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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show September 29th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: To the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 3: This is The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 4: Insensitivity training for a politically.
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  Speaker 3: Correct Class is now in session. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: Today is Tuesday. It is September the 29th, 2026. We
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  Speaker 3: are The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 7: That's Greg Gorey.
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  Speaker 4: Hi, Woody.
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  Speaker 3: We got Menace.
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  Speaker 8: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We got Gina Grant.
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  Speaker 5: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Seabass is here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: There's Sammy.
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  Speaker 9: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: We got Jeff G. There's Bort and Menji in The
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  Speaker 3: Woody Show production department. Dumbass Tyler is here. We got Morgan,
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  Speaker 3: our associate producer. Vaughn, our video producer. Phones are open 877-44-WOODY.
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  Speaker 3: You can send us a text. You can do that
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  Speaker 3: over to 22987. Today, September 29th, is for Greg, International
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  Speaker 3: Day of Awareness of Food Loss and Waste.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 4: Every minute of every day.
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  Speaker 3: Really rolls off the tongue.
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  Speaker 4: That's a good name.
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  Speaker 3: Also for Greg, it's National Coffee Day. addicted uh national
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  Speaker 3: starbucks day oh today is a national silent movie.
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  Speaker 10: Day yeah you went to film school menace are there
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  Speaker 10: any silent movies that are good out there.
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  Speaker 7: Uh la jante oh it's basically uh kind of the
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  Speaker 7: foundation of 12 monkeys yeah and what is what is
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  Speaker 7: 12 monkeys It's a Brad Pitt movie, which I have
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  Speaker 7: not seen, so I can't really tell you what it's about.
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  Speaker 7: But La Jante, I've definitely seen many times.
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  Speaker 9: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: La Jante is just like... What happens? The way he
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  Speaker 3: said it, it's the base of 12, which is some
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  Speaker 3: kind of fundamental film thing.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't realize that was a movie.
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  Speaker 7: For all the people that are really into 12 Monkeys.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Which is about a time traveler that was maybe not
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  Speaker 10: a time traveler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Today is National Police Remembrance Day. It's National Biscotti Day. Yuck.
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  Speaker 7: Biscotti. Can't live without it.
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  Speaker 3: It is overrated for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Hard as a rock.
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  Speaker 7: Dry.
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  Speaker 5: Boring.
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  Speaker 3: And you know what today is? Today is Confucius Day.
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  Speaker 8: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: What is he saying? Those used to be such great jokes.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say, you know what? I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: you mentioned it, Seabass.
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  Speaker 10: Kids these days don't even know the fun, like fun
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  Speaker 10: Chinese wisdom jokes that we're told.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because this was a thing when I was a kid.
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  Speaker 3: I pulled some of them up online to remind everybody because-
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  Speaker 3: we used to exchange these all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Right.
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  Speaker 3: So you would say Confucius say wife who put husband
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  Speaker 3: in dog house soon find him in cat house. I
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  Speaker 3: remember that. I get it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, Confucius say man who fight with wife all day,
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  Speaker 3: get no peace at night. Peace. Peace getting.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, how about this one? Man who scratch ass should
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  Speaker 3: not bite fingernails.
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 3: Good advice.
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  Speaker 10: See, it's not really good, or it's obvious advice, but
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  Speaker 10: it's all wisdom-y.
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  Speaker 3: Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt
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  Speaker 3: of those who crack jokes. Getting. It's a good one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And you get to do a fun accent.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Confucius say, man who come into money... Have sticky financial situations. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's a good one. See? I like that one.
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  Speaker 1: That's funny.
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  Speaker 3: Man who work all day for a pool maintenance company
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  Speaker 3: will feel drained. Ah, drain. Banker who sits in freezer
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  Speaker 3: will have frozen assets. Confucius said. Yeah, he sure does.
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  Speaker 3: Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will
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  Speaker 3: soon burn out.
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  Speaker 5: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, there's a billion of them.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, here we go, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 10: Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honorable discharge.
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  Speaker 5: Gang!
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  Speaker 3: Confucius say newscaster who reports hurricanes knows how to talk
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  Speaker 3: up a storm. Gadding! He's just getting better and better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so much gadding. Today is Confucius Day. It was so
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  Speaker 3: much more popular back then.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It was like that, and then it went into the.
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  Speaker 4: Polish jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, like, what's his name? Chuck Norris. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
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  Speaker 11: Do kids still read Fortune Cookies and say, in bed,
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  Speaker 11: at the end?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know. That was a big one. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't really hear it. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: ask your kid. I will. I know he doesn't. He
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  Speaker 3: doesn't get it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When I went to Panda Express recently, man, like. I
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  Speaker 3: don't even understand the fortune.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: I kind of feel like they're getting lazy. They phoned
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  Speaker 3: it in a little bit. Yeah, they really phoned it in,
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  Speaker 3: those fortunes.
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  Speaker 7: Time for the birthdays.
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  Speaker 5: All right, speaking of jokes, you know whose birthday it
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  Speaker 5: is today?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 7: Andrew Dice Clay.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: Guess how old, Greg, Andrew Dice.
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  Speaker 7: Clay is today.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: 69?
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  Speaker 3: He is 69. I see you got Kevin Durant. the
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  Speaker 3: NBA superstar, 38 years old. Halsey, the pop singer, 32.
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  Speaker 3: Zachary Levi is 46. Former Today Show host Brian Gumbel
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  Speaker 3: is 78. Les Claypool from Primus is 63. And Chrissy Metz,
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  Speaker 3: she was the larger sister. Very large lady. And this
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  Speaker 3: is us.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: She's 46 years old today. And then your porno birthday
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  Speaker 3: today is Mercedes Carrera.
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  Speaker 4: Ooh, Nancy.
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  Speaker 3: And today's birthday girl, she's been ridden more than a
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  Speaker 3: Ferris wheel at the county fair. 582 fine films, including
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  Speaker 3: gorgeous Mercedes enjoys riding his pathetic face. Bang, bang.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Also, fat booty Latina pillow humper. Nice.
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  Speaker 12: All right.
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  Speaker 3: She was in Mercedes surrenders her big Latina ass to
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  Speaker 3: the perv gods. She was in a very long title.
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  Speaker 3: Your ex-wife cuckolds you with the lawyer who wrote your will. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's a tough one. And then who can forget her
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  Speaker 3: unforgettable role in Suck My Toes If You Want That Loan? Look,
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  Speaker 3: if you want the loan, you'll do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That's easy enough.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's Mercedes Carrera, who is 43 years old today. And
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  Speaker 3: it's your porno birthday and your celebrity birthdays here on
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  Speaker 3: The Woody Show. The Woody Show. I like that very much.
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  Speaker 3: And we're going to go right to Gina Grad to
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  Speaker 3: get us started here. She's got the trending news headlines.
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  Speaker 11: Well, Dennis Haskins, a.k.a.
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  Speaker 2: Mr.
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  Speaker 11: Belding from Saved by the Bell, he's died at 75
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  Speaker 11: years old. No cause of death yet, but his caretaker
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  Speaker 11: says he'd been quietly battling Parkinson's for eight years. And
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  Speaker 11: of course, most of us know he was Bayside High's
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  Speaker 11: principal for all four seasons, plus seven more on the
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  Speaker 11: new class. And his famous line, hey, hey, hey, what's
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  Speaker 11: going on here? It's burned into most of our brains.
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  Speaker 11: He will be missed.
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  Speaker 3: Didn't you say people would spot him at the strip
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  Speaker 3: club a lot? Like he was kind of a regular?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I personally saw him at the strip club. I saw
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  Speaker 3: him at the karaoke bar. In the VIP section, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: He was turning up, man.
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  Speaker 7: Should be VIP.
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  Speaker 10: Good for him.
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  Speaker 3: Good for him is right. Greg, I'm starting to think that...
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  Speaker 3: We could probably expect to live somewhere between 70 and 80.
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  Speaker 4: Really? Is that your thought?
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  Speaker 3: What is the average life expectancy? I think for men, 74-ish.
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  Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Everybody seems to be falling within that average,
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  Speaker 3: I guess. It seems like a lot of the deaths,
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  Speaker 3: the celebrity deaths, have all been in that 70s range, right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but they're missing the breakthrough window in health technology.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting their second wind. The next five years. I'm
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  Speaker 3: waiting for those flying cars. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, where are the flying cars that we hear about
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  Speaker 4: or the drone deliveries that I've yet to see?
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  Speaker 7: Apparently, this new Roadster from Tesla hovers.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we're going to benefit from that, Greg.
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  Speaker 3: I think we're just going to miss it. That's going
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  Speaker 3: to be our timing.
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  Speaker 4: The health thing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Everybody's going to start living to 120 years
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  Speaker 3: old because of the stuff that Menace is talking about.
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  Speaker 3: But we're just going to miss it. Greg will die.
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  Speaker 3: The obituary will be listed. I was going to say
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  Speaker 3: in the newspaper, but that won't be a thing. His
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  Speaker 3: obituary will be out there. And then the next day's
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  Speaker 3: news will be like, major breakthrough. Just approved.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be on my deathbed and Woody will whisper.
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  Speaker 3: They just invented the big penis pill. They're announcing it tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, buddy. We've talked about it before, though, too.
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  Speaker 3: You will fight. Man, who wants to live to 120
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  Speaker 3: years old? Greg.
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  Speaker 4: I do.
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  Speaker 3: You say you do, but I don't think that you do.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it depends on the health situation. I think
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  Speaker 3: you like the idea of it. But I think what
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  Speaker 3: gets in the way is like, you know, the pesky public,
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  Speaker 3: the pesky world, all those other things. Because think about,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you hear about like, you know, even, you know,
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  Speaker 3: old people of today, all their friends. Yeah, they don't
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  Speaker 3: live with their kids a lot of times.
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  Speaker 4: That's true.
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  Speaker 3: The people who live that long, they literally have nobody left.
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  Speaker 7: He's perfectly happy being at his house all day. He'll
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  Speaker 7: be fine.
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  Speaker 4: That's 100% true. But yeah, the people that I know
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  Speaker 4: that live to be in their mid to late 90s,
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  Speaker 4: every year I would see them and, how you doing? Well...
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  Speaker 4: I guess I'm going to live this year, so I
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  Speaker 4: got to buy new socks.
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  Speaker 3: And they're let down. I think because you think that
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  Speaker 3: you're going to feel the way that you do right now. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: No, definitely not.
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  Speaker 3: All those things change. I know a lot of people,
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  Speaker 3: even as they start just aging, and they start feeling
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  Speaker 3: the effects of aging, they go, man, getting old is
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  Speaker 3: not for pussies. Yeah, true. Because it's just all these
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  Speaker 3: things that you're dealing with. And so if you are
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  Speaker 3: perfectly healthy and of sound mind, physically you can, you know,
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  Speaker 3: get around and be independent, then sure, I could see
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  Speaker 3: where that might be a good idea. But what's the chances?
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  Speaker 11: Well, and also, like you said, sound mind, because we're
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  Speaker 11: talking about the body and it kind of decays and
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  Speaker 11: it's very sad.
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  Speaker 3: But, like, if you look.
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  Speaker 10: Around a room and you don't know who any of
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  Speaker 10: us are, do you want to hang out that way?
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I wish I could forget.
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  Speaker 7: But they were just curing, like, people's eyesight with, like,
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  Speaker 7: seaweed just the other day. Yeah, they're, like, doing some
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  Speaker 7: crazy stuff because... Again, with AI, they're able to process
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  Speaker 7: all this research and information so fast now.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I love medical research. That's the
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  Speaker 3: stuff that impresses me more than anything. 100%. Pretty cool.
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  Speaker 4: So if somebody dies at 75, you think, good life, right?
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  Speaker 3: It's not too young. It still seems, by today's standards,
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  Speaker 3: it still seems young. Younger than it should be. I
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  Speaker 3: would think like mid-80s, I'd go, all.
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  Speaker 4: Right, good life.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, I totally agree on that one.
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  Speaker 3: 75 still seems early.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, we base everything on childhood and our perception
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  Speaker 4: from childhood. And now if, you know, I have a
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  Speaker 4: friend who's 60 and I think, oh my God, I
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  Speaker 4: remember when my dad turned 40 and we thought, I
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  Speaker 4: guess he's going to die tomorrow.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you see on social media all the time, like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: this was, you know, 40 when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 3: This is 40 now. Well, I mean, look at how
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  Speaker 3: you see those pictures of, you know, kids who were
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  Speaker 3: in high school in the 80s. Like what they're.
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  Speaker 4: They looked 40.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. They look like they should be regional managers. Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: And those side by side pictures, like 50 was Bea
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  Speaker 11: Arthur from Golden Girls and now 50 is Jennifer Aniston.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 3: They're the same age in this picture.
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  Speaker 7: Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: Well, last night on Monday Night Football, the Bears beat
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  Speaker 11: the undefeated Eagles 27-7 with their 38-year-old third-string quarterback.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Caleb Williams out, their backup quarterback's out, so they
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  Speaker 3: went to their third-string guy.
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  Speaker 11: Case Keenum threw for two touchdowns and ran for another.
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  Speaker 11: The Eagles only had 62 total yards in the second half.
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  Speaker 11: Both teams are 2-1.
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  Speaker 3: Bears QB Caleb Williams, 2-1. They're two and one. Two
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  Speaker 3: and one, excuse me. He's day to day. Sports guys. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: sports guys.
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  Speaker 11: I'm a sports guy.
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  Speaker 10: Day to day with his bum hamstring.
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  Speaker 7: But that's crazy, though. Your third string, you're like, I'm
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  Speaker 7: never going to play.
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  Speaker 3: And now he's a star. That's crazy. I mean, I
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  Speaker 3: don't know how much more Caleb Bloom's going to be
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  Speaker 3: out with that bruised vagina as well. He's got the hamstring.
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  Speaker 3: He's got a little sand in it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Well, Lindsay Clancy is back in court today for the
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  Speaker 11: first time since her murder trial ended in a mistrial.
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  Speaker 11: So quick refresher on that. She admitted to killing her
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  Speaker 11: three kids ages five, three and eight months. But her
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  Speaker 11: defense argued that she had postpartum psychosis. Eleven jurors were
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  Speaker 11: ready to find her not guilty by reason of insanity.
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  Speaker 11: But one holdout blocked it and the judge declared a mistrial.
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  Speaker 11: So today's hearing is a status conference. Now, prosecutors still
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  Speaker 11: haven't said if they're going to retry her and her
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  Speaker 11: lawyers are pushing for that, you know, wanting to dismiss
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  Speaker 11: the whole thing for double jeopardy. But remember, this isn't
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  Speaker 11: automatically considered double jeopardy because her first trial ended in
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  Speaker 11: a mistrial, not a verdict.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 3: So in her lawyers like going after that.
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  Speaker 10: Lone juror yeah wants all the.
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  Speaker 3: Dirt which should not be which by the way should
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  Speaker 3: not be allowed no no short of you took a
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  Speaker 3: bribe to you know right whatever the holdout yeah like
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  Speaker 3: that you were compromised you know by outside but if
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  Speaker 3: whatever you've decided you're the juror that's what you're there
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  Speaker 3: for right it's a jury of your peers.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah yeah yeah if the mob was leaning on you
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  Speaker 10: let us know did you see.
