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OUTRO: The Flying Slice · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your man bastards. Loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: or Tugging four to seven every weekday on radio Backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Hello everyone, Hey, Hello.
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  Speaker 1: How are you feeling fellas you had a big weekend
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  Speaker 1: on it?
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  Speaker 2: Guys, come on, Hugs is shockingly hungover.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not shockingly hungover to.
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  Speaker 1: Neither of you are one hundred, to be fair to
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  Speaker 1: the front.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, I'm probably about ninety are you? But like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll switch it up until seven. Yeah, I'll be an
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  Speaker 2: asshole when I get home. By the way, he's filming today.
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  Speaker 2: He'll be back tomorrow, he is. Yeah, you went home
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  Speaker 2: many more days off as he got one more and
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  Speaker 2: a couple of weeks on a Friday. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: the same day you guys have off. Yeah, next week,
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  Speaker 2: Friday week, which is great. By the way, if you
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  Speaker 2: guys could always have a day off all together, that's
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  Speaker 2: so that I can just.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think Toy likes it, our boss. I think
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  Speaker 1: he prefers us to all to have different days off
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  Speaker 1: so he has to monitor it with great skill.
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  Speaker 2: How was that what we're going to talk about this
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  Speaker 2: on the show. But Pugs. I would say that I'd
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  Speaker 2: go on record as saying that was the funnest Hurdaki
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  Speaker 2: weekend away.
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  Speaker 1: Wow within New Zealand. Agree, it's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: And Magic Round obviously unbeatable.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Fun, that was me right awesome, really good. And the
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  Speaker 2: second day too, I was really worried that I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna be absolutely bugged, and a full day of chatting
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  Speaker 2: to like.
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  Speaker 4: It get good after we leave because I hated it.
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  Speaker 4: It got way better. Yeah, once the show was done. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: and we were having a few beers and stuff and rule.
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  Speaker 1: A little while to start up again.
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  Speaker 3: I think you're a little bit worried about how you're
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  Speaker 3: going to feel, but then just more and more over
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  Speaker 3: the day you can plain less and less about how
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  Speaker 3: tired you were.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Well because, like I I was feeling like ship. Yeah
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  Speaker 2: on the set d which is when you guys woke
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  Speaker 2: up and left, Yes, I was finding like ship. On
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  Speaker 2: the Saturday, I was like, I can't believe I have
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  Speaker 2: to go there and do another whole day. And this
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  Speaker 2: sounds stupid of just chatting.
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  Speaker 1: But we didn't have to do a whole day.
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  Speaker 2: No, we did it, and we didn't but we but
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  Speaker 2: we Yeah, but the gig, I believe started at lunchtime,
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  Speaker 2: ye round about and we got there maybe one yes,
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  Speaker 2: oh well literally in my head, I was like, we'll
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  Speaker 2: go there for a few hours, have a.
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  Speaker 1: Few beers, and it just got so good.
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  Speaker 2: But it was just fucking awesome. I met. It was awesome,
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  Speaker 2: and the bands were awesome, and the beers were on
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  Speaker 2: the set gin Tikie and that band Ivy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bootleg Rascal was the first day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was fucking awesome. And I didn't
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  Speaker 2: realize how often those punishing videos of me and Jace
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  Speaker 2: were playing on the TV. Right. Fuck, they were humiliating.
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  Speaker 2: They were so humiliating.
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  Speaker 3: They looked great, It looked really good.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, it is a lot. But it was cheesy.
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  Speaker 2: It was us in a studio, having filmed a million things,
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  Speaker 2: starting to get really stupid with it right in a
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  Speaker 2: way we thought at the time was funny. And now
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  Speaker 2: it's broadcast out on a big screen and people are
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  Speaker 2: just like waiting for the tunes to start up again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and it's me and old Hordy j who's standing on
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  Speaker 2: a box to look really tall, just holding a banada
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  Speaker 2: and doing the lame ash sh Shark and I'm hungover
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  Speaker 2: and I'm just like already hating myself, and I'm like, oh, cool,
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  Speaker 2: there he is.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking on the big screen. God, that's good. Then what
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  Speaker 1: time is it? Rare a part?
