Latest / We Don't Smoke the Same / #638 We Don't HASH OUT the Same
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- 1:56Speaker 1: Not to my left and the non tangling chair, what's
- 2:00Speaker 1: going on.
- 2:01Speaker 3: X G.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Just phenomenal.
- 2:17Speaker 2: One and a half bitch you hate the other half.
- 2:21Speaker 2: That's what the fun. I thought, that's what the fun.
- 2:23Speaker 2: I thought. Hey, you know what tho? That was the
- 2:28Speaker 2: first time we see next g E thought depressed eating.
- 2:36Speaker 2: I see how it is. You're eating ice cream at
- 2:37Speaker 2: home too. That's sad eating right there for you.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Dog, I eat a whole bucket. Sometimes we thought like
- 2:45Speaker 4: a fat bitch, I just got broken up with.
- 2:51Speaker 1: Grandma, straight out the tub.
- 2:52Speaker 4: That's lard ass. Dog. Ah mayonnaise, Oh dog, I like mayonnaise,
- 3:00Speaker 4: not a miracle whip.
- 3:04Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 3:04Speaker 2: No, hey, okay, first of all, we're gonna discuss it
- 3:06Speaker 2: right now after we introduce the Caucasian in there as
- 3:09Speaker 2: well too.
- 3:09Speaker 1: Uh but not not the Caucasian. And what is it?
- 3:12Speaker 2: But he looks like one talk about the one and
- 3:14Speaker 2: only chick Litz mister will himself. What's going on? What's up, y'all?
- 3:19Speaker 2: I don't like this chair. I feel too small for it.
- 3:22Speaker 2: I mean, you got the it work, you got the
- 3:24Speaker 2: exact vibes on that one execut.
- 3:28Speaker 1: He feels like he's gonna pick up the funniest minute.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Are the hash holes done? Yeah? Yeah, let's have a
- 3:34Speaker 1: good one. Rock's back? Yeah, oh yeah?
- 3:36Speaker 2: And what is it the Caucasian that can speak on
- 3:38Speaker 2: the miracle with politics.
- 3:40Speaker 1: What's going on to the beat master of Rock Sampson?
- 3:43Speaker 3: What's up, guys?
- 3:44Speaker 5: Guess what offensive word I'm going to say on tonight's episode.
- 3:49Speaker 3: Drum roll please, I'm not doing it right now. Then,
- 3:55Speaker 3: we just started the show.
- 3:56Speaker 5: Before Black History Month ends, and we're also we're also
- 4:03Speaker 5: going into Women's History months, so you know, there's there's
- 4:05Speaker 5: lots of opportunities.
- 4:06Speaker 1: You're a month for everybody, now, bro.
- 4:08Speaker 3: There's no month for white guys all year.
- 4:12Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:13Speaker 4: Offensive, that's the Jewish.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Oh, I've never it's whatever, I've never used that.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Is not Jewish.
- 4:24Speaker 4: No, it's not. He means not Jewish. They mean like cattle,
- 4:26Speaker 4: it's what they Yeah, it's yeah, So I'm asking it's
- 4:29Speaker 4: supposed to be like white people's. I don't know.
- 4:31Speaker 3: I don't Yeah, no, I don't know.
- 4:33Speaker 5: I know one time this girl thought I said like
- 4:37Speaker 5: an Asian slur, and I was like, what the fuck?
- 4:40Speaker 3: Like I didn't serve in Vietnam. I would never say that.
- 4:43Speaker 5: Like I said something, Wait, are we too early in
- 4:47Speaker 5: the show to be dropping these bombs and getting flags?
- 4:49Speaker 3: I mean, at this point, we're good Okay, Oh geez, he.
- 4:56Speaker 1: Says that like it's nothing.
- 4:57Speaker 2: Bro, you don't even find that that's not a full
- 5:01Speaker 2: slur broll because I mean, okay, when when you say
- 5:04Speaker 2: jungle Asian, it means you come from like the fucking
- 5:06Speaker 2: like Cambodia, Vietnam, fucking Thailand. Like you're not like first
- 5:10Speaker 2: world Asian, Like you're not like Tokyo, you know, like
- 5:13Speaker 2: you're not you know, you're not like Japan.
- 5:15Speaker 1: You're not fucking China, you know what I mean. China
- 5:18Speaker 1: has zionasty, They've been around, they got nice house buildings, bro.
- 5:21Speaker 1: But you know when you it's Cambodian, Cambodian still fighting snake,
- 5:24Speaker 1: you know.
- 5:25Speaker 3: E when in the chat just goes people that annoy you.
- 5:30Speaker 3: That's such a good South Park, the South Park.
- 5:33Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm not even gonna say it.
- 5:39Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do that.
- 5:42Speaker 4: Randy.
- 5:43Speaker 5: It's funny because that show started off about the kids,
- 5:45Speaker 5: but then I I don't know what season it was,
- 5:48Speaker 5: but at some point they realized that Randy was really
- 5:51Speaker 5: the star of that show.
- 5:52Speaker 4: With Traggedy Farms.
- 5:54Speaker 3: No no, no, they did it before Tegrity Farm.
- 5:56Speaker 2: Because even when the Obama thing was happening. Randy was
- 5:59Speaker 2: like a main character.
- 6:00Speaker 3: Yeah, because I don't.
- 6:02Speaker 2: Want because I haven't watched it like that long, but
- 6:04Speaker 2: because I watched it during that time. I remember I
- 6:07Speaker 2: have not laughed so hard as the Obama episode with
- 6:11Speaker 2: the whole Change ship when he was like, let's flip
- 6:13Speaker 2: card like.
- 6:17Speaker 4: Change the first episode. Now, I mean, like you said,
- 6:20Speaker 4: he's always been a character. But one of my fair
- 6:22Speaker 4: ones when when he's a baseball dad and he starts, wait,
- 6:28Speaker 4: are you talking about sarcasta ball? No, No, I'm sorry.
- 6:31Speaker 4: I thought this was Oh yeah, Oh, I'm sorry.
- 6:36Speaker 1: That's a good one.
- 6:37Speaker 2: They never made Techrity farms real. That would have been
- 6:42Speaker 2: the biggest. Sure they got the copyright. I don't think
- 6:44Speaker 2: South Park is gonna let you use I know, but
- 6:47Speaker 2: why don't you like it's based off of someone's farm
- 6:49Speaker 2: that in that circle, I'm sure everything stays within family,
- 6:54Speaker 2: you know.
- 6:54Speaker 3: I heard recently that shut down Is that real?
- 6:58Speaker 2: No?
- 6:59Speaker 1: I heard southmoret people.
- 7:00Speaker 2: The South Park creators bought it, and it's hard to
- 7:02Speaker 2: get a I try to get Cypress Hill there that
- 7:04Speaker 2: one time we were in Denver to see if I
- 7:06Speaker 2: can line it up.
- 7:06Speaker 1: Nobody ever got back to me though.
- 7:08Speaker 3: Damn, they don't give a fuck.
- 7:10Speaker 4: You should read the super Chap.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Super chat from Diego mariin I'm in Disneyland and brought
- 7:16Speaker 2: our daughter watching you guys visiting from San Jose.
- 7:19Speaker 1: Any good spots to eat?
- 7:21Speaker 2: I'm here till Saturday, Salulus from WiFi and I. If
- 7:25Speaker 2: you want to eat there, bro, go to the Grand
- 7:27Speaker 2: California Hotel. They have three different tiers of restaurant. You
- 7:30Speaker 2: go to Goofy's Kitchen. You know your daughter can your
- 7:35Speaker 2: daughter can enjoy like you know, like the Goofy characters
- 7:38Speaker 2: and all of them. They'll go around based on the
- 7:40Speaker 2: seasonal times for you to for that. They go around
- 7:43Speaker 2: and say what's up, but it's kind of a faith theme.
- 7:45Speaker 2: Then they have the upper echelon fucking restaurant there. They
- 7:50Speaker 2: don't open that one to a four same same place.
- 7:52Speaker 2: I forget what it's called, but it's a steakhouse. Delicious
- 7:55Speaker 2: ass food there. If you're trying to eat inside the park, Honestly,
- 7:58Speaker 2: you're gonna wait everywhere, bro, unless you have reservations for
- 8:01Speaker 2: one of those like top restaurants.
- 8:03Speaker 6: Bro.
- 8:03Speaker 2: But I would just snack it at the park, Bro,
- 8:05Speaker 2: I wouldn't necessarily have a full meal, make a reservation
- 8:07Speaker 2: and go to one of the restaurants at the hotel.
- 8:10Speaker 2: Or you could go to Trader Sam's. But Trader Sam's
- 8:12Speaker 2: is the only place that you could actually drink and
- 8:14Speaker 2: get drunk at the actual location. They make the strongest
- 8:16Speaker 2: drink drinks. But any where other any other recommendations, uh,
- 8:20Speaker 2: you know, fucking go watch.
- 8:22Speaker 1: High and Hungry or hit up my Boyhood.
- 8:23Speaker 2: Eats for some of them Pastromi sandwhich is because them
- 8:26Speaker 2: ships are fucking fired, stupid good all you went on
- 8:31Speaker 2: the parts of the Caribbean, Blue Blue Bayu. That's what
- 8:38Speaker 2: I'm saying, Blue Bayou. You gotta get a reservation.
- 8:40Speaker 4: You get I heard it's fucking crazy to get a reservation.
- 8:43Speaker 4: Can you got plugs like that hookups?
- 8:45Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean it's nothing, it's that good.
- 8:47Speaker 2: It's just the fact that it's like, I mean, you
- 8:48Speaker 2: didn't run the parts pretty bad.
- 8:50Speaker 1: It's pretty bad. Bro.
- 8:52Speaker 4: It's like that ship where you're gonna propose.
- 8:53Speaker 2: I mean, it's giant death there no do.
- 8:56Speaker 3: They have to?
- 8:58Speaker 5: So I went to Disney World of few years back,
- 9:00Speaker 5: and they had this one restaurant and they essentially did
- 9:02Speaker 5: like a Thanksgiving dinner, but it was all you can eat,
- 9:05Speaker 5: so they just kept bringing more and more out.
- 9:08Speaker 3: Did they have that at Disneyland.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Like what like if they rented out? No?
- 9:12Speaker 5: No, No, I'm saying like I went to Disney World
- 9:15Speaker 5: and we went to one Florida. Yeah, and we went
- 9:17Speaker 5: to this restaurant and they bring out like turkey gravy
- 9:20Speaker 5: potatoes like that actual restaurant.
- 9:22Speaker 2: That's what they're known for. They don't have that restaurant
- 9:24Speaker 2: here though. I know what you're talking about. It's like
- 9:26Speaker 2: Grandma's house or cooking out.
- 9:28Speaker 3: Of something like that.
- 9:29Speaker 1: I know exactly where.
- 9:30Speaker 5: It was all you can eat, and I fucking I
- 9:33Speaker 5: went in because there's like forty bucks a plate, so
- 9:35Speaker 5: I went super hard and then we had to go
- 9:38Speaker 5: on the Tron motorcycle ride the other like right after that.
- 9:42Speaker 3: It's not Gary, It's cool. Tron is cool, you.
- 9:46Speaker 1: Know, Like fucking Florida is just fucking crazy.
- 9:49Speaker 4: Bro.
- 9:50Speaker 2: When I see like everybody who's come from over there
- 9:52Speaker 2: and like they just they like how free the fucking
- 9:55Speaker 2: gators are able to just roam and ship, Like, nah,
- 9:58Speaker 2: ain't cool.
- 9:58Speaker 1: Have you been to Florida?
- 10:00Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a gator before?
- 10:01Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 10:01Speaker 2: I've held them before and you're afraid of them still, dude.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I was telling them that when I was talking about
- 10:07Speaker 2: it on Wednesday. When you hold that motherfucker like and
- 10:09Speaker 2: it was like a medium size like a like a youth.
- 10:11Speaker 1: Gater like a shotgun.
- 10:13Speaker 2: Yeah, Like this ship could have easily if it would
- 10:15Speaker 2: if it would have looked at me, and it would
- 10:17Speaker 2: have tried me, and it would have said, I'm gonna
- 10:18Speaker 2: do a whip if he falls, and I fucking break
- 10:20Speaker 2: through these rubber bands.
- 10:21Speaker 1: The fingers are gone, you know what I mean, Like
- 10:23Speaker 1: like all.
- 10:24Speaker 3: Of them we had.
- 10:25Speaker 4: We have what I think that thing was like three pounds.
- 10:28Speaker 3: That bow yeah bull.
- 10:31Speaker 4: Who was that dude name?
- 10:32Speaker 1: I forget, I forget that.
- 10:34Speaker 2: The we gotta we gotta look it up and have
- 10:36Speaker 2: somebody like that back again. We have so many we
- 10:38Speaker 2: have so many people hit us up with the concern
- 10:40Speaker 2: of the animals. But he wouldn't have brought him if
- 10:41Speaker 2: if they were cool. But we took a picture and
- 10:44Speaker 2: I posted it there for your birthday shout out, or
- 10:46Speaker 2: like we have like two bowel constrictors in there, big bro,
- 10:49Speaker 2: and this thing is like it kind of paddicked out
- 10:51Speaker 2: because I'm sure.
- 10:51Speaker 1: It's getting high, you know.
- 10:52Speaker 2: At the same time, So this thing started like wrapping
- 10:55Speaker 2: around my leg bro, like like I'm like, I'm talking.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Like it wrapped like you know how like Xavier wraps
- 11:02Speaker 1: my wires. Like.
- 11:05Speaker 2: Bro, this ship was had like three circles around my
- 11:08Speaker 2: leg And at first I was like, oh, it's looking
- 11:10Speaker 2: for warm no.
- 11:11Speaker 1: And then this motherfucker started going constricting.
- 11:14Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was like, bro, she could break my
- 11:16Speaker 2: fucking leg the way it felt so fucking constricting. I
- 11:20Speaker 2: was like, hey, fucking take it off. It's fucking squeezing
- 11:24Speaker 2: if it's stingful.
- 11:24Speaker 1: And then remember the dude was like he is a
- 11:26Speaker 1: healthy struggle. Yeah, he struggled to take it off ship.
- 11:31Speaker 4: It was of them.
- 11:32Speaker 2: It was like it was like the ones that they
- 11:34Speaker 2: became out of control in Florida, the Bowl constrictor.
- 11:37Speaker 3: Oh the Ones or whatever, the Burmese pythons.
- 11:41Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy.
- 11:45Speaker 1: You know.
- 11:45Speaker 3: It was just giving you a hug, man. It just
- 11:47Speaker 3: liked you a lot.
- 11:47Speaker 2: That's all because I still have fucking fuck why to
- 11:53Speaker 2: go Black guys name is Snake. We remember we did
- 11:58Speaker 2: have a get We talked about the black we had
- 12:00Speaker 2: on the Joe Joe glass. I have his snake still.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you got the glad the snake from that,
- 12:06Speaker 1: you got a pet snake.
- 12:07Speaker 4: And I do remember fucking he was selling.
- 12:10Speaker 2: That was still that was still kicking, feeding them rats, chilling, Yeah,
- 12:14Speaker 2: just getting bigger. I take him out with my OT.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Customers coming like, oh, ship ship, you know it's funny.
- 12:22Speaker 1: Literal damn it was your first time on one.
- 12:24Speaker 2: Yeah you just said it. I mean yeah that she
- 12:28Speaker 2: probably makes noise. Bro broke no care, is shd and
- 12:33Speaker 2: takes his ship. You clean it and that's like one
- 12:35Speaker 2: every three weeks, and when you feed it sometimes I
- 12:38Speaker 2: let it go like a month without eating.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Bro, that's sick. A little pet noodle.
- 12:43Speaker 2: Fine, I mean that ship like, but like I said,
- 12:46Speaker 2: those things are sucking when they're around you.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Dog.
- 12:48Speaker 2: I'd realized the power of a snake that day. That
- 12:51Speaker 2: she could have broken my fucking my, my fucking leg
- 12:54Speaker 2: female bones, but he was able to wrap around your
- 12:57Speaker 2: whole leg. That's a big ass snake.
- 12:59Speaker 1: I'm the one that the one they brought was big,
- 13:00Speaker 1: you know. To me, I'm laughing.
- 13:02Speaker 2: I laughed sometimes while I was like, these motherfuckers feel
- 13:04Speaker 2: so comfortable putting them in plastic storage containers. Like, motherfucker,
- 13:07Speaker 2: this ship is a big muscle. If this ship decided
- 13:09Speaker 2: to go and a conda and just say I'm getting
- 13:11Speaker 2: out of here.
- 13:12Speaker 1: That ship could be like your little bitch as lead.
- 13:14Speaker 4: I'm like, no, it has no what this not.
- 13:19Speaker 3: Give that snake cocaine guys.
- 13:21Speaker 2: Fucking rubs against uh ayahuascar a fucking some stupid ass
- 13:25Speaker 2: fucking herb that makes a hallucinator or something.
- 13:27Speaker 4: Bro, Like, it's not it doesn't have enough. If it's
- 13:29Speaker 4: in the fucking box, it doesn't have enough.
- 13:31Speaker 1: In the box.
- 13:32Speaker 2: But in general, if it gets out, it gets into
- 13:34Speaker 2: the woods.
- 13:36Speaker 1: Cocaine snake is pretty realistic. Bro. Yeah yeah, I mean
- 13:42Speaker 1: what about that food that fucking was giving.
- 13:44Speaker 2: Did you see did you see the food who got
- 13:46Speaker 2: caught giving he went to jail.
- 13:49Speaker 1: He was giving the fucking a hawk.
- 13:53Speaker 2: Bustball fool like like yo food, Like I saw this
- 13:57Speaker 2: video of it at breaking Oh I did see that ship, Yeah, make.
- 14:00Speaker 1: Sure of it. But like there's this fool, yeah this.
- 14:03Speaker 2: Wood fucking like call the hawk over and like he
- 14:07Speaker 2: he like he got him like kind of domesticated and
- 14:09Speaker 2: he's like, hey, the hawk likes buzzballs.