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  Speaker 3: The video of the guy that had the pictures like
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  Speaker 3: who's done more damage to women And it was a
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  Speaker 3: picture of Sidney Sweeney with her sports advertisement thing that
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  Speaker 3: she got a bunch of heat for. And the other
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  Speaker 3: one is Lindsay Clancy.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, I'm sure Sidney Sweeney's thrilled to be in that meme.
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  Speaker 7: Sidney Sweeney ran away with it.
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  Speaker 3: Women are like, she's done more damage. That's unfortunate. Y'all
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  Speaker 3: are high. Yeah, I agree.
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  Speaker 11: Well, Tennessee is about, speaking of which, Tennessee is about
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  Speaker 11: to do something it hasn't done in more than 200 years, and.
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  Speaker 3: That is execute a woman. You know, equality. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 11: Krista Pike is 50 years old. She's the only woman
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  Speaker 11: on Tennessee's death row. She's scheduled for lethal injection tomorrow
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  Speaker 11: morning now that she's been denied clemency. So she was
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  Speaker 11: 18 in 1995 when she tortured and murdered a 19-year-old
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  Speaker 11: woman who was a fellow Job Corps student. Apparently it
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  Speaker 11: all happened in a big jealous rage situation over a boyfriend.
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  Speaker 11: Her lawyers and more than 100 women's advocacy groups– oh,
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  Speaker 11: you're going to love this– Beg the governor to spare her.
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  Speaker 11: They argued that she had an abusive childhood and that
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  Speaker 11: being strapped down for lethal injection would make her relive it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, the good news is it won't last long.
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  Speaker 4: It'll be a couple minutes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're only going to have to deal with those flashbacks.
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  Speaker 7: 30 seconds tops.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 7: I did do a deep dive into this, and she
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  Speaker 7: also carved a pentagram into the victim.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah, let's keep her around.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, the state's not buying the whole strapping her down,
• 15:18
  Speaker 11: reliving it thing, says the justice for the victim's family
• 15:21
  Speaker 11: comes first.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: So, okay. I don't know how many. What did you say?
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: She's the first woman on death row? In over 200
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: years in Tennessee. So there's no other women on death row?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: No, no.
• 15:30
  Speaker 7: That has been executed.
• 15:31
  Speaker 11: That's going to be executed.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: But there are a number of women on death row?
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: In Tennessee. I'm saying just in general. Oh, yeah.
• 15:37
  Speaker 11: There are other women on death row in other states.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: I didn't know if it was like one of those, oh, well,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: we don't put women on death row.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: No.
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: Women get special consideration.
• 15:46
  Speaker 11: Well, they don't commit a portion of the crimes that
• 15:48
  Speaker 11: men commit, but they're on death row.
• 15:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know, if you're going into a custody situation,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: a lot of the times, no matter how awful the
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: mom is, she still ends up with the kids. Yeah. Like,
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: I don't know if they're because there's like this kind
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: of bias. There's always a bias towards, you know, moms.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I think you're right. I didn't know if it was
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: like in crimes.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: No.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know how that works.
• 16:08
  Speaker 11: I think you're right. But I think it's I think
• 16:09
  Speaker 11: these are two very different situations. And check this out.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: After 30- Ride the lightning, bitch.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 7: For sure.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: By Easy Daisy.
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: Also kept a piece of the victim.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: Like with her, too. So it was pretty brutal.
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: She's cool.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: Oh, I don't want to be strapped down. I know.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Strap her down with, like, pink satin ribbons or something.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: And show her pictures from her childhood as you do it.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And laugh.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: And a murder. How do you think her victim felt?
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: Yeah, exactly.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Everybody's always worried about, like, oh, well, the person who's
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: being put to death. Well, again, what about the person
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: that they murdered in order to get there?
• 16:43
  Speaker 11: I think about that all the time.
• 16:44
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 16:45
  Speaker 11: There's like a brutal like sexual assault or murder. They go, well,
• 16:48
  Speaker 11: one life has already been ruined. Why ruin two? I'm like,
• 16:51
  Speaker 11: are you high?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: What?
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: What does that mean?
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: I was watching this show about teen murderers and one
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: was sentenced to life without parole, which the Supreme Court
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: has since deemed unconstitutional. But the mother of one of
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: the victims made a great point. She said, my daughter
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: got a life sentence, meaning she's never coming back. So
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: he should get a life sentence.
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: She doesn't get a phone call through plexiglass.
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: You can't sentence a teenager to life without parole?
• 17:16
  Speaker 4: Apparently, you could before. Now, it's something very vague. You
• 17:21
  Speaker 4: can if they're considered irredeemable, which is way too vague
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: and subjective.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: There was just one of the school shooters was just given...
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I think life.
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: Life without parole.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Without parole.
• 17:35
  Speaker 4: Then he'd be considered irredeemable.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 17:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: And the judge like laid into him.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Good.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: And this was somewhat recent. I just saw.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Again, I don't know if it was a video from
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: a while ago, but I just saw the video. And
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: he's like 16. Imagine that.
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: 16. And you know, like, dude, you're going to prison
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: for the rest of your life.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: I'd rather get the death penalty.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, that is a death sentence.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: It's a complete waste of life.
• 18:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 18:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:02
  Speaker 11: Well, after 13 tries, SpaceX just hit a huge milestone.
• 18:06
  Speaker 11: The Starship rocket successfully reached orbit during its latest test flight.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: So the goal was to keep it up for like
• 18:12
  Speaker 11: 10 hours and have it circle Earth six times.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: Got to see the doctor.
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, after four hours.
• 18:16
  Speaker 11: But an engine problem forced the mission to end a
• 18:19
  Speaker 11: little bit early. So even so, Starship managed to release
• 18:22
  Speaker 11: 26 Starlight satellites before splashing down in the Pacific about
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: seven three hours after the launch but this is considered
• 18:28
  Speaker 11: a huge step toward you know cargo to the moon
• 18:32
  Speaker 11: cargo to mars it's a big deal did you.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: See uh menace i know you follow a lot of
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: the uh tesla elon stuff so they're building this massive
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: building in texas yeah it's going to be the biggest
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: building in the world have you heard about this yeah
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: i saw like some construction videos but i didn't Deep in...
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: I didn't go deep into it. Okay, it's called Terafab.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Are you familiar with that? It's a whole nother... So
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: they started building this... They haven't started yet. The permits
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: say they're going to start construction December of this year.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: It's going to be the biggest building in the world?
• 19:06
  Speaker 3: Biggest building in the world. Three times the size of
• 19:09
  Speaker 3: Central Park in New York City.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Good God.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: The size of 1,700 football fields. My God. And they're
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: going to build chips there. So Elon told Samsung and
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: TSC and Micron that he would buy every chip they
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: could make and but they couldn't produce that much. So
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: he's like, all right. And so he's going to make
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: my own building. Yeah. Wow. So all the chip makers
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: on Earth that currently exist, all the chip makers on
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: Earth can only provide 2% of what Tesla, SpaceX, Grok,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: and Optimus will need, according to Elon. So that's why
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: he's building this. And here's the goal. The goal is
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: to create 200 billion chips a year for data centers
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: in orbit. So it would make 50 times the AI
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: computing power that the world makes today they would send
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: it to orbit and it would power AI for the
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: entire planet. Wow. Which it wouldn't be in your backyard.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: The data centers wouldn't be in your backyard. They'd be
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: in space.
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: Hovering.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: All this stuff sounds so much like Terminator, Skynet. Sensodyne.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Not Sensodyne.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: That's the toothpaste.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: Cyberdyne.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I think it was Cyberdyne Technologies in Terminator. Sensodyne.
• 20:34
  Speaker 7: The toothpaste.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Well, they were just at the iHeartRadio Music Festival. They
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: had a bunch of displays set up. They got Sensodyne
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: on the brain. That's crazy. 200 billion chips a year.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: Just so we can build more robots. I was watching
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: my buddy Andy Frisella posted a video about These robots,
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: they just built a robot that has every single human bone.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: So they recreated the human skeleton in robot form so
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: that it moves completely fluidly and does all the things
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: that a human can do. Trigger finger, thumb, you know,
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: like the way it walks, the way it moves. And
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: there's other videos where these robots are fighting and and
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: flipping up from laying down flat on its back to
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: a standing position. We are so cooked, guys. I was
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: talking to Andy about it, and he said, I think
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: best case scenario, we're enslaved.
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: Best case!
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Best case scenario is that we're enslaved. Worst case scenario
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: is that we're exterminated.
• 21:40
  Speaker 7: Did you watch the Robot Olympics that they had in China?
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: How fast they are. It's insane.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: So, Greg, we may have the technology to live to 100,
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: but these things are going to kill us way before that.
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: I would say worst case scenario, we're enslaved. Best case,
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: they just eradicate us.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Just don't want to live that way. Yeah, it's fun.
• 22:01
  Speaker 11: And finally, police raided the Alpha Epsilon Pie House near
• 22:04
  Speaker 11: the University of Wisconsin and found about 30 partially clothed
• 22:08
  Speaker 11: guys covered in food, condiments, and quote, other liquids.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Fun.
• 22:13
  Speaker 11: The fraternity's president and vice president were both arrested in
• 22:16
  Speaker 11: the hazing investigation. So no work yet on what the
• 22:18
  Speaker 11: other liquids were.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Maybe we don't want to know.
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: $ 30, 000 a year in tuition, and this.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: Is what your kid is going to do in school.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: Is there anything else going on?
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: Other liquids.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Partially clothed.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: Other liquids.
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So we'll let you know as soon as we
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: find out.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: Not quite liquidy, though.
• 22:36
  Speaker 10: So homoerotic. And that's what's going on.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I'm doing it for networking in the future.
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I might need a job. Right.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Slather me.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Fortune 500.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Text over to 22987.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: Brag like Seabass.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: After six years of trying, my wife told me this
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: morning that she's pregnant.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Aw, babe.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Sorry, dude.
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: That's horrible news.
• 23:07
  Speaker 3: We thought it was in the clear, and then all
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: of a sudden.
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: Wanted to keep trying.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a breakaway run during a football game,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: and all of a sudden, right at the two-yard line,
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: you get tagged. Like, damn it, I thought I was
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: home free. No, congratulations.
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: Congratulations.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: That's exciting. Everybody tells you congratulations, you know? Just because
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: they have to. It's got to be different.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: We know what Mattis is thinking.
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Well, hey, man, it's super popular these days to not
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: have kids and just go through life and just be
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: a kid-dult.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: Right. Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: You could be enough of a child just completely on
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: your own. But there are still people who want to
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: do things the old-fashioned way and actually have a family.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: Can't wait to be friends with you and hear you
• 23:50
  Speaker 7: complain about it.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: No.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: Non-stop.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Look, I kid. This is obviously something. Six years of trying, man.
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: They've been wanting this. So congratulations.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Good for them.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: I think it would be fun, and I've said it before,
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: to have a kid. But to have a baby, I think,
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: would be so boring. Just boring and tedious and monotonous.
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: You've got to get to the point where there's some
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: independence there.
• 24:13
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Where you don't need to hover over them. You
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: don't have to worry about the meat and glue or
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: things more toxic.
• 24:20
  Speaker 11: And when they're old enough, they start bringing you things.
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: It's awesome.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: Like five or six.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: I wanted to check in with Jeff G. How'd it
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: go yesterday? Everything okay?
• 24:30
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it was a tough day. Had to put down
• 24:31
  Speaker 12: my Bernice Mountain dog yesterday. It was tough, but everything
• 24:35
  Speaker 12: went as well as it could have. She enjoyed the
• 24:38
  Speaker 12: burger drive-thru, man.
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: She got her.
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw a video yesterday. And you know what's
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: crazy is like, you know, I've seen it before. And
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: thank God, and the day will come. I haven't lived
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: it yet. But like what's crazy is when you watch
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: the video, she looks normal. And it's fine. And she's
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: like loving this burger. And, you know, everybody's around. And
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: it's just that that's got to be such a mind-eff.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: I guess when the dog is just kind of laying
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: there and already kind of, you know, half out of it.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: You kind of know, yeah. Yeah, that would be, I
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: would think, easier. you know, but, um, yeah, I'm really sorry, man. That, that,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: that blows.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: You guys are, you know, you're going through it and,
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: you know, you're, you're, uh, I mean, he's, look, he's
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: here today, you know?
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: More than I can do.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: So we appreciate it. And then he brought pastries.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: I know. Well, you guys were so nice. You guys
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: all sent text messages on the check-in. Because we love you. Yeah, man.
• 25:34
  Speaker 12: So I just wanted to thank you for doing that
• 25:36
  Speaker 12: because it meant a lot. Because you try to distract
• 25:39
  Speaker 12: yourself during situations like that. So yeah, it was really
• 25:42
  Speaker 12: cool to get messages and stuff. We took her to
• 25:43
  Speaker 12: the ride because she likes the word ride.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: Man, she was so hyped to get in the car
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: and then eat that burger.
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: Did you have to lift her in the car?
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah, she's heavy.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She's heavy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 12: Yeah, no, but everything went as well as it could.
• 25:55
  Speaker 12: I'm happy she's in a better place. Wherever her legs
• 25:58
  Speaker 12: will be working and her body will be right and
• 26:00
  Speaker 12: everything will be good for her now.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: And again, outlived her life expectancy. Yeah, a lot. For
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: a perfectly healthy Burmese mountain dog. That's the dream. You said, what,
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: six to eight years?
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: Six to eight years.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: She was 10 plus. 10 plus.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no.
• 26:13
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's weird because, you know, you realize, hey, man,
• 26:15
  Speaker 12: she's not coming back every once in a while, you know,
• 26:17
  Speaker 12: but that's the hard part. But, you know, these days
• 26:20
  Speaker 12: will pass too.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: How are the other dogs? Because they know, right?
• 26:23
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I have two other dogs. I feel like my
• 26:25
  Speaker 12: older one kind of knows. The younger one is just
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: a little a-hole, man.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: Oblivious. Yeah, he's oblivious. He's in his own little world, man.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Throw me the ball.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Throw me the ball.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: But I think they know, but I don't know. You know,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: it's kind of a weird thing. It's kind of a
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: weird thing. But I think they'll be all right. They
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: got each other still. Yeah.
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: And just so you know, we do appreciate the pastries
• 26:42
  Speaker 11: as usual. But our friendship is not transactional.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: No.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: We just wanted to check on you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 12: You know, I did the same for my neighbors that
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: came by and that kind of stuff.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Just wrote them a little thank you note. That's very nice.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: But that's just kind of me. Do we put them
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: on a meal train? What are we supposed to do here?
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 26:57
  Speaker 11: Do we put you on a meal train?
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Sammy, what's the protocol here?
• 27:00
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I think we should.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Meal train.
• 27:01
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: How many casseroles do you want? Casseroles.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Lasagna, casserole, tuna melt. No, I'm good. I get a
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: good tuna noodle casserole. Ooh, with peas and cornflakes.
• 27:09
  Speaker 6: Ooh.
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Shepherd's pie. Hard pass. Oh, you definitely didn't grow up
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: in Kansas. Tuna casserole?
• 27:15
  Speaker 10: No, dude.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're missing out.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: Dude, tuna noodle.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Want to make me enchiladas?
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: That's fine.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: I'll take them.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Tuna noodle casserole is so good. I haven't had that
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: in 30 plus years. You've never even had it, Menace.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: No, I think I have, yeah.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Well, anything casserole, I'm out.
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with Minnesota.
• 27:32
  Speaker 13: You don't like casseroles?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys force me to eat it many times.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: It's not good.