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  Speaker 2: They finished at seven thirty, way earlier than I thought,
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  Speaker 2: to be honest. But the great thing was because we
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  Speaker 2: were working with Emersons on the first night. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: ten years so we got ushered out of ten thirty.
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  Speaker 2: But because it was right next to the Emerson's Brewery
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  Speaker 2: and they were hosting us, they were all just like,
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  Speaker 2: let's go back to Emerson's. Yeah, so good, And then
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  Speaker 2: just got on the fucking ruled.
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  Speaker 1: What time you go to Beard? I was.
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  Speaker 2: I was eating a pizza and Beard at eleven thirty.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty good, and I was really good. I was
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  Speaker 1: loving it. Moons are pretty good as a nice hotel,
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  Speaker 1: amazing hotel. I think again, I'd say if we were
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  Speaker 1: going again, I'd say it the last place we stayed
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  Speaker 1: it because that place was noisy.
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  Speaker 2: It was fucking noisy. How did you sleep on a Friday?
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  Speaker 1: Noisy? Bastard? Good? Cool? I was out, yeah good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it felt like I heard you guys in the room
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  Speaker 1: next door. Possibly, but no, no, I was would it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like I was. I was like, is that there?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I was out by probably.
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  Speaker 2: Ten or even Yes, So we got home. I got
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  Speaker 2: home at about twelve or what time did we get
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  Speaker 2: back that night? Did we get home to I can't even.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, dear, I don't remember. No, you don't remember if
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  Speaker 1: you got together? No, no fucking our Fellers. No, it's
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  Speaker 1: more just like remembering shocking shock, just remembering.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't a blackout. It was a sad stumble home
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  Speaker 2: sort of situation. We got it was so good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I ate a and so good you could remember
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  Speaker 4: at all? No, now I just Stepmber.
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  Speaker 2: It was because of the second night out, earning the
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  Speaker 2: memories of the first night.
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  Speaker 5: Out, it all becomes one night out the whole Wracky
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  Speaker 5: Big Showing days from four on radio Hurarky remember the
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  Speaker 5: Wracky Big Show podcast?
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  Speaker 2: Really interesting though. So I had a couple of interesting
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  Speaker 2: run ins with people. The first one will all vividly remember,
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  Speaker 2: which is the guy throwing something during the show completely
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  Speaker 2: fucked the joke I was trying to do and then
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  Speaker 2: put me in an instant whoever mood for the rest
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  Speaker 2: of the show until now.
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  Speaker 1: That it took me lighten up, lighting up. The thing
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  Speaker 1: that helped us was a throbber. Yes, yes, and then
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  Speaker 1: it went back into dark clouds. I just don't just
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  Speaker 1: fuck don't talk to me while I'm sorting out of
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  Speaker 1: the song.
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  Speaker 2: Oh bro, do you know what she was? It was?
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  Speaker 2: That was the most intense photos But it was also
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  Speaker 2: the most intense me having a change ship during yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and I was already.
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  Speaker 1: The we definitely need a bit of music. When you've
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  Speaker 1: got woman there, Lit's try and get them dancing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So for those that were there the first time,
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  Speaker 2: I was fucking with the play us the way, but
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  Speaker 2: were then great within the bounds of not getting in
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  Speaker 2: trouble with the bosses by playing good stuff there there's
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  Speaker 2: a party, you know, so there's a lot of that
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  Speaker 2: going on. But there was also just all like when
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  Speaker 2: Bliss played and it was a bit of a fuck up.
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  Speaker 3: There was two different versions, so that was that was
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  Speaker 3: he played it and at the start, so that was
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  Speaker 3: for the Thrubber.