- 14:11Speaker 1: And like this was pouring it in his mouth and
- 14:13Speaker 1: the hawk is fucking drinking the fucking buzzball food.
- 14:17Speaker 2: And guess who showed up to the fucking doors fucking
- 14:20Speaker 2: cops dog started.
- 14:22Speaker 1: You gonna need to turn around. This is a fucking
- 14:25Speaker 1: wildlife fucking violation. That's crazy that hawk.
- 14:29Speaker 3: Was not old enough to drink.
- 14:30Speaker 4: Get your dog drunk, I mean, this is the I don't.
- 14:34Speaker 2: Know if hawks are in danger species, so what the
- 14:37Speaker 2: difference is drunk?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Not on purpose, but we used to play beer pong
- 14:40Speaker 4: when we're like kids and your dogs used to play
- 14:42Speaker 4: in the garage now me and the homies and in
- 14:45Speaker 4: the garage, and because it was in the wintertime, and
- 14:47Speaker 4: we would obviously on the bottom, and it was like
- 14:49Speaker 4: once or twice when we're like, we think our dogs drunk.
- 14:52Speaker 4: This was walking sideways camp and ship bro and then
- 14:57Speaker 4: he fucking ended up puking. We fell bad because it
- 14:59Speaker 4: wasn't on purple. But you know, you're just playing. He
- 15:02Speaker 4: goes were kids that dog? My dad got home all mad.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Why is the fucking dog.
- 15:09Speaker 4: Dropping almost because the puke, because I know the dog's drunk.
- 15:16Speaker 4: He's like, Pa, who did this?
- 15:22Speaker 1: Supposedly?
- 15:23Speaker 2: I think they just passed the new law where you're
- 15:25Speaker 2: and your pets at home is your family now. So
- 15:28Speaker 2: something happens to your pet is like something happened to
- 15:30Speaker 2: your kid, and they treated you as like they're going
- 15:33Speaker 2: to jail for it. If I can killed someone's dogs,
- 15:36Speaker 2: I think, I think I swear to God just this
- 15:38Speaker 2: year looking up you hear the newn the wonderfu Caddy
- 15:42Speaker 2: Brings didn't share the story. I don't know what happened
- 15:44Speaker 2: to his lie in his arms?
- 15:46Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what did happen to that fool?
- 15:48Speaker 1: I haven't heard.
- 15:48Speaker 2: Anything I can say is dog bike? Oh my god,
- 15:52Speaker 2: because I saw he had the gash.
- 15:54Speaker 3: I saw that.
- 15:54Speaker 4: I saw that was beyond the gas.
- 15:56Speaker 1: It was beyond the gas.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Oh my god, bro, like like.
- 15:59Speaker 2: There's so much tissue that had, Like it's crazy, bro,
- 16:02Speaker 2: I mean honestly, shout out to him, bro, like like
- 16:06Speaker 2: like shout out to him for fucking like pulling through
- 16:09Speaker 2: and and just just making his way onto recovery. Because
- 16:12Speaker 2: that was a tough motherfucker dog for like to withstand
- 16:15Speaker 2: the kind of that, bro. Like you can see the
- 16:19Speaker 2: white meat, Yeah, I.
- 16:22Speaker 1: Just teeth had ripped out the foot. Oh it was
- 16:25Speaker 1: so nasty.
- 16:25Speaker 3: I only saw what he posted on this story post.
- 16:29Speaker 3: I want to see.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It's disgusting. Dog, I can't.
- 16:33Speaker 5: I can't stand like Gore like that or I get
- 16:37Speaker 5: gross style, But I do have that crazy white people
- 16:39Speaker 5: curiosity about that kind of stuff.
- 16:41Speaker 1: Like you know that's in your guys nature, dude.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Like I grew up on rotten dot com, Like.
- 16:49Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why white people in all the movies, and
- 16:51Speaker 2: like we like if we hear a scary noise and.
- 16:53Speaker 1: Let's get out of here for now, we're gonna go
- 16:55Speaker 1: check it out.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Man.
- 16:55Speaker 1: Bock's like, who's there?
- 16:57Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta face that ship?
- 17:00Speaker 4: Are you okay?
- 17:02Speaker 1: Who's there? Yeah? I'm coming in. Let them straight out something?
- 17:09Speaker 1: White people?
- 17:11Speaker 3: Excuse me? Who's in there? I'm coming in. I am armed.
- 17:17Speaker 1: With a pan. Commies right behind you. Tell them about
- 17:20Speaker 1: my store?
- 17:22Speaker 3: Can I tell him about my start?
- 17:23Speaker 1: You got scary movie people? Yeah, I'm not. I used
- 17:27Speaker 1: to watch them, and I stopped all those scary movies
- 17:30Speaker 1: trending to super Gore fast. There's nothing no original about ship.
- 17:33Speaker 2: No more like there ain't no fucking Cooper stories there,
- 17:37Speaker 2: are you? No? Like yeah, like yeah, yeah, bro, like
- 17:42Speaker 2: like like I went, like, what was that movie about?
- 17:44Speaker 2: The fuck they remade it? It was about the fucking
- 17:46Speaker 2: vampire and it was it was supposed to be like
- 17:50Speaker 2: it was supposed to be one of the oldest masterpieces,
- 17:52Speaker 2: but then they remade it and it was just complete.
- 17:54Speaker 3: Which one or something? Yeah, you're talking about Oh the original?
- 17:58Speaker 4: No?
- 17:58Speaker 3: No, no, no, Lit'll hold on.
- 18:00Speaker 1: Great movie, dude.
- 18:01Speaker 4: Well, well, no movie. Yes, the new one horseship like
- 18:07Speaker 4: ship like Jurassic Park.
- 18:09Speaker 3: Did you watch the original? Did you ever see the original?
- 18:11Speaker 1: In the original one, that's not good either. I mean,
- 18:14Speaker 1: it's more entertaining than the new one.
- 18:16Speaker 2: No, don't mention the fucking little fucking in the cave.
- 18:21Speaker 1: They gotta no man, fuck that beached. Fuck that movie
- 18:25Speaker 1: to dog. It wasn't even nearly the same.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Have you seen it? It's good?
- 18:34Speaker 1: What's this guy? Is?
- 18:35Speaker 4: Like?
- 18:35Speaker 1: You?
- 18:36Speaker 2: You don't even want to argue because it's like the
- 18:38Speaker 2: guy has a fucking I just took down.
- 18:41Speaker 4: You don't have many movies.
- 18:42Speaker 1: The motherfucker watches the ray.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Have you seen a movie before?
- 18:48Speaker 4: Was it?
- 18:49Speaker 5: What's the new Dracula movie that's coming out? It looks
- 18:51Speaker 5: like it's supposed to be like what you think it
- 18:54Speaker 5: looks bad.
- 18:55Speaker 2: It's gonna be just as good as the Harley Quinn
- 18:57Speaker 2: and Joker fucking duet singer.
- 18:59Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's got the dude from Inglorious Bastards
- 19:02Speaker 5: in it, doesn't it. Let's see the guy who played
- 19:05Speaker 5: the main Nazi, the really good actor that like had
- 19:09Speaker 5: the big pipe in the beginning.
- 19:11Speaker 3: Let's see a new Dracula movie.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Movies nowadays kind of stuck ball.
- 19:15Speaker 1: You know what? You know what movie I just saw recently,
- 19:19Speaker 1: And you guys are not gonna believe me.
- 19:21Speaker 3: Django, you just saw that.
- 19:23Speaker 1: I just fucking saw that ship last week.
- 19:26Speaker 4: How fucking sick of that ship?
- 19:28Speaker 1: That's a fucking good ass movie.
- 19:29Speaker 4: Dog, the whole group chat new dude, you came in hot,
- 19:32Speaker 4: d you.
- 19:33Speaker 3: Came in hot. That's one of the best movies that.
- 19:38Speaker 3: Let's go shoot some white people.
- 19:40Speaker 1: I was quoting the movie, you know, you were quotation
- 19:43Speaker 1: marks and work. It was okay.
- 19:45Speaker 5: I was just quoting Leonardo DiCaprio times the Candy Lander
- 19:51Speaker 5: or whatever.
- 19:52Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, when they get to the house that hey,
- 19:56Speaker 2: but he's making the two black foodles fight each other
- 19:57Speaker 2: down for entertainment.
- 19:58Speaker 3: Oh the fucking.
- 20:01Speaker 1: It's a house to do.
- 20:04Speaker 4: If you have Nitty's number, he's on stage right now,
- 20:07Speaker 4: you might want to do it.
- 20:10Speaker 1: At least this time he will be you, not me.
- 20:13Speaker 4: I guess what number, just saying, if you already got it,
- 20:15Speaker 4: you might want to be good job. He just kills
- 20:18Speaker 4: it on stage.
- 20:19Speaker 2: You know, I just use a Google number to hide it.
- 20:22Speaker 2: I didn't expect. I didn't expect the movie to take
- 20:24Speaker 2: all them turns at the end, Dog, because that fool
- 20:26Speaker 2: was so good to him. The wife WU then he
- 20:28Speaker 2: was like that pretty much every time.
- 20:30Speaker 4: He was like, no, no, this is my word.
- 20:33Speaker 1: He is.
- 20:34Speaker 3: He is with me, and he is a free citizen.
- 20:37Speaker 1: Dog. Definitely can he saved this that seven? We think
- 20:40Speaker 1: they can do a part two.
- 20:41Speaker 3: No, no, don't ruin it. Don't ruin it.
- 20:44Speaker 4: No before like you could find another one, like a prequel,
- 20:47Speaker 4: like a prequel like I'm not we don't need that.
- 20:49Speaker 3: What we can watch him gross. We watched Django just
- 20:52Speaker 3: Be a Slave for two hours.
- 20:53Speaker 2: They would just I was gonna say, it would just
- 20:55Speaker 2: be like the Jago just get hit, his wife getting
- 20:58Speaker 2: molested and all this ship.
- 20:59Speaker 5: It would just be a really dark, sad movie. There'd
- 21:01Speaker 5: be no redemption because he just is a slave. At
- 21:03Speaker 5: the beginning of the New the initial movie.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Yeah no, don't don't ruin something.
- 21:08Speaker 4: Or he didn't really die, like Jesus, you know what the.
- 21:14Speaker 2: White everybody hit the end food like he's like scarface,
- 21:18Speaker 2: heyg A couple of bunds before this? When when that
- 21:20Speaker 2: for fucking when when Samuel A. Jackson, Samuel Jackson got smoked,
- 21:23Speaker 2: it was satisfying.
- 21:24Speaker 3: Dog honestly, Yeah, I hate it.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I hated that.
- 21:28Speaker 3: Now did you enjoy it? Did you Did you enjoy
- 21:31Speaker 3: that because of the movie or because he's black?
- 21:37Speaker 2: I was gonna say, he's definitely like that's that's the house.
- 21:41Speaker 7: Nigga, right for sure, trying to double check is that him?
- 21:47Speaker 1: That's Oh my god, god damn it. Yeah, yeah, that's
- 21:52Speaker 1: kind of crazy.
- 21:52Speaker 2: I bless the white man people have most the most
- 21:55Speaker 2: privage though, Yeah, you could do whatever you wanted on
- 21:58Speaker 2: then there he knew that if he fucked up, it
- 22:01Speaker 2: was so fucked up that he had no choice but
- 22:03Speaker 2: to throw everybody under the bus type ship. Otherwise he
- 22:06Speaker 2: ruined like he's like he's like he's.
- 22:08Speaker 1: Like, yo, I get to joke with the master. H
- 22:12Speaker 1: was fucking crazy. That.
- 22:13Speaker 2: I'm confused though, what he's gonna stay in the big house.
- 22:17Speaker 4: On a different note, now I won't have another word
- 22:21Speaker 4: about this. On a different note, have you been keeping
- 22:24Speaker 4: up with the fifty and Tiny and fucking Ti? I think, okay,
- 22:27Speaker 4: he's only beefing with t I and Tiny his wife.
- 22:31Speaker 4: He literally posts okay.
- 22:32Speaker 2: But fifty throws everybody like if you like around, you
- 22:35Speaker 2: like into it bro like, But I heard the beef
- 22:38Speaker 2: is originally it's because they were supposed.
- 22:41Speaker 1: To work together, like like a lot of time, like
- 22:44Speaker 1: before that. I heard that it was like, you know,
- 22:46Speaker 1: because they don't really have a track together or something
- 22:47Speaker 1: like that.
- 22:48Speaker 2: So I heard that, like, like, like, what is it?
- 22:50Speaker 2: T I was like, hey man, we need to work
- 22:52Speaker 2: together he like, and fucking fifty was like yeah, like whatever,
- 22:56Speaker 2: and he treated it like one of those things like
- 22:57Speaker 2: you know when you're like, oh yeah, yeah, I'll hate
- 22:59Speaker 2: you up and you just never hit him up. And
- 23:01Speaker 2: I was like, so he just don't want to work
- 23:03Speaker 2: with me because he tried to make it happen a
- 23:05Speaker 2: few other times and every time it just didn't line up.
- 23:08Speaker 2: And then it turned into the versus thing, and then
- 23:10Speaker 2: Tiny and then this was sound his.
- 23:12Speaker 4: Son's going already literally posted the tombstone of fifties Mom.
- 23:17Speaker 1: That's crazy.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Ooh, but at that point, you know, you know how
- 23:21Speaker 2: petty fucking like fifty can bibro Like you're just tawning,
- 23:24Speaker 2: you're knocking on the devil's doors.
- 23:25Speaker 4: See what you did to Jim Jones. Yeah, he bought
- 23:27Speaker 4: the building that he podcast out of and he said
- 23:30Speaker 4: get the fuck out of here. And Jim Jones is like,
- 23:32Speaker 4: they're like, yeah, like knocking.
- 23:33Speaker 5: On every door a man like you gotta fix that
- 23:36Speaker 5: door by Monday.
- 23:37Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna have to pay her all the damages
- 23:39Speaker 2: of my property. Like that's freaking petty.
- 23:42Speaker 4: That's what I mean. Like I would just let it go.
- 23:44Speaker 3: I feel like eazone would be like that. And if
- 23:46Speaker 3: you had, if you had that kind of line.
- 23:48Speaker 4: The reason I brought it up because you know, King King,
- 23:51Speaker 4: you know.
- 23:52Speaker 1: First place I'm headed to is what because he know
- 23:54Speaker 1: is that food?
- 23:54Speaker 4: That?
- 23:55Speaker 2: Like, how would you like to really pack this place out?
- 23:58Speaker 1: But you know Harris King, right, the little t I
- 24:04Speaker 1: or whatever what he looks like. He looks like a
- 24:07Speaker 1: lot of cards. He looks like jar jar.
- 24:11Speaker 3: No, damn, come on, dude, it was in the group chat.
- 24:14Speaker 4: I was on my pot and we like, tell you
- 24:16Speaker 4: that looks like I was like, Bro, did you ever.
- 24:20Speaker 3: Get the conuito tattoo? A really racist looking piece of candy?
- 24:28Speaker 4: Like he says that these are his favorite chocolates just
- 24:30Speaker 4: because they're good.
- 24:31Speaker 1: They're from Spain, because are they that good? He's like,
- 24:34Speaker 1: I said, they're my favorite Spanish candy.
- 24:36Speaker 2: And then I wish I could have tried the collaboration
- 24:38Speaker 2: they had with Burger King in Spain recently.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Wait a conguito burger King combo.
- 24:43Speaker 1: They had a conguito shake dog. What you could do some.
- 24:49Speaker 2: Burger King collaboration, Ray, I need to see that. And
- 24:52Speaker 2: it doesn't have a little black bean all right.
- 24:55Speaker 1: That's the whole point that I was said, Like there's
- 24:57Speaker 1: no longer their mascot.
- 25:00Speaker 2: Favorite chocolate dog, Gito bro a little little chocolate ball right.
- 25:05Speaker 3: There, like he's under he's misunderstood right there.
- 25:08Speaker 1: That's the collab right there.
- 25:09Speaker 2: He's almost gonna get that tatted off him. Bron around
- 25:12Speaker 2: the hood was gonna get a get that ship right there.
- 25:18Speaker 1: See, look he knows the jingle to man, don't be.
- 25:32Speaker 3: That does look really good though the.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Song play from the top.
- 25:37Speaker 2: We should just have that as a button adding that
- 25:41Speaker 2: commercial it is the most racist commercial ever.
- 25:43Speaker 1: Wow, that's for real, And then that said, well, I
- 25:48Speaker 1: mean it's from the seventies.
- 25:49Speaker 3: You know, the seventies were a different time.
- 25:52Speaker 2: If you like, I mean, it would be one of
- 25:54Speaker 2: the things if you could go back in time or
- 25:56Speaker 2: you're like it was a law like me, for sure,
- 25:57Speaker 2: I'd be drinking and driving that first.
- 26:01Speaker 1: That's a song.
- 26:06Speaker 6: Happy, I don't have any is your imagination?
- 26:21Speaker 1: Yeah, because chickens has He's right there, that's no chick
- 26:28Speaker 1: m hmm.
- 26:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:30Speaker 2: Hey dog also bad I might he said, I took
- 26:32Speaker 2: a coo hoods dog.
- 26:34Speaker 3: Oh no, that was.
- 26:38Speaker 1: I was beyond fucking just like that ship was crazy? Dog,
- 26:42Speaker 1: How fucked you up? Did you get that game?
- 26:45Speaker 4: You were there all day? Dogs should look like such.
- 26:47Speaker 2: A It was a good game and it was shut
- 26:49Speaker 2: out to the forty twos and it was it was
- 26:51Speaker 2: a honestly, I left halftime bro, because look what all right?
- 26:55Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I wonder you were talking ship.
- 26:58Speaker 1: I thought you were just I was talking to MESSI
- 27:01Speaker 1: and all this ship.
- 27:01Speaker 2: But like, like I'm gonna be honest dog every time
- 27:04Speaker 2: that fool fucking comes into town. Dog, I like it
- 27:08Speaker 2: and it's cool, bro, because it's like I'm able to
- 27:10Speaker 2: sell tickets and make some money and ship like that.