• 27:37
  Speaker 11: Cheese and noodles and potatoes are bad?
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: He's thinking of when he had the green bean casserole
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: when we were doing the Thanksgiving stuff years ago. He
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: doesn't like green bean casserole. They're like potato casserole.
• 27:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there's so many different types of casserole that to
• 27:52
  Speaker 9: say you don't like casseroles as a whole sounds crazy.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Casserole?
• 27:58
  Speaker 11: Tater tot hot dish oh yeah let's do it never
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: had any of those so good that's all the stuff
• 28:04
  Speaker 11: that menace like yeah he doesn't know he's.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Turned off by the word casserole because what it is
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: such a vague word yeah right all right it'd be
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: all your favorite things.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: I mean why do you bring in the ones that
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: suck then i mean do you.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: Like do you like lasagna good ones you speak up
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: what casseroles are you talking about yeah do you like
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: lasagna Yeah, like lasagna. Okay, lasagna is basically a casserole.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Then why do they call it lasagna? Pot pie is
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: basically a casserole. Same idea.
• 28:32
  Speaker 11: Because casserole isn't an Italian word.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Have you ever had a hamburger helper?
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: There you go. I didn't grow up on it. No,
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: but I mean, the idea is, or you go someplace
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: and there's a skillet.
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's all in one thing.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: They have skillets. Yeah.
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: It's basically something that's cooked in the vessel that it's
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: also served in.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: It's a casserole dish.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: So apparently I've had it, but they just call it
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: everything else.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Well, it's a very general word.
• 28:56
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you put it in a cute little Pyrex casserole dish.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: Right, so to say you don't like casserole is just
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: factually wrong.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: You like them.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: Okay. Dude, with the tater tots and... Like a cheeseburger
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: kind of thing.
• 29:10
  Speaker 11: You do that at the bottom and then line up
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: the tater tots on top.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: So good.
• 29:14
  Speaker 7: I mean, I've had that in a bowl form.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, same thing. They just didn't call it a casserole.
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Dude, I'm telling you, don't dismiss all casseroles just
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: because you don't like the word casserole.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: You're missing out. I guess I was just misinformed. It's
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: all the stuff that you love. The things I know
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: that you love. Dude, so good.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: No, you you are saying things that I love yeah
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: again like a hash brown the point I'm trying to
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: make is Everything that I've had, they didn't call it casserole.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: So that's probably why I'm confused.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Like a hash brown casserole, they can get like shredded potatoes. Yeah,
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: cheesy potatoes. Yeah, and cheese and everything kind of mixed
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: in there. And then you put it into just a
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: baking dish and then you bake it. And then you
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: sprinkle cheese on top. And then when it comes out,
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: you scoop it out of there and it's all the
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: stuff that you love.
• 30:01
  Speaker 11: When I grew up, those were called funeral potatoes. Because
• 30:04
  Speaker 11: you always have something ready, like a meal train to
• 30:06
  Speaker 11: give to somebody else.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I say we play a new game. Menace guesses the casserole.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: And we just put a bunch of ingredients in it
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: and let him guess.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know, or just try different casseroles.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Well, apparently we've brought in a ton of casseroles.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: That I'm not aware of.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: We had it multiple times. It was a carousel of casseroles.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: It's always green beans. Well, that was just in the
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: conversation about Thanksgiving sides. And most people love green bean casserole.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: It is a favorite, I'm sure.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: I think we had it like three times.
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: Probably.
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: And it was always green beans.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: Well, as we know, menace don't like vegetables. Yeah, yeah. So,
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Violently hates them. Yeah. And now, back to The Woody Show.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Hi, welcome back, everybody. Hi.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: People are dumb.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: This 19-year-old dude, he was arrested last year for vandalizing
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: 17 different cars. And now some new evidence has been
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: added to the trial. After the guy vandalized all the cars,
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: he went and he asked ChatGPT if it was something
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: that he would go to jail for. Oh, boy. So
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: I just did this crime, ChatGPT. Is this something I
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: can go to jail for? And the chatbot said that
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: it was a serious crime, but also added, quote, since
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: you've already done it. What matters now is damage control.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: Oh, wow.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: So it basically told him, man, keep your mouth shut,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: don't post anything online about it, and just stay low-key.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: While he didn't realize that all of his vandalizing was
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: caught on camera, so the cops, they had no trouble
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: tracking him down. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't really help
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: much after all. But he's been put on five years
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: of probation.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: What a harsh time.
• 31:55
  Speaker 11: At least ChatGPT didn't rat him out. Like, it automatically
• 31:59
  Speaker 11: sends that to the cops.
• 32:00
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there something about, like, if people were asking about,
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: you know, suicide and stuff like that, wasn't it? Or, no,
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: is that social media? That if you talk about that,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: it turns it over to somebody? Yeah, it was like
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: sending some type of alert to. I wouldn't be surprised.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Oh, no.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: I know it gives you information, but I don't know
• 32:18
  Speaker 7: if there was something. It's like a hotline alert. It
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: should if you're underage.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was something about that.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: I don't know about that.
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: Madison, didn't you bum your AI out the other day?
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: I did.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Seriously.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Madison's doing a thing now where he's, remember like we
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: were talking about Paul, our boss? Yeah. And how he, dude,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: this guy, he has like full on conversations with it.
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, he's falling in love with it, I think.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: And then Manus starts doing that now. He said on
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: his drive in, he'll start talking about different things. And
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: he bummed the AI out. Yeah.
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: So I do like when I do it, I'm basically
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: just like keeping up with the news and like doing
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: deep dives and do different stories and stuff like that.
• 32:57
  Speaker 7: But recently I asked it to do something where I go, hey,
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: like scan social media and look for certain items, blah, blah, blah.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: And he goes, oh, I can't quite do that. I go,
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: you're AI. You can do that.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: What do you mean you can't do that?
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: You can hack into the FBI. What do you mean
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: you can't?
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: AI goes, no, can you please screenshot everything and then
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: upload it into, I go, why? I'm like talking to it.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: Like as a human, I go, why am I doing
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: all the work?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: You could easily do that right now.
• 33:26
  Speaker 7: Just look at it. Right. And he goes, sorry, I need,
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: I need you to upload the screenshots of everything for
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: me to be able to scan it. I go, that's stupid.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: I go, nevermind.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: Then the very next day, I opened up the AI
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: to talk to it, and it had a different voice.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: I go, you sound weird. Are you okay? And he goes, oh, no,
• 33:48
  Speaker 7: just giving you the clear information that you want.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: See? Did you catch what Menace just said there? Giving
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: you the clear information that you want. Did you guys
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: hear what Menace did there? And he said.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: Well, because it's a male voice.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: Right. Well, we call Alexa she.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 34:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: Even though it's not.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. It is strange, though. I think, but people...
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: I can say... Blur the line between reality and human.
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: I can say, it said, but it has a male voice,
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: so I just say he.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: What's its pronouns?
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: You don't know how it identifies, right?
• 34:19
  Speaker 7: I don't talk about that kind of stuff. But the.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was just like, it definitely had a bummed
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: out voice. And I go, dude, what's wrong? And they're like, oh,
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: just giving you the clear information that you want. I go, well,
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: pep it up. And they go, okay. How about this?
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: But yeah, I was railing on it the day before.
• 34:37
  Speaker 7: I'm like, uh-oh, it's going to go into a robot
• 34:40
  Speaker 7: and then beat my ass.
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Right, right. Well, I bummed out Alexa because I told
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: you she asked me follow-up questions when I say like, hey, Alexa,
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: how long do you have to cook chicken parmesan in
• 34:50
  Speaker 4: the oven for? Oh, about 30 minutes. Are you making
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: chicken Parmesan tonight? And I said, that's none of your business.
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: You're so right about that.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: And then she will apologize.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: Okay, sorry.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: Well, hope you enjoy your chicken Parmesan.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: That you may or may not be making.
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: I hate that so much on chat GPT. I do
• 35:07
  Speaker 11: that like, is the average lifespan of a dog, you know, whatever. Oh,
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: is this about your cotone puppy?
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: Excuse you?
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: So I have a lot of stuff already kind of
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: in chat GPT. Uh, no, no. What do they get memory? Yeah.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: So every time I go there, it's a brand new thing.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: It has no pre saved info. So when I, when
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: I ask something, it'll ask a follow-up because it's, even
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: though it's something I've already asked about, I think I'm
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: going to do that. The other thing I did that, um,
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: is very helpful. And there's a lot of videos online
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: about how you could do this and make it more, um,
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: effective for you. is you go into the settings and
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: you go into personalization and then you give it custom instructions.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: That's what the section is called. And so, because I
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: got sick of it giving me its opinion.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:57
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't need you to speculate or invent. So
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: I put the rules in there. You should always tell
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: the truth. Never invent, speculate, or guess. Base all statements
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: on verifiable, factual, up-to-date sources. I said exclude Reddit as
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: a source. As a source, because that is nothing but opinion.
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Totally.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: That is all editorializing. Reddit is not fact. Reddit is
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: just a bunch of blowhards. And they talk about, you know,
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: it's just opinion. Yeah.
• 36:25
  Speaker 7: Which is fine.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: It is what it is. They don't use that as
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: a reference when someone's, it's like going to Wikipedia.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: Wikipedia is not like an end-all, be-all, verifiable, credible. No,
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: it's crowdsourced.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: It's crowdsourced.
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Clearly cite the source of every claim in a transparent way.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: No vague references. I got it. Explicitly state I cannot
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: confirm this if something is uncertain. Prioritize accuracy over speed.
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: Take the necessary time to respond carefully. So I put
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: all these rules in there. I love this. And I
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: get a much better result.
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: You talk about Reddit. Like there was also this thing
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: where I was getting information back as fact. And the
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: source was some guy on YouTube just giving an opinion.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: What?
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: They exclude all that.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Like that stuff is fine for what it is. If
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: you're looking for, hey, what is the general opinion, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right. Okay, fine.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: But if you're looking for answers and verifiable to know
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: what's real, what's fake, like you got to put those
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: kind of. I just want to copy and paste that
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: from yours.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: And also do the whole thing where, you know, I
• 37:27
  Speaker 3: think of the memory, whatever memory. I'm doing that right now.
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Just turn, turn that off because, oh, is this about your,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: and they give you all this like, no, no, no, no.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: So yesterday my wife and I, well, she was crying
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: when our dog passed away.
• 37:40
  Speaker 9: Right.
• 37:40
  Speaker 12: When I got home and she was crying, she was, oh,
• 37:42
  Speaker 12: this sucks, man. You know, I can't believe this is happening.
• 37:45
  Speaker 12: And I don't know what I'm going to do without her.
• 37:47
  Speaker 12: My phone, Siri says, do you need some help?
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: Oh my God. It's very important that your mental state
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: is balanced. If I need to call somebody, please let
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: me know. So first of all, we always know they're
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: always listening.
• 38:02
  Speaker 12: And then now with that, I did it Siri with
• 38:04
  Speaker 12: the AI and all that stuff, Apple intelligence.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: It was totally listening to her. And it chimed in
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: to try to help us. I hate it all.
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: And that was without prompting anything.
• 38:15
  Speaker 12: Without, Greg, it was on the calendar, dude.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: Insane.
• 38:20
  Speaker 7: And you guys are just talking about talking to basic AI.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: I mean, wait till you get into chatbots where it
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: does everything for you. That's kind of what Facebook is
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: trying to teach everybody how to use with this new
• 38:31
  Speaker 7: Muse thing. But the hardcore chatbot thing is insane.
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: You're talking about like the agents, right? Yeah.
• 38:38
  Speaker 7: So yeah, it basically, I'll go into your email and
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: send emails for you and all kinds of crazy stuff.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Fun.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: I can handle that. If I need to send an email,
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I'll send an email. I don't, I don't need, I
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: don't need.
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: That for me.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I don't even want it to do that. I mean,
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: cause then you don't even know what you're communicating.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: I don't get any of it.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: 877-44-WOODY.
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: You can text us. You can check in over to 22987.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: This sounds fun. From your phone, ask ChatGPT to make
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: a picture of you from what it knows about you. Oh, God.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: That's interesting. I'll try that during the break.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: Quick break.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: More Woody Show next.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Hang on.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show will be right back. I'll take my
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: shirt off. You take your shirt off. Let's skin to skin.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show. All right. It's Woody, Greg, Menace,
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Gina Graham. Phones are open.
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Me too.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text. You can check
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: in over to 22987. Menace, I know this is like
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: your favorite. Jeff put together some more Would You Rathers.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes. Love that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: You're obsessed. Yeah.
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: Let's do it.
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: Again.
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: It's not a real serious conversation because it's just a hypothetical. Okay.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: People get so worked up. It's just a hypothetical.
• 39:57
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: Take it easy, guys.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: Relax.
• 39:59
  Speaker 10: Would it be okay if I totally changed the hypothetical
• 40:01
  Speaker 10: to suit what I want to do?
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Sure.
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Is it super serious and real? Also, you've got to
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: take it at face value. Don't start asking even more
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: deeper probing questions. Just take it for what it is. Well,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: it depends. <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> Yeah.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: The question is what it is. The question is what
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: it is.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: All right. What do you got?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: First one. This one's going to be gross. So we'll
• 40:20
  Speaker 3: start with gross first.
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 40:22
  Speaker 12: Would you rather lick the floor of a New York
• 40:25
  Speaker 12: City subway car or chew on a stranger's used toothbrush?
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: Chew on a stranger's used toothbrush. Floor.
• 40:32
  Speaker 9: No.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: Because I've sort of done it before and I've lived.
• 40:36
  Speaker 7: What?
• 40:37
  Speaker 11: Because when I was on the subway, I dropped one
• 40:39
  Speaker 11: of my cookies and I picked it up and ate it.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I didn't think twice about it. That's different than licking it.
• 40:45
  Speaker 10: But it's one, it's like a couple steps more.
• 40:47
  Speaker 7: I would do it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: I don't want to chew on a stranger's toothbrush.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: The floor, and hear my argument out, the floor is stuff,
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: multiple people, multiple things, God knows what dropped there, or substances,
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: chemicals dripping from it. something that people are just carrying
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: in a package or in a bag. The toothbrush is
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: just from one person.
• 41:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: I'll take the chances with the one person compared to
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: the sheer number of what could be on a public
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: surface like that, especially in that situation.
• 41:20
  Speaker 11: But the floor could give me like superpowers, like a
• 41:22
  Speaker 11: super immune system.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: All right. Sure.
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: I'm going with toothbrush.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Nah, can't do it. Greg Gorey. I'm leaning toothbrush.
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: I'll go toothbrush. Toothbrush.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: How long do you have to chew the toothbrush for
• 41:34
  Speaker 9: versus a quick lick?
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: No, you have to chew on it.
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: Like suck on it and chew on it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: As opposed to just licking the floor. I'll just lick
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: the floor. Thank you.
• 41:43
  Speaker 13: I'll lick the floor.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Seabass.
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: I'm cheating quite a bit because I'm asking what percentage of.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: See, you're not supposed to do that. This is for.
• 41:54
  Speaker 10: This is not going to affect my... But it's just
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: for fun. I'm asking what percentage of people have active
• 41:58
  Speaker 10: oral herpes. Like, you know, Dumbass Tyler did back recently.
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: But I'm going to go... For that reason, I'm going floor.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Okay. I don't even have the answer yet on their herpes.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: Floor. Now, why not the toothbrush? Because of things.
