I heal myself for 52, which I've applied. So I heal myself up for that. And of course I have bonuses to healing and stuff. So plus 57, 57 for me. So that's two actions for Ornn. The other two are going to go to Gorgamonger, where Gorgamonger is going to cast fire breath. Hell yeah. Nice. And so he looketh upon thine enemy and goes foosh upon his foes. Look at him tighter. It's such a small dragon tighter. Ineffective. As he goes forward to the 34 cone, get all three of them in the row. Just whoosh. It's a long thing. A fire goes out. They all need to make me a 28 reflex save, which he'll probably crit 16. They don't crit 16, but they succeed. He'll roll damage. 5d6. I rolled a 19 for 35, everybody. Let me make sure it's 5d6. I know I leveled them, and I don't know, but I did spell versions. I can actually have a thing for it. No, it is 66. Ignore that roll. I'll delete that. It is 66. Oh, yeah. 66, and that is 18. So, they take half of 18. So, if they have any weaknesses, they have a weak. Half of 18, but then the weakness. Yeah. Yeah. And they'll take 19 points of damage, because you have their voice to be squeaky girl. Yes, they do. And so, with that. I didn't determine all the DNA stuff. This all came from speaker. Yeah. I did not say, and make sure they all sound like squeaky girls. I went to my notes. So, I've healed Tannhauser, basically the full. Oren got healed up a little bit by himself, which also heals Gorkum. Gorkum got to flame some troopers. So, I think it's an effective turn. End of it. Venus turn now. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm still in the bees. Oh, not the bees. All right. Well, we're still very slowly whittling down this group. I could go run after the general, but I don't, I don't really know. I feel like I've got to stay here and help my friends. So, I'm going to target. Yeah. It's okay. We won't complicate anymore and send me more helicopters to crash on us or bees or more early. Or a person might just change targets for once. Yeah. I love, I love, can I just say, I love that you decided in this campaign, except Salty, Salty, Salty, you can cover yours. You're fine here. Okay. I love that all of you decided to play this campaign on hard mode when you're like, no, we don't need extra lives. So, so that's cool. That's dope. It was a big character moment and we're going to get our ass before it. Under the premise that we would have all our dudes. Well, we're all the dudes we need. I'm going to hit him with my sword. Fucking hell, I looked over and saw the horse. God damn. All right. I'm going to hit him with my fucking sword. I missed. All right. Guess what? Guess what, Veena? Guess what? Yeah. I have so much pity for you at this point. Hey. I have two hero points. We're going to be stuck in this combat for a bit. So if you didn't use the bathroom, just say you got to use the bathroom and go when it's not your turn, by the way. I'm going to, I'm going to re-roll using a hero point. Do it. Do it. You got this. Yeah. Yay. I hit him with my sword. Damage. You're doing it. Did my finisher not go off? Oh, no, it did. It did. That's 17 points of damage. Take 17. All right. Diter, look at how the troops don't even die. Oh, one sec. Actually, one sec. I think with those two damages, you've probably now... Oh, yeah, you slashed. Diter, roll that back. They're dying. Wah. And I'm going to spend my second action to tumble through this guy. Plural. Twirl it. Guys. Print success. Whoa. And I'm going to go here. So I'm blinking with my frans. Your fran? My fran... My frans, because I count both Snot and the mech is my fran. Whoa. Bundle way to Viridian City. Gonna franke with my frans along the way. And then I'm going to... I'm going to hit at these guys with a map minus five, but that's all right, because all else fails. I will at least do the finisher damage. Okay. So I will do the finisher damage. You rolled a 27 on your attack and I missed. Yes. I missed with a 27. I'm trying, podcast listeners. I'm trying. There's a lot. There's a lot going on. Is this Vina just dashing through them, putting the sword back in the sheath? And dashing through the foes. That's nice. For the ones. Or an open slayer. It's like... True. It's like Virgil, if he used a rapier. I am the storm that is... Oh, God. What's my finisher damage? Why isn't it letting me hit with just my precise strike damage? You're level 11. Just roll it and calculate what that precise damage is. Yeah. That's your level 11. Swashbuckler, you have 46. 46. Yes, yes, yes. Thank you. There's 13 damage. Oh! Ow! Oh, my God. Apparently. I'm sorry, ma'am. Maybe I'll stop attacking you? Like, is that going to be better? I'm really sorry, ma'am. You know what it is? It's not squeaky girls. It's the pale twinks of the Baron. That's true. Titan. They're killing my twinks. They're killing my twinks, Titan. Wait, what did you say, speaker? I said, talk about twink death. Oh! Oh! I'm going to end my turn. Why do you listen to us, everybody? Like, I'm glad you're here. No wonder people don't come to live streams anymore. Cool. They're tired of our shit. We got some good friends in today, right? Yeah, we did. Right? Absolutely. No, they're all eating us. Wow! Titan. Thanks, Shuris. Bring in more twinks to raise viewers. Disconnect. All right. I'm conched with you. Okay. Speaker, can you drop that spell in again? Because the pop-out didn't work for me. Yes. But, of course, my Baron. Here we go. Speaker, put in the... There's a thing, speaker. Speaker. Speaker, put in... Put the spell in the chat, speaker. Put the pick in there. Speaker! Speaker! Speaker, they could succeed at the show ever again, speaker. We're never going to end this fucking combat tonight, speaker. Dude, I... I mean, I was going to stay home, and the combat would be fun. Fiddly the same. I thought I was here playing a game, but