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  Speaker 1: So I chose Bliss, but it was a late change
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  Speaker 1: because I'd already chosen Beers and I told Pugs that
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  Speaker 1: when we were going the night before we left and
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  Speaker 1: I said, I do Beers by Deja Vuoda and he
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  Speaker 1: looked at me and I was like, Keys has chosen
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  Speaker 1: that one. He's like yeah. I was like, oh, that'll
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  Speaker 1: be funny.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. And then when you change the roles and
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  Speaker 1: it was going to be blind, it's like it's going
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  Speaker 1: to be a shamble. So it was a late change too,
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  Speaker 1: because you said I want to I want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about something and I was like, oh, he's going to
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  Speaker 1: try and do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because every time everyone intentionally to be fair, Bliss
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  Speaker 2: was easily the winner. Yeah, because just the way it starts, right, Yeah, exactly,
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  Speaker 2: everyone loves but yeah, it was a bit of a shmozzle.
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  Speaker 2: And then when I and fucking put the orange and
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  Speaker 2: that dude's glass and on the fuck he shut up
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  Speaker 2: the next day, and to be fair, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if he was a listener or whatever. Yeah, but he
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  Speaker 2: had sunglasses and a hat on.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it was embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: It was a mode yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But at the same time, maybe I overreacted.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, you did, Wow, yeah you did. And
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  Speaker 1: that was my thing what I said, you know, well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't overreact. I think you can react anyway you want.
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  Speaker 1: But then it's like, and I spoke to you about
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  Speaker 1: it on the day, it's like, can you go and
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  Speaker 1: get that guy a beer and just say, look, sorry, man,
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  Speaker 1: it was just like that interrupted the show and and
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  Speaker 1: just sort it out because in the whole show, I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking that way and that guy's just staring at us
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  Speaker 1: the whole show, and so I'm now I am dealing
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  Speaker 1: with that and I'm not thinking about the show at all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can you go and sort you eat him? It was like, okay, cool,
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  Speaker 1: do you know what happened after that?
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  Speaker 2: When you sit together? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I was going to say, did I miss that?
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  Speaker 2: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: What happened to me?
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  Speaker 3: To be fair, I got the contagious mood.
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  Speaker 2: But to be fair, it was fucking annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was the first time someone right in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of a joke.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and like people are stupid sometimes, But it passed
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  Speaker 3: me off because he was a grand ass man who
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  Speaker 3: couldn't hate that job.
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  Speaker 2: But also it was only the first half of the joke.
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  Speaker 2: I was gonna like apologize and do the classic fucking anyway,
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  Speaker 2: But then I was like to Pugs I was like,
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  Speaker 2: to Pugs drink and you could find me an empty
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  Speaker 2: one of those glasses. Yeah, and I'll grab a drink. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And Pugs, fucking you refuse to. You were like, no,
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  Speaker 2: he fucking deserves to.
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  Speaker 1: Be sorry fair enough. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, in hindsight, you're right, I should have done
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  Speaker 3: what you were saying.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, he was wrong. He didn't.
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  Speaker 3: He didn't need anyone buying him a beer. He didn't
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  Speaker 3: need it. He was there buying pests already, did he did.
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  Speaker 1: Because we can't be out there being, you know, having
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  Speaker 1: the talking to the kind of ship that we do,
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  Speaker 1: and then something like that happens and then we go out.
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  Speaker 1: Now you can't do that, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: It's like we've got to be able to take the
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  Speaker 1: good with the bed as well to them. And it
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  Speaker 1: went off Jason's head. It was like it was like
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  Speaker 1: the Kennedy assassination, but I went off Jason's head onto
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: Keysy's chest and then and then it hit me, so
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  Speaker 1: I had all three of us. Was just unfortunate you
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  Speaker 1: were talking at the time and it did completely derail
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  Speaker 1: the break.
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  Speaker 2: Also, that's what sucked me off too, is I like
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  Speaker 2: Jasons already hates being a crowd of wasted dudes a
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  Speaker 2: third of his age and gets hit in the face
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  Speaker 2: of the fucking limits.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but to be fair, he didn't give a ship.
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  Speaker 1: It was the best thing that happened to him all day.
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  Speaker 2: But first, and I have like, and there's certain things
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  Speaker 2: in my life where I've flicked a sweitch just fucking no.