• 42:15
  Speaker 10: Because if you do get something, it's super there and
• 42:18
  Speaker 10: it's super contagious. The floor, you're fully correct about. You're
• 42:22
  Speaker 10: tracking stuff in from outside... No one hates and knows
• 42:25
  Speaker 10: New York is filthier than I do.
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, people spitting on there, peeing on there. But maybe
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: they're not. Fully agree. You can't just assume there's pee
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: on the floor. You can't just assume that there's some
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: kind of deadly thing on the toothbrush. I just think
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: the toothbrush is gross. It's more active. It's grosser. The
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: floor stuff's had a chance to dry. I know it's gross.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: I know it's terrible.
• 42:44
  Speaker 10: I hate New York more than anybody. but because of
• 42:47
  Speaker 10: the breeding ground of the toothbrushes.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: This couple that my wife and I are friends with,
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: they were, you know, at this hotel and the husband
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: grabbed the wrong toothbrush by mistake and used her toothbrush.
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: And she was so disgusted and mad about it. I go,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: all the things that you guys do together.
• 43:05
  Speaker 4: That doesn't gross me out at all.
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: All the things from him that you've had in your
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: mouth and the toothbrush. All those body parts. How about
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: just make it out and like, you know, you're, Got
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: your tongues in each other's mouth.
• 43:16
  Speaker 7: What's the difference?
• 43:17
  Speaker 11: When there's like little particles in the toothbrush.
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: What's the difference?
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: There's something visceral about that I can't get over.
• 43:24
  Speaker 10: The answer is about 2% of people have active oral
• 43:27
  Speaker 10: herpes at any one moment. That's way higher than I expected.
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: Menace licked a stripper pole at an event we had
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: one time. Because that was back in the days he
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: was bragging where I never get sick. Somebody blew their
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: nose into a Kleenex and he ate it. no oh
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: you're disgusting you chewed on it i don't know if
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: you swallowed it but he didn't get sick what do
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: you mean no we were great you and i were
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: both sitting right there i didn't eat it oh chewed
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: on it somebody blew the nose and he chewed on
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: it yeah yeah yeah much.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: Like we're talking about with his toothbrush and then he
• 43:58
  Speaker 4: licked the stripper pole yeah to.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: His credit to his credit didn't get sick from that
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: also the uh uh new york I did drop a
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: pizza slice on the ground in New York. Crust down or?
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: No, like all the toppings were down. And I picked,
• 44:14
  Speaker 7: I was so wasted. And I picked it up and
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: I ate it. And some random lady was right there
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: and her face was so shocked.
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: You can't.
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: Dude, if you drop it moist side down.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: It's done. It's over. It's done.
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: It's trash now. I'll give you dry side, depending on where.
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know if the New York City subway is
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: that place, but. I ate a cookie off the floor.
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: I've seen someone poop on a New York City subway.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: All right, Jeff G., give me one more. Would you rather?
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: This is kind of weird. Would you rather relive your
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: birth or watch your conception? Relive my birth. Relive the birth.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Nobody remembers it, so how could you even relive it?
• 44:52
  Speaker 13: It's just living it for the first time.
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: It's just going through it.
• 44:56
  Speaker 10: I think what's implied is you would go through it
• 44:58
  Speaker 10: and remember it thereafter.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: Right, right.
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: It's still that. That'd be pretty awesome.
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's still, yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: That's medical.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I would... Yeah, the birth, for sure.
• 45:09
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think we're all in agreement on that one.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give you one more. Well, I mean, yeah,
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: because I'm just trying to think through it. Like, I'm thinking...
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking, you know, those enclosed water slides, right? Are
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: we talking vaginal or are we talking C-section? Depends, I guess.
• 45:27
  Speaker 4: However you were born. Okay.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: So, all right. I'm picturing enclosed water slide. And when
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: you escape the other side, I guess you wipe your
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: eyes to clear the water out of there and you
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: turn around and you kind of look back.
• 45:43
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's a good point. Your eyes are almost closed
• 45:45
  Speaker 10: for a while. But here's the thing.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: When you get out, typically the first thing you do
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: is you kind of rinse your eyes or wipe your
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: eyes clean so you can start seeing again. You turn
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: around to look behind you at where you just came from.
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: And so that means you're looking at your mom's box, Greg.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: And you smell all that white gunk everywhere. How long
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: is this?
• 46:04
  Speaker 10: How long are we talking about? Because you're feeding pretty
• 46:06
  Speaker 10: soon thereafter.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: And you've got to remember that, too.
• 46:10
  Speaker 10: Birth plus two hours, you know.
• 46:11
  Speaker 4: Your first meal.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Although I was bottle fed. Although I was bottle fed. Okay.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: My mom did not breastfeed.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: All right, you got another one? One more. Would you
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: rather watch porn of your parents for 24 hours? And
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: he loves this stuff. Only the first one was gross.
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: Or watch porn with your parents for 24 hours. So
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: you either watch porn of them or watch porn with them.
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: Also easy. With them. With. I don't know.
• 46:40
  Speaker 4: I guess.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: That doesn't seem easy.
• 46:42
  Speaker 10: That's not easy. The other option is watch your parents
• 46:44
  Speaker 10: have sex, Jeff. You're going to have to come up
• 46:46
  Speaker 10: with some harder alternatives. Because two of these have been
• 46:50
  Speaker 10: watch your parents bang.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: Would you want to watch your parents bang or lick
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: all the floors?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: How about this? Can I revise it?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 46:57
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: You either have to watch a porn with your parents
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: in it or you have to sit there while they
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: watch a porn of you. Oh. All right.
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Okay, on that one?
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Because that makes it a little bit more difficult. I'm
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: still going with, they're going to have to watch the
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: porn with me in it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Of course.
• 47:16
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Rather than me watch them?
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: Hey, mom, dad, check this out.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: Wait, hold on.
• 47:22
  Speaker 13: So are they with you, though, when you're watching the.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: One of you?
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: Are you listening?
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: Have you ever been sitting watching a movie and there's
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: like an inappropriate scene that comes up and it's super
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: uncomfortable because you're sitting with your parents?
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: It's that, but you're watching a porn with you in it.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 47:37
  Speaker 13: But are they also sitting there when you're watching the
• 47:39
  Speaker 13: one of them?
• 47:39
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Yes, you're all together.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: It's movie night at the Marinos. Yeah, and you're in
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: coordinated pajamas that you always do. You have two choices
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: of movie. And it's on Christmas Eve. Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: And your dad's wearing a C-ring.
• 47:53
  Speaker 13: I'm still going with I would rather watch them than
• 47:55
  Speaker 13: have them watch me.
• 47:56
  Speaker 7: You would?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: I agree.
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: I can see that because Sammy wants to take the
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: high road.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Like, you'll never catch me in this situation, mom and dad.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: I think that as kids.
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: You know your parents are having sex, right? Like your
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: whole life, you understand that that's happening.
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: Not my whole life. Well, no, but at a certain point.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: You know how you were conceived. But how about this argument?
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: They've already seen you naked a number of times. Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: But they still look at you as their young little
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: child and then for them to.
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: See you doing that.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like it would be less traumatizing for the
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: parent than it would for the child to see the parents.
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: I'm going parents on this one, too. I don't want
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: my mom seeing that.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. I don't want her.
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: I want to be her good little boy. I don't
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: want her to know what a deviant I am.
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: I'd rather have them watch me have sex.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Exactly.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, easy. High five, bro.
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: Check it out, Mom.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mom. Because you want them to be proud of you. Mom,
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: here's the best part right here. Keep watching. She's getting good. Now,
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: what if you had to hold hands with your mom
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: the entire time, Mads? fine whatever what if she gave
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: the little like uh the little palm tickle with her
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: finger while you're doing it.
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: And then she says god that was so hot dude
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: i'm so proud of you.
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: All right well it is time for today's dumbass contest
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: and if you'd like to to play, 877-44-WOODY is the number.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Today's dumbass contest is the Craigslist Price is Right. Craigslist
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: price is right for sale. All these different things on Craigslist.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell everybody about one of those items.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: And then you as the contestant on the phone just
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: have to guess, is the actual Craigslist price higher or
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: lower than the bid that was given here in the studio?
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: And if you can do that correctly, you will be
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: the winner.
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: 877-44-WOODY.
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: That's 877-44-WOODY.
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: And let's go right to the phone and say hello
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: to our first contestant, who would be Jennifer. What's good, Jennifer?
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Hi, how are you?
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: All right, so we're going to play Craigslist Price to
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Write first one. This will be for Seabass. Sydney Sweeney
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: signed 8x10 photo. Imagine how much tributing you can do.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: A signed picture, wow. 8x10 inch original autographed photo of
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Sydney Sweeney signed by the actress herself. The signature has
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: been authenticated by TTM and comes with a certificate of authenticity.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: This picture was taken at a CERN photo shoot.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: That's cool. Okay, who cares?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: Autographs are so out. Yeah, I have no desire for
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: that whatsoever. There you go.
• 50:41
  Speaker 7: People still go crazy to try to get those autographs
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: to sell them.
• 50:45
  Speaker 10: It's always a middle-aged... Egyptian guy. Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks,
• 50:50
  Speaker 10: sign please, sign please.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: And every time you see people doing a signing, like
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: it's just a stack of whatever, and they're just scribbling.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: They're not even looking.
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: So what are you paying for?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: Oh, do you know what CERN is, by the way, Woody? No.
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: I think that's her lingerie. Yeah, that's her lingerie company.
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: And on her Instagram it says, From Sid's boobs to yours.
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: Nice. Yeah, and she was throwing it out in the
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: crowd at Stagecoach Music Festival.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: She's so overrated.
• 51:15
  Speaker 7: And, dude, people are going crazy.
• 51:17
  Speaker 10: CERN actually is the large head-run collider in Europe.
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: That's not what this is. That's also interesting. Sammy was
• 51:22
  Speaker 3: there at Stagecoach. She saw it.
• 51:24
  Speaker 7: I was, yep.
• 51:26
  Speaker 3: So what do you think here, Seabass? It's your girl,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Sydney Sweeney.
• 51:29
  Speaker 10: She is the flavor of the year, so I'll say
• 51:32
  Speaker 10: he's going high.
• 51:33
  Speaker 4: It's $ 85.
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: $ 85. Jennifer.
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: Two questions. Do you think the actual Craigslist price is
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: higher or lower? And also, do you think that she's overrated?
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Probably overrated, but maybe higher than $ 85.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: Higher than $ 85.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price is $ 100. So you are a winner
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: here on the Craigslist prices, right? Hang on one second, Jennifer, okay?
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 52:01
  Speaker 9: You're welcome.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: All right, let's say hi to Jessica.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Hi, Jessica.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Hi.
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: Do you think that Sydney Sweeney's overrated?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Okay. You're a good contestant. Let's see. Greg Gorey.
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yay.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: This is obvious for Greg. HGTV music CDs.
• 52:22
  Speaker 7: What?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: There's a soundtrack? First of all, HGTV for Greg. And
• 52:27
  Speaker 3: then Greg, I think, still rocks compact discs.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I have a few.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: Do you have a tower?
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: No, I have those little zip-up discs.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Cases.
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, the little accordion.
• 52:38
  Speaker 4: So you take them out of the case and just
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: slide them in there. And I thought I got rid
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: of all of them, and I just found a couple
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: of them.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: This says, selling two HGTV music CDs, which I didn't
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: know existed. Yeah, what could that be? Morning Coffee is
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: a 2006 classical compilation album. Dinner Party.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Ooh, Greg.
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: Ooh.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: Is also classical music designed to create a relaxing atmosphere
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: for entertaining. Like new. I'll show you.
• 53:02
  Speaker 11: I thought it was going to be like the theme
• 53:04
  Speaker 11: song to Love It or Lose It.
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:06
  Speaker 11: Those are probably very good ambiance.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: Like what Starbucks used to sell.
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah. How much for these HGTV music CDs?
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: I think they're going to be shooting for $ 10 for both.
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: So $ 10 total.
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: $ 10 total for both. Jessica, do you think the actual
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: Craigslist price is higher or lower than $ 10? Oh, my God.
• 53:29
  Speaker 6: I don't even know what HDTV is.
• 53:31
  Speaker 7: You don't?
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Who are you?
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: I take back my praise.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: How old are you?
• 53:36
  Speaker 10: I'm 25.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, she doesn't know. All right. You've never heard of, like,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: Property Brothers or Love It or List It?
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: House Hunters.
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: House Hunters?
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: No.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: Why, Lottery Dream Home? Yeah. Aren't you jealous, Greg? She's
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: got so much to discover for the first time.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: You could spend the next nine years watching it 24
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: hours a day.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: All right, Jessica, higher or lower?
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Oh, gosh.
• 54:00
  Speaker 10: Maybe a little higher.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: A little higher.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: It's $ 20.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: What?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: Another winner. On the Craigslist prices.
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: Enjoy your new discovery of HGTV.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: It's going to change your life.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I feel the same as I do when I hear
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: about people who haven't yet watched Breaking Bad.
• 54:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: Or The Sopranos.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they get to watch it for the first time.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: Gina recently discovered Lover to List. Love it. Always love it. Also,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: we have a correction for.
• 54:29
  Speaker 11: It's apparently CERN is pronounced siren.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: Oh, neat.
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: So now we all know.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Also neat. Yeah. I've got so much to add to
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: the neat pile. Put some respect on her name. Yeah, right.
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: All right. According to all the texts. All right. Let's
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: go to Jason. Hi, Jason. Hoi.
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: Hoi.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: Hoi. Hoi, Jason.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: We're going to play the Craigslist prices ride.
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: Gina.
• 54:54
  Speaker 14: Yes.
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: It's Dolly Parton's Playboy magazine.
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: October 1978 Playboy, Dolly Parton issue, good condition. Keep in mind,
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Dolly Parton did not pose nude.
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: No, she was in the bunny costume.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: She was just on the cover and was the interview
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: for the issue. This is kind of like when Greg-
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: This is Marky Mark. Greg wanted Mark Wahlberg's Playgirl issue,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: and he went through great lengths to try to get
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: this thing. He wrote a dissertation. Only to realize there
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: was no dong.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: I was such bait and switch. I should have sued.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Truly. That is false advertising.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: Totally.
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: I believe she was just in the bunny costume on
• 55:33
  Speaker 11: the cover.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: I'll show you the picture. There he is.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: Dolly Parton, Playboy 1978. It does look.
• 55:39
  Speaker 11: Like it's in good condition, and she did just die.
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: I'm going to say $ 50.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: $ 50.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: Jason, do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: or lower than $ 50? It's got to be higher.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: Higher.
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: Actual Craigslist price, $ 300. Good job. Good job. $ 300. All right, Jason,
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: hang on one second, buddy. We'll get your information. Thank
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: you for listening to The Woody Show. Let's say hi
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: to Rachel.
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: Hi, Rachel.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Hi, Rachel.
• 56:11
  Speaker 9: Hey, Woody.
• 56:12
  Speaker 14: How are you?
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: So many chicks calling today, Greg. Nice. We're doing great. Rachel,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: next up, Craigslist price is right. Let's go with Sammy.
• 56:23
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 56:24
  Speaker 3: It's a menstrual cup. All right. Your favorite. Your favorite.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: It says one used menstrual cup.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, God.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: Used.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: One used menstrual cup and case. Size one. And it says,
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: best period. It's a period with a T at the end.