instead of playing the fucking victim. It's just one of those days. You don't want to wake me up. I want to wake up. I'm just going to... Walk on out there. I wake right up from ash and dust. They took off my pants, and they slapped my nuts. I'm suffering from the enemies. Whoa. Whoa. Uh-oh. Oh, it's like... They're going to fire their guns. Are they? Yeah. At who? We're going to continue firing into the swarm of bees, and Tan Houser, and Doran. Yep. I want to do the bees! We're going to quick succeed! We're going first! I've had action-y Mad Max music playing this whole time. I feel like I need to turn on some Looney Tunes bullshit. Yeah, this is more of a Benny Hill kind of comeback. Turn your acuity sax on. A little DC 27, please. Just a little. That should be easy. Yeah. Yeah. Watch me, crit. Mad 20. What? Watch me. That's my... That's my role. That's my role. You took my role. I'm rolling. Tan Houser got a 39, but that was a natural 20 for quick success. Oren got a 35, which is a success. And the bees! Oh, yeah. The bees. The bees. The bees got to roll. The bees got to roll. One second. I think this will work. The bees succeed. Oh, my God. That means they're still taking half damage. They do. They do. They do. I've got to roll the damage. One second. One second. One second. Because he moved and then did two actions. So. Blitz. Not great, but not bad. Ah! And the bees. Sorry. We'll take an extra 10 because it's area damage and it didn't apply that. And then, Oren, you could, or no, Tan Houser could succeed. So, Oren, you will take 11. It's a dragon sound because it shares Gorgomonger because Gorgomonger also gets hurt. No. The bees go. Oh, the bees. The bees go. They go away, right? Yeah, they go away. Oren, I've got good news for you. I've got good news for you. I've heard your lies before. You're going to be unaffected by this. Okay. But not Tan Houser. That's awesome. They are going to unleash a... He hasn't even played the game yet. Oh, I know. I know. I know. We're going to let him. Maybe not the way he wants. He showed up for a BDSM party he was not aware of. All right? Like, give him the safe word. Or hurt me more than... Do you want to give me a DC-28 will save there, please? In real life or, like, in the game? You can restart in the game. All right. All right. That's awesome. All right. That's a three. Have pity on me, you insatiable monster. I do. I really do. I really do. I really do. He does have a pity point. Oh, trust me. I'm giving it to Speaker. Speaker does not want to fail this. Now, the possibility that he rolls a nat one on the reroll would be real bad here. Oh? Yeah, that's what happened. I can't buy it. Okay. I'll be back. I can cry for a second. I'll tell you what happens. Okay. I love this. I love this game of Pathfinder. Very, very much big. And big is how I feel about session today. And I have to say, it's been a great run with Tannhauser. Thanks for the final session before he is killed by everything. He's killed by Titor's ingenious trap. That's right. That's a genius trap. Titor 360 no scope to wizard. Of course, my general. But of course, my general. This MLG montages you just die. Critical failing on torturous buzz. Now, again, Torrin, you're unaffected because you're deaf at what? Do I get to do even less this combat? Yes. Awesome. So, so the bees will disperse after this. So that's good. Thanks, man. Thanks for really putting a positive spin to this shit situation. You, Tannhauser, you get the confused condition. Okay. Can you roll me a D4? Yeah, I sure can. Okay. It's only for one round. The, you, you, on a fail, you're confused for one round. On a critical failure, it's D4 rounds. Huh. That's great. It's fun, right? We're having fun. So, the ground is still, the ground is still slippery. Oh, um. Yeah, yeah. Anything else? It's a general. Uh, Titor, Titor. I should move again. Your voice has changed again, my general. Titor. I feel like not moving. I feel like staying right here, knowing that my troops will take care of the situation for me. One general tells only truths, the other lies. Titor, I like to, I like to watch my twigs get obliterated. I don't know what, which, who is this, this guy is. It's another one. Excellent. Titor, you will now, you will now see my plans within plans. There are multiple of me to control the vastness of the desert. It is something you must learn from me, Titor. This is the last time I freebase cocaine. Sorry, go ahead, Titor. The baron will float to here. The general? The general baron. The baron general. Yeah. The baron general. Uh, actually, wait, no. Uh, yeah, we're going to float to here. That's the second phase. General Dustin Master becomes baron Dustin Master. Now, now he's going to float to the edge of the cloud coming up. Um, we'll then, uh, use do better. And then, um, we'll do, uh, reposition mostly so I can adjust these guys a bit. Not hitting him with the imperial guard. Move, move, move. Yeah, this is, this is the, this is the old tactics. They will block the doorway. Oh, come on. Dude, this is his moment. Don't, don't fuck him up even more. It's happening. It's not. It's just moving. Uh, and then for his last action correctly, he will, uh, blast at, uh, it's not a goblin with the IP. Oh. Okay. It's, it's not that crazy. It's, it's, it's going to hit with the IP. It's, it's fine. It's fine. It will be. This is fire. So, you know, it's not as bad. It would be super duper cool. If, if, if, if, if it was not the same freaking number that he rolled last time. It's a good number. Frank flutter it. It takes, it takes another three points of, uh, of, of, of damage from the, uh, from the ongoing persistent damage. Oh, no. Uh, which I will rule that recovery on. Okay. It's still going. It's still going. Bob, Bob, Bob. Uh, the DNA troop that is now surrounded on every which side by all of you will, um, once again begin bashing with their, uh, with their clubs. Everyone, please give me a DC 30, uh, basic roof like safe. Is that everybody? No, no, it just didn't in base with the group up here. Good. Captain. Yeah. It's a group actually playing the game up there. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Ah. That's, uh, oh, oh. Uh, it's not a guy. My Mac fails. Okay. Your Mac fails? Not. Let's see if I fail. No, you do not get a natural 20. I'm cool. Pretty quick. You are? You are. You are. Got two crits and the. Uh, Gorgamonger. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I'm part of that too, aren't I? It's way to be a, it's way to be a summer. Your extra, your extra hit point battery is definitely part of this. Yeah, we're on a five and so I failed. I like how if I talk fast enough, I get to get punctuated with a. Okay. Gorgamonger is going to take 17 points. I'll just. Uh, and, and then, uh, the, the robot will also take, uh, 17 points. Um, and then they will, um, attempt. Uh, they are going to provoke from, uh, from Gorgamonger because they're going to do a ranged action here. Uh, and fire their guns. So, Gorgamonger, you can A-O the, the crew. Good. Thanks for giving me a W this time. You're so cool. Uh, why didn't you say that before rolling the dice? He got you there. He'll easily give me a chance to swing. Yeah. He does hit. I got him. He does hit. There we go. He does hit with a 30 total. Two to six plus seven. Roll double ones on the damage to nine. Oh, it's failure up here the entire way. Uh, is this the universe's retribution for us doing so well against, uh, um, Soul Punch God? Yeah. Okay. Thurs is happy we're not just critting through his, his encounter. This is true. Um, okay. Vina, Vina, give me, give me a reflex save as the guns fire on you. I'm good. You critically succeed. You're fine. I critically succeed with a 13-4 because I'm a swashbuck list. Oh, Vina, you technically have reactive strike now too, don't you? So. Oh, I do. I do. I can, I can just hit him. Yeah, you can also. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna, I'm gonna hit him. Hit him. Just do it. There we go. Kill him, Captain. Why did it untarget him? Hit him with a BB. Hit that guy to death. Kill him, Captain. Kill him. Kill him to death. You're gonna hit him. Kill him to death. Uh, terrible damage. That's a 13. I'll miss that. There's, they're like, there's like three guys left. The rest of them look like they're the injured group from a Civil War reenactment. Oh my God. They're there. They're there. They are there and still fighting for their bear, uh, general. Um, hey, Tanhauser, do you want to learn about the confused condition? I get the feeling I'm about to. Um, okay. You use, you don't treat anyone as your ally. Okay. You can't delay ready or use reactions. You use all of your actions to strike or cast offensive cantrips. Um, and your target is determined randomly by the GM. Or looks at you with like pretty blinky eyes. Big wet eyes. So, so this, look, I don't want to be the blame for this. Okay. I don't. I do not want to be, I, I am going to let Zoran roll a D2 and he picks the number before he rolls of who he is in the D2. You know, like I obviously did before. I roll a D6 or something. It's easy to roll. Uh, odds, odds is me. Okay. Evens are the enemy. Uh, basically the guys in front of us. If you flipped your coin, I was going to say you're one because you're Gabo Wig. Uh, you mean. Gabo Wig. All right. We're going to do a roll now. Evens. Here we go. It's odds. Well, that's an odd number. It's a five. Well, here's the good news. I still have to make my flat check to see if I can even cast my spell. That's true. You do. Let me know. Do you? Because the wasps are gone. I do. The wasps are gone. The wasps are gone. Oh, okay. All right. Well, in that case, you and these guys need to make, uh, some reflect throws. Yeah. You want to drop a electric arc there? I do. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's perfect. I see it up there. All right. Awesome. So, I'll just. I just. I just need to just not fail this. You know? Just. Yeah. My good friend Townhouser wouldn't. I feel that. Wouldn't fucking kill me. I would never. I would never. I would never. Yeah. He wouldn't. He wouldn't harm me. And, of course, the enemies could succeed. My fucking God. So, everyone's going to suffer from this. It's going to be me. This is fun. This game is so fun. What is this? What is happening? All right. Oren is pointing towards the troops, but he's deafened. And he's like, Townhouser, fat way. And I guess something happens with the magic where it does arc to them. But, like, they, like, someone with one of their guns, like, but then it redirects the lightning back to Oren. And he's like, and, uh, let me see this. Oh, sorry. Hold on. Let me make sure that's correct. No, that's great. It's the same number. I clicked Townhouser, so it would be him, but I got it. Oh, yeah. Um, yeah. Yeah. I succeed just barely with an exact 30 to succeed. Oh, boy. Um, so, uh, can you roll damage for me, please, uh, Townhouser? I'd love to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it would just be cool to thematically make it so that other spellcasters in Golgotha have been big brain dudes. The idea of Townhouser's grasping his head and screaming because he's confused. And electric arcs shoot everywhere. I just, okay. I want to point out that this, like, second troop unit here is, like, the biggest bunch of fucking badasses. They marched in discipline order out of a cloud of rust that seemed to do nothing to them. They have laid down withering hails of fire. They have now formed basically a gun line at the door. And when Townhouser finally gets, like, the magic to, like, blast them, the electricity just goes over them. See, I made your guys