- 27:12Speaker 2: But it brings out all the people who just really
- 27:16Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about fucking watching the.
- 27:18Speaker 3: Game, though they just want to be there to see
- 27:20Speaker 3: Messi plays.
- 27:20Speaker 2: I had to fucking deal with people like not even
- 27:23Speaker 2: they don't even they're not even an l a f
- 27:25Speaker 2: C fan or a fucking Miami fan. They're just the
- 27:27Speaker 2: Messi fans. So they're standing in chairs.
- 27:29Speaker 1: They're that fool's moving this way.
- 27:31Speaker 2: These fools are all trying to like they're trying to
- 27:33Speaker 2: run with this food, like to the Oh, I gotta
- 27:35Speaker 2: move from this side of the stadium to that side
- 27:37Speaker 2: of the stadium.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Because Messi's fucking moving there. And I'm just like dog, like.
- 27:42Speaker 2: There's other soccer players. My dudes, this food does not
- 27:45Speaker 2: give a fuck about you. He is not the fucking best, yes, Like,
- 27:52Speaker 2: after that game, I hate that he's supposed to be
- 27:57Speaker 2: the best. They didn't score not one goal. They that's
- 28:01Speaker 2: my trophy, that's what not even it's three zero, bro,
- 28:05Speaker 2: are you serious?
- 28:06Speaker 1: Damn? He was crying trying to go talk to the
- 28:10Speaker 1: reps afterwards.
- 28:11Speaker 4: Food his Chicken's called him. I told nobody lost the jar.
- 28:14Speaker 4: If you can't, if.
- 28:16Speaker 2: You can't, like if it's one zero and it's a
- 28:19Speaker 2: bad call, understandable, But how you're gonna argue with?
- 28:22Speaker 3: Go?
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yeah, got three zero food? Like, get the fuck out
- 28:24Speaker 2: of here. Luis Wades was bucking had had more sense.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Telling me he was like, that's been Dad Like, he
- 28:30Speaker 1: was like, are you gonna argue three zero? Dog? All
- 28:32Speaker 1: three of them are a mistake, Missy, Like, get the
- 28:34Speaker 1: fuck out of here. Dog.
- 28:35Speaker 2: Honestly, I cannot wait two weekt Ronaldo on fucking l
- 28:39Speaker 2: A f C and then we really have the fucking
- 28:41Speaker 2: classical in l A because the last time I heard happened.
- 28:45Speaker 2: But I heard when he came to l A. I
- 28:47Speaker 2: heard he stopped by the stadium.
- 28:48Speaker 4: He's going to insights, insire sources, going to go I'll
- 28:51Speaker 4: tell you right now, I heard going to God and
- 28:53Speaker 4: if he goes to Gaxy, I might have to go
- 28:55Speaker 4: to Gods.
- 28:55Speaker 1: I heard the inside sources that he had he had
- 29:00Speaker 1: a meeting with l A FC. That's that's from what
- 29:04Speaker 1: I heard.
- 29:04Speaker 4: It's unfair, bro, you can't have Sun. You can't have
- 29:07Speaker 4: fucking we'l a.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Billion dollar fucking organization.
- 29:10Speaker 4: So is fucking Galaxy.
- 29:11Speaker 1: Bro. They are not a billion Is that a billion
- 29:13Speaker 1: dollar stadium?
- 29:15Speaker 4: That doesn't they have money?
- 29:16Speaker 3: Bro?
- 29:17Speaker 4: And it really doesn't matter because no team is individual
- 29:21Speaker 4: and MLS they're all part of the m LS. That's
- 29:24Speaker 4: the problem with the MLS is these these can't they
- 29:26Speaker 4: can't do whatever they want, you know that right.
- 29:29Speaker 1: And when it comes to ownership though, but like partners
- 29:31Speaker 1: and that's what.
- 29:31Speaker 4: Really people they talk about the teams that like, but
- 29:33Speaker 4: I go, one owns the team like it's literally it's
- 29:36Speaker 4: like owns all the teams. But it's not like chiebs
- 29:40Speaker 4: where somebody owns.
- 29:41Speaker 2: If anybody's gonna get fucking in trouble for having a
- 29:44Speaker 2: super team, it's gonna be Miami first. Because how the
- 29:46Speaker 2: fuck do you have half an old Barcelona, half a
- 29:49Speaker 2: fucking Messy's old teammates?
- 29:51Speaker 1: You gotta want that?
- 29:52Speaker 4: Why do you want? That's so unfair when literally half
- 29:54Speaker 4: a Barcelona is literally l a f C. And you
- 29:56Speaker 4: have fucking Nebraska's half of.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Barcelona is not playing Miami because it sells ticket, because.
- 30:01Speaker 4: It sells they put they they want a good league
- 30:03Speaker 4: or you want money money, No, you, I.
- 30:08Speaker 1: Just want to be able to sell tickets faster.
- 30:12Speaker 4: So I'll tell all you fools. I want a good game,
- 30:15Speaker 4: But I go to.
- 30:15Speaker 2: My gone, go to my seats and I watch my
- 30:17Speaker 2: ship though, but like still like yeah, like I don't know, man.
- 30:22Speaker 2: All I know is that if he were to come
- 30:23Speaker 2: to l A f C, that ship would just go
- 30:25Speaker 2: fucking crazy. And if he were to God forbid go
- 30:28Speaker 2: to the Galaxy, it would revive them.
- 30:33Speaker 1: Because you know, they're not doing too hot and they're
- 30:35Speaker 1: fucking their stars keep getting injured.
- 30:37Speaker 4: It'd be great, though, full Galaxy with Cristiano versus fucking
- 30:42Speaker 4: l A f C with Sun that's still a great game.
- 30:45Speaker 4: And it makes not understand.
- 30:49Speaker 2: All due respect to Son, he's a world class player,
- 30:51Speaker 2: but to compare.
- 30:53Speaker 4: Older was another reason Sound was getting older. Brochisano, isn't
- 30:56Speaker 4: that fucking you.
- 30:57Speaker 1: Seem to bother the Arabs that much? They don't give them.
- 31:00Speaker 4: That's not great soccer either, dog.
- 31:03Speaker 2: What it is they learned from him, So whoever's playing
- 31:06Speaker 2: with him, they learn the whole team makes better.
- 31:08Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Whether he's there for that's just ever for five years,
- 31:13Speaker 2: people learn from what he does, so just to have
- 31:16Speaker 2: him on the team as a fucking investment, people talking about,
- 31:21Speaker 2: come on, we get the funk out of here. Come on,
- 31:24Speaker 2: it's Mexico. How far is Mexico gonna make it?
- 31:27Speaker 4: And I don't even think Mexican, You fools.
- 31:29Speaker 2: Revived fucking far years of not giving the fucking is
- 31:32Speaker 2: fool all of a sudden you're like, gotta dust.
- 31:34Speaker 1: This fool off because you guys don't got nothing better.
- 31:36Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think the US is gonna do
- 31:38Speaker 4: any better either, which is sad because one of these
- 31:40Speaker 4: teams should do great, and Canada is not going to
- 31:42Speaker 4: do good. Any of the host teams are probably not
- 31:43Speaker 4: even gonna make it out of the group, the group,
- 31:45Speaker 4: the group stages, and if they make it past the
- 31:47Speaker 4: group stages, they're out the first fucking round. Why we
- 31:51Speaker 4: got fucking England. There's fucking real fucking teams out Germany, Germany.
- 31:56Speaker 4: I see where in your Germany.
- 31:57Speaker 1: Fucking I didn't know that song was bad. France likes
- 32:03Speaker 1: Frans Ray, Ray fucking loves Frans.
- 32:05Speaker 4: Got they got they got a great team to getting
- 32:08Speaker 4: He's getting old too, He's getting old is not that
- 32:12Speaker 4: old dog. He's young. He's a young cat.
- 32:15Speaker 2: He's getting like and Bop is getting old dog. He's
- 32:18Speaker 2: not no fucking spring chicken dog.
- 32:23Speaker 4: Ol.
- 32:23Speaker 1: Do you think he is like twenty eight, like twenty
- 32:27Speaker 1: eight the oldest.
- 32:30Speaker 3: That's how old he is.
- 32:32Speaker 4: He's a ninety eight ninety eight old of them are.
- 32:36Speaker 1: Fuck thirty four.
- 32:38Speaker 4: Twenty eight, twenty seven. That's kind of it. You're getting ready,
- 32:42Speaker 4: that's the prime. That's your opening prime right there.
- 32:47Speaker 2: Look for at twenty seven to twenty eight. He has
- 32:51Speaker 2: to start thinking about. He's like, do I want to
- 32:53Speaker 2: be Carlos Vela and fucking live up? The rest of
- 32:56Speaker 2: my career is fucking just owning these fools like Messy
- 32:59Speaker 2: is because you're hey, because you take fucking First of all,
- 33:04Speaker 2: Cardles Vella was supposed to be on some Messi caliber
- 33:06Speaker 2: ship dog.
- 33:07Speaker 4: The only reason is that it was not.
- 33:08Speaker 1: No, it was not dog.
- 33:10Speaker 4: He was good, but he was dude, dude, Messi has
- 33:13Speaker 4: been a prodigy. Barcelona got this fool when he was
- 33:16Speaker 4: like fourteen fifteen years.
- 33:18Speaker 2: Cardleveella was put up on the same fucking scale dog
- 33:20Speaker 2: like there's I see him close.
- 33:22Speaker 1: Dog is the thing that fucking beat Bela was his attitude.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Dog.
- 33:26Speaker 2: That motherfucker loved watching black guys play basketball more than
- 33:28Speaker 2: he loved playing soccer himself.
- 33:30Speaker 4: How you gonna expect something? How are you gonna expect?
- 33:31Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean he's not scale imagine if he
- 33:33Speaker 1: actually tried.
- 33:34Speaker 4: That's the point. How you gonna expect him to be
- 33:36Speaker 4: good when you didn't even like that shit MESSI these
- 33:38Speaker 4: fulls bleed soccer bro, Cristiano, that's all they think about
- 33:42Speaker 4: in Argentina. In Brazil, it's they're so fucking poor that
- 33:47Speaker 4: they literally all they know is yoga or fucking soccer
- 33:51Speaker 4: or or Maddona.
- 33:53Speaker 1: Dog.
- 33:53Speaker 4: That fool was a gold bro. Have you seen that
- 33:55Speaker 4: Fold's documentary? Oh, bro, god, Bro, this fool was a
- 33:59Speaker 4: lad and bro, it's fun ended up scoring some hat
- 34:01Speaker 4: somebody with his hand like this fool and poh yeah, look,
- 34:05Speaker 4: you gotta watch the document.
- 34:06Speaker 2: Somebody and the somebody in the fucking chaffle. It's how
- 34:08Speaker 2: I know they fucking drinking catas on Sundays, though Santos
- 34:12Speaker 2: could have been better. Who's up, bomb, Dog, Get the
- 34:15Speaker 2: fuck out of here, all that fucking, all that hype
- 34:17Speaker 2: behind that food, Just so that fool could end up
- 34:19Speaker 2: being what dog, Look at what he's done lately.
- 34:21Speaker 1: Dog, Come on that fools like fucking nowhere to be found. Dog.
- 34:24Speaker 2: I watched documentaries on players like this dog. They were
- 34:27Speaker 2: fucking just they were.
- 34:28Speaker 1: They were hyped.
- 34:29Speaker 2: At one point who was in high schools were like
- 34:31Speaker 2: check it out for a gun his jersey and looking
- 34:33Speaker 2: at them, now, look at what happened to that fool.
- 34:35Speaker 2: They're out there needing fucking water breaks at twenty minute
- 34:38Speaker 2: marks when they're playing the legend games, like the fucking
- 34:41Speaker 2: did you do?
- 34:42Speaker 1: You believe that?
- 34:44Speaker 2: I still think it's to it, but but you believe
- 34:47Speaker 2: the homies won went They said that, like in the
- 34:49Speaker 2: twenty minute mark, they kept the clock running, but they
- 34:52Speaker 2: were like they started getting waters.
- 34:53Speaker 4: Everybody, dude, it was legends. It was Barcelona versus rubbing
- 34:57Speaker 4: the legends. They had like all Rod, I think a Ronaldo.
- 35:01Speaker 4: It wasn't the premium star Bro.
- 35:02Speaker 1: Would you expect? I mean the Bro.
- 35:05Speaker 4: They're in their fifties.
- 35:06Speaker 1: I know, but I'm saying, like, I.
- 35:08Speaker 4: Want to see you room for forty five minutes in
- 35:10Speaker 4: your fifties.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Hey food, chill, I'm not a fucking training athlete.
- 35:15Speaker 3: That's what I mean it's you're training now though I
- 35:18Speaker 3: said he's training now.
- 35:19Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't have the cover of Barcelona all right.
- 35:21Speaker 1: Fucking Ronaldinho.
- 35:22Speaker 2: You know I expected him to hit the post like
- 35:25Speaker 2: he used to remember, fucking have it bounce back?
- 35:28Speaker 4: That was fake, right? You know? That was the first,
- 35:30Speaker 4: the first CG I ever because I felt for that
- 35:32Speaker 4: ship we all fell for. I want to go buy
- 35:33Speaker 4: those fucking those fucking uh what was it the temple?
- 35:36Speaker 1: How was it fake? When I when I remember seeing
- 35:38Speaker 1: foods in high school?
- 35:39Speaker 4: Do that? Are you talking about the video? Ray knows
- 35:42Speaker 4: what I'm talking about.
- 35:43Speaker 1: Uh, Ronaldino, how did he do it in the live games?
- 35:47Speaker 1: Oh okay, we're.
- 35:48Speaker 4: Talking about two different things. No, No, there's a video
- 35:50Speaker 4: that Ronaldinho goes to a soccer stadium. He opens up
- 35:53Speaker 4: a golden case and he's got these shoes in it.
- 35:55Speaker 4: He puts them on and then he hits the fucking
- 35:59Speaker 4: the poll. It comes back to him. He hits it again,
- 36:01Speaker 4: It comes back to him, hit it again three times.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Bro Okay, that was Nike commercial. He was wild.
- 36:07Speaker 1: But he can actually do that though, No he can't.
- 36:09Speaker 1: Bro Yess he's good, broy can you do that? No? Bro,
- 36:13Speaker 1: no one's done that. Ol CG the funk eye and
- 36:16Speaker 1: we all believed that. Bro, I want to go buy.
- 36:17Speaker 4: These shoes because I was like, Bro, if he could
- 36:19Speaker 4: do it, those shoes. There were temples, there were old
- 36:23Speaker 4: and white temples.
- 36:24Speaker 1: Bro, they were so fuck the predators. Predators that was
- 36:29Speaker 1: such a horrible name when you look at it.
- 36:30Speaker 4: I was like, Bro, I get all the kids.
- 36:36Speaker 3: Clip that's going on?
- 36:37Speaker 1: All the kids. No.
- 36:42Speaker 4: Then there was the vapors, and there was the Total nineties.
- 36:46Speaker 4: Then there was the kid still be worried.
- 36:48Speaker 1: The Total Your kids still be worried that those go hard?
- 36:51Speaker 4: Those they still do they look hard. Yeah, Bro, that
- 36:54Speaker 4: commercial was super ced I and I believe the funk
- 36:57Speaker 4: out of it. It was a bad commercial.
- 36:59Speaker 3: Damn it's crazy.
- 37:02Speaker 1: Adin had his hair up. That's just looked at it.
- 37:06Speaker 1: He looked child. They all look kind of up on
- 37:09Speaker 1: child dog, you know. I mean. But to be moving
- 37:13Speaker 1: around every because what they say midlife is thirty eight.
- 37:15Speaker 4: Now, oh great, probably probably seventy. You die around seventy five.
- 37:22Speaker 4: Women live longer they around, they die around eighty.
- 37:26Speaker 3: I already hit my halfway point.
- 37:28Speaker 1: You're on your way out, buddy.
- 37:29Speaker 3: I am dude, it's all down there from here. No
- 37:32Speaker 3: but over the hill.
- 37:33Speaker 4: But I mean, as long as we don't get no
- 37:35Speaker 4: like terminal cancer, god forbid, I think we can make
- 37:40Speaker 4: it way later because by the time we're like, they'll
- 37:42Speaker 4: be curious for all this seventy Yeah.
- 37:44Speaker 3: They're gonna have all that ship released.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Though.
- 37:45Speaker 2: Come on, I don't know, bro, did you hear like
- 37:48Speaker 2: they like I found like four cures of different cancers,
- 37:50Speaker 2: like like the last two fucking months.
- 37:52Speaker 5: Look, when that ship's on sale, when you can go
- 37:55Speaker 5: to the doctor and get that ship, I'll celebrate.
- 37:57Speaker 3: But they just found it. It's not available yet.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we gotta get other rich people first.
- 38:02Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta trickle down economics.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Look, then when we can get drops of it, we'll
- 38:07Speaker 1: be all right.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Okay, we'll make it.
- 38:09Speaker 1: But this is facts.
- 38:10Speaker 4: Though. In the two thousands and the early two thousands,
- 38:14Speaker 4: if you heard someone got cancer, they were dead. Remember
- 38:18Speaker 4: my aunt got cancer. We're like, yes, yes, there was
- 38:23Speaker 4: no not even asking what stage? Now, bro, we asked
- 38:26Speaker 4: what stage? Just get your get get the chemo. It's
- 38:30Speaker 4: getting better.
- 38:31Speaker 1: As as much as we want to say, like obviously
- 38:34Speaker 1: have recently.
- 38:35Speaker 2: Found out he has something like that, bro, and like
- 38:38Speaker 2: that fool like yeah, like it's you know that they're
- 38:40Speaker 2: treating it.
- 38:41Speaker 4: You know, back then it was like all you got cancer.
- 38:45Speaker 2: It's now it's not one of those things where they're
- 38:47Speaker 2: just like, well it looks like you won't see Christmas,
- 38:50Speaker 2: you know.
- 38:50Speaker 1: What I mean? You know what I mean?