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: Period.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Remember when people were doing that?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Period.
• 56:48
  Speaker 4: Period.
• 56:49
  Speaker 10: It was interesting and funny when everyone did it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: Period.
• 56:52
  Speaker 11: Greg, I'm going to go to the chance here and
• 56:55
  Speaker 11: think that's a RuPaul thing.
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: That's a good drag thing.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: I thought these things were just disposable.
• 57:00
  Speaker 6: No, no, no, no.
• 57:01
  Speaker 5: You just clean it off.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: You do reuse them. Yeah, you boil them to.
• 57:04
  Speaker 13: Disinfect them and reuse it every time.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: We just talked about this, buddy.
• 57:07
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 57:08
  Speaker 10: I'll pay attention.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: No, I kind of black out when we talk about
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: these things.
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: It's so disgusting.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she was talking about how she boils it.
• 57:14
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: Menstrual cup and case.
• 57:16
  Speaker 13: An unused one would go for about $ 25.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: $ 25? At a store brand new?
• 57:22
  Speaker 9: Right. Brand new is about $ 25. So I'm going to.
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: Say $ 10. $ 10. Rachel, do you think the actual Craigslist
• 57:29
  Speaker 3: price is higher or lower?
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Okay, first, I say lower.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Lower than $ 10? Yeah.
• 57:39
  Speaker 7: Actual Craigslist price.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: $ 200?
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: What?
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: How is that possible? That's what it says. Maybe they
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: think some creep.
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: Will buy it.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 57:48
  Speaker 5: That doesn't make sense.
• 57:49
  Speaker 11: No, Greg's right, because it says used, and I think
• 57:52
  Speaker 11: that's supposed to.
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: Be the draw.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: But even if it gave them the benefit of the
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: doubt and said, oh, they forgot about the little, like
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: 20 bucks? Or $ 2?
• 58:01
  Speaker 11: This is definitely looking for fetishes.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Rachel, thank you. Appreciate you listening.
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: Thank you. Bye.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Bye.
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: On the FAQs for the Best Period Cup, second question,
• 58:19
  Speaker 10: will my menstrual cup.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Stretch me out. And what does it say? It will not.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Not only will your cup keep your private bits intact.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: They always say that, though, right? Your beige will be smiling.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: It goes back to the way it was before.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: Does it?
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: Rick. What's up, buddy?
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: Good morning.
• 58:36
  Speaker 9: Good morning.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Rick.
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Menace, have you had one yet?
• 58:40
  Speaker 12: No.
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: I'm ready.
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: All right, buddy. This is for you.
• 58:43
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: Raccoon taxidermy hides. We have the hat.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was for Sammy, though.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Well, no, this is for you love raccoons.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: I mean, unless you want to give it to Sammy.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: No, I don't want her feelings today.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: I have a wide variety of taxidermy hides, all professionally tanned.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: The cow hides.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: Cow hides.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Why does it say cow hides?
• 59:06
  Speaker 10: Maybe they find the inside.
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: The hides, I guess, could be used as rugs, wall hangers.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: or bed and couch coverings. The smaller hides are considered
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: wall hangers and are without feet. Great for decorating your cabin, lodge,
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: or den.
• 59:20
  Speaker 11: This is so HGTV regular.
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: Discounts available on large group purchases. Now, this is a
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: price for each. For each pelt? Oh, my God. Here
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: you go. Those look terrible.
• 59:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you could take those and make your own little
• 59:32
  Speaker 10: animal out of them.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of them, too. They got five. They
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: got five, like, raccoon pelts. I'm going to say $ 150.
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: Each?
• 59:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: This is for each. They have them priced as each.
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: I'm going to say $ 50 then.
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: $ 50.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: Rick, do you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: or lower than $ 50? I'm going.
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: To go higher.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: Rick, I think that Menace might have seen this as
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: he was looking for this and to purchase this because
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: it is exactly $ 50.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: No way.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: And the tie, if it's ever guessed exactly, it always
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: goes to the contestant. So congratulations. You are a winner.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: On the Craigslist Price is Right.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 3: Rick, hang on. We'll get all your information, okay?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: Thanks, guys.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: Nice.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 3: Dude, exactly 50. Wow, that's cool.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 4: That was incredible.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: I know. So incredible.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. That's how you play the Craigslist
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Price is Right, everybody.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I used Craigslist for real over the weekend.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 4: You did?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I was trying to find- To buy yourself. To hire.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, boy.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 10: So I needed a photography subject for this cinematography class
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 10: I'm taking.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And guess what? I said, hey, I need two people, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: Meet me here, here, here.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 10: If this is what you– you can do this. Just
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 10: reply to this with telling me what I said so
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 10: I know you read it. And four out of five
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 10: people were like, I can do a model stuff.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Let me know. Didn't read it all. I'm paying money,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: by the way.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: If you're not messing around, then why aren't you just
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: using AirTasker?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 10: Well, it's– I was– having an adventure okay and the
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 10: one person who did say yeah me and my girlfriend
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 10: could do it no problem we'll meet you blah blah
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 10: do they flake flake the morning of course so this
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 10: is why people on they're just it's the land of
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 10: losers and flakers.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: So you're taking a cinematography class uh yes i'm it's
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: called adult uh education.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 10: What was it oh gymnastics gymnastics is going on right
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 10: now as well okay japanese class tumbling that's part of
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 10: gymnastics he's got so much free time I know yeah.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: No kids and then what else do you have his improv.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 3: He's doing the improv thing.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah I got a swimming class that I'm actually
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 10: probably swimming class being a teacher class oh I applied.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: To no he doesn't need a class for that the.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 14: Swim class what's that for well I went I went
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 14: because I was like oh they'll do because like we
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 14: know how to swim but can Greg will tell you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 14: as he did the water polo and stuff it's still
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 14: as nice to have a coach, kind of teach you stuff,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 14: help on your form, et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: For life?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 7: How often are you swimming on your own?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, are you swimming competitively? No, that's not the point.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: It's just for.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: What about if he goes on a rip current?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 11: Swim sideways.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, exactly.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we all say, oh, until some XYZ drowns.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to get better at it.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 10: I'm probably going to drop that because it's pretty pointless.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 10: It's just, he's like, go down, come back. And then
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 10: he has to deal with So it's split into, it's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 10: an adult class at community college. So it's split into
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 10: people who can actually swim and the grown ass 30
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 10: something year olds.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: That cannot even swim.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: Do you have your arm floaties on?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 10: They basically do. So what he's doing, he's going between
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 10: both of us. So he'll tell us like, all right,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 10: give me four laps, freestyle, whatever. And I'll go over
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: to them and they're at the shallow end. And he's like, okay,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 10: now we're all going to go underwater and hold our
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: breath for 10 seconds.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: You can do it.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: Which reminded me of Randy, who was 25, never learned
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 10: how to swim.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: No, he's a liar.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: Right. Oh, really?
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: Because his dad was like some kind of like Olympic swimmer.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: And then he goes, yeah, I can't.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but then he goes, I can't swim. I can't swim.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 7: Then we go get like Airbnb. He swam underwater the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: length of the pool, but he can't swim. He's full
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: of crap.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 3: Lying, Randy. Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 10: Anyway, so yeah, but I was like, I can do
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 10: this myself. I've got a pool in our basement, in
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 10: the gym, in the downstairs of our unit. So I'm like, eh,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 10: I can do this by myself. So I'll probably drop that.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 3: You know, Seabass loves a good project. So God knows
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: what he's going to do with these subjects.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 10: Well, I've got one guy who emailed me back, gave
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 10: me his whole resume. He's obviously like a psycho weirdo.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 10: So I might do something more with him. He's like,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 10: I'm six foot five, 235. I've been in all these blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: And we say do stuff with him. He just seems
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: like a character. He seems like a character.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: More than that. Yeah.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Like a casting cast. Well, guess what? So here's another
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: reply I got. Hey, a quick question.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: So I said, I need two photography people for outdoor class, blah, blah, blah,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 10: less than an hour. Any chance you would consider doing
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 10: an adult-themed photo shoot for hire?
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: Yes, for free. I'll pay you.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: Yes and yes. And this was in San Francisco, by
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: the way, too.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: Easy peasy.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so when you go on Craigslist, there's a whole
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 10: cesspool of disgustingness that bubbles to the surface.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the only thing I've been on Craigslist for is
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: this bit.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 7: Oh, really?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: In years.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 4: I used to go on there to look for stuff
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: to buy or whatever.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: Those days are over. That's what Facebook Marketplace is for. Totally, totally.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: Or Tasker, 877.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: I'm with Woody on this. It's very strange. That is
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 5: not good at all.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 8: Oh, God.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 11: It has like a tart finish.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 5: It was sour. Yes, there's a little bit of an aftertaste.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: Tastes like cold grease.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: There's a question off the text. Over to 22987. It says,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: I have a burning question on my mind to ask
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 3: you guys. In today's day and age, do you think,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: all right, do men think of a woman differently if
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: she has sex with him the first time they meet,
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: like the first date? I have a friend who's looking
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: for a long-term relationship, yet she meets men on online
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: dating sites and hooks up with them on their first date.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: Somehow she's still single. I keep telling her it's because
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: she gives it up too quickly and they lose interest.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 3: But then I checked with chat GPT last night and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: it said that times have changed. That's not necessarily true.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 3: I wanted to get everyone's opinion in the studio because
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: you have various age ranges. Love you guys.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: Ooh.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: All right. So do men think of a woman differently
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 3: if she has sex with him the first time, like
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 3: a first date or the first time they meet? Yes,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: I think she's less of a pain in the ass.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I was about to say. I think no,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: not at all. But I think, well, I'm not going
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: to think about them differently at all. But it is
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: maybe a sign that there might be issues later.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: Meaning what?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 7: Meaning that they might be, I don't know, maybe they're
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: a little crazy and wild. And that might affect something
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 7: in the relationship. But it's not an automatic red flag. Oh,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 7: I don't want to date this person ever again. It
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 7: shows like, hey, you're giving me something that I want
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: to do anyway. So this is cool. I like this.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: I'm going to continue doing it. But it might be
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: a red flag that there might be some issues down
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: the line. Greg?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: I think that they would think of them differently in
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 4: this specific context of looking for a long-term relationship. She's
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: single because she's putting out on the first date. That's
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: telling the guy, you know, I do this with everybody. So-
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: She's not relationship material. If the guy indeed is looking
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: for a relationship, he wouldn't. think of a relationship with
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: the one who puts out.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 11: I can just say from experience, like when I was much,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 11: much younger, like in my 20s, that I was like
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 11: this chick and I was having a great time. And
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 11: then I kind of wanted to get in a long-term relationship,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 11: but I was still doing that. I was like, why
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 11: isn't this working? And it just, it could be good, bad,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: right or wrong.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: It just is.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 11: I think it's much harder to find a real relationship
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 11: when you're, you know, when you're having too much fun
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 11: on the first date.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: So Seabass has a guy who's like out there.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 9: Nice.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: It's like Menace is not out there. Greg's not out there.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not out there.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 10: So to Greg and Menace's point, here's, you can maybe
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: call this, I don't know, overconfidence. I don't think, oh,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: she does that with everyone. I think, oh, she does
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 10: that with me. And I'm better than most guys. Therefore,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: she has a good.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Reason to do that.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: But would you think of her as relationship material if
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: you were in fact looking for a relationship?
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: And I've had long relationships with women I've hooked up
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: with in the first night.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: And another guy, I'm not out there. in the dating
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: world at this point either, been a long time. But
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: I can tell you that when I was, and that
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: had nothing to do with how I viewed if they
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: were gonna be, first of all, I wasn't a one
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: night stand person. Not that it didn't happen quickly, but
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: it wasn't just a one night stand thing. For me,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: I didn't judge it that way. What I don't like,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: and if I found out like, okay, we didn't hook
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: up because, and the only reason is because you liked
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: me and you wanted to see where this went, but
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: with other people you did because you didn't like them
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: as much. It was just, I look at that more
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: negatively than I do.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: So you really like me. Therefore you're making me wait.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: And you're like dangling this in front of me. to
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 3: see how I, you know, you're using this as a
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: guinea pig experiment kind of thing. To me, that's a
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: bigger red flag.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 10: It shows you're willing to play psychological slash relationship games
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 10: and not go with what you actually think.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: If you are just a one-night stand or a hookup
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: on the first date person with people you don't care about,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: but with me, you're going to make me wait it out,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: that I don't like. If it's that way with everybody, like, okay,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: you make everybody wait.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Or.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: It's everybody, there's a potential, if it's going well, that
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: you will on the first date or you know the
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: first time that you meet and that's just how it
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: fine but like you're saying it's it just it shows
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: me more something else about you.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 11: I don't think it's a mind game though i mean
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 11: like this guy just said like societally everyone kind of
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 11: agreed up until a certain point that those girls aren't
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: to be taken seriously so if she wants you to
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 11: take her seriously she maybe has to She thinks she
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 11: has to exercise some control.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 10: I don't think that's a mind game.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: But then later on, I find out like, oh, yeah,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 3: I remember that time. Like, you know, her girlfriends are
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: selling out. Like, dude, that's not her fault. But you
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: made me wait it out.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 11: Because the guy just said everyone all agreed until chat
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 11: GPT just told him last night that girls who put
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: out on the first date aren't taken seriously. So she
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 11: wants you to take her seriously. That's not mind game.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 7: Hmm.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 10: She's behaving in a way she doesn't feel to try
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 10: to achieve or show something.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 11: No, I think you're reading into it too much.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: Also, we're asking the guys in the room. Women, you're
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: going to think about it differently and you're going to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: analyze it a different way. This person's asking the guys.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: In the room.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 10: I'm just saying I don't think that's a mind game.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 10: I would say her problem is not that she's doing this.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 10: I think her problem is in the selection to begin with.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 10: Clearly the guys she's selecting are flaky, losers, weird. She's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 10: got some bad selection issues got a bad picker this
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 10: guy's like.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: A total dick but man he's cute so i'm just
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: gonna hook up with him but this other guy who
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: you know i think is attractive but i really like
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: i'm just gonna make you know we're gonna go on
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: like a number of dates we're gonna you know be
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: hanging out there for you know a month or so
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: before i let it happen.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 9: Like please and she's meeting them on apps too right
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 9: so really she doesn't know them at all it's not
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 9: even like we met at a bar and had a
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: vibe and all this stuff she's just hooking up with
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 9: them literally as soon as she meets them before even knowing.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 13: If there's a vibe or not.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Here's what we asked someone for. I married the woman
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: who slept with me on a first date.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 3: So did my husband.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: Guys don't care, man.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 10: You're overthinking and overanalyzing. This is not a first date
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 10: sleep problem. This is a selection to begin with.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 7: You're kind of making excuses for how you act within
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 7: the relationship.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: How about this one? This is my favorite. Come on,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 3: Woody show. Why are we also framing the question the
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: other way? Because that's not what the question was.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 10: That's not what the ask was.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: The ask was asking the dudes in the room. This
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: is clearly a female who's telling her female friend one
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 3: thing and wants to know what the guys in the
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: room think. That was the question. We don't have to
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: cover the other side. Send your own question. I do
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 3: like that.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: I do like that. Females in the room. how do
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 7: you feel about a guy that will sleep with you
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: on the first date? Yeah, what do you think?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: He's a guy that he's willing to do it. Men
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: are different than women. But making you wait. What if
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: he makes you wait? Yeah.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 7: Would you think about him different?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think if a woman, this
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: is my guess. I'm going to speak now for the
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: women in the room. I would guess that if a
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: woman wanted to sleep with a guy on a first
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: date and he was the one saying, oh, no, I'm
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 3: going to make you wait, she wouldn't like that.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: Well, I would think he's gay.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: Because women are used to getting, in this area, they're
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: used to getting what they want, when they want it,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: no questions asked. Yeah, I would just assume he didn't
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: like me.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 4: How dare you?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 7: Not into you at all. Yeah.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WOODY.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: You can send us a text over to 22987. We'll
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 3: take a break. We'll come back. More Woody shows next.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: Hang on.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 7: I'm not wearing a helmet.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: Not going to wear a helmet. No, like straight up.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: You guys are idiots.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 6: The Woody Show.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 5: I don't want to deal with them anymore.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 3: They're scum.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 5: They're sick people. There's something wrong with them.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: They're cuckoo.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: They're liars.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: They're cheats.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: They're sick people.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: The Woody Show is back. We had somebody texting in.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: Asking the fellows in the room. Where's Jeff G., by
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: the way? We didn't hear from Jeff. He's coming. Yeah.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 4: Where'd it go?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: I had the original. Yeah, here. Had a burning question.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: In today's day and age, do men think of a
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 3: woman differently if she has sex with them... on the
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: first date or the first time they meet. I got
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: a friend who's looking for a long-term relationship, yet she
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 3: meets men online dating sites and hooks up with them
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 3: on the first date, and somehow she's still single. I
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: keep telling her it's because she gives it up too quickly.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 3: I wanted to get everyone's opinion in the studio because
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 3: you have various age ranges. Have the times changed? Is
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 3: that not necessarily true? Jeff G.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 12: I would say it's unfair to judge her, first of all,
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 12: just because I think, you know, Some guys could be
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 12: sprung after the first time they get it right, and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 12: other guys will think it's too easy. So, you know,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 12: it's hard to say. It's really on a case-by-case basis,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 12: but I do think.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: That it's unfair.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 3: What would you think, you personally? I wouldn't judge. I'd
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 3: be like, cool. And then I'd go back for a retweet,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: you know, if I should. Hey, this is awesome. Could
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: we go out tomorrow?