cool, Speaker. I hope you like your cool guys. They're loyal bottoms. I'd like them better if they were six feet on the ground. Well, I believe that's all my action. So I'll see you guys in about an hour when it's my turn. It's not a goblin. Wowie, it's my turn. Don't fuck up. Okay, okay. I won't fuck up. Thanks, Soren. Thank you for saying that. I will never fuck up. Um, hi, um, hey, Thurston. Oh, man. Yep. Yep. Yep. I wish to do something that might be stupid. Okay. But it sounds like it's the coolest plan we have so far. I like cool plans. I, I'mma do, uh, I'mma do this. Uh, okay, cool. Okay. I believe in you. One action. Yes. Overdrive. Overdrive allows me to roll a check, and if I succeed, I get to give my big scary robot a bunch of bonus damage. Let's see if I do. Nice. Well, I get a, I get a, why did I get a critical failure? Yeah, wait, yeah, you rolled a 15 on the die. I rolled it, no, I rolled it with my robot. I'm silly. Oh, you rolled it with my mech. I rolled it with my mech. I saw the 15, I'm like, yay. I rolled it with my mech. I'm so silly. Yeah, click, click your token, and then click the crafting thing. Yeah, sorry about that, everyone. That was so confused. I rolled it with my mech. There we go. Yeah, there we go. No, with a critical success, this, my mech now receives my intelligence bonus in damage. Like, yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty cool. Um, and so my mech now sparkles and, and, like, screams, just like Snot is doing. And you can just hear it scream out in the most shredded mimicry of, I am cool! Uh, and then Snot is going to, uh, lock on for one action. And, and then I am going to, uh, command my mech, uh, to, uh, why, why can't I put, what do you mean I can't put, okay, uh, there we, you already have overdrive critical success on him. So if you're trying to put lock on on somebody. Why, why can't I put lock on? Oh, there we go. Uh, let's see here. Yes, so, uh, my fi, here's the number of actions that I spend on. Okay. There we go, finally. I spent two actions. Yep. To lock on. Allowing this guy to get a big shmassy bonus, uh, on this. Then, my mech will use its natural two actions to move down and start rendering some guys. As, um, as Snot points towards the awesome cool dragon across from her and screams, YOU BETTER KILL THOSE ONES! And then she points at the ephemeral freaking tornado of destruction where she thinks her captain is. KILL THE BARON CAPTAIN! And then, uh, this mech is going to kill people. Um, uh, let's go. Uh, let, let's, let's see, let's see how many dudes, uh, my, my cool mech might possibly, there you are, uh, might possibly kill. So, uh, let's see. I rolled a 13 for a total of 32, and here's my damage. Uh, that's 24 damage. As my mech slams into, uh, this group of twinks and obliterates them. Uh, yes, uh, and that is the end of my turd. Okay. Okay. Um, that brings us to... Titor. Titor. Titor. That's right, Titor. Just stay there. I don't want you to be harmed in this combat, Titor. Just, just go home. I am, I am a Getsam class! Yes. My Baron! Yes, Titor. You're killing them. Stay there like a good little bathtub. Oren. Splish splash. I won't use Titor against you. If you use Titor against me, I'll take you out of the show of the bitch. I know where you live. Am I still deafened? Uh, no, we can, we can remove the deafened from you. Yeah, awesome. I'm in pain. I'm having a bad day. Having a bad day. We're having a bad day. Man, look up the reposition, actually. Have a bad day. Have a bad day. I'm going to get you around. I'm going to spend an action to just lift Tanhanser up. Like, on your feet. Yeah. Absolutely. I left you up. He was up. No, he was already standing. He was standing. Oh, you still had the prone position on him, so. Oh, I was no longer. Oh, yeah, he was no longer prone, so you're good. Yeah, okay. You have that action. I am going to, let's see. Humble, bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble. I wish I could have you DPS through this stuff. I would have to keep everyone healed. Uh, I am going to cast with one action, uh, lay on hands upon myself, which I shall go haaaah, oh, foster, and I shall roll the healing, which is going to be just a pure thing of 36 healing on me, haaaah, because I have the archetype thing of, like, being beneficent or some shit, uh, that also gives me, uh, some AC, so that isn't going to matter, because everything's reflex anyway, uh, Gorgon Martin's still going to be doing his stuff, so that's one action for that. I want to do two action healing. I don't think I can get two or anybody. You sadly do not gain AC. It's if it's someone else than you. Let's see. And the target's still on the other than you said. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Good to know. Oh, it doesn't matter. Uh, so it doesn't matter. It's not going to help us anyway. Everything's a save when you're fighting troops. God, I can't reach anybody right now. And for movement stuff, that's just going to be a little. As long as I can, I can definitely fly over people. Yeah, that's what we can try to do. I suppose. Is that we're going to do tandem movement with me and me and Gorgamonger? I'm going to be flying as Gorgamonger is walking away. I'm going to fly over these folks. No, foot, foot, foot, foot, foot, foot. And hop over this way. I want to try to go over. Please forgive me. It's been a while since I've flown around. My fly speed is 25. I'm going to fly over this way. And Gorgamonger will go around this one so he gets into a nice flanking position. And with that, there's going to be one one for that. So there's one for that, one for that. I'm having to calculate how this works. I'm not going to get it exactly how I want it to. No, I'm not. Okay. Instead, I'm going to keep Gorgamonger where he is. I'll fly over there and they're going to use my other focus