- 38:52Speaker 5: Yeah, I was gonna say same thing with like AIDS
- 38:54Speaker 5: man during the nineties that used to like that used
- 38:56Speaker 5: to be a death sentence. But now it's twenty twenty
- 38:59Speaker 5: six and next g still at the table.
- 39:01Speaker 4: So I know, Bro, I couldn't believe that they fucking
- 39:03Speaker 4: did it. I couldn't. This is a real thing that
- 39:05Speaker 4: even Sam talks about. Actually Sam talks about it. Moran
- 39:08Speaker 4: mentions it how they actually cured AIDS and there wasn't
- 39:11Speaker 4: like a parade for it.
- 39:12Speaker 3: There wasn't a parade for it.
- 39:14Speaker 4: No, they didn't wait to die from eighth no more.
- 39:16Speaker 1: What do you call it? Pride?
- 39:17Speaker 8: Oh my god, now that makes sense now, track now
- 39:27Speaker 8: that celebrates my.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Eyes are.
- 39:30Speaker 4: But uh no, But I mean I thought even Sam was,
- 39:34Speaker 4: like Sam said, is like, dude, I could have swore
- 39:36Speaker 4: that the second day cure age there would have been
- 39:37Speaker 4: a whole parade. Somebody would have got a Nobel Peace Prize.
- 39:40Speaker 1: People don't get no one.
- 39:42Speaker 4: You don't die from as no more.
- 39:43Speaker 1: I mean you get it.
- 39:43Speaker 4: But if you got fucking prep or whatever, you stay on.
- 39:45Speaker 4: So that's my thing is like we should still kind
- 39:47Speaker 4: of it's not even celebrated. I thought we would have
- 39:49Speaker 4: had a party. I thought would be like did you
- 39:51Speaker 4: remember so and so?
- 39:52Speaker 1: That's why cured eight. There's no cures if you die
- 39:55Speaker 1: from being a fat though.
- 39:56Speaker 2: That's why, like now it's like, there's no reason why
- 39:58Speaker 2: you should die from just being a fat fuck.
- 40:00Speaker 1: There's so much fat fucks in America that.
- 40:02Speaker 2: They made a shot that you can fucking take so
- 40:05Speaker 2: you can fucking like fucking lose some fucking weight, you
- 40:08Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like for the people that don't
- 40:09Speaker 2: want to go to the gym. So it's like it's
- 40:11Speaker 2: just I mean, yeah.
- 40:16Speaker 4: Are you with me on this?
- 40:17Speaker 1: That she gave life to g Money's career?
- 40:20Speaker 4: Okay?
- 40:20Speaker 2: But what he started doing ozempic and then sucking his
- 40:24Speaker 2: weight went down, his followers went up.
- 40:25Speaker 1: He's doing stand up shout out to Money.
- 40:27Speaker 4: But he's one of those guys where like I mean,
- 40:30Speaker 4: he did he was overweight. But to me, if if
- 40:33Speaker 4: you're dying, you you're dying, that were dying. That's what
- 40:36Speaker 4: I'm saying to me, that's what I'm saying. If you're dying,
- 40:38Speaker 4: you're so you're so obese that you're pretty much dying.
- 40:41Speaker 4: I think you should start taking you're gonna dine with.
- 40:43Speaker 4: I mean, if you will try ozepic, that's what I mean.
- 40:46Speaker 4: If you're like, what is my mother?
- 40:51Speaker 1: It does have crazy sad effects, right, I.
- 40:53Speaker 4: Don't know if you're already dying and you're already that,
- 40:57Speaker 4: he's like, just increase the period anymore, obviously forty pounds
- 41:02Speaker 4: or away. I don't think you should be on epic.
- 41:03Speaker 4: But that's on your fat ass. If you want to
- 41:04Speaker 4: be lazy and you don't want to put in the work,
- 41:06Speaker 4: that's what. Well, you're that fat. I'm like, do it,
- 41:09Speaker 4: do it. You're already gonna die anyway.
- 41:10Speaker 3: What are the side effects? What are the side effects?
- 41:12Speaker 1: I think it up your whole digestive system.
- 41:15Speaker 4: Yeah, your stomach if hell yeah, stomach.
- 41:18Speaker 3: You don't get hungry, that's what's up. Yeah, my ex
- 41:21Speaker 3: was on that ship.
- 41:22Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, she was so tiny too. I
- 41:26Speaker 5: was like what the fuck are you doing? And I
- 41:27Speaker 5: remember going to the kitchen and she's like what. I
- 41:30Speaker 5: was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like I kind
- 41:33Speaker 5: of like trusted that she knew what she was doing.
- 41:34Speaker 3: I was like, this is weird, dude. You're not a sandwich,
- 41:38Speaker 3: I mean a bowl of cereal. I'm just like, that's crazy.
- 41:40Speaker 3: Can I get some.
- 41:42Speaker 1: As ro steroids?
- 41:45Speaker 4: Look?
- 41:45Speaker 5: Man, we all have our vices, all right, hold on,
- 41:48Speaker 5: let me get this there here.
- 41:49Speaker 3: I'll get your needle, you get mine.
- 41:51Speaker 4: Hey, Rock, explain uh, peptides to your zone.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Peptides you probably didn't even know, bro? The fuck is
- 41:57Speaker 3: a peptide?
- 41:59Speaker 1: Some white trash it? I don't know?
- 42:01Speaker 3: Well, hold on, I'm googling this. What's a peptide?
- 42:03Speaker 1: Is it?
- 42:04Speaker 2: Peptides are like they're like fucking back up for any
- 42:07Speaker 2: like recovery that you need.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Bro.
- 42:09Speaker 2: So it's like it's like getting an ivy times like
- 42:13Speaker 2: fucking ten.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Bro, it's so tight.
- 42:17Speaker 3: It's amino A Rock did it?
- 42:21Speaker 1: I want to?
- 42:22Speaker 4: I know you?
- 42:23Speaker 1: But you know what those what's.
- 42:25Speaker 3: The what's the effect of doing those?
- 42:27Speaker 1: He thinks that it's like Steroids's not steroids? But you
- 42:29Speaker 1: know what, though, after I tell you those. I hit
- 42:35Speaker 1: a new I hit a new.
- 42:36Speaker 2: Pr right for myself at the gym dog they finally
- 42:38Speaker 2: started pushing me. So I fucking got up to benching
- 42:40Speaker 2: two fifty right, and I was like, man, this is
- 42:43Speaker 2: all just.
- 42:44Speaker 1: A year and a half of fucking just going in right.
- 42:46Speaker 1: I was like, man, this feels great. And I was
- 42:47Speaker 1: like and then after when.
- 42:48Speaker 2: I was driving home, I was like that with a
- 42:50Speaker 2: little pep boost, Like I was.
- 42:53Speaker 1: Just like, how close can we get to too eighty?
- 42:56Speaker 4: Like Larry? Like, Larry, what's that? Larry Wills?
- 42:59Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 43:00Speaker 4: Like Cook though you see that shit about that phone?
- 43:02Speaker 1: I mean, I wasn't trying to focus on that.
- 43:04Speaker 3: But let's focus on the cuckpart.
- 43:06Speaker 4: Yeah, it's hard to fucking focus. You're a fucking big
- 43:09Speaker 4: ass supposed to be bodybuilding.
- 43:11Speaker 1: GPT. What peptides are?
- 43:13Speaker 3: Due chat GPT? What do peptides?
- 43:17Speaker 4: But I knew that's what you.
- 43:22Speaker 2: All right, my guy, Let's break down peptides. Think of
- 43:25Speaker 2: peptides as like.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Many protein chains.
- 43:28Speaker 4: There you go.
- 43:30Speaker 2: If proteins are like a long blunt, peptides are like
- 43:34Speaker 2: a little pre bowl versions shorter but still do something
- 43:37Speaker 2: important Scientifically. Amino Acids tiny building blocks. Peptides short chains
- 43:44Speaker 2: of amino acids. Proteins long complex chains of amino acids.
- 43:48Speaker 2: So peptides are basically small proteins with specific jobs.
- 43:53Speaker 1: So let's just.
- 43:53Speaker 2: Say I don't want to fill I'm not so good
- 43:55Speaker 2: at taking my fucking meeting my protein goals, but I
- 43:59Speaker 2: want to go ahead and just make sure that I
- 44:00Speaker 2: do peptides from my fucking biceps, and then I'm getting
- 44:04Speaker 2: I'm meeting my goals.
- 44:05Speaker 3: Dog, you just eat your.
- 44:08Speaker 2: You just eat your fucking Sometimes the second shake is such,
- 44:13Speaker 2: is such a bitch.
- 44:14Speaker 1: Dog. Just I had tequila, I was like, do I
- 44:17Speaker 1: want to drink tequila or do I want to sink
- 44:18Speaker 1: a shake?
- 44:18Speaker 3: Man tequila tequila shake.
- 44:20Speaker 2: You can drink about tequila with two scoops.
- 44:24Speaker 3: A pro tea.
- 44:26Speaker 1: Hey, they we just don't get mad. They sell this
- 44:27Speaker 1: to illegals too. Like we can all get get they
- 44:32Speaker 1: get it from We can all be jacked.
- 44:34Speaker 2: Guy, I know a homie that definitely get it from Mexico.
- 44:37Speaker 2: But it's it's fire ship.
- 44:38Speaker 4: Bro.
- 44:38Speaker 1: That was pretty jacked.
- 44:40Speaker 4: That was pretty jacked.
- 44:42Speaker 3: We all start doing peptides now, will be fucking cut
- 44:46Speaker 3: by summer.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Your body uses peptides to tell your muscles to grow
- 44:49Speaker 2: a ka what we want tell your skin to heal.
- 44:53Speaker 2: You can fucking you know definitely that the little ys
- 44:58Speaker 2: gonna come back.
- 45:00Speaker 4: It's not even bad dog.
- 45:02Speaker 1: It's to that.
- 45:03Speaker 2: But regular regulate hunger for me, you know what I mean?
- 45:06Speaker 2: The control hormones x.
- 45:08Speaker 1: G help with sleep chickens. It was always fucking boost recovery.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Mister shoulder injury.
- 45:19Speaker 5: There is look at that we all need peptides. If
- 45:21Speaker 5: you like to be a sponsor for we don't smoke.
- 45:23Speaker 2: The peptide fucking sponsorship. Somebody get us some fucking please.
- 45:28Speaker 2: He said, it's protein.
- 45:29Speaker 3: Coke, protein coke.
- 45:31Speaker 1: If they made.
- 45:32Speaker 2: Protein like cokes, that is that we could just do
- 45:34Speaker 2: lines of it. I mean I thought there was no
- 45:37Speaker 2: that's bump, that's caffeine.
- 45:39Speaker 3: They did do cannon bumps too. Have you seen that ship?
- 45:41Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 45:42Speaker 1: That ship was so horrible. I tried it.
- 45:43Speaker 5: I never tried it, but I I wanted to try
- 45:45Speaker 5: it once just to say I did it. But it
- 45:47Speaker 5: looked really trashy, like who the who the fuck is
- 45:49Speaker 5: walking around with pretend cocaine.
- 45:51Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if it gave you the fucking
- 45:56Speaker 2: thrill though, like if it actually gave you a little
- 45:58Speaker 2: fucking like.
- 45:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starring in the club.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Like if it gave you that fucking throw, then I
- 46:02Speaker 1: mean why not.
- 46:03Speaker 2: But if it's just gonna be like I'm like, I'm
- 46:05Speaker 2: gonna get high, Like nah, bro, Like this it's such
- 46:07Speaker 2: a fucking such a mind fuck, Like I'm like, I'm
- 46:11Speaker 2: thinking that I'm doing this because.
- 46:12Speaker 1: It's like i want to replicate a party type of
- 46:14Speaker 1: vibe and I'm like.
- 46:15Speaker 3: Taking a nap.
- 46:16Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because because T a C and powder form
- 46:22Speaker 2: is like the most powerful version of it.
- 46:26Speaker 4: What is it?
- 46:27Speaker 2: If it's in powder form? Like if you take the
- 46:29Speaker 2: actual extract and to powder form and you fucking like
- 46:32Speaker 2: put like a like a scoop under your.
- 46:34Speaker 1: Tongue, you will be so wrecked.
- 46:38Speaker 2: Hmm, not erect, so wrecked, so erect, bro, you'd be
- 46:42Speaker 2: so fucking wrecked, dog, Like, because it gets soaked up.
- 46:45Speaker 2: It gets like sucked up to your bloodstream like the fastest.
- 46:49Speaker 2: It breaks it down the fastest too, because it's like
- 46:51Speaker 2: it's it's the powder, so it gets with with liquid,
- 46:53Speaker 2: it gets broken down. Your saliva takes it. Yeah, dog,
- 46:56Speaker 2: it's it's fire.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Had the drops it don't work for me.
- 47:02Speaker 5: I tried I'm a Bunch, but for some reason, that
- 47:04Speaker 5: doesn't hit the way I wanted to.
- 47:05Speaker 2: Ever done acid drops one time, Yeah, mement up with
- 47:10Speaker 2: the drops like like it was a it was a
- 47:13Speaker 2: jail tab, but it just like takes the fucking one
- 47:15Speaker 2: drop and it's just like, oh damn, was the.
- 47:17Speaker 1: Last time you seted it up? The last time you
- 47:21Speaker 1: set it up? That's it.
- 47:27Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 47:29Speaker 5: Coachella, I remember how much how much shid did you do?
- 47:34Speaker 5: I've only done acid once, but the guy dosed me
- 47:37Speaker 5: four hits and I didn't know what I was doing.
- 47:39Speaker 5: And yeah, that was it was like eighteen No, this
- 47:43Speaker 5: is when I was in college.
- 47:44Speaker 1: He's like, we're going to teach you a thing or
- 47:46Speaker 1: two about cinstership.
- 47:49Speaker 2: That ship was cool for me. I wanted more, but
- 47:51Speaker 2: I know if I had more, it bit too much.
- 47:54Speaker 5: It's funny because like I took it and I was
- 47:56Speaker 5: having a really good time for the first eight hours,
- 47:59Speaker 5: and then uh, when I peeked, I like told my homies.
- 48:02Speaker 5: I was like, just in case they say you're doing
- 48:04Speaker 5: anything dumb, this shit just hit and they both just
- 48:07Speaker 5: turn around, like look me up and down. Don't say anything,
- 48:11Speaker 5: and then go back to watching their movie. I was like, Fuck,
- 48:14Speaker 5: these guys can't hear me. I didn't say anything out loud,
- 48:16Speaker 5: did I? So I'm starting to freak out. I put
- 48:20Speaker 5: on my like audio book, but I didn't realize it
- 48:22Speaker 5: was in two point five speed.
- 48:24Speaker 3: So it's just like like just like gibberish.
- 48:27Speaker 5: I was like, fuck, my brain's broken, and so the
- 48:30Speaker 5: that's the worst I've you hearing, Yeah, dude, I like
- 48:32Speaker 5: I really thought I had like a setup, like so
- 48:35Speaker 5: I'd be good to not have a bad trip, and
- 48:37Speaker 5: then just a couple of other things happened, and then
- 48:41Speaker 5: I just remember like falling, falling asleep, of blacking out
- 48:44Speaker 5: on the ground, falling into this like vortex of like
- 48:48Speaker 5: crazy little colors and shit. And then I remember just
- 48:51Speaker 5: kind of like unblacking out, just saying my.
- 48:53Speaker 3: Name over and over again on the floor. It was horrible, dude.
- 48:57Speaker 3: It was the worst fucking day.
- 48:59Speaker 2: I was so f you know the I I used
- 49:02Speaker 2: to have the microdose, the little micro dippin dots version
- 49:05Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, And I remember I was at a
- 49:08Speaker 2: brewery and I was drinking and out while I was
- 49:11Speaker 2: on like I already had build the tolerance things. So
- 49:13Speaker 2: I was taking it like five at a time, bro,
- 49:15Speaker 2: and just taking it. And I remember I was feeling good, dog,
- 49:18Speaker 2: and and I'm drinking, but I have to pee and
- 49:22Speaker 2: there's a trash can next to the toilet, and every
- 49:26Speaker 2: time I go to the bathroom, Dog, I'm laughing as
- 49:29Speaker 2: I'm peen because I'm laughing because I'm peeing in the
- 49:31Speaker 2: trash can.
- 49:32Speaker 3: Mom found, Mom found the p drawers.
- 49:37Speaker 4: Got to clean that up, dog, Some some Mexican fucking
- 49:40Speaker 4: janitors all there and fucking look at this trash can
- 49:43Speaker 4: full of LSD piss. Honestly, ship, I bet like clean up.
- 49:49Speaker 5: Ping and random places is like an American tradition.
- 49:53Speaker 1: You're not supposed to.
- 49:54Speaker 5: So yeah, Mexican jan no, no, no hear thiss.
- 50:00Speaker 3: Okay.
- 50:00Speaker 5: So there was this, there's this this one time a
- 50:03Speaker 5: long time, Like, well, you're okay. So my my piece
- 50:06Speaker 5: story is, uh, I was doing a party for Paul
- 50:09Speaker 5: Wall back in Texas.
- 50:11Speaker 4: White people's shit.
- 50:12Speaker 3: White people shit. But it was funny because like I
- 50:14Speaker 3: was young and they were I was like, okay, can.
- 50:16Speaker 4: You pay me?
- 50:16Speaker 5: And they're like no, it's good for exposure. So I
- 50:18Speaker 5: get in there a little mad if I'm doing it
- 50:21Speaker 5: for the exposure, and then they give me margarita after
- 50:24Speaker 5: margarita and like, I don't finish my drink before they
- 50:26Speaker 5: put another one in the DJ booth. So by the
- 50:29Speaker 5: end of this fucking show, this party, I'm fucking shit faced,
- 50:33Speaker 5: And I remember I had to go to the bathroom
- 50:35Speaker 5: like we're about to leave, and then I was like,
- 50:38Speaker 5: you know what, fuck these people. I pissed all over
- 50:41Speaker 5: that bathroom. I peed on everything, and then fast forward
- 50:46Speaker 5: like yeah, yeah, I was an asshole. So but then
- 50:50Speaker 5: fast forward like a few years later, go on tour.