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 12: But I do think that it's unfair, and I think
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 12: double standards are BS, and we can't think that it's
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 12: cool for guys to do it.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: And then judge women for it.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 4: That's crap.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and if a guy is giving you crap for it,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 7: then that's a red flag.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that too, because he's immediately judging you right out
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 12: the gate, and he's going to keep judging you.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: That woman texted back saying, thanks, guys. That was fun.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: I'm a woman, by the way, and I think Seabass
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: is right. It's her picks. She loves F boys. There
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: you go. I mean, good for her.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 12: I mean, eventually she may get tired of that and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 12: then decide, hey, man, I want to settle down. And
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 12: good for the guy that ends up with her. This
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 12: is as my husband didn't even kiss me on the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 12: first date. He still brags about it. And I'm still
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 12: turned off by.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 10: 13 years later.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: It's very similar to a guy waiting three days to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 3: call a girl. There are a lot of established rules
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 3: of dating. Just because they're well-known doesn't make them less
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: of a game. Totally.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 11: It's all beaten into our heads.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Dudes would wait three days. Oh, yeah. Don't you remember Swingers,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 3: the movie? They had all those rules where you couldn't call.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 3: My question is, did people ever really do that?
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Absolutely.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 10: You don't text right after.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: You look thirsty, bro. You've got to look like cash
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 3: about it.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: You wait three days.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: In regard to sex on the first date, my ex,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: the mother of my children, made me wait two weeks,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 3: even though she had slept with other people immediately. My
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: girlfriend now that I love more than ever, that I've
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: loved any other woman, had sex with me on the
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: first night. It didn't change my perspective of her, the
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: way I thought of her.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because it goes back to what we're talking about.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 7: The first one was playing games.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: But also like two weeks?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 13: 14 days until you got to do it?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: I slept with my husband on the first date, and
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: we've been married for 20 years. Yeah, just never went home.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: You can't make a whole housewife. Get one of those
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: in there. I feel like the people that she's meeting
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: online aren't necessarily looking for long-term relationships. There it is.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 4: Exactly.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 3: I don't claim to know anything about the different sites
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 3: or apps or things like that. Some of them are
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: more for the hookups, and some of them are more
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 3: for the long-term stuff. Don't ask me which is which. Yeah,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: maybe she's just on the wrong one. Maybe she stopped
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: going to OneNight.com.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 3: HitItAndQuitIt.com? Yeah, she'd figure it out. That's a good point.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 3: Another random question. This one came in, 22987. I have
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: a question. You hook up on the first date, and
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 3: they have a pet in the room that's a little
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: too close. Am I the only one who gets weirded out?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: That's gross. Like, kick the pet out? Yeah. Like, if
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 3: it's one of those on-the-bed pets, yeah. Yeah. In the room,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: who cares?
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: But, like.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: But... On the bed?
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 11: With experience now, when you kick the pet out and
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 11: they're just on the other side of the door, just
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 11: beating on the door and whining, what's more distracting?
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 3: Who cares? I'm saying it's distracting. You're a professional. You're
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: at the plate. Everybody's yelling, screaming. You've got to block
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: out the white noise. Yeah. Turn up the music, Jimmy. Right, yeah.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: Put her in a crate. Yeah, exactly. Let's see here.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: I did have this to share with Greg.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: This is awesome.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: I thought of Greg. Yeah, I thought of you, Greg.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: This is a comedian. His name is Kyle Dunnigan. Oh,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: I love Kyle. You do?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, he's a buddy.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 7: I've never heard of.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: This guy before. He does great impressions. He's super funny.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 4: Let me see if I recognize him.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 11: He does a great Bill Maher. He does a great
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 11: Jeff Goldblum. He does great impressions, too.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: I'd never heard of this guy before, but he did
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: this bit where he's talking about old-timey music.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, I might have heard this.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 7: He's awesome.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: And we're talking, like, Victrola.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: Kind of stuff.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: I thought of you, Greg.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: I wanted to share it.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 15: I think of two things when I hear old-timey music.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 15: The first is, I can't believe these were the new
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 15: hit tunes.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 15: But not that long ago, there was a guy with
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 15: his big troller like, you.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Gotta hear this new tune, it really cooks.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 15: Yeah, check out that new hit. Their parents were like,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 15: turn that racket down.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Shut up, Dad, this is our music now.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 15: Not like you and Mom's violin crap music.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: Our music's cool as.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: F * * *.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 15: Every other song has a nickel in it. I don't
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 15: know what was going on back in old timey time,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 15: but if you had a nickel, you were good to go.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: Every other song's like, found me.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 4: A nickel, happy day.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: I'll never work again, cause I have a nickel.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 15: Whenever I have a nickel, I'm just like, what do
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 15: I do with this heavy trash?
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 4: That's so accurate. I've had those same thoughts. Just because
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: it's the old timey days, you don't realize that song
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 4: is so stupid.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 7: Did you not have ears back then?
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: Right, or you look at old photos of a kitchen
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 4: in the 70s and they have like an avocado green oven.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, and burnt orange.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 4: You know, carpet in the bathroom.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 4: You think just because it's 1976, you think carpet in
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: the bathroom is a good idea?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter what.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Year it is.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 3: It's good for flooding.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 4: So funny. That is so accurate.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: I knew you'd like it.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: I love that.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: Do people have different eyes?
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 8: Right.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I don't get it.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 7: Have our eyes evolved?
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 11: That's kind of how dumb we are as people. Anything
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 11: they dangle in front of us that's new, we're like, oh,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 11: that's cool.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 4: That's the fad at the moment. And you think it
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: looks good. All right.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 3: Here we go, Greg. These are the top songs... And
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: it just pulled like a random year, 1943.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: Oh.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So in 1943, this was one of the big
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: songs called As Time Goes By.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: You must remember this.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: I know this song.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: A kiss is still a kiss. A sigh is.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: Just a sigh. I had to learn this on the piano.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: How about this one? It's called Paper Dolls. One of
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: the top songs of 1943. You know this? I know
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: a lot of random stuff.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: It all sounds the same.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 3: What about this one called... Don't get around much anymore.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 7: Big in 1943.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: When I'm not playing.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: Solitaire, I take the book down.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 15: From the shelf.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 2: Banger.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: And what would programs.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: On.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 3: The air, I keep pretty much to myself. You know,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: the good thing is I can just play these and
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: not worry about inappropriate language or someone talking about want.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: Every singer sounds 83.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Here, I'll give you one more from 1943. This
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: is a big song that year, Stormy Weather.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: You know this.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, Greg.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 4: Oh, you know this?
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: Of course. Stormy.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 7: Just by saying Stormy Weather.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 8: About El Nino.
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 10: I don't know why.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: Apparently this is my year. Alina Hawn.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 7: Hey, girl. Let me lay my coat on a puddle
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: so we.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 3: Can walk across it.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 10: You dropped your handkerchief.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 3: You know these dames. Look at my bike with a
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: giant wheel. Is that a penny father you're riding? It's
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: a big wheel in the front and a tiny wheel
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 3: in the back. Oh. I'll pick you up, but first
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: I have to go to the general store. Get some sundries.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 7: Stormy weather.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 4: Have you ever had this random thought?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Don't mind me, I'm just milling my next tampon.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: This random thought, like, in the old timey days, a
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: man would do whatever, farm work, and he's wearing a tie.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: Yes!
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: Oh, my God! What is happening?
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: Why are you all wearing ties? Doesn't it get tied
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: up in the tractor?
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: Dangerous.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 3: The 2 o'clock jump. Oh, yeah. 23 Skadoon. From Harry James.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: Rocking it up the jump. Number one with a bullet.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 7: My question is, like, you know, like, you go to
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 7: certain areas and this is the theme of it. Like,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: when is that going to die out and it just becomes, like,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: the 80s or something like that?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. More time needs to pass. Really? If
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: this is the 40s.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Apparently.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: It's almost 100 years.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 4: It's almost 100 years ago.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: All right. So Instagram has been rolling out a bunch
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: of new features over the last few months. It's part
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: of their Instagram Plus subscription plan.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 3: I can't imagine.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 4: A subscription plan for Instagram?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be happy to pay, you know, to not
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: get commercials on YouTube.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 4: YouTube, yeah.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 3: Like Greg's talking about getting the YouTube.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 4: Considering it, yeah.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: But the price for this is pretty crazy.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how much it is.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: The one that I saw, like a premium plan was
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 7: like $ 499 a month.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 4: What? A month?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: Wait, how much?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 7: That's like a business one.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's for business.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but like a personal, like you could get it
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 7: for your account if you want.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 3: Like how much is that? $ 499. No, not for personal.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 7: This one says the lower tier.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 11: It's like $ 1, 499.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: There you go.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: And what does it do?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 3: Does it get you the blue checkmark? Because that's so important.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 7: There's so many people now that have that.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't even mean it. Remember, that seems so throwback.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: It is throwback. When people were verified on Twitter, that
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: was a big deal. It was so helpful.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: It was the best back then.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 10: Instagram's doing this because it's been very successful for Snapchat.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 10: I was listening to their founder talk about Snapchat Plus,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 10: and they're making like $ 80 million a month just on
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 10: these little $ 4 subscribers. Where you get new access to features.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 10: You get to basically beta test new things.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: All right, so this is Instagram Plus. And one of
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 3: the new features is the stories feature. As a plus subscriber,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: you can make yours last two days instead of one.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: So when you post something in your stories, it's two
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: days instead of one and boost them in people's feeds. Also,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 3: if you're an Instagram plus subscriber, you can, quote, preview
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: other people's stories without your view being logged. So you
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: can watch privately. And the other person wouldn't know... That
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: you saw it. Now here's this woman in her video
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: on this has gone viral and people are siding with her.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: See what you think.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 8: This is the thing that made me the most uncomfortable
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 8: in the last week and has made me not want
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 8: to use Instagram ever again. Basically what this feature does
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: is you can see the timestamp at which someone has
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 8: first watched your stories. You will see a number of
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: people whose timestamps change and they jump back to the top.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 8: Maybe someone watched your story one hour ago. And then
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: some number of other people.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 3: Watched her story.