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  Speaker 1: Absolutely, it was good to see that your head. That
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  Speaker 1: didn't you like? I like that, pa of it, And
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  Speaker 1: that went back back to you so hard.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, Hearriet, Yeah, when you were like, he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't deserve a fucking free drink, I was like, well,
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  Speaker 2: if the angel on my shoulder Pugsun.
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  Speaker 1: Has said that, it's all yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah he
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  Speaker 1: was wrong.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't blame shifting, by the way, way too for that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but so good, holy fuck excellent weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. Yeah, it was. It was And then
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  Speaker 1: what happened? You had a second running?
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  Speaker 2: Second running? Oh no, no, there's just a few.
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  Speaker 1: Weird I had a weird moments. I had a weird well.
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  Speaker 1: I was walking a lot, you know, walking around and
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  Speaker 1: people are saying hi and stuff, and this guy came
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  Speaker 1: up and he sort of got quite close to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and so it's sort of in your space sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: So I went to shake his hand, and he got
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  Speaker 1: each of his hands and put them under my my
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  Speaker 1: busies and flicked them up, and then it was like
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  Speaker 1: laughing like a hyena to his mate and just seemed
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  Speaker 1: like the biggest fucking loser on the face of the ear.
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  Speaker 1: So I just looked at him. I was just like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good one, and just kept He was so staked with
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  Speaker 1: himself and you see that. I was just like, oh, bro, yeah,
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: that's tough.
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  Speaker 2: An orange in his glasses.
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  Speaker 1: I should have an orange of his ass. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there was a couple of weird things like that, but
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: buying large as always, because that's like probably the the
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  Speaker 1: second weird experience of either head, like to see the
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: second funckward experience of either hair. It was like, don't
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  Speaker 1: don't put your hands on you, weird thing.
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  Speaker 2: The other fuckward experience we had was just it was
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  Speaker 2: dnin as well. But I was a guy really wasted
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  Speaker 2: who was just so annoying and then started showing his
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  Speaker 2: dick to us. That's right, that guy's right.
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  Speaker 1: That wasn't total a year.
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  Speaker 2: The guy there was an Inmocence and dned and a
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  Speaker 2: guy that started off all good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there was a Malti guy at the one and
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  Speaker 1: Total Mountain yeah as well.
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  Speaker 2: But this guy was a dick at the end and
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: started being a deck and saying that I was too
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: called to talk to him and ship and they just
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  Speaker 2: showed me his cock. Well that's what you do, man,
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  Speaker 2: And then just like why are they fucking weird?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And then another guy, which is quite interesting I told
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  Speaker 2: you about.
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  Speaker 1: I love seeing people's cock.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally, but when it's when I'm when I'm
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  Speaker 2: googling whatever, not like at the end of the night,
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  Speaker 2: not at Inmocons, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then another dude I was telling Pugs about he
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: comes up and he just like looks at my pone number.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, are you moldy? And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: what is is? I just want to know whether you're
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  Speaker 2: moldy or not? Just going to insane thing to ask someone,
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: and I was like I really want to say no.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, you, I'm part malt Is always you
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  Speaker 2: was you was your puppet and I really just wanted
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: to like say, oh, have you heard a funk at
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  Speaker 2: the fine, which is a classic Reilly t James Joe.
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  Speaker 2: But I told him, my fucking papara din't see that.
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  Speaker 2: If he doesn't believe me, to go check to my
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  Speaker 2: name and the family upa, which is symmetry and there's
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  Speaker 2: a cool broa all good, and then walked off.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what, that's good. He's got to know
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  Speaker 1: that he's got another Maldi that in the in the
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  Speaker 1: people that he follows, so he feels goes, oh, man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know kesy was mouldy? How good is it?
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  Speaker 2: But he was coming at it as at an intimidating
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  Speaker 2: you shouldn't be wearing that unders trying to be moldy.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, it was were one, and I'm not mouldy because
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 2: So that's why I found it weird. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but other than that, every single other person I talked
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  Speaker 2: to you were great, and.
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. We'll talk about the plenty great.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: It's a plenty great event.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking good event. Go along to it. We'll see you there.
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  Speaker 3: Bang schoff for seven week days and hold act by
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  Speaker 3: the way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right,