part to land hands on Gorgamonger. There you go. I'm sorry. It's a lot of thought processing with summoners. He then gets the land hands buff, which also with healing him also heals me. So I get healed additional 36. So basically one action to do that to myself, one action to move over, one action to land hands again. So they use two of my focus points. I have three of them total. Now, Gorgamonger gets a turn and I will have Gorgamonger try to bite the troop. Because I was hoping if I could do it to bar, I can get his three attack thing going, but I couldn't get that. Hit him with a 14 on the die. Gorgamonger bites into the troops. Dealing six and four D6s with a total of 17 points of damage. Taking him out. Defeating the troops. It's like, I'm trying to bridge it through the fences, Mr. Tannhauser. Hopefully nothing bad happens now. The first unit, the B team is dead. But the A team. This really is the A team. They fucking are. Now it's Vena's turn. Vena's turn. Vena's turn. All right. All right. All right. I trust you, snot. I'll go after, I'll go after big man. And I'm going to first action, tumble through in his, menacingly in his general direction. Yeah, of course. Oh. Failure. You do have a hero point. I am. You also will just. Okay. We're actually, where are you planning on moving to? Yeah, I was planning on moving right here. Okay. Okay. So, are you good with that? I'll go ahead and spend a hero point. I kind of need that. Sure. Sure. Sure. Okay. Bender. Bing. Bing. Okay. Is that 40? Let's see if I don't regret not using that on my attack roll. All right. And then I'm going to hit him with my sword. I love playing a melee character. Everybody's got all these complicated actions. And I'm like, I'm going to roll and then I'm going to hit him. Yeah. I'm going to be in a healer and a frontline fighter at the same time. Exactly. Yeah. Vena just charges up to him and brandishes her weapon with a flourish, carves as much as she can into this guy's hefty chest for 33 points of damage. The general recoils as stabbed. Sorry, bud. Revolution's coming. And then I'm going to... After hitting him, I'm going to do a backflip. Sure. Whoa. Whoa. Okay. That's 41 to do a backflip. Damn. That's a good backflip. Thanks. Hey, thanks, man. You know what? You're cool. Excellent flip, by general. It's not you feel like an elbow kind of like hitting you. That right there is assistant manager material. Assistant manager? Really? Damn. We'll get them around bonus rat. Is that a version of the bless spell? Bless? Remember, you too can have that with pity points. Just going to, you know, just going to, you know, just maybe say some inspiring, you know, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, you know, little, little bonus. All right. Oh, my gosh. I am blanking on the name of the bardic inspiration spell now. Oh, why is it? Inspire courage. Or courageous anthem. That's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Courageous anthem. Yeah, whatever, nerd. Let's get in here. Give me a little. A little courageous anthem from... I want to give and you enable the mod that actually just gives you a toggle because the spell effect lags the shit out of us, so. Yeah. So, I think, I think this one is, is okay now. We'll see. We'll see. Um, all right. Cool. Well, it's back to the A-team. Jesus Christ. The A-team. The A-team is confirmed. Yeah, the A-team is going to go. Mr. Tannenhauser, even though the enemy man pushed us back hard, we're going to get any momentum. We're, we're crunching in. We have drawn blind from the general. We can do it, Mr. Tannenhauser. Why do the houses my living in? I say it with confused. Also, Tannenhauser still is prone, by the way. I'm going to take that off. Why did it keep feeling it? No, I'm not seeing it. He doesn't have it on my screen. Okay. He's just falling over and over and over again. Yeah. And he doesn't have the confused condition anymore. So we're good. Ah, there you go. Now you got it off. I think, I think it just was a refresh issue in your end. Cause I didn't even refresh. Now it finally went off. Someone finally clicked it. I took, I took the, no, I took the confused off. So it might've just been like. Oh yeah. You're probably right in my bed. Sorry to interrupt you. No, no, no. I'm good. No, no. So they are going to bash heads with their rifles. And so I want everyone who is adjacent. So it'll be Oren, the robot, and Tannenhauser to give me this DC-30. Save this. That is a 34. Good. Oh, good. Sorry. Sorry. I, I targeted my guy instead of it, but let me, I think that's successes for everybody regardless. Yeah. Yeah. 32, 32, 34. We'll succeed. Yes. Yeah. Let me do this real quick. So everyone will take half of this. I'll just apply this. Yes. Yes. And then for their, uh, their final action, hmm, they will reposition slightly. Moved. Watch out. They're marching again. Watch out. Yeah, they are going to just, uh, reposition around, uh, like, so forming basically a, a, a square, uh, approach, uh, at the entrance, kind of moving around the giant robot that has been, uh, messing with them. Um, and that will be that for them. General Dusk is going to go. General Dusk, um, we'll start, Vena, by hitting you with his Morningstar. Uh-oh. Cool. Did you die? Oh, wait, my Flashy Dodge. Yeah, you could use Flashy Dodge. Absolutely. Flashy Dodge. I dip and dodge. Mm-hmm. And I don't get Panache again. I already have that. Okay. Um. Um, all right, so, oh, wait. Yeah. All right, so you're going to do that. Um, so, okay, cool. That means you won't provoke, because now he's just going to walk away from you. Oh. Well, there he goes. He's going to go up to Sonata Goblin. This is not what this move was intended to do, but I'm going to do it anyways. He's going to use, for his third action, uh, Unimpressed Blow, where he attacks a target. Uh, so this was