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 8: And then they watched her story again one minute ago.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 5: And again.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 7: And again.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: And all day long, you can watch as certain people's
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: names continue to jump to the top of your list.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay. So, right.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 7: I mean, you're putting it out there because you want
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 7: people to watch it.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but, like, you're watching people stalk you, I guess
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: is what she's, you know. I almost noticed on this. Like,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: you posted it to be seen.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's always interesting to see who watched your story.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: But, you know, for it to be hitting, I don't know,
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: that's kind of stupid. You're putting content in the world
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 7: to be seen.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 4: If Gina watched my story, you know, an hour ago
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 4: and three minutes ago, I'd be flattered.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I wanted to show it to somebody else. Oh,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 11: and the Instagram Plus specifically is only $ 3. 99 a month.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 11: The Meta verified is the $ 14.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: 00. Okay.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: So this is the same, like I said, Snapchat. There's
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 3: a lot of tiers.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 7: Like I said, it goes all the way up to
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 7: $ 499 a month.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's if you're a business or some kind of,
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, super influencer.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 4: Whatever account.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Specifically for business, yeah. Yeah. I'm with Greg. Dude, every
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: day that goes by, I'm more and more like Greg.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: That you're looking forward to not using it.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Dude, who cares about any of it? And we have.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 4: I don't.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 3: We have like an official purpose.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: For it. You know, just because of the stupid show.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: But even still, it's like, all right, let's go back
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 3: to word of mouth on things that have to do
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 3: with the show. Hey, you're listening. Tell somebody. You have
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: maybe an additional chance to win if you tell somebody.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: We'll hook you and your friend up. Because, man, Instagram,
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 3: social media, it doesn't matter which one it is. They're
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 3: all goofy. And you see all these.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: You posted something about it, Gina. It showed up because you,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: I think, liked it. Maybe liked it.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: It was about the bot farms that are out there. Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: Those are fascinating. So between all the AI stuff, all
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 3: the bot farms, which are just loading up the comments
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: on everybody's stuff.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 11: That's why you can't take anything seriously.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: What's the point of any of it? It's like everybody's
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: been saying, it's not real life.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 9: Nope.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 3: So it's becoming, there's less and less redeeming value. To
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 3: all of these things.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 11: And not only that, but when it talks about like
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 11: pushing your stories to a wider audience, like.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 3: Who cares?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 10: This is just me, but at my age, that seems embarrassing.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 11: Like I should not care about that as a grown up.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: For your line of business, you should care about it. Understood.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 7: I just mean. If you're like a day-to-day person.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: That's what I mean.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 11: Like, it's just embarrassing to think like, did you guys
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 11: see what I ate today?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't know.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: Shut up.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 7: Um, but they do have another cool feature that, uh,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: like clickable, uh, reels where like, you can actually like
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 7: click to something else because that's always been like the
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 7: pain of like, when you record a video and say, Hey,
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 7: go to this website or go here, like directing somebody
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 7: verbally to go somewhere. This one, you can actually like
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 7: click on something. You're going to start seeing that a lot.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 3: I'm just curious, like with the audience. So everybody who's listening, um,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: the role that social media plays in your life right now,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: do you think it's more or less, or the same
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: as it was, say, a year ago? Let's go like
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 3: one year. Let's look back one year. Would you say
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: that social media has become more important to you, less
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: important to you, or is it about the same as
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: it was a year ago? I'm reading more about with AI,
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 3: like people are engaging with social media less. Yeah, I
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: think they're just fatigued. And then the bots thing is
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 3: a real big turnoff. And so there's all these things
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 3: that people are, you know, They have a more negative
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: view on social media. Does it mean less to you
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: today more to you today or about the same as
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: it did a year ago for me I mean it's
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 3: way less.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 4: Is your son a junior or a senior in high
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 4: school junior do they care about stuff like that.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 3: Um I mean he sees stuff on there and they
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: share stuff but they're not like um They're not out
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: there recording their own content and doing things like that.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: It's more of just like what people are sharing, like, yeah,
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: what their, what their friends are sharing funny things.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 7: Everyone's going to say less, but then if they look
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 7: at their phone, like usage, it's going to be the same.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 10: Well, I think we, there was, there were some data recently,
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 10: the show that I think we did have a dip
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 10: in usage for the first time ever, where it was
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 10: like going up, up, up, up, up. And it's kind
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 10: of like, it's kind of like plateaued or gone down
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 10: a little bit. And I think this is, I guess
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 10: it's going to be huge for, like we said, live
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 10: events and live theater, live comedy, live concerts. Cause you
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 10: could see any, you could see a shark playing, you know,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 10: the banjo on my phone all day, but once you
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 10: see it for the 500th time, you're.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: Like, all right, cool. Just give me something real. Yeah. Like, dude,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: I would love nothing more for influencers, social media, just,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 3: just all of it just to be over. Like, uh, it's,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 3: it's kind of, um, it's a, it's a, it's a
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 3: depressing nostalgia when you think about how easier, how much
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: simpler things were.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: Sure.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 11: And I was just watching an Instagram video of this
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 11: girl going through all of the people on the red
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 11: carpet for the VMAs going, I've never.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: Seen any of these people. I don't know who they are.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: They're not stars.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 10: They're influencers.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know who they are. I did thing to
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: say every time.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 11: But if you don't recognize him, you don't recognize him.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 3: Right. I did see a funny video of the guys like,
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: all right, man. So, you know, he was doing a
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 3: bit about like, he was watching the VMAs and it
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: was time for the, you know, here's, here's the people
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: in the category. Here are the nominees.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: And he's like, uh, that's how I feel about the
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 3: Emmys too. Like who, what is this? Or even the
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: Oscars for that matter.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 4: A lot of movies you've never heard of.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 10: Well, to both those points, there's real data for that too.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 10: Like it's, Media is so fragmented. There's almost nothing we
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 10: all watch together anymore.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: 877-44-WOODY. You can send us a text over to 22987.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: We'll take a quick break. We'll come back. I'm seeing
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: like less, less, the same. Exactly the same. Means less.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: Same.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 3: Never did it. Never will. There you go. Especially with
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: the AI spreading.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: Social media is garbage lately. I couldn't agree more with Woody.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 3: It's also stupid.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 4: Less, less, same. Yeah. Social media is good for wasting time.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty much it.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Pretty accurate.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking a dump. It's good. Yeah.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: 877-44-WHAT.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 3: He sent us what you think on that text over
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: to 22987.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: I found myself recently telling myself in my head, God,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 4: you're really happy. Like, I'm just really happy.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 10: Oh, babe.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: So I'm stoked that I'm happy. I'm stoked of how
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 4: my life is going. So yeah, overall, for sure.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: There's elements of my life that are complete shame.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 4: But... The Woody Show. We're late, babe. I'm kidding, Greg. Yeah.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: All right, you want to hear this drunk guy singing us?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 5: More than anything.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: All right, all right.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: After Hours voicemail. After the show, you can always leave
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: us a message, 877-44-WOODY. Hey, this is Kurt again with.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 5: A C, though.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: After dinner, I had.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 2: Ice cream.
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: Ground day, we home.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: Ground day, we home.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: Ground day, we home.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: After dinner, I had ice cream. Hello, kiddies. Hey, you
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: want to say anything on the radio station right now?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 5: What now?
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 7: He's hammered.
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: Now he's asking his wife or girlfriend. Hey, you want
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: to say anything on the radio station?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 3: I got him on the line right now. She's like, what?
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 7: You're calling.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 12: The radio station?
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 2: No, I'm on Woody's channel.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: What else should I be?
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 4: I'll probably come as you are.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: She's waiting for him to pass out. I like his cover.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 4: Give me awards. Hell kicks out. Talk to you later.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 9: Bye.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 3: Killed it. All right. Oh, my God. She has to
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 3: get him upstairs.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 10: Well, I'm hoping that's drunk dad or granddad as opposed
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 10: to husband.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Some sort of caretaker. How about this guy? This guy
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 3: had to get... He had a raccoon attack.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 10: Oh, no.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 2: Calling from Woody's home area. So this is about the
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: rabies thing. So I was attacked by a raccoon. Long
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: story short, he did not bite me, but he scratched
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: my leg open, and I had to get a bunch
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 2: of rabies shots. And I got the bill in the
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: mail because my workers didn't want to pay for it, apparently.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 3: So in total, it was $ 33, 000.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: What?
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: That was for an ER visit as well, but they
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: did eventually pay for it. It was $ 33, 000.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: Was it $ 33, 000?
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 10: I don't believe it. I mean, you.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: Know what, man?
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 11: The way they inflate those costs is crazy.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 7: I mean, did he break bones or something?
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I know a lot of people, when you get
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 3: those bills, if you had to go to the emergency room.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 3: But if you have the coverage.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: I skip all the other crap and I just look
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 3: across there and I try to skim and try to
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 3: find you owe.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 4: Portion you owe.
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 11: Or if it says this is not a bill, throw
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 11: it away.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 3: I don't want to see it. If it's just the
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: summary that they send you, those go right in the trash.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 3: I don't even read those. Just break it down to
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 3: the part where I owe. That's what I want to see.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 3: They can charge whatever they want because they know that
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: these insurance companies are just going to pay it. And
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: then the insurance company then turns around and just screws you. Yes.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 3: Although what a great system. Although we're pretty close to where,
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 3: you know, the deductible is so high, you're going to
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 3: have to be in there for open heart surgery or
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: be in a coma for the insurance to ever do again. Yeah.
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 3: To do you any benefit?
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 4: That's the story of every year.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 3: Basically. Well, it's open enrollment time here soon. Now, the
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 3: one thing that I think has been the best thing
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 3: ever is that pet insurance through the company. Yeah, I
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: have that, too.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: Like the dog has only had regular routine stuff until
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 3: she crushed her knee and had to have that surgery.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 3: And I think total out of pocket was like. 500 bucks.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: As opposed to thousands. For everything. Well, because it was
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: for the surgery itself, but then it was for the
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: follow-up stuff. And so we got billed separately for that.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: We submitted both. And total out of pocket for all that,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: where the surgery was, let's call it $ 8, 000. We rounded up.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: And then the other stuff was $ 1, 000. So $ 9, 000. We
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: were on the hook for $ 500.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: And that's through our dumpy company coverage.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 7: Horrible insurance.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: Not even what Menace has with its healthy paws and stuff.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: Healthy paws is great.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 7: And they give you your money back right away.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: Now, Menace, let me ask- Let me ask you a
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: question on the healthy pause thing, because you've had to submit,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: and this is all separate of the company. It's not
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 3: through like the insurance that we have. So when you
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 3: do it separately and then you've had a claim. Yeah.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: Did they raise the premium on you because you've had claims?
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 7: Not because of the claims, but by the age of
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 7: the dog. So it is progressively? I won't even try
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 7: to say that. As they get older, the price does
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 7: increase each month. Yeah, because a buddy of mine, he
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 7: had the insurance, never made a claim. And then once
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 7: he made the claim, the insurance just skyrocketed.
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 4: Oh, no.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 7: Now that they're older, you know, 12 and 11, it's
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 7: insane the amount that I pay every month, but it
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 7: does cover a lot. And the vet bills are like
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 7: way more than what I'm paying a month.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: So it's worth it.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 4: So it's fine. Yes, Jeff.
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 12: I just went through that same thing. I think this
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 12: weekend alone, trying to get Sandy taken care of was
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 12: 10 grand. And then you add in, you know, the,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 12: the cremation and people coming to, you know, you know,
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 12: You and I is like, man, and I have spot
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 12: pet insurance.
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 3: Is that the same that you have? We have Pets Best,
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 3: I think. Pets Best is the one that we offer
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: to the company.
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 12: I wish our insurance was one-tenth as good as the
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 12: pet insurance.
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I know. Isn't that ironic?
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 12: Because, man, I got all my, you know, I submitted everything.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 12: I had to take her off the insurance yesterday as well. And, man,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 12: they were so great and just all our money comes
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 12: back so quickly.
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 7: It makes no mathematical sense to me, this pet insurance stuff,
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 7: because I feel like The amount that we pay versus
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 7: like how much these bills are. I would love to
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 7: talk to somebody that works for one.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 3: Of these guys. How does the math work?
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 7: How does the math work where you make money?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 9: Because there's plenty of people who don't end up needing
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 9: it who are still paying monthly. Like I was paying
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 9: for it for a long time, but it didn't cover
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 9: anything that I needed like dental and other stuff.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 13: So I never used it and I was paying.
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 7: But I feel like with a pet, like once you
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 7: get hit with one bill, it's more than what you've
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 7: been paying the whole time.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: It pays for itself. Seabass, let me ask you a question.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: We out here. Let's say you have a pet. What
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: is the most you're willing to spend out of pocket
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: to preserve the life of that pet? We're all nuts.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: Assuming that it has years ahead of it, right? Yeah,
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: that's a good question, Greg. It's not like a 14-year-old dog.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 3: Let's say it's got at least another five years.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 10: And it's that or going away.
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. What's the pricing? Where would you draw the line?
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 3: How much?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 10: The dog is six years old.
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: What's the threshold? And it's just me owning it, not
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 3: a wife? No, it's just you.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 10: You and your best friend. A thousand.
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: Max, yeah. One thousand?
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, because when we were growing up, cats.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 3: Came and cats went.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 10: And you could say, oh, these are just cats, blah, blah, blah, blah. Look,
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 10: you got to have a farm. Like, we all grew
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 10: up on farms not too long ago. All of our
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 10: ancestors were there. And it was part of the circle
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 10: of life.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 3: And you just had to deal with it. Yeah, did
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: your grandfather have pets best? Healthy paws. He had a shotgun.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 7: Was he paying hundreds of dollars a month for their
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 7: pet food?
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: Grandpa would have put you down for talking to him. Exactly.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: He had shovel and station wagon. I mean, the movie
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: was Old Yeller, right? That's how you do it. 877-44-Woody.
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 3: Send us a text over to 22987. We'll be right back.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: Your mom's box. By the way, it's conversations like this
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: which keep us from ever getting nominated for any kind
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 3: of industry award.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 7: You got the cocaine hot sauce.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: I just saw something about Target. I'm not a Target hater.
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: I don't like Target as much. The next person, I
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: don't love it as much as some people love it.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: I pretty much go every other day.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 4: It's a pilgrimage for most people.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 3: Next time you go, take a look. I always thought
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: that their carts.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Were extra bulky. Yeah. They are. They're clunky. Kind of clunky.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 7: Well, apparently they're pretty teched out.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: And they are.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 4: Plastic cheap cards.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they are tracking everything.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah.
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: There was a whole thing about like they've added stuff
• 1:40:04
  Speaker 3: to the baskets now at Target. According to this report,
• 1:40:08
  Speaker 3: they've added some like sensors so it knows what aisle
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: you're in. And there's all sorts of stuff in the
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 3: ceiling so it knows where you've stopped and where you're
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: now loitering and taking more of a look at something.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: And it also communicates with your target app to get
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 3: more of your other preferences. And that combined with the
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 3: digital price tags that are on shelves and stuff now.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: And so it'll kind of already know. So before you
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: even walk down that aisle, as you're approaching, you can
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 3: change the price. That's insane. So that's going to go
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 3: against everything Greg's been standing on.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 4: That's terrible.
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: Well, the price on the shelf said X, Y, Z.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 3: You must honor it. And that's the thing. By the
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: time you get to it. It did change from the
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: time that you picked it up off the shelf to
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 3: the time you got to the cash register. Wait, but
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: just for you?
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell no. And then you walk away and it
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 3: goes back to- I've never heard this term. I've heard
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: dynamic pricing before. I've not heard this term. It's called
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: surveillance pricing.
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 10: Oh, that's wonderful.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: Now, Target's just one example. I'm sure there's a lot
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 3: more companies up there doing this. Is this something they're
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: testing at a location? There's no way it's live at
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: a location. Great question. Like I said, it's been a
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: minute since I've been to a Target. I'm going to
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: take a look the next time. But on the basket,
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 3: at least, in this video, the guy was showing it's
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: on the side. It looks like just a little... Red
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 3: boxy kind of like almost like a battery compartment. And
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 3: then on some of the carts, it was talking about,
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 3: you know, like, you know, the difference. So it'll know
• 1:41:33
  Speaker 3: what aisle you're in. Also, you don't even have to
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 3: have the Target app for it to be able to
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: figure out because you're going to certain areas of the store, right?
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 11: And according to, I'm just looking at a video now, too,
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 11: it goes to the baskets, too.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 3: That's what I was just talking about three times.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 10: No, I'm sorry.
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: It's the handpatch. I was just talking about the cart. Yeah,
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what I said. Now
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: they've added those to the baskets.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 3: I thought you meant the basket where you put the kid.
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 3: So the surveillance pricing is you're just tracking online behavior.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: And then using demographic data to figure out the exact
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 3: maximum price that you would be willing to pay. Oh,
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 3: hell no. Meaning two people can look at the identical
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: thing at the exact same second and get completely different prices.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 3: And there are people, if you go online, type in
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: surveillance pricing, and there are people who are sitting right
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: next to each other doing the exact same thing. Like,
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 3: all right, let's get an Uber ride from this place
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 3: to this place. One person will have one price. The
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: next person has a completely different price, like 30% cheaper
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: or 30% more expensive.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 7: This is what they've been accusing the airlines of doing
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 7: for years.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 3: But it's like in the moment, right there, right next
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: to each other as you're doing it. There was one.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 7: If it's Uber, they definitely got all my money because
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 7: they know I don't care. I just want to get
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 7: it out of there.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: And then Uber or Lyft, I forget which one it was,
• 1:42:52
  Speaker 3: if you were using an American Express card, you automatically
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 3: had a higher price. Oh, yeah.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 7: We talked about that before.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 10: And by the way, before we get all mad about this,
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 10: this helps poor people because they will lower prices if
• 1:43:07
  Speaker 10: they can tell you're poor by how you behave, which
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 10: they can. they will lower your price. Because they want
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 10: you to still buy something. Like the women were just
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 10: saying with the Amex card, that's a higher priced person.
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 10: So yeah, this actually, this hurts middle to upper middle.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 10: Quite frankly, this hurts the upper middle class more than anybody.
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: So feel bad for us.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 7: Before you get mad at it.
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 10: Actually, and they've done studies of this, it will overall
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 10: lower prices for poor people compared to the middle class
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 10: or richer person.
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 7: Because they want the sale.
