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OUTRO: The Biggest Poll · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Fell Are we are we nailing that stick?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? We've just been given a free of this. A
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  Speaker 3: new place that's just opened up in the courtyard right
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  Speaker 3: they specialize in juices and soups and well not soups,
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  Speaker 3: broths broth.
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  Speaker 4: And they've given us.
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  Speaker 3: What is it, a tumoric ginger and chicken broth.
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  Speaker 4: Broth's bloody good idea to have going into winter, idea
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  Speaker 4: really good idea. Well they panted it with a stick
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  Speaker 4: mag then we'll be talking.
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  Speaker 2: Turmeric's annoying. I gets when you make a mess with turmeric.
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  Speaker 4: Fucking really very really use turmeric. In fact, I never
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  Speaker 4: you should, Mogi.
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  Speaker 3: It's very it's very good for inflammation.
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  Speaker 4: Inflammation of that just your bodily parts, your penis, Oh thanks, Honker.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't seem to affect me there, though I did once
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  Speaker 3: have a yellow erection.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you jaundice it was Yeah, I just.
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  Speaker 3: I just can't.
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  Speaker 2: Not on this line.
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  Speaker 4: This has been filmed for YouTube Fellers, where as you
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  Speaker 4: call it poo.
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  Speaker 3: My wife, Mauf gave blood today.
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  Speaker 2: My wife gave blood.
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  Speaker 3: And here's the thing. She she couldn't do it for
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  Speaker 3: ages because she was over in England when they had
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  Speaker 3: cow disease, and she's one of those people that loves
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  Speaker 3: this sort of ship.
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  Speaker 2: Does she have mad cow disease?
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  Speaker 3: She didn't have it.
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  Speaker 4: No, you were saying that that's your nickname at home.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was trying to figure out a way to
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  Speaker 5: make that joke without being lefensive.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying that your wife's a mad cat.
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  Speaker 3: Now that I realize that this is going on YouTube,
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  Speaker 3: I might change direction here.
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  Speaker 4: Why nobody watches it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's true.
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  Speaker 2: Well, why don't we discuss.
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  Speaker 4: How it's not growing on Youtubezy? Can you help me
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  Speaker 4: with them?
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  Speaker 5: But it's growing on YouTube. It's fucking going great guns,
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  Speaker 5: as Jason would say, fill your boots man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about five hundred views.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I guess it's because we don't do it every day.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of lives.
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  Speaker 4: It is also the couple of couple of likes.
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  Speaker 2: The content's pretty average.
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  Speaker 4: Too, well, the contents fucking Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Should we discuss last night in a way that's delicate.
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  Speaker 5: That won't freak Pugs out.
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  Speaker 4: Pugs are just going to suck it up.
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  Speaker 5: And so so just before the show last night, I
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  Speaker 5: was thinking it on the way here. I feel like
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  Speaker 5: we should address it because it's funny. But we're doing
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  Speaker 5: a very professional We can do.
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  Speaker 4: Whatever we want. Lay yourself to her.
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  Speaker 3: Pugs will just have to live with it.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 3: He that's what we say.
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  Speaker 4: No he does.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever heard have you ever heard the word talent?
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  Speaker 3: That's what we.
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  Speaker 2: Are not around here.
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  Speaker 3: And Pugs if he doesn't like it, he can come
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  Speaker 3: and have a word to the talent.
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  Speaker 5: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 5: Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast. So last night, right,
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  Speaker 5: we have this meeting before the show, the radio show,
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  Speaker 5: and it's hey for the Day of Low which is
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  Speaker 5: coming up, raising money and awareness for Bell cancer.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing it up the Skytale, very exciting.
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  Speaker 4: First break, Boss said, now we need to point out
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  Speaker 4: that Pugson was leading this meeting and our boss and
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  Speaker 4: you went there for this peg Son Toddy Ozzy Toddy,
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  Speaker 4: the mad prick, that's what his nickname is around the joint.