a requirement. He had to attack a target with a strike as, um, as an action this round. Uh, and then he makes a, uh, strike against a different target without the multiple attack penalty. Uh, so he will just smack Sonata Goblin. Oh. Ah, cool. Cool. Crits Sonata Goblin. Uh. Mr. Game Master. Yes. You know what? Yep. That's super cool. Yep. Uh. Not to be that guy, but if you just want to speed up your actions. It's because we've been here for a while. Just to speed it up. Don't do four dramatic pauses. I'm going to explain what it is. I am going to use Roll With It. Okay. A foe hits you with a melee weapon or an armed attack. Uh, I am going to roll a flat check. Okay. Uh. Let's see what happens. I rolled an 11. Making it a success. Uh. Um. Hey, uh, Thurston. Yes. I, I fall prone. I'm stunned one. Yeah. Uh. On a success, which I did, I take minimum damage from the attack. Oh, so minimum dice rolls? Okay. Yeah. Uh. But you get to move me 30 feet in any direction. As I slapstickingly go, ah, as I fly in one direction, 30 feet. I like this. I like this. Okay. Okay. Uh, let me, let me roll damage. Uh, and then I will figure this out. Cause this will be weird. Um, cause yeah. One sec. Uh, so I need to subtract two, one, four, uh, seven, two, nine. So you're going to take 47 points. Eepi. Uh, which will put you zero. I'm going to delay consequence. You will be taking 47 points next turn. Okay. So I will. Okay. Snot is back up. You'll delay consequence. Then snot will go flying 30 feet in a direction of my choosing, uh, which will be just straight back. Remove that wounded condition. You're prone. You know that meme? I'll be like, like, just, and then it's just like the tank round goes through. It just manages. It's not just going through everything. Yeah. And she looks like, uh, she snapped her neck and everything when she landed. Just yonched her on the ground. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and with that, uh, with that stunning, uh, display backwards, um, the general will use their, uh, freebie action to command them to just have the better DCs again, uh, do better. Uh, not that they need to tell the Alpha Squad to do better, but, you know, the Alpha Squad needs to do better. All right. Uh, oh, and then he will take three points of damage, uh, and we'll roll a recovery check. Sorry. And we'll fail. Uh, so he's still bleeding. Still bleeding. Tannhauser, you're up. All right. So I'm going to go ahead and going to use my haste movement. Okay. To get to here. Do I need to make a save to avoid not falling flat on my face again? At this point, I'm going to say the puddle is gone just because I, I think as funny as it would be to have you fall again, the bit is over. Thank you, kind sir. Here's what's going to happen. I'm going to spell shape quicken cast. And, uh, you know, we've been attacked by an ornithopter. We've got fighter. We've got the baron. I'm going to use the voice and I'm going to quicken cast command. And I'm going to command, uh, as a fifth level spell up to 10 creatures. So, uh, uh, let's just assume, uh, the general and all of his men. And I'm going to tell them, drop your weapon. Okay. Um. I'm going to make a suggestion. Say throw your weapon. So they have to go over there and get it. Oh, I, I got a, I got an angle. Don't worry. Okay. Um, okay, sure. Um, they're going to have to make me some will saves. Okay. Now here's how this works. Um, normally you couldn't say target, um, the, the group like that. Cause there's more than 10 dudes in this group. I'm going to let you, but instead of like, oh, they don't all have weapons. Some of them will drop them. Um, so that like, they'll basically suffer like a penalty, um, for, for the, the, the host of guys, basically. Uh, cause there's, there's like more than 10 dudes in that block. So, um, but I'll do the, uh, here is this emotion. It's not nice. Also, you keep moving dudes. He needs to go down one square. I think you're doing num pad and that moves tokens. If you haven't selected. There you go. There you go. Down one square there. It goes here. Oh yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Moving up. Okay. There we go. Um, and then I will, uh, so he will fail. So I must use a single action to do as you command. So he'll do that on the start of his next turn. Good job. Good job. Um, and then I'll roll for this unit here. Uh, and they will fail as well. So they will spend one of their actions to do the same thing. Excellent. Okay. Uh, all right. So that was your spell. What's next? All right. Uh, so that was a quicken spell. Now I am going to, I need to really quickly measure something. Um, you'll just give it to me one moment. Yeah, of course. Yep. That is within range. Um, I am now going to cast magnetic attraction. And this is not quick, uh, but this is normally cast. Uh, I am going to designate this metal pillar as polarized. And it is going to be a lodestone causing metal objects that I will specify. In this case, I will specify, uh, the weapons that have been dropped. Sure. Um, and, uh, the objects will fly and stick to it for one minute, though they may be wrenched away with an interact action. That's awesome. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Um, so ideally, I don't know exactly how the timing of this will all play out, but either this is happening now, or it will happen when they drop it. It would happen on their action. So basically, they'll take an action to drop it, and then, uh, actually, let's see here. Um, instead of drawing objects to yourself, you polarize it. Uh, uh, huh. I see what you are trying to do here, and I will allow it, but I, I actually think, like, rules as written, the timing on this is, like, weird. Yeah, I was realizing that because I thought command meant, oh, they do it right now. No, no, no, it's their next action. So, I will let you do it. Don't make this like, uh, I'm going to do this in every fight forever, because I don't think it's actually intended to work this way. But I'll allow it here, because it, like, I think, I think in the future, I have, I have shit that I can do to fuck with my spell's timing. So next time, I'll probably wind up casting that into the future, then hitting the command. But, uh, this should, thank you for your generosity. And, uh, with that, I am going to, uh, pass, because that's the end of my turn. All right. You have no idea how much I wanted him to spend three actions to go and take the guy's weapon to prevent him from flying away, just to be the biggest asshole in the universe. Stay away from the combat, my generu. Don't drop it, generu. Uh, no, I won't. Titor continues to hide, because Titor is a fake member of this combat. Orin! All right. Oh, my God. It is time to help people survive. Doctor's visitation over to Stanagoblin. And I shall do some risky thing. I'll lean down, like, like, whoa. It's like, look, you took no damage at all. Orin, you're my best friend. Am I? Yeah. Wow, you're easy. Chinky Boons. Jesus. Um, Lord. So, take the eight damage first, and then apply the 57 healing. You have to take that first. Yeah. Oh. Okay, yeah, okay, yeah. Because I could potentially kill you, so. Thank you. Um. So, do all of that to you. That's gonna be, uh, one thing there. You're gonna be... How are you feeling right now, Snot? I think my spine is about to break any second. Yeah, I feel that. Uh, I feel that way, too. So, what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do a solid, okay? Well, yeah. Uh. Now, I don't know how much you're gonna get hit again. This is the last time I could do this to you. So, good luck. I'm gonna risky you again with another treat wounds. Another battlefield medicine, basically. Uh, that... Did not happen. Hold up. One second. Why is it by minus two? The math's wrong on that one. Why is it doing that? What? What do you mean? Medicine check is failing. Yeah, it's not supposed to. Like, even if I roll a one. Or even a two. For the math. That's fucking weird. Anyway. Nope, I fucked up. Oh, well. I'll take it on the chin. Oh, you take two damage. Ow. Okay. Try to risky surgery you. Didn't work out. Oh, you just take two damage. I'm like, sorry. I imagine Oren just finds snot on the ground with her head, like, clearly severed from her spine. And just cracks it back. Here you go. Thanks, Oren. He's like, no problem. There'll be two actions for that. Then I'll give the other two actions to Gorgermonger and Hugh Shell. Ah, do I dare risk it? Yes. Do I dare risk it for the biscuit? This is the moment. This is the moment to risk it. No, it's not. Because if I go down, everyone's fucking dead. But we'll risk it. Pull the biscuit. Gorgermonger comes forth. And with a mighty roar, he comes forth to try and bite the general. He succeeds with a 19 on the die. Almost a crit. If only a thirst, if only to roll back a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is the gnome an ally to us? Fuck you. It's the answer of your own question. No, no, no, no, no. Denied. No. Come on. Give us a dump of you. Fine. He hits normally. 2 to 8 plus 7. You know what? Okay. Okay. Yeah. That's over now. All right. 17. Okay. Okay. 70 points of damage onto the general. And that'll be the end of my turn. Swing back from the strikes. All right. All right. Well. Everyone's tired. Hostile to you. No. All right. Look, I'm sorry the fake gnome is Vina. Vina, go. The flank is set up. Yeah. I set you up. Oh, boy. A flank for me. Look, Vina. Nothing can possibly go wrong now for you. Nothing could possibly go wrong. I'm going to move. Yeah. That's right. I'm going to target him. I'm going to hit him with my sword. Do it. See? Nothing goes wrong. With my sword. You do. You hit him. Yeah. All right. And then I'm going to damage him. Yep. With my swashbuckling abilities. That's 29 points of damage. Okay. Okay. Wow. Now I'm out of panache. And now I'm going to feint him. Okay. Don't know how necessary that is because he's already off guard. But whatever. Do it. Do it. Oh. That's a 41. Yay. So it will succeed. Not critically, but it will succeed. Piter. Titer, they're flanking me. Titer. Titer. Titer, come out from behind the throw. Now, my general. Back you, my general. The troop. The troop. Well. I think they're going to shoot. Yeah. Who? They're going to. No. No. Oh, man. No. They're not going to shoot. Yeah. Get your prompts ready. Okay. They're going to cast a spell. Yeah. Yeah. Give me a moment here. Oh, fireball, huh? I wonder where you're going to put that fireball. Oh, man. There's so many options. There's so awesome. There's so awesome. It is so awesome. Cut my life into pizza. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So. So. There's a really funny thing if I try to put the template down here. Because I'm stuck with two options. I can either. I can either hit everyone but Vina and Snedagatwin. Yeah. Or I can hit everyone but Vina and Gorkamuk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. I wonder who you're going to choose. Yeah. Hey, Zoran. Could you roll me a D6? We know you like being odds. Yeah, prick. So you can just roll me that D6. I'm going to beat your ass at Jake. No, that knight finally is on its way. If it actually gets here in time, I'm beating you with it. All right. Excellent. We'll get the picture. Odds is the one you're trying to do. Odds is I hit you. Yeah. Odds is I hit Gorkamunger. Evens I hit Snot. Okay. Here we go. It's even. It's not. It's a four. There's a, there's a, there's a, and then a, uh, can everyone in there give me a, uh, DC, uh, 27, a reflex save, please? That is awesome. Um, 31. Cool. 35. Succeeds. Now the goblin succeeds. Uh, Tannhauser. I believe that I will succeed. The robot crit succeeds. That, like, dice