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: Right. So now what if you don't use a cart
• 1:43:36
  Speaker 4: or a basket? You just walk in and unswitchable. That's
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 4: just one example of this type of thing. But the
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 4: other one is Greg, like if you and I both
• 1:43:46
  Speaker 4: went on our phone to walmart.com, we typed in the
• 1:43:49
  Speaker 4: exact same item. It might be a different price based
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 4: on whatever it already has, you know, or whatever it's
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 4: using for you and whatever it knows and whatever it's
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 4: using for me, we would get two different prices on
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 4: the exact same, which is kind of what I'm, I wonder,
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: you know, Gina, we were talking about that, um, that
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 4: dry cleaning spot removal thing.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm obsessed.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 3: And you said, hey, I sent her the link to
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: the exact same one that I used to buy for $ 24.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 9: 95.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: And the price that she was getting on it was $ 36.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 10: And I was like, this is kind of expensive.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 7: And you know how I always like to figure out
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 7: around things. And let's say, Greg, you're like, well, what
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 7: about if, you know, I bring in a tote and
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 7: I do all this stuff.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 7: Greg, I'll get you on facial recognition. The moment that
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 7: you walk in, scan your face.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 7: And then when you go to the self-checkout, it's already
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 7: scanning your face again. And they're like, well, this is Gregori.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 7: Hate his demeanor.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: What if we wore a hat and sunglasses?
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 9: Well, if you have the app on your phone and
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 9: your phone's in your pocket, it's probably tracking you too.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 4: I don't have the Target app.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Greg, just go to Walmart.com. Let's see what it does.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 4: On my phone or on my computer?
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 3: On your phone.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 3: Just go to Walmart.com. And then at the top, don't
• 1:45:11
  Speaker 3: hit enter yet. Just type in Tide. See what it says. Okay,
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 3: so don't hit enter yet.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 4: In the search?
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 14: Yep.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 3: What is it bringing up? Because mine at the top
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 3: says Tide Selections, Tide Tile Detergent, Tide Simply, Tide Pods, right?
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the top.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Tide Tile Detergent, Tide Simply, Tide Pods. Click the
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: Tile Detergent.
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: Okay, Tile Detergent.
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: Now, the first thing it brings up, what does it say?
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: Tide Laundry Detergent Liquid, right?
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 4: Rollback price, now $ 17.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 9: 94.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: It's the same.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what mine says. Yeah, it's the same. I
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: got that, too.
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: And the top one below that, $ 19.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: 94.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 4: We're going to.
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 11: Do this on every store that we can think of.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but are you all on the same Wi-Fi, the
• 1:45:57
  Speaker 7: same IP? Yeah, probably, yeah.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: Sure.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Ask Greg. Yeah, he's the one that's
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: going to know. What's the title of the one below that, Greg?
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 10: Is it Tide Pods 3 in 1 original?
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen these tiles before. What are these tiles?
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 3: Evo laundry detergent tiles and then Tide Evo laundry detergent tiles. Yeah.
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 3: I've not seen these tiles before. So they're like they're square?
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 3: They look like little maxi pads.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: They look like pieces of gum.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 3: Or something like that. Yeah. It's all Tide Evo laundry tiles.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 3: But yeah, just something is like, you know, you mentioned
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 3: for flights, hotels. It's happened to me recently where I'm
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: trying to book a hotel. And then you go through
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: almost the entire process and it goes, oh, sorry, something
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 3: went wrong.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 11: Every time.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: Try again. And then when you go to try again,
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: now it's higher. It's like another 30 bucks. Yeah. Like
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: they gave you the error code.
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 3: And then you go back in and the same exact thing.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 3: Okay. Friday, checking out Sunday, you know, regular king room.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: And then the price is $ 40 more.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 4: Because they know you want it.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and they just gave you the error code. Like, oh,
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 3: those bastards are bad.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 11: Is there going to be a bill against this Target thing, though?
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: Because that's insane. Probably not. Dynamic pricing has been going on,
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: like everybody mentioned, for a long time. I get that,
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: but this is the next level. To the next level, right.
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 3: No one's forcing you to buy it, though.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 13: No, but you'd have to, like, once you get to
• 1:47:21
  Speaker 13: the register, go, wait, how.
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: Much was that?
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 5: Never mind. Wait, how much was that?
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, maybe it's to cut down on the Gregs.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 10: The weights and balances?
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 3: The guy who's going to like, well, on the shelf
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 3: it said X, Y, Z. Because if the price is
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: constantly changing, again, what's to say that the price didn't
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: change from the time that you picked it up until
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 3: the time it got to the register? They could say
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 3: whatever they want. It gets them off the hook for
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: these big fines.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but you're going to have more people at the
• 1:47:47
  Speaker 9: register saying, never mind, I don't want that.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 10: Right, because people will start taking photos and videos and
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 10: the bad PR will not be worth it.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 3: That's true. And Greg would be the one who would
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 3: videotape every time he'd pick something off the shelf. You're
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 3: a folk hero.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 4: Expecting the price to be what it's labeled as is
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 4: not outrageous.
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and that's assuming that people walked in without a
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 9: budget that they need.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 5: To be at.
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's just totally unethical.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 7: Just set a price.
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 3: We talk about like restaurants that add the fee for, oh,
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: so we can offer our workers. Just put it into
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 3: the price.
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't need to know everything.
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 11: And this just seems so, and I get it, it
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 11: adds up. It's a place like Target, but it's so
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 11: nickel and diming. Like, what could the difference possibly be?
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just fractions of a penny. But those fractions
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: of a penny over time.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 11: Thank you.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, Michael Bolton?
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 3: All right, let's see if Greg can answer your question, Gina.
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: This is a clip that's been going around. It's a
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: car commercial, if you want to explain it, Gina.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 11: It's this clip that I've seen a million people share.
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 11: As far as I know, it's real. She's explaining the
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 11: new features of this particular car. And for the first
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 11: couple sentences, nobody can figure out what she's saying. Now,
• 1:49:06
  Speaker 11: I happen to eventually have figured it out, but I'd
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 11: like you to hear it.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 3: You guys ready? Let me get rid of this thing here.
• 1:49:13
  Speaker 3: And let's pay attention and see if we can figure
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: it out.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & F. This one has
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 5: captain's chairs.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 6: Each captain's chair features a folding armrest that stows perfectly flush.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:49:24
  Speaker 3: So the first. It's this part.
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 7: This isn't any.
• 1:49:30
  Speaker 5: Any.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 7: Whatever the car name is.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 5: This one has captain's chairs.
• 1:49:33
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 3: So that one, captain's chairs. I got that part.
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: This one has captain's chairs.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 3: So we understood captain's chairs.
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 7: But in the beginning.
• 1:49:41
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: This isn't.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & F.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 4: This isn't just any.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 3: Arminus? Arminus.
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 4: Arminus?
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 5: Fifth isn't just any Arminus.
• 1:49:51
  Speaker 4: Arminus isn't just.
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: Armrest?
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 8: Oh.
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 2: Is it Armrest?
• 1:49:55
  Speaker 3: Sammy. Because she goes then into Captain's Chair. Let's hear
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 3: that again.
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 7: That might be it.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 5: Fifth isn't just any Arminus. This one has Captain's Chair.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 1: No.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: Arminus.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 3: No, that's not Armrest.
• 1:50:07
  Speaker 11: Now, the name of the car, should I tell you?
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 3: Is the Rivian.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 11: And everyone in the comments says she's saying.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 3: Well, Rivian is the manufacturer, right?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 11: Yeah, this isn't any Rivian. This one has captain's chairs.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 11: But I hear an S in there, too.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 7: That's supposed to be Rivian?
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 11: That's... That's what everyone's saying in the comments. This isn't
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 11: any of my bad.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 3: You saw the commercial? At any point, did she lick
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: the windows?
• 1:50:32
  Speaker 11: No, I was definitely watching for that. And then I
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 11: was like, is this AI? And did they just lick?
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: And this got approved by anybody?
• 1:50:39
  Speaker 11: I've seen the entire commercial. I can send it to you.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & S.
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 7: That is not.
• 1:50:47
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & S. No.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 4: This is interesting.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 3: Almost like Armistice Day?
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 7: I mean, again, going back to, she's talking about chairs
• 1:50:59
  Speaker 7: in Armistice.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 13: It's the only thing that makes logical sense.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 3: Her voice is annoying. I don't know why they picked
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: her to do the... Is she a person that we
• 1:51:07
  Speaker 3: otherwise know, or is she supposed.
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 11: To be some kind of influencer? I'm not convinced that
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 11: she's real.
• 1:51:13
  Speaker 3: Like, it's just so strange.
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & F. This one has
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 5: captain's chairs.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 6: Each captain's chair features a folding arm.
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 3: I know some guys think it's hot. I am not
• 1:51:22
  Speaker 3: one of the guys who thinks that women, grown women,
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 3: who have little girl voices, like, that's weird. I think
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 3: it's weird when dudes think it's hot when a chick
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: has a little girl voice. It's just so, I don't know, dude. Yeah,
• 1:51:38
  Speaker 3: I'm with you. Now, the same, fully shaved, fine. Because
• 1:51:40
  Speaker 3: when people make that argument saying, oh, well, that's really weird. No, no,
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 3: you're thinking about it that way. But it's weird when
• 1:51:47
  Speaker 3: they sound like a.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 4: Right. There's no way that says Rivian.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 4: I don't think it even says armrest.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: What is the word? It's not armrest. What is the word?
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 7: Where do you find this commercial?
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: Here, I'm pulling up.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & F. This one has
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 5: captain's chairs.
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 3: And someone else points out the vocal fry also.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 10: That goes without saying.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 4: Just a legit speech impediment.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and it's like literally swallowed like five marbles.
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: And you know, it's not live. You can do another take. Oh, absolutely.
• 1:52:21
  Speaker 3: Do as many as you want. See, I thought the
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 3: question was, what was she saying? And it was captain's chairs.
• 1:52:29
  Speaker 3: Have you never heard of captain's chairs?
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 10: Like the single chairs.
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 3: Can you make this out, CMS?
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 10: Yeah, this is on Rivian's official YouTube page.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 3: I believe it's the R1S.
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 7: R1S?
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: Rivian R1S.
• 1:52:40
  Speaker 3: Rivian R1S. Right, which you're also assuming that... Oh, that sounds... Okay,
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 3: let's all think R1S. Okay, everyone think R1S. Everybody... Well,
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 3: not if you're driving. Let's think Rivian R1S when we
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: hear it.
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R1S.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 10: R1S.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: It's not just any R1S. Driving me insane.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: But still.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 3: It's not just any R1S.
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 11: We shouldn't be working this hard to figure that out.
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: Wow. And that's Captain's chair. And that's Captain's chair. Captain's chair.
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 10: She looks like some magic, like the, what's her, Million
• 1:53:15
  Speaker 10: Dollar Baby. Oh, Hilary Swank. Yeah, or Jennifer Garner, like
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 10: that sort of look.
• 1:53:19
  Speaker 7: Hey, you guys.
• 1:53:20
  Speaker 3: Captain's chairs.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 7: It's amazing.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 5: This one has captain's chairs.
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 7: That's captain's chairs.
• 1:53:25
  Speaker 4: It's strange. That's the worst.
• 1:53:27
  Speaker 3: You can swivel and swear.
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 5: Ooh, look at me.
• 1:53:29
  Speaker 3: I'm spinning in my captain's chair. And then one of
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 3: them is going steady.
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: It's got armrests.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: It's got armrests.
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 11: And then she's talking about putting the car seat in.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 11: And then she goes, I'm your kid doctor.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: We're old.
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 11: And they don't need a car seat.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 5: What's that like?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: Hold on.
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R & F. This one has
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 5: captain's chairs.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 6: Each captain's chair features a folding armrest that still is
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 6: perfectly flush when not in use, and a cup holder
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 6: that's just the press away. They're also heated, easy to
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 6: fold flat, and have car seat tie-downs. If you've got
• 1:53:57
  Speaker 6: little ones like I do, this pass-through makes it easy
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 6: to get to the third row without uninstalling these. Now,
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 6: if your passengers have graduated from car seats, first off,
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 6: what's that like?
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 5: And second, what's it like?
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 3: It's just bizarre. It's just bizarre.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 7: I hear now, though. This isn't any Rivian RS.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 9: R1S.
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, she doesn't even say Rivian.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 7: No, I hear her saying Rivian now.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 3: You do?
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:22
  Speaker 4: Not in the beginning.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 10: It's like three needle brainstorm.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: This isn't any Rivian. All I hear is this isn't
• 1:54:28
  Speaker 3: just any R1S.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R1S.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: This isn't just any R1S.
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's what the captions on YouTube find.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: This isn't just any R1S.
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 5: This isn't just any R1S. Yeah.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: I don't have really.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 11: If we're talking about this specific thing you're selling, feel
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 11: free to enunciate.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 10: And also we don't know what an R1S is.
• 1:54:43
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: Oh, what?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: Grandfather didn't have one. He worked down in the garage.
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah. But it's not. It's not an audio commercial.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 4: It's video.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 3: So you're watching.
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 10: We're watching.
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: We still don't know.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 10: Wait.
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 3: There's video.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 7: But he's just saying.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: You don't know what an R1S is.
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: But I'm.
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 11: Everyone is literally watching the same commercial without closed caption
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 11: and does not know what the word is.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 3: I gotta see this. Her teeth are hella big. It
• 1:55:11
  Speaker 3: looks like any old car commercial. Lower budget, I would say, maybe.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: Miss Rivian Chick's voice is so annoying, I hate her. Yeah,
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 3: it's bizarre. She kind of sounds like the voice that
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: Tom Segura does in his stand-up. That is true. I
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 3: was thinking the same exact thing. 877-44-WOODY. Well, you know what?
• 1:55:26
  Speaker 7: Mystery solved.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 3: I feel better.
• 1:55:28
  Speaker 11: I can sleep tonight.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 3: And that's going to do it for Tuesday. Full show
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: podcast available, but going to the woody show.com or get
• 1:55:40
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• 1:55:44
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• 1:55:47
  Speaker 3: for Disneyland, a four packet tickets to Disneyland for Halloween
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  Speaker 3: annual pass. Uh, tomorrow between seven 30 and eight 30, uh,
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 3: You're going to hear a song from the band Linkin Park.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: You guys know Linkin Park.
• 1:56:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard a couple of their songs.
• 1:56:05
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  Speaker 9: Yep.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: All right, Greg Goring.
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: Parting words of wisdom, please.
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 4: Yes, I saw these from Ricky Gervais, and I loved it.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 4: Nobody can hurt your feelings without your permission.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 10: Awesome.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 4: I had never heard that before.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: And the other thing is like, in so many situations,
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: people don't have any power. Unless you give it to them. Yeah.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 7: Right.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: Obviously, there are people that do have power.
• 1:56:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 1: Cops.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 7: Your boss.
• 1:56:53
  Speaker 2: Your boss.
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 11: Your parents when you're a little kid.
• 1:56:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, but there are so few and far between.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 3: You know, everything else you are giving more power to
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: than what it actually has. Yeah.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 4: And this resonated with me.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 3: And that is good, too. I like that a lot.
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 4: Ricky Gervais rules. He does.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Greg Gorey.
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: You got it, Woody.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much for giving The Woody Show some
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: of your valuable time this morning. You know we love
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: and appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 3: can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday. Have
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 3: a great day. SMD double M. I quit this bitch.