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  Speaker 4: And he said that Pegs has been working on it
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  Speaker 4: all day. Yep, that's what he said. And that's not
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  Speaker 4: not a word of a lie. That's what he said.
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  Speaker 4: Did he Actually he did. And then I also said
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  Speaker 4: that he was using it, that you were using the whiteboard, Pugs,
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  Speaker 4: because he says he uses the white board, so it's
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  Speaker 4: nice to see somebody else use it. Yes, he had met.
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  Speaker 2: Lots of stuff written up there, and there was that you, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: I wrote it up because it seemed very convoluted and
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  Speaker 5: it was very last minute and just yeah, to be clear,
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  Speaker 5: you know, and it was last minute, and that was
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  Speaker 5: an interesting thing. Is So on the way in to work,
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  Speaker 5: we get a text blah blah blah, goh this song
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  Speaker 5: with the skytower.
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  Speaker 2: Great, come and have a meeting Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: Isn't there?
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  Speaker 5: Todd sees, hey, Pugs has been working really hard on
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  Speaker 5: this Fellers all day and he's been on the whiteboard.
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  Speaker 5: So what happened was basically it was like, hey, can
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  Speaker 5: you integrate into the show the fact that we're going
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  Speaker 5: to light the skytower up?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 5: Well, you're cool, And then maybe it's a big pole
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  Speaker 5: because the person who lights the sky tower up, we'll
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  Speaker 5: also get to wear a wacky costume.
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  Speaker 4: You dressed up like a building, and I'll be honest
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  Speaker 4: with you, it's really funny. It was really really fun
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  Speaker 4: I would have been happy to wear that. So silly,
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  Speaker 4: so stupid.
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  Speaker 5: And then right literally thirty seconds, we're about to go
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  Speaker 5: live on here, We're about to do the big Pole.
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  Speaker 5: Who has to wear the costume and push the button?
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  Speaker 4: We're on here?
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  Speaker 2: No, it was like and he was in Pugs on
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  Speaker 2: the phone to the guy, and when.
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  Speaker 3: We were he.
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  Speaker 4: Was when we found out that we didn't get to
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  Speaker 4: do that.
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  Speaker 5: As we were alive on there, we were like, ship, okay,
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  Speaker 5: just give us the thumbs up or thumbs down, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: And then as we're on here, Pugs on the phone
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  Speaker 5: says for he makes the executive decision, which is fair
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  Speaker 5: enough to go no, no, can't do on the costume fellas,
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  Speaker 5: which meant we were then doing.
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  Speaker 4: A Edmund coming from the other end.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, which is pretty standard.
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  Speaker 4: At that point, I thought that was the end of
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  Speaker 4: the Big Pole. Yes, sad we got the thumbs down.
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  Speaker 5: The thumbs down, but then we still had we still
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  Speaker 5: was like, okay, so we're going to do the big Pole.
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  Speaker 5: It just turned into who gets to push the button
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  Speaker 5: vote on the Instagram there and all of us after
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  Speaker 5: we went off here, we were just like, no one
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  Speaker 5: gives a fuck who pushes the button?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's all about the costume.
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  Speaker 3: I will I thought it was funny in the end
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  Speaker 3: up being really funny. I will say that Pugs just
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  Speaker 3: loved his Julius Caesar moment of the thumbs down, didn't
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  Speaker 3: he He was all he was.
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  Speaker 4: Saying, because the guy was was sweet as well.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was saying, it's fine, and punks just like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, fuck that man thumbs down? He dies?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was funny in the end. One of
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  Speaker 4: the lamer really the lameless big pole of all times. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So if you're listening and you're like, I literally don't
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  Speaker 5: care about this big pole, just know.
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  Speaker 4: That we felt the same way because it's.
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  Speaker 2: The skytail is cool, a big pole. As to who
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  Speaker 2: gets to do it, who gets to push the button?