- 50:54Speaker 5: We're at the House of Blues and Dallas. This venue
- 50:57Speaker 5: is connected to that. The guy's watching us play with
- 50:59Speaker 5: Awe Nation and Ship and he's like, hey, we have
- 51:01Speaker 5: a we have a lounge, like would you want to
- 51:04Speaker 5: come DJ? And I was like, you know what, why not?
- 51:07Speaker 5: Like what what's the budget look like? And he was like, well,
- 51:09Speaker 5: we don't have any more petty cash, but you and
- 51:11Speaker 5: your friends can drink for free. And I was like
- 51:12Speaker 5: all right, So we get up there, we party. They
- 51:15Speaker 5: get they make the mistake of getting me shit faced again,
- 51:19Speaker 5: and I remember just being like, you know what for tradition,
- 51:22Speaker 5: and I just went in there and I just pissed
- 51:24Speaker 5: all over everything again. So you know, hopefully, yeah, how
- 51:27Speaker 5: hopefully those people start paying people pay people.
- 51:30Speaker 4: You agreed to do it for free, you motherfucker.
- 51:33Speaker 1: You're like, yeall drink and then they get you drunk,
- 51:35Speaker 1: and you're.
- 51:35Speaker 5: Like many man start paying people, start paying people.
- 51:45Speaker 4: So, dude, if if anyone ever pisses in the bathrooms downstairs,
- 51:49Speaker 4: I don't know exactly who didn't get paid.
- 51:53Speaker 2: The way the way you really fucking r Like, if
- 51:55Speaker 2: you really, like I want to wreck a bathroom in
- 51:57Speaker 2: somebody's house, not only do you piece the like where
- 52:00Speaker 2: you take like you find out where the extra rolls
- 52:02Speaker 2: are at, and you know where.
- 52:03Speaker 1: The tanks in the back take the little.
- 52:07Speaker 2: And just fucking you'll just see like every time the
- 52:09Speaker 2: flush the toilet, like little fishes of just paper keep
- 52:11Speaker 2: coming up.
- 52:12Speaker 3: That's such a dickhead move.
- 52:15Speaker 1: That one. That's a new one piece of ship.
- 52:18Speaker 4: The only way you know this is because you've done this.
- 52:21Speaker 2: What you know about cracking the egg in the air
- 52:25Speaker 2: vent of the car, not inside, but where the windshield
- 52:29Speaker 2: means the hood. Yeah, crack an egg right there, bro,
- 52:32Speaker 2: Nobody will ever find it and just yo, hell yeah,
- 52:40Speaker 2: just literally crack it in the middle of summer, and
- 52:44Speaker 2: then the worst thing is that they'll be.
- 52:45Speaker 1: Flies trying to get in there, bro, baggots.
- 52:48Speaker 2: Because there's literally like a little little vent, yeah, a little.
- 52:52Speaker 1: Vent right there.
- 52:52Speaker 4: Bro.
- 52:53Speaker 3: Then it is that's so fucked up.
- 52:56Speaker 1: That was a horrible one.
- 52:57Speaker 3: Toothpaste sucks. You get that on your skin. It doesn't
- 53:01Speaker 3: come off as easy as you think. Like alcohol for toothpastes.
- 53:05Speaker 1: I didn't even just wash your.
- 53:06Speaker 3: Hands, dude. No, no, no, like when I was well,
- 53:12Speaker 3: now it's turning it.
- 53:12Speaker 5: We're talking about pranks and ship So just like when
- 53:15Speaker 5: I was like a kid, we would put toothpaste and
- 53:17Speaker 5: like somebody's like arm breaking, little bendy dude, it happened
- 53:21Speaker 5: to me once, and it doesn't come out as easy
- 53:23Speaker 5: as you think.
- 53:24Speaker 4: What the fuck are you talking about?
- 53:26Speaker 1: What kind of toothpaste was it?
- 53:28Speaker 3: No, crest, I was in like middle school.
- 53:32Speaker 4: Kids.
- 53:33Speaker 5: I was just saying, I'm just contributing to the fucking
- 53:36Speaker 5: talking about pissoning places again.
- 53:39Speaker 4: A prank, but.
- 53:42Speaker 1: We're not the story.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Yeah, taking what was the other things? Taking the ship
- 53:48Speaker 2: random place? You can't hold it, no mohere that horrible one.
- 53:52Speaker 4: No, bro, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sit there.
- 53:54Speaker 4: Come on, I've had about I've had to go, but
- 53:58Speaker 4: not on purpose. Racked And like I said, I.
- 54:00Speaker 1: Know, I'm not saying like you're planning the ship.
- 54:01Speaker 3: You're like, you know what, it's like, I'm gonna go
- 54:03Speaker 3: poop somewhere.
- 54:04Speaker 4: Today doing that.
- 54:05Speaker 2: But no, that's too much. Have you but have you?
- 54:08Speaker 2: Have you ever had to go and then you're just
- 54:09Speaker 2: like you just pull over, You're just like, fucking I'm
- 54:11Speaker 2: gonna just take a ship bath room.
- 54:13Speaker 1: No, but I'll talk about there's no bathroom for.
- 54:15Speaker 4: It's been a long time since. I have to imagine
- 54:19Speaker 4: when we live in la I don't live in the
- 54:20Speaker 4: middle of the woods, Bros. Bathrooms pretty this is what about?
- 54:23Speaker 2: But this is your big beard huggers, Like you have
- 54:25Speaker 2: to walk all the way up the mount of again.
- 54:28Speaker 4: Oh, that would suck.
- 54:30Speaker 1: Imagine the icy ship.
- 54:32Speaker 3: It would just be steam rising.
- 54:35Speaker 1: It would just be fucking just like Melty, that'd.
- 54:38Speaker 2: Be crazy nice. Damn their ships the desert they're breaking. Yeah,
- 54:47Speaker 2: take a ship in the middle of the ride. Okay,
- 54:50Speaker 2: that's the best place you get. I mean, I don't
- 54:52Speaker 2: know man like if he Yeah, that's the best place.
- 54:54Speaker 2: That's pretty relaxing. Actually, it's all quiet here, sucking random
- 54:59Speaker 2: ship and win you feel primal.
- 55:02Speaker 3: Yeah, it fucking kicks the dirt when he's done with
- 55:05Speaker 3: it like a dog. What is in this joint? Though?
- 55:08Speaker 3: By the way, this says me fucked up? Right now?
- 55:10Speaker 1: What is that?
- 55:11Speaker 3: I got the purple and orange.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Half skitals, half lemon cherry.
- 55:15Speaker 3: That is stupid. It's good. Yeah, Oh, I just realized
- 55:19Speaker 3: how fucking high I am.
- 55:21Speaker 2: And there's a point three rosin in there that too. Also,
- 55:26Speaker 2: don't forget to super chat it up today if you
- 55:28Speaker 2: guys want to win some prizes today we're gonna be
- 55:31Speaker 2: giving away to uh we don't smoke the same care packages,
- 55:34Speaker 2: So make.
- 55:35Speaker 1: Sure you guys, uh, you guys super chatted up. Let
- 55:38Speaker 1: me know, uh what is it?
- 55:40Speaker 2: Once you win, like several of you guys have before,
- 55:43Speaker 2: and we can go ahead and coordinate sending your stuff out.
- 55:47Speaker 1: So make sure you guys do that.
- 55:49Speaker 2: And you guys also secure your tickets for four twenty
- 55:53Speaker 2: at the Comedy Store. Four to twenty at the Comedy Store,
- 55:56Speaker 2: we're doing a podcast last comedy show.
- 55:58Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good time. Don't us out.
- 56:00Speaker 2: Get yourself with VI people if you can, because it's
- 56:03Speaker 2: the best way to spend for twenty Let's fucking sell
- 56:05Speaker 2: out the main room, smoking the fuck out.
- 56:11Speaker 4: With you x or No fool, you've been watching, you've
- 56:13Speaker 4: been keeping up with the fucking cartel shut down to Mexico.
- 56:17Speaker 3: I thought it was a fake.
- 56:19Speaker 4: I know it happened, but just riding dog blam, you
- 56:26Speaker 4: know what.
- 56:26Speaker 1: I saw the meme that it was just like, Yo,
- 56:28Speaker 1: it's kind of gay. They're writing this hard for woman.
- 56:32Speaker 4: Natural bro, that kills it. That was crazy. Remember when
- 56:36Speaker 4: that shit happened.
- 56:37Speaker 1: I also seen the memes of that fool. He's like, wait,
- 56:39Speaker 1: that fool waiting for the fade when he gets to have.
- 56:43Speaker 4: That's it's all high, bro. They want the media want
- 56:47Speaker 4: to The United States wants to go into Mexico. They
- 56:49Speaker 4: want to put a military base in Mexico. And the
- 56:51Speaker 4: only way to do it hell no, damn no. That's
- 56:56Speaker 4: one thing Mexico does not want because guess what happens
- 56:58Speaker 4: when the US puts the military.
- 56:59Speaker 1: Base in your country spreading.
- 57:01Speaker 4: They never leave, bro, They never leave, bro. They said
- 57:04Speaker 4: they might go there for two years. Help out the country.
- 57:06Speaker 4: You know, we're here to help out the country, you know, democracy,
- 57:09Speaker 4: and then this.
- 57:11Speaker 1: B they got that bi up in your ship.
- 57:13Speaker 4: Got see I open here? No bro, that's why like
- 57:16Speaker 4: they'll they'll let them help out. But this is yeah, bro,
- 57:20Speaker 4: that's what that's what they want. They want people to
- 57:22Speaker 4: be like, look, they're terrorists something on these stuffs, like like,
- 57:26Speaker 4: were how about we catch the pedophiles? We got here first.
- 57:29Speaker 3: I was about to say we were about those fulls first,
- 57:33Speaker 3: give us the rest of the goddamn files.
- 57:35Speaker 4: Crazy.
- 57:38Speaker 2: They're both they're both fucked up, like crimes and ship
- 57:41Speaker 2: like that.
- 57:42Speaker 1: But you're just like, bro, what.
- 57:44Speaker 2: Your You're just like hold the people accountable or like
- 57:49Speaker 2: save the whole continent of Mexico.
- 57:51Speaker 3: Hold the people accountable.
- 57:54Speaker 4: Both. Yeah, they're doing more damage.
- 57:59Speaker 1: Oh kids, kids, kids.
- 58:02Speaker 2: On an island, operations in all fifty states, flawlessly human trafficking.
- 58:09Speaker 1: So who do you think they're trying to sold these
- 58:11Speaker 1: fools the kids? Find the kids? Who do you think sold?
- 58:13Speaker 1: They do that on the kids and say people are
- 58:15Speaker 1: trying to rest.
- 58:15Speaker 2: The fucking guys are selling the kids to the Mexic
- 58:17Speaker 2: A fucking little sort of Mexican who sold them the kids.
- 58:21Speaker 2: You can you know how a business. You know how
- 58:24Speaker 2: business works. It all stays in the circle. You know
- 58:28Speaker 2: how it works.
- 58:29Speaker 1: I'm just saying you can't really compare both. They both
- 58:31Speaker 1: have to go down. But I'm saying you can't be
- 58:33Speaker 1: like you choose what. But the point is.
- 58:35Speaker 4: That what a coincidence that they captured Menchell when the
- 58:38Speaker 4: fucking files are being let loose. If we're even gonna
- 58:40Speaker 4: believe that, it's look over here, don't look over here
- 58:43Speaker 4: type of ship. All uh, we got the fucking worst
- 58:46Speaker 4: drug dealer in the world, even though we're fucking pedals,
- 58:50Speaker 4: even though there's fucking things of us eating kids. Look
- 58:53Speaker 4: over here.
- 58:53Speaker 5: Though, yo, Like the eating kids thing is crazy, Like,
- 58:58Speaker 5: I mean, all of it's crazy.
- 58:59Speaker 3: But that's the one. I was like, dude, jerky, like,
- 59:03Speaker 3: is it good?
- 59:05Speaker 4: They call it pizza? You might like it pizza?
- 59:09Speaker 3: Is it Pisa or pizza?
- 59:12Speaker 4: You don't Mexican kids too? I don't think Mexican.
- 59:16Speaker 5: You see an email from fucking uh David Hawking, He's like,
- 59:22Speaker 5: I want a pizza.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Here the Mexican pizza's back. You got a Mexican pizza?
- 59:28Speaker 4: Did you do?
- 59:28Speaker 3: You want a pizza?
- 59:29Speaker 1: Or Peka, Mexican pizza.
- 59:31Speaker 3: I'll take one piazza please, Mexican pizza. Taco Bell, Yeah,
- 59:36Speaker 3: I like their everything. I like Taco Bell. It's like
- 59:41Speaker 3: I was gonna go on a rant.
- 59:42Speaker 4: I was like, nah, I got you, I got Nidia.
- 59:44Speaker 4: Isn't here you and fun each other? Me and him?
- 59:49Speaker 3: Yeah, under the table right, yeah? No, Why why would
- 59:52Speaker 3: I be jerking.
- 59:53Speaker 1: Off nitty taco person? No?
- 59:55Speaker 3: I love Taco Bell. Taco the taco's also good.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Love taco.
- 1:00:01Speaker 5: Oh I'm not like Dell Taco. I haven't gone to enough.
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: I work right by a Taco Bell. So I freaking
- 1:00:08Speaker 5: frequent the ship out of that.
- 1:00:11Speaker 1: Yeah, rock just eat that so much as ships are
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: just splats.
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: It's a splay.
- 1:00:17Speaker 1: Taco Bell no solid.
- 1:00:20Speaker 5: Hey man, I call it being efficient all right out
- 1:00:24Speaker 5: quick as possible.
- 1:00:28Speaker 4: That yeah. Bill Gates fucking admitted to it.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: Though.
- 1:00:31Speaker 4: What he did to Russian.
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: Hooker, Oh yeah for him.
- 1:00:37Speaker 4: That for that nerdy asth motherfucker, the Microsoft fucking guy,
- 1:00:41Speaker 4: Michael Soft.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: That's nothing compared to all the Soft.
- 1:00:48Speaker 3: I said.
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: I said, Michael Soft, Micro and Soft, I see where
- 1:00:53Speaker 4: you're going Soft.
- 1:00:57Speaker 3: So yeah, he's sub with a Russian process. Dude boom
- 1:01:01Speaker 3: and his wife.
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: He didn't.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: If you don't know that you're getting medicine or drugs,
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: that's getting roof.
- 1:01:11Speaker 3: Ruf is with roof and all is.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: Like you're putting. You're like to no, you roofie Tommy. No,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I dosed him.
- 1:01:19Speaker 5: Why did you roofie Tommy? That sounds a little gay.
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: I dosed him, dosed, That's what Bill said.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: I dosed my wife.
- 1:01:31Speaker 4: But Bill Cosby says, I just dosed.
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: It was medicine.
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: And the pudding putting in these.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: We were just making sure Tommy didn't take nothing home
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: to his wife.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: God.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: Now, it's just we really wanted Tommy to sing. So
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: I just put a little pep in a step.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: What did you put in there? I'm curious.
- 1:01:56Speaker 1: Put an iceberg in his beer, A.
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: Little crack in the drink, A cracking pop, cracking pop.
- 1:02:04Speaker 2: The moment he came back and he chucked the funk
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: out of that beard, me tell you, And he was like, man,
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: I feel good.
- 1:02:12Speaker 3: Beer's really good, Beard, you have any more of that beer?
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: Beer?
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: He chugged the beer, he looked over it. He's only
- 1:02:18Speaker 4: say you got that got that full?
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Oh?
- 1:02:26Speaker 4: He can't.
- 1:02:26Speaker 3: He was quick to it. He was like, oh, okay,
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: I know what this is.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: I don't know how.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: His first time getting drugged.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: He probably has those like Shrek ears. Yeah, like they
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: fucking moving ship. He was like, hell, yeah, I can't wait.
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: It's Tommy senses tingling.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Yeah, you're doing that card show, smoke shows and games again.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: Oh I gotta hit him mob.
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: I don't know that last time it was cool, but
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: I was they were charging too much and I was,
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: but then I don't know. This time, I might be like, hey,
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I might might not, but it coming up.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Yeah, back next month? Is it strange? And game?
- 1:03:13Speaker 3: It's was this the Pokemon thing that you went to?
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're finally I don't know, they got more
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: more card vendors in there. So I have a big
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: list now, I got a bigger list.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: It's not just me and the.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: You interested in trading with people and stuff like that
- 1:03:30Speaker 2: and on personal collections, yeah, fucking I'm interested in trading
- 1:03:33Speaker 2: with finding something for your personal collecting, but not for
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: like trade to sell or something. No, like there's like
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: fucking yeah, I mean I might trade to sell with
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: certain things, but it just depends, like because it's certain cards.
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: I'm into collecting, like like I like collecting, like like
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: all the Pikachu's that have been released. So I have
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: a book where I just have Chase one. I was
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: watching this fucking I was watching this i G video
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: and it was telling me the pull rates percentages, saying that.
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: That's when you know you're a gambler.
- 1:04:09Speaker 4: He gambles, why don't you go look at poker percentage?
- 1:04:12Speaker 4: I never I never go study.
- 1:04:14Speaker 2: This is the reason I fucking have such amazing polls
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: because I never buy the packs.
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: With knowing any of the pool rates.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: Like I just literally go like I'm like, oh great,
- 1:04:23Speaker 2: I got something, and I'm just like what it look at?
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: Guy got type of ship? It says for me, it's
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: just pure fucking luck. If I found out the pool rates,
- 1:04:30Speaker 2: then not fucking be like the rest of his asks
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: us to be like journey together.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: I want the pool reachser shot on that.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Yeah, and I heard one of them or two of
- 1:04:40Speaker 2: them are like every one in thirteen hundred. It's like
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: a fucking good like the of the best cards or whatever. Alright,
- 1:04:48Speaker 2: big hit or something. What the fuck that's hard?
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it's one of those things. The
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: pool rates.