was so precariously balanced when it rolled for me. Uh, all right. So I'm going to roll Dimash and everyone who's not the robot will take half of this. So you will take half of 37. I will apply this to the appropriate people. Tannhauser as a massive fireball, uh, just comes careening down, uh, smashing in after they raise their rifles and all kind of uniformly cast a spell. They will use their last action to reform the lines. Like so. Okay. Uh, and that will be the troop. It's not a goblin. Okay. I am stunned. Meaning I have, I have one less action. And. It's true. I will spend one action, uh, to activate my offensive boost, uh, on my big cool guy. Uh, making my big cool robot even stronger. Super cool. And my other action is to command. Uh, so let's, let me, let me, let me just quickly throw this out here. Uh, effect offensive boost, uh, and then I will just one action. Lock on. Lock on. That's right, baby. Lock on. Lock on. Uh. And then my, my big robot will kill them. My big robot, it kill. Uh, so my big scary robot will murderize them. Um, here we go. Hell yeah. Uh. Hopefully this will work proper. Oh, damn. That's a 36. Yay. Um. It does 22 damage. Oh. Yippee. And then. That's definitely. Yes. And then it does its other action, which is to strike it again. Again. Does it get two actions without a command or? Eh. Advanced companion. Okay. And, uh, I hit it again. You do. Ooh. For 28 damage. Oh, very good. Very good. It renders the twinks or something. That is my turn. Snod is still laying down on the ground and, uh, screams out these commands. Dider, they're killing my twings. A, a group, a group of the twinks is defeated. Yes. Um, they are, they are dispersed. Yes. They make your spins in place. Roll, roll, roll. All right. General Dusk. Turns to you, Vina. Drops his weapon. Because he has to. Oh. It goes flying away. He is going to then, like, sigh, look down, and crack his knuckles. Holy shit. Oh, God. He's about to start throwing down. Starts break damage. Natural one. I'm fast as fuck. Yeah. Wait. You can, you can ripost him if you want. Oh, I can ripost him. I am going to ripost him. Riposting's nuts. Break stands. Oh, I have to target him. Bring him down his face. Come on, Vina. We both whiff. I'm out of pity points. Yeah, you guys. No pity. No hero. Ruhua's got all the fucking hero points. He's a horse. He's not even here, and he's a horse. Yeah. What do we think? What do we think? Do you think Hulky would mind if we took a horse point? A horse point? I think he would mind. Uh, so somebody, somebody ping Hulky and say, can I have a horse point? Hulky's not here to defend himself. So, uh, if you want to re-roll that with a horse point, Vina, that's fine. I'll take away a horse point. Thank you. All right. Rolling with a horse point. Thank you. Yeah, add a hero point to your chi and then re-roll using hero point. So, it does all the stuff. Yeah. Yes. Yeah! I hit him. There you go. You do it. Do it. Uh, and I can't do a finisher on a riposte, can I? No. Uh, no. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure I have it un-ticked. Uh, this should... Okay. This is correct. 13 points of damage. Okay. It's, uh, it's good. Okay. Um, excellent. She do be the main character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So, that was, that was, uh, that was go number one. What next? Or, sorry, that was him. That was, that's right. That's not my turn. Yeah. Yeah, that is his. Uh, this is funny, because he's going to have to use a reaction in his own turn as he enters phase two. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. How come you have a phase two? Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. We all go through phases once in a while, Miss Vina. He, he shouts out. That's funny. You laugh. Oh, just, to me. Um, and emerging, as the greats in the back begin to lower and rise, two new figures enter the chamber. Not more guys. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Um, as the, as large armored figures with glass cases over what should be their heads, but instead appear to be faces melded with brain matter, um, Tannhauser, do you recognize these? Is the dreaded tech guard, the bio-magi? Oh, no. Of, of, of, of, of the, of the great Golgothan armies. And as that shout happens, uh, and that reaction occurs, um, our, our dear friend then, uh, for a third action, well, for another action, we'll boost the dudes for free. And then for a third and final action, we'll take a second swing at you, uh, with their fist. Vina, uh, striking you with just their fist. Ow. Uh, you will take 25 points of damage. Ow. Uh, as you kind of recoil from being smashed in the face, the last thing you see as you look up, for a moment, you think you see a majestic stallion, but instead, approaching from the south, you see Rahua. Rahua? Rahua? Rahua, you see Rahua, and that is where we are going to end today's session. Yippee! Oh, man! Yay! Thanks so much, everyone, for watching this episode of Rock Grind. I'd like to quickly say where they can find you, everybody, starting off with Odo. It's me, Odo! Oh, you can find me on, uh, both Tumblr and BlueSky at OdoBytes. You can find me on the Discord at Odo, and you can find me gone. Nice to have a speaker. Hi, I'm Speaker D. You can find me on BlueSky at Speaker D. And you can also find me in the Southern Quadrant. But they were on the move. Current location unknown. Then we got Salty. Salty job. You can find me on all platforms by the same name, including Sweden. Of course, I got Thurston. Hello, it's me. You can find me at all the things at OnCallGM. If you're Gen Con, I'll see you there. And of course, I am ZoranTheWizard. You can find everything about me at ZoranTheWizard.com. Come visit me with some stream. We've been doing Space Spring together. 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