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  Speaker 4: Anybody to get pationate about that, oh pushes the button?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys are talking about. I
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  Speaker 3: was fizzing, man, and I got to wear the hat.
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  Speaker 3: That was funny, the skytower hat.
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  Speaker 5: That was the funniest part on the way out there,
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  Speaker 5: was a hat there. We're just like, should we make
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  Speaker 5: how they have to wear his hat?
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  Speaker 4: When you do, it's go mate, And it suited you
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  Speaker 4: down to the ground. I have to say it was great.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't it a little fedora or a feather and rob Hood?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you did.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: Robin Hood a.
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  Speaker 3: Very camp Robin Hood.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gross. It's going to beat that. Well.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to get into some wife chat here,
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  Speaker 3: but we've sort of run out of time, and maybe
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  Speaker 3: I'll do it on the show. No, it's not something
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  Speaker 3: I want to I'm scared of your wife.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just scared of her.
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  Speaker 2: Man Like, surely you're not being like it's just having
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  Speaker 2: a bit of fun, right.
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  Speaker 3: Well, this is the thing. I was having a bit
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  Speaker 3: of fun with her today on the old chat and
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  Speaker 3: she didn't take it as fun.
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  Speaker 2: It's because your fun is just being annoying.
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  Speaker 4: But that was fun.
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  Speaker 3: But that that is fun. But I wasn't actually being annoying.
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  Speaker 3: I was being sexy.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds annoying. That gross.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds real gross.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I suppose it is pretty gross.
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  Speaker 4: Really, isn't it what you're doing? Do you think can
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  Speaker 4: I read it? You know?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I was going to read it out, but I'll
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  Speaker 3: do it on the show.
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  Speaker 4: Better.
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  Speaker 2: It should we all send a sixty text to our
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  Speaker 2: life and see he gets the best.
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  Speaker 3: It's not it's not sick.
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  Speaker 4: It was it was jokes.
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  Speaker 2: I reckon.
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  Speaker 5: We should all seen the same text to our wives
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  Speaker 5: at the same time that says, hey, how about you
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  Speaker 5: and need to not or something like that, wink wink,
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  Speaker 5: and then just see who gets the best response.
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  Speaker 2: I think that would be funny.
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  Speaker 3: I've already sort of blown my kind of chance.
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  Speaker 4: Would probably be funny, but my wife probably wouldn't think
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  Speaker 4: it was funny. That would be the issue. And I
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  Speaker 4: know how commably are not offending them?
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  Speaker 3: Well, my wife just replied to why don't.
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  Speaker 4: We just call them up and talk? You know, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but don't let them know that they're alive.
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  Speaker 3: On my wife three our little conversation. I said, well,
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  Speaker 3: but thank you, You've just given me some good content,
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  Speaker 3: and she was like, well, I'm nothing of not good
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  Speaker 3: content upside down smiley faces.
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  Speaker 4: Fine, it's good, that's great. She's goaded.
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  Speaker 2: That's yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I might as well not even go home tonight. You
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  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, Fellow, I wouldn't be surprised if
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  Speaker 3: she just went, you know, fuck you, man. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know why you should reward her.
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  Speaker 2: I just can't imagine being scared of my wife.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not scared of my wife.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't say.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't say I'm not scared of my wife, but
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  Speaker 4: I'm respectful of it. Keys, And I think that's where
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  Speaker 4: you and I different.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, I don't respect my wife.
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  Speaker 5: I cheat on her all the time, Shane, Pugs isn't
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  Speaker 5: need to clip that off. Don't use that as the
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  Speaker 5: podcast clipbit. Pugs cheers man Hey, listen to The Big
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  Speaker 5: Show four or seven every weekday radio HURDACKI good listeners
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  Speaker 5: out there.
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  Speaker 4: He hasn't been here for the last five minutes. He's
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  Speaker 4: out there here his noticing Todly. I don't think he's human,
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  Speaker 4: but he's always few and an't your Pugs