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm into it, but at the same
- 1:04:57Speaker 2: time I love it, so I don't try not to
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: fucking overdo it, like even whenever into like if I
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: were to see it at fucking Stories or something like that,
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: like today, I was able to get what I could,
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like online and just that's
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: you just gotta be there on time. By the way,
- 1:05:12Speaker 2: Tomorrow's motherfucking Pokemon Day for everybody who fucking follows it
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: is the thirtieth anniversary. That's right, thirty fucking years this
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: franchise has been alive, and that's been maintaining such a
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: loyal fan base, including myself and tomorrow. There are a
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: lot of fucking dope ass fucking what is it drops
- 1:05:31Speaker 2: for all the collectors and resellers and if you're trying
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: to have anything there, so make sure you're up early.
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: They have that video that should be dropping tonight at midnight,
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: because it isn't. I think it's just no, I'm sorry,
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: it's Tokyo. They drop it in Tokyo first because it
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: is in Japan, and then they drop it out here
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: in America, So seven am it should be out here.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: That tells you all the updates that should be coming.
- 1:05:54Speaker 2: The game drops tomorrow, Red and Blue if I'm sorry,
- 1:05:56Speaker 2: Red and Green. If you want to download that, add
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: me on a tendoll switch be on that as there's
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: hell of drops going on. Adidas Hilo, there's a lot
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: of cards, thirtieth anniversary drop, Santa Cruz is doing a second.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna be on the computer all day tomorrow
- 1:06:16Speaker 2: just clicking and trying to reserve ship because it's a
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: lot of drops going on tomorrow. And don't forget to
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: go outside and a lot of you fools that go
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: card shop and put the order in on before we
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: go outside, right.
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: Car next card show.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: I'm a fucking hit up AX, like, hey, forgive samples
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: out there, like these motherfuckers need to know a thing
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: or two about this ship, like sh but like no,
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: for real though, Like there's a lot of events, so
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: hit up your local card shop.
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: They probably doing promos and all this stuff.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: There's a lot of dope stuff going around Pokemon go
- 1:06:47Speaker 2: still things, so don't feel ashamed to fucking participating. If
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: you like it, go go out there and fucking you
- 1:06:53Speaker 2: could be doing worse things.
- 1:06:54Speaker 4: If you're gay, you're gay. Everyone knows bat pikach.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: You know, Pokemon goes supposed to be a conspiracy on
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: giving the enemy the fucking our territory, our location.
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: And all that, given the Chinese regime.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your seventeenth favorite Pokemon?
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: Seventeenth?
- 1:07:16Speaker 5: Yeah, now like your first year, secondary third, Like, what's
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: your seventeenth favorite Pokemon?
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: Gotta be something like basic bro like fucking.
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: I don't know, like a fucking geo dude.
- 1:07:29Speaker 1: Probably like a vulpicks bultpicks.
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: Okay, that's a good one. That's a good one. That's
- 1:07:32Speaker 3: a good pool, Like.
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: It's still good.
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's top twenty.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: Into something bad ass.
- 1:07:38Speaker 5: But like my go to fire, Yeah, I feel like
- 1:07:41Speaker 5: mine would actually be uh probably like oh my god,
- 1:07:47Speaker 5: what what's the the little slappy guy that ends up
- 1:07:50Speaker 5: getting four arms from the original one fifty.
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: One champ? Yeah whatever, his middle version of Here's old
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: sick Man.
- 1:08:00Speaker 4: Well, I like that character.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: He's a good character.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: You know what thought that would be the one that
- 1:08:03Speaker 2: Rock would have, like, yeah, he spots me at the gym,
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: I spot like come on, dog, let's go.
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he's would be like me and a chopper
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: out of here spot.
- 1:08:14Speaker 3: That arcanine Arcanine was sick too.
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: Tommy would have a stupid ass side dog working at
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: his shop.
- 1:08:19Speaker 3: Fuck yeah he would, that'd be so sick.
- 1:08:21Speaker 2: Yeah, he would have it in there, and he'd have
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: a little Yama on him in his little fucking blue.
- 1:08:25Speaker 4: Shot with that motherfucker looking like Epstein over there, and
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: that it's.
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: Not him his shop.
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: His shop, Tommy looks a little your shop looks like
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: Epstein's island. You kind of start looking like Epstein, know
- 1:08:38Speaker 4: what I mean.
- 1:08:39Speaker 5: It's like Tommy's walking around and just like the half
- 1:08:44Speaker 5: zip sweater with the little logo and.
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: There's nothing but pizza boxes inside. Have you been in
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: the studio.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: In his the little massage parlor in the back, Oh,
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: there's like a pink room in the back. It's a store,
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: but there's like the store in the front is like
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: all the clothes and stuff, and they got the Pokemon
- 1:09:02Speaker 3: cards on the ceiling and stuff. It's really cool. And
- 1:09:04Speaker 3: then you go in the back and it's pinks.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: There's a painting of Bill Clinton on the wall.
- 1:09:09Speaker 3: I did not have.
- 1:09:12Speaker 4: What that one with the Bill Clinton in the red dresser.
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: Who has that original painting? Though? Dude?
- 1:09:17Speaker 4: That must go for millions of dollars we were talking about.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: I know, but who has that?
- 1:09:19Speaker 4: Like the government? Who what happened?
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:09:22Speaker 4: Will Bill might want that back?
- 1:09:24Speaker 3: I've been like, wait, what does that look like?
- 1:09:26Speaker 9: Have you seen these videos of all these all these
- 1:09:29Speaker 9: YouTubers that have been there quote unquote, Oh, we're gonna
- 1:09:32Speaker 9: visit the island and they fucking go there on a
- 1:09:34Speaker 9: jet ski and they fucking they make up logging, they
- 1:09:36Speaker 9: walk around the island and these are these fools are
- 1:09:38Speaker 9: walking around at ebsceeen Island and then they eventually they're like, oh,
- 1:09:42Speaker 9: ship security is coming and they get on the jet
- 1:09:43Speaker 9: skiing take off.
- 1:09:44Speaker 4: We've had one of those guys on tinfoil high that has.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: Been in there.
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: Yeah, how come they don't go inside the building because
- 1:09:50Speaker 4: locked up? That's right proper. You're not even supposed to be.
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: That's being bro, You're not even supposed to. Yeah, you
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: don't think they have a gun. They can kind of
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: shoot you, bro, if they really want you.
- 1:09:57Speaker 3: It's a stand your ground island.
- 1:09:59Speaker 4: You won't be the first fucking person killed on that isel.
- 1:10:01Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
- 1:10:03Speaker 1: I mean maybe shot.
- 1:10:05Speaker 4: No, there's people been that's that's.
- 1:10:07Speaker 3: That and yeah, that's where they eat the babies.
- 1:10:12Speaker 4: You don't think they've ever got crossed the line with
- 1:10:14Speaker 4: some of these fucking crazy shit that they do. They're like, oh, fuck,
- 1:10:16Speaker 4: we weren't supposed to tie the not that that tight.
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Oh like beating a prostitute to death on accident.
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: She tries to escape, Yeah, beat her on accident.
- 1:10:25Speaker 4: She tries to pull her hair, She hits herself in
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: the door.
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: Do it again, Just keep shoving dollar bills down her mouth?
- 1:10:32Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. I'm just saying, bro, like when
- 1:10:34Speaker 4: people when people were like, oh they just got no
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: crazy shit happened there.
- 1:10:39Speaker 3: I don't doubt it.
- 1:10:40Speaker 5: I mean, I still can't believe people ate babies. That's crazy.
- 1:10:44Speaker 5: I think that's the one thing that I'm like, if
- 1:10:45Speaker 5: you had told me that ten years ago, I'd be like,
- 1:10:47Speaker 5: all right, sure, Jim, I tell you guys that pizza gate. Yeah,
- 1:10:52Speaker 5: well the pizza gate that they were talking about that building.
- 1:10:56Speaker 5: But that's all I'm saying is like, talk.
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: About I've been on this pocket guys, you're almost we're
- 1:11:01Speaker 4: almost on it.
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: But hey, shots, everybody who.
- 1:11:03Speaker 4: Bought tickets episode one thousand of the fucking Tenfold hat
- 1:11:06Speaker 4: out there in Texas at the mother Ship.
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: At one thousand. Yeah, bro am talking ship talking about
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: one thousand. I would have thought you guys would have
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: been been there because you guys do it like weekly, like.
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: Oh, we only need two weeks.
- 1:11:21Speaker 3: It's really cute how you guys said a.
- 1:11:23Speaker 4: Thousand three weeks. For like three or four years, it's
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: been here on Saturdays, all khrudles, all cooked out, still
- 1:11:30Speaker 4: me mostly.
- 1:11:32Speaker 3: Grinding your teeth.
- 1:11:34Speaker 4: Hey guys, I'll try to get easy on to convince
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: him we don't gotta do it to my how He's like, no,
- 1:11:39Speaker 4: fuck you pull up?
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: Yeah, being wasted.
- 1:11:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I would always text me I'll be parting on
- 1:11:46Speaker 4: to in the morning.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: Finally at a thousand, thank you, thank you.
- 1:11:50Speaker 4: That's a good time.
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: What episode are we are?
- 1:11:52Speaker 6: Right?
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: Do we know?
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: Six? Something like six fifty six?
- 1:11:57Speaker 3: Damn great number.
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: Did you see that video with Tyler olivera about the
- 1:12:04Speaker 4: Jews in New Jersey? New Juy she bro this those
- 1:12:10Speaker 4: Patreon got canceled. They're going after this motherfucker.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: Patreon got canceled.
- 1:12:14Speaker 4: Bro, And I'm talking like when at a good amount
- 1:12:17Speaker 4: of money. But he went out there to New Jersey.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I've seen the video.
- 1:12:20Speaker 4: It's do you see the whole thing. It's not a minutes.
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: It's looking crazy crazy.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Talking about and stuff. Yeah. No, well, so there's.
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: I don't know, there's a there's a fucking place in uh,
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: there's a place in fucking Jersey they would wear like
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: it's nothing but Orthodox Jews that have taken.
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: Over it right, Like it's their country, bro, Like it's
- 1:12:44Speaker 4: their country.
- 1:12:44Speaker 2: And like a lot of them, they have a fucking kids,
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: the minimum type of ship and like, bro, they live
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: off the government like it's it's like, tell us.
- 1:12:55Speaker 3: More enlighteness, Bregalus for the story.
- 1:13:00Speaker 4: You know, So this foe goes to the city in
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: Lakewood and he already did a documentary about the Jews,
- 1:13:05Speaker 4: and that shuit kind of kind of hit hard. Bro.
- 1:13:07Speaker 4: He went to another one and this fool couldn't even
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: walk around the city without people honking at him, calling him,
- 1:13:13Speaker 4: calling him a boy, basically telling him, you're just doing
- 1:13:15Speaker 4: this for profit and he's just exploiting like what it
- 1:13:19Speaker 4: is there might be there's there's bad people in every
- 1:13:21Speaker 4: fucking community. So I mean, I don't really think he's
- 1:13:23Speaker 4: picking on them. But since this is the first time
- 1:13:25Speaker 4: they've ever been in the spotlight, they feel like, Oh,
- 1:13:27Speaker 4: they're picking on him, Like, how often do we talk
- 1:13:28Speaker 4: about black people on welfare all the time? How often
- 1:13:31Speaker 4: do we talk about Mexicans a fucking welfare and coming
- 1:13:34Speaker 4: over the country and stealing our resources all the time?
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: Since we talk about all the time, and gives a park.
- 1:13:38Speaker 4: It's the first time that they've ever been kind of
- 1:13:42Speaker 4: pointed at, are you.
- 1:13:42Speaker 3: Talking about Jewish people?
- 1:13:44Speaker 5: The hell was the Holocaust? So what the hell was
- 1:13:47Speaker 5: the Holocaust? They had a whole lot of attention on him.
- 1:13:49Speaker 4: Then that's that's the point. That's the last time that
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: they've ever because they've been the protected kind. I'm just saying,
- 1:13:54Speaker 4: and and and in this video, I'm just saying, there
- 1:13:56Speaker 4: might be good people and bad people, but bet Tyler
- 1:13:58Speaker 4: Olivera is going to these fucking communities and showing the
- 1:14:02Speaker 4: welfare in all these fucking communities, and he's literally.
- 1:14:05Speaker 2: I mean, the guy, the guy taught me that that word,
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: what the hell go on?
- 1:14:10Speaker 4: What is it?
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: Whatever it is?
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: And that's pretty much what it's like the opposite of
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: anti Semitic stuff, So that's what I understood.
- 1:14:18Speaker 3: So it's absolutely semitic.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I hate towys the other way towards I don't know.
- 1:14:25Speaker 3: Oh, I see what you're saying.
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think that's why you're not
- 1:14:28Speaker 1: a chosen one? Is what means if you're.
- 1:14:31Speaker 2: Not one of us, if you're not with us, you're
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: against us.
- 1:14:33Speaker 4: Right, they don'ton't say that, But you mean you're not
- 1:14:36Speaker 4: a chosen one? What does that mean?
- 1:14:37Speaker 3: Where do you go?
- 1:14:37Speaker 4: If you're not a chosen one?
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: You go to Hell. I'm just saying, if you're not
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: a chosen one.
- 1:14:41Speaker 3: Where juish people don't believe in hell, you go to hell.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Will you die.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: Hell?
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:14:47Speaker 4: But that dog's crazy, bro, and he got his patron canceled,
- 1:14:50Speaker 4: and they're really fucking trying to cancel this motherfucker. I mean,
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: he's going against.
- 1:14:53Speaker 2: Some and that's that's New York over there. So they
- 1:14:57Speaker 2: got the power of fucking go throll the TV ptty much?
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: Right?
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: Oh, little Israel?
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Do we have a little Israel in La No, it's everywhere.
- 1:15:10Speaker 3: It's called Hollywood.
- 1:15:12Speaker 4: It's that, it's that part of.
- 1:15:16Speaker 3: It.
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: It's that part of by Melrose.
- 1:15:21Speaker 4: Are you talking about Island?
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Yeah, going up Pilot, growing up Highland. There's a little
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: area where like this was. They own all those blocks
- 1:15:29Speaker 2: now and they have their own security.
- 1:15:30Speaker 1: Yeah, they have their own.
- 1:15:31Speaker 4: Security lake what they have their own security too.
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: Right yeah? They yeah.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: Yeah right here though, going up to Bury the Hills
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: from like so this forkt of ship canceled Like that's crazy,
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: but like what was the reason?
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: He's not He's feeling way worse.
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: Got power, bro, They're just tired of it. That's a
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: knop b.
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: They run the country.
- 1:15:57Speaker 1: That's crazy. Dog.
- 1:15:59Speaker 2: Other people you guns. These guys take you off the internet.
- 1:16:03Speaker 3: Bro, you're not allowed to be on the internet.
- 1:16:04Speaker 4: Get out.
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: They take your income because that guy was making a kid.
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: Did you see the interview He probably didn't, but did
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: you see the interview with Carlson.
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: And somebody said Robertson and Pico. Yeah, that's that's that's
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: a fucking super light Jewish area.
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: That's more west Side.
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: That's a great place to get a bagel, for sure,
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: for sure you have been there before.
- 1:16:25Speaker 1: They have like four bagel shops.
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: It's dank.
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: They don't want to make bagels. Time isn't Uni down
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: the street. Yeah, he just placed his fluix like fire.
- 1:16:39Speaker 1: It's a fucking stand. Make it with doritles really.
- 1:16:45Speaker 4: Though, it's not bad, but I don't think I can
- 1:16:47Speaker 4: get it.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: But sauce, red sauce and walla sauce. You believe it's
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: open twenty four to seven, Not that one. That's the
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: that's the tacoa spot.
- 1:16:55Speaker 4: We already ate stopping.
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: That.
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: You already want another one. I know you're happy.
- 1:17:02Speaker 3: I was a good ass sandwich. Dude, don't talk shit.
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: I definitely want another one of those sandwiches.
- 1:17:10Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, like that ship is fucking dang though. For
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: people that.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: Don't know, hoodies brought us sandwiches and he like made
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: the pastrami crispy.
- 1:17:20Speaker 3: God damn it. It was so good.
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just it. My headache was like what.
- 1:17:27Speaker 4: I felt.
- 1:17:27Speaker 5: I was like I was hung over all day and
- 1:17:29Speaker 5: then I had that and I feel amazing. I mean,
- 1:17:31Speaker 5: I'm tired in stone, but like I don't feel as
- 1:17:34Speaker 5: bad as I did.
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: That The sandwich cures people, dude.
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: Sure does.
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: Maybe that's why it's always traditionally men. I've always want
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: women to make them sand hear me, woman, make me
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: a sandwich, and they just always they had to make
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: it about themselves and talk about it's just to humanize it.
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: It's like, no, bitch is just bread and ham.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: I mean hard, It's not even hard, like you're that complicated.
- 1:17:58Speaker 4: It's not like I'm like, I'm not even.
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: We got a paper ship? Can we get a fucking sandwich?
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: Se asking for a cot or cold? Just a sandwich,
- 1:18:05Speaker 4: just bread and fucking ham and cheese.
- 1:18:07Speaker 2: That process meat is a carcinogen. Now what is as
- 1:18:11Speaker 2: a carcinogen?
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: Officially officially, Oh, ask for like a vegan sandwich.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Like, what do you think it has? He's like, let
- 1:18:20Speaker 1: me get a letters ramp.
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: I've been trying to get away from a lot of bullshit.
- 1:18:25Speaker 5: I mean, I've had a lot of fast food out
- 1:18:27Speaker 5: of necessity the past week, just because I was playing
- 1:18:29Speaker 5: a bunch of shows and stuff. I've just been trying
- 1:18:31Speaker 5: to cook my own food. I hadn't notice eating whole
- 1:18:34Speaker 5: hot dogs. I'm not even chewing them doctors.
- 1:18:39Speaker 3: Have you seen the dudes that do that and then
- 1:18:41Speaker 3: they just cough up like six hot dogs in a row.
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: That sounds disgusting.
- 1:18:47Speaker 3: Yeah, when I find it, I'm just gonna algorithm.
- 1:18:49Speaker 5: You watch it, dude, I built this algorithm brick by
- 1:18:52Speaker 5: brick bro.
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: Sometimes, like sometimes our algorithms cross bro.
- 1:18:55Speaker 3: Yeah, lots of catos.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: There's there's some videos where I'm like, I'm like, the
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: algorithm would be like all right, cool you and rock
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: like this cat video. And then it's be a video
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: that he just liked and I'm like, I lost like
- 1:19:06Speaker 2: some life looking at.
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: This, which like, okay, what's a video that you've seen
- 1:19:10Speaker 3: that I like?
- 1:19:10Speaker 2: There is the most fucking like You're like, dude, this
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: is ship that hasn't you don't know what's going on?
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: Is it like the people getting hurt videos or what?
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: It is the most randomst ship? And I'm like, who
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: the fuck watches this ship? And then it's like rock
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: like this ship. The funniest shit is watching Tommy like
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: all the sad family man fucking uh reals plates Tommy.
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dog Like.
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: Our algorithms crossed too, And I'm like, it's a thing, bro,
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: when your.
- 1:19:39Speaker 1: An algorithm gets crossed with mine.
- 1:19:40Speaker 2: I'm gonna judge you dogs like I'm gonna judge you
- 1:19:44Speaker 2: if you like some shit, And I'm like, damn, like
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: I'm a stand by my likes, you know what I mean.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Somebody's like, did you reading me to like you think.
- 1:19:51Speaker 3: You can shame me from what I like?
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: No, it's definitely some of it is brain poop or
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: I'm just like, you know, even for me, this is
- 1:19:59Speaker 2: a little bit like I lost some brain cells. Oh dude, yeah,
- 1:20:02Speaker 2: Like like three plates will be like like there was
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: one that I said. I was like, look who liked
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: this weather? There was like isn't it crazy how you
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: could be the star at work and you get home
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: and you tolerate all kinds of disrespects.
- 1:20:15Speaker 4: That it's some sad dad ship And then I'm just.
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: Like, fucking are you okay Tommy to send it?
- 1:20:25Speaker 2: How long do you think I fucking laughed before I
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: send it to you?
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: God? But he was just liking it.
- 1:20:30Speaker 4: He don't feel like that, bro. But to me, you know,
- 1:20:33Speaker 4: just like something, Bro, you sound like my. You sound
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: like my to me, you like, I just liked it.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: I liked it? To me? Is it observer like? Like
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: can you imagine it work? Imagine it worked? They're like, hey, Tommy's.
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: Here, Hey Tommy, Hey Tommy, Tommy, just come on, Tommy,
- 1:20:55Speaker 2: let's go.
- 1:20:56Speaker 4: And then the perituate you.
- 1:21:01Speaker 2: Give a podcast fun, you mean you're gonna watch the
- 1:21:05Speaker 2: podcast like watch the kids.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: That's why the morning.
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: So you don't think that you don't think that he
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: looked at that meme, but that ship he felt that
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: ship in.
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: His wait does he He's just scrolling liking ship.
- 1:21:21Speaker 4: Bro. Sometimes I get faded and I like, stupid ship.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:21:24Speaker 5: My favorite thing is that you can do the reshare
- 1:21:26Speaker 5: stuff and people can see like the stuff that you reshare.
- 1:21:29Speaker 3: So I want to see what he reshares hold on.
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: Let's see, he's only reshared one thing and it was
- 1:21:34Speaker 5: my wife hinting around to see if I will give
- 1:21:36Speaker 5: her some money.
- 1:21:37Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: Damn, he is on his sad dad ship.
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: Okay, but I see he doesn't. He doesn't reshare. You
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: have to your algorithms have to cross. Then, don't see
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: like it will be something that you're like, well, this
- 1:21:48Speaker 2: isn't traditionally what shows up.
- 1:21:49Speaker 4: Start algorithm.
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: Start sending me some of the ship that you see
- 1:21:52Speaker 3: in his because I want to get caught up. I
- 1:21:53Speaker 3: just want to. I want to peer into it.
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Send you the ship.
- 1:21:58Speaker 4: He's on sense, but he stands by it. So I
- 1:22:00Speaker 4: don't even give a fuck. Like somebody's just like that ship,
- 1:22:02Speaker 4: it's gonna be fucking liking. Sometimes we he.
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: Was like, could you believe this for the fucking march
- 1:22:07Speaker 2: in Germany.
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: I'm just like, hey, it's his street.
- 1:22:11Speaker 5: I usually send you like cat videos or memes of
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: like anime or some shit, but I gotta start sending
- 1:22:16Speaker 5: you the weird ship. I got like three people that
- 1:22:18Speaker 5: send me like, oh yeah.
- 1:22:20Speaker 4: Don't forget, guys. If you find any good means, don't
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: forget to send them to ease on to ease one
- 1:22:24Speaker 4: flavors by zone dot Com. He loves getting ship sent.
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: To him, But don't get mad when I send you
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: the ship out the ship, I like back, you know
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: what I mean, because my shit's gonna taint your algorithm.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: And then when then sooner or later, when my algorithm
- 1:22:36Speaker 1: strikes at the wrong time and your volume is.
- 1:22:39Speaker 3: All the way up, it's on you, buddy.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: You're gonna remember it.
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: But like I should have never read you never get
- 1:22:45Speaker 2: embarrassed and in the middle of public that something puffs
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: up like.
- 1:22:49Speaker 3: It's like the.
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: Ship.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a lot worse than that, but like, yeah,
- 1:22:55Speaker 2: there's like there's like somebody will send me a video.
- 1:22:58Speaker 2: It'll just be like it'll just be like the inward
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: over and over, like the hearty A.
- 1:23:05Speaker 3: I know what you're talking.
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm just like and there's like I remember
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: one time at the Bang that ship went off.
- 1:23:15Speaker 5: And I was just like you, oh, sorry, guy, sorry,
- 1:23:19Speaker 5: my phone has Tourette's.
- 1:23:22Speaker 3: H What was I gonna say?
- 1:23:24Speaker 1: Fuck?
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: I had something never mind moaning moaning thing, That's what
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: I was. Yeah, I get that all the time. I'm like,
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: God damn it.
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: But somebody actually records the ones for rock was there
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: recording his own moaning.
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: He's like, check this, yo.
- 1:23:41Speaker 3: Have you seen that dude that beat boxes and moans
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: at the same time. No, I'm sending that to you.
- 1:23:47Speaker 1: It's horrible beatboxer, not fucking modes.
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: It's horrible. Dogg He beat boxes and moans. It's not comfortable.
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: The beat boxing guy was dope.
- 1:23:55Speaker 2: Yeah, the beat boxing guy we had here was dope.
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: What was he like or some ship you know when
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: to speak Spanish? Tho right or something like.
- 1:24:02Speaker 4: They got your head?
- 1:24:03Speaker 3: When was this?
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: I think he was some kind of Hispanic.
- 1:24:06Speaker 3: You gotta have some kind of Spanish.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: That's him, that's that's him life.
- 1:24:16Speaker 3: That's what I think.
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: We should invite him to the comedy show and then
- 1:24:21Speaker 1: when he goes up.
- 1:24:22Speaker 5: There, Oh my god, dude, do fucking police Academy have
- 1:24:27Speaker 5: him just doing sound effects and ship.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: And because he because everybody's phone is uh, it's on
- 1:24:38Speaker 2: the fucking mind.
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: That the people know. I'm saying, the people who paid right.
- 1:24:43Speaker 4: Yeah I can get I know, but I'm saying, yeah,
- 1:24:46Speaker 4: foot but.
- 1:24:46Speaker 3: We're not talking you're gonna sneak a phone in.
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: We're talking about like this fool knows how to make
- 1:24:52Speaker 2: that noise with his mouth food.
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: So like everybody, like the people that work at the
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: store will probably be like, who's a food.
- 1:24:58Speaker 2: Nobody would be like looking for a And this was
- 1:25:01Speaker 2: over here doing it.
- 1:25:05Speaker 1: And this wood doesn't look like he's doing nothing, bro,
- 1:25:08Speaker 1: And he puts his lip to his side like like
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: it doesn't look like.
- 1:25:14Speaker 2: It's it's crazy, bro shout out to him. We got
- 1:25:17Speaker 2: to Geoff X, right, Geo f X. We gotta have
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: him back in here.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: Dog. He was cool.
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel super that he got.
- 1:25:24Speaker 4: Doesn't trying to ask him to teach you how to
- 1:25:26Speaker 4: do some type of looks so hard. I would have
- 1:25:29Speaker 4: been most simplest effect.
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: Remember, we're gonna ask him this ship on the air.
- 1:25:33Speaker 2: But he was like, no, it was about eating pussy,
- 1:25:37Speaker 2: you guys, don't you guys know he didn't want to.
- 1:25:41Speaker 4: But that's why you guys are like beginner podcasts. You
- 1:25:43Speaker 4: don't ask him before the podcast about you asked him
- 1:25:47Speaker 4: on the show, so they can't do it.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: Up type of ship like we were already. He was
- 1:25:51Speaker 2: just like, yeah, it's just like something about you know,
- 1:25:53Speaker 2: he has a girlfriend or some ship.
- 1:25:55Speaker 4: Yeah, I still would have asked.
- 1:25:59Speaker 2: So this is how you ruined relationships. Boundaries that it's
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: called boundaries.
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: For a reason.
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: You respect single He's like, yeah, all of a sudden,
- 1:26:09Speaker 2: he's like boundaries, their boundaries even consent, consent, it's a
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: normal question.
- 1:26:17Speaker 4: Were like, you've never just even the question, just the
- 1:26:23Speaker 4: way I'm asking it. Remember beatbox on the box answers yes,
- 1:26:27Speaker 4: l all bitches love it and the story keep going.
- 1:26:30Speaker 4: Your girlfriend gonna break up with because of that? Maybe
- 1:26:33Speaker 4: that sucks.
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: There weren't so much to do. Guys, man, they believe anything.
- 1:26:40Speaker 4: It's just if he knows he gets asked for it,
- 1:26:42Speaker 4: he should just have a super question.
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: Go watch the fucking Maybe we did ask him bout it,
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: we just don't remember, but I don't know.
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, I remember.
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: I remember I asked on the chat. I think I
- 1:26:54Speaker 4: super chatted it yeah, we did.
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: Yeah, I still asked, and it was but there was
- 1:26:58Speaker 2: there was something we did we didn't go into. I
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: just remember that there was something that we I did it.
- 1:27:04Speaker 4: I knew how to ask if I was here, and
- 1:27:07Speaker 4: I still did it.
- 1:27:07Speaker 1: This was over here, like Carlos, why you asked? You know?
- 1:27:13Speaker 3: Forgot honestly? Oh man, you know, it's really funny.
- 1:27:24Speaker 4: I said, I was at home too. Hey, what's up dog?
- 1:27:27Speaker 4: We got a beat box for freestyling. When's your freestyle
- 1:27:30Speaker 4: coming out?
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: When are you going to wrap a wrap?
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: Don't forget guys. Don't forget guys. Maybe I freestyle at
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: the event. Maybe I don't.
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: He owns the next album dropping hard? Maybe hard, perhaps
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: perhaps not hard.
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: Maybe I'm hard, Maybe.
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: I'm glad. Technically none of us are sitting next.
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: Why come on, man, have you ever had a honey
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: pack to the fucking the.
- 1:28:13Speaker 4: No, I've never even had I've had a quarter. I've
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: had a quarter. I've had a quarter of the ferraris
- 1:28:19Speaker 4: with you.
- 1:28:19Speaker 1: Sounds just like Trump. I was not in Epstein Island.
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: Quarter bro, I only had part of a ferrari.
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: I had a quarter.
- 1:28:26Speaker 4: It's too much.
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: I had a quarter of.
- 1:28:28Speaker 2: You know, it's too much if you didn't take the
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: full one one because what I took was way too
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: much for I woke up the next morning and that
- 1:28:33Speaker 2: ship was like, oh and that.
- 1:28:36Speaker 4: Bitch I've left already.
- 1:28:39Speaker 1: Like he's like, I've never been able to go back
- 1:28:43Speaker 1: to back.
- 1:28:47Speaker 3: Hours later, he's just crying.
- 1:28:49Speaker 4: Brow because what is it?
- 1:28:51Speaker 1: Like you remember, like, uh, what what is it?
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: When we were all fucking manac and then fucking Eddie
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: would Eddie was like.
- 1:28:58Speaker 1: No, that's that's how you come through.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: And then I was like I remember, I was like dog,
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: that ship was crazy, right, the Rhino Ones, then the
- 1:29:04Speaker 2: Blue Schoos came out.
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: They were just like you were sponsored for a cool in.
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: And and just like Yo, just surprising motherfucker.
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
- 1:29:11Speaker 2: Like just be like YO, just show up with a
- 1:29:13Speaker 2: swat team uncalled for making impression type ship.
- 1:29:18Speaker 4: Next Thursday. I'll bring some little packs that I have,
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: have some ext one And then.
- 1:29:21Speaker 10: And then and then and then the fucking the newest
- 1:29:24Speaker 10: thing is all the Honey ship that's coming around, right,
- 1:29:27Speaker 10: but nobody all I see is fucking Theo's fucking uh
- 1:29:31Speaker 10: like fucking drinking that ship.
- 1:29:33Speaker 4: You know, Blue Honey about the liquor stores.
- 1:29:39Speaker 1: Thought your money. I guys would try to rave your
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: dad trying to but he said he was like you.
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: Money, while bro I showed you what he did last time.
- 1:29:56Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, crazy fucker.
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: If you're going to Hong Kong, he goes to Hong.
- 1:30:02Speaker 4: Kong, but he don't bow know. He just goes and
- 1:30:04Speaker 4: hangs out.
- 1:30:06Speaker 3: I just like to be around the pritty girls.
- 1:30:08Speaker 4: Yeah, he literally says. He just goes. He goes, talks
- 1:30:10Speaker 4: to him, He goes by his corona as he chills.
- 1:30:11Speaker 4: He watches the game. Pts it around the rim, and
- 1:30:13Speaker 4: I do believe it though.
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: Around the rim is not a bad idea.
- 1:30:24Speaker 1: They probably make thoselves somewhere.
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: Hey, before we get into a super chats, uh, do
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: not forget make sure you guys follow the new hatar pages.
- 1:30:32Speaker 2: Hate our Los Angeles one and hate our Love Ala,
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: Hate Our Los Angeles one and hate Our Love Ala.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: They keep being.
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: Deleted, damn bullieded.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: Just get into a super chats. Oh wait, fuck, you
- 1:30:47Speaker 1: don't have a mic. I'll get into a super.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: Chests everybody who's Super Chatted today. I'm gonna do a
- 1:30:56Speaker 2: couple of giveaways. Diego Madin already said the Disneyland one.
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: I read the girl bro says, Messy sucks Ronaldo all day, fool,
- 1:31:05Speaker 2: same team.
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: At same team.
- 1:31:09Speaker 4: Did you see that Argentina in full that won the there.
- 1:31:13Speaker 4: I don't know if it was Argentina, but he has
- 1:31:15Speaker 4: a tattoo of his lady sucking his.
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: Dick sick, like real, commemorate that ship.
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: He's still litter.
- 1:31:23Speaker 5: So she's got to look at her sucking his dick
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: every time she wants to suck his dick.
- 1:31:29Speaker 4: No, because she's just down there.
- 1:31:31Speaker 3: Where is it at? Where's the tattoo out? Okay? Okay,
- 1:31:34Speaker 3: So just every time she just wants to look at
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: him and his shirt off, it's just you can't.
- 1:31:38Speaker 4: See his dick full face, her full on face. I
- 1:31:40Speaker 4: can like sucking, like like in a sucking.
- 1:31:43Speaker 3: That's a weird thing to commemorate and get on your body.
- 1:31:47Speaker 4: And I asked my homiecause my homie is way more
- 1:31:49Speaker 4: into soccer than me, and he.
- 1:31:50Speaker 3: Was like, way more into He's way more into just.
- 1:31:55Speaker 4: Talker. And I asked him. I was like, what the
- 1:31:56Speaker 4: fuck's up with this? And he's like, dude, the hoods
- 1:31:58Speaker 4: in Argentina dirty and disgusting, but they're just a bunch
- 1:32:02Speaker 4: of like blonde white people, so you didn't expect to
- 1:32:04Speaker 4: like they do nasty hood ship like getting tattoos like
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: that is not like that on common he was telling me,
- 1:32:09Speaker 4: and I was like, holy ship, that's crazy. That's crazy.
- 1:32:13Speaker 4: Tattoos wild, Like he literally took his shirt off to
- 1:32:16Speaker 4: cellar brain. He's there taking a picture with the copa
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: just guys a lady sucking his fucking crazy.
- 1:32:25Speaker 1: You know what.
- 1:32:26Speaker 5: The tattoos that I hate is whenever it's like somebody
- 1:32:28Speaker 5: with a belly and he's got like a cat with
- 1:32:30Speaker 5: its buttholes his belly button.
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: I hate that.
- 1:32:33Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, why would you do that?
- 1:32:34Speaker 4: That's so I think it's funny.
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: It's funny, but like I don't know, like like.
- 1:32:39Speaker 2: Something, it's like I don't want to be in a
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: pool with them.
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: Funny, Like it's funny.
- 1:32:44Speaker 5: Good for it, Like it's funny like the first time,
- 1:32:46Speaker 5: but then I'd be like, damn.
- 1:32:47Speaker 2: If you look at Chili's tender profile, it says, my
- 1:32:49Speaker 2: turn ons are guys.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: With fucking.
- 1:32:54Speaker 2: She like guys with the cat fucking buttle on their
- 1:32:57Speaker 2: belly button tattooed. Next one comes from uh the liar's
- 1:33:03Speaker 2: villain says, salute to the salute to the table and
- 1:33:06Speaker 2: everyone else, same team.
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Team galu to you. Oh yeah the liar's villain.
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: Uh, Fernando in Tahoe, appreciate the care package, brother, salute
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: from Tahoe.
- 1:33:19Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: I appreciate the fucking Pokemon cards. I'm gonna go home
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: to dogs. Fifty five packs at retail.
- 1:33:30Speaker 1: Trash cycle.
- 1:33:35Speaker 3: A repurposes it.
- 1:33:36Speaker 4: You see what he's done with all.
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: The comic cards.
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: Oh you you literally uh you put him in a box.
- 1:33:44Speaker 1: And then like there's people that buy.
- 1:33:46Speaker 5: A boke yeah Tommy, Well Tommy about bulk because he
- 1:33:49Speaker 5: uses them for price tags for his clothing at his shop.
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: Then there's also like there's some bulk where like like
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: I'll sell bolke too, like because every people try to
- 1:33:59Speaker 2: collect the so like you're just have an eBay account
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: that allows me to sell Like a lot of people.
- 1:34:04Speaker 4: Collect the little stupid things that have the fire and the.
- 1:34:09Speaker 1: Just like uh common cards like you know, like to pick.
- 1:34:12Speaker 4: At you what do you do with the ones I'm
- 1:34:14Speaker 4: talking about the power up.
- 1:34:16Speaker 1: You get one of those packs?
- 1:34:18Speaker 4: M hm oh I guess yeah, trash.
- 1:34:23Speaker 2: Uh not, Just like there's people that buy boke and
- 1:34:26Speaker 2: they buy those two because they repackage.
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: Like they sell like their own uh yeah, their own
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: mixed type ship but like not as official license product.
- 1:34:36Speaker 4: But obviously there's trash in there.
- 1:34:39Speaker 2: They'll just throw. They'll throw in like like there's people
- 1:34:41Speaker 2: that get the hit. But it's just it's another form
- 1:34:43Speaker 2: of fucking better. Fernando and Taho says, appreciate Sebastian Andress.
- 1:34:51Speaker 2: What's up full? Same team. The next one comes from Browsie.
- 1:34:57Speaker 2: What's up, Browsie? I hope your babies. Well that's same.
- 1:35:01Speaker 1: Team, same team, twins.
- 1:35:05Speaker 2: Oh ship quick, back to back, back to bag the
- 1:35:10Speaker 2: same time, give it.
- 1:35:15Speaker 4: I'm back to back birth and champion you got before
- 1:35:19Speaker 4: the other one comes out when they're fighting to get
- 1:35:20Speaker 4: out at the same time that I know me Yeah,
- 1:35:24Speaker 4: what is it like five minute differences? I'd be like
- 1:35:26Speaker 4: at least a minute, bro, I think, and coming back
- 1:35:28Speaker 4: to back the same puppies.
- 1:35:30Speaker 1: They share the same umbilical cord. No, that's a good question.
- 1:35:35Speaker 3: Have their own because they have their own belly button.
- 1:35:38Speaker 1: That's a good question because you think.
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: They're connected to each other like a fucking jump rope.
- 1:35:42Speaker 4: What if they're in the same Why, why or when
- 1:35:46Speaker 4: is it that they're identical? Not identical? We'll make them
- 1:35:49Speaker 4: that becau then.
- 1:35:49Speaker 1: They would eat each other's ship.
- 1:35:50Speaker 4: You're right, what wait, hold on, hot, we need to
- 1:35:54Speaker 4: go back to fucking.
- 1:35:57Speaker 3: I didn't wake up court feeds. Yeah, and then they
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: just be poop.
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: All right, they don't poop inside. There's two umbilical cords.
- 1:36:06Speaker 1: And then I don't know, that's why I want to know.
- 1:36:08Speaker 3: There's two connections. There's at least two connections.
- 1:36:10Speaker 1: For each baby.
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: That's not saying so I'm thinking, like a why, like
- 1:36:13Speaker 2: one main one and then it spits off into that
- 1:36:15Speaker 2: tool scarface had.
- 1:36:19Speaker 3: I'm curious something like that.
- 1:36:20Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why. So they do share the umbilical cord.
- 1:36:22Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew it. Yes, twins can be in the
- 1:36:24Speaker 4: same sack.
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: That's not what we're asking.
- 1:36:28Speaker 4: We're asking about the umbilical cord. They're in the same sack.
- 1:36:30Speaker 4: Then what do you think.
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: That's going to cut in one umbilical cord or they're
- 1:36:33Speaker 2: cutting two umbilical cords, but.
- 1:36:35Speaker 5: They have to cut two because the belly buttons. Dog,
- 1:36:37Speaker 5: It's not like they cut one off one of them
- 1:36:38Speaker 5: and then the other one's like, oh I didn't have
- 1:36:40Speaker 5: one to begin with the meat in the sack, They're
- 1:36:44Speaker 5: like connected to this sack, and then the thing.
- 1:36:47Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't know this. What are winning?
- 1:36:52Speaker 1: Browsie? Super chattle?
- 1:36:54Speaker 4: If anybody should know what you chick lits, you have kids,
- 1:36:56Speaker 4: I don't have browsis again browsie.
- 1:37:00Speaker 3: How many umbelical cords did you have?
- 1:37:03Speaker 1: One?
- 1:37:04Speaker 3: Two or seven?
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: Next one comes from Aileen Divine miss all your faces food,
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: same team, same Thank you so much, Eileen, Same team too.
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: Treat yourself says same team winner.
- 1:37:23Speaker 1: Hey manifesting your dog. Uh, Windy the pooor bear sends
- 1:37:30Speaker 1: a super chat thank you so much.
- 1:37:31Speaker 3: Don't show it up, Wendy, all.
- 1:37:33Speaker 1: About the biss says same team.
- 1:37:36Speaker 3: Same same team. O. G.
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: Kiler thirty five says for twenty show coming up, fast
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: as fuck.
- 1:37:43Speaker 1: Let's go les.
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: Tickets half right, Yeah, it's coming up.
- 1:37:50Speaker 4: And he was like, no, no, we have torn no
- 1:37:55Speaker 4: piece of.
- 1:37:55Speaker 1: Ship to India. It comes back for a week.
- 1:38:00Speaker 4: Then those kids done.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: Yeah, motherfucker was better do that next week. The way
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: is the l that's the end of the road. He's
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: gonna be like, I gotta show guards next one comes
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: from my You know what, my favorite stashed my weed,
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: says al Mari.
- 1:38:26Speaker 1: He says, what does that mean?
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: Ray?
- 1:38:28Speaker 1: Is that is that your team?
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: Windy the pool bear says hello, rock High.
- 1:38:37Speaker 5: Windy is chicken all making sure it's my like a
- 1:38:45Speaker 5: family friend of my roommate. She's a sweet girl.
- 1:38:48Speaker 1: It's a big manly dude. I was like, you're flirting
- 1:38:50Speaker 1: with a.
- 1:38:50Speaker 3: Guy, just just a big guys. Hi, I'm Windy.
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, man, you ever mess somebody that
- 1:39:00Speaker 2: has like a feminine name like that.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: I know a guy named Ashley.
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: Yeah, that guy.
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: Yeah, I've met a few of those.
- 1:39:08Speaker 5: But it's like then you have like the evil dead,
- 1:39:11Speaker 5: so you just go by ash which is pretty sick.
- 1:39:14Speaker 2: Ashley. His name is Ashley.
- 1:39:17Speaker 4: Kelly Johnny like her name was real name, Johnny.
- 1:39:22Speaker 3: I know a girl named Kyle and you sust be knowing.
- 1:39:25Speaker 1: Some dikes.
- 1:39:27Speaker 4: Johnny fire, bro, this bitch Johnny was fire.
- 1:39:32Speaker 1: Can you imagine that labour in high school?
- 1:39:34Speaker 4: You start dating her name is Johnny, No, and then.
- 1:39:37Speaker 2: You save her fucking like you save her name, and
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: then and then the heart comes up next to your
- 1:39:41Speaker 2: dad sees.
- 1:39:42Speaker 4: It Johnny Johnny Johnny can't love you?
- 1:39:51Speaker 1: What Johnny? That'd be crazy.
- 1:39:53Speaker 4: It is cool, Johnny.
- 1:39:58Speaker 3: Just call her Jonathan.
- 1:40:00Speaker 2: But yeah, damn Johnny's I do remember. But like, what
- 1:40:05Speaker 2: was they had? She she didn't just go by Johnny?
- 1:40:08Speaker 4: Though she went by Johnny. I swear that was her name.
- 1:40:10Speaker 4: She didn't have a nickname. I'm not gonna say her
- 1:40:13Speaker 4: last name basic, but the middle name john What if, bro,
- 1:40:19Speaker 4: this was like fucking freshman year sophomore days. No, I
- 1:40:23Speaker 4: would have now, I would have been like, let me
- 1:40:25Speaker 4: see some baby pictures.
- 1:40:30Speaker 5: Some baby pictures, bitch, But then that sounds like Epstein activities.
- 1:40:35Speaker 3: Let me see them baby pictures? Girl. Well, I get why.
- 1:40:39Speaker 5: I get why, but I'm just saying, let me see
- 1:40:44Speaker 5: the baby picture.
- 1:40:45Speaker 3: I get it, I get it. Asking for I'm gonna
- 1:40:49Speaker 3: need to see somebody baby picture very simple.
- 1:40:51Speaker 4: You just have a girl.
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: I wonder you're gonna have to ask for baby pictures.
- 1:40:54Speaker 3: Excuse me, ma'am? Can I see some baby bags?
- 1:40:56Speaker 4: Very simple? You just have a baby picture of yourself
- 1:40:59Speaker 4: and your wallet. And then you're like, oh did I
- 1:41:01Speaker 4: tell you that?
- 1:41:03Speaker 3: Wait? Wait wait, I'm so sorry.
- 1:41:04Speaker 5: If somebody had a picture of themselves as a baby
- 1:41:06Speaker 5: in their wallet. I'd be like, that's a fucking red flag, dude,
- 1:41:10Speaker 5: what are you trying?
- 1:41:11Speaker 3: What are you trying so hard to prove and show?
- 1:41:14Speaker 5: All right, Like I get what you're coming at, But
- 1:41:17Speaker 5: my point is if you were like walking around with
- 1:41:18Speaker 5: that ship like it's an FBI badge, here's me when
- 1:41:21Speaker 5: I was a cute, cuddly widdled baby.
- 1:41:23Speaker 2: Anybody have a picture in the wallet, Yeah, it's on
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: the phone.
- 1:41:29Speaker 1: Though I have a band, Carter, you don't get mad
- 1:41:36Speaker 1: that I don't have a wallet.
- 1:41:38Speaker 4: How do you not have a wallet?
- 1:41:40Speaker 3: It just does not own a wallet? And where a
- 1:41:43Speaker 3: rubber band? He already said that, Well, are.
- 1:41:46Speaker 4: You in fucking high school? Why don't you put your
- 1:41:48Speaker 4: sock then?
- 1:41:49Speaker 1: What? That's crazy? By wallet? Don't you get a money clip?
- 1:41:57Speaker 1: I have it, but it's not fair.
- 1:41:59Speaker 3: Why don't you just get it safe?
- 1:42:01Speaker 1: I have that too.
- 1:42:04Speaker 2: That's fat, that's hard and heavy.
- 1:42:06Speaker 4: How you keep your fucking your hotel cards in your
- 1:42:10Speaker 4: hotel cards? You know I'm talking.
- 1:42:12Speaker 2: About collects all the hotel yeah cards. Okay, you played
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: at the Lucky Lady, Small Last Place.
- 1:42:21Speaker 1: Cards about Yeah?
- 1:42:26Speaker 4: I mean he's lost their.
- 1:42:30Speaker 1: Din't walked out.
- 1:42:31Speaker 4: It sucks skettle as fuck.
- 1:42:32Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, Garda, why did you go there?
- 1:42:36Speaker 4: Because I've never been to it. I just want online,
- 1:42:38Speaker 4: and I was like, I'll go check it out.
- 1:42:40Speaker 2: Tiny, super small, four tables playing this place probably really Yeah,
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: it's double, it's double the bottom warehouse.
- 1:42:48Speaker 1: Oh damn, that's small.
- 1:42:50Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: I wonder what those cities are allowed to gamble.
- 1:42:53Speaker 4: And it's not Indian known though.
- 1:42:56Speaker 2: That's why Guardina has Hustler and they have Lucky Lady bicycles.
- 1:42:59Speaker 1: What next door? Like can Commerce area?
- 1:43:01Speaker 4: And there's Hollywood Park.
- 1:43:03Speaker 1: Hollywood Park, that's just local for me.
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's uh, let's go ahead and pick
- 1:43:11Speaker 2: a winner. Uh you know what, Let's go ahead and
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: motherfucking pick.
- 1:43:15Speaker 3: Oh mad Ways super chatted by the way.
- 1:43:18Speaker 2: Oh one more super chat from mad Ways says, same team, homies.
- 1:43:23Speaker 3: Same team.
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: That's a little beard. How you being dog? I haven't
- 1:43:29Speaker 2: seen you and hasn't been any events.
- 1:43:33Speaker 3: I think he's been working. He was doing some I
- 1:43:35Speaker 3: think it was security.
- 1:43:37Speaker 1: Oh that's right, yeah.
- 1:43:40Speaker 3: Respectfully, can you imagine, like I think i'd be really
- 1:43:43Speaker 3: intimidated by a blue.
- 1:43:44Speaker 4: Beard walking up to you.
- 1:43:47Speaker 7: Yeah, he's just like listen, buddy, you can't trespass.
- 1:43:50Speaker 4: Imagine you're a tweaker on a sick one and you
- 1:43:52Speaker 4: see some fucking blue secure. He gets a fucking big
- 1:43:56Speaker 4: ass No, yo, this.
- 1:43:57Speaker 5: Fucking smurf threw me out of the club, And what
- 1:44:00Speaker 5: the fuck happened?
- 1:44:04Speaker 7: Blue eyeses, That's what I was saying. I was like,
- 1:44:12Speaker 7: I think he's doing security.
- 1:44:17Speaker 3: I got beat up by a blue blur last night.
- 1:44:19Speaker 3: What the fuck? Don't you guys cut me off?
- 1:44:23Speaker 1: Yeah? Low key, he catches you, he's smashing you.
- 1:44:29Speaker 4: Pause alive.
- 1:44:33Speaker 1: Now, I'm not gonna call that fo. Let's go ahead.
- 1:44:35Speaker 3: And he would just answer talk.
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: Go ahead and pick the first winner. Ray, let's get
- 1:44:40Speaker 1: the drum roll, please, and congrats to the homegirl.
- 1:44:48Speaker 4: I lean divine, well deserved.
- 1:44:53Speaker 2: Always supporting. Thank you so much. I lean divine, always always.
- 1:44:58Speaker 1: Supporting, Thank you. And the winner number two is going
- 1:45:03Speaker 1: to be.
- 1:45:08Speaker 2: All about the bees, oh the baby.
- 1:45:15Speaker 1: Congratulations for both winners.
- 1:45:17Speaker 2: Send me uh your in full and proof of winnings
- 1:45:20Speaker 2: and I will send your stuff out.
- 1:45:24Speaker 1: Thank everybody for tuning in.
- 1:45:25Speaker 2: Make sure you get your tickets for for twenty at
- 1:45:27Speaker 2: the Comedy Store. Right, It's gonna be a blast. It's
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: gonna be a very good time. Uh rock Sampson, you
- 1:45:33Speaker 2: got any shout outs?
- 1:45:35Speaker 3: Follow me on all my socials at R O C
- 1:45:37Speaker 3: K S A M S O N A t X.
- 1:45:42Speaker 5: Oh fuck, I don't know. I'm tired. That joint really
- 1:45:45Speaker 5: fucked me up. I have been just slumped the entire time.
- 1:45:48Speaker 1: So the joint or the fire sandwich.
- 1:45:51Speaker 3: I think it was a combination. To be honest, roof
- 1:45:54Speaker 3: that we gave you. Oh fuck, got explained so much.
- 1:45:58Speaker 5: That's kicking is well, it's just okay, guys kicking in
- 1:46:04Speaker 5: definitely kicking in the rock.
- 1:46:07Speaker 3: Shouldn't be playing with ship a right, get the fuck out.
- 1:46:12Speaker 3: I'm done, Browsie says.
- 1:46:13Speaker 2: Another one says, I had identical twins. They each had
- 1:46:17Speaker 2: their own sack and their own cord. But share the
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: Pleasenta and thank you for the love.
- 1:46:22Speaker 5: You know, sharing the placenta is important. A lot of
- 1:46:25Speaker 5: people forget that.
- 1:46:26Speaker 3: I need I need my wife's Okay, we're done, all right,
- 1:46:30Speaker 3: Yeah that's.
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: Look that ship up, come down, Epstein.
- 1:46:38Speaker 3: We were having such a good.
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: Show, but I saw some.
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: Conspiracies outside the baby peptis. Get the funk out of here, bro,
- 1:46:51Speaker 1: But you want to see that.
- 1:46:54Speaker 2: They say you should keep it because the hospital does
- 1:46:58Speaker 2: is sell it for money?
- 1:46:59Speaker 4: Yeah, the them.
- 1:47:00Speaker 3: What do you sell?
- 1:47:00Speaker 1: You want to put it on the market.
- 1:47:01Speaker 4: Please literally dry that ship up, grinding up and put
- 1:47:05Speaker 4: into vitamins.
- 1:47:07Speaker 3: Well sounds like you got a task. Yeah yeah, brother,
- 1:47:12Speaker 3: Please send all your.
- 1:47:14Speaker 4: Heap outside with the baby in the placenta. Put that
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: in yetti.
- 1:47:21Speaker 5: Just walking down the street like a fucking street vendor
- 1:47:23Speaker 5: with placenta top top?
- 1:47:26Speaker 1: Is this Keith there with some placenta powder?
- 1:47:28Speaker 3: Get the little belt.
- 1:47:31Speaker 1: Placenta for salets.
- 1:47:35Speaker 2: You guys can start catching me at uh what is it?
- 1:47:40Speaker 4: At the Hustler twice a week.
- 1:47:45Speaker 2: In Guardiana though at a hash bash on Wednesdays and Sundays,
- 1:47:50Speaker 2: um other then that gave me a